Eminem Beautiful Maybe just point me to the closest restroom Lately I've been hard to reach I don't need fucking man servant I've been too long on my own Tryin to follow me around, and wipe my ass Everybody has a private world Laugh at every single joke I crack Where they can be alone And half of them ain't even funny like Are you calling me, are you trying to get through Ahh Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you god damn I'm just so fuckin' depressed Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown I just can seem to get out this slump So why don't you all sit down If I could just get over this hump Listen to the tale I'm about to tell But I need something to pull me out this dump Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes I took my bruises, took my lumps And you don't have to walk no thousand miles Fell down and I got right back up ---------Chorus------- But I need that spark to get psyched back up Nobody asked for life to deal us In order for me to pick that mic back up With these bullshit hands they've delt I don't know how I pry away We have to take these cards ourselves And I ended up in this position I'm in And flip them, don't expect no help I starting to feel distant again Now I could have either just So I decided just to pick this pen Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned Up and tried to make an attempt to vent But take this situation in which I'm placed in But I just can't admit And get up and get my own Or come to grips, with the fact that I was never the type of kid I may be done with rap To wait but I know to unpack his bags I need a new outlet Never sat on the porch and hoped and prayed I know some shits so hard to swallow For a dad to show up who never did And I just can't sit back and wallow I just wanted to fit in In my own sorrow Every single place But I know one fact Every school I went I'll be one tough act to follow I dreamed of being that cool kid One tough act to follow Even if it meant acting stupid One tough act to follow Aunt Edna always told me One tough act to follow Keep making that face till it gets stuck like that Here today, gone tomorrow Meanwhile I'm just standing there But you have to walk a thousand miles Holding my tongue up trying to talk like this -----Chorus----- Till I stuck my tongue on the frozen stop sign poll at 8 years old In my shoes, just to see I learned my lesson and cause I wasn't tryin to impress my What it's like, to be me friends no more I'll be you, let's trade shoes But I already told you my whole life story Just to see what I'd be like to Not just based on my description Feel your pain, you feel mine Cause where you see it from where you're sitting Go inside each other's mind Is probably 110% different Just to see what we find I guess we would have to walk a mile Look at shit through each other's eyes In each other's shoes, at least But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful woah What size you where? They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sO I wear tens Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful woah Let's see if you can fit your feet They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you ---------Chorus--------- Lately I've been hard to reach I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor I've been too long on my own Everything is so tense and gloom Everybody has a private world I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room Where they can be alone... Just as soon as I walk in Are you calling me, are you trying to get through woah It's like all eyes on me Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you so So I try to avoid any eye contact Yea... To my babies. Stay strong. Daddy will be home soon Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation And to the rest of the world, god gave you the shoes Like I want that... That fit you, so put em on and wear em I'm not looking for extra attention And be yourself man, be proud of who you are I just want to be just like you Even if it sounds corny, Blend in with the rest of the room Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful Eminem 3 A.M Me what am I gonna do? Pay the prodigal son, The Diabolical one [Eminem] Very methodical when I slaughter them There is no escaping, theres no place to hide You scream someone save me, but they dont pay no [Chorus] mindgoodbye [3rd Verse] [1st Verse] She puts the lotion in the bucket Your walking down a horror corridor She puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hoes again Its almost 4 in the morning and your in a nightmare its She puts the lotion in the bucket horrible She puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hoes again Right there is the coroner, waiting for you to turn the corner so he could corner you I bite and I slash, slice and gash Your a goner hes on to you, out the corner of his cornea he Last night was a blast I cant quite just saw you run Remember when I had that much fun on the half pint of the All you want is to rest cause you cant run anymore your done jack All he wants is to kill in you front of an audience My last Vic and a half, a flashlight of Kim Kardashians ass While everybody is watching in the party applauding it I remember the first time I dismembered a family member Here I sit while Im caught up in deep thought again December I think it was I was having drinks with my cousin Contemplating my next plot again I wrapped him in Christmas lights pushed him in the stinking Swallowing a calotapin while Im not in and out of ionamin tub At the Ramada Inn holding on to the pill bottled in Cut him up into pieces and just when I went to drink his blood Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom and make sure I got all of it I thought I outta drink his bathwater Wake up naked at McDonalds with blood all over me that outta be fun Dead bodies behind the counter shit thats when my days of serial murder Guess I mustve just blacked out again manslaughter begun Not Again The sight of blood excites me [Chorus] That might be an artery son Its 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door Your blood curling and screams Bodies laying all over the floor and Just dont seem to bother me none I dont remember how they got there but I guess I mustve Killed em, Killed em Its 3 Am and here I come So you should probably run Its 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door A secret passageway around here bodies laying all over the floor and Man theres got to be one, or no theres probably none i dont remember how they got there but i guess i mustve He can scream all that he wants top of his lungs Killed em, Killed em It aint gonna stop me from choppin him up, up [2nd Verse] [Chorus] Sitting nude in my living room its almost noon I wonder whats on the tube maybe theyll show some boobs Flipping every channel until I find Hannah Montana Then I reach for the Aloe & Lanolin Bust all over the wall panel and Dismantling every candle on top of the fireplace mantle Grab my flannel and my bandana then Kiss the naked mannequin man again You can see him standing in my front window if you look in Im just a hooligan whos used to using halucenogens Causing illusions again, brain contusions again Cutting and bruising the skin Razors, scissors and pins Jesus when does it end? Phases that I go through Dazed and Im so confused Days that I dont know who Gave these molecules to Eminem Hello But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free [Intro:] from Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself) I find the fact that you, I'm cool, I immediately run like My name is Shaaady Speedy Gon- So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you) Zalez to see if I see anyone It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some long (so long) My head is pounding to the beat of the drum My name is Shaaady I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you) [Chorus 2:] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say [Verse 1:] Hello You see that chick in the gym checking me out? And do you happen to have anything on you that make Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth my mood mellow? I lose a (-I'll)? and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house Some are open and some are pink, some are blue and That was suppose to be wreckless, where the heck is it some are just yellow now? Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's Hello blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out [Verse 3:] Nope, guess I'll re-route Oh, those were the days, they certainly were Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch It's hurtin me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth good Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can't match it (Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word) A rap-tap-tap on your door with the damn wratchet I second that and a third, rush to emergency sur- A tat-tac-tac in the hall with the damn hatchet -gery to try to flush me because of the drugs that he A nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Zan-exs purged Shorty come back, I'm tryin to score me some lapdances He's sees the loner getting the three-hundred bucks for I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels these Perc-agains Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurtin him' Childishly on the phone tryin to rustle up muscle relax- [Chorus 1:] -ants for his back and a couple of packs Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Since now he's doubling back-wards and he stumblin Hello back And are you menstruating baby, my lil friend's waiting to Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go say Hello crack The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shakin Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap like Jello Almost ended it that soon because of the fact Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap Hello Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it, I'm back [Verse 2:] [Chorus 2] My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em And so I'm sayin..