Eminem  Beautiful Maybe just point me to the closest restroom Lately I've been hard to reach I don't need fucking man servant I've been too long on my own Tryin to follow me around, and wipe my ass Everybody has a private world Laugh at every single joke I crack Where they can be alone And half of them ain't even funny like Are you calling me, are you trying to get through Ahh Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you god damn I'm just so fuckin' depressed Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown I just can seem to get out this slump So why don't you all sit down If I could just get over this hump Listen to the tale I'm about to tell But I need something to pull me out this dump Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes I took my bruises, took my lumps And you don't have to walk no thousand miles Fell down and I got right back up ------Chorus------But I need that spark to get psyched back up Nobody asked for life to deal us In order for me to pick that mic back up With these bullshit hands they've delt I don't know how I pry away We have to take these cards ourselves And I ended up in this position I'm in And flip them, don't expect no help I starting to feel distant again Now I could have either just So I decided just to pick this pen Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned Up and tried to make an attempt to vent But take this situation in which I'm placed in But I just can't admit And get up and get my own Or come to grips, with the fact that I was never the type of kid I may be done with rap To wait but I know to unpack his bags I need a new outlet Never sat on the porch and hoped and prayed I know some shits so hard to swallow For a dad to show up who never did And I just can't sit back and wallow I just wanted to fit in In my own sorrow Every single place But I know one fact Every school I went I'll be one tough act to follow I dreamed of being that cool kid One tough act to follow Even if it meant acting stupid One tough act to follow Aunt Edna always told me One tough act to follow Keep making that face till it gets stuck like that Here today, gone tomorrow Meanwhile I'm just standing there But you have to walk a thousand miles Holding my tongue up trying to talk like this -----Chorus----- Till I stuck my tongue on the frozen stop sign poll at 8 years old In my shoes, just to see I learned my lesson and cause I wasn't tryin to impress my What it's like, to be me friends no more I'll be you, let's trade shoes But I already told you my whole life story Just to see what I'd be like to Not just based on my description Feel your pain, you feel mine Cause where you see it from where you're sitting Go inside each other's mind Is probably 110% different Just to see what we find I guess we would have to walk a mile Look at shit through each other's eyes In each other's shoes, at least But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful woah What size you where? They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sO I wear tens Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful woah Let's see if you can fit your feet They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you ------Chorus------Lately I've been hard to reach I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor I've been too long on my own Everything is so tense and gloom Everybody has a private world I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room Where they can be alone... Just as soon as I walk in Are you calling me, are you trying to get through woah It's like all eyes on me Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you so So I try to avoid any eye contact Yea... To my babies. Stay strong. Daddy will be home soon Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation And to the rest of the world, god gave you the shoes Like I want that... That fit you, so put em on and wear em I'm not looking for extra attention And be yourself man, be proud of who you are I just want to be just like you Even if it sounds corny, Blend in with the rest of the room Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful Eminem  3 A.M Me what am I gonna do? Pay the prodigal son, The Diabolical one [Eminem] Very methodical when I slaughter them There is no escaping, theres no place to hide You scream someone save me, but they dont pay no [Chorus] mindgoodbye [3rd Verse] [1st Verse] She puts the lotion in the bucket Your walking down a horror corridor She puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hoes again Its almost 4 in the morning and your in a nightmare its She puts the lotion in the bucket horrible She puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hoes again Right there is the coroner, waiting for you to turn the corner so he could corner you I bite and I slash, slice and gash Your a goner hes on to you, out the corner of his cornea he Last night was a blast I cant quite just saw you run Remember when I had that much fun on the half pint of the All you want is to rest cause you cant run anymore your done jack All he wants is to kill in you front of an audience My last Vic and a half, a flashlight of Kim Kardashians ass While everybody is watching in the party applauding it I remember the first time I dismembered a family member Here I sit while Im caught up in deep thought again December I think it was I was having drinks with my cousin Contemplating my next plot again I wrapped him in Christmas lights pushed him in the stinking Swallowing a calotapin while Im not in and out of ionamin tub At the Ramada Inn holding on to the pill bottled in Cut him up into pieces and just when I went to drink his blood Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom and make sure I got all of it I thought I outta drink his bathwater Wake up naked at McDonalds with blood all over me that outta be fun Dead bodies behind the counter shit thats when my days of serial murder Guess I mustve just blacked out again manslaughter begun Not Again The sight of blood excites me [Chorus] That might be an artery son Its 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door Your blood curling and screams Bodies laying all over the floor and Just dont seem to bother me none I dont remember how they got there but I guess I mustve Killed em, Killed em Its 3 Am and here I come So you should probably run Its 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door A secret passageway around here bodies laying all over the floor and Man theres got to be one, or no theres probably none i dont remember how they got there but i guess i mustve He can scream all that he wants top of his lungs Killed em, Killed em It aint gonna stop me from choppin him up, up

[2nd Verse] [Chorus] Sitting nude in my living room its almost noon I wonder whats on the tube maybe theyll show some boobs Flipping every channel until I find Hannah Montana Then I reach for the Aloe & Lanolin Bust all over the wall panel and Dismantling every candle on top of the fireplace mantle Grab my flannel and my bandana then Kiss the naked mannequin man again You can see him standing in my front window if you look in Im just a hooligan whos used to using halucenogens Causing illusions again, brain contusions again Cutting and bruising the skin Razors, scissors and pins Jesus when does it end? Phases that I go through Dazed and Im so confused Days that I dont know who Gave these molecules to Eminem  Hello But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free [Intro:] from Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself) I find the fact that you, I'm cool, I immediately run like My name is Shaaady Speedy Gon- So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you) Zalez to see if I see anyone It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some long (so long) My head is pounding to the beat of the drum My name is Shaaady I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you) [Chorus 2:] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say [Verse 1:] Hello You see that chick in the gym checking me out? And do you happen to have anything on you that make Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth my mood mellow? I lose a (-I'll)? and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house Some are open and some are pink, some are blue and That was suppose to be wreckless, where the heck is it some are just yellow now? Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's Hello blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out [Verse 3:] Nope, guess I'll re-route Oh, those were the days, they certainly were Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch It's hurtin me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth good Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can't match it (Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word) A rap-tap-tap on your door with the damn wratchet I second that and a third, rush to emergency sur- A tat-tac-tac in the hall with the damn hatchet -gery to try to flush me because of the drugs that he A nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Zan-exs purged Shorty come back, I'm tryin to score me some lapdances He's sees the loner getting the three-hundred bucks for I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels these Perc-agains Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurtin him' Childishly on the phone tryin to rustle up muscle relax- [Chorus 1:] -ants for his back and a couple of packs Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Since now he's doubling back-wards and he stumblin Hello back And are you menstruating baby, my lil friend's waiting to Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go say Hello crack The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shakin Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap like Jello Almost ended it that soon because of the fact Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap Hello Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it, I'm back

[Verse 2:] [Chorus 2] My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em And so I'm sayin... It just becomes everyday extracurriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun [Outro:] A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151 Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself) 51 people asleep in my damn living room My name is Shaaady Scuse me hun? But what is your name, Liddy-young? So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you) I want up next to ya naked and uh, did we umm? It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun? long (so long) I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to My name is Shaaady be one I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you) No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm Eminem  We made you [Chorus] Guess who? Did you miss me? Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus! And that's why my love you'll never live without I know you want me girl [Chorus] Cause I can see you checking me out When you walked through the door And baby you know It was clear to me (clear to me) You know you want me too You're the one they adore Don't try to deny it, baby Who they came to see (who they came to see) I'm the only one for you You're a rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) [Verse 3] Playa, Who could really blame you? Damn girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa We're the ones who made you Why should I wash my filthy mouth out? You think that's bad, You should hear the rest of my [Verse 1] album Back by popular demand Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can Man Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal Get ready to tackle any task that is at hand But Jessica Alba, Put her breast on my mouth, bro How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it Grand? Wowzers! I just made a mess in my trousers Well look at all the massive masses in the stands And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Shady man, No, Don't massacre the fans Lord help us, He's back in his pink Alf shirt Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man Looking like someone shrinked his outfit She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands on I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica her massive Rest assured, Superman's here to rescue ya Gluteus maximus again Can you blame me? Squeeze it then squish it then pass it to a friend You're my Amy, I'm your Blake Can he come back as nasty as he can? Matter fact bake me a birthday cake Yes he can can, Don't ask me this again With a saw blade in it to make my jail break He does not mean to lesbian offend Baby, I just think you just met your soul mate But Lindsay please come back to seeing men Now break it down girl Samantha's a two, Your practically a ten I know you want me girl, In fact I see you grin [Chorus] Now come in girl

[Chorus] [Talking] Oh Amy! [Verse 2] Rehab never looked so good! The enforcer, Lookin for more women to torture I can't wait! I'm going back! Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her Haha! Whoo! Sorry Portia but what's Ellen DeGeneres have that I don't Dr. Dre, 2020 Are you telling me tenderness? Yeah! Well I could be as gentle and as smooth as a gentlemen Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then nail her Baby say, "Hello" to my little friend Brit forget K-Fed, Let's cut out the middlemen Forget him or gonna end up in the hospital again And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge Forget them other men, girl, Pay them little attention And little did I mention that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer, So sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys, You give them an inch They take a mile, They got style but it isn't Slim Eminem  Old times sake skin. I'll show you every inch grows on my foreskin. Good evening, Show me nipple I pinch, blow up, then throw up a ten. This is your fucking captain speaking. Now you know it's a sin to tease, blow us again, We will soon be reaching an altitude of four million and a The sorcerer of intercourse - if it's forced, it's him. half feet Don't fight the feeling if you're feeling the force within, That's eight million miles in the sky. And when you wake up in the morning next to the Please, undo your seatbelt for takeoff. porcelain (pshh) You are now free to smoke about the cabin (Chorus) I'm Dre from back in the day from, NWA from black and the gray from, Now where there's smoke, there's fire Choking a bitch to smacking her face from, Where there's fire, there's flames Stacking up bodies to, Racking their kegs up. Where there's flames, there's chronic From racking a bitch to, Either you high or you ain't Stacking them crates up, I got no time for no games I'm still hungry and I'm back with a tapeworm. Nah, uh he ain't playing And we're what's happening in rap entertainment, Me He's gonna get the AK and aim it right at your bra-ain and Shady. I'm slightly insa-ane; Vodka and Creatine Far as competition, faggot there ain't none Hpnotiq and Red Bull, It's an incredible energy drink And it's givin' me wings, I believe I can fly Speak of the devil, It's attack of the Rainman While I pee on a girl; You won't catch me CSI! Chainsaw in hand, blood stain on my apron It's as easy as pie, and as simple as cake Soon as the blade spun (vrun) they run away from Dre, get on the mic and make them tremble and shake Who wanna play dungeon? No one is safe from. In search of a brain surgeon, a great one. Now put your smoke up in the air Wait, it ain't funny man it's urgent, I need one. Raise your Henny and Coke Two boxes of detergent and a paint gun, and an And if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know emergency squirt gun to spray A-1. We can smoke till there's no more lighter fluid to do it Let's get into it, you're smoking with the triedest and (Chorus) truest So one more time for old time's sake I got the Midas touch when it comes to rolling shit up, Dre, drop that beat and scratch that break You motherfuckers ain't smoking, you just holding shit up Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way Now here we go, let's get up, get down, hold up a blunt. And let's go I smoke the kinda stuff that make the records go number We're now smoking with the best (the best) one. I said one more time for old time's sake Cuz if at first you don't succeed, won't hurt to smoke Dre, drop that beat and scratch that break some weed. Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way Now them words are just a little more personal for me. And let's go Seeing as how I blew up off of puffing them trees We're now smoking with the best (the best) Well smoke enough for me, fuck yeah, light it up Cheech! Smoke signal in the sky like Verizon wireless Come on, smoke me out, cuz, give me contact buzz A nice environment Get me on track, they love me when I'm on that stuff. Surprise, entirely hypnotized by the sound I surround the But this is earth calling Shady, man come on back (what?) hydrants Man we're losing him; he won't even respond back, fuck! taking lives of firemen, say goodbye. Now look at all the pretty women in here Here I am again, naked wives and Vicodin. (Damn bitches) Before I begin to get so high, pussy boy, I could spin Dre, it's hot, I think we better go check on their (Vin, vin!) temperatures Fuck the handle, I fly off the hinge I'll get the thermometer, you get the bandages Let that boy off the bench, coach and throw it to him Now baby just bend over, this won't hurt a damn bit There he goes in his trench coat, no clothes again just... Baby, make us some French toast and show off some Eminem  Must be the ganja zipper Location of the woods where the body was dragged and I smell something in the air that's makin' me high then dumped I said, I smell something in the air that's makin' me high The trunk that they were stuffed in, the model, the make, the plate Okay, here we go, do re mi fa so, fa so la ti da so Lyrical Rosco, give back the Tabasco And which model, which lake they found her in You motherfuckers must just not know the tic-tock song And how they attacked the victim Time to show you the most kick ass flow in the cosmos Say which murder weapon was used to do what and which one Picasso with a pick ax, is a sick asshole Which knife and which gun, what kid, what wife and Tic tac toe frozen six pack, with exacto which nun? Knives, stranglin' wives with big lasso Don't stop, I like this, it's fun, the fuckin' night's just Few bags of the grass, zig zags, I'm with the Doc so begun

You know how that go, skull and the crossbones It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana This is poison, the boys and girls who do not know That's creepin' up on me while I'm so high You do not wanna try this at home, my lil' vato Maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me This is neither the time nor the place to get macho Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind

So crack a six pack, sit back with some nachos When I'm behind a mic dynamite is what it's kinda like Maybe some popcorn and watch the show and just rock You're stuck with the same stick that you're tryin' to light slow Behind the boards is Dre, legends are made this way It's not what you expected nor what you thought so Isn't it safe to say this is the way it should be? About time that you wake the fuck up, smell the pot smoke Maybe you need some lyric syrup serum for your symptoms It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana Here's a dosage of the antidote, now you give him some That's creepin' up on me while I'm so high He can give her some, she can give them some Maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me Get behind a Lynn drum, make up a beat and kill the Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind sucka syndrome

Your dreams are getting' fulfilled, ooh, I'm literally You're spinnin' drama when it comes to lyrics and getting' the chills pennin' some Spittin' at will, me and Dre have just finished splittin' a Startin' from scratch and then endin' up at the end pill enough You're submittin' to skill, sittin' still Capable of bringin' a Pulitzer, strong believe a bullet's a I'm admittin', I'm beginnin' to feel like I don't think Titanium, cranium that's full of surprises anyone's real When the smoke rises right before your very own eyes Faced with a dilemma, I can be Dalai Llama You stare into your stereos high And become a bin gramma, a step beyond a Jeffrey Good evenin', this ain't even a weed thing Dahmer I ain't even smoke anything, I ain't even drink anything Please, don't upset me, mama, you lookin' sexy, mama Don't know if it's the lala or the rum and Pepsi, mama It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana That's creepin' up on me while I'm so high Don't want to end up inside my refrigerator freezer Maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me Be used as extra toppin' the next time I make a pizza Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind How many people you know can name every serial killer Who ever existed in a row?

Put 'em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper Name the time and place from the body, the bag, the Eminem  My mom And if you still ain't finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the (Chorus) shit" My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her "You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom Child support, your father, he ain't slipped us shit And so what if he did that, it's none of your dang My mom, my mom business, kid" I know you're probably tired of hearin' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was just My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom a shorty I know that I should let bygones be bygones And how I became hooked on Valium But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on

Valium was in everythin', food that I ate (Chorus) The water that I drank, fuckin' peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak My mom loved Valium So everyday I have at least three stomach aches Now all I am is a party animal I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her Wit' me Valium spinach Son grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? But my buzz only last about two minutes My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat I can't even write a rhyme without you in it for?" My Valium, my Valium

"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffin' ether Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" Nah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either But that's actually what has ended up happenin', a It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she tragedy thought Fuckin' passin' it up, catchin' me And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' ain't it? What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for? Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache (Chorus) "Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? "Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I? Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it then break it Now here's a plate full of pain killers up Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan potatoes" up" "All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin' "You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit there I'll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin'" And make that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I fall in bed it With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement (Chorus) again" Sorry Mom, I still love you though "And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, homie fuckin' place Yo, take us on outta here Spinnin' again till next Thanksgivin' Eminem  Insane Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, well then tell me I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the Would you rather get feltched or do the feltchin'? head Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed belchin' Till one night he snuck in and said Burp, belch and go back for a second helpin' "We're goin' out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed" Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? "Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me "After I fuck you in the butt, get some head Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother said Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't know help me "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid" What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "The bastard won't even eat nothin', he's fed "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" being" "Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no help peein' Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck" I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see

"I bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, I'll bet I only get naked when the babysitter tells me He probably just wants to see how upset you would get She showed me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' I'll go handle this of course unless you object?" But it was X and they called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' "Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head" Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet If you could count the skeletons in my closet Then you would know I've completely lost it Under my bed and up under my faucet Is he nuts? No, he's insane Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot

Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong

Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra

Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along

If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane Eminem - Bagpipes From Baghdad What an ensemble, what an assortment of Ohh, it's music to my ears pharmaceuticals Oh man, how can I describe the way I feel? This beautiful pill dust in my palm Fuckin' great, man Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle Okay, let me see, how could I begin? Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama

Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch I cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Cap'n Crunch The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja Red wine for breakfast and for brunch Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya Norman And to soak it up and in between snack crackers to munch You're so fuckin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy

Mariah, whatever happened to us? You don't know what the fuck you're doin' Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass I ain't playin' no fuckin' more of punch Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' You see I never really asked for much whore I can't imagine what's goin' through you mind Every minute there's a sucka born After such a nasty break up Snuck up on Malakai and made the motherfuckers suck On a shucka corn With that Latin hunk Luis Miguel Nick Cannon better back the fuck up Shucka, shucka corn, shucka corn I'm not playin', I want her back you punk Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk fuckin' on Now what the fuck are ya doin'? You're runnin' over the Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk snow blower Zap and Eric Clapton shaft brings Abba crunk With the lawnmower blowing your bagpipes from And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya Baghdad You can beat me with any spatula that you want (Chorus) I mean I really want ya bad, you cunt Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables of junk I bet you they become heterosexual Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood Nothin' will stop me from molestin' you So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture Titty fuckin' you 'till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles (Chorus) Bagpipes from Baghdad Is what they said, to the two conjoined twins When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say "How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?" the least You need some ointment, just set up an appointment Bagpipes from Baghdad Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip What's goin' through my mind half the time I just got my one year sobriety coin chip When my rhyme are blowin' up my When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' get? Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin' groins with Bagpipes from Baghdad Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the sowin' kit Bagpipes from Baghdad And attempt to separate 'em, and stitch them back at the I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a glad loins, shit Knew the little boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy chip You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture Cookie looky, even took me a Polaroid I'm the miracle whip, a trickster My signature sound when the tube of lipsticks surround (Chorus) I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow, man Eminem - Same Song & Dance Seen her back stage now here's where I come in son Look here she comes I better pull out the big guns Yo... Hello Lindsay, you're looking a little thin hun Same song and dance How bout a ride to rehab, get in cunt Damn girl, everywhere I go Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want Same song and dance Girl I'm just kidding let me start over again hun I like the way you move! All over the globe See what I meant was, we should have a little Same song and dance intervention Something about it man Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension Same song and dance You little Wench ya, murder wasn't my intention In the Pale Moonlight If I wanted to kill you it would of already been done Yo... Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her With sixty-six inches of extension... cord. I'm lookin' at ya, yeah girl (Chorus) Your kind of tookin' back by My second victim was even bigger then the first The whole rapper thing aren't ya? Pop star, icon, the whole works Probably thinkin' you'll get slapped so dang hard ya She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya? Upon the scene and seen that the world was hers Couple rape charges, people think you're a monster She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts The police constantly buggin' ya non-stop It irked me and made me mad at first I walk up on ya, well hello Tonya I lashed out through my songs but what was really going I think ya got your OnStar button inside your car stuck. on You outta gas, do you gotta flat? Was that I had developed a crush I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat I just didn't know how to tell it to her... I got your back Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her? Why don't you put your laundry basket in the back Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons And sit up front, not askin' it's a trap of, footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk? You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a rap We'll settle this once and for all, I'mma tell her at dusk In broad day, with no mask for this attack Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must I heard 'em say, exact opposites attract Creep up, to her mansion in stilettos and just If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get ya back climb the gate and ring the bell like hello my love, C'mon I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up! Now would you like to share a pill or two with me? (Chorus) I'll share my valium with you cause I'm feelin you Britney! Yeah baby, do that dance I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent Girl shake that ass I've been feeling you ooh ooh girl you sexy little gal you You ain't ever gonna break that glass Hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value The windshields too strong for you Come-on toots, give me the valium alleyoop... I said yeah baby, sing that song I'll slam dunk it in your mouth til you puke It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing And just as soon you pass out in your alphabet soup You sexy little thing I'm 'bout to, make a new outfit out of you Show me what you got, give it your all New outfit? Shit I'll make a suit out of you Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Shoot! Now show me how you move baby do how ya do Same song and dance... (Chorus) Same kickin' and screamin' same cryin' and sobbin' The first victim I had, she was a big one Same song and dance... Big movie star, a party girl, big fun Same diggin' and pleadin' same yellin' and bleedin' She was the girl the media always picked on Same song and dance In and out of rehab, every 4 to 6 months Yeah She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts Same song and dance And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once I know What an event it was, I was sitting in front Same song and dance I was hooked in it the first glimpse of them buns Eminem Crack a Bottle They see that low rider go by they're like "Oh my!" Oooh! Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why been waiting for I dip through in that six trey like sick 'em Dre In this corner, weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they're sick of me rapes But hey, what else can I say? I love LA 400 assaults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most Cuz over and above all, it's just another day diabolical And this one begins where the last one ends Villain in the world, Slim Shady! Pick up where we left off and get smashed again

(Chorus) I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Driving around with a smashed front end Don't act like a snobby model Let's cash that one in You just hit the lotto Grab another one from out the stable Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got The hell if I know gloves Do I want leather seats or vinyl? Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? Decisions, decisions, garage looks like Precision Collision I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not Or Maico beats quake like Waco that many of us Just keep the bass low, speakers away from your face Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust though It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party (Chorus) from dusk Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not Ok, let's go that many of us Back when Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk And ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust Picture us, you'll just be another one bit the dust It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party Just one up my mother's son who got thrown under the from dusk bus And I take great pleasure in introducing, 50 Cent Kiss my butt, lick my wonder cheese from under my nuts It's bottle after bottle It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks The money ain't a thang when you party with me It's a must, I redeem my name and haters get mushed Its what we into, it's simple Bitches lust, man they love me when I'm laying the cut We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe Missed the cut, the lady give a eighty some paper cut I'm the napalm, the bomb, the Don, I'm King Kong Get rolled on, wrapped up and reigned on Now picture us, it's ridiculous you curse at the thought I'm so calm through Vietnam, ring the alarm Cuz when I spit the verse the shit gets worse than Bring the Chandon, burn marajauan do what you want Worcestershire sauce Nigga on and on till the break of what If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every Get the paper man I'm caking you know I don't give a time fuck Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes I spend it like it don't mean nothing It's elementary, the elephants have entered the room Blow it like its supposed to be blown I venture to say with the center of attention its true Motherfucker I'm grown Not to mention back with a vengeance and hit the signal I stunt I style I flash the shit Of the bat symbol, the platinum trio is back on you hoes I gets what the fuck I want, so what I trick? (Chorus) Fat ass burgundy bags, classy shit Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? Jimmy Cho shoes I say move a bitch move I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not (Chorus) that many of us Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? And ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party that many of us from dusk And ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre from dusk Eminem  Underground Evaluation, fuck Jason, it's Friday the 19th

A lotta people ask me That means is just a regular day Where the fuck I've been at the last few years And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly Shit, I don't know Fuckin' lesbian shouldn't have had her legs in the way But I do know I'm back now, haha Now she's pregnant and gay, missin' both legs and beggin' to stay (Chorus) (Chorus) Here comes the rain and thunder now So tell the critics I'm back and I'm comin' to spit it back in Nowhere to run, to run to now abundance I'll disappear, you'll wonder how Hit a fag with onions and split a bag of Funyuns Lookin' for me, I'm underground Mad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shootin' animal Light up a cannon and have him catapult addin' a dog Dre, I'm down here under the ground Dig me up, broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up Captain of the cult with an elite following 60 sluts, all of them dyin' from asphyxia To turn Halloween back to a trick or treat holiday After they sip piss through Christopher Reeves sippy cup Have Micheal Myers lookin' like a liar, swipe his powers Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxy pads Enough oxy cotton to send a fuckin' ox to rehab Hit Jason Voorhees with a 40 Whack job in a bag and a black stalkin' cap Stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell me a story Jackin' off to a hockey mask at a boxin' match Gave Hannibal Lecter a fuckin' nectarine And sat him in a fuckin' fruit and vegetable section He can't say that, yes he can And gave him a lecture I just did, faggot, now guess again You better text message to your next of kin Walked up Elm Street with a fuckin' wiffle bat, Drew Tell 'em shit's about to get extra messy especially when I flex Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands, too again And came out with a little scratch, ooh Throw a fuckin' lesbian in wetzy men Lookin' like I got in a fuckin' pillow fight with a triple fat goose

So faggidy, faggidy, faggidy, raggidy Ann and Andy Insanity, can it be vanity? Where is the humanity? No, raggidy, Andy and Andy, no, it can't be, it can't be And havin' a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee Yes, it can be, the fuckin' Antichrist is back Straight jacket with a hundred eight brackets Danny and Satan in black satin panties And a strap that wraps twice around my back, then they latch it This is Amityville, calamity Cut your fuckin' head off and ask you where you headed off to Goddamn it, insanity pills, fanny pack filled with zanies Get it, headed off to? Medic, this headache's awful Through every nook and cranny, lookin' for trannies This anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffle Milk and cookies spilled on my silk negligee, lookie And this prosthetic arm keeps crushin' my hard taco (Chorus) Razor blades with me to make you bleed So, it wasn't a choice, it was I had to do this Cases of Maybelline make up layin' on the table with weed And now I got 90 days clean and that's all I have to share, Slim Shady, shit sounds like a fable to me thanks Until he jumps out of the fuckin' toilet when you're takin' a pee Thanks for sharin', Brian, is there anyone else (Chorus) Who would like to share this evenin'? Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair Yeah, I got somethin' to share Found at the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair When you walked through the door you were queer to me Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener So come here, baby boy, just come here to me And be cut open like cantaloupe and canopy beds You're a cock boy, everybody wants you You're gayer than you would ever claim to And glad bags, yeah, glad to be back I won't have to rape you 'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in So homie, lay down, down, down rehab Lay down, down, down, lay down, down, down Fuckin' doctor, I ain't understand a damn word he said Lay down, lay down I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch Where's everybody goin'? This always went over real big in Gay A Two weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightened Okay wait, I got another one Bitin' into a fuckin' Vicadin like I'm a Viking I just love condoms and lots of cum Oh, lighten the strikin', might be a fuckin' sign I need a psychic No? Oh shit Eminem  Stay Wide Awake There's a vacancy in my tummy It's making me play hide and seek Yeah, yeah (yeah) Like Jason, I'm so hungry Follow me (follow me) She's naked, see no privacy Come with me to the dark side of the force (force) But I can see she wants me No man would boldly go to this place So patient see, I try to be, but gee, why does she taunt me? The devil only knows of this world Close the drapes and she goes right to sleep, and I creep right So dark and oh so cold through the front seat It's all so cold, all so cold So blatantly but silently cause I know that she's sound asleep Oh Who's waking me so violently, and why's he on top of me? (Chorus) He's raping me, she tries to scream, somebody please get him Soon as my flow starts off me I compose art like the ghost of Mozart He's taping me, he's biting me, he's laughing like it's funny Even though they all say that they're real She's scraping me, she's fighting me, she's scratching like some I know that most aren't dumb freak Boy you think your clever don't ya Escaping me, no die she see, I might just be Ted Bundy Girl you think your so smart Or Satan gee, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties Come with me to another side of the world so cold and so dark I'm crazy but it's alright with me, man life can be so empty A world so dark Stay away from me cause I'm dancing to quite a different drum A world so cold beat A world where only some will go (stay wide awake) But not return (Chorus) When will they learn? Where do they go? Better try to stay wide awake God only knows Or you might end up found dead by the lake Stay wide awake Soon as you lay me down to sleep Bitches soul, I'm a try to take Fe Fi Fo Fum Pray for light today right away I think I smell the scent of a placenta Why do they try to fight today I enter central park, it's dark, it's winter in December I must make them pay twice as much I see my target with my car, and park and approach her tender Might as well put the knife away Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her Now I use power tools Sit down beside her like a spider, hi there girl you mighta How about now while you in the shower Heard of me before, see whore you're the kinda girl that I'da Scour you for six hours till outage of power outlets Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy How did you figure out I was down in your basement now? wider You - must of just heard the sound of my stomach growling Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while that shits from down there inside ya Holler there's no one fowler I'm the kinda guy that's mild, but I might flip and get a little bit Bound to the tub they found ya wilder Face down in the tub I drowned you with piles of downers Impregnate a lesbian, yeah and now lets see her have triplets around you and I'll eh Such nostalgia and powers Incinerate them babies soon as they're out her with formalde Such prowess look how you cowered Hide in cyanide, girl you can tryin hide, you can try to scream Jumped out on you now like I was a Jawa from fucking Star louder Wars No need for no gun powder, that only takes all the fun outta Jaba the hut, be de ba ba, be de ba ba, it's time to die die Murdering, I'd rather go vin vin, and now you see just how the Ought to not even bother to scream, It don't even matter Fuck I do, just what I do, when I cut right through your scalp Amazing when grazing skin with these razorblades he waves at Ahh shit wait a minute, I mean skull, my knife seems dull ya Pull another one out (ooh) Not your everyday Damien, bathe me in holy water Nothing like son of Sam, so please understand there's no gun (Chorus) in hand Where's the thrill in the hunt, there's no fun in that, here I So dark and so cold come with axe My friends don't know this other side of me It's fun to act like lumberjack, when I'm hacking em up with There's a monster inside of me that It's quite ugly and it frigh-tens me What was that? Dial 9-1-1, someone's coming in from the back But they can't see what I can see (Chorus) Eminem Medicine Ball Spray perfume in a sauna room, crazy gluing Madonna To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two then sit on her Oh my goodness, what have I done? Imagine the visual for that man who would've thought I Oh no, I can't believe it Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his It's like I've got the whole world in my palm vengeance And I'm ready to drop bombs But the chick's so old, she looks like she outlived her life sentence Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive It's the village in New York, right next to the TriBeCa If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so That's my sector, homosexual dissector sensitive Come again, rewind selector (Chorus) I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector So you can't get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya' Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand Hannibal Lecter into guy sex and I bet ya' Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand I tantalize ya' and in less then 5 seconds I get ya' Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab a hold of this branch with both hands They say once bitten and twice shy Man, they don't understand I'm just a sick man Well, I'm next to the guy with 9 ecstasy pills and 5 extra Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities Now everybody's pissed at me like it's my fault Why? Yes sir, I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my This name rhymes with so many different words, geez dresser So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester? please Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester Eminem, I'm coming to kill you Performed a home abortion with Dexter Always hated you and I still do Then I guess, I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume digest her Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you

(Chorus) You're taking this shit too far I guess it's time for you to hate me again Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the Let's begin, now hand me the pin armoire How should I begin it and where does it all end? Everyday I hate you more and more The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in Throw down the cardboard Let's break dance if you think you're hardcore I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pin (Chorus) How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is mine My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

All my West Side bitches throw it up Put a balloon inside your pussy, quief and blow it up Man, I think that Eggers fell off the tip, didn't show enough So you better change the station to keep from throwing up Man, you've seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it There's a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it You know you with it girl, don't front, oh no, you didn't I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole, you kiddin'?

I'll pee on Rihanna, see man, I'll do what I wanna