The twice-weekly student newspaper of the College of William and Mary F Est. 1911 VOL.97, NO.32 friday, February 15, 2008 FLATHATNEWS.COM NICHOL BOWS OUT Nichol Hark, one last time BOV Rector resigns, defends campus unanimous outraged decision Faculty, students Powell says Nichol had demand talks with communication problems, Rector Powell made poor decisions By austin wright By brian mahoney Flat Hat News Editor Flat Hat News Editor Nobody expected this — not even top Board of Visi- Last Sunday, the day after the tors members. College’s Charter Day celebra- Rector Michael Powell ’85 said he learned about tions, Board of Visitors Rector College President Gene Nichol’s resignation about 20 Michael Powell ’85 told College minutes before students did, giving him little time to President Gene Nichol that his make arrangements and respond. Powell asked Nichol contract would not be renewed in to wait on releasing the resignation e-mail until the June. board could write a statement, according to Faculty As- The BOV held its regular sembly President Alan Meese ’86, but Nichol refused. meeting at the College in the days Nearly two hours later, Powell e-mailed students prior, but emerged from its final saying, among other things, that Nichol was not dis- session with no word on Nichol’s missed for the ideological future, which had remained in reasons discussed in his Powell’s reasons question since The Flat Hat first resignation e-mail. In- for firing Nichol reported Nichol’s October 2006 stead, the decision came decision to remove the Wren after a five-month review n Failed to commu- Chapel cross from permanent alex haglund — the flat hat of Nichol’s performance nicate major policy display. An estimated 1,500 students and faculty supported Nichol by singing the Alma Mater outside his home Tuesday night. that ended last week in a changes to BOV But it is clear that Powell and discussion where all 17 the BOV negotiated with Nichol BOV members agreed that n Announced initiatives Sunday, offering him financial in- Nichol’s contract should without securing proper centive to leave the College at the ‘Surprised’ law not be renewed. end of his term and to do so qui- For Nichol, a “The relationship at funding etly. Nichol declined the offer and the top of the school was resigned Tuesday, effective imme- continually deteriorating n Did poor job develop- diately, making his presidency the dean now leads mixed legacy because of the unwilling- ing relationships with top shortest since 1848, when Robert ness of the president to see College donors Saunders, Jr. stepped down after Presidential search underway; President will be remembered for the board as an equal part- one year in office. ner, let alone his boss,”

Tuesday morning, Nichol noti- Butler named interim law dean progressive ideals, controversy Powell said in a telephone n Failed to improve fied the College’s vice presidents, interview. “And the chief after BOV identified and then called Powell and told By brian mahoney By angela cota executive, no matter how problems him that he was stepping down. Flat Hat News Editor Flat Hat Assoc. News Editor gifted, must work effec- Powell asked Nichol for time to tively with the board.” draft a statement from the Board “Interim, acting, temporary, man of the hour.” College President Gene Nichol kept people talking all In Nichol’s e-mail, he said that he made four deci- of Visitors. Nichol declined, and Those were the words of Interim College President throughout his career and will make news for weeks to sions that stirred controversy and led to his resignation: said that he was about to release Taylor Reveley Wednesday afternoon as he tried to de- come. removing the Wren cross from permanent display, re- his statement via e-mail to the scribe his current position after College President Gene Nichol was selected as the College’s new president in fusing to ban the Sex Workers’ Art Show, introducing student body. The e-mail was sent Nichol’s resignation Tuesday. early March 2005. The Board of Visitors picked the Uni- the Gateway program and working to increase racial shortly after 9 a.m. Reveley said that he was surprised versity of North Carolina at Chapel Hill’s law school dean diversity. Neither Nichol nor the BOV by Nichol’s decision, which Nichol in a unanimous vote, beating out the College’s School But Powell said the board’s decision was based pri- at H at T he F lat would release the paperwork out- announced Tuesday in an e-mail to of Education Dean Virginia McLaughlin and Marshall- marily on communication issues, and that Nichol con- lining the severance offer, but ac- students. He also said that the Col- Wythe School of Law Dean (and now interim president tinued to announce major policy changes without con- cording to Nichol’s resignation lege’s Board of Visitors asked him to at the College) Taylor Reveley, following a nine-month sulting BOV members, even after the board repeatedly ahoney - Brian M ahoney e-mail Tuesday, it asked Nichol Taylor Reveley serve in the interim shortly after the search for former President Timothy J. Sullivan’s replace- discussed the problem with him. According to Powell, “not to characterize [the non-re- announcement. He previously served ment. Nichol announced the $4 million Gateway program newal decision] as based on ideo- as Dean of the College’s Marshall-Wythe School of Law; Nichol was sworn in July 1, 2005. He stated his goals without securing funding and without alerting the BOV, logical grounds.” law Professor Lynda Butler will serve in that position until of helping the College better compete against private insti- forcing the board to divert money away from other stu- In the e-mail, Nichol said that he returns. tutions, increasing funding and cultivating better student dent aid initiatives to pay for the unfunded program. the offer contained “a stipulation Reveley noted that he is not seeking a permanent posi- and faculty engagement. He was then installed as the Col- He said the board agrees with the mission of Gate- of censorship” that neither he nor tion as college president but felt it was his duty to serve in lege’s 26th president April 7, 2006, along with Sandra Day way and is currently trying to build an endowment for his wife, Glenn George, could ac- interim. Reveley was one of top three candidates for the O’Connor as the 23rd chancellor. Diversity was one of his it, but he believes the announcement could have been cept. “It would have required that I See Reveley page 5 See legacy page 5 See Rector page 4 make statements I believe to be untrue and that I believe most would find non-credible,” Nichol said. “I’ve said before that the College protesters call for BOV transparency values of the College are not for sale. Neither are ours.” In an interview with The Flat Sit-ins, teach-ins and a march across outside, asking those going into Hat, Powell said that the of- the building to sign the petition, fer was a customary “transition campus mark days after announcement “But we feel like we’ve got a ma- package.” jority of student support.” Accord- “I’m not really at liberty to By sam sutton According to Dave Johnson ing to Zapfel, the petition already publicly explain the specifics,” Flat Hat Staff Writer ’09, the organization of the protest had approximately 800 signatures Powell said. “But it was basically occurred spontaneously, involving as of 1:45 that afternoon. a package that would allow him Students and faculty, decked two or three groups and coalesc- The Commonwealth Auditori- to transition from the position out in pro-Nichol shirts and red ing over the 24 hours between um crowded with students, alumni and hopefully find really reward- armbands, packed into the Univer- Nichol’s announcement and the and faculty at 2 p.m., when de ing and great future employment, sity Center Wednesday to protest protest’s commencement. facto leaders of the protest listed which he deserves.” the Board of Visitor’s decision not The impromptu protest brought their demands. These included full In his e-mail, Nichol attributed to renew the contract of College a wide variety of students to the disclosure of the reasoning behind the controversy surrounding his President Gene Nichol. UC. Many sat in circles, listen- the decision not to renew Nichol’s tenure to four presidential deci- “It’s been hundreds of people, ing to old protest songs or doing contract: a review of the process sions — his removal of the Wren coming and going,” Devan Barber schoolwork. Several students by which the decision was made, cross, his refusal to ban the Sex ’08 said. Barber has been cited as made rounds throughout the build- a question and answer period for Workers’ Art Show, his support one of the organizers of the event, ing, carrying with them a petition Rector Michael Powell ’85 and of the College’s Gateway Pro- which included an all-day sit-in with a list of demands for the the BOV regarding student and gram and his commitment to the and town meeting at 2 p.m. “It’s BOV. faculty concerns; a guarantee that spencer atkinson — the flat hat amazing that students have mobi- “It really started organically,” Students stage a sit-in Wednesday in the University Center. Many pro- See nichol page 5 lized so quickly.” Phil Zapfel ’09 said as he stood See PROTEST page 3 fessors canceled classes so they and their students could attend. Page 2 Friday, February 15, 2008 News Editor Brian Mahoney News Editor Austin Wright Deputy News Editor Maxim Lott Ne w s In s i g h t [email protected] This week in Flat Hat history

‘Stabilitas et Fides’ 1932 25 Campus Center, The College of William and Mary, Williamsburg, VA. 23185 Editorial Dept. (757) 221-3281 F Advertising Dept. (757) 221-3283 F Fax (757) 221-3242 The Board of Visitors The Flat Hat — [email protected] voted to erect a pair of gates News — [email protected] Variety — [email protected] Sports —­ [email protected] in memoriam of Colonel Reviews — [email protected] Opinions — [email protected] Advertising — [email protected] Benjamin Ewell at the entrance Andy Zahn, Editor-in-Chief of the library. The Board also Ashley Baird, Managing Editor F Chase Johnson, Executive Editor voted to restore tablets that had Patrick Bisceglia, Business Manager F Helen Chacon, Accountant originally hung from the Wren Brian Mahoney, News Editor Kasi Kangarloo, Assoc. Reviews Editor Austin Wright, News Editor Genice Phillips, Assoc. Reviews Editor Chapel, but had been missing Maxim Lott, Deputy News Editor Nate Burgess, Graphics Editor since the chapel’s most recent Alice Hahn, Variety Editor Isshin Teshima, Insight Editor Jeff Dooley, Sports Editor Sarah Hays, Assoc. Insight Editor restoration. Conor McKay, Reviews Editor Catherine Anderson, Copy Editor Joe Kane, Opinions Editor Katie Bradshaw, Copy Editor Vanessa VanLandingham, Copy Chief Chelsea Caumont, Copy Editor Taylor Martindale, Copy Chief Gloria Dube, Copy Editor Spencer Atkinson, Photography Editor Annie Emison, Copy Editor 1961 Alex Haglund, Photography Editor Leah Fry, Copy Editor Max Fisher, Chief Staff Writer Josh Garstka, Copy Editor A four-piece silver tea set Angela Cota, Assoc. News Editor Meghan O’Malley, Copy Editor Alex Guillén, Assoc. News Editor Katie McCown, Copy Editor that bears the College insignia Carl Siegmund, Assoc. News Editor Lauren Summers, Copy Editor dating from 1892 was given to Kara Starr, Assoc. News Editor Mike Crump, Production Assistant Ashley Morgan, Assoc. Variety Editor Summer Finck, Production Assistant then-President Davis Paschall Miles Hilder, Assoc. Sports Editor Jessica Gold, Production Assistant Courtesy photo — wikipedia Commons as a gift from an alumnus. The Andrew Pike, Assoc. Sports Editor Matt Poms, Production Assistant Erin Grady, Assoc. Opinions Editor Maggie Reeb, Production Assistant The shooting at Northern Illinois University was preceded by a threat originally reported in December 2007. set was given by Dwight L. Sarah Sibley, Assoc. Opinions Editor Pam Snyder, Production Assistant Taylor ’53 on the condition Beyond the burg that it remain on display in the Corrections president’s residence. He found Students shot at Northern Illinois University the set in a Boston antique shop. The Flat Hat wishes to correct any facts printed incorrectly. Corrections may be submitted by e-mail to the sec- tion editor in which the incorrect information was printed. Requests for corrections will be accepted at any time. 21 people shot, 5 killed in lecture hall shooting 1981 Weather By sARAH HAYS the wounded in critical condition the room and began firing at the Flat Hat Assoc. Insight Editor were flown to Saint Anthony’s students. Police report that the A group of underclassmen Friday Saturday Sunday Hospital in Rockford. shooter used a shotgun, a Glock from Dupont Hall decided to A gunman opened fire on a The university, located out- pistol and a small-caliber hand- start its own fraternity group on classroom Thursday at Northern side of Chicago, was shut down gun in the attack. campus. The new fraternity, a Illinois University in DeKalb, Dec. 10 after graffiti was found The university used a warning chapter of Tau Kappa Epsilon, shooting 21 people, at least 5 of scrawled on the restroom wall of system installed after the shoot- was officially colonized by the High 63 High 45 High 57 whom were killed, and then pro- a residence hall. The graffiti ref- ings at Virginia Tech to issue an College with 21 members. At Low 36 Low 33 Low 49 ceeded to shoot himself. erenced the Virginia Tech shoot- alert to students at approximately the time, TeKE was the largest Police know the identity of ings, saying “What time? The 4:20 p.m. Students were told to fraternity in the counrty with Source: www.weather.com the shooter, but were not publicly VA tech shooters messed up with avoid the King Common area of members including Ronald releasing the name at press time. having only one shooter.” the campus and were informed Reagan and Merv Griffin. There Police Chief Donald Grady said It is not clear at this time that the campus had been locked is no longer a TeKE chapter at Quotes of the Week that the shooter was not a current whether or not the graffiti and the down and classes canceled the College. student but a former graduate stu- shootings are directly related. through Friday. This is what universities do. This is why dent in sociology at NIU. The shooting occurred around Student T.J. Johnson explains we’re here. This is what it’s all about. Grady commented that there is 4 p.m. Eastern Standard Time how many students fled to a local 1996 no known motive at present. in Cole Hall, where a geology off-campus eatery to take refuge “— Provost Geoffrey Feiss speaking with students protesting Theresa Comitas, a spokes- class of 150 to 200 students was and stay informed. The blizzard of ’96, a in the Sunken Garden woman from Kishwaukee Com- located. Reports from students “Everyone has gathered here large ice storm followed by See PROTESTS page 1 munity Hospital, where the vic- inside the classroom indicate that at Molly’s to keep a close watch a snowstorm, dropped more ” tims were initially taken, said the shooter was a thin white male on what happens outside of our than a foot of ice throughout that many victims were shot in wearing a black knit hat and a doors through various news sta- Virginia, effectively closing the News in Brief the head. At least three of the black trench coat. tions and radio,” he says. “We can roadways and canceling classes victims are in critical condition, According to eyewitnesses, only hope for the best for those for students at the College. Student’s art featured on Charter Day booklet cover eight are in stable condition and the shooter emerged from behind who have been injured and their six are in good condition. Two of a screen on a stage at the front of families.” — compiled by Isshin Teshima Kristin Smith’s ’08 watercolor rendering of the Lord Botetourt stat- ue in Wren Yard was featured on the cover of this year’s Charter Day booklet. Smith submitted the painting to a contest announced in the art Street Beat and history departments in November, and was unanimously chosen as the winner. What are your opinions about Nichol’s resignation? In addition to being featured on the cover of the booklet, Smith’s piece was purchased by the President’s Collection. The contest was inspired by the use of an alumna’s painting for the 2007 booklet. Art and art history Professor Nicole McCormick imple- mented the contest this year, and hopes to make it an annual tradition.

Interim Dean of Law School announced

Effective Feb. 12, Chancellor Professor of Law Lynda L. Butler will act as interim dean of the Marshall-Wythe School of Law. Butler was named to the position as a result of the Board of Visitors’ nomination I think it was abrupt. I don’t It’s really disturbing that the I think it helped people to show I think it was a rash decision. He of Law School Dean Taylor Reveley as interim president of the Col- think the College is ready to lose BOV didn’t consult the students that this was something we probably should have fulfilled lege. Nichol. and faculty. needed to take notice of. his obligation to the College. Butler received her bachelor’s degree from the College and her J.D. from the University of Virginia. Before she began teaching, she prac- Matt Miller ’11 Rachel Fouargue ’09 Chris Curl ’11 David Horwitz ’10 ticed law at the firm of Wilmer, Cutler & Pickering in Washington, — photos by Spencer Atkinson and interviews by Isshin Teshima D.C. Her research and teaching focus on eminent domain, environmental law, land use and property law. campus Police Beat She has been a member of the law school faculty since 1979, and has served as vice dean of the law school since 2000. Feb. 5 to Feb. 11

— by Sarah Hays Tuesday, Feb. 5 —A student reported the theft of $20 in cash from her purse while at a party in Unit C. 1 —A student reported the theft of five of their textbooks By the Numbers from the Law School library. The estimated value of the 6 textbooks is $500. 2 Wednesday, Feb. 6 —A student reported that their 86 percent vehicle was vandalized while parked on Harrison Avenue. A sideview mirror and windshield wiper were missing from the The proportion of students the College who are undergraduates. vehicle, and total damage is estimated at $200. 3 1 Thursday, Feb. 7 —A student reported unauthorized use of Flex Points on their account. 9,000 to 10,000 Sunday, Feb. 10 — A caller from Landrum Hall reported 3 that a male was attempting to get into the dorm by beating The number of books that Thomas Jefferson estimated he had in his on the door. Officers were dispatched, and a student was personal library. He later sold 6,487 book to Congress for $23,950 (the arrested for being drunk in public and underage possession equivalent of $233,755 in today’s dollars). of alcohol. 4 5 — A student called to report the theft of a bike from the University Center. Its estimated value is $100. 5 4 160 — A student reported that their cell phone, worth $60, was stolen Friday night from the Rec Center. 6 The number of feral cats that were found during demolition of buildings 7 Monday, Feb. 11 — A window in the north wing of the to make room for the construction of the 2012 Olympics site in London, Law School was reported broken. Damage is estimated at England. A local animal charity has agreed to take the cats. $200. 2 — A staff member from McGlothlin-Street Hall reported graffiti in one of the restrooms. Estimated damage to the 6 restroom is $50. 7 — A pizza delivery driver reported the theft of a car-top The number of states with legislatures that convene only every other year, 2 pizza sign worth $45 from their vehicle while parked at the except for emergencies. Texas is one such state. Units. 1

— by Maxim Lott — Compiled by Sarah Hays Friday, February 15, 2008 Page 3 Students and Nine BOV members donate to Dems faculty protest Majority of board appointed by Gov. Kaine and former Gov. Warner

By MAXIM LOTT his opponent, Jerry Kilgore. Of those er, after it was discovered that Repub- unaccountable to the student body. across campus Flat Hat Deputy News Editor appointed by former Gov. Mark War- lican Governor Gilmore was inter- “They are not representing my ner also a Democrat, three had donat- viewing prospective BOV appointees views as a student,” Sarah Milam ’09, PROTESTS from page 1 Should the Board of Visitors be ed to his campaign while one donated and requiring that they commit to tak- the creator of the biggest anti-BOV renewed? That is the question some to his opponent. One of his appoin- ing voting directions from him, some Facebook group, wrote. the BOV take into account student voices in the decision- students are asking on the heels of tees was Suzann W. Matthews ‘71, Republican senators blocked two of Student Assembly President Zach making process and a BOV commitment to the continuing College President Gene Nichol’s res- who donated more than anyone else Gilmore’s final appointees,” he said. Pilchen ‘09, who serves as the stu- diversity of the college. ignation Tuesday. on the BOV — $161,000 to Kaine Secretary to the BOV Michael J. dent representative to the BOV, said Several faculty members also addressed the crowd, “I want a new BOV, not a new and $25,000 to Warner. Fox said that nominations were based that board members frequently asked including Provost Geoff Feiss, “To an old lefty, this feels President,” reads the title of a Face- Former Gov. Jim Gilmore, a Re- on merit. what he thought about issues. good,” he said. book group with 340 members as of publican, also had generous appoin- “The governor of Virginia has the Pilchen said that the SA has Feiss went on to add that Nichol’s departure is tanta- press time. tees. Outgoing BOV member Joseph responsibility to appoint members to worked to help students and BOV mount to “a death in the family,” and that no matter who Others, including alumnus Lance Plumeri has donated at least $450,000 the Board of Visitors of the College members meet, citing an SA-spon- the BOV appoints to replace the former president, “He’s not Kyle ’89, criticize what they see as a to Republican candidates nationwide of William and Mary. Given the sig- sored lunch in which BOV members Gene Nichol.” political selection process for BOV since 1997. All BOV members have nificant fiscal and policy responsi- sat with randomly selected students. Several faculty members expressed their concerns at the members. been either appointed or reappointed bilities of public college governing “One of the BOV members told meeting, saying that the voices of faculty members and stu- “BOV members are primarily by either Democrats Kaine or War- boards, every governor takes these me, ‘Thanks so much for doing this. dents at the College had not been heard throughout the de- selected for political reasons,” Kyle ner. Three were originally appointed appointments very seriously and does We never get to interact with average cision-making process. Many urged for solidarity amongst said in an e-mail. by Gilmore. so by finding individuals that are well students,’” Pilchen said. students, faculty and staff. Government Professor John Mc- BOV members Thomas Capps qualified and will serve the College Pilchen called for structural re- “There’s some power in strength in numbers,” Lynn Glennon agrees that politics are at and Vice Rector Henry Wolf ‘64, J.D. well,” he said. forms to the BOV and pointed out Pelco, a professor at the School of Education, said. “Reach work. ‘66 donated to both the Kaine and Kyle and others take issue with that in Pennsylvania, public institu- out to your faculty.” Another professor raised his right fist “Some Board appointees are rec- Kilgore campaigns. Capps did not the fact that five out the 17 BOV tions are required to have a voting in the air, and yelled, “we are a family,” prompting enthusi- ommended by the College and alum- respond to interview requests, while members did not graduate from the student member on their boards. astic applause from the audience. One professor brought up ni association, some are drawn from Wolf said the two seemingly conflict- College. Furthermore, some BOV “I think the BOV should have concerns regarding the status of the unofficial strike taking the Governor’s supporters,” he said. ing donations were for personal rea- members have many commitments, a voting student member, I think it place Wednesday and Thursday, saying that the common- While Kyle said that the political sons. including Rector Michael Powell ‘85 should have a voting faculty member, wealth has informed the College that if professors were to process biases the BOV in favor of McGlennon brought up high pro- and John Gerdelman, who both serve I think it should have a voting alumni collude and go on strike, their positions may be terminated. Nichol, protesting students are con- file cases of political interference in on more than 10 corporate and col- member and a voting staff member. “We’ve been told not to use the ‘S’ word,” the faculty cerned that the members are biased BOV appointments. lege boards. … Not so many people that they member said, “How about another ‘S’ word? Solidarity.” against Nichol. However, a compila- “You may remember the case a McGlennon said that there might could make decisions as a block, but She then lifted a sign over her head, bearing the word tion of campaign contribution data by couple of years ago, when the gov- be reasons to have non-alums on the enough so it would be recorded that “STRIKE” in all capital letters. The Flat Hat shows that nine of 17 ernor (a Democrat) appointed a just- board. ‘the staff position was this, the faculty Student Assembly President Zach Pilchen ‘09 consid- BOV members are primarily Demo- retired Republican member of the “It is optimal if BOV members are position was that.’” ered the day a success for the protestors. cratic donors, whereas five donate House of Delegates. The delegate chosen for their dedication to the Col- That change would have to be de- “It went fantastic. Students are asking how they can get more to Republican candidates. had supported Gov. Warner’s tax re- lege (whether they are alums or not) cided on a state level, however. involved beyond holding candles at a rally,” he said. Of the BOV members originally form package, which angered other and their ability to help the College Pilchen also said he plans to get “Today makes me energized in some ways,” sociology appointed by Gov. Tim Kaine, a Republican delegates. They blocked gain resources,” he said. future BOV meetings televised on Professor Jennifer Bickham-Mendez said. “I’m glad to see Democrat, two had donated to his his confirmation when it came to the Student concern is concentrated WMTV to increase student aware- students leading this. This is what education is all about.” campaign while one had donated to General Assembly. A few years earli- on the BOV being out of touch and ness and board accountability. t h e b o a r d o f visitors o f f i c e r s

Secretary Vice-Rector Name: Suzann W. Matthews Rector Name: Henry C. Wolf Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- Name: Michael K. Powell Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- crats: $585,532, Republicans: $106,000, Indepen- Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: None crats: $13,663, Republicans: $0 dents: $11,000 found Gubernatorial Donations: Kaine (D): $5,000, Gubernatorial Donations: Kaine (D): $146,850, Gubernatorial Donations: None found Kilgore (R): $2,500, Beyer (D): $2,500 Warner (D): $25,000, Beyer (D): $1,200 Biography: Previously Chief of Staff of the Dept. Biography: Currently Chairman and CFO of Biography: Currently serves on William and of Justice Anti-Trust Division. Joined FCC in 1997, Norfolk Souther Corp. Mary National Campaign Steering Committee. A was appointed chair in 2001, retired in 2005. Education: ’64 (Economics), J.D. ’66; MBA ’70, founding member of the Muscarelle Museum of Art Education: B.A. ’85; J.D. ’93, Georgetown LSU; LL.M ’73, Georgetown Board of Directors. Date of Appointment: 2002 Date of Appointment: 2003 Education: ’71 (B.A. English) Appointing Governor: Warner Appointing Governor: Warner Date of Appointment: 2002 Appointing Governor: Warner m e m b e r s

Name: Charles A. Banks Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- Name: Name: Sarah I. Gore Anita Poston crats: $3,450, Republicans: $1,300, Independents: Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- $8,385 crats: $3,075, Republicans: $120 crat: $2,208; Republicans: $0 Gubernatorial Donations: Kilgore (R): $2,200, Gubernatorial Donations: Warner (D): $1,350, Gubernatorial Donations: None Gilmore (R): $2,200, Hager (R): $750, Allen (R): Beyer (D): $5,500 Biography: Gore is the executive of Human Re- $500 Biography: Works as a partner with the law firm of source Group at W.L. Gore & Associates; created Biography: Became Group Chief Executive of Vandeventer Black, LLP, in Norfolk. Received the the I Have A Dream Foundation of Delaware along the Wolseley Board in 2001. He retired in 2006. Citizen Lawyer Award from the Marshall-Wythe with serving as a trustee for Winterthur. Named an honorary William and Mary alumnus in School of Law in 2001. Education: B.A. ’56 (English); M.S. ’75 (Guid- 2005. Education: B.S. ’71, University of Maryland; J.D. ance and Counseling), Delaware Education: B.A. International Relations (Brown ’74 Date of Appointment: 2003 University) Date of Appointment: 2003 Governor Appointed: Warner Date of Appointment: 2006 Appointing Governor: Warner Appointing Governor: Kaine

Name: Robert A. Blair Name: R. Phillip Herget III Name: John Charles Thomas Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- crats: $2,000; Republicans: $0 crats: $7,300; Republicans: $0 crats: $2,500, Republicans: $0 Gubernatorial Donations: Warner (D): $1,000, Gubernatorial Donations: Kaine (D): $15,000, Gubernatorial Donations: Warner (D): $500, Beyer (D): $1,000 Warner (D): $65,000 Kaine (D): $1,000, Beyer (D): $500 Biography: Blair is currently president of Blair Biography: Herget is currently the Managing Biography: Served on Virginia Supreme Court Law, P.C., located in Washington, D.C. General partner for Columbia Capital. from 1983-90. Currently is a partner at Hunton & Education: B.A. ’68 (Mathematics); J.D. ’73, Education: B.A. ’85, U.Va; M.B.A., UNC— Williams, LLP, in Richmond. U.Va. Chapel Hill Education: B.A. ’72, J.D. ’75, U. Va. Year appointed: 2004 Date of Appointment: 2004 Date of Appointment: 2006 Governor Appointed: Warner Governor Appointed: Warner Appointing Governor: Kaine

Name: Jeffrey B. Trammell Name: Janet M. Brashear Name: Kathy Hornsby Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: No Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- crats: $57,150, Republicans: $0 records found. crats: $1,550, Republicans: $700, Independents: Gubernatorial Donations: Kaine: $2,500, Warner: Gubernatorial Donations: No records found. $250 $2,300 Biography: Executive vice-president of AMERI- Gubernatorial Donations: Kaine (D): $2,300, Biography: Worked on Gore’s 2000 presidential GROUP Corporation based in Virginia Beach. Warner (D): $1,250 campaign and is a board member of the Holocaust Trustee of the Mason School of Business. Biography: Currently member of Acquisitions Museum. Owns a consulting firm. Education: B.A. ’82 (Government, Philosophy and Committee at Muscarelle Museum of Art. Education: ’73 (B.A. History); J.D. ’77, Florida French); M.B.A., Harvard Education: B.Ed. ’79 State University Date of Appointment: 2004 Date of Appointment: 2008 Date of Appointment: 2005 Governor Appointed: Warner Appointing Governor: Kaine Appointing Governor: Warner

Name: Thomas E. Capps Name: Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- Barbara B. Ukrop Name: Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: crats: $4,181; Republicans: $17,543; Independents: Jeffrey L. McWaters Demo- Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: $3,500 Demo- crats: $0, Republicans: $1,000, Independents: Gubernatorial Donations: Kaine (D): $2,500 crats: $0, Republicans: $2,500 $8,385 Gubernatorial Donations: Gubernatorial Donations: Kilgore (R): $12,000, Gilmore (R): $1,831 Kilgore (R): $60,000; Warner (D): $17,450, Biography: Retired from his position as President Earley (R): $1,670 Kaine (D): $6,000, Beyer (D): $1,250 Biography: Biography: and CEO of Dominion Virginia Power in December Founder, Chairman and CEO of Active in College and alumni associa- 2005. Amerigroup Corp. tions and political and community and political Education: Education: B.A. ’58 (English Literature), J.D. ’65, B.S. ’78, University of Kentucky organizations. Date of Appointment: Education: UNC 2000 B.A. ’61 (English) Appointing Governor: Date of Appointment: Date of Appointment: 2002 Gilmore 2002 Appointing Governor: Governor Appointed: Warner Warner

NOTE: Name: John W. Gerdelman Name: Joseph J. Plumeri II Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- This year’s faculty representatives are English Professor Colleen Kennedy for the Non-gubernatorial Political Donations: Demo- crats: $2,000; Republicans: $6,420 College and Roger E. Franklin, Jr., for Richard Bland College. This year’s student crats: $0, Republicans: $460,600 Gubernatorial Donations: Kilgore (R): $8,000; representatives are Student Assembly President Zach Pilchen ’09 for the College and Gubernatorial Donations: Kilgore (R): $5,000 Earley (R): $14,500 Yvonne M. Rosa for Richard Bland College. Biography: Career mainly with Citigroup; in 2000, Biography: Executive chairman and founder of was appointed as CEO of Willis Group Holdings, a Intelliden, a leading provider of corporate IT sup- Biographical information courtesy of the Board of Visitors website. Information on global insurance broker. port solutions. political donations courtesy of opensecrets.org and vpap.org. Education: B.A.’66; J.D., New York University Education: B.S. ’75 (Chemistry) Date of Appointment: 2000 Date of Appointment: 2003 Photos are courtesy of the Board of Visitors website. Appointing Governor: Gilmore Governor Appointed: Warner Graphic by Alex Guillén and Carl Siegmund. Page 4 Friday, February 15, 2008 GA approves Nichol’s exit General Assembly members say Nichol never transitioned from activist to president

By ISShin TESHIMA campus. Flat Hat Insight Editor Hargrove especially be- lieves that teachers and students Members of the General As- should not interfere with the sembly’s House of Delegates BOV’s decision. responded to Nichol’s resigna- “I don’t think the faculty tion earlier this week. should be involved in this. The “I think for the most part faculty is there to teach, not Alex Guillén and Spencer atkinson — the flat hat that [the overall reaction among there to set policy,” he said. “A Students and faculty protested with sit-ins and teach-ins to show support for Gene Nichol and opposition to the Board of Visitors. delegates] is relief,” Del. Tim chemistry teacher is there to Hugo ’86 (R-Fairfax) said. teach chemistry, not policy.” “It’s been an unending Hugo agreed with BOV Rec- Faculty meets to discuss president string of political controver- tor Michael Powell’s statement sies throughout his tenure, and that the College should move I don’t think that has been good forward. By KARA STARR strikes me as reasonable. I saw in it an en- While at several points during the meeting for the school.” “What we need to do now is Flat Hat Assoc. News Editor dorsement of Gateway,” Defotis said. various professors voiced the desire to protest Nichol criticized the House put everything behind us and Defotis held a minority opinion. Most of the decision, including a suggestion by anthro- Privileges and Elections com- continue,” Hugo said. Approximately 300 members of the faculty those present at the meeting felt that Powell’s pology professor Barbara Kane to not “recog- mittee in his resignation e-mail “I think [Nichol] was a lib- of arts and sciences convened today in a spe- e-mail lacked specificity and ignored major is- nize the legitimacy of the interim president,” Tuesday for summoning Board eral activist, and I don’t think a cial meeting to discuss the non-renewal and sues. the majority of speakers agreed that the best of Visitors members to Rich- liberal activist should be run- resignation of College President Gene Nichol, Questions arose during this time, breaching path was to begin moving on, while still tak- mond for questioning. Nichol ning a school, but I don’t think and to put forth recommendations on an action topics such as standards that future presidents ing action. said they were effectively a conservative activist should plan. will have to obey, transparency, open lines of “Damage to campus morale is unmistakable threatening the board members either,” Hugo added. Three motions were put on the floor. The communication with the BOV and the scope … [but] there are two things we could do that into deciding not to renew his Yet, Cole believes that the sole passing motion was a nearly unanimous of the Virginia state government’s involve- would be catastrophic. The first is abandoning contract. policies of the school should be vote to request that Rector Michael Powell ment with College issues. the field, pulling back our contributions to the Privileges and Elections formed by the BOV and not the come to the College to answer questions about One point of contention was the fact that College, and the second is deciding that the in- Committee Chairman Del. General Assembly itself. the BOV’s decision process and reasoning. while the BOV hired an external consulting terim [president] is illegitimate,” history Pro- Mark Cole (R-Fauquier) dis- The delegates also recom- The meeting, led by biology professor Mar- group to conduct interviews and participate in fessor Melvin Ely said. agreed with Nichol’s comments mended ways to improve com- garet Saha, opened with the reading of a letter the decision-making process, only three pro- Many professors echoed the complaint that and said he called the meeting munication on campus and for written by the Faculty Affairs Committee to fessors of those present said they were ques- Nichol did not consult others on his actions. because many constituents and students to voice their opinions the BOV prior to Nichol’s non-renewal, stat- tioned by the commission. The BOV utilized Speakers cited the Wren cross decision, the alumni of the College were con- to the General Assembly. ing that the FAC supported the renewal of his what many professors referred to as a “cor- bias reporting system and the Gateway pro- cerned about recent controver- “I think students need to be- contract. porate model,” employing benchmarks in a gram as actions Nichol made unilaterally. sial activities. come involved with their rep- Saha listed frequently asked questions 360-degree review system to assess Nichol’s Three motions were then put forth. The first “I understand that there were resentatives — they need to be and other requests from faculty that she has performance as president. motion, receiving a nearly unanimous vote, a lot of alumni who had issues in touch about different issues,” received since Nichol’s resignation Tuesday. Several spoke to highlight the differences requested Powell’s presence on campus to en- with him and a lot of professors Cole said. The first issue was the faculty’s desire for between an academic institution like the Col- gage in open dialogue with students, faculty who had problems with him,” “Voice your opinion through more information regarding the BOV’s deci- lege and a corporation. and staff to discuss the process and expound he said. the student government, and sion, both to give proof that the decision was Many also expressed discontent with the on the BOV’s decision. He said they talked to the contact various General Assem- not ideological and to explain why the faculty way Powell characterized the BOV’s non-re- The next motion proposed a vote of no con- BOV members about the contro- bly members too.” was not consulted throughout the process. newal in his e-mail to the College community fidence toward the BOV. This motion was met versies surrounding the College Cole believes that the Col- The faculty also questioned the process it- and in personal conversations. with criticism from those who thought the vote such as the initial removal of lege is headed in the right direc- self and called for more openness in the deci- “This is corporate speak for ‘we didn’t like precluded the results of Powell’s response to the Wren cross and the hosting tion. sion-making. the guy,’” John Nezlek, professor of psychol- the visit request, and several spoke out saying of the Sex Workers’ Art Show. “I just hope from now on Saha then indicated that many faculty are ogy, said. “This is not a company, not a politi- that more information must be obtained before Meanwhile, several other out that William and Mary will unsure about the future direction of the college cal body.” a final statement is issued. This motion was delegates believed that Nichol make the news for positive and question what will happen to diversity ini- Some also spoke in defense of the BOV’s postponed until after Powell’s visit to the Col- was not properly suited for the things and not controversial is- tiatives championed by Nichol, how the Col- alleged political motivations, stating that the lege, and will be taken up separately if Powell job of being the president of a sues. I hope it will get back in lege will move on, and a concern that this is BOV is not the right-wing group that many chooses to decline the invitation. public institution of higher edu- the news for outstanding aca- “just the beginning” of a lack of faculty voice have perceived, and that most were appointed Saha stated that these issues would be tak- cation. demics,” he said. in BOV decisions. to their positions by Democrats in the Virginia en up as needed at their next scheduled meet- “I don’t think he acted appro- Hugo agreed. The floor was then open for questions and state government. ing or in another special session. priately,” Del. Frank Hargrove “Nichol is a very nice man, airing of concerns by troubled faculty. “They are very thoughtful people who want The final motion suggested a review of the (R-Hanover) said. “He wasn’t and I sincerely wish him well, The first speaker was chemistry professor the best for William and Mary. I am angered process of administrative appointments and re- doing anything but hurting the but he never made the success- Gary Defotis, who spoke in support of Pow- by the people who believe this is ideological,” newals and an evaluation of the extent to which institution.” ful transition from political ac- ell’s e-mail explanation of the BOV’s deci- said Robert Archibald, an economics professor the views of faculty and students are weighed Many delegates have mixed tivist to college president,” he sion. who previously served as the FAC representa- in the BOV decision process. This motion was feelings about recent events on said. “I accept Rector Powell’s statement; it tive to the BOV. referred to the FAC. Rector Powell discusses decision not to renew Nichol rector from page 1 but it became clear that we were nors, Powell said. He added that informed Nichol Sunday that his strict him,” Powell said. “We were listen to them. asking him to be something he the board had been considering contract would not be renewed hopeful that we would work to- “Being heard is not the same handled more responsibly. wasn’t.” a billion-dollar fundraising cam- — after dining with the president gether toward a mutual, agreeable thing as prevailing, and that’s im- Powell also said Nichol re- He added that Nichol did not paign as a follow-up to the $500 Friday night and after the Charter public explanation and in a man- portant to distinguish,” he said. moved the Wren cross without properly consult the BOV about million Campaign for William and Day celebration Saturday. ner that was harming the school as “I’m not naive about where we consulting the board and that several other programs that re- Mary but decided that insufficient Powell said he hoped Nichol little as possible and harming him sit with the community right now, Nichol would not agree to board quired funding, and Nichol re- progress had been made toward would serve out his term and that personally as little as possible.” and that’s heartbreaking to me.” members’ recommendations that sponded to the Sex Workers’ Art such a large project.“It became they could work in the remaining Now, in the wake of Nichol’s English professor Colleen he appoint a religion committee Show in a way that the board crystal clear that, unanimously, months to find a way for Nichol e-mail, the board is left with the Kennedy, who is the faculty rep- until six months into the contro- found unnecessarily controver- the board didn’t have confidence to leave gracefully. That’s why, task of answering student calls for resentative to the BOV, said she versy. By that time, Powell said, sial. that he would succeed,” Powell Powell said, the board offered him transparency. Hundreds of student originally supported Nichol but “enormous political capital had The board’s 360-degree review said. “We made the gut-wrench- a generous transitional package protestors are saying that their now believes that the board’s de- been expended.” of Nichol, which included an ap- ing decision to make a change.” stipulating that he make no state- voices were not heard and that the cision was in the best interest of “It collapsed into a situation praisal by an independent consult- The BOV, though, set no time- ments about his departure without board acted in secrecy to dismiss the College. where things were either his way ing firm, concluded that he was table for releasing the decision. the board’s approval. Nichol re- a president who was admired by Nichol’s resignation e-mail, or no way,” Powell said. “We tried doing a poor job developing rela- After reaching a consensus at jected the offer, saying his values students and faculty. she said, was not. many, many ways to work on it, tionships with the school’s top do- last week’s meeting, the board are not for sale. BOV member Charles Thomas, “I don’t see how that letter can “It was not the board’s inten- the first black Virginia Supreme be construed as doing any good tion to censor him or unfairly re- Court justice, said he was tak- for the College at all,” she said. ing phone calls from students in “That letter is not in anybody’s the days after the resignation and best interest, except maybe his.” Cl a s s i f i e d s that he was considering a trip to “He made the board the vil- Williamsburg in the near future. lains, and they’re not — they’re Headache? Neck pain? Back “We’re not budging on diver- the people caught in the middle of pain? 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Fantastic 2 bed/2 bath condo 10 min. from campus, 5 min. from ALL shopping. 444 Crooked Stick Straight price $203,000.00 John Prifrel; Horner & Newell, inc. Realtors 804-426-2855 Friday, February 15, 2008 Page 5 A mixed, controversial legacy Nichol steps down legacy from page 1 alumni. Oct. 31, Vince Haley ’88 started deal with the controversy surrounding the Nichol from page 1 the College to move forward. savethewrencross.org, a website which in- placement of the cross called the Commit- “An alumnus of the law school goals from the beginning. “The College cluded a link to petition Nichol’s decision. tee on Religion in a Public University. It College’s diversity. sent me an e-mail, and he didn’t know needs to more vigorously open its doors It had 1,300 signatures when The Flat Hat was made up of students and professors Powell released a short statement whether this was a promotion, a civic to become more racially and geographi- printed a report on it Nov. 17, 2006. and chaired by Ball Professor of Law Alan soon after Nichol’s e-mail, which an- duty or a sentence,” Reveley said. “I’m cally diverse,” Nichol told the Flat Hat last Margee Pierce ’84 witheld a donation, Meese ’86 and Religion Professor Emeri- nounced that the board would appoint focusing on the civic duty dimension. April. and four members of the Fourth Centry tus James Livingston. After only a few College Law School Dean Taylor Rev- I’m doing this because I think I can Nichol introduced a program early in Club, a group of alumni who contribute meetings, they made their decision Apr. eley in interim. help the university get through a diffi- his career that will carry on beyond his $1,000 or more annually, signed Haley’s 16 to place the cross in a display case with “The Board is cognizant that its de- cult period and do some good.” presidency. The Gateway program pro- online petition. However, Vice President a plaque explaining the College’s historic cision will be deeply disappointing to Reveley also said he understood vides tuition, room and board for students for Development Sean Pieri told The Flat ties with Bruton Parish Church and its An- many, especially members of our fac- why students were upset about the de- whose families make less than $40,000 a Hat Feb. 13 that the number of alumni glican roots. The cross was placed in its ulty and student body,” Powell said, cision. year. Student recipients are chosen based withholding donations was small com- glass case in August. The conflict seemed referring to Nichol’s non-renewal. “Our “I think one reason we’re having so on Free Application for Federal Student pared to contributions to the Campaign for to have been resolved, though criticisms sacred stewardship and full insight into much reaction is people care so intense- Aid forms. The first Gateway freshmen William and Mary. continued to surface for Nichol. the affairs of the College convinced us ly about this place, particularly the stu- arrived in fall of 2006. Nichol mentioned Nichol defended his decision in the Following the cross conflict, Nichol change was necessary to advance the dents. I mean this really is your school. Gateway in his e-mail to students follow- Nov. 16, 2007 BOV meeting, while money seemed to face scrutiny concerning almost best interests of the College. We under- You care about it so you’re responding ing his resignation. went back and forth. Supporters donated to all of his actions. His most recent difficulty stand the sense of loss and will work very vigorously to something that you Soon after his installation, Nichol re- make up for those retracting donations. Last arose with the hosting of this year’s Sex hard to heal all wounds.” either don’t understand or don’t like.” ceived news that the National Collegiate February, founder and former CEO of the Workers’ Art Show, which tours the coun- Within hours, a protest movement The undergraduate faculty of arts Athletic Association had ruled the two United Coal Company James McGlothlin try with former or current workers in the had materialized in the Sunken Garden, and sciences also held a special meet- feathers on the College’s logo hostile to ’62 J.D.’64 pulled his $12 million donation sex industry who talk about their experi- where over 200 students, faculty and ing yesterday to discuss their response Native Americans; however, the Col- because he was upset by the cross’s remov- ences and perform various pieces. This was staff held a rally in support of Nichol. to the renewal. At the meeting, the fac- lege’s sports program was allowed to keep al. Tom Mikula ’48 and Marilyn Entwisle the second year in a row that the show was Dean of Admissions Henry Broaddus ulty passed a motion requesting Powell the name “Tribe.” After lengthy appeals, ’44, who both pledged $12,000 to the Col- hosted by the College. and Provost Geoff Feiss were in atten- to visit the College and answer ques- Nichol announced Oct. 6, 2006 that the ad- lege and called for 1,000 others to make up Nichol said that although he did not ap- dance, and both expressed disappoint- tions on the board’s decision. ministration would adhere to the NCAA’s for this, the biggest loss. prove of the content of the student-funded ment with the decision. A motion to submit a vote of no con- decision. He reasoned that suing the NCAA This year, questions about McGloth- show, he would not agree to censor it. How- “I feel deeply the pain, and it’s ter- fidence in the BOV was delayed until would cost a large amount of money that lin’s retraction resurfaced. Jim Jones ’82 ever, a vocal anti-Nichol minority raised ribly important that people have the op- the faculty’s next meeting in March. would be better spent on financial aid. had given the BOV a 40-page document issue with the “questionable” content on portunity to express that — their anger, The faculty also referred to the Faculty Feb. 20, 2007 Nichol charged Vice Pres- arguing that Nichol should be fired. The a college campus. their frustration,” Feiss said. “What we Affairs Committee a motion requesting ident for Student Affairs Sam Sadler with presentation included a letter to Jones Nichol faced vocal criticisms of his need to do is honor the things that Gene the BOV to outline how they consider the task of forming a committee to create from McGlothlin. In the July 18 e-mail, presidency until the day he resigned. Nichol stood for.” staff and student input in administra- a new logo. The committee consisted of McGlothlin stated that he never fully com- Early in December the BOV decided to Feiss likened Nichol’s resignation tive decisions. Many faculty were sur- 14 total alumni, students, faculty and staff mitted to the donation. He said that he had delay a decision about his contract; Rec- to a death in the family. At 10 p.m. that prised to hear that the BOV had hired at the College. Members accepted student told former College President Tim Sul- tor Michael Powell ’85 sent an e-mail night, over 1,000 students gathered in a consulting firm to assess Nichol’s input until April 29, then worked on the livan ’66 the previous December that he Sept. 28 telling students that the BOV front of the President’s house in support presidency, and that they had appar- decision until December 2007, when the no longer planned to make the donation. would vote on Nichol in the February of Nichol, who greeted and spoke to the ently only interviewed three individ- committee revealed the new logo it had se- The presentation included allegations that or April meeting in 2008. The BOV an- crowd. ual faculty members in the process. lected to the BOV. The design faced strong Nichol knew of McGlothlin’s retraction of nounced that they would not renew his “You have taught me much more The three were Dean of Arts and Sci- opposition among students, who formed an the money before he announced that the contract after its meeting last week, and than I have taught you,” Nichol said. “I ences Carl Strikwerda, Ball Professor online petition to “express profound disap- Campaign for William and Mary had met Nichol sent an e-mail informing the cannot say how much it means to have of Law and President of the College’s pointment” in the new design. its $500 million goal. College community of his resignation, you here in tremendous numbers.” Faculty Assembly Alan Meese ’86 The biggest event in Nichol’s career Nichol said that he had never misrepre- sparking varied responses, including The protests continued Wednesday, and Chancellor Professor of Sociol- came in October 2006, with what came to sented the amount of money in the cam- reflection on Nichol’s actions and his with students holding a “sit-in” at the ogy Kate Slevin. be known as “the Wren cross controversy.” paign, and that he did not know McGloth- overall influence on campus. College’s University Center and many Jim Jones ’82, spokesperson for He removed an 18-inch gold cross from lin would retract the $12 million until the College faculty canceling classes and ShouldNicholBeRenewed.org, said the Wren Chapel to make the chapel more campaign had already ended. remaining on unofficial strike. By then, the group does not plan to continue as welcoming to people of all faiths. It was to Nichol also said that he had discussed protesting student and faculty were an organization. The group criticized be relocated to the sacristy and made avail- the donation with Sullivan, but Sullivan calling for BOV transparency. A stu- Nichol on a number of issues and had able on request. The story, which started did not mention McGlothlin’s plan to re- dent group called Honest WM created a been urging the BOV to fire Nichol. as a small article in The Flat Hat, soon re- voke the money. Nichol said that he learned petition protesting the BOV’s decision, Student Assembly President Zach cieved national attention. of the pledge Feb. 23, when he received a criticizing the process that led to the Pilchen ’09, who serves as student Nichol made the decision to relocate letter that had been forwarded to the BOV non-renewal and requesting Powell to representative to the BOV, sent an the cross after receiving some requests Feb. 16, in which McGlothlin said that he appear before the College community e-mail to students yesterday saying from members of the community to recon- planned to withhold a large donation. That and answer student questions. The peti- that the SA had requested that Pow- sider the cross’s placement in the chapel. letter became public in February 2007. tion collected 900 student signatures. ell come to campus to answer student Word about the seemingly small change Like Jones, the anti-Nichol website The contact information of the BOV questions. The SA set up a website started spreading when Assistant Director ShouldNicholBeRenewed.org used this members had also been released over for questions to be submitted. of Historic Campus Melissa Enginmann uncertainty as the basis for their main ar- Facebook, and many students were “[The BOV] made this decision sent an e-mail to employees of the Wren gument that Nichol should be fired, taking calling and e-mailing members to ques- in a closed room, and they only in- building informing them of the decision on the view that Sullivan told Nichol about the tion them about the decision. Despite formed the president on Sunday — the day of the cross’s removal. As the news $12 million loss, and Nichol subsequently the BOV’s communication, there was after he had already performed for spread, Nichol then sent an e-mail Oct. 27, ignored it due to the criticisms that had been no mistaking the anger of the student them on Sunday,” Pilchen said. after The Flat Hat printed the story, verify- surfacing ever since his decision concern- protestors, who continued their outcry “Students aren’t upset with Wil- ing and explaining the move. Major news ing the removal of the Wren cross. College yesterday, holding a teach-in at the liam and Mary. Students understand sources soon picked up on the story. A few officials released the e-mail in which Sulli- Sunken Garden where faculty held that William and Mary is more than members of the SA proposed bills against van warned Nichol that the pledge was “in small classes on subjects of their choos- 17 people who come here four times the decision and the Campus Crusade for jeopardy” two months before Nichol said ing. Throughout Tuesday, Reveley was a year and make these omnipotent de- Christ expressed displeasure. that he actually learned of the retraction. alex haglund — the flat hat working on damage control, organizing cisions about how William and Mary Its removal also became an issue with Nichol had appointed a committee to Nichol hugs a student at the rally Tuesday. his interim administration and asking should run.” Reveley appointed as interim reveley from page 1 “These are things that have occurred throughout campus. best for the school they love,” been around William and Mary Many students held a “sit-in” at he said, referring to students. College presidency in 2005, for a long time; they certainly the University Center Wednes- “William and Mary’s … one of after former College President characterize Tim Sullivan’s pres- day and some faculty held an the genuinely great, enduring in- Timothy Sullivan’s retirement. idency,” Reveley said. “What unofficial strike that caused the stitutions. I want to help push it “An alumnus of the law [Nichol] did was put some … cancelation of many classes forward.” school sent me an e-mail, and he passion into them,” he added. Wednesday and Thursday. Reveley attended Princeton didn’t know whether this was a In a statement released to “I think one reason we’re and the University of Virginia promotion, a civic duty or a sen- students and faculty yesterday, having so much reaction is peo- for law school. tence,” Reveley said. Reveley stressed the need for ple care so intensely about this He then clerked for Supreme “I’m focusing on the civic the College community to move place, particularly the students,” Court Justice William J. Bren- duty dimension,” he added. “I’m past recent events. he said. nan, Jr. and worked at the law doing this because I think I can He also expressed sympathy “I mean this really is your firm Hunton and Williams in help the university get through for Nichol. school,” Reveley said. “You care Richmond for 28 years before a difficult period and do some “This is a difficult time of about it so you’re responding he became the Dean of the Mar- good.” transition not just for William very vigorously to something shall-Wythe School of Law in Reveley also said that, while and Mary but also for Gene that you either don’t understand 1998, where he remained until he will only serve in the interim, Nichol and his family,” Reveley or don’t like.” he was appointed interim presi- he would try to lead an active wrote in the statement. “Nick Reveley said that he plans to dent Tuesday. presidency. and Glenn [George, Nichol’s address students more publicly Flat Hat Associate News Edi- “What I’ve been asked to do wife] are my good friends. They in the coming days. tor Alex Guillén contributed to is not be a caretaker, but to help have my very best wishes.” “I’m going to do my level this report. the College keep moving for- Reveley also said that he ward,” he said. wants to improve the College’s He noted that the College national reputation and move will work to increase student away from the controversies that and faculty diversity, interna- have garnered national attention tionalize the College campus, in the past 16 months. foster civic duty and continue He cited the Wren cross and the College’s Gateway Program, the Sex Workers’ Art Show as which improves financial aid to the issues that have distracted low-income Virginia students. attention from other College ini- These issues were a large part tiatives. of Nichol’s tenure. In his e-mail “We need to start talking to students yesterday, Nichol about other things,” he said. cited his commitment to diver- Reveley also said that the sity and Gateway as some of the search for a new president may most controversial aspects of his take a long time, and that he tenure. would not be surprised if he Reveley said, however, that were to serve in interim for more those initiatives were part of the than one year. College before Nichol’s presi- He also addressed the student dency. and faculty protests that have Page 6 Friday, February 15, 2008 Opinions Editor Joe Kane Associate Opinions Editor Erin Grady Associate Opinions Editor Sarah Sibley Op i n i o n s [email protected] Staff Editorial A painful, proper decision o college wishes for a week like this. No president rises each morning hoping to find his days numbered. No board looks Nforward to firing a man who won its highest praise only two years prior. But today, this hardship is necessary. Painful as it is, the Board of Visitors was right not to renew College President Gene Nichol’s contract. Months of discussion, independent research and outside input have proved one thing: Nichol’s executive failures and a pattern of mismanagement clearly indicate that he is no longer qualified for the job. Now comes the time for reconciliation — for moving on. Two and a half years ago, Nichol swept onto campus with a presence almost too large to be allowed. His eloquence enraptured. His passion inspired. Without him, programs like the Gateway Initiative might still be a pleasant idea in search of funding, but today dozens of students have been granted an incredible opportunity to attend the College. Just four months ago, we were calling for Nichol’s renewal. But our opinion on Nichol evolved as we studied his presidency, with recent editorials expressing deep skepticism. His relationships with donors soured and serious ethical questions arose concerning whether he knowingly misrepresented fundraising figures. Controversy made Nichol himself the issue, and this has impeded his ability to lead effectively. His decision to remove the Wren cross without prior consultation Painful as it is, the Board represented the most high-profile of Visitors was right not to action in what became a pattern renew Gene Nichol’s contract. of unilateral policy-making. This pattern included decisions such as implementing multi-million dollar, By Ol i v i a Wa l c h , Fl a t Ha t Ca r t oo n i s t though admittedly worthy, programs like the Gateway Initiative without consulting the governing board or securing consistent funding sources. While we understand those who overlooked Nichol’s administrative missteps and admired him for his passion and energy, it is in the management of the College, its finances and its image that he was Sic semper tyrannis charged to lead, and it is in these areas that he failed. The BOV resisted the temptation of an indefensible knee-jerk reaction, its fans, sure, but many so-called “protesters” couldn’t grasp and instead deliberated for four ponderous months. The BOV reached out, its unsubtle pro-Nichol implications. A copy made its way to seeking input via e-mail from those wishing to contribute to the debate. Dan Piepenbring the hands of a speaker, who tore it up to applause. It was, as a What’s more, the BOV hired an independent consulting firm to assess Flat Hat staff Columnist friend put it, a dismal moment for satire. the situation. That firm reached the same conclusion: As an executive, If risque, envelope-pushing humor isn’t at home on a col- Nichol had performed poorly. A unanimous consensus from the board lege campus, where does it belong? Our madding crowds are sealed his fate. The investigation was fair and its assessments were nowhere to be found. We are either too listless or too afraid of accurate. We may never know the extent to which ideological concerns Tuesday at 2 p.m., mere hours after College President Gene consequences to get pissed off. At other universities, couches were a factor in the decision not to renew Nichol, but it is clear that his Nichol announced his immediate resignation, students rallied and cars are set aflame after mere sporting events. Here, our administrative failures alone warrant the BOV’s decision. We hope those in his honor in the Sunken Garden. Thus began a docile, fune- entire liberal arts ideology verges on annihilation, and only disillusioned with the outcome will, in time, come to agree. real grieving session — a disappointment in every respect. candles for Nichol are burning. The current vilification of the BOV is disheartening, but anticipated. Why aren’t we angry? Where is the hard proof of our out- Meanwhile, on America’s other coast, University of Many of the attacks on the members’ characters and their decision are rage? At a time when the entire campus should’ve spewed California-Berkeley students major in porn studies. unfair. Most BOV members are Democrats, and all were either appointed vitriol, the pro-Nichol rally was fawning and precious, a pub- In an increasingly ironic gesture, the great seal of Virginia or reappointed by Democratic governors. Many give considerable sums lic display of affection. People smiled, cheered; friends traded bears the motto, “Sic Semper Tyrannis,” or “thus to all to liberal candidates’ campaigns. Despite what protesters have not-so- sycophantic anecdotes. Nothing was lit on fire, and cries of tyrants.” The seal depicts virtue as a woman, spear in hand, subtly intimated, the group is in no way a conservative cabal. Ideology, it “Fuck the BOV!” were far from acidic. Nichol had been mar- vanquished despot underfoot. But the College has caved to appears, was not the driving factor. tyred for the cause; in the process, the tyranny. Our tormentors hold a lot Although we worry about the dangers of this mischaracterization of cause was entirely forgotten. Advocates of reasoned discussion of money and control our access to the board, we are far more concerned with the decision’s potential to In the aftermath of the news, several it. Vexed questions arise about how foment further conflict between alumni and students. If one thing has friends and I yearned to do something are as lost as those seeking drastic beholden we are to alumni funding, to been made abundantly clear in recent days and weeks, it’s that both momentous. Burn BOV Rector Michael retaliation — there should be more what extent we should curb liberalism groups possess a deep love for the College. Powell in effigy? Nah, we could get overlap among these groups. to woo donors and how this balance Continued dedication to the College is paramount. We admire the arrested. Defecate on the BOV’s con- of finances and values will impact our civility and passion of the demonstrators. However, student strikes, class ference table? None of us had to go. mission statement. Our institution is cancellations and especially withheld donations do little to further any Start a riot? Maybe, but apathy would constrict its scope. dramatically different than it was 20 years ago. Can its past, educational mission. The College has suffered enough during the year We turned, ultimately, to that most divisive of organs: politi- present and future make amends? and a half leading up to this decision. If potential donors, including cal satire. Our ally was historical precedent — during the These issues aren’t widely debated on campus, and if they members of the senior class, harbor ideological concerns, contributing French Revolution, cartoonists shocked vast readerships with were, they would affect no paradigm shift. Advocates of rea- directly to programs like the Gateway Initiative will do more to promote explicit gore and sex, like men riding penis-horses or bloody soned discussion are as lost as those seeking drastic retaliation the continuation of Nichol’s ideals than not donating. heads fresh from the guillotine. The dialogue was frank to the — there should be more overlap among these groups. We tried The College will move on. We must remember that Nichol’s point of brutality, but it retained an intellectual edge. talking it out, time and again; anonymous visitors to The Flat presidency represents just three out of 315 years of this institution’s In the spirit of those commentators, we designed a prurient Hat website calumniated and disparaged writers. Now we’ve history. A university that has survived the Civil War and Great flyer in which Nichol, defeated, is sodomized by the fist of lost, and what have students done? Shrugged glumly, gathered Depression can likely endure this period of turmoil. We must come Christ. Tasteless and gratuitous, the illustration bent the First in modest numbers to mourn a man while his modus operandi together and trust Interim President Taylor Reveley to steady the ship. Amendment to its breaking point. The subtext, we thought, exits stage right. This weekend, most will attend parties and United support from students, faculty and alumni will help bring the was painstakingly obvious: The religious right has fucked our drink. By Blowout, the resignation will have blown over. College through this troubled time. College. Hard. We must do something: incite, violate, revolt, destroy, deni- Oh, how wrong we were. When it comes to singing the grate, vilify, disgust. We must be the subjects of these verbs, editorial b o a r d praises of ribald allegories, our student body is tone-deaf. Our not their direct objects. This is the only way to prevent our message was radical and offensive, but its most ardent detrac- defeat from settling and receding. Andy Zahn, Editor-in-Chief tors were not Christians or Republicans, but those ostensibly The process failed us. Respectful behavior didn’t work. Get Ashley Baird, Managing Editor — Chase Johnson, Executive Editor on our side. The rally, then at the height of its neutered dis- angry about it. Austin Wright, News Editor — Andrew Peters, Editorial Writer course, met our flyer with more derision than laughter. It had Dan Piepenbring is a senior at the College. After being ignored for too long, we will be heard

almost abolished by the BOV of 10 years taxes. But the average Virginian provides as Delaware or New Jersey. Only one over. But their victory will be short-lived. ago. Linda Skladany ’66, now a vehe- about $7 annually and has no experi- lives in Williamsburg. It’s time to stand up. Time to tell the Max Fisher ment proponent of Nichol’s firing, was ence in university administration. An When the anti-Nichol radicals hound- extremists we will not allow them to take Flat Hat chief STAFF writer on the BOV at the time. I fear for her individual Virginian is no more qualified ed BOV members with e-mails, phone our College. Time to make our voice next target. to dictate our policies than they are to calls and political pressure, it was more heard by the criminals counting on our It is time for us to rise up and finally tell a surgeon at a public hospital how to than they were willing to tolerate. Their silence. be heard. It is time for us to tell these remove a tumor. resolution was tested daily and, after two Tell Jones: You are harming the Our voices have gone ignored for too outside extremists that this is our cam- Members of the BOV have stated years, they folded. College and you are not welcome. Tell long. The Board of Visitors knows the pus, this is our College and we will be Those radicals, though a tiny minor- McGlothlin: We don’t want your dirty student body, the faculty and the major- heard. ity, a fraction of a percentage, won using money and you are not welcome. Tell ity of alumni support College President William and Mary does not belong to The nation’s alma mater has been money, political blackmail and, most Del. Timothy Hugo ’86: You have no Gene Nichol. Yet we were overruled a wealthy coal magnate in Texas named seized by a small group of extrem- effectively, a non-stop, 24/7 publicity business blackmailing our BOV for because we refuse to fight dirty like James McGlothlin ’62 J.D. ’64. William ist idealogues with the money and war. cheap political gain and you are not wel- Nichol’s handful of detractors. and Mary does not belong to dirty state We have allowed them to dominate come. Some say Nichol’s firing was finan- legislators from districts a hundred miles the tenacity to intimidate the for too long. If the BOV is going to sur- Tell Skladany: Waging anti-liberal cial, some say managerial. The real away. BOV into handing it over. render its power to whomever speaks culture war on the institution you used to cause, I fear, was a few anti-Nichol William and Mary does not belong loudest, then that voice must be ours. serve is repugnant and you are not wel- ideologues who managed to overpower a to reactionary, vitriolic bloggers like Jim We must make our voices heard come. Tell Thomas Lipscomb ’61: You well-intentioned, politically neutral BOV. Jones ’82, Lance Kyle ’89 or their cow- that they did not fire Nichol for ideologi- in the Sunken Garden, in the local may have sunk John Kerry, but you will No more. No more being ignored ardly, anonymous cohorts. cal reasons. I believe this is true. Yet, and national media, in Richmond, in not swift boat our education and you are on our own campus. No more sitting William and Mary belongs to the because the external forces strong-arming Washington. not welcome. politely while they cart away our presi- 7,000 students living on its campus. the BOV did so for their own reactionary Our story has already begun to For the past two years the voices of a dent and our principles alike. No more William and Mary belongs to the distin- ideology, Nichol’s firing remains funda- spread. I have had concerned messages well-organized, ill-intentioned and overt- allowing a few crazed extremists to run guished professors filling its classrooms. mentally and undeniably ideological. from New York, California, Buenos Aires ly manipulative few have dominated the our education. William and Mary belongs to those who I fear the BOV was at least partially and Tel Aviv. People are finding out; we College in the press, in the minds of the They have gone after our president, tread its grounds and give it life. William motivated by unwillingness to withstand are being heard. BOV and in the national discourse. our student-funded art and our religious and Mary is ours and we will be heard. criticism. Most BOV members sit on The nation’s alma mater has been It’s time to put a stop to this. It’s up equality. Unless we act, the books we can Some have claimed Virginia residen- five or more such boards throughout the seized by a small group of extremist to us. We will make this right. We will read and subjects we can discuss will be cy as justification for making demands of country, the College typically requiring ideologues with the money and the tenac- be heard. next. The black studies department was us, saying they fund our College through only a few days a year. Some live as far ity to intimidate the BOV into handing it Max Fisher is a senior at the College. Friday, February 15, 2008 Page 7 Nichol’s legacy of education, democracy

if Nichol had mishandled the situation, he but one democratically made; he mis- money support the Art Show, the use of our president on the Sunken Garden and at least had noble intentions — to uphold stepped because he was listening to stu- student funds, which had so many up in across campus mere hours after Nichol’s Colleen Gunning the secular humanist and democratic dents, not because he ignored them. arms, was addressed. Democratic consen- resignation. While the BOV felt that, Flat Hat Guest Columnist spirit of, say, College alumnus Thomas The only purpose of a mistake is to sus was achieved, as each organization in the words of Rector Michael Powell Jefferson. learn from it, and it became clear last debated whether to extend its support. ’85, the College under Nichol was not That struck a deeper chord, though. week, in the hosting of the Sex Workers’ The other decisions Nichol cites in “reaching its full potential,” I believe his If Nichol were reacting only to meet the Art Show, that he had achieved a success- his letter to us are more administrative in tenure has been a broadening example to Judging by initial reactions, much of needs of those who felt uncomfortable ful balance. Yes, there were protestors nature and draw less controversy. I would all of us. our student body is disgusted with the by the cross’s presence, then really, his hazard, though, that our student body, I regret the BOV’s decision, which Board of Visitors, outraged at the abrupt actions can be characterized as simply a particularly our Gateway students and many students see as undemocratically end of Gene Nichol’s presidency and rookie mistake. This type of mistake is I’m throwing my voice in with the our excellent, estimable (and diverse) imposed on the College. Above all, I aggrieved to see him leaving. It is only one that the early founders grappled with loud crowd that gathered in sup- freshman and sophomore classes, find hope Nichol will cherish the idea that fitting to sum up Nichol’s term in office as well — weighing outspoken minorities port of our president on the Sunken themselves supporting these measures. he leaves us — to appropriate Powell’s so as to give due to their feelings, to the with silent majorities, deliberating the While alumni such as James words again — a “stronger and more decision of the BOV and to Nichol. benefits of democracy with the excesses Garden and across campus mere McGlothlin ’62 J.D. ’64 may not enduring” student body that has received One of the few students I’ve heard of mob rule. (My fellow Morton-dwellers hours after Nichol’s resignation. approve of our president, others, more a spectacular education in democracy from today who is happily bidding might recognize such documents as the famous and more enduringly influential over the last three years. I also hope “good riddance” to our president charged Federalist Papers.) (Jefferson, for example), certainly would. that, in agreement or not with our presi- Nichol with poor decision-making that In the Wren cross incident, it quickly (we should worry if there weren’t any). The last few years have spawned innu- dent, the College’s students will respect “didn’t reflect the students’ opinions.” became clear that Nichol had erred on But overall, this second controversial merable debates, protests and campaigns. his legacy of education — particularly Ironically, pro-Nichol students are now the side of the minority opinion. If only episode during his tenure was handled in Ultimately, this has created a student those of us who are becoming politically leveling the same charge at the BOV. he had consulted with others — but why a delicately diplomatic way — soliciting body now brimming with more activism keener even as we lament the casualties His main point of contention, of course, would he have seen a need to do so? co-sponsors from other student organiza- than previous years. of politics. revolves around the Wren cross debacle. Until the issue arose, only one side was tions. By showing that the very organiza- I’m throwing my voice in with the Colleen Gunning is a junior at the My first inclination was to reply that even speaking out. So yes, it was a mistake, tions that compete for student activity loud crowd that gathered in support of College. Letters to the Editor

Sleaziness and secrecy moral foundation of Western civilization today. As a student whose economic background has opinions do not help any one stay informed about To the Editor: In Nichol’s letter, he could not even bring himself closed doors to many fine educational institu- campus events. If SA President Zach Pilchen ’09 Many people are appalled and horrified at the to say the words “Sex Workers’ [prostitutes’] Art tions in our great country, I consider the Gateway can send out his personal opinions to all under- recent decision by the Board of Visitors to not renew Show.” Could it be that he is too embarrassed to scholarship program one of the most progressive graduate students then I should have the same right. College President Gene Nichol. There is also a sub- mention which student-fee-based activity he refused remedies to poverty that Virginia has witnessed in There are a great many students on campus who stantial group of students who think his subsequent to ban? What would he have done if the student gov- recent years. believe that the BOV decision was the correct one resignation is the appropriate course of action for the ernment paid to sponsor an art show praising Adolf As a student of history, I recognize his willing- to make, myself included. Why have none of these college and best path for the future. Hitler or showing disrespect to Islam? I bet he would ness to question superficial assumptions as a singu- individuals gotten the chance to e-mail their opin- Yet, there is more to the story than his immedi- have banned such student-funded displays in a New larly reverent allegiance to the ideological founda- ions to the student body? ate resignation and the BOV’s attempt to provide York minute. tions promulgated by the Virginia Bill of Rights and My personal opinion is that the SA needs an aca- Nichol “substantial economic incentives” to avoid In his arrogant and extreme secular liberalism, American Constitution. demic advisor to proof all future e-mails. It is obvi- discussing the decision. There is the manner in Nichol never bothered to understand the founda- Without question, Nichol has influenced the ous that they lack the maturity to put the needs of which the BOV reached its decision. Under the tions of the College that he served as president. educational landscape of Virginia in a way rarely the community above their own political opinions. Virginia Freedom of Information Act, it is illegal to When it was founded, the College embodied the witnessed. His tenure, though brief, will be spoken A few excerpts from Pilchen, which I found hold a vote in a closed session of a meeting. During best of Western civilization on the edge of a savage of fondly by the many lives he touched for years offensive coming from a 20-year-old: the past BOV meeting, no vote was held on Nichol’s wilderness. Back then, the savages were the Native to come. The stuff of movies, his ousting belies the “We are particularly ashamed of the way the renewal and some observers concluded that no deci- Americans. Now they are the secularist liberal bar- goals of an institution intended to foster intellectual BOV chose to handle this situation. Michael sion had yet been reached. When news broke that barians like him. growth, demonstrating the truly unfortunate nature Powell’s statement on the BOV’s decision rings the BOV had reached a decision, Rector Michael I wish Nichol luck in his future endeavors. In his of academic politics. empty.” Powell ’85 was contacted by a student who had been letter he claimed that Thomas Jefferson “argued for As a policy maker, his leadership had the finer “This was a decision made in a closed room with following the situation closely, accusing him of ille- a ‘wall of separation between church and state.’” qualities of Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and no recorded vote. We have yet to hear anything gally reaching a decision. Actually, Jefferson used the phrase precisely once in John F. Kennedy, which is perhaps the best compli- but evasive, cheap rhetoric from the Rector. ... The Powell addressed the discrepancy by saying no personal correspondence while frequently arguing ment I can pay him. BOV has a responsibility to the College community decision was made regarding Nichol’s contract; it the need for religious-based moral principles as the I wish Nichol and his family every success and to not hide behind closed doors, and to act with was simply allowed to lapse. Renewal is a positive foundation of a free society. I hope that Nichol’s law blessing, and I strongly encourage other leaders to behavior befitting William and Mary. Sadly, they action that would have required a vote in open ses- school lectures are better and more fairly researched emulate his brave and forthright direction in his have failed in that duty.” sion, but Powell justified the decision not to renew than his resignation letter. attempt to usher in a new age of enlightenment and I would be happy to meet with any administra- and not have a vote as something that required no — Tony Delserone BBA ’82 compassion at the College. tor to discuss how Pilchen and other members of action (it would happen naturally), so no vote would — N. Slade Bond II the SA have failed in their duties to represent the be required. A president worth fighting for University of Mary Washington ’08 entire student body. Nichol prides himself on the Now I suppose this may be legal, technically. To the Editor: diversity of people and opinions, which he brought However, it is certainly sleazy and a most unfortu- I would like to think that the students on campus Demanding an answer to campus, yet the only voices I hear in this mat- nate way of handling the matter. The decision was would have something to say about the resignation To the Editor: ter are anti-BOV fanatics. To me it seems that a made behind closed doors, without student consulta- (firing) of College President Gene Nichol. Do the I strongly disagree with the Board of Visitors’ diversity of opinion is only celebrated when those tion, and Nichol was not even given the legitimacy currents students not see how the College needs a decision not to renew College President Gene opinions are in line with the liberal attitudes of of an “up or down” vote by the BOV on the most president like Nichol? From my viewpoint, Nichol Nichol’s contract. I have read both its statement campus leaders. important decision of his career. was and is exactly what the current and future stu- and Nichol’s, finding the BOV’s more than want- — John F. Ockerman ’08 It is my belief that it is the way the BOV chose dents of the College need in a president. Isn’t that ing. The BOV seems to agree with the four policy to handle this tense situation that has inspired such worth fighting for? issues Nichol cited as “thorns.” What then were the Ashamed alum a tremendous student response. Had the BOV more — Jeff Mosher ’85 grounds on which it made its decision? To the Editor: actively included student and faculty voices and The only explanation in its statement is this: Today, I am ashamed to be an alumna of the held a vote, the decision would still be displeasing to Unforgivable decision “After an exhaustive review, however, the Board College. A year ago I was proud because under the many, but more legitimate due to the observance of To the Editor: believed there were a number of problems that were direction of College President Gene Nichol, I felt due process. By disregarding due process and taking Board of Visitors’ Rector Michael Powell’s ’85 keeping the College from reaching its full potential that the College was finally becoming a true public unilateral action, the BOV has perpetrated the same trite excuses for firing College President Gene and concluded that those issues could not be effec- institution, welcoming to all people and open to crime it accused Nichol of committing. Nichol do nothing to cover up the horrendous deci- tively remedied without a change of leadership.” new ideas. I was just sad that I had graduated too Student protest should be galvanized and focused sion made by the BOV. The fact that the BOV has I believe that the College, its staff, faculty and soon to experience for myself the benefits of his around this crime. We cannot ask them to change refused to stand with its own president in the face of alumni (not to mention Nichol) deserve to know governance. their decision; but we can ask them to explain the a tiny handful of donors, no matter how wealthy, is what these problems are and why Nichol could not With the firing of Nichol, unimaginable dam- rationale behind the decision, why it was conducted unforgivable. lead us to our “full potential.” It is unfair to those age has been done to the reputation and future of in secrecy, without student input, using a legalistic The BOV may have ensured that the College will who support him not to give a full explanation. It the College. I cannot support, financially or ideo- and fundamentally unsatisfying rationale to avoid receive a few more dollars now, but I can guarantee is also irresponsible not to share with the College logically, a school that has proven it does not know a vote. While students cannot change this decision, that, in the long run, this decision will not be for- community any problems that face us as a whole. what is of real value, and I know that I am not they indisputably deserve an answer to one pressing gotten by many students and alumni. Any donor or I hope that a more complete explanation of the alone in this. The Board of Visitors has disgraced question: why has the BOV eviscerated the funda- politician who is willing to embarrass the College, BOV’s reasons will be forthcoming. As a recent our community, and I hope that the faculty, students mental elements of democracy in order to sanction a as this bunch has done, are not friends of the College alumnus, I have been truly disappointed in the and staff will not suffer too terribly for the BOV’s defender of free speech? and do not have this school’s best interests in mind. conduct of the BOV since I graduated. Having fol- mistakes. — David Husband ’09 In Powell’s letter, he promises that he will con- lowed the Wren cross “crisis” from afar, I can’t help — Lindsay Bloch ’04 tinue to support Nichol’s policies, yet he will not but wonder whether it was the threat of decreased Nichol ignored College’s past support Nichol. The College’s administration has a giving from some large donors that prompted this Embarrassed alum To the Editor: history of saying one thing and doing another alto- latest decision. In the absence of an adequate expla- To the Editor: When College President Gene Nichol resigned gether, something I remember clearly as a student nation from the BOV, I think many people will fear I am very sorry that College President Gene Tuesday, he wrote a letter to the College community liaison to the BOV in 2002 and 2003. It appears that, the worst. I sincerely hope that was not the BOV’s Nichol and his family have had to deal with this making excuses for some of his decisions while with the departure of Nichol, this policy will resume. motivation. terrible situation. I was a proud graduate of the president. Below I respond to the first two of his I know that I speak for many graduates, both The College and its leaders should be above College. The events of the past year and the sol- four points. recent and otherwise, when I say that with this news such petty and individual pressures and focused on emn news this week, however, make me feel very The chapel is a part of the foundation of the I will never give a penny to the College, unless a the common good, which cannot and should not be embarrassed that a school, which sells itself as College — a college established to train Anglican great deal is done to make amends for the actions of measured by the height of the William and Mary the epitome of liberal arts, actually is controlled priests for service in the New World. The contro- the BOV. The College has made a step away from Fund thermometer. by a small group of closed minded, egotistical versial Protestant cross that resides there is not par- progress and away from recognizing and supporting I respectfully request that the BOV respond to bullies. Of course, the Board of Visitors and the ticularly old, but it is reasonable to believe that there all its students equally. Today, I am ashamed to call the questions I raise here, either by a public expla- Republican House of Delegates fall right into lock were many such crosses in the chapel, classrooms the College my alma mater. nation or an e-mail. When I left the College, I was step with this small slice of the College commu- and living areas of the Wren Building. Nichol’s — Jake Hosen ’05 confident it was in safe hands but my confidence nity because of their money. Isn’t it always about effort to strip Christianity from the chapel is an has been shaken today. the money? insult to the history of the College. That Protestant Mary Washington student responds — Jonathan Tew ’06 I am embarrassed that the school I once held in cross in a once-Protestant chapel does not offend me To the Editor: such high esteem believes that freedom of thought in the least, despite the fact that in colonial times my As a student from a neighboring university, I Turmoil on campus and expression have no place on a college campus. Catholic co-religionists were banned from public have often visited the College and looked fondly To the Editor: I’m also embarrassed that a minority opinion could office in the Virginia colony and priests were forced upon its rich traditions, diverse student body, out- I have been reading e-mails back and forth all carry the day by waging a war against Nichol. It’s to flee to Maryland for their lives for the crime of standing faculty and high aesthetic quality. Although day yesterday about our current turmoil and the unfortunate that students and alumni are caught celebrating a mass in the Old Dominion. I was impressed by all of these aspects, I was deeply resignation of College President Gene Nichol. My in the middle — and the strong reputation of the Today, it is extreme secularists such as Nichol envious of the most striking facet of the college: concern is that we as an institution are sliding into College ultimately suffers from their relentless who persecute my co-religionists and other people the steadfast leadership of College President Gene a political mud pit. Whether or not the BOV made assault. of faith. Between 1980 and ’81, I was president of Nichol. Fiercely loyal, stoutly resolved, intellectually the correct decision, only history can decide. But I I admire the way that Nichol has handled him- the William and Mary Catholic Student Association vigorous, socially courageous and morally indomi- firmly believe that it is completely out of line for self in the face of the vast, right wing conspiracy. (now called the Catholic Campus Ministry) and table, Nichol was as inspiring as he was capable. the Student Assembly to send e-mails out to the stu- They threw everything at him — including bribery attended Catholic mass numerous times in the Wren As a Roman Catholic and pilgrim to Israel, I dent body with any political overtones. — but he did not take their bait. It is unfortunate Chapel, which, then, as now, was non-denomination- view his decision to alter the appearance of the A close friend of mine and a member of the that the vocal few who have invoked Christianity as al. I thought that the Protestant cross was a lovely cross in the Wren Chapel as an appropriate symbol Class of 2009 had to read e-mails from his class their rallying cry continually fail to remember that symbol of how the best of the Christian faith of the of compassion that best honors the teachings of president bashing one of his favorite professional Christ taught us to love one another as ourselves. early College lives on in a broader respect for the Jesus Christ. sports teams after a recent loss. These personal — Greg Cota ’98 Page 8 Friday, February 15, 2008

Variety Editor Alice Hahn Associate Variety Editor Ashley Morgan Va r i e t y [email protected] confusion corner Students act on love for Nichol Honey, bring momma her pills

Charlotte Savino Flat hat COLUMNIST

Well, I did it. It finally happened. I caved. I got sick. Amidst all of the Nichol protests, the sit-ins and the candlelight singing, I was asleep. I had to find substitute instructors for fitness classes, didn’t go to academic classes (those that weren’t cancelled) and, much to my dismay, couldn’t show my solidarity. Instead, I’ve been sweating, shivering, hydrating, eating, sleeping, drooling, vegging, reading, popping pills and driving my poor roommate crazy. “Get momma the Brita.” “Bring momma her pills.” “Momma’s eyes can’t take the overhead light.” It’s all very Gypsy Rose. There’s something kind of comforting, however, In response to Gene Nichol’s resignation, students in having her around to be surrogate mother. She encourages pizza eating and binge sleeping just like take action in support of their beloved president mom, but without all the guilt of the morning after. Yes, being sick in the company of my best By Jessica Gold hall meeting held in the University Center friend is kind of enjoyable. I shirk all of my Flat Hat Staff Writer Commonwealth Auditorium Wednesday responsibilities, eat what I want, demand menial afternoon, students, staff and faculty members tasks be taken care of and have no remorse for During the 1960s and 1970s, students on college drafted a list of demands from the BOV requiring being a cranky child. Despite my facade of being campuses across the country voiced their opinions a more adequate explanation for not renewing the social butterfly, I hate interacting with people. concerning the Vietnam War in what was to become Nichol’s contract. Being sick is the perfect way to avoid any unwanted known as one of the most turbulent periods of “It is my hope that the movements will show the human interaction. Furthermore, I have carte protest at such institutions. Although not nearly as Board of Visitors that any decision they make will blanche to be cranky and sour to almost anyone. I controversial or widespread as dissent over Vietnam, need to be account[ed] for, and they can’t assume we wonder how long this will last. the College has experienced varying degrees of will take it without a deeper understanding of why The Student Health Center prescription for unrest in the days following the Board of Visitors’ they made that decision,” Mallory Johnson ’10 said. wellness is to take three days off from school. decision not to renew President Gene Nichol’s “I hope it will lead to a deeper connection with the Also among Nichol’s supporters at the vigil was They’ve stopped writing notes for students to contract and his subsequent resignation Tuesday administration and the student body as a whole.” Trevor Albert ’08, who went to the event to support show professors and, luckily, they’ve stopped morning. Johnson was one of the speakers at the candlelit Nichol and observe other students’ reactions. He insisting everyone is pregnant. They’re so overrun The events began with a rally in the Sunken vigil held outside of Nichol’s house at 10 p.m. ended up spending the night in front of Nichol’s with sickies that this bug almost seems to be an Garden Tuesday afternoon and a candlelit vigil Tuesday. After the speeches, one of which was given house. epidemic. Now, with students protesting in close in front of the president’s house that night and by Nichol himself, roughly 1,500 students in atten- “I camped out in front of his house, not to protest quarters, one can only imagine the second wave of continued through various teach-ins and strikes dance sang the Alma Mater and cheered for Nichol. or demand change, but just to show my support for illnesses. organized by faculty members and students. “Never in my wildest dreams had I imagined president Nichol and his family,” Albert said. “I Unfortunately, the best way to prevent illness “[The student body’s reaction has been] extremely Tuesday night to be such an amazing turnout,” didn’t do it for a particular organization, and I wasn’t is exactly what it takes to cure oneself. I find it fiery,” Alex Spindel ’11 said. “It has been very Johnson said. “It was truly emotional and really asked by anyone to do it. It’s a trying time for him incredibly difficult to take a personal day to rest, motivated and extremely energetic. But I think showed the true Tribe spirit. At that moment, when I and his family and I just wanted to support them.” and now I’m being forced to remove myself from the BOV has made up its mind, and nothing that looked out at the people there and saw the emotion, A common cry among many of those who have all responsibility (in theory) for three days or longer. happens now is going to I have never been more proud to be a member of attended the rallies and sit-ins is a unified support If we could only just teach ourselves to say no to change that.” this college.” of Nichol amongst students and faculty. Although commitment, to eat better (I count pineapple pizza Despite some Various other supporters from the vigil stayed some strongly advocate change in the BOV’s policy, as an excellent source of vitamin C) and to be more students’ views that afterward to leave letters and presents on the others don’t see it as being radically effective. realistic with our bodies, these recuperation periods the student activism president’s doorstep. “I see the different protests as a way to grieve,” wouldn’t last so long. will not affect Ashley Shuler ’08 said. “Not really sure what it has After last week’s column dedicated to fashion, the BOV, others done or will do, but I do know this campus can be I feel terrible trudging around in an outfit I’ve remain persistent strengthened.” worn for two days straight. I wish there existed a and continue with Shuler and two other members of the NAACP universal sign for “sick” to explain away the pajama petitions and campus chapter, Jeanette Snider ’09 and Justin Reid pants, sorority shirts, ratty hair, skin problem, Croc rallies. ’09, are behind the “If Nichol isn’t welcome here … ensemble that I can’t seem to climb out of. At least At a Neither am I” T-shirts. Shuler said they have sold the shirt is green and gold, lest any news cameras town almost 300 shirts for $6 each, a price that only catch a student not showing Tribe Pride. covers the production costs. The shame about an early-semester flu epidemic “We wanted to get the message to President is that it prevents people from getting into a routine. Nichol that we love him and are here for him I have no rhythm, no standard operating procedure and are behind him,” Shuler said. “We wanted to for second semester even after a month of school. make it an all-inclusive environment with a united I’m a little concerned that after a week of Nyquil- front. We were really hoping for a domino effect, induced comas and ill-kempt hair, this may seem where a diverse group of people come together and more normal than anything else. can reach out to other students.” Hydrate, keep sick friends quarantined, sleep for Reid has also been part of a collaboration to start eight hours and take full advantage of the Dominos a website, TribeUnited.com. two-for-Tuesday offer — with pineapple. Charlotte Savino is a Confusion Corner columnist. See activism page 9 She’s just happy she’s not pregnant. All Photos by Jack Hohman — the flat hat DoubleTake hosts Putter up a cappella competition Kappa Delta hosts the largest philanthropy By Chase Johnson According to DoubleTake Flat Hat Executive Editor Director Brittany Bonney ’08, event on campus each group will have 12 minutes Tomorrow night, co-ed a to perform, which usually By Angela Delgado cappella group DoubleTake allows for three to four songs. The Flat Hat will host the quarterfinals of the After each group has performed, International Championship of judges will determine which Unsuspecting tourists strolling through Collegiate A Cappella. two teams will move on to the the Sunken Garden tomorrow run the risk The competition will semifinals March 9 at Wake of being knocked unconscious by airborne be held at 7 p.m. in the UC Forest University. Judges tennis balls. Commonwealth Auditorium. will also hand out individual Tomorrow, the sisters of Kappa Delta will Tickets are $5. awards for the best soloist, best host their annual Campus Golf tournament The ICCA is an event choreography, best arrangement in which golf balls are replaced with bright the flat hat — irene rojas that seeks out the best of the and best vocal percussion. yellow tennis balls and big white buckets Adorned in animal print and spandex, a team of golfers plays a hole at Tucker Hall. While many country’s a cappella groups in a Students in attendance are used for holes. teams embraced the default uber-preppy dress code, others developed their own creative themes. series of regional competitions. tomorrow can look forward to a Teams consist of four players — students, Tomorrow’s competition is rendition of Justin Timberlake’s faculty or family — who are encouraged to at the frats,” Lauren Katkish ’08 said. 2007. This year the sorority hopes to raise at one of three quarterfinals in “What Goes Around Comes play in costume. The costume contest is one Every sister has her share of memorable least $10,000 for Avalon and Prevent Child the Southern region. It will Around” by Michael Smith of the main events that lures participants to moments from the past years. “My favorite Abuse America. feature performances by seven ’08 and Caroline Jackson ’09, the green — or brick. Prizes are awarded was a Super Mario team that dressed up like “Most people think that sororities are groups, including University of “Brother Can You Spare a to winning teams. Attire ranges from the all of the characters from the video game,” only about friends and hanging out,” said Maryland’s Faux Paz, Virginia Dime” by Victoria Ryan ’08 creative to the extreme. Katkish said. “They carried around a boom Sarah Bennett ’08, who formerly served Tech’s Soulstice and Naturally and “Bridge Over Troubled “There was one team that dressed up as box that played the opening song, too.” as the sorority’s president. “Philanthropies Sharp, James Madison Water” by Ryan Miller ’09. ‘The Walk of Shame,’” KD sister Megan The tournament is not only about fun and show that we care about giving back to our University’s Note-oriety, Elon Another campus a cappella Luckey ’08 said. “These girls had eyeliner games; it’s about raising money for a worthy community. You can really see that by the University’s Sweet Signatures, group, Reveille, will provide all over their face and had ‘going-out’ tops cause. In 2006, KD accrued over $12,000 for amount of money our philanthropies raise.” Catholic University’s Redline entertainment during the judges’ with boy’s basketball shorts on. It looked Avalon, a local shelter for women in abusive Tee times start at 9 a.m. and continue and DoubleTake. deliberations. like they walked straight over from a night relationships. This amount increased in though out the day. Friday, February 15, 2008 Page 9 That Girl behind closed doors Jess Lamont Make every day Valentine’s Day

Ancient Greek and Latin, it’s something I really enjoy. Maya Horowitz Samantha Fien-Helfman Have you done any other traveling for flat hat sex columnist Flat Hat Columnist your studies? I studied abroad last year in England, and it was one of the best experiences of Jess Lamont is likely to be the only my life — something I’d recommend to The Valentine’s Day column. student on this campus who can read and everyone here at William and Mary for Man, that’s a tall order for a new write fluently in Sanskrit. Her passion is in sure. I interned at this amazing museum, columnist. Emily Powell has decided the classics and has spent her years at the and got to give tours through aisles of to keep the rest of what’s behind her College educating herself about the subject. Egyptian mummies and Greek statues. I closed doors out of the public eye, Jess serves as a research assistant, and as also rowed crew there, which involved and here I am standing naked before president of the anthropology club and has waking up at dreadful hours of the morning the student body, ready to be judged traveled extensively to acquire hands-on (the W&M rowing team amazes me still) on my sexpertise. While I doubt the experience in the field — ranging from and also meeting the best, craziest British thought of a new sex columnist really graphic by Olivia Walch botany work with her father in Iceland to people ever. I studied Sanskrit and ancient gets you hot and bothered, yesterday’s working on excavation sites in Greece, history, and afterwards, backpacked Europe heart-shaped holiday might. What is cards, which suggests that women do Can’t we just enjoy the gratuitous to leading museum tours in London. She for two and a half months. the significance of Valentine’s Day value the holiday more than men. amounts of candy and cross our fingers is a member of Phi Beta Kappa and is So tell me, what kind of books does an anyway? It seems everyone has an Of course there is the group that for a little something extra at the end currently working on her honors thesis anthropologist like to read? opinion, but most points of view fall actually enjoys the holiday. These of the night? about the idiosyncrasies of the Asklepios, I read “Guns, Germs, and Steel” over into a few categories. people love the togetherness, the heart- Of course not. As with most things a medicinal-healing cult in Athens. But break by Jared Diamond. It was good. But First there are the non-conforming, shaped everything and the chance to hoisted upon us by American culture, Jess is more than just ancient letters and I’d really recommend reading “Watership dissident, anti-consumerists. They wear red clothing. Valentine’s Day it’s hard to separate our identities from historic ruins. Despite her focus on the past, Down” (it’s about rabbits) and “Crime and believe that Valentine’s Day is is something they look forward to. these practices. Even those who reject Jess exalts an unparalleled enthusiasm and Punishment.” Those are my two all-time nothing more than a corporate plot However, something tells me the the holiday still define themselves by excitement for the present that her friends favorites. to motivate the hapless to spend population of this group is waning. doing so. describe as infectious and uplifting. How did you become interested in the money. There’s probably some truth And finally, there are those who I propose that we free ourselves Can you tell me a little bit about anthropology club? to this opinion since the U.S. Greeting cringe at the thought of V-Day. It’s a from the pink, fuzzy handcuffs of where you are from? Wow, you’re really grilling me here. I’ve Card Association (Seriously? They day for self-pity because they don’t Valentine’s Day. If you want to I’m from the east end of Long Island, worked in the anthropology department have an association?) estimates that have someone to share it with. Maybe partake in passionate lovemaking with N.Y. I live right on the Long Island Sound, since freshman year. It’s really become a approximately one billion Valentine’s they’ll curl up on the couch with some your significant other or just sweaty, and it’s pretty rural out there still. My second home to me. For instance, I was Day cards are sent each year low-fat, low-carb, non-dairy, vitamin awkward sex with a stranger, don’t family is wonderful. Wonderfully eccentric, working there on Thursday, when President worldwide. D-enhanced ice cream and watch wait until the 14th to do it. Get in too. My dad is a botanist and my mom’s a Nichol sent out his resignation e-mail. I Then there are the sex-crazed and “When Harry Met Sally.” touch with your sexual side without park ranger. Unusual, you know? I have a immediately started crying, and was able the sex-deprived. To them, Valentine’s No matter which category you having to be prompted by the diamond little brother who’s graduating from high to cry and talk about it with two wonderful Day is a chance to justify their carnal fall into (or if you are none of the industry. Dare yourself to buy flowers school this year, and a black lab pup named professors — who at this point feel more lust without feeling self-conscious above), it’s pretty incredible how on another day of the year, send Stinky. I love and miss them all so much; to like family — and they helped me through about their obvious intentions. The many emotions this day can stir up. I unexpected cards telling people that say they mean the world to me would be an the morning. I really love and respect the 14th is like a get-out-of-jail-free pass mean, we are talking about a holiday you love them and gorge yourself on understatement. entire department. to wear their horniness on their sleeve. whose name is derived from a group chocolates and watch sappy movies on What’s your favorite game to play in So anyway, I got involved in Next come those that would say that of Catholic martyrs whom we know any day of the year. long car rides? anthropology club because I’m a major and Valentine’s Day is only for women. It’s little to nothing about. The day only The truth is, Valentine’s Day only The famous person game. It’s like 20 really find the subject fascinating. It’s a fun a chance for them to get all dressed up came to be associated with love when has the significance that we attach to it. Questions, except you choose a historical club, really, We have culture nights where and hope someone will spend money Chaucer (he of “Canterbury Tales” The next time you pass the UC with its figure or a musician or celebrity, and the we get together with student groups like on them. (For those of you who hold fame) linked the two. There’s nothing heart-festooned tables, ask yourself if other people have to guess who it is. CSO and NASA and make ethnic dishes this opinion, I refer you to the newly inherently lovely about the 14th day there isn’t a little bit of room for love Everyone learns a little something and it’s and invite a speaker who specializes in that created “Steak and Blowjob Day” on of the second month of each year. It every day of the year. entertaining. My friend — who plays it culture or region to have dinner with us and March 14.) But as with the dissident’s seems a little silly or at least misguided Maya Horowitz is the new sex avidly with his family — taught it to me then lecture. We’ve gone on digs, gone to outlook, this attitude carries some to attach so much importance to it. columnist. She is a card-sending in Spain. I’d love to tell you his name, but pow-wows and invited lots of speakers to weight. It is estimated that women Why worry about this day? Why do member of the U.S. Greeting Card he’d probably be really embarrassed and present. Yes, my friends incessantly tease purchase 85 percent of all Valentine’s our feelings have to be tied up in it? Association. question our friendship. me about it. Yes, I should consider getting Do you get pretty competitive with new friends. that? It seems like your friends can’t I’m always really competitive. Whenever embarrass you that easily. What does Students act on love for Nichol we’re playing a game or there’s some sort embarrass you? of contest, I get really into it. Really, really You know, as of late I’ve woken up activism from page 8 attending events, the emergence of just as a response.” into it. Like at random people camping on Saturday mornings realizing that the various Facebook groups and events and Yet, whether it will entail great trip this year, I got so aggressive when we night before was filled with embarrassing “I hope these recent events will bring blogs dedicated to discussing the issue change or not, others at the College were playing this manhunt, scavenger hunt moments and awkward situations. But, I renewed interest among all alumni in the — is an inspiration to people hoping for recognize the student activism as a type game I almost killed the people on the guess a more definitive story comes to mind affairs of the College,” Reid said. “Now change, many on campus still question signal to the outside world as to the true other team. During Orientation this year I from the very beginning of the semester. I is not the time to become disengaged. whether the student activism will really meaning of Tribe Pride and the close- played a game of ultimate frisbee with my had all four wisdom teeth out three days Seniors should not be withdrawing their have an effect. knit community within, according to hall, and I really frightened them because before returning to school. I’m pretty sure gifts, nor should alumni be saying they’ll “It was the prerogative of the Board Johnson. She added that the movement I was shouting at them and heckling the I have a big head to start with, but I was no longer donate to the College.” of Visitors to make the decision,” Austin during the last few days has been a other team and stuff. They just didn’t see so swollen that it was ginormous. I mean, Albert echoed this sentiment by Raynor ’11 said. “The board operates positive way to catalyze change and get it coming. really, really big. Cheeks-swollen-below- stressing that pulling support from the independently of students and is privy students’ voices heard. What spurred your interest in classical my-chin big. Plus I couldn’t talk well at College, in every form, would only to more information and ultimately “Instead of lashing out or anything studies? all and couldn’t eat anything that wasn’t prove detrimental to the community looks at what the College needs in the negative, we need to stay strong,” I took Latin for six years throughout liquid, so I was pretty grumpy. Not the best and would also go against what Nichol long run, not just at the moment. If Albert said. “We need to live up to what high school and middle school. Then, upon way to start off your last semester. would have wanted for the College. the students had wanted to affect the President Nichol said about making coming into college, I took a lot of really What has been the most difficult thing While the outpouring of support decision, their energy would have been William and Mary the single most interesting classes in the department, and you have had to deal with during your — evident in the number of people better used preventatively, rather than engaged university in the nation.” it just stuck with me I guess. Even though time at the College? it’s not always relevant to every day life, The past two days. Hearing about the it’s been great. I worked on an excavation BOV’s decision, and President Nichol’s SUDOKU in Greece two summers ago, and hopefully fate. I love and respect him and all he will end up going to grad school for some stands for so much that it’s just been really type of ancient history tract. And though tough. I’m not even yet sure how to best my friends, tease about the relevance of articulate how upsetting this all is.

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Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 Taurus: April 20 - May 20 Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22 Scorpio: Oct. 23 - Nov. 21 Sure, Gene Nichol may be able to fit Speaking of races, is there anything more Whether you’re saving orphans, ending You thought you’d never find it, but there 15 ill-informed conservative newspaper satisfying than watching the Hillary world hunger or smoking excessive is someone who is even more full of shit editors in his stomach, but at this point I Clinton campaign disintegrate before our weed, chances are Max Fisher will find than Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton: think we’d all settle for just one. eyes? No, there isn’t. something wrong with it. Congratulations, Michael Powell!

Pisces: Feb. 19 - March 20 Gemini: May 21- June 21 Virgo: Aug. 23 - Sept. 22 Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 Say what you will about the steroid issue Now that the BOV has eclipsed Parking You might still be recovering from a Become inspired this week, and start in baseball, but it’s obvious that Roger Services as the number one group the lonely and bitter Valentine’s Day or a movement. The BOV needs a new Clemens was more uncomfortable in student body wants to stone to death, realizing that your wallet is empty. Either president with strong, Christian, pre-21st Congress today than a half-naked page. expect an imminent identity crisis. way, no amount of sex is worth it. century ideals. Mike Huckabee anyone?

Aries: March 21 - April 19 Cancer: June 22 - July 22 Libra: Sept. 23 - Oct. 22 Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 The race is on for the next recipient of Yeah you’re intelligent, and you’re If you’re depressed about developments Look out tomorrow, a natural disaster The Flat Hat editor-in-chief crown, but the vice president of a certain campus in the Nichol saga this week, look on the and chaos may ensue. But on the bright let’s face it: I’ll drink you all under the legislative body, but constantly quoting bright side: Those six alumni will finally side, who doesn’t love Campus Golf? table. “Borat” hasn’t been cool since 2006. shut the fuck up. — by Alexander Ely Page 10 Friday, February 15, 2008 Reviews Editor Conor McKay Assoc. Reviews Editor Kasi Kangarloo Assoc. Reviews Editor Genice Phillips Re v i e w s [email protected] Johnson’s ‘Sleep Through the Static’ offers same sound By Conor mckay ‘Fairytales.’ Jack’s biggest problem lies in his Flat Hat Reviews Editor The album’s title track boasts world- inability to progress between individual weary lyrics and smooth, jazzy guitars albums and songs. Maybe it’s intrinsic Jack Johnson’s brand of simple, and pianos. Johnson coos, “Who needs in the lazy music genre, but there’s a acoustic-laden campfire sing-alongs please when we’ve got guns? / Who problem when an artist’s albums are so has changed little from that of his needs peace when we’ve gone above bland and indistinguishable that there’s debut, 2001’s “Brushfire Fairytales.” / But beyond where we should have no reason for a listener to own more From his proper albums, “On and gone? / We went beyond where we than one. On” and “In Between Dreams,” to should have gone.” But who needs this It’s great chill-out music, don’t his soundtracks for “Curious George” song when we’ve got John Mayer’s get me wrong. My roommate has “In and the surf documentary “Thicker “Waiting on the World to Change”? Between Dreams,” and he plays it Than Water,” Johnson’s lazy, blues- Sadly for Johnson, his musical at a reasonable, nap-inducing volume inspired Hawaiian beach sound has stagnancy has been his greatest on lazy Sundays. I own “Brushfire rarely skipped a beat. weakness. His music is good, and every Fairytales,” and I’ll play it while Johnson’s new album, “Sleep album he’s put out has been enjoyable. driving by myself on long hauls — Through the Static,” offers much of the But frankly, he has yet to produce but that’s about it. Lyrically, “Sleep same — maybe a bit too much. While anything to outdo ‘Fairytales.’ Through the Static” seems to resent the album is pretty and comforting, it’s Sure, there are some great tracks on the idea of civic apathy, but when the courtesy photo — modularpeople.com to find a reason to come back and listen “On and On” and “In Between Dreams” message is presented in the form of Hawaii native Jack Johnson released his fifth studio album, “Sleep Through the Static,” again. — “Taylor” is one of Johnson’s lazy music that’s perfect for falling Feb. 5. Before entering the music business, Johnson was a professional surfer. The album’s third track, “Hope,” catchiest songs to date, and “Better asleep to, it successfully undermines is catchy and upbeat, but haven’t we Together” and “Do You Remember” itself. a good message. Coldplay’s “The music your parents feel young and hip heard this before? When Johnson sings are classic romantic diddies that prove Johnson shares this problem with Scientist” is ostensibly beautiful and listening to. “Your reflection is a blur / Out of irresistibly hummable. But what sets artists like Mayer and Coldplay — romantic. But it isn’t hip and it isn’t cool, and focus, but in confusion / The frames “Taylor” apart from “Bubble Toes”? such are the highlights of the culture of These guys are all in the business it certainly isn’t fresh or new in the are suddenly burnt / And in the end of a What makes “Better Together” different inoffensive music. Mayer’s “Gravity” is of being really nice guys who play slightest. The music doesn’t aspire to roll of illusion,” you can’t help but feel from “Posters”? How is “Flake” any pretty, straightforward, well performed really nice music that people of all like you’re listening to “Flake” off of different from “Hope”? and well produced, and its lyrics hold ages can enjoy. They play the kind of See johnson page 11

Kimball Theatre Simple Plan missteps in When the Movies move away from pop-punk

By Dan Irish after years of hiding. Drummer Chuck the cheesecake. Clearly produced by The Flat Hat Comeau includes some inexplicable Danja, it opens with synth trumpets a Come to Town! double bass drum kicks before lead la the Ying Yang Twins before Bouvier Simple Plan’s new, self-titled album guitarist Jeff Stinco (his real name) demands that we “Listen.” If one does Friday, February 15 is a pastiche of every pop-rock cliche cooks up a generic solo. just that, he finds blue-eyed crunk music from recent years. The Canadian pop- The verses are reminiscent of Oasis’s blending rap and rock just like the John Wayne in Williamsburg rock band employs producers Dave “Wonderwall,” but Bouvier tries to be famous ’90s band, Korn Bizkit. Simple 2:30 p.m. — 3:00 p.m. Presentations on John Wayne’s film career, local Fortman (Evanesence) and Max Martin edgier when he sings, “And do you Plan is even bold enough to snag two of popularity and visits to town. (Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavigne) to think about me when he fucks you?” the most famous rock lyrics in history. 3:00 p.m. “The Shootist” — 1976 (Paramount Pictures) make them sound like an amalgamation This line is great, especially since it Bouvier sings, “It’s just my generation” of every radio single currently in line was written 14 years ago by Alanis before guitarist Sebastien Lefebvre and King Kong Takes Merchant’s Square! for the next “Now That’s What I Call Morissette in “You Oughta Know.” The bassist David Desrosiers chime in with 5:00 p.m. — 6:30 p.m. Reception followed by welcoming remarks by Arthur Music!” series. band even pays cute homage to U2 in “Hey ho / Let’s go!” Knight, director of film studies, College of William and Mary. For a band who poses for promo “Holding On” with echoing guitars and If Joey Ramone doesn’t roll over 6:30 p.m. “King Kong” — 1933 (RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.) shots with lip rings, black T-shirts and Bono Lite vocals. angular haircuts, its decision to employ “Generation,” however, takes See plan page 11 Forget the Movie! Start the Show! Nate “Danja” Hills — the producer 10:30 p.m. “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” — 1975 (20th Century Fox) of “Promiscuous” and “SexyBack” — equates to Carrie Underwood calling up Saturday, February 16 Mastodon to produce her new Wal-Mart single. Kids at the Movies and in the Movies The album’s first single, “When I’m 10:30 — 11:30 a.m. Short films from the Little Rascals, Looney Tunes, Three Gone,” begins with synth tinkering and a Stooges and excerpts from Shirley Temple, Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton hip-hop beat. Despite simplistic, staccato films. guitar playing and layered “Whoa-ohs,” 11:30 a.m.–12:30 p.m. Reflections on Shirley Temple and American Kids’ lead singer Pierre Bouvier sings the Culture by Professor John Kasson, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill, smartest lyric of his career: “It’s like author of “The Little Girl Who Fought the Great Depression.” we’re goin’ through the motions / Of a scripted destiny.” Race Relations in and at the Movies It is Bouvier’s scripted destiny, then, 2:30 — 3:30 p.m. Presentations on black movie-going in Williamsburg led by to Auto-Tune the crap out of his vocals Professor Arthur Knight, College of William and Mary, author of “Disintegrating — this transforms his already nasally the Musical: Black Performance and American Musical Film.” whine into the voice of a Canadian 3:30 p.m. “In the Heat of the Night” — 1967 (MGM) robot that speaks only in profoundly inane couplets such as, “If these walls Sunday, February 17 could talk / They would have so much to say” (“No Love”). Immigrants, Gangsters and Art Film There are three slow ballads that 1:30 p.m. “Godfather” — 1972 (Paramount Pictures) showcase rhymes like “beating” and 7:00 p.m. “Blowup” — 1966 (MGM) (On William and Mary campus) “bleeding” and “right” and “face” (which, of course, don’t even rhyme). — compiled by Conor McKay On “Your Love Is a Lie,” the boy- band synthesizer hand-clap resurfaces courtesy photo — Atlantic

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Alma Mater’s meaning feels lost amid Nichol controversy

never thought twice about singing; it was history and meaning behind my alma sung without thought, but with meaning. mater and how am I connected to it, to Genice Phillips I have sung it numerous times on this sing it as my own? flat hat Columnist campus — at opening Convocation The name “alma mater” comes freshman year when I was first from a Latin term meaning “nourishing welcomed on this campus, for women’s mother.” It is referred to and often used chorus, the Yule log ceremony and at as a school’s anthem. The lyrics to Tuesday night, in front of the many other campus events. the College’s alma mater were written president’s house, I watched my fellow Most people sing the alma mater so by alumnus James Southall Wilson, students and the numerous faculty lift they can shout in staccato “William and who graduated in 1904. The tune is a their candles to honor our president, Mary” with Tribe pride. Some sing four common song used by other universities, Gene Nichol. They responded to the octaves higher, knowing they’re reaching beginning with Cornell University. The heartwarming speeches made by two Mariah Carey status with dangerously College borrows the tune, but our alma students, one staff member and the high pitches. mater’s lyrics are our own, made for this president himself with shouts and But on that Tuesday night, when I, community. thunderous claps of praise. along with countless others, found myself Regardless of duplication or Alex haglund — the flat hat But above all, they honored Nichol filled with rage, discontent and disbelief, memorization — let’s be honest, not Students stand outside College President Gene Nichol’s house to sing the Alma Mater. with song. I questioned what I was truly doing. Students held candles to show their support after Nichol’s resignation earlier in the day. The alma mater is something that I What was I really singing? What is the See alma mater page 11 Friday, February 15, 2008 Page 11

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“Jumper” (20th Century Fox) Hayden Christensen (“Star Wars” Prequel Trilogy) stars in A ‘Jefferson’ wedding Lost in translation “Jumper” as David Rice, a man who discovers the magical Who says age matters? Gary Scarlett Johansson’s beau, ability to transport himself anywhere in the world instantly, Coleman, 40, let it slip this week Ryan Reynolds, who was though only to land smack in the middle of an age-old war that he’s been secretly married previously engaged to Alanis between the so-called “jumpers” and their enemies. Feb. 15 to 22-year-old Shannon Price Morissette, plans to propose. for months. The couple wed in According to her, he got the “Definitely, Maybe” (Universal Pictures) a small ceremony in August, wrong scoop: Though the cou- Ryan Reynolds (“Van Wilder”) takes his acting career down accompanied by just a minister ple is more than just friends, a more sensitive path with the story of a Manhattan lawyer … and a preacher. Oh right, and right now marriage is no more who must explain his past life to an inquisitve daughter. a photographer, videographer than a maybe for the starlet,

Movies With co-stars like Abigail Breslin (“Little Miss Sunshine”), and the all-important helicopter who has expressed that she Reynolds just might charm our little hearts out. Feb. 15 pilot. Sure sounds like a private doesn’t believe in monogamy. affair. We wish the former child Could be that she’s just not “Step Up 2 The Streets” (Offspring Entertainment) star the best in his romance — that into him, but we’ve heard This dance flick features a no-name cast and the story of and hope his parents don’t step she’d go down on him in a two dance students who become romantically involved in and steal his wife, too. theater. after meeting at the Maryland School of Arts — wouldn’t count on much else resembling an actual “story” or “char- Under his umbrella, ella, ella A farmer’s life for Lenny? acters” or “movie,” but the dancing looks alright. Feb. 15 Jay-Z’s got 99 problems and, Always on the run from the this time, a bitch is one. There paparazzi, Lenny Kravitz The Raveonettes — “Lust, Lust, Lust” (Vice Records) are always people talking, and nearly dropped it all for a life Danish indie duo The Raveonettes release their fourth this time they claim Jay wants of simplicity. After spending full-length LP, “Lust, Lust, Lust,” and it looks like the best of both worlds — four months living on a farm in it’ll feature the same combination of spooky vocals, money, crack and two hoes: Brazil, he considered making sparse guitar-writing and insistent beats, though tracks current girlfriend Beyonce and it his permanent home. With like “Dead Sound” promise a jazzy twist. Feb. 19 heartbreaker Rihanna. The two seldom a moment to breathe shared an awkward moment in his high-paced, Grammy- Rick Ross — “Trilla” (Def Jam Recordings) when she tried to hold his hand winning American life, the Albu m s Rick Ross’ second solo album features a slew of big-name at the Grammys, right in front opportunity to fly away held guests, most notably guys like Flo-Rida, R. Kelly, T-Pain, of Beyonce. The big pimpin’ much allure. Still, he ultimately Lil Wayne and Young Jeezy. The album was apparently post- rapper maintains that he’s crazy chose the life of a million- poned due to clearance issues over the song “This Me,” a per- in love with his current girl and dollar-a-gig rock star. sonal favorite of Ross that didn’t make the final cut. Feb. 19 there ain’t no other one. — by Alice Hahn For one student, Alma Johnson fails Mater’s values prove missing to change alma mater from page 10 It is missing the expression of warmth and integrity johnson from page 10 that our president solidifies. everyone knows that second verse — the lyrics I feel as though the song that I sing is not mine, anything. The only aspiration of a are meant to illustrate the love and hope of the not yet; not when injustice prevails and we are Mayer or a Johnson or a Chris Martin college that we attend — its history (both negative bound. Not when music serves as a communicator, seems to be — in sound, lyrics and and positive), its impact and, most importantly, its but is not heard. Hopefully, our alma mater will be public image — harmless. strength. restored with the “love that cannot die,” and when To keep me coming back, music When singing the alma mater, I wanted to be others and myself feel as though we are part of a needs an edge — whatever that filled with a sense of pride and honor for the school place that embodies virtue and integrity, we will edge might be. I’ll keep my copy that I represent, but the music failed me. It failed our proudly and passionately cry out the chorus of our of “Brushfire Fairytales” for those president, my professors and my fellow students. alma mater: “William and Mary loved of old / Hark times I don’t want to interact with my The music is ringing loudly, but it is not true or upon the gale / Hear the thunder of our chorus / music. iiiii clear. It sounds muffled and pained, as the voices of Alma Mater hail.” courtesy photo — brushfire hypocrisy and ignorance seep their way into a once Genice Phillips is a junior at the College. She bright and promising song. The praise of our college hopes every student considers the words and meaning is soiled and tarnished with an unrecognizable tune. of the College’s Alma Mater. Simple Plan falls flat on third LP plan from page 10 length album. However, the band find comfort in pop-punk, an misses the mark. Next time, rather altogether more welcoming genre in his six-foot eight-inch grave, than taking a step in the hip-hop that forgives trite lyrics. I’m going to assume that the lyric direction, Simple Plan should iiiii actually reads “eh oh” because they’re from Canada. All Simple Plan bashing aside, the album is not entirely the band’s fault. The producers mixed the guitars and drums too loudly. Bouvier has to strain his voice to be heard, hence the Auto-Tune. The producers seem to be the wrong fit for the band. Rave-ups like “Take My Hand” and “What If” would sound better on Avril Lavigne’s next album. The more positive note is that the musicianship is executed efficiently, despite being simplistic and rarely boasting more than three chord progressions. Sadly, efficiency does not earn stars. Simple Plan aims for courtesy photo — mpfree.com radio gold on this, their third full- Canadian pop-punk band Simple Plan released it’s third album Feb. 12. Sports Editor Jeff Dooley Associate Sports Editor Miles Hilder Associate Sports Editor Andrew Pike [email protected] p o r t s Friday, February 15, 2008 Page 12 S M en’s Basketball: Tribe 64, UNCW 77 Commentary Sp o r t s in b r i e f Tribe barely Men’s Tennis Tribe jumps to no. 43 in Homesick Tribe hanging on to rankings after three wins After a weekend in which it first-round bye defeated Norfolk State, George Mason and no. 65 Northwestern, the Tribe rose two spots to no. 43 in the latest ITA rankings. The Andrew Pike win streak improved the squad’s Flat Hat Assoc. Sports Editor record to 9-3 on the season head- ing into a stretch that includes two ranked foes in the next three With four games remaining on the Tribe’s matches. Friday, the College CAA schedule, it’s time to take a look down the will host no. 72 Georgia State at road and map out where the College could land in 5 p.m., before no. 24 Rice and the seeding of the conference tournament. After James Madison come to town for its second-straight road loss, the College enters a Sunday doubleheader. the regular season’s home-stretch with two road games and two home games remaining. Women’s Gymnastics Sitting in a tie for third with UNCW in the Long named ECAC standings behind VCU and Mason, the Tribe needs Co-Gymnast of Week at least two wins for a shot at a top-four seed and a first-round bye in the CAA tournament. And with Senior Tricia Long garnered Northeastern and Delaware just one game back ECAC Co-Gymnast of the Week in fifth, the College has hungry teams in its rear- accolades after an impressive view mirror, waiting for the Tribe or Seahawks to performance this past weekend stumble so that they can steal their spot. at New Hampshire. Long turned The Road Games Remaining in a fourth-place performance in Towson — Saturday’s contest at Towson will the all-around, scoring just shy of be no easy task for the Tribe, as the Tigers gave her career high while leading the Tribe on the floor exercise. The Mason a scare Wednesday night, trimming a 20- senior also posted season-high point deficit to six before fading late. totals on the beam and the bars. Mason — The game at Mason provides a After a fourth-place finish in New Courtesy Photo — UNCW Sports Information tough test for the College. In the team’s lone Hampshire, the College will re- Senior guard Nathan Mann defends UNCW guard Daniel Fountain during Wednesday night’s 77-64 road loss. matchup of the season, the Tribe will seek its turn to play Saturday when they second-straight win at the Patriot Center Feb. 27. travel to Raleigh for the Sweet- Mason has not dropped a home conference game heart Invitational. College slips to third in CAA after second-straight road loss this season. Women’s basketball The Home Games Remaining By Andrew Pike control of the game. The College 5 of 14 from the field down the stretch. Drexel — Playing Bruiser Flint’s Dragons has College falls to JMU, drops Flat Hat Assoc. Sports Editor grabbed the game’s first lead on junior UNCW went on to record its seventh never been considered a gimme win for the Tribe. below .500 in conference forward Peter Stein’s lay-up, but by victory in its last nine contests. This matchup is no different in that sense, but it In the midst of a three-game road the time the first media timeout arrived With Fountain and Tomko drilling is a must-win for the College, considering Drexel Junior guard Dani Kell scored trip, the Tribe (13-11, 9-5 CAA) at the 15:41 mark, the Seahawks had three-pointers on the perimeter, center will enter the game with one of the CAA’s worst a season-high 19 points, but it was dropped its second-straight game, taken the lead for good. And after the Vladimir Kuljanin dominated the records. not enough to propel the Tribe falling 77-64 to the University of game’s fifth and final tie at 23-23 with paint, finishing with 10 points, 19 VCU — Conference leader and likely past James Madison University North Carolina—Wilmington (16-10, 6:05 left in the first half, the Seahawks rebounds and two blocks. conference tournament no. 1 seed VCU travels to as the Dukes beat the College 77- 9-5) Seahawks Wednesday night. The reeled off five straight points to launch For the College, Sumner led Kaplan Arena Mar. 1 for Senior Day. The teams 60 Thursday night. Senior Kyra loss drops the College into a tie with a 14-5 run that left the Tribe trailing the way, finishing with 14 points, met in December when VCU was 4-3 and the Kaylor set the Tribe’s all-time UNCW for third in the CAA. 37-28 at the break. while Stein and senior guard Nathan Tribe 1-4, but since then each team has upped its record for games played in the While the Seahawks caught fire Sophomore forward Danny Mann contributed 12 and 11 points, level of play. Eric Maynor and Jamal Shuler have loss, suiting up for her 107th both inside and outside the arc, the Sumner’s dunk with 16:40 remaining respectively. Mann, sophomore guard the ability to give the College’s backcourt all it game for the College. The Tribe returns to action Sunday when it College failed to ignite from three- trimmed the College’s deficit to eight David Schneider and senior forward can handle and more. hosts Northeastern University at point range, finishing 8-31 from long- at 45-37, but UNCW answered with Laimis Kisielius combined to shoot Ways to Clinch a Top-Four Seed Kaplan arena. Tipoff is set for 3 distance. Two members of UNCW’s another strong spurt, outscoring the 4 of 27 from the field, as the Tribe Sure-fire way — Win out. It’s an unlikely p.m. backcourt — Daniel Fountain and Tribe 13-3 over the next 4:30 minutes finished the game shooting 38.7 scenario given Laimis Kisielius’s toe injury Chad Tomko — combined for eight to take its largest lead of the game at percent. (which could potentially keep him out a week), Women’s tennis three-pointers on just 14 attempts. 58-40. Kisielius started and played 29 a road game at Mason and a date with VCU, but College drops three spots “They really can score the The College then went on a 6-0 run, minutes despite a nagging turf toe not impossible. Obviously Saturday’s game at basketball,” Head Coach Tony Shaver but for the next three minutes and 21 injury that has Shaver considering Towson becomes a must-win in this scenario. in rankings to no. 16 said in a postgame interview on the seconds neither team scored a point, shelving the senior co-captain for a Next-best — Take three out of four. Beat The College fell three spots to Tribe radio network. “I thought at our as the Tribe failed to capitalize on week to get healthy again. Sophomore Towson and Drexel and steal a game from Mason no. 16 in the latest ITA Poll after place we did a great job defending any of UNCW’s empty possessions. forward Steven Hess did not make the or VCU. Tribe has a better chance of beating just dropping a pair of matches at the them. Tonight it was a combination of Sumner converted a three-point play trip to Wilmington due to a sprained one, but the odds are still not in their favor. ITA National Indoor Team Cham- them shooting the ball very well, and that capped a 9-0 Tribe run, bringing ankle. Get lucky — Split the last four games, beating pionship this past weekend. The we weren’t great defensively.” the College to within nine with 7:15 The Tribe will finish its road trip Towson and Drexel, and hope the teams behind squad fell to no. 7 University of The first half saw back-and-forth remaining. The Seahawks then took with a 4 p.m. contest Saturday at the Tribe falter. Miami and no. 14 University of action as each team tried to take control, however, as the Tribe finished Towson University. Most Likely Scenario Notre Dame before defeating host The Tribe takes two of its last four and finishes University of Wisconsin to salvage at 11-7 in the conference. Given the difficult a 1-2 record on the trip and fall to finishing stretch of UNCW and the relatively easy 5-3 on the season. The Tribe will Home sweet home path for Delaware, the College could find itself in look to bounce back when they After posting impressive home wins against Northeastern a three-way tie for third place and possibly find host no. 24 University of Arkan- itself on the outside looking in at a top-four seed. sas Friday, before facing no. 64 and UNCW earlier this season, the Tribe has struggled in its two recent road losses to the Huskies and Seahawks. Pike’s Projected Final CAA Standings* Colorado University a day later. 1. Virginia Commonwealth 16-2 The Harvard University Crimson 2. George Mason 13-5 will then be in town for a Monday Home Away Total FG percentage 40.2 percent 35.2 percent 3. Delaware 11-7 match. 3-pt FG percentage 32.8 percent 25.5 percent 4. UNC Wilmington 11-7 —By Matt Poms and Miles Scoring by Kisielius, 60 points 41 points 5. Tribe 11-7 Hilder. Mann and Schneider 6. Northeastern 10-8 Turnover margin +18 +2 7. Old Dominion 10-8 *Based on tiebreak rules in CAA Media Guide Left: Senior forward Laimis Kisielius. Right: Sophomore guard David Schneider. Sc h e d u l e Photos by Alex Haglund, The Flat Hat. E-mail Andrew Pike at [email protected].

Fri., Feb. 15 From the Sidelines woMen’s tennis ARKANSAS — 12 p.m. men’s tennis NCAA tourney’s bogus bubble system in need of reforms GEORGIA STATE — 5 p.m. others communicate in bubble speak. Southern Conference, a perennial one-bid league, Sat., Feb. 16 Carl Siegmund The March Madness bubble watch unofficially kicks which sent Davidson to the tourney, even though the Track and field off in early January when conference play commences. Mountaineers beat them in the regular season. Then, Flat Hat Assoc. News Editor The whole ordeal is then dragged out for two and half the committee ingeniously decided that a mediocre 18- @ Carolina Chick-Fil-A Invitational — Chapel Hill, N.C. months before the tournament’s field of 65 teams is 12 Stanford team, which finished sixth in the Pac-10 woMen’s tennis revealed on “Selection Sunday.” and lost seven of their final 11 games, merited a spot COLORADO — 12 p.m. I’ve spent years ridiculing ESPN college What’s ridiculous about the bubble watch is not in the tourney. MEN’s basketball basketball commentator Dick Vitale. His analysis of simply its extended duration, but also its ability to Part of the mess could be alleviated if ESPN @ Towson — 4 p.m. a game rarely develops beyond “That’s awesome, sustain the tournament hopes of average teams in major Bracketbusters decided to pair mid-major bubble teams woMEN’s gymnastics baby!” For some, his shrill shtick is reason to hit conferences. According to ESPN’s weekly bubble watch, with major conference bubble teams instead of the @ Sweetheart Invitational — the mute button. But in the wake of his two-month there are currently ten teams in the mix for an at-large current format. Despite improving tournament resumes Raleigh, N.C. — 7 p.m. absence from the broadcasting booth, I discovered tournament berth from the Big East. On paper, the for some, Bracketbusters does little to help small that college basketball coverage is pretty monotonous schools look formidable, as each maintains an RPI rating conference schools in the hunt for an at-large bid. Case Sun., Feb. 17 without Vitale’s trademark calls, catchphrases and in the top 65. But on paper, every team from a major in point was last year’s Drexel team, which desperately men’s tennis cheerleading. conference is above average, including those under needed a huge RPI ratings boost after losing on the road RICE — 10 a.m. What’s refreshing about Dickie V is that he .500. With 31 conferences in Division I and only 34 at- to the College in mid-February. They beat Creighton JAMES MADISON — 4 p.m. doesn’t pollute the airwaves with the same subject his large bids being awarded by the selection committee, in their Bracketbusters match-up, but likely needed a woMen’s lacrosse colleagues debate nightly. Is your favorite team “on the including more than five teams from a major conference signature win over a major conference team to secure a BINGHAMTON — 1 p.m. bubble,” hoping for a bid into the NCAA tournament? on any given bubble is a snub for successful mid-major tourney bid. woMEN’s basketball If so, chances are high that they’re being scrutinized by basketball programs. While Vitale’s man crushes on big programs like NORTHEASTERN — 3 p.m. bracketologists. And the odds are greater that if you’re More at-large bids should be given to schools Duke have been well documented, he’s also an avid a fan of a mid-major program, the same analysts are from mid-major conferences. The NCAA thinks supporter of mid-majors. Last year, he campaigned for Mon., Feb. 18 overlooking your team’s achievements. It’s more than otherwise. Last year, the selection committee relegated Old Dominion and Drexel to get at-large bids. Even men’s GOLF frustrating to watch. a 22-7 Appalachian State team to the NIT even though he doesn’t have a solution for the bubble mess, @ Rice Intercollegiate But for Vitale, scrutiny is not his mantra. What though they won 12 of their final 14 games and beat his love for the underdog is a welcome respite in a sport woMEN’s tennis his broadcasts lack in substance, they make up for in U.Va., Vanderbilt and VCU in their non-conference that heavily favors Goliaths. HARVARD — 1 p.m. passion and energy. While he cheers on the sidelines, schedule. Their only sin was being a member of the E-mail Carl Siegmund at [email protected].