Elections Are Haughty Queen Mlartha, Assisted by Oily Lord Birten, the Foreign Minlister, and Proved Stating "That the Institute Com- for Next' Year Only

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Vol. LII. No. 24 CAMBRIDGE, MASS., FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 1932 Price Five Cents I I DORM COMMITTEE TECH - IN- TURKEY PLEDGES SUPPORT PROJECT DROPPED Premier of ""QueensHusband IN INVESTIGATION FOR COMING YEAR Gieen Before Full House of Institute Committee Receives Will Send No Repiresentative I Resolution Passed By To Turkey Until 1933, Student G~roup TF. C. A. Plans Faculty Memners and Guests ; MUCH ROUTINE BUS5INESS TECHICABIN IS CAUSE I - I NEW MANAGERS FOR MUSICAL CLUBS Student Committee Empowered At a special meeting of the Cabinet and ELECTED IN SECRECY LAST MONTH SHERWOOD'S PLAY To Inlvestigate; Will Advisory Board of the Technology Chris- III ,, Report Mlonday tian Association held Wednesday evening, BRINGS LAUGHTER. the Cabinet passed the following motion: HEARTY APPLAUSE Supporting the Institute Committee in "That the department of Tech-in-Turkey its stand to identify the authors of the suspend for one year the sending of a rep- banned Filter Paper, the Dormitory Com- resentative to Robert College." Performance Wins Enthusiastic mittee, representing the undergraduate This action was finally decided upon in Reception From First group livring in the Technology Dormi- order to meet the decreased budget. Night Audience tories, passed the following resolution last Furthermore, the money voted in the Mfonday which was transmitted to the spring to send the representative is not 2 MO RE PERFORMANCES Institute Commuittee in a letter yesterday subscribed until the following fall drive. afternoon: Since there is difficulty in predicting next Before a full house of Institute pro- Resolved: "That the publication of the fall's drive due to subnormal conditions, fessors turned first-niglitcrs, the Drama- Filter Paper by certain students residing the present Cabinet feels that the judicious I shop last night gave the first performance in the Dormitories, in violation of the policy is to decrease the Tech-in-Turkey of "The Queen's Husband" in the Com- decree of the Institute Cortutittee and budget for one year and put this fall's mons Room at Rogers. The audience of the President of the Institute wvas without drive amount towards the representative Faculty members and their wives, includ- the sanction or the k-nowledge of the Dor- sent the next summer. ing President Xarl T. Compton and Dr. mitory Committee. The Dormitory Com- T.C.A. Will Continue Project in 1933 Samuel C. Prescott, applauded enthusi- mittee wvishes to go on record as upholding It has always been the policy of the astically a production which was thor- such disciplinary action as may be taken T.C.A. to include in its regular program oughly enjoyable throughout, containing against the offenders to protect the prin- this Tech-in-Turkey project. The T.C.A. a number of excellent individual per- ciples of student government." has long felt that the sending of a rep- formances. Ihe Dormitory Committee stated that resentative to Robert College wvas a The central figure is the Queen's hus- Ithis resolution was passed to show that it worthy cause for expenditure. As men- band, King Eric VIITI who is unfitted, is solidly behind the Institute Committee tioned in the above paragraph, the T.C.A. JOHN STRENG '33 OMAR H. SOMERS '33 both by temperament and by marriage, in anly action it mzay take. does not mean to discontinue its Tech-in- for his job. His major interest is playing Empower Executive Committee Turkey program for good; it merely in- checkers with his chief footman, while At the samne meeting a motion wvas ap- tends to deviate from its regular custom MIusical1 Clubs Board Elections Are haughty Queen Mlartha, assisted by oily Lord Birten, the Foreign Minlister, and proved stating "That the Institute Com- for next' year only. In 1933, the rep- I mittee empower the Executive Committee resentative will once more be sent out. Announced Following Long Secrecy bombastic General NTorthrup, the Prime There are several good reasons why : Minister, rule the realm with an iron hand. to sit as an official investigating committee II concerning the publication of a Filter such an action wvas necessary. One cause His daughter, Princess Anne, contracts JOBHN4 STRENG AND secretary; but her Paper; that it arrange the charges and is the -recent decrease in next year's Design Details love with the King's mother plans a marriage of state so one present recommendations to the Institute budget. Tech-in-Turkey annually requires ON&AR SOMERS ARE Prince William of Greck, philandering Commnittee." $1,200 for expenses and is of such nature df New V-8 Ford heir to a throne. Results of the investigation will be pre- that either all of this amount or none must CHOSEN MANAGERS Henry A. Cashman '34 is King Eric. sented at a special closed meeting of the be appropriated. Consequently, though Appear In T.E.IN. As such it is his duty to run at the beck Institute Committee to be held in the all the other items of the T.C.A. may be 1 Wheelock Concert And Danace and call of Her Majesty, to hear her clar- West Lounge of Walker Memorial at 5 scaled down to a minimum, the Tech-in- Will Be Held Tonight By acteristic greeting, "Well, where have you o'clock Monday afternoon. The recom- Turkey project still requires over a thou- been!"; to comfort his daughter and take menidations of the Executive Committee sand dollars. Combined Clubs Institute Magazine Has Scoop; orders from his Prime Minister, meanwhile 'will be made at that time. The Tech Cabin wvas the consideration Makes Two-Day Advance of primary importance. The construction OLD1 DANCES ARE REVIVED making sundry philosophical observations Is Test of Authority of this cabin cost the T.C.A. six thousand In Date Of Issue on the trials and tribulations of kings. Members of the Institute Committee dollars. The T.C.A. still owes $5,100 on After two weeks of secrecy surrounding His was the most consistently enjoyable are of the opinion that the controversy 1 this debt and the Cabinet and Advisory the election of the new managing board of performance of the evening. caused by the appearance of the Filter 1 Board feel that before supporting foreign the Combined Musical Clubs, which wvas The cast made few mistakes, and gave Paper is a test of the authority of student held1 under the new constitution of the Tech Eigigbeerinlg Ne-xus has secured a interests, they ought first to be sure that evidence of talent and training. The male government at Technology and that every 1 scoop in a technical story on the new they wtill be able to handle matters of so Clubs, formal announcement of new offi- parts were the most successful; in par- effort should be made to protect the good 1 much more direct interest to the student cers will be made tonight at the Wheelock Ford V-8, the first article of its kind to ticular, Charles W. Ball '34, as Prince name of the undergraduate organization. concert1 and dance. John Streng '33 was body as a whole. appear in Newv England. In order to get William, drew deserved applause at the Inl addition to the action taken in regard elected1 general manager and Omar H. end of his short performance on the stage. the story while interest runs high, the to Filter Paper the Institute Comnmittee Somers '33 will have charge of the newly- James J. Souder '36, as Lord Birten, was to transacted a large amount"of routine busi- createdI office of concert manager. date of publication has been advanced a delightfully wily Foreign Minister. Ger- ness. Appointments to the Freshman Scabbard and Bl1a-de Streng, who is a graduate of the Webb next Monday. Editor-in-Chief Donald G. ald C. Hudson '35, was a swaggering, Rules Committee and the elections of Electionas Will Be School, of iBellbuckle, Tennessee, lives in Fink '33 has attempted to present the hypocritically patriotic, bloodthirsty officers of the Combined Musical Clubs Louisville, Kentucky. He is the division more important features of the Ford Prime Minister. and of the M.L.T.A.A. were accepted. The Announlced Tonight manager for the T.C.A., a member of the sensation, and has included a number of Feminine Honors resignation of Arthur N. Rinehimer '32, Dorclan and the Baton Societies, and was Priscilla Bacon's "Princess Annie," and chairman of the Points System Committee, previously stage manager of the Musical unique photographs. Short Ceremony Of Saber Drill I Nathalia Ulman's "Queen Martha" car- wvas also accepted, and Roger P. Congdon Clubs. When interviewed regarding his Will Follow Acceptance Second in Series ried off the feminine honors. The latter '33, was appointed acting-chairman of aims for the coming year he stated that By New Mien was impressive in stage presence, the that group. he intended to promote especially more Second in the series of articles by Pro- former sincere and practical. Norman M. The appointment of William Brock- Sunday concerts similar to those which fessor Frederick K. Morris on "The Earth Johnson '34, as the old footman, was stiff niann '34, and Gorham K. Crosby '34 to Despite rumors that Scabbard and proved so popular this year. and Its Creation," is also included among with age and the dignity of his station. the Elections Committee was approved. Blade would discard the customary Somers, the new concert manager, is a the features of the April publication. In Charles H. Fischer, as the King's sec- The formal report of the Junior Prom "~pledging" ceremonies which accompany resident of Watertown and prepared at this Professor Morris relates another retary, was Handsome and humble, an Committee, submitted by Richard L. Ftos- the election of new men to the organiza- the Rindge Technical School. excellent partner for the Princess. sett '33, president of the Junior Class, was tion, officers of the group stated definitely The concert program follows: chapter in the making of the world. The Unusual "properties" featuring the play accepted. The meeting adjourned after last night that they would follow the cus- series has created much interest among Combined Glee Clubs are bursts of gunfire, bombs falling with- tom of past years in announcing the names I setting April 28 as the date for the next To God on High Be Thanks and Praise many of the student body and Faculty. Or newly-chosen men at their ball tonight. out, falling plaster and shattering glass. meeting. - Decius Meanwhile all names are being carefully lThe particular topic covered is the period An unobtrusive musical background is Wassail Song -Vanughn~ Williams guarded by the Society in order that they of planet formation and the preparation introduced in some scenes, and in others (Continued on page two) may be a surprise when the ceremony is of conditions suitable for life. The moon makes ludicrous comment at the entrance Committee For Freshman - I held. and its origin, occupies much of the dis- of certain characters. Rules Is Given Approval At a suitable time during the course of cussion. Following are the names of the the evening's festivities, a ruffle of drums EXTRA ! BONFIRE! men whose appointment to the will announce the reading of the names of Hugmaniics Professor Contnbutes Investigate Publication Freshmen Rules Committee was the men to be honored. The men chosen Spring, much study, and the sug- Professor F. Alexander Magoun, reveals Of Filter Paper Today approved at a meeting of the Insti- gestion received from the concrete tute Committee yesterday. will be asked to step forward and will be mixer used at the tennis courts, what we may expect from twsentieth "The Executive Committee of the questioned concerning their willingness to may be the reason for a bonfire be- century psychological research. Mr. Nor- Institute Committee, which has Howard L. Reichart '34 join. A short drill will follow, with the tween the new dormitories and the been formally authorized to investi- Eastman Laboratory Building last mand Litchfield of Newv York, a prom- Edward P. Bromley '34 new men performing the saber drill at the gate the publication of the "Filter Arthur O. Williams, Jr. '34 night. A large and enthusiastic inent engineer for the Pennsylvania Paper," will be in session in Room Constantine S. Dadakis '34 command of the old members. crowd surged around the burning G-206 of the Dormitories from 2 to John R. Newell '34 The ball is being held at the University pile, under which were two dil- Railroad, discusses the opportunities for 6 o'clock this afternoon, to meet Samuel T. Orton, Jr. '36 Club on Trinity Place, Boston. Beginning apidated automobiles, but the scene a young technical or scientific graduate and hear any and all persons who John B. Ballard '36 at 9 o'clock and continuing until 2 in the of activities was soon transferred are involved in any way in this Philip P. Johnston '35 to the steps of Walker where the in the vast ramifications of the railroad matter. At the conclusion of this morning, the ball is open to all. Ranny Hal L. Bemnis '35 concrete mixer chugged away mer- systems, showing how the present finan- meeting the charges and recom- John T. Cheney, Jr. '35 Weeks, who played for the Junior Prom a rily in the center of a large group, mendations will be prepared." Joseph L. Fisher '35 month ago, will furnish music for the when THIE TECH went to press. cial depression opens the way for newvr (Signed) DONALD B. GILMAN. affair. Admission will be $2.50 per couple. _S _~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ideas. L I Page Two THE TECH Friday, April 8, 1932 I I I A Record -n --r -- Officidl News MUSICAL CLUBS ELECT of Continuous DORM MEN ! 4:$ Organ of the STRENG AND SOMERS Home-Cookied Food News Service far Undrgraduates Served Daily at Over Fifty Years U-abl I. i:. of M. (Continuedfrom page one) Lydia Lee's Luncheon r Wheelock Glee Club Oranges and Lemons -Old English Song Open 7.00 A.M. -3.00 P.M. MASSACHUSETS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY Opposite Aeronautical Laboratory Tvhe Lonely Pine - Rachlmaninof MANAGING BOARD OFFICES OF THEE TECH M.I.T. Glee Club J.G. Hayes '33 .. -...... General Manager Walker Memorial, Cambridge, Mass. I .By Grace of God, and the indulgence Fight -Finnish Student Song H3H.Whitton '33 ...... Editor News and Editorial-Room 3, Walker Requiem - Bantock TECH STUDENTS D.HI. Clewell '33...... Managing Editor Telephone, University 7029 of the managers of the Dramashop, to say D. B. Smith '3$ ...... Business Manager nothing of the pull of THE TECH higher- Song of the Jolly Roger wila Jind the Business -Room 302, Walker I -Chudleigh-Candish -ups, whatever they are, the Lounger for- ASSOCIATE BOARD Telephone, Universit~y 7415 M.I.T. Instrumental Club sook the thin white light of scholarship to C.S. Dad+aldcs'34...... News Editor 1Printers' Telephone, University 5650 Luspiel. - Kcler-Bela WRIGHT AND DITSON W.L. Wise, Jr. '34 ...... Features Edit-or witness backstage life at the opening night Blue Danube - Strauss ATHLETIC EQUIPMENT W.Gregg P~ry '34 ...... Make-up Editor -1 of "The Queen's Husband," the old fakir. Loin du Bal - Gillet H. R. Plass '34 ...... -Spartz Editor ISUBSCRIPTION PRICE $2.50 per Year Anad thus it comes. the best and most practical W. R. Churchill '!34. Advertising Manager L'Automne et L'Hiver - Glazounov N. B. Yrim 64...... Business Service Mgr. Published every Tuesday, and Friday dur- that can be produced W. Brown '34 ...... Circulation Manager ing the College year, except during And the Lounger must use precious M.I.T. Glee Club Quality ceountsI - ~~College vacations space to say that it was worth it, worth Lullaby - Brahms EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT almost anything, in fact. Ah, gentle John Peel -English Hunting Song Entered as Second Class Matter at tche Vheelock Glee Club Editorial Board Boston Post Office reader, if only you could have witnessed C. W. Sweetser'33 W. L. Sheppard '33 the sigh of relief that arose when General Whither - Schubert P. W. Wehmiller '33 1?. W. Eressmnan '33 Member Eastern Intercollegiate lirhe Tinker's Song -London Crye Newspaper Association Northrup remembered to order the Night Editors bombers into action; if you, too, could Combined Glee Clubs Paul Cohen '34 P. A. Daniel '34 have felt the clamminess of the leading Swansea. Townl - Arranged by Holst D. Horvitz '34 T. M. Rimbach '34 BUINSESS S;ERVICE DEPARTMENT lady's hands (sorry, Nathalia, but jooty Entrance of Peers ("Iolanthe") -Sullivan BASEBALL, TENNIS, GOLF, TRACK, Photographic Editor B. Goldfarb '34, Associate Manager J. D. Hossfeld '35 is jooty) as she went on the stage for her I POLO, ARCHERY and FENCING D. A. Robbins '34 - lines, if you could have lighted the Sec- Bathing Suits Swimming Suiits Reporters CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT retary's cigarette, between the acts- MIDNIGHT SHOW Camp Clothing Bicycles Athletic Underwear I. S. Banquer '35 M. H. Weiss '35 J. D,.DuRoss '35 then, gentle reader, would you have Tennis IRackets Restrung H. H. Dow '35 M. Hecht, Jr. '35 known the warmth that suffused the Every Friday Night at the J. P. Mather '35 T.M. Kilroy '35 (Send for Catalog) J S. Slosson '35 A. S. Mason'35 ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT cockles of the Lounger's heart as he wan- OLD HO:WA1RD S. T. Orton, Jr. '35 W. H. Stocksmayer '35 A. M. Heintz '34, Associate Manager dered amongst the actors, stealing lines A little Burlesque now and then is WRIGHT AND DITSON R. B. Woolf '35 R. E. Stanfield '35 J. L. Fisher '35 W. H. Rostan '35i for his dirty old copy. As the Lounger enjoyed by the best of men. Follow 1300 Massachusetts Avenue, Cambridge looks back on it all, however, it was the the throng-,-- you can't go wrong. 344 Washington Street, Boston leading lady's hands that caused the most ' ' In S l X~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In Charge of thlis Issue: HamiltonI H. Dow '35 suffusion (jooty before sediment again, I Miss Ulman). STUDENTS SUPIDORT THEIR AUTHORITY But there was Tragedy stalking amongst this homelike scene, too, laying his blight- SPECIAL THE Institute Committee of the Massachusetts Institute of inlg hand on the innocent merriment of Technology Undergraduate Association, through its Execu- these charming peoples. I speak, s-uh, of tive Committee, has during the past few days been engaged in an old T. Kresser himself, known in song and WVALKER GRILL activity which is to protect the good name of this institution and witty story throughout our ancient halls. its student government. In direct contradiction to the expressed Kresser, you must know, is the intelli- recommendation of the student governing organization that such gentsia leader of a hoi polloi revolution, CLAM CHOWDER and as such, appears before his public a paper not appear this spring, certain members of the under- BROILED SIRLOIN STEAK graduate body published and placed on sale a Filter Paper. This with a most scholarly and professorial action on the part of a very few students was contrary to the beard, a la graduated Van Dyke. Well, as FRESH MUSHROOMS wishes of the student body at large, which for the most part was I started to say, poor old Kresser was FRIED SWETS FRESH EGG PLANT sitting there amongst the backstage whis- ROLL AND BUTTER opposed to such a paper or indifferent to the whole matter. pers, perched out of harm's way on a high W~hile at timnes it may appear that the student group has little . SS5CENTS. interest in undergraduate organizations, when an occasion of stool, disconsolately fingering his beard. special interest a-rises, the majority of the Institute undergraduates Sneaking up behind him, that old may be depended on to support their own governing body in the neanie, the Lounger, heard him remark FRIDAY 12 -2 proper regulation of student affairs. The Institute Commnittee in in conversation, "Gee, I've always wanted its efforts to identify the amateur publishers who issued the (Confsinued on page four) i ILI "yellow journal" has the support of the greater portion of the stu- I dent body. Whenever an occasion has arisen at Technology when I I the prestige of the undergraduate government has been threatened L. by a small bout vociferous minority, the student body has spoken ;JORDAN MVARSH COMPANY as a mass and supported its representatives in any action taken. He The immediate activity of the Institute Committee in this instance l will receive student commendation and support. 5 STORE fIor ENSl The Undergraduate Association of the Institute is probably 1lE~~~i1 A Separate -Store in a Separate Bidn~~1z unique among college gosvernmnents for the almost perfect freedom from Faculty control tunder which it operates. This trust of the Faculty and Administration has not beent-nisplaced. The students have timhe and again demonstrated that they can properly manage Sp.ring T-IE andHS their affairs. Some form of g:overning body is essential to any society, I national, community, or institutional. The students have shown I themsels es to be on the side of those who exercise control so long as this power is not abused, and the population of this country has also so indicated itself. The American nation as a whole is a All Silk, Fully Lined peace-lov~ing group and one which will maintain its traditions and ideals of harmnony wi-thin the ranks and respect for the duly conl- Plain Color Cravats stituted authority. Those echo flaunt this authority do so contrary to the majority opinion -which will support those in control in wrhatev~er action may be taken. The people of America are funda- 3 for$2.75 ment-ally ag:ainst those echo would tear down its institutions, and 95 c Regularly$1.50 the students are an important part of this people. The most popular tie we've ever had ! EXPERUIENCE SPEAKS Pure silk and silk-lined throughout. 'TvITH the submitting, of the formal report of the 19032 Junior Plain crepes and baratheas, with a Prom Committee to the Institute Committee yesterday after- choice of 18 colors. All with resilient noon, the affairs of this group which annually enters upon its duties weith little or no preparation for or acquaintance faith1 its work- construction for long,, smooth wear. weere brought to a close for another year. In submitting the report Richard L. Fossett, Jr. '3.3, chairman of the Committee, read the 0 brief yet important recommendations. The Committee feels that if these recommendations a-re followed a more successful Prom -will result. Having the experience of conducting-the most recent of New! Imported French this, the outstanding social event of the year, the Committee is in a position to lmnow what should be done to better the Prom, and Lisle Half Hose their sugg-estions should carry considerable -weight with the Com.- mittee of next spring. The Prom Committee of 19332 has recommended to its suc- $ .00 cessor but one definite change: that the price of the Prom be Regularly $2 reduced to six or seven dollars. In addition to this direct recom.- mendati~on, the Committee makes numerous suggestions all of which would improve the Prom. These include such things as Smart as the great boulevards are these havting a smaller number of dances but having, them all, a smaller imported half-hose from the shops expenditurefor an orchestra, and perhaps the elimination of favors, of Gerald Fortier. Full fashioned and but the Committee says that in no case should changes be made hand-clocked in contrasting shades. 'which w ill cause the Prom tolose its significance as the outstanding social event of the Technology calendar. These suggestions meet ml Black, navy, gray, tan, beige or powder. with popular approval, for they are all. such that they would Furnishings -Street Floor-Store for Men improv e the Junior Prom. . . I __ ,, , i, ,. , . . . .1_, _ , , I __,, , , j~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IFriday, April 8, 1932 THE T}ECH Page Three r -- ______-A_ I I Elliot Bradford '34, John Carey '34, Pey- :YALE TO BE FIRST DATE CHOSEN FOR Letters Awarded toxi Cooper '34, Emile Sztucinski '34, and Walton Lunch Co. bo Athletes For Proctor Wetherill '34. FOE OF ENGINEERS SPRING ELECTIONS Straight 'IT" to Swimmers 420 Tremont Street Four swimmers were given the straight 629 Washington Street Work On Terams ;Bearvers To Meet Men Of Eli In Committee has officially 30 Haymarket Square "T" and three the "sTt" for their efforts The Institute approved Saturday, April 23, as the day 6 Pearl Street in the tank. The men winning the higher Opening Race Of Season i!4 Tremont Street Twelve Men Presented With the award were Louis Flanders, Jr. '33, Howell At Derby on which nominations for class officers 1083 Washington Street Straight T; Twenty Others '32, James E. Turner '33, and will close, and Wednesday, April 27, as 44 Scollay Square T. Lykes S3Q Massachusetts Avenue Al80 Honored Fred Vaughan '34. The men to win the the day for elections. At this time All Scheduled to meet Yale on the 23d, the class officers for the next academic year IL 19 School Street "s~t" were A. P. Bencks, Jr. '34, A. M. Technology oarsmen are undergoing some 437 Boylston Street will be selected. 1080 Boylston Street In recognition to their performance in Heintz '34, and G. O. Henning'33. real training. Bill Haines is pushing the While no definite statement on elec- S4 Bromfield Street the sports in which they have participated Only one wrestler was given any award various crews hard during their afternoon tioneering has yet been issued by the 540 Commonwealth Avenue during this season, thirty-two men were at this time, and that was Philip Negus workouts and his efforts are having a very 204 Dartmouth Street Institute Committee, this matter is sched- awarded letters of varying degrees. The '32, who received the straight "T." noticeable effect on their performance. 105 Causeway Street uled for discussion at the meeting Monday letters were varied in accordance to the Several time trials have been held over Gym Team Stars Rewarded afternoon. If the Elections Committee, standard of the men's work. the Henley distance, and though the ac- in relay Three gymnasts were presented with which directs the elections, is so in- I15~ Commonwrealth Avenue Recognizing their performance tual results are withheld, it is apparent the straight "T" for their performance on structed by the Institute Committee, team work, John W. Jewett '32, Alfred A. around the boathouse that they have CA!MBRTDGP, Mulliken '32, H. Rees Schwarz '34, Wil- the Technology varsity gym team. These electioneering will be permitted this proved far from disappointing. 78 Massachlusetts Avenue liamn A. Hall '34, and W~alter Wrigley '34 men were D. R. Treadwell '33, Ivan A. spring. The training schedule as it now stands were awarded the letter 1"aTa"' by the Getting'33, and Capt. Eric A. Ericson '32. Also recognized for their ability on the calls for two practices a day during the M.I.T.A.A. vacation. Coach Haines plans to get the gym team and presented with the "g~t" I Straight 'IT" for Basketeers were K. B. Bissel '34, J. M. Flaitz '34, men on the Basin by about 11 o'clock in MENFS -STODDER SHOES Hoopmen of outstanding ability and of A. E. Hudson '34, R. M. Lewis '34, and the morning and 3 o'clock in the afternoon. value to the Engineer varsity were given R. Rafter'32. Besides the workouts, which have proved the right to wear the highest letter award so entertaining to motorists on Memorial Drive, the hard-working oarsmen have of the Institute, the straight "T". These Two Million Dollars "Johcnston & Murphy" Shoes mnen where three in number, being Eugene been taking runs of varying lengths to Western Reserve University was be- keep themselves in shape. O'Brien '34, H. L. Johnson '32, and Adam at the Sysko '33. queathed $2,000,000 in the will of the At present the varsity boat is composed In addition to the above, four men were late Samuel Mather, Cleveland industrial of the following men: l, Pleasant; 2, Re- given the IbTM" letter. They included leader, who died recently. He had already gan; 3, Torbit; 4, Cork; 5, Mliller; 6, Hap- NEW LOW PRICES, $X0.50 anrd $12.58 Timothy Coffey '32, Fred Feustel '33, given large sums to the university, espe- good; 7, Glenn; 8, Lawrence; Cox, 4C.V. Hale '32, and A. H. Orr '32. cially to the University Hospitals Group. DunlaIp II Bell Given Straight 'IT" I These splendid new models for Spring wear Dick Bell, Technology's star sprinter, E;:LBEKY MO@TO13R COMPANY9eNC was rewarded for his efforts also. The 299 PROSPECT STREET, CAMBRIDGE Telephone, Porter 3820 are now ready for your selection given the Mr. Geo. H. Hardy, Salesman, Formerly of M. E. Department, Invites You Sophomore trackmanl was For Demonstration of New Ford straight "T." Fill in the space, and we will place your name on the Preferred Demonstration List Five of the Institute's fighters were re- varded with the "bTt" for their work Name ...... I _ COES & STODDER I -6th gloves in the ring, these men being Address...... elep ho n e 10o and 14 SCHOOL STREET I I

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vr Page Four THE TECH Friday, April 8, 1932 I = I -I- --- v I I ,e - I --- -· I II I --u --·- ------9 12 I .1 Texas RangerSays ADCoo9 T a"Go- C9# C*on CA+D9" G4a, C*Z a C+9 Real Home Cooking Psyc ozogy Needed THERE gLOUNGER SPECIAL DINNERS, EVERY OFFICIAL BULLETINSZ G1+oG_ Go+_ 91_ CI+ C+9 C1+DC#D 11G+9 GI" Ca#dC11- In Use Of Revolver I EVENING AT 40 and 50 CENTS OF GENERAL INTEREST- W -- A (Continued from page two) Try Us Tonight to have one like this." There followed Physics and Physical Chemistry Massachusetts Institute of Technology Demonstrates Various Methods silence and more beard-fingering, then a THE TECH DELICATESSEN Friday, April 8, 4.30 p.m., Room 4-231 Of Firing With Old .45 sigh of regret and finally, defensively, Six-Shooter Lecture by Professor P. Debye. "Well, it would only take a couple of -- -- - _ years, anyway." Shed a silent tear, dear CONT. Colloquium Electrical Engineering Department "Texas Jack" Sullivan, former Texas reader, for ambition and a young man's Monday, April 11, and Tuesday, April 12, 2.00 p.m., Room 10-275 Ranger and National Revolver Instructor prayer, early frustrated. fine arts DAIL now of the International Mr. E. H. Bancker, Central Station Engineering Department, General Electric Association of Police Chiefs, was a guest last night of the Army The Lounger was bitterly disappointed Company, will lead this colloquium which is to be on "Protective Relaying." ccDER ANDERE" Ordnance Association at a dinner meeting at the sound effects. Instead of the nice Open to Seniors, graduate students, Junior honors students, and members of the in the North Hall of Walker Memorial. shells going wheeeeeeeep, bam-bop, with (THE MAN WITHIN) instructing staff of the department of Electrical Engineering. the prompter bouncing on the stage at He spoke on the "Psychology of Gun FRITZ KORTNER IS SUPERB Play" and supplemented his talk with odd moments, there was a horrid trans- demonstrations of the various methods of cription thing which gave a perfectly per- IN THIS FILM OF A VITAL revolver shooting of which he spoke. The fect effect of a nassy old bomber dropping PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEM!

C-A-L-E-N-D-A-R shooting was done at an almost incredible things about the players' ears. Even the -- ~~ .'. speed. higher realms of dramatic art, yes I said Friday, April 8 In his speech, Texas Jack stated that art, are sooner or later invated by that the Eighteenth Amendment was not the by-product of the Ford factory, standard- 4.30 p.m. - Lecture by Professor P. Debye, Room 4231. cause of the recent crime wave to any ex- ization. 5.00 p.m. - Chess Team Meeting and Match, Faculty Dining Hall of Walker tent. Already this wave has practically Memorial. The Lounger perceives, upon reading wiped itself out, he said. "Elements of the work of his favorite author in the last 8.30 p.m. - Musical Clubs Concert and Dance in Main Hall of Walker Memorial. evil cannot exist for any great time in a edition, that the editors were just mean clean people," said the speaker, to explain Saturday, April 9 enough to cut off one of his little anec- why the crime wave has almost wiped it- dotes right in the middle, and so end the 9.00 p.m. - Basketball Game and Dance in Main Hall of Walker Memorial. self out. Evil devours itself. column on a rising note. The story in- ZI Five years ago, the speaker stated, there I volved the Queen, who perked up in the ...... I were over 2900 men in the country who middle of the coach's speech, by courtesy TRACK MlEN HOLD were on lists as out-and-out killers. In a Undergraduate Notices of Professor Fuller, when that worthy was recent list only 300 men were named. The ...... --..-.-...... - c- .Gu ...... asking for a nice, ornate cigar-box for the reason was that most of the killers had PRACTICE TODAY King not to lake cigars from. JUNIOR BASEBALL annihilated each other, without any great Baseball practice for the team of the Coach Hedlund Plans Handicap effort on the part of the law. Possibly inspired by the word ornate, Junior Class on Saturday afternoon at Events Saturday If The our Queen immediately broke the em- Our 1 o'clock. All Juniors interested urged to Eight Men Clean Up Southwest Stage is all set for Weather Holds barrassed silence that followed to say, be present. Bring gloves ready to play. As a result of gun psychology, the "Well, anyway, I have a swell candelabra Spring! Bats provided. First game Monday at Coach Oscar Hedlund has planned a speaker said, eight men were able to clean home. It holds seven candles, too." Well, New 5 o'clock with Sophomores. Game be- stiff practice session for his track squad Spring styles - and up the Southwest. They made towns good to make a point to the story, the first tween Seniors and freshmen will be held tomorrow afternoon, and if the weather new lowered prices! in a half hour. What they did was to ride thing the Lounger noticed was the can- tonight at 5 o'clock. permits he may run a few handicap events. into a town, get the attention of several delabra, blazing in full seven-candle- Aided by the typical spring weather, the BEAVER CLUB hundred notorious, would-be killers, and power glory, just to the left of the stage. New lowered prices have been effected runners are rounding into condition much There will be a Beaver Club meeting at give them till 8 o'clock of the following That is, after the Queen pridefully pointed by a number of causes. faster than was expected. The caretakers 6 o'clock tonight in the jewel Room of the morning to leave town. Fear made them out her little contribution to your humble The reduced price of the Pound Sterl- have spent the last week smoothing and Hotel Brunswick. The meeting is informal leave. correspondent. ing, for one; an alert buying policy when rolling the cinder path and it is in the best and all members are invited. One must use psychology in using a gun. - - fine worstcds and cheviots were at their condition of the season. For instance, when a gun is drawn, it is a lowest, for another. INFIRMARY LECTURE Coaches Bowie and Hedlund have a grave error for the drawer to step forward. Certain other economies a large organ- Dr. B. E. Sibley will give a lecture, wealth of material from which to pick the In frisking a person, one must make sure ization can effect without in any way varsity "Colds," this afternoon at 5 o'clock in the team. Dick Bell and Lou Halliday that the person being frisked has his back 'WIELLYS OV.ERLAND reducing the quality have also contribu- Infirmary. In his talk, he will discuss the will probably represent the Institute in towards the frisker and thatthe former's ted materially. causes, treatment, and prevention of com- the dashes. In the quarter-mile Mullliken, hands are high up in the air. Also, in mon colds. Jewett, Rosas, and Schwarz seem to have frisking, one must not use the flat of his See our windows today. - the edge. Johnny Barrett and Goochy hand, but the fingertips. Smith are thtjick of the half-milers, while Note especially the young Tennis Players Bob Mann and Ellery Clarke lead the field Demonstrated With .45 Six-Shooter men's models. Up-to-date in the mile. Jack Kearns, the veteran For his demonstrations, the speaker in Style! Down-to-date in Begin Training cross-country runner, looks fine in the two- used a .45 six-shooter. The shooting of a SPORT ROADSTER - $723 mile run. gun when pto-offered to a frisker is called Delivered Price ! I In the field events Bob Bowie has Rim- At Coop Courts a "Broncho Reverse" and is a shot that 700 COMMONWEALTH bach and Etstein in the hammer throw; can only be accomplished by extreme co- $35 to $75 -with emphasis on fi35 Bailey, McAleer, Dahl Hanson, and Max ordination of the muscles and brain. AVENUE Sixty Candidates Attend Mass Winerman in the shot-put; and Bailey and Meeting; Varsity Meets Other shots demonstrated were the "ham- Commonwealth 4355 Etstein in the discus. Walt Wrigley, mer-fanning shot" and the shot from a ROGERS PEET Harvard, April 16 Lockhart, and Kinraide will take care of revolver kept in the belt. the broad jump. In the high jump, Pierce, OPEN EVENINGS At a mass meeting held last Wednesday Coon, Tomlinson, and Walker have all had COMPANY afternoon at 5 o'clock in Room 10-250, one or more years of experience. There are USED CARS ALSO Formerly Macullar Parker Book Thief I tennis candidates for both the varsity and three veterans in the pole vault, namely I I TREMONT ST. AT BROMFIELD freshman teams assembled for the first Pierce, Green, and Morse. Robertson, The leader of a book ring which stole I 2500 volumes time. After a brief talk given by Manager Brown, and Winerman will probably be from the Harvard library Dave Babcock, Jack Summers, who will the choice for the javelin. was recently convicted and books re- c- covered. Each of these books will contain also coach the tennis team, presented a fight talk which, if all turns out well, will a bookplate with the following words: Popularity Contest "This book was stolen from the Harvard be of some avail. Of the 60 men who attended the meet- In a popularity contest, the "Susque- College library. It was later recovered. . hanna" of Susquehanna university an- The thief ing, 45 were freshmen and the remaining was sentenced to two years at nounces its elections to the all-campus hard labor." 15 were varsity team material. However, it is expected that when practice gets well Tiddlewink team. The five positions on under way more men will compete for the team for which honors were awarded 1were: Right Tiddle, ,, _ = '. _ _ mi positions on the tennis team. Left Tiddle, Center Tiddle, Right Wink, and Left Wink. A I Fred Feustel to Lead Team coachI and substitutes were even elected, Opposite too. the new Captain Freddie Feustel, -one of the II mainstays on the varsity team last year, III Waldorf Astoria wvil lead the Institute players when they I - - -- 9 meet Harvard, at Harvard, on April 16. I( I L7eofle faxigonsNrimmEnWIOo I a He will be ably assisted by Dick Hanley, e Regan, and Ross, and there is no doubt at 4 ELTONA Travel Money c that the Beavers will give Harvard a hard of 49' eexington _Pl:W'Y battle. For Your Trips Your own Club House 2 In the meantime both the -varsity and When the Shelton opened (7 freshman candidates wtill train on the years ago) we began catering to r cement courts in back of the "Coop" until college men and women. Grad- I the preparation of dirt courts at Walker ually their patronage has In. to E IROPE! e Memorial is completed. The freshmen are creased; e we feel safe in asserting f scheduled to meet St. Paul's at Concord, Tourist and 3rd Class Become Exclusive! En- I that more students make, the N. H., on April 30. Shelton their New York home c tire sections set aside for you on conve- NEW LOWS than at ayr club or other hotel. 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