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The song writers saw a world without greed, hunger, ed the election of predictMayans - the ago, years During the 1960s and early 1970s, a number of sappy songs envisioned a world in which in world a envisioned songs sappy of number a 1970s, early and 1960s the During Thousands of of Thousands New Era for Brotherhood for Era New business closing, another group of of group another each closing, business With tried. been have they have failed in every country where that programs social and taxation as they prepared for the new era of nesses continued to close their doors premier economyoftheworld. the once was what for downward step inevitable more one just it’s the election, but it is not really a cliff; word the media picked up on after the world? The Fiscal Cliff is a buzz- dies its final dollar death the as theand currencystop, a of to sputters then falters, economy the as ahead as best we can prepare for the days them help we should or changed, not has world the think them let to better it Is us? on depend who As the year came to an end, busi- to sell to holding companies—as all either small and of large businesses owners the causes directions both in pulling This suffers. ness busi- the and alienated, become employees pared, are benefits and wages if and, alienated; become the numberofemployees. down paring or benefits, or wages dealt be with by raising pricesonly or decreasing can that increases tax of rounds new the with deal than rather towel the in throwing they’re that retirement to enough close just probably are employees the of Some insurance. care health new the provide to them require that employees of number magic As prices go up, customers customers up, go prices As have to worry about getting shot at school! I can’t even fathom this whole issue, issue, whole although itisanissueandmust beaddressed assoon aspossible. this fathom even can’t I school! at shot getting about worry to have could savemanylives. to useit.Butthatbringsupthethought,Whatifteacher wentcrazy? can’t evenimaginewhattheyoungelementarystudentswere feeling. I us. kill to threatened and classroom our in gun a pulled anyone if death to me scare would it and old whole debacle for a few hours in my Social Studies class with my teacher, Mr. Strouss. I’m fourteen years One thing I don’t understand is why this is even an issue, at all. As a kid, I shouldn’t officerpremisepolice The times. a all have at alone to duty that be would onof option best the think I It would make me feel a whole lot safer if there was a teacher on campus who had a gun and knew how [email protected] By JackBollan drop below the the below drop to trying of way employers’ the are chains small in closings store the of some think I underemployed. or unemployed are who millions the of ranks the joins employees I’m an eighth-grade student at East Middle School. We discussed this this Wediscussed School. Middle East at student eighth-grade an I’m in Connecticut. the inevitable, we need to look at his- a little-used facility. of restoration unneeded an on million $3 spend to plans then and ballot by increase tax consensual a City Council has decided to ask for federal deficit continues to soar, and for thisreality. ness, my employees, and my family and I am trying to prepare my busi today; prediction Mayan’s the and before the end came. 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In January, In PowderhornJanuary, Mountain Resort celebrates the National Ski or call 970-268-5700. powderhorn.com and more. To learn more about Powderhorn Mountain Resort, visit online online visit Resort, Mountain Powderhorn about more learn To more. and options and resort partnerships, unique events, enhanced activity options options activity enhanced events, unique partnerships, resort and options virtually endless. This season, Powderhorn welcomes guests with new pass pass new with guests welcomes Powderhorn season, This endless. virtually exploring—both on the mountain and throughout the Grand Mesa—are tain bike ride in the afternoon. Thanks to its location, the options for in the morning and playing a round of golf or enjoying a hike or moun- wineries and agriculture. wineries The and climate agriculture. allows for skiing or snowboarding raphy and friendly local It residents. is also for recognized its vineyards, experience. the resort and mountain focused on creating a one-of-a-kind, year-round year-round one-of-a-kind, a creating on focused mountain and resort the for extending exceptional value to each guest, thanks to improvements at improvements to thanks guest, each to value exceptional extending for rain suited to a variety of abilities and preferences. Powderhorn is known is Powderhorn preferences. and abilities of variety a to suited rain Powderhorn is a scenic, family-friendly resort featuring 1,600 acres of ter of acres 1,600 featuring resort family-friendly scenic, a is Powderhorn the heart of the Grand Mesa on the storied Western Slope of Colorado, skiing and riding experience for the 2012-2013 season. Nestled deep in experience for our guests,” said General Manager Daren Cole. experience for our guests,” said General Manager Daren and encouraging safety across the resort will help us enhance the mountain mountain the enhance us help will resort the across safety encouraging and information on safety rules on the mountain and in the lodge. “Supporting “Supporting lodge. the in and mountain the on rules safety on information “Know the Code” document that includes skin and health safety, as well as as well as safety, health and skin includes that document Code” the “Know guest service desk in the Powderhorn Mountain Resort Lodge to pick up a up pick to Lodge Resort Mountain Powderhorn the in desk service guest in January during National Safety Week. Skiers and riders can stop by the by stop can riders and Skiers Week. Safety National during January in staff members throughout each season, and those efforts get the spotlight the get efforts those and season, each throughout members staff 8-17), and $299 for Adults (18+). Adults for $299 and 8-17), participants receive a receive participants the program is: $249 andfor Youth Pre-teen program participants (ages 10am-noon and 1-3pm. for lunch. Lessons run from break to the test on the mountain. Upon completion of the three-lesson program, program, three-lesson the of completion Upon mountain. the on test the to a great foundation in their chosen snow sport and are able to put new skills skills new put to able are and sport snow chosen their in foundation great a Powderhorn Powderhorn Mountain Resort. Participants emerge from the series with Season Pass features three consecutive ski or snowboard lessons at tion for each program below: tion for each program - informa more Find mountain. the on responsibly and safely play to how guest service desk to gather safety tips and other helpful information on Pass Series. Pass Powderhorn introduces the Daily Sentinel’s Learn to Ski and Ride Season Ride and Ski to Learn Sentinel’s Daily the introduces Powderhorn Safety Week January 19-27, 2013. In honor of Learn to Ski and Ride Month, Month, Ride and Ski to Learn of honor In 2013. 19-27, January Week Safety Areas Association’s Learn to Ski and Snowboard month, as well as National National as well as month, Snowboard and Ski to Learn Association’s Areas 10 The SOURCE / January 2013 The SOURCE open 6:30pm,970-241-0741. and Paonia’s Farm & Home. 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Photograph by Holli Means The entry instructions for Art Show of Best for sponsors Award ($250), Second will Awards Place The ($100). Place ($150) Third and Saturday, Second on announced be at noon. 11, February Center Members’available on Exhibitthe Art Center Web site gjartcenter.org. areThis exhibit is open to all members current of the also known as Western Art Center, Drop Arts. the for Center Colorado form entry completed with work off this If 2013. 31, January Tuesday, by arrange- make please possible, not is ments to bring works in early. by Interiors Etc. are sponsored by George by Place First following: the by Place Second Gerson; Gayle and High Noon Solar; and Third Place Artist’s Haven. by The - -

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For the second year in a row, the For the second year in a row, “To “To Rise, Make and to Vision” My first, young memories of great music were of my mother playing her Elvis Presley/Charlie Pride/Johnny Pride/Johnny Presley/Charlie Elvis her playing mother my of were music great of memories young first, My It is said that laughter is the best medicine. While I do agree to an extent with that statement, I must add that, add must I statement, that with extent an to agree do I While medicine. best the is laughter that said is It your love, first your of life...memories your in moments to back you taking machine, time a is music way, a In I was something of an outcast growing up. I didn’t have many friends and didn’t fit in with any certain “click” “click” certain any with in fit didn’t and friends many have didn’t I up. growing outcast an of something was I As I things grew older, didn’t change; I still loved my music!. I’ll add that I was born in 1965, so I’m pretty Memories of my mother playing her old upright piano were also a big part of my appreciation for music. As a As music. for appreciation my of part big a also were piano upright old her playing mother my of Memories

By Frank Moore [email protected] to the hypnotic rhythm of Reggae, and the next moment I am listening to the foot-tapping beats of a of beats foot-tapping the to listening am I moment next the and Reggae, of rhythm hypnotic the to I think perhaps I may be a bit bipolar when it comes to my musical tastes, as one moment I’m groovin’ groovin’ I’m moment one as tastes, musical my to comes it when bipolar bit a be may I perhaps think I very second—David Gilmour, Rodger Waters and the boys from a little band called Pink Floyd! a little band from and the boys Waters Rodger very second—David Gilmour, healed the loneliness and rejection I was going through. Yup, those “friends” are here for me at here this those “friends” are Yup, healed the I loneliness was and going rejection through. year. largest community exhibit of the form and be a part of the center’s recent works of art with an entry Current members may bring in two two in bring may members Current bers to fill all of its four galleries. Beckman. mem- its of all inviting is Center Art and Kendra McDaniel, and Ron 2013 and is sponsored by Chuck The exhibit runs February 1-23, Friday festivities, February 1, 2013. 1, February festivities, Friday Members Exhibit that opens on First First on opens that Exhibit Members is the title of the 2013 Art Center have no part in that! Long story short, I was named after my two grandpas—Frank and David. memories again.) would grandmother my But Moore! Aaron Elvis almost was name My Elvis. of fan huge a was She records. Cash relax after a stressful day…. It can help set a romantic mood and, yes, even make you (Therecry. are those Music: The Soundtrack of our Lives The Soundtrack Music: you. to heal what’s troubling It is the best medicine healer. has been a great in my life, music is and first kiss, good times with friends, memories of your youth. It has a magical ability to make you smile, laugh, musicians I listened I musicians vain world as a kid or a teen—or even now—so you might say that some of my best friends growing up were the the were up growing friends best my of some that say might you now—so even teen—or a or kid a as world vain Yes, you guessed it, Yes, my music was if there to even keep just me in company, my head. I didn’t quite fit in this lot of time in hospitals because of frequent operations after the tender age of 2 and into my teens and adulthood. and teens my into and 2 of age tender the after operations frequent of because hospitals in time of lot all over the body on the nerve endings. I also had learning disabilities and many other health problems. I spent a spent I problems. health other many and disabilities learning had also I endings. nerve the on body the over all in school. I was born with a genetic disorder, Neurofibromatosis, which causes disfigurements or tumors to grow grow to tumors or disfigurements causes which Neurofibromatosis, disorder, genetic a with born was I school. in greatest decades in recorded music! decades in recorded greatest day! That even applies to me now, as my TV is hardly ever on—I’m not even sure why the hell I pay for cable! why the hell I pay ever on—I’m not even sure as my TV is hardly day! That even applies to me now, lucky to have been exposed to some great music—60s/70s/80s, even some of the 90s, which I consider the on and woke to music, as well. I preferred a Beach Boys or Beatles album over Saturday morning cartoons any a Beach Boys or Beatles album over Saturday on and woke to music, as well. 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