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Every month, F Newsmagazine challenges the School of the Art Institute of Chicago's community of students, faculty, staff, and security guards to submit artwork within a certain theme.
or this month's F Newsmagazine F mini-grant, we are asking for a design or plan for Donald Trump's border wall. All interpretations and art forms will be accepted. The winning submission will not only receive the $50 prize from us, but will also be featured in F Newsmagazine, and tweeted to Trump for his consideration.
02 fnewsmagazine.com illustration by Priyoshi Kapur TABLE OF CONTENTS OCTOBER 2015
“PUT ON THE GLASSES, JEB! THE CULTURES — THEY LIVE!”
SHORTCUTS STUDENT VOICES
04 In Brief and 8 Tips for Art Panelists 19 Remembering Yuan Song Caleb Kaiser and Ryan Blocker Megan Byrne
05 What the F Are You Doing? 20 LUMA at 10 A look at unfinished student works Loyola University Museum of Art celebrates Jarad Solomon its first decade with “greatest hits” exhibition KT Hawbaker-Krohn 06 How to End Your Dry Spell Social experimentation in the name of Tinder 21 #SAYHERNAME Priyoshi Kapur Chicagoans gather to demand justice for Rekia Boyd Cover: “New Monsters” by Amber Huff 08 Five Questions Steven Ford Alicia Everett Paula Calvo 22 Turning Our Backs The people we let starve at Dyett High School 09 Responsible Birding for Caleb Kaiser OPINION since 1984 the Modern Progressive Prepare for the fall migration with 24 The Trash We Inherit these helpful, self-loathing tips Dorothy Allison’s short story Sophie Lucido Johnson collection proves itself a classic Managing Editor Megan Byrne Megan Byrne Web Editor Sophie Lucido Johnson ENTERTAINMENT Arts Editor Ryan Blocker 25 One Day’s Prayers Comics Editor Alex Kostiw 11 Wes Craven: A Legacy of Horror Shane McCrae’s necessary new poetry collection Entertainment Editor Rosie Accola Remembering the man behind Caleb Kaiser News Editor Caleb Kaiser our favorite monsters Photo Editor Sevy Perez Rosie Accola COMICS Webmaster Daniel Brookman Art Director Jarad Solomon 12 Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz 27 Life, Death, and the First Year at SAIC Designers Zach Cooper, Amber Huff, Provocateur Miley Cyrus bores A reaction to a found illustrated letter Priyoshi Kapur, Alex Kostiw, Sevy Perez with latest album project by SAIC alumnus Louis Ferstadt Social Media Manager Sarah Wheat Rosie Accola Alex Kostiw and Megan Byrne Ad Manager Ana Maria Gonzalez Sierra Staff Writers KT Hawbaker-Krohn 13 From Mixtapes to Mainstream 28 The Obsessively Beautiful Chris Ware Staff Photographer Steven Ford A review of the Weeknd’s latest album Just beyond the spotlight’s edge Contributors Paula Calvo, Ada Wolin Ada Wolin Sophie Lucido Johnson Comics Artists Rachel Bard, Sky Gelbron, Jenna Kang, Sophie Lucido Johnson, Jarad Solomon, Dena Springer 14 Annalise in Shondaland 29 Costume Ideas Editorial Advisor Paul Elitzik Exploring the politics of hair in Halloween at art school is unexpectedly sexy Design Advisor Michael Miner “How to Get Away with Murder” Zach Cooper, Priyoshi Kapur, Ryan Blocker Alex Kostiw, Jarad Solomon
Starring... FEATURE 30 Comics 1 Donald Trump
2 Jeb Bush F News Comics 16 Air Sex Is Surprisingly Cooler Than You Think 1 2 Coming to (the thought of you) soon Sophie Lucido Johnson
illustration by Alex Kostiw fnewsmagazine.com 03 OCTOBER 2015 SHORTCUTS
Irving, Texas Is a Clusterfuck A Different One Percent of Racist Teachers In a section of the Israeli-occupied West Fourteen-year-old Ahmed Mohamed, an Bank, an area which according to the inventive ninth-grader, deconstructed a Oslo Accords should have been under In Brief clock this month. In an ideal world, that a Palestinian control over a decade ago, sentence would be the entirety of this the Israeli government has issued orders Caleb Kaiser story. However, we’re talking about to tear down over 13,000 Palestinian Irving, Texas, where paranoid white buildings. In this section of the West people believe themselves relevant Bank, called Area C, there are designated enough to merit terrorist attention. zones for construction, set up by the Ahmed’s clock went off during class, Israeli government. If you remember two prompting his engineering teacher (and sentences ago, the Israeli government the rest of the school’s administration) should have ended their occupation to accuse Ahmed of building a bomb, decades ago. because he is Muslim and this is Irving, Texas. Ahmed was arrested by five police His Tears Dry On Their Own officers and questioned at length before being released to his parents. NASA, John Boehner, a fearless leader and President Obama, and a host of other public crier, has just announced his national figures have joined most of the resignation as the House Speaker. nation in supporting Ahmed and asking, Despite President Obama’s reassurance “Where the fuck is Irving, Texas?” that Mr. Boehner, a Republican, is a “good man,” his own party seems Godspeed You, Pope Emperor less convinced. Over the last few years Boehner has seen his control hampered Pope Francis, also known as “Cool Pope,” severely by crumbling bipartisan just dropped enough hot fire to extend relationships and waning support from summer through December. Traffic was an increasingly far-right Republican shut down inside the seventh circle of party. According to Boehner, the Philadelphia as Pope Francis made his way decision came naturally to him. In a through the city, and much of America video posted by CNN of his speech waited with anticipation for the Pope’s Boehner said, “I decided today is the day address. Nothing in any address he made I’m going to do this, simple as that.” while in America — not his messages of charity, equality, or environmental reform — could measure up to his announcement of a prog rock, multilingual opus titled, “Wake Up!” scheduled to drop in November. No word on a possible Kendrick feature. 8 Tips for Art Panelists
Ryan Blocker
You’ve been invited to be on an art panel. No need to panic. Remember that throwing shade isn’t just for Real Never test any of your presentation materials Here are eight simple, easy-to-follow tips to help you look like 3 Housewives and drag queens. Whenever possible 6 prior to speaking. Fumble around with the a bonafide expert. subtly suggest that someone isn’t well-read or is a computer for at least five minutes. Insist that sellout. In an extreme situation you may need to suggest that PowerPoint “looks different on your computer.” Being Never agree with someone else’s definition. It makes you someone’s research project has been done better by someone angrily confused by technology suggests that you have 1 look weak. When the moderator asks you to introduce more famous. This insult is especially biting because studied your topic so intensely and for so long that you yourself and state your name, reply with, “Well, we have a publisher has likely already told them the same. missed the technological developments of the past decade. to think [air quotes] critically about what we mean by [air quotes] name? One answers to a number of [air quotes] names over the Be a cisgendered white man. If you are not a Think of Q&A as a second panel. People will talk at course of one’s life?” I cannot overstate the importance of air 4 cisgendered white man, you may often find yourself 7 length about their own research projects masked as quotes. It shows you understand everything is subjective. being talked over, interrupted, or dismissed too questions. Be prepared for this: “What do you think frequently to contribute meaningfully to the conversation. You about this narrow research focus? You didn’t talk at all about Name theorists and philosophers as often as possible. should practice being white as often as you can prior to the this very narrow research focus. I think it’s a shame that this 2 It’s not crucial that you actually form an argument. panel. Mention to friends how much you love “The Wire.” Enjoy very narrow research focus was overlooked. My current book Simply mentioning that Foucault was person who the comedy of Sarah Silverman. Practice makes perfect! project is about said very narrow research focus.” wrote things suggests to people that you read the things that Foucault wrote. It’s not even necessary that your sentences Be nostalgic. Art history tells us there was once a time It all comes back to the question, have verbs. Just a list of theorists makes you sound like an when everything was perfect. Artists were free to be "What is [air quotes] art?" intellectual badass. 5 artists and criticism was critical. 8
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Jarad Solomon
very month F Newsmagazine features the unfinished work of three School E of the Art Institute of Chicago students, faculty, staff, security guards and I don’t know, local animals? Just someone please just take a photo of what you’re doing and send it to me. Anything, it doesn’t even matter! Please just art here now. Somebody, anybody! Then there's the super cool follow-up: a month from now I check on you. How’d it go? Did you finish it? Is it dope? Wanna take a photo of it again and send it so it can be right here? Or did you have an existential crisis about it and take care of some plant instead? I guess we can put your plant here? I don’t know? Or art? YOU DECIDE.
Jarad is a second year graduate student in the Art and Technology Studies Dept at SAIC. His email is [email protected] — send him something
I deal with obsession. Through this work I try to talk about my experience and what I feel causes my obsession. I’m currently trying to make fingers out of plaster which HAERIN will be tapping together. RYU Some of the fingers will be fine, but others will be broken.
I am a second year MFA in Art and Technology Studies. I am currently working on a project that began this summer where I mapped and traveled the length of a recently completed NATHAN oil pipeline. The work BRAUNFELD is progressing through photography, sculptures, and perhaps a written text.
This is actually my first comic, it's about Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star. All of the background images are from a Life magazine from the '50s. At times, I prefer zines to more ROSIE traditional prose formats, ACCOLA it's so open as a medium ... you can do anything.
artwork courtesy of the artists fnewsmagazine.com 05 OCTOBER 2015 SHORTCUTS
tinder personality types sensual man animal lover
outcast gym rat frat dude
How to End Your Dry Spell Social experimentation in the name of Tinder
Priyoshi Kapur
ey, let’s face it: Those of us who are you post along with your profile. My goal At the end of the three weeks, I created H single likely have this mischievous little was to test each stereotype in order to see an infographic that showed how far each I identified five major app downloaded on our phones. Even if you which kind of guy got the most dates, or even stereotype got in their race to date. As you haven’t downloaded Tinder, you probably at swipe-rights (i.e., matches). I was hoping to can see, the Sensual Man stereotype achieved categories most men on least have a friend who is constantly swiping see a trend that would be able to help guide the most swipe-rights. However, the winner Tinder fell under: Frat Dude, left, looking for a hottie. Tinder gives us all my peers to get a date on Tinder. of the entire race was a shock. While the the chance to find our ultimate one-and-only, I asked five of my close male friends Outcast received the least number of swipe- Outcast, Gym Rat, Animal all with the swipe of a thumb. to change their set of photos to match a rights, he actually ended up with the most If you’ve used the app, you are probably specific stereotype. Each friend was given actual dates. Lover, and Sensual Man. familiar with the term “dry spell.” Urban one of the five stereotypes; I provided the I took this as a chance to re-think how Dictionary defines the term like this: “A photos. Their corresponding biography people are using Tinder. Most people tend dry spell is where you go for a length of paragraphs were identical: “University of to post posed and unnatural photos, like the time without getting any.” Replace “getting Illinois Chicago (UIC), 20 years old.” Over Sensual stereotype, but they rarely get very any” with “getting any matches,” and you’ve the next three weeks, each friend was asked far. I figured that this must be one of the defined one of the most common problems to swipe right 100 percent of the time. They reasons why my peers suffer dry spells. In people have with Tinder. If you have ever run would wait until a girl swiped right, and order to get dates, you have to post photos into this problem, it’s most likely because then they would provide this standard of yourself being yourself, which is what the you aren’t playing the game correctly, or you conversation to ask a girl out: Outcast did. He is able to get more dates aren’t including enough dogs in your pictures. because girls find him interesting. After hearing that many of my close Hey It turns out that in order to win the Tinder friends and family suffer from Tinder dry race, you just have to be yourself. spells regularly, I decided to create a social (wait for response) experiment to test what kinds of people How are you? get the most dates; and I wanted to focus specifically on men. I identified five major (wait for response) Priyoshi Kapur is a third-year undergraduate student categories most men on Tinder fell under: I am only in town for 7 days, would at SAIC. She studies Visual Communication Design/Art Frat Dude, Outcast, Gym Rat, Animal Lover, you like to grab dinner sometime? and Technology, and Motion Graphics. Her friends dared and Sensual Man. I drew my stereotype her to get a Tinder for five days, and she received 40 conclusions from the five photos Tinder lets (wait for response) swipe rights within that time.
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NAIOMI NADIA
Hi, How are you? hey :) Hey Good you? how are you? Good Good,:) I don’t you? know if this Good, you? is too forward but I wanted Im good and you? to see if you wanted to get good good! also, I’m in dinner sometime. I’m only town for a week and was in town fora few days and I wondering if you’d want to think your really cute ;) grab dinner sometime? u r really qt :) Um That sounds great. Lol you seem really funny from your pics
VETA LIZ
Hey Hi Your dog is adorable Why hello there ;) Lol thanks. Not as Good, you?What’s Up? Good,cute you? as you :) Ive got nothing Haha well aren’t you sweet better to do so Haha tankssssss. Wanna heres my number meet for coffeeeee? Ur so XXX-XXX-XXXX cute Aw that’s sweet, but I’m getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow and idk if ill be okay after
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Check out the rest of her work at aliciaeverett.com Alicia Everett 5 Questions profiles SAIC students and faculty at work, in the school, and beyond. This month, F Newsmagazine spoke with Alicia Everett, an MFA candidate.