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AFTER THE lint Pot) 0.G.M_ this term, Ed (iamble. external affairs secretary. criti- FITUFIED cised the 'amateurish manner' STUDENT IN "CRITICAL CONDITION" in which some of the Sabbatic- A LEEDS student lies critically England was caused by ers, endured 'inhuman condi- Scacroft Hospital on his doc- als seemed to him to behave_ the ill in Seacroft hospital after death of his mother. His girl- tions including `having to eat tor's advice. He was initially The criticisms were pre- undergoing torture, heating and friend, Rose Alaso, told Leeds and defecate in the same treated for shingles. an illness sented to a 'very fiery' meeting near starvation this summer. Student that he had not ex- trough'. As a result of beatings. associated with poor diet. of the Poly Executive on Mon- Frank Ebong. 29. who should pected trouble, despite news of Mr. Ebong received a serious However, his condition became day, 7th October; Dave Gadd, have started his final year as a a worsening political climate in gash on his face. Sharp blows critical and he had to he placed President of Beckett Park and Textile Chemistry undergradu- Uganda which resulted in the had been directed to the top of on a life support machine. Kieran Stevens, V.P. ate is now fighting a cerebral overthrow of former President his head and these are believed were so incensed by these critic- The left side of his body is illness which has left half his Ohote and a bitter civil war t o be responsible for the isms that they walked out. now paralysed and he is unable body paralysed. His condition with daily reports of atrocities haemorrhaging. The criticisms were directed to speak. Doctors are awaiting arose from a haemorrhage from both sides. Mr. Ebong was realised in against the general incompe- the results of brain scans to which developed only a day af- Once in Uganda Mr. Ebong early September and returned tence of the Executive in ensur- determine his treatment and fu- ter his return from his native was stopped by border guards to Britain. Subsequent days saw ing the smooth running of the ture recovery. Uganda. and taken to a detention centre a rapid decline in his overall 0.G-M. Kieran Stevens, Mr. Ebone's departure from where he, and 100 other prison- health and he was admitted to John Plastow though himself describing the meeetng as a 'sham', felt that the criticism was too personal. thtiugh the only inclk idled iden- BARCLAYS LOSE CUSTOM tified for criticism way Paul Svrvsko, Vice President AFTER WEEKS PICKET ( Events). for calling a Quorum count during the meeting. Jill SHOUTED .Ann-Apartheid tial customers took their money Smith. President of the Union. slogans competed v.ii h blaring elsee here. The Branch Mana- later showed her bitterness at pop music publicity tin form a ger. Ir. Jeffrey Sharp is 'very the actions of Gadd and bewildering scene outside the grieved' at what he called the Stevens by saying. "If people Universits Branch of Barclays intimidation of first year stu- are going to walk out of meet- Bank last week. dents by those on the picket ings_ then we will get nowhere. At the end of a ten day picket Iine. we need all the eiecutiye pre- by the I 1.1. ;anti-Apartheid The Anti-Apartheid picket Society-. sixty accounts at Bare- began on the first day of intro The Executive meeting re- lays have reportedly been Week and was designed as a 1 jected I' ll iarl11 1 VS unliCktn". closed and hundreds of poten- peaceful picket to draw the Inn! accepted his suggestion.. attention to those students con- namely that only the President sidering banking, with Barclays should he in the platform until to the bank's heavy involve- ' Questions to Officers' is V.G. BLUES ment in South Africa. Using a megaphone to amplify his voice reached and that Sabbatical A GROL..P of angry protestors above the sound of Barclay's officers sluiuld make a point of picketed the I:nivel- 0y owned kaoline., the otinsfitution. Ed leant Ian music equipment \ I; supermarket: in the 1..0- and D..1.. A.A. Secretary. Paul Gamble felt that this accept- ion ba,,errient. last week be- ance implied the Esee. did sec Niemen urged students to use cause it was selling pornoe- any Kink hat Barclays. ',Mlle truth in his criticism. but raphic videos, were ,11 raid to publiely admit Members tit the group mar- "Behind the glossy image. being at fault. he added. "We ched into the shop and deman- Bardays is stained with the don't keep secrets: criticism blood of the South African peo- - ded that videos like 'Linda should be made public . Love-Lace for President '. 'Cov- ple. Don't he fooled, was his Though Kieran Stevens was er 'Fantasies' and 'End- principal message. later contrite about what had less Love` were removed from Several first year Universits happened. Dave Gadd seemed the shelves. This was done bv students admitted they did not in no mood to compromise his Denis Wardel, the shop mana- fully understand the issues at previous night's position. He ger. hand and found the picket said [het he had got on the stage A fitin had apprct:telted Mr, rather off putting. However. - a point of Ed Gamble's critic- Wardel with a selection of fifty they considered Barclays as ism - to enable people to gel a films which he duly display ed. offering superior banking ser- good look at him. Although he Asked whether he knees about vices and did not feel if 11011:01I agreed with the general sense of the Union's policy on sexism. would resolve flit.' situation. the criticisms. he disagreed with Mr. Wardel replied that he had Many students helieve that individual points and certain heard about the banning of the all the big four (sinks ale equal- aspects or the wording. Sun and the Star but that Ile lv at fault and ail hoc invest- He was alone in his con- hadn't thought about this in re- ment of sonic sort in South enormous street presence that Wagstaff spoke of a significant tinued denial of the criticism lation to some of the-videos he Africa. When challenged on sets them apart". increase in the number of newly although he shared with other had on display. He added "I am this subject. Paul 13rannen Barclay's Manager insisted opened student accounts this members of the Exec., the fear only supplying the demand emphasised that the degree of that investment has been year which he attributed to that people would be put off from students for a video hire involvement was the issue at steadily reduced since 1973 but Midland's excellent customer attending future 0.(1.M.s and set-Vice. stake_ Barclays is by far the on the subject of sanctions, package. Mr. Wagstaff felt that they would become inquorate. Claire. Whitely. LUU Wel- largest investor of the four in Barclays supports the Govern- 'next door' had been unfairly As Dave Gadd himself said. fare Secretary, who was present South African interests and ment view that total sanctions singled out for criticism and "We will just have to wait and - at the picket, said later that she they operate in the streets there would not benefit the black sympathised with Mr. Sharp's see what happen is next time . had sympathy with Mr. Wardel in the form of Barclays Nation- majority in South Africa. He position. The nest O.G.M. is on 17th but not with the University. al. sympathised with the cause of October at Beckett Park. "Bank managers are not poli- "The University should be Baz Arden. Anti-Apartheid the Anti-Apartheid movement tical figures-, he said "Nobody Tim Touher and Matt Walter more aware of the issues the Society Treasurer and formally but stressed that foreign trade can dictate the policies of the Union finds sensitive". A letter resident in South Africa com- and investment in South Africa company they work for but the INSIDE explaining LULT's objections mented, "The difference is that is not tantamount to oindonina stall in the forefront always and actions has been sent to the you can see the Barclays eagle Apartheid. catch the flack". TENANCIES University. symbol everywhere in Johan- Midland Bank's University AND Helen Slingsby nesburg city centre. It is their Branch Assistant Manager. Mr. Joanna Walters LICENCES OPINION: GUIDE TO HACKS' THE NEW REMEMBER OUTSIDE HANDWRITING NEWS, REVIEWS LEEDS ANALYSED AND COMPLETE DEVELOPMENTS BHOPAL WHAT'S ON PAGE 10 & 11 PAGE 12 PAGE 4 PAGE 8

Page Two NE INS OIL IN LIGHTS GO OUT ON ENTSTECH BRIEF POLICE are investigating the Bill Nairn, Cultural Affairs theft of £900 worth of lighting Secretary, stressed the value of FOR the second year running Leeds equipment from the Entstech Entstech in hacking up the P.A. Student has been shortlisted for the store room. Entry was and lighting needs of Ents, but Guardian Student Media Awards. apparently gained through a added. "Administration has One of four finalists. Leeds Stu- faulty window. been lackadaisical, to say the dent has been picked from a large Alan Whitehead, Secretary to least." number of student papers, The Entstech, along with several Frank Horvath, Treasurer, other finalists are Isis. Cambridge members of the Executive, be- expressed the Executive's University's paper, Darts from lieves the thefts were committed annoyance, commenting that, Sheffield University and Pulp from by someone with inside access to "Further requests for aid would Manchester Poly. Entstech. not be received sympathetical- One of the judges, Guardian De- Despite a history of losses, ly." • Photo: Tony Woolgar sign Editor Michael McNay felt Entstech has applied for a furth- In response to the Executive's that few papers had reached a real- COMMISSIONED by the vice-chancellor, Michael Sadler. er £3,000 from the Union Ex- no nonsense stance. Alan White- as a first world war memorial, this sculpture by Eric Gill ly high standard although generally ecutive. This has been granted, head promised to tighten admi- the quality was fairly good. depicts Jesus throwing out the money lenders. but only in the form of a one- nistration and keep strict Unfortunately for Mr. Sadler this piece caused something NUS President, Phil Woolas, year loan. accounts of all transactions. judging, said he thought Leeds Stu- of a furore when unveiled by the Bishop of Ripon in 1923, The Executive is tired of what He argues that requests for because the clothes worn by the money lenders bore an dent was a powerful paper. that it they see as a "slap happy" atti- tighter security were made prior pulled no punches and plainly and unhappy resemblance to those worn by local councillors. objectively told the students what tude to Entstech's following up to the break-in, saying, "It takes Earlier in 1913. during a municipal strike in the city ME. this kind of thing to happen was going on. Nevertheless there of losses, and has demanded Saddler had encouraged students to strike break -in the before people start listening." had been some dispute concerning that proper accounts should be interests of the community". for which he was bitterly Leeds Student, as some of the submitted from now on. Vanessa Jones remembered. judges felt it should not have been shortlisted. This very valuable work was recently raised, renovated and protected at a cost of £5,000 after general concern about Both Michael McNay and Phil its condition was expressed by. among others Monsignor Woolas agreed that Leeds Student Frankie says: Bruce Kent.He is said to be "very happy" with the outcome. provided a thoroughly worthwhile service, and said that the judges Paul Morgan had been impressed with those papers which weren't just pale im- defect itations of national newspapers. FRANK HORVA- 1 1 1. I tit' LUU House of Education -, Last year's Editor of Leeds Stu- Treasuer and last year pi si dent. Jonny Calvert, commented, dent of the SDP society has Secretaries to resign "I'm very pleased, it will look good joined the Labour Club. on my CV!" When asked why he had THE RESIGNATION of LUU year Postgraduate. stated press- The winner will be announced made such a move he explained House Secretary. Nigel Wright ure of course-work as the major next weekend at the NUS Student that he'd become "disillu- and Education Secretary. Ruth reason for his resignation. Media Conference. sioned" with the SDP especially Davis were put to a meeting of He said that he'd "enjoyed Anne Golding the national body. whom he the Executive Committee on his six months on the Execu- - described as "Tories who are Monday night_ tive and that the experience he afraid of being called Tories". Both posts are non-sahatical had gained would he "invalu- and Nigel Wright. a second able". A NEWSCANNER screen is to be He denied standing as an , When asked whether he was installed as a future means of publi- SDP member in last February' cising events at Beckett Park. elections, although in his man- letting the UMon doss n by his ilesto he called himself a "So- actions Wright countered by It will he situated above the Un- COUNSEL cial Democrat". In response saving that he thought he had ion shop in the form of an electro- "done the job well" and that it nic bulletin display hoard where Frank Horvarth pointed out SOUGHT would be in the notices and information can be that during his campaign he best interest of the Union if he stepped down flashed up_ One was obtained on a never staled that he was an 1 I 11: CUMIN( eeks will be • ran re and allowed someone with trial basis for two weeks and the official SDP candidate, but by vital in LUU -s continuing fight previous experience on the Un- more time to take the post. union executive decided that this calling himself a Social Demo- for the appointment of a full- was a clearer method of advertising ion executive and the ideas in Ruth Davis was unavailable crat he was "upholding the time student counsellor. student events. his manifesto and canvassing. for comment, but it is under- principles of democracy and The need • for one has long "Not by putting up posters stood that course-work was also Beckett Park is the meeting being a .,ocialist". been recognised - as student and chanting sloagans, but by responsible for her resignation. place of nearly all the polytechnic He didn't want to be accused problems are currently dealt sports clubs, many of the other speaking to people and explain- LUU General Secretary Rob of "jumping on the indepen- with by untrained Yolunteers, clubs and the home of the majority ing his policies," he said. Minshull said that the decisions dent bandwagon". and hiding either within the UM% ersit v Ex- of the halls of residence. David Rob Minshull, LUU Labour were "purely personal" and not his past affiliations. ecutive or amonnst members of Gadd. Vice President Beckett Park Chairperson and Executive col- due to ans internal rift in the Frank Horvath disagreed the University staff. complained that the building is so league, said "I think Frank has Executive. covered in posters that many with the suggestion that he may • LUU Welfare Secretary. always been a democratic He expressed regret at the notices go unseen. has e deceived many people Claire Whiteley stated that the socialist - his thoughts about resignations and commented who voted for him by not clear- appointment would he. "just It is hoped that the introduction joining the Labour Party have that they were "two of the most ly stating where his political part of the effort we can make to the newscanncr will improve loyalties lay. He believes that been going on for a long time." competent non-sabatical offic- general communications. t9 help students, as no one is - he was elected because of his Anne-Marie Lavan ers he had ever worked with . qualified to deal with the va- - Jane Bookbinder Rumours of further resigna rious problems students en- tions from the Executive Com- counter." mittee were firmly denied. Following Sheffield Universi- Y.E.P. BINGO BUMMER Robert Gubas PROFESSOR Peter Gosden of the ty's appointment of a full time Education Faculty assumed his new HUNDREDS of people crowded outside the offices of the counsellor. Leeds remains one occur yy hen it reaches the sen- two year senate appointment as Yorkshire Evening Post last Friday. thinking they had won of the few British Uniy ersities ate. oser the extent of Universi- Pro-Vice-Chancellor in Leeds Uni- 1.2511 in the Thursday lucky numbers game. versity on September 1st. without one, a fact that Claire is ty funding and the location of It was found that too many winning cards had been printed quick to point ';Lends is the new office. Professor Gosden first arrived in . by the promotions firm who handle the competition. The back ,ird in thisthis deleaRhent: • Present plans for the counsel- Leeds in 1960 as a lecturer in the bingo guarantees the winner full prize money up to £250. so for a rili'serSily of this size lor and support staff estimate education department. Ile became expectant prize winners took the day off work. and eYen a senior lecturer in 1967. a reader there should he more than one. the cost at around 1:30.000 a cancelled holidays to come in and make their claim. -1 he in 1971 and was appointed in 1978 though one is a start." year, which might he consi- to the Chair of the History of telephone switchboard was jammed and the police reported Although the proposal will dered excessive by some mem- Education. queues outside the Wellington Street offices from 9.00 a.m. meet With great support in the bers of the University. heavy trail ic - 1 As Pro-Vice-Chancellor. Profes• and congestion. "it was hectic all day," was one 1 no.ersity ( 1130516On May Ashley Tabony sor Gosden is "ex officio" a men- police comment. her of the Senate. its main commit- Despite the guarantee. the Yorkshire Post has decided to tees and the advisors committees pay out only £311.011.1 in total and is dividing it between of the Council: One of his main known claimants, estimated at three to four thousand. This duties insolves deputising in the decision has enraged one claimant. Ray Forrester. who is absence 01 the Vice Chancellor. Sir starting an action group against the Yorkshire Post. is Edward Parks at official meetings asking the disappointed people to contact the local solicitors and on public occasions. Barrington, Black. Austin & Co, and collectively help fi- Much of Professor Gosden's nallee possible legal action. So far the response has been work will involve the financial .viers g. toe: aspects of university administra- kshire Post are unmoved by this action. commenting tion, currently one of the main 'ihe editor's decision is - They believe that they are not problem areas in education_ Asked final. if he has any plans on assuming his legally responsible for the printing error and the game has new post. Professor Gosden high- started again. fhcy state their firm commitment to newspap- lighted hopes for an improvement er lingo and will continue to use this game as well as others m the financial situation. planned for next year. Jane Duckett Catriona Nlarchant Page Three NEWS "FINE EXAMPLE OF TORY PUBLICITY" BANNED LUU offended by FCS poster TI Il CONSER\ ATiVE Stu- to Bolshe‘ ism than separates us cause widespread offence, dents Association were refused from xhit 1 have given "particularly tit Jewish, Gay or permission last week to display orders that former Communists Asian students.- Jeff Samuels a poster after URI Executive are to he admitted to the party LUU External Affairs Secret- deemed it "offensive". The at once." (Hitler). ary regarded it as "politically poster. called -Socialism: Two If for the work of Commun- facile and offensive in the ex- faces of one ideology", was dis- ism we must wipe out nine- treme." While LUU Publicity played at their stall on Bazaar tenths of the population, we Secretary, Paul MeCard, said Day. should not recoil from these the poster would be witheld un- The poster. showing. the faces sacrifices." (Lenin). til Conservative Central Office of Lenin and Hitler. over a ham- confirmed that the poster was Tale from a The Executive was unani- mer & sickle and swastika, in- mous in its defence of the deci- official party publicity, upon cluded the quotes: sioe to withold display of the which a further decision would ''There is more that hinds us poster, teeline that it would he taken. green room In reply. Mike Simmonds, President of the society con- THE NEW year has brought a new face to LUU. What was firmed that the poster was an the old Tetley bar has become the all new Old Bar. WOMEN FIND official piece of Federation of Despite last minute problems the bar was just ready to Conservative Students public- open for introduction Week, and the surrounditie sealing ity. Indeed, former Conserva- areas in the extension have heen completed this week. SPACE AT POL t o, e Party Chairman. John There appears to be slight reservations on LUU executive SPA( 'l is to be made available Grump and a pick-up point for Gut- imer. commenting on the about the finished product. Kevin Shute, President. com- for NA omen's Room in Leeds information and literature on poster, hard remarked that it mented that the bar looks "a hit like a 'Ranchhurger' and Pol■. ieehnic Student Union. it women's issues. was a "fine example of Tory that he was fond of the old style saloon hat, w,is decided at an executive In Jill Smith's opinion facili- publicity" and encouraged However the overall plans have kept within the estimated meeting last week. ties for women at the poly are more of the same kind of mate- budget of C1011,090. and Frank Horvath. LULL Treasurer said The room will probably be in inadequate. particularly com- rial, that he felt the purpose had been achieved. Better access to the Mcztanine Suite in `B' pared with the university which Simmonds added that it was the bar. shorter queues and a better circulation of air, have block. Last yk.:IT it was used as a has had its own women's flat for "wrong to ban publicity be, he says, been created. reception and rest room area in several years. The polytechnic cause it was offensive to certain One change has been the alteration to the ceiling which the day and us II bar and party women's group does not have a people" and that the decision to was found to he a major fire hazard. and the new materials room in the exenings. permanent room in which to withold the poster would be used have been completely fire-proofed. according to Alan The motion was put forward meet and relevant literature has contested_ Carson. House Steward, by Jill Smith, LPSU President. to he stored in the welfare Other LUU societies have The alterations to LUU have not yet been completed. The who maintains that it is impor- office where it is not always previously encountered similar second phase will include a restructuring of the men's toilets tant that women at the readily available. problems. including LUU to incorporate the area that used to he the Rag and Leeds polytechnic feel they have a The room should be ready by Theatre Group whose prom- Student Office. There are also plans to improve disabled place to en. should they wish Christmas and Jill Smith thinks otional posters for a production access in the central part of the Union, which General to. where they can relax away it will be "the best Christmas of 'Cabaret' had to be rede- Secretary Rob Minshull says will he a priority for the from the pi esenee of men. 'Fhe preent that women at the poly signed due to their inclusion of Executive during the coming term. COOT11 %Wilk' a 1st) he used as ki could have." a swastika. Dub 1.yttelimi meeting place for the Women's Jane Bookbinder Robert (Atlas RITZY'S RIP OFF c usticksforbooks on the night ot the eisco anger i001.11lied Park Lane let the bouncers began 10 turn away students who were supposedly under age and could down over disco not show identification. Some students who ALL THE BOOKS did show I.D. were also turned away on the ' PARK LANE college's disco grounds that it was inadequate, claimed Park turned sour last Monday when . Lane student's union president Steve I odd, YOU NEED over a hundred students were Many ioreo2.n ;Indents were refused entrance SET TEXTS turned away From Ritzy's to the disco. es en though it was explained to nightclub. the security stall that these students had to be BACKGROUND READING eighteen in order to attend the college. Ritiys had said that they would open the LEISURE READING S.A. Students doors into their Central Park club at eley en o'clock in order to create more space- but they funds soar did not do this until I 1.30. even I hoilgil Ini NOW IN STOCK students crammed into Riley, made at A COLLECTION for the - at the North's largest specialist bookshops I. lot. stuffy and definitely a fire hataid". South African Scholarship according to Steve Todd_ Fund by LUU raised £1.565 last Promises were also given that drinks would UNIVERSITY BOOKSHOP M week. he sold at $0p a pint but the price went up to 21, Blenheim Terrace, Leeds LS2 9H,1 This figure, double the around f 1 a pint later in the evening_ Telephone 432446. amount donated last year was Steve Todd told Leeds Student that a E75 ex mainly attributed to the prom- fee For the night was organised with Ritzys POLYTECHNIC BOOKSHOP inence of South Africa in the over the phone. it was to be returned if 25 -27, Cookrid e Street. Leeds LS1 3A.N. news and the emphasis placed enough students attended the disco. Annoyed g on the subject by the University Telephone 445335 by their treatment al the club Park Lane Union itself, according to De- college tried to gel their f75 deposit baek. : putt' President, Anne Baxter. Rierys refused, claiming that it was non re- MEDICAL & LEGAL BOOKSHOP A back-up campaign has turnable. Park limes written contract. which 57, Great George Street. Leeds LS1 3BN already been planned. with col- arrived the day after the event was amhigious Telephone 438762 lections to be held in the Union and did not retied what had been agreed with toyer as well as around the Uni- Ritzys user the telephone_ W veresity's halls and flats. It is Ritivs manager David Butler would not OPEN DAILY, MONDAY TO SATURDAY 9.00 a.m. to5.30p.m. ee': hoped that this will enable the comment but said that he was willing to talk target of L3,000 to be reached. to Ster. e Todd about any complains.h trlitsatul:lei Sue Cocker ILO and ALL YOUR STATIONERY REQUIREMENTS plus NEWSPAPERS AND MAGAZINES catered forat STUDENT STATIONERS VEL TROUBLES 172-4. Woodhouse Lane. THE UNIVERSITY'S plans to shift departments outlining advantages (opposite Parkinson Building) business from the Union Travel offered by the Union Travel Bureau, Bureau to Pickford's Travel Agency the principal line being that a is 10- - 745 a.al. to 5.34 in. MON—FRI 7.45asn. to 1230 jain. SAT ONLY has worried and angered 1_1.110. c died on campus, whereas Pickford's Pi ckford's have offered the universi- office is in town. ty a -V'? per cent discount. and the Negotiations are eontinuirul be- it In T as el Bureau can not compete t ween the university. . the North Fast \N ull this on a long term basis. 11 the ern Universities PUT-Cha,•111_ Group !mis t. were 10 occur I he Travel Bureau and Pickfords. Frank I LUU c usticksforbooks would otiviously lose a lot of custom, Treasurer sail a decision should be A memo has been sent to university made next week. Emma Baths

• M.1•1•11, • MINN.. Page Four NEWS FEATURE 1 Rents look set to drop sharply this year now that licences are no longer valid. Students are being advised to negotiate lower rents with their landlords. Report by PAUL MORGAN ■mori■me■oss■mmora■■assaissarrormo■ININI■MI111111111MI ON THE 3rd May 1985. an the Court of Appeal in March important decision was made 1978. by the House of Lords which The distinction between a li- has far reaching implications cence and a tenancy directly for those living in the private- affects rights of security of te- rented sector. "li puts students nure and rent regulation. In- in a much stronger position vis- directly. they affect all areas of a-vis their landlords" com- conflict with the landlord: for mented LPSU Deputy Presi- example. if a landlord is slow in dent. Chris Tidey. carrying out essential repairs The decision. arising from there is little licencee can do - if time in the building every day. fair rents. Educational estab- the situation and the implica- the case of Street Vs Mount- they attempt legal action the Lord Templeman went on to lishments are exempt from the tions of it, they will have to ford. is the first occasion that landlord can either imose a say "words alone do not suffice. Rent Acts, so this doesn't apply accept slightly less rent." the distinction between tenan- higher rent, or (because a li- Parties cannot turn a tenancy to those living in halls and flats. Leeds Student contacted cies and licences has been cons- cence is a non-exclusive some of the landlords present into a licence merely by calling The University and idered in detail by the House of occupation agreement) they for their reaction. Mr. McDo- it one." Polytechnic welfare depart- Lords. It is an important and can impose a second person in nald said that there would be a this case, landlords ments will be producing a comprehensive decision which their bedroom! Until contraction of the property RENT REGISTRATION means, broadly. that licences Finally licences tend to mean could virtually evade the Rent market and complained of -too Act at will Lord Templeman PACK, available on 16th Octo- are 'sham agreements' and. higher rents. A survey of Leeds much socialist politics", while added that the courts should ber from their offices, which therefore, not legally valid. Students in 1982 found the Mr. Bethel said "I don't know "be astute to detect and frus- explains how to go about reg- average tenant paving £8.69per much about it, I'm only a work- trate sham devices and artificial istering a fair rent. However. THE DIFFERENCE week, and the average lincen- ing lad". Mr. Bernard Gal, transactions whose only object they are advising students to BETWEEN LICENCE AND see £10.83. although complaining of is to disguise the grant of a negotiate a rent reduction with TENANCY. "bloody lies" and saving that he tenancy- and to evade the Rent their landlords in the first inst- The main reason for the growth STREET-MOUNTFORD: THE was "not going to bother with of licences in Leeds is that land- IMPLICATIONS Acts." ance and, in the words of LUU Deputy President Anne Baxter. students anymore" at the .meet- lords have seen them as an easy In his judgement. Lord Tem- In view of this judgement it to "only use rent registration as ing. was in a more philosophical way of avoiding the implica- pleman stated that licences would seem that whenever a mood: "what has to he will be, tions of the Rent Acts. were not valid agreements: the group of people move into a a sanction if they remain intran- sigent". the market will find it's level". The original intention of the courts should in future "inquire defined premises, where they he said, adding that he had Rent Acts was to protect whether as a result of an agree- are not lodgers. they arc joint Mr. Dunk, Senior Rent "spoken to quite a few land- tenants from eviction and to ment relating to residential protected tenants even though Officer for Leeds district. con- lords and none of them seem regulate rents being charged, accommodation the occupier is non-exclusive occupation curred with these sentiments, over worried". by allowing tenants and land- a lodger or a tenant." To be a agreements (licences) have added that the time to process a Anne Baxter fell that some lords to register a fair rent, to lodger rather than a tenant the been signed. claim is approximately two landlords might go out of busi- be determined by a Rent Offic- landlord would have to meet months, but would rise signifi- ness but that most "couldn't er, seveal conditions, including the WHERE DO YOU GO FROM cantly if too mans' students reg- afford to sell tip", having taken The concept of licences, regulalon of' who comes into HERE? ister for fair rents. Anybody out large mortgages. over a however, arose in the early and leaves the main door of the Most students will not legally can consult the Public Rent short period, in anticipation of 1970's and they were sanc- premises - they would have to be tenants: they can effect Register. at 31 Eastgate. for higher rents. She added that tioned as a legal agreement by spend a considerable amount of quicker repairs and can register examples of fair rents reg- landlords couldn't sell with sit- istered, These they can use in ting tenants anyway. negotiations. 'T he welfare departments A meeting was held with the would be "interested to hear of larger local landlords on 20th any cases of difficulty, or from September at which the present people who have tried negotia- position was explained, to a tion", they will help with any , mixed reaction. C'hris Tidey legal problems that may arise as : •ZnaZdarfaMenanNOMENaglar commented that "they knew a result. £300 more grant please Nt..S PleleSIDENT. Phil review of the grants system, the POOR ACCESS FOR DISABLED Woolas has called for a 17% overall value has still declined. LEEDS UNIVERSITY Union increase in student grants, Asked if he thought there Whiteley., has called for im- disability may lead to a student Welfare Secretary, Claire which should mean an extra was a strong possibility of gain- proved facilities for disabled being failed on their course, It £300 on the existing allowance ing the 17% increase, the NUS students. points out that changes should of £1,800, President told Leeds Student She told Leeds Student -The he made immediately. The proposals follow a that he was generally pessimis- Late Again Union doesn't care about dis- I mprovements arc being period of silence on the part of tic, but thought Sir Keith would abled students," made at the Lt '1' building at LEEDS UNIVERSITY Union the Department of Education have to make some response by the moment. -I he Union and are again toying with the idea of After amending an NUS and Science on what is a politi- mid-November. the Unoefsitl afe jointly extending the Tartan Bar li- Conference on facilities for the cally contentious issue. follow- With the government aware disabled Claire Whitely has dis- paying for a is Ht0,000 lift for ing Mast year's row over prop- of public and hack-bench opin- cence. on selected nights of the week, to 2.00 a.m. tributed copies of the recom- disabled students. It should be osed grants cuts. ion, it is thought unlikely that in Operation this November. But don't get excited. the mendations to the union coun- NUS officials also want a re- there will be further cuts this cil and executive. Nevertheless the lift will not introduction of the travel grant year. wheels of bureaucracy turn slowly. and. due in particular to These guidelines highlight descend to the level of the Old (£50 for those in College Phil Woolas claims that it was Bar. accommodation and £150 for th NUS who had created a poli- the necessity for minor structu- the problems faced 1./‘ disabled those living at home), the tical consensus on the issue of ral changes. Treasurer Frank students. The leaflet stresses Claire pointed out various phased removal of parental student grants and denied that Horvath doesn't envisage that even though new facilities otherproblems around the Un- contributions to grants and claims for a £35 per week wage activation of the plans before may be expensive then are ion. "The disabled can't use the Easter. In the meantime he needed to ensure that eVC rso one washing machines in the Union index-linked awards related to for all students aged oser 1.6 - the student cost of living in- were unrealistic. welcomes students reactions to has an equal opportunity . because of a ramp which In handles stead of the general rate of the prospect. The report suggests that fai- hibits access. The door Adrian Campbell Greg Heaton lure to recognise and act over are the wrong height. There is Last year's campaign against also no disabled telephone, and grant cuts led to MP's being THE POLYTECHNIC phone- the tables in the coffee bars empathically to student prob- have been badly situated." deluged with complaints from in service for students in dis- lems in a way which the former the public and focused media tress, Nightline, is now being Polytechnic service could not." She continued "As I think we attention on lawernment plans operated by the Student Union The Nightline service is as ail- should have more disabled stu- to axe funding to colleges and during term-time, able to any student seeking sup- dents it's money well worth students. Formerly under the control night line port or guidance, he their prob- spent. People should not he dis- Although this produced a of student counsellor Monty lems large or small. criminated acoinst purely on partial climb down by Educa- Quate, and manned by mem- in the words of Poly President, erns-time: 442602. the grounds of disability rather tion Secretary . Sri Keith Joseph bers of staff. the service is now Jill Sink h. "The service'', she a aeation: lae 439751. than academic ability." arid the promise of a widescalc run "by students for students" said. --was now able to respond Greg Heaton Catherine Cuthbert LETTERS To whom it may concern. towards either the catering or buy my egg and cress roll (with LAST YEAR, we the members the presents would be welcome. brown stone-ground flour, and of the Park Lane Students Un- We believe that the NSPCC a smattering of pepper on the ion arranged a Christmas party is a very worthwhile charity and egg yolk). I really must com- for some children of the we hope to give at least some of plain in the strongest possible NSPCC. The party was a huge their children just a few of the terms about the design of the success so we have decided to things most adults take for new Old Bar. I am pushed from do it again this year. granted al Christmas. side to side by hurrying stu- The party will be for 100 chil- Yours sincerely. dents (causing me to drop a dren this year and we would Michael Day dollop of said egg onto the lapel like to provide food and soft (Park Lane V.P. for Events) of my dark purple crushed vel- drinks. We would also like to Dear Editor, vet suit, leaving a nasty and present each child with a small unremovable. dull stain there- WITH reference to the first edi- gift or two to help fill out their on), I am forced to stand up. as tion of Leeds Student we would stockings and it is to this end room on the seats is scarce Dear Editor, It was felt, and this was like to ask how the "fashionable that I now appeal to the charit- (which has a drastic effect on I AM WRITING to explain why proved correct, that the most student protecting his latest able side of your nature. my Dolcis de-luxe Cuban LILT anti-apartheid group pick- effective time to picket the uni- purchase from X-Clothes" on We will endeavour to provide heels): and worst of all the eted Barclays Bank last week. versity branch of Barclays page 12. came into this world most of the materials for the tasteful lime green decor Apartheid in South Afrioca would be during Intro Week. with such a big chopper?!! does not exist in a vacuum. it New students could be encour- party but we are only a small clashes horribly with every shirt Students Union and so very li- Yours (in awe) in my wardrobe. Therefore has to be financed. Running the aged to bank elsewhere and 11, H.P. those students already with mited as regards expenditure. have swallowed 28 valium: largest military force in Africa, Dear Editor, a highly efficient and brutal Barclays could be persuaded to We would he grateful if you Goodbye cruel world. police force and one of the big- close their accounts given that could help us in anv way. i.e. AFTER having queued forpre- Yours t erminally gest secret services in the world grant cheques momentarily put anything that you could donate cisel 28 minutes 3(-1 seconds to 'klgernon (BOSS) does not come cheaply. many of them back into credit. Deprive the Government of this It is impossible to say how cash and it will be forced to may first years boycotted Barc- dismantle apartheid. lays but it must have been in the YOUTH & Electric • Voice • Dance Of the 'big four' high street hundreds given that we per- banks, Barclays lends and in- sauded fifty people to close their MUSIC vests in the South African reg- accounts. The Barclays portaca- CUSHION Includes single 'Romantic Love' ime more than any other. The bin served little purpose other recently seen on the Terry Wogan other three are not perfect, they than providing somewhere for CONCERT all have investments in South the police to shelter when it and Max Headroom Shows. Africa but Barclays is the one to rained. TOUR 1985 have a full scale involvement, The anti-apartheid society that is, they actually have banks would like to take this oppor- WilSNIITH Wednesday 23 October - BRADFORD there on the South African high tunity to thank all those who National Museum of Photography, streets. supported the picket on behalf Film & Television. For this reason it has long of the oppressed peoples of been the policy of the anti- South Africa. Let us hope that apartheid movement and of the British Government will Thursday 24 October -- YORK black South Africans themselves soon declare sanctions against De Grey Rooms to boycott Barclays. The South Africa. National Union of Students also Amandla: supports the boycott. Students Exhibition 6.30 are encouraged to join prefer- Concert 7.30 ably the TSB or Co-op banks for Paul Brannen the least involvement in South (Secretary LUU Africa. Failing that any other Anti-Apartheid Tickets: £2.00 bank or building society. 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e ull-litT ARE, FRtENt,5 f.orj, ,? OLD 50N ?. Page Six ARTS • LIFE F ORCE• ORIGINALLY blessed with the splendid title, 'Space Vam- pires Lifeforce is an extrava- gant exercise in London-in- Jeopardy horror and cheap titillation and would have re- ceived a resounding Dougic raspberry were it not so glor- iously daft. Directed by Tohe Hooper ( who cornered the market in overblown splatter flicks with The Texas Chainsaw Mas- FORESIGHT sacre). the —et... plot concerns the return to earth of the Space This week we ask the ques- Ship Churchill, its crew reduced tion, has summer o'erbrimmed to charred latex (courtesy its clammy cells and once again amateurish make-up depart- penetrate the alcoholic miasma ment ) and its control room now of this season of mists and para- populated by three perfectly ce t mot. The answer is preser, ed nude humanoids perhaps. with money in your apparently in a state of sus- pocket the world is your whelk pended animation. so here is this weeks attempt to To cut a long and far-fetched fill an embarrassing silence on yarn as short as possible. this the arts page. naked trio (two nondescript Film Soc's Friday evening and rather emharrssed looking cultural pearl in the RBLT at males and the statuesque 7.30 p.m. is the catfish violent Mathilde May) begin to wreak thriller Assault on Precinct 13, a terrible vengeance on the directed by a young John good citizens of our fair metro- Carpenter. This is not a film polis. The lives of the victims suitable for children. and has are not as one might expect. nothing whatsoever to do with drained via the pulsating jugu- woodwork. lar, but are instead extracted by 'This leaves you just enough means of a violent snogging time to grab a pint of lemonade technique employed by the fli and black and [emit to the Play- gorgeous and pouting Ms. May. • "Doc - you gotta tell me has the plastic surgery really improved my bust?" house to see Blatt! presented by Enter the'dour Colonel Colin nudge). he manages to save the Lifeforce is actually worth the 'this could be the end of civilisa- two ex-members of The Joey's Caine of the SAS (a role which city from thermonuclear obli- two and a half quid it now costs tion as we know it' variety) and the details of this cabaret act will haunt the previously highly teration by the military and the to see a film in the comfort of the appearance and subsequent can he seen in the advert oppo- rated Peter Firth for the rest of audience from further suffering the Odeon. However, for the demise of porky Home Secret- site that the Playhouse kindly his career). Having fought his inflicted 1w his ludicrously brisk spectacularly apocalyptic en- ary Percy Hesehine. Lifeforce donated to us. way through a London peopled and tightlipped performance ding. the presence of Frank is an absolute must for a ho,vv The biggest '...0 my God did by more desicated. wailing which suggests the emotional Finlay as the Peter Cushing evening in front of the video. you miss it' event of this zombie figures in the immense- range of a garden gnome. type Vampire Hunter (given to v,eekend happens on Saturday ly' entertaining climax (nudge It is very dehatcable whether portentous statements of the Dougie 12th at the Ralph Thoresb Community Theatre in the form of the highly acclaimed Trickster Theatre Company and their show Charavari. A BEYOND g 1HUNDER BOX spectacular with a capital O000h, Trickster combine cir- A LONG haired \ tax who has really is? It's a situation that Thunderdome is a hilarious society, and particularly reli- cus with vaudeville to produce a had all his possessions stollen, an may sound as impossible as post-apocalypse Leslie Crow- gion. -There ain't no tomorrow- performance peopled by ingenious ampitheatre where Morrisey eating a lamb chop, ther, greased hair, hunched worrow land", he says Max. as strange creatures. apparitions elastic ropes mean you can fight but I kid you not. back and that smarmy smarmy' he deflates any hope that he. or and the occasional acrobat. It is on the ceiling as well as the You see something's hap- voice. He even gets class strug- any other, will mysteriously definitely well worth missing floor, a tribe of lost children pened to our Max; he's de- gle in there, as Master-Blaster, come and take the tribe home. Get the impression we're deal- the ( yawn) Blues Brothers at awaiting salvation, and a society veloped from an uncomplicated chief of Under-world and thus the Playhouse which founded on pigshit. Sounds in- psychotic into an understanding in charge of the vvorkers, battles ing with something more? by the . time you leave the bar will be so triguing? It should do. chap who just happens to be with Aunty Entity (Tina Tur- Yet Miller knows what he full of like-minded inebriates Yes for everyone's favourite very good at killing people. Un- ner) for overall control of Bar- does best, and projectiles are that you will not see the screen. killer is back - Max Max, a man fortunately it leads to him being tertown. soon embedding themselves in and even if you get there early who makes Dirty Harry look banished to face his doom in the Hoviexer Miller is too percep- peoples bodies again. Bigger you'll fall asleep. like Ronald MacDonald, has to desert only to be saved by a tive to let his film become bog- and more spectacular than the Sundays present little of in- recover his vehicle, stolen by a tribe of lost children believing ged down discussing vital ques- other two films. `Beyond Thun- terest for even the most earnest passing pilot. Things get compli- he will fly them home in the tions. lie isn't trying to make derdome' sheds the cult rag cultural vampire. My advice is cated when he becomes meshed wreck of a jumbo jet. Instead something like •The Big Chill'. which hangs over 'Maws I and to stay in bed and read the in Aunty Entity's schemes to Max leads them to a paradise of but he shows how an action film II', and goes for a visual pig- Sunda\ papers. or go for one of rule Bartertown, and (inevit- car chases, the nearest he gets to can mean so much more than out. It's got two starring roles those mean and moody roman- ably) ends up having to light a going to heaven. different ways of maiming bad- (and Tina Turner is excellent tic strolls in an attempt to clear seven foot slab of meaness in the Amongst all this. writer/ throughout). flash camera- t hat Saturday night hammer Thunderdome. But what's this? director George Miller presents His tribe of children bear a work. but above all it's intelli- that wont stopping hitting you Max refusing to despatch his us with some excellent vignettes close resemblance to the one in gent. It's almost enough to on the head. opponent because he sees what a of contemporary culture. The Golding's Lord of the Flies. make you want an Australian This all leaves you prepared poor. misguided simpleton he man who introduces us to the l.ike Golding he too examines accent. John 'Vague for the film of last year. 1984. A faithful adaptation of Orwell's classic novel with a totally w reeked John Hurt in the title role. The film was One the best to come out of last year and is well leaving the comfort of our fireside and Songs 01 Praise (or (Sun. 7.3(1 p.m.). Opening on Monday 14th in the Raven is Theatre Group's recent Edinburgh success Gross. Written by Mark Wad- low and Pete Morgan it is an examination and expose of the advertising world and its subtle insidious effect, centering upon t wo individuals at different ends of the selling process. As the red-breast whistles from the garden croft and gathering twits swallow in the sky. I'm off for a pint. Jonny Keats Page Seven ARTS PLC/ HOUSE GENIUS THE GENIUS of Howard tists role. The justification of lirenton's play is a fast talking. the blind search for knowledge apparently amoral nobel prize- for its own sake is turned upside winning mathematician who down. his stark cynicism con- shatters the leather arm chaired fronting the wide eyed naivety complacency of a midland's of the young mathematics stu- university senate. However. dent in a head on collision. In The Genius is as much about the end all they can do is the Machiavellian corridors of scream at the potential man has academia as it is about the nuc- to destroy the Earth. lear debate. Meanwhile the arts based His arrival is seen by the boffins on Senate struggle with Vice-Chancellor and Bursar as the meaning of Lehrer 's equa- a mark of their univeristy's tion. When confronted with the academic cudos. In reality Leo implications of their discovery Lehrer (Terence Booth) is not a the Vice-Chancellor refuses research hungry academic. but them the sanctuary of the uni- a refugee from the Pentagon versity and turns them over to and its war machine hungry MI5 in an ivory towered refusal generals. to face reality. Even the bumb- ling, idealistic Bursar is turned In discovering the 'key' to over to the Ministry of Intelli- nature, he has an equation that gence thugs and is forced to • The genius by Howard Brenton. in explaining the universe could accept that this is not such a just as easily destroy it. Just like green and pleasant land. Einstein before him who said The Genius LEEDS that if he had known that his is one of the best Playhouse productions I work would have led to the have seen in many years of atom bomb he would have de- Optimistic attendance. Im- PLAYHOUSE voted his life to the design of pressively staged on a set of cuckoo clocks. Lehrer wants to unpretentious simplicity, the Calverley Street 442111 unlearn his knowledge. sub- play had a visually surreal Until 19 October FILM merging himself in a cocaine quality, heightening its REGIONAL PREMIERE of Saturday 12 October 11 15pm induced escapist euphoria. Howard Brenton's nightmarish subject. THE BLUES When a young maths student THE GENIUS BROTHERS (15) Gully Brown (Juliette Grassby) This is a shocking play. and 'Makes a lot of other recent One of the best comedies of comes upon the same know- excellent drama, made all the theatrical contributions to the recent years, this film reputedly ledge Lehrer is forced to relive more horrific due to its proxim- nuclear debate look puny'. wrecked more cars than any ity to reality. Guardian other in the history of motion his discovery and confront the ' THE GENIUS' is about the pictures. dubious morality of the scien- Carl Hindmarch failure of the University ideal'. Sunday 13 October 7 30pm Guardian 1984 (15) Mon/Tue 8pm, Wed-Sat 7.30pm Orwell's classic parable of the Matinee 3pm Sat 19 October. f uture - starring John Hurt and Richard Burton. LEEDS PLAYHOUSE - NEXT DOOR TO THE SPORTS HALL TICKETS ONLY £1.70! BIAH! STARK RIVING HUMAN 'ALTERNATIVE' cabaret acts and the Edinburgh Festival Fringe have forged a sturdy alliance, sometimes verging on inter-dependence, in past years. Could the time have come for a change? Perry and Fanshawe demonstrated in the unlikely setting of Leeds Poly's Studio the unique strength of their act; its independent adaptability. Recently torn from the protective bosom of Edinburgh ever appreciative late night audiences, not only did 'S.R.11.' survive in an atmosphere of comparative sterility. but seemed to thrive upon it. Chris Eymard and Robert Llewellyn were Janice Perry. topical and poignant is worthy of far more praise than the 'this years thing' treatment so commonly doled out on the Edinburgh 'lap of honour' tours. It half of 'The Joeys' - now they are was a genuine privilege to witness her denciously ripe talent sharing its fun with us provincials. Her act has an unassuming and wholesome 'home-baked in Vermont' appeal to it, a charming vulgarity. Perry takes her audience on a tour of her distorted visions, ranging from the grotesque paedophiliac Charles Aznavour, to the apocalyptic BLAH! Margaret Thatcher full of drugs (more than she already takes) singing a song written for her by Tina Turner. Don't miss their new show Perry's singing talent is formidable, but even this is parodied in a five minute instant opera. for which her costume is a negligee and a wonderful Taj Mahal style pin cushion of a hat. All Perry's antics were washed down by a delightful mastery of FACING UP her audience. Simon Fanshawe provided a star contrast. Far more composed casual and Comedy with a political edge at conventional, if there was a microphone stand Fanshawe would have leant on it. A stand up comic with nothing new, besides an emphasis on his homosexuality, LEEDS PLAYHOUSE Fanshawe cashed in on cheap laughs about oral sex, just as Les Dawson does with his mother-in-law. Despite having an off-night Fanshawe caught the audience beautifully with the Friday 11th October 11.15 p.m. question 'are there actually any heterosexual men here tonight?' Of course - no reply, and so Fanshawe was licensed to launch his ridiculing of this hetero-society. STUDENT TICKETS JUST £3.50 Where Perry had a spell to weave, Fanshawe had an axe to gring. both valid stances but I felt it is the former which we don't see enough of. roll on next year's Fringe. 72 442111 for details Matthew Cole Page Eight OPINION for an increase in temperature company. Union Carbide has a to go undetected, as it did in had health and safety record at REMEMBER Bhopal. this and other plants. For exam- The refrigeration jacket sur- ple, since 1978 there have been rounding the gas tank had not six accidents in the Bhopal BHOPAL been functioning for at least six plant alone, ON THE night of the 2/3 De- months, leaving the gas at a U.C. also confused matters cember 1984, approximately higher than safe temperature. after the tragedy when they re- 10.000 people were killed in the A caustic soda scrubber was fused to reveal which gas it was. worst ever industrial disaster. supposed to neutralise the gas or whether it was lethal. its Over 40 tonnes of a deadly gas. which did happen to escape antidote or how to minimise methyl iso-cyanate, was from the tank - it was not oper- exposure. U.C. officials de- coughed out over the city, as the ating. liberately misled people by pesticide plant's safety mechan- Finally the flare tower and saying that methyl iso-cyanate the pilot flame which were in- was an irritant but not fatal. isms failed one after another. • One world group demo in Sheffield. The factory was owned ha tended to burn off any leaking The leakage has affected the Multinational companies Union Carbide India Limited in gas also failed: the flame was lives of one quarter of Bhopal's factory premises and a lump however. also bring political. Bhopal. and the victims are still off and the tower was discon- population and now, nine sum for investment in alterna- suffering while the company nect ed. months atter the disaster, peo- tive productions. economic and social control. tries to avoid its responsibilities Furthermore. the plant was ple are still too weak to work 3. That it pays salaries to the over labour and people. and American lawyers make a only designed to cope with an and families have to try and entire workforce until a settle- To effectively challenge a profit from their plight. emergency involving 40% of its survi.e without any income. ment is reached. company of this size the victims gas capacity. The water sprink- Many children were 4. The Indian government pro- of Bhopal need to he supported Union Carbide's culpability is lers which were supposed to orphaned. but the state's re- vides technological assistance in their struggle. Soliclarits dearh s n if we look at how neutralise any escape could not habilitation facilities are in- for alternative production, groups have been established it ran its subsidiary company in reach even the height at which adequate to cope with this and financial support for welfare in- and political actions taken place Bhopal. The plant's safety the leakage occurred. Nor were other social problems. Numer- tiatix es of thepeople. and in many countries. mechanisms were not of the their any as detectors on the ous spontaneous abortions and guarantees a food supply and Recently, a group based in same standard as those in the site. still births were reported and an income to gas victims. Sheffield held a protest outside U.C. plants in the West. childbearing has become more The Bhopal tragedy raises the the U.0 headquarters there and Its U.U. plant, for example. The lack of operating safety complicated and dangerous. issue of the 'Third World's' luck occupied one of the offices. The has a computerised pressure/ mechanisms was not so much If toxins have entered the of control over multinational action took place on the din temperature system which an accident as the consequence food chain there also may he corporations. A company as U.C. closed its plant in Bhopal. would have made it impossible of a cost reduction drive by the generic damage to the crops in large as Union Carbide - which The demonstrators talked with the surrounding countryside. has interests in 137 countries - the managing director about U.C. wants to close the plant has the resources and power to the Bhopal worker's demands. completely but this would mean influence the governments of After one hour .those people more job losSes. They believe many 'developing' countries. occupying the office were re- that the plant should he used Union Catbride's annual moved by police. They then for alternative production of sales are more than the gross gave out leaflets in the city cen- safe, cheap and useful goods. national products of many 'de- tre. performed street theatre The workers have made a list veloping' countries. In addition and collected a petition. of demands which they pre- to financial power. Multina- If you would like to find out sented to the company and tional corporations have access more about the Bhopal issue or which have so far been ignored. to skills. technology and in- what you could do come to the They demand that: formation. It is argued that they one world group. the conference bring capital and modern tech- on Bhopal on 2nd November in I. U.C. withdraws its closure nology'. and hence must be wel- London or the national demo on notice. comed bN countries seeking 'de- 30th November. The company gives them the velopment'. A one world group member Poster Bazaar Day in Riley Smith Hall MONDAY 14th OCTOBER. 10am till 5pm * ROCK * POP * PUNK * FINE ART * * FILM POSTERS*

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FILM POSTERS Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence • James Dean and many European. Peg. Ninf. Keith Langley the records. '91 Rock' don't re- gard this as a drawback, but Investigates inevitably it is. Student pirate There was a marked differ- ence between the station's radio administrators and the D.J.'s. FROM RADIO FUNKY TO The DT's were keener to sup- 91 ROCK port local music and anything else that is independently ex- Radio is a powerful medium. pressive, whereas the station and in most parts of the world it manager and others were essen- is used for reasons of power and tially budding media execu- money. but it also a creative tives. As 'K.D.' admitted, "the medium and can provide a wel- station is a launching platform come relief from the bombard- in terms of good credentials for ment of video. future careers." There are over Radio is a difficult medium to 100 college stations and the re- experiment with in Britain be- cord companies have targeted cause independent FM radio the 'college scene' as an impor- (pirate) is still illegal. If it were tant channel for airplay. legalised it might bring about Overall, '91 Rock's' orga- an even greater commercialisa- nisation and programme output tion of the airways, but it would was obviously impressive, with- also grant legal access to a out being too professional, medium that still has an unful- music gets played (the shows station manager) is no hindr- a rich university even by US apart from practical problems filled potential to be exciting range from 'bluegrass' to 'reg- ance. In fact, it's a very worthy standards) and so there is some such as D.J.'s being initially and an opportunity for free ex- gae' to 'jazz' to anything that is part of the station's program- monitoring and control exer- attracted by the novelty and pression. said to be new and finds its way ming. and the live p.s.h.'s turn cised over the station's activi- glamour, but not having the re- Students in Leeds have oper- into the station's library) and out to he entertainingly comic- ties, but '91 Rock' has never quired commitment, or records the jokes get told. A deliberate ated pirate stations from such al. had its funds cut off and has getting damaged or stolen. the incongrous places as Henry policy is to avoid what the com- The audience is predomi- been on the air since 1956. place seemed to chug along Price and St. Mark's. Last year, mercial stations play, which nantly aged 18 to 35. 90% of very smoothly. When I told Radio Funky broadcast from isn't difficult if you want to play whom are students. This is them this, there was a telling the top of the Henry Price 'good' stuff. largely because the station chorus of laughter. They all building every Sunday with a broadcasts at 430 watts and QUOTE 3 agreed that despite a vaguely pre-recorded mixture of music QUOTE 1 only has a five to six mile "We're fighting a battle to efficient image the reality is and sketches and was eventual- "Students in Leeds have radius, but work is almost com- play progressive music be- 'part chaos, part confusion`! ly listed as a recognised pirate operated private stations pleted to 'up' the power to cause of the Southern Bap- The following afternoon I station. Radio Funky's operat- from such incongrous places 14,000 watts, which should tists." turned to 91FM and heard an ing costs came to less than the as Henry Price and St. change the demographic char- cost of a round of drinks at the Mark's" acter of '91 Rock's' audience. Warehouse and the money was These changes cost a great deal far better spent. So, obviously Very little country and west- and even without them the sta- There is also some degree of QUOTE 4 it can he done, but the law and ern is played because there is interference from religious "There are over 100 college finances prevent efforts on the (understandably) a glut of it in QUOTE 2 pressure groups. 'K.D.' com- stations and the record com- scale of 91 Rock, the Vanderbilt Nashville. Much of the airplay "A deliberate policy is to mented that "We're fighting a panies have targeted the col- University student radio station is orientated towards requests. avoid what the commercial battle to play progressive music lege scene as an important in Nashville, USA. At the mo- Apart from music there is a stations play which isn't dif- because of the Southern Bap- channel for airplay." ment, there is little hope for news team who cover local ficult if you want to play tists." Any records that contain activity on a similar scale at news stories and student affairs good stuff." so-called offensive language Leeds or anywhere else, but all as well as provide a 'what's on' have to he edited. Emily, one the same it's interesting to hear guide. They also do band inter- of the DT's, mumbled wryly in REM album play on repeat about students doing something views. particularly local bands. tion costs 30,000 dollars a year the background "We have had several times until the D.L, constructive. By US law the station has to to run. our knuckles rapped by the who had fallen asleep on his What makes '91 Rock' dis- play one recorded and two live The money comes from the moral majority." It's also vital porch. finally arrived to do his tinctive is its free format and public service broadcasts per University Student Govern- to stay on good terms with the four-hour stretch! relaxed unprofessionalism. The hour. which, says 'K.D.' (the ment Association (Vanderbilt is record companies who provide K.D. Langley

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CONTRARY to popular belief there is indeed semi- intelligent life beyond the last pub at the top of the Otley Road. The trick lies in tracking it down. Apart from unparallelled scenes of pastoral beauty there are a large number of quaint little towns populated by a large WETHE BY YORK number of quaint little people and a ridiculous number of FOR ANYONE who may feel The town is presently gearing ALTHOUGH it sounds corny, sheep. like venturing out into the itself for its biennial Arts Fes- there's something for everyone But seriously, once you get bored of boozing and being Yorkshire 'wilds'. Wetherby tival which takes place this in York . . so much so that surrounded by students, which can happen surprisingly certainly has some pluses that month. The floodlighting of the you can't usually see enough on quickly, step foot outside of Leeds and discover the real make it one of the more in- weir on the thirteenth heralds your first visit. Yorkshire. teresting points of call in the the commencement of a busy For a start. there are hun- It costs very little to jump on a bus and can he immensely area. It's only thirteen miles programme of events. dreds of pubs to choose from! rewarding and relaxing. north east of Leeds which This includes art exhibitions, York also boasts several exclu- So if it's country towns, stunning museums or just a quiet - makes it a comfortable day's poetry readings and musical sive restaurants and if you were w( )iitl lk. way from the urban sprawl that you're looking for. read trip. events, the most notable of to go on a shopping day you'd Even on the wettest of days which is a rare excursion to the also be unlikely to he dis- there are still enough points of provinces of the Ronnie Scott appointed. interest to overcome any feel- Quintet, performing at Wether- York's clothes, craft and art ings of discomfort the rain can by High School on Sunday 27th shops are on a par with any bring on. October. major cultural centre - a wel- A festival caravan has been come sight come Christmas Wetherby's situation on the installed outside the Town Hall time! All in all plenty of oppor- north bank of the river Wharfe for bookings. anyone interested tunity to spend money! means that there are a number should tel. Boston Spa 844718 of interesting walks which can for news of events. Perhaps the Yet York is probably more he undertaken all of which are famous for its history: it div BR A 0 festival ramble on Saturday highly recommended. (Details after all start life as a Rornat. BRADFORD'S comparative Film Theatre. which along with 26th could he the occasion to youthfulness means that it has the NMP has the best film prog- of these can be obtained from introduce strangers to the de- fortress town in AD71. Theist Mrs Clarke. Footpath Secret- are many opportunities to visit k en more Victorian architectu- ramme in West Yorkshire, with lights of Wetherby. ral pomposity than Leeds. wit- four times as many films a week ary, tel. Wetherby 64577). There are regular buses (nos. York's past. as there art enough museums and churche! nessing the marriage of High- than the Leeds counterpart. Wetherby itself is a pleasant 795-799) to Wetherby from Renaissance with Low-Gothic For the more down to earth market town. its outstanding fe- Vicar Lane bus station. On to keep any local school teaches happy! in a plethora of civic buildings. day tripper Bradford has some ature being the profusion of Sundays there is a bus at every Its wide airy streets and re- remnants of its dark satanic forty minutes past the hour (the You couldn't possibly mis! quite delightful pubs and many latively neat compactness bring past. fare on Sunday is reduced from York Minster, which dominate' of them boast colourful histor- most of its attractions within Although now part of the ies. 80p weekday tare to 311p). the skyline with its tim• -ten easy reach of the Metro hound northern industrial wasteland it (and scaffolding!). The- touris visitor. was once a major producing brochures tell me that tht Only 7 miles away. that's 30p centre, relics of which may he medieval -stained Ledo: window: off-peak. Bradford is easily ac- seen at the Bradford Industrial arc of worldwide repute. flu cessible, with regular buses run- Museum. housed in a former frankly, there have eiw a5 s. beet ning from Vicar Lane (red spinning mill, complete with its too many other 'interestine ones) and the Kirkgate Metro- very own adjacent mill owners places that I've preferred t( bus depot (green ones). Trains house it shows the type of con- resit'. Aso run regularly from the ditions the present government t: ex.imple, the Yorvit Central BR station. is working to reintroduce. ! %e . , e1 t e e,- eluseihe I or el Bradford's prime attraction is On the entertainment side minute iide reioiieh the National Museum of Photo- Bradford boasts the usual Tet- man villagevillage e with no eltect graphy. Film and Television ley haunts. however purists will spared. At one point you este ( NMP). A latent regionalist be relieved to find that the smell an authentic cuss pit! Tin eesture from an increasingly march of the potted plastic museum is also reputed to he entralist Arts Council, the palm trees has not yet reached the best husking spot in York \ \IP puts the concept 01 the many of Bradford's houses. and shire. as the queues are usualh museum firmly in the 20th een- you will have no trouble finding so long. L115 with lots to see and do. and floral flock wallpaper, oak The castle museum takes you not a dusty display cabinet in panels and the occasional spi- on a more comprehensive tou sight. toon. of York through the ages. Fa Add to the museum the ex- As with the Leeds club scene train-bulls York is also host tensive and ever changing care must he taken before part- the National Railway Museum photographic exhibitions (all ing with your money and en- But you don't have to tout free) and the largest cinematic ding in some dreary dive, the museums to capture York% image in Europe in the form of Worthy of note is the I in 12 historical atmosphere. 1-lire the !max screen and the NMP Club of which good things are . bike from the city square. in must certainly not be missed. reported but its whereabouts just walk along the narrow Bradford Playhouse as well unknown. medieval streets, such as thz as possessing a modest rep pre- Bradford is essential - with so Shambles, or along the rivet sents a varied, sometimes much going on it would be stu- hank. obscure theatrical programme pid to ignore it. York's definitely worth a visi which can guarantee the occa- Contact: NMP. Princes - thousands elf American tour- sional Beckett along with Wes- View, 0274 732277: BFT/ • Yorkshire Mafia families gather, 'Flat-cap' Arkwrighr in ists Can't be that wrong - neithe. kers, Millers and the odd Playhouse. Chapel Street, 0274 famous clog-pushers, pose around god-mum 'red hot pokers' tor that matter can this North French farce. The Playhouse 732277: Industrial Museum, Rose. umhinan! also acts as heist to the Bradford Moorside Road, 0274 631756. HE MEA NW 00 VALLEY T All WHEN YOU'RE tired with tan district boundary. en route views of the valley to the right yourself. you should walk past This is sometimes necessary - visiting the Original Oak. the to Otley. and reassuringly shows that not the golf course and then left unfortunately so. since the Faversham and the 'Phontig- The walk covers approx- every last square inch of land is alongside the lane youjoin, Trail, which is otherwise an ex- raphique. why not go and dis- yet covered by urban areas. imately 7 mites. but don't let eventually arriving at the hack ceptionally good and enjoyable cover the rarely talked about that put you off The Trail is Stage I we' brings you entrance of Golden Acre Park, walk, does fall down in the mat- Meanwood Valley Trail? conveniently divided into four through the lovely Meanwood ter of route-marking on more Guides for 15p are available at Without a knowledge of the sections and you can join or Woods up to the Ring Road than one occasion. Tourist Information and act as Trail you might, however, fol- leave it at any of these. and to the start of Stage Three. Trail arrows arc often few a good backup to the trail, as low the footpath sip straight This extremely enjoyable and far between, sometimes well as pointing to sites you Whether you prefer serious on. through the fields and end stretch takes you through Scot- might like to turn off and see walking or just fancy a jaunt up two miles out of your way at misleading and occasionally. as land Wood, past the in the example of the reservoir, The "Frail begins by the Mars- through some lovely country- Seven Eccup Reservoir . den Statue at the corner of side. this walk is wholehearted- Arches Aqueduct (arid it does conspiratorially absent. Despite have sec en arches) and into The moral is, do take the Woodhouse Moor and leads ly recommended. all that, it's smashing to discov- Adel Woods. guide with you, which gives a er a route that brings you into you behind Headingley and Stage One runs principally , superbly detailed description of Adel as far as Golden Acre behind Headingley along the midst of the countryside Beginning Stage Four. and the walk, but do also ask people literally right on your doorstep. Park. at the Leeds Metropuli- Woodhouse Ridge. It opens up feeling justifiably proud of if you are on the right track. Definitely worth giving it a go. Page Eleven CONTRIBUTORS RENE COX around CARL HINDMARCH MANDY KELLY ROLFE KENT BEN RNYDDING GOLDEN JAY RAYNER KEVIN STUART ILKLEY MOOR ACRE JOHN TAGUE FOR THOSE people Ito are that inscriptions from as far not looking for inspiration in hack as the 1850's can he found museums or ancient churches, with great ease. or indeed, just want to escape Clambering over the brow of the urban sprawl, Yorkshire the hill one comes across an offers some incredible open impressive pulley, which looks spaces. like a set from Blake's Seven PARK ILKLEY I Perched up above Ilkley and probably has been. FOR THOSE who feel they MMORTALISED in the sons, attractive As Ilkley has its own town is Ben Rhydding. To the On Saturdays and Sundays haven't got enough energy to the town of the same name is college students aren't looked cynic, it might just look like a it's a favourite spot for rock go striding :fel o+s the Yorkshire I he sort of place that is great to on as aliens, so don't worry pile of rocks and indeed it's climbers. who clamber like Moors, but just want a quiet visit. but no fun to Ike in unless about wandering into a pub and hard to deny that this place is strange insects all over its wall. stroll, Golden Acre Park offers you're over 65. It's a pictures- realising it's all gone quiet. In dominated by rather large But enough of these purple a quiet refuge. que, middle-class town with few fact there are a lot of pubs to stones, prose. Ben Rhydding can he A short bus ride up the Odor. shops and banks. In other choose from, most arc worth a But for the windswept reached by British Rail to.Ben Road from the universi ty words a ideal place to escape visit and there's more than Hall. this park amongst us. these rocks provide Rhydding station and then a Itodinillim to. when the rigors of on-the- enough to guarantee inebria- a wonderful platform on which steep walk uphill. Ask locals for quite a few acres of landscaped edge urban life become too tion if you fancy a crawl. to stand and admire a view of directions. and naturally wild land, criss- much to face. It it's your thong. Ilkley has the Yorkshire Dales which can Just down the road and in crossed by streams and So now you're on the verge many interesting buildings to of a nervous breakdown just easily make you wish you'd be- similar vein to Ben Rhydding is ornamental bridges, with taste- investigate, and it has its own.. fully placed hedges of rho- jump on the bus and Nivarna is come a vet. Ilkley Moor, which makes up theatre that presents an in dodendron bushes, which in only half an hour away. The purple heather gently for what it lacks in rocks by teresting selection of produc- spring and summer produce a Obviously it's vet- % eas‘ to sways as the wind whistles having a lot more sheep. tions. So when the pubs are just wonderful wash of colour, escape to the moor. .1+ it's !List too crowded, relax in a Ilkley through the crags. ruffling the This is more of a traditional It's not particularly stunning up the hill. but the to,, n itscli bar. odd sheep and all at once Cathy piece of moorland. with rolling and I leathcliffe appear from hills of heather and fabulous mag.nifieem hut is quiet .131(1 Ecru:Talk, pleasant and enjoy. behind a rock whistling some views of other Yorkshire able tor a tew hours wandering old Kate Bush song. Moors. These heights are not It's a great place to go `yomp- wuthering. but withering. ins' about in or just lying about dramatic enough to humble in if the weather is good even the most arrogant. They enough. stand in defiance to urbanisa- Ilkley Moor can he reached GRAND THEATRE, tion. but can't manage to fight by bus or train to Ilkley town off the ravages of man. and then another steep w alk On the flatter rocks on the uphill. Again. ask the locals if LEEDS top of the ridge. generations of You !ILI lost. but if you keep 22 26 October at 7.30pm visitor+ have carved their names s, diking uphill you shouldn't • Fearful Alt mourns loss of his ith incredible devotion. so mt.. it new clipper card.

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REVEALING PERSONALITIES In her new book, The Analysis of Handwriting, Diane Simpson provides a comprehensive and en- tertaining guide to handwriting analysis. Defined as a 'scientific art', graphology is now widely used in business and recruitment. Last week Helen Slingsby met this famous graphologist and asked her to unravel the mysteries of some of our own ruling executive members. Read on to see how Diane Simpson blows the gaff on their personalities and characters.

CHRIS TIDY Yeme-r , L.P.S.U. Deputy President Diane Simpson (Graphologist), Austicks Bookshops, Head row. I 4..2N 4..aet rx.i,m, • THE dominant lower zone of Chris's handwriting reveals that ,- LPSU Deputy President is both wards his natural liveliness and L woof c,r.c:Lorli=)x joyy\ per' o,.424 materialistic and has a definite desire for involvement with others, as revealed by his close drive toward satisfaction. - 'A hit too uptight', comments up writing. UNe— - EkL ANNE BAXTER Diane. for Chris's carefully Chris is logical and cool but U.U. Deputy President controlled handwriting is a bit the falling lines (particularly see crv,.& too samey. She suggests that he in his Ts) reveals that he too evvotik c_7 ACCORDING to Diane Simp- should establish more of a ba- was not happy at the time of son 'overall this person is jolly lance in his life and turn to- writing. well-balanced'. The sped of writing is a 'clear e . c 2 g-4 k - el.TV signpost to the writer's mental bow ,Frirwpgevi, JILL SMITH "" `Al' "Nfa *' If L.P.S.U. President l 1, 4 6 and physical agility' and in this Pt' t co cIX I rift ¶eCt.4 / 1 C.P1^ case Anne writes very quickly amil vv Otvvy THIS writing is erratic, the which denotes a quick mind, a (•-e q_ix• k■ai^ ,0146 40,vt- AtAtAcAkS lines are wobbily and the words ...tendency to be impulsive but it - , are not carfully formed and this c•-s Sceek... AV eese c..41S‘s also denotes a lively personal- Vv ity. implies a lack of control. h bz.o.4 cio r .11 (.441 km., 11,4 24■•• 1 cry 140en All writing is divided into "A jolly extrovert" is how three distinct zones: upper. THE EDITOR Diane described Jill the upper middle and lower. Where as the Leeds Student zone is large and therefore, she upper zone denotes the past i.e. is goal and status orientated but shows that Jill has a tendency to thick loopy writing reveals a distance horizons, ambition. WELL I'M happy so there - is modest with it because the cover up feelings of inadequen- creative and curious nature but spiritual leanings and fantasy. rhythmical handwriting you small middle zone reveals that cy. because it is disconnected it the middle zone is much more see. she is not obsessed with herself. The style of writing is also a also means that she is easily down to earth and represents Apparently my' control is Nevertheless, her writing in- big clue to the writer's view of distracted and often a great everyday living and activity. good because my writing is reg- clines slightly to the left which his or herself. In this case Jill's justifier of her own actions. Meanwhile the lower zone rep- ular and evenly aligned (I must resents the past and a tendency have been sober when I wrote ROB MINSHULL toward this sort of handwriting the lettere L.U.U. General Secretary implies that the writer is instinc- Large handwriting reveals I Lobos tik 117 LAMA 14,t 01010'- Wet/Pig:WI,

tive and is often a horn survi- am extrovert most of the time WHAT impressed Diane about 1 w VitPineleliole$1 4k C$44 IV lek Ive EA. Gwp vor. and the large upper zone sug- Rob was his self control. this , Anne has a dominant middle gest goal and status orientation. man is ahead of himself'. she ovva tleArAiN 54W-107i (op. VvIc P•wlni zone which suggests a tendency Areas of reserve are implied said. frli;144.oic to concentrate on day to day through occasionally narrow Rob's thin and annular hand- affairs rather than wandering handwriting. writing is connected- which re- trve itirb miAA.,-Pvvvo around with her head in the Falling lines couple with aes- veals a goal orientated and de- Vrtivi4v1"63, clouds. It also suggests a strong thetically pleasing writing sug- termined nature. will and self-reliance which. gest creativity but a slight pes- However, its extreme angu- writing suggests an introversion Secretary is happy with his posi- coupled with the wide spacing simism at the time of writing. larity also implies an inflexible. tendency. At the time of writ- tion! between the lines (line spacing ruthless and almost Machiavel- ing he wasn't too tense but his implies the interplay between lian character! strongmindedness means he THE ANALYSIS OF the writer and general environ- 1 According to Diane, Rob is. HANDWRITING BY DIANE to ele mood %1.4 eatIA can eel quite uptight. ment) reseals leadership qual- generally speaking. an ex- SIMPSON IS AVAILABLE ities and aloofness. "fee4 "1 dor littvi4s trovert hut apparantly the dimi- Rhythmical handwriting re- FROM MOST BOOK SHOPS seals that 1..tri — s General Attitudes towards life can be Nit 14 s6.41,4„, nished upper zone of his hand- AT THE PRICE: £4.95. revealed through analysis of connections and letter shapes. indeed fluidity of writing re- THE SIXTH TRIUMPHANT YEAR! flects the smooth flow of the 1) 14-19 Oct Mon Sat. 7 30 p.m. Man. Ton • Sat. 2.30 p writer's thinking processes. In PAUL SYRYSKO *his case the writing is con- L.P.S.U. Vice President Btll Kenwri hts Production of nected and Anne is thus logical reN g and singleminded. This person LIKEWISE with Jill. Diane (,,, THE SWISH HIT MUSICAL could sound rather prickily but noted that Paul 'could do bet- TIM RICE & ANDREW LLOYD WEBBERS her looped is and d's reveal a ter' as far as control was con- receptive and sensual nature. cerned. His last handw riling which is untidy implies a gP tendency to leave things un- JCIandtS s 1 finished. 1 His largish 'look-at-me' writ- L war/ ing along with its narrow style KEVIN SHUTE DREAmcom TOM SATTERTHWAITE reveals a desire for close in- volvement with others and an President President, Kitson College outgoing nature towards people rather than material things. KEVIN'S knotted 'F is a sign I lEAVY pressure on the paper of self-centredness and the way suggests great energy and will- Paul is in two minds as to he uses a circle to do his AN UNDOUBTED power while the scatty hand- what interests him at present. reveals he is trying hard to he TRIUMPH 'A DAZZLING writing. implies neglect: Diane The falling lines of his letters L.wateeiti Erie. RAINBOW MIX different - a bit of a poser? or music SONG Chotecerapey by salts him a 'corner-cutters' imply falling spirits. a tiredness AND ACTION . suggests Diane. HENRY METCALF Overall. however, Tom's and possibly a restlessness with GO ALONG AND Apparantly he has a tenden- Costumes desired by CHEER - even alignment and regular DAVID TEARY his present occupation. I lowev- cv to let a situation run away Everimq Ntws writing coupled with the neglect er, his connected and aestheti- Mlusteil DieettoA by with itself, the way in which DAVID STEADMAN and speed, reveals he has good cally pleasing handwriting sug- some of the words tail off at the control over any situation. gests a good eye for and interest end reveals this. Toes Se fee Mon Eve Ryon Boxes Like Rob. Tom's writing is in shape. colour and appear- Set Mat Purley if It or core Tue Sal EX 00 When not circling his Adults 15 50 E150, BSA Adults fa 56, E350 112 50 extremely angular which means ance. Kevin dots them right of the Children ft SA. 1350. C255 Children 050.1250 (IAN he is analytical and often un- At the time of writing. Paul's stem and this implies an impul- SCHOOL PARTIES o 10 or more £2.50 Toes - Fri compromising. unrhythmical style and the sive nature. Mats only • 1 teacher tree with every 20 booked Again unrhythmical writing However, he is an extrovert to r poo diminished lower zone (drive) BOOK Tr,:„07-ze ...::::uliwIt tat sou_ makes me wonder if anybody is suggested that Paul was not and his wide writing shows he NOW rdic..41°Drg happy. 5321 459351 ei 440.11 content. lacks inhibition.

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°A D Page Fourteen MUSIC JAll PREVIEW AGE OF IN A grey Leeds One of the few shafts of light is that there is plenty of jazz on offer. not to mention other related music CHANCE Leeds Jazz promotes concerts b■ some of the best known THE AGE OF CHANCE musicians from this country and also from the USA, PINK PEG SLAX although the organisation is run solely by amateurs who love Leeds Poly the music, This is proved to he a guarantee that the concerts It you have been reading the are congenital and well-run affairs, artists permitting. miisft press this summer. or in- On Tvionday 21st October. the Vienna Art Orchestra plays deed listening to late night a Leeds Jazz concert supported financially by both the Arts Radio One, then you would ex- Council and the City Council. The Orchestra and the related pect The Age of Chance to in- Vienna Art Choir are led by Matthias Ruegg. the writer and spire a frenzy worthy of the arranger of much of their material. However the style of second coming. Indeed, one playing is very much modern, with passages of collective and would expect drooling young free improvisation as well as elements of all kinds of Twen- things to attack the sta&e„ tieth Century music. armed with flowers and gdts. The Omen in Leeds will centre on Ruegg's 'The Minimal- for verily hath this hand been ism of Erik Satie', treatment of some of Satie's music which greeted as saviours. gives it life in a jazz context with the occasional strain of Yet. by this evenings showing other influences being heard as well. at least, many will soon be Later in the same week veteran but dynamic blues guitarist clothed in sack cloth and ashes and singer Lowell Fulson will be playing at the usual venue and will walk around in groups for Leeds Jazz. the Trades Council Club. Decades of consis- carrying tolling bells. With the tancy and energy are the back-drop to his current tour and no sole exception of their single blues fan should miss the opportunity to see him. 'Motor City', which lacked the Both the above concerts will cost £3 to students and the spirit of the recorded version. unwaged, although members of the LUU Jazz and Blues their set failed to impress a very Society will be able to obtain tickets for this and every other obvious eager audience. Also it Leeds Jazz concerts at a discount. would have been nice to sec Jazz music can be found in pubs in Leeds as well. Those them actually enjoying them- who are interested in experimental music including free selves. The guitarist definitely improvisation, rock and the entirely unclassifiable should needs cheering up. The Age of note the existance of the Termite Club. upstairs at the Chance have much to do, and Ade1phi Hotel in Lower Briggate every Friday night. This many more jokes to hear before week there are three rock hands, whilst next week offers they can live up to their acco- • Polaris missile? • Pic Baz Arden both a rock hand and two improvisors from London. Jazz lades. At the moment the are fans will want to know that the Siger Band plays on October on the wrong side of interest- 25th. The line-up includes baritone sax player George Has- ing. and nearer to catalepsy lam as well as other reeds, bass and drums, and trombonist ANIMALIZE than catharis. (Did Isay that?) Paul Rutherford is the guest musician_ Paul Herbert The Pink Peggers won this ANIMAL NIGHTLIFE the balance; Animal Nightlife particular local challenge hands Polytechnic lived up to their reputation as down. At least they know the AS JOE STRUMMER once one of the better club bands. rudiments of fun and frolics, said, "Watching'Top of the playing exciting dance music DAY Of ME.... and that a good tune more than Pops' is like having your face owing more to Soul Train than compensates for any supposed gaffer taped to the front of a the current Top Ten. THE TRIFF1DS country/folk, The Triffids bet- Riley Smith Hall trendiness. In fact, the next pinball machine." The spotlight was almost ray a gut affection for the sonic- time you're feelin' low, and THE DAN' of the hybrid, Part stolen from vocalist Andy Polar rock burn-out. This is no had need something cool and snap- After sitting through half an 1: From the backwaters of no- hour of mind-numbing candy- - is by the brilliant saxaphone of thing: if they could do more of py to liven yourself up, mosey where they came, taking from what they do best (and what I that passes for the nation's Billy Chapman who enthralled on down to a Slax jig where you floss every style that stood in their the audience with seemingly happen to like) things would be can he sure to hear mighty fine number one chart show, Anim- path: bred from the seeds of effortless solos throughout the much better. As it is they're tunes. and possibly the worst al Nightlife formed a welcome swamp ballads, and reared on set, which included spirited ver- attempting to squeeze big guns jokes you're ever likely to hear. panacea to the commercial gar- the heavier strains of rock, it is bage that is currently accepted sions of 'Preacher, Preacher'. into small ears, with the result- Pink Peg Slax are the very promised they shall inherit the 'Native Bov' and the last single ing cramped and uncomfortable best antidote to the dazed stu- as dance music. earth... 'Mr. Solitaire'. sound. This hand should allow por that The Age of Chance left Thursday night at the Poly Though the trouble with Andy's on stage gyrations their darker side to dictate, this us with. Long may they slap revealed an enthusiastic and prophecies is they're rarely ful- and disarmingly camp crooned is where the better face of their their thighs. Sebastian Melmoth successful attempt to redress filled. And The Triffids are yet music resides. intros. \ re soon rewarded by to prove that they're an excep- uninhibited dancing from the The Triffids are not stupid: tion to this particular rule. De- receptive crowd. although lack they hammer out a fine line in spite the amount of praise of new material necessitated violent, shuddering rock; The heaped on their heads by crits the repetition of 'Love Is A Triffids are intelligent: they can from all parts of the globe. Great Pretender' and see the shortcomings of relying they've still to discover their 'Preacher. Preacher' in the en- on one limiting style. though true style. Admittedly they in- core, although these along with they've still to bridge the gap corporate a breathtaking range . 'Native Boy' proved the high- between vision and realisation, of musical forms in their set, lights of the short one hour set. release the but these components remain The Triffids should bats and follow of a All in all it was a brilliant separate. and largely unrelated the path Life of Crime. performance from an essential- to one another. Assimalat ion of ly live band... definately not for -Lvanous musical types is yet to It may not he raining plea- those who don't like having a take place. sure yet. but the storm clouds good time. Although they do dabble are certainly gathering. Dawn Thewlis with the softer melodies of John Tague • Something to smile about • Pic Baz Arden LUU EVENTS Leeds Cosmo Club presents -THE FRIENDLY NIGHTSPOT- Offers 20% discount to Students with SATURDAY 12th October • Tartan Bar - £1.50 B-MOVIE + DISCO + LATE BAR Union Card and UB40 holders on all TUESDAY 15th October • RSH £2.50 Admission Charges. EDWIN HEATH THE WORLDS Wednesday and Thursday nights FOREMOST HYPNOTIST SATURDAY 19th October • RSH - £3.00 DISCO NIGHTS THE DURUTTI COLUMN Free admission for ladies TUESDAY 22nd October • Tartan Bar - £2.00 Exciting Live Bands • Restaurant Service THE GUANA BATZ + SURFIN DAVE PLUS The Best Reggae and Disco Music AND THE ABSENT LEGENDS Tickets available from JUMBO RECORDS or The Union Kiosk — AVAILABLE FOR PRIVATE HIRE — - Page Fifteen

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ALB1Ms: David Brine wth. Ilus goes Llouble :al the I .0N-Lti the fill\ ( - Barmy' could he the From The Knee Play (LE NI I). One's 'Locate and Cement'. Beach Boys or the Kinks'), The Residents/Pat T.V. L.P. which is des tined not to become ( Ralph/Doublevision). Chris MES's much discussed dicta- Andy Keishaw's favourite re- tor theory of rock bands is here Carter/Mondo Beat (C.T.I.). cord of the \ car/month/week/ shown to be the secret that lays The Lined One/Locate and Ce- hour or se,:orict. Old New ment (Metaphon). behind The Fall's longevity and Romantics nia, remember The continued relevance. No Loved One's from the least ac- Though best known for his SPINE FUHRER OF cessible number on the 'Some HOBOKEN is here I can tell psychotic. comsumptive Talk- Bizarre Album'. They've be- ing Heads person. David Byrne you! Giving one Hanley a rest. come considerably less main- new man Simon Rogers pro- has been establishing himself stream since then and have now over the past few years as an s-ides the music for 'Spoilt taken to playing Pettit Apple- Victorian Child' and draws all-round. thoroughly modern ton's sound sculptures. man about town and composer from NIES his best lyric/rant of the album. In fact, NIES has to the stars. 'The Catherine The result is far from the ran- Wheel - allowed him a foot perfected his writing to such an dom clankings and scraping extent that the lyric and the through the door of artistic that vou might expect. The acceptance (as if anyone needs rant/rap are indistinguishable in sounds are tuned and. except the general feeling of spon- it): now, the 'Music From The for a couple of tracks spoilt by Knee Plays' find him sitting taneous exhileration. Admit- unwelcome vocal intrusions, tedly,. 'What You Need' repre- comfortably in the front room: very soothing, almost hypnotic. slippers on and pipe smoking. sents this theory gone wrong, ( Faaar out). A record to play in but of the Quantifier', the greenhouse to keep the The 'Knee Plays' are from 'Barmy' and 'Ms New !louse' Yuccas happy perhaps. I'm not shout with a black suppressed Robert Wilson's sprawling sure whether there's a future . impatience. work 'The Civil %Var and. thus, for this sort of thing as more of Byrne finds himself filling the the same may become tedious. Also Brix's influence seems role that Philip ( ;lass had on to he affecting NIES at a much However, the range of moods , 'Einstein On The Beach'. De- covered on this recording leads deeper le ,e1 (naturally) than spite the dissimilarity ol Rogers ever could. The • The good Doctor. Pic: Tony Woo!gar. me to feel that more may he approach. Byrne opts for a coaxed out of the sound sculp- psychedelic interests she re- reinterpretation of a New tures. vealed on her Adult Net record seems to be pushing further Orleans brass band with his Gordon Taylor DOCTOR WHO? own solo speaking voice car- into The Fall sound. Where this rying the libretto. against Glass will lead is hard to say - on the All Vs. L1.1 ... the students are back... a mass of heaving flesh keyboards and massed choirs. 13th Floor Elevator or in di- crammed into bars that can hardly contain them; the drone there is still an elusive affinity 'This Nations vorce? THERE'S A MES- of hundreds of hurried conversations. a summer ending. a between their work. SAGE FOR US ALL, NOW new academie year, and all the new faces. So let's test their Saving Grace' LISTEN. cool. how to introduce them to life? So what if we say get As with Glass 'big hand' pro- You can POP OFF WITH down on the floor and kick your arms and legs in the air like ductions, and in keeping with YOUR PAPPY POP perfec- tins dribbling creatures attacking imaginary bicycles. Will the brass hand tradition, the The Fall tion, and LLOYD COLE CAN tiles take it? 'Knee Plays' are primarily en- EAT SHIT, as The Fall re- Merry Pranksters all, are Doctor and the Medics merely semble pieces with the players. I T'S YE FALL YOU invest in woolly microphones rehashing the excesses of the paisley era._. Hawkwind for the including such luminaries as BLEEDIN EEDJET! Well of and tin cans for drums after Bauhaus generation? The answer is yes. but the reason is Fred Wesley and Ernie Watts, course it is, MES is almost be- threatening to slide into sterile fun. as the serious hands delve too deeply into pools of keeping to their places and per- coming tedious in his effortless pop clarity on 'Perverted By - misery. and the popular bands spray chrome sophistication forming faultlessly . refinement of classic modern Language' and 'The VI, ondorful on a candy floss base. people like Doctor And The Medics. rock and roll. The rept:9111.in at and Frightening World oh...". The Adult Net, and The Dukes tit Stratosphear play purely The failure of the Residenis 1,, repetition is rarely achicNed Who needs the utterly distinct for fun, let the good times roll, we're on the bus; but the get a proper distribution deal with such a high degree of ori- lyric (no mystery), pristine latter bands were just one-offs done h) members of already must he counted as something gionality. while MES's NON- guitars (no dirt) or fiddling established hands of a more serious ilk. which leaves the of a tragedy. Though a very MALLEABLE SLANG Fairlights (no comment?) Lis- Medics. small scale tragedy. Although TRUTH remains both stimulat- ten to the 'Paintwork'. the Clive. the Doctor: the amazing Anadin Brothers, in their more Residents' material is he- ing and utterly baffling (wilt, no Horn/Lilly-white theory of omit- druidic robes and crazy dances: the classic fuzz guitar. bass coming mailable in this platitudes on a .plate Charlie'?), sound is like watching paint dry and drums line-up: and the songs priceless little gems like the trY . most ot it tends to be holx d- Perversely, The FaIl are now by comparision. BLAST EN- 'Molecatcher's Boot'. 'Round And Round' and remember lensed k.ersions of die originals_ in the position where they can LIBERACEISNI. Be- .l ohnathan? 'NOBODY LOVES YOU WHEN YOU'VE 'Pal T.V. consists Ott ex- draw on (or pull apart) their sides, how can you dislike a GOT NO SHOES', tracts from two separate video own past as well as rock and record that enters your home If the joke is still lost on sou. well there's always a final releases. On one side. 'The rolls, Subsequently. this disc town into rock 'n' roll mytholo- speed thrash through Abba's 'Waterloo'. Just go with the Mole Show (liver; on the has angular echoes of 'Witch gy? Mark. Halifax and I thank flow and pass me the doobic. other. 'Whatever happened To Trials'. 'Slates' and 'Ilex' as you... and look out Memph-s! Gretchin Fetchin Vileness Fats'. Strangely well as nodding irreverently at Steven Walsh enough. it's the live material that suffer most through the divorce from the visuals. I Tuesday October 29th crowd keep applauding for no Leeds apparent reason and the editing seems rather arbitrary at sonic Polytechnic X M A L points. The 'Extract Of Facts' THE side is classic Residents. The Students DEUTSCHLAND tunes are of an almost nurser_ • rhy me simplicil% . set with Union £3.00 fairs-tale menace lurking in the WARIMINE Tuesday November 19th background. At their best, the Residents make the most dis- 19/21 SOMERS STREET, LEEDS LS1 2RG turbing music to he heard. 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T IONS F LIFE OF BR AN Yummy Micheal Palin, scrun- chy John Cleese and the rest of those smiling Monty Python brothers in a crypto- religious giggle. Fun and fro- licks in Jerusalem, smiles on RAMBO NYLON SHEETS spills and teeth. And their TRICKSTER the Sea of Galilee, see it be- ALL HIS' Sensitive and perceptive dis- Raven Theatre, Friday 11th at fore dawn or I'll chop your cussion of the darker side of 7.15pm. £1.25. Ralph Thoresby Theatre. BEVERLY HILLS COP Saturday 12th October, 8.00. balls off. Beverly Murphy as a cop in human nature, the enormity BLAH BRAZIL the Hills. Not as good as it's of the films scope can be cap- Leeds Playhouse, Friday 11th Puzzling and disappointing tured in the recurring verbal WANTED ONE BODY hyped-up to be, but a worthy at 11.15pm. Student tickets De Niro film, which has nice motif of "Eat death, Johnny Civic Theatre, Friday and Chaucerian yarn, all the £3.50. crinkly bits around the edges, same. slant-eyed Commie lover". Saturday. Price £2.00. but not much in the middle. BLOOD SIMPLE Sheer poetry. ON THE ROCKS DIVA Classic study of violence. FLETCH Leeds Poly, Creative Arts Stu- SEE HOW THEY RUN Art-house fave; it might be Tense, atmospheric, and A sort of comedy thing, it's dio. October 17th and 18th, Leeds Art Theatre. Wednes- brilliant, and then again it almost worth missing got Chevvy Chase as a man 7.30pm. day 16th to Saturday 19th. might be pretentious rub- Michael Palin for. who thinks he's a motorcar THE GENIUS bish. Squeeze in past Rodney (aww schucks, only kiddin' Playhouse until Saturday GROSS and Cicely discussing the BLUES BROTHERS Fast moving pork-pie hats, good buddies). Complex- 19th. Monday and Tuesday at Raven Theatre, 14th to 19th. psychic significance of their whizzing wrap-around sung- plot, and a few laughs, but 8.00, Wednesday to Saturday No information but see the paisley scarves. lasses and hot, hot music. (Of not really worth missing at 7.30. noticeboard for details. YANKS both sorts: Country AND going to the toilet for. Over-paid, over-sexed and ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 Western). It's a reeeel 1=1 over-here: those saviours of Tense and violent modern- 11 laaarfff. i the Western world are back day siege drama, a winner all fren 1984 •ecr• to deliver us from godless 1■ I mpressive adaptation of the way down the gun barrel. something or other. God as s: bless America. you-know-who's novel, star- MAD MAX II ring John Hurt as Winston A personal fave-race: Mel 'I BRADFORD Open daily (except Mon.), DESPERATELY SEEKING 'dig-the-haicut' Smith, and don't see why he's any more Playhouse: Tartuffe, until 11am-6pm. SUSAN Richard Burton as the attractive than me' Gibson as Oct. 19th, at 7.30pm. Like a got into the groove, treacherous baddie. Worth the avenging angel in post- YORK Heeeeeere's Thingy. Yes the missing your Sunday tea for. apocalypse Australia lie it's NMP: Napoleon, Oct. 13th at Theatre Royal: Trumpets and woman of the moment (and PALE RIDER slightly more civilised than 3pm. Raspberries, Oct. 16th - Nov. Madonna too), star in this Conscious attempt to revive pre-apocalypse Australia), Jubilee, Oct. 15th and 16th at 2nd. surprisingly good post-Satre the once great western, it's where fuel is currency and 7.30pm. Grape Lane Gallery: Until romp. Music's crap, though. got Clint Eastwood as the bullets are IOU's. Oh I could Exhibitions: Until January, Oct. 19th. Ernest Greenwood TRADING PLACES preacher man and very little wax lyrical for the rest of the The Image of the Train; 'Sunlight and Shadow' land- Eddie Murphy stars in a fun-o else. Punk, it's not guaran- page (and what do you think Home front - until Novem- scape paintings. laugharoonie with thrills and teed to make your day. of the new logo's Good eh?), ber: Instamatic Views of New Impressions Gallery: Nation- so just go and see this brill-a- York, by Pogus Ceaser; until al Portrait Exhibition, photos thon. YUM. December: Marcus Adams. by children aged 8-10.

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Helix Ltd, Stourbridge, England. Page SPORTS Cross HOCKEY Leeds Uni 1st X1 I . its direction and went off the RUGBY Bardsley 0 boil for quarter of an hour on Country either side of halt time. Bard- LEEDS started strongly and af- sley however. missed all of their CANADA THE FRESHERS Trial held and running further than ter sonic ten minutes of con- many chances and allowed on Saturday afternoon was necessary. stant pressure forced a penalty Leeds to creep hack into the the first fixture in the Cross The mens race was won by flick to be awarded. Keith game. Country Club's busy season. John Sherbon, who being a Twigy. who has recently joined As ever on the We•twood TOUR The recent dry weather pro- second year was unable to the IHBC. came to the spot and pitch sound basic skills and end- duced ideal conditions over collect the Freshers Cup: this fumbled it in, the ball just bob- less running (as displayed by the Meanwood course and a went to Mike Trees who ran bling over the keepers stick. Richard Spurgeon) are needed fast pace was expected. well to finish second, well The university side then lost to win matches this year. Unfortunately the races ahead of the rest of the field. did not live up to expecta- Jenny Rea convincingly Leeds Uni 2nd XI 3 Lewis smashed home two tions due to the theft of some won the ladies race without Bardsley 0 course flags and poor guid- getting lost, over a minute in short corners to round off a A VERY successful three week tour of Eastern Canada and the ing, which lead to several front of Lesley Lake, Penny LEEDS started the season superb display of wing play 'S was undertaken by 21 mem- competitors becoming lost Clark and Anne Murray who with a creditable victory, The third goal followed good bers of the Rugby Club in eventually crossed the line as albeit against inferior team work on the left and opposition. The first half was %kid!. converted by Paul More- September. ton who drilled the bull scrappy although as the The team played extremely - home with great accuracy. CASUAL WEAR short cut near the finish due match progressed Rambo" well and finished with a record to missing marker flags. Ballard increasingly Bardsley meanwhile were re- eight victories to just one COTTON DRILL duced to infrequent counter of From the performance of threatened both the Bard- defeat. losing only in the Mon- attacks and apart from a fine FISHERMAN'S these four women it would sley defence and the treal Irish Tournament to the line reflex save from keeper appear that Leeds University umpires. eventual winners. SMOCK £8.45 Law the Leeds defence pre- will have another strong In the second half Leeds Available in 3 colours: took command and Keith vented any attempts on goal. The two hardest matches Navy Blue; Royal Blue, Red ladies team. played both ended in excellent Small (36/381; Medium (40' r victories for the team. the re- Large (421441 Ex-Lar e 146 g sults being ()-4 versus Burling- BED BOARDS FOR SAGGING ton (US) and 2-S versus Picton County. MATTRESSES acrosse 'Victor Excellent place kicking from CHEAP SHELVING Leeds Uni 9 Rob Foreman gage hint the top ALL D I Y REQUIREMENTS Suddenly, Leeds ran riot. lapse into long spells of poor Heaton Mersey 7 The midfield won possession play. The value of summer points seer: for the tour and TIMBER • ELECTRICAL most members of the party LEEDS start the season with a repeatedly following the attack aerobics classes showed as PLUMBING actually managed to score at determined win over hitherto to display their artistry opening Leeds cruised to victory. least one try. ROPE AND TWINE CENTRE unbeaten Heaton Mersey. up a 5-2 halt-time lead. Despite the loss of Huw From the face the Leeds de- After the halt-time Leeds Davis to a lucrative French con- Throughout the tour the Cardigan Carpenter fence had to survive numerous wandered the pitch aimless]. tract and the transfer of Ian team was met with excellent attacks, however they re- until Heaton Mersey regained t t erson, it seems the universi- hospitality with Burlington and 182 Cardigan Rd., Leeds 6 sponded calmly enough allow- the lead. It then became appa- ty are set to continue their rapid Halifax standing out. At several Tei: 787608 ing Heaton Mersey to score rent that the home side had too progress in the North of Eng- - tops the matches were filmed only once. much talent and character to land league. by local TV. Uni Motor Club Roaring Start

I I I F motor club's year got off to a Ellis in his SIlit/J.1 Spitfire who man- roaring' start last Saturday morning aged an impressive third overall. with an 'Autotest'. This involved much After a couple of drinks all the TRAM MARK skidding and many handbrake turns competitors returned for the Treasure from vehicles of varying ashapes and Hunt, which consisted of driving sizes around cones in Mount Preston around the pleasant countryside north car park, The challenging course was of Leeds trying to solve cryptic clues. timed and penalties incurred for hit- The event was not timed. points being ting cones and running over the time- gained by the number 01 correctl y keepers. as Tim Sunderland attempted soh cd clues. mileage being taken into SUPER account in the event of a be-break. to do. Most ears managed to complete the ■.-outs‘.. and met at the Scotts \ rms, The test was do hied into three clas- Sicklinghall. with the exception of car ses: front \‘ ho21 drive, large and small no. 4 driven by Nick (*lark and navi- ECONOMY saloons. The iverall winner yi as Simi in gated 1w Alison (icketall. I he hunt Pledly. last year's National Student was won by Steve Harris and Adrian PAD Champion. The best fresher was Chris Games.

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EXCELLENCE in their chosen The most notable achieve- helped the British team to the British team who were unlucky While not competing all the group sports presented passports for ment by a Leeds athlete came quarter finals where they were to be drawn in the same British athletes enjoyed the nine Leeds students to travel to from university swimmer. Tony beaten by the eventual winners. as the United States, China and warm hospitality of the the World Student Games in Day. Tony. an astrophysics North Korea. Mark Fenton the Soviet Union. This stiff Japanese, excellent facilities of Kobe. Japan. this summer. finalist. swam the third fastest being singled out as one of the opposition proved too much for the purpose built village and Five athletes from the I500m freestyle ever by a Bri- outstanding keepers of the the team who finished ninth. extensive television coverage. polytechnic and four from the ton, to take the bronze medal competition. It is significant Other university athletes at Although many Unions have university represented Great and break his own Welsh re- that the British were the last of the games included sisters Juliet financially supported other Britain at what was the largest cord, being beaten by two the European teams left in a and Katie Archer, competing in British athletes, all four uni- sporting event Japan has stared Americans. including the tournament played in distinctly the 400/800r a. freestyle and versity students had to pay £400 since the Tokyo Olympics_ Olympic champion. Tony non-European temperatures 201)m butterfly respectively, towards the cost of the trip. Teams including both the hopes to go to the Common- (103°F) and humidity (80%) on with Nick McKeown in the G.S. Soviet Union and the United wealth Games next July and the pitches of non-European hard- 100m and 200m breaststroke. Stales. maintained such a high Madrid World Championships ness and dustiness. standard of competition that in August. Adverse weather also even world records were not On the football pitch Chris affected the performance of safe. Conway and Mark Fenton Mick Hill who found the qual- ifying rounds of the javelin competition were being held while a typhoon was travelling along the coast. This resulted in a frustrating three no throws. Salt was rubbed into Mick's wounds during the final as the event was won in good condi- tions with a throw of 82m. his own personal best. Derek Brown, another field athlete from the poly had more success in the long jump com- petition, coming sixth in the final with a jump of 7.82m. • Left to right: Mark Fenton, Chris Conway, Vanessa Ellis, In the netball competition George McKinney (basketball manager), Derek Brown, Mick .alessd Ellis played for the Tony Day. SIMMER SKI-ING • 'Athletes relaxing'

university ski team exhi- Hempstead on June 22nd. The There v. as good news all lined their winter-sports skill team consisted of James round: Leeds was placed this summer the English and Eiloart, Judith Lunn, Jane second overall, losing to the RESULTS Welsh Unk \ Dry Slope Marshall. Richard `sinew and University of London: but beat- Chompionships. lidd at I lend Shane Jackson. ing well-rated rivals Kings and Loughborough. Individually, the news was Wpm IN BRIEF two shows even better: Richard Sinev only ! TUESDAY 15th came first ove•all. with a time I bZo WEDNESDAY /eh OCT nt 2-1,27. neath a second faster HOCKEY (Women's) than the runner-up from Brad- ford James Liloart the Leeds University Ski Club Captain. Leeds Univ 1st XI 1 CITY was placed fifth overall. with a time of 28.77. Jane Marshall Leeds Poly 1st XI 1 and Judith Lunn also gave high- VARIETIES ly creditable performances. Leeds Univ 2nd XI 2 coming 3rd and 4th in the LEEDS Ladies Championships, with Leeds Poly 2nd XI 2 times of 31.64 and 32.89 respec- headrow tively. Leeds Univ 3rd XI 1

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