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l • ding ro the Public Relations Depart- ;. \1SC', the MSU For A Day public •rogram will occur in Bozeman on

~tchcock, assistant director of Uni­ ;lations, said the MSU For A Day um intended ro increase MSU's relation- 1 the communities of Momana. • the University's outreach program," 1 said. ''The purpose of MSU For A s e;i\'e the faculty and staff the opporru- - r with and interact with our constiru­ . d Montana. We're lilterested in pro­ l with the opportunity to learn about , •j can do for them and how MSU

l.}:X:OCk said the faculty and staff travel to -mans of Montana throughout the year. ... .A •) 1~avel to about a half dozen cities and BtSt11 ... rh year,'' Hitchcock said. ''We just ...... SillsMI " ~ tbe doing our program in Bozeman on d This is the second time we've done our :1 r)lprogram. This past year we have also i a:; Timber, Lewisrown, Missoula." •. nling to a press release, the program ' :ie a variety of events throughout the y to increase relations between the '' l the community. · •.xmck said the Public Relations Office Lang Baker stands outside the Federal Building on tax day passing out leaflets describing how much of your tax money goes into different I 111 >planned the MSU For A Day for the federal programs. 1 · !tl years. see MSU page 2

1 J~eman resident leaves her legacy Greeks hold Banquet divorced prior to her death on May people can donate money," bers to recognize one another. 23, 1994. Kommers said. Marcus Hibdon "'It's just a banquet thac all the Mary Jean van Teylingen was a In accordance with van Exponent news editor fraternities and sotorities are in­ former srudent at MSU, active in Teylingen's wishes, the Mayo Foun­ Jessica Patk.S vit:ed ro attend and they have nomi­ ul doesn't grow on trees. Alpha Omicron Pi sorority and a dation donated $100,000 to MSU editor nated members from each oftheir ix ·esidential Scholars and long-time Bozeman resident. The through the MSU Foundation to Exponent managing houses and the governing bodies, I- Honors Program at bulk of her estate was left to the endow a memorial in her name. In recognition andfullowship, which are IntraFrarernity Council 1 State has received a Mayo Foundation, an arm of the Prior to granting the endow­ the Greek.houses ofMontanaStare and Panhellenic conncil, made the tiftform theMayoFoun­ Mayo Clinic, to promote medical ment, the Mayo Foundation evalu­ met last night in the SUB Ball­ choices fur recipients of the •.recognition of the late research. Jim Kommers, a member ated the quality ofthe Honors Pro­ the rooms for the annual Greek Ban­ award like Greek man of the year ·~P asley van Teylingen of of the honors committee, compares gram at MSU. Once approved, the quet last night. and woman of year;' Jaeger said. the relationship between the Mayo money was released to the univer- According to Jaeg~r, ylingen was the former Ryan "Basically it was just t0 announce Foundation and the Mayo Clinic to siry. . . media .;:hair for theintraFratecrury ' dy van Teylingen, MSU our accomplishments of the year that of the MSU Foundation to "My impression with talking banquet is a chance . hitect in the 1960s and Collllcil. the MSU. for fratcrni.i:y and sororii:y mem- see Banquet page 2 1e van Teylingens were "It's a vehicle through which see Legacy page 2 Featt.1res

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\\1th them was that the\ ''ere \er"\' im­ "\\'e .Ht' thrilled at with the g1fr,~ pressed\\ 1th our program:' Kommers said 0 DonnelJ ,a1d '"It's an endorsement of the Recause nmds for scholarships arc gen­ quality educanon that challenges vcn· mtd­ erated from the 1merest nm the principal of ligent stud.ems and attracts d10se students to the endowment, the first scholarship will be ~1ontana 'Irate U111,·ers1cy. \\'e're hoping tt a\ atlabl the fall of 199- will 10spire others to do the same · Thc permanent ~cholar,h1p 10 the l m Eight\ OC\\ students have been accepted \ crs1n H n r' Program will be ,.illed the mt the program tor tall 'emester Currenth :.tan Jcar 'an­ ~ l 0 snKkms are en- Teylumcn En,10\\ ed ··1 t' an endorsement ot the ro ed m the pro Honoi , 1..hola.rsh1p gram \1crur•1 qu.ih~ educanon that challenge ~ Jan Bos-.h O'Donndl. dm:..:tor \\ Hh the , h l' of the Honor; Pro­ very intelligent ·rudenrs .rnd at­ Foundari n said gram, said no 1.kfi­ tracts those students to 11on- me Pres1dent1al ~1te plans ha\ e been Scholarship and madetorthemonev. tana State Universin·." Honors Program Howe,·er. she be­ -Victori.l O'Donndl, director of is one of 19~pro­ hc,·es the mone\•w1ll grarns targeted 10 probablr be used to the Honors Program 'the eco;}d Ccn- pronde Pres1dennal rnn· Campaign. Scholar,h1ps. The campaign, whtch began on the centen­ Up to 20 Prcs1dennal Scholarships are mal onl ·c 10 1993, wa~ trnplemented by awarded each year. The scholarships prm 1de stud.ems, faculn· and staff and focused on full nunon, tee wa1Yer and a grant. O'Do1mell 1dencfymg top pnomy pro1ects across the said the scholarships arc designated for emer­ u111Yers1n·. Bosch said that while the Uill\0 er­ mg freshmen with outstanding academte s1n· has commmed S25 million to the records and a potencal to be further leaders. campaign, she hopes this endowed scholar­ O'Donnell said the Honors Program is ship will encourage others to donate as well. currently e.\.periencmg unusual grm~th and "It's our hope that potential donors will expansion. he believes the this endorse­ be as impressed as the Mayo Fow1dation was pl>otobyWI ment will help encourage more academi­ with the quality of cumculurn and stu­ The newly formed student chapter of the Wildlife society works on its first pro1ect, c/eanint cally talented students to attend MSU dents," Kommers said. creek behmg the Plant Growth Center on Monday. MSU ______from page 1 Banquet __ ""We have a calendar that gives "Basically 1t was just to armounce Gamma Delta. ""We gencr us the locations that we will be lOa.m.-11 :30 a.m. our accomplishmems ofthe year and and see what other house v1sinng for che next five, six, seven MSU President Mike to set goals for next year and basi­ ing MSU For years and the program has been in Malone and Tim McCoy, cally just ro hang out." ~ ~kmbers ofAlpha CXlStence for about SIX \'ears. n dean of the College of Agri­ "It was a nrne for all Greeks to won three ,I\\ anis, mdudm She said the prog~.1m gives culture, will mee~ \Virh l~cal come together and reward each other scholarship. c.impus mrnh A Day rhe faculn and staff the opnon co Ag. producers m building for accomplishment and focus on womanofthe\c.lr AJire leave :\ \ <;C and mteract with the Four .1t the G.i..11.ltin Count\' the future in regard to un1fnng the ··rm rrou1.t of oursch·c 7:30-9:30 a.m. Em­ ommun1n Fairgrounds. future of the Greek system:" added ~aid. "lt ''.is neat ro he r ployment sem 1 nar spon­ ·1 t alkm s for u' to ger off the Noon A commu111t\" lun­ Craig Riches10, presidem of the I'm rroud of al! the oth r , sored bv Moncana State and campus and tO meet with people cht':on will he held at z;1d h InrerFratern1tY Council. It w.i' gre;it ro see all the o the Bozeman Chamber of m their communmes and t0 learn in the Bozeman Elks Thelun J.1eger s.ud the highlight of the succceJ and achieYc.~ Commerce. The seminar is more from them," satd Hitchcock, cheon features President banquet w.1s guc ·r speaker Godfrey Other a\\ arJs ''em t open to all businesses and "\\'hat they expect trom rh1s in­ Malone: Da\ id Sands, an in­ Saunder. Accord.mg ro Jaeger, the Phi l:.ps1lon chapter ,chc will feature Corl.wn Bush, snrunon and to put a face on the ternational!) k.no\\ n plant pa­ speaker monv.1ted the Greek~ on Sigma Chi (phil.imhroJ director of Affirmative A.:.­ Univers1n. We hope tO make thologist and ~ara hp1e hO\\ to become more unified Omega (phdanthrop •) tion, .ind Bill Hanson, friends e\·en'\\ here '' e go " Steen, English Profrssor. En­ "'He spoke ab0ut urut\· .1.11d 1m­ Gamma Rho campus mvc Bozeman attorncv. According ro Httch~ock, the terta.mment will be provided port:ince of 1t w1thm the Greek >\"S­ ne\\ member of the ve 8:35 a.m. Twent,· MSU program 1sn 't designed ro attract bv The Montan.ms, Msu·s tem a.nd how unified we are .ictuall\ Crawford; man of the ] faculrv and staff will teach a students tO MSl competitive .:hoir. Tickeb arc are .1.11d htm we can use that to our ~kCm J and P1 Bera Phi wide iange of classes ar che "This program is not a re­ 57 at the door those plannang benefit:' Jaeger 'aid "'HO\\ we can ber ot the vear, Regan P Bozeman Senior High crumng program," H ttchcock to attend should call 994· urn fr our ca~pus bv JUSt the way we Jaeger also ,aiJ the School. said "However, we do place our 4571 for Reservations. can represent our:..:h·e:. m the sn­ the banquet t' 10<.-rcas10g e 9 a.m. -I p.m. Nursing faculn· mro rhc school and be­ 4 p.m. MSU officials rem ~ Riches10 was tmpre srudents will check blood Lause of char there are some stu­ will meet with school ad­ Jaeger said the Greek Banquet number of pamc1p.1.11ts pressure and answer health dents who are gomg to learn more ministrators at the Grantrct' serve-' a necessan· function in the the support each house' related questions during a about the opportunities ro attend Inn. G-eek w:.tem. He said 1r allows for other wellness screening in rhe school here," Htthcock said 8 p.m. The third annual recognmon ofGreeks .is indw1duals, "It was unique to lobby of che First Securitv "There's no quesnon abour that Wallace Stegner Memorial ar .is opposed to ha\'lng them onlv be percentage of {.~reeks r Bank. . but at base this 1s not a recrumng Reynolds Recital Hall known onlv bY their fratern1t\· house. sa1J. 9:30 a.m. Rick Jackson program it's a commumn pro­ Charles Wilkinson, Moses 'The tmrarrance of lt would be Jaeger said work on of the alumni foundation gram." Lakey Professor of Law at the rccogruoont:Ortellowmembersmthm banquet has already be~ "ill meet with Joo.I 4-H Hitchcock said the e\·cnr U11ivcrsin· of Colorado and the S\'Stem, not necessarih· from their hope partic1panon will D leaders to hear a presenta­ is open to an) one. enviromentalspokesman, will fratenuty or soront\· or their own mg. tion on the purpose and "The public is 1nv1tcd to all present "The Deer by the house, bi.it to acknO\\ :ledge wmebcxiy ~ ~\Ye tarred wor functioning of the MSU events and we're excited tO meet Road, Judge Wells and Home for their oucsranding scf\i e as a Greek spnng by rennng out the foundation. The meeting them," Hitchcock said "For Dance: A Quarter Century's member and that's probablv the basics Ballrooms,~ Jaeger said. will take place at the more informa ion, they need co Impressions ofthe Endurance of d1e banquet to a Greek member ~ is ro ha\'e the ennre G Bozeman Senior High call the Public Relanons Office of Native Sovereignty." Ad­ ''We take ome out and acknowl­ con, which is about "'00 School. Particulary to R \'P for the lun­ mission is free. edge what each of us are domg," said be 111 attendance m thaL cheon." Cindy Tu kr, pres~dent of Alpha it's gotten bigger and ASMSU Exponent · Tuesday, April 16, 1996 Page 3 aries: Frequent victims of crime

N (AP) - Tempo­ dennals were phony," he said. "It's laughable, but having at­ rs at Harvard's Wid­ Staff and volunteers are re­ tended the trial, it is not a frivo­ ry aren't supposed to sponsible for about 70 percent of lous defense. He had an obsession iced access co its famed book theft in U.S. libraries, he with the past and conceives of Stephen L. Womack said. himself as a Victorian man. He g his $5-an-hour job "It's all about greed," said thought of his collection as a re­ way co the Widener's Larry Shelley, acting chief of pro­ source library for studies in Victo­ ble holdings and be­ tective services at the Library of rian Americana," he said. e library slasher." Congress. Blumberg was sentenced to k scole and destroyed "'People tend to cue plates out 71 months in prison. 600 scholarly ' Layne said library crime re he was caught, ------often goes unreported by ad­ ministrators who fear news of 1otes threatening to tried to stop him. 'If I go jail, do you theft may discourage dona­ k, 42, testified in think they'll let me use the tions to the library. e was seeking re­ But tough economic times st authorities who library there? have been forcing administra­ ced him co a state -Stephen L. Womack, convict tors co go public, said Mike pita!, after unre- Daly, chief of security at icrions for mali­ Queens Borough Public Li­ uccion and exposing of books on nature and sell them brary in New York. to antique dealers or interior deco­ "The book budgets are de­ securiry specialists say racors. Then there's the person creasing so they have co come ws how little adminis­ who steals the entire book for a forward now co stop it," Daly to protect their collec- part of a personal collection," he said. said. When Womack was arrested, ground check would Library theft made headlines investigators found a kind of ren­ n Womack's previous in the early 1990s, when FBI egade reference room in his base­ s, but administracors agents found more than 20,000 ment. He favored texts in Larin and photo by Nathan Howard , at conducting such books worth millions of dollars in Greek, and rare books on early Chris­ Rev. Robert Beaulieu delivers Dante Filippini to his parents after Baptism in r low-level employees the Ottumwa, Iowa, home of tianiry in languages like Icelandic. the Holy Rosery Church last Sunday. Easter is the season of "neophytes• rly staff as well, said Stephen Carrie Blumberg. Pros­ Womack was convicted, and meaning "newly planted.• ne, a securiry consult­ ecutors said Blumberg stole the on March 14 was sentenced to . Smithsonian Insciru- idemiry of a Universiry of Minne­ seven to 10 years in prison. sota professor to gain access co Bue even the threat ofjail rime e recent case I worked libraries in 45 states and Canada. may not be enough to stop the teer showed immacu- Blumberg's attorneys used an twisted bibliophile, as Womack's tials that were never insanity defense. behavior indicated immediately ayne said. "It's the only instance I can after his arrest. lunteer was promoted find for what amounts co criminal He asked (an investigacor), 'If e pomion in charge of bibliomania," said Nicholas I go co jail, do you think they'll kt n and looted books Bas banes, author of "A Gentle me use the library there?"' said e than Sl million. Madness: Bibliophiles, Harvard police Sgt. Kathleen t I ran a background Bibliomanes, And The Eternal Stanford. "It was a dead-up seri­ und ouc all of the ere- Passion For Books." ous question on his part." Response w historian Where, oh, SPORT where has my 'Yd Old Coyote dies ·Butted Cro-Molly little dog gonet Lite & Tuff W AGENCY, Indian people to protect ROCKSHOX Quadra Af') - Lloyd their heritage. To work for the Old Coyote, He was born Feb. 8, uspension Fork 1931, in St. Xavier. He Exponent, of course! d internationally as FULL STX Shimano rt on traditions of attended Moncana universi­ Call 994-EXPO for ~ Indians, has died ties and also studied in Componantry Oklahoma. Old Coyote job information. Coyote died of traveled throughout Europe causes Thursday in and Africa as a Kellogg Hard Core ency. Fellow. and other universi­ He wrote a book titled & ed Old Coyote to "Apsaa'looke-The Crow n Indian traditions, Nation, Then and Now." Affordable ribe entrusted him Survivors include his handling and wife, Miriam; four sons; and of ceremonial pipes. a daughter. Coyote traveled A funeral is planned DOITI d encouraged Monday in Crow Agency. ,he Exponent needs people next term. Call 994-EXPO . 4 Letters

economical stadium with what Samuel and Kings so as to include to raise awareness of survivors of lot away from their ever-s New stadium we've got? Then we could use the laws conspicuously absent in them sexual assault. I, being a con­ lives? Do they enjoy lea\· leftovers for academics, arr, land­ and contrary to the behavior of cerned citizen and student, felt mark for others to see an deserves funds scaping etc. which would have early Hebrew monarchs. De Wette compelled to participate. How­ After all, this behavior · otherwise been ignored. And if argues that the laws were framed ever, when I arrived I felt very out practiced in the animal · · To the editor, the stadium is made a geodesic after, and as a corrective to, the of place by some of the strange most notably among dogs. I have been pondering the no­ dome then great! If not that's ungodly behavior of the early looks that I received. When ev­ we should accept this pra tion of a new and better athletic good too! Just do whatever it kings. eryone got up to march, the woman cause non-flushers are do· stadium for some time now. I takes. Kings only makes occasional said over the bullhorn that the just comes naru.rally to th have heard comments both good Because in a time most people reference to Mosaic laws until it males would have to march in the I believe that peop and bad with he most prominent see things as cm and dry some­ tells of the discovery of the "book back of the group. haven't mastered the art being this, times we need to blur the picture of law" in the reign of Josiah in I was puzzled by this rejec­ ing are just pure lazy. T "Our academic colleges arc and try a different lens to refocus 621 B.B.B., 400 years after David tion, but by the time we reached ness couldn't possibly ha falling behind our growing uni­ on a better world. (2 Kings 22). Josiah's knowledge the campus I was upset by this put up with when they we versity and can better use the David Cummings of the book represented an en­ subjugation. I still feel that the in their mothers' homes o twenty million odd dollars 'needed' Junior tirely new departure in the reli­ event is important and I feel no months or years ago. for a sports facility." Biochemistry gious life of Israel. Josiah com­ differently about how wrong se..'\.'Ual I don't believe that m Everyone has their own opin­ manded the keeping of Passover assault is. However, I also believe enrs would want their ki ion on this subject, and I hold fast (23:21 ff.) which hitherto had not that all men should not be held ing up and acting like to mine as does everyone else. I Mosaic laws been observed. De Wene sug­ accountable for how some Little do they know that think this statement comes closest gests accordingly that a written screwed-up men behave. There exactly what is happening. to my thoughts; the money CAN should be kept book of law may not have existed were three males in the group and we should set up surveill be better spent, but on everything before Josiah, in whose reign it I felt it took courage for us to go eras and send copies ho and not just on academics or sports. To the editor, was, according to kings, discov­ and stand-up against injustice. I viewed by the flushophobi Many have heard of By promoting the Ten Com­ ered. think that males are exactly the ones. This action may Buckminster Fuller, the father of mandments, the Tennessee legis­ Even Jeremiah, who was ac­ people you may want to have help, students into being more the geodesic sphere. Epcot Cen­ lature is 190 years behind the ti.mes tive after the discovery, deemed especially the ones willing to sible and less disgusnng. of biblical scholarship. W.M.L. ter in Disneyworld is such a struc­ the law book of little account and march. I have brought to li0 ture. Geodesic spheres are simple, de Wetter observed in 1806 that repudiated its authority (Jeremiah Dax Schieffer peeve of mine and what I sturdy and mosr of all, economi­ the laws, which according to the 7:22). Senior to be a minor problem he cal. They minimize construction Pentateuch God promulgated The inconsistencv between the Sociology and Philosophy uni,·ersity. Possibly if e costs and materials while maxi­ through Moses, appear to be un­ starting point ofisra~li history, as was to follow my lead a mizing space and strength. His known in later history recorded in stared in the opening books of the flushing, we m·ay caus spheres are the \·cry essence of Judges, Samuel and most of Kings Bible, and that history itself sug­ Non-fl.ushers strophic sewer prob! what Buckmmsrer Fuller was all 111ose books show a complete gests thar the book of laws may Bozeman, or ma\ be the about a man dedicated to enhanc­ ignorance of Mosaic stipulations. han: been a priestly fabricanon are disgusting other underlying. reason mg life for humankind. There is no suggesrion that introduced long after Israel's behanor that 1'~1 not aw In accordance \\1th this phi­ Yahweh is to be worshipped on!~ Golden Age under Da\ id and To the editor, U mil somebodv can losophy we should stop argumg at one central sanctuary, no pre­ Solomon ~ Responding to the call of na­ me that this is the case, p about whether or nor we should cise regulations abour how sacri­ Jim Senyszyn ture, I found myself facing numer­ me and a lot of other build a S20 million spons facility. fices are to be offered, and no 3115-G.Ccntral Avenue ous seas of yellow. Refusing to favor and take that extra If the school is so intent on this established priest110od to regulate Charlotte, NC 28205 subiect myself to the odor or the ond out ofyour time and proiect, whr can't 1\e make a more worship. Chronicles expand sight, I did a 180 and threw open lever. maybe you can eve a door only to be met by the sight c.xtra 15 seconds and w Marchers send of a t1oating Babe Ruth bar. Un­ hands. Ne,·er mind; !'ms fortunately, these don't taste the duty would be far roo mu Exponent Staff men to the rear same as the one eaten by the pool for ~t this stage in the g. cleaner in the classic movie Caddie little change at a time C

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cat owner who knows very little about much of • I feel eminently qualified to take a stand on the recent oversy that has ignited the pages of the Exponent of eferring, of course, to the guest editorial of Vicki Lutz ·.who disputed a number of statements made by Tim his article (March 26) about cats and disease. I cannot con this subject, no matter how much it splits our '.:onsequences be damned-the truth must be told! .month will ree year an­ J of my life "What I'm trying to say -y-Witty. It's -crucial- is that, far from the popular ress that I myth to the contrary, cats ...... , r. ( 'me this ani- 1herited her are disgusting and dirty ani­ --~ ---~~Cc>. 1y who-all points to mals. They're like giant flies oned com­ too fat to fly. And we only ofhis mind me up with encourage their sick hab- It is, with­ t, the most its." " #---~ -~/ r~ _._ ·- >iate and in- -- ·- -v -" ~.,.. ame possible. Kitty-Witty is neither. She's an aging, . . ; .. . -- ~ hedding machine whose wit is limited to how __ ...... er litter box. I'm trying to say is that, far from the popular myth to The value oflife inust be determined .ry, cats are disgusting and dirty animals. They're like 'too fat to fly. And we only encourage their sick habits. our existence is creation. Be­ if human life has no value in­ logs expected to crap outside on the sidewalk while Heather Martin ing created implies we were side the womb, there is noth­ elieve themselves at will in a box in our homes? This Guest Columnist specifically formed, with a pur­ ing that gives is value outside . l sanitary situation. It's like constantly using a toilet pose, by a Creator. Being spe­ of the womb. Following that flushing. I've heard they've invented scoop devices, cifically created gives a per­ premise, not only abortion, but Illa-like things where you can clean out "clumps" of cat I want to think about life. I sonal sense of value and a per­ all forms of killing-homicide, .feces, but I'll be damned ifl'm going to get one. If the believe that it will be one of the sonal sense of accountability to mercy killing, war, extermina­ '.he mess in the first place, then the cat can clean it up. most important things we can the Creator. tion of undesirable races­ tately, Kitty-Witty understands this. She knows I'm do today. To believe in either evolu­ should be easily permitted. I to clean out her litter box. She realizes she's lucky to There are tow major theo­ tion or creation takes faith. don't believe any of us would one. People have told me that their cats refuse to use ries of human life offered. One Faith is a term that simply want to live in a society that JX if it's too full_ Not Kitty-Witty. She's used to states that human beings are means being sure of what we allowed such killings, but it is everal futile minutes trying to find a dry area. For a the result of a single cell multi­ hope for and certain of what only consistent wit the impli­ I've wondered if she's such a poor shot because there's plying after millions of years of we do not see. cations of abortion. in her litter box, or because any animal willing to genetic changes. The theory of So, we're alive. We see So, abortion truly is an off­ he humiliation of wading through a mountain of its evolution does not include a that. But as to how we got shoot of the deeper question­ : will hardly be that concerned with accuracy and the creator. The other theory is here, we can hope and be cer­ the value of human life-which implies. that each life form was specifi­ tain that we are a product of a is determined by how we came r implies hygiene, of course. As I said cats are very cally created. Created requires living cell that was produced to exist. als. One of Kitty-Witty's favorite summer pastimes is there be a Creator. from an explosion in the uni­ I hope you will take time Lde, eat a few blades of grass, and then return to vomit I believe the value of hu­ verse, or we can hope and be today to question the value of et. And I certainly don't believe all the hair she leaves man life is determined by how certain that we were specifi­ human life. Were we specifi­ l be very healthy. There's no need for me to vacuum we came to exist. Evolution cally designed by a Creator. cally formed by a Creator, or se. Eventually, she sheds enough that it clumps up defined is a process of develop­ As I've said, the value of are we a rung on the develop­ !tend down and pick it like cotton. I made $45 last year ment or change based on time, human life is determined by mental ladder? e stuff. chance, manner and energy-a how we came to exist. Abor­ Is human life innately valu­ nowever, have to agree with Vicki Lutz about one movement that is part of an tion reveals the controversy of able and are we accountable to 1:identally inhaling a hairball is, indeed, a very far­ impersonal series. If our lives the value of life. The bottom a Creator, or do we really have .ea. I suspect that Mr. McCue was being facetious. I truly are the result of evolu­ line is that, if indeed human little significance which allows : to point out that intentionally inhaled hairballs are tion, then our only purpose is life was created, it is innately no accountability for human atter altogether. to lend ourselves to the forma­ valuable-meaning is it valu­ life? :Jit myself last semester. Friends had told me it would tion of another higher life form. able at all stages of develop­ How we came to ex· t-.and Qme rather favorable physical sensations, ranging In this sense, our lives are ment. the value that gives our 1\!es_is e between sky diving and auto-erotic self asphyxia­ merely a progression from one If human life evolved and is the thought I'd like to leave rporating the cat was optional, but not recommended thing to another-a rung on evolving it is easy to denigrate you with today. ttne out. My friends were wrong. 1 won't go into the the developmental ladder of its value. If human life is not Heather Martin is a junior st11dy- Pr~id details but I can assure you, I can't imagine life. valuable, its is not valuable at 1ng Sapnish education at A1ontana r mtentionally inhaling a hairball again. The other explanation of any stage. Stated another way, State. 6 Page · Friday, April 12, 1996 · ASMSU 4.qent dies in accident near Jordt fO\ JORDAN (AP) - An FBI other ranchers who lease the land men response. "I coulc ageoc on duty omside the Free­ that if they "trespass" on it this ably walk into their hom man compound was killed in a spring they will be tried in a now without any trou traffic accident Sunday, the first Freeman court and punished. least with the locals, ch MSU Greeks will host wirh area school administra­ casualty of the 21-day stand­ Staocon apparently was che first know. I don't know Traditional Greek Week tors at 4 p.m. at the Grantree off. co ignore the warning. those outsiders." through April 19th. Team Ina. Those wishing to attend Special agenc Kevin J . Stanton said he does not ex­ Several of the ar Skit Night in Reid Hall on should call 994-4571. Kramer, 34, of Sioux City, pect any reprisals from che Free­ mately 20 people hoke Wednesday, Campus Clean Up Iowa, died at the scene of the men, whose enclave is about two the foreclosed farm not on Thursday, and Greek Karen Craig, dean of the accident near Jordan, the FBI miles from che section of state of Stancon's place ari1 Olympics and BBQ at Alpha College of Human Resources said. school trust land where he moved other states, buc oth1 Gamma Rho and Sigma Nu and Family Science arthe Uni­ NBC News producer longtime neighbc houses on Friday. Olympics versity ofNebraska, will speak Tom Cheatham, who ar­ K.L. Bliss, ; include mud events like Tug- on the future of fami.Jy aod rived ac the scene a few "People are getting impa­ of the 11 the F 0-War football, volleyball, consumer science at the an­ minutes after the accident, tient. They have to make a warned, said h tricycle races, slip -a-slide and nual Gladys Braoegan Lecture said the agent's pickup doubts they will Funolator. Olympics start at at 7: 30 p.m. Thursday in room truck slid off a muddy dire living, We weren't going to ace, but b.elieve 5 p.m. on Friday. 276 of the SUB. road abouc 7:30 ;.m., hold off before the FBI came, would have bef< rolled and threw Kramer FBI moved in. Bl MSUForADayw1llstart The Gallatin County about 100 feer. and we darned sure aren't go­ he had cattle on hi at 7:30 a.m. Thursday at rhe Health Department will hold The FBI in Washing­ ing to hold off now." land when the F Baxter Hotel with ao employ- a children's vaccination clinic ton said Kramer was as­ lercer came, an menc issues seminar and will from 5:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. -Tom Stanton, local rancher does. He said h run into the evening with the Thursdayatthe Bozeman Dea­ signed to temporary duty Wallace Stegner Memorial conessHospital. Please bring in Montana as part of the no change beca.. Lecture scheduled for 8 p.m. your child's immunization Omaha bureau's SWAT their threat. at the Reynolds Recital Hall. records. Call 582-3100 for ream. A five-year FBI veteran, 36 cow-calf pairs. Stanton owns "When I got the l Call the Chamber of Com- information and appoint­ Kramer is su~vived by his wife the land between the school land went and cold (a neight: merce at 586-54521 to RSVP. ments. and two children.The death was and the property where the Free­ communicates with th Twenty MSU faculty and staff ------nae directly related co the stand­ men are holed up. men) to be sure to le will teach a wide range of The Zebr;t Above Lounge off between federal agents and "I'm not doing ic to 'defy' know that I was tak1 classes starting at 8: 35 a.m. at will be hosting Betsy Wise and anti-government Freemen that them," Stanton Sunday. "I'm do­ challenge," Bliss said. the B':neman High School. the Molson Hump Night w/ has been under way since March ing it because I have· to earn a Bliss said the FBI b· Nursing students will The Vibrataters in the Zebra 25. living." Tim Phipps, who bougl check blood pressure and an- Below on Wednesday and the As that standoff concluded The 36 cow-calf pairs, a small of the foreclosed land r swer health questions during LA Ramblers from Lawrence, its third week Sunday, rancher part of Stanton's herd, had been enclave, noc to try co far a wellness screening to run KS on Thursday in the Zebra Tom Stanton defied the grazing on 150 nearby acres that because ofreporcs thac ti from 9 a.m. to l p.m. in the Below. Freemen's threat and moved he owns, but it could no longer men have high-powere downtown lobby of the First ------cattle onto leased state land that sustain them, he said. cary-sryle weapons, incl ., Securitv Bank. The American Association the barricaded anti-government Stanton said the school land .SO-caliber machine gut , A ~ommuaity luncheon of University Women and group claims as its own. has been leased by his family since doubts Phipps or other will begin at noon at Zajdels Friends of the Bozeman Li­ The Freemen published 1914. School crust land was given and ranchers can waif in the Bozeman Elks. Tickets brary will hold a Spring Book newspaper notices in March the state at statehood for public longer, however. for the luncheon a.re $7 at the Sak from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. clain1i.ng ownership of thousands school use. Most of the scattered "People are gectini door, but MSU friends, Thursday, from 10 a.m. to 5 of acres of state and federal land traces are leased for grazing, with cienr. Thev have co alumni, parents and support- p.m. Friday and from 10 a.m. living," he' said. "We ers who plan to attend should to 5 p.m. Saturday. Bring in the area. The Freemen con­ income dedicated tO support going co hold off hef call 994-4571 for reservations. your old books to be recycled tend government ownership of Montana's public schools. MSU officials will meet co the County Library. land is illegal. "I'm not worried abouc FBI came, and we darr They sent Stanton and 10 chem, - Scan ton said of the Free- aren't going to hold of

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Jane Alsager Erika McBride Lisa Gilbertson James Ramage Kip Doan Business Exercise Wellness Family Science Civil Engineering Accounting Sophomore Senior Junior Junior Freshman ""Ibis is the first year I "I have no idea, my dad "I owed big time. They "I got a refund so it didn't "I don't like them but, I have ever owed money, does them." didn't take out any bother me. I did the didn't have to pay this $862-buc that's life." federal taxes-my job Teletax so my returns year so skin off my sucked. I owed way came in about three or butt." more than I can afford." four weeks from when I phoned it in."

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BILLINGS (AP) - The Mi­ treat that income for tax pur­ moneymaker. upon our states united." Its catalogs on the taX status of an orpr litia of Montana clearly makes poses, however," said network "If they want ro share the loss, said donations are accepted, al­ or person would violate tbc11 money but what isn't apparent executive director Ken Toole. that's fine with me," he said. "My though not in the form of checks. privacy, she said. is whether it pays taxes on that "Their statements to some in brother and I have well over Trochmann said he was not sur­ Toole s;ud it was money, according to the Mon­ the press would indicate that $30,000 stuck into this operation. prised that an IRS probe was re­ the militia was org tana Human Rights etwork. they pick and choose what taxes There's no money to be made there quested by a group "diabolically said the righcs network ha The network last week asked they pay." when you give so much away." opposed to what we're trying to through fmancial hoops a , the Internal Revenue Service to Toole said the network's own The Noxon-based militia has do," which is "save America." profit corporaaon. investigate the militia's tax sta­ inquiries about the tax status called itself an educational orga­ RS spokeswoman Theo Ellery, "The bonom line tS, ~ tus. The network sent the IRS a have been met with silence from ruzation that makes sure all mem­ in Helena, said the filing of a com­ participate in our society all packet of information that tt the militia. bers of unorganized militias are plaint does not automatically trig­ iry that is generating w says shows the militia has in­ Militia co-founder John "well-informed and well-pre­ ger an investigation. Ellery would ally you have some o come. Trochmann said Friday that the pared in the event of a carasrro­ not say whether the IRS was inves­ society. All of us grouse "It is not clear how they group isn't designed to be a phe, military coup or a flat invasion tigatinp; the militia. Commenting but most of us do it." Effects of law weighed

GREAT FALLS (AP)-Law enforcement officials say it's too Internet early to know the effects of Montana's lack ofa specific speed­ limit law. The state dropped its 65 mph limit on interstate highways, and 55 mph limit on primary two­ This. lane roads, when the federal gov­ ernment lifted mandates in De­ cember. Since then, Montana driv­ your sports • your news • your studies • your research • your weathe ers have been told to adhere to a "reasonable and proper" speed for your games • your real estate • your videos • your cars • your fill conditions or face a ticket. your magazines • your networks • • y • , your , food • "I have no in- resume • your library • your books • your photographs • your opinio your college • your travel • your spo dication that your e-mail • your hometown • • your news • your research • your weather • your games • y things are going videos • your music • your cars • your films • your food • your p totally to heck." -Al Goke, spokesman Your Call

The Moncana Highway Pa­ trol said effects of the change are difficult to assess. State traffic fa­ CAT connect provided by campusMCI'" talities totaled 42 from Jan. 1 to April 10, only one more than in the same period last year. Officers, however, investi­ gated 2,703 accidents from Janu­ ary through March, compared to 2,167 for the same three monchs tn 1995. Higher speeds could be to blame, but bad weather and other variables also are responsible, said Maj. Steve Barry, deputy chief of the patrol. YOU'RE EITHER NET OR YOU'RE NOT. Average traffic speeds at vari­ ous interstate sires ha\'c jumped only from 72 mph to 74 mph, *Sl 2M 0/60HR S• FREE CRUISIN' 1AM-6 AM • DIRECT CAMPUS CONNECTION• *NO BUSY SI while speeds on primary highways ·up to 60 hours of local access. One-lime sign up tee or S1 o.oo, additional charges may app~ Contact customer service lor complete detaDs. went from 62 mph to 64 mph, said campusMCI Internet service provided pursuant to campusMCI program. © MCI Teleco11U11unlcallons Corporation, 1996. •Chance or receiving a busy slvnal Is approx AJ Goke, spokesman for the scare Highwav TraHic Safrt\ D1\'ision "I have no md.tcaaon that thmgs arc going rorally ro heck," Goke said. "By and large, the maiority of motonsrs are hold mg co what seems reasonable " Barry said patrol ofiicers ha\'C nor hesitated ro hand out ticker~ FeaLt1res 9

avenue of her educational career." Parks Valerie is majoring in chemistry and is llC managing editor enrolled in the honors program. A graduate of Bozeman High, she became involved in re­ e view from the top: academic excel- search at MSU her senior year of high school at the encouragement of her parents. tlerie Wagner, a Montana State sopho­ "My parents encourage me to do whatever was awarded one of 264 Goldwater I want," Valerie said. "The support in high ;rships from a pool of applicants na­ school was important, too." :ie. Valerie's first research project was through e Goldwater Scholarship is awarded to the Center for Biofilm Engineering. Since bding students studying math, science then, Valerie has worked with Grimsrud in the ineering whose primary interest is in mass spectrometry lab which measures com­ h. pounds of chemicals in the atmosphere. This ris is the twentv-first Goldwater Schol­ research can in turn be applied to questions jnwarded to an,MSU student. Victoria surrounding stratification ozone depletion and ~ell, director of the Honors Program, global warming. ru is one of the leading institutions in Valerie said that while she did not have nntry awarded the Goldwater. previous experience on any of the projects she c Grimsrud, professor of chemistry, has worked on, the staff, particularly Grimsrud, s the quality of research happening on was supportive of her. p; combined with Valerie's outstanding "Most people are surprised to find out that JJics helped Valerie clinch the award. in my department the research isn't just open 1ere has to be a serious science pro- to people with special knowledge," Valerie n the campus involved for the student said. "They teach you what you need to know." 1!::lected," Grimsrud said. Valerie said she tries to balance her aca­ e Goldwater scholarship pays two years demics with other interests such as skiing, 1dent's tuition, up to $7000. playing the piano and fly fishing. Julie believes "he scholarship) will enable her to fo­ she does a good job of maintaining that bal­ ~esearch," said Julie Wagner, Valerie's ance. pholo by Willow Jrmes . "It will give her the financial support Valerie Wagner, sophomore chemistry major, beat out other students nationwide to See Goldwater, page 11 .o the self-confidence to pursue that receive the $7000 Goldwater scholarship. ;u campus celebrates nature with down-to-earth activities be celebrated on Friday, activities will be a Wild Earth Movie Mara- ebration, which takes place from year include salvage logging and itchell actually begin today with the kick­ thon. Various editions of Na- 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. in SUB Ball­ the proposed cut in Hyalite. ditor in chief off of Earth Day T-shirt sales. tional Geographic, Nova and Na- room A, will include something In addition, topics such as the The limited edition, 1996 ture will be shown, exploring is- for everyone. Live music, a vari­ proposed Noranda mine in don't have to wear Earth Day T-shirts are being sold sues surrounding wildlife and eco- ety of booths and talks about prcss­ Yellowstone and sustainable agri­ cks and a tie-dyed T­ from 10 a.en. to 2 p.m. in the systems. According to Farris, the ing environmental issues will high­ culture will be explored. c in. In fact, you're just SUB. T-shirts are $10 each, and movie day is one event which is light the afternoon. Students and Other activities planned for to see people wearing will be sold through Friday. especially inclusive for all kinds of faculty will also have the opportu- Earth Day include an organic bake oots at this year's Earth Farris said the Earth Day Plan­ sale which will be held from 10 1 ration. ning Committee made $50 on last "People can see how broad and a.m. to 2 p.m. in the Leon Johnson Day, an event which has year's T-shirt sale. This year, if Lecture Hall. According to Farris, : gnized on the Montana they succeed in selling all their really circular Earth Day is, and the sale is intended to be educa­ 1pus for over 20 years, shirts, they hope to make $150 . that every aspect of our lives tional as well as fun. .bff today. According to Farris, the profits "The Community Food Co­ affects the earth." Patti Inskeep, ~ding to Leslie Farris, the from this year's sales will go to a op is donating all the ingredients," ·~for this year's Earth Day very worthy cause. director for Student Activities Farris said. "We just thought we'd Committee, there was "We chose the Humane Soci­ try to present some ideas on 'your •-juggling required to put ety because they're a pretty non­ viewers. nity to write letters to government food doesn't have to be grown chis year's event. partisan organization that does a "Originally, we had thought officials on a variety of environ­ with pesticides and chemical fer­ h Day is actually the lot for keeping the animal popula­ about showing some very persua­ mental issues. tilizers and synthetic fertilizers,' ond, but generally on tion down and we thought that's sive environmental movies, and "The Headwaters group of the and let people know there's a i.ve've always celebrated an environmental issue," Farris we changed our minds because we Sierra Club is donating letter-writ­ choice, and it's not always as ex­ v:w years on a Friday and said. "Not many people think didn't want to alienate anyone," ing materials and the postage, and pensive as commercial agricul­ :-1(>le are celebrating on a that." Farris said. "Instead, we try to anyone that writes a letter on any ture." r,so we just kept it Friday, In addition to the T-shirt sales, pull people in-entice them to let of these issues gets their name The Earth Day Planning Com­ ·'fmore people will skip a number of other events are them know what's our there, what thrown in a drawing," Farris ex­ mittee receives most of their fund­ 11.vhatever and will come " planned to celebrate Earth Day. we're talking about saving." plained. ing through the Office for Student sf. , From 4 to 9 p.m. on April 18 in April 19 will be the actual According to Farris, the most fugh Earth Day itselfwill the SUB Northwest Lounge, there Earth Day celebration. The eel- pressing environmental issues this Sec Earth Day, page 10 10 Page · Tuesday, April 16, 1996 · ASMSU Exponent Earth Day frompajl Festivities planned for Greek Week Activities. According to Patti Inskeep, dir Council president, said he hopes the Student Activities, this year's events diff; Jessica Parks week will help students overcome the what from those offered in past years. Exponent managing editor stereotypes surrounding the Greek sys­ "One thing I like about this year is tem. of their programs are sort of not-rypical ~ No, they won't be wearing olive "(The week) gets Greeks out in a Day," Inskeep said. "'I think mars neat wreaths and togas, bur it will be a week of positive way that students can see," people can see how broad and really circul traditional celebration nonetheless. Richesin said. "(Others) see Greeks Day is, and that every aspect of our lives a Greek \Veek has arrived: a week of doing good mings that's nor always as earth." festivities planned to build inrerfrarernal visible as parties." Greg Keeler, the faculty adviser for the spirit and ro show the positive interac­ Sundt said he hopes the week will Fraternities branch of the Sierra Club has been invol Earth Day events in past years. Acco tion among Greeks on campus. help the houses focus on unity between Alpha Gamma Rho Durk Sundt, Greek Week coordina­ the groups. Keeler, Earth Day activities are often ta tor, belieYes this week also will help non­ "It's a time for all houses to put aside Kappa Sigma people who don't dedicate a lot of e Grceks and communiry members see the their differences and come together as Lambda Chi Alpha em;ronmental issues throughout the r year. mission of the Greek svsrem. one community," Sundt said. Phi Sigma Kappa "Students can see ·the philanthropy "'(It's) to show there is not a rivalry "[They often focus on] planting rrca and friendships that develop and how or a stereotype between Greek houses:' Pi Kappa Alpha recycling and things that people can do people can develop into a better person added Ryan Jaeger, president of Sigma Sigma Alpha Epsilon cutting into someone's lifestyle and dungs through the Greek sy:.tem," Sundt said. Nu. '''We're all one sysrem that believes with the more direct political issues,~ Keeler Sigma Chi "It seems like always, whenever I've paraapa1 This week's activities include a pro­ in the same ideas." gressive dinner, where members move According to Jaeger, the week, par­ Sigma Nu it's mainly in consen-ation and protecnng • from house to house for different courses ticularly the Greek G.:lmes and the barbe­ Sigma Phi Epsilon According to Farns, it is especiallv import of the meal, team skits, cleaning up cam­ cue, will help students blow off steam Sororities at this juncture to be aware of current pus and the grand finale, Greek games before finals. involving the em·ironment. and a barbecue. Jaegcr also said all students .ue en­ Alpha Gamma Delta "At this rinle, we ha\'e a Congress tm Each event is designarcd a certain couraged to get invoh·ed in the weeks Alpha Omicron Pi basically \·cry pro-business, and it's kttmg amount of points which are awarded to events. en\'lronment slide," Farris said "l'fe n ID Chi Omega out there and say, 'Hey-you haYe a voice participating groups. The fraternity or "I encourage any non-Greek to watch inwt sorority at the end of the week wid1 the any of the acti\·ities,"' Jaeger said. Pi Beta Phi going on. If you c.1re about clean water, if most points wins. "They're more than welcome to tag Ceres a rancher, if you're a sportsman, if you Craig Richesin, Interfraternity along." bike, if you hunt-if you do any of those, you ~ a concern here .~

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Get the word out. Be a part of the new Exponent next fall. Call 994-EXPO ' "' .-' ASMSU Exponent · Tuesday, April 16, 1996 · Page 11 U D E N T Student doctor adds some sick Chrysti the Wordsmith gets twists to more nursery rhymes feverish with "malaria" origin Malaria has bedeviled humans for infecting a body w!th malaria. pending on how close she is cut- MRI would show a rumor in for cenruries. Before this was made evidenr, ting the tails ro their body and the temporal lobe, and he would Malaria has scourged human nobody was certain of the source how many non-blind mice she's also have other symproms along populations in Africa, Central and of the disease. Some thought the been disfiguring, she could be in- with the rage. He also would South America, pares of Asia and fevers were caught by drinking fecting her food, Mr. Farmer. and experience problems with his the Mediterranean. swampy water. the enrire Farmer family with sex drive, may experience visual The disease occurs in the Others believed that swamps Hantavirus. Hantaviral infections problems and could have diffi­ swampy areas of tropical and and bogs harbored minute, fe­ cause a severe, frequently fatal dis- cul ties with cerrain memory subtropical nations. ver-bearing animals which ease of the lungs and respiratory functions. The severity of the A person infected invaded the human body sysrem. The virus is found in rural symptoms would depend on the with malaria suffers through the mouth areas and is transmitted by inhala- location and the size of the ru­ attacks of head­ and nose. tion and direcr conracr of infected mor. aches, inter­ The Ital­ rodenr excreta. With HSV-1 in- There was an old woman who mittcnr fever, ians said the fected mice and the possibility of lived in a shoe, anemia, en­ illness was ree blind mice, see how they Hanravirus infecrion, the Farmer's She had so manv clnldren, largement of the caused by simply family is an accidenr waiting to she didn't know 11•hat' to do; spleen and general breathing the foul, happen. She gave them some broth ey all ran after the farmer's weakness. dank air surrounding Little bunny Foo Foo JJ>tthout am bread, In the late 19rh cen­ stagnant water. Their name Hopping through the forest Andwhippedthemallsnzmdly ho ettt offtheir tails with a tury, a handful of English and for rhc malady was ma/a aria, -knife; Scooping up the field mice and sent them to bed. Italian physicians undertook the "bad air." A11d bonking 'em on the head! I was surprised at rhe end of d ;•ou t:Per see mch a thing scientific 111vesrigat1on ot this This word has been used by Whar is Lirrle Bunnv Foo chis rhyme. Ir is obvious ro see life! maladv. English speakers since about 1780 Foo's problem? Why did he pick chat rhe old woman is suffering three blind mice. Tl;e1r mqmries led them ro a ''hen an Englishman, Horace up the field mice and bonk them a case of posr-partum depres- c question here is chis: protozoa carried by a mosquito of Walpole, imported it from Italy. ·e rhe mice blind? I think rhe genus anopheles. This proto­ Its Anglicized pronunciation is e mice arc blind due ro a It is obvious to see that zoa, entering the human blood­ "malaria." Linguistic cousins of infecrion. Herpes sim- ;:e stream via the proboscis of rhe the word malaria, or "bad air" arc ~us infection of the eye is ,,. ~· the old woman [in the anopheles mosquito, is responsible malignant, malice, and malady. tthe mosr common causes · cal damage and blind- shoe] is suffering a case of 1 indusrrialized nations. Goldwater ___ from page 9 s are on the cornea of the post-partum depression. d w1rh recurrence of the "She's found her niche 111 role when Valerie applies for I, corneal scarring is typi- on the head? I believe that Little sion. The srory suggests thar sports and fine arts as well as graduate school in a few more 1e HSV-1 virus also can Bunny Foo Foo has a brain rumor. she was pregnanr for every academia," Julie said. "That bal­ years. nally make irs way into The area in the brain responsible minute of her life thar she could ance has enabled her to succeed "(The scholarship) distin­ 1ain, causing numerous for intense emotions in the tern- be. When a woman gets preg­ without burning out." guishes them from other srudents ; of disintegration on the poral lobe, a part of the brain nant, hormone levels in the Upon completion of her un­ with respect to their academics >;self. This leads ro neuro­ closesr ro your ear. A brain rumor blood change dramatically. dergraduate degree, Valerie would and seriousness to their approach c problems, which would could acrivcly stimulate this area Because the old woman was like to enroll in Graduate school to science." 'I why these mice are run­ and cause sudden outbursts of pregnant for perhaps more than and study chemisrry or a related "She's worked really hard to • !:er a woman with a carv­ uncontrollable rage. The field mice 30 years, her body became used subject. get where she's at," Julie said. ,fe. weren't doing anything to pro- to these "differenr" levels of Grimsrud said the Goldwater "We're rhrillcd and our family is .so worry for the farmer's voke Foo Foo, and it appears that hormone. I think that when she Scholarship will play a posirivc very proud of her." His wife is curring off the violence came from nowhere. finally hit menopause, her hor­ s of mice wirh a carving­ Little Bunny Foo Foo is having mone levels dropped. Hantivirns has gained problems determining his own ap- Oftentimes, after a woman de­ attenrion lately and has propriate emotional behavior, a livers a baby, she will cxpcri­ l'.SSociared with contami­ kcy symptom of"funny business" ideer-mouse feces. De- in the rcmporal Jobe. I think a See Doctor, page 14 ectton• : April 12 issue of the Exponent gave incorrect dates for the Learn •unselmg. The correct dates are April 16 and 17. Qigong!

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from. enjoyed it." phdobyNa­ "All of that is free and then you get Douglas hopes to bring them back Jeremy Gregory (front), Staci Conniff (middle) and Joel Cater perform as the Muppets a free copy of your video," Douglass again sometime in the future. Fun Flicks' recent stop in Bozeman. They were brought here as an addition toASMSU L explained. "It's great entertairunent," Douglass entertainment series. But the fun doesn't end there. stated. "They are very reasonably priced."

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"As an unmotivated Prcsidcn­ fa bubble sheet at the say detailing their tcachmg phi­ award programs because they are Pamela Hill, a member of the nal Scholar with a fading photo­ semester. losoph) . generated by student nominations teaching subcommittee to MSU's graphic memor\', I had expected ,nglish professor who Because Thomas could not to memorize my way through col­ ! Renaissance \'ital to complete that mandatory step, a lege," Patterson said. "Dr Bruce .idents and a professor group of students, colleagues and "Many came to respect (Thomas) even more McLeod had different expecta­ al engineering who ap­ livestock producers assembled for his caring about their professional and tions. He earnestly hoped to ific problem solving to their recollections and impres­ fully develop our potential and : recipients of Montana sions of Thomas' remarkable per­ personal development." thus informed us that we 'simply 6 Distinguished Prcsi­ formances in the classroom, ac­ must do the homework.' I simply aching Awards. cording to Michael Sexson, the John Paterson, did not. It was the first class I animal · yne Steen, English pro­ head of MSU's Teaching Learn­ head of the department of and range sciences failed." ll Bruce McLeod, a pro­ ing Committee that administers McLeod has taught at MSU ·clectrical engineering, the awards. rather than administrative or peer Teaching Learning Committee, since 1970. He is the former • tcd for the honor from Two MSU students also won selection. said that the competition for this recipient of the Wiley Award for ns submitted by MSU $500 prizes for writing the best "Essays were chosen on the year's award was particularly in­ meritorious research as well as Both will receive a SSOO faculty nomination letters basis of whether or not the essays tense. Sigma Xi award for outstanding Michelle Patterson, a senior m were persuasive, whether they "There were an extraordinary research for work on the b10logi- titian, the late V crl Tho­ electrical engineering from Great were articulate, whether thev were number of quality nominating let­ ofcssor of animal sci- Falls, and Nikkei Grimescy, a se- detailed, whether they wcr"c spc- ters and teaching summaries from See Teaching, page 14

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Teaching------from page 13 Doctor_____ from page i: ence depression with her body she put it on her kids, theontStll cal effects of low-level magne- Creative Scholarship and Teach- their professional and personal adjusting to the new levels of hor­ 'caused' her addiction to the ha tism on living cells. ing. development," Paterson said. mones in her blood. The old mones in the first place. All Sara Jayne Steen was nomi- Thomas was nominated for The two winning student woman was obviously addicted to can think of doing to kids IS U. L nated by Jessica J. Lode, a se- his award by David Wolstein, a essays are posted on MSU's the amounts of hormones in her ing them half meals and ba4 U nior majoring in English litera- senior from Helena majoring in website under the "What's blood while she was pregnant. This them. She must be verv confla ture, who calls Steen a truly range science. New" category. would explain the "so many kids with her life, her addiction. a astounding teacher. Among the many letters re- MSU's web page contain- she didn't know what to do" por­ she needs to see a counselor aui "(She ) provokes indepen- ceived in support ofThomas, one ing the student and faculty es­ tion of the story. doctor immediately. dent thought in students and student, Brent Roeder, wrote that says can be located at http:// I believe she kept getting preg­ Unfonunately, the childt inspires further scholastic activ- Thomas "took a boy and taught www.monrana.edu. nant to get her "fix" of pregnancy involved also also need hdp, \\~ ity that extends beyond the class- him about honor, culture, and "I was extremely impressed hormone levels. With menopause, may lead to financial difficukv room and into the lives of her how the respect knowledge he so with the quality of thought, the old woman could no longer the.old woman (where thcrc111 studenrs," Lode said. freely handed out. He was my erudition and intelligence that get pregnant to satisfy her needs mention of a panner), whichn· Steen has taught at MSU father, friend and mentor on cold, went into the winning essays,"' for her blood hormone levels. She aggraYate her depression fun!i since 1978. She is an authority bleak nights so far from home. Sexon said. "What I was un­ fell into a huge slump of depres­ Tim is not a real docror,a on Renaissance writers, particu- His memory will remain with me usually impressed with was the sion due to the 20-plus years of is a H'AMI medical studtltf• lady women writers of the pe- forever, and I thank this man tremendous degree of compe- addiction. first year telling )'Oii JVhat ir riod. whose name is Ver! Thomas."' tition that was evidenced this Needing someone to blame, abo11t mediml isJzus. Steen's most recent book, John Paterson, head of the year from the essays that didn't The Letters of Lady Arbelln department of animal and range win. I think that more than Stuart, uncovered new evidence sciences, commended Thomas for usual the losing essays were about the life, death and per- pushing his students to excel since also a very high degree or cali­ sonaliry of the conrrovers1al he began teaching ar the univcr- ber of excellence so that it was cousin of King James. Steen 1s sitv m 1984. e:xuemelv difficult this year a popular speaker who also won . "Many came to respect him making a decision given the the 1993 Cox Family Award for even more for his caring about quality ofenuies that came in."

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~r star forward 1::rporter MSU Athletics-Damon Ollie, a 6' 6", 230 pound forward from Santa -tontana State track team headed Monica College in Los Angeles, has ' rovo, Utah, last weekend, bring­ signed a national letter-of-intent to them that famous Montana join the Montana State University bas­ snow, rain, wind, clouds, etc. ketball team, MSU head coach Mick 1)' competed well," said coach Dale 1 Durham has announced. · "Team scoring indicates that." Ollie averaged 16.5 points and 10.9 men's and women's team placed rebounds for Santa Monica last year, rund Brigham Young University, earning California Junior College Co­ :'.It Utah State, Ricks College and Playerofthe Year honors (with Bennett ;.ream from Weber State. Davidson, who has signed with Ari­ · began with preliminaries and a zona), and leading his squad to the events. Both Paula Berry­ semifinals ofthestate tournament. Ollie . and Brent Sampson ran solid also averaged 2.1 assists a game, sec­ i; 400 meter hurdles to qualify for ond highest on the team, and shot finals. Freshman Tricia Skinner 50.9% from the floor and 77.9% from 1 in the sprints. the free throw line. As a freshman i raining steadily by the time the Ollie averaged 21 points and 10 re­ •Ot under way. The Lady Cats bounds a game, and in his two year e weather and placed 1-2-3. career at Santa Monica College broke ee led the pack with a time of school records for most career points J followed by Emily Thompson ( 1, 148) and most career rebounds 11.n Docktor. The men's race was (717) in 67 games. The Corsairs were I until Saturday. 55-12 in Ollie's 2 seasons, including a ~velin competmon was cut in half 31-4 mark this season. Ollie prepped MSU showed a strong field on at North Hollywood High in Los An­ ~n's side, competing with four geles, where he had the rare honor of On Saturday the competition being named AU-City for three con­ , ~aving Amie Blossom in second secutive years. 1 a throw of 137 feet. Sherry "We had Damon in for a visit in the . irew a conference qualifying mark fall, and continued to recruit him t. Summer Grifface fell less than throughout the year," Durham said. "1 rt of the mark with a three foot photo courtesy of Enn Soper think that us being there from the begin­ 1:ent over last week. The Montana State men's and women's trackand field teams competed last weekend in Provo, Utah. Both teams finished second losing only to host Brigham Young. ning was something he was comfortable 1r.3arrington took the lead in the with. We believe he can play both undefeated javelin thrower Rob Farrington. The meet finished with the mile relay. die men's side with a throw of209 forwards, but ideally he will be a power Senior Felicia Kostich held on tight in The Lady 'Cats, running in jackets through I es, 11 feet over last year's Big Sky forward for us. He's undersized at that the cold weather and placed third in the the snow, placed second. The men, stand­ ' "It was good to finally compete," position, but we've had great success high jump. ing tough in tights and tanks pulled into the ;.1said. This mark sends Farrington with that type of player. He plays much On the track, Christine Otte finished lead at the fourth leg to win the event. : top of the Big Sky list. bigger than 6-6, and he really has a knack second in the 800m. Jon Biles ran a solid "The team competed well in difficult f Blakesley cut loose in the ham­ for scoring. He can score inside or 1500m, clocking in at 3:57.39. conditions," said coach Mike Carrignan. ; ing a school record 166'-9". This outside. Damon Ollie is a very recogniz­ Berry-Gunlickson placed second in the Overall, the team qualified 12 athletes for I.st 8'3" shy of the NCAA auto­ able name in the Los Angeles area, and ,1lifying mark. 400m hurdles finals and ran a lifetime best the Big Sky meet. we hope that will open some doors for us •11Palm was solid as usual, scoring in the lOOm hurdles with a time of 14.27 Next weekend the team will travel to in southern California." seconds. Team mate Sampson placed the University of Montana to compete with the hammer, disk and shot put. According to Santa Monica head the men in team scoring. He is second. Danny Groux ran a lifetime best their rivals along with teams from Idaho ! ; coach John McMullen, Ollie is a good ~ oy sophomore, Eric Robb and of 15.64 in the llOm hurdles. State and Eastern Washington. fit for the Montana State program. "One of the things I really like about Damon is that he has a very even by team to play only home game of year temperament," Mcmullen said. "He is was a French foreign exchange, high school time: 160 minutes of rugby on a warm a quiet leader on the floor, a real plea­ •l!:porter student, Manu. spring day. Bring you dog, bring your sure to coach. He listens and then he Jon Douglas, vice president ofthe team, beer, bring anything you want," Douglas tries to do what you ask. He's a good 1though many students do not explains: "We take anyone who can walk on said. athlete with good hands and long arms, · ~ontana State's club rugby team, this team. No one is too short, too small, After this week's game, the next test and has great instincts. He goes to the •lroats, even exists, the team is or too weak. As long as you work hard and for the Cutthroats is the Maggot Fest. boards well, and really finishes in close h., winning games and having a practice, you can play." The Maggot Fest is a 32 team, three-day, to the basket. He has a good shooting doing it. The Cutthroats entered the Montana die hard tournament held in Missoula. stroke, he's very effective inside, and his past weekend, the Cutthroats Independent Rugby League when two Team president Grey Learner is optimis­ he's got a knack for getting to the free 'f>Pocatello, Idaho, for a tourna­ former Bozeman teams were joined last tic of the Cutthroats' chances. "If we do throw line. He's a complete, all-around \!y came away with victories over year. The league contains teams from well on Saturday and at the Maggot Fest, player. Mick and his staff did a good ill Idaho, (18-17), Jackson Hole, Helena, Kalispell, Great Falls, Butte, we will be in contention for the State job recruiting Damon from the start, ;t;-8) and narrow defeat to Park Bozeman, Billings, two from Missoula, Cup (prize given to top team in the and they're getting a terrific player." l (8-7). Top scorers for MSU Kasper, Wyoming and Black Hills, South league)." Ollie is the first of what Durham !'S1lex Stopka, Travis Harth, Jamie Dakota. The team's only home game in No strangers to travel, members of the hopes will be four or five signings for the ~Bill Wylies and Cyros Strickland. itsl2 game schedule is noon Saturday be­ Bobcats, reigning Big Sky Champion­ ~g involved in the scoring affairs hind the S.O.B. barn. "It will be a great see Rugby page 16 ships, during the spring signing period. 16 Page · Tuesday, April 16, 1996 · ASMSU Exponent Big West to expand Suns' center faints before gamd'.1 IRVINE, Caltf. (AP)-The ha\'e a full complement of men's I GLEWOOD, Calif. in its entirety. Big West Conference plans to even­ and women's programs. "He just passed out, he" tually expand from 12 to 16 mem­ The plan to expand wa devel­ (AP)-Phoenix Suns center Joe "The biggest concern in a sirua­ gained consciousness, I ~ bers, adding two schools that play oped and approYed by the chief Kleine fainted during the na- rion like this obviously is h.ts cardiac to him, he wanted me tocdbit' NCAA Di\'ision I-A football and executive officers of the tional anthem Sunday as his srarus," Lombardo said. "He's un­ wife and let her know he was~ two that do not. conference's members. tcam prepared to play the Los dergoing some tests presently on h.ts rtght," Suns coach Con Neither which schools will be The Big West's l2 schools, Angeles Lakers. He was sched- heart, h.ts lungs, h.is mental srarus. Fitzsimmons said. 111vited to )Otn the conference nor beginning in 1996-97, will have uled to be kept overnight at a "It could be anything from After the game any timetable for the expansion an Eastern Di,·ision, composed of nearby hospital for observation. nothing really serious to some- Fitzsimmons repeated w was announced Di\'ision I-A football members The 34-year-old reserve, thing really significant. We look Lombardo and Prosk1 ha The planned expansion would Boise State, Ne'' Mexico State, who also had a fainang spell for the most and hope for the said-that Klelile had Just 111crease the school m each of the Idaho, eYada, North Texas and two weeks ago, was taken to least. Charles Barkley says he has prenous episode. Centtnela Hospital Medical had three (famtmg) episodes in Big West's rn o exmm~ d1nsion Utah Stare The \\'esrern DiYision "He's stable, and he 1 from six schools to eight. One will be made up of al Poly San Center as a precaunon. the past, bur he hasn't." stay o,-ermght for obsern d1vis1on will connnue to be made Luis Obispo, Cal rare Fullerton, "He had a fa1mmg episode, Barkley had told BC during said Cenanela e\·ening nlllSlll up ofschoob th.u play Division I­ Long Be.Kh rare, l ' C Ir\'tne, UC "h1ch ''as similar to somethmg the naaonally teknsed game that supernsor Orlando C1 A football . Both diYisions would Santa B.ubara and Pacific that happened when he was Kleine had famted on more than some 4 1 2 hours after working our rwo weeks ago in one occasion, but said after the fainted. "He's 111 a priYareroon. Phoenix, (\\hen ) he got game that apparently he was he was mm-cd to a pm ate Rugby ___ from page 15 lightheaded," said Dr. Stephen wrong, that there had been only from the emergency room, J .~Lombardo, the Lakers team one incident. don't know wh~n That's te.tm ·pent Spnng Break playing rugby 111 lrcl.md. S_pon ·ored by phys10,m "\Ve'n: done some "It happened two weeks ago, can tell YOU ,. Gu1ness beer, the team Yisired Dublm .md other tamous Insh tests on him. he's normal, he's one time," Suns trainer Joe Prosk1 Wa\·man Tisdale Cities while playing rugby and submergmg rhenm.:h cs _in Irish alert " said. "If It happened any other scored 24 p01m. 111 the pa culmre A vear ago the team spem Spnng Break touring and Klcme fell back\\ .1rd and ame, we don't know about 1t It won by the Lakcrs 118 plavmg rugby 111 C.thforni~ .md Oregon Rece1Ying no money h1t the floor, and it was seYcral happened one nme, after he got said the mC1dem ''as "the from the school, the re.tm finances its mps through the sponsor­ seconds before a1wone realized off a Srairmaster at his home " ship of Lerkind's and 111dependem fund r,~1sers . "\\'_e '' ould "hat had happened The an- Shortly before bemg taken to grc.ul} appreCJate any support we could get, Learner said of th1.s them music stopped. Kleme ''as the hospital. the ~-foot-0 Kleme, weekend's contest "Rugby 1s the n·pe of sport'' here you don t attended ro by Forum person- lying on a gurney. answered ques­ nuke enemies, 'ou make friends." nel .rnd t.1ken off the court on a nons from paramedics and nod- stretcher a fc" mmures later. ded when a reporter asked 1f he &~ p~mO ~~nU ~T~h~e~an~ili~e~m~w~a~st~h=en~r~ep~la~y=~~w~~~a=ll~r~~=hr~·------~----- tO buy NBAfranchise Tiger Stadium to be replac EA T RUTHERFORD, .J pass McMullen 's bid,'' h1eh 1s es- DETROIT (Ar)-Detroit Tigers officials say the In addition, the Tigers plan .1 ,·aricn of ( AP)-Rock promoter Don r1mated bcrneen $93 and $95 planned ne\\ 524 0 m1. 11 ion b ase b_.1 ll stadi um w1· ll 111-· opti"onsi"ncludi"ng_ 7 0to75ltLxun.· boxesaad Kirshner wants ro bu\ an 1BA million. elude about 1,000 computer-equipped sears that will 5,000 club seats, The Detroit News re ream CIB , a Toronto-based finan- allow fans ro check player statistics and order food dav. 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Full Fr.ion< Introducing Rob with 13 years of BMW exper,t: REGISTER FOR A TEE-TIME (9AM - 10:30AM) • RHouston, .419; Servais, Chicago, DALLAS (AP)-The Morning News that Hicks' bid .375; Meares, Minnesota, .364; .394; Gilkey, New York, .386; Grace, ,,,as Mavericks could be honored was significantly higher fol- Molitor, Minnesota, .364. Chicago, .383. owner Tom Hicks has Carter has said several Berroa, Oakland, 12; Higginson, GHill, San Francisco, 12; Bonds, San The wheelchair-bound uassed Perot's $115 mil­ times that bidders received Detroit, 11; Sprague, Toronto, 11; Francisco, 12; McGriff, Atlanta, 12; Roy went out to the home tcl bid for the Mavericks his own $125 million priority based on the order in JGonzalez, Texas, 11; GVaughn, DBell, Houston, 11; Taubensee, Cin- which they came forward. He Milwaukee, 11 . cinnati, 11; Gilkey, New York, 11; "I think rm going 3ut sources from both told the two bidders before HITS-PMunoz, Oakland, 18; Curtis, King, Pittsburgh, 11. leaving town Thursday that Detroit, 17; FThomas, Chicago, 17; HITS-TGwynn, San Diego, 23; Lan- u; of the negotiations tell to get mugged as n ;ort Worth Star-Telegram he wanted to make a decision MLewis, Detroit, 16; Molitor, Minne- sing, Montreal, 22; BLHunter, Hous- by "sundown" Friday. sota, 16; Nieves, Detroit, 15; Surhoff, ton, 21; Grudzielanek, Montreal, 20; soon as I get out :: .Perot, the son of Dallas 1oonaire Ross Perot, re- The Mavericks owner still Baltimore, 15. Piazza, Los Angeles, 19; DBell, of here." as the front-runner to could reach a decision over DOUBLES-ARodriguez, Seattle, 7; Houston, 18; Grace, Chicago, 18; · hase the team from the weekend unless negotia- Nieves, Detroit, 6; EMartinez, Se- Joyner, San Diego, 18. -Travis Roy ::1tald Carter. tions continue through Mon- attle, 6; RAlomar, Baltimore, 5; 9 are DOUBLES-Berry, Houston, 7; Lan- 'Torm Sonju, Mavericks day or Tuesday, sources said. tied with 4. sing, Montreal, 6; DBell, Houston, 6; As the owner of both TRIPLES-Meares, Minnesota, 2; 22 TGwynn, San Diego, 6; Clayton, St. plate area and handed the ball :Ji!.dent and general man­ to catcher Bill Haselman to teams, Hicks would be able to are tied with 1. Louis, 5; Taubensee, Cincinnati, 5; lU, indicated Friday that he the enthusiastic cheers of the combine revenues of the Stars HOME RUNS-Fielder, Detroit, 6; Grace, Chicago, 5; Caminiti, San 1 not expect a sale agree­ crowd. The scoreboard hailed and Mavericks-along with a GVaughn, Milwaukee, 5; Belle, Diego, 5; Burks, Colorado, 5; Joyner, a t until next week at the Roy, of Yarmouth, Maine, as r.iest. new arena if he wished. Cleveland, 5; Griffey Jr, Seattle, 5; San Diego, 5. The younger Perot was the Edmonds, California, 4; DWilson, HOME RUNS-Klesko, Atlanta, 6; an inspirational hero. he negotiations' point Beforehand, Roy got ,l Sonju said he would be in runner-up in bidding to buy Seattle, 4; Berroa, Oakland, 4. Bagwell, Houston, 5; Servais, Chi- the Dallas Stars. STOLEN BASES-Lofton, Cleve- cago, 4; Hundley, New York, 4; King, Roger Clemens' autograph on c.munication over the week- his Red Sox jacket. "'I think rm 1Jwith Carter, who was out Gaylord's attempted pur- land, 1O; TGoodwin, Kansas City, 8; Pittsburgh, 4; Sheffield, Florida, 4; chase of the Texas Rangers Fox, New York, 3; Hosey, Boston, 3; GHill, San Francisco, 4. going to get mugged as soon as >! e state on business. I get out of here," he joked. )ources told the Star­ was blocked by major league Mclemore, Texas, 3; Nixon, Toronto, STOLEN BASES-DeShields, Los 3 17 The BU freshman was in­ : ·gram that Hicks and baseball less than a decade ago. ; are tied with 2. Angeles, 7; McRae, Chicago, 6; His Gaylord Entertainment STRIKEOUTS-RJohnson, Seattle, Morandini, Phi!adelphia, 5; Whiten, jured 11 seconds into his first 11homa City media mag­ shift when he hit the boards •l Edward Gaylord re­ owns a local television station, 32; Appier, Kansas City, 24; Radke, Philadelphia, 5; BLHunter, Houston, TNN-The Nashville Network, Minnesota, 20; AFernandez, Chi- 4; MKelly, Cincinnati, 4; RSanders, head-first. Doctors have said !: 1ed interested, but that Country Music Television and cago,20;Cone,NewYork,20;Pavlik, Cincinnati, 4; CGarcia, Pittsburgh, he will regain some use of his : r~roup_ headed by Perot, the Grand Ole Opry. Texas, 18; Alvarez, Chicago, 18; 4; Grissom, Atlanta, 4; Butler, Los right arm, but he has no pros­ •l• mobile dealer David pect of walking again. When the league gave Clemens, Boston, 18. Angeles, 4. , tlavid and possibly former His plight has attracted 1 boys quarterback Roger Carter the expansion franchise SAVES-RMyers, Baltimore, 4; STRIKEOUTS-Smoltz, Atlanta, in he paid only $l Percival, California, 3; Stevens, Min- 29; No mo, Los Angeles, 25; nationwide attention, includ­ >1 bach was the favorite. 1979, 2 million. Now, 16 seasons later, nesota, 3; Mesa, Cleveland, 3; Neagle, Pittsburgh, 22; Aleiter, ing from celebrities ranging Things are starting to from Wayne Gretzky to Chris­ • up for them," said the he's mulling between bids of Vosberg, Texas, 3; Timlin, Toronto, Florida, 20; PJMartinez, Montreal, 2 topher Reeve. ix:e. $115 million to $125 million. ; Montgomery, Kansas City, 2; 18; Schourek, Cincinnati, 18; 6 are ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~H~en~n~e~m~a~n~,~T:ex~a~s~,~2~-~~~~~ 1rti_e_d_w_it_h_1_7_·~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~TENTION GRADUATING SENIORS f you are looking for a rewarding and challenging career, this may be the opportunity you have been looking for. CIAUGHUN, PMN, VOGEL SECURITIES Inc., is currently looking for six qualified individuals to train to become INVESTMENT BROKERS in our Missoula office. If you want: f. Unlimited earning potential 2. Top quality training in the financial industry Air Force ROTC offers college students a 3'. 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He INDIANAPOLIS (AP)-The Indi­ that when he doe.~, he's really health land Trad Blazers. carries the tide president emeritus and ana Pacers, eliminated in the seventh Kunkel called it a "pretty sign Forty-t\\'O years after he first choughc maintains an office in the Rose Garden. game ofthe Eastern Conference finals the injury" which has left Miller su about bringing the_ NBA to Oregon and "I'm 1ust noc in the loop anymore,"" pa~t two years, will go inro the playoffs from double \'iston. 26 years after 1t hnally happened, the he said. "I will go down there and shuffle this year without leading scorer Reggie Dr. Michael Welsh, who perf graYelly-\·oiced founder is being hon- papers around once in awhile." Miller. the surgery, said a plastic place abo ored by the highly successful franchise he When he was running the franchise, Miller underwent surgery Sunday night size of a quarter was inserted in pl created. _ Ghckman would sit in the upper press at St. Vincent's Hospital in Indianapolis to the shattered bone. In a ceremony betore Monday nigh r's section at Memorial Coliseum, ranting repair a fracrured eye socket. He will be out "\Vhen an eye's h1nvith some game against San Antonio, a banner bear- against referees and, on occasion order- ar least three weeks, said Dr. Sanford of force sometlllng's got ro gi\e," in.g Glickm~n's n~me ing unruly you'ngsters Kunkel, the Pacers' team doctor. said. "The long-term prognosis is will be hoisted into to sit down and pay Miller was injured during Indiana's lent. 'vVe'rc just not sure whether 91-86 victory over Detroit on Saturday couple of weeks or a couple of mo th~ Rose .Garden "I don't like what arcention tO the game. rafters. He will be the Glickman is old- night when he collided with Otis Thorpe Pacers forward Dale Davis s was confident the team could so ninth person tO be so we've seen recently fashioned when it and Allan Houston. "Evcrything went absolutely perfect," heading into the playoffs, althou remembered by the ·th th R dm comes tO basketball. franchise and joins ex- Wl e 0 an H e resisted adding Kunkel said of the 30-minute reconstrnc­ admitted that Miller's absence wo challenge for rhe team co overco coach Jack Ramsay and van Exel inci- cheerleaders for years tive surgery ofMiller's right orbit. "There and former owner and grumbles about were no complications, nothing out of "We're definitely going to see the character of this team is ma LarryWeinbergasche dents. I don't like some of the modern the ordinary.,, only non-players trends in the game. Miller probably will go home on Mon­ said Davis. " ... I think we've got th among t h em. taunun. ba." "I don't like rrash- day and rest for at least a week before he who are capable, so it's gomg to be esting to see who steps in." Glickma:i will be Harry Glick.man, Portland ing,n he said. "I don't may begin working out, Kunkel said. presented with a por- like what we've seen "We hope he's back in three weeks "We have Ricky (Pierce) and cra1tcommissio.ned .by Trail Blazers founder. recently with the Rod- with protective eyewear ... goggles." Johnson and Tra\'ts (Best), so, hey the Blazers. His wife man and Van Exel in- Coach Larry Brown said an injury tO be OK," Davis said. Joanne will be given a diamond bracelet ndents. I don't like raunnng. I hate that. a key player "never comes at a good time, "There could be situations like with the team's logo. And I don't like public address announc- but this is probably the worst time." the playoffs," forward Derrick , The press room at rhe Rose Garden ers being nothing but glorified cheer- He said it wouJdn't necessarily be a said of playing \Yithour a kc\• has been named the Harry Glickman leaders " ~ distraction for the rest of the players, "There could be omes when Reg · Media Center. The Bla7ers have esrab- Glickman's no-nonsense manner be- though, as the Pacers head into the play­ foul trouble or whatever and the guys have to pick 1t up. hshed a jou.rnaltsm .scholarship H the lies his rrue narnre, friends say offs. Uni\·ers1ry of Oregon in Glick.man's name "He's gor a gruff YOice but he's a "I me;m, these things happen in the "We have guys who c.m do it. rans ac the game will he gl\·en Harry gencle, honest man," said Bucky league .... But sometimes adversity makes McKey, who led Indiana with 20 Glickman masks. And the nuyor has de- Buck\\ airer, a Rlazers' scouring consulc­ you better. 'Ne just haYe ro have some Saturday rught. cl.ued Monday Harry Glickman Day. ant and former ream vice president" ho people step up." Pierce, \~ho filled in for Miller Glickman, who spent last week at his has worked for rhe franchise for 20 years. Brown said the Pacers would nor injury, came through with 14 poin l 0 shooting. Io the second half, secor~d home in Palm_ Springs, Calif., . "He i5 \'cry upfront. A handsh.\ke or hurry Miller's recm·cry. hadn t been told any ot this hrs word you can rake ro the bank," "" 'e'll never rush anybody back. No reserves outscored Detroit's bench "Rich and I have been throu "I re.1lly don 'r knO\\ .1 lot about it," Buckwalter said. "In any business chat's game is that important,'; Bro\,·n said. kinds of situations thousands of he .said. "All rhey'yc rol~ me is they're unusual bur 111 this business it's quire "He's a tough guy. He doesn't look 1t, s.lid Johnson." 'obodv like~ to s going to do something. I m flattered." unusual " bur he's a cough kid. He doesn't like to miss body get hurt, bur that's when yo Glickman, 71, has been our of the Glickman s;'1d then-NBAcommiss.ioner any cimc, and I know he'll wane to come back at rhc earliest possible cime. We 1usr ,tlert. We knew we had ro do so sec Blazers page 20 have ro be careful about ir and make sure \Ve knew we had to score."

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n' ASMSU Exponent · Tuesday, April 16, 1996 ·Page 19 f the net before you wet your fly fishing has come to the cellent information for anglers. Finally, there's a link to a N ortnan deals with t. If you fly fish, have a Literally every major river and site maintained by the USDA er with a modem and many smaller streams are listed about Montana snowpack where t access, you may never Information is shO\\'n giving th1.. you can look at all of the Mon- final round letdown rng again. tana river drainages AUGUSTA, Ga. (AP)-Greg Norman said he sleeps well at we have and see how we are night and always will. Maybe that's his problem. the experts doing snowpack-wise. "There's not a whole lot of anguish," he said, and when he ~rowth of My internet expe­ said it, Norman was already on the easy side of the biggest t use IS ex­ riences have been very collapse ever in major championship golf. . I have had rewarding so far. An He didn't offer any alibis. He \\.as trying ro be as brave after personal ex­ entire new market has Sunday's round as he had been during it, which was no small e with the opened up for me via accomplishment. He had just suffered through a final-round 78 be able to the Net. I've talked when even par would have won the Masters. . . I've been to, sent information "rm disappointed. Sad. I'Ye got regrets Th~ will be a day I ·"for a little over a year, cubic feet per second ( cfs) flows to and arranged trips for people kno\\ when I let one slip away. rve let others slip away. Bur it's chat brief period I can't for this particular date for a 25 from Denmark, Norway, Ger­ not the end of my life. all of the stuff that is year average, the actual cfs flow many and South America. I re­ "I'm going to wake up tomorrow.... I'll play again. People n with the Internet. for today which is satellite up­ ceive numerous e-mails every day will be cheering for me to win another golf tournament," he said. can find out almost ev­ dated several times per day, the with questions about Montana "I'm not just going to fall off the face of the earth becau.~e of what ,. you ever wanted to water temperature (if the mea­ fishing, equipment, places to stay happened." "DOUt any topic, and a lot suring station has a thermom­ ;;nd even requests for the name Norman is righr, of course. There will be plenty of tomor­ u don't want to know by eter) and the date and time of of a good restaurant. rows. When he wakes up to greet them from another night of the Net. Fly fishing in­ the satellite update. The only downside for me is restful sleep, he will stiU have his helicopters and his fasr cars, but n is no exception. There In addition, if you want to that I have had to rearrange my no green jackers. It is hard to imagine Jack Nicklaus or ~en lly thousands offly fish­ know the river trend over the past time schedule to give myself time Hogan or even Nick Faldo thinking of those toys as consolaaon. ed sites. week, there is a station number to deal with these new responsi­ Norman is right about this as well: There will be plenty of ve set up my own web link which allows you to view an bilities. My solution has been to other tournamenrs. But no matter how they end, none will erase my shop, and the re­ actual hydrograph of the river simply to get up a bit earlier in this. If he arrived at Augusta no longer tortured by his past, he as been amazing. I have flows, and you can then see if the the morning and deal with the has ro be leaving worried about his future. ~es or screens at my site river has risen, stayed stable, or Internet before I go to work. All those other losses-the freakish endings, the miracle g information on the dropped over the past week. My home page is http:// shots, the ones caused by a single loose swing or a putt that spun Jide service, classes and a I also provide a link to a www.gomontana.com/Business/ out of the cup at the wrong moment-those were easy enough to :report that I update ev- Montana weather site maintained Trout/trout.html. There are forget. by MSU-Northern in conjunc­ loads and loads of good sites. I This won't be. It can't be. Every rime he lingers long enough • fishing report page also tion with Princeton University. am not going ro attempt to list in front of a mirror, Norman will be reminded of ... this . s links to a Montana The weather site gives current all the addresses here. What I Something that began as a duel with Faldo on a postcard Sunday ww site which is main­ conditions for all major cities in would suggest is using one of afternoon and ended five hours later with Norman dueling the •ny the U.S. Geological Montana, an extended forecast the common search engines, TUSGS). and even has a Montana ski re­ search fly fishing, and see what see Norman page 20 USGS site provides ex- sort snow-depth report. shows up.

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Blazers from page 19 from page 18 same familiar flaws within him­ At No. 9, after Faldo shaved a 71-73 in a head-to-head match a global business enterprise, be­ self. six-stroke deficit to three, Norman Saturday that seemed to complete fore he raised expectations to a Maurice Podoloff scoffed at early He is 41 already. He is go· hit a sand wedge with so much the circle. Throttled by the En­ level that only his income has so ovenures about joining the league. ing to be in position at the juice that it spun back offthe front glishman in their pairing at St. far matched, he came here as a Bue when Walter Kennedy became majors only so many times. Al­ of the green and down 20 yards. Andrews six years earlier, Norman raw 26-year-old awed by the commissioner and embarked on ready, he has finished runner­ Bogey. At No. 12, which he and made better shots in this meeting, surroundings. Everything about an ambitious campaign to expand up eight times, six times when Faldo began tied., he pushed a 7 · better decisions, and ended the the place felt right, from the the league in the West, Glickman he took a lead into the last iron too close to a sucker pin day so far clear, it seemed nothing way the course was set up to the found a better reception. round. He can decide which position and splashed into Raes he could manage Sunday would bags of brand new balata ball! He put together an ouc-of­ was the most torturous, though Creek. Double-bogey. screw it up. But he did. he smacked around the practm cown ownership group, led by the most improbable came here, "I still don't know what hap­ "'Call it what you want to call range. Weinberg and Herman when Larry Mize ran in a 140- pened to Greg," Faldo said. "But I it," Norman said, "but I put all the Now, 15 years later, tlut Sarkowsky, and Portland joined foot chip shot to steal the 1987 did what I set out to do." blame on myself." inaugural Masters tour stands the league in 1970. Masters. What Norman set out to do The Masters is supposed co be out as both a blessing and a One of Glickman's fondest This rime, it was much sim­ this week was seal off a past that golf's rice of spring, bur for one curse. This place has made him memories came chat first season, pler, though no less spectacu­ was long on promise and short on more spring, it offered Norman a rich man, to be sure, but tt when the defending champion lar. The pattern was all too fa­ results. He opened with a course only the back of its hand. likely has also made him a New York Knicks came to rown. miliar. Bad decisions followed record-tying 63, then followed In 1981, before he was the haunted one. No matter how "On a Saturday night, it was by worse execution. with a 69. Then he punished Faldo Great White Shark, before he was well he says he sleeps our first sellout, and we beat them decisively, something like 30 or 40 points," Glickman said. "We had been trying to gee a sponsorship from First Interstate Bank. Their ad\'ertising agency didn 'c want ro do 1r "Bur the following Monday after that game, their president walked in and said 'Get us on the list."' Glickman is an Oregon jour­ nalism graduate and one-time spores wnter who turned to pro­ FOOD STORES motion in the early 1950~, stag­ MONTANA OWNED AND OPERATED ing professional football exhibi­ tion games in Portland and pro­ HOTTEST moting the Northwest tours of BEER PRICES Judy Garland and Liberace. In the 1960s, with the comple­ IN TOWN t1on of Memorial Coliseum, Glickman's Portland Buckaroos smashed attendance records for HENRY WIENHARD'S hockey teams outside the National 12 PK BOTTLES Hockey League. 18 PK But iris for the Blazers that Glickman will be remembered. FOR After some lean early years, the CANS team won the NBA title in just its seventh season and has been a money maker ever since. BUD & BUD LIGHT "Putting Portland into the major leagues of professional soorts," Glickman said, "would 12 PK CANS STROH'S b·e the thing I'm proudest of." 15 PK CANS Earn extra cash next OLD MILWAUKEE $emester. BARTLES & JAYM SCHMIDT COOLER 12 PK CANS

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