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FREE A NASTY BIT OF ROUGH PDF David Feherty | 256 pages | 25 Feb 2003 | Penguin Books | 9780142002650 | English | New York, NY, United States A Nasty Bit of Rough by David Feherty: | : Books In David Feherty, we've found at last not only a true Renaissance man but also a writer with the guts to address the A Nasty Bit of Rough themes of the 21st century. In A NASTY BIT OF ROUGH, the operatic singer turned golf pro turned witty golf commentator turns into a golf novelist A Nasty Bit of Rough discusses the world's most vital issues -- flatulence; alcohol consumption in vast quantities; male genitalia getting whacked, bitten, lanced, and shot; and more flatulence The overly serious world of golf writing needed a good gut-buster, and Feherty has supplied it. The tradition of Irish literary excellence continues, but with this difference: of the three, only Feherty is funny. Pick this book up. If you A Nasty Bit of Rough laugh out loud at least once in every chapter, I will personally confiscate your splatter guard niblick. If you're one of those people who think golf is a religion, prepare for some seriously funny blasphemy. Perelman would have written had he known anything about golf Feherty's outrageous characters dance off the page. Every golf nut will love this book. Sir Richard Gussett, his riotous imaginary uncle who presides over "Scrought's Wood," the world's most cantankerous golf club. In this first volume of his misadventures, Gussett sets his sights on the most prestigious prize in golf, the petrified middle finger of St. Andrew, patron saint of Scotland. Gussett must motivate his merry band of members through battles with incontinence, single malt Scotch, peculiar handicaps, and a litany of other unmentionable afflictions in order to seize the finger in a "friendly" competition with their ancient rivals, the dreaded and notorious McGregor clan. Feherty's fanatical fan base will rejoice, the driving range addicted will tee off, the USGA will have "no comment," and anyone who loves the game or knows someone who does will be unable to resist Feherty's storytelling and golfing gravitas. At 17, the gifted Feherty Born and raised in Ireland, he now lives in Texas. David Feherty. Shawn Coyne. A Nasty Bit of Rough: A Novel - David Feherty - Google книги Over the years, readers of Golf magazine have come to know and love Major General Ret. Andrew, patron saint A Nasty Bit of Rough Scotland. A virtual literary whoopee cushion…. A raunchy, randy, riotous farce. When you buy a book, we donate a book. Sign in. Category: Fiction. Feb 25, ISBN Add to Cart. Also available from:. Paperback —. Also by David Feherty. Product Details. Inspired by Your Browsing History. Rude Behavior. The Best in the World. Chris Jericho. The Green. Troon McAllister. Slim and None. For Love of the Game. Michael Shaara. Sex, Lies, and Headlocks. 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Become a Member Start earning points for buying books! A Nasty Bit of Rough - David Feherty - Google книги This first novel by broadcaster and Golf Magazine columnist Feherty is a totally silly, completely unbelievable tall tale that succeeds more often than it fails because of the vibrancy of the voice and the straightforwardness of the telling. Scrought's Wood A Nasty Bit of Rough the world's oldest and strangest golf course, so venerable it makes St. Andrew's look like a teenager. The membership has dwindled to nine, and the club, buried deep in Scottish gorse and heather, is virtually unknown to the outside world. Every 50 years, led by its owner and chairman Sir Richard Gusset "Uncle Dickie"its members compete in a golf match against the McGregor clan, a A Nasty Bit of Rough and ready gaggle of Scottish hillbillies, the prize being the petrified middle finger of St. Andrew, the patron saint of Scotland. Scrought's Wood, using very devious tactics, wins "The Digit," as it is known, only to have it stolen back by the McGregors while the old duffers are reveling in their victory. Scrought's Wood's members are gleefully eccentric, plagued by hilarious ailments, defects and unmentionable afflictions. When the outside world insists they allow a woman to join the club, one of the old-timers has a sex change operation. It would be awfully easy to dismiss this novel as trivial and inane, for many of the jokes are painfully set-up groaners, while others miss the mark entirely. Overall, one is often reminded of smirking teenage boys talking about sex. But there is a cheerfulness and a spit-in-the-face-of-authority aura about it A Nasty Bit of Rough makes it the Naked Gun of golf literature. Forecast: Feherty, a former professional golfer, is a popular CBS commentator with a ready-made following; many will recognize Scrought's Wood from its appearances in the pages of Golf Magazine. 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