THE average swimmer would have about the same chance Cochran Now Bacilli, Poker, with a German U-boat as against the husky members of the Yale water polo team, pictured in the centre. This Acclaimed Food Galore, was the team that met the water polo men of Columbia Univer- Star sity in the Columbia tank last night. The photographs grouped are those of Yale's stars. At In Ball Camps about the centre picture swimming Close Play Sunshine the Only Thing Speed in Exhibition at Daly' Free in South, Excepting Dazzles.Miss Haywood's Scribes' Card Manners Game Does Sex Proud 4 Louis Lee Arms Playing a game of 400 points ig<> By balklino against Ward, of the Bosto* Mr. George L. Morcland's complete Athletic Association, Thursday 6ftn record of baseball statistics docs not noon at Maurice Daly's, Welker CocL say much of anything about spring ran gave a wonderful exhibition o' training trips, and we are disappoint¬ skill. He finished the required nonv ed. From week to week we have seen ber of points in three innings, avcra*. that Mr. Moreland has covered P.is ing 133 1-3, and continued his closing field with the most exquisite care, and run until be had scored ?,2G. yet every one knows the importance of Holding the ivories at the head end spring conditioning. of the table, he made only three W In point of nn'.eage this trip is the drives, and punctuated the run with longest journey made by any major exquisite nursing along and just out- league team, and ¡3 much further than side of the latitudinal line. The speed most of them get after the jaunt is at which he made the run is reflected concluded. by the fact that it was timed in twen- A team South on the theory that ty-flve minutes. Thus ho scored a: goes the rate of 13 to the minute. warm weather and the players need Those fortunate enough to watch th? unshine to fit them for their race for performance declared they never before the league pennants. Warm weather had witnessed so dashing and accurate an exposition of close and sunshine do not cost anything in One veteran observer manipulation of the few that remarked: "h the South, being things ¡was as brilliant as the . best ever are inexpensive below the Mason and shown by 'Wizard' Jacob Schaefer and Dixon line. After assimilating many as methodical us the work of Frank C, Ives. He was simply nbsolute." warm weather and sun¬ square feet of Recently two gentlemen in a Sixth shine the ball player returns to the Avenue restaurant gave universal suf- frigid North, and usually manages to frage due and divergent consideration, suffrage, one argued: catch from a herd oí Opposing "Puta anything large woman at anything a man does, and in la grippe bacilli to a small but sterling six months she will do it better that cluster of pneumonia germs. These he can." germs take up a suite, or apartment in The "Impossible" Possible the ball player's system, bringing their Miss Clara Catharine cf most Haywood, 'ii entertainment and amusing them- Philadelphia, the skilful female billiardist known, is an exemplification M>';vcs as they may. until they finally of what women can do when they ¡n- re expelled by the said system. By vado zones of activity in which the that time the ball player is in as good sterner sex is considered supreme. Four years ago it was condition almost as lie was before he considered im¬ possible that any girl or woman coulti went South to improve his condition. master the intricacies of the game o' The spring training trip lasts sev¬ billiards as she has. Of the million« eral weeks, which time the ball of men throughout the world,who are during devotees of billiards there are not mote player is entitled to eat free of charge, than a hundred, including both proftt- travel without cost and win as much sionals and amateurs, who are her at the game. money as he can at stud poker from equals but card She combines genius and art in a ambitious, amateur, players manner that her are the cos¬ enables to make dif¬ who generally wearing ficult with ease tumes the look of fancy shots and demon¬ and inquisitive strates at newspaper reporters. It is the news¬ amazing proficiency atraigh: rail and three-cushion car- papermen's idea that the ball player roms. is when he raises the nlways bluffing During this week she will appear bet, and if he can catch the ball player each afternoon and at the at it once in ten times he is a happy, evening Pal- :f citizen. ace Theatre in brief exhibitions a; eventually poorer, billiards, in return for which the man¬ Not Like the One-Arm Places agement will contribute a liberal sum Having arrived in the South, the to the Billiard:-. Ambulance Fund. In i'.rst thing the ball player does is to her exhibition at the Palace she will kick on the food. This shows a pro¬ be asisted by Welker Cochran, Maurice fessional sophistry that may almost Daly, Albort G. Cutler and probably pass as poise. Harry P. Cline, her tutor. '"Rotten food," says the ball player Kieckhcfer to Defend Title when he reaches New Orleans. He re¬ August Kieckhefer. who recently peats this at Memphis. Nashville, won the Brunswick Balke Collender Louisviile, ad libifum. Compared to Company trophy, emblematic of the the luxurious fare and the splendid championship of the world at three service to which the ball player has cushion , from Alfredo de Ore, been accustomed during the long will defend the trophy on Wednesday. winter months in Cedar Springs, Mich., Thursday and Friday of this week a', it is no wonder he complains. If be is . IIis opponent will be Hoben going to have free food he can, at L. Cannefax, of St. Louis, from whore least, insist it be good, and every one, de Oro wrested the championship a; particularly a man from Cedar Springs, St. Louis, September ¡3, G and 7. It, Mich., or Kokomo, Ind., knows how the Ambulance Fund tournament ¡r much thoie famous shore dinners in Chicago Cannefax made a run of If Xcw Orleans are overrated. and was awarded a $50 Liberty bone. When in the South it is often neces- offered as a prize for a high run, The sary for a major league club to prove contest will be at lûO points, Fifty each ¡is general superiority and baseball night, for $260 a side. caste by walloping the cabinet pudding Otto Kei.selt. of Philadelphia, ¡i out of a few minor league clubs. If pressing Pierre Maupome, of Cleveland possible the rnaior league club does for the lead in the Interstate Three this with great flourish, but there are Cushion League. often encountered low-down minor On February 27, in Cook's billiard 'eague ball teams that insist on beat¬ parlor, Elmira, William McDonald. ing the major league clubs with some- eighty years old, of that city, made at *hing like regularity. At such times unfinished run of lOo at rail. baseball fanatic becomes straight the Southern He bad the balls in a favorable posi¬ an excited citizen and as sarcastic as tion when the run terminated. a South Carolina Senator. Fordham Nine Eli Frank Taberski exhibited in Cleve¬ Busher Fans Are Silenced Grapplers land during tiie last two wcel:3. The first week he ,-On the level, is THIS a big league 'Em T played at Helm's for the Ove benefit of the Trail the team?" shouts some hostile fan. Ambulance P'und. Clocking a Sport to In match for the down-hearted ball Game Seek the three-cushion Whereupon player Arranges _-.-.By Louis ].ce Arms. -__-__-_-_-_--_--_---.- Wrest with :.o little brilliance and championshin of the North¬ responds in tense of repartee: In 1950 A. D. :î. Must experiment with but one position. west, played Seattle February 22 and ''Aw, go chase yourself!" I. will not be touched 23, Chase Siblcy, champion, defeat?! With Ft. Siocum Probably by selective draft. Mat Title Henrv of hv a total There is always a large party of "J vill not Navy Solomon, Srjokane, Jess WilUtrd said, 5. of men are seasoned of 10O to strangers on a Southern trip. Most of fight," Majority veterans, yet none 93. On the final night Solo¬ *hem wear badgi r hair cuts and funny "Until this Fulton man agrees has started on back slide. mon made a run of 11. The proceeds of admissions were contributed to the :ook¡r.g pants. They ere the recruits The Fordham University baseball To amputation of his arms tí. Possibility Barnes will develop into league's "Iron NEW HAYFA', March 0.-Yale's claim *rom the minor leagues who are trying to the mythical intercollegiate wrest¬ Ambulance Fund. Michigan Ready schedule was announced by And vivisection his knee?." Man." The of to pry some veteran loose from his bi¬ yesterday of ling championship is regarded as challenge Joseph Chapman.oí monthly insult. Joseph Kinsley, the Maroon manager. On the trip South, which begins to-morrow, one, strong, and in case of a successful out¬ Birmingham, to play anybody in tho The who is come in the match world 108 games of for $500» veteran supping regards For Meet Seventeen games are on the list, nine Let the Other Fellow veteran traveller will be conspicuously He is with Annapolis the side has them ostensibly with h friendly eye. Big Worry missing. Eli mat men probably will bè been accepted bv Willie Smith, of which will be played on Fordham On the eve of his Man as regarded of however much he would like to crown departure for the South Manager known as Old Worry. the holders of the 1018 title. They Darlington. Tho match will tik» a on Field. This is a smaller number than have place in London. The British 'em with baseball bat. Hut, the John McGraw has less to worry over than any baseball already defeated Princeton, mak¬ men's sports¬ whole, they have been useful to fill has been scheduled in recent years, ing a sweepstakes victory of their Ambulance Fund will receive 25 CHICAGO, March 9. Not since the manager we chance to know. Although "Daredevil" Suggestions for Collar Now in Order series of per cent of tho upper berth but as two contests are pending and bouts, and have beaten Penn¬ gate receipts. We have encd to observe, outdoor meet of 1906, and for the first Robertson is adamant in As followers of this column already know, Al Jolson sylvania and Brown. Thomas Reeco defeated Henry W. seven dates romain unfilled, Manager Davey apparently his decision Stevenson for according to our historian, Mr, More- time since the indoor meet has been1 to retire, McGraw has at least two first-class outfielders is to knit the Kaiser a sweater of barbed wire and line1 Yale is the only team which twice second place in the tri¬ iand, I and amusing con- held, tiie of Michigan will Kinsley is confident of securing sev¬ has defeated Annapolis, which has had angular tournament, of which Mel- University to into the it with poison ivy. Why not knit the cuffs of crucible a bourn Innaan was No" t, designated by the originator as be in Cue eighth annual eral more opponents. ready step shoes left vacant by the lank monopoly of wrestling honors, but the winner. n 'doi was at Brook¬ represented steel, with a chain between them? the Yale combination English billiard authorities are tryirü key' game, played indoor The schedule, while not Southerner, and, excepting Herzog, his team is almost will go to the to to lyn ¡'i November, 1861, in winch the conference track and field meet presenting Naval Academy full of confidence in explain how Recce, who appears nu of runs the diversity of other seasons, is for¬ identical with that which has run wild in the National a be Inman's fails to win fro. havi g I lea tnber at Patten Gymnasium on March 22 winning third match- unless their the superior, at the end of the game was considered midable enough for a "war" slate. for the bout.-; are as latter in a serious contest. and 23. West the League greater part