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VOL. XVII WINONA, MINNESOTA, DEC. 20, 1935 No. 5 Wenonah Players Seasons Concert Collegians Enjoy Winonan Sponsors Give "The Detour" Program Announced Christmas Program Elections To Pick By Owen Davis The dates for the Community Last night the college enjoyed a Concert Association concerts and delightful and happy Christmas Name Of Teams Cast Under Mrs. Spencer's programs in Winona have been program and party sponsored by Association Authorizes Direction Gives Fine announced. Staff To Direct In the Wenonah Players. Selection Performance The local season will open with a The program opened with the An interesting study of the piano recital by Ralph Dobbs, noted Mendelssohn Club attired in their Through action taken by the problems and ambitions of rural American pianist on Jan. 27. Feb- robes marching down the aisles Student and Faculty Association folk was portrayed when the ruary 24 brings Trudi Schoop and holding lighted candles and singing. the Winonan was given authority Wenonah Players, under the di- her comic ballet from Switzerland, It was beautiful and inspirational. last Friday to conduct a series of rection of Mrs. M. L. Spencer, one of the most unusual and out- Following this the , Players pre- elections in order to select a name to presented Owen Davis' "The De- standing attractions in the United sented a one-act play,' ''`The Shep- be used by the college to designate tour". Characterizations were sin- States for this year. The last of the herd Who Stayed Behind" under its tea ms and various other groups. cere, earnest, and true-to-life. series will be a concert and program the direction of Dr. Jean Brady Some suggestions were given in Two similar struggles, different by Charles Hackett, Metropolitan Jones. The cast included Harold consideration of a name which the only because of the ages of the two Opera tenor, who will appear in a Roth, Alan Pawelek, Eugene Jaspers staff feels will help in selecting a women involved, dominated the program of songs and in love scenes My Wish Walter Lynne, John Bucholtz, Paul lasting one which can be adopted for permanent use. The play. Helen Hardy, the mother, from famous romantic operas, - I dreamed a dream O'Brien, James Bard, Loren Wood, name should be easy to say was given an understanding inter- ed by Agnes Donis, soprano, on I wished a wish. Martin Laakso, June Mac Ddnald, and one which would harmonize with either Winona or pretation by Beverly Lageson. Her Apr. 22. These concerts will be I crossed my fingers tight. and Beverly Lageson. Music was ambition to secure for her daughter presented in the college auditorium. I shut my eyes, furnished for the play by a chorus Purple. If possible it should be the Kate the things which she herself Concerts in La Crcsse, which Screwed up my face, off-stage. The play was of a Bibical name of something significant to this loeality. had never had is frustrated by local members are privileged to And wished with all my might. character with an unusual touch to Steve Hardy, her husband. attend, include Buiomar Noraes, I wrote it down the Christmas story. The name chosen should have an Jchn Bucholtz very ably portray- concert pianist, Jan. io; the Russian To send away. The last part of the program was object which could be used to ed the typical stodgy farmer whose Imperial Singers, Feb. 19; and I hope it will come true, given in the college gymnasium advantage in art and cartoon. It should not be of a boastful nature dreams extend no farther than a Nathan Millstein, violinist, Mar. 9. For the dream I dreamed, where the Mendelssohn Club, Apol- neighbor's ten-acre lot. The spirited And the wish I wished lo Club and the chorus sang and the nor should it have any other' - un- pleasant implications. young daughter was played by Were this dream and wish for you orchestra played some appropriate No further action will be taken Betty Kelberer. Frederick Nelson, Eugene Thrune And A Merry Merry Christmas! Christmas songs. in his role as Tom Lane, interpreted Troup Give Program —Helen L. Smith on this matter until after the holi- days. It is a thing requiring careful the character of a young man with Exhibiting the youthful exuber- "\V" Club Enjoys business ideas living in a community thought and consideration before Continued on page 3 ance for which he is known at W. S. WENONAH PLANS Annual Banquet the name. T. C., Eugene Thrune with his four Whenever the "W" clubmen Students I o Have players entertained the student ARE COMPLETED other football player recall their Tuberculosis Test body and faculty last Monday annual banquet held December 9 in Masquerade Dance morning. Given Last Week The Wenonah staff headed by the Club Room it will be with The program included a pleasing The all college party which will be Frederick Nelson and William happy memory of the delicious meal The Mantoux test, which is given variety of tap and toe dancing, as held January r8 under the sponsor- Franzman is progressing rapidly prepared for them by Cooks Parker, annually to the college students and well as instrumental and vocal num- ing of the Junior High club will be a with the planning of the annual Arns, Lundgren, and Gibbons under Phelps school children, was given bers which brought the troupe masquerade dance. which will be published at the close the direction of Mrs. Galligan and on Tuesday, Dec. ro. hearty applause. "Skinney's" tap Vacation will give the students of the school year. Louis Hoover Mrs. Pawelek and of the fine The test was taken by 293 college dancing was one of the highlights of time to glean their attics to find has had . reasonably good success speeches that followed. students, of which number seven the entertainment. Another was an suitable costumes of disguise for with the subscription campaign, The meal was served to the and one-half percent had positive novelty dance by the Joye Sisters. this novel and interesting party. A although there are a number of the hungry group of athletes in a most reactions. Of the 188 Phelps school Eugene Thrune was graduated suitable prize will be offered for the students vvho have not yet sub- efficient manner by those in charge. children who took the test, two and from the Winona High School, and most unique costume. Here is an scribed. Following the dinner talks were two-thirds per cent had positive was a student of this college during opportunity for original ideas to be Several new features will add to given by guests at the dinner and reactions. In comparison with re- the year 1933 - 34. He was master put to a worthy purpose. For a the interest and attractiveness of "W" men who will be graduating sults of previous tests, these per- cheerleader in the high school and night the college will be transferred this year's book. One of the im- this year. Among those who spoke centages are very low. Practically college, a member of the Apollo into a ballroom full of gaily attired provements will be the informal were included Mr. MacDonald, all students have been tested. on Club and also appeared in many young people. You may expect grouping of many club pictures Coach Galligan, Mr. Pawelek, Dave Tuesday or recently. many dramatic productions given anything from a Cinderella to which have usually been taken in a Honigs, John Kozlowski, "Art" X-ray pictures for those who had Frankenstien. Don't forget to bring in Winona. He and his troupe are stilted and unnatural grouping. Muench, "Bill" Thompson, "Red" positive reactions were taken at now entertaining at several of the back your costume after the holi- When possible the group or organ- Simon, and "Gene" Jaspers. Wabasha the fore part of the week leading night clubs in Minneapolis. days! ization will be arranged to represent some phase cf the activities of that Reporter Reveals Letters club. Mendelssohn Carollers Color added to some of the Written To Santa Claus beautiful views cf the campus It has always seemed to me that a "Dear Santa: 1 Scatter Christmas Cheer buildings should in itself be a °101ti. large part of the fuss and worry I am a musician. valuable improvement to the scenic 111104040 The MendeIssohn looked up amazed, and then the connected with the purchasing of More music in the section of the annual of this year. Club girls made an little woman hurried to the door, Christmas gifts is unnecessary. We key of Bea, pliz. It is the first time that color has extensive carolling put her head out, and finished sing- fume endlessly about what we Ole Sanden" been used for such a purpose in trip over Winona Wednes- ing the carol with them. should purchase for our friends, and "Dear Santa: the Wenonah. Every effort posSible is day evening, December 12. Miss Talbot, who has been usually end up by buying something I petition for more Renee weather. being made to provide for an en- The carolling began at the recognized the singers by tossing which we ourselves really want, Charles Gholz" larged snapshot section which is Congregational Church and ended them a bouquet of flowers. Miss trusting to the law of averages to "Dear Santa: hoped can be made more representa- at President Maxwell's home. From Sutherland smiled gratefully at make our gift acceptable to the Please send me an illustrated tive of the school in general and less the church the twenty-two girls hearing the familiar old carols. possessor-to-be. copy of "Hark, the Harold Angels concerned with individuals' affairs. hiked directly to the Winona Rev. and Mrs. Sauer were delighted To me such procedure seems self- Sing". And to top the book will be a fine General Hospital. Coming down with Brahm's "Lullaby" sung in ish and unscientific. What we need Barbara Ronsberg" thick cover. Wabasha street from the hospital, German. The girls drifted into to know are the real wants of real "Dear Santa: the girls spied an elderly white- Mr. and Mrs. Munson's home on people. With this purely altruistic Please remit one new stream- haired lady and man in their home "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" and aim, I have conducted a survey and lined feature editor. The old one reading the evening paper. Quietly drifted out on "Hark the Herald present the following letters as a doesn't v‘rork any more. the carollers strolled within the Angels Sing". sample of the object of the project Fred Nelson" gate and sang "It Came Upon A Janet Bierce entertained the Club for which I shall probably give my Keep the desires of your friends Midnight Clear." The couple at her home after the program. life when the paper is published: in mind. Buy wisely.

Page 2 THE WINONAN THE WINONAN Alumni Echoes SNOOPIN' SAL rarr On Eartil PUBLISHED MONTHLY BY THE STUDENTS OF WINONA STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE AT WINONA, MINNESOTA Official Organ of College Association Melvin Opem '33, is wearing Here'n There: FRIDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1935 smiles. His basketball team won The Association was being oiven Managing Editor Frederick Nelson its first encounter which was the an estimate of train fares. Wee Editor-in-chief Ru.h Hardt Associate Editor_ Martin Laakso first game won by Chelsea, Iowa, in Willie Franzmann yawned. "Just Assignment Editor Alice Norton two years. some more berth-rate statistics," he Feature Editor Dorothy Westfall Feature Weiters William Franzman and Frank Blatnik He warcl Roy '33, teaching at muttered. Literary Editor Christine Breyer Lanesboro, has added a class in After due deliberation we have Women's Sport Editor. Esther Steffes Men's Sports Editors ___ (Bill Thompson, Robert Small boxing to the athletic program evolved this truly helpful statement News Editors. •{ Marie Kirkwood, there. He reports that he now needs concerning the misuse of preposi- land Edward Cohen Rewrite Editors Janet Brown and Mabel Hovda competition for his proteges. tions—"A preposition is the wrong Music Editor_ Glenna Ames Eunice Most '31, is now employed thing to end a sentence with". Alumni Editor Harry McGrath If you want a literal interpreta- REPORTERS in Fort Wayne, Indiana, as a steno- Helen L. Smith Harriet Krage La Verne Bang grapher in a law office. tion of "trip the light fantastic", Caroleen Goetting Margaret Small Sylvia Martin Donald Bohn '32, who is teach- ask Bernie Busse to tell you all Bernadette Steffes Dorothy Hudrlik Helen Marek ing and coaching at Bird Island, about Friday night. BUSINESS STAFF MEMBERS Peg Seaton claims that the thrilling Business Louis Hoover has hopes for another successful Business Assistants Mildred Amley and Laura Nelson basketball season. His team won sound ending class periods is the Business Typist Waunella Appelby Liberty Bell. fJuanita Gehrlich, Martha Snyder, the District championship last year. Literary Typists._ land Inez O'Conners. Anthony Sampson '33, and Jack Things that make me glad to be a TYPISTS Scanlon '33, are doing a successful dorm-dweller: Inez O'Connors Ruth Lyon piece cf work at Millville. Bunny Johnson's engaging grin Helen Marek Hazel Uggen Marie Bruegger '33, is teaching at . . . . Adelaide Gunderscn's petite Mail subscriptions $i.00 per school year or Soo per term. Greenfield. blondness Renee's infectious Alumni Society Membership includes subscription. Rhoda Fuller '3o, and her sister chuckle Ruth Richard's lovely Entered as second class matter, Winona, Minnesota. Bonny Fuller '29 are both employed eyes Betty Mead's singing in the Sioux City, Iowa schools. Erma Corell's perkiness Keep The Christmas Spirit Charlotte Foss '29, is a critic Alice Hill's rhythm Helen L. Books Worth Reading "Peace on earth! Good-will to men !" rang through teacher in the intermediate depart- Smith's sweetness Lois Simon's the clear starry heavens when nineteen centuries ago ment of the La Crosse Teachers clowning Mable Ree's sparkle "BEHIND THE DOOR OF DELUSION" a heavenly choir proclaimed the birth of One who was College training school. Evelyn Albert's smile by Inmate Ward 8 born that first Christmas Eve. Through the passing years that message has re- Reviewed by Genevieve Nerdahl sounded around the world. Even today a speed mad LETTERS TO THE EDITOR world pauses a brief while to pay homage to the Great "Behind the Door of Delusion" was written by a Teacher. The song is still "Peace on earth", but it is Dear Editors: man who, for one year, was an imate of an insane not sung with the confidence which so filled the Governor Floyd B. Olson says: "You haven't a single thing to gain asylum. It is the story of a man of sound mind angelic host that first gave out the message. The by remaining with the old groups. They talk to you about American suffering from recurrent attacks of alcoholism, who world hesitates glancing a bit uneasily out the corner institutions of free speech and free assembly, and the revolutionary and has himself committed as insane to a State Hospital. of its eye toward Ethiopia in profound hope that even constitutional rights to change government they are the institutions The book is a view of this asylum from the standpoint there the unhappy combatants may hear, and feel in of Rockfeller, of Mellon, of Gary, of Standard Oil, Aluminum Company of of the inmates, written by an intelligent and observ- their hearts, the song the angels sang. America and the United States Steel Corporation. We need youth to help ing man, a former newspaper reporter. At no other time of the year is the feeling of kindness make over this sick and palsied structure in which we live into a better and Upon the public who visit the asylum the author, and generosity felt as keenly as at the Christmas finer social order." Inmate Ward 8, confers the epithets "carrion-carriers" season. "Goodwill toward men" is spoken so freely and "thrill-seeking visitors", terms which undoubtedly that it stimulates even the meanest of Scrooges into ou Call Us "Reds" characterize many of the visitors but which do not doing acts of kindness. apply to the public as a whole. The reader may be What a pity Christmas comes but once a year! You might remember that radical has been the name hurled in fury shocked and perhaps offended by these epithets and If only the spirit of the season did not fade out when and fear by the exploiters of human beings against every challenger of by the Author's somewhat bitter reference to the the holly is removed and the tree thrown away. Let's vested wrongs; and radical has been the name bestowed in honor by the plundered and exploited upon every champion of their cause . . . . you call attitude of smug complacency and superiority which remember that one day is not enough to do all the the people on the outside have assumed. kindness necessary and make every day filled with us "Reds", and in that word attempt to place all the scorn and derision to the spirit of Christmas! dissuade us from our purpose of raising the courage of the meek—that It is quite probable that the writing of this book vast unorganized humanity which has known the yoke of tyrants knaves, was, for the author, a safety valve—a means by which and dictators. Because we see the end of goose-stepping, heel-clicking he kept himself from not only possible but quite Cooperation automatons; because we want no man to curse his birth in this world of probable insanity. His frankness and absolute lack of Mabe it's the Christmas season that has touched blood, sweat, oppression, and tears—you call us radical. Too well you reservation, even in speaking cf Constance, the people's hearts and maybe it's something else but know that 'where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a woman who loved him and believed in him, manifests members of the college have shown a beautiful spirit crime to examine the laws of heat'. his complete objectiveness. of cooperation in their preparations for Christmas. You give as a wonderful heritage—allowing the most vociferous and The author presents this clear-cut account of his The Wenonah Players and the music clubs have influential to propound their social, economic, political, and religious experiences in a simple,slightly ironical manner free combined their efforts in the production of the Christ- philosophies, and cry "This is freedom of speech!" Yet, when free inquiry, from emotionalism and sensationalism. This very mas program and party. The decorations you see in speech or even dissent of prevailing beliefs is brought up you are the first to lack of sensationalism is evidence of the truth of the the halls are the work of several art Classes. shout "Red"! You speak nobly of liberty and then would have us pay lip contents. It's becoming trite to reiterate the statement but it service to the principle of Status Quo rather than grant academic freedom is still true that "more can be accomplished by pulling to investigate any subject whatsoever regardless of how hedged in it is by together." by moronic taboos. You, one hundred percent Americans, have the true idealogy of the Facsist! POETRY CORNER You speak of equality and give us nearly a quarter million ycung New Sports Program boys and girls on the road, ten million unemployed, and three million The placing of all sports on a major basis, as is school children betwe'en the ages of seven and seventeen out of school. CHRISTMAS THOUGHT beingdone by numerous large universities and colleges, You tell us to honor Christ and then kow-tow to Mars; you killed ten is a step forward in inter-collegiate circles, which will million in the Great Carnage; had thousands gassed men spew up greenish I sat and thought tend to keep down the hue and cry of over-emphasis of muck that once was their lungs; gutted and blew to bits hundreds of Of all the grand things we have at home the major sports on the athletic programs of the others with barbed wire, bayonets and shell; starved hundreds of thous- At Christmas. various schools. ands of women and children all under guise of your jingoistic patriotism I remember the lighted candle Minnesota, Princeton, Dartmouth, and other out- and benevolent fraternity and then said, "We made the world safe In the window. standing schools have already decided that whether an for democracy",—try telling that to Hitler and Mussolini—they might I thought of the Christmas tree athlete wins a letter in football, basketball, track or believe you—we do not! With loads of presents placed around, tennis, golf, swimming, all awards should be placed on You love liberty and yet persecute the champions of freedom; shout I remember the nutcrackers, popcorn balls, the same basis. Major letters should be given to all of for brotherhood and ostracise those who won't join your drunken debach And the immense size of the turkey's wishbone. the letter winners in the school regardless of the sport in celebration of nationalism and war. You gave us conscience soothing Suddenly I heard from near by. which the letter has been earned it. falsities, strangled free speech, and mobed believers of free assembly . . . . The familiar strains of It would a forward movement which the state you defied illumination of consciousness! It cost us $35,000 to kill each "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" teachers college athletic board could well be proud of human being in the glorious game of "Social Murder" and $520,000 hourly And I was ashamed of myself if this body would take action at their next meeting to to celebrate your malodorous orgy of blood. For my frivolity. place all sports on a major letter basis. Frank Paul Blatnik —Helen L. Smith THE WINONAN Page 3 Enrollments Show Forty-Five Make TES Interest In Four Phelps School Notes Fall Honor Roll

Year Program The Phelps basketball team has Forty-Five students of the college This week's secret: Guess what? Christmas comes on the twenty- been playing weekly games with fair are listed on the honor roll of the fifth this year. That the percent of students who school for the fall quarter. are now enrolled in the four-year success. "Poem" The junior high girls are taking Students on the honor roll and Twuz da night afore Exmuss program of the state teachers col- their scholastic quotients are as leges is steadily increasing was up folk dancing, clogging, and Annul troo da owz basketball in physical education. follows: scholastic quotient 2.75, Nary critcher was stirrun revealed at the quarterly meeting of Delbert Roche, Harmony and Mar- the State Teachers College Board, The Christmas program with a Not ivvin a mouse. visit from Santa, a Christmas tree garet Springer, Millville; scholastic held in St. Paul last Tuesday. quotient 2.66, Dorothy Westfall, That should be just about enough of that vile parody. It was shown also that the young and readings will take place this This year we have decided to break away from the stale, conventional, afternoon. Montevideo; scholastic quotient men of these colleges choose the 2.50; Janet Bierce, Winona, Louis strereotyped, overworked, thread-bare and wornout type of Christmas larger program more fully than the William Watkins, ninth grade, greeting cards and shall send our own messages which will make their and Jane Watkins, seventh grade, Hoover, Winona, and Paula Meyer, young women. The following figures Elgin; scholastic quotient 2.33, recipients, as the saying goes, "Open their eyes". For your help in case show the percent of all students now have left on a trip to South America. you plan to do something of that nature (that is to "be different") we Mr. Bierce recently spoke to the Celeste Burke, Winona, Irving enrolled in the four-year program, Thomas, Minneapolis, George Eng- include a few samples. For instance, we almost have to send a card to and the percent of men : Winona, Civics League on "Inside Bits our landlord so we might as well make it good. Here 'tis: About Washington". strom, Winona, Eulah Highum, 58% of all students in the four- Ostrander, Ardys Jensen, Clarkes "May this festive season .. . year program, and 90% of men The Girls Scouts are giving a doll with a complete wardrobe to the Grove, Lee Johnson, Winona, and Warm your cold, cold heart students in the four-year program; Mable Ree, Zumbrota; scholastic Better than your cold, cold Mankato, 49.5% of all students in children's room of the Winona General Hospital. quotient 2.25, Bernard Busse, Radiators heated us." the four-year program, and 87.5% Winona, Harold Edstrom, Worth- of men students in the four-year The children of the Phelps school Now how do you like that? It's sweet, but still there's an idea behind presented. a Christmas musicale on ington, Lois Jensen, Rose Creek, programs; St. Cloud, 44.5% of all it. Tuesday, Dec. 17 in the college Martin Laakso, Gilbert, Hazel Then there's the Perkinses with whom we-uns has bin a-feudin' for students in the four-year program, Uggen, Wells, and Raymond Wolfe, and 79.2% of men students in the auditorium. All the children in the well-nigh on to forty-seven year come next Whitsuntide. We'll send them Fairbault; scholastic quotient 2.00, four-year program; Moorhead, first six grades participated in the one that will shrivel up their gall bladder. program in addition to the two glee Evelyn Albers, Lake City, Olaf 47.5% of all students in the four- Anfinson, Whalen, Carol Burton, "We kinnot send no presents . . . . clubs and the mixed chorus of the year program, and 85% of men Virginia, Ursula Costello, Weaver, We haint for many a year; Junior High School. There were students in the four-year program; June Englund, Winona, Charles Since Gran'pap Perkins skinned us also five small special groups on the Duluth, '60.7% of all students in the Gholz, Worthington, Elaine Hart- Them things is fur too dear. four-year program, and 86.2% of program. man, Hokah, Dorothy Hudrlik, "We thunk yo' gran'pap orful men students in the four-year pro- The program was of a religious Owatona, Orland Johnson, Winona, But now you-uns is wuss, nature, and was given an artistic gram; and Bemidji, 43% of all Lucille Kennebeck, Kellogg, Marie And so we send pooey to you students in the four-year program; interpretation by the children. Much Kirkwood, Eyota, Dorothy Kochen- From every one of us." credit is due both the children and and 70% of men students in the doerfer, Winona, Phyllis La Due, four-year program. Miss Jeffrey for their efforts in There! That oughta hold 'em—the varmints! making the production a success. St. Paul, Beverly Lageson, Mabel, We aren't suggesting that youse use those indentical verses—they're Harry McGrath, Kellogg, Marion Just suggestions. McIntire, Red Wing, Genevieve "The Detour" Nerdahl, Winona, Saima Niskanen, Even our puns are imbued with the holiday spirit. Most of the time Cont. from page 1 Kinney, Helen Oistad, Harmony, our puns are half-baked but holly any of them are that way this time. where, as Steve said, "A man's a John Quaday, Blue Earth, Lucille Our plum-pudding was full of holiday spirits too until we Iit it. We're farmer or he ain't." Ray, Austin, Theodore Rothwell, going to have eggs for breakfast on Christmas morn, so we went down to An interesting contrast in char- Winona,Mae Schollmeier, Cochrane, the store and made it plain to the grocer that these X-mas be perfectly Marionette Show acter was shown in Dora and Dona Wis., Elizabeth Shirven, Rushford, fresh. La Mont, whose more worldly ideas Lloyd Thompson, Mabel, Elaine And another thing—it's always a good idea to do your Christmas Amuses Audience were respected by Helen and Kate. Wildgrube, Winona, Margaret Mc- swapping early. Gretchem Grimm and Loren Wood Nallan, Kellogg, and Marion Zor- On Monday afternoon, December took these roles. Kenneth McClave teau, Pine Island. It was the night before Christmas and Audrey's mother set out a 9, the pupils of Phelps school and played the part of a would-be plate of sardine sandwiches for Santa Claus, so Audrey Iaffed and Iaffed the students of the college were Shylock. 'cause she knew her daddy didn't like sardines. jointly entertained by Hanley's Paul O'Brien made a clever James Bard, lighting committee; Marionettes. characterization as Weinstein, a Lois Jensen, Betty Shirven, Sylvia If you can see anything funny in that, you're better than we are. Edith Hanley, assisted by two Jewish antique dealer. Bill Franz- Wegner, and Mary Van Campen, We think it's dumb even if we did write it. boys, manipulated a variety of mann played the part of his helper, properties committee; Carol Burton, characters in the marionettes to Jake. Mary Garlough, Peggy Seaton, and Dear Santa, give a show which ccnsisted of On the production staff were: Walter Lynne, costumes committee; Thanks for the cheap tie. Hereafter I'll never let anyone tell me music, dancing and acrobatic stunts. Margaret Southworth, stage mana- Christine Breyer, Joan Downing, that there isn't any Santa McClaus. The music was furnished by means ger; Anna Jane Buck, William and Harold Roth, make-up com- Signed, of an amplifying system. Each Franzmann, Eugene Jaspers, Martin mittee; Celeste Burke, Kenneth Ingrate number was announced by a queer Laakso, Harry McGrath, Marion McClave, Margaret Small, Loren animal named "Teddy" which gave Clarke, and Muriel Foss, scenery Wood, and June MacDonald, Oh boy! oh boy! is Santa ever going to be surprised when he finds out the children a great deal of delight. committee; John Bucholtz and Publicity and programs. that we've got a fire in our fireplace.

Merry Christmas, people. We hope you get more than you deserve— if you don't, things is going to be kinda meagre, ain't they? What The Clubs Are Doing T. C.'s Perfect Man "There is a man who never drinks The Kindergarten The regular meeting of the Mason The Junior High Club met on Nor smokes, nor chews, nor swears; club held its annual Music Club was held on Thursday, Wednesday, Dec. 18 to consider Who never gambles, never flirts Christmas "Sing" on Dec. 5. The program was devoted plans for the costume party to be And shuns all sinful snares. Wednesday Dec. 1 7 . to a survey of Haridel's Messiah. held after the Christmas vacation. He's paralyz. Miss Sutherland told Celeste Burke spoke on the history, "There is a man who never does a Christmas story composition, and form of the Mes- The Art Club had a work meeting and the members of Anything that is not right; siah. Philip Pfeilsticker gave a on Wednesday, Dec. r i in pre- His wife can tell just where he is, the club filled stock- review of Handel's life, which was paration for the shadow pictures ings for the kinger- He's dead." followed by several phonograph presented at assembly on Monday, garten children. selections from the Messiah. Dec. r6. The meeting was followed T. C.'s Perfect Woman by a surprise birthday party in the Her face was lifted only twice, club room for Miss Clark. Her skin bleached once, Her hair dyed thrice; The Country Life Club had a The Orchestra celebrated its first Reducing by a new device Christmas party on Monday, Dec. The band furnished music for the She cut her figure to a slice, birthday at Thanksgiving time. The 16. A program by the Rural School Schoolmen's Conference on Tues- And now she's resting— organization was recently a feature Management Class was followed by day Dec. 3, and for the St. Mary's In Paradise. of the Shriners' Monte Carlo. group singing and refreshments. game on Wednesday Dec. 18.

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Purple Lose To Basketball Captain La Crosse Cagers Purples Will Contest Stout In Season's Lose To Purple Women's Sports Eau Claire Tonight First Defeat The Physical Education Club The Eau Claire Teachers furnish Opponents Nose Out Ahead Coming from behind in the last held its regular meeting on Thurs- the opposition tonight in the final While Playing Overtime half, the Purple cagers opened their day, Dec. 12. New members were pre-holiday game on the Winona 1935-36 basketball season with a initiated and entertained. Miss schedule. Not much is known of After tying the score in the last thrilling victory over the La Crosse Johanus, the physical education the comparative strength of the ten seconds of the regular playing Teachers at La Crosse on Friday, Dec. director at Winona High School, two teams but a close game is time, Stout Institute handed the 6. The score was 26-25 in the gave an interesting talk about the expected. The Purple cagers have Purple its first defeat of the season, game which marked the first work of a physical director. She shown good scoring ability in their Luther McCown 38-34, in an overtime period at the Winona victory over the Maroons urged the girls to think about the opening games, averaging 52 points college gym Saturday, Dec. 14. in their long rivalry. position of "health councillor" and a game against La Crosse, Waukon, The game was won in the second and Rochester. The Cagers were leading 31 - 28 said this might create a new field half after the bigger La Crosse with two minutes left to play. Due Winona Beats for physical education majors. In individual scoring Captain to pushing on the part of Buswell, team had led 19-11. With McCown A play meeting will be held on Luther McCown leads with 32 Stout received a gift shot which they Waukon J. C. and Ostmoe • leading the attack, Thursday, Jan. ro, for the group. points, followed by Berger Ostmoe the Purple closed the gap and tied and Lyle Arns with 26 and 23 points converted to make the score 31 - 29. The Women's Athletic Board has Then as the final seconds were the score at 24-24. Captain Mc- respectively. The Winona T. C. Cagers set an Cown's sixth field goal gave Winona planned an interesting winter pro- ticking off, the Purple attempted to all-time scoring record on a Winona gram. It is to include basketball, hold the ball, but were having a a 26-24 margin which Horvath cut basketball court when they de- to one point with a free throw. The badminton, paddle-tennis and other difficult time. A cross court pass feated the Waukon Junior College social games. Lois Simon, basket- was intercepted by Stout and final minute saw several La Crosse 81-17, on Saturday Dec. 7. ball sportsleader, will announce an SPRINGDALE DAIRY CO. Braaten sank the shot to tie the scoring efforts but they all failed A fast-breaking offense bewildered intra-mural basket ball program. MILK, CREAM score. and the Purple won the satisfying BUTTERMILK and COTTAGE CHEESE the Iowans and they simply could victory. Johnny Watts, Maroon There will also be an opportunity for In the overtime period Milo- 529 Huff St. Phone 3982 not stop the Purple attack as the Negro star, was guarded closely by beginners in basket ball to learn vancevich tossed in a long shot score mounted 15-6 at the end of Ted Rothwell although he did sink the fundamentals. right at the start and followed it up the first quarter, to 36-6 at the half, four long shots to lead the La The program also includes a with a rebound shot which put Stout to 70-15 at the end of the third Crosse scoring. recreational hour. During this out in front by four points. period, and stopped only with the time the girls may come and go as Priewert Studio Arns made a free throw and Mc- final gun. Eleven players entered they choose and may play any game Cown a basket to bring the Cagers the scoring and even the third 69 East Fourth St. they wish—just take your choice— up to within a point and again sent stringers scored almost at will. Eight Teams Compete badminton, shuffle board, ping- the fans into an uproar. Stout, Arns and Ostmoe led with 13 The Students Photo Shop In Intra Mural Games pong, paddle tennis, and many however, made another basket and points apiece, while Wachs scored others. Before you buy photographs a free throw to make the score o. Howe tallied 7 points for the On Saturday, December 14, the Compare Our Quality, 38 - 34. visitors. first of the Intra Mural basketball If enough people are interested, a Compare Our Prices. At the start the contest was Waukon (17) games were played in the gym- badminton tournament will be anybody's game, the lead changing FG FT PF TP nasium. off thus adding one more com- hands eleven times while the score petitive sport to the list already Howe 3 1 I 7 These games will be played every was tied three times. The Purple participated in at the college. It Goede 2 I 3 5 Saturday after vacation until the Ied, 12-7 in the first quarter, and had also been suggested to have a HENRY G. HANSON Wellendorf o I 3 I seven games are played. The last JEWELER then after falling behind in the Erickson o o i o of them will be on February 8. There mixed badminton tourna- The Parker line of Fountain Pens second period, they were ahead at Watch Crystals, any Shape Bigelow o o 2 0 are eight teams competing whose ment. half time 19-18. 158 Main St. near 3rd St. Robey I 2 1 4 names are as follows: Braves, Dodg Stout forged into the lead at the IVIelcher o o 2 0 ers, Tigers, Giants, Pirates, Cubs, start of the seond half, but Winona Yankees, and Cardinals. Each tied the score at 21-21, and went on 6 5 1 3 1 7 team must play the other teams at until the closing minutes when Stout sometime during the period of the Winona (8 I) came up from behind to tie the contests. score. The Purple led at the end of FG FT PF TP Graydon Lampman is manager of the third quarter 26-24. McCown 3 I 0 7 the intramurals which makes him Scoring was again divided on the Arns 6 I 3 13 responsible for materials needed in squad with eight players entering Parker 3 I I 7 the games. The games are under the scoring column. Luther Mc- Buswell 0 I 2 the direction of the intra mural Cown and Lyle Arns each made Rothwell 2 0 2 4 board which is made up of Delos nine points and the others were Passmore 4 0 I 8 Simon, senior representative, Myles Phone 2888 164 W. Third St. pretty well scattered. For Stout, Ostmoe 6 I I 13 Peterson, junior representative; Lyle Worman made five field goals and Wachs 4 2 0 10 Arns, sophomore respresentative, six free throws for 16 points. Hoover 0 0 I 0 and Art Hoblit, freshman repre- Wilson 0 0 I 0 sentative. Coach Galligan advises Stout (38) Gislason 4 0 2 8 the group. FG FT P TP Grudem 3 0 0 6 The results of last Saturday's Worman 5 • 6 I 6 Lauden o 3 game are the following: Braves, 2o; Braaten 2 3 2 7 Dodgers, 14; Tigers, 18; Pirates, 3 I ; Milovancevich 0 6 3 3 37 7 1 3 81 Cubs, 32; Yankees, 14; and Cardi- Hanke o 0 0 0 nals, I I. Doljes 2 1 4 5 Nobiensky o 0 0 0 Rochester Quint Wivell 0 0 0 WEAR CLEAN CLOTHES Anderson o o 0 Bows To Purple Ruud 2 0 4 Karlen 0 0 0 0 rirmaffirkagiVerld Winona scored its third straight Dry Mailers, Dyers and Hatters victory on Wednesday, Dec. r r at 201 E. 3rd St. Phone 2175 14 I 0 13 38 the T. C. gym by defeating the Winona (34) Rochester J. C. quint 49-22. The FG FT P TP Purple piled up their margin in the McCown I I 9 second half after leading 15-12 at COLLEGE BARBER SHOP 4 3 Irishmen ...-.IFEWJW114, IILEINJ L. Arns 4 I I 9 the intermission. Hennesey-Drugan-Sundby? Parker I c 4 2 Startingslowly, the Winona cagers 1 Block So. of College Inn Rothwell I I I 3 trailed 4-2 at the first quarter and 502 Huff St. Buswell I 0 4 2 held only three point lead at the For complete information consult Passmore 0 0 0 0 half, but drove it to pile up the local Northland Greyhound Agent Ostmoe I 3 I 5 points in the final quarter. McCown Wachs I 0 I 2 and Arns Ied the scoring for Winona, NORTHLAND Gislason I 0 2 2 while Herron, who scored Io points, — — and Hossfield were outstanding for GREYHOUND ,C11494— 14 6 15 34 the losers.