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MONDAY. OCTOBER 9. 1989 JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY VOL. 67 NO. 13 Big fake ID operation hits JMU Service] had told me about," Baker said. By Martin Romjue Campus police based their investigation on police reporter statements from the wallet's owner, an on-campus Two men who were being pursued by the U.S. resident who bought the fake IDs from the two Secret Service allegedly sold fake identification suspects. cards to about 50 JMU students last month. In exchange for anonymity and immunity from An investigator with campus police said last prosecution, the student described to police the week the Secret Service warned JMU police Sept. suspects and their operation, told where and when 14 about two suspects known for selling they sold fake IDs at JMU and helped estimate how sophisticated fakes of federal documents. many students may have bought the fake IDs. Sgt. Robert A. Baker said the suspects allegedly Secret Service agents alerted police officials at made false driver's licenses and social security cards college campuses statewide. Baker said there is that included mug shots, fingerprints, references to "reason to believe" the suspects also sold IDs at the "Federal Division of Motor Vehicles," and Norfolk State University, Old Dominion contained pictures of federal landmarks. University and Virginia Tech. Baker estimated that 50 or more students bought Three days after JMU police interviewed the fake IDs at $10 each so they could alter their student, police officers at the College of William Introducing birthdates. and Mary in Williamsburg arrested the two Baker started an investigation after a student suspects. STATUS CARD USA turned in a lost wallet that contained a fake Daniel A. Darling, 60, of Rehoboth Beach, Del., Massachusetts driver's license and a social security and Kent Girard Lydic, 20, of Fairfax, were charged for Americans desiring to carry valid Photo Identification for caid matching Secret Service descriptions. The lost with possessing falsified documents, a Class I BANKING - GOVERNMENT - SCHOOL - BUSINESS - SOCIAL wallet turned up only three hours after Secret misdemeanor under Virginia law that carries a < Wi Mir Ju»«ri «r Service agents tipped off JMU police. maximum penalty of a year in prison and a $1,000 FEDERAL DOCUMENT CENTER "It was a fluke that I was notified at 11:30 a.m. Nation's Capital fine. WASHINGTON. D.C. that day and the wallet showed up at 2:30 in the See IDs page 2> afternoon with a set of credentials [the Secret SOCIAL SECURITY A Status Card U.S.A. used fliers to get FEDERAL DMV - WASHINGTON, D.C. students to buy identification cards. Till U 19*1 FcOd*) l*iUlK*UM ««<• l« ■< * "■•**■! GOVERNMENT BUSINESS &CHECKCASHING ► The cards used references to the GOVERNMENT r[i»Lt JULI I . H6B "Federal DMV" and pictures of CONFIRMATION Itui odfehwr w upa. * Mml Utm Washington landmarks, including the ... .*...-! (W« <** I—no**. -fiUrt r ,.,.(^...1-. «f >—... BUlMMt, SOCMI LMI I l> S"l MIS »i \MI-UK \ Capitol, to appear legitimate. bKiinij NwMr k Horn? **4r~>. Alfcfcl "•' M Ml i,IM \NN\< lll'SI I IS

U.S. News ranks JMU 4th best school in region Richmond and Kentucky's Bcrca • faculty quality category," JMU President Ronald • reputation for academic excellence By Roger Friedman Carrier said. College were second and third. All stall writer three of the top schools are private • financial resources JMU also finished as the institutions. • ability to retain and graduate students We're back. highest-ranked Southern regional This year, U.S. News used a "In all but reputation for academic After being excluded from U.S. public university in 1983, 1985 and combination of statistical data and a excellence, U.S. News used objective News and World Report's "America's 1987 surveys. reputation poll to rank the schools. statistical measures to quantify the "Everyone connected with JMU — Best Colleges" listing in 1988, JMU ■ The colleges and universities were school's performance," according to a is ranked fourth among Southern the faculty, staff, students and alumni divided into lour regions — north, press release from the weekly regional colleges and universities in — should be quite proud of this latest south, midwest and west and ranked magazine. "To determine the Strength ihe 1989 report, featured in the national recognition," Carrier said in a according to their records in five key of academic reputation, U.S. News magazine's current issue. press release. sought, the opinions of college Wake Forest University received the areas: "We arc especially happy over the • quality of the student body, as presidents, deans of academic affairs fact that JMU is the highest-ranked highest overall score in the Southern measured by each school's selectivity See COLLEGES page 2> public university among those in its regional grouping. The University of Page 2, The Breeze, Monday, October 9,1989 Colleges ► (Continued from page 1) and deans of admissions." The final overall rankings were determined by combining percentile results with analysis of the statistical data, according to a press release from JMU's Office of University Relations. JMU scored second among Southern regional colleges and universities for student selectivity. In the same category, JMU scored third for academic reputation. The regional university category includes schools that generally award more than half of their undergraduate degrees in two or more occupational or professional disciplines, such as business and engineering. Most of the schools in the category offer graduate degrees. Number of students enrolled in the schools was not a factor. Staff photo by BRETT ZWERDLING Two other Virginia schools were Holy high jinks! ranked in the Southern regional category. Mary Washington College Dukettes Karen Shelton, Rosie Suguitan, Christine Crisclmagna, Goldie Harris and Grace Santos was ranked 12th and George Mason practice the Batdance. University was 13th. IDs >■ (Continued from page 1) Bondurant said he could not detail 10 and met separately with two groups U.S.A. obtained by campus police -William and Mary campus police Darling and Lydic's alleged operation of students interested in buying fake claim the organization is "for confiscated several applications for because "the matter is an ongoing IDs. The pair also visited another Americans desiring to carry valid photo "Federal DMV" driver's licenses and a investigation." residence hall, but Baker could not identification for Banking, variety of false documents when they The Secret Service's legal department confirm which one. Government, School, Business, and arrested the pair, said Mark Johnson, and the U.S. Attorney's Office are Darling and Lydic, who allegedly Social" purposes. an investigator with William and Mary reviewing the case, and will deliver indentified themselves with an Bondurant would not describe Status campus police. their findings in a public statement organization called Status Card Card U.S.A. or verify if it exists. But when they Finish the investigation, Normally, driver's licenses are issued U.S.A., offered the students detailed he did confirm that Darling's arrest Bondurant said. by state DMV offices, not a federal applications for social security cards record lists his home address as If federal investigators determine that branch of that division. District of and driver's licenses from all 50 states. Rehoboth Beach, Del. the suspects' fake IDs closely resemble Columbia information did not contain They reportedly used a special camera Officials at the Rehoboth-Dewey actual federal documents, then Darling a listing for the "Federal Division of to take ID mug shots. The students' Beach Chamber of Commerce said they and Lydic could be charged and could Motor Vehicles." fingerprints appeared on the back of the do not list any businesses with the face maximum five-year prison terms Darling and Lydic also face possible fake driver's licenses. names of Status Card U.S.A. or Daniel and $15,000 fines. federal felony charges, said T. J. Baker said the IDs appear authentic A. Darling. Baker said the fake IDs found at JMU Bondurant, the assistant special agent because they include federal references Delaware's Department of State in charge of the Washington field are "about as sophisticated as I've seen. and symbols. The student's Incorporation and Licensing Division, They were prepared to do business on office of the Secret Service. Massachusetts license obtained by and Division of Revenue, both based the spot" campus police contains pictures of in Dover, couldn't find any listings Johnson said, "This is rather unique. According to the campus police Washington landmarks such as the either. This is the only time we've had investigation. Darling and Lydic Capitol and the Washington The ads also claim the IDs are issued something on this scale." visited two suites in Shorts Hall Sept Monument by the Federal Document Center in Baker also pointed out that the fake Washington, D.C. Bondurant said such social security cards list birthdates. an organization exists in Washington Legitimate cards bear only a person's but did not describe it further. VfctBieeze name and social security number. According to William and Mary hounded 1022 The IDs were manufactured, and campus police. Darling and Lydic also ■ tditor Laura Hunt To lh» prtst a,on*, ckequarad at if if -*l*i abuts, tht mailed to students in a passport-type wanted to recruit students for their Managing editor Healhar Daw eon world is tndtbttd for all thi tnimphs whtch have been holder with a United Slates seal. operation. Business manager Brian Povlnelli gained by rtaion and humanly over error and oppression" [ Design editor Stephen Rountree -James Modi ton "There is nothing official about Assistant design editor Jennifer Roae William and Mary police arrested News editor Wendy Warran this," Baker said. "It was dreamed up Assistant news editor John Friuera The Srew/e is published Monday and Thursday and put together." Lifestyle editor Krlatin Fay mornings and distributed throughout JMU. I Arts editor Laurel Wleelnger Mailing address m Thm S/aaoa, Communication Advertisements for Status Card See IDs page 4> Business editor Meghan Johneon Department. JMU. Hameonburg, Va. 22807. Assistant business editor David Noon For advertising, call 568-6596 For editorial Sports editor Stephanie Swaim offices, call 568-6127. Assistant sports editor Matt Waanlewakl Comments and complaints should ba directed Editorial editor Rob Moreno to Laura Hunt, editor. 1 Assclanl editorial editor Betsy Overkamp 1 Photo editor Lawrence Jackson 1 Assistant photo editor Mark Maneukian JMU's Counseling and Student There is no career counseling 1 Wire news editor Carol Will.y Development Center has a career I Copy oOitot Eric File Advisers FkpOoLuoa 1 center. [ Production manage' Jennifer Powell Alan Neokowitz I decision program that is especially Incorrect information was DarnJ Wendeken 1 Ads design manager Debre Barrel! geared toward helping students printed in the Oct. 2 edition of with undeclared majors. The Breeze. The Breeze, Monday, October 9,1989, page 3 NEWS Easier access to parting Shuttle for commuters to run from Convo

By Ian Record problem. The meeting also was an staff writer attempt to formulate an official CSC In an attempt to help remedy the parking policy, which will be brought campus parking problem, the JMU before the SGA. shuttle now will stop at a commuter One student said that last year, there parking lot at the JMU Convocation were only around 800 commuter Center. spaces for an estimated 5,000 The service, which begins today, commuters. will run from 7:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. These possible solutions to the weekdays. It will run on the half problem were discussed at the hour. meeting: The Convocation Center bus stop • Limiting the number of residents will be in the parking lot closest to who have cars in order to open spaces the center. About 120 spaces are for commuters. available. Six hundred more will be • Setting up a commuter carpool open after they are paved later this system in order to decrease the number of cars on campus. fall. Staff photo by SCOTT TRIBBLE Y-Lot, on Grace Street near • Introducing a parking fee which CSC and commuter students discuss parking. Anthony-Seeger Hall, has been would set up future parking funds, and redesigned after JMU leased space would act as a deterrent to any expense and the lack of land available. Convocation Center. Many at the from the Valley Heritage Division of residents who don't need cars on Limiting the number of residents meeting felt uneasy about walking to the Rockingham Co-op Farm Bureau, campus. with cars probably would restrict and from the Convocation Center at Inc.. • Taking one of the four city bus sophomores from having cars, night, and some were worried about About 30 more spaces are available. routes and tailoring it to students' Cottrell said. the safety of their cars in the lot. One The lot now has a separate entrance needs. A commuter carpool system is less commuter suggested posting a guard and exit. • Building a parking deck on campus expensive than a parking deck, but to oversee the parking lot. Meanwhile, the Commuter Student and charging students to use it. would be difficult to initiate on a Some commuters at the meeting Council met with concerned Building a parking deck is an widespread basis, he said. said there is hostility between campus commuters Wednesday to search for unrealistic suggestion, said Greg Commuters also voiced concern additional solutions to the parking Cottrell of the CSC, due to the about parking their cars at the See COMMUTERS page 5> Students, faculty share experiences from abroad By Debl Perez factory; Musee D'Orsay, a haven for art nouveau; and staff writer the Eiffel Tower. A JMU faculty member who visited Guatemala this But then Brevard began her presentation by saying, summer found out why all the children in the villages "This will be very different from what you've just there ran from her. They thought she would eat (hem. seen." Students and faculty presented cultural experiences Her slides showed shocking glimpses into the from Central America and Europe Thursday night at horrifying reality of poverty in a Central American the Department of Living Sciences' second annual country. Global Awareness Program. Brevard showed pictures of Colonia Infantil, a hospital built by the Lions Club and the Peace Corps Dr. Patricia Brevard, a JMU associate professor of and maintained through private donations. living sciences, said a Guatemalan boy asked her "The hospital is for malnourished children only," during her visit to the Central American country if said Brevard. "Children with diseases are not admitted, Americans ate children. She explained that, "no, and no one over the age of 12 can receive treatment." Americans love children and do not eat them." The slides showed a 15-month-old child who Brevard asked the child why he asked the question. weighed nine pounds. Another child was 2 years old The boy said that when very young Guatemalan and weighed only six pounds after one month of children cry, their parents tell them to hush, or the treatment. The average for a child is four "gringos" will eat them. months, Brevard said. A gringo, Brevard said, is a person from North Staff photo by SCOTT TRIBLE One baby was shown with a frightening diaper rash America, but especially anyone from the United thai Brevard explained could be life-threatening when Don't Americans eat children? Dr. Patricia States. coupled with poor nutrition. The child was Before Brevard's presentation, JMU interior design Brevard discusses her experiences in Guatemala screaming. i u students described their May session in Paris through "Eighty percent of the children in Guatemala are a skit titled "Breakfast at the Foyer." The students in Europe. Leslie Ware, a senior who went to Paris in malnourished," Brevard said. commented on their daily fare of French bread before May, narrated this show and the accompanying slides The hospital houses 150 children, she said. There narrating slides flashing on a large screen behind while explaining the course requirements for students. are not enough beds, so many sleep on the floor. them. The slides included the fountains and gardens of There is only one washing machine and very crude Fashion merchandising students staged a fashion Versailles; the Cluny Museum, which contains the show featuring Parisian clothing they bought while Twelve Unicorn Tapestries; the Gobelins tapestry See ABROAD page 5> Page 4, The Breeze, Monday, October 9,1989 IDs- > (Continued from page 2) Students may be able to replace failing grades Darling and Lydic Sept. 17 after two By Vasha Hunt combination of the two [retake [second grade only] system for just female students reported talking to two staff writer policies]," he said. "Hopefully, we freshmen and sophomores, in order men who identified themselves as will be able to arrive at a system to aid them in adjusting to federal DMV agents. JMU students will be able to which will permit students to college-level studies." The suspects asked the women if retake classes they have failed if a Sophomore Jean Morris said, "I they knew of any male students plan from JMU's Commission on repeat a limited number of think all the years should have the because they were "looking for a real Undergraduate Studies becomes courses, and have [the] first grade eliminated." advantage." con man," Johnson said. university policy. Junior Karen Kinsella said, Baker said JMU students who bought Dr. Russell Warren, vice Zimmerman is the head of an commute in the Undergraduate "Students would be more likely to the fake IDs won't be prosecuted if president for academic affairs, said retake a class if the F grade they voluntarily turn them in to the second grade in the course Studies Commission that is wouldn't be held against them. campus police. would replace the failing grade. looking into the failed class retake system. "That includes students, Also, if it's a required class they "We want students to bring in these Currently, the second grade in the wouldn't change their major IDs — no questions asked," Baker said. course is averaged with the failing faculty and administrators," he said. because they didn't pass it. He added that students can mail them grade. Warren said the committee "It would be good for [freshmen to police anonymously or hand them Dr. David Zimmerman, and sophomores]," Kinsella said. over at the campus police station. associate vice president of should have "concrete results" on The situation should be resolved academic affairs, said, "Prior to the proposal in about six weeks. Charges stemming from possession soon. Zimmerman said, "We have 1987, the repeat policy at JMU "We would probably of a fake ID normally carry a was that a student could repeat as institutionalize the system during a meeting scheduled for the 16th maximum of a year in jail and a many courses as he or she wanted, the 1990 Fall session," Warren of October. Hopefully, we'll be $1,000 fine, he said. bringing a recommendation to the and the first taking of that class added. "We're doing this as a public service undergraduate studies commission would be eliminated from figuring But "the repeat courses would to them," Baker said of the students on the 17th. into the GPA. If you got an F the probably be limited to one course who bought the fake IDs. "We're "We're trying to gather statistics first time and a C the second time, per semester or per year," he said. warning them up front that they should at the present time, primarily what the F would be totally disregarded Junior Kelly Via said, "I think it get rid of these things." other institutions in the state of in figuring the GPA. sounds good. When you take it Virginia presently do," he said. "After 1987, we went to a over it's like you start the whole "We found, in just a cursory class over." situation where it was averaged," examination, that some have a Newstip? Zimmerman said. "The F and C The retake policy may differ very liberal repeat policy, others would be averaged into a D grade according to grade level, Warren have a very stringent [repeat Call Wendy [when] figuring into the GPA. said. "We've looked into the policy] and some do not permit "What we're looking at now is a possibility of instituting the repeats." at x6699! WHAT'S NEW TN FAMILY PLANNING? 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to The Breeze, Monday, October 9,1989, page 5 Commuters— — > (Continued from page 3) "This would foster good relationships Construction trailers like the ones Oct. 17 in the Allegheny Room of between the police and commuters and behind Burruss Hall have been the Warren Campus Center. police and commuter students. would give the students a break," she occupying spaces once available to The CSC hopes to have Another commuter believed that said. faculty and students. representatives from the JMU should instigate the same policy The various campus construction Also at the meeting, the CSC administration, JMU campus police as the , and projects also have added to the announced that its next parking and other schools come to speak on make the first parking ticket free. problem, one student said. meeting is tentatively scheduled for the parking issue. Abroad- > (Continued from page 5) kitchen facilities. or two ears of corn. "My sister is working on this" close families and extended families. We touch one Brevard visited several aldeas, or small villages, problem, Brevard said. another and I don't see that so much here," she said. while in Guatemala. These villages are accessible The rampant malnutrition results from poor corn She ended her presentation on a sobering note about only by dirt roads and trails. "The major harvests and the lack of any storage facilities for the the drug problems now plaguing her country. transportation is on foot," she said. crops, she said. "I hope one day when Colombia is safe you can The typical house in these villages has a thatched Magda Kovac, a Colombia native currently come visit us," she said. roof, a dirt floor and an open fire for cooking. The studying dietetics at JMU, began her presentation A JMU Studies Abroad program proposed for smoke from these fires causes respiratory infections, with the assertion that people in her country "are Colombia was postponed this summer after the second leading cause of death in Guatemala,. poor, but not as poor as in Guatemala." drug-related violence erupted in the country. Brevard said. The first is intestinal disease. Kovac explained that "the rich and middle class are Rebecca Kidwell, a JMU fashion merchandizing Brevard's sister, a member of the Peace Corps, is the same as in the United States." student, ended the program with some background trying to get tin roofs put on the houses so people "I believe that people are the same, despite physical information about the Studies Abroad program: can use stoves and reduce the number of respiratory and cultural differences," she added. • The Studies Abroad office is in Wilson 207. Dr. infections. One major difference between the United States and Robert Jerome, assistant vice president for academic Not all homes are as "nice" as the one just Colombia is the rarity of hot water or telephones, affairs, is the new head of the program. mentioned. Brevard saw one house made of bamboo except in the big dues, Kovac said. * London is the most expensive semester abroad shoots and banana leaves. A woman lives there with But, she said, "if you have money, you can buy program, and Paris is second. Florence and Salamanca four small children, all under the age of five. Her anything." tie for third. husband is an alcoholic. There is malnutrition in Colombia, especially in • Students must apply for the programs. Selection is "I literally stood in the cornfield and cried when I the rural areas, Kovac said. "People grow food, but based on GPA and year. saw this house," she said. they don't eat it, they sell it." * Students are required to take six hours of the native Corn is a major crop in Guatemala. It grows in Kovac also has observed that relationships are language while abroad, but advance knowledge of the huge stalks with large leaves, but produces only one viewed differently in the two countries. "We have language is not a requirement.

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Later, the spill's lighter hydrocarbons dissipated and the MONTEREY, Calif. — The United States needs a rid of the oil once it was in the body," Williams said. slick thickened, becoming a less volatile "mousse "SWAT team" of animal specialists to respond to Cue partially successful technique was to give the layer." future oil spills, said a sea otter expert who worked otter, under anesthesia, activated charcoal in a Williams said he was depressed by flying over the on the Alaskan spill. solution. Veterinarians would inject the liquid shore and seeing "animals, birds, blobs of oil "We now need a wildlife contingency plan to help through a stomach tube, hoping it would absorb floating, dead otters on the beach." But it was us with the next spill," said Thomas Williams, a some oil. "exhilarating" to work with people devoted to saving Monterey veterinarian who spent 10 weeks in Valdez About 960 dead otters were collected; 315 live the animals. and Seward working on the Alaska wildlife rescue otters were treated at one of two centers — one at Now he argues that time, money and effort should effort after the Exxon Valdez tanker oil spill. Valdez, and the other, a mobile center where Williams not be wasted on congressional hearings on the Such a plan, Williams said, should be "99 percent served as co-director, at Seward. prevention." He suggests putting a mobile wildlife Oiled otters were stabilized, given an anesthetic, Exxon oil spill. "We need to use that energy and that money to plan treatment center on each U.S. coast and strengthening, cleaned for 20 to 40 minutes, then dried. for the next spill and how we can handle it better," he existing regional response teams. The survival rate improved as "our learning curve Williams said sea otters spend up to half their time on how to deal with these animals went straight up," said. Copyright 1989, USA TODAY/ Apple College grooming their fur, which insulates them from the Williams said. Information Network frigid waters. If an otter ingests oil, it coats its The experts were Sided by a change in the People are being paid to stand in line and wait "The way the federal government comes competition and the greater use environmental measure. The fourth By Ellyn Ferguson works, there's plenty of business," said of paid waiters. Marlowe said he is wears a shirt bearing the name of his OannfUt News Service Williams. "I doubt that I would be able concerned that the practice will prevent courier service. WASHINGTON — It is 5 a.m. at to do this anywhere else." the general public from getting in to When the building opens, they the Raybum building on Capitol Hill see government in action. scurry to their respective hearing and Louis Williams is ready for work Williams works for himself. Most "What I cringe at is what happens to rooms. — dressed in cowboy boots, a leather people in his line of work are citizens, tourists," he said. They're As Williams begins his wait again, jacket and an Indiana Jones-style hat employed by temporary help agencies competing with us and we're he talks about his dream — making a His mission is simple: Get a good or courier services, which typically competing with them for limited full-time living running Williams and spot in line to land a seat at a 9:30 charge $12 to $36 an hour — the space." Williams Associates Ltd., the a.m. meeting at which some earlier the wait begins, the higher the And competition is strong. As company he and his wife, Angie, have legislation will be revised. For each started. hour he waits, Williams, 29, earns "My long-range goal is to make this $17. His client will relieve him at 9 "The way the federal government works, work so we can reach a point where we a.m. and sit in on the meeting. there's plenty of business." can leave our day jobs and run our Williams works in the copying room company," Williams said. of a law firm full time, but hires — Louis Williams That's far more interesting to him himself out part time as a than Congress. Williams would rather self-described proxy stander. He is part wait outside a government hearing than of a small cottage industry here of inside where the "action" is. Williams stands in line at Rayburn, people paid to do nothing but wait. price. "There's too much rhetoric. It bores four other people join him. Three sport Williams said most of his clients are Howard Marlowe, president of the me." conservative business wear, underlings busy lawyers or lobbyists who don't American Lobbyists Association, said from law firms trying to land a good Copyright 1989, USA TODAY/ Apple have the time to wait out space for lobbying and lawyering are growth spot for a meeting to discuss an College Information Network congressional hearings. industries in Washington. With growth Apache tribe trying to stop construction on sacred mountain Cassadore, 66, who lives in Tucson, is one of We sent letters to 19 different Native American By Norma Colle several elders of the San Carlos tribe who have groups in 1986, and they were published in the draft Gannett News Service decided to speak out against the observatory to be environmental impact statement Ifor the observatoryl TUCSON, Ariz. — A direct descendant of two built atop Mount Graham by the University of that year," Ratje said. "The only response we received chiefs of the San Carlos Apaches says she will try to Arizona and several collaborators. was from the Pueblo Zuni in New Mexico, whom we halt the imminent construction of a $200 million She is not an official representative of the tribe. worked with." observatory on what she calls her tribe's "sacred Members of the Tribal Council in San Carlos could Zuni leaders earlier reached an agreement with the mountain" — Mount Graham. not be reached for comment University of Arizona and U.S. Forest Service, "The medicine men sing about that mountain when Cassadore said she recently contacted Michael guaranteeing Zuni priests access to ancient shrines in they pray, generation to generation, all the way down D'Amico, a member of the anti-observatory an area near the observatory. through the years," Ota Cassadore said as construction environmental group Earth Fust!, to offer her help in crews prepared to build a road to the future "Certainly, we don't want to step on anybody's protesting construction. observatory on the mountain near Safford sacred ground," Ratje said. "That's not our intent at "They say there is holy water on top of that John Ratje, an assistant director of the University all. We would honor and respect other people's use of mountain, and sacred herbs and a burial site," she of Arizona's Steward Observatory and a leader on the the mountain, past and present We'd be happy to talk continued. To us Apache, it is a very sacred place. Mount Graham observatory project, said the with them, to see if we can work this out." university will want to work with Cassadore and It's really important to my people to not have those other Apaches, if they believe the observatory poses a Copyright 1989, USA TODAY/ Apple College things [telescopes] built up there," at least until her problem, but "we have not had the opportunity." Information Network claim is studied, she said. Page 8, The Breeze, Monday, October 9,1989

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Coleman on education, abortion: truly 'radical, dangerous* plans To the editor: I have been reading the letters to the editor in The Breeze for some time now. This past Monday I saw L. Douglas Wilder labeled as a "radical leftist" and a "dangerous ultra-liberal" for at least the second time. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Marshall Coleman advocates a school system where students may go to any school they wish depending on their abilities. This type of school system was called a "free-choice" system back in the 1960s and '70s. Free-choice schools were advocated by Virginia Gov. John Dal ton and used in this state to introduce the Supreme Court decision of Brown v. Board of Education in public schools. These schools were then struck down by the Supreme Court in the decision of Green v. New Kent County, because the court said it "inherently" discriminated against blacks. Marshall Coleman's plan is impractical, because it necessitates the overhaul of many schools in Virginia, and it would lower the quality of education in the schools themselves. It works against affirmative action, an attempt to correct past discrimination by giving minorities a better chance to succeed. Treat opinions with open minds Coleman's plans take away the hard-fought rights on It seems JMU is suffering from a severe case of heckled, harassed and generally not given the respect issues by Virginians (such as abortion) today and bring closed-mindedness. This disease can be seen in our that our parents taught us to give to guests. Why? back issues we have not seen nor heard of since the 70s. Coleman's plans are radical and extremist. They are letters section, in the classrooms and in the dorms. JMU student Mark Morewitz, creator of the Triangle dangerous. If it is true that liberals get into your lives, I Heated discussions where no one listens are more Network, an organization of gay groups on several guess conservatives just change them. common an occurrence on and off campus than colds. Virginia campuses, was interviewed for a Breeze article Scott Surovell What is going on here? Is JMU just going through a on himself and the group. That article has brought many freshman chronic stage, or is the illness terminal? closed-minded people out of the closet and onto the undeclared People magazine, in its special decade-ending issue, letters page. Failure to understand or agree with a said that throughout the '80s Americans' minds have person's lifestyle is no reason to condemn that person. If Coleman wins, our chosen few slowly filled with hate and violence toward things and Comdemnation is the worst type of closed-mindedness. would pay more, be 'less choice' people they don't understand. Gay-bashing, racial slurs But there is hope for JMU. As this issue's letters To the editor: and anti-Semitism are infecting our society — section reveals, some students aren't letting others get I was glad to see an editorial in last Thursday's Breeze including the college campus. away with their unquarantined closed-mjndedness. encouraging students to vote. I would like to point out. however, that election day is Nov. 7. One of the purposes of a college education is to Felix Frankfurter, a past associate jusrice on the Marshall Coleman has endorsed the so-called 90:10 expand students' knowledge and understanding of the Supreme Court, once said, "Without open minds there plan which would require all state colleges and people, ideas and world around them. Right? can be no open society, and if there can be no t»pen universities to limit out-of-state enrollment to 10 Maybe, but the recent issues floating around JMU society the spirit of man is mutilated and enslaved? percent of the total student body. Since out-of-state are prime examples of serious closed-mindedness. Having an opinion about an issue is one thing, but not students pay substantially higher tuitions, this plan When JMU instructor Cecilia Graves spoke on listening to another's ideas is unacceptable and stupid. would result in an increased financial burden on in-state feminism in a class and a dorm, she was routinely We need to innoculate ourselves against such ignorance. students. The 90:10 plan also would decrease the greeted with both disdain and animosity. She was Listen up, JMU, you might learn something. diversity of the student body. JMU's chosen few would become less choice and pay higher tuitions. Doug Wilder has promised to "reject any proposals for Crime takes a walk on mild side an arbitrary state-imposed quota that severely limits the Campus Police and Safety Inspector Robert Baker • "Good cooperation" between our "professional police number of non-Virginia students admitted to our colleges remembers the days when police here didn't just cruise department and excellent cadet squad" and local and and universities." Wilder instead favors "an individual plan for each institution" to ensure that space is by solemnly in squad cars, but would hoof the Village state police, being "able to call on their resources." available in Virginia's schools for Virginians. beat, stop by a party or two, meet students, have a • "Being out there and being seen, which is a good Every Virginian at JMU should get the facts about the deterrent," making potential criminals "think twice." drink (coffee, of course) and then move on. But while candidates' views on education (contact the Young the shoes of Officer Friendly are now filled by cadets • "Training sessions with residence halls that promote Democrats and the College Republicans to get both sides — an "excellent" fit, says Baker — and JMU police personal and property security." of the story). Every vote will count in this year's may have grown more distant due to increasing Baker emphasized also the value of the news media. gubernatorial race, and JMU and Virginia may be enrollment, we're still a comparatively safe campus. "We're very pleased the university has allowed us to use profoundly affected by the outcome. According to annual FBI crime reports, JMU, Policelog to our advantage" by increasing awareness of David Conger Harrisonburg and Rockingham County each stand campus crime. Some preventative steps we can take: senior among the most non-violent colleges (tenth in nation), • "Don't feel stupid ■— if it doesn't look right, tell us" psychology cities (ninth in nation) and counties (seventh in state), about suspicious persons or activities you notice. respectively. While that certainly surprises many of us, • Lock doors, especially during the day when "almost BiBeze it's interesting to note that with 193 reported crimes last anyone is able to walk through the buildings." w year, JMU itself ran afoul for more than half of the • "Use our escort service." Females particularly: "don't LAURA HUNT HEATHER DAWSON total crimes in Rockingham County (376). But when it walk alone or jog at night," on or off campus. Editor Managing Editor comes to violent crimes (murder, rape, robbery and Yes, Baker said, the days of foot patrol may be over, ROB MORANO assault), we made up only one-tenth of those in and students and police still may not choose to drink the BETSY OVERKAMP Editorial Editor Harrisonburg (three versus 32). That convinces Baker same brew. But through safety cooperation, "everybody Assf. Editorial Editor jn; their rrjqurt-" , Page 10, The Breeze, Monday, October 9,1989 Radical ideas needed to change Second, because he entered the program several know he heard her make her various points last Tuesday minutes late, he missed Ms. Graves' purpose, which was evening, but I seriously doubt he listened to one thing every inequity between sexes to bring awareness to inequality. Not once did she speak she had to say. To the editor: of creating new laws, nor was she "yelling at every He conducted himself in a totally unacceptable On Mon., Oct. 2, The Breeze printed an incoherent inequity in our society." All Ms. Graves wanted was to manner, first by storming in half an hour late and then column written by Jeff Brauer, a guest columnist, which have a discussion with a mature group, not some by repeatedly hurling abusive comments at Ms. Graves, harshly criticized Cecilia Graves, a JMU instructor, on "zealous crowd" he referred to. snickering at her reponses and shaking his head when her attitude toward the equality of women and men. Not Third, Mr. Brauer stated, "Compromise requires a new what he heard conflicted with his societal conditioning. only did the editorial contain random judgments of attitude in society, and attitudes don't change, they I only wish I could describe more graphically the Graves, it was obvious the writer had no concept of the evolve." I don't understand why he feels this way when disgusting aura of the uninformed which surrounded Mr. ideas presented in the lecture. he praised the Chinese students in a column (The Breeze, Brauer that evening. What the writer failed to realize is we should applaud Sept. 14) for doing just the opposite in their fight for Let me suffice to say that he proved himself to be one women and men who, as he put it, "seem born with a democracy. The students in China wanted an immediate of the rudest people at JMU. mission to achieve their concept of equality." If every change. How is their fight any different than that of the Improper conduct aside, Mr. Brauer ponders if he was woman in history had listened to mediocre minds feminists? wrong to question Ms. Graves' arguments. Of course not! shouting "Don't be paranoid, lady," and if such a thing Next time you write a column, Mr. Brauer, please get That's why she was brought to Chandler Hall — to make as "fanatical feminism" did not exist, where would your facts straight before you start "blowing your lid." students think about something they may not have women be today? We certainly would not vote, and there Tim Watson previously considered. would be no women doctors, lawyers or prime ministers. senior However, it was evident to a number of students Our radical grandmothers chained themselves to fences communication present at Ms. Graves' presentation that Mr. Brauer had for the right to vote. Fanatical activists of the civil no desire to hear a new viewpoint on women's issues. rights movement put their lives in jeopardy every single That evening, he constantly asserted that we as a society day. Working together to'resolve inequities in our Disruptive displays demonstrate should attack the "big" issues if we are to make any society is a good idea, Mr. Brauer. Yet, ihe.only way for JMU's bigoted behavior, beliefs progress toward equality. In holding this view, he small changes to occur is for great spirits to speak To the editor: demonstrates his naivete. radical ideas! Ignorance is an ugly thing, and the attitude Incremental changes in everyday patterns of thought, Carrie Patterson Jennifer DeMayo propounded by Mr. Brauer in last Monday's issue of The however inconsequential they may seem, are the driving English/art theater/English Breeze is one of the most unattractive things I've ever force behind the evolution of new attitudes and sophomore sophomore seen. sensitivities to other's viewpoints. A dose of this Inconsistency in views, methods I always have found it hard to believe that such glaring sensitivity is what Mr. Brauer needs. Respect for the narrow-mindedness and sheer stupidity pervade this beliefs of others hopefully will follow. highlights need for straight facts campus, but I can no longer dispute the evidence. Mr. "Let's work together toward resolving [injustices]," To the editor: Brauer's award-winning display of ignorance, like most Mr. Brauer proclaims. After reading Jeff Brauer's column in the Oct. 2 Breeze, of the prejudiced viewpoints which find their way into How ironic! That's all the adherents to Ms. Graves' I neither agree with his journalistic style nor, his print, gives evidence of this malaise. philosophy want to do, but when one must overcome suppport for what he said. I, too, attended the sexual Mr. Brauer clearly has no desire to broaden his ken on entrenched ignorance and archaic bigotry, we waste time issues program he referred to, given by Cecilia Graves. the subject of Ms. Graves' presentation. Her main thesis and energy. Yet, I did not see the program in the same light was this: In our society, women have always been and How about heeding your own advice, Jeff? First of all, I don't understand how he quoted Ms. continue to be oppressed both subtly and blatantly by Richard Stone Graves word for word when I didn't see a pen, pencil or language, custom and law. senior tape recorder in his possession. As one of the "submissive" individuals present, I communication/social science

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Expires: Expires: 10/31/89 10/31/89 BR BR (703) 432-1001 Port Republic Road The Breeze, Monday, Oclober9,1989, page 11 'Courage, dignity, self-respect' feel more comfortable about themselves, and to deal with 'Let people be people' to realize society's ridicule. I became more informed and shocks, disgusts homophones understanding of homosexuals and their strive to gain their own sexuality, love others To the editor: certain rights and to be accepted as individuals, not as To the editor: I was quite shocked and disgusted by Scott Hansen's freaks. I cannot express how enraged I was when I read Scott letter concerning homosexuals; Mark Morewitz in Pam Dlx Hansen's letter to the editor (The Breeze, Oct. 2) and his particular. Mark's Triangle activities are of great benefit Virginia Tech remarks about Mark Morewitz. How ashamed I was! to this university as well as many others. The only alumni How dare you, Scott Hansen, for only condemning his disgrace to this campus, Mr. Hansen, is you and your answers. You have no right to condemn a man (or idiotic, closed-minded ideas. 'Struggle for identity' aids us all woman) for being honest. You and Mark are both people No one is asking homophobes to suddenly love and by flexing rights, removing walls who long to love and to be loved. You are both human accept the homosexual lifestyle. You are, however, To the editor: and have feelings, and that is the only thing that is being asked to live and let live. What others do with So Mr. Scott Hansen would have the gay community important. their own lives should be no concern of yours. If you retreat into the closet because of their "deviant sexual What Mark was trying to share with us who are think it's immoral, fine! Just don't judge and put down preferences." Because of his avowed bigotry, he would heterosexual is that it's okay to be honest about one's someone who believes otherwise! Scott Hansen needs to blemish our university by denying equal rights to all sexuality. He's just asking for some courtesy (tolerance, join those of us who accept others as who they are. students. Mr. Hansen, in his ignorance, refuses to see the for some people). One does not question his/her I take my hat off to you, Mark. You are an inspiration deeper meaning involved in Mark Morewitz's struggle. sexuality. It just is. Scott, when did you wake up and to many. You have courage, dignity, and above all, It is unjust to call Mr. Morewitz a personal disgrace to realize you were heterosexual? You were never oppressed self-respect. Keep it up! his family and this university. JMU is strengthened by for your feelings. You were never beaten up or verbally Chris Wood the diversity of every student who attempts to enlighten assaulted. No one has ever ruined your property junior or educate others. Mr. Morewitz, in his struggle for intentionally or scribbled hate messages on your door or psychology/pre physical therapy identity, has the courage to tear down walls of sent you hate mail because of the person you love. Do misunderstanding between people. Mr. Hansen prefers you get the message, Mr. Hansen? Triangle Network formed to fight fence-building. This is an academic environment, where I think it is great that Mark has organized the Triangle 'closed-mindedness and phobia' knowledge and expression of who and what we are is to Network. It obviously is needed after reading your vile To the editor: be encouraged. JMU is an amazing opportunity to and disgusting letter, Mr. Hansen. I have spoken with In response to the "Please go back into the closet" explore humanity, not to deplore humanity. Mark on several occasions and one time we had a letter by Scott Hansen, it is obvious he demonstrates Mr. Morewitz's Triangle Network gives our university particularly great conversation. I was telling him about closed-mindedness and a phobia to the issue of a progressive outlook. Thus every student's opportunity this one person I loved with all my heart and he listened homosexuality, and probably to quite a few issues to be involved in an organization that seeks to move contently. After a few silent moments he calmly looked existing in our society. Contrary to Hansen's statement mankind forward is enhanced. When an individual or an at me and told me that all he wanted to do was to love that Morewitz is a "personal disgrace to this campus" for organization stands up for their rights, then the rights of (and be "allowed" to love) someone with the same fervor. starting the Triangle Network, it is my feeling that it is all are strengthened. The Triangle Network brings about My message to you is this: let people be people. Don't about time someone began such an organization. a certain amount of freedom to a segment of our prejudge or place personal stereotypes on others. No As a graduate of Virginia Tech, I became familiar with university. matter your sexual orientation, gender, race or religion, our campus gay organization. Lambda Horizon, when a Freedom, Mr. Hansen, is all Mark wants — the freedom you are human and are equal. Stand up and be counted. Do few of the members spoke about their homosexuality to to be himself. not be intimidated. Speak out. one of my classes. They spoke of how new members and Doug Rabel Jason Mclntosh Tracy Selph those questioning their sexuality are supported by the senior senior junior group and arc helped to accept their homosexuality, to social science political science international relations/French

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Misleading nutritional claims How much do you know? 1. Which seafood has the They may be hazardous to your health most calories per ounce? a. Tuna The 1940s brought a major change in the way Potato chips are fried in vegetable oil, and just b. Shrimp Americans eat. Foods began to be processed by because they don't have cholesterol doesn't mean they c. Lobster people other than the consumer. don't have fat. They're loaded with it! d. Scallops Now, about 1/3 to 1/2 of all meals, whether What is fat anyway? Fat is an essential nutrient in consumed in restaurants, fast-food places or at home, your diet. But, what type and how much you are prepared outside the home. Reliance on fast foods, consume determines how healthy you can be. 2. True of False: A teaspoon of honey has the same which are easy to store and carry along, and are quick "Essential" fats are needed to protect your organs number of calories as a teaspoon of sugar. to prepare, is greater than ever before. People who use and regulate body processes, and "dietary" fats are fats these foods daily may wonder what sorts of nutrient found in your food. contributions they make. Dietary fat is divided into two types: saturated fat 3. Which has the least Ever since the Food & Drug Administration was and unsaturated fat, or oil. established in 1906, its policy has prohibited food amount of caffeine per Saturated fats are found primarily in animal fats — ounce? companies from making health claims about their red meats, lard, butter, skin on meats and whole milk products on package labels. This changed in late dairy products. They are known to contribute to a. Drip coffee 1984, when the cereal company, Kellogg, came out higher levels of cholesterol, cardiovascular disease with a new back panel on its high fiber cereals. It and many types of cancer. b. Black tea said. The National Cancer Institute believes eating Unsaturated fats are found primarily in vegetable c. Pepsi the right foods may reduce your risk of some kinds of oils such as peanut and olive, sunflower, corn and d. Milk Chocolate cancer . . . that's why a healthy diet includes high safflower. They have been shown to reduce fiber foods like bran cereals." cholesterol levels in some individuals. The FDA thus worked out a set of guidelines All fats, whether saturated or unsaturated, have nine 4. An adult should take in glasses of fluid per day. emphasizing specific points for manufacturers. calories per gram. Information on the label must be truthful and not Fiber is everywhere! It's recommended we eat fiber misleading, it must be based on valid scientific a. 2-4 for its cholesterol reducing effects, but it's also great b. 8-10 evidence, and it must be consistent with generally in "regulating" us. Fiber is only found in products c. 3-6 -M.<-:A recognized nutritional principles. using whole grains or bran. So when shopping for So, the question is can we believe everything on a whole wheat bread, for instance, unless the d. 10-12 package? The answer is yes and no. ingredients specify "whole" wheat, it's probably Yes, you can believe the information about the caramel colored white bread. name of the product, the name and address of the 5. Which has fewer grams Many of us believe that some sugars are better for manufacturer and the net contents in terms of weight, of fat: frozen yogurt or us than others, but fact is they all have little or no measure or count. frozen tofu? nutritive value. Sugar comes in many names and forms. The common types are sucrose, lactose, fructose, com syrup, dextrose and maltose. COMMENTARY 6. Dried fruit tastes great, but may be high in When manufacturers list "sugar," they are referring used in the drying process. to sucrose. Honey isn't any more nutritious than table sugar, and, in fact, has 22 calories per teaspoon, four a. Minerals Joey Evans more than table sugar. A can of soda contains 9 teaspoons of sugar, a 2 oz. bar of chocolate has 8 b. Fat teaspoons. c. Sodium Sodium (salt). Again, this is an essential nutrient, But no, you can't believe everything because even but you must realize that with all the packaged and 7. Which sandwich has the ' canned food, you get plenty without even adding any. though the FDA says the information must be most calories? truthful and not misleading, it appears the law has We only need 1100 to 3300 milligrams a day. allowed for loopholes so that certain kinds of "Natural," "organic" and "health food." These are misleading claims can slip through. all terms with no legal definition. So, it's no wonder a. Peanut butter and jelly How often do you go to the grocery store and see they are used as a sales pitch. "Natural" generally on whole wheat bread "no cholesterol" on a package, or "lite" or "natural?" means food that has been altered as little as possible b. 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Staff graphic by BOB WHISONANT Times they are a c hang in' Music popularity reflects MTV influence "Known as the poetic lyrical son, I'm public enemy "Headbangers Ball," bands such as Motley Crue and Now there are 22 pure rap bands with albums on number one." The new Michael Jackson lyrics? Not Poison are finding themselves adored by the masses. the Billboard 200 — not including cross-over rap/pop hardly. Metal itself divided into mainstream and extreme. bands Soul II Soul or Bobby Brown. A band like No, this is Public Enemy, not quite of Michael Now the extreme side is getting its chance too, N.W.A., with lyrics ruder than any metal album, has Jackson fame, but popular nonetheless. thanks to and Guns "N' Roses — and MTV. gone all the way to 52 on the charts. A mere year ago Due to MTV, bands such as Public Enemy, the For instance, the band Skid Row appears from this accomplishment would have been absolutely D.O.C., and at the other end of the musical spectrum, nowhere to tour with the biggest metal band, Bon unthinkable. MTV gave an entire gbnrc popular Skid Row, Warrant and , which otherwise Jovi. It releases a popular video, "Youth Gone Wild," acceptance. would have limited appeal, are finding themselves that makes the top of the MTV dial-in Top 10. But rap has yet to make the regular playlist for floating in the mainstream, adored by thousands. MTV. Young M.C. is on the medium playlist, and MTV is changing popular music as we know it. Suddenly its album is Top 40. So the band releases all other rap acts mostiy are confined to "YO! MTV What once was viewed as extreme is now accepted by another video, "18 and Life." This song first goes to Raps." many, and what once was assured Top 40 popularity the top of Dial-MTV and then becomes a Top 10 now must work for it like everyone else. Top 40 single. Now Skid Row's brand of raw, This was the case with metal, though, and now music is no longer stagnant in the kingdom of straight-from-the-hip rock 'n roll is the number seven there are several metal songs on mainstream MTV. Whitney Houston, Bruce Springsteen and Michael album on the Billboard charts. Rap's rise is faster than anyone possibly could have Jackson. imagined, and probably will continue until we see Due to the advent of "Headbangers Ball" and "YO! Young M.C. as much as we see Warrant on the channel. MTV Raps" the mainstream of music is widening COMMENTARY greatly to encompass music that is rough, raw or at Finally, the Cure may be making a breakthrough least different. for the genre termed "college music." Though this In the early '60s music hit a slow point and was music is not hugely popular outside of ivy-covered sort of rehashing itself. Then along came the Beatles Jay Clarke walls, bands like the Call, the Alarm and the Hoodoo and the Rolling Stones, giving music a much needed Gums are making significant marks on the charts. facelift and spawning many other great bands — R.E.M. and the Cure regularly achieve Top 40 which all seem to be on tour today. popularity. Once again, the key for this genre is to Suddenly the churning, raw sound of Led Zeppelin Another extreme metal band, Jane's Addiction, puts out a debut so critically acclaimed it gets nominated produce a few good videos that MTV will put on its was in, and Buddy Holly was very much out. A playlists. . similar trend can be seen establishing a foothold this for a Grammy and is given a good review in Time. year. Its video, however, is banned from MTV, and the We are witnessing a change in music that should Although Milli Vanilli and New Kids On The group makes little splash on the Billboard charts. continue for some lime. Leading us into the '90s will Block occupy the top of the charts, a thorough Today MTV makes or breaks bands. be the raw, street sounds of Guns 'N' Roses and examination of recent Billboard charts shows a At the other end of the spectrum, one can examine N.W.A., not Madonna. Michael Jackson still will definite movement towards extremes. In fact, once the the surging popularity of rap music. Rap, outside of continue to sell millions and millions of records, but new Aerosmilh and Motley Crue albums hit their The Fat Boys and Run-DMC, was never seen on he will be joined by Skid Row and Public Enemy. peak, Milli Vanilli may find themselves where they MTV or Billboard. Then MTV began "YO! MTV And even more importandy, people will remember' belong — off the charts. Raps" on Saturday and Sunday mornings. The show Guns N' Roses songs longer than they remember Yet metal being at the top of the charts is not a is so popular MTV moved it to a daily slot in the Madonna's. Music is starting to become memorable terribly strange occurrence. Since MTV began its afternoon. again. Page 14, The Breeze, Monday, October 9,1989 From a wheelchair Disability slows, not stops, student's campus life For the first 30 seconds, the person year right on time," he adds, at ease lessons on campus. isn't going to see the person in the By Linda Brainin The hills of Harrisonburg "give me a staff writer with discussing the accident and his chair. They're going to see the chair good workout," as does the elementary current lifestyle. first. That takes a little bit of getting Maybe you have seen him around tennis class he's taking this semester. Other students may have been a little used to," Wagner says. "It used to be, campus, or driving his Pontiac Sometimes, the construction around unsure of how to react when he first say 15 or 20 years ago, people who GrandAm, or at a party on Greek Row. campus "gets to be a pain," Wagner returned, but then they realized "it was were stuck in a wheelchair usually Maybe you've noticed junior Matt admits. And, he doesn't look forward to just Matt again." He was treated "just spent most of their time indoors and Wagner, a Pi Kappa Phi brother and the rain and the muddy pathways which musician, because he does the same like everybody else," he says, adding kind of cared for the entire time. that all he really wants people to do is follow. "It's been more recently that people things other JMU students do every Wagner appreciates receiving the just to treat him "the exact same as get out and get more active in life day. daily offers of assistance in getting But Wagner does them in a anybody else." again — get really self-sufficient. It around but says "if I'm 10 yards away Now, Wagner lives in what he hasn't been that long that people have wheelchair. from a door and someone opens it — Wagner describes himself as "totally" describes as "the best room on had time to adjust to being around great. If I'm 50 yards away and the self-sufficient after the pole vaulting campus." It is decorated with banners [self-sufficient] people [in person is standing there and I say 'I've accident in Rcston, "on May 1, 1986, and framed prints, littered with a wheelchairs]. So, it takes a little got the door,' and they keep standing at 4:15 p.m. It's one of those dates you variety of guitars and musical longer, I think, to get used to," he there and keep holding it, then it's like can't ever forget — May Day." It equipment, close to all the academic I spent a whole summer of my life in a says. sentenced him to a wheelchair for the buildings and "two minutes and 30 For some, the adjustment takes little seconds from the Pi Kapp house" by rehab center for nothing." time. Senior Warren Oliver, who has rest of his life. He emphasizes the importance of "It did work out well, actually. If it wheelchair. known Wagner for two years, says, treating "people the same no matter could work out well," he says. "It Since junior high school, Wagner "I've asked him questions about it. what they're like." He cites a television happened at the very end of my junior has played with various bands in He's not real uncomfortable with it," commercial saying. "If I screw up, tell year. So, that entire summer, I had to Reston and in Harrisonburg, but he adding that the two used to have me I screwed up. If I tell a funny joke, go through rehab in scenic prefers to write his own music. wheelchair races down the dormitory laugh.' Treat the person just the same. Fishersville, and I started my senior Wagner currently gives bass guitar hallways, Oliver using Wagner's spare wheelchair. At parties, Wagner says "the only tough part is conversations because everyone's having conversations at eye level. It's hard to hear, especially with a lot of music, and it's also hard to be part of a conversation if you're not up on the same level. Plus," he adds smiling, "your neck hurts by the end of the night." Wagner's Pi Kapp brother and friend Bob West says, "If you're sitting in a party situation and talking, you don't really notice [that he's in a wheelchair]. The only time you really think about it is when he has to go down stairs or something. Otherwise, you just think you're just talking to another junior in college or whatever, not whether he's in a chair or not. "He doesn't expect special attention, but he also expects others to see that he has limitations, just like anyone else does, only in a different form," West adds. Any problems with loneliness due to living without a roommate have been "fulfilled" for Wagner through his fraternity. Wagner's "little sister" in Pi Kapp, Merrilee Neyland, describes him as "definitely a lot of fun. I don't even know the words to describe him. He's always in a good mood. "I don't really even notice that he's in a chair anymore because he basically does everything everyone else does — dances, goes to bars, goes on dates, everything," Neyland says. "People try to help him, and he likes to do things on his own. He doesn't want people to feel sorry for him. He's really indcpendi nt," Neyland adds. "He Staff photo by JODY WEBER has not allowed the wheelchair to stop Wagner describes his Hoffman Hall room.complete with musical equipment, as "the best room on campus." him from doing anything.*' The Breeze, Monday, October 9,1989, page 15 Review Mockers show flops following Everything By Sander Hicks staff writer They looked like the Monkees. And sounded like the Smithereens on the wrong speed. Last Thursday night, the Virginia Beach trio The Mockers exhibited its mid-sixties, retro-rock 'n roll sound in front of a sparse crowd that seemed as confused as the band. For 2 1/2 hours the band concentrated on originals that at times were promising, with jangly guitar (a la Brian Setzer) bopping under dual vocal harmonies. The fact that this style is nothing new made many students in the crowd remember all the studying they had to do. So they left. By the time this "mod-rock" fest was over, the audience had dwindled down to six people and the band's already subdued stage presence was totally empty of enthusiasm. The problem with the show, sponsored by the Staff photo by SCOTT TRIBBLE University Program Board, seemed to be The brought their unique style of to Wilson Hall Saturday night. Everything — literally. This spunky JMU band opened and set a hoppin' pace that was hard to follow. Yellowjackets jazz up the 'Burg The use of horns — mellophone, tenor and alto intense duet. Dramatic violet and red lighting sax — works well by breaking the guitar By Meghan Johnson business editor combined with the hush of the audience and the dominance present in too many bands. Everything's painful look in Ferrante's eyes to evoke a strong originals were good sing-along tunes, while the JMU jazz fans had a real treat Saturday if they had response from the audience. covers were challenging. the chance to hear Yellowjackets in concert in the Yellowjackets jammed on the title track from The For example, Everything, as a truly progressive Wilson Hall auditorium. Spin. It's a piece that "has that twist, that uncertainty band, has The Pogues' "Blue Heaven" in its The Grammy award-winning band played its that characterizes Jacket work. Russo bums, Ferrante repertoire. This song uses obscure Irish folk self-described blend of "hummable hooks, eclectic flys over the keys, Haslip fashions a great weird bass instruments that an average rock band would have a rhythms and subtle swing" for two hours to a line, and Kencdy is solid, firing off in all directions hard time doing, but Everything is one band satisfied audience of Harrisonburg jazz lovers. while aiming straight and true," an MCA press capable and willing to cover this song. The show, sponsored by the University Program release read. These kinds of feats by the opening act made the Board, featured tunes from the band's current album. Mike Kinsley, JMU senior and jazz enthusiast, crowd expectant, assuming The Mockers would , and from some of its previous records. agreed with the review. duplicate the energy and genuis of Everything. The four-member group, together now for about 10 "They kicked like a dog on The Spin," he said. It appeared the pressure of being in the dark void years, pleased the audience with a smooth-flowing The band returned to the stage for a well-earned of the P.C. Ballroom and playing for a few dozen performance of traditional jazz fused with modern encore and played "Going Home," a song from its people half their age was too much for the Mocker harmonies. 1983 album Mirage A Trois. The piece was perfect approach. The simple, pounding songs — With Marc Russo on sax, William Kennedy on for an encore performance, a good-mood sort of song reminiscent of early Who, The Jam, or Beatlemania drums, and veteran members Jimmy Haslip on bass that convinces listeners life is going to be okay. — lost all direction when the novelty wore off. and Russell Ferrante on keyboards, the group Russo and Haslip joined together for an unbelievable However, when The Mockers played the Warren delighted the audience with an appealing rendition of jam, and without a doubt the audience left Wilson Campus Center patio the following afternoon, it "Over the Rainbow," leading into a spiraling piece Hall with a very good feeling. seemed like a wholerfiew band. Without trying as called "Oz," from its album Politics. hard to keep everyone in the room, the band's Visions, featuring JMU associate professor of music John Gunnar Mossblad on saxaphone, opened outdoor show took on a much more relaxed The band dedicated "Whistle While You Walk" to Bette Davis, who died in Paris early Saturday for Yellowjackets. The group played a few originals atmosphere. Originals like "Five Minutes Before," which morning. It also played "Prayer for El Salvador," a and one cover, offering a nice appetizer with "The ttibute for the children of that troubled country, and mocks Virginia Beach fools who pay money to see Journey Continues," another good-mood piece that "Wildlife," a piece dedicated to efforts to save the a cover band — when they could be seeing The sounds like a warm sunny morning. The band also Brazilian rain forests. includes Butch Taylor on keyboard, on Mockers — didn't seem so ridiculously The and drummer were silent and respectful, bass, Robert Jospe on drums and John D'earth on self-righteous as they had the night before. their heads down as Russo and Ferrante played an trumpet.

Monday, Oct. 9 Tuesday, Oct. 10 Ballroom. in Beijing, China, P.C. Ballroom. • 7:30 p.m. — speech by Jehan Sadat, • 7 and 9 pjn. — Science and nature • 7 and 8 p.m. — Planetarium "First Lady of the World," Wilson Hall videos, "The Ring of Truth: Looking" program, "Autumn Skies: Facts, Myths Friday, Oct 19 auditorium. Part of the University and 'The Conirovenial Dr. Koop," and Lore and the Story of the Royal • 3 p.m. — Dr. Stan Tilcomb of the Program Board's International Culture Wells Planetarium. Miller Hall. Family of the Night Sky." Wells JMU Center for Science and Technology Week. • 8 p.m. — Faculty recital, tenor In Planetarium, Miller Hall. Sky watching and former employee of IBM will Dal Choi, Wilson Hall auditorium. will follow the 8 p.m. show weather describe his work in the development of • 8 p.m. — International Fashion permitting. the inkjet printer. Miller 109. • Auditions for Homecoming Revue, Show, Blackwell Auditorium. to be held Oct. 30 at 8 pjn., sponsored • 7:30 p.m. — "A Night with David Sunday, Oct. 15 by the University Program Board. For Thursday, Oct. 12 Aikman." a Time magazine • 7 p.m. — free movie: "Blow Up," more information call x6217. • noon — International Fair, P.C. correspondant who covered the events Grafton-Stovall Theatre. Page 16, The Breeze, Monday, October 9,1989

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We staff writer direct kick. regulation. showed them that we can get physical JMU's 1-1 tie with George Mason "We made a big mistake there by not Simon's goal came at 85:08 and not with any team in the nation," Martin Saturday left men's head soccer coach marking up, and they took advantage a moment too soon for the Dukes' said. "We feel that if they can foul us Tom Martin happy, but not totally of it," Martin said. "They buried us frustrated offense. Scott Davis centered and kick us around, that we can foul satisfied. early. a pass to Mike Cafiero, who in turn and kick back." "It seems you're never satisfied with "Once we began to mark up we tipped the ball to Simon. The Dukes' Martin was first upset with the a tie but we played well — well tightened up and began to control the captain then deflected it in from five officials because of some enough to win," Martin said. "It was a ball game." yards out. "questionable" offsides calls. Later, he game we definitely didn't deserve to end JMU midfielder Chris Simon agreed The game was very physical from felt that the officials let the game get up on the losing end of." that George Mason was able to the outset and the pushing and shoving out of control, allowing too many pushing matches to continue for too The Dukes prevented a loss by once capitalize on the Dukes' slow start. escalated as the contest progressed. Six long. again coming from behind after the "We seem to always let the other yellow cards were issued and at one "They never had control of the game Patriots took an early lead on a goal by team take control early and we have to point the two coaches had to prevent a and it escalated," Martin said. midfielder Paul Shaver at the 8:40 turn it around," Simon said. Later, potential brawl between the players. mark. Shaver fired a shot from 20 Simon would knot the score with "It was good to get physical because See TIE page 16>- Jancks wins intramural [softball championship ith eight-run inning By Maurice Jones staff writer "The greatest comeback in intramural softball history," exclaimed Jancks coach Mike Criscuolo, after the Jancks came back from an 8-1 deficit in the last inning of the deciding game of the men's intramural softball championship series to defeat the Mez 9-8. After taking game one 15-8, the Jancks blew a two-run lead in game two losing 6-5, thus setting the stage for the showdown in game three. The game began quite enough, as both teams played heads up defense throughout the early stages of the contest. The Jancks scored in the bottom of the first to take an early lead before their bats would temporarily fall silent. The offense would awaken with a bang in the bottom of the seventh inning. Meanwhile, Mez hitters came to life in the top of the fifth when they scored two runs on a throwing error by the Jancks' shortstop and on a sacrifice fly by Jeff Bowyer. Mez went down in order in their half of the sixth, Staff photo by CHRIS HAWS before erupting for six runs in the top of the Junior Megan Hoke battles for the ball in JMU's 3-2 loss to Providence Friday. seventh. Pitcher Scott Sanders lead off the inning with a homer over the right field fence. Before they were done, the Mez would send 11 men to the plate Third-ranked Providence squeaks by, 3-2 and open up a 8-1 lead. The Jancks seemed shocked and discouraged as By Greg Abel 35-11. they came off the field to bat in the crucial bottom staff writer "I thought we played up to their level of of the inning. Although they attempted to stay If the JMU field hockey team was given points competition," JMU head coach Dee McDonough upbeat, they felt their chances of coming back were for coming close, it might be ranked in the top ten said. "I though we pressed as much as Providence. I slim. right now. JMU gave third-ranked Providence a thought we played defense just as well . . . I've "I didn't think we could come back. We were scare Friday night but came away with an been saying all season long that we're of that trying not to think about it," right fielder John all-too-familiar one-goal loss. caliber of play, and I think tonight we proved it." Delaney said. "But I felt deep inside we couldn't do Providence, equipped with a high-powered attack The Dukes' offense was led by sophomore it." and a 10-0 record, escaped JMU Stadium with a 3-2 Melissa Myers, who scored both of the team's Teammate Brad Hart agreed with Delaney. "I really victory, but JMU didn't make it easy. goals off corner opportunities. Myers' first goal thought it was a little out of reach." "James Madison is a good team," Providence head came 12 minutes into the first half after the Dukes Brad Williams lead off the seventh with a basehit coach Jackie Gladu said. "I had a chance to see had been pressing the Providence cage for several single to right Chriscuolo followed with a single to them play, and I knew they would give us a good minutes. left. Han then stepped up to the plate and nailed a game." Kerry Nadwodny initiated the corner to Michelle Sanders' pitch over the right field fence for his Providence came into the game having beaten Risch, who set up Myers for the goal that gave second homerun of the series. The three-run blast cut four top-twenty teams, outscoring its opponents JMU a 1-0 lead. See HOCKEY page 18>- See JANCKS page 18>

.i'Ulll.U.i I Il 11 < - II Page 18, The Breeze, Monday, October 9,1989 Tie (Continued tram page 17) The JMU defense kept the Pat's heard more cheers for our goal than for the Colonial Athletic Association and offense in check most of the afternoon. theirs." share first place. The numerous offsides calls The couple lapses in the Dukes defense The Dukes have 11 games Last Wednesday the Dukes defeated hampered the Dukes' midfielders from provided some good scoring remaining, all of them at home. West Virginia 1-0 in Morgantown. developing man scoring threats. opportunities for George Mason, but Ricky Engelfried scored the only goal "Our schedule is one of the toughest According to Martin, Simon and Brian JMU goalie Russ Fant smothered most at 25:16 on an assist from John in the nation, and it helps us to play Albrecht were neutralized up front. of the opportunities. He recorded seven Stroud. Stroud knocked a cross pass the final 11 at home with our strong "No matter how bad the officiating saves. from the right side and Engelfried fan support," Martin said. may be you still have to play the "Russ came up with a couple of big headed it in from five yards. West JMU's record stands at 8-1-2, while game," Martin said. plays and when he was tested he kept Virginia fell to 6-2-1. George Mason's is at 6-4-2. Offensively, the JMU offense us in the game," said JMU goalie The Oct. 11 home soccer game with controlled the ball throughout much of coach Rob Donnenwirth. "He really American has ben changed from 7:30 the game and put some pressure on the had to concentrate because most of the p.m. to 4 p.m., and has been moved Patriot defense. According to Martin, game was played on the other side of NOTES from JMU Stadium to the grass field George Mason goalie Martin Dunphy the Field." Saturday's match marked the third behind X-Lot was the big difference for the Patriots. The game was played in front of straight year that the Dukes and The last 11 games are at home for "Their goal keeper came up big — 1,298 fans, a good number of which Patriots have tied 1-1. Last season the the Dukes. Two matches to keep an and they are always in the game with were JMU supporters. Martin was Patriots were ranked in the top twenty. eye on — William and Mary and him in there," Martin said. "We played impressed with the crowd support JMU has not beaten George Mason American. These two games may well well enough to score more goals but "It was a tremendous amount of since 1973. determine the Dukes' chances for a he stopped us when he had to." support for our guys," Martin said. "I Both teams boast a 3-0-1 record in national ranking and an NCAA berth. Jancks (Continued from page 17) Hockey >■ (Continued from page 19) the score to 8-4 and rejuvenated the Jancks' spirit. Women's tennis team plays Tve been practicing a lot on my comers with my "We were a little down there, but Brad Willaims in ITCA Regional Tourney coach," Myers said. "I can't do the comers without lead off the inning with a basehit and the wheels Kerry and Michelle. Dee's been saying that they'll began to turn," Chriscuolo said. The JMU women's tennis team crushed Virginia The Hart homerun was followed by two throwing come someday, and I guess they're coming. I guess Tech and was handily defeated by Boston College hard work pays off." errors in the Mez infield. The stage was set for in the ITCA Team Regional Qualifying Delaney. Providence lived up to its billing as it came back Tournament held this weekend in Blacksburg. strong to score two goals before the end of the half. The Dukes rolled over the Hokies 7-2 Friday, The right fielder came to bat with men on second The first goal came with 11 minutes remaining in capturing five of six singles matches. JMU's and third and cracked a sharp fly ball over the left the half as the Friars' leading goal-scorer, Karen Justine Higgins defeated Tech's Molly Rush 6-3, Krawchuk, took a pass off a free hit and raced down fielders head. The ball kept rolling on the JMU 6-2. Her teammates followed in similar fashion. the left sideline. She caught the Dukes' defense off Stadium turf, and Delaney raced around the bases for Daniela Pino defeated Sally Ballard 3-6, 6-3, guard and lifted the ball over JMU goalie Laura a three-run homer. Delaney's heroics cut the lead to 6-4; Jennifer Brandt won against Tech's Sharon 8-7. Knapp's stick to tie the game. Gallion 6-4, 7-6; JMUs Kristy Jcssen defeated Just two minutes later. Providence struck again and Melissa Mason 6-0, 6-3; and Allison Satre beat "Everyone probably thought I'd get out," Delaney capitalized on a corner opportunity. The Friars PamKolbracki6-2,6-2. said. "I was just trying to make contact. utilized an attack that snowed a different look on In doubles play, Pino-Jesen demolished "A homerun was the last thing on my mind," he almost every corner and were able to confuse the Clarke-Gallion 6-0,6-1. Brandt and Amy Wilder admitted. Dukes' defense to take the lead. After Juan Altamar drew a walk, Troy Blackwell shut out Mason Kolbracki 6-0,6-0. "We had gotten scouting reports and we knew about hit a single to center field and the Jancks were in But Saturday the tables turned on the Dukes as some of their comers," McDonough said. "We knew business again. A flyout and groundout later, Boston College reeled off five singles wins what they were going to do, but we just didn't expect Williams came to the plate and hit a hard grounder enroute to an easy 7-2 victory. it from that spot." to the Mez thirdbaseman who couldn't get a handle Jessen was the lone JMU singles winner, as she on the ball. Altamar scored on the error to knot the defeated Angela Gabitt 6-2, 6-1. Brandt-Wilder For the game. Providence had 12 corner score 8-8. provided the only JMU doubles victory, as they opportunities to JMUs six. Those comers proved to beat Ruth Fagan and Gabitt 6-2,6-1. be the difference as both teams scored once off comers The next batter, Chriscuolo, hit a line drive single JMU faced Penn State Sunday in the third-place in the second half to provide the game's 3-2 final to center which brought in the winning run in the match, winning 5-4. The Nittany Lions jumped score. form of Blackwell. out to an early advantage as Kelly Ervin defeated Myers' second goal, her third in two games, came "We have a great bunch of guys who always find a Higgins 6-4, 6-2, and teammate Claudia with six minutes remaining. It proved to be too little way to win, mostly by getting hits when we need Karabedian defeated Pino 6-2,6-3. too late though, as the Providence defense held JMU them," Chriscuolo said. The Dukes then took three of the remaining four off in the late minutes to preserve the win. As the Jancks celebrated the championship, the singles matches, as Kathy Kissell defeated Wilder "You just can't be upset," McDonough said. Mez players congratulated their opponents and 6-3, 6-2 for the only other Penn State singles "They're playing stronger and stronger and stronger, walked away shell-shocked. victory. and one of these days we're going to knock one of "We had a big lead, a big cushion — we may have In doubles play, Ervin-Karabedian were able to these teams off and then we'll get the recognition relaxed a little too much," Sanders said. "It's a hard, overcome Higgins-Baker 6-3, 6-4 for the only we're supposed to have." hard loss, but we didn't deserve to win after giving Penn State doubles victory. JMU went on to The loss dropped the Dukes' record to 4-6-3 as they up that many runs in the seventh. But you have to sweep the doubles competition and win the match. prepare to meet South Atlantic Conference rival give them credit — we got beat by a good team." William and Mary Tuesday in Williamsburg.

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Martz, women win to Marshall, who scored 290-290-295 Navy 20-43 and Georgetown 19-44, Alex Secord and Quinten Kelly — 875. while bettering Syracuse 25-31. shared the third flight singles title as JMU Golf Invitational Kevin South lead JMU with a three John Trautmann of Georgetown took SecorrJ) beat Jonathan Vogel of Ohio JMU golfer Donna Martz shot a round total of 72-72-74 — 218. Other top honors in the meet, completing the 6-3, 6-4 and Charles Jordan of two-over-par Sunday to win the JMU top finishers included Chad Bales with five-mile course in 25:06. Davidson 5-7,6-0, 7-5. Kelly defeated Invitational Women's Golf a 73-80-74 — 227, Hill Mallory with Washington and Lee's Kelly Vandever Tournament for the second year in a 76-78-77 — 231, Jeff Forbes with JMU's Pete Weilenmann was second 6-0, 6-1 and Ohio's Matt Kline 6-1, row. JMU won the team competition 8l.75.8i — 237, and Jimmy Miskell, with a time of 25:15, while teammates 7-6. with a 936, 19 strokes ahead of who shot a 80-76-79 —235. Chris Buir finished 24th (26:55), second-place Jacksonville. David Smith 25th (26:55), Keith Brix and Secord swept their first Junior Shannon Haley won a Water polo club beats Schmidt 28th (27:17), Chris Straub flight doubles competition en route to sudden-death playoff for second place. VMI, improves to 3-0 31st (27:26), Mike Kirk 32nd (27:34), their first place finish. The JMU Haley, who finished the 54-hole course Keith Lyndahl 36th (28:10) and Chris tandem defeated Zaball-Bryer of with a 80-72-81, shot par on the first Davidson 6-3,6-4, Campbell-Ethridge The JMU co-ed water polo club Breen 40th (29:05). hole of the playoff. Claudia Cardinale of Ohio 66-3,6-0, and Washington and defeated VMI 15-7 Saturday at Godwin of Jacksonville bogeyed the playoff Lee's Morris-Meadows 3-6,6-3,6-1. pool, upping its record to 3-0. Brix wins flight hole. Seven individuals contributed to the in W&L Quadrangular Junior Molly McCann shot an scoring. 82-74-82 — 238 for fourth place, and Last weekend, the club beat UVa The men's tennis team competed this teammate Sarah Neville tied for tenth 14-12 and VMI 11-5. Scott Van Horn weekend in the Washington and Lee with a 77-86-79 — 242. Freshman scored four goals in five attempts. Quadrangular in Lexington. Calay Jaynes tied for 12th with an Chris Austin, Pat McSherry, Joe Viola In the second flight singles 85-79-81—245. and Brian Tilton had at least two goals competition, JMUs Marc Brix took (upcoming events in JMU sports) each for JMU on the weekend. first place by defeating Ohio's Chris Men's golf team ties Peterson 6-4, 6-4, Davidson's Dave SOCCER for ninth in Kentucky Tonydandel 6-3, 6-4 and Washington Wednesday — American at JMU, Cross country team and Lee's Bill Turner 6-1,6-2. 4 p.m. The JMU men's golf team tied for beats Syracuse ninth of 18 teams in the Eastern In first flight singles, JMU's Dave BASEBALL Wednesday — Mary Washington Kentucky Colonel Classic at the in Navy Invitational Swartz defeated Albie Varski of at JMU [exhibition], 3 p.m. par-72 Arlington Golf Center in The men's cross country team Davidson 6-1,6-2 and Jay Ethridge of Richmond, Kentucky. competed Saturday in the Navy Ohio 6-1, 7-6 before losing to last The Dukes total of 301-301-304 — Invitational with Georgetown, year's Division III champion, John FIELD HOCKEY 906 placed them even with the team Syracuse and Navy. Scored as a triple Morris of Washington and Lee, 6-3, Tuesday — JMU at William and Mary [Williamsburg], 3 p.m. from Bowling Green. First place went dual meet, the Dukes finished behind 6-0. Swartz finished second.

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STUDENTS, PARENTS, & FACULTY, WE WELCOME YOU TO GREEN VALLEY'S FALL FESTIVAL OF BOOKS — BOOK IFAffi Sat Oct 14 (9-5pm) SunOctl5 (12-5pm) Green Valley Book Barn and Country Gallery. Located 2 miles east of Mt. Crawford, VA. 1-81, exit 61. (Approx. 5 miles south of JMU.) Turn east on Rd. 682. Go 11/2 miles to Rd. 681. Turn left 1/2 mile to sale. Signs posted. Our new books will be restocked with many titles unavailable last weekend! This will be a good weekend to shop for new books at the Book Fair. But, our feature this weekend is old books, and among our 25,000 old books you'll find Civil War, Virginiana, Americana, Religion, our finest selection of used cookbooks ever, gardening, - crafts, sports, nature, leather bound books, photography, medicine, sets of books, biographies, military, fiction, over 1000 children's books, literature, American Heritage, politics, etc., etc. A few of the titles you'll find are: Scharf s "History of Western Maryland," Williams' "History of Frederick County, Md." (bindings poor), Goodhart's "History of Loudoun County Rangers," "Pennsylvania Railroad," by Sipes 1875, Rice's "Shenandoah Pottery," Laura Hales "4 Valiant Years" (signed first edition), Dabney's "Jackson," Jones' "Reminiscinces of Lee," Jackson's "English Goldsmiths and Marks," Beer's "Old Colonial System," "Notes on Blackstone's Commentaries," Winchester 1826 Waylandte "History of Rockingham County," Wayland's "Stonewall Jackson's Way," "Clarke's Commentary" (6 leather volumes), etc., etc. You'll also find BAE's, books on music including "International Library of Music" set fine set of "Library of Southern Literature," several genealogy books, including McCluer, Phelps-MarshalL Shuffelton, etc. There will be a large lot of mysteries and sci-fi, plus other fiction including Zane Grey Boys and Girls Series, westerns, first edition, etc. We'll have a good selection of old hymn books, old family Bibles sheet music, some old magazine, used paperbacks, etc., etc! This will be a great weekend to attend the Book Fair see vou there! Call (703) 434-8849 after 7 PM for more info. The New Life Gospel Church of Shenandoah will hold a used book sale outside the Country Gallery, weather permitting. X* RECORD FAIR OCTOBER 21-22 The Breeze, Monday, October 9,1989, page 21 BUSINESS Patrick Real Estate joins Berkeley Realty By Doreen Jacobson alafl writ?r The Harrisonburg real estate scene is growing fast and furious and changes are taking place, due in part to JMU's growth. Berkeley Realty, Inc. bought Patrick Real Estate on Oct. 1, a take-over representing a significant example of those changes. Patrick Real Estate, the property management company for a majority of JMU off-campus student housing, sold its business to Berkeley Realty for an undisclosed sum. Jo Ann Patrick, who formerly co-owned Patrick Real Estate with her husband, Michael, said the company decided to sell its property management agreements because the business was becoming too large. "We were getting too busy," Patrick said. "We either needed to get larger and hire more people or get help. We decided to join forces with Berkeley." The real estate brokerage portion of Patrick Real Estate now will be a part of the Berkeley brokerage. "By joining forces we've made a very large full-service company," she said Suzanne Smith, property manager at Berkeley, said the deal came at the right time. Patrick Real Estate had made it known to Berkeley that they were willing to sell their property management agreements, and Staff photo by SCOTT TRIBBLE Berkeley decided to take the offer, believing the Berkeley Realty recently bought Patrick Real Estate; their offices are on South Main Street. Harrisonburg area has a strong real estate potential. Before selling their property agreements to Based in Williamsburg, Berkeley handles some away. Having graduated from Randolph-Macon Berkeley, Patrick Real Estate managed Madison College in 1987, Smith said she can relate to the off-campus housing at the College of William and Gardens, Madison Square, Duke Gardens, Olde Mill Mary. The company was managing Governor's attitudes students have about their housing problems, Village and College Station. but she said they need to take more responsibility. Square, an apartment complex in Williamsburg, when the owners of Madison Manor in Harrisonburg asked Except for Hunters Ridge and Ashby Crossing, For example, students need to understand that the them to manage that property two years ago, a move Patrick Real Estate probably had a hand in all student plumber hired to handle problems for an apartment which brought them to the Harrisonburg-Rockingham housing off campus, Patrick said. complex might have an emergency, like a flooded house, that would take priority, said Smith. County area for the first time. The change in management will not affect JMU Smith stressed the desire for Berkeley Really "to be students, Smith said, adding that Berkeley hopes to be The Patricks will be working with Berkeley Realty strong in the Harrisonburg community as a even more efficient in handling maintenance problems as sales representatives. full-service management company." that might arise. "We got sort of burned out on property "I'm just trying to get to know all the new owners However, Smith said that students need to be management," Patrick said. "It takes a lot of time. [of the newly acquired properties]," she said. understanding when problems cannot be resolved right We were putting in 12-hour days, 6 days a week."

hiatus was brought about under pressure from former "[Computer service] is not as big yet as we think Spuds MacKenzie returns U.S. Surgeon General C. Everett Koop and public it will be," said Bill Benintende, spokesman for with 'Samurai Spuds' ad interest groups. Boston-based Fidelity Investments, marketers of a smaller desktop investing package. While the Athletics and Blue Jays slug it out on "We were really at the point when we thought we were burning him out as a character," said Bob the field during the American League Championship Compiled by David Noon with information Series, Spuds MacKenzie is doing a little slugging Lachy, Bud Light senior brand manager. "Spuds is the spice to our overall Bud Light advertising now. from the USA Today/Apple College of his own. Information Network He's no longer the main course." "Samurai Spuds," the latest Bud Light clip, made its debut during the Oakland-Toronto series this Computer investing grows Lecture series to feature week, bringing the controversial pooch out of the as Wall Street alternative Kay Jewelers executive doghouse for only his second advertisement of 1989. Investors who don't feel like slogging through the Wearing a gold robe and blue headband, Spuds gets Wall Street Journal every day now can turn to their The JMU College of Business will present a lecture righteous on a terrorizing group of ominous, home computer and plug into the day's investment by Frank Schmidt, vice president and general manager black-clad Ninjas and saves the day for an otherwise news. of Kay Jewelers, Tuesday as part of the college's helpless village. Computerized investing, while still not as popular Executive Lecture Series. "He's a lean, mean Ninja machine," the announcer as the more conventional means, has in the last two says as Spuds dispatches the warriors with a slew of years drawn a larger percentage of market hopefuls. Schmidt will discuss the personal characteristics karate blows. "After Spuds clears the air of Ninja Sevices such as Prodigy, which was developed by necessary for business success during his address, warfare, he's rewarded with a Bud Light." IBM and Sears, have snuck their way into over "The Right Place at the Right Time." But Spuds has been pounding them a lot less this 100,000 homes — and are still on the prowl for The lecture is at 7'p.m. in Anthony-Seeger -*- year, although Anhueser-Busch Co. denies that the more. Auditorium and is free and open to the public. Page 22, The Breeze, Monday, October 9,1989 COMICS

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