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VOL XX, NO. 128 MONDAY, APRIL 21, 1986 an independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's North Quad blackout dims lights but not student pranks By CUFF STEVENS blackout to a short In the electrical approximately 6:30 a.m. yesterady. CopyEdttor feeder line running between Farley Hall resident Anne Marie Cavanaugh Hall and LaFortune. He O'Brien said that the crowd of stu The lights went out in several said the short triggered a power dents who gathered on the quad North Quad buildings late Saturday plant breaker that shut down the af when the power went out was night, but the quad lit up with stu fected buildings' power. "wild." dents' fireworks and a bonfire, wit After the short was determined, "There was a lot of firecrackers nesses said. power was turned on for every af going off," said Breen-Phillips Hall Power failed at approximately fected building except LaFortune so resident Leslie Heidenreich. A II :30 p.m., according to Director of that Its line could be repaired, Delee bonfire was also started on the quad, Utilities John Delee. said. according to Heidenreich. Cavanaugh Hall, Breen-Phlllips "We didn't want to turn it back on Although Cavanaugh Hall's semi Hall, Farley Hall, Zahm Hall, until we found where the problem formal was put in the dark, the· dan LaFortune Stuf1ent Center, Student was," he said. cing continued in the hallways, said Health Center and the Administra He said electricity was restored rector Father Matthew Miceli. tion Building lost power during the approximately one and a half hours "The SYR continued upstairs with failure, according to Delee. later to every building · except Delee attributed the cause of the LaFortune, which regained power at see DARK, page 3 Titan 34D explosion investigated
huge toxic cloud of rocket propel highly classified KH-11 photo recon lants over the Santa Barbara County naissance satellite or a new, VANDENBERG Calif. · The Air coast. previously unknown spy satellite, Force: has appointed a missile group The cloud drifted out to sea, the analysts Paul Stares and Jeffrey Ric commander to head an investigation Air Force said, and the nearby com helson said Friday. into an explosion that destroyed a munity of Lompoc was not endan Stares Is a military space expert at Titan 34D rocket and its classified gered. Fifty-eight people were the Brookings Institution in Was payload, believed to be a spy treated at the base hospital for skin hington, and Richelson is a military satellite, Friday. and eye irritations, and three were reconnaissance expert at American It was the second failed Titan 340 admitted. University In Washington. launch in a row. A rocket carrying a Col. Lee Heinz, commander of the KH·ll spy satellite exploded just 6595th Missile Test Group, was Friday's explosion, coupled with after liftoff Aug.. 28. named president of the panel inves the grounding of the space shuttle Italian salesmanship The rocket was barely off the tilo:atlng the explosion. fleet after January's Challenger dis Rebecca Hetland, Len Profenna, and Fred Pugllano (left to ground when it blew up in a fireball Although the Air Force said the aster, imperils the U.S. military spy right) officers of the Itt/tan Club, sell t-shirts and canole Friday at that showered the seaside launch payload was classified, the Titan al satellite program, Stares and Richel the Fieldhouse Mall. pad with flaming debris and spread a most certainly carried either a sonsaid. - Relatives c-ondemn United States for death of Kilburn in Lebanon we had, and now we have found that, "c:xecutc:d" by the Arab Revolution Instead, we hit a hornet's nest. I ary Cells to avenge the U.S. attack APTOS, Calif. - Family members of shudder to think about what will against Ubya earlier In the wc:ek. Peter Kilburn, an American hostage happen," said Repetto, 56, of San Ammerman said Kilburn's body killed in apparent retaliation for the Jose, Calif. arrived about noon and was taken to U.S. air raid on Ubya condemned She and other members of the Kil an undisclosed location for a foren yesterday the U.S. government for burn family gathered here at the sic examination. the attack and said it would escalate home of Tim Kilburn, Kilburn's nep The body wa'i flown aboard a U.S. violence In the area. hew, to call upon the world to join Air Force C-141 transport plane "I don't think Peter will be the them in a day of prayer April 25. from the U.S. Rhein-Main Air Base In only one that will be sacrificed," said Kilburn's body was flown to West Germany, where: it had arrived Jeanne Repetto, Peter Kilburn's Andrews Air Force Base near Was Saturday from the Middle: East, said sister-in-law, in an interview. hington yesterday, said Bruce Am Master Sgt. Dave McMahon, a U.S. Repetto compared the U.S. air raid merman, a State Department military spokesman at the base, nc:ar -- .. ,...... J' on Ubya to throwing a bomb out a spokesman. Frankfurt . window to kill a pest. His body was discovered with Kilburn, of San Francisco, wa.'i A.Prnoto ·------~------A U.S. helicopter takes offfrom Lebanon Saturday amid uncon- "By throwing the bomb out the those of two Britons in Lebanon's librarian at the American University window, we've blown out the win central mountains Thursday, along finned reports it was carrying the remains of slain American see KILBURN, page 4 hostage Peter Kilburn. dow, breaking whatever protection with a note saying they had been CBS Sunday morning news anchor to address students ByDAVIDT.LEE Red Smith Lecture Series since its journalistic experiences in three returned to his native land this News Staff inception four years ago, said, books, the latest of which Is the year after leaving in 1925. "Kurait Is considered to be one of best-seller "On the Road with The Red Smith Lecture: Series, Charles Kuralt, anchor of the the best, if not the best, stylists of Charles Kuralt." sponsored by Coca-Cola USA, CBS news program "Sunday Mor· all of broadcasting." After covering stories about began In 1982 "to honor certain nlng." will give his thoughts on Schmuhl added,"Much of his Latin America, Africa, and Viet journalists for the high standards print and broadcast journalism work reveals an abiding concern nam, Kuralt began his "On the that they hold (and) to recognize: tomorrow as part of the Red for American history, literature, Road" series In 1967.. He writing accomplishments In jour Smith Lecture: Series. and democratic values. That con graduated from the University of nalism," said Schmuhl, adding Described as "the laureate of cern, and the engaging way he North Carolina, where: he served that visiting lecturers "provide: the common man" by Time presents It, makes him a most ap· as editor of the Dally Tar Heel, their reflections on American magazine, Kuralt Is best known proprlate lecturer " for the beforejoiningCBSln 1957. journalism or some: of Its for his "On the: Road" series series. Kuralt will arrive at Notre problems." which covers the everyday Kuralt's work has earned him, Dame directly from the: Soviet Past lecturers have: included aspect~ of American life. in addition to two Emmy Awards, Union, where he Is covering a American Studies professor a Broadca.'iter of the Year award Charles Kuralt concert performed by pianist seeKURALT, page3 Robert Schmuhl, chairman of the in 1983. He has recounted his Vladimir Horowitz, who The Observer Monday, April 21, 1986 - page 2 In Brief 'Good ole days' can be found in future as well as in past Expensive fingers. lloyd's of London has agreed to "Well, when I was growing up, I had to walk six miles insure the hands of magician Doug Henning for $3 million, or to school in blizzard conditions. You know, a loaf of $300,000 a finger. "A magician is oniy as good as his hands," Henning bread was oniy a nickel--ah, the good-ole days." Scoff said. "Without them there would be no illusions. I'd be like a dancer Most everyone knows a relative or old family friend without feet." Henning's publicist, Michael Levine, said the in who is known to make statements like the one above. Bearby surance policy is the largest of its kind. He said Henning practices They sit back and reflect on when they were younger, finger exercises up to eight hours a day to keep his fingers nimble. making comparisons to the current craziness of our VIewpoint Editor world and say "When I was growing up, I could have never gotten away with ... " As I grew older, I noticed the "good ole day" stories returned home over Christmas break, I was told of mar were being told by younger and younger people. riages, new-born babies, divorces, and even death, not Lately, I have been kidding my older brother about of people older than myself, but happening to people Of Interest beginning the "I remember when" stage. He can speak who I regularly saw in the high school hallways. of a walk to school as an exaggerated four miles, al I listened in amazement as I was told an old teacher though he can still say this in a joking manner. was engaged to a girl I once had a crush on. Amazement I thought I had some time before falling into this trap turned to amusement as two girls I knew before college The Tri-Military Presidential Review of making comparisons to the "younger" generation. asked if a little boy seated a short distance from me in a will be conducted by Notre Dame's Army, Navy and Air Force ROTC After last weekend, however, I feel myself wanting to local mall was mine. units today at 4:30 in the south parking lot of the ACC. This year's tell the world about my two mile walk to high school I realize that we are not really old, though (as I com reviewing officer will be University President Father Theodore Res (there is a direct correlation plete a practical joke from burgh. - Tbe Observer between the age of the in 14 the good ole days and put dividual talking and the dis t=-...=.~====~==--== shaving cream on a friend's tance to school). phone receiver) and some Last weekend, some things should never change. Meet the Candidates Night for Saint Mary's hall elec friends from high school and I did not have the heart to tions will be held at 7 in the Haggar College Center parlor. I attended a convention of tell a disgruntled high Refreshments will be served following the meeting, which is high school students from ---.---r--r-.,~~ school senior this after she sponsored by Saint Mary's student government. - Tbe Observer an organization of which we confided that she was ready were once members. In all, to get away from some of her there were over 300 of them friends who "haven't grown and six of us. The realization up." Photos and quotes of women whose husbands are in that we had gotten old (or at The truth is, the minute prison will be shown at the Center for Social Concerns until April27. least older) set in quickly; one fully grows up is the The Center is open daily from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m. - Tbe Observer We could feel our arteries minute most of the fun is start to harden. taken out of life. While it is Actually, it took a while important to grow, the "kid for it to sink in that we were in you" should not be forgot· in a different world. We all ten. contestant and MC An Tostal Name That Tune decided to crash their dance When all was said and registration will take place from 3 to 5 today through Wednesday in and attempt to dance to done, I had a very good time the An Tostal office. First prize is a dinner for two. - The Observer periodic "heavy metal" special requests from the last weekend. It was fun to get the "good ole days" out crowd. We also witnessed a frightning moment when of the system, but it was even better on the drive back to part of the group started simultaneously to chant the Notre Dame to get ready for the "good ole days" of the words to "like a Surgeon." We were in the twilight present and future. registrationfortwo An Tostal "Beat the Clock" zone. After all, I have to begin collecting stories to com women teams will take place today in the South Dining Hall. For I realized time is definitely relative after people had plete the line, "Well, when I was at Notre Dame... more information, call Christine Widkess at 284-4077.- Tbe Obser difficulty remembering just what year I graduated and ver when I couldn't recognize the person who's position I held oniy two years before. Four girls screamed across the dance floor to me telling me they are from my old Celebrate Lifel high school (I, of course, had absolutely no clue as to are invited to a Career and jUniOrs Of all majors who they were). Placement Services presentation tonight at 7 in Room 118 of Help the After the dance we sat down and, sure enough, Nieuwland Hall. Paul Reynolds, assistant director of the Career and started to reminisce about our old high school days. Placement Services, will summarize the signup process for on Fortunately, we did snap out of our daze and started to campus interviews and offer suggestions on filling out a profile form. get back to our realities--college and what we are going dp The presentation will be repeated tomorrow and Wednesday at the to do with the rest of our lives. same time. - Tbe Observer This eye-opening experience was only the latest inci March of Dimes dent in noticing the difference two years make. When I
Sports mustrated publisher Donald Barr will speak at Thanks to you ... the Distinguished Alumni Lecture Series today at 4 in the Memorial forALLOFUS Ubrary auditorium. The series is sponsored by the Student Alumni it works ... Relations Group and student government. - Tbe Observer
A four-mile race and one-mile fun run will take place next Sunday at 9 a.m. at St. Patrick's Park. A t-shirt is included in the Mr. Goodbar ,j 19 entry fee. Awards will be given to overall and class winners, and all participants are eligible for a raffie following the race. All ClueNo.l ~ proceeds will go to the Volunteer Service Bureau.- Tbe Observer
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The Observer (liSPS 599 l-4000) is published Monday through friday except during exam and vacation periods. The Observer is published hy the students of the l 'niversity of Notre Dame and Saint Mary's College. Subscriptions may be purchased for SW per year ( UO per semester) by writing The Observer, P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame. Indiana 4M56. The Observer is a member of The Associated Press. All reproduction right' are r~SI"rvcd. The Observer Monday, April 21, 1986- page 3 Ideas shared, Hesburgh honored at 'powerful' 25 year CILA reunion By MISSY KOLOSZAR University President Father Integrated In one's life," said Loch StaffReporter Theodore Hesburgh, Associate head. Provost Father Edward Malloy, "The same spirit and values which ~='OOD "It was a beautiful, powerful Director of Fatima Retreat Center got CILA started are still present weekend," said James Roemer, Father Stephen Gibson and the today," said Father Ernest Bartell, a ~PUIZEs Director of Community Relations, founder of CILA, Father Larry former director of the organization. 'I SIC about the 25 year reunion held by Murphy participated in the Currently there are 25 students the Community of Lay Apostalates reunion's program. from Notre Dame and Saint Mary's ( CILA) this weekend. Lochhead presented Hesburgh from Involved In CILA. CILA is a student service organiza with a water-color painting of the tion of Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Golden Dome In gratitude for his CILA was the first formal service which aims to help underprivileged physical and spiritual support. organization at Notre Dame. It was and disadvantaged people on local, "The reunion was also a salute to initially composed of Notre Dame national and international levels. Hesburgh for his encouragement of students and acted as a discussion The reunion's purpose was to give the CILA program," said Roemer. group for social Issues and Catholic everyone touched by CILA In the One of the highlights of the social teachings. Many of the Initial past 25 years the opportunity to get reunion was the exchange of ideas members were participants in together and share their ex and experiences among the CILA service projects In Latin America. periences. participants. "Everyone par "Today CILA has become more lo "The weekend was great for the ticipated. There was not a silent per calized," said Bartell. It focuses on participants because it renewed the son in the group," said Roemer. providing services to area Institu CILA Ideals that have become part of During the reunion Malloy tions. He also said 26 Notre Dame their lives," said Mike Lochhead, stu discussed "what Is Involved in student service programs were dent co-chairperson of CILA. keeping a social justice conscience created out of CILA. ~ Super Dance The Oboenrer /Dntd PIC!Iher Anti-abortion activists arrested Fresbman Ted Erbrecht helps decorate for Saturday's Knights resisting arrest, said Officer Don Sut 260 people attended a conference of Columbus dance that benifited Muscular Dystrophy. ter of the St. Louis County Police. opposing abortions. CLAYfON, Mo.- About 100 anti Many of the demonstrators were Organizers of the meeting said It Pulitzer Prize In commentary, abortion activists were arrested from out of state, he said, adding that was designed to discuss non-violent Smith was "recognized and Saturday after trying to stop women there was no violence. methods of shutting down clinics Kuralt respected" as one of America's from entering an abortion clinic, Clayton is west of St. Louis. that perform abortions. continued from page 1 greatest journalists, said authorities said. On Friday, anti-abortion activists The agenda for the conference In columnists James Reston, Murray Schmuhl. shouted slogans and taunts at about cluded sessions called "Activating Kempton, and james Kilpatrick. The lecture Is at 8 p.m. In the The demonstrators arrested at the 65 women's rights supporters who and Organizing Christian Resis The lecture series honors the library auditorium. Kuralt will Reproductive Health Center were to were picketing outside a St. Louis tance" and "Understanding Abor late Red Smith, who graduated hold a press conference at 9:30 be charged with trespassing and University building, where about tionists and Their Victims." from Notre Dame In 1927, and Wednesday morning and then at dkd In early 1982. tend American Studies classes The only sportswriter to win a throughout the day. Two tornadoes throttle· Texas town Aasodated Press Two twisters dipped from the yesterday, one in critical condition, The Picture Man clouds in succession early Saturday, at Hendrick Medical Center In SWEETWATER, Texas - Damage then came together to cut a swath of Abilene, said hospital spokeswoman presents was estimated at up to S20 million destruction a half-mile wide and two Jo Thompson. Nine people, all In yesterday in the wake of a pair of tor miles long through a mobile home stable condition, were held over nadoes that slashed through homes, park, a senior citizens' housing night In Sweetwater's Rolling Plains killing one person and injuring 100. project and a subdivision, Rhodes Memorial Hospital, spokesman Bud Texas Governor Mark White toured said. Neffsald. the city yesterday to sec what state More than 2,000 of the city's "It was just like I was In a Senior Formal Proofs aid was needed. 12,000 residents were a1fected by vacuum," said Gladys Lane, a resi White said he probably would an the damage to about 800 houses, dent of the Sun Valley senior nounce tomorrow whether the city and three-quarters of those houses citizens' project, as she looked on dis lay should be declared a disaster area. were destroyed, Rhodes said. through what used to be the side He said he would contact the Texas He said that although emergency wall of her house. "I was down on Monday, April-- Friday, April 25 Housing Authority to sec if aid could shelters were set up, few of the my knees begging the Lord to take be arranged for the homeless. homeless used them Saturday night care of me. I didn't care about the "The only thing I can say is tough because they were taken In by other house." Haggar Center 11am-1pm times never last, but tough people Sweetwater residents. Kathleen Lewis, director of the do, and we've got a lot of tough "Last night I think the mood was housing project, told the governor LaFortune 1:30pm-4pm people around here," White said. somewhat relief that we had that residents had pulled together As many as 1,500 people were survived a very trying day. Today, well through the storm. An 87-year homeless and property damage was the realization has finally hit us what old project resident was the lone estimated at S15 million to S20 mil a devastating blow this has been to fatality from the twisters. lion, Mayor Rick Rhodes said yester the community," the mayor said yes A curfew was posted from 7:30 day. An overnight curfew was terday. p.m. to 7:30 a.m. as the Texas Na ICElANDAIR TD EURDPl posted to prevent looting. Ten people remained hospitalized tional Guard patrolled the streets. operated radios provided the music. An organized half- 21 party just EIIERYTHING Many students in Breen-Phillips became a "half-light and half-dark Dark Hall continued to enjoy Saturday party," said Overbeck. continued from page 1 night despite the blackout, accord Zahm Hall's fire alarm was tested THAT ISN'T ABARGAIN drinking more open than usual be ing to rector Sister Nadine Over during the failure by a freshman resi cause of the darkness," said resident beck. dent, according to resident Mike Steve Zalewski. He said battery- "life as usual went on," she said. Meyer. "It worked," said Meyer, "and It pissed off our rector." /SFREl The dome lights on the Adminis To Luxembourg: Roundtrip Fare tration Building were mispointed after power resumed, according to New York $458* $499t Win a Sunny Day onlookers. The lights were pointed at the Chicago $518* $559t Alumni Van parked behind the building and at the Sacred Heart Balt./Wash. $488* $529t Get-away! 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lcelandairiCiiANDAIRJIII" The Observer Monday, April21, 1986- page 4 Secret Libyan terrorist fund found by Mideast intelligence services but gave this account of one pur because Khadafy wanted to remove ported transaction: all traces of Ubyan involvement in HAMBURG, West Germany · The Abu Nidal and Ubyan leader Col. the hijacking. weekly BUd am Sonntag neWspaper Moammar Khadafy met in the Ubyan The newspaper's report appeared said Saturday that Ubya had a secret capital of Tripoli last September and in its Sunday editions but was fund to pay rewards to Lebanese ter agreed that Abu Nidal's terrorists released in advance to other news rorists to carry out attacks against Is would attack "English, American, Is media. raeli and. Western targets. raeli and Egyptian targets" under the "Israeli and Lebanese intelligence It said the Ubyan price list, which supervision of the Ubyan secret services have discovered there is a offered up to S12,000 for a suicide service. secret Khadafy price list for attacks," attack, was discovered by Lebanese Hassan Ashkal, described as a Bild am Sonntag said, and it gave this and Israeli intelligence-services, but colonel in the Ubyan armed forces, list: gave no source for its report. then gave Abu Nidal the "first install Ubya offers 10,000 Lebanese ment of S5 million." pounds, about S400, for placing The article also said that British in· In November, Abu Nidal's ter bombs or mines against the targets. telligence agents found out in rorists hijacked an Egyptian Boeing A reward the equivalent of S800 December that Ubya has been 73 7 to Malta, and the Incident ended would be paid for hand-grenade at paying $12 million each year to a in a bloodbath when 59 people were tacks, while a machine-gun attack Palestinian terrorist group headed killed as Egyptian commandos would be worth 51,200. by Abu Nidal. stormed the plane at the Valletta air· A terrorist willing to carry out a It did not say how long Ubya had port. suicide attack would be guaranteed been paying money to Abu Nidal, Bild am Sonntag said Ashkai was a sum of S 12,000, to be paid to the whose real name is Sabry al-Banna, "liquidated" a day after the assault terrorist's survivors.
Gorbachev says summit is possible 1t I Associated Press week's U.S. bombing raids on Ubya the meeting had been "postponed Guns Anyone? and recent U.S. underground tests of more than canceled." These guns are just part of a display of rifles, pistols, knives, POTSDAM, East Germany - Soviet nuclear weapons. On Friday, Gor The Soviet leader addressed t-shlrts and window stickers sold this weekend at a gun show In the leader Mikhail Gorbachev said yes bachev told the East German Com reporters in the courtyard at ACC. terday that he was willing to meet munist Party congress those actions Cecilienhof, a manor house where President Reagan this year if the and the "increased (U.S.) threats" Soviet leader Joseph Stalin, Presi United States changed policies he against Nicaragua demonstrated that dent Harry Truman and Prime Mini charged were poisoning relations the United States was following a ster Winston Churchill of Britain between the superpowers. "militarist and aggressive" policy met in the summer of 1945 to Libyan blames Reagan Speaking to reporters at Potsdam, that could damage U.S.-Soviet rela decide the fate of postwar Germany. site of the 1945 Allied conference tions. on Germany, Gorbachev said "the Gorbachev was the first Soviet for killing of chickens meeting (with Reagan) can take White House Chief of Staff Donald leader to visit the site since Stalin place if the United States realizes Regan said yesterday the United was there, East German officials said. that it is necessary to take this path." States expected Gorbachev to "live They said other Soviets had not Assodated Press they are buried," he said, standing "But if it (America) goes on acting up to his word" and meet with come for "political reasons" after near a devastated hen house, its tin as it is today, trying to poison the Reagan this year. Nikita Khrushchev · denounced TRIPOLI, Ubya - Farmer Milud roof blown to pieces by a powerful atmosphere, this will throw a The two men agreed at their Stalin. Mohammed Hassen said Saturday blast that gouged a crater in the shadow over any future meeting," Geneva summit in November to Gorbachev has been in East Berlin that the U.S. air strikes against Ubya orange grove nearby. the Soviet Communist Party chief meet this year in the United States. for the party congress since Wed cost him at least 300 of his best He said, however, 5, 700 other said. "If it (the summit) is to happen, No date has been set. nesday and is expected to return to chickens. hens and chicks survived the pre a better atmosphere is necessary." Regan, interviewed on the NBC Moscow tomorrow. Yesterday was "Tell Reagan, Thank you very dawn air raid and he considered Gorbachev did not elaborate, but television program "John McLaugh his first day away from the congress, much," Hassen shouted to a crowd himself lucky because his rabbits he appeared to be referring to last lin: One on One," said he believed which ends today. of journalists taken by Ubyan offi escaped unhurt. cials to inspect the damage from "They are smart," he said. "They Tuesday's bombing near the Tripoli went underground after the first airport. bomb." Explosion of 'dud bomb' injures 3 "He killed my chickens.... Reagan Amid a swarm of television is a chicken killer," the 61-year-old cameras, photographers and cluck Associated Press United States continues its "barbaric reporters Saturday that 11 shells farmer shouted in Arabic. His com Ing poultry, Hassen then grabbed aggression" against his country. crashed inside the airport zone plaints were translated for jour two white hens by the neck and TRIPOU, Ubya - Ubyan officials .Before the reported bomb explo during the U.S. raid but claimed they nalists by a government interpreter. began chanting, "Down with the said a bomb that did not explode sion, the government said earlier did not cause substantial damage. "My chickens were asleep, now U.S.A. Down with the U.S.A." when dropped during the U.S. air Saturday that Ubyan explosives ex strike blew up Saturday night in a perts were searching for scores of The military officials claimed the residential district, Injuring a man unexploded bombs dropped during U.S. attack failed because American and two boys. the air raid Tuesday. pilots panicked when they ran into Notre Dame Avenue The boys, ages 11 and 13, were libya's air defenses. playing soccer when they found the Ubyan military officials said Satur Apartments " bomb in a mound of rubble in the day they found 1 7 unexploded frag An official announcement on ,.; ,. Bin-Ashour district, said the officials. mentation bombs near Tripoli's Ubyan radio said army engineers NOW RENTING FOR FAIL It blew up at about 7 p.m. when the international airport. The airport's planned yesterday to detonate "dud man tried to remove it, they said. military wing was one of five U.S. tar bombs" dropped by the Americans Completely furnished, balconies, laundry, The officials, who insisted on gets in the raid. at Sidi al-Said on the coast west of and off-street parking. anonymity in accordance with Army Maj. Ahmed Abdallah told Tripoli. government regulations, said the On site management & maintenence, man lost his right hand and suJfered all deluxe features ' serious wounds in the chest and left THE COLLEGE OF SCIENCE ASK ABOUT OUR SPECIAL SUMMER RATES arm. The boys were slightly hurt, the - officials said. DISTINGUISHED SCHOLAR (good deals for Summer Session) There was no independent con firmation of the report. Ubyan offi LECTURE SERIES Office at 120 NO Ave cials were restricting foreign Presents ~7/256-5716 reporters to their hotels except for Call Anytime escorted trips. PROFESSOR ANTHONY M. TROZZOLO Ubyan leader Moammar ~ Khadafy's No. 2 man, Staff Maj. Huisking Professor of Chemistry Abdel-Saiam )alloud, held a news conference Friday and accused the United States of bombing Ubya be cause attempts· to have Khadafy poisoned had failed. FRESHMEN:are you looking Jalloud also said Ubya may offer to get involved in naval bases to the Soviet Union if the Student Government next year? Applications are now available for Sophmore Advisory Council Reps. Kilburn and Sophmore Class Commissioners continued from page I are available in the Student Activities of Beirut for 20 years until he disap Solid-State Photochromism: Office (8:30-4:30) 1st floor LaFortune peared on Dec. 3, 1984. The Ylide and its Odyssey He had not been seen in public Applications due by 5:00pm, Friday, since, although Tim Kilburn said the April 25 at the Student Activities Office family had heard from unidentified APRIL 21st 8:00PM sources that he was still alive until All interested are encouraged to apply this week. Five other American kidnap vic tims are stlll missing in Lebanon. MEMORIAL LIBRA. Y AUDITORIUM ---~-~- -·~------~-- --~ --
Accent Monday, April 21, 1986 - page 5 A·n T·o·s·t·a·l All this for a room? Dave Dvorak Something for everyone Out of the lunch box
DOUG ANDERSON oompicks. Mention those two words on campus these days, and you'll features writer By the way, the number of events laying out. I think An Tostalis just R see students begin to change Into something less than human. related to food Is an interesting organized recreation for all these Pulses rise, palms grow sweaty, and eyes dart nervously. In more or those of you who don't know, statistic. Nearly 20 percent of all the people- they'd .all be out there severe cases, students will develop long, fang-like teeth and an tomorrow Is the beginning of An activities require some kind of anyway," stated Mike Farnan. An F abnormal overgrowth of facial hair. Tostal. lbis week of debauchery has eating prowess, whether it be choc Tostal also allows students to relax Yes, it's time for that traumatic year-end ritual when students grown drastically since Its Incep olate cream pie, cereal, licorice, or one last time before finals, which rearrange friendships and backstab their peers. Tempers flare, egos tion In 1967. hot peppers. gives all a much needed rest. are bruised, and emotional rollercoasters run wildly out of control. "With all of the pressure on the All for a stupid dorm room. students throughout the year, I St. Mary's held room picks shortly before spring break. As usual, there were all kinds of frantic negotiations, followed by heartaches, AH ToST.1L think we'd all go crazy if it weren't for An Tostal," quoted one sobs, and annoying high-pitched shrieks. anonymous Oak Room dweller, "It's At Notre Dame, the fun begins this week, when rectors post lists good that we can blow everything of dorm residents' names that have been randomly scrambled by a off for a while and relax. I'm always computer. These lists give the order in which students will choose ready for the last few weeks of their rooms. school after I've had so much fun H your name happens to show up near the top of the list, you'll during An Tostal. I can't walt until it suddenly become very popular. Since you can choose one of the starts up this week." ·best and largest rooms in the dorm, everybody wants to be your roommate. Friends come crawling out of the woodwork. In fact, the entire campus seems They begin to drop by for social visits, they offer to do your to be waiting for this festival. Talk in homework, they leave six-packs of imported beer by your door. the dining halls and dorms center Those in biology lab go so far as to name their fetal pig after you. around events and possible low test It's very moving. scores resulting from indulgence In But somehow you see through it all and realize that these these events. "friends" are merely flattering you, using you. Upperclassmen advise poor In All for a stupid dorm room. nocent freshmen In the ways of An Along with the room pick lists, the rectors will often post floor , Tostal - where to go, what events to plans, indicating the size and location of all the rooms in the dorm. ,..AIUDPIT TEMPTATION be sure to go to. An Tostalls one of For the entire week before room picks, crowds of students the few happenings, except for congregate by the floor plan posters continuously, picking out pasta night at dining hall, that af which rooms they want, and devising plots to assure getting those Stutlng as a three day festival, An But what makes An Tostal so fects everyone on campus. rooms. Tostal now covers six days: Timid special? Surely It Isn't the eating For example, a couple of years ago, a hulking football player In Tuesday, Wicked Wednesday, contests or the)ell-0 wrestling. Nobody Is Immune from the 'An my dorm wanted to make sure that nobody else picked Room 21 7 - 'lbirsty Thursday, Frivolous Friday, Many students feel that it is a Tostal bug.' Signs of infection are a the room he wanted. On room pick night, he simply stood in front Sunny Saturday, and Serene Sunday. of the floor plan, his broad shoulders blocking Room 21 7 from everyone's view. Not only has the •length of the At one point in the evening, a scrawny freshman walked up to festival increased, but new events him. have also increased dramatically. "Excuse me, sir," the frosh said, "but can you please step aside a Since 1984, 23 events have been little?" added. Students now have the op "Nope." portunity to engage In 75 diJferent "I just want to see if Room 217 Is available on the floor plan," the activities during An Tostal. Classes freshman persisted. rank as 76th In the list of things to "Usten, pal," said the big Junk, "if you take Room 21 7 I will do during An Tostal, even for en personally see to it that the only room you'll need is a pine box." gineers. The freshman had a sudden change of heart, deciding that fourth floor would be a much better choice. The experience left permanent emotional scars on the freshman. The name An Tostalis Gaelic for He never came near Room 21 7 again. In fact, the poor kid was "the festival." The Irish celebrate a terrified by the very number. Every time he read a book and got to similar festival, although their ac page 217, he would suddenly turn pale, begin to tremble, and tivities are less adventurous than quickly skip to the next page. Jell-0 wrestling. The spirit of the All because of a stupid dorm room. festival lives on, however; It There are many considerations to take into account when presents something for everyone. , EC:J(j TlfROWIN4 ,-tfJSCALCULATI ON " choosing a room. Last year, a friend of mine made sure to choose a room on the There are many traditional west side of the dorm so the mornlng sun wouldn't bother him as favorites, among the most popular chance for people to get out and severe rash encountered when he slept off his hangovers. are the chariot races and the enjoy themselves after a winter of entering the library and a fully Another friend chose a particular room because of the excellent bookstore basketball games. being locked in dorm rooms, the stocked refrigerator. Don't try to TV reception it got for shows like Double Jeopardy and Divorce However, many of the new events library, and Briget's. fight It, though, It shouldn't last Court. should be quite popular given more than a week. As An Tostal I've even heard of a Notre Dame rugby player who purposely enough time. Who could resist the "I think that it Is a good chance Chairman Kendra Erven advises, chose a room that he knew was roach- and rodent-infested. He glamour of cow chip throwing for everybody to get out. All you " ... put away those books, pull out wanted to save a few bucks on late-nlght snacks. throwing. or the thrill of eating as have to do Is look outside, and the your sunglasses, and prepare to These are all valid considerations. But when students begin to much popcorn as humanly pos quads are full of people throwing a enjoy- An Tostal comes but once a quibble about one room over another because of an extra six sible? Frisbee or a football, or even just year!" inches in length, the situation gets to be pretty absurd. The quibbles lead to quarrels, the quarrels iead to shouting matches, shouting matches lead to violence, and violence leads to bloodshed. All for a stupid dorm room. When the room pick process is left up to random computer lists and the self-centered, ineffective negotiations of students, feelings are inevitably going to be hurt and friendships are going to suffer. However, I have an all-new solution that would end room pi~k problems forever.l propose that each dorm sponsor an intrahall mud-wrestling tournament, in which all residents would be required to participate. The winner of the tournament would get the room of his choice, followed by the second place finisher, and so on. No discussion or verbal agreements would be allowed to take place. Everything would be settled in the mud-wrestling pit. Instead of hurt feelings and severely damaged friendships, there would be just a few bruises and pulle~ muscles. You're probably thinking that mud-wrestling might be a bit harsh for the women's dorms. I agree- women shouldn't have to get mud in their hair and underneath their nalJs. Therefore, I propose a milder alternative for women -JELL-0 wrestling. I'm sure the ND administration wouldn't ever take my plan 11 ~PUL .. K f. VENT tHIS Y£111? ANO IN£ MosT seriously. They'd probably say it was a stupid idea. Well, that's right To~TAL JIAf &eN -TilE I(IIAPAFY i lJBY,fll'' -it is a stupid idea, a delightfully stupid idea. All for a stupid dorm room. ~i~~~_()__ l_._ll __ t ______M_o_nd_~_,A_pr_il-21-,1-98-6--p-ag-e6 Islam has strict principles on use of violence
I would like to respond to the issues raised these two limits, come many categories which diers of Islam must not kill the helpless appreciates and invites people to. But what by Nancy Hansen in her article :Islam does differ in the degree of their faith. Since no one people. The helpless here are defined as those does peace mean? Does it mean a case of no not condone terrorism, violence." But before· is pedect, we cannot evaluate Islam as a who are not equipped for war nor participat war, nor terrorism? I talk aboUt the position of Islam from issues religion, through the conduct of any category ing in it. That is to say, in Islam, the goal does Of course no war, nor terrorism is a part of like war, terrorism, and peace, I want to refer of its followers, especially when we start from not justify the mean. If you want to be rich, the peace process, but it does not mean neces briefly to the misunderstanding of Islam on the bottom. this is a noble goal, but this does not justify to sarily peace. The oppressor may have the the part of many people. Islam is not a group of people, it is a group of steal This means, in Islam, the goal must be power to keep the oppressed silent for a principles. We evaluate the behavior of the noble and the mean must be noble too, and while. This case of silence cannot be Abdelkader M. followers of Islam through the Islamic prin this is what makes the war legitimate. described as a case of peace. It may be a case of ciples, rather than the other way around. For The violation of any of the conditions peace for the oppressor, but surely it is not someone to evaluate Islam, he needs to go to which are related to the goals or the means of for the oppressed. guest column its basic sources: the Quaran and the tradition war (as mentioned before), turns the Peace by its nature cannot be separated of its prophet "Mohamed" (Peace be upon legitimate war to terrorism. That is, a war for from justice. Peace must be for all, otherwise him). it is not a peace. Terrorism may be the il People mix usually between the world illegitimate goal (like aggression or occupa tion) is terrorism, a use of illegitimate ways legitimate child of oppression or may not. It "Muslims" and the world "Islam." However, Let us now talk about the thcee issues that may be the black market in which people look there is a difference between both of them. we mentioned before. In Islam the war is jus and methods (like killing helpless people) r even to achieve legitimate goals is terrorism. for freedom in a society that keeps the prices Islam as a religion is a group of principles that tified only to defend and protect the self, the Needless to say, a use of illegitimate ways and quiet by force, where there is no freedom in have been sent down by God (Allah) to refine property and the religion against any external methods to achieve illegitimate goals is the the controlled market. But any way Islam sup the conduct of people. Muslims are a group of aggession. Let me quote here from tJte holy top of terrorism. ports neither the black market nor the con people who believe in Islam. But Muslims are Quaran, "Fight in the cause of God those who trolled one. not equal in the degree of their following the fight you, but do not transgress limits; for God But what is peace? First of all, peace is one of But what does peace mean? It does mean priniciples of Islam. loves not transgressors" ch2 verse: 190. From the names of God in Islam. The greeting that the disappearance of the reasons behind war On the top, comes the one who tries to live this verse it is clear that war justified in Islam the Muslims are to use in their dally life is and terrorism and with them war and ter every Islamic principle in his life. At the bot is not for aggression. But even for the jus "peace on you." The word "Islam" is derived rorism. tom, comes the one who does not have anyth tified war, Islam put what we call "the morals from the Arabic word "Salam" which means Abdelkader M. ts a graduate student at Notre ing from Islam except the name. Between of war." These morals mandate that the sol- peace. That is, peace is a concept that Islam Dame. P.O. BoxQ
diversity of the employers who interview at desperate forensic technique. We find that Career and Placement Notre Dame. - University policy is a "damning indictment of Catholic rules on sex We encourage all students to support the state of the Catholic faith at Notre Dame" serves students well Career and Placement and to attend the while students and faculty supporting that do not restrict freedom numerous events it sponsors throughout the policy are in all probability in danger oflosing Dear Editor: Dear Editor: year. The opportunities it provided have their souls. This letter is in response to Julie Maier's let On behalf of the many seniors who have given us a significant advantage over the can When argument sinks to this level we are all ter about premarital sex. It is not true that the recently completed their job search, we didates at other competitive institutions. the worse for it. I don't suggest that we should Church's teaching against premarital sex is in would like to express our sincere apprecia As seniors who will reflect on this time with ignore the relevance of the Catholic tradition sulting to the divinity and freedom of the in tion to Kitty Arnold, Paul Reynolds, and the positive memories, we owe much of this in addressing troublesome social and political dividual. In fact, the experience many have entire staff at Career and Placement Services. feeling to the professionals at Career and issues. Indeed, we have an obligation to do so. had with sex, even in the most meaningful As the beneficiaries of their efforts, we wish to Placement who have served us well. But on most social and political issues the relationships, shows us the tragic conse thank them for the hours of group seminars, tradition does not speak in a single voice. quences of ignoring God's law. Marriage loses its sacredness when this spe personal consultations and the numerous Paul Aiello Chip DiGiovanna There is no one Catholic or Christian events they have sponsored throughout the Pat Collins John Moran response to a complex issue like investment cial act is not held in its correct context. If recent interview process. · Richard Conklin Peter Thursby in South Africa. Sensitive men and women, marriage is not kept sacred, often people do · From the introductory sessions that ac Bryan Dedrick indeed committed Catholic men and wom not understand that it means for better or for worse; and many of my friends who come quaint juniors with successful interview and Notre Dame students nen, disagree on what is the best strategy or job search techniques through their reloca means for achieving justice in that part of the from divorced families can witness to this tion services, Career and Placement has been world. And I should hope that they would tragedy of errant sexual practices. an invaluable asset and resource during this No one Catholic stand continue to disagree and not march in lock In no way does the law against sex before crucial stage of our college experience. step to any tune struck up by the most pas marriage constrain people's true freedom. Having friends at other schools who often on complex issues sionate believers among us. It may surprise Rather, people who follow this law in the way complain quite vocally about the quality of the passionate believers that others among us that Christ intended are set free for a gift of services provided by their career and place Dear Editor: who may disagree with them do have con themselves to others in a much more ment offices, we feel fortunate to have a ded PhllUp Lao's response (The Observer, April sciences informed by Catholic principles. We meaningful human love, which can endure icated and professional stlllf which is 15) to the University's policy on investment simply may disagree on how conscience is to the tensions and tragedies to which we are all committed to continually improving its in South Africa is an old refrain that we hear be applied to a specific situation. So this is a subject. service to students. over and over again. When all arguments fail, plea for more tolerance and less self Those who are eager to explain this law's Recognizing that flaws exist in some and a student or a faculty member cannot get righteousness. position are not judging the heart of their fel programs, the staff has made strides toward his way on a social issue, the Catholic or Chris low people. To assume this is to misinterpret upgrading services and developing new tian card is pulled out of the deck in the confi Donald P. Kommers the intentions of the Church in giving us its programs. Foremost among these improve dent expectation that it will trump all Edttor of The Review ofPolitics laws. Paul Kueber ments has been increasing the number and opposing views. It's an interesting and rather Professor ofGovernment and Law Keenan Hall
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The Observer Monday, April 21, 1986 - page 7 Sports Briefs Baseball standings
NATIONAL LEAGUE The Blue-Gold football game will be held The An Tostal bike race will be held Thursday, IMt Saturday, April 26 at 1:30 p.m. In Notre Dame Stadium. Notre Dame April 24, on the Saint Mary's campus. All interested two-person relay w L Pet. 08 St. Louie 7 2 .778 and Saint Mary's students will be admitted upon presentation of a teams must register by tomotTOw. For more Information call John Plltaburgh 5 2 .714 1 current ID card at gates 15 and 16 only. Generai admission tickets Cahill at 283-2506.- Tbe Obseroer NewYor1< 5 3 .825 1.5 Montreal 4 8 .400 3.5 are available to the public at gate 10 of the ACC. The cost for adults is Philadelphia 3 8 .333 4 J3 ( f4 on game day) and U for youth ( U.50 on game day).- Tbe Chicago 2 7 .222 5 Obseroer Houston 8 3 .727 San Francisco -8 4 .887 .5 The An Tostal Hangover 5-K will be San Diego 7 7 .500 2.5 run AHanta 4 8 .400 3.5 The ND baseball team dropped a doubleheader to held on Saturday, April 26, at 9:30 a.m. starting at Stepan Center. Cincinnati 4 8 .400 3.5 Detroit on Saturday, losing by scores of 8-6 and 13-10 in 10 innings. Registration will take place the morning of the race at 8:30, aiso at LoeAngelea 4 8 .308 5 Yesterday's twinbill was rained out, and will be made up today.- Tbe Stepan. For more Information callJefiWesthoven at 283-3559.- Tbe ,...... ,...... 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MBA • MBA · MBA : Are you guy11 lick of HAPPENED TO FIND A BASKETBALL HIGH I!NI!RGY SOUTHERN PARISH. 151.230/yt'. Now Hiring. Call 805.a87- and better than everl being told grades 11111 not eve The Observer Monday, April 21, 1986 - page 8 On Sunday, there was a scare in year's champ, Fun Bunch Finale, the game between Four Fags and a over O.D.,3 Throats and Some Duke Bookstore Zahmbie and Challenger, Go To Fu.l by a final of 2I-I 0. Pete Herbert continuedfrompage 12 Throttle. John Darrow of the Chal made all of his five shooting at lenger team was rushed to the hospi tempts as Mr.Coffey and the Non of-15 from the field for Tequilla tal after taking a bad spill while going Dairy Creamers took a 21-1 5 victory White lightning. Ian Larkin and Eric for a rebound. Mark Sullivan, who from 5 Guys Without Uberty Bowl Bellafronto tried their best, but scored eight baskets for Challenger, Sweats. WBBS With Ed Smerciak these two basketball players could said that Darrow feeling better and is beat Smite-Make Someone's Day, 2I- not even hit the side of a barn for We home at Grace. 14, as Dan Dressel made 6 of his 7 Can't Jam But We'll Slam Your attempts from the field. Finally, The Mama. They combined to shot a less Challenger, Go Full Throttle had Shysters easily handled Leon Klin than impressive 0-of-6. to continue the game with only four ghoffer and the 4 Assasins, 21-8. ·-oestinailon Stepan came one sfep -· players~"1iiillivan commented thar closer to its goal. They defeated 4 once they lost Darrow, the team In today's big games, Lee's BBQ, . . . Whipped Faggots and a could no longer play effective led by Jim Dolan and Steve Homeboy by a score of 21-12. Chris defense. Beuerline, faces Goldprick and the Hagenow and Ed Jordanich shot an Wiretappers, who are lead by Tom identical 5-of13 from the field to The rest of Sunday's action was Sluby, on Bookstore Court 9 at 6: 15. lead Destination Stepan to victory. characterized by the dominate play On Bookstore Court I 0 at 6:15, Tofu For 4 P.W.F.A.A.H., everyone had an of top seeded teams. The Embarass Chaka Khan will play Los Milandros. I off day shooting from the field. The ing Stains, lead by Tim Kempton, On Stephan Court I at 6:15, Hill best shooting percentage for the defeated the Return of Red Red Billies face Mr. Coffey and the Non f team was Andy Cross who made Wine 21-14. Lee's BBQ also beat Dairy Creamers. On Stephan Court 6 I only two of his eight attempts for a Shaffu by a 21-14 score. Steve Treacy at 6: I5, Fun Bunch Finale will play hot 25 percent shooting average. scored seven baskets to lead last the Redwings. The final week begins ••. Oakland's jose Causeco leaps in vain for a ball btt by Min llen'allocll Conceived and originally choreographed by Eucharist is our Gift . .. >Ou can live it for life! 'l". Brotht'r Rt h.·r• 7.L't'l!l'r'>. "\.~.~. Jerome Robbins Voc.·atiPn Coonhnat:u I.U:' W. Hurri•on ~t. Musical Score combosed by Leonard Bernstein Chil·t~gu. IL Ollht'"~ \e\, I am mll'n.·sh,•d in infnrm:uion ahnUI Thc.· Blc!<.'iCd \:tl'f:111lt'OI r~uht'l"\ and Brother.. 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They had a pretty relent snapped a 13-game winless streak on 'J League playoff series, the Was less forecheck, banging our defen St. Louis ice. Ihnacak opened scoring hington Capitals say they'll have to semen, banging our forecheckers. at 9: 14 of the second period and keep hitting if they want to win "They were very tenacious and Fergus scored 1 5 minutes later by tonight's third game. they got those breaks early and then tipping in Salming's shot. "If we don't come out with fire in they got confidence and more con lhnacak picked up a rebound of our eyes, it will be a tough game," fidence. After a blowout like this, Greg Terrion's blocked shot to beat Washington right wing Craig Laugh you have to look for the positive. sprawling Blues goalie Greg Millen. lin said as the best-of-seven Patrick The bright side is we got a split in Fergus' goal, at 4:56 of the final Division finals at Madison Square Washington, but now we've got to period, came as Blues defenseman Garden. come back and take two in New Charlie Bourgeois was attempting to ' ...... ,F ...... _. .... ,.._ .. Washington's resounding 8-l vic York." tie both him and Toronto right wing tory at the Capital Centre in Lan Montreal also evened its series Rick Valve up in front of Millen. .. dover, Md., Saturday night tied the with Hartford, as Guy Carbonneau series at 1- l and featured some of scored two goals to lead the Toronto, while dominating a con ' the toughest checking the Capitals Canadiens to a 3· l victory at the test marked by close checking and have done in the playoffs so far. It Montreal Forum. That series shifts to numerous player altercations, won erased memories of Thursday Hartford tonight. for the first time on Arena ice since night's 4-3 overtime loss to the In last night's games, prevailing 6-3 on Feb. 17, 1983. Rangers after which Washington They were 0-11-2 during the long Coach Bryan Murray accused his Maple Leafs 3, Blues 0 drought. team of playing soft hockey. "We told our players to bump Oilers 6, Flames 5 their defensemen," Murray said. ST. LOUIS · Peter Ihnacak banged in a second-period rebound and EDMONTON - Glenn Anderson ·-_,_;of "When we hit, we gel: involved and scored at I :04 of overtime to give ' j we score. No doubt, bodychecking Tom Fergus tipped in a second .. • • l'. •, : ' was the key. We have to continue period power-play goal, leading the the Edmonton Oilers a 6-5 decision ret'ff,;.·~. that. We have to think of Monday Toronto Maple Leafs to a 3·0 tri over the Calgary Flames last night to Tbc Oboervcr/Bob Jonn night's game as the critical one for umph last night over the St. Louis deadlock their NHL smythe Division Steve Beuerleln, sbown rolling out during spring practice, was us.u Blues behind Ken Wregget's goal finals at one victory apiece. named Notre Dame's top quarterback by Irisb bead coacb Lou Hitting is also a key for the tending to tie their NHL playoff Anderson took a short pass from Holtz following Saturday's scrimmage. Marty Strase bas details on Rangers, who must rebound from series at a game apiece. Dave Lumley, cut to the front of the Holtz' decision and tbe scrimmage In bls story beginning on page their worst beating of the playoffs so Borje Salming scored Toronto's net and pushed a backhand shot into ll. far. But they rebounded from a 7-1 other goal with a shot into an open the corner. loss to Philadelphia in the fourth net with 1:13 remaining. Wregget Games 3 and 4 of the best-of game of their first-round series to kicked out 35 shots to record his seven series will be played in Cal gary tomorrow and Thursday nights. your e win the decisive game on the road. first NHL playoff shutout. Help Prevent Birth Defects Town and Country ~ Support the Iorber Shop, Mllhawak Zoeller wins Heritage golf tourney optU\9-6, Mon. -sat. 'lft ~!~ICQU?_~~ As8odated Press Greg Norman, Chip Beck and Roger Bernhard Langer of West Ger Maltbie waiting for a playoff that many, the defending title-holder, HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C. - suddenly became unnecessary. went to a 75 - 10 shots higher than Fuzzy Zoeller went leaping in the air Zoeller's ninth career victory · his Saturday score- and finished well when a 72nd-hole birdie found the and his second in this elite event - back at 285. cup and made him a one-stroke win was worth J81,000 from the total Zoeller, a two-shot leader going ner yesterday in the Sea Pines purse of $450,000 and pushed Zoel into the round, lost that when he CHR S' Heritage Classic. ler's earnings for the season to drove deep into' the woods on the Zoeller, who blew a two-shot lead $221,335, third on the list.. first hole, required four strokes to with a double bogey on the first Norman, also a· runner-up in the reach the putting surface and even hole, capped his comeback with the Masters a week ago, Maltbie and tually made double bogey. 12- to 15-foot birdie putt under the Beck tied for second at 277. Maltbie He also made bogey on the third ICE CREAM shadow of the red-and-white striped had a dosing round of 69. Norman hole and reached the turn in 39. At The Second Annual Chris' lighthouse. had a 70. And Beck birdied the 18th that point, he was three shots behind That got him back to par 71 for the for a 70. Roger Maltbie. Ice Cream Eating Contest struggling round, lifted him out of a jay Haas, in the title chase untll "I almost let it get out of reach," multiple-man tie for the top and the final hole, matched par 71 and Zoeller said, "but this is the type of APRIL 23 ·MAY 4 provided him with his second vic was another stroke back at 278. golf course that nobody is going to tory of the season. He was followed by Ray Floyd, run away with it." Dorm that eats the most ice cream Zoeller, bad back and all, took a Tom Kite and Ken Green at 279. He made a long putt, perhaps 30 will win skipping step as the ball neared the None really got in the hunt, and feet, for birdie on the 11th. Maltbie hole, then went airborne as it moved up only with fast finishes. bogeyed the 14th, missing the dropped in. Green birdied the last three holes green, and Zoeller was back in it 10'/,qfTOTAL PROFIT It completed a 72-hole total of for a 67. Kite had the same. And when he threw a soft little shot 276, 8 under par on the Harbour Floyd shot 66 in the mild, breezy inside of a foot for a tap-in birdie mo Town Golf Links, and left Australian overcast weather. ments later on the same hole. Distinguished Alumni Passer continued from page 12 ure Series "At this point our main concern is protecting the passer.lt's all a matter of consistency on the offensive line presents and pass protection is essential If we're going to win." The Irish round out the 1986 Donald J. Barr, spring with their final week of practice, culminating in the annual ublisher of Sports lllustr Blue-Gold game on Saturday at 1:30. Holtz and his coaching staff will divide the players for the game eit her tomorrow or Wednesday. the nation's leading "(The Blue-Gold game) is for war," Holtz said. "That's a com sports magazine pletely different story from a scrimmage. This scrimmage was good in that we needed to get a little competition, and I think we ac complished some things. But next weekend is for real." EXTRA POINTS - Senior tailback Monday' April 21 Come see his spectacular Sports Hiawatha Francisco, who under 4 pm video presentation went arthroscopic knee surgery over the off season and was ex Memorial Library Auditorium and catch a glimpse of this we~k's pected to be sidelined during spring workouts, caught an eight-yard pass in Saturday's scrimmage·: Holtz ~------~ removed him immediately after ______ti Sports Illustrated II wards, however, saying he "will take no chances." r The Observer Monday, April 21, 1986 - page 10 I I I I ND track finishes 2nd I I I at intercollegiate meet I By EDJORDANICH second behind Gilmore. Both I Sports writer sprinters qualified for the IC4A's. I Gilmore and Ragunas also ran well The Notre Dame track team in the 200-meter race, finishing finished second to Indiana State in second and third respectively. ! the Indiana Intercollegiate meet run Javelin thrower Brian Driscoll I on Saturday at the IU-PUI track in In scored points in the field with a I dianapolis. throw of 194 feet, 3 inches to win I The Irish totaled 129 points for the event. Freshman John Euster I mann was fifth, and junior Steve I the meet which left them 38 points I behind the Sycamores and ahead of DeMartino was sixth in the javelin. I Indiana, Purdue and Ball State in the Three runners placed in the BOO I twenty team competition. meter race. John McNelis' 152:3 I gave him the runner-up spot, and I The Irish had several individual Robert Nobles and Jeff Van Wie I winners for the day. They included earned fourth and fifth place I Tom War.tl, who ran 30:54 to win finishes. Senior Jim Tyler was third I the 10,000-meter race, and Rick in the 1,500-meter with a time of I Mulvey whose 9:12 3,000-meter 3:49. steeplechase earned him first place Notre Dame relay teams had a honors. Mulvey's time also qualified couple of top three finishes in In him for the IC4A Championships in dianapolis. The 4 by 100 team of late May. Ragunas, Van Pearcy, Gilmore, and Saturday was also a good day for James McGuire was third and the 4 by 400 team of Nobles, McNelis, Irish sprinters. Phil Gilmore won the Atlanta's Dominique Wilkins tries to block a tbe NBA's regular season scoring leader, bad 50 Tyler and Dave Warth finished 100-meter dash in 10.64 seconds sbot by Chicago's MtcbaeiJordan In a game earlier points in tbe Hawks' win over tbe Piston's on Satur and set a new meet record in the second in its race. tbts season. jordan scored 63 points in tbe Bull's day. process. He was followed closely by Next Friday and Saturday the Irish double-overtime Joss to Boston yesterday. Wilkins, fellow runner Tony Ragunas who will be in Des Moines, Iowa, for the finished in third place, .06 of a Drake Relays. Denison fought back and tied the quarter, Joe Franklin built the Irish =··············································· score at 3·3 on a goal by Jay Duggan lead to I 0-7 as he tallied with only with 1:42 remaining in the quarter. 15 seconds elapsed in the quarter. Medium (anvtopping)f Irish Grote, however, scored his second Two more Denison goals closed out i12 PIZZA continued from page 12 goal of the quarter with 29 seconds the scoring in the third quarter ! with extra cheese • left to give the Irish a 4-3 advantage which saw the Irish cling to a slim • • at the end of the period. 10-9 advantage. • • and did the little thigs well," Denison seemed to pick up some The final quarter saw the Irish i PLUS ! remarked O'leary. "On defense Mike momentum at the beginning of the jump out to a 12-9 lead on a goal by • • Rice, Wally Stack and Jim Fallon all second quarter as they scored two Lanahan from Franklin. Denison • • came up with the big plays when we quick goals with Judd Donnelly scored again to make it 12-10, but needed them. Also, goalkeeper Matt picking up the final tally. But the day the Irish scored twice more to put ! Garlic Bread with cheese i McQuillan had some very important belonged to Franklin, who coun the game out of reach and win a very :• Delivery Orders Only •: saves for us at the end of the game." tered both goals with two of his important Midwest battle. After the • • "Overall, we played quite well own. The last coming on a sensa game, Franklin was optimistic about • • throughout the entire game. Our tional spin move to the goal with therest of the season. (plus delivery and tax) guys were very aggressive and 7:35 left In the quarter to make it 6- "It was a great win for us. We passed well to the open man. Last 5. worked together real well," said ·=·· $5.25 ··=· year Denison embarrassed us. Our Denison came back with two Franklin. Hopefully, the rest of the • • kids came out knowing what they more unanswered goals to take a 7-6 season we can stick it out." f Limited Delivery Area 5 had to do which was to be aggressive lead, but after sophomore Tom Teammate Tom Grote was also and to run hard and they did it." Lanahan found Jim Shields, the Irish happy with the the win and his ! -"•to• ~ ~ i The Irish started quickly, as never trailed in the contest. At teammates' play. Franklin scored his first goal at 12: 19 halftime the Irish led 9· 7 as freshman "This was the best game we've i \-~f/3° ~Pizza ! In the first quarter. After senior co John Olmstead and junior Dave had all season. Our attackers were : c,O : captain Tom Grote scored, Franklin O'Neill both placed shots In the net able to put away all their oppor • • followed with another goal off of a off of terrific passes from Grote. tunities," said Grote. "We waited all • • beautiful assist from junior Jim Just as he started out the scoring season for them (Denison) and : 52929 u.s. lll'bth.. : Shields to give the Irish a 3·0 lead. in the early moments in the first today we met the task" : ...... ,_....., ___ __ : i 277-5880 i Thankstoyou... \Aha• Unl-.ct ..._ Forfeit it wo rk s... s ! GoodforSundaysandMondays i forALLOFU : only .,ith coupon : continued from page 12 e••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• I Sunday to We Weren't Cheerleaders • In High School. Shooting Back, last year's bookstore champions with field hockey player Christina Wein nman, Improved the team sig nificantly with the addition of former Irish star Trena Keys. Keys Jed the Irish women to two straight I~ North Star Conference titles on her I way to becoming the all-time scoring leader for Notre Dame, with a total of 1,589 points In her career. "We didn't know we had a game," Welnnman explained the forfeit. "It was a misunderstanding." The women's title goes up for grabs with the removal of Shooting Back from the tourney. The new favorite would have to be second Applications For Freshman Orientation seeded and last year's runner-up, Executive Committee Available In Student Revenge of the Quixotic Quint. The Activities Office Quint had an easy time this weekend with victories over the Daiquiri Deadline: Wednesday, April23rd, 5:00pm Dolls and Popcorn and the Jakes. I Fourth-seeded The Almosts glided over 4 Geeks and a Feminist and 5 Girls with just one ball. Un l ranked Double Decker Oreo Cookie I were merciless In victories over 5 I People 'Qualified' to Talk About Sex I and We Don't Know What to Call Ourselves. Talent and Intensity puts Oreo Cookie among the heavy favorites, especially with the demise f of Shooting Back. In another surprise, the Fighting Chicken Patties fell to the Pacers, Student Government t 18-21. Balanced scoring from the Regina hall crew edged the heavy favorite Lewis halllnterhall champs. 1 1 ~~.cll.at~------M-o_n_d_a_y,_A_p_rt-·1_2_1,_1_9_8_6_-_P_ag_e_l__ l Bloom County Berke Breathed The Far Side Gary Larson ~-21 © 1986 Universal Press Syndicate MY fKI~/oi{J~ /011 GOP.. IE~ MR. PIII.LIIS ... MY fR!tiWS / MlfHIN& YOVI? f!?fetl~ 9etr!f? 1lJ tiff 1H6 ~~~ H6Ke 1rJ Sf'IRIT-' OF II ttffiN IN fi6&}-W. f'HYSfCI/t C/?15/S -niiiN If SlfOW Of t.IJYIItfY 8Y HIS COMPIIfJR~S / Zeto Kevin Walsh "You call this a niche?" 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LITTLE Y? The Student Activities Board Movies Commission and Publicity Commission are looking for workers for 1986-87. If interested, contact the SAB office at 239-7757. It pays! s~ 0 rt s Monday,April21, 1986-page 12 Men's and women's Bookstore enter final week Seeded teams Women's field playing strong down to sweet 16 By MICHAEL KEEGAN By KATHLEEN McKERNAN Sports Writer Sports Writer The third round has ended. There are only Surptising serious first and second-round sixty four teams left that have a shot to be play opened the women's bookstore basket crowned champions of Bookstore Basketball ball tournament this weekend. Highly physi XV. Starting tomorrow, the tournament will cal play and terrible weather made the battle play one round per day with no games being from 62 to the finall6 teams all the more diffi played on Thursday. By Sunday, we will have cult. our champion. But that's not to say there were not some This weekend's action produced no major light moments. upsets as all of the pre-tournamnent favorites 4 Frogs and a Umey took creative costum won their contests. ing beyond the ubiquitous Hawaiian shorts On Saturday, last year's freshmen sensation, look. In the game against For the Helluvit, the Tofu Chaka Khan, used a combination of Frogs sponed a large green paper amphibian balanced scoring and sharp passing to defeat on their backs as a means of identification. F.A.Q. Again 21-11. Shawn Hoban and Jim They completed their uniform with parisian scarf ensembles. The lone Umey modeled Union Jack running shorts and a paper citrus Bookstore fruit. The 4 Frogs and a Umey partisans added to Basketball the foreign atmosphere of the game by leading the crowd in French cheers and occasionally slipped into English to offer helpful sugges tions. For the Helluvit fought back valiantly, Welsh led the tast break offense of Tofu Chaka but the Frogs, even without the home team's Khan which proved much too quick for the advantage, held onto a 21-19 victory to ad slower F.A.Q. Again team. Hoban, Bill Zidell vance to the second round. and Matt Hanley had five buckets apiece for Yesterday's rain scared away the Frogs, the winners. Mark Bridenstine and Tim Hil however, as they forfeited toP. W.'s Pee Wees. lenbrand each scored four times for F.A.Q. The PeeWees advanced to the second round Again. with a 21-18 victory over Screaming Or Also on Saturday, Tequilla White Ughtnlng ganisms led by Cathy Schaeffer's 9 points. handily defeated We Can't Jam But We'll Slam Porta Ptt, led by joseph Price ( 40) downed Soccer Burger, 21-10, The bookstore women's field almost com Your Mama by a final score of 21-8. Chris as tbe tbtrd round came to a close. Mike Keegan details tbts pletely opened up Sunday when the highly Nanni and Chris Carlson combined to shot 12- weekend's action tn bts story at left, wbtle Kathleen McKernan bas favored Shooting Back team forfeited its game tbe women's action tn ber story at rlgbt. see BOOKSTORE, page 8 see FORFEIT, page 10 Holtz names Beuerlein top QB heading to Blue-Gold game By MARlY STRASEN scrimmage that was played under game condi quarter to cap off a 60-yard drive and open the Beuerlien found senior fullback Pernell Assistant Sports Editor tions. And while Beuerlein moved the blue scoring. But the real fireworks began in the Taylor open on a roll-out pattern for a five team downfield seemingly at will, it was sop second frame for Brown, after freshman Mark yard score, and then Green scored his second Notre Dame head football coach Lou Holtz homore flanker Tim Brown who stole much of Green boosted the first-quarter score to 13-0 touchdown of the day when he took an has made a key decision regarding his team's the show. when he went over the top on a fourth down Andrysiak handoff over the goal line from the quanerback situation. He had vowed earlier Brown, lining up in the backfield when the and goal from the one-inch line. 12. Taylor finished the day with 44 yards on in the 1986 spring season to name a number wishbone offense was used, carried the ball 10 In the ·first minute of the quarter, Brown nine carries while Green ran the ball six times one quanerback before the upcoming Blue times for 13 5 yards, a pair of touchdowns and took a pitch from Andrysiak at his own 35- for 34 yards. Gold game. added three receptions. yard line and headed for the outside. Green Fittingly, Beuerlein finished the scoring on That decision was announced after "Our receivers had a very good provided the first block when he took out a the last play of the day when he teamed up Saturday's scrimmage in Notre Dame Stadium scrimma2e," Holtz said. "Reggie (Ward), Milt pair of defenders and allowed Brown to get to with Miller on a 14-yard touchdown. - Steve Beuerlein is the man. the sideline. Senior receiver Miller made the Holtz was pleased with his team's progress "I felt going into this scrimmage that Steve final block, and Brown used his speed to and still sees the offensive line as crucial to his Beuedein was number one," Holtz said. "He Spring breeze past everyone on a 65-yard touch squad's chances for success. moved the ball well and didn't make a lot of Football down scamper. "Overall, I saw some good progress made," mistakes today. The white team scored its only points of the he said. "I was pleased with our ability to "I thought Terry Andrysiak played well also, '86 scrimmage when junior quarterback Tom eliminate the lost yardage and I thought the but right now Steve is number one because of Byrne connected on a six-yard touchdown hitting was awful good on defense. There the overall control he gives us. He throws the Qackson ), Alvin (Miller) and Timmy (Brown) pass to sophomore Kurt Zackrison, usually an were some great hits from (Wally) KJeine, ball well, moves the ball well and knows how all played well. What can you say about outside linebacker. (Robert) Banks and (Cedric) Figaro. I think to handle a team." Timmy Brown. He's a Notre Dame man in all The third and final quaner saw more we have an idea of what we have to do and Beuerlein, a junior, combined with sop respects." domination by the blue squad, which was that's important. homore Terry Andrysiak to lead the blue team Brown took a Beuerlein pitch into the end -composed of most of the frontrunners for see PASSER, page 9 in a 39-7 romp over the white team in a zone on a 13-yard scoring play in the first starting jobs in the fall. f~ ND lacr~sse wi~s 7th ·' q .J by downing Denison ...... By FRANK HUEMMER this against Washigton and Lee ear ~ Sports Writer lier in the season," said O'Leary. "This game we were able to play The Notre Dame lacrosse team well and do it for the whole game. I took a tremendous step toward the think our kids worked extremely Midwest Lacrosse Association hard." crown by defeating Denison, the In the process of the victory, the 1985 MLA champions, 14-11, on Irish all-time scoring mark was shat Alumni Field Saturday for its fifth tered by senior joe Franklin. straight win. The upset victory saw Franklin, who scored six goals on the Irish, who raised their season the afternoon, broke Bob Trocchi's record to 7-2 (2-0 in the MLA), turn career mark of 14 3 points with his in their best performance of the first goal. He now has accumulated season, as they played near perfect 150 total points on 112 goals, 24 offense and defense for the entire coming in this season, and 38 assists gan in the 60 minutes of action with nine already this year. against the Big Red from Denison. Besides Franklin's outstanding The game was characterized by performance, Coach O'Leary singled very aggressive and inspired play by out the performances of several ot the well-prepared Irish squad. Notre her key Irish players. ,.,.....,.,.,Ul,Yid Jlbcl>er Dame head coach Rich O'Leary "Franklin and (Tom) Grote both Tbe Notre Dame lacrossse team defeated Denison bas tbe details oftbe team's big win In bts story at summed up the important victory in played well together, as they scored 14-11,Saturday, toratsettsrecord to 7-2(2-0in tbe rlgbt. this manner. see IRISH, page 10 Midwest lacrosse Association) Frank Huemmer "We came close to playing like eelinr:~ Collection Box Locations South Bend Give to Broad moor 4400 S. 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FOCUS AWARDS board game. While we can't vouch that The goal is to expand the college's rep Don't forget to reserve your place in he deadline for the annual FOCUS they've captured "all the action and ex· utation beyond its local area. "Few peo· line! The phone number for Hands Awards lor student filmmakers is cilement of the TV show," (as the manu pie beyond a one or two-hundred mile Across America is 1-800-USA-9000. TMay 2, I 9H6. FOCUS is one of the facturer's promotions claim), we can tell radius know who we are," said President most prestigious student lilm contests; you that their exhibit at the recent New Dr. Miles 'I Ampersand 3 CEG: How are jazz and folk related? pie on Sting's Dream of the Blue Turtles? ]Z: To me, jazz is simply improvised ]Z: He's more of a jazz musician than a rhythmic music with a heavy folklore rock musician. The Police invented their JOE background. Pure jazz is improvisation. own brand of music and they've said they All of Dialects is improvised; in fact, two are very influenced by Weather Report. In of the tunes, "The Harvest" and "Zee one interview, Sting actually said he is try Bop," are total improvisation-com ing to emulate my vision but in a song posed, played and recorded simulta form with lyrics, etc. ZAWINFUL neously. And all the others were impro But pop musicians like Sting are so vised, but the sound of the original rare. If I were to work with him, I could On Joe Zawinful's new solo album, improvisation was not good enough, so I make him into a superior jazz singer. He's recorded them again. There was no mas got a great voice, number one. He's got "Dialects," he brings the folk sounds of the ter blueprint to the album. That would really good rhythm concepts, he's a musi world into 11is jazz. take the pure soul away That would be cian-a good bass player and he's got like trying to prepare yourself to tell a girl confidence. All the ingredients are there. BY GREG PTACEK you love her. How do you practice some thing like that? CEG: What's holding jazz back from reaching a wider audience? usic fans know Joe Zawinful's ]Z: Weather Report has a new album CEG: How has rock 'n' roll affected ]Z: The powers that control the record music far better than his name. coming outApril15. The band will proba your music? ing industry don't want jazz to be great. If Mention Weather Report, and bly tour between June and November, ]Z: To be perfectly honest, rock has jazz becomes great, then what happens to almost everyone calls them but we might have to bury the name. never had any effect on my music, aes all that other junk that so much time and theirM favorite jazz band. Even those who Wayne has his own band now and isn't money has been invested into? If you thetically Certainly, there have been aren't intimately familiar with their music part of Weather Report anymore. Wayne great rock musicians. Jimi Hendrix own a restaurant and you really think know the tune of "Birdland," the hit sin and I share the copyright for the name, so comes immediately to mind. But Weather you've got a shot at making a lot of money gle he wrote for the mega-album Heavy we probably can't go under that name. If Report was not influenced by them. by selling your version of junk food, Weather (1977). Mention his name, and we can't, then it's very likely we will call We're really a traditional jazz band, in the you're going to ignore someone who tells the response tends to be, "Zawin what?", the band Weather Update. sense of Ellington and Louis Armstrong, you to serve really good food so that peo except from those jazz afficionados who that continues to explore new territory ple know what it's like. know to rank him with Miles Davis, Dave CEG: What kind of research did you do I grew up as an accordion player, play It's the same thing in the record indus Brubeck and a handful of other modern to capture the international sound you've ing with gypsies and playing folk music. try. Most people who run the industry are jazz masters. achieved on Dialects? Folk music is in my blood and my bones, in it because they like to listen to music, That's o.k. with Joe. He would much ]Z: Absolutely none. The album is just and therefore I love jazz. Rock 'n' roll and it's an easy job. They have no qualifi rather be a musician-artist than a musi my impression of the many peoples and used to be great, or at least some of it, but cations. They get a big expense account cian-celebrity Born in a Slavic town of 58 places I have visited. I was not trying to I honestly could not name live rock musi and can take their favorite stars to lunch. people in rural Austria, he's never left his imitate other culture's music. I don't even oans that I like, that I consider to be ex And whoever shakes more hands is the roots, emotionally or intellectually. Dia know any African or Japanese music. If it cellent. My kids listen to that stuff, and I most powerful. lects, his first solo album since co-found sounds authentic, it's because I'm a good do like the Talking Heads. I was never a handshaker. I'm not inter ing Weather Report with Wayne Shorter, listener. The music I created was based ested in power lunches. I'd rather eat reflects his respect for farm people and more on people's speaking patterns than CEG: What do you think of the recent lunch here with my wife and kids. I am a their folk music, whether from Austria, anything else. synthesis of pop and jazz, say, for exam- musician. I don't need cocktail parties. + Africa, Asia or Australia. On a recent sunny California morning, Zawinful sipped coffee poolside at his I"Jsadena home on a hill overlooking the Rose Bowl. His house reflects his person ality: down to earth, more comfortable than hip, pets everywhere. He shared his thoughts on his album, the impending break-up of Weather Re port, Sting as a jazz artist, rock 'n' roll, the future of jazz and the recording industry CEG: Why did you decide to make a solo album now? ]Z: I've wanted to make this album for I 5 years, but my work with Weather Re port always precluded it. When you put out an album, sometimes two albums, ev ery year, there just isn't time. Several of the songs, though, I had written many Joe Zawinlul studies an years ago. It only took me two months to upcoming project in his put it together. With Wayne [Shorter] do unpretentious home stu ing his own album, it finally gave me an dio. Uninterested in the opportunity to do mine. trappings of pop stardom, the jazz musician comes CEG What's the future for Weather Re across as a regular guy port, now that you and Wayne Shorter are who just happens to be a off on your own? musical genius. 4 Ampersand PHOTOS COURTESY OF RICHARD E. AARON/ THUNDER THUMBS WANT 10 REACH OUT AND 10UCH ME... I EAVE A MESSAGE ON MY STEREO. \. ·-~· 4 "'J.' ·~ ··~ I'M A PIONEER. AND I'M PROUD OF IT. "Chances are, I won't be home swers your phone. But it's much more when you call. But don't panic. I prom than just a fancy answering machine. ise you'll be well received. It's pure, beautiful Pioneer music. Oh, and by the way, don't be in Pioneer's Intelligent System. sulted if I don't call you back right away. It speaks your language ... in I may just decide to listen to some more ways than one. music. First:' THE PIONEER INTELLIGENT Pioneer Electronics (USA) lnc.,IA>ng Beach, CA Pioneer FJectronica or Canada, Inc., Ontario, Canada SYSTEM.It's so brilliant ... it even an- ©1986 Pioneer Electronics (USA) Inc. CA1CH THE SPIRIT OF ATRUE PIONEER. (Right) In Top Gun, Tom Cruise plays a cocky Navy Pi· lot who doesn't like to play by the rules and who's so good, he might get away with it (Below) Cruise confronts his rival (Val Kilmer, left), a by the-book star pilot TOP GUN BY JIMMY SUMMERS hen the time came to cast the part of Maverick Mitchell, the best young Navy pilot in the air, the producers of Top Gun had only one actor in mind. That was Tom Cruise. With relatively few roles to his credit, Cruise has become one of the most sought after andpopular youngperformers in mo- tion pictures. From his first appearance on screen in intensive program that includes simulat breed, a description most readily sup water with his superiors. He may win Taps, Cruise had a certain something that ed in-air dogfights and hours of class ported by the pilots. During the produc more dogfights than any other pilot, but made him stand out from the rest of the room study, the Top Gun graduates re tion of Top Gun, Tom Cruise met many a he's only a few steps away from being crowd. By the time he starred in Risky turn to their commands and share their Top Gunner and one of them summed up booted out of the program. Business, dancing in his underwear to the new expertise with the other crews in his slightly immodest attitude about his Matters are only worsened when he music of Bob Seger, the world knew it their squadron. line of work by saying "there are only falls in love with a civilian specialist as had a new star. Certain people just can't These aerial cowboys are a special four occupations worthy of a man: actor, signed to the program. Playing Charlotte be held back from achieving success, and rock star, jet fighter pilot or President of Blackwood, the forbidden love interest, it seemed obvious that Cruise was one of the United States." That's not the sort of is Kelly McGillis. You might remember those special people. statement you get from a shrinking violet. McGillis from an even more complicated Now Cruise is playing a character that It's also not an attitude that's overly tol romance in Witness, when she played the might be described in just the same way. erant with outsiders. But Tom Cruise Amish widow in love with Harrison Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is also a managed nonetheless to earn the pilots' Ford's Philadelphia detective. golden boy, but he's a golden boy of the respect. Said one Top Gun pilot: "Tom Rounding out the cast are more of Hol sky. He's an F-14 fighter pilot who's been took his role very seriously. He looked lywood's promising new faces. Playing selectively chosen to participate in the like a pilot, studied like a pilot and some Maverick's radar intercept officer-his Navy's prestigious Fighter Weapons times even partied like a pilot. Fortunate one partner in the air-is Anthony Ed School, or as it is known to the pilots, the ly, for him, he still made the salary of a wards of Revenge of the Nerds and Got Top Gun program. movie star." cha. Playing his chief competition for the The few who are privileged to be Top The pilot Cruise plays in Top Gun is distinction of top Top Gunner is Val Kil Gun students are chosen from the Navy's considered one of the best in the Navy's mer of Top Secret! and Real Genius. top air crews. Because the Navy's F-14 pi program. But Maverick Mitchell is achiev Also in the cast are Tom Skerritt, play lots already represent the best the Navy ing his success without necessarily play ing the Top Gun commanding officer and has to offer, the Top Gunners are the best ing by the rules. He prefers to fly by in Michael Ironsides, playing the Top Gun of the best, the excelling elite. After an stinct, a notion that keeps him in hot instructor. + 6 Ampersand '· ~~· •' .) ,}~ · ..... , ~~· M USICAL NOTE s j .,·,zt.lj '#fii40~t,.,q;~ Inside Track has raised half a million dollars for AIDS become the "rock 'n' roll Library Of Con research ... Bob Geldof has signed a gress." Envisioned as a resource center ~-J:q:, ""'?~;.:;~="$ W)# deal to write his autobiography, sched for both scholars and fans alike, The Ar . .... -=-. .. uled for release in May. The "Live Aid" chive of Contemporary Music hopes to Quick Takes ... organizer was a former rock journalist be become a repository for notable record he long-standing feud between fore beginning the Boomtown Rats. In a collections. Unlike a book collection, former roommates Prince and An recent poll of British youth, Geldof was which can be left to a university, organiz dre Cymone seems to have end picked as their favorite choice for Prime. ers David Wheeler and Bob George note Ted. The boyhood friends recently Minister ... MCA Records and basketball there is no place to will a music library. (Left) Kareem Abdui-Jabbar sky united on stage in St. Paul for the first superstar Kareem Abdul-Jabbar have offi "One of our catch phrases is 'We want hooks his way to MCA Records as time since Cymone left Prince's band five cially announced their partnership. The your records when you die'," says years ago. Prince went to Minneapolis to Laker star, known for his extensive jazz Wheeler ... Two new studies of rock mu jazz talent scout. (Bottom, left) see Mazarati debut their new album be record collection, will serve as a talent sic were recently released. The first, con Pretty-boy Prince collaborates cause the group is on his Paisley Park la scout recruiting new and established art ducted by The Associated Press, found with his father on two songs for his bel. Before the end of the night, both he ists. Kareem's father was a jazz musician that, while a majority of American adults and Cymone were playing with the band ... In a similar capacity, Foreigner bass enjoy rock, they think it corrupts the upcoming albumn. (Center, top) and reportedly returned to Prince's ware player Rick Wills has joined Westwood young. (We should only begin to worry if The E Street Band's saxophonist house after the gig, where they jammed One as the radio network's East Coast di a poll ever concludes that American Clarence Clemons can make vid· until 7 a.m ... a-ha has turned down a rector of talent acquisitions. Wills says ac adults believe rock DOESN'T corrupt eos with Jackson Browne and million-dollar offer from Vidal Sassoon to cepting the position will not compromise youth.) do TV commercials in America. The Nor his work with Foreigner ... Two critically Daryl Hannah, but advertisements wegian group, worried about its image as acclaimed groups, The Australian Crawl are a no-no according to Bruce. all tluff and no stuff, will endorse only a and Canada's Headpins, have called it (Center, bottom) Matrimony and music-related product, if any at all ... quits after disappointing record sales of motherhood make Chrissie a Clarence Clemons was ready to accept a their last albums in the U.S ... And now major product endorsement deal until the rock 'n' roll real estate report: Simon happy lady. The Pretenders are Bruce Springsteen urged him to decline. LeBon is building a $3.6 million home in back in the studio. The Boss apparently doesn't want the E an exclusive district of London, where Street Band's image sullied with adver he'll live with his new bride Yasmin Par tisements ... Paul McCartney has with venah. Billy joel and Christie Brinkley drawn from the lawsuit the other surviv bought the floor under their penthouse ing Beatles and the estate of John Lennon apartment on Central Park South in New have against their record company, Capi York City in order to install a full-size tol/EM!. Could it be because McCartney swimming pool ... Debbie Harry, joey signed a very lucrative deal with the re Ramone, William Burroughs, Laurie An cord company last fall? The suit claims derson, Run DMC, Suzanne Vega and Da that Capitol owes the Beatles some $30 vid Johansen appeared recently at the million in royalites and asks for another Limelight Club in New York City to raise $SO million in punitive damages and at money for what the organizers hope will torneys' and accountants' fees . . . U2 have announced they will make themselves available to Amnesty International in S 1986 for fundraising projects ... Heavy metal stalwarts Iron Maiden and W.A.S.P. have pro duced anti-drinking and driv ing bumper stickers. (Both 1- en rn groups are selling them.) ... 0 w a: ~ joan Jett, jackson Browne and ID rn a: ::J the Gregg Allman hand are the zw ~ a: i=' latest to lend their names in a: ~ support of the campaign start rn~ ed by Bruce Springsteen and u "ir John Cougar Mellencamp \ against the closing of a 3M plant in Springsteen's home #' town, Freehold, New Jersey. ,/' ~",..... #,£! Dionne Warwick's single, - "That's What Friends Are For," 8 Ampersand ------ . -~_-··~j__ .···_·_~··_.·· Record Watch . '. ·,!. that Genesis was nothing without Phil : . fit? Jt c_t rt z; •2J&t t.l \ Collins. . . Still, Rutherford admits he prefers Rock Rap working in the context of a group rather he reunion of Led Zeppelin for than as a solo artist. "This album doesn't "Live Aid" last summer prompted ,c If ll)' £)4'1·~ l)-:!jfr feel like a solo album," he says, "because a flurry of rumors of a possible re • -...: ~ :r ... I've developed and presented the album Tunion album by the supergroup. Mike Rutherford differently; hence the group name: Mike Those suggestions, hopes and prayers sa founding member of Genesis, and the Mechanics. It feels very much were extinguished quickly by Robert <( ::;; guitarist/bassist Mike Rutherford like a group. It's a lot more fun working Plant and Jimmy Page, the former pursu ::;; en::> was instrumental in creating the with others than on your own." ing a successful solo career and the latter z z progressive rock sound of the Most of the album's songs were written involved with The Firm. But now come <( A published reports in England that a Led '70s. While the hand has always operated by Rutherford and producer Chris Neal, as a collective unit, its frontmen, notably whom he credits with choosing the Zeppelin album will be recorded this Exene and John Doe of X go to the studio in April Peter Gabriel and, following his depar right material. Genesis co-founder Tony year with Plant, P'Jge and John Paul]ones. with their band ... minus guitarist Billy Zoom. ture, Phil Collins, received the lions' Banks and Phil Collins co-wrote "A Call Power Station's Tony Thompson will fill shares of publicity. to Arms," an old song Genesis never re in for the late John Bonham. The four are this year with the proceeds to go to cancer But the success of Mike and the Me corded that I've always liked." Paul Car said to be currently rehearsing, with plans research ... Eddie Money's long-awaited chanics, both the name of his new group rack and Paul Young (the former lead to go into the studio in late April. While album is scheduled for a May release. and solo album, has brought Rutherford singer of the group Sad Cafe, not the Paul no official announcement has been forth Ronnie Spector joins Money on what may into the spot Iight. Young of "Everytime You Go Away") coming, The Firm has limited its U.S. tour become his first single ... Quincy Jones Mike and the Mechanics is actually handle the vocals. to only six dates, leaving Page available in says he and Michael jackson have begun Rutherford's third solo album, hut the Rutherford is currently at work on the April ... Miami Vice co-stars Don john selecting new material for jackson's next first to make a splash in the U.S., largely as new Genesis album and readying for a son and Philip Michael Thomas have new album. No release date, yet ... P'Jul a result of the single, "Silent Running." world tour with the group beginning in record projects in the works. Johnson's Young goes into the studio in April, hav The song not only shot up the record · September. As if Genesis and Mike and upcoming solo album will feature songs ing just completed a tour of the Far East. charts but spawned a Number One MTV the Mechanics weren't enough, he is also by former Allman Brothers' Band guitarist Young is planning to record the album in video, putting an end to the suggestions working with another band, Virginia Dickey Betts, who is also working on an Belgium ... Classical composer Philip Woolf, which includes Jason Bonham, album of his own. Thomas is beginning a Glass' new album, Songs From Liquid the son of the late Led Zeppelin drum musical based on the age-old blues song Days, features songs by Paul Simon, Da mer. "I like to keep busy," comments "Staggerlee." He envisions the song first vid Byrne, Suzanne Vega and Laurie An Rutherford . as the inspiration for a thematic album, derson. Linda Ronstadt and The Roches then as a Broadway musical and finally as contributed vocals ... Quiet Riot will re Miami Vice-ers Phillip Mi· a TV movie. Thomas says it will feature lease a new album mid-year ... Also chael Thomas and Don music from the roaring '20s to the '80s .. scheduled for a summer release is a new The Pretenders are currently in studio, album by Colin Hay, lead singer of the Johnson gel off the completing tracks for their follow-up to now defunct Men at Work ... X goes into streets and into the re· 1983's Leaming To Crawl ... The Roll the studio in April, recording what band cording studio with new ing Stones' new album, Dirty Work, car co-founder john Doe describes as "X's ries a dedication to Ian Stewart, founding interpretation of the blues." Dave Alvin of record projects. member and keyboard player who died The Blasters will replace the now depart last December of a heart attack at the age ed Billy Zoom on lead guitar ... It may be of 47. Stewart's participation on the al a year or more before Bruce Springsteen bum was his last recorded work ... releases a new album. In the meantime, Prince wrote two of the 12 songs on his those suffering from severe Boss with new album, Parade, with his father. The drawal may want to consider a new com songs "Under The Cherry Moon" and pilation of 13 Springsteen songs as per "Christopher Tracy's P'Jrade" are co-cred formed by other artists, on Rhino ited to john L. Nelson, i.e., Prince, Sr ... Records. The album's title alone is wor Rock 'n' roll legend Roy Orbison is at thy of praise-Cover Me . .. Finally, a year work in Los Angeles on an album of all ago I ended a review of the last Red Hot new material he's written with such col Chili Peppers album with the rhetorical laborators as Will Jennings, J.D. Souther question, "What next, polka rock?" Oom and Rodney Crowell. In the meantime, pah-pah, indeed! Rotondi, a new band two other Orbison albums will be re popular on the L.A. avant-garde club cir leased, including one that features Rick cuit, plays music that can only be de Nelson's last session ... Wham!'s George scribed as polka punk. "As far as where it Michael has recorded a new solo single in is going to lead, it's hard to say," said Paul Paris called ''A Different Corner" (P'Jrt Lacques, the band's leader, in a recent Los ner Andrew Ridgely is keeping himself Angeles Times interview. "It didn't start busy on the European racing circuit.) ... with any particular goal. 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JOHN HUGHES: Making the Movies Young People Love BY MARK CHRISTENSEN say, a rather bookish member of an En Hughes' enthusiasm for these kinds of glish rock band. Tall. An explosive mane shenanigans is surprising in light of the of long, dark blond hair. Glasses. A black fact that his own adolescent experience cloth coat, thoroughly wrinkled silver was not idylic. "In high school, I was a slacks and a white shirt with sleeves so serious outcast, a laughingstock. I took it. long that his cuffs touch his knuckles. I took it and I thought, Til show you; I'll ''I'd much rather be a musician than a show you.' This was, like, in 1967. movie maker, but I'm just about tone "I went to a jock-y school. We had a deaf. To me, tuning a guitar correctly is serious dress code. I almost didn't gradu one of the world's major mysteries." Nev ate, because my hair touched my collar." ertheless, his aggressive use of new mu "Back then, I wanted to be Picasso, Mi sic has become a stock in trade. "Simple chelangelo, James Joyce or Bob Dylan. Minds sold 50,000 albums until 'Don't That's where I took my solace. People You· broke on Breakfast Club. would make fun of me, and I'd think, "But there will be a change with the 'That's okay. Picasso would like me.' I'd music on Ferris. What I want to do is use a come home at night, and I'dsitat my win big sound, a state of the art production dow and put on my albums and read my using edge bands that press the enve British music magazines. I didn't want to lope-or whatever the space people call belong, because I couldn't belong." it-bands like Zig-Zag Sputnik, then, "The guy who was the teacher in couple that with a more accessible sound. Breakfast Club was my gym teacher. He "I want to focus my movies on bands didn't like me because of my hair, so he who have the right to be heard by the flunked me senior year in gym, which great Top Forty masses. New stuff. Be meant, to graduate, I had to take double Director-writer-producer John Hughes, known for his uncannily sensi· cause, like, when I go to Chicago, I listen gym and health. You know, sit in class live and on-the-mark portraits of high school teenagers in The to three stations and get nothing but San and look at YO-ravaged genitals and slide Breakfast Club and Pretty in Pink, cuts class for a day on the town in tana and 'Layla.' It's like somebody fell shows about how to brush your teeth." Ferris Bueller's Day Off. asleep on the 1972 button." Were other characters in his films taken A former writer for National Lampoon, directly from experience? "Yeah. The Hughes left the magazine several years jerk rich kid in Pretty in Pink. I had a guy erris Beuller's Day Off, says John making movies about kids. ago to write what are popularly perceived like him haunt me all the way through Hughes, "is about this high school Some, like The Breakfast Club, are as "teen flicks," a realm previously domi high school. Money to burn. His older kid who cuts class and goes to the tightly choreographed, literate ballets. nated by big breasts, beer drinking and brother had an Alfa, the big nice one, and Fbig city for the day with his best One or two others, like the National fart jokes. His efforts (usually) to elevate parked it outside with the top down in the friend and girlfriend. But, it really is Lampoon's Summer Vacation, may have the genre have made for films that re rain. I would walk by and see the rose about personal freedom and how differ had their most crucial scenes conjured on create adolescence with an energy, in wood buckling on the dash. I couldn't un ent things are when you have decided for the back of a cocktail napkin. ventiveness and exactitude that can be derstand how kids could live like that. I just one day to be free." But, mostly, Hughes' work is ambi drop dead eerie. just wasn't part of that world." Hughes, world class creator and cutter tious, smart, riveting and funny And no Who can forget Anthony Michael Hall And college was scarcely an improve of films ranging from Mr. Mom to Sixteen current movie maker is as good at mixing in Sixteen Candles, the kid with the spi ment. "I hated it intensely I was enor Candles and The Breakfast Club, is belly laughs with heart and compassion. dery hands and concave chest who, while mously homesick and felt completely perched on the edge of a long grey couch Ferris Beul!er is his latest. wooing Molly Ringwald, allows, some displaced ... I went to college in Arizo at his offices at Paramount Studios in Hol "It's about freedom from worry Ferris what parenthetically, that his social status na, a big party school, a big fraternity lywood. With the exception of Stephen doesn't worry, doesn't sweat anything. in the school is insured by the fact that he school. The anti-war movement was very Spielberg, no recent young filmmaker It's also about a change in reality If is "king of the dipshits." Or, later, when small, and the cops were very tough . has enjoyed such speedy success. During you've ever stayed home from school or he wakes after a drunken night of evident "I was desperately in love with my the past three years or so, his efforts have work for reasons other than being sick, debauchery and de-virginizing with his wife, who was then my girlfriend. She was made hundreds of millions of dollars and you see how different the world looks." high school's brassiest sexpot, the new, still in high school. I spent $1,000 first displayed the comic verve and range of a Hughes looks far less like the stereo rather blithely unanchored Hall asking semester just on phone bills. Charlie Chaplin or Woody Allen. Just by typical tanned Hollywood mogul than, her, "Did I enjoy it?" "I had problems with the social nature 12 Ampersand 'I ; ; 00 00000 00000 0 K LEWIS 0000 Use This CNtdil C.rd In Any Sears Store Anywhere Juniors, Seniors, There are lots of good reasons to apply for a Grad Students: Sears Credit Card today... • You get nationwide credit at over 3000 Sears Retail and Catalog Stores and you pay no annual fee! There are over 3000 Sears Retail and Catalog Stores all across the country, and your Sears Credit Card is good at every one of them. Wherever you live, travel or work-and wherever you may move-you have credit available at a nearby Sears. Plus, unlike some credit .•. before you graduate cards, there's no fee for a Sears Credit Card. 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I don't mix much socially out got a belly full of academia 1nd, on hear here. I've only gone to two so-called ing John Lennon's"Working Class llero", 'lloll)'wood' parties in my life, one be decided to head hack home. cause l'.j. O'Rourke made me, and the Conditions did not improve immedi other because it was an MTV premiere for ately. "Nancy and I· -she was 20, I was Pre/~)' ill Pink." 21- I ived in a converted boxcar. The rent Big Money doesn't seem to interest wa~ only $110 a month. But, we couldn't him either. "I've got a business manager I -· .. ;.t: make it and ended up living in my par haven't seen in a year and a half. Basically, ents' hast•mt•nt for eight months." But I know I'm better off now because I can things gotlwtter. After !;tiling the"writing afford to buy lots more records." ~. tt•sts"of half the ad agencies in Chicago, But what about the future? "I'd like to Above: As the class-cutting lead in Ferris Beul/er's Day Off, Matthew Broderick indulges in some serious relax he got a job at Leo Burnett where he final have my own building, my own opera ation. Hughes describes his film about the high schooler's day on the lam as "about personal freedom," and "a ly found a niche. tion. I'm not that nuts about movie lots. change in reality. If you've ever stayed home from school or work for reasons other than being sick, you realize "I went to work in the day and came I'd like to write a hook, maybe a novel, how different the world looks." home in the dark. I started at $H,';OO a but I don't think I've mastered that form year, doubled my salary within six yet. I'd love to do some 9,000 page thing. months and doubled it again a year after ''I've got another film scheduled to Left: Annie Potts, who stars as a 1hat. I just kept eating up bosses. One start shooting this summer, Some Kind of funky record store manager, re time the guy above nlt' did an ad the com \Hmdet:fill. It's college, my first foray into lives some of her senior prom pany didn'tlike. I asked for a shot at it and college. It's about the difference between memories with Molly Ringwald in stayed up all night doing sixteen varia the first year and the last, the struggle for Pretty in Pink. Below: Andrew tions on the idea I had. They liked one dignity and identity. McCarthy (Left with Pretty in Pink and, the next thing I knew, I had his job. I "Right now, I'm making two movies a costars Molly Ringwald and John was a creative director at 2') or 26." year with very direct involvement. But I Cryer) plays the "jerk rich kid" Then came Nationall.ampomz, where could do three a year, produce two and inspired by a real-life Hughes high I lughes filled upwards of 120 magazine direct one. The thing is, I've got a million school classmate who parked his page~ a year with stories like "Sexual! lar ideas. It's choosing which ones to exe Alta "outside with the top down in rassml'llt: II ow to Do II." The rest, as they cute that's tough." the rain. I would walk by and see the rosewood buckling on the dash." "In high school, 1was a serious outcast, . .. People would make run or me and I'd think, 'That's okay. Picasso would like me'." Ampersaml 13 SUM FILM P H l V I l W BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA Ted Danson (right) elcome to dinner in China and Howie Mandel town in john Carpenter's /3ig play sidekicks down Trouble in Little China. After on their luck in A Fine Wyou finish the tea and the dim Mess, a zany comedy sum, how about a stroll through the un inspired by a classic derworld, with such exotic attractions as Laurel and Hardy the "Room of the Upside-Down Hell" the short. "Honorable Hall of the Infernal judge?" You'll know you're in big trouble when A FINE MESS you bump into jack Burton (Kurt Russell) and his pig hauling truck, the Pork Chop Express. jack is helping his friend Wang au rei and Hardy would he pleased. was originally called The Music Box, Chi (Dennis Dun) recover his lost green The humbling silliness of the his which was the famous Laurel and Hardy eyed bride kidnapped by Lo Pan (James toric comic duo is the inspiration short with them trying to get a piano up a Hong) and his fiendish thugs. for director Blake Edwards' new flight of stairs. But this movie is a com Aided by Gracie Law, a sensuous attor Will Rodney Dangerfield (left) finally get some re L pletely original story It's very physical ney played by Kim Cattral, and Egg Shen film, A Fine Mess, starring Ted Danson spect? Maybe in his new film, Back to School, and Howie Mandel as two equally hum comedy, wacky, with chases-! guess it (Victor Wong), a clairvoyant bus driver, where he plays a businessman who goes back to bling ne'er-do-wells. has a little piece of every one of their jack and Wang enter an imaginary under college. Laurel and Hardy would seem to he a movies in that sense." world ruled by Lo Pan. According to leg natural for the director who, with Peter "1 play Dennis Powell, a roller-skating end, Lo Pan is a cold-blooded spirit im BACK TO SCHOOL Sellers, created the modern master of hamburger stand waiter who's been prisoned in hell by the First Emperor of bumble, Inspector Clouseau, in the Pink working his whole life to save up for his China, who can only regain his virility by coupling with that one-in-a-million Panther films. Indeed, "They were own fast-food restaurant. Ted Danson ' '~ movie's hard," says Rod Blake's favorite comedy team," com plays his huddy, a movie extra whose green-eyed woman. ney Dangerfield, his long mented co-star Mandel. dream is to become a big star. This story is Pretty kinky, huh? Big Trouble starts off doleful face looking more Although loosely based on a classic about the "fine mess" he (Danson) gets as an action-adventure-comedy, shifts sorrowful than ever. short by the comic legends, A Fine Mess, us into when he sees something he's not into high gear as bizarre circumstances "When you're telling jokes to a camera, "is more of an homage," said Mandel. "It supposed to see." mount and winds up as a kung fu-mon you don't get much of a response. Know ster-ghost story Whew! what I mean?" It's not much solace to a John Carpenter turns his weird sensibilities to Chinatown in Big Trouble in Little China. Kurt Russell (second "It's an ensemble piece, and it's very man who's used to making millions laugh from right) stars as an adventurer who helps a friend (Dennis Dunn, second from left) find his kidnapped wife. complex," says Carpenter, who is famous that the cameraman and the boom opera for his low-budget, gripping thrillers like tor are trying to keep from falling down Halloween and Christine. with laughter while filming Back to However, Big Trouble is a $25-million School, Dangerfield's latest movie. production, filmed mostly in Los Angeles "They're laughing because they with a great deal of special effects from weren't expecting that," says director fiery explosives to an 8-foot human skull Alan Metter. "Rodney makes up material which emits eerily-colored smoke. all the time. I leave at the end of the day, But stripped of its haunting facade, the exhausted from shooting. He goes home basic premise of Big Trouble is still good to polish jokes and continue to work. guys versus bad guys. This ancient tradi In Back to School, Dangerfield plays a tion of story-telling "goes back to the self-made millionaire who signs on as a days of Ulysses and Shakespeare," Car freshman at college in order to help his penter says. And, though it may sound shy son through a bad time. It's a comedy simplistic, Carpenter believes that's the of errors with Dangerfield triumphing in key to every one of his films: sheer fun spite of himself amid the usual comple intertwined with subtle messages. ment of rapid-tire one-liners. -Albert Pang --joan Goodman (Summer Film Preview continues on next page) .,_ f' / ; -i ) 1 l f , ,' ~· ' ' THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS small but nasty part, and I liked playing it, In Aliens, you find out why especially in Jamaica. the title of this sequel to "Robin Williams plays the good guy Alien is plural. Sigourney ust when you thought it was safe to He's a fireman from Chicago who wisely Weaver (center) returns go back to the greenhouse ... along decides he's had enough of cold and as the sell-reliant Ellen comes The Little Shop Of Horrors, snow and fighting fires. He comes to Par Ripley, sole survivor of Jwith Audrey II, its people-eating adise, where he not so wisely decides to the first film. Michael plant. Director Frank Oz (of Muppets invest in a rundown resort hotel with Jim Biehn (left) co-stars. fame) says cheerfully, "By the time we're my Cliff, who is having trouble with the finished, the entire cast is eaten. I know a local corrupt politicos. Along the way, lot of directors will envy that." Robin manages to attract the cook and You probably would love Audrey II, if first mate of my yacht to his enterprise. you could see her, but, until the movie is Since the mate is Twiggy, you can under released, she's being kept under wraps. stand my deep resentment." ''Alii can say is she sings, she dances, she There's Peter O'Toole's sun-drenched dials the phone, and she eats people," Governor General, who hates to have his says Lyle Conway, her designer. Those cushy life disturbed. And there's his girl who have seen her say she starts out small friend, a travel writer who wants to report and sexy, and, fed human beings, grows on world events and sees her destiny in to truly huge proportions. an island revolution. Audrey II first proved her popularity in "In fact, things were so complicated," the original Little Shop, a low-budget says Simon Jones, "that Harold was the AMERICAN ANTHEM Roger Corman film made 25 years ago. only one who knew what was going ("We spent $40,000 on ours," says Cor on." -Joan Goodman man ruefully. "This one is $20 million.") ombine a dazzling palette of col competitively and emotionally Together Four years ago, Little Shop ofHorrors was ALIENS ors, pulsating rock rhythyms and they work toward their mutual goal-the resurrected as an off-off-Broadway musi music video stylistics, and the re U.S. Gymnastics Championships and a cal comedy. Its success encouraged Csult is American Anthem, director shot at the Olympics. Warner Bros. to reprise it on film. summer film promising to be a Albert Magnoli's follow-up to the smash These events provide the setting for the "It's not a big, splashy Hollywood mu special effects extravaganza is success, Purple Rain. The arena this time film's climactic finale, a spectacular dis sical," says Henson. "The music is an in Aliens, sequel to 1979's monster is the sport of gymnastics, where conflicts play of vaults, twists, flips and all-around tegral part of the story and moves the plot Ahit, Alien. It brings back Sigour between relationships, goals and the agility which features more than 100 top forward. We haven't opened up the plot ney Weaver as Ellen Ripley, sole survivor competition provide the drama. level gymnasts from around the globe. In so much as we've enriched it." (with her .cat) of the originaL Olympic gold medalist Mitch Gaylord cluded in this group are world champions The action takes place in Mushnick's It's seventy years after the events of makes his motion picture debut opposite Steve Elliott and China's Li Yuejiu, and an Flower Shop in a rundown part of town. Alien. Ripley is horrified to learn that the janet Jones, the lithe young actress who additional seven members from the U.S. Seymour (Rick Moranis), a nerdy floral planet that held the alien derelict and burst on the movie scene with The Fla National team and two members of the assistant, buys a strange little plant and eggs is being colonized. No one will be mingo Kid and A Chorus Line. Canadian National team. names it for his girlfriend Audrey lieve Ripley's story ... until contact with Steve Tevere (Gaylord) faces a coming American Anthem, filmed entirely on Having no awe of the Hollywood star the planet is mysteriously lost. Sent back of age conflict (What an original concept location in Phoenix and the aspen groves system, the plant snacks happily on cast with a contingent of tough space marines for a youth film!). As he is launching his of northern Arizona, features vibrant vi members Steve Guttenberg, Bill Murray, led by Michael (The Terminator) Biehn, career in gymnastics, his father is laid off suals edited to the tempo of an incredible Paul Dooley, Vincent Gardenia, et al Ripley finds hordes of the toothy terrors and he loses the strength and moral sup soundtrack, and offers sport fans a chance though not necessarily in that order. and faces down their termite-like Queen port he has known throughout his teen to watch some fine gymnastics. + -Joan Goodman in a finale that could make Rocky IV!ook years. Enter julie Oanes) an attractive, -Vic Davis like a pattycake contest. talented gymnast who has left her family CLUB PARADISE -Michtu!l Mayo and ventured West to challenge herself (Left)ln Club Paradise, when Robin Williams in· one of us could wait to get ' ' Ndown on location," says vests in a rundown Twiggy, who stars with tropical resort, he gets in· Robin Williams and Peter volved with reggae O'Toole in Harold Ramis' ( Ghostbusters) musicians, island politics new film Club Paradise. and someone else's wife "I had just come from a film set in Eng (Twiggy). (Right) Mitch land, where it was freezing cold," said the Gaylord and Janet Jones actress and former model who set the play aspiring gymnasts style for London's swinging sixties."We balding personal and ath· all were so glad to be in the sun, we lelic challenges to make would have played the phone book. As it the Olympic team in turned out, it was a very, very funny script, American Anthem. Albert so we were lucky in all ways." 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The crashed through Keith Emerson's studio general practicalities of understanding and discovers she and her cat haven't original cast returns for more thrills and in Sussex, England, where the keyboards your lease and the building blocks of been traveling alone. chills. were housed ... Frank Sinatra, Lionel good roommate communication to the Richie, Kenny Rogers and Willie Nel specific "dirty dishes in the sink"syn JULY 25 o UNDER THE CHERRY JUNE <> FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY son will star together in a concert at the drome, this light-toned guide offers MOON-Prince now becomes a film di OFF-After devoting time lately to the Meadowlands in New York during the sound advice. rector (the rumor that he's running for angst of teenage life, writer-director John weekend of July 4th to mark the closing the U.S. Senate in Minnesota has been de Hughes has decided it's time to celebrate of the lOOth anniversary celebration of Galapagos, Kurt Vonnegut. This com nied). This time around, he portrays a pi the fun stuff. Matthew Broderick stars as the Statue of Liberty ... ELO's first tour in mentary on human character and society ano player in 1930s P'&ris. an expert adult manipulator who leads four years began in England on March 15. is set a million years in the future. He his friends on an exciting day of skipping The event, called "Heartbeat '86," was a takes us back to 1986 A.D. and shows, JULY 25 o OUT OF BOUNDS-Anthony school and seeking adventure. benefit concert for a local children's hos over that time, what became of the de Michael Hall gets serious, playing a pital ... Miami Sound Machine, the first scendants of a shipwrecked cruise to the young man who's chased by police who act in the history of Billboard Magazine Galapagos Islands through the eyes of a won't believe that he hasn't commited a ON THE to appear on the pop, black, Latin and Vietnam Veteran ghost. Bizarre and en crime. (What about Weird Science?) ROAD dance charts simultaneously, has gaging. launched its first U.S. tour. They just MAY 16 o SWEET LIBERTY-If you s we go to press, there is still some wrapped up a 9-month tour in the rest of One Human Minute, Stanislaw Lem. haven't seen Alan Aida for a while, it's doubt whether the Rolling Stones the world ... Ozzy OsHboume's tour, This Polish writer propels us into the fu because he's been writing, directing and Awill tour in 1986 in support of their which hit the U.S. in March, features an ture with the intriguing, unique subject of starring in this comedy about an historian new album Dirty Work. Keith Richards elaborate stage set that includes a 50-foot what everyone on earth is doing during a who's trying to keep his patience with the startled reporters when he announced winged monster with an Ozzy face, a single moment in a super-"World Alma filmmakers who are producing a movie that MickJagger has nixed plans to go on creature last seen on the cover of his cur nac" form that crosses science fiction from one of his hooks. the road this year. "Mick is the only one rent album, The Last Sin ... The Firm with philosophy. preventing us from touring," said Rich kicked off their U.S. tour in Tampa, Flori MAY 21 o THE MANHATTAN PRO ards. ''As far as I'm concerned, the Stones da on March 14 ... Pat BenaHtar Mark My Words, Letters of a Business JECT -A teenager gets carried away in should go on the road. We have a good wrapped up her 30-city tour in Honolulu man to his Son, G. Kingsley Ward. his pursuit of a good grade when he album coming out and we would all en on April 5 with a very positive note: "It Professional advice and personal senti builds his own nuder bomb for science joy it" . . . Van Halen launched their just seems that live concerts are the one ment are woven together in this guide to class. John Lithgow is one of the co-stars. eight-month American tour on March 27 thing that never gets old, the one thing I understanding and succeeding in the in Shreveport, La ... This year marks the never get tired of" ... Big Country has business world. A self-made millionaire 20th anniversary of the Monkees and in begun a British tour in support of its new who thought he was dying, Ward related side sources say there will he a celebra album. No plans yet for the States ... his secrets of success to his son in the tion world tour to honor the event with at Autograph, the American hard rock areas of negotiation, leadership and en least three and possibly all four of the band, and Autograph, the Russian band trepreneurship. The result: Excellent ad original members . . . Faces, the early that appeared on "Live Aid," have both vice for anyone. '70s hard rock group that included Rod been invited to perform at the \\lncouver Stewart, Ron Wood and Ronnie Lane, World Fair this summer. (The big ques Million Selling Records, joseph Mur will reunite for a one-time only reunion tion, of course, is whether they'll ask for rells. Music and movie buffs, look out! concert later this spring. Proceeds from each other's autographs) ... Simple From Busse ("Wang Wang Blues," 1920) benefit concert will go to fight both Minds' current U.S. tour will run through to the Beatles to Benatar, this mega-guide ltiple Sclerosis (the disease Lane is af- May. includes details of every million-selling record, biographies of artists, films and shows which spawned hits and photo graphs galore. Top: Dramatic Ozzy VIDEO Osbourne currently on EVENTS tour ... Let's hope this al bum win be his last sin. JUNE <> MTV will premiere "MTV Inter Center: Van Halen on tour national Hour," sixty minutes of contem porary videos from around the world, in with Sammy Hagar as the corporating lifestyle profiles of Japanese, pseudo David Lee Roth. Brazilian and European artists. Right: Will the prolific Watch I!BO for Tambourine Man Bob Mick join up with The Dylan's one-hour concert special, filmed Rolling Stones for their during his Australian tour with backup new album's tour? band Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. 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