Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Jan 23, 2011

06:00 IT IS WRITTEN HD WS PG

GTTT: Is Your Job Burning You Out? Religious programme.

06:30 TRENT'S LAST CASE 1952 G

Trent's Last Case

A journalist suspects that the death of a tycoon was a murder.

Starring: Michael Wilding, Margaret Lockwood, Orson Welles, John Mccallum

08:30 LIFE WITH FATHER 1947 Repeat G

Life With Father

William Powell and Irene Dunne star in this classic film about a stockbroker who dreams of being the master of his house. However, he finds that his wife and children ignore him, until they discover that he has never been baptized. As the demands start coming it all becomes too much for him.

Starring: Irene Dunne, William Powell, Edmund Gwenn, Zasu Pitts, Elizabeth Taylor, Jimmy Lydon, Martin Milner

11:00 CLASH OF THE TITANS 1981 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Clash Of The Titans

Harry Hamblin stars as the hunky hero Perseus, a mortal man but sired by the god Zeus. To appease the wrath of other vengeful gods and save the lovely princess Andromeda, he must kill the deadly witch Medusa, capture and tame the great winged horse Pegasus and finally defeat the murderous monster from the deep, the Kraken.

Starring: Laurence Olivier, Claire Bloom, Harry Hamlin, Maggie Smith, Ursula Andress

Cons.Advice: Supernatural Themes

13:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS G

Fashion Show Mr Sheffield rushes Fran to get ready because they're late for a premiere. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.

14:00 BIRDS OF A FEATHER Repeat PG

Getting A Grip With their husbands still in prison, Sharon and Tracey turn to their man-hungry neighbour Dorien for help when their central heating breaks down.

Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph

14:30 BLESS THIS HOUSE Repeat WS PG

It's All In The Mind

Sid gets home early and is greeted with disaster.

15:00 ALLO ALLO Repeat WS PG

Saville Row To The Rescue

Still disguised as onion-sellers, the Colonel and Captain are waiting on tailors in London (under direction of the Resistance) to sew them new uniforms. But Herr Flick is looking to infiltrate the ranks of the onion sellers. Stars Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

15:30 AGATHA CHRISTIE'S EVIL UNDER THE SUN 1982 Repeat WS PG

Agatha Christie's Evil Under The Sun Hercule Poirot is called in to investigate a case for an insurance company regarding an important diamond and discovers that it was bought for a wealthy, arrogant woman, who turns up dead on her honeymoon.

Starring: Peter Ustinov, James Mason, Jane Birkin, Colin Blakely, Nicholas Clay

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Some Violence 18:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS G

Where's Fran When Fran catches Maggie smoking with her boyfriend, she pretends to smoke to Mr Sheffield to teach Maggie a lesson. Stars Fran Drescher and Nicholle Tom.

18:30 BIRDS OF A FEATHER Repeat PG

Getting A Grip With their husbands still in prison, Sharon and Tracey turn to their man-hungry neighbour Dorien for help when their central heating breaks down.

Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph

19:10 BLESS THIS HOUSE Repeat WS PG

It's All In The Mind

Sid gets home early and is greeted with disaster.

19:45 ALLO ALLO Repeat WS PG

The Execution

René is on his way to blow up the railway, which Captain Goering has already destroyed accidentally. René is captured by General von Klinkerhoffen, who demands of Colonel von Strom that René be shot. Lieutenant Gruber gives the command to fire! Stars Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 A PERFECT WORLD 1993 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

A Perfect World Butch Haynes, a hardened criminal whose record dates back to his childhood, escapes from prison and lead police on a wild chase and taking a seven year old hostage along the way.

Starring: Clint Eastwood, Kevin Costner, Laura Dern, T.j. Lowther, Keith Szarabajka, Leo Burmester, Paul Hewitt

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

23:20 WITHOUT A TRACE Captioned Repeat HD WS M

All For One The team searches for a missing juvenile offender who vanished from a detention centre after receiving a death threat in a classroom.

Starring: Anthony LaPaglia, Poppy Montgomery, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Enrique Murciano, Eric Close

Cons.Advice: Drug Use

00:20 BLUE MURDER AT ST TRINIANS 1957 Repeat WS G

Blue Murder At St Trinians The girls at St Trinians are up to their usual shenanigans as they blackmail a diamond thief, forcing him to pose as headmistress to "chaperone" them on a Continental romp to meet a marriage-minded Italian prince.

Starring: Terry Thomas, Alastair Sim, Joyce Grenfell, George Cole, Sabrina, Lionel Jeffries

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

The Return Of Eli Rocque

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Jan 24, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE & COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

09:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS G

Where's Fran When Fran catches Maggie smoking with her boyfriend, she pretends to smoke to Mr Sheffield to teach Maggie a lesson. Stars Fran Drescher and Nicholle Tom.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her over-indulged younger sister, Jill, find independence; and, Monica won't admit that she is ill. Reese Witherspoon guest stars. Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE PG

The Corpse Flew First Class A flight to London is plagued by murder and a missing priceless necklace. It's up to Jessica and Scotland Yard to unravel the mystery.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

12:00 SANDS OF THE DESERT 1960 Repeat WS G

Sands Of The Desert

A diminutive travel agent goes out to investigate a desert holiday camp which has suffered from sabotage.

Starring: Charles Drake, Peter Arne, Raymond Huntley, Sarah Branch

14:00 WIFE SWAP USA Repeat WS PG

Silver/Pitney A self-professed psychic whose family treats her like a princess swaps with an indulgent country wife who lives to serve her unruly sons and husband.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Moonstruck Alex is overcome by toxic fumes while cleaning an old water tank. Jodi advises Meg on how to fix her relationship with Terry. Stars Aaron Jeffery, Michala Banas and Brett Tucker. WILD SOUTH AMERICA: ANDES TO 16:00 AMAZON Repeat WS G

Lost Worlds

Narrated by Sir David Attenborough, explore the exciting, diverse and unique wildlife that inhabit the vast continent and dramatic landscape of Wild South America.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS G

The Grandma's Fran feels like Mr Sheffield's life is falling into a routine and needs a change. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One where Chandler can't Cry Phoebe and Monica discover that Chandler can't cry no matter what the circumstance. Meanwhile, someone discovers they are a porn star. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon. Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer 19:00 THE ZOO G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 THE ZOO WS G

(*All New*) The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

20:00 ANIMAL EMERGENCY Captioned Repeat WS G Hosted by Georgie Parker, Animal Emergency will take viewers from the intensive care unit to the surgery room and on the road with the ambulance service of the largest animal hospital in the southern hemisphere.

20:30 MONA LISA SMILE 2003 Captioned HD WS PG

Mona Lisa Smile At an all-female College in 1953, the student population are measured by how well they marry. When a new professor starts to challenge the status quo, teachers and students dare to be inspired.

Starring: Julia Roberts, Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ginnifer Goodwin, Marcia Gay Harden

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

23:00 SOUTHLAND HD WS M

Butch & Sundance Lydia and her new partner investigate a gruesome triple homicide that highlights their different approaches to the job. Meanwhile, Ben expresses concern over John's use of pain pills.

Starring: Ben McKenzie, Michael Mcgrady, Kevin Alejandro

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

01:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

The Corpse Flew First Class A flight to London is plagued by murder and a missing priceless necklace. It's up to Jessica and Scotland Yard to unravel the mystery.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Roar Of The Hornet

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS G

The Grandma's Fran feels like Mr Sheffield's life is falling into a routine and needs a change. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE PG

Crossed-up

The phone wires get crossed during a storm and Jessica can't convince anyone that what she heard was real.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

12:00 UP JUMPED A SWAGMAN 1965 Repeat G

Up Jumped A Swagman

A clothes dealer uses an Australian singer's apartment in a scheme to rob a jeweller.

Starring: Frank Ifield, Annette Andre, Ronald Radd, Richard Wattis

14:00 WIFE SWAP USA Repeat WS PG

Rush/Rios-Bolman

A woman who puts her dogs' needs first trades places with an environmentalist who is obsessed with recycling.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

If You Build It... Stevie locks horns with Sandra, but finds herself helping her through a crisis. Stars Aaron Jeffery, Michala Banas and Brett Tucker

16:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G

(*All New*) The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

16:30 ANIMAL EMERGENCY Captioned Repeat WS G Hosted by Georgie Parker, Animal Emergency will take viewers from the intensive care unit to the surgery room and on the road with the ambulance service of the largest animal hospital in the southern hemisphere.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS G

Val's Boyfriend Val gets a new boyfriend and Fran goes through an unusual situation: her best friend has a date and she doesn't! Stars Fran Drescher and Rachel Chagall. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One that Could Have Been (Part 1)

The friends fantasize about how their lives could have been if Rachel had married Barry, if Ross was still married to a lesbian, if Phoebe was a corporate high-flyer, if Joey was a famous actor, if Chandler was a writer and, Monica was still overweight. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 THE SECRET MILLIONAIRE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Naomi Simson Millionaire Naomi Simson is humbled in the face of the enormous strength and courage she discovers when she goes undercover in one of Queensland's most unlikely trouble spots.

20:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Switch A psychiatrist killed by a blow to the head was treating a patient with multiple personalities. Detectives get access to the patient's diary and try to narrow the killer down to one out of three personalities.

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Chris Noth

21:30 THE CLOSER Captioned HD WS M

Walking Back The Cat

Brenda and Fritz work together when a case turns into a murder investigation involving drug trafficking at dance parties. Bute Brenda's tactics aren't quite FBI protocol. Stars Kyra Sedgwick, Jon Tenney and J.K. Simmmons.

22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES Repeat HD WS M

Boston Strangler Redux The squad investigates a possible copycat of the Boston Strangler. Jane clashes with her new boss and Maura gets in trouble with her habit of diagnosing everyone.

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One that Could Have Been (Part 1)

00:00 LAW & ORDER Repeat HD WS M

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Chris Noth

01:00 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Walking Back The Cat

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Lac Du Diable

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS G

Val's Boyfriend Val gets a new boyfriend and Fran goes through an unusual situation: her best friend has a date and she doesn't! Stars Fran Drescher and Rachel Chagall.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One that Could Have Been (Part 1)

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE PG

Murder In A Minor Key Three bright young college graduate students find themselves immersed in plagiarism, intrigue, and murder as Jessica narrates her latest novel.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

12:00 THE SUNDOWNERS 1960 Captioned Repeat WS G

The Sundowners

Robert Mitchum, Deborah Kerr and Peter Ustinov star in this Australian classic about the Carmody family, sheep drovers, always on the move across the brown and often barren outback where heartbreak waits just around the corner. Starring: Deborah Kerr, Robert Mitchum, Peter Ustinov, Glynis Johns, Dina Merrill, Chips Rafferty, Michael Anderson Jr.

14:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Surf King

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Out Of Time Stevie faces the biggest decision of her life: should she tell her daughter Rose who her real mother is? Stars Aaron Jeffery and Michala Banas.

16:00 THE SECRET MILLIONAIRE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Naomi Simson Millionaire Naomi Simson is humbled in the face of the enormous strength and courage she discovers when she goes undercover in one of Queensland's most unlikely trouble spots.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS G

Love is a Many Blundered Thing Fran's upset because Valentine's day is approaching, but she quickly turns to happy when she scores a date with Jeff, the cop. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One That Could Have Been (Part 2) As the Friends' fantasy lives continue, Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and, Phoebe sneaks out of hospital. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer 19:00 THE ZOO G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 WIFE SWAP USA Repeat WS PG

Figaratto/Martinez

A karaoke-singing mom from Maine trades places with an amateur-kickboxing mother from Colorado.

20:30 KOKODA 2006 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Kokoda Papua New Guinea 1942. The battle of the track has begun. A fearsome force of Japanese fighters land on the northern coast of Papua New Guinea to seize Port Moresby and invade Australia.

Starring: William McInnes, Travis Mcmahon, Shane Bourne, Australian Movie

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Strong Violence

22:30 HOTEL BABYLON HD WS M

Charlie is starting to realise the pressure of managing a five-star hotel.

Starring: Max Beesley, Natalie Mendoza, Dexter Fletcher

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

01:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

Murder In A Minor Key Three bright young college graduate students find themselves immersed in plagiarism, intrigue, and murder as Jessica narrates her latest novel.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

The Muskies Are Losing Their Teeth

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS G

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE PG

The Bottom Line Is Murder In order to help a friend who's been arrested for murder, Jessica investigates behind the scenes at a consumer activist show.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

12:00 ARTHUR 1981 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Arthur Arthur is a wealthy man who likes a drink, or ten. However, his $750 million dollar inheritance is at risk if he doesn't marry what he deems as the most boring blonde girl on Long Island.

Starring: Dudley Moore, Liza Minnelli, Sir John Gielgud, Geraldine Fitzgerald, Jill Eikenberry, Stephen Elliott

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

14:00 WIFE SWAP USA Repeat WS PG

Boyd/Milorey A housewife who serves her video-gaming husband and son dinner at their computers swaps places with a cheering-coach mother who believes competition is everything.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Betwixt And Between

Rose discovers her life is a lie and Stevie pays a terrible price. Stars Aaron Jeffery and Michala Banas.

16:00 GETAWAY SUMMER SERIES Captioned WS PG

My UK Holiday Part 1

Start of a two-week feature on how to get the best out of a holiday to the UK covering England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. Includes tips on getting around and out of London plus the most popular destinations for Aussie visitors. Tonight the must-see stops in England, the Mexican Riviera at the resort town of Playa del Carmen and more.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS G

Your Feets Too Big

Fran is escorted to her modelling agency reunion by Mr Sheffield. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One with the Unagi Chandler's homemade gift for Monica gets him into trouble; and, Ross tries to teach Rachel and Phoebe martial arts. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY PG

Relations have turned quite frosty between them since Jean has found Lionel in the company of another woman.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

20:00 AS TIME GOES BY PG Judy, Jeans daughter, is besotted with Lionel while Alistair is smitten with Jean. Lionel and Jean are flattered by the attention but feel it must stop.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

20:30 NEIGHBOURS AT WAR WS PG

Waterview

Dogs barking, cat poos, brown-eyes and loud music are just some of the intriguing reasons that have residents falling out with their neighbours at alarming rates. Where the police, city councils, threatening lawyers and offensive language may have failed, Neighbours At War gingerly steps in to assist with a variety of well-intentioned mediators.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

21:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

21:30 AMAZING MEDICAL STORIES Captioned Repeat WS M

Half Ton Dad Texas man Kenneth Brumley went from being athletically fit to a staggering 464kg within 7 years. His health is so bad that he must now undergo surgery or face death.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

22:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Repeat WS M

London

Dr Christian takes to the stressed-out city of London where nervous rashes and embarrassing ailments are plentiful. The doctors discover just how much stress is connected to sexual impotence with a new nationwide poll of thousands of people.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

01:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG Judy, Jeans daughter, is besotted with Lionel while Alistair is smitten with Jean. Lionel and Jean are flattered by the attention but feel it must stop.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

01:30 AS TIME GOES BY WS G

Lionel is more scared of being "shot" for his book cover than he was of being shot during the Korean War.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker 02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Milk Run

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS G

Your Feets Too Big

Fran is escorted to her modelling agency reunion by Mr Sheffield. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE PG

Death Takes A Dive Jessica enters the world of boxing in order to help her friend Harry, who is arrested for the murder of a devious boxing manager.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

12:00 WHERE THE BOYS ARE 1960 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Where The Boys Are Four young girls share a hotel room in Fort Lauderdale during spring break with one common goal in mind - to hit the shore and meet hunky guys.

Starring: Connie Francis, Paula Prentiss, Dolores Hart, George Hamilton, Jim Hutton

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References

14:00 WIFE SWAP USA Repeat WS PG

Galvan/Martin-Portala A laid-back magician's wife who hates housework trades places with a demanding mother who keeps a spotless house.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Truth Or Dare Predators are everywhere on Drovers Run as Dave's brother drops from the sky. Stars Aaron Jefferey and Michala Banas.

16:00 NEIGHBOURS AT WAR Repeat WS PG

Waterview

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

16:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Where's the Pearls? Mr Sheffield has Elizabeth Taylor over, and like with all celebrities, Fran can't help herself until she meets her. Stars Fran Drescher and guest stars Elizabeth Taylor.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One where Ross dates a Student After a fire in their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must live with either Joey or Monica. Meanwhile, Ross gets into trouble at college. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G

Stanway 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Thin Red Line Patrick Jane sees his own suspect with a different motive, when the police believe a drug dealer on trial killed both his girlfriend and the State's witness in the case.

Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti

21:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Pride Controversial gay city councilman Richard Durban is shot dead after a forum to discuss gay/lesbian medical issues. The murder weapon is soon traced to a missing piece of evidence from a 1985 gun shop robbery.

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Chris Noth

22:30 LAW & ORDER M

Bitter Fruit Detective Briscoe and his new partner, Detective Reynaldo Curtis investigate the death of a young girl who was abducted on her way to piano lessons.

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

Death Takes A Dive Jessica enters the world of boxing in order to help her friend Harry, who is arrested for the murder of a devious boxing manager.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

01:30 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Truth Or Dare Predators are everywhere on Drovers Run as Dave's brother drops from the sky. Stars Aaron Jefferey and Michala Banas.

02:30 LAW & ORDER Repeat HD WS M

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Chris Noth

03:30 LAW & ORDER Repeat M

Bitter Fruit Detective Briscoe and his new partner, Detective Reynaldo Curtis investigate the death of a young girl who was abducted on her way to piano lessons. 04:25 THE GHOST OF ST. MICHAEL'S 1941 Repeat G

The Ghost of St. Michael's When a boy's school is relocated to a haunted Scottish castle during World War II, a school teacher suspects that a murderer lives among them after faculty members meet mysterious deaths.

Starring: Charles Hawtrey, Will Hay, Claude Hulbert Sat Jan 29, 2011

06:00 OPERATION BULLSHINE 1959 Repeat WS G

Operation Bullshine Major Pym, the commanding officer of a gun site has troubles when a horde of lovely girls in uniform, eager to help the war effort are posted to the site.

Starring: Donald Sinden, Barbara Murray, Ronald Shiner, Carole Lesley

07:45 HOLIDAY ON THE BUSES 1973 Repeat WS PG

Holiday On The Buses Fired from the bus company, lazy drivers Stan and Jack land cushy jobs at a posh holiday resort. But there's trouble in paradise when the two discover their old nemesis is the new camp security chief.

Starring: Reg Varney, Doris Hare, Michael Robbins, Anna Karen

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

09:30 WHERE THE BOYS ARE 1960 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Where The Boys Are Four young girls share a hotel room in Fort Lauderdale during spring break with one common goal in mind - to hit the shore and meet hunky guys.

Starring: Connie Francis, Paula Prentiss, Dolores Hart, George Hamilton, Jim Hutton

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References

11:30 SPRING IN PARK LANE 1948 WS G

Spring In Park Lane

A diamond merchants niece falls for a footman who just happens to be an impoverished lord in disguise.

Starring: Anna Neagle, Michael Wilding, Peter Graves

13:40 HENRY VIII & HIS SIX WIVES 1972 Repeat PG

Henry VIII And His Six Wives

On his deathbed, King Henry VIII looks back over his eventful life and his six marriages.

Starring: Keith Michell, Donald Pleasence, Jane Asher, Charlotte Rampling

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

16:10 THE BOY FROM OKLAHOMA 1954 Repeat WS G

The Boy From Oklahoma

A gun-shy sheriff who maintains law and order wins the prettiest girl in town.

Starring: Will Rogers Jr, Nancy Olson, Merv Griffin, Wallace Ford

18:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS G

The Hockey Show Fran starts to date Michael LaVoe, a famous hockey player for the NY Rangers. When the Ranger lose a match Michael thinks Fran is a jinx. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy. WILD SOUTH AMERICA: ANDES TO 18:30 AMAZON WS G

Mighty Amazon Narrated by Sir David Attenborough, explore the exciting, diverse and unique wildlife that inhabit the vast continent and dramatic landscape of Wild South America.

19:30 BLACKADDER GOES FORTH Repeat WS PG

Major Stan

Bad news reaches the trenches. The October Revolution in Moscow has produced three appalling results: a cease-fire by Russia, an offensive by Germany and a Charlie Chaplin impression by Baldrick. Stars Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson and Tim McInnerny.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:00 BLACKADDER GOES FORTH Repeat WS PG

Private Plane

Blackadder joins the Royal Flying Corps in order to escape the trenches. When he crashes behind the enemy lines with Baldrick, Lord Flashheart battles the Red Baron in order to rescue them. Stars Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson and Tim McInnerny.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Unusual Suspect

The body of a popular 17-year-old high-school girl is found buried near her school's football field. A student is arrested and put on trial, but the seemingly airtight case is thrown off course when the suspect's 12-year-old sister, a prodigy who is a senior in school, confesses to the crime.

Starring: William Petersen, Marg Helgenberger, George Eads, Jorja Fox, Eric Szmanda

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Rampage A member of the Mala Noche gang escapes from the courtroom during his own trial and the gang order a hit on Horatio, but they instead shoot someone close to him.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Eva La Rue

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

22:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Heroes The mystery of the identity of a charred body takes on a shocking turn when the DNA clues lead back to the lab itself and Mac and Stella realise someone has murdered one of the CSI: NY family.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper, Eddie Cahill

23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:20 THE BOY FROM OKLAHOMA 1954 Repeat WS G

The Boy From Oklahoma

A gun-shy sheriff who maintains law and order wins the prettiest girl in town.

Starring: Will Rogers Jr, Nancy Olson, Merv Griffin, Wallace Ford

02:10 ENTERTAINING MR SLOANE 1970 Repeat WS M

Entertaining Mr Sloane An attractive young charmer by the name of Mr. Sloane weasels his way into the lives of a middle-aged brother and sister, while trying to disguise the truth about his unpleasant past.

Starring: Beryl Reid, Harry Andrews, Alan Webb

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References

04:00 SPRING IN PARK LANE 1948 Repeat WS G

Spring In Park Lane

A diamond merchants niece falls for a footman who just happens to be an impoverished lord in disguise.

Starring: Anna Neagle, Michael Wilding, Peter Graves