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VOL. xxm. CLEMSON COLLEGE, S. C. Wednesday February 1, 1928 NO. 15 .BEAUTIFUL TROPHY GUP TO BE AWARDED VARSITY AND FROSH EUYHSTOGIVE SELECTIONS FOR TO OUTSTANDING CLEMSON ATHLETE LOSE JO GE3R31A AGCALAUREATE BEAUTY SEGTION Bo*h Gardes A»e Fast And Rev. J. Sprole Lyons of has been secured to deliver the ISJNNOUNCED Norris Company of Atlanta to Teams Equally Matched baccalaureate sermon at Clemson Present Cup DAN McOUGIN SFEAKS rn une 3, 19z8. Rev. Lyons is The .beauty section of the '28 The Clemson varsity lost to Geor- pastor of the First Presbyterian Taps is very unique. The editors were fortunate in getting as judge gia tonight 'by the score of 32-36. Church of Atlanta, this church is > !» TO FOOTBALL SQUAD Both teams seemed to be evenly John Gilbert, foremost emotional The exibttion of the Norris Ath- one of the largest in the Southern actor in American Films. His pic- matched. The game was very fast Presbytery having 1500 members. letic Trophy in the Y. M. C. A. loby and kept the spectators in almost ture will appear in the Taps. has attracted a great deal of at- Rev. Lyons, in 1913, held the Mr. Gilbert, in his letter, said Noted Vanderbrlt Mentor On breathless susrense throughout. position of Moderator of the tention among the cadets and peo- The Tigers drew first blood, that he had much difficulty in his ple of the campus. The 1927-2S Campus For Visit Addresses General Assembly of the Southern final selection and that he regretted which really started the ball to Presbyterian Church, this is the V Norris Trophy is a beautiful silver Varsity Candidate rolling, or rather flying. Up and that he could not select all of the loving cup of generous proportion highest honor that can be given by entrants. down the floor the ball travelled the church to any one man. He and artistic modeling. first a Georgia man would get hold The pictures, which must be Director of Athletics J. G. Gee Dan McGugin, head coach at of it and then a Clemson man was also one of the chief supporters seen to be appreciated, will cer- has secured the award for Clemson of the removal of the Columbian Vanderbilt and one of the trio that would take it and a merry battle tainly add to the Taps. They are and its presentation is now to be joached the triumphant Southerners Theological Seminary from Colum- in three colors, and are set off by an annual commencement program ior the Pacific contest, addressed would follow. At first Clemson ap- bia, S. C, to Atlanta. He is one peared to have a slight advantage a border of Arabian Mo'/. event. The trophy is given through the Tiger gridsmen, here, last Thur of the most active workers in the Mr. Gilberts selections is: Miss the courtesy of the Norris Candy day evening. McGugin, one of in handli"..^ the ball, but Georgia Southern Church and is regarded soon came out of the . Geor- Forest Burkhead, Miss Campbell, Co. of Atlanta. This company se- Yost's first produtcions, has been as one of the ablest preachers in M'ss Lea Peon, Miss Katherin Mc- lects institutions of marked athletic at Vanderbilt since finishing hjs gia seemed really to work the best the South today. Kellar, Miss Katherine Minge, Miss when she was a few points behind. • standings and offers the trophy to tutorage at the University of Michi- CAC Ruth Ph-'llips, Miss Drucella Brown, .the individual student of these in- gan. Cody and McGugin 'have been Neither team laid down for the j and Miss Willie Taylor. stitutions who most distinguishes cohorts in producing athletic teams smallest fraction of a second from This is to be the best beauty himelf in athletics of his particular at Vanderbilt, and. from the associa- the first to the last whistle. It CADET CORPS HEARS section yet, and it will certainly school during the school year. tion, two mastermen 'have learned was fight, fight, and more fight contribute no little success to the At Clemson the awarding of the football. all the way through, which is say- Taps of '28. trophy will foe directed by the McGugin stated that Clemson had ing a lot for the condition of the Norris Trophy Athletic Committee, one of the best coaches in the men. ANKLI which is composed of the faculty South, but he didn't use enough The whole Clemson team worked committee on athletics and the persuasion to get the Tigers out of in perfect harmony and succeeded Makes B«-;ef Address in OlERNilSiGIALS president of the Block "C" Club. 'Che idea that Cody wasn't the toest in breaking up many of the Geor- Mess Hall Candidates for the trophy are to be in the South. He was right, though gia formations, which looked pretty nominated by the student body in dan?eroi>s. Cart. McGlone, Eskew, when he said that we should have The Corps heard a verybrief talk ERE ON BRIEF VISIT a regular election; there being four one of the best teams in the South and Hewitt showed »p especially candidates chosen in this way, and well. last Monday in the Mess H,all, toy Prominent among recent visitors The Tiger gridsmen are getting to- Mr. Lewis B. Franklin, distinguish- their names 'published immediately gether and looking forward to an Clemson at Clemson were Mr. B. R. Coad in Georgia ed in civic life as the man who di- in "The Tiger", and upon the bulle- acme to gain and hold. Eskew RF Florence charge of Cotton Insects Investiga- f # tin board. From ■ the four candi- rected the operations of the War tions, stationed at Tallulah, La., in Coach McGugin advised the • men Hewitt LF Palmer Loan organization, during the World dates, the winder of the trophy will to keep in n»nd minor details .t.hat McGlone G Drew company with Dr. J. W. Folsom of ibe determined toy the trophy com- War, which floated Liberty and | the same Laboratory. would result in valuable individual Woodruff RG Martin Victory Loans totalling more than mittee early in May, and the name preparation Deep breathing and Lester 'LG Lauthenhauser The primary purpose of the visit of the winner submitted to the $21,000,000,000; and equally dis- was to consult with Director H. W. setting up exercise were recommend tinguished in religious circles as the commencement program committee ed as features of development that The Clemson freshman team lost Barre of our Experiment Station re- for publication on the commence- were of great imiportance in keep- Vice President and Treasurer of the garding the work on cotton insects to the Georgia Bull-'pups 21-22. Nitional Council of the Episcopal ent program. The cup will be pre- ing fit. He predicted that with the The game was fast and furious which 'has been' in progress for sented at the commencement exer- wealth of material presented, by the Churoh. several years at the Florence through-out. Both teams were al- Mr. Franklin who was en route cises in June in the same manner students, Coach Cody's instruction most on a par as far as knowledge Branch Station, and understandings as other metals and awards. for Wilmington, N. C, whore be were reached whereby the cotton- and confidence in themselves the of the game went, but Georgia had will address the Annua1 Conven- From the beginning, interest has football team would rank with the a shade better luck with the bas- insects work at Florence will prob- toeen keen in the Norris Trophy, South's greatest. tion of the Diocese of Upper South ably be increased over what it was kets. Carolina, consented to stop off at and this interest will increase as Barracks football will begin this E'arly in the game Clemson grab- last year, though not on so large a the time for its award draws nearer. week, everybody is urged to parci Clemson College and speak to both scale as several years ago. bed the lead and held it toy a few the congregation of Holy Trinity The numerious prospective candi- cip.ate in the development of the points margin until the first of the While Mr. Coad was engaged, dates; the many chances for star teams. For from these teams will Church, here, and the student body with Dr. Barre, Dr. J. W. Folsom second half when the score tied up of the College. plays yet to be made in basketball, •be drawn material for the produc at 15-15. Georgia finally toroke was participating in an informal basetoall, and track; all offer splen- The distinguished visitor is a and hastily-called meeting of the t.ion of a real Clemson team. Mc- the tie and the score see-sawed native of New York, was educated did bouiency for enthusiasm in the Gugin emphasized the results oto back and forth through the rest of Entomology and Zoology Club, meet- Norris Trophy Contest. tained by the men that put all they in the public schools of that State ing several members of the Staff the game, and ended with Georgia and started his business career as had into each practice minute. one point to the good. and those Seniors who are specializ- -CAC- Every minute of real earnest prac- a runner tor the well known bank-, ing in Entomology,—which group The game was pretty much of a ing house of Spencer Trask & Co. tise builds that supereducation call- rough and tumble affair and numer- was later joined toy Mr. Coad. Twelve years later he left that con- It is under the leadership and ed experience. Those that put a ous personal fouls were called. The cern to undertake the organization BARRACKS FOOTBALL lot are those who know how to act scor'ng for Georgia was more even- direction of Mr. Coad that the dust- in the crisis. of the Investment Department of poisoned method, for control of boll- ly divided among the whole team the Guaranty Trust Co., of New "Believe you are going to win," than that of the Cubs. Crane was weevil and other cotton insects has is a 'policy that McGugin teaches. York. While an officer of the been developed. As the work grew . CLAIMING INTEREST the shining light of the game. He Trust Co., he was active in the or- The coach reminded the players that succeeded in scoring 19 of the 21 in extent there was need for a ganization and management of the worker with wide knowledge of in- unsuccessful years in the past 'po'nts secured by Clemson. Investment Bankers' Association of Football season is here again, at should hold no influence in the pres- The Cubs seemed to have learned sects in general and at this point America, serving for .many years on Dr. Folsom was engaged from the least that is the impression that ent. For, he said, "You don't live the value of team work and played its Board of Governors and for two one would get from seeing the host on the failures of somebody else. together Car better than was expent- University of Illinois. terms as its President. After the efficiency of dust' of pig-skin carriers on Rigg's Field. You don't live on the deeds of ed. There is excellent material On the entry of the United States Tlrs year in place of the company somebody else." in this years team, and with a poison was established, attention into the World War, Mr. Franklin was given to developing methods •football teams we will have bar- "Yet the toiggest single asset," little more work we w'll have pome was called to Washington by tho racks football teams. Everyone, he designated is team spirit. Team varsity to look forward to next c , which would toe adequate for the- '.ecrfi 'ary of the Treasury and en- immense plantations of thousands of with the exception of seniors, is spir't. develops; more important year. trusted with the tasks of selling the eligible who has had any previous tackling, more important blocking, Clemson G°origia acres of cotton in the lower Mis- great war loans. Upon the con- sissippi Valley and portions of Texas football training or feels that he more important punting, and con- Solomon RF Redder 3 clusion of this undertaking, Mr. can do good with a football. The sequently the coordination of all for Thomas LF McGansrhity 4 Aocordineiy a'rplanes were pressed Franklin turned his back upon an into service, and this method has purpose of this is to keep the foot- the good of the team unit. No in- Crane 19 C iMaffett 9 already brilliant career in finance ball men in condition for spring dividual glory, but every atom ap- Priester 1 EG Wannrh developed to the point where many and which had great promise for thousands of acres of cotton have football and to uncover any dark plied, will present a more import- Cook LG HoT's Mgber things, and identified himself hor=es that may have been- over- ant team. "Team spirit, belief in Substitutes Kirschner 1, Satter- been dusted by airplane in recent permanently with the National or- years. looked. yourself, belief in your team, affec- field, Ranty, Gortiwtz, 6, Owens. ganization of the Episcopal Church tion for each other. All of these But. an entimologist does not ne- The schedule for these games ,a3 CAC with which he still remains. it stands now is as follows: things melt together in some kind cessarily confine all his attention to Feb. 9—Barracks No. 3 vs. IB o 'way to develop team spirit." 'nsects:—during the Mississippi Feb. 10—Barracks No. IA vs. No. McGugin resembled Cody in the LINDBERGH ENDORSES floods last piimmer Tallulah and all 2. delivery and earnestness of his improvement and training in team *bci surrounding region was inun- Feb. 16—Barracks No. 3 vs. TA short talk. There was though, the work, self-discipline and the prin- dated. When no one else arose Feb. 17—Barracks No. IB vs. whole hearted sincerity and direc- G, M, T, CAMPS ciples of citizenship at Government <-o handle the emergency, Mr. Coad No. 2 tion of good old time football sense expense. These camps are doing oreanized the work of salvage, re- Feb. 23—Barracks No. 3 vs. No. that impelled respect, admiration •Many prominent men over the much to promote right living and lief, and re-'habitations, and as an i 2. and belief. It is expected that the length and breadth of our land clear thinking." outcome he is today heading a com- Feb. 24—Barracks No. IA vs. creat coach will return during the l*1 ave praised the Civilian Military •Signed: "Charles A. Lindbergh." mittee for eleven parishes (coun- No. IB. Pmring football practise when Yost Training Camps and advised all These camps are to be conducted ties) in northeastern Louisiana, In connection with this comes will be here. With the assemblage young men to attend them. again this summer over the whole which is handling the expenditure the preparatory conditioning for of these two coaches and Clemson's This is what Colonel Charles A. of the United States. Six of them of several mililon dollars in re- track season. Those men who have own, there will be a great fathering Lindbergh says about them in writ- in the Southeastern states, from establishing the populace. Mr. Coad 'the time are asked to report to j and, essentially, results. The Tiger ing to Fourth Corps Area Head- June 17 th to July 16th. Enroll- while at Clemson was wearing an Risrgs Field and get in a little set-, began sharrening his clawt Jast sea- quarters: ment begins on February 1st. overcoat which had been purchased ting-up exercise. This year track i son, the prenaration will go on dur- "The Citizens' Military Training Watch tne columns of this paper from numerous small contributions season will beein about the twenty- j ing th's year and next football sea- Camrs present an excellent oppor- for further C. M. T. C. announce- by the grateful negro population, second of February. son the results will 'be outstanding. tunity to young men for physical ments. and presented to him by them. PAGE TWO THE TIGER WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 1, 1928

was called in Iby Paramount to ifth-raters and overlook men of the urge to write, first to obtain supervise these football scenes, and .nerit may be true, but the nccusa- steady employment. Until recently tne picture was a real football lion might be leveled against any he suggested bootlegging, but the lassie. other human institution." strength of competition has led to ' C A C Mr. Mencken urges all who feel (Continued on page 5)

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'HE ROARS FOR CLEMSON' f The New Student Service t T Y Y Founded by the Class of 1907 and published weekly, during the college "I am thoroughly convinced that Y *esBion, by the Corps of Cadsts of Clemson College. too many young Americans are now HOKE SLOAN Entered as Second Class matter at the Post Office at Clemson College, going to college and that their pres- Y T Jouth Carolina. ence is greatly impeding the work Y Y of the colleges. Certainly it should be possible to devise some scheme Y SELLS Y iyEiiii^K^is^ < iiiiix^:;:^^!-!!-;:;::::;:;: ;Of ^[SgHtlKKllKllSiiTStSg to weed out the unfit." Thus spake X f Henry L. Mencken to a reporter for : Y EDITORIAL STAFF the Cornell Sun, in one of several Y SOCIETY BRAND CLOTHES A. C. LINK ■_ Editor-in-Chief interviews recently granted to col- lege ipapsrs. Y Y P. B. LEVERETT, Associate Editor Mr. Menclken, we are told, "is D. B. SHERMAN Associate Editor f Y M. M. CAMPELL Athletic Editor opposed to the college for the pur- pose of intellectual education. With MANHATTAN SHIRTS Y T. J. MITCHELL Asso. Athletic Editor Nathan he holds that its greatest E. E. HIGG1NS Asso. Athletic Editor benefits are social." f f W. N. KLINE Asso. Athletic Editor Of compulsory military training, t MUNN-BUSH SHOES Y L. M. HEARD Exchange Editor the editor oi the Mercury said: T Y J. W. GRAY Feature Editor "The military training idea seems W. E. MAYS Society Editor to me absurd. I see no reason why T f H. HELLER Club News Editor the college student should ibe con- T RESISTO TIES Y H. L. SHANDS, Y. M. C. A. Editor scripted and. not the young man Y J. N. HELLER Joke Editor outside." f E. P. JORDAN Asso. Joke Editor And of the lecture system: "The f Y T. P. TOWNSEND Asso. Joke Editor American system, it seems to me, ARROW COLLARS Y R. C. HARRINGTON Chairman Reporters Club is better for Americans than the Oxford system. It is dbviously more Dance Sashes STAFF REPORTERS Y Sale of Clothes in accord with the 'habits of mind and now Y J. C. GALLLOWAY, J. G. ADAMS, R. SWEENEY, of our people." f Y H. A. SMITH, F. LACHICOTTE. And of fraternities: "Regardinr White Ducks Going On fraternities, I know nothing. It is T f BUSINESS STAFF comonly alleged that they foster Y Y R. O. PICKENS, BUSINESS MANAGER, W. H. RED- snobbery. But I see no objection Y FERN, Asso. Business Manager. to snobbery personally; all fraternal Y men are snobs in some way or an- CIRCULATION STAFF other. That the fraternities exalt M^MMMMMMMM^MMM T. F. COOLEY Circulation Manager \* R. L. McGEE Asso. Cir. Manager |g J. B. VALLEY Asso. Cir. Manager 1 i^iniiaiiaHiiiiiaiasgfigH^^ I EDITORIAL

Due to the complexity of matters no one would get cheated if students were given five credits for making out a schedule. Judging by the number of students taking Bible this semes- ter, the engineers should work many miracles. It might not be a bad idea to install phonographs or some other noisy instruments in the last few rows of seats in chapel. This" would help the poor students who can never hear the speakers to remain awake. One of the things that has caused quite a bit of comment among the students this year is the chapel speakers. It seems .*# & pity that, with chapel only itwice d week, a student will *oe forced to listen to subjects that have been discussed many times the same year, and hear the same phrases with krothing . new brought out. It is badenough to have tosgo to! chapel, and as frequently happens, sit in a cold building and listen to a talk, but to listen to the same trite expressions concerning re- ligion or opportunities, is much worse. It is our opinion that the authorities should bring speakers here who can not only hold the attention of the students by his delivery or his personality, but by his subject matter. One man who is outstanding among the chapel speakers that have been here is Dr. Jones of Atlanta. In our four years here, we can think of no other speaker that can compare with him. From a man like this, a student actually gains something, but \ U.S.S. Saratoga j)* from many of the speakers who merely fill the platform, say nothing ;and, take an hour to say it, the students gi.in nothing and lose that much time. Some of the engineering students complain that the only speakers that have a subject other than religion speak on some phase of agriculture that they have no interest in, and A Marvel of National Defense feel that they gain nothing from the talk. We can hardly hold this view for we believe in that definition of man which states that an educated man is one who knows everything From this 2K-acre deck, Uncle combined, 180,000 horsepower to about one subject and something about every subject. While a talk on a subject foreign to an engineering course may not Sam's battle planes can now leap the propellers-—enough to drive the benefit the engineers so far as they can see, it will do "them into action—sure of a landing ship at 33 knots (39 miles an hour) no harm. We think, however, that the speakers brought here place on their return, though a —enough to furnish light and power should Fjjsak on engineering subjects, in fairness to those stu- dents who have no particular interest in any of the agricul- thousand miles from shore. # for a city of half a million tural courses. This marvel of national defense people. But the subject of the chapel talks is not necessarily lim- ited to agricultural and engineering topics. Such speakers as was accomplished—and duplicated The design and construction of the Col. McKissick, Edgar Guest, and Dr. Campbell are always —when the airplane carrier, U.S.S. electric equipment for the U. S. S. welcome and always bring a message of interest and benefit Saratoga, and her sister ship, U.S.S. to the students, but we are thoroughly tired of the samness Saratoga and the U.S.S. Lexington, that characterizes the majority of the chapel talks here. Lexington, were completely- to which college-trained men con- electrified. tributed in great measure, YOST letter, he has not yet definitely exemplify the part General made 'plans as to the time of his Fielding H. "Hurry Up" Yost, visit here, but it will .be either In each, four General Electric Electric plays in promoting the famous coach of the University just before or soon after the meet- turbine-generators deliver, the welfare of the nation. •of Michigan, is to visit Clemson in ing in Greenville. It is expected the coming Spring. In a communi- that Coach Yost's visit will not be cation received recently by Coach made during the Spring holidays. 6-24DH Cody, Yost accepted the invitation He 'willspend about a week on the of the athletic department to pay campus, andwill assist in the Spring the college a visit. "Hurry Up" will football training during that time. (be in the South in March and will Those who saw Richard Dix's ■be the guest of the State High photoplay "The Quarterback" at School Athletic Association at its the Y. M. C. A. in December a year meeting in Greenville on the ago will recall the exciting sequence GENERAL ELECTRIC COMPANY,COMPANY ELECTRICSCHENECTADY,SCHENECTADY NEW YORK twenty-ninth. According to the on the muddy gridiron. "Hurry Up" WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 1, 1928 THE TIGER PAGE THREE

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The corns assembled one day in ent at. the time, and we doubt him Prof "Jo-Jo," slightly riled: "Mr. the first week of February to de- not a whit: Weathersby, please look out the cide on a name for the Clemson It was in Professor Morrison's window and see if there isn't a year book. After a great deal of classroom,- just after he had told jackass outside." discussion, they decided that "Taps" one of his old standbys. The class Mr. Weathersby, after looking: was the most appropriate title was indulging in a series of long- "I see only Professor McLucas and ;ince it expressed the idea of the drawn -haw haws that would have Professor Shanklin out there, sir." day's work done, and a remainder done credit to any horse. Time out for the Cadets. that the time was at hand when one must set forth into the land of sweet dreams or nightmares, which- ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦$ ever the case may be. "Taps" is the classical name; it has remained f f with the annual to these ^ twenty T T years, and pro-bably will never be T J. O. Jones Co. T changed. f T Scene: Mess hall. Time twenty Y GREENVILLE, S. C. years ago. Characters: Rat; old- T ooy. T T Rat Ferguson: "I wish we had f THE NEW SPRING SUITS AND T in the Episcopal Church and to thi 3o:meth-in-g good to eat." T T The speaker for the regular Sun- Cadet Corps. The "Rube:" "You don't mean FASHIONS ARE HERE day Vesper Service was Mr. King- Dr. D. W. Daniel has returned to !t? If we had some ham we could T T m-an, pastor of the Methodist Church the -Campus after making addresses fry some ham and eggs, if we ihad ♦♦♦ of Seneca. Mr. Kingman chose as at the annual meeting of the Vir- the eggs." At this point we ask ♦JM$M^*by some as a man who the Book Club on last Wednesday to Favorite f T was pale-faced and weakly person. afternoon. T 218 North Main Street t But again think of the life He Dr. and Mrs. W. W. Watkins Tobacco T lived; He took a regular carpen- have recently returned home from ♦♦♦ ter's place in His father's shop, He a stay in Anderson. Dr. Watkins Peoria, 111. alone drove money-changers out of is very much improved in health. Aug. 26, 1926 the Church, and no other than a CAC Messrs. Larus & Bro. Co. real man could have endured all Richmond, Va. day travelling under the hot Galli- Dear Sirs: i lean sun. Thus it behooves us to Just a con f ession and an appreciation. A number of years ago I was a user exercise a great amount of care in of your Edgeworth smoking tobacco. keeping our God-given bodies in the But like some others, perhaps, I was led Dest of physical trim. The first of February, 19 08, by alluring advertisements to change. While Christ calls us to be men found. Clemson witlh a brand new A few days ago I went into a drug it'sa * « of fine physical abilities, at the Methodist church capable of seat- store to get some tobacco, and on the same time He calls us to be strong ing 400 people, and .having a parlor case was the familiar can of Edgeworth. mentally. The Radio, in many re- and kitchen in the basement. This I bought it and since then I have en- spects, is one of the most -wonderful was some improvement over the joyed old-time comfort. scientific inventions. Few are able system of mass worship in the col- So my confession is that I made a College to understand the radio on account mistake in changing to other brands, lege -chapel. Nevertheless, the cadets and my annreciation is such that Edge- of the complexities it involves. But were still required to attend church there is none that would dare com- worth will be my Smoke Pal while life under the penalty of ten and ten, lasts, which may not be long, for I pare the radio with the human or whatever the punishment was. mind. Again we are reminded to have passed my "three score years and Trained Similar to the case of the old blue ten." do nothing that might mar our laws of South Carolina, th,s church Very truly yours, mental capacity. attendance rule has -been in force (signed) E. P. Fishburn Christ also calls us to the use since the college wa3 a "mere pup." of spiritual powers. After Gen. If compulsory churoh-going were Lee left the army, he (became the a'bol-ished, it would kill all the president of a small inatitution. pleasure of "seating out" occasion- Edgeworth But in the meantime he was offered ally; probably the suggestion of Extra High Grade an enormous salary to become the s-uch a thing would cause a riot in nominal president of an Insurance the corps. But we are getting Smoking; Tobacco Company. Why? Because of the away -from the subject. More Students Use It Than Any , prestige his high standard charac- ter would add to the company. [MgllliHHllSlISB^ Other Kind—and if you paid double Mr. H. G. Wells in selecting Six you couldn't improve on it of the greatest men of history chose such men as Lee and Christ. He Want a pen for lifelong use ?—$7 buys said he made this selection -because I GENTLEMEN OF THE GADET CORPS it; $5, if you want a smaller size. Because these men had made the world a of Parker's Non-Breakable Permanite better iplace in which to live. Barrels these pens have been thrown from Mr. Kingman closed ihis talk in SB "Lend us your ears." airplanes 3,000 feet aloft without damage. saying "Christ calls us to walk Want ease of wriiing?—Parker Duo- down the road of life following in :» fold's famous Pressureless Touch, due to the footsteps so that we may be WE ADVERTISE: a fine ink channel ground between the men of whom God may be proud." 1. Workmanship Deluxe! prongs of the point (bringing capillary at- Mrs. Styles of Seneca rendered a M traction to the aid of gravity feed) is great- beautiful solo, "My Task." est writing improvement in years. CAC 2. One Way Delivery! And Permanite, -while Non-Breakable, PICTURE SCHEDULE makes Duofolds 28c/o lighter in weightthan 3. Cheerful Adjustments! when made 'with rubber &'■ -Tnerly. Thursday. Feb. 2nd—Emil Jen- Why do most college Su.._cnts use it? ninsrs: "The Way of All Flesh". 4. Dry Cleaning (Clemson's only shop) ! —try it yourself and know. Feb. 3rd—Wm. Haines and Joan 5 flashing colors. 3 sizes for men and Crawford in "Spring Fever." 5. Twelve Hours of Polite Service! wom.cn. Six graduated points—one to fit Feb. 4th—"The Wining of Bar- your hand exactly 'biara Worth" Look for imprint, "Geo. S. Parker" on Feb. 5th.—"Northern Alaska To- | WE BOAST OF: WE COOPERATE WITH: cc~h pen. Pencils, too, in colors to match day" News reel 1 1. Our Past Service! pens. See a Parker dealer now. Fe-b. 6th—John Gilbert in H 1. The College! "Twelve Miles Out." T:;E TAKKER PEN COMPANY, JANESVIIXE, WIS. I 2. Friends Made! Feb. 8th.—Lon Ch-aney in "Tell 1 2. Athletics! It To The Marines" 4:15 only. H CAC H 3. Our Present Work! 3. The Cadets! SPECIAL: -See G. H. MoCutcneon ISI for the latest -on Sedan Ventilation. 1 4. Our Barracks Workers!4. Fair Prices! CAC IHi Our Prices Remain the Same I | CMLJ&J&A "Fifteen Years and not an Enemy"

Dr. Lewis Franklin of New York I THE TIGER DRY GLEANING PLANT p p City, Treasurer of the Episcopal The Permanent Pen Church, was the recent guest of Dr. CLINT (THE CADET'S) TAYLOR according to size and Mrs. W. W. Long. While he Red and Black Color Combination Raff. Trade Mark U.S. Pat. Office was at Clemson he made addresses 1 WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 1, 1928 THE TIGER PAGE FIVE

EXCHANGE G. Clemson, the founder of the JOHN GETTYS GARRISON-WALLACE JOHN DOW HARRIS (Continued from page 2) college. R. H. Garrison, '27, and Miss Born to Mr. and Mrs. L. D. A business meeting followed Col. John E. Gettys, '02, was elected Harris ('20), a son, John Dow, on advocacy of taxi driving and similar Hydrick's speech at which the pre- Louise Wallace, oif Anderson, S. C. this month President of the Vic- were married on Dec. 30*h. Dec. 5th. occupations.—Gamecock. siding officer announced that Clem- toria Cotton Mills at Rock Hill, S. MIRIAM WASHINGTON CAC son has scheduled a football game C. Mr. Gettys became connected Born to Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Radios are dominating State Col- with V. M. I. to be played Novem- with the mill upon his graduation Washington ('20), ,a daughter, lege campus in a number that is al- ber 10th. A motion was made from college; was made superin- J. R. MILLER Miriam, Jan. 2 2nd. most equal to the number of Victro- and carried that the Washington tendent in 1906; and has ibeen ac- MILDRED EVELYN HENDERSON Chapter would attend this game en las in the dormitories. There are tive vice-president and general J. R. Miller, '2 5, was drowned Born to Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Hen- aerials that are strung from gable masse and efforts would, be made to manager since 1911. The announce- in Langley pond, near Aiken, Dec. derson, ('25), a daughter Mildred to gable and building to building. encourage all Clemson men residing ment of his recent promotion states 23rd. Accompanied by a pupil Evelyn, Dec. 30th. It is quite evident that if there are in Virginia and North Carolina to join the Washington Chapter in that the action was taken in recog- from the school of which he was ERNEST MOOEE WILLIS any radio waves in action, State nition of his ability and. reward for Born to Mr. and Mrs. H. H. College boys will be benefited by Lynchburg for this game. One of principal, Mr. Miller was hunting his service. Willis ('17), a son, Ernest Moore, entertainments. Many of the radios the leading hotels will ibe desig- on the pond. The first intimation nated as headquarters, and a regis- of the tragedy was the discovery on Dec. 6th. are capable of accumulating news C. M. TROTT from any broadcasting station in ter will ibe maintained. It is esti- of the empty .boat, floating upside BEVERLY ALLAN SLOAN the United States, Mexico, and mated that the Tiger caravan leav- down near the edge oif the pond. Born to Mr. and Mrs. A. H. Sloan .Cuiba. ing Washington will include about At the annual meeting in Colum- Mr. Miller was a native of York (ex-'16) a daughter, Veverly Allan, Just after the World War radios thirty old Tigers many of which bia, C. M. Trott, 'OS, was elected county. November 4th. made their first appearance on the have not had an opportunity to president of the South Carolina campus, and a broadcasting station uncork the Tiger yell for many Branch. Associated General Con- of a short wave length was installed moons. tractors of America. ♦^^^^^♦^♦^♦^♦^♦^♦^^ ►>♦♦ The drive for (membership has in Winston Hall a few years later. shown progress as several new T. B. SPENCER Due to a periodical death of in- faces were present at the luncheon. f terest in the radio field and the A motion was made and carried T f great expense of a radio, the world- that future meetings and luncheons T. B. Spencer, '02, has been T T wide wonder capable of capturing of this chapter will be held the elected President and Treasurer of the interest in the air, failed to fourth Tuesday of each month at the Cascade Mills, oif iMooresville, T T exist among students for a few 12:30 P. M. N. C. For several years Mr. Spen- T -UNIFORMS- f years. J. S. Williams, '23 cer has been 'manager of the Pilot T Now, since twenty-five dollars is Frank Jervey, '14, president. division of the Consolidated Textile a sufficient sum of money to pur- Corp. at Raleigh, and a prominent T T chase a five-tube radio set, college -CAC mill executive. Presentation Sabres, Belts, Flags and All students have taken advantage of A f such an offer, and accordingly the The Chicago Clemson Club held C. B. HAGOOD X f radios within the last two years its first meeting of the year on f Military Supplies are making a fast reappearnce in January 9th at the Electric Service Cluib with the President, Mr. W. G. C. B. Hagood; '03, has 'been T the dormitories. Skilled radio ex- elected President of the Glendale perts have become prominent all McLeod, presiding. A majority of f f the men were present, and once Cotton Mills, of Easley, S. C. Mr. ♦** over the ca.mpus, since Grant's sells more enjoyed the fellowship of old Hagood has been • prominently iden- f the radio in pieces and it is neces- ifriends and classmates. At the tified with manufacturing in the Y T sary for these pieces to "be asembled conclusion of a delightful dinner, Piedmont section for many years. or wired up into a unit. William C. Roland several matters of importance 'were —N. C. State Techinician. brought before the members. The W. H. TAYLOR (INCORPORATED) f CAC . Secretary was instructed to write SEES AMERICA LOSING f to the Alumni Secretary for la list W. H. Taylor, '0 5, has been t ART OF CONVERSATION t of Clemson men located in or near elected General Manager of the Chicago, with the idea of getting ♦$♦ Uniformer of Clemson College Cadets 'Lamenting the decline in Ameri- Slater Mills, now nearing comple- f ■every man not already connected tion at Marietta, S. C ca of conversation as an art, Pro- with the Club on the roll. A re»im- T fessor William Lyon Phelps of Yale, mendation was made that members T said one of the worst faults of HINSON-ADAMS ♦♦♦ who hpd year ibooks or matter in- < General Electric t CLEMSON PENNANTS SOUVENIRS The name of General Electric on your refrig- T SCHOOL SUPPLIES erator is your assurance of unfailing service —year after year. Unlike any other refrigerator you have ever seen, the General Electric has Come in and See the New Tiger Stationery all its mechanism enclosed in a single hermeti- Absolutely the Latest and Snappiest of the Season cally sealed casing. It hasn't a belt or a fan or a drain pipe anywhere. It never needs oiling. Tt It is unusually quiet. Come in today and study T its other advantages for yourself. ^+*+++++++++++**++++++++++++++++++++++ PAGE SIX THE TIGER WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 1, 1928 SPORTS FURMAN HERE FRIDAY SPORTS SPORT M. M. CAMPELL

THE BENGALS came so close to beating Georgia Tuesday night that it wasn't even funny. The game started off with the Tigers taking the lead, then the Bulldogs went into the lead, then it was nip and tuck thruout. This was one of the fastest games seen on the local floor this season. The game ended with.Georgia leading 36 to 32, but if the Tigers had followed up some of those long shots it would have been another story for the folks back in Athens. The Clemson Tunnevs, Leonards, Corbetts, Tendlers, Grif- foss, and Dempseys will take the road on the ninth for Caro- lina where they swafl mits with the Gamecocks. Stutts, Mouledous, Torchia. Rodgers, Johnny Rogers, Howard and Harter are some of the men that have shown outstanding ability in their respective classes. Bigger and better heavies are on the want list. The vacating of the 175-pound chair bv Robinson leaves a gap that is going to be hard to fill. There are quite a few bovs here in school who could make the team on the heavy b'st if they would only go out. You huskies remember that Blocks are to be awarded for boxing this vear. That erirl wouldn't mind a cauliflower ear if you strutted a Block C to detract her attention from the earphone. The barracks football elevens are slowly getting into shape and it cannot be long now before we can hear the quarter barking the siornaJs; the thud of punt as the pigskin spirals its way thru the air. Of all the hard ]nck we have ever witnessed "Smoky's" rats have lost most of thei-r games this year bv a sheer margin^ of one or two poin+s. See^s fs if old Jonah himself is tagging along: after the Cubs. The Rats have yet nine games to play and to outwit old Jonah we suggest that the Frosh players c?rry rabbet fe^t. hovse shoes, and for "Smoky's" sake steer clear of RED-HEADED. CROSS-EYED GIRLS. Captain Har- combe should put the boys on a wishbone diet. The Rats have a erood team end they are going to win some, games before this thing is over with. The remainder of their sched- ule is somewhere in this issue of the Tiger. Look it over.

The Purple Hurricane is the next oponent for the Varsity Five and they will be met Friday. The Fur- man quint won a close game from NATIONAL ORATORICAL the Tigers in Greenville not so long ago. We believe that the Clemson Distinguished by a favor that places it first basketeers are going to even the CONTEST ANNOUNCED count when the Hurricane is play- IT IS a natural pride that Camel feels for is indeed the myriad qualities of per- ed on the local court. mits triumphs. Not only did it lead the fection that are to he found in the Winner Last Years Contest Only one more week and a day field shortly after its introduction. It choicest tobaccos grown. And the art of before damson's newest varsity From N. C. State team, the leather pushers, will passed cteadily on with each succeeding Nature is aided by a blending that un- swing into action for their first in- National Intercollegiate Oratorical tercollegiate meet in boxing. The Contest, year until today it holds a place in pub- folds each delicate taste and fragrance. exponents of this manly art of self 1217 National Press Building, lie favor higher than any other smoke You will more than like Camels, defense having been working hard Washington, D. C. and are confident of winning a few Washington, Feb. 1: The Na- ever reached. Camel is supreme with You will find a solace in them every victories before the final curtain is tional Intercollegiate Oratorical brought down. Contest on the Constitution, which modern smokers. smoking hour. .Their mildness and Coavh McLeod is not too optimis- has been conducted for the past 3bviou5ly,zouslj, there is a quality here mmellowness are an endless pleasure, tic, and neither is he pessimisstic. three years hy tlhe Better America "Dizzy" has a rather large group Federation of California, will be that particular emokers a-mreciatc. It ''Have a Camel!" from which to chose his representa- continued this year, according to tives. The heavyweight division an announcement today at contest R. J. EEY:IOLD3 or..'.cco OMPANY, I7IN3T0N- SALEM, N. C. has been left open hy the losing of headquarters, 1217 National Press i 1927 "Big Joe" Robinson, widely herald- Building, Washington. ed heavyweight who tips the beams The prizes will be the same as in somewhere in the vicinity of 200 iprevious years, namely §5,000 in pounds. cash, divided among the seven Early, Cain, Gassaway, Cato, National finalists in the following Harter, Howard, Hinson, Hays, amounts: First place, $1500; se- by April 15. Regional semi-finals Mouldous, Rodgers, Stutts, Torchia, cond, 11000; third, $750; fourth, will be held April 29. $550; fiftlh, $450; sixth, $400 and The national finalists of 19 27 Vincent, Valley, Wells, McCauley, were: H. J. Oberholzer, N. C. State ? THE BEST LINE OF PIPES I HAVE and Rogers are the men that are seventh, $350. The national finals f will be held in Los Angeles on Agricultural College, winner of first T T fighting for a place on the team. place; Arthur Lee Syvertson Uni- EVER HAD The schedule opens on February June 21. T Any hona fide undergraduate stu- versity of So. Californi, winner of T 9th in Columbia where the boys second place; Hardy M. Ray, North- T Look them over* will meet Carolina. From Colum- dent in any university or college ■in the United States is eligible. The western University, winner of third T bia, "Dizzy" and his charges will •place; W. C. Cusack, Dartmouth head for Jacksonville where the orations, which moist not require more than ten minutes for delivery, Clarke Beach, Maryland; David A. f f Florida Alligators will he taken on Moscovitz, Rutgers and Max N. T the night of the 11th. From Jax must he on one of the following Joe Sloan's Y Kroloff, Morningside College, Iowa. they return home for a meet with subjects: The Constitution, Wash- ? ington and the Constitution, Ham- The championship of 1926 was the Georgia Bulldogs on the 15th. T ilton and the Constitution, Jeffer- won by Charles T. Murphy of Ford POPULAR PRICES Their last meet will be with Geor- son and the Constitution, Marshall ham University, and that of 192n gia in Athens on the 23rd. by E. Wright Bakke, Northwestern t t and the Constitution, Franklin and The boxing team is going to the Constitution. Madison and ths University. Charlnttesville, Va. on March 2nd Constitution, Webster and the Con- For further information address and 3rd for the Conference tourney, st'tution, and Lincoln and the Con- contest headquarters as indicated where thev bone to bs crowned stitution. above. p0,i»i.Qrn Ohamp#s. The nation is divided into seven Any big boy that weighs 17b regions for the purposes of the -CAC- pounds or beyond and feels that he contest. The colleges in e,ach re- ♦*^M^*^*^M$M»*^^^^^ isn't getting enousrh exercise is gion • compete among themselves, RESUI/FS OF JUDGMENTS 'urged to come out, in all probability generally by States, to determine IN ARCHITECTURE the heavy candidates will have an the finalists for each region. The f f easy time making the team as regional finalists compete late in Senior Design Y Y there is no one for the place now. May to determine the one sneaker "A Reception Hall" Y t from each region who is to have a Bryce, G. T., and Levin J. D. CLIff SCALES AND CROWTHER Y Rat Bnskctbill Schedule ip^ace in the National finals. A. placed first. t P'edmont here—Feb. 2 tdace in the National finals automa- Junior Design i tically carries with it an award "A Shop Front" Riverside at Gainesville—Feb. 7 ransring from $350 to $1500, ac- Ferguson, J. E. placed first Georgia at Athens—Feb. 8 cording to the ratines given the dif- Sherman, D. B. placed second f TRANSFER AND U-DRIVE-IT f G. M. C. at Milledgeville—Feb. 9 ferent national finalists. Sophomore Design Y T Gordon at Barne^ville Feb. 10 Colleges may be enrolled in the "A Mausoleum" Cornelia here—Feb. 14 contest by action of either a col- Whitlock, H. W. placed first. WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS f Riverside here—Feb. 18 lege official or a student. Entr'es This design given highest commen-, ^ Newberry here—Feb. 21 , Y i-lose March 15. The spokesman dation of any during first semester, i ♦ < ♦♦♦ Pelzer here—Feb. 22 for each college must be designated Ware, M. D. placed second. | ■^^^^^^♦^♦^^^^♦^^^^^♦-^"^J^I^I^I^I^I^I^^^"^-