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VOLUMES Weather-Rollo SwlsWildlOats.L MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE, MARCHII 4, 1927 Rights ight uI duesas the homelieste d NUMBER 20 Southwestern Will Debate Vanderbilt Team * * * * * * * * * i* # * s " t ONE MAN TEAMS WILL ARGUE I N TENN. AND MISS. PLAY FOOTBALL GAME SATURDAY Chester Frist Will Represent Southwestern in 14-De- SCRUBS bates in Two States One of This Bevy of Southwestern Queens Will Be Annual Sponsor 1 DERIDE

Vanderbilt and Southwestern are to VARSITY CLAIM meet in a series of debates, according to Chester Frist, president Quibblers' TO SUPERIORITY Forum Men's debating club. Frist says that arrangements have beet made with Gridmen Vanderbilt for a deating tour of six to Prove last Satur- West Tennessee towns atd eight Miss- day 'arsity Victory issippi towns. was Prank of Fate One man is to be choset from each student body, and each will have two There will be a football gane at iS minute debates prepared with a Fargason Field Saturday afternoon five-minute rebuttal. The audience providing the weather is good. So will pick the subject they wished ar- saveth Coach Jess Neely who will prob- gued, attd presto! the boys will argue ably let the spritng varsity squad and on that subject. the scrubs fight it out again. The Plais are under way for the two scrubs are still not satisfied that the topics to be on the Prohibition Amend- spring varsity has the best team and nent and the McNaury-Haugen bill, have been moatning since Saturday but the questions have niot definitely about a returI game. Sid 'Barrel" been determined. Davis, who anniounced is chapel last Chester Frist will be the Southwest- Saturday of the scrubs expected easy ern orator, with Bob York as alternate. victory that afternoos, should be sued Vanderbilt has not wired its choice. for libel as the scrubs dropped that Such a sovel plan has never been game 12 to 0. Since theis "Barrel" tried before at Southwestert. Vander- has been heard naking dark hints hilt tried the plan last year in Georgia, -00, __" . about bribing the referee, players Kentucky, and such good results were - - throwitg the game and about propa- obtained it advertisisg for the institu- ganda spread that Dago's ksee woulds't tions, ad it enlightenisg the rabble- hold up for a 5o-sard ruts. Dago's kisee ent, that the istitution invted South- did hold up and it was a ruts for a western to be the opposing side to her to uchdown. speaker this year. The boys will de- Cach Neely would prefer to play bate a total of 35-minutes each night West Tennessee Teachers or ose of for a week, each night in a different she city high schools who are hold- towi, which have not beet selected as ing spring practice, and such a game yet. The high schools in the different may be arranged soon. stops will be sponsors of the debates. Last Saturdays game proved a success as far as trying out players was conicerned. Neely was, ont the whole, WATER OAKS TO satisfied ts the appearance of tse squad but expects to make some improve- ment it the backfield's blocking and ADORN CAMPUS the litne's offetsse. Both were rather weak last Saturday but that is to be Thirty 'Trees in Double Row expected in the first game of the sea- Down Campus. son.

Thirty water oak trees will be planted in a double row from the steps in Doc Encourages Use front of Palmer Hall and extending to the North Parkway boulevard, ac- Of Prunes And Has A _ cording to President Charles E. Diehl. \ Supply For Studes Dr. Diehl announces that the trees Beauty will out, but too much of it with cramped limitations is hard on Ahred Hicks, editor Lynx annual, who must pick the year book "Ilasve iouhad your prune today?" will be planted soon. in time to come sponsor from these eight co-eds. She must be representative of Southwestern life: socially, figuratively, coquettishly, lovably, and elsewise. The L. P.'Doc" Watkins, finder of the per- there will be a sidewalk laid running aspirants of the honor are: Top row, left to right, Miss Maretta Graham, who was a winner in the popularity contest staged recently. Miss fect peace, has been passing out the down the center of the double row. Graham is a prominent sorority leader, being a member of Chi Omega. Miss Mildred Rainwater, A. 0. Pi initiate, basketball player, waltzer boarding house staple with the earnest A beauty, and with other appealing features, stands high in favor for the honor. Miss Mary Frances Faires, Chi Omega sister, is another freshette request that all try one, lie said that who will be hard to dislodge from first place. Miss Dorothy Lee Cornet, freshette, vivacious, cheerful, \insome, is a prime favorite for Lynx the medic prescribed them because they NEWS IN BRIEF sponsor. Bottom row, left to right: Miss Llise Porter, member Kappa Delta sorority', and adjudged one of the most popular of Southwestern would do one good. I lis philanthropistic co-eds, is claimant for the sponsor award. Miss Mary Frances Philips, A. 0. Pi member, is one of the most beautiful girls on the campus. If soul prompts him to pass out the grati- FROM ABROAD it takes personality and allurements to win, Miss Philips will be there when final choice is made. Miss Amalie Fair, Chi Omega, was pronounced tudes wshich cost him shekels to obtain. the most popular co-ed at Southwestern by students in the recent contest for said position. Miss Catherine Underwood, A. 0. Pi, and leading "I had a funny dream the other night," lady in more than one Pal dramatic production, bids fair to follow the lead role and surmount other claimants to the crown of Lynx sponsor. Doe confided. "I dreamt that J. D. L:NIVLRSITY OF TEXAS ALS- Causey and myself were attending a TIN, 'I EX.-A small fortune is locked Jimmy Johnson Pens Tenis banquet. 'We were the only ones in an old vault which has not been 'Late For Chapel' TRY CO-ED ON PROFESSOR IN there. I was giving an ovation and sum- opened for 30 years because the combi- Club Thrives As And Dedicates Song marizing the successful season just past. nation is not known and the lock is so EVOLUTION LAW 20REBELLIONS I waxed warm with fervor. J. D. was rusted that not even a locksmith can Members Increase To Louise Ralston exuding with unction. Both of us open it. The fortune consists of a col- were highly elated. But J. D. ate the The "Late for Chapel" club has been "Blondes or Brunettes" is the latest lection of rare and ancient coins and Try Case in Moot Court. Defacto Governments last prune and I woke up and found organized, and holds daily meetings at song number to arise and arrive in Mem- Aids medals gathered by a famous cattleman that I had been dreaming," he added. 8:35 a. m. in the hail outside the chapel. Defendant Denies Charge phis. Jimmy Johnson, popular South- With Constitutions and capitalist. In the stealth of night Doc sasys he found Since its origin the club has continued western pianist, composed the song re- Miss Rosa May Clark will be tried that J. D. had not eaten the last prune, to grow and there is keen competition cently and has dedicated it to Louise COLUMBUS, Ohio.-(IP)-Dr. Her- UNIVERSITY OF DENVER, DEN- before a moot court of Kadis club for he still had several left in a sack. with those inside the locked doors. Ralston, a freshette. bert A. Miller, professor of sociology VER, COL-The annual Adam and Eve lawyers at the next meeting, charged Johnson and Miss Eleanor "Becky" Backham and Mc- Ralston will dance at Ohio Slate University, has had more day was recently celebrated on the Arts with teaching the pros and cons of to Ghee Moore hold the offices and con- the strains of the tune Saturday night to do with twenty-odd revolutions of campus of this school. The tradition evolution. at Last End Dancing Gardens. Oscar duct the exercises. Other charter mem- the world since 1910 than any other PROF ATTENDS was inaugurated in 1916 when Chancel- Grogan will give a vocal rendition and bers are: Maretta Graham, song leader; Miss Clark will have no witnesses living human being, according to the lor Buchtel held the first chapel cere- the Washington Syncopators will give ais Rosa May Clark, roll taker and dough to fall upon, but will be assisted by Ohio State Lantern. mony and after explaining the signifi- orchestration of the composition. LANGUAGE MEET stoker and chim- Sam Rhem, defending attorney, in her cance of the apple in the lives of Adam stabber; David Pipes, Dr. Miller has aided a number of Cotton Thomas, Anne Treze- claim that she did not violate the evo- and Eve, handed each student an apple ney sweep; defacto governmests in Europe to form vant, May Iowry and Walter McLe- lution law. at Annual as they filed out. Frosh Force Soph their new conistitutions and has trans- Dr. Townsend * * * more, audience. Abe Fortas will prosecute the case lated several other constitutions into Philological Gathering of evolution. Billy UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA, Flowers will pre- Eds to Delay Skits English for the revolutionists. side as judge, with the ST. PAUL, MINN.-Packing all-day audience as The postponed sophomore ed pro- The Sociologist has just recently re- Dr. C. L. Townsend will be in Nash- jury. J. L. Pace, foreman of the jury, suckers for $1 a day and working in a gram will be given in chapel Saturday turned from Mexico where he was the ville over the week-end attending the will be subjected to hearing the evi- box factory for $13 a week were the two Phases of Student morning. The freshman farce put on leader of a group of 300 Americans annual meeting of the Tennessee dence also. occupations tried by two girls who are Life Is Discussed last Friday morning was of such rare studying conditions there. Philological Association. Last year at members of the Students' Industrial The Kadis club met In its regular bi- humor that it was decided that time the meeting of the Association held in Group in an effort to understand fac- The newly organized Sociology club weekly meeting Wednesday afternoon. should smoulder the appreciation so Memphis at Southwestern, Dr. Town- tory conditions. held its second meeting Thursday after- Luther Southworth and Bob York were that there would be a new supply for Pals Rehearse For send was honored with the office of noon at 3 o'clock. Talks on "School admitted into the ranks of the law- the sophomore boys when they try president. CORNELL UNIVERSITY, ITHACA, Spirit" by Rubye Sebulsky, "Student yers. their hand at entertaining. Coming Production Southwestern professors took a Activities" by Billy Montgomery, and N. Y.--Muscles of Cornell athletes are Rehearsals by Pal Players for the prominent part on the program at the "How to Promote Friendliness" by to be the specimens used in a study to coming producton of "Rollo's Wild last session, but an equally interesting Elizabeth Baker were followed by open be made by Dr. Archibald Vivian Hill, Bulletin Off Press "Never Alone" Oat" are being held at least four times program Is promised by Dr. R. B. discussion. t winner of the Nobel prize in medicine Quarterly Southwestern bulletin is off "Never Alone' Is the topIc selected each week. It is planned by Prof. Sam Steele, of Vanderbilt, who Is chairman in 1922. Professor Hill will study the The club meets bi-weekly to discuss the press. The bulletin is issued in the by Charles F. Stewart for a sermon to Monk to stage the Broadway sensation of the program committee at present. chemistry and mechanism of muscular present social problems. Mrs. C. L. interests of the college and its activi- be delIvered Sunday nIght at Eastland is Hardie chapel within the next six Dr. Townsend wIll be back on the I contraction. Townsend sponsors the organization. ties. I Presbyterian -church. weeks. campus Monday. Page Two THE SOU'WESTER 0

_ _ _ _ ._.. _.. _ ._ .. ,._., II-L. - The SOU'WESTER I'm the Gink WHO'S WHO IN TALKING Published weekly by the student body of Southwestern, the College of the FLASHES I'm the "he-man" gink who is SENIOR CLASS On Whims of Life By Mississippi Valley, Memphis, Tennessee. Of College Life On so big-hearted that I just can't resist the opportunity Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice at Memphis, Tenn., under act to do my dormitory mates a favor by us- of March 3, 1878. Charles F. Stewart, Jr. SOUTHWORTH OTHER CAMPS ing their towels, handkerchiefs, Charlie is the big high mogul of -- '-----*'.------' VOLUME 8 MARCH 4, 1927 NUMBER 20 shirts, ties, socks, pens, ink, best Robb Hall: he is the duly elected cap- of the WILLIAMSTOWN, Mass.-(IP)- stationery, newest cards, razor PRESIDENT Ralph McCaskill tain to represent that body of dormi- Boosters' Club bemoaned the fac' Over six hundred of the 750 students blades, shaving powder, and EDITORIAL STAFF tory inmates on the auxiliary unit to at Williams college have signed a peti- other supplies which I am too Monday- morning in chapel that there Editor------_Luther Southworth the Honor Council which tries cases of was no school spirit, no pep, or life Avenue Phone 2-1769 tion asking the board of trustees of cheap to buy-WHEN THEY ARE 1579 Court student decorum. Charlie is a good boy Associate Editor ...... Edward the college to allow them three times OUT OF THEIR ROOMS AND He pointed out the obvious fact tha Dirmeyer for the job,. He is a ministerial candi- town students as a whole come to Sporting Editor ...... Vern Baumgarten as many daily chapel cuts as they now NOBODY IS THERE TO SEE ME. date, and does that each Sunday night Co-Ed Editress ...... Ethel Brown are allowed, and twice as many Sun- I think it is great sport to work Southwestern games, the art in dramat at Eastland Presbyterian church. He Feature Writer S...am Rhem A committee of students so clever a ruse daily and really answering 'yes' when their names are day cuts. is one of the three S ,uthwestern stud- called in the classroom. Personals Marcelle Yard journeyed to New York last Saturday think I am getting away with it ents who preaches each Sunday. Special Assignments ...... Ramsey Russell the petition to the trustees unknown. At any rate I am so Primarily this is what we come to to present Chares Franklin Stewart, Jr.-the Special Assignments Walter Stewart who were meeting on that day. The important to the college's gen- college for. But if one pursues the full appellation, was born at Hamilton, Special Assignments ...... Louise Miller for immediate action. eral welfare that ANYBODY policy of vanishing from the camput petition asked Miss., many years ago. Charlie will not Special Assignments .. Effie Lee Ingram would be glad to contribute to- as soon as the bell rings ending the on what but it is thought not Special Assignments Rosa May Clark wards my ill-gotten comfort. I say date, final recitation of the day, then that MONTREAL, Canada-(IP)-A so- to have been before the flood. He I ypist ...... Chas. Robertson l:ave done some clever work in person will not get near the value ou ciety for the Suppression of vice in and attended the Hamilton grammar and I'm T he Gink ...... - Tom Appleton has been IRobb Hall this year and feel of his four years at college as he woulc around McGill University high school, graduating in 1923. In Senior Write-ups .- ...... -..-.-...... Ed Buder proud of it. I always manage to if he joined in the student activities. formed by students of the university September, 1923, Charlie entered Circulation M anager...... Lindsey Gunn shift blame to my roommates or A student can get those facts in class- here. They demand, among other Southwestern Presbyterian others, and look the innocent lt- University. room which cannot be gotten outside things, the abolishing of all college Ever since entering he has maintained BUSINESS STAFF tie cherub that I know people of these walls, but he cannot get the dances. his unbreakable rule of life to retire Managing Editor J. Robert York think I am. My victims would poise that public speaking gves to one, 1639 Monroe Avenue Phone 7-4428 each night at 9 o'clock and arise each MINNEAPOLIS, Minn.-(IP)-Sen- no doubt love to see me kicked the culture and refinement of the so- -- morn at 7. This good habit has trailed Accountant ------Sidney Cameron out of school, but they just don't cial activities, the thought of the philo- Assistant Accountant Ethel llutkin iors in four colleges of the University him unceasingly and he is still the out- of Minnesota, who have maintained an know enough to appreciate me. sophical and foreign language clubs, Advertising Manager...... -.-.-.... (Open) standing "chicken" in Robb Hall. But the training of the journalistic staffs, Advertising Solicitor -...... A. L. Hlicks average of C in their scholastic work, he lays claim to other honors. He is are to be exempt from final examina- the music of the glee club, the person- Advertising Solicitor ...... -. F. M. Perry a member of Kappa Alpha fraternity, week. S*""""""" "~~"""""-- """"""-- - ality of campus chats, the spirit ol tions, it was announced here last Alpha Theta Phi, president of the Y. The Sou'wester is served by the INTERCOLLEGIATE PRESS. * * * Southwestern gamse, the art in dramat- M. C. A. 1926-27, and numerous other ics, the popularity of his fellowman. UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA- Kampus Kats organizations. Remittances or business communications should be sent to the Managing All this can be acquired through stay- (IP)-Dogs have been banned from Charlie is one of those fellows who Editor. Advertising rates upon application. Communications upon topics of ing on the campus for those things the campus of the university here by interest are invited. They should be sent to the Editor. It tickles our sense of humor to see appreciates a good joke and a rocking that are not evident during hours when order of the president. Mr. Foote taking Miss Hand and Miss chair. classes are in session. All copy for publication must be in the Sou'wester office by 2 p. m. Tues- Head out for a walk. ** * day preceding appearance on following Friday. TORONTO, Canada-(IP)-Ques- tioned by a Varsity reporter, professors I T is a glorious feeling when one does Laura Byers slapped Dena Northcros Dancing at the Uiiversity of Toronto have good work and knows that it is appre- because of a certain S. C. he "S" most 9 to 12 agreed that they would rather deciph- ciated. We have in mind the president Why Strain The Gnat? probably stands for Sydney. er ancient hieroglyphics than of the student body. On the surface We protest to the powers that be on behalf of the student body against such attempt * * * to read the handwriting of the average there is no work attendant upon this notices as the one posted on the bulletin board asking suspended students to re- Why is it that Dot Miller, the new college student. office but that of asking for announce- main off the campus. Every suspended student is technically an alumnus, and co-ed at the dorm, is always the firstone COLLEGE ments and telling girls where they can every alumnus should be kept in a favorable frame of mind toward the institu- go to breakfast and the last one to come WORCESTER, Mass.-(IP)--A procure their lost doreens. This daily tion. If any particular student is making himself or herself a nuisance, by all from supper? part of the traditions of Holy Cross ritual is but the surface. Below the means ask that student to remain off the campus, but why slap all suspended * * * NIGHT college were lost when a group of his- surface there is the responsibility of students by deliberately making them made mad by the expulsion provision. The other day Maretta and lEdgave toric pines on the campus were cut Every Saturday seeing that the students abide by col- Those in authority must realize that such an action creates such a type of enemy each other a troubled look when lIer- down to make way for a new gymna- lege rules, to keep them happy and that is the most dangerous to the welfare of the institution. They can do much nando,. Miss. was mentio'ned sium. optimistic, to plan programs for their harm in hurtful propaganda. The college is not firmly enough established for it At enjoyment and edification. The presi- to buck adverse criticisms. .Mary very GADSDEN, Ala.-(IP)-Another Irances Iaires is either dent must spend his time planning student suicide occurred here on Feb. brave or else she is smarter than mot for special trains (to which the stud- freshettes. Sunday she swas seen at 21, when 19-year-old Estelle Wood- EAST END ents heartedly accede), to welcoming The Girls Are Getting Their Own church with .-.Dulin. while I Iaber sat ham, student at Douglas Academy, took outside colleges to debates, athletic them. Sophomore co-eds challenged the freshettes to play basketball; they ac- her own life by shooting herself in the just behind meets; he must be several steps ahead Back It Up cepted and the interest ran high. The winner was to meet a junior and then head. Classmates at the academy could * ** of the day, and he can only attain that senior co-ed team. This demonstrates that the girls now feel that they have not account for her action. Too hbad about Katherine Lockwood's pace by keeping alert, and he must be a voice and active part in collegiate sports. Thus far they have made but little culti- * * temperament. ll great actresses 1.oo Per Person adroit enough to detect events before headway in the matter of sports. They have had to be content with having CAMBRIDGE, Mass.-(IP)-Dr. vate one, but we didn't expect it so soon they happen. He must be held ac- ** * an athletic friend. Now they can don the Southwestern black and red on their Alice Hamilton, assistant professor of countable for measures which an un- own initiative. This will tend to give them that feeling and love for the insti- industrial Medicine at Harvard Medical It is generally understod that Mis- Cortese Bros., Mgrs. thinking student body might pass on tution which is abstractly spoken of as school spirit. School, has been appointed expert ad- I.nderwood rates. She declared in the without realizing the full meaning of. We heard a freshman remark recently that the reason there was no real visor to the Health Committee of the Girls; Social room that a certain prof *'------*-**I* Yes, the student president should be spirit here was the fact that the freshmen are allowed too many liberties, and League of Nations. has volunteered his big, black, deep- given a fitting memento each year in are not made to toe the line sharply enough by upper classmen. This partic- breathing motor and himself as chap- appreciation of his efforts at steering ular freshman urged upon his audience the ancient maxim of "spare the rod CAMBRIDGE, Mass.-(IP)-The erone for use incoming to "Rollo's Wild "Moon Bralnd" Collegiate the student body through the course of and spoil the child." This hint might be tried and if it works then the fresh- Harvard Club has decided to present Oat" rehearsals. a year's scholastic work. Slickers While the men will get what they want, the school spirit will rise, upper classmen will for its Spring performance Shakes- (Best Grade) gift need not be expensive, yet it gain their proper pedestal of freshman "awe," and everything will be lovely. peare's "Taming of the Shrew" with Beckie says that Kahanski has the should be so enduring that when the $6.00 modern dress and action. prettiest lips that she ever saw. IHow faithful servant returns to the alma does she get that way? All Kinds of Rubber Goods mater years later he can say: "Boys, Let the Bon Fire Blaze MINNEAPOLIS, Minn.-(IP)-The here's what I got for being on the job. Memphis has but recently donned her spurs as a modern "city." Traffic group of 36 students expelled from the Rumor has it that May I lowry suf- TOWNER & CO. I was president for a whole year. It fered a severe lights were installed recently, which, to the one who has visited large cities, University of Minnesota recently for drop from a spirited horse made me flunk in several courses, but know this is a brand of such distinction. But Memphis, while she may be a failure to attend compulsory military recently. Perhaps she had better not Inc. somebody had to be president, and my "city" in the sense of her new-found size, is still a "hamlet" in the size of her drill have decided to determine by try to ride again behind a young gen- students wanted me, so I gritted my tleman who 14 N. Second St. Phone 6-0166 collegiate growth. She does not enjoy the full meaning of what Southwestern court action the legality of compulsory refused to be embraced, and teeth and burned the oil longer each is to Memphis as a college. She has the appreciation necessary but it must drill at Minnesota and other land grant may both she and Beckie be more prop- night because of their - ...... i...... e ie.. mlleo.m aeoso.o ell i.l trust. This was be shaken to become noticeable. colleges. erly attired for their next equestrine at- given me as a remembrance. A dupli- Hence we offer the suggestion that Southwestern students advertise our * * * tempt. cate might be bought for a pittance but alma mater by setting a date soon for a monster "Southwestern Jubilee Cele- LAWRENCE, Kan.-(IP)-A group it would take a fortune to get this one bration," in which the entire student body will don night shirts, caps, firebrands of co-eds at the University of Kansas Send Your -it shows appreciation for honest ef- and light a huge pile of boxes, discarded pianos, trees, or in fact any kind of have voluntarily imposed penalties on Journal On Campus fort." wood. The daily newspapers would immediately take up the tip, for it would themselves for attending a dance later Middle Next Week Laundry To We ought to remember our student be the first such solemn collegiate rite ever staged in Memphis. The Press- than the university rules allowed. president The Journal is now in this year. Scimitar will make a movie of it and flash it on the Loew State screen. Per- They will remain on the campus for the hands of the printers and * , haps Fox News or some other popular film concern would have a man handy three consecutive week-ends. will be on the campus Newsum-Warren Laundry * * * about the middle of to record the revelling scene of jubilant students with firebrands in hand as next week. Every the office attest to student who has Company STATISTICS from they enjoyed a regular big-time fun by the huge bon fire. These pictures would STANFORD UNIVERSITY, Cal.- paid his fees is en- the fact that Southwestern co-eds titled to a copy of the Journal. A are better students be shown throughout the United States. (lP)-Official valentines were sent out than boys, that larger and better issue is promised Phone 6-1035 Greek letter organizations are better Southwestern needs endowments. Many have money but do not know what by the registrar of Stanford university in the form of notices than before Christmas. to do with it. This spectacular sight might persuade them to give it to South- of poor work ...... scholastically than non-frat students. I- ...... - -..-- .-... -----...... western, perhaps as a memorial to them if they give enough to build ill the classroom. We cannot fathom the reason for this. an entire edifice. And it will show Memphians that they cannot sleep while there is * * * Perhaps someone will write the editor - -" such feeling within their midst. They will come out to join with EASTON, Pa.-(IP)-For the first an enlightening letter giving their de- the roisterers, and get fun by witnessing the time in the history of the college, the duction of this question. The reason sight. They will be the more prone to loosen their purse strings when Mayor Paine calls upon them to contribute shekels fraternity group at Lafayette has av- for this is that it might furnish a HOTEL to liquidate indebtedness incurred eraged higher grades than the non-fra- PEABODY theme for a good story for the Sou'- by teaching Southwestern students the wester. ways of life. ternity group. "THE SOUTH'S WAUPAN, Wis.-(IP)-Ninety con- FINEST-ONE OF AMERICA'S BEST" N the past issue of the Sou'wester we victs at the State penitentiary here noticed a news item in which mem- have enrolled in the correspondence i * -i : bers of the Sociology club advocated sschool of the University of Wisconsin. Social Features Travel Service for campus benches. We agree They pay for the course by prison with Small Brother: Mother said I was to "This is the unkindest cut of all," them. Warm weather is coming. Stud- eearnings or by loans from the univer- call you. said Louis XVI. as the guillotine fell. DANCING NIGHTS! VACATIONS ABROAD! ents having off periods will want to ssity. Big Brother (sleepily): Three Aces. * * * EVERY WEDNESDAY AND browse about on the campus, to breath STUDENTS' THIRD CLASS What you got? If silence were golden, the library in the atmosphere of sp'ring. It will do DELAWARE, OHIO, (IP)-Presi- SATURDAY EVENINGS wouldn't make much of a mine. ROUND TRIP $165.00 them good. At cdent John Hoffman, of Ohio Wesleyan present the only stable Barrel-"Is Gip dumb?" * * * JUST LEAVE IT TO seating facility on the campus is University, is recuperating in a Battle the Verne-"Say, he thinks that a fly- Sign seen on back of Ford: In case wall by Asher Memorial Creek sanitarium, where he has been gateway. The ing mare is an equine aviator." of fire, throw this in. TO AVOID DISAPPOINT- ill for some weeks. only mean feature of it is that it is too * * * small to accommodate all students MENT, INEVITABLE TOO who Remnant Sale-Slightly used ball Troll a dirge for Johnny Bull, need a place to ensconce and chat. KIRKSVILLE, MO. (IP)-A stud- LATE DECISIONS, players for sale. Name your own He stole second with the bases full. "THE SEVEN MAKE eent, 75 years old, bhas just been granted ACES" The Sociology club advocates price. Coach Neely. RESERVATIONS EARLY. benches. If money for good benches aa B. S. degree by the State Teachers THE DYNAMIC DANCE We would hesitate to re-enact the College here. He had attended several cannot be obtained, why not ask the Prof: "For what is Julius Caesar ORCHESTRA scene committed to our delicious mem- ccolleges during his life, but never long San Hedrln to pick out freshman ham- famous?" ory last Sunday by a certain prominent PEABODY'S WORLD - mer wielders and eenough to get a degree until now. let them make sev- '29: "For being the ancestor of Mus- co-ed who was gently and lovingly * *+ eral benches. When the college open- WIDE TRAVEL SERVICE- solini." driven to the sidewalk entrance to the MONTREAL, CAN.- (IP)-McGill ed last year there was a make-shift REPRESENTING campus on University Boulevard. We uuniversity is considering the establish- ALL structure between Robb Hall and Palm- Monday afternoon the spring foot- were one of several eds who gazed and nment of a department of Chinese COVER CHARGE STEAMSHIP COMPANIES er HIall. This was a favored rendez- studies. ball squad had a hard workout at awed at the planting of the kiss. If 1The Board of Governors of the univer- $1.00 PER PERSON i vous for palaver parties. AND TOURISTS' AGEN- It was so Loew's State, where they watched Smith Brothers' cough drops are good sity recommended such action for the different from classroom chairs 8:30 P.M. CIES. (No Extra that John Gilbert go through a strenuous for colds, what is good for chapped Ppurpose of fostering a better under- charge.) it was popular, yes, quite popular. tackling session. lips? s,standing between Canada and China. ; WHU y y .~~~~--- MNWWYY~lN1NYNNYN~fYYYYYNNYYYMNYNUNI1NYINYNNNYYYIMN 4J THE SOU'WESTER Page. Three WEST POINTER COLLEGE YEAR Purdue Has Daily IS CRIPPLED BY ICOURTSHIP EPIDEMIC RUINS FLOATING UNIVERSITY WILL END ONE 30-Minute Y. M.C. A. ROME.-The time is not yet ripe emancipation of women, misinterpret- they would have if the students had Religious Service 'HAZING SQUAD' for coeducation on the high seas, Hen- ed the meaning of the venture, with been confined to a well selected body WEEK SOONER LAFAYETTE, Ind.-(IP)-Dally ry J. Allen, former Governor of Kan- resultant complications. of male undergraduates. Neither the thirty-minute "Meditation Hours" are Says Upper Classmen sas, believes. His experiences aboard "Originally the cruise was intended Asiatic nor the European countries are being held at Purdue university, under Cadet the steamer Ryndam, the American for men only," said the former Gover- yet ready to cooperate with us in co- Easter Holidays Waived that the auspices of the Y. M. C. A. The Make 'Living Hell' for "floating university," which sailed nor, who is a member of the Faculty educational undertakings." College Might Adjourn services last from 4 to 4:30 each after- the Plebes from New York in September on a university, "but when noon. of the floating KING BREAKS MOURNING On May 31 world cruise, convinced him of the ad- this was found impracticable because The program for the half hour con- ATLANTA, Ga.,-King WASHINGTON.-Barbarous methods visability of waiting some time before of insufficiency of male application Rama VII, of Commencement exercises at. South- sists of ten minutes of the best music of "hazing," alleged to have been again attempting to send young men it was decided to try coeducation. We Siam, broke a season of mourning for western have been moved from June played by the university organist, fol- the late Rama VI., to do honor to 600 practiced against entrants to the and women to sea together to further took along fewer than t00 girls, se- 7, as scheduled, to May 31, according lowed by the reading from the Bible students, United States military academy, were their education. American college lected from 4,000 who had applied. on the university ship Ryn- to President Charles E. Diehl. of verses depicting the manner in which Sibley in a let- revealed before a sub-committee of the students of both sexes to the number "After five months of this experi- dam, says Miss Sadie President Diehl says that the sec- Jesus and the disciples met situations ter to her parents, Federal Judge and house military affairs committee today. of 550 are cruising on the Ryndam, ment we are forced to the opinion that ond semester will be compressed one analogous to present day problems. Seth S. Ward of Indianapolis, a stu- which has carried them to many ports. It would have been more effectual Mrs. Samuel H. Sibley. week, and that the pre-arranged full This is followed by a concluding ten dent at the academy in 1919, testified Three principal objections to nauti- ii the cruise had been confined to Miss Sibley and Miss Elizabeth hour time will be used. Easter holi- minutes of organ music. his life was made a "living hell" by cal coeducation were suggested by men. One of the purposes of the Keeler, daughter of O. B. Keeler, the days will be waived this year that the Twice each week the Bible readings upper classmen, whom he named. Mr. Allen: cruise was the establishment of inter- golf writer, "spent four wonderful several days' time may be taken from are replaced by the presentation of Ward is seeking a second lieutenant's 1. The presence of companionable national student contacts. Very few days" with the students as guests of the end of the term. some literary masterpiece, read by a retired pay, through a bill introduced young women distracted the young of the nations visited, however, used the king and royal family at Bangkok. Dr. Minot C. Morgan, classmate of faculty member experienced in read- by Representative Updyke of Indiana, men from their studies to a disturb- the coeducational system of education. King Rama, who lived student days the president, and associate pastor of ing. At other times special instru- claiming the hazing has permanently ing extent. Therefore the presence of so many in Princeton University, entertained Fifth Avenue Presbyterian church of mental or vocal music is submitted for ruined his health. 2. Contiguity of youth of both women among the students proved his guests at the theater and then at New York City, will deliver the grad- the organ music. INGENIOUS LADS sexes started many courtships of vary- confusing to the people of most of a reception, Miss Sibley wrote. The uating address. Dr. Morgan is an hon- There is no preaching or discussion Ward enumerated forms of punish- ing degrees of intensity. the nations visited and prevented edu- party broke up at 3 a. m., indicating orary alumnus of Southwestern, hav- of religious problems by those present. ment picturesquely named "sitting on 3. Residents in foreign ports at cators in a country like Japan, for ex- some acquaintance with American cus- ing been given the degree of Doctor The meditation periods are open to a bayonet," "sitting on air," "sitting which the ship touched, not having ample, from viewing the cruise as a tom, and was, the students decided, of Divinity. all members of the student body and up at table" and the "leaning rest." reached the American ideas of the serious educational undertaking, as quite a party. 4...... -. . ,, ., .. .. . , , ,L , faculty. The latter consists of standing par- Commenting on the Innovation, the allel to a wall, with one's back to it, Purdue Exponent says in part: and the head rigidly arched backward Money In Pockets Blue and White is SCampus Touches "No attempt SGLIB SQUIBSI has been made or will against the wall. He was ordered to Bar Students at Most Favored Color j------be made to further any creed or dogma. assume this position by an upperclass- OF WISE WAGS Miss Bennie Belle McGraw stopped The program is laid upon the most man one evening at 6:40 p. m. and Arkansas College Scheme of Colleges school last week, returning to her spiritual basis possible, attempting to kept in it until after taps at to p. m., SILOAM SPRINGS, Ark.-There is ROCHESTER, N. Y.-(IP)-The home in Mississippi. create an atmosphere for a few min- he said, when he fainted. a little school over here in Arkansas A woman may marry a self-made University of Rochester is the only utes a day in which the individual may He was taken unconscious to the that has neither the size nor the fame man but she has to make extensive al- university or college in the United John Hagan says that all's Fair in sit and try to decide for himself those hospital and after some days there of Harvard or Yale. terations in most cases.-St. Bona Ven- States or Canada, according to the love, but he doesn't know much about questions most vitally concerning him. was transferred to Walter Reed hos- war. No money appeal of any nature is Yet last year, so many young people ture. Rochester Campus, which has only be- pital in Washington. After four * * * wanted to go to this school that there -IP- yellow for its official color. ing made, or will be made in the fu- months' treatment, he was discharged that he can't ure. The programs have were One student complains Forty-six colleges use some shade Warner Hall has been ill for some been a de- as physically unfit to go back to the 5856 applications turned down. commit suicide because he got only a of yellow in combination with some days, and has been unable to attend cided success so far, and plans are academy. The board of examining The school is the John Brown school classes. "Poor" in psychology.-Daily Cardinal. other hue as their official colors, being laid for their continuation." physicians, Ward said, certified that at this place and is one of the most * * * -IP- many of which conceal the anthis ele- his disability was due to service unusual schools in the country. It were made be- ment under the names of maize, lemon, Rogers Hornsby has no chance of causes. accepts only those boys and girls who It is said that women fore mirrors, and buff, canary, cream or gold. The becoming a pope now, as the Cardinals DEPRIVED OF FOOD are unable to pay their own way. so far it seems that they have been able to keep before Campus goes on to say: have kicked him out. 25% DISCOUNT The practice was also common, he The entire cost of an education at them.-St. Bona Venulre. "Environment has influenced the said, of depriving lower classmen of Brown School is $600. Students work, Given to All Southwestern choice of some colleges to a shade of Fred Haley and Jim Buford, stu- their meals, some times for days at a learning a trade or profession as they -IP- yellow in their escutcheon. Ottawa dents at Ole Miss, were guests on the Students in all size pictures time, by ordering them to "sit up" at go to- school, and paying back through Present day' students won't be affect- University takes its particular hue Southwestern campus the first of the table and not touch their food. This the cost of their education after leav- ed by the announcement that Ford is from the surrounding Kansas topog- week. was constantly practiced against him, ing school. going to manufacture a car in the raphy with the naming of "wheat he said. thousand dollar class. It'll be years and The school was established by John yellow" and black as its college colors. Newton Alexander, who stopped years before they will be looking de- E. Brown in 1919. A branch of the Likewise, the school In February, was a visitor to crepit enough for collegiate use.--Ohio University of Chicago school to take care of girl students is the campus last Saturday. E. H. Cassaday Claim Frats Are State Lantern. employed yellow as its official color established at Sulphur Springs, Ark. * * * -IP- during the early regime of Coach THE GRAY STUDIO On Sounder Basis The applications for admission last Alonzo Stagg, to conform to the color Miss Elizabeth Jackson, national Chi A certain Dr. Gettler has made an year were put in a pile here recently of the meadows on which the college Omega inspector, was the guest of the BRUNSWICK, Maie.-(IP)-Fra- epoch-making discovery. After exam- and it was more than three feet high. stood. This color was abandoned, local chapter for several days. ternities in colleges and universities in ination of 0.(100human brains he has however, due to the derogatory con- this country are on a sounder and announced that by examination of the notation connected with the term. more cooperative basis than they have brain he can tell whether or not a man Mr. Scott is back at "Blue and white is the most popular New Shelves Ready ever been before, according to Francis was drunk when he died. Dr. Gettler Flappers Organize combination used by colleges, sixty W. Shepardson, National President of claims that his discovery will be of tre- In Reference Room using this color scheme. The most DE LUXE SHOE SHOP Beta Theta Pi, who was interviewed Anti-Necking Club mendous aid in many criminal cases, Iwo thousand reference books will be popular single color is red, or one of by a Bowdoin Orient reporter here although it does seem rather unfair to placed on the new shelves which now Half Soles: Men's $1.25, Wom- its shades, as: crimson, maroon, scar- en's $1.00. shortly after he had completed a tour For Best Purposes exhume the weaknesses of the dear de- line. the reference room in the college let, cardinal, garnet, rose, cherry, of 7,000 miles, attending nine gather- CIIICAGO.-Pretty Miss Olive Potter, parted. library. The wooden shelves have re- Heels: Men's 5oc, Women's 40c. ings of fraternity men. Shepardson magenta, carmelian, pink, and wine. 17-year-old sponsor of an "Anti-Necking Tlhe only difficulty is that no one has ceived their final varnish coating andti Free Shines On All Work. No less than two hundred and eleven declared that he had interviewed a Club." believes "young men are wild as yet decided how to find out ifa man will be stocked with books soon. By colleges employ some one of these Free Delivery. number of college administrators and simply because girls permit them to be." is drunk while alive. Authorities disa- placing the books on the shelves stu- shades in their crests." that the general concensus of opinion Miss Potter is organizing the Chicago gree. One school avers that a gentle- dents will more quickly find their de- * 609 N. McLean 7-4928 seemed to be that the fraternities are Slow Club, patterned after eastern or- man is never drunk while he can lie on sired references. valuable in carrying on the work of ganizations which ban petting, drinking the floor without holding on to the car- Northwestern Girl's the institutions. and necking. pet. A committee of the British Med- The club is for high school and univer- ical Association has gone into the ques- Claim Smoking Fags sity students, working girls and business tion thoroughly, and has returned with men. Dramatics, athletics and orderly the following rather figgy result: Is No Moral Issue SUITS PRESSED 20c CASH MEMPHIS FLORAL CO. dancing are substituted in its program "The word drunk should always be EVANSTON, Ill.-Co-eds of North- I will Make special cash prices on all Cleaning and W. O. King, Pres. for "wild" parties. taken to mean that the person con- western university today are planning Pressing work 130 Union, Cor. 2nd 6-1473 "Many young women complain it is cerned is so much under the influence a petition to the faculty to refrain from turned out Saturday. Work Guaranteed. "The Best Flowers Received Fresh Daily" necessary to permit themselves to be of alcohol as to have lost control of his making smoking by women a moral is- "The well groomed men on the campus wear mauled in order to be popular," Miss faculties to such an extent as to render sue in Evanston-home of the nat- in Peter said. "That will not be true him unable to execute safely the occu- tional headquarters of the W. C. T. Gladney Pressed Clothes" our club, where they can meet nice pation in which he is engaged at the U. and "county seat" of things "prop- young men, dance and have a good time material time." er." distasteful to higher sensi- that is not This hardly settles it. It is quite Leaders of the women's student gov- JOE GLADNEY CO-EDS bilities." possible that a man might be engaged ernment association began the move- Let M at the material time in the occupation ment to abolish the long-standing re- Pressing Club of lying upon the floor, which the most Keep striction on feminine freedom. Now LOCATED ON THE CAMPUS Your Clothes Study Joan of Arc inebriate can execute safely. In many sorority houses and open dormitories Your Clothes cases the only solution of the perennial All Cleaning Work Schiller's "Maid of Orleans" was are to be constructed and smoking Done by in Shape. controversy may be to kill the suspect rooms are demanded. discussed at the meeting of the Sopho- and to deliver KRAUS & CO. his brain to Dr. Gettler. "it is ridiculous to make smoking clean Club Thursday evening at the -Harvard Crimson. home of Dr. and Mrs. C. L. Townsend. a moral issue at Northwestern," said -IP- The character of Joan of Arc was the Miss Mary Deutsch, member of Delta main topic of discussion. Silence may be golden, but it also is Mu sorority and one of the bolder fragile. It is broken by the mere men- spirits among the campus rebels. tioning of it.-Intercollegiate Press. Another added she believed "eighty -IP-- per cent of the women of Northwestern CLOTHES DON'T The last word in modern fiction-- smoke, and it is ridiculous to force us "The End."-Intercollegiate Press. to 'sneak' it like bootleggers." -IP- MAKE THE MAN A change of women now and then men. Divine Denounces Is relished by the best of But You'd Look Funny Without -The Midland. Daily Cardinal As -IP- Them Dr. Rufus Von Kleinsmid, president A "Wet" Newspaper of the University of Southern California, MADISON, Wis.-(IP)-The Daily recently declared that filthiness is not Cardinal, undergraduate newspaper of essential to being collegiate. the University of Wisconsin, has Beasley Bros.-Jones-Ragland Perhaps not, but it helps.-Stan/ord branded as "un'warranted and untrue" Daily. charges made by the Rev. Warren G. -IP- Jones of the Wisconsin Anti-Saloon Sam Bacherig What's the use of coming to college? League, that the Cardinal is backed A man spends four years becoming by "wet" interests. In a front page Burk & Co. wise and a girl makes a fool out of him editorial the Cardinal declared that it in half an hour.-Oberlin Review. had never received "a piece of mail or Golden Eagle Clothing Co. -IP- been approached by any anti-prohibi- A botanist has crossed the cabbage tion worker seeking favor for his and garlic. Should he be lynched, elec- cause." Phil A. Halle trocuted, or deported to Italy?-.Bow- doin Orienl. Visitor to Talk Oak Hall Spanish club will meet next Thursday Johnston night in Dr. Martin Storn's classroom, & Vance "The Call" says Miss Mary Parker, president. James T. Randlle will preach on Club members have requested Miss Walker M. Taylor "The Call" Sunday morning at Round Mary Heiskell to tell them of her ex- Pond, Ark. Iperiences while in South America. Page Four THE SOU'WESTER V ------VARSITY GRIDMEN DOWN SCRUBS Coach Warner Says LAMBUTH FIVE TAKES FINAL GAME Car Runs Off Track IN FIRST SPRING GAME, SCORE 12-0 Grid Shift is not OF SEASONSATURDAY,_SCORE 32-30 As Operator Takes Favored Stratagem Eye Off Tram Curve STANFORD UNIVERSITY, Cal.- Makeshift Team Plays Remaining Games on Sched- A co-ed can do many things, but she Long Debated Question of Supremacy Settled for (IP)-The shift is not needed for ule After Varsity Is Fired. Lynx 349 Points, very seldom gets the opportunity to de- spectacular football, according to Ever and Anon. Neely and Elam Play with Scrubs r.rail a street car One of the new one- Coach "Pop" Warner of Stanford Boys' basketball at Southwestern is over for this season. The Lynx quintet nman $i18l(W trais was making the loon HE long sought battle for football supremacy between the University, whose opinions were print- finished its season Saturday night by losing to the Lambuth College five from aat the end of the [axon car line Wed- Stanford varsity and scrub grid elevens was settled to the satisfaction ed in a recent issue of the Jackson, Tenn. nnesday afternoon. Without apparent Daily. of all-except the scrubs-tn a spring football game Satur- The season was rather disastrous as far as outward appearances go, as the pprovocation it derailed itself. It took day at Fargason Field. The varsity were victors, score 12 "He's all wrong," are the words us- Southwestern five played 12 games, winning 4 and losing 8. The games were tlthe wreck car several hours to restation to o, ed by Coach "Pop" Warner to ex- practically all close, however, as the total points show Southwestern tallying 349 itit. No one was hurt. tThe scrubs were reinforced by the presence press his attitude toward Knute Rock- J of Coaches points to their opponents 372. In an exclusive interview with Toofy ne's statement that the recent foot- Jess Neely and Pos Elam, who both needed time out sev- The season would have been a great success if the varsity team had not been Iahber I ishimingo, Sou'wester star re- / eral times, but starred for their team. Sid Davis and Wes ball ruling to eliminate shift plays wrecked in mid-season. 1The Lynx started off in great shape under the able pporter and staf astronomer, the opera- Adams also played on the scrubs to help out and showed would ruin the sport. 'he Stanford coaching of Jess Neely, and won four out of the tirst five games. The only titor. J. Schmidskv. said: up well. mentor claims that shift plays give 'defeat was at the hands of the arle Cardinals, one of the fastest teams in the "I was riunding the curve in my us- The game was a bitterly fought one, full of hard tackles too much responsibility to the offi- vicinity of Memphis. uual fashion, glancing my usual glance and insulting invective. Two passes and a 40-yard run by Bob Ruffin put the cials, and that any team can play just Then came the wreck which took toward I- ergrien IHall to see if the girls ball on the scrubs- 10 yard line in the second quarter. Two line plunges and as spectacular a game without them. four of the varsity regulars off the Averc still admiring m work in steering then Ruffin took it over to score. The second score came in the third To support his assertion that the NEELY THUMBS court, owing to failure in studies. Neely this %chicle around the loop. I espied quarter when he intercepted "Cotton" Thomas' pass and raced 50-yards for a shift is not essential, Warner says: was forced to reorganize a new team th_ strinp-leader (1Dena Northcross. touchdown. Both tries for goal failed. 'In canvassing the to leading teams in almost overnight. He did well consid- DOWN ON BIDS amorusly gazing at the feat and I met Jess Neely also came near getting the country for the past few years, you eing the greet material he had to the ga/C \Vhen I took my eyes off this loose twice, once on a long end run, will find only a small percentage of work with. The team failed to win any FROM COLLEGES curve and transterred it the car ran off when he gained about 30-yards and C AGE LIZARDS those teams each year who use the of the remaining games but gave their the track because I failed to guide it." again, by intercepting a pass, raced shift. During the present season, opponents some stiff tussels. It is an clear of the field to be brought down TRIUMPH OVER Navy, Michigan, Alabama, Stanford, La- evident fact that had the regular team Lynx Cat Mentor Refuses to on the 10-yard line, but his team lack- fayette, Brown, and Pittsburg are ex- that started the season been in all year Leave Present Post Despite ed the punch to score. Little Dick in Club To Study INDEPEND E N T S amples of some of the best teams they would have won at least four of Handsome Offers Coleman also sprinted loose for sev- the United States which do not use the remaining games with a chance at Marlowe's Play eral nice games, once going through it.'' winning them all. (:Coach Jess Neely of Southwestern will Leaving Shakespeare for awhile, the center for 30-yards before being down- Newly Organized Outfit Suc- In considering the effect that the Coach Neely is to be congratulated h-- with us next year . Neely was mad SShakespeare Club at its meeting Wed- ed. cessful in Initial Basketball elimination of the shift would have on the'showing his team did make in two v'eCry attractive olfter', recently to nesday night March 9, will study Mar- King, Montgomery, Dulin, Ruffin, Sid upon Notre Dame itself, Warner de- Con test spite of the handicaps they were forced cash at ther schools but has turned lowe's "Jew of Malta.' Its relation Davis, Adams and Coleman also play- clares: "Notre Dame had an outstand- to face. them by ~n \and~rhilt. Neely's ama to the Merchait of Venice will be ed exceptionally well. ing record the past few years, but it The Southwestern Cage Lizards, or- Epitome of the season: mati.r, offered him the Position as as- noted. The lineup: gan'zed under the auspices of is my opinion that they would have T. M. I sn,. 31 '. est lTenn Teachers II sistant coach. A hile another eastern Position Garrot, successfully opened their had just as good a record if they had Iynx\ I rle cardinal 39 Redhead ..------L. E. ------_ __ F-ie I.c: 17V Vest Tenn. T achers 12 school offered him head coach. The King ------L. T. - Sam Clark basketball season Wednesday night by not used the shift, and that they would I. snx549 H semark Independent s II Montgomery .------.L.G. Stewart \andy proposition was most attractive play just as spectacular a game. Iyon 3(0 emis Y. . C. A. 20 Baumgarten .--- C Sid Davis defeating the Southwestern Independ- 1Lynx 21 Iar' ( ardinals 4 a,. it is rumored a higher salary went Dulin (C.) . .------R. G. ------Foote elts 31 to 19. "The trouble with the shift is that Iynx 2h I.mtuth (ollege I M cGivaren --_-__-____-R. T. _-______...C..Garrett sn: 25 Bemis Y. M. C. A. 29 with it. In spite of this and the added P. Brown ------._. R. - --.....------...... Elan] is leads to arguments and places too Lynx 21 Y. M. C. A. Triangles 6 Llcvd ------Q. .B -- ...... -- Adams Singleton McKay, former varsity desire to coach at his own school. Neely upon the officials, [Ly', 2"2 Middle Tenn. Teachers 48 Ruffin ------L H. .. ------N eely player, was the star for the Lizards, much responsibility I.sos ,0 iemis Y. M. (. A .3 dlecided to stay with Southwestern KUHN'S Gillespie - -...---- . .------.------Colem an There should not be anything about ILyns 311 I imbuth (ollege 32 Trelawney . --. I. B ------Thomas scoring 15 points, while Paul Cadwell Total 319 Opp'onenis 372 Msuch to the joy of the students and ath Score by periods. led the losers football which leaves a question in the Spring Varsity_._.------0 6 6 0- 12 with 8 tallies. Taylor letes. Reinforced Scrubs -_-_-.....-.. - 0 0 0 0- 0 and Garrott, of the Lizards, also tallied minds of either the spectators or the PHARMACY Coach Neely has done wonders with Summary: Scoring-Touchdowns, Ruffin ad officials as to whether or not the Trelawney. Subs-Redshirts, Hagen for Ruffin, 8 points each. The stiff-arming art the material he has haf in the past few PAUL A. KUHN, Prop. Germanini for Dulin; Scrubs. Waring for Fite, exhibited game is being carried on properly." PICK BEST 0 F Hicks for Thomas. Thomas for Neely, Clinton by Wessy and Dago's tack- years and has already gained quite a for Stewart, Watson for Waring, Smythe for ling; were the features of the game. Prescriptions Carefully Thomas. F. Brown for Foote. Officials-North- reputation for his iwn ability as a eutt (Vanderbilt). referee; Hutchison (Cen- The lineup: TWELVE PAPERS coach and ttr the prowes', of the Iyns Compounded tral), umpire, Rhodes (Va.), head linesman Cage Lizards (3I) independents (19) ALEX BIDS F 0 R teams Position DRUGS - SODA - CIGARS McKay 15 -__------_F..-- M cGivaren 2 Stylus Members con Works of Taylor 8------F.--- Adams 5 Quick Free Delivery T. Garroti 8 ------C.------_Baumgarten 4 CHICK POSITION 12 Aspirants Foote 2.------G.------Cidw eli 8 Leads Communionsj LAMBUTH DRUBS Loss ------... ------.------Dalin KODAK SUPPLIES Substitutions-Trelawney for MGivaren. Former Southwesterner Tries Meeting with the task of going Communioii services will be led One-Day Service on Film Hlloman for Baumgarien, Baumgaren for and night by the Rev. LYNX BY 32-30 Adams. MGivaren for Caldwell, Caldwell for Out with Memphis Chicks over 12 short stories and determining Sunday morning Developing Dulin. Referee-ill ord. the best of the lot, the Stylus Club, E. L. Morgan. He will be at Stephen- Tutwiler and McLean local chapter of Sigma Upsilon, will soi's Chapel Methodist church at 11 Newton Alexander. former Southwest- Phones 7-7710, 7-9395 Deciding Goal Made in Last convene at the home of James Wash- a. m. and at Longview Heights Meth- ern student and athlete, Was back (n the ington next Tuesday night, March 8. odist church at 7:30 p. m. Pew Seconds HUMES HI CO-EDS campus last week for a short visit. Alex caught on the Southwestern baseball Lynx basketball team Southwestern END FRESHETTES team for several years and is one of the played their final game of the season best backstops the school has had, pos- night in the school gymn Saturday sessing a good arm and wielding a strong a two point and were nosed out by Lack of Practice Proves Block bat. by Lambuth College, Jackson, margin To Kitties. Alex hopes to make baseball his career Tenn. The final score was 32 to 30. and as a first step will try-out with the an early lead and Southwestern took High schoolers from -lumes defeated Memphis Chickasaws, Southern League the large end of a 15 to a hastily banded was holding freshette team last team, this spring. Tlhe Chicks work out Lambuth rallied 11 score at the half. Friday in the tar paper gym, score in Memphis at Russwood Park and con- and tied the score and from then on 7 to 2. sequently we should get to see Alex it was nip and tuck, with both teams Both teams were held scoreless dur- often, especially if he makes good. grabbing the lead for short intervals. ing the first quarter. Caroline Stock- Alexander is the second Southwestern With but a few seconds to go, Over- ley, of the freshettes, sunk a field goal player to join the Chicks. Horace Lisen- all, Lambuth forward, sank the decid- for the opening score of the game. bee, former Southwestern pitcher, was ing basket and the Lynx had lost. Humes high gained the lead during the with the Chicks last season and was one Billy Hughes, Lynx center, was high third quarter when Lee, forward, of the best hurlers on the staff, so good point man, running up 17 tallies. threw three goals for a total of six points, in fact, that Washington of the Ameri- The summary: and a foul added another point. Both can League has him this year. Bucky Lambuth (32) Southwestern (30) Position teams went scoreless during the final Harris, Washington pitcher, likes Lisen- Overall. 10--.--.------F------. Ford, 8 chapter. chances are good that he Butler. 4-.---- .--.. . F.. -- - Terry, 3 bee's work and Haraday 13 ------.. C-..-...... Hughes, 17 The summary: will stick in the big show. McKnight .... -, .. ...-_G.------...... - Davis, 2 Churchman _-___._... -.J.,.--... _.._._.. ..- __ Smith Freshettes Position Humes High Substitutions: Lambuth-Norman 5, for Stockley, 2 . ...------. -. I-.-F ------Lee. 2 McKnight: McKnight for Churchman. Churchman Fair ------F. -.------.Nolen. I She never calls anyone down be- disqualified, (four personal fouls). Southwestern Mu ehler .-.------C . ------Strong -Johnson for Terry Referee-Flint Liddon. C linton ...... _------Side --..- Adams cause she's not that low-Purple and W iggins ------.. __...... G. ----- Elison Craw ford .------...... _-- G . . Boram White. Pastor Preaches Dr. J. V. Johnson, pastor Westmin- ster Presbyterian church, will preach LYNX LETTER MEN before Southwestern collegians Sunday afternoon at 5 o'clock in regular Y M. C. A. service Birds-Eye Glimpse Of Letter Men On the Southwestern Teams [Meeting atrain in the Unlon satios] Arthur "A." Dulin, captain of the But seriously speaking, Dulin is just "COLLEGIATE" Lynx football team for 1927, is one of about as good a football player as any the best knsown and best LKd athl.tes school can boast. He is in the game YES! on the Southwestern campus. Arthur fighting from the first to the final whistle and is a big encouragement to his teammates, which is one reason he You are an experienced smoker has earned the right to captain the team next year. and you know your brand! "A" comes from Brownsville, Tenn., where they roll up the sidewalks every For the Smart Affairs night at 9 p. m. He was a star on the YOU'RE an experienced smoker, would not be far and away the Brownsville high school's football and -Frat Dances-the'big baseball teams for four years. Arthur You know good tobaccos. You first. If Camels weren't quality Football Games-for ev- played guard and tackle there in foot- know taste and fragrance. supreme, they would not be the ball in 1920-21-22-23, being captain of ery collegiate occasion- the team in 1923. He held down the And you insist on the best - overwhelming preference of smok- the college woman will outfield on the baseball team in 1921- that's Camels. Only the primest ers who have tried every brand. 22-23-24 and was noted as a fly-chaser find just the right clothes and his ability to swing a bat and knock tobaccos grown are good enough Your taste tells you the tobacco out base hIts. -at Kreeger's, of course. for you-the experienced smoker. Dulin came to Southwestern in the difference in cigarettes and you're fall of 1924 when the school was sit- Whatever you do you are going to going to smoke the best. Your uated at Clarksville, Tenn. He made good from the start and has made do right, if you know it. advice to others is - "Have a three letters playing guard in 1924- If Camels weren't the best, they Camel!" or "A", as he is more familiarly known, 25-26, and has been made captaIn for regetz~ is notoriously woman shy but thIs does next fall. Dulin has also continued to R. 3. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY, WINSTON-SALEM, N. C. ne't effect his athletic ability, although caper about in the Lynx baseball out- "Cbe $mtaIIlie ator" st times he shirks to rush out on the field and won his letter in 1925-26. field when a lot of women are in the Southwestern students can be sure CImdU Mtu Tw stands. "A" should get over this be- they could never fInd a boy better fore next fall when he will have to lead fitted to lead Southwestern in football e1927 U. the team on the field. than Arthur Dulin.

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