Marist is applying for College students express INSIDE an $800,000 grant to concern about sexually Marist community.....page 2 refurbish the riverfront transmitted diseases Opinion../. : page 6 Feature page 8 A&E page 11 -page 3 -page 5 Sports ...... page 14 THE CIRCLE Volume 50, Issue 3 The student newspaper of Marist College October 2, 1997 North End laundry switch to Marist Money irks students

by SCOTT NEVILLE day-":' '•.'.' Staff Writer Sansola said students.were supposed to beinformed of the North End residents without conversion, but he was not sure Marist Money accounts were how successful it was. recently left with a basket full of "There were supposed to be dirty laundry. signs up," he said. "I'm not sure . r Washing and drying machines if .they happened or not." at Gartland Commons and the Marist has been integrating New . Towhnhduses were the Marist Money system for switched from coin operation to the past three years all over debit card.- Many residents were campus so students can pur­ never informed. chase anything from candy bars Students were also-confused to books or laundry with just die because the laundry machines swipe of their ID card. used coins for the first two The Office of College Activi­ weeks of school, but were then ties and the Office of Student unexpectedly changed to Accounts have been working Circle Photo/Susjn Goulet Marist Money. together converting machines A student swipes her ID card in the Gartland Commons laundromat. Washing and drying Steve Sansola, assistant dean starting at theSouth End of cam­ machines on the North End were recently converted over to the Marist Money system. for conferences and activities, pus and slowly heading north. said wiring and software prob­ Senior James Rigdon said he forced to do everything with the wished the machines were still But not all students are un­ lems pushed the installation always used coins to do laun­ cards They jusfshould^have coin operated. happy with the conversion to date behind schedule. dry in the past, and was an­ told us." "I just went to do laundry and Marist Money Junior Domin­ "In terms of time, the machines noyed that he was never in­ Eclmondo D'Avanzo, senior couldn't because I didn't have ique Pino said she thinks swip­ couldn't be installed until last formed of thc-change over to resident of .Gartland Commons Marist Money," he said. " It's a ing is much better than coins. jiFriday^-hessaid.—^SThercwerc* ,**-TviarigrTypanfcy?*i,*i'''*'»,-'i»''''iM'l'*'**i>g»a isaid»h

Ne^ medi Center to foster THE CIRCLE October 2,1997 entrepreheurial spirit in Hudson Valley

byMEGHAN the new lab .will be located on entreprenuership in product/ O'SHAUGHNESSY the .first floor of the Dyson service development and mar- Sexually transmitted diseases affect at least 55 million Ameri­ Staff Writer Center and will open in the . keting, to educate and inform fallof J997. regional businesses of emerg­ cans. Two-thirds of new infections occur in people under age Once again, Marist College This new media lab will en­ ing technologies and to pro­ College & 25. College students are more likely to experiment with sexual has found itself on the cut­ courage and support the de­ vide training and internship ting edge of technology. velopment of technological opportunities for those pursu­ behavior. This week's focus section deals with sexually trans­ Marist College received a enteprenuership in the Hudson ing careers in multimedia. mitted diseases and how it is an important issue on college $75,000 grant for the new Valley. It will help student Under the direction of the Marist College Media Lab for entrepreneurs develop, web Marist Center for Corporate STDs campuses. Business Development. The sites, CD's, computer games and Professional Education, grant includes the purchase and other new media prod­ the lab serves as a vital link Circle Pholo/Susan Gould Student Body President Frank Maduri is all smiles as he pre­ of computer equipment to ucts. between the Marist commu­ pares to start another day at Marist. enhance the development of Saland said that this new lab nity and the Hudson Valley College' students have many options available for treating STDs multimedia and technology will make heavy use of multime­ business community. Maduri Administration entrepreriuership at Marist and dia technology. Dennis J. Murray, president bySTEPHANIEMERCURIO applied," she said. in the Hudson Valley. "Drawing on Marist's al­ of Marist College, said this is a Managing Editor O'Brien said the testing is ba­ State Senator Steve Saland ready highly skilled facujty good example of educational sically free through Marist. tackles campus security, said this project is an example and advanced technology in­ institutions and business work­ Students who feel they may "If the student has the Marist of making use of information frastructure, the lab will assist ing together. have a Sexually Transmitted health plan, they generally do cafeteria food and lighting technology to boost the new multimedia enterprises in "We are very grateful to Sen. Disease have a place to go. not have to pay," she said. "I'm economy. product design and develop­ Saland for his efforts to. se­ According to Jane O'Brien, di­ not sure about the Dutchess getting more people on the beat" byBENAGOES "We have said time and ment, training and business/ rector of Health Services, stu­ County Health Department, but The administration is also cure the funding that will make News Editor again that in order for New academic collaboration," he dents can be tested at Marist, I think most services are free or looking into installing more this new media lab for busi­ York, and the mid-Hudson Val­ said. Dutchess County Health De­ on a sliding scale." Everyone told him he would lights on campus such as be­ ness development a reality," ley in particular, to actively Salisbury said a full exam is soon be home pumping gas, but hind Leo Hall, near Byrne The lab will have advanced he said. "This project is a partment "or St. Francis. compete in our economy, we based on a sliding scale. this self-admitted underdog House, and behind the old multimedia computers and pre­ prime example of a business- "We can test for a number of must adjust to changes in the "If the patient is a student, the came to Marist with high expec­ townhouses. Maduri said he is sentation capabilities. It will education partnership, that will diseases here, or the student marketplace to enable us to exam usually costs around $40," tations and a resolve to show also pushing for a foot path also include satellite downlink enhance the economic devel­ can go to St. Francis," she said. respond to the next wave of she said. up the skeptics. froni the Hoop Lot and up the and' videoconferencing. opment efforts .of Dutchess "The Dutchess County Health information technology," he Salisbury said the clinic also hill to the townhouses. Computer science major Ron County, the Hudson Valley Department also has a clinic that Senior Frank Maduri never got said. "This Media Lab will do offers AIDS tests. that job pumping gas. Instead Maduri is also tackling the " Jones said he liked what the new and New York State." ;.;;•;- conducts tests." just that." lab has to offer. Saland's economic develop­ -O'Brien said the student can "We have confidential AIDS he made it to the top of Marist's long-criticized food in the caf­ tests for our patients, which are political pyramid by winning last eteria with help from Resident Sen. Saland was respon­ "I think it's a really good idea," ment program also, includes come down or make an appoint­ sible for developing and an­ he said. "Not only will it help grants for a numberrof other ment with Health Services. tients have full exams." of an STD," she said. "There are have a problem with the disease, free," she said. "If the person is year's election for student body Senator Kevin Lundy. Maduri not a patient, the cost is $15." president. Now he is trying to nouncing a number of eco­ students here, but it will also important programs here Jn the '. "The student can request test- Salisbury said the patient must also students who are con­ but according to statistics it is a said the criticism has wrongly O'Brien said AIDS test are sort out what to accomplish nomic development programs help Marist prosper from busi­ Hudson Valley.,. Among;Such ang-if she or he thinks there is a call for an appointment. cerned because they know problem," she said. been directed towards Joe available at the Dutchess during his one-year term. Binotto, director of dining ser­ for the mid-Hudson Valley. ness and economic connec­ proposed projects -is a Small problem,-' she said. "We do not accept walk-ins; someone or had a partner who Salisbury said Planned Parent­ Part of the Senator's "Hudson 1 has an STD." hood treats a variety of diseases. County Health Department. Maduri, a political science vices, in the past. tions in the local area." Business Development ^Cen­ Marie Salisbury, manager of it is by appointment only," she Valley,Job Creation Initiative," : "We see a lot of herpes out­ "There is no charge, and the major, said he finds the job diffi­ "It's not tfie quality, that's not This media lab has three main ter,, in which Marist is also the Poughkeepsie Planned Par­ said. "It is usually.a week wait Salisbury said not many col­ breaks, as well as chlamydia," tests can either be anonymous cult, but is confident his admin­ the issue. It's the preparation." goals: to support regional participating in. enthood, said the clinic offers for a full exam, but we can usu­ lege students utilize Planned Parenthood. she said. "We do see other dis­ or confidential," she said. istration and the Senate can fix Maduri said Binotto brought partial testing for STD's, as well ally take emergencies, right ; ; "When the word gets out eases, but those two .are the Salisbury said the most impor­ many of the problems with the' him into the freezers'to see first as full exams. : ; \ :. away.V _.-.•• ...;. • .... ^ Habitat for Humanity comes to Marist as branch of SGA er on n a r .about us, students use our.fa­ mostgorrujion." tant issue is prevention. status quo. ' '.'"' '' • - ' - hand that, the 'cbWSgd-onVy •-j -. ;Mr$\§ P ? . 4.?. .°A r$£J?M '••- ;, 0'Brien.said..there are students finance Habitat' for''Hurha'nity patient, they can still come in at Marist- who request to be cility," she said. "The word does Sa{isbiiry.sa|d the most com­ : "The: use of condoms keeps "f see a lot of obstacles, but if serves quality foods: Binotto with their small budget, resort­ ; byLAURENGUERRffiRO Student Body President; Frank for a partial testing and evalua­ tested. not get out easily, though." mon forms,of treating the dis­ . the outbreaks of diseases down there's any class or year that can assured that there is a better ing to fundraisihg to cover the '.Staff Writer J. Maduri introduced the bill this tion and treatment, but then "Students come in with com­ O'Brien said that chlamydia is eases are by pills or creams. at all costs," she said. "Students overcome them, it will be this staff at the cafeteria this year. costs of donations to the a big problem for college students. "We prescribe anitbiptics, need to have condoms easily ac­ SGA," he said. "There are seri­ Some of Maduri's early suc­ month. He has experienced first­ they must come back for a full plaints, and testing needs to be hand the rewards of working houses and traveling expenses. exam," she said. "All of our pa­ done to rule out the possibility "Marist does not necessarily pills or creams to be topically cessible." ous issues on this campus. This cesses include working on re­ Habitat for Humanity has with Habitat for Humanity. : But now the project has a $500 year we are starting to see re­ vising the SGA Constitution.- found a home of its own at budget because of the SGA bill. sults because there are people Maduri.said he wants to pose Last year during spring break, Marist College. ; ::Julie;Gad#pwsky,'ehia|r^the Marist students express awareness of STDs on campus that know what they're doing." referendums to the student The Student'Government As­ Maduri and eleven other" stu­ dents, took part in the Habitat for Humanity committee,- He said one of the more seri­ body this year on issues rang­ sociation passed a bill Sept. 10 organization's Collegiate Chal­ said; she plans to continue FreshmanNancy DeBiasi said ous issues facing students is ing from a battle of the bands to adopt Habitat for Humanity \ byTHEAOMMINO STDs. Career & Employer lenge in Bridgeport, Conn. fundraisihg, but is;grateful for that it is not easy being a col­ campus security and the recent between Marist and area col­ as its newest community service .;>:. Staff Writer "I have two younger sisters. They worked with low income what has been done for them. lege student. robberies on North End. leges to the idea of a diversity project. They have always taken my ad­ families building new houses, "All of the members ofthe "Coming to college is a scary Maduri's townhouse was one day on campus. According to the mission Marist'students beware, sexu­ vice,". Unflat said. installing aluminum siding and committee thank: all ofthe stu­ experience in itself," she said. of those broken into recently. One campaign promise was to statement^ Habitat for Human­ ally transmitted diseases go to Senior Joseph DeBona said painting in bitter cold tempera­ dents and the SGA for their Worrying about STDs is just "That is something I am go­ decrease Cabaret and book­ ity International is "a nonprofit, STDs are definitely a problem.. tures. , growing support," she said. college too. another burden," she said. ing to address ASAP," he said. store prices. But Maduri said ecumenical Christian housing For the first time ever, Habitat Sexually transmitted diseases "Some kids are responsible, EXPO Maduri said the experience DeBiasi also said that knowl­ "Lock your doors, protect your­ there is little he can do about the ministry dedicated to eliminat­ but a lot of times alcohol plays was invaluable. for Humanity took part in the ac­ are diseases such as AIDS, gon­ edge is the key to preventing self. This is getting out of hand Cabaret ing poverty housing;" The a factor and judgment is im­ "It was the best experience I tivities fair which sparked in­ orrhea, syphilis and hepatitis. sexually transmitted diseases. Thursday, October 30, 1997 with three [robberies] in a three week project has met the SGA's creased interest among stu­ These can be contracted paired and protection isn't al­ think I ever had as an under­ "As a freshmen coming into period" "Joe [Binotto] said the Caba­ search for a year-round commu­ dents. Gadarowsky said she through sexual encounters such ways used," he said. 4:00 - 7:00 pm McCann Center graduate, bar none," he said. college you don't even know He said some students have ret prices are the lowest on the nity service project. hopes to work with the students as intercourse and oral sex. : De Bona also said that he tries He said his experience was the people's last names let alone told him they do not feel safe in eastern seaboard," Maduri said. Bob Lynch, director of student that expressed interest. Senior Sonny Sunderland said not to be overbearing about the impetus to bringing the organi­ their sexual background. I think their own houses anymore. He "I'm concerned about pricing, activities, said this bill helps "We hope to serve them bet­ he feels STDs are a problem on issue. ' zation to Marist. the best way to avoid contract­ said he will meet with Joe Leary, but as far as that's concerned, SGA meet one of Marist's core ter in the future," she said. college campuses. "I don't feel it is my place to " I feel such a dedication to ing an STD is to get to know director of safety and security, it's a dead issue. Prices can't objectives: With the anticipated growth, • "Anything you don't know preach, but if I do, it's to a close see this organization grow at your partner well enough where soon to discuss the situation. go down anymore." "SGA is fulfilling one of the Gadarowsky plans to apply for that is harmful is a problem," he friend that I care about. I hope Marist," he said. "Here at SGA you can discuss your sexual "I'll let him know this has college's missions, which is a another Collegiate Challenge, said. they take my advice. I guess, we felt it was necessary." background," DeBiasi said. sparked the concern of the stu­ He said he is still waiting to commitment to community ser­ improve relations with the local they, do," DeBona said. The affiliation at Marist grew Freshman Louis Totino also Junior Rebecca Brown said dents," Maduri said. "Instead talk to administrators at the vice," he said. "It is a great job communities and continue to said STDs are a problem. Totino feels that there is of checking parking passes, start out ofthe Social Work Commit­ plenty of information out there she probably doesn't know ev­ bookstore. that they are doing." work for club charter status. "Not everyone is responsible tee. They could not afford to on how to protect oneself erything she needs to know enough," he said. against STDs. about STDs, and that Marist J\» Club ofthe story or lying to adminis­ was in the hotel and she com­ "I think they had an incident Totino said he has offered ad­ said. "This stuff happened but "What's being done is should do more to increase the ...continued from page 1 tration, which doesn't help any­ plained about the kids on the where hotel damage occurred as vice to friends about protection it didn't get out." enough, but it's up to the indi­ student body's knowledge. body." floor being noisy and that ap­ a result of a party," he said. for comment before press time. Top administrators and SGA against STDs. vidual to take the advice or not," "The college could hand out Jette said the policy was en-' He said there have always plied to us," Poirier said. "We "There was documentation of "I know one guy didn't take members met Sept. 22 to discuss Totino said. flyers and offer workshops," GRADUATING STUDENTS and ALUMNI - A chance to discuss your qualifications with a variety acted primarily for liability pur­ been instances of club sports were not out of control or alcohol," he said. my advice. I was disappointed of employers. Find out about the job market, full-time job possibilities, tips about job hunting, and the policy. "Jette said he wished Sunderland said he thinks more she said. poses. getting into trouble on the road, rowdy." But Jette said that some people more. If you're job hunting, bring resumes and dress professionally the administration had commu­ in him, but there's not much I could be done to inform the stu­ Freshman Lindsay Tucker also "[The administration doesn't] but the most recent instances Poirier said the woman blamed are saying the club sport rule nicated earlier with SGA, which could do about it, I guess," he dent body on the topic. "We said that more could be done. JUNIORS - Information about internships, part-time, and summer job opportunities Loam about want a student handling emer­ involved the ski team and rugby numerous things on them, in­ happened because of the ski shares jurisdiction over club said. different organizations and job opportunities, and to make contacts for your senior year job search. have lectures on culture, reli­ "Especially for freshmen, Resumes are help/ul gencies," he said. "They'd team. cluding a 4 a.m. fire alarm. team or rugby team. However, sports with the athletics department. Five out of the seven stu­ gion, diversity etc., not to say maybe RA's should mention rather have the adult faculty Junior Chantal Poirier, presi­ Jette said the rugby incident he said other abuses off cam­ FRESHMAN and SOPHOMORES * Advice on choosing your major and career direction from "I was a little upset that it re­ dents interviewed said they we've never had a lecture on protection against STDs in floor adviser handling the emer­ dent ofthe woman's rugby team, was never documented, and pus were becoming too common. employers. Explore different careers, pari time, and summer job opportunities Resumes ore not ally wasn't consulted through . knew at least one individual with STDs. Those topics are dis­ meeting discussions," she said. necessary gency. I agree that there should said the incident happened last there was debate on exactly "There's been a lot of in­ the clubs and student govern­ a sexually transmitted disease.. cussed more often than STDs Sunderland also said that talk­ be somebody on the road that semester while the men's and what happened. He also said stances like people not handing For more mtonwttfon contact the Center few Omi STUCC* -it 3fyJ7 ment, and that was where some Four of these students also said are," he said. "STDs should be ing over these issues could be is a contact with the school. woman's team were away com­ the other incident that is fre­ in hotel receipts, money abuse of the controversy might have they have worried about con­ mentioned in orientation pro­ a big help. This way it saves the students peting in a tournament. quently cited is an incident in­ on the road, to alcohol use on laid. But now everything's tracting STDs at one time or grams as well as optional lec­ "Engaging in the discussion from having to cover up facts "There was this woman who volving the ski team. the road, to hotel damages," he settled." another. tures during the year for the can be an eye-opener for many Junior Kerry said she often entire student body." people," she said. discusses such matters as T^cLgEDrrORlALOctobe r 2,1997 THE CIRCLE OPINION October 2,1997 Editorial TheMeW from Sue... by Sue Goodwin Little intrigue in fundraising hearings leads to little interest

Late night computer craziness reveals Pop. However, you need to under­ emphasized to show how would simply pass the baton In fact, in a recent snap poll of stand that the biggest scandal greedy the Democrats were in onto his second in chief. It was chinks in Marist's technological armor V IJ one, 100% of those surveyed that had ever plagued Gore be­ the last election. such an eventuality, you would Marist has a very technologically 1:30 a.m. and we did have a saved copy said that they could not care fore this was the time that his Personally, I wonder what the have figured that Gore had been advanced campus. It has broken of our work on disk, we decided to call it less about these proceedings. hair was parted on the left side differences are in money taken in charge of Operation Desert incredibe ground in using technology in quits and try again tomorrow. For one thing it lacks intrigue, instead of the right side. If from Buddhist nuns and R.J.R. Storm. education. It was even rated as one of The next morning, we asked the stu­ exciting events, and unsavory - there has ever been a squeaky- Nabisco, but, apparently, I am . Gore has already taken steps the top schools in the country in terms dent aids to figure out why the docu­ characters for people to rally clean person to hold this of­ the only one. These are the kind to make sure that this does not of technology. However, it is far from a ment was not printing but they were be­ their hatred behind. - fice,' it is Al Gore. After all, this of things that fall between the become the major scandal the technological Utopia. There are several fuddled. We then went to four other labs People are enraged over the In short, this is no Watergate, is a man whose wife demanded cracks . of the Fox News GOP hopes it will be. He has issues that I feel have been neglected which were all being used. Finally, after recent allegations against Vice- j it is not Iran-Contra, and it is that subversive material like Channel's fair and accurate "re­ allied himself with a group of over the years. waiting an hour and a half, we gained President Gore over fundraising certainly not the Teapot Dome Warrant albums be given Pa­ porting". people who know how to deal To illustrate this point, let me tell a story. access to the Da Vinci lab and printed out misconduct. Scandal. rental Advisory stickers. At the center of it.all is both with this sort of thing: President A couple of weeks ago, a very good our flier. Well, no, actually, they are not, So why is Janet Reno consid­ Poor Al Gore was simply do­ Clinton and Gore's usage of Clinton's advisors and spin friend of mine and I were trying to de­ Reflecting on this ordeal, I noticed sev­ but if Sen. Fred "Red October" ering the possibility of perhaps ing his job by raising campaign White House phones to solicit doctors. If they continue doing sign a flier for our club. I thought this eral things that I wished would change. Thompson had his way, they maybe sometime appointing funds. That is the sort of thing donations. the high quality kind of work we would take no more than an hour. How­ First, more computers should be made would be. ; some kind of special prosecu­ that the Vice President does. First of all, every incumbent ail know that they are capable ever, thus began a journey, which I lov­ available for student use. The students But, if the word on the street tor or another to possibly look In 1984,.George Bush got his has always used his office of, things should turn out all ingly refer to as "The Odyssey of the should receive a copy of the computer is to be trusted, people across more deeply into this? good buddy Manuel Noriega phones, and second, what are right for the Vice President. Flier." labs' schedule at the beginning of the America could not care less. Do not look to me for the an­ to collect donations from some they supposed to do, use the But, Americans being as fickle We used the computers in the Da Vinci semester. That way, students would Perhaps Americans would be swer, I was asking all of you out of his Columbian friends in the pay phones across the street? as they are, we are likely to for­ Lab which normally require password ac­ know which labs were available without more interested if members of there. To be quite honest, I do "import/export business". Imagine the bigger scandal get all about this in the next few cess. However, since it was 10:30 p.m. having to trek across campus. the Democratic National Com­ not even understand. - Four years later, then-VP Dan that would erupt if President years. After all, if President and there were no classes at that time, Also, several computers are being used mittee, had been wearing The worst part of all of this is Quayle went door to door sell- Clinton rented Hotel rooms to Clinton got re-elected amidst we had no trouble gaining access to the by people just to do e-mail or surf the Letter to the Editor women's undergarments, and that Vice-President Gore has ing.Grit magazine. make these calls. The more time scandals, Al Gore should be able system. Somehow the computers knew Net. I think a special mini-lab should be biting those prospective donors been brought into all of this. Vice President Gore's prob­ he spends at home, the better it to get in for at least one term if that we were not among the "authorized" set up for Internet and e-mail access. This Dear Editor: if they did not cough up at least Now, to many of you, a politi­ lem was that he did his job too is for his image. he has all of his scandals be­ users and as revenge, developed the would free up more computers to be used $20,000.; cal scandal involving a member well. If he had to go out and Whatever the case, these al­ hind him. nasty little habit of freezing every 30 min­ for classwork. As it turns out, people are ac­ of the Clinton administration get $1.1 Million, he would come legations are the first bumps in utes or so and shutting down. Perhaps the biggest problem is com­ Many thanks for Stephanie Mercurio's fine article on Mother Teresa. tually more interested in once probably sounds about as stun­ back with $1.3 Million. Gore's road to the Presidency Christian Bladt is The Circle's After a few misguided attempts, my munication. After a computer technician Actually, there are fairly recent precedents for quick canonizations. Two and for all getting to the bottom ning as the revelation that Gin­ Is this really a crime? Actu­ in20p0. Senior Political Commentator, friend and I decided to move to the has been informed of a computer prob­ that came to mind are Maximilian Kolbe and Teresa of Lisieux. ; ; . of how many licks it DOES take ger Spice does not do her own ally, it is not, and this is the .: Until earlier this year, there and, as always, tonight he's Donnelly Lab next door. We managed to lem, he or she should e-mail the person Kolbe was a Franciscan priest who gave his life on August 14, 1941, in to get the center of a Tootsie choreography. sort of thing that is just being was a lot of talk that Clinton going to party like it's 1999. find a computer. However, the comput­ back to let them know that the message exchange for a Jewish fellow concentration camp prisoner with family who - ers in that lab have PageMaker 5, not was received and what steps are being was to be executed. Matryrdom requires no miracles for canonization. KolbV -\ PageMaker 6, as we were using in taken to address the problem. was beatified in 1971 and canonized shortly thereafter. If Rome extrapb-v ' Marv makes headlines with guilty plea and a whole new wardrobe Da Vinci. After doing our work again we Technology has a place in education. lates, Mother Teresa's life could be considered a martyrdom. Otherwise,.we~.;' • READ decided to print it out The goal is to make the technology so will have to wait for miracles. That being said, I would like tricity of yours? And what were When I issued the command to print, a flawless that it is least disruptive to the Miracles have to be permanent physical cures scientifically investigated Usually I like to write about o retain some of the comedy you thinking of all those times system error occurred and we lost all our learning process. Only this way will tech­ and declared beyond the power of medical science. things oh campus and take , rom this nasty situation by ex- you screamed out "Facial" to work. We moved to another computer, nology be fully integrated into educa­ St. Terese of Lisieux died of wracking tuberculosis on September 30,1897, shots at things people seem to .; >laining just why this is funny, the American public? These are re-did our work, but still could not print. tion. Marist shouldwork toward achiev­ at the young age of 24, and was canonized in 1925, a very short 28 years! think sacred around here. \But> ust shut' your eyes for a sec- questions which will probably At this point, my frustrated friend and ing that goal. r. She is honored on October 1. The stiff statue of this cloistered Carmelite in this past week, actually, a week-, md and picture short, \\u\e never be answered.. But there J were wondering what was it that we .ago tqday,iaman;I^re WjUpJiss iu -.'3,7 -1^- ".' our chapel unfortunately "obliterates the impishness and ebullience bf-this ' • < Aarv Albert standing next to are three things we can be sure had done wrong. But since it was about Michael Goot, Editor-in-chief college-aged saint who, in a brie'f nine years of religious 1 jfe, wrote hun­ tening to on .Saturdays.and y rfatt;Goukason NBC every of: Marv has a hairpiece, Marv dreds of letters, dozens of poems and four plays! She was the major pin-up Sundays admitted guilttoas.- T Sunday before the week's NBA likes girls' clothes, and Marv girl of World War I and worked so "many miracles, especially for missionar­ sault anid battery-in Arlington ;ame: hairpiece in place, thoii-' needs a new job. Maybe he'll ies, that she was declared a saint in record time. Most of the hundreds of Virginia,"so I decided;to write and dollar Armani suit on his get lucky and ajeweler will hire THE CIRCLE Catholic churches in China prominently display her statue or image. on anational issue, rather than - >ack, he looks a lot like a nor- him to sit around and bite gold The student newspaper of Marist College Sincerely, a local One. nal person. Now picture little all day; to make sure it's real. - Bro. Joe Belanger, fins In case you somehow man­ vlarv in the corner as you walk Otherwise, we'll see you on aged to turn off your television nto his hotel room with him in "Spice" Marv, right beside John The Circle is published every Thursday. Its purpose is to report : Humor girl has a blast of a commute sets for|the jpastry/eek, :Marv ;. . _yhi te panties, a garter bel t and, Wayne Bobbit and Ponch from both news on campus and off that is relevant to the student body. Albertrfongtime announcer for in, an erection. Marv, what "Chips." The coverage will always be fair and impartial. "IT'S A BOMB." I was gazing at a steering wheel on the right- hand side. I major.league.sports, was the : vere you thinking? Did you small red duffel bag that a gentleman had was starting to question whether that recipient of one of the sweet­ eally think that no one would Tim Manson is the Opinion left at my feet. I was waiting for the bus little red duffel bag was a bomb or maybe est.plea .bargain deals I have ever find out about this eccen- Editor for The Circle Trie Circle Staff ,; Mary Albert (left), with Matt Goukas (standing) and Bill Walton so that I could go home and free myself just a little red duffel bag.' ' ever heard of. Albert went from (sitting), in one of his many... outfits. from the gosh-forsaken Port Authority So, I went for a walk. There was a good possibly being sentenced to What's the big hurry? Michael Goot Editor-in-chief Bus Terminal. deal to be learned about this episode"of anywhere from fiveyear s to life I know what you're thinking: "I turned around and saw him This is the scenario: there's get there at least five minutes Stephanie Mercurio Managing Editor I tried to rationalize with myself. "Well, panic, aside from that the little red duffel in prison for forcible sodomy, "I've always known that Albert standing there. I saw him stand­ one minute left of class. You're ahead of time so you can cram Ben Agoes News Editor the gentleman could have just left it to bag turned out to be just that and noth­ to now possibly being sen­ had a hairpiece! His head looks ing there in white panties and a ready to call it quits. The ten­ for a quiz you neglected to like a beaver crawled up on it garter belt. He was exposed and sion is building. You start to study for? Or is an hour and Amanda Bradley hold his place while he wandered off the ing more. What about all of the faces tenced to a maximum of 12 Assistant News Editor line. Does he really believe that such a that were waiting for the bus? I hadn't months in jail and an over­ and never left!" (No disgusting he was aroused," she said. Just feel pressured and wonder to fifteen minutes absolutely all Christopher Thorne Focus Editor small bag would actually hold his place? given them a second thought as I took whelming $1,200 fine for as­ puns intended.) This is a major wait, it gets better. Albert ap­ yourself if your professor is you can stand of this particu­ Gyna Slomcinsky Feature Editor ... Oh, but really now, it couldn't be a cover from what I thought to be our bit­ sault and battery. Albert also breakthrough people. Obvi­ proached her and began to rub going to end class on time to­ lar professor? It seems to me that some Emily Kucharczyk . Assistant Feature Editor bomb. That's just silly." I looked around ter end. Running out of the terminal won the New York State Lot­ ously we all knew that he either up against her. day. Then the last minute is at the other faces in line for the bus. Some wasn't the noblest of gestures. tery for $89 million, smoked Carl had a hairpiece or he had the "He told me he was tense and up, time to go right? All around Marist students can be rude Tim Manspn Opinion Editor were placid, others impatient, but all were I eventually made it home physically Lewis in the one hundred most detached hair to ever sit he needed some relief. Then he you people start packing up about interrupting professors Jim Dziezynski Arts & Entertainment Editor oblivious to what I was beginning to unscathed. I then consulted my cousin . meter, and defeated Christo­ atop a human head, but there bit the back of my neck and he their book bags. The sound of when the clock hits the 75th Steve Wanczyk Sports Editor believe was our impending doom. from England, who was staying at my pher Walken in an intense game was never any proof. pushed me. He tried to push zippers and velcro and the clos- miunte of class. There are stu­ "You probably are being horribly irra­ house at the time. As the rest of my of Russian roulette (in case This; for me, was the most en­ my head down to his crotch ing of books upstages the dents who simply assume that Michael Frisch * Photography Editor tional," I consoled myself, and my "that's family ridiculed me, she saw my actions you didn't know, that was a tertaining information about the area. I went to grab his hair and voice of your professor who is their instructor is clue-less as Chris Hogan Business Manager just silly" rationale began to fade rather as perfectly logical. She cited an instance reference to the movie The trial. But somehow certain his hair lifted off. He immedi­ trying desperately to get a last to what time it is. Maybe they G. Modele Clarke Faculty Adviser quickly as time (and presumably the little in an English terminal in which she had Deerhunter which everyone people felt that there were other ately put his hands on his hair word in. But you're not in any see that the latter is not red duffel bag) ticked away. accidentally left a bag on the ground. with a VCR should see). Need­ things that occurred that day and I ran out of the room," said hiirry and have become dis­ equipped with a watch today, "But then again, if it was a bomb, you'd Someone reported it to the bomb squad. less to say, Albert was pretty which were much more interest­ Madsen. tracted by your peers who have so they feel the need to step in We welcome your responses to anything on the Opinion- be the first to know..." My cousin's story reminded me of how lucky to settle, especially after ing. Let me see if I can re-enact Before I address these state­ undergone a strange transfor­ and take on the role of the Editorial page, as well as any other issues. Letters to the Editor With that thought, I darted out of the distant terrorism seems from America. the incredibly interesting tes­ the events of Albert's meeting ments I want to make a few mation in the past minute and hands. Well, guess what? Did may be sent to The Circle via e-mail at HZAL or dropped in terminal onto the street. I sought shel­ Over the summer, a tourist complained timony of a woman named, with Madsen in 1994. Albert things clear. First, it is not funny realize that you have missed you ever stop and look up at ter behind a big red double-decker tour to me about the subway system (Not as Patricia Madsen. asked Madsen to come to his that Albert will never work again you professor's final com­ the clock hanging in 97 percent campus mail addressed to The Circle. We reserve the right to bus with the steering wheel on the right- surprisingly, he also complained about Madsen worked with Albert room and help him with the prob­ as a sportscaster, and although ments about today's lecture on of the classrooms on compus? edit letters for spacial reasons or otherwise. hand side. I winced, anticipating a blast Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Cats"). He was on numerous occasions as the lem he was having sending a fax. I said he was lucky for the deal "Romantic Theory." Today Or have you considered the that would put any Stallone film to shame. disgusted by a beer can that he watched VIP liason for Hyatt Hotels. On But it turned out that Albert was he got, he was not exactly lucky this makes you especially per­ fact that professors get tired How to Contact Us: Then... Nothing. roll back and forth on the subway car one beautiful day in 1994 one having a problem with some­ that this ordeal happened, nor turbed because you have come too and are usually ready to I looked around. A couple of bummy floor, all the way out to Queens. He then of the biggest questions of the thing else. I can't tell anymore was his family. On the same to­ to realize a pattern in your leave at the same time you are classmates' fidgety behavior at ready? If you haven't consid­ If you are interested in advertising in The Circle, please . guys were complimenting the rush hour explained that he was from Israel. I nod­ American sports fan was an­ of this story without throwing ken, Patricia Madsen's story is career women as they hurried by. Two ded and thought about the little red duf­ swered once and for all. The in little tidbits of perversion, not funny because of what hap­ the conclusion of each ses­ ered either one of these things, leave a message for Chris Hogan at 575-3000 ext. 2429 other men were pushing shoe shines to fel bag. As terrorizing as the occasional only thing was that all those because it's just so easy to do, pened to her. I'm sure it was a sion, not only of this class, but then this article will hopefully the businessmen in Reeboks. A few more rattling beer may be, I dared not suggest fans would never leam the true so I am going to let Patricia terrible experience for her and I in fact of all your classes. help you reform your disrup­ tive behavior in the future. If you have a story idea or would like to publicize a club event, were passing out tour brochures. And that it could have been worse. answer to their question until Madsen tell the story. These completely sympathize with her. So, what's the big hurry? Do me? Well, I was cowering behind the big last Wednesday when Patricia quotes are from CNN News She was a room with a sick man you have another class that Alisa Nuzum writes what she Tara Quinn is the Humor Columnist e-mail The Circle at HZAL. red double-decker tour bus with the Madsen testified that MARV Online. Madsen walked into that day and nothing will ever meets after this one? Do you wants for The Circle ALBERT HAS A HAIRPIECE! Albert room and: chanse that. really? Is it that you MUST 8 THE CIRCLE October 2,1997 THE CIRCLE, October 2,1997 9

book projects, I did promotions sociates because I was being > W'lt has been in the lastf two Two seniors receive awards in the departments. I looked at their management before graduat- years that Marist has really parr Student Profile sale gains." ing college.". •:•'•. ticipated with, JC Penney for outstanding internships Aliano said the work was hard Fischer said the experience heavily," he said. "We have five at times. was similar to a program. \ or six Marist students interning GYNASLOMCINSKY tomers," he said. "Pluscomplet- "It was tough," she said. "I "The internship"was more like for us this year." Steve Coogan entertains, influences Feature Editor ing a ten week, week by week learned the whole side of retail." a training program," she said. Because Aliano won first place actual book project that relates Aliano said it was hard to re­ "We did everything." in the district^ her book will go others with his humor and frankness Two fashion majors received to retail." ceive the respect from some Fischer said the college aided on to the national competition. Bunyi said there was a pro­ $500 each for their efforts at their fellow employees. her to finding the internship. If she wins, Aliano will go to CARISAKEANE many .people's lives at Marist. "I used to weigh 230 lbs. when cess the judges of how to summer internships. "While I was working on the- "I found this internship Chicago and win another $500. "As a friend J definitely think I was 14 years-old," Coogan choose the winners. Staff Writer Kendra Aliano, senior fashion floor I was taking control over through the Career Center and After that, she has the chance I've made a positive impact," he said. "Although I'm down to merchandise major, interned for "What it comes down to, for sales associates that have Fashion Department," she said. of winning the top prize. If this said. 180 lbs. now, I still don't like my them to win, they scored the JC Penney for the summer. been there for over 10 years,"' Bunyi said each year the num­ happens, Aliano will go to Dal­ Fidgeting in his chair, John T. Williams, a senior.fi- physical appearance." highest in sales," he said. "They Aliano said she was given she said. "It was hard to gain ber of Marist students intern­ las (JC Penney's headquarters) Steve Coogan, a junior ra- nance major, also said Coogan Originally from Newburyport, scored the highest in the book more responsibility than other the respect of other sales as­ ing for him become larger. and receive $1,000. • dio/TV/filfn and political has influenced many people. Mass., Coogan is often asked preparation, they scored high­ internships she has had in the science major, frequently "Steve Coogan is everything why he did not choose a school est in their projects." past. scratched his freshly to everybody," Williams said. in Boston. He said he needed "It wasn't like other intern­ Bunyi said the competition is What a View.... shaven head. As he pon­ "He's a good guy,'a good resi­ to get away. intense. dered the questions, ships," she said. "First of all, I dent assistant, and most impor­ "Actually my first choice was "They competed against Coogan popped Teddy was paid. I was not a gopher. I tantly, a good friend." Emerson but I would've been about 25 interns within the dis­ Grahams into his mouth. was given a lot of responsibil­ Coogan has been a resident only 45 minutes from home," he ity. I was a part of it all." trict." 'Happy-loud' is a word he -.-•«*'„•• .-%•• assistant since sophomore year. said. "I need to feel independent" Aliano said there were certain r-trtsa Along with Aliano, Lora ll^^ti^mtm*'- " created to describe himself . Last year he was a RA for Coogan is also a member of specific projects she had to do. Fischer, also senior fashion mer­ "I'm very outspoken," Marian Hall. He currently re­ SGA (Student Government As­ "For 20 hours, I would man­ chandise major, interned for JC Coogan said. "And I think sides in Gartland Commons. sociation). age a department while being a Penney in the Galleria Mall for it's really important to stay "I thought being an RA would "This is my first year involved the summer. sales associate," she said. "The positive." be interesting," he said. "My in school politics," he said. "I'm Circle Photo/Michael Frisch Fischer said she received a lot projects in the book dealt more This optimistic guy al­ Steve Coogan. is a senior radio/TV/film and political science major with the other side of retail." freshman year RA, Todd Lang, the chief finance officer." of experience during her intern. ways has a smile on his gave me the extra edge when he Christopher Jette, vice presi­ Aliano said she learned how "I had up to 40 hours a week," face. recommended me for the job." dent of club affairs for SGA, said good father," he said. "But now sleeve," he said. "I'm blunt to plan out sales and certain shesaid. "Itwasgoodexperience." "I hate being negative," A lover of classic rock, Coogan contributes in a posi­ I'm all for it." " . and let it all out." events within the store. There are 18 stores in the dis­ he said. "I look at every Coogan's voice can be heard on tive way. Coogan said he has a few bad After graduation, Coogan trict. "One of my projects was that situation as a learning ex­ Marist's radio waves Sunday habits. - sees himself broadcasting in I had to find something that was "Steve brings a humorous yet Aliano won first place in the perience." nights from 12 a.m. to 2 a.m. "I can't control my voice—I'm New York City. selling well in the catalog, but serious work ethic to the asso- > district for her efforts, while Coogan said the students too loud at inappropriate times," "I want to be famous," he not in the store," she said. "I "I like to call my show the ciation," Jette said. Fischer received second place he "worked with during the he said. "But I did quit biting said. "I'm not sure how I'm then had to take that item and 'more than one rock' show," he Plans for his senior year in­ for her efforts. ,1996 Freshmen Orientation my nails cold turkey." going to achieve my star­ find out why it was not selling said. "I play blocks of The clude an internship communica­ Milo Bunyi, manager of JC "helped him becomethe per­ Doors, Floyd, Hendrix, tions internship. His biggest fear involves dom but it'll definitely be in Penney in Poughkeepsie, NY, on the floor and try to change son he/is today. Aerosmith and The Who." "I hope to intern in Disney death. a positive way." • said the girls went through a that." .'-."Th'ey.impacted my life Coogan is musically inclined World or the West Coast, pos­ "I'm afraid of dying a long, tense 10-week period. Fischer said she learned a lot. tremendously and encour­ himself. sibly San Francisco," Coogan painful death," Coogan said. If Coogan is not in the SGA "I was assigned a merchan­ aged me to come out of my. "It was a combination actual "I played the drums for a said. '' ' * ' " •; "F ve seen someone close to me office or playing classic rock on hands working on the floor diser who showed me the ropes shell," he said. "They made- while," he said.- His future plans also involve suffer." on WMCR, he may be run­ with sales people or with cus­ for 10 weeks," she said. "For Cin.Lriiumfliiii.imLiriiiLi> me who I am now." Although Coogan is a posi­ afamily. This extrovert is not afraid to ning around the football field Coogan said he believes tive person, there is one thing "I was apprehensive at first speak his mind. as Marist's mascot, the Red he has made a difference in. 1 The Derby provides a cure for the no-desire-to-cook blues -abo,uthimself he.wishes to change.. ' because I didnj t'thiqk iQfbeja) "^eas>rny; emotions;on my ' FOX. - S ? -- % f ''".: i - TOMNARDI than when it was Trolley's.- The delicious. The chili peppers day from 11:30 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. ment on Friday and Saturday Food Dude non-smoking section was,lo­ added just the right amount of Dinner is served from 4:00 p.m. nights. If you go I would defi­ cated away from the bar, which spicihess. I highly recommend to 10:00p.m. Happy hour is from nitely suggest .taking a cab, is nice for those looking" for a splitting one of their many spe­ As the semester continues, 4:00 - 6:00 Mondays through since parking is limited andi quiet, more romantic dinner. cialty pizzas as an appetizer. the desire for a good home- Fridays. There is live entertain­ cramped. ; The brightly colored room, was The desserts were all home­ cooked meal increases. The decorated with many watercolor made. Desserts included: N.Y. thought of having continually prints. style cheesecake ($3.25), Cream to eat in the cafeteria makes brule ($3.25), and Banana bread many underclassmen cringe For my visit to The Derby I ^SPRING BREAK....TAKE 2". Organize group! Sell 15...Take pudding ($3.50), I decided" to with nausea... For upperclass- went during lunchtime. I feel 2 Free. Jamaica.Cancun.Bahamas, Key West, Daytona, go with my waitress recommen­ men, the thrill of being able to that it is better to go out to eat Panama City. Barbados, Padre & More. Free Parties. Eats & dation, the Strawberries Drinks. Free info packet. Sun Splash 1-800-426-7710 cook, has probably bean re­ for lunch. Lunch menus being Ramanov ($3.75). This dessert /www.sunsplashtours.com placed with the dread of having lower priced than dinner make consisted of fresh sliced straw­ to. actually cook and wash excellent values for college stu­ berries marinated in brown dishes. dents. The lunch menu was di­ verse. It included a couple of sugar, orange juice and Grand There is always the option of pasta dishes as well as many Marnier (an orange-flavored li­ ordering pizza, but pizza five specialty sandwiches. There queur). The strawberries were nights a weeks? While accept­ was a grilled Salmon sandwich then mixed with a whipped cream able for a week or two, is really served with bacon, lettuce and and sour cream. no way to make it through a se­ tomato, which sounded tempting. mester. While the thought of straw­ One of the only viable options For those who love pizza, buf berries and sour cream might - left is to go out to eat. But where? are looking for a little more vari­ not sound appealing, they were Hopefully this column will be ety, The Derby offers ten differ­ excellent. The cream mixture, able to answer that question. ent types of brick-oven pizzas. coupled with the citrus flavor­ Over the next couple of weeks Including one topped with ing, helped to accent the taste F H be reviewing various restau­ shrimp, spinach and pesto of the strawberries, without be­ rants in the Poughkeepsie area. sauce. ing overpoweringly sweet. I started my meal off with a cup My server, Babbette, was ex­ I will rate restaurants based, on Need shirts food quality, service, ambiance, of Tomato Parmesan soup, with tremely polite and friendly. She roasted garlic. ($2.50) The was extremely knowledgeable with your organization, proximity to campus, and of dorm, team orxlub'slogo course price. soup, served quickly and pip­ about the food. The food was s ing hot, was a thick tomato all served promptly, which screen-printed on them? I would also love to hear from bisque soup, with delicate hints makes the Derby a good choice $4 you. If there is a place that you of garlic and Parmesan cheese. for those between classes or on eaten that you feel everyone COME SEE US! The soup was good, albeit for a lunch break. should know about, or if your the portion size it was not the curious about a certain restau­ I would also recommend The best value. I probably should Derby for those looking for a rant-write to me in care of The have tried another soup, such Circle. place to watch Monday night as the French Onion. football. They have an exten­ (pm Hock down torn Rqmona A.»nS«tJiK?MUCOUVJ irwrtjft The Derby, formerly Trolley's, "1* sive beer list as well as a full bar. is a restaurant that I have been For my main course, I ordered 454-2255 Appetizers, including: chicken meaning to try since they the Santa Fe brick oven pizza Swing 7/ie Atar/sf Community Since W8 tenders ($4.50), fried calamari opened earlier this summer. Lo­ ($6.75). This thin-crust pizza ($6.50), Buffalo wings ($4.95) cated at 96 Main Street, in (approximately 9-10 inches in , FAST; EASY DIRECTIONS FROM MARIST: diameter) was topped with Ched­ and one I definitely want to try, Take Route 9 Sooth To Routes «/55 EAST (The Arterial) Poughkeepsie, it is extremely Continue On The ArteifcJ • We Are One Bloc* Past Raymond Avenue, fried provolone ($4.50) are also convenient to get to. I was dar cheese, sliced chili peppers, available. pleasantly surprised to find that black beans, chunks of ripe avo­ cado and plum tomatoes. It was The Derby is serves lunch each the restaurant was much nicer •WA V//AN.W M\W i AW/AW/AWMWC A-

THE CIRCLE October 2, 1997 11 10 THE CIRCLE, September 18,1997 Taking a Closer Look at Arts PTus News and Reviews Marist expedition gets flawless day to Summit Mount Washington

byJMPZIEZYNSKI including one that blazed across A&E Editor the whole sky. John Raggozine said he counted 12. Though it was near 30 degrees, many of Mount Washington is the us choose to spend the night highest peak of the Presidential outside under the stars. Range at 6,288 feet and lies in I had been asleep a mere three the wild and remote White hours when the morning sun Mountain National Forest in woke me. Judging from the lack Northern New Hampshire. Al­ of clouds in the sky, it seemed though not a high peak by seri­ as though we were going to ous mountaineering standards, have a flawless day to reach the Mount Washington has the dis­ summit. We gathered our gear, tinct honor of having the had breakfast, roused the World's Worst Weather. troops, and set off for the trails. Weather patterns are extreme All told, our group reached the and dangerous; a flawless day summit four different ways: The can turn into a violent storm in Auto Road, The Lion's Head a few short minutes. The high­ Trail, Huntington Ravine to est wind ever recorded on Auto Road, and Huntington Ra­ planet Earth was measured at vine to Alpine Garden to sum­ the weather station on the sum­ mit. mit on April 12,1934-231 MPH. I can see how one can find the Average winds on the peak are Auto Road more unnerving than around 45 mph while the mean the actual hike. At times the v temperature is 27 degrees. Photo courtcy of Jim D/ic/^ki road drops off hundreds of feet -Earlier this year I had the ex­ Standing from (eft to right, Bridget Lanigan, Kim Feinman, Kate Bowdrin, Alex Rucko, Dave down the side of the mountain, treme good fortune to climb up Etzoid, Tom Clapper. Sitting from left to right, Jen Antonelli, Robin Arnold, Paui Lenhart, John and yes, it is two way traffic. to'the summit on a nearly clear Raggozzine, Jim Dziezynski, and Andy Orefice stand atop the summit of Mount Washington. Still, Andy took his regiment, day. My second trip was sched-. Saturday, Sept. 27. If on time, I I'm not sure if they have theme going on!" which included Jen Antonelli, uled for Sept 28. Asking for two would reach Pinkham Notch ( security there (elves with flash­ We also passed them a third Robin Arnold, and Kate perfect' days was" a lot, but the the lodge at the base of Wash­ lights? Jolly fat men with uzis?) time as they tried to signal us to Bowdrin up the winding road. Iforecast called for clear skies so ington) around 2 a.m. Waiting but it wasn't my problem! I pull over to explore a corn field Those of us on foot would meet ray Hopes were high for a good - for me were two carloads of hik­ don't go within a hundred feet but I couldn't quite make them ' them at the top when we got "climb. . • ers driven by Marist students of that place!JvIy ride up wasn't out in the darkness. Plus they there. Eight of us were to climb The Official Marist Expedition , Andy Orefice and Dave Etzoid. spooky but I did get to have looked nuts! We arrived one the mountain via one of the to Mount Washington featured Taking sweep on driving duties some wonderful philosophical behind the other at Pinkham many paths to the top. 11 climbers who had never been - Alex, Tom, Bridget, and Kim was junioi Paul Lenhart. conversations with my copilot Notctuarourid two in the morn- : K to the summit,. b,e|qre;and my^ 35--iThe-ridejup':to-the"jWhite-" Alex JluckdJ-You*can:dis«uss- a- -ing. ^^-^~-^y-' -" -• opted:t& take'the Liori's^He'ad trail, a strenuous but direct self. The chance to lead such Mountains can be as fun as the lot in six hours. - - I haye never seen'more stais route. I climbed Lion's Head in an intensehike was exhilarating. hike itself. The first group left Paul Lenhart left Marist Col­ than I did that night. The sky August and can say that it is On a good day, one does not Marist around noon. Andy and lege a half hour after me, which was pristine. Every star in the one of the more challenging really need a guide but if the Dave traveled in tandem and was strange because I saw him * sky was illuminated in the dome trails. Steep scrambles and weather is bad (which it is 85 took the time to not only pick get pulled over by'cops- of the night. The Milky Way abrupt cliffs make the trail diffi­ percent of the time!) an experi­ up a filthy (but handsome?!) twice!—once in Vermont'and shone like a while phosphoious cult though very scenic. From enced guide can be a life saving hitchhiker named Gabe but also once in New Hampshire. Luck­ band across that spanned the what they reported, the trail was ally, - to check out the slides in the ily neither incident resulted in a sky from horizon to horizon. in excellent shape. Alex climbed . I was not really worried how­ giant wonderland that is Santa's ticket. Tom Clapper saiti'they Even though we sorely needed it with such vigor he earned the ever, since I had a worthy crew. La nd, a place which personally were able to talk their "way put sleep, Tom, Paul, Bridget nickname "Spiderman" from his We' set put in four separate ve­ scares me to death. The place of a ticket by changing the sufrG. ; Lanigan„ Kim Feinman, and my­ hiking mates. hicles at different times because .was closed, so when they ject; "We told the cops we just self took the time to lie on our of schedule conflicts. My van romped in the playground they wanted to see a moose-I think backs in the parking lot and gaze left Marist around 6:30 p.m. on set off the "Kris Kringle Alarm". that made them forget what was" up at the stars. I counted six,; Please see TRIP, page 14 Get AT&T One Rate. FREE. And don't worry about the time or the distance. Jenny McCarthy has yet to prove that she deserves her own sitcom Choose AT&T Long Distance and sign up for AT&T One Rate. Free. You'll byCARLITO "Singled Out", somehow she street name for rbhipnol, other­ from the utters. even the slightest chuckle. 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Jenny is not totally to sort of a full nelson/sleeper hold career before it gets a chance to during prime time." and later replaced with the blame however. hybrid in an attempt to cure her, swim? or visit www.att.com/college/np.hcml I'd like to take that a step fur­ "Dennis Rodman World Tour." and wouldn't you know it, in ther by saying she has no busi­ Don't even try to rationalize Though I am sure the writers walks the lawyer to catch them In her three years on MTV, ness on any channel at any time. MTV's decision here, the human for the show have mastered ba­ in their goofy antics. Golly gee, Jenny McCarthy has proved to It's-all within your reach. ^ Actually, disregard that last mind just isn't capable. sic skills like reading and toilet I did not see that coming. Per­ the world that she is more than AT&T statement. UPN 9 could use a Apparently her brief display training, they do not harness haps a society of Lisa Kudrow's just a sex symbol. She has powerhouse likeJenny to fill the on MTV caught the eye of some­ the ability to write a script that might have actually found this proved that she is loud, annoy­ one at NBC that thought Jenny Student Advantage offer valid for AT&T Residential Urg Dounce customers. © 1997 AT&T slot between the Wayans Broth­ is even remotely humorous. amusing, but it made me gag. ing, disgusting and unfeminine. ers and Homeboys in Outer McCarthy was prime time mate­ Sitcoms are designed to make a But she is yet to prove that she Space. rial. I think that certain some­ person laugh, but I grew more Throughout this ordeal, I tried is worthy of her own prime time Jenny McCarthy made her one got slipped a "rufy" when and more agitated as the show hard to keep my dinner secured sitcom. But then again, if clothed debut as the obnoxious he authorized the green light to progressed. The dialogue was in my belly and my eyes glued "Homeboys in Outer Space" co-host on MTV's "Singled air the Jenny pilot. (For the thin and every predictable joke to the screen in hope of seeing has what it takes...I could be Out." After a two-year stint on chemically ignorant, "rufy" is a was milked until the cows bled something that might evoke wrong. THE CIRCLE, October 2,1997 13

12 THE CIRCLE, October 2,1097 Circle reviewer closes the "Big Budget Movie Disaster Summer 1997" file by JOHN SULLIVAN died down, you can watch his used not once, but twice. trol."—a film titled "Psycho I do not know why I went to see interpretation of the Dark Knight "Batman arid Robin" was a Sushi." The movie was long, it though. Is Television Becoming Reality? - StaffWriter . . New Ten Yard Fight Cd combines and realize that Kilmer's Batman bomb in theaters mainly be­ boring and the only thing worth "Picture Perfect" was like a re­ Summer is a time where many is the most nuanced one out of cause of rotten word-of-mouth any note was Sandy's toned, ally bad episode of NBC's by STEPHEN MERCIER to shop in the television. major movie studios roll out their all three. and reviews such as these. tanned stomach. Patric was "Must See TV." My girlfriend positive message with hardcore sound StaffWriter Many want to learn about the big budget blockbusters. It is a Anyway, "Batman and Robin" It was a bad summer for se­ deadly. He delivered every line and I went to see it. Here's a news in the television rather time of competition for most was not only the worst Batman quels. I had been looking for­ as if he was saying to himself little tip: don't go to any movie While walking my dog one than reading it, and many even companies and a time of guilty movie ever made, but maybe one ward to the "Speed" sequel for "Yeah, this sucks, but at least with Jennifer Aniston in sheer CD Review night during the summer this want to find out about their pleasure inducing entertainment of the worst movies of all time. a few years. I thought "Speed" I'm in show biz." dresses with your girlfriend. community in the television. Ten Yard Fight year, something just hit me. for the audiences. Past summers George Clooney is a decent ac­ was a well-written, thrilling ac­ The movie never picked up You're just asking for trouble. No, not a baseball or a Frisbee, Rather than getting involved have given us such landmark tor. He can charm his way out tion movie staring actors who pace. The first "Speed' was "Cop Land" was not bad, but "Back on Track" but an idea hit me. What came in their neighborhood, some such as "Terminator 2," of any poorly structured melo­ were not really known for their good because of the tension the fact that they had so many Equal Vision Records to me. was that my dog, Cody people would rather hear about "Batman," "Who Framed Roger drama any day. So I am not action credentials. It was easily between Reeves and Bullock. well-respected actors in it, dis­ and Lwere the only ones; out­ it from a very unnatural look­ Rabbit?," and three different in­ blaming Clooney for this flac­ Keanu Reeves' best role and They did not know each other,, tracted from the actual plot. I side. It was not that it was late ing and somewhat robotic-like stallments of "Die Hard." This cid entry into the series. turned me onto Sandra but they feel in love over the kept on staring at DeNiro and anchorperson. by PATRICK WHITTLE or that it was cold because it past summer, I saw EVERY single • I am blaming Chris O'Donnell Bullock's cutie-pie repressed course of the action. In "Speed looking at fat Sly that I never Some businesses are even movie that came out. Yes, even StaffWriter was about 8:00 p.m. and it was for apparently ignoring any act­ sexuality. If you do not believe 2, Patrick is Bullock's boyfriend, really caught on with the movie. really nice out. trying to make TV's that are to­ "Kull The Conqueror." To say ing advice given to him over the me, check out my dorm devoted so there is no sexual tension It needed a subtle cast. The reason why no person tally interactive into homes. the least though, this past sum­ course of his five-year-long ca­ to the shrine of Sandra. whatsoever. A few films tickled my fancy mer was one $ 100 million dollar or.dog was in sight was be­ While watching the game on reer. I am blaming Alicia When I first read that "Speed "Speed 2" sunk at the box of­ though. "Con Air" was dumb budget disappointment after Ten Yard Fight is a straight­ cause mostly every person on television, the loyal fan does Silverstone for her lazy, unnec­ 2" was coming out in the sum­ fice mainly because its budget fun with Nicholas Cage. "Face/ another. There were a few bright edge hardcore band from Bos­ the street where I was at the. not even need to go to the essary, and annoying role as mer of 1997,1 couid barely con­ was higher than the original Off was smart fun with Nicolas spots, and I will get to those, ton. They owe their name to the time, was righti n front of a TV. phone anymore to order a Batgirl. And I am blaming trol myself. My mind raced with movie's big gross. I want to Cage. "Event Horizon" gave me but let's face it. It is fun to cut Nintendo video game of the It is not that I was peeping into pizza. He or she can just order Arnold Schwarzenegger for be­ all kinds of ideas of what the know who green lights these nightmares for weeks. "The on the really crappy movies first. same name, but do not let that people's homes, but it was not it on the TV during the com­ ing Arnold Scwarzenegger plot might be. An ambulance? obscene budgets. Each one al­ Lost World" is the only $230 I have been a Batman fan mislead you. There is nothing difficult to spot out the very mercial and not even have to when he should be playing Mr. A helicopter? Another bus? most guarantees the lack of million dollar grossing movie since I saw the first one a good trite about this band once you familiar images and colors that move at all. Freeze. Two buses? A trolley. Well, a profit for the movie. that no one has anything nice eight years ago. I love Batman. get past their name. come from televisions. Now, I am not blaming any­ few weeks later, I read that the Trust me, there were other bad to say about. I liked it. It was Where else can you get the We don't want to see The Ter­ In the past, the band incorpo­ It's not that Ifind TV evil or one and I am also not saying sequel to "Speed" will take place movies but I just do not have kind of thrilling. Does anybody gritty realism of film noir com­ minator. We want to see the rated football imagery into their that I.'do not ever" watch it, but that every single person in on a..(drum roll)..Cruise ship. the space to assail them here. remember that there were AC­ bined with a square jawed hero newest Batman villain. Arnold songs, which resulted in their I just dislike'the idea that a America is obsessed with TV. Cruise ship?! How in the world Here's a cautionary list, though. TORS in it, though? "Kull The dressed out in black rubber and does not understand that. His being labeled jocks by some. large number of people who All I am saying is that we can a cruise ship be considered "Air Force One" bored me. A Conqueror" is another one of tricked out with all kinds of gad­ one liners fell flatter than ama­ No longer do they write songs watch television are living the should start thinking about speedy. It can't. lot of people like this, so I am those movies that you should gets? teur night on "Full House." entitled "Line of Scrimmage", lives of Jerry Seinfeld and Tim what the television is doing to What the Batman series needs Keanu Reeves dropped out of probably going to get a few not take a girl to see. That was but the new CD "Back on Allen rather than their own. us. In a world where people . The attraction with Batman is not MORE humor, but LESS nasty letters about it. The fact a fun movie though. It was in­ '^fc.SartWKMV'&g* production right away. He was Track" (Equal Vision Records) When people focus their are becoming more and more. . with me cam from the revolving humor. Let's see a tortured, replaced with The Mannequin is that the Harrison Ford Die credibly stupid and poorly hits as hard as a Marist line­ Ten Yard Fight rocks to their latest CD "Back on Track." lives on television when they distant from each other, some­ door of actors playing the role. complex Batman, not the smirk­ Who Can Act, Jason Patric. I Hard-in-a-plane is nothing new acted, but for some reason I was backer. are outside of either work or thing needs to be done.,; n.-.•.• I was always a cheerleader for ing cartoon character that thought, 'Well, okay, if they get to me. "Conspiracy Theory" entertained by its sword and The band's message is clear, school, something is wrong. We cannot keep on allowing Michael> Keaton's two efforts, Clooney creates. the same screenwriter and was just plain annoying. I sorcery foolishness. if not derivative at times—drugs have been easy to write a paint- vious effort, 1995's "Hardcore What is also depressing is that this machine, to: tell us how to.1 but the variety of actors that fol­ wanted to slap Mel. That film by-the-numbers CD with no real Pride" (Big Wheel Recreation.) Also, Akive Goldsmith's script Patrick is a little more animated I know summer has past and and alcohol won't save you. if you do try to actually do look like and what to actiliker lowed afterward kept me inter­ sounded like it was written dur­ than usual, kcan still be good.' was the worst overacting of his you're in no danger of seeing They follow up on this by at­ message. Instead, Ten Yard Ten Yard Fight's acceleration something physical like work­ and what to buy. That is why ested as well. My advice is to career and the most Fight carries their message with ing snack break in a pre-school It was not. It was horrible. The any of these movies in the the­ tacking companies who market to the forefront of hardcore may ing out,.there will probably be moderation has to be start be-• check out "Batman Forever" UNDERacting of Julia Roberts' pride without merely waving a have been hindered in the past class. My jaw dropped when screenwriter, Jeff Nathanson, ater, but keep this review in to the youth. The band does a TV right there waiting for you ing practiced. I am sure not: and watch Val Kilmer's Bruce an insipid one liner playing on had only written one treatment stellar resume. "My Best mind when the real stinkers not provide concrete examples flag like some bands in the by the fact that they were from at the local gym. Wayne. Now that the hype has Friend's Wedding" was.. .okay. genre. Boston. Since the release of many would be able to just quit the term "hanging out" was before "Speed 2: Cruise Con- come out on video. Avoid them. to back this up, butthe emotion What is even scaring me watching, but some people My personal favorite's.are "Hardcore Pride" many new in singer Anthony,: Moreschi's a more is that even though the can certainly learn that TV is We Know the Truth" (anjpld b^ands'lnave been iforming in . voice is convincing enough. television has been around for something to enjoy in life, not song re-recorded) and "Cost Bostqntmd Ten Yard Fight now Ten Yard Fight play what is so long, our society is not get­ something that is life or defines SGA NEWS called "Spirit of '88" style Sight." "Lost Sight" is about have a-strong scene backing them up. ting sick of it. Many are not a person's life. SGA SPOTLIGHT hardcore, taking influences sticking by values, a common even close to getting sick of theme in positive hardcore. Hopefully in the future, more from bands like Youth of Today. the TV, a lot of people actually people will become aware that Dear Marist Community, Residents on the North This sound is played by a lot of The entire CD has a very posi­ If you are at all interested in want more of it. A large num­ End, be sure to lock the slid­ tive theme, rarely falling into fin­ hardcore music I definitely rec­ reality is people, the earth, and hardcore bands today ber of people do not just want the sky, not a box with lots of ing doors in the Ok (Floorpunch, Fastbreak), but ger pointing like many straight­ ommend picking up Ten Yard to watch television, they want I ;';l^a^:-Kristen Weber edge bands. This CD is just as Fight's "Back on Track" CD be­ pretty colors and everi'rhbre The Marist campus has Townhouses as well, be­ what keeps Ten Yard Fight origi­ to live in the TV Many want pretty people. nal is their emotion. It would good if not better than their pre- fore the band becomes huge. been the victim of three rob­ cause these people will fine ... Year:: sophomore beries in the last three weeks, any way to get inside. The Bridget, Kim, John, Tom and The Circle is going to be starting an advice all three of them occurred on time for saying "It won't hap­ Expedition to Mount Washington myself made the long trek back pen to me" is over. column. If you have a problem or con­ Major; Accounting the North End. The culmi­ to the parking lot as afternoon nation of these crimes oc­ I said that for three years. proves challenging and rewarding fused into twilight. cern, send an e-mail to The Circle entitled curred in my . own and guess what, if continued from page II route to the summit was to meet We laughed, screamed, sang Hometown: Bridgeport, Ct. up with the Auto Road, I de­ songs, and spoke of great "Advice Column" at HZAL or send it townhouse, A2, early Sat­ happenened to me on Sat Paul, Dave, John, and myself cided to cross a vast plain that. things as we made our way through campus mail in a sealed envelope urday morning. urday. It is time for the opted to take the hardest, and connected Huntington and down. We passed the headwall addressed to The Circle. Please do not Favorite Band: Dave Matthews After experiencing all of Marist student body to re most challenging route up the Tuckerman's ravine (a path on of Tuckerman's Ravine's water­ the feelings that come with alize that the city ol the other side of Washington) fall, where less; than 24 hours use your name, but a clever pseudonym. mountain, known as the Hun­ Role Model: her grandmother being the victim of a crime, I Poughkeepsie is getting tington Ravine Trail. Hunting­ known as the Alpine Garden. earlier a young man had fallen The Circle reserves the right to decide Circle Photo/Mike Frisch worse, and our campus has ton is about a mile longer than The experience was very Zen; to his death; it was a very so­ which responses wiJl be replied to and am writing to you today, not the other trails and requires ex­ I was the only person in sight bering experience. On the rocks as your Student Body Presi­ become their new target where the water shd down, a pair printed. Devise a system with youi treme caution and courage. on a rare, flawless day. Hazy that candidates often fear dis­ ciety and both intramural vol­ dent, but as a concerned stu­ Though no ropes are neces­ mountains looked like clay in of metal walking sticks lay at dif­ qualification," she said. dent. We, as your Student roomate, housemates, oi ferent levels. John and I had a As the SGA Elections Com­ leyball and Softball. "I want to sary, there are some very steep the distance. The land spread missioner, Weber is responsible Weber's fondest SGA Government leaders are go­ suitemates on a time when out infinitely; on the horizon I moment of silence. It is impor­ do everything that I possibly spots where one must rock climb SPRING BREAK/98 - Sell Trips, Earn Cash for running both the fall and memory to date was her first you will lock the door. could see the tops of clouds. tant to remember how grave the can and meet everyone that I ing to meet with Joe Leary, on cliffs over six hundred feet spring elections. As a first year summer session. The summer The wind blew softly and the consequences of one wrong possibly can," she said of here the director of safety and If any of you have straight down. The path pushes SGA member, she isn't unfamil­ session is a time when all the desire to be so involved in cam­ the limit of non-technical climb­ sun shone brightly. The walk step can be. & Go Free!!! Student Travel Services is.now SGA members get together for security, and work closely any concerns dealing with from Huntington to Lion's Head iar with the responsibilities of pus activities. ing; in the past authorities con­ student government. In fact, four days to discuss the work­ Her future plans aren't in with them to ensure the this matter, please call me is a highly suggested path to We got back to the parking lot sidered making it a trail exclu­ ast year she was the RSC presi- ings of the organization. "I politics but in the world of ac­ safety of every student on at x 2206. I wish all of you check out if you ever go. before nightfall. We were all hirirjg campus reps. Lowest rates to Jamaica, sively for rock climbers with lentofLeoHall. didn't really know anyone at counting where she someday this campus. the best of luck as we ap­ tired but satisfied, except Tom equipment. Dozens of hikers I got to the summit less than Weber brings to her position first, but at the end we were all plans to earn her CPA and work five minutes after the Lion's since he never did get to see a Until I can address you proach mid-terms. (and ice climbers) have died i number of lofty goals diis year, just so close. Ijusthadablast," in one of the "big six firms". Head group. The Huntington moose. Thanks to everyone Mexico & Florida. Call 800-648-4849. again with the progress of from falls on this trail. The trail imong them the desire to reform said Weber of the experience. Hoping to make the best of her Group got there about ten min­ who came with me: Alex Rucko, is difficult but very rewarding. ;lection guidelines and to Hoping to make the best out next three years here, this aspir­ those meetings, I urge every utes after me. There to greet us Bridget Lanigan, Andy Orefice, I broke off from the group at a engtheh campaign time forcan- of her experience here at Marist, ing sophomore cites the sense single one of you, regardless was Andy and his car full of Kate Bowdrin, Tom Clapper, Kim spot called "The Pinnacle" iidates. "I want to make SGA a Weber is involved in a number of togetherness amongst stu­ of where you live on cam­ where a smooth, nearly hold- friends. The day was truly a Feinman, Robin Arnold, Jen jetter known club on campus. of other clubs in addition to dents here at Marist as her fa­ pus, to LOCK YOUR less rock initiates the area of blessing; clarity as far as the eye Antonelli, John Raggozzine, SGA. Among them are the could see, warm weather Right now there are so many vorite aspect of college life. DOORS ! Sincerely yours, hard climbing. Since I had a little Paul Lenhart, and Dave Etzold; estrictions in running for office dance club, The South End So- more experience, I waited until (around 55 degrees) and all you guys did great! Extra thanks SPRING BREAK 98* We have to protect our­ twelve of us made it to the top. Largest sdoctioo of Ski & Spring Break Destination* including Cruises! further on the path to refuel. It to Kim and Bridget for buying Foam Parties. Drink Specials and our Peace & Luv Concerts. selves, and look out for one was the last I saw of them until I me food to keep me alive. Group Discounts and Free Trips available. and other as a residential Frank J. Maduri reached the summit. After a se­ After a nice meal and some "Epicure**! Tours 1SQO-231-44PVN community. Student Body President ries of tricky scrambles, I made celebratory pictures, we headed Next Week: Mount Mansfield, it to the top of Huntington Ra­ back. Six drove back down with the Highest Point in Vermont. vine, some 5,000 feet in eleva­ Andy while six of us descended tion. Though the most direct via Tuckerman's Ravine. Alex, THE CIRCLE, October 2,1997 15 14 THE CIRCLE, October 2,1997 Freshman Tim Svendsen said Svendsen said the team was the small lapses on defense hurt not overconfident at half-time. Downward spiral continues for the team.1 . "We were not overconfident What'sGhTap? "We controlled most of the going into the second half. We Steve on Sports — See the Red Foxes in action... game," he said. "But we had just played not to lose instead disa^ times when we didn't mark up of playing to win, and a two goal well or got confused and we paid lead couldn't hold up against Hoop Dreams Can Come True Football vs. Duquesne (10/4); VpUeybaU by CHRIS O'DONNELL for it." Siena," I remember it as if it was last and Saturday nights in "We're hoping to provide at Iona (10/4), Fairfield (10/5), and Siena (10/8); Staff Writer That confusion was the story On the other hand, Herodes year. Poughkeepsie. more opportunities for the av­ Men's Soccer vs; Iona (10/8); Women's line for Hawks' third goal as the said the overconfidence is what Wait. It was last year. On a Bowling. erage Marist student," he said. Soccer at trie Stony Brook Tournament (10/4- It certainly was the week that Red Foxes failed to clear a cen­ did them in. Friday night. No, I'm kidding. Of course, Wow. Where was this guy 10/5) and Iona (10/8); Women's Tennis at wasn't for the Marist College tering pass from a corner kick. "We just got overconfident, when I was so pissed off last Monmouth's John Babula complacent and we rolled over. My friends and I, being the we all know what 90% of Marist Manhattan (10/2) and vs. Wagner (10/7). men's soccer team. upstanding individuals that we students do with their week­ spring? The momentum from last picked up the loose ball Our team has to realize that no are, had decided to forgo your ends. I'll plead the fifth. McCormick went on to stress week?s win over St. Peter's dis­ amongst the chaos and knocked Division I team will give up af­ that die new addition to McCann it in. ter being down 2-0," Herodes typical Marist College weekend' It always seemed odd to me Men's Soccer Leaders:. Women's Soccer Leaders: appeared quickly as the Red that, at a school that doesn't is intended to increase the ac­ Foxes suffered consecutive Last Wednesday, the Red said. pastime in order to spend our (through Sept. 28) (through Sept. 28) time doing something a little even sell gum in the bookstore, cess to athletic facilities for the losses to Siena and Monmouth Foxes had one slip away against To make matters worse, the more constructive— pickup a popular (and healthy) alterna­ entire student population. G A Pts. G Pts. University. conference rival, Siena. After upcoming schedule only gets basketball. tive to drinking was prevented There will be six new basket­ Jamie Bierworth 5 11 Mafist (1 -5, 1 -1 MAAC), en­ Marist grabbed a 2-0 lead early tougher. The Foxes' next match Bryan Thomas 1 1 3 Circle Photo/Jeremy Smith You see, I never miss an op­ after 9:00 on Friday nights. ball hoops in the new wing (one 6 dured various breakdowns and in the second half, the Saints will be against the Big East's Mike Schilling 1 0 2 Nicole Bruno 2 Men's soccer faces off against Monmouth. Marist lost 4-0. portunity to publicly demon­ The most popular answer full-size court, with two smaller Matt Day 1 0 2 Bridget Donofrio 2 4 lapses on defense, which re­ tallied five goals in only nine­ Villanova, followed by dates strate the legend that is my given by McCann personnel in side courts) along with a state Rino Mazzella 1 0-2 Jamie Sampson 1 4 sulted in both opponents capi­ Head coach Bobby Herodes and by half-time, Monmouth teen minutes to come from be­ with some of the tougher teams three-point shooting. When­ explanation of this peculiar of the art physical fitness cen­ Andy Dolan 1 0 2 A. Swidereck I 4 talizing with offensive spurts. said this game was a classic had a 3-0 lead. hind and win, 5-2. in the MAAC— Iona, Fairfield, ever a challenge is issued, I grab policy was, "Well, people don't ter. As a result, the Red Foxes case of lack of mental prepara­ Senior Michael Kenney said Marist had its first lead of the and Loyola. my Nikes and my beloved bas­ come down on weekends." These sections of McCann will SV GAA SV GAA yielded nine goals while only tion. the loss was a hard one. young season going into half- Herodes said Villanova will be ketball (which, by the way, has Yeah. Instead, they drown share the same new weekend Gary Rincini 21 3.10 BethZack 73 1.77 scoring two. "We controlled the ball in their "It sure was a tough one to time thanks to a goal by sopho­ a tough and formidable oppo­ only touched asphalt once in its themselves in alcohol. That's a hours that now apply to the ex­ Rino Mazzella 7 5.33 . Sunday's match against end for like 35 minutes," he take... we should have beat them. more Mike Schilling. The Red nent. life— it can only be used inside, good way to contribute to the isting areas of the recreation Monmouth saw the Red Foxes said. "But their counter-attack­ The ball was in their end the Foxes added a second tally, "They're in the middle of the on sanctioned parquet) and overall physical fitness of the center. •'••'. control play for most of the ing proved to be the deciding whole game," he said. courtesy of senior defenseman pack in the Big East, but that head down to McCann to prove student body, huh? Once the addition opens later game, but they were conse­ factor. We just played in The second half of play was Andy Dolan, but the team's for­ conference is one of the tough­ that no one can outshoot me— So, I decided that the first col­ this month—knock on wood— Tom's Trifecta quently shutout, 4-0. spurts." highlighted by Ed Portelli's tunes would take a turn for the est conferences in the nation," the second coming of Larry umn I would write when I be­ 20,000 square feet and three Monmouth (5-3,0-1 NEC) scored The Red Foxes were never head ball on a perfectly placed worse. he said. Bird— from way downtown. came sports editor this fall hours of availability will have What do Sparky Anderson, Hal Lanier, and five minutes into the game and able to take advantage of poor cross from the right side, which been added to the McCann And sometimes I'll actually hit would attack the administration Larry Dierker have in common? never looked back on its way to passing by the Hawks' beat Marist goalkeeper Gary Football rout— a few shots. and the McCann Center staff for Center's arsenal. an easy win. defensemen in the early going, Ricini. .continued from page 16 But that's not important. the seemingly irrational decision This should make it possible (Last week's answer: Hack Wilson of the to close the basketball court so to improve and enlarge the in­ What is important is that hus­ PhiledelphiaA's—190RBIsinl930:);J i Tray.nor, who had nobody "After that early fumble, we tlers like myself have the chance early on weekends. tramural program, and give Tennis gets back on track; tunes within twenty yards of him, for managed to play nearly mistake to at least try to show off; there Unfortunately, you won't get people who don't play a Divi­ a sixty-five yard touchdown. free," Daley said. "That was as are athletes at Marist College the chance to experience my sion I sport a place to call their Tom Drag is a regular contributor to The Circle Traynor's .first collegiate catch key as anything else we did of­ who don't participate in inter­ wrath. I think what happened own. up for MAAG championship put Marist up 21-0 with three fensively." collegiate athletics, and need an was that someone got wind of There are no more excuses, minutes left in the third quarter. If the Red Foxes are to beat outlet from which their competi­ my_ intentions, and ordered a folks. Marist's Cummulative Fall Record is. by MARK J.WELLS ; Coach King was very, im­ out there," King noted after the The fourth quarter was more Duquesne this week, they'll pre-emptive strike to protect It-is now possible to actually tive juices can flow. ; Staff Writer^ ; ^ pressed^ by thei team's perfor­ ,(match.>,.,,,„, "_.;_,....,.,.£ -, ;•_.. oftbesamefor.theFoxes: Daley •••• need to play as well all game as This is what pickup basketball- themselves from thepublie lash­ lose fat cells instead of brain mance last week against St. The other two singles.matches scrambled for a twenty-two yard they played in the second half cells on Friday nights at Marist is for. ing I planned to hand out. 15-21-1 The Marist College women's Peter's. were not as difficult for the Red touchdown early in the fourth against the Peacocks. Accord­ Now, the tragedy that I faced See, when I returned to cam­ College. Take advantage of it. '-.'tennis team snapped its four Foxes, as Kara Oliyer and Jen­ to finish offhis best game of the ing to Daley, that shouldn't be a through September 30 "It all seemed to come together for the first two years of my pus a month ago, I was stunned Steve Wanczyk is - game losing streak this week by for us against St: Peter's. The nifer Armstrong both won eas­ year. Later, backup Bill problem. hoops regime at Marist was that to find out that the hours had The Circle's Sports Editor ~ beating the St. Peter's Peacocks . singles play, along with the ily at second and fifth singles Tramaglini found Reed for a six­ "We haven't beaten them this outlet closed down after •been expanded. At least, on { inconvincingfashion,8-1. The doubles play, were both very respectively. Oliver and teen yard touchdown, and since we were freshmen," Daley 9:00 PM on weekends. And, on Friday. ] R^dTiox^es^y^ned^heir record good to see," King stated. Armstrong both won their Mario Wilson returned a punt said of his fellow seniors. "We occasion, the student body was While the McCann Center still > at 4-4 on the season, including a At first singles, senior captain matches with identical scores of 75 yards for a touchdown, his will definitely be fired-up to play closes at 9:00 on Saturday Off Campus by Jeff Dahnke refused access to the McCann Holly Robinson won a three set 6-1,6-2. second touchdown in two this week." Center because local high nights, it is now open until ThisAvas a bigwin for the-Red match against St. Peter's num­ The doubles play was also weeks. In the game that will probably Phillies is an accomplishment in school tournaments were being (gasp!) midnight on Fridays and Around this time of year, it managed to win twenty and fell Foxes',Vs* they travel to Fairfield ber one player, Ecda Ruiz, 4-6, something to write home about. For Daley, who finished the determine the fate of their sea­ itself, and the twenty dingers are held. Sundays. Add that to its Mon­ seems as if every newspaper is just nine K's short of 300. The University to meet up with a very 7.-5, 6-2 which set the tone for At first doubles, -.Holly game 8-of-19 for 175 yards, the son, the Red Foxes play host to an added bonus. On our campus, in our gym. day through Thursday hours of required to predict who will take Big Unit is the most dominating talented Stags squad this week, the rest of the team. Robinson and Kara Oliver won key to Marist's second half ex­ the Duquesne Dukes on Satur­ Suffice to say, there were sev­ 9:00 AM to 1:00 AM, and it home baseball's, post-season pitcher in baseball. I didn't let the Yankee fan in in a pivotal conference matchup. Robinson's victory was the their match by a score of 8-4. plosion was the turnovers. day at 1:00. eral nights when I was so frus­ turned out that 1 didn't have too awards. This week, I volunteer It's hard to imagine a non- me come out earlier concerning Coach Jamie King realizes that first of three three set victories The second doubles was even trated with the lack of court time • much to complain about any­ to take on that responsibility, if Brave pitcher winning in the NL, AL MVP, but Joe Torre is my this will be an important test for for the Red Foxes. more impressive, as Tracy Hunt available to me, a tuition paying more. for no other reason than to spark but things can't stay the same 'manager of the year. Torre led his team. "I was very proud of the way , and Claudine Habib won their Marist Football ~ Cummulative Stats member of the college cdmmu-' DarreaMcCormick, the new arguments in dorm rooms forever. Denny Neagle and Greg the defending World Champs to "Fairfield is going to be.one of we stuck in there and won those match 8-2. The duo won their - nity, that I fell back on the only McCann.Center Facilities Coor­ across campus. Maddux have had outstanding a playoff spot once again de­ those matches that we can mea­ three set matches," King said. match despite playing a.pair of PASSING ATT CMP YD TD INT Rating option available to a young man dinator (who arrived last May) Let us start with the league years, but neither one can touch spite the loss of John Wetteland' sure ourselves by," King ex­ Tracy Hunt and Claudine grueling three set matches ear­ Jim Daley 50 22 367 2 6 94.86 in the prime of his life on Friday explained the change. MVPs: As much as the Yankee Pedro Martinez. Having only 17 and Jimmy Key, two key com­ plained. Habib won the other two three . lier in the day. Bill Tramaglini 5 4 58 1 ' 0 243.44 fan in me says Tino Martinez, I wins may hurt him; but the 1.90 ponents of last year's squad. setters, at The Red Foxes are now gear­ can't go against Junior Griffey ERA and 305 strikeouts more He also had to deal.with inju­ third and ing themselves up for matches RUSHING ATT YDS AVG. TDs Students Wanted... in the American League. The than make up for that. The ries to ace David Cone and fourth singles against Fairfield University, Jovan Rhodes 49 56 homers and 147 RBI speak Expos may riot have many mar­ Bemie Williams, the ineffective­ respectively. Manhattan College, and, in a 245 4.7 0 .~ Individual Match Records: J.J. Allen 49 224 4.4 2 The Cabaret and Coffee Shops are looking for for themselves. quee names, but they do have ness of Hideki Irabu and Kenny . Hunt won non-conference tussle, Wagner ChadWickliffe 17 67 3.7 0 students to work evenings and weekends. The National League is not as the best pitcher in the National' Rogers, and a lack of right hand Holly Robinson 5-2 her match af­ College. : Jon Reed 1 30 30.0 1 clear-cut however. Take a quick League.' - powerall season long: :Still, the Kara Oliver 6-2 ter losing the King is not letting his Red David Spinato 1 28 28.0 0 look at the stats and Larry As far as the American Yanks are in the post-season TracyHunt 3-5 first set, 3-6,6- Foxes look past the upcoming Walker'appears to be the obvi­ League Rookie of the Year is and have to be considered the 4, 7-6 (7-5). opponents, but admits that the ClaudineHabib 3-5 RECEIVING NO. YDS LNG TDs Good Pay ous choice. Nothing against concerned," there are only two team to beat. •;'"-"' Habib played MAAC Championshif)— com­ J.Armstrong 4-3 Jon Reed 16 251 47 1 Meals, Walker, but 40 home runs and words that need to be said: In the NL, Gene Lamont has a marathon ing up in two weeks— will be Brian Ladd 4 55 18 140 RBI appear to be average Nomar Garciaparra-1 even con- done an outstanding job guid­ Devon Imarisio 4-3 match as she the big one. 0 Uniforms. Brian Tray nor 2 83 65 1 numbers for anyone fortunate sidered him for league MVP. ing the Pittsburgh Pirates to a Leigh Golden 1-1 '. also had to "The whole team is getting Jovan Rhodes enough to play at Coors Field. Thirty homers and 98 knocked respectable season. Lamont come back af­ excited about the MA AC Cham­ 2 9 9 0 Tim Korba 1 0 Mike Piazza is my choice - .360 in are great numbers for an out­ has absolutely no talent to work ter losing the pionships coming up in early 29 29 Doubles Match Records: Chris Edelstein 1 arid 40 HRs out of a catcher is fielder, but for a rookie short­ with yet his ballclub"was in con­ first set. She October," said Ki ng. 1 21 21 Please stop by our office or Cabaret Robinson/Oliver 6- 1 ChadWickliffe 1 6 6 0 phenomenal. stop they are shocking. We tention all season long. Now if defeated Tif­ Everything seems to be com­ Roger Clemens proved he is were all amazed at Alex he could only get some play­ Habib/Armstrong 3-2 fany Miles 5-7, ing together for the Red Foxes DEFENSE Sacks Tackles INT Fum Rec. for an application far from washed up, but he Rodriguez's second season a ers. Golden/Imarisio 4-3 7-6 (7-5), 7-6 and their first year head coach. faded slightly toward the end of year ago. What can we expect Reid Ellis 4.5 22 0 I . In the weeks to come the ac­ Oliver/Hunt 0-1 (7:5).. . The Red Foxes next home match out of Nomar in 1998? Dwyne Bates 4.0 16 0 I the season and it may have cost tual winners will be announced. "Tracy and will be Tuesday October 7 Hunt/Armstrong 0- 1 Chris Meyer 3.0 20 I 0 We look forward to seeing you! him his fourth Cy Young award. In the National League, Scott My predictions may be all cor­ Claudine both against Wagner College at 3:30 Hunt/Habib 0-1 Archer Bridgeforth 2.5 15 0 0 I'm giving the hardware to Rolen seems to be the only can­ rect; they may be totally off- showed a lot P.M, at the Dutchess Racquet Randy Johnson. Although he didate. Being able to go through base. I guess we will just have of character Club. battled through injuries, he still a full season with the pathetic to wait and see. QUOTE OF THE WEEK STAT OF THE WEEK The football team recorded "We played not to lose instead twice as many sacks (8) as total of playing to win..." , yards allowed (4) vs. St. Peter's SPORTS -Tim Svendsen (men's soccer) 16 THE CIRCLE, October 2,1997 Red Foxes demolish second straight cream-puff

enough for the second lowest champion Duquesne comes to In their three games, Marist 42-0 blowout sets up showdown total in school history. Poughkeepsie. has only managed to put 14 this Saturday with Duquesne Sophomore Chris Meyer also On offense, the Red Foxes fol­ points on the board in the first had a huge game for Marist, re­ lowed what has been an alarm­ half, mainly because of the mas­ Ellis, Dwayne Bates, Jerry cording nine tackles, a sack, an ing trend early in this season. sive amount of turnovers by THOMAS RYAN they've committed. With a StaffWriter Gerth, and Archer Bridgeforth interception, and a forced Marist scored only one touch­ chased freshman quarterback fumble. Meyer was playing in down in the first half, despite muffed punt, a fumble, and an The irresistible force met the James Lyver all over the field place of co-captain John Fox, the fact their defense constantly interception in the first two quar­ very, very movable object last before the.Peacocks decided who has missed the last two gave them good field position. ters on Saturday, Marist hasnow Saturday when the Marist Col­ enough was enough, and called games after getting injured in the The only score came on sopho­ committed an unreal ten first half lege football team hosted St. only five passing plays the en­ season opener against more Jack Reilly's two yard run, turnovers.; Peter's at Leonidoff Field. tire second half. The Red Foxes Georgetown. Fox could be after Meyer's interception had They carried their miscues The irresistible force took the (2-1, 2-1) only allowed fifteen ready to play this week when given Marist the ball at the Pea­ into the second half against St. form of a talented and experi­ yards passing in the game, good two-time defending MAAC cock 12 yard line. Peter's, as a long Red Foxes enced Red Fox defensive line, drive ended at the one-yard line while the movable object dis­ with a botched hand-off that guised itself as the Peacocks' was recovered by the Peacocks. helpless offensive line. When Later in the quarter, senior the two went head on, the re­ Harry Taylor put a huge hit on sult was not pretty. St. Peter's running back Herb That result was a 42-0 Red Fox Groce, forcing a fumble that . blow-out that saw St. Peter's (0- Bates recovered deep in Pea­ 3,0-2) have twice as many sacks cock territory. Quarterback Jim allowed (8), than they had of-' Daley hit tight end Chris fensive yards gained (4). Of Edelstein over the middle two those eight sacks, junior Reid plays later, and Marist was up Ellis had four, all of them com­ 14-0. ing in the first half alone. The next time Marist got the As Marist head coach Jim ball, Parady pulled out his bag Parady pointed out, welcoming of tricks to ice the game for the Ellis back after he missed all of Red Foxes. Using Jon Reed as last year with an injury has a decoy after his reverse for a helped his team tremendously. touchdown last week, Daley "Having Reid back gives us faked a pitch to Reed, which depth at the defensive line po­ brought the Peacock secondary sition that we didn't have last way in. season," Parady said. "He has Daley then turned and threw really worked hard to get him­ to freshman wide receiver Brian self back to where was before Circle Photo/Michael Frisch the injury." The football team gets ready for a big play.. Marist crushed St. Peter's 42-0. — continued on p. 15 •—- Women's soccer opens its MAAC schedule succesfiilly M$C Rxtfcal 1 -Results Georgetown 2 0 1.000 2 1 Duquesne 1 0 1.000 2 1 Wins over Siena and St Peter's Sophomore Bridget Donofrio Marist 2 1 .667 2 1 scored the only goal against Siena 1 1 .500 1 1 leave Foxes undefeated in league Siena and goalie Beth Zack was Canisius 1 1 .500 1 2 strong in net to record the shut­ Fairfield 0 1 .000 2 1 by RACHAEL VOLLARO enhancing the Red Foxes' play. out. Iona 0 1 .000 0 3 StaffWriter "We had a 10 day break in be­ "Bridget's been on fire. She's St. Peter's 0 2 .000 0 3 tween Lehigh and Siena that let really stepped up her offense St. John's 0 0 .000 2 1 The Marist College women's us work on offensive tactics. and has been playing great up soccer team is now 2-0 in the This really helped us step up our top," Nichols said. MAAC. shooting against Siena and St. The scoring against St. Peter's LASTWEEK_ THISWEEKL. After defeating Siena 1-0, the Peter's. Our defense has just was done by Jamie. Sampson Red Foxes overcame St. Peter's been solid ail year," Nichols with a goal and an assist, Jamie September 27 October 4 4-3 for their firsthom e win. said. Bierwirth with two scores, and SIENA 41, Canisius 38 Iona @ Canisius Co-captain Janet Oliver felt the "The scoring was definitely a Amanda Swidereck, who G'TOWN 34, Fairfield 9 Duquesne @ Marist team was ready for the game plus," Sebastian added. "Com- notched her first goal of the MARIST 42, St. Peter 's0 Siena @G'town against St. Peter's. year. Pace 26, Iona 0 St. Peter's® St John's "Confidence really wasn't Bierwirth, a freshman, leads St John's 23, St. Brook 19 Central Conn ©Fairfield much of an issue. I think we this year has been the team in goals with five. were really excited and ready to awesome. The team is "This year has been awesome. play," Oliver said. . playing really well...; The team is playing really well Co-captain Stacey Sebastian and starting is just a great feel­ added, "Coming off a win really Jamie Bierworth ing," Bierwirth said. helped our confidence. Know­ The Red Foxes' next game is INSIDE... ing that St. Peter's had lost to at Hofstra. Working off a two- Siena was also a really big ing out with four goals against game winning streak, Coach Men's soccer J5 plus." St: Peter's was really great."' Nichols is confident in her team.. Women's tennis 15 Two factors that have been The win against Siena gave "Every game that we play is working for the Red Foxes are Marist a positive start in the competitive. (Hofstra is) a good Hoop Dreams 14 an increase in the intensity by MAAC conference. team with some strong players, Off Campus 14 the offense and solid play by "The Siena game was a step but we've been playing strong Tom's Trifecta 14 *ho Hafensft. for us. It was our first MAAC on the road," she said.