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ISSUE 1667 ... the penultimate issue FRIDAY 9 JUNE 2017 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON v elix Imperial f academics talk Trump and climate change PAGE 3 News It’s not rational to be scared of terror PAGE 7 Comment Archer, the show that keeps on giving PAGE 16 Culture The great age of 3DS PAGE 18 Millennials How to break up with someone (you met in Metric) PAGE 22 Millennials 2 felixonline.co.uk [email protected] Friday 9 June 2017 felix EDITORIAL What a week hat a week. Since last Friday, weekend when everyone was shit-faced, but we’ve shit has hit the fan. Much like an also had to deal with the General Election, less than evil mastermind in a superhero a week after the London Bridge and Borough Market movie, Donald Trump has incidents. (Also this is London and we don’t’ have time announced to the world his evil to care for other people. ) plan to fuck over the planet: Meanwhile we have Theresa May going around Wquitting the Paris Agreement. The only differences are making dirty confessionals, like that time she ran that he’s as thick (but slightly more orange) as mustard, through a field of wheat. I mean, how can someone and that the rest of the world has gone fuck you back that dirty be trusted with the leadership of a country? and is now probably conspiring to send him to deep And that’s coming from me! space, leaving behind only the faintest Cheeto-dust The thing that really pisses me off about the General trail as proof that he ever existed. Speaking of proof, Elections is that we need to get this paper to the printers Comey has started testifying which is bound to be the by 11pm so there’s no way in hell we can provide any best thing to hit the screens since OJ Simpson’s trial. The insightful commentary (as per usual). Unless we wing real question now is whether Trump gets impeached it. Which we did consider. A couple times. I’ve just had and flees the US first, or whether California beats him the term ‘hung parliament’ stuck in my head all week. to it and goes rogue joining China. Like how hung? Frankfurter hung? Beer can hung? Then on Saturday there were two terror attacks in Baseball bat hung? London which left seven people dead, 48 people Back to my editorial though: Don’t be too injured and thousands declaring themselves safe on disappointed we’re not covering the Election results. facebook. Just take this opportunity to read about all the other But no one probably remembers the attacks anymore depressing shit that’s happening in the world right now anyway, because not only did they happen over the and unwind with one of out thickest editions in weeks. 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The Gilbert’s role bridges the a climate skeptic remains that he’d be pulling multidisciplinary research, success of the Paris agreement work and knowledge of to be seen but the bit of the the US out of the Paris engaging with staff and lies in the declaration of academic researchers and story that’s telling us what the Agreement. Within students across College global intent to do something the action stakeholders who science says about the world hours, Elon Musk had interested in climate change. about climate change and the make decisions that impact around us seems to have had Lresigned from the President’s Jo Haigh is one of the institute’s exit of a major player like the the environment, such as quite a significant message Board of Advisors, American Co-Directors and has notably USA jeopardises the spirit of NGOs and governmental delivery over time.” states such as California went contributed to (and lead unity. bodies. Gilbert essentially Indeed, not only has rogue and protested the authored) several reports of “The USA is estimated to be ensures that the science is scientific evidence for global move, vouching to uphold the Intergovernmental Panel contributing nearly 20% of effectively communicated climate change been piling their commitment anyway, on Climate Change, and was the world’s CO2 emissions. to the public and translated up over the last decades, and world leaders expressed more than happy to discuss into policy. Which begs the some effects are frankly their disappointment and their recent developments. The Paris question: What motivated impossible to ignore, such determination to do their bit Accord was a triumph that not \\ The issue is that Trump’s decision? Was it a as the very measurable one for the planet. only surprised everyone at communication failure? degree increase in average Surprisingly, Trump’s war the time but keeps pleasantly you need everyone Gilbert doesn’t think so. global temperatures since the on sustainability seems to surprising scientists across the to agree that we “In no time in his speech beginning of the conversation. have united almost everyone globe. about leaving the Paris Gilbert thinks climate- else against him. The acting “You can’t imagine how need to make an Agreement did Donald skepticism is not really the head of the US embassy in fantastic it was, because effort. That’s why Trump say anything skeptical issue anymore, instead the Beijing resigned over his previous to that we had the about climate change. real challenge is in convincing country’s withdrawal from Copenhagen meeting which we have these people that the Paris climate change was such a disappointment,” big international urgent accord. France, Germany says Haigh. “We were all action and Italy penned a joint letter hoping there’d be a climate agreements. We all i s condemning Trump’s decision agreement and it got need to play our (Theresa May reportedly absolutely nowhere. This declined to co-sign the time round we were thinking part, which is why statement). By Monday over if they can just agree on the US detaching is 1,000 mayors, governors anything it will be so good. and companies in the US And not only did they have distressing \\ had expressed defiance to a unanimous agreement but Washington. they agreed to try and limit And yes, even North Korea global temperature increase called out the decision, to less than two degrees Pulling out is no minor branding it “short-sighted and above pre-industrial [levels] or event. The thought that the silly ”. preferably 1.5 degrees. This US wouldn’t do anything to Climate change is rightfully was signed up and agreed mitigate climate change is the hottest topic of discussion and then less than a year later bad in itself but it could also at the moment, so we talked it got ratified. I think this is the be bad in the sense that other fastest any treaty has been countries might think likewise ratified through the United – if they’re not doing it, why \\ Surprisingly, Nations.” would we bother – and the Trump’s war on The Paris Agreement whole thing could unravel.” is based on voluntary Alyssa Gilbert, Head of sustainability seems contributions to reducing Policy and Translation at the to have united CO2 emissions. It has been Grantham Institute, agrees. “A criticised for not providing a lot needs to be done locally. almost everyone legal framework for keeping The issue is that you need else against him \\ the international community everyone to agree that we in check. Realistically, even need to make an effort. That’s if signatories fulfilled their why we have these to some of Imperial’s leading pledges, we would be big international scientists to see what they’re nowhere near hitting the two agreements. We all making of this turn of events. degree target. But that’s not need to play our And what better place to the point. (Besides, there are part, which is why find them than the Grantham mechanisms for reassessing the US detaching Fuck this guy // Gage Skidmore 4 felixonline.co.uk/news [email protected] Friday 9 June 2017 Friday 9 June 2017 [email protected] felixonline.co.uk/news 5 elix NEWS NEWS elix \\ fBut even with sustainability ideology works to electricity generation government could face legal one that are being harmed f other countries is unclear. It might as well increased by 81% in the consequences as a result of most by the actions of the be a communication failure. last financial year. its inaction.