I Pap 13 I Pap 15 |P««H WHMinairankster? IrtRIMUMlMMilS ftlotklNtaUiBpast j\li; -indents share tales of past mis- Comedian Daoe Chappelle entertains a This year marks the 20th anniversary of .1 creativity in remembrance of Wilson Hall audience Monday night. IMU's near-upset m the 7982 NCAA .ir,tl tool's Df. Tournament against eventual champion UNC.

TWr? m «w Jamesfames maatsonMadison Universityuniversity Today: Partly cloudy High: 50 HEfBREEZE - Low: 28 IW. "•' h TliitrtiUiu. Avril 4, 2002 International business stu- Army ROTC leader commended dent awarded Lt. Col. awarded medal for saving JMU student senior Jessica Packet) BY CLINTON SMEDI n road and into Mamma Cnek. Swayne was asleep in the received the "Outstanding contributing writer According to Swayne, this is front seat when his wile, Nicky, Student in International a considerable drop, almost 1 in who had been driving, woke BusfewaV award from the |MU The leader ol JMU's Army ROTC was awarded a medal feet, nearly as high as Eagle him up to point out the accident. International Business Program. Hall, but on a slope. Upon arriving on the scene, "The award recognizes Thursday afternoon for sav- ing the life of a JMU student Swayne said it was he scaled down the steep Packetfs outstanding academic last October. remarkable that Kopp had embankment to find Kopp's record together with her survived the fall. car overturned and knee deep demonstrated leadership abili- In a ceremony in Taylor Hall. Col. William L. Swayne said that if the in the creek. tuN." according to a March 25 Faistenhammcr, acting com- truckers who had arrived on Swayne and a passing truck V! press release. In addition, mander of the Army's 4th the scene first had not spotted driver turned the overturned Packett is a member of several Brigade and a professor at him. Kopp would have been a car upright. honor societies and community Virginia Military Institute, pre- missing persons report. Then Swayne pulled Kopp •service organizations. ■anttd Lt. Col. Dominic "The ARCOM is awarded to through the car's sunroof and Packett said she does not Swayne with a U.S. Army any member of the Armed Kopp was revived when jerked know who nominated her for Commendation Medal. Forces of the United States out of the car. the award. Swavne pulled Jason Kopp, who, while serving in any Kopp was then sent to a Upon receiving the award. 21, from his wrecked car Oct. capacity with the ... distin- local an*a hospital where he Packett said she was very sur- 17,2001 and revived him before guishes himself or herself by w.is n-leased three days later prised, excited and honored. emergency medical technicians heroism, meritorious achieve- with minor injilriaa She said, "I couldn't have asked arrived at the scene. ment or meritorious service," Kopp's injuries included tor a better major. I think it was DAVE KIM/WWVT phHographtr Kopp was driving west- according to the U.S. Army cuts, bruises, .i bitten tongue a combination of good profes- Individual Decorations Web Lt. Col. Dominie Swayno raclevet medal for pulling JMU itu- bound on Interstate 66 when sors and a love for the subject his Nissan Sentra ran off the site l_www.americal.org). see ROTC. page 5 that helped everything tall per- dent Jason Kopp from his wrecked car last October. fectly in line for what I was try- ing to achieve as an internation- al business student." She said, "I would really like to thank the whole JMl! community for my great expe- rience here at JMU. My family. friends and professors have all been very supportive and SGA allocates student fees wonderful during my tour years here at JMU." Upon graduation Packett Speedy front-end budgeting says she hopes to gain experi- ence through internships in Student Government Association due to prior preparation district courts in either Washington. D.C. or Chicago, BY BROOKE ABBITT it cut back the time." III Following her internship, Front- End Budget SGA reporter The nine organizations she said she hopes to go to law The Student Government which receive FEB funds are school to study corporate law. $365,090.00 Association speedily allocat- Inter-Fraternity Council, Amount to Allocate ed $365,090 in student fee Panhellenic Council, Sports — compiled from staff reports money to nine student organ- Club Council, Campus izations, during its annual Assault ResponsE, Student Front-End Budgeting hear- Ambassadors, National ings Tuesday night. Association for the The meeting In PC Advancement of Colored Students Ballroom, which lasted about People, Black Student three hours, involved nine Alliance, University Program campus organizations, stu- Board and the SGA. to present dent representatives and sen- ators discussing budget 46- requests for funds trom the in history FEB allocation account. Last Everyone knew the year's meeting ran for 12 hours - from 5 p.m. to 5 a.m. horror stories of last SGA Executive Treasurer contest l hill fortier said it was the year and everyone did BY JESSICA ENOLER shortest FEB meeting in at their homework. contributing writer least 10 or 15 \ears. Twelve JMU students will "Everyone knew the horror — Chris Fortier present their research papers in stories of last year and SGA cxecutn c treasurer a state-wide history competi- everyone did their home- tion April 6. work," Fortiersaid. The Virginia Regional Senate Pro-Tempore 59 Conference, which will take Stephen Davis said, "Better place at Virginia Wesleyan planning went into this College in Norfolk, is spon- year's [FEB|. This was proba- Groups earn FEB status sored by an international Student Government bly the most experienced through the SGA by proving history honor society Phi Association Contingency Fund $20,445.35 finance committee in years. It that their mission to trie JMU Alpha Thcta was my second year in run- community is so important (amount left over) rung this event. Experience that they deserve to be bud- has built up over years and -u worked out all the kinks, and setSGA, pa$i 5 These students have CINDY TlNKER/wunr iimil undertaken serious research. — Kevin Hardwick historj professor Councilman questions JMU Destroying landmines profs' campaign practices 59 Profs deny allegations of unethical influence According to Phi Alpha BY DAVID CII MI SIMIS Theta advisor John Butt, the at |MU should go down to the ister to vote." news editor registrar's oflicc and get According to Rogers, stu- conference is an opportunity City Councilman Larry forms to have their students dents have an obligation to for ttriwi" Mitwy students to Rogers accused the two vote in the election, but the give their speeches before a vote. 1 think that's unethical." JMU professors running (or candidates should not register judged panel. City Council of being students to vote. "They (JMU JMU will send 12 under- "unethical'' and using their 66- professors) are getting paid by graduate and graduate stu- "power" as professors lo gel tax-payers' money. They're dents to the conference to students to vote. /don't see any reason campaigning while they're on compete with seven other Both professors deny the the job. They're campaigning Virginia universities and allegations, calling the to apologize for while they work because colleges, including Radford charges "mudslinging" that is they're public servants. 1 think University. Virginia Tech, helping people to "unfounded and untrue." tli.it'B unethical." Mary Baldwin College. lour candidates an' nm- Stevens called Rogers' University of Richmond, exercise their civic ning tor two open seats in the ■lktafani unfounded and Old Dominion University H.irnsonburg City Council right to vote. untrue' She said she had Bridgewater College and election May 7. Roger*, ■ BOttn students registration Virginia Wesleyan College. Democrat, and Republican —Deb Stevens forms, but hasn't "given JMU is sending the Cilv Council candidate them out to anyone who has- largest contingent to the con- Hugh ). Lantz currently hold seats. Deb Stevens, an eco- -*9 n't asked for them first." ference and will compete nomics professor running as st.wns s.ik,, "I don't see any against 55 other irudentl NNOfl to apologize for help- from the other schools. an Independent, and Cheryl Talley. a psychology professor Rogers said Stevens has ing people to exercise their "They reflect typic.illv the gotten registration form md civic right to vote" very best students at |MU." his- running as a Democrat, also are vying tor the seats. given them to JML' students. Stevens said she meets tory pmfessor Kevin Hardwick "I think that's very unethical with students ouMde »' class said. "These students have Monday night Rogers s.ml. In this particular race, 1 bflCMiw profcmori haw .1 Lot time, but doesn't have time to undertaken scrums research." of power with students." he pivf Campaign speeches in JMU members of Phi Alpha don't think that the college >\\\ KlM/awniorphrtogmtfher IIHiiMHin that an' running lor said. "A professor has I lot ot srr HISTORY, pane 5 City Council that teach dasaes power |0 tell .1 student to reg- -trJMV,paj(f5

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THURSDAY, APRIL 4 SATURDAY, APRIL 7 OPINION • HonorAwanmea* V*tk. II a.m..2p.m.,frecKuodiesonthc • Lacrosse vs. University of Maryland, 1 p.m. commons and In Die mail rum (i(Warivn Hall House Editorial. Small accomplish- ments can lead to bigger results 7 • Habitat for Humanity s 3rd Annual SK, registration begins at • B.ipli-I Studoil Union lanjl group praise and worship, 530 1 JO p.m. and race starts at 2 JO p.m. at UREC, cost is $10 and Bush hypocracy questioned 7 p.m., Baptbl Shldcnl Cants m the comer of Cantn-ll Avenue proceeds will help provide housing for needy families, contact .irul Snilh Main Stnvt, contact Archie at 434-6822 Erika at huffmaea Darts & pats 8 Spotlight What was the best thing • Young Dtmocntk "illl l»IWiyiMH| meeting, 8 p.m. Taylor SUNDAY, APRIL 8 you got in your easier basket' 8 30°. for nwri' information, visit www.imu.edu/oTxs/younRdemfOC] or GCOfad Anon or Adam at 4.W6411 • Free showing of Steven Spielbergs "Schindler s List" in com- Letter to the editor 9 memoration of Holocaust Remembrance Day, 7 p.m. at Crafton- Student contemplates definition FRIDAY, APRIL 6 Stovall Theatre, presented by JMU Hllel and UPB of love 9 TO SUBMIT A DUKE DAY EVENT: LIFESTYLES • Honor AwaicnenVVMk, 11 a.m. -2 p.m., free goodies on E-mail Khalil of The Breeze at garrwkp with the information the commons and in the mail room of Warren Hall (event, date, location, contact info, etc.) Comics 11

Please submit by Friday for a Monday issue and Tuesday Crosswords 12 for a Thursday issue. Horoscopes 12 POLICE LOG shattered at one of the Hillside Hi KIMHF.KI.Y MCKIN/II WEATHER FOCUS /'nil, e log reporter Hall exit doors between March 30 at Todgy 11 p.m and March 31 at 12:15 a.m. JMU Pranks 13 RH Partly Cloudy An aggravated assault on a non- Possession of Marijuana STYLE student reportedly took place on a High 50 Low 28 • Alexander L. Morse. 19. of UREC Basketball Court March 30 at McLean, was charged with posses- Dave Chappelle 15 4:34 p.m. A non-student was sion of mari|uana in Chappelear Hall /J^ High Low allegedly attacked by two unknown April 1 at 10 43 p.m. "Chicago" play preview 16 suspects The suspects allegedly • Non-student William B Friday Partly Cloudy 54 25 fled the scene. MAC Rock 17 Westbrook. 19. of Alexandria, was One of the suspects was Saturday Partly Cloudy 52 26 charged with possession of marijua- Julie Singer gallery review 17 described as a black male, approxi- na at the Carrier Drive bus stop April Sunday Partly Cloudy 55 33 mately 23. 5 feet 6 inches tall. 145 2 at 1-36 a.m. lbs . wearing a black baseball cap Monday Showers 61 40 SPORTS and a #7 Michael Vick jersey The Petty Larceny other suspect was an Asian male, 1982 NCAA Tournament 20th • A JMU student reported larceny of approximately 25. 5 feet 6 inches anniversary 19 a hangtag March 27 at 11:41 a.m. MARKET WATCH with a stocky build, black hair and Weaneedey. Aprt 3. 2002 The incident reportedly took place Baseball 20 brown eyes wearing a sleeveless between March 14 and 15. The loca- DOW JONES shirt and basketball shorts. AMEX Yankees have eyes on prize 20 tion of the larceny is unknown. 32.22 t 7.87 t • A JMU student reported larceny of New faces in new places theme In other matters, campus police dose 2,967.50 close 907 98 a JAC Card at Carrier library March for National League in 2002 20 report the following: 26 between 9 and 9:08 p.m. NASDAQ sap 500 Softball 21 Property Damage 20.05 t 11.52 t » A panel of glass was reportedly «— POLICl LOO pagm 3 close 1784 35 close 1,12524 INFORMATION ADVERTISING STAFF The Broeie it puUishM Monday and TnuraOay momingt and dlstnouted CLASSIFIEDS throughout James Madison University and the local Harrisonburg community. Assist ant Ada Nan Sims Comments and complaints should be addressed to Jeanine Gaiewski. eoitor. How to place a classified: Come to The Breeze Manager Designer Lead Mailing addraai: office weekdays between 8 am and 5 p.m. Lauren Kmeiski Carty Medoaon TnaBraare Cost: $3.00 for the first 10 words, $2 for each G^monv-SeeoerH- Section phone numbers Advertising Advertising Style .8-3151 additional 10 worcs; boxed classified, $10 Jamet Madison University Executives: Designers Hamsonburg, Virginia 22807 News «8-66»9 Billy Chambers per column Inch •9-8041 Leah McComoe Phona: (540) 558-612? Fax: (540) 568-6736 Mark Cole Beverly Kitchens Deadlines: noon Friday for Monday issue, noon E-Mail addraai: the_ breeioQjmu edu Opinion Focus xS-3846 Sports X8-S709 Ashley Qibbs James Matarese Tuesday for Thursday issue Braaza Nat: Mrp//Www.»»(«»» org PhokrGrarjr.es xS-6749. Michelle Main Bookkeeper Receptionist Kristy Nralich Classifieds must be paid in advance in The Business/Technology Brian Korach Jennifer Vata SrMZ* office Susan Shrffleit Angie McWhoder Coordinator Brandon Pagelow Donna Dunn

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"There's no question ... thai Yasser Arafat is part of the On my Honor problem." JMU Honor Council sponsors Honor DORE GOLD Awareness Week Advisor to Israeli Prime m below Minister Ariel Sharon mvs see story below Israeli officials seek to extradite Palestinian leader Amid attempts to discredit Arafat, Israeli Prime Minister Sharon requests to exile him Bi WAKRI-N P. STROBEL Knight Ridder Newspapers It requests reimbursement for who has been a key player in Sharon, visiting Israeli troops several expenses, including cease-fire negotiations with US. at a base on the West Bank, sug- Ni.ii'li officials sought lo dis- 20,000 Israeli shekels ($4,200) for Middle East envoy Anthony Zinni. gested he would like to see acdH I'.ik'stinian leader Yasser "various electrical components Israeli spokesmen said Rajoub Ar.ii.it sent into exile, an out- Ar.if.il Tuesday by releasing a and chemical supplies (for the was harboring militants who were come the Bush administration divument they say links him Cluction of charges and high on Israel's most-wanted list. opposes because of fears that it directly to terrorism, while Prime bs)," according to the Israeli After a U.S.-mediated cease- would only boost Arafat's status MmiM.r Ariel Sharon offered government's translation of the fire at the complex in Baytuniya, .is .in international celebrity. him a "one-way ticket" to exile. document's original Arabic. outside Ramallah, half of the "It's got to be a one-way The Israeli military accelerat- "This has been our largest 400 people inside surrendered ticket. I If would not be able to (\1 its efforts to dismantle Arafat's expense," it says, citing a cost of for questioning by Israeli forces. return," the Israeli prime minis- r.iK^tmian Authority, rounding 700 shekels ($146) per bomb. "We While Rajoub, who fled the ter told the soldiers. up hundreds of pritomn and need about 5 to 9 bombs a week area, was not the target, In addition, he said, Arafat buttling his key lieutenants. for our cells in various areas." Palestinians said the events would would not be able to take anyone hw days into a spreading The document is a "terror undercut if not humiliate, him with him if he left his confine- military campaign to halt terror- invoice," said Col. Miri Hi/in, an Sharon's strategy leaves ment in Ramallah, because there i>t .it tacks on Israel, Sharon's Israeli military intelligence officer. unclear whom Israel will negoti- are "murderers" in his retinue. govemmtrt -*vmed increasing- While President George W. ate with on the Palestinian side Any decision on exile would ly bent on eliminating Anuwfl Bush has called daily for Arafat to once the anti-terrorism campaign, have to be approved by Sharon's pOWtt btNM will do more to halt the terrorist called "Operation Defensive Cabinet, where the l-ibor Party The document released attacks, Sharon and his aides Shield," is complete. probably would oppose it allegedly is an evpense reim- ■ppw to have concluded that he "We clearly have a problem Exile is "a highly academic bursement request dated Sept. never will. on our hands," said Dore Gold, a issue" because Palestinians 16, 2001, from the alAqsa They are targeting the infra- top Sharon adviser. "Where we would never accept it. Foreign \l.irl\rs' Unlades which has structure and many of the per- go from here, we will see once our \1inMiT Shimon Peres told CNN. conducted many of the bomb- sonnel Arafat would call on if he military operations are finished " "Arafat said there is not a ings, to Fouad Shoubaki, the wanted to institute a cease-fire. While "Israel has no interest single Palestinian who will liead of Arafat's financial admin- Israeli tanks and helicopter in dismantling the Palestinian accept going into exile under i\H\\/knrcwircs istration and a close aide. gunships Tuesday shelled the Authority," Cold said, 'There's any circumstances," said a top The document WM found at headquarters of Jihril Rajoub. no question.. ■ that Yasser Arafat aide, Saeb Erekat, rejecting Israeli soldiers take up positions on top of their Armored Arafat's Ramallah compound. Arafat's preventive security chief. is part of the problem." Sharon's remarks. Personal Carrier near the West Bank town of Nablus April 2.

POIJCKI.OC.Jrom page 2 • Michael P. Xeown, 19. of • A non-student reported larce- Landing, N.J., Angel Gonzalez. ny of a wallet containing )r, 18, of Tomkins Cove. NY, Honor Roll approximately $120 taken from non-student Keith T. I (arisen, 18. their bookbag in Godwin Hall of Tomkins Cove, NY. and non- March 29 between 5:30 p.m. student Charles F. Bruntfield III, and 3:45.i.iii 18, of Stoney Point NY were • An unknown subject removed arrested and charged with under- peepholes from several rooms age possession of alcoh. il and keg by screwing off the outside por- possession on campus in Garber tions in luigle I lall between I lall March 28 at 3:14 am March 30 at 2 ,i m. and March 31 • Daniel Adams, 19, of at 4 a.m. Downingtown, Pa. was charged with underage possession of alcohol at the Garber Service Underage Drive March 31 at 2 a.m.

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Sophomore Darcy Jones receive* Information from Junior Jessica Clark and senior Sara Bromberg about one hour the JMU Honor Council. Members of the Honor Council are on the commons all week to answer stu- dents' questions and distribute information about honor and ethics as a vital part of any college career. As part of Honor Awareness Week, the movie "Rules of Engagement" was shown Tuesday In Grafton- Stovall Theatre. The week's events culminate Monday, when Vice President of Student Affairs Mark Saturday night. Warner will speak In Chandler Hall's Shenandoah Room regarding the topic of ethics.

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BY MICHELLE It s|nst the opposite debate and vote on a plan that act hastily rather than wisely. White I louse ni.ii be muddying agreed proposition thai we haw MlTTELSTADTR A bevy of proposals are on would abolish the INS, replacing it "We've been arguing for the Ihe waters hi considering Ihe to do something with INS. The DalUu Morning Nn i the table within the Bush with separate bureaus for enforce- better part of 20 years for reform Ridge border consolidation plan "We cannot permit Ihe cur rent atmosphere to prevail, The troubles at the administration and Congress. ment and immigration services. or the INS. There has never been at the same time til is Kicking Ihe Immigration and Naturalization And while there is widespread Whik- Ihe bipartisan proposal a time that it's more on the Ziglar restructuring where it scame like egregious Service are enough lo drive a agreement that the INS is irre- appears to have significant sup- agenda than now," said Cecilia "There definitely neede lo be errors arc being made, lapeee m s.i uiitv and in.- like man kxbtnk,' Attorney(leneraJ Iru-i ably broken, there is far less port in the House, some immi- Munoz. vice president of the clarify from the White House, Appearing before I louse John Ashcroft said after the consensus about the solution. gration observers believe chances National Council of La Raza. hopefully sooner rather than later. laumakcrs recently /iglar paid agency embarrassed itself by Several plans are moving on of similar legislation pissing the But, she added, "We are very about vi hal they want" she said implementation ol his admitus (nailing visa approvals for two of separate tracks. Senate are far more clouded. worried that what we are head- The administration ui-ists native reform has not bean the Sept I' luiackers — six The INS recently secured Rep. Mac Thornberry and ing tor is.i lug ol war its .oii.i.l.-ralioii of the Ridge months after their deaths. approval from its congression- Sen. Joe Lieberman have intro- "The worst possible out- proposal is not al oddl with its affected by White rfoiM confed- I The paperwork fiasco al budget overseers to start duced bills that would create a come here is lo invest in reforms support lor ihe Internal INS eration of the Ridge propoaal "I didn't receive any orders sparked a torrent of pubjic out- implementing a restructuring Cabinet-level homeland security that make things worse," restructuring plan DO .rase and .lesisl on Irving to rage and renewed ...IK for top plan from INS Commissioner agency, combining INS, Customs Munoz slid "And there is a And Ri.ige acfoowkjdged in restructure," /iglar slid. "I'm «• K ittom reform. James /.iglar Service, Coast Guard. Federal danger of that here " a recent interview thai Ins border not aware tli.it the administr.i- I President George W. Bush It keeps the INS intact but Emergency Management Agency The hijacker visi controver- consolidation plan la..-. ,i sleep pronounced himself "plenty provides separate staffs and and other entities sy, paradoxically, could make it hurdle getting through Congress lion has endorsed any lagiala lion or endorsed anything oilier (lot" A key congressional crihi i hams of command for enforce- Some immigration experts more difficult to achieve com- "there an pome who favoi than the restructuring plan that Ifridtd the INS as the "Mickey ment of immigration laws and say the nation's post-Sept. 11 prehensive reform, said Mark the status quo and there arc we put out in November." Mouse Cluboflcdcr.il agencies." for the delivery of benefits such focus on security breathed new Krikorian, executive director of some th.it are prepared to look Uncertainty ova which plan • Il remains to Iv seen, howev- as citizenship, work permits and life into ,m INS restructuring the Center lor Immigration differently al our border," he will he adopted isn't .leternng er, whether this sell'-inflicted green cards But that plan could debate that dates back to tin- Reform, a group thai long has siici S> I third it's going to be bound will b* the i.iLilvsi for be trumped by any of the others. Nixon administration argued lor a split in INS a political challenge In order to INS management from lorging laMtamerital rrfmn of an agt-ni \ The Homeland Security IftthebtMdunceevei thai iiilorn'iiienl and services. accompUah tin- goal, but I think ahead wilh internal retorin immigration si-rvue olh. i.ils s.u,l i .ng .1,-. i il v

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SGA, from page 1 with the knowledge of what allocated among the nine organ KlOlipe are aware thai "tin- CUM students laatkm rhe remaining funds lor people lo do more with leader geted on the front end. CARE is would be cut out of their the newest FEB group, after budget and why." serve as the contingency fund, lea, and each group made sac gaining FEB status last year. According to Campbell, which funds smaller univer-m mi. i. within Iheir organiza- travel to The groups receiving the other factors contributed to recognized organizations and tions lo aid Ihe process. honored most funding Tuesday night the quick meeting as well. clubs upon request. Porte said. "As for Ihe out- A percentage ol .ill -hi.In it come of Ihe budgets, 1 KM were UPB which received "This year FEB also set up an ROTt\ from pmft i $175,021.00, SGA which ad hoc committee that was fees, totaling $365,090 this year, mostly sihsfied The only con- compete cern I have is for the $7,000 and w.itvr in Ml lungs. received S56.238.44 and the made up of senators, finance i-. .illixated to recognized Stu- In attend.uve .it thcu'ivmo- HISTORY, from page 1 Sports Club Council which committee members, SGA dent organizations meeting the (approximate) dntp in ihe con- m wasJMI I'H'Mdrnt Linwood Theta have participated in the i.M-ned $39,178.41. executives and advisors. FEB status criteria The alloca- tingency fund between Ihis u'.n and next year." According Kits*.-, who said hewttextreme- ■' conference for at least 13 years Campbell said a meeting tion amount has stood at lo Davis, 9GA historu.illv has ly proud lo have Swayne as a and have won many awards. was held and all FEB groups $365,090 for the l.i-t -rwr.il were encouraged to come and years, according lo Portia attempted to keep between representative ot |Ml First, second and third -44- Faistenhammcr said place "best paper" awards are ask questions. This was the first $25,000 and tXffU in the con- There wasn 't as much year this committee had been lingency account. Swayne has .1 repulaticn of to be given in Undergraduate -44- According lo Fortier. Ihe maMng Innovative solution! lo U.S., Undergraduate Non- formed, she said. Campbell said controversy because that within the organization of Iowa amount Ibis year poses campus issues and has made US. and Graduate categories. There has been a some concerns "I am confident numerous contribution! \0 the Winners will receive a cer- more people each FEB group, there was more participation in developing Ihe steady decrease in thai those funds will be spent, ROTC program. lificate and a hislory book. yet I worry thai those funds will The research done by the were involved... budget, therefore less confusion in the debate. contingency, audit's go a lillle too fast." participants took anywhere \,i| everyone expressed sat- -6 6- fmm weeks to a whole semes- — Stephen Davis Davis attributed Ihe meet- very frustrating... Senalf pro-temport ing's efficiency to a higher isfaction with Ihe oulcome of 1 didn't feel like a ter to complete, according lo Ihe quick meeting. Brandon junior Jenny Kuh.it involvement in budget prepa- — Brandon Durflinger ration. "There wasn't as much SGA wet president

WILL Wo.ire. FOR BREEZE. KIEWS. JMU profs refute accusations 66 WILL Wtiire FOR BRE.E.Z.E. KJEW5. WILL WE.IT-£ FOR BREEZE. kJEWS. of unethical campaigning // is very personally WILL Waire. FOR BREEZE KJEW*. rewarding to know that JMt , *rotn pogt I find it hard lo belie\e that the putting pressure on their stu- WILL WRJT-E FOR BREEZE KJEW*. her classes, when she already things he's (Rogers) accusing dents to vote. "It's just rumors your actions had WILL Waire. FOR BREEZE K1EW5. lacks enough time to gel them of an? true." that's going around Ihe city," Frank added, "I think they're he said. "I think it's bad something to do with WILL We.ire FOR BREEZE KJEW6. through all Ihe economics mate- rial. "My class time is precious (the two professors) basically because it's undue influence. helping another person I WILL Wttlre FOR BREEZE ►•JEW*. to me," Stevens said. "Mr. just setting ! bum rap. It doesn't it one of my professors asked matter what you do tor .1 living, me to sign a registration form, WILL Wcire FOR BREEZE klew«. Rogers has apparently never and knowing that they I been a professor." as long as you're a person of I'd feel like I was in an awk- I WILL Wuire FOR BREEZE KJEWS. Rogers also accused Talley of honesty and integrity. And I ward situation." are now on their way know thai both ot those women According to Lantz, "If Ihe kk.w*. wearing a campaign pin to class I WILL Wn.irE. FOR BREEZE in an effort lo gel her students lo are hard workers, and I know rumors are true, it's certainly to recovery. th.il they would do their very unethical If they did that, it's WILL Wnire. FOR BREEZE KJEW$. vole for her. "I think that's I best to serve the public" extremely unethical" — Dominic Swayne unethical," Rogers said. Arrm ROTC fclMlBl lumweftr I WILL Wn.ire FOR BREEZE KIEW*. Talley responded, "There is Vice Mayor Dorn Petereen, Rogers said, T Ihink that absolutely no basis for any of who is a JMU physics profes- pt> lessors are Ihe role models. I WILL Waire FOR BREEZE ►JEWS. these allegations. I have been sor, called Rogers' accusations And if pn>fessors aren't ethu al, how do you expect students t<> WILL Wttlre FOR BREEZE klews. running a positive, honorable "appalling." He said the I charges are "made up com- be ethical' It's |ust a shame thai and issue-based campaign, and According lo a March 27 I WILL WK.IT-E. FOR BREEZE KIEWS. I'm not going lo resort lo mud- pletely oui of ihe blue there's a couple running for Petersen said, "It's just City Council that don't repre- preee release, Swayne has I WILL Waire. FOR BREEZE KJEWS. slinging in order to win." served as battalion com- According lo Talley's cam- appalling that someone sent the ethical administrators I WILL WRITE. FOR BREEZE rslEWi, would say something like and professors that are here (at ni.i.nier of JMU's ROTC since paign manager, Derek Donnelly, June. Previously, he was M,I JEW*, JMU). It saddened me to see I WILL Wcire. FOR BREEZE ► Talley denies using her job lo that Encouraging student'- to tioned at Fort Hood in Texas. influence others to vote, and she participate in Ihe election is that these are the type of people I WILL Wttlre. FOR BREEZE kleWS representing JMU on the large Me has taught military sci- hasn't even told her sludenls nol unethical." ence at Northeastern Rogers said he wasn't plan community beak I WILL Wuire FOR BREEZE KJEW* thai she's running. "They're University and Boston absolutely ludicrous charges," ning on filing his charges of According to Harrisonburg City Registrar Emily Long, stu- College. He was the com-; Donnelly said. "Cheryl isn't misconduct with Ihe State mander of Ihe Headquarters campaigning at all on campus." Board of Elections. "1 think we dents can register to vote for the City Council election by com- Mattery, 212th Field Artillery C ALL Donnelly added, "We don't should govern ourselves and Brigade, in Saudi Arabia dur- pleting an application by April even have campaign pins; we let the voters make the deci- ing the Gulf War and have stickers." sion," he said. 8. Long said that if students won't be in town for Ihe May 7 received the Army's Kuwait Mayor Carolyn Prank Peterson said Rogers isn't Liberation Medal. appealing his allegations election, they can fill out an defended Ihe JMU professors. Following the accident, "I know them personally, and "because he hasn't gotten any- absentee ballot inperson any- time before May 4 at the City Kopp decided to lake off the they're very ethical people," thing to back it up, I bet." rest of Ihe semester following Lantl said he'd heard Registrar's office in the down- she said. "They're there lo Ihe accident and plans to rumors that Ihe professors town municipal building, 345 teach. 1 think the charges return in Ihe fall. x<5-6699 against them were unethical. I running for City Council were South Main St. EEK TKZEK SCffEWrLE April 7-12. 2002 Wednesday SK Run/Walk with "Race for ihe Cure" GRffl< Wffi( T-SHRT DAY Penny wars/food drive/ Monday voting for Mr/Ms Greek-the Commons m ATTOE DAY Fraternity Night of Service- Penny Wars/food drive/ Boys and Girls Club voting for Mr/Ms Greek Blood Drive-PC Ballroom Cresl Drawing on Greek 11-4 Row Movie Night PCU- Thursday Gruflon Slovall wars/food drive GREEK SING- Tuesday Godwin IfTTRSDAr 6:30pm Penny wars/food drive/ GREEK I EST: voting for Mr/Ms (ireek-lhe Commons Georgia Avenue. BBQ, Sorority Night of Semee-Boys und and Greek Games-Godwin RADFORD UNIVERSITY Field V7pm Questions? Contact the Division ol Extended Education at 15401 831-5774. 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TEES 2/*20 PANTS *25 APRIL 8-APRIL 11 10AM-7PM SHORTS *20 JEANS *25 POLOS $15 AND MUCH MORE! POST OFFICE LOBBY UNIVERSITY CENTER THE BKKKZEI7 'Terrorism has been Arafat's No. 1 means of achieving his "By bringing the issue to the political goal..." forefront of discussion. JON ANDERSON E.A.R.T.H. took an important senior step toward its larger goals ..." U LHN X see story, below see house editorial, below

JON ANDERSON BREEZE READER'S VIEW One 5*1*11 5Up... Bush hypocrisy questioned It's the height of hypocrisy Israel.'" Columnist, Mortimer for the Bush administration Zuckerman, quoting former to treat Palestinian Authority Prime Minister Ahud Barak in Chairman Yasser Arafat as a the New York Daily News wrote, statesman. Given his posi- "The violence after Camp tion on terrorism, our presi- David was the moment of dent should have zero tolerance truth It was an end to what for Arafat and the Palestinian Arafat has done for years; Authority. President George namely, talk glibly in English W. Bush has stated many times about his readiness to make in no uncertain terms that peace, then ominously in America will neither tolerate Arabic about erasing Israel terrorists, nor the states that from the map." harbor them. The two ques- tions at issue are "Is Arafat ■ terrorist?" and "Is the Palestinian Authority harboring With periodic terrorists?'' The answer to both questions is an irrefutable yes. peace talks Arafat Terrorism has been Arafat's has found sympa- No. 1 means of achieving his political goal — that being thy from some-of the removal of the Jewish state. His history of overt ter- the more naive rorist aggression against national leaders. Israel is well documented. "The terrorist activities that been to establish a To the casual observer, Palestinian state, but to who sees Arafat on CNN cry- destroy the Jewish state," ing crocodile tears for the said former prime Minister of most recent Israeli family that Israel Benjamin Netanyahu- was blown up, it's difficult to Calculating Arafat's destruc- recognize just how evil this tion per capita, he added, man really is. HOUSE EDITORIAL "We've now sustained the The fact remains that in the equivalent of eight World territories under his control is Trade Center bombings." an unchecked breeding Small accomplishments can lead to bigger results Arafat's strategy for the ground for more terrorism. overthrow of Israel has Fred Barns of The Weekly Many college students Help group. According to But this is one important goals of protecting the envi- step in the right direc- ronment both on and off changed slightly. For years Standard said, "These suicide enter their universities the March 28 issue of The he has been a regular at bombings are a direct result tion, as the library is set- campus. Other communi- thinking they can change Breeze, E.A.R.T.H. hosted .1 international diplomatic of what the Palestinians teach the world. Young and ide- congratulatory party to ting a precedent for ties may take notice of its in their schools." Posters and change across campus. success and be inspired to gatherings. Make no mis- alistic, they sign up with a thank the Carrier library take, Arafat's goals are the banners publicly displayed begin recycling and conser- myriad of activist organiza- staff for its commitment Perhaps if one depart- same, and he still is using in Palestinian territories tions with the hope that to the environment by ment can make the switch vation efforts in their own schools and neighbor- terrorism. He simply has glorify "heroic martyrs" for their contributions will switching to using 100 despite the higher cost of added international sympa- their role in murdering recycled paper, then hoods. This might seem make a tangible and last- percent recycled papei thy to the mix. With periodic Israeli men, women and ing difference. All too other departments soon like a stretch to imagine one department's switch peace talks Arafat has found children. Religious leaders often, however, that opti- will follow suit. sympathy from some of the routinely spew vile hatred mism gives way to disillu- Increased awareness of to recycled paper affect- EAR.T.H. is but one ing communities beyond more naive national leaders. of Jews and promise that sionment as time and the school's use of excess But like clockwork, then ' "martyrs" will be rewarded again they are met with paper might lead to further Harrisonburg and JMU, conservation of paper and but all change must start comes a wave of terrorism. with 72 virgins in heaven. obstacles, resistance and organization among This has become Arafat's Families of suicide bombers other natural resources. As somewhere, with a tiny lack of results. They give- signature — terror, then talk, actually are being compen- up the fight and resign to I \ K I 11 member sopho step in the direction of many that takes small only to revive terror then sated for the loss of their complacency. more Georgia Hancock progress. more talk. children-bombers. said, "We just hope that The problem lies not in steps to achieve its ETA.R.T.H. is but one For years now, while wag- Few people blame Arafat these organizations' inef- professors and students organization among ing a secret war of terrorism, for every act of terrorism in will be more aware, things many on the JMU campus fectualness, but in students' Arafat has spoken publicly to his region. We recognize th.it definition of results. What goals... like double-sided hand- that takes small steps to the Western media of his desire fanatical groups are not easi- outs, posting notes on the achieve its goals and they don't realize is that the for peace. Unfortunately, he ly controlled by the PA. My small steps they make lay Internet and thinking builds upon its successes. also has been speaking to his argument is that Arafat's the foundation for bigger, before you print wastefully And with each small step own people in Arabic, calling for own party is responsible for will all save trees and the toward justice, equity and more gradual change. This may seem like a increased attacks on Israeli citi- much of the terrorism and One organization that small accomplishment environment." respect these students zens. Speaking on MSNBC's therefore removing him 1 By bringing the issue to make through their seems to understand the when one considers tl" "Hardball/'Beniamin Netanyahu from power is the right overwhelming maloritv the forefront of discussion, organizations, they are value of its small steps isJMU's said, "Arafat told his people in thing to do. ■ of departments that Mill E.A.R.T.H. took an impor- that much closer to chang- Environmental Awareness and Arabic, 'We are going to send a I■ 11■ I step low.H.I il- largei ing the world. Restoration Through our do not use recycled paper. million suicide bombers into see ARAFAT page 9 The Breeze / 'iV' li'.ininc C.ajewski Darts DtttU X Pals iirr \iihmiilrd•tnon\tnou\t\ MtMMgtng editor Travi* Clingenpeel and printed on a yxHY-inuiliihle basis Adt mmage tail ctupoitni Submnsions arr Ixised upon one person's News editor David Clcmenlstm opinion nfa yh-rn situtiiion. (tenon or event News editor Kyn Papalil ami 00'"" MM is \uril\ reflet I the truth. Pats Alt! IMM tilitvr Khatil (iarriotl Opinion editor U--.su .1 llanrburv Email thru andpOU to hrcczcdp&hotmiiil.com Sfy/<- <-Jif.tr Itrenna Wjllon Asst. styleeditor Alison Fargo Pat... f pi Mfl i-ditor Lisa Marietta Dart... Sports editor Drew Wilson A "thanks-for-brightening-my-day-with- A "we were going-to-eat-th.it" dart to |MU Asst. tfHrtt editor |)jn Bovvmjn yotn wlhnv tif Mid -appreciation ofoldies- Dining Services for closing the dining halls this Cory editor I 11,1.1 I 01I.H1, miiMt pat to the person who nxked mit to past week almost as if it was some kind of hol- Copy editor Lauren York our patent's classics on the bus the other day iday break, even though we got no days of Photo editor Audrey Williams £ml fn ty a girl who thought she was the (kisses off. only one who knew the uvrds. Sen/ in by two freshmen guys who might not be Photo editor LMM Dun here next year, not only because of the recent tuition Art t 'irectof Amanda Hincker hikes, but because we are note hating food taken out GnVMfV ErffJM Richard I lurp of our mouths Webmaster Theresa Sullivan Online editor Kevin Mahnak Dart... Online editor Sieve Ombrimki Advisers Flip Da I not A "w.iy to-be-a-roval slacker" dart to a Pat... Alan Neckov.il/ certain JMU employee who decided to sun kit he in Virginia Beach instead of coming A "you-makeour-organization reach-new- "To the press alone. chaptered ('- (/ is with abuses, the world M heights" pat to all of the sport club presidents, indebted for all the triumphs whnh lunr b(OI gained hi/ into work cm Friday Sen/ m by your fellow co-ivorkers who had council representatives and executive members reason and humanity 000■ cnvi and oppression to pit k up your ajJKft thai day. We hope you got tor their hard work and dedication this year — lames Madison 1 fiffriwn. Sent in by an advisor who truly iwlues and appre- ciates fantastic student leaders like you EDITORIAL POLICY

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR SICK OF TELLING ONLY YOUR Reason for tuition The General Assembly additional staff and state's four-year colleges reduced state funding for resources when the state and universities. It also is CAT YOUR OPINION? increase explained JMU for the 20O2-'O4 bien- economy improves. A important to note that, To the Editor nium by $12 million. The number of Virginia col- while raising tuition, the The house editorial in the tuition increase (the first in leges and universities, JMU Board of Visitors March 28. edition of The Bnrte seven years) allows the even with sizable tuition also increased funding indicated that the reason for university to compensate increases, will be making for student aid from $4 Write for The JMU's tuition hike for next year for that lost funding. significant reductions in million to $4.25 million, a was not dear. Increasing tuition will their programs and ser- 6.3 percent increase. This The following explanation for not allow the university vices to accommodate will help many deserving the increase is a bit oversimpli- to make any dramatic budget «utv students cope with the fied, but the reason actually was expansions to programs, At $140 per year, JMU's tuition increase. quite simple and straightforward. but we should be able to tuition increase for Virginia Fred D. Hilton It was explained in detail at the continue at our current students likely will be Director of Uni versity e-mail Jess at [email protected] recent Beard of Visitors meeting level with the hope for among the lowest of the Communications, JMU

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Archery Equipment Lacrosse Track & Field/ Karen Auerha.li* Manager Jessica Beard \vison Carolyn Bmphy Cross Country Jada freer Wark Bahnuk Caleb Heller Jesseca Collins Allison Johnson Kelly Baker* Sean Patterson Elizabeth Davis Malthe* Morgan James Rainholt Jacaueline Bryan Verizon has joined in a Chad Willis i |y SifM Sharon Ryder ljuren Bumski* Warn vkheatcroft Soccer Laurie Burke partnership with Fencing Ryan Donahue John \mbridge Devon Allen Cynthia Dunham Athletic Trainer Erik Dahlcr Elizabeth Conlin l.iin I lauer JMU Athletics to sponsor Nicole Beil Wi.hael liuiluin Allison Urkin Suzanne MulJnns Christine Berg David Kozak Elizabeth Larson Melissa Chcwmng Robert Kennedy the Seventh Annual Enn Tull>" Beth Vk\amara Vkfea Lei b Kristen Clingenpeel Jamie Miller Eric Post Marshall Crcspin l.evi Strayer Bren Romano" Academic Honors Banquet Kathrvn (iannett Field Hockey John Trice Catherine Schneider Sara iicrharJt Valerie Cohen Suzanne V* ilson Scon Golay M I'or.herti Andrew Screen to honor student-athletes Catherine Segwn Waura WcOovem Alissa Santanna Swimming & Akiko Ogawa Ryan Shean I'jiinl Stockdreher" Diving vkaynitra Thomas who have achieved Rebe.ca Redi.ardson Elizabeth \an-Ballegooie Gregg Ryman Blair Bailey Tracy Towne Football Catherine Campbell Bed \iglioni excellence the past two Manhe* Sartono Keith Stan David Ueorge •\mandi: ...illa.c Krista Sieckman Eric lloma Anne-Courtnev Cniidohanks Claire Wood consecutive semesters. Dorothy Tessier Aaron Williams Wart. Depevv Rebels W/n Caul Wta Elizabeth Flannery Volleyball William Ward Blake v.aralian Wane llaitsbrough lans.-a Daily We are pleased to announce Jean Yard Jessica Holm llahl I livers Qolf \m> Keel Karla Oessler Tiffany Kirkham that 140 student- Baseball ■ I lamelle lleinbaugh Brandon Comwcll James Woodson Etta KoHowtM Jame> l.indsey Erika Zwelku* Emiij Hedh) Wrestling athletes achieved a GPA Adam Mim.-ier I trek I lauberman Basketball Gymnastics Brandon kViI l'atri.k Diaz* Andre* k ■ " of 3.0 or greater, while Katharine llardharger' Lucas Edsrrom Joshua Fultz Shannon Smiley MKsnn Keener** Carri Elder Jonathan lluesdash carrying at least a full-time Timothy Lyle* kali Filer Skphen Kodish Nadinc Worjan \m> Kcistcr Tennis Wanhe» Wartm V.lingo \.una Wark Winulii status for both Spring and Cheerleading Jennifer Robinson \khacl ilciklrkW.ii \n,lfv» I.ux*" Drynn B<>hem Lauren Shear ir Spring or Fall Colin \tol.olm Christopher Olyer Belham WCt Fall Semesters of 2001. SuunWhMock «'" Born Spnng and riuealx-lh Simon tall Semesters Liken Lothse Jtdyn Warsano Lisa Rogers Elizabeth Spam™ Chnstopher Trioio JMU Athletics and Verizon congratulate these student-athletes on their achievements.

■ OPINION THURSDAY APRIL 4, 2002 I THE BREEZE I 9 BREEZE READER!S VIEW ZACK MANSELL Student contemplates definition of love Wh.it is love' f low do I Still, the question remains: several measures. A big piece she is, and every little thing hurt by petty lies over non- things. And, you learn to know if it's love? Is this love when do you know if it's love? of the pie is the emotional about her is amazing to you th.it I'm fating? What is true sense. So, it's just best to tell appreciate people for who Love is not something that and physical bond. You're whether it is her opening the the truth. A great relationship love? Everybody has pondered they are You would do any- appears suddenly. It takes time always happy to see her, and door for you to get in your car relies on trust. It's important the true meaning of love at thing to have them back. The to develop, anrf it cannot be the chemistry just flows natu- from the inside or her writing to know that she is telling you understanding and apprecia- some point or another. It's not rushed. Over the course of a rally When you look at her. poetry about how you make . something tangible th.n can the truth about her ana that tion becomes so great that you relationship, I deep intimate you can tell what she is think- her feel. She means so much to you don't have to worry easily can be understood And. look out for your friends to bond is formed as two people ing, and you nonverbally you that you don't even care about her being an infidel. if you've never felt it before, make sure they don't ruin spend time together ana get to send messages back and about or give a second thought It's amazing the feeling their relationships by taking you are not likely to realize it know each other better. But forth, while a constant warm to other women. And. when right away. that comes from being able their girlfriend for granted. with all the time spent together, energy radiates between the you spend time together, you to trust your girlfriend in a College definitely is a time So, let us cherish our signif- it can become easy to take that two of you. And, the very cherish every moment of time relationship. when many people learn about icant others. For those of you special someone for granted. sight of her beautiful face just spent with her hoping the day I'd have to say that I've love. We all experience our still together, don't take your Thus, time apart is sometimes melts your heart every time will never end. There is a con- developed a great apprecia- ihara of relationship* and Eartner for granted. Tell your needed to think about the rela- causing you to fall in love all stant desire to love her right by tion for the value of such a oyfriend or girlfriend how heartbreaks. Sometimes, love tionship and realize what you over again. Conversations telling her every day that you great love. It's an amazing can be like a boat stuck out at much you love them every have. Also, you're able to better create themselves out of thin do and how beautiful she is. thing, and if you know that day. Treat each other witn sea during a rough storm. Well- appreciate your partner's air. This is what it's like to And. there is a longing to caress you nave it, hold on to it. You known .Ttist Sting nuts it best: equal respect and enjoy each attributes, which brings truth have a magical connection her face gently and kiss her. If can lose something great when "Love is a cruel ana bitter way others' company. If you truly to the saying, "absence makes with a woman. you haven't already figured it you take it for granted. And, of paying you back tor any love somebody, don't let it the heart grow fonder." A very special woman is out. I'm a hopeless romantic. you realize the immaturity slip away. faith vou had in vour brain. From my perspective as a one that is cherished. She is Trust also is important to a that took place and decide to ("Brand New DM ') Zack Mansell is a senior male, love to me is defined by accepted and loved for who relationship. It easily can be never argue over such small health sciences maior. Arafat's LIMITED intentions • TIME unclear ONLY ARAFAT, from page 7 In early March, NBC reporter Martin Fletcher, met with members of the al-Aqsa Brigades, who boasted of their sniper ^ fire killing Israeli sol- diers and defended their What has role in killing civilians with suicide bombings. Fletcher reported that members of the al-Aqsa Brigades tend to be mem- bers of Arafat's own Harrisonburg Fatah party. They were reported to be "fiercely loyal to Arafat and the Palestinian Authority." March 22 Andrea Mitchell reporting on a suicide bombing said, "... the sui- talking? cide bomber is apparently from the al-Aqsa Brigades, which is closely connected to Yasser Arafat. So this is a The NEW SunCom State Plus" Plans ■ clear indication that Arafat is not delivering on his everything you'd want in a wireless plan. commitment to make a very big effort to control the people closest to him." Israel has been quite restrained in its response to the constant killing of its civilians, but it is becom- ing desperate. Until the last few months. Israeli military has limited its responses to assassinations of known terror group leaders and the demolition of homes of those suspect- ed of terrorism. Prime Minister Sharon recently went on the offensive, invading Palestinian terri- tories, searching homes and rounding up anyone suspected of working with terrorist groups. Among the civilian casualties of VIRGINIA PLUS one such offensive were a Palestinian mother and TRI-CITIES REGION daughter, who were killed by tank fire, initi- ating a rare public apolo- gy from Sharon. 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April Fool's Day inspires students to reminisce on past pranks

Story by Focus Editor Lisa Marietta • Graphics by Art Director Amanda Hincker and Graphics Editor Nate Tharp

April, the month of showers, flow- knees, playing the sport)- game of Velcrotennis, ers and fools. Mark Twain once to the 80s classic, "Girls )ust Wanna Have Fun." said, "The first of April is the day Later they entered TDU where Papa John's we remember what we are the delivery boy, and junior, Jamie Berry eagerly other 364 days of the year." What waited while nibbling on a slice of pizza. "I called out the tour guides name insisting that he is tt about that springtime fever? All Fool's Day buy the pizza that was ordered, but he told me provides the creative outlet and excuse to be that he didn't have any money. Then this kid on foolish and have fun. the, tour said he would buy it with his ten In remembrance of April Fools, stories of past Canadian dollars. I totally wasn't expecting pranks were collected from the JMU student someone to seriously want to buy the pizza," body. These stories are intended for sheer Berry said. amusement and meant to bring a grin and laugh When the tour reached the commons, the to all those who dare to read. After all, what pinnacle of pranks was executed. DeVriendt would be the significance of a prank if not to said, "Fifteen minutes before the tour reached entertain and mystify? the commons, two of the guvs were sitting in D- hall eating terrible combinations of tuna and hot Operation Speedo dogs while chugging a gallon of milk." About this he last year, 20 college males The two guys came strolling out of D-hall got together to plan the prank of pranks. After and started to have minor puking spurts, which many a head scratched and brow scrunched in soon erupted, into violent vomiting. "Tins was brainstorming, the commonly shared goal was the most difficult stunt to coordinate because we to execute a stunt that would entertain weren't sure if the guys would be able to puke prospective students, fellow peers and one-up and we wanted it to happen right after the past roommates. ambassador talked about the quality of JMU Senior and co-conspirator Erik DeVriendt dining," Capon said. said, "The idea came from watching the After the loss of appetite, the tour made its tours around campus. 1 always thought it way to Carrier Library as they came upon junior might be funny to say something to the peo- Tim Brookins struggling to lift one-pound ple on the tours." weights next to the circulation desk. "Tun i\as On the day of the prank, the guys wen- posi- supposed to be in the sample dorm room acting tioned and ready as DeVriendt, read over his liked IK- lived there, but since the tour didn t go "laminated" agenda of prank-by-prank action. through the room, we had to replace him in tlie "My itinerary card told me where I needed to be library," DeVriendt leld .ill the way through the tour, so I would never be In the final stages ot the prank, two mis* hie seen by the group," DeVriendt said. vous characters in 7tfs suits kidnapped one of Junior Marc Capon, fellow cixonspmtor the guys planted in the tour They proceeded to said, "The prank started with two of our bud- tape Ins mouth and wrists as he was shoved into dies planted in the tour posing as high school a white vehicle that exited the driveway by •-Indents. One was responsible lor videotaping Miller Hall. Then a Ford Explorer pulled up end the whole thing while the other was used in the 70/s guys jumped in and peeled out in the At tORR wii 11 U48/awearaatfai|na*wi later events." same direction. "I remember hearing the tour Operation speedo guys senior Eric DeVriendt, Junior Jamie Berry, junior Marc Capon guide ask the gmup if that was somebody's and box boy Junior Matt Bouknight, stylishly pose with their glass display case. —66 — son," DeVriendt said. After the drive-by-napping, the entire group from the girl's house. The girls were returning to fit in the van. "We just failed miserably and The key to a great prank is to make of pranksters .issembled on the lawn and mud- home late that Sunday night from a weekend gave the guys something to laugh about," it funny...ask yourself, 'If I do this dled their way through the "|MU Fight Song." retreat at the beach and since the first thing girls Harper said. t anon ended the event tor the tortured tourist do alter a long drive is use the reslroom, we prank today, will I still be able to with, "Thanks you all. That concludes our part knew the prank would be great." TkeVictMM of the tour Thanks for being good sports. Sony The KUVI llole every light down to the refriger- Mod would agree that pranks an'great u long go about my daily life tomorrow?' about the puke and we love vou." Until now, tin- ator and oven bulb, rhen they ventured to snatch as they am i the ones on the recdvingend lurdoi prank remained a pure JMU urban legend. all materials used lor absorbing purposes. When Peter Kurt/ HMpelail. " II"' key to a great prank — Peter Kurtz tin1 girls came home, they couldn't figure out why is to make it funnv and only slightly annoying. junior Dyt the Chwketi Mmion their television would work but not the lights. With Make niie vou don't damage aoineuung oi vahaa. Junior Micah Corder and friends last I aster lull bladders and racing hearts, the girls ran out of And ask yourself It I do this prank today will I decided to create an extravagant Easter hasket .is their house incredibly treaked out Riner remarked, still be able to go about mv dailv lite tomorrow?'" 99 a thoughtful gesture tor the girls that inhabited "1 guess the girls eventually figured out that we hid 1 lafDSC who is a resident of the Son house the Son house. "Then we went all out with the ,ill o! their lights and paper in the basement." laid, "Pranks are hard to take at Brat I admit that green plastu I aster grass. candv and dved As the tour walked towards Newman l.akc, The girls kiK-w that they couldn't let this prank some make me a little upset but its good that I can eggs," Corder said. always laugh it oft in the end " Capon and friend were seen bathing in the lake, slide by so they decided to retaliate. Senior Sarah wearing only Speedos and lathered suds from Then at approximated midnight, the guvs I larper said. We borrowed a van (rum triendsaiKl DeVriendt said, "Our prank was in no wav meant to detour the cttorts ot the student remnants of the soap and back scrubbers "It dmpped off the basket at the girl's doorstep when we knew that the guys were absent from ambassadors. Campus toun at |MU are great was horriblv cold and muddv. When we walked with an unsigned card of endearment. They their house, we brake m and attempted to steal jumped back into their car and left for because prospective can not goon the tour and out of the lake, to put on our batrm>bes the their foosball table." tourists were laughing at us/' Capon said Broadway. "We borrowed four chickens tn»m a However, when the girls attempted to carry not like the school Those guys did a gie.il lob The whole spectacle was captured on farm in B mad way and decided to dye them flu- it out of the house, one of the legs broke off selling the university despite the hilarity that OOBBCenl gn>en, purple and blue," Corder said. was around them." videotape and prior to the stunt the ambassa- and too much dismay the table was too large dor was heard discussing the sanitary issues of Senior Robert Natt said, Thedveing proOBM was the most challenging part ot the whole the lake. "On the tape you can hear a lather say prank beceUM we had to find dves that would in Caputured chickens dis- I think we have a health issue coming up no way harm the chickens." here,'"DeVriendt said. play Easter spirit In Alter the miuHent heits looked like glorified shades ot purple, blue As the tour moved on, a couple of the guys feather dusters, Corder proceeded to dye four ran by the tour singing the "JMU Fight Song." and attempted green. The eggs in the similar shades and emptied out the Each time they ran through, the number of peo- hens were dispensed In ple singing would multiple. yokes. At about two in the morning, the guys drove back over to the Son house, let them- the Son house on last When they reached Godwin field, sopho- selves into the kitchen and planted theihickens year's Easter by junior more Carter Riner was riding his BMX close to with their eggs then fled the scene. "Our intent Peter Kurtz, senior Daniel the tour. Suddenly, from the side of Godwin was for the girls to wake up and think that the Currln, junior Mlcah Hall, |unior Matt Bouknight dressed as a large, thickens had hatched from their corresponding red bunny masked in sunglasses and white ears, Corder and senior Robert egg," Corder said. Much to the conspirator's Natt as a harmless prank. came sprinting full forced towards Riner. dismay the girls found the chickens before the DeVriendt said, "It was so funny because the crack of dawn and weren't too thrilled with the The Son house residents tourists were like who is this guy? And he is presents that the thickens left all over the didn't find the prank so screaming, 'You stole my eggs'" kitchen Happy I aster amusing. The bunny did a flying leap and tackled Riner, leaving his limp body on the grass as tlx- Sol Even * Roll bunny rode off like the wind. "The tourists were The worst scenario that could possibly Irving to help Carter up and I think it was about happen to females after a long car ride is to tin-- turn -that they n-ali/ed this wasn't the end of arrive to a home devoid oi all sonr.es of light this crazy tour," IX-Vnendt said and toilet paper. Senior Daniel Curnn and The tour was then sluvpishlv led to where sophomore Carter Riner knew just how to tor- the Old tennis courts UN to he alongside ture their girlfriends when thev (tedded to GodwfaV There, two pranksters wen decked out confiscate all wiping materials and light bulbs in Kw*v thnrt* -..I.' rwilW k i 14 THE BRKKZE ITHURSDAY. APRII 4. 2002 Focus

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BY KC GARDNER grandmas, AIDS, the Ku Klux of his scholarly work completing AND JENNIFER SURFACE Klan and a female U.S. president. reproductive organ worksheets. senior writers The Shenandoah Valley, howev- The noted intricacy of the female "You all can repeat these jokes, er, was Chappelle's first jokable diagram still baffles him. "It's a if you want," comedian David target. He said the turbulent pro- busy street down there," Chappelle said. "I'm gonna deny peller plane ride to a miniscule air- Chappelle lamented. "I get lost." saying all of this." port was the scariest ride of his life. In Chappelle's second show, This was the disclaimer more than two hours in length, he Chappelle used to excuse what he resorted to his "secret formula" described as "X-rated" shows -46- joke book. "I'm always dirty late- Monday night in Wilson Hall. He night," he said. was greeted onstage with a stand- You all can repeat these Masturbation. Chappelle said ing ovation. The slim 29-year-old's the first time he tried it was like casual dress matched his relaxed jokes, if you want... "discovering the wheel." The initial style throughout his two back-to- I'm gonna deny saying result of this "cooperation of the back, packed performances. elbow and the wrist" led Chappelle Bold audience members all of this. to believe he was going to die. demanded Chappelle's attention Some of Chappelle's off-the- throughout both shows by shout- — Dave Chappelle wall comments surprised even ing out recognized lines from comtdian himself. "If you could see inside Chappelle's work. Others loudly my head for just one minute, you'd questioned his clear state of mind. >*- probably be afraid of me," he said. "I'm not blasted," Chappelle Much of his act consisted of responded. "This is my normal dis- Chappelle not only associated impromtu interaction with the position. If you see me functioning the Shenandoah Valley with audience. Chappelle's jokes often normally, I'm probably high." Candy Land, Make Believe Land, were interrupted by his own "I didn't even know I was in Smurf Village and Chocolate laughter, occasionally falling to 'Half Baked' til I saw that shit on Land, but said it easily could have the ground in fits of giggles. cable." Chappelle admitted later been a place in "Lord of the Rings" "I really don't want to get off in his act. — a land of unicorns and dragons. the stage, but the show is actually His performances meandered In the first show, some of over." After audience members through a broad spectrum of sub- Chappelle's most prevalent mate- happily shelled out cigarettes, at jects including the "little thrills" of rial dealt with the taste, sight and Chappelle's request, he was, again, stealing candy, oompa-loompas smell of what he referred to as caught up in the act. "I don't and nouget, anthrax in the mail, "the corporate lunch." smoke, my character smokes." bombing/dropping food on 1 le went on to discuss the com- Between puffs, he said, "You Afghanistan, foot and mouth dis- plexities of female genitalia. all tricked me — I was finished ... ease, beastiality, smoking joints Recalling his high school health If I get offstage, I have nothing wjthSant.i (I,HIS. hooking up with class days, Chappelle reminisced else to do tonight "

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You said you don't normally do two shows in a row. When you perform for a college crowd, do you have certain Well, not .it ■ college. Usually. I just go and do one hit and then bits you focus on more than for a standard club scene? bounce. Not necessarily. It all depends on how I feel and what's in front of me. A lot of stand-up |ust depends on how you feel that day. That's Does performing back-to-back shows drain you or do you part of what you'll talk about or how you'll say it. feed off of it? I enjoy it man, but sometime?. I get tired. I'm a lazy person. Is that why you test the audience with your jokes — to see Must be fun being'" college, huh? where you can go? Yeah, to a certain extent. I'll say, "I wonder if they'll laugh at this." I Did you ever go to college? may say, "That's a little text heavy to break the ice, let me try MOM No, I just went to all the parties. I started doing this real young, and thing smaller." If they laugh at that, then they might be cool for this then I just never stopped doing it. Colleges though — they're usually cool. People are offended easier, I think, too. People are BO idealistic and earnest that, you know, How did you get into stand-up so young? they take shit real seriously. Which 1 think are both good qualities. Once I decided this was something I wanted to do, they |family] supported me. The first, maybe, year or so I did stand up, I could So, you find the college crowd more idealistic? n't get into the club unless my mother came. They can be. You know, so much (of performing] at college is |ust saying inappropriate shit. There's always that faction of the crowd How old were you then? that's gonna be like "I ley!'' But not at all colleges. Other times, col- Fourteen. |l had my mom] driving me, hanging out. then taking me lege kids are the wildest crowds you'll get. As long as it's nothing home — like chaperoning. It's really hard to get laid after the show malicious, you can pretty much say what you want — as long as it's all \*v< > b) PJ >IU KI NATT'vn«wptioiogruphei when your mom's there. I would sleep with you, lady, but it's a good natured, like the intention of it is not dirty. Everybody in there Dave Chappelle performs two shows at Wilson Hall for JMU school Highland my mother's here is an adult. I'm not talking uver anyone's head. audiences Monday night. This was the quickest sell out of a University Program Board event In the history of JMU, with the Who do you consider your comedic influences? What do you do to get ready for a show? first show at 8 p.m. selling out within an hour. The 10:30 p.m. Well, there's a lot of people. Fddie Murphy is in there [Richard] Nothing in particular. As a matter of fact, usually you just kind of show sold out the night of the performance. Pryor is the greatest comedian. Although I enjoy Fddie Murphy lust walk on stage the way you were offstage. II you were in a bad better in movies. Then there ,ire a bunch of people you wouldn't mood right before you walked onstage, you'll walk on stage in a know. People I used to watch growing up... comedians I grew up bad mood. around. Some ol lluin .iren'teven in show business. Some are dead, some are whate\ er How'd you walk on stage tonight? I had fun tonight —just being sillv BspedaU) the second show. Where do you get your material from? I nist kind ol pluck my mind. M ( uriiiKi JIXI JcnniliT Surface

kt ifM 161 THK BRKK/.E ITHURSDAY, APRIL 4. 2(K)2 STYLE 'AH That Jazz' of "Chicago" hits Theatre II

BY LAURA COCHRAN staff writer became famous because of her a key role in preparation due beauty, talent and dancing to the extensive amount of "Chicago," which wil! be ability even though she was dancing and singing, accord- performed in The.itre II next on trial for murder. ing to Chivsano. week, is beat summarized by In "Chicago/' the character "Dance, music and acting the opening line: "Ladies and Roxie Hart mirrors the image are all involved in the play," 'gentlemen, you an? about ready of Annan. I lart, after allegedly said Chivsano. "To put it to see a show of murder, greed, murdering Fred, played by a together and make it work is corruption, violence, exploita- male ensemble cast member, difficult especially when we tion, adultery and treachery; all the man with whom she is have to condense the perfor- .the themes that we hold near having an affair, uses the mances due to the lack of sp.ice Uld dear to our hearts " media as ■ window to gain in Theatre II." Based on a true story about stardom by manipulating the Senior Andrew White, who the dramas and epidemics of public with her beauty and plays Amos Mart, said, fame and beauty, "Chicago" charming personality. "'Chicago' is the most dance- demonstrates the "corruption of Following the murder of filled show I have ever been in. justice in America," according to Fred, an 11-member ensemble senior director Tara Chivsano, "A big-time commitment explodes on stage dancing on was given by the cast,'' White and the way "people are diluted old-fashioned, aii barstools and said. "We are extremely close. by the entertainment busiiu-» ' exclaiming, "If you were there, It's a fun group to work with The show depicts famous peo- you would of done it too." With and most of us are not even the- ple as a fabricated image with seductive leg kicks and puck- ater or musical majors " indisputable ethical behavior. ered lips, the dancers will bring "Chicago" will nin at Theatre Playwright Maurine the audience a first glance of the II April 9 through 13 at 8 p.m. Dallas Watkins developed the sexual overtones in the play There is a showing April II at 111 storyline from the acts of a By following a Vaudeville p.m. and a midnight showing Chicago reporter who killed design, the acts in "Chicago" Apnl 12. Tickets av-tS^and may her lover in the late 1920's, .ire short and varied, loaded be purchased at the door. The HhCK\ GAHRWUmiffphotographer according to Chivsano. Beulah with tons of dancing and box office opens three hours (L R) Sophomore Kristen Hummers ton, sopohomore Lakeyla Bland, Junior Utzle Hassell, fresh Annan, the Chicago reporter, tinging. Choreography plays before showtime. man Laura Bayarskl and junior Carole Jones rehearse for "Chicago, which will be performed In Theatre II April 9 through 13.

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Lirge and thick porce- The Biltmore In her exhibit at Sawhill late body language and create a lain bones support and aestheti Deejay Mysom Thursday 10 p.m. - 2 a.m. Cillery, graduate student Julie conversation, a relationship cally cradle a weathered vessel _Karaokt-Judyi Friday 10 p.m. - 2 a.m. Singer creates a quiet, intimate between the pieces, according that contains small delicate space that emphasizes the to Singer's artist statement shards. These symbols of bones subtleties of her pieces. Singer sees these as "a snapshot combined with the texture and CALHOUN ' Displaying small groupings of human Interaction " tone represent the past and the of art separated with large voids Calhoun i Jain Friday Singer assembled moments artists attempt to revive her of gallery space. Singer creates of her memories "aimed at a memory of her friend. JMU JU« Tuesday what she describes as "pockets" form that speaks in multiple The large 30*x 64" photo- The Highlawn Pavilion for the viewer to enter into focus realms," according to her graph titled "Resti" layers three on her work. The strength of her statement. Her ceramics and images of her great-grand par- College Ladies Nifhti Thursday exhibition lies in her unobtru- photographs are working off ents blurring the edges of mem- QlQl Ladies Nifhti Saturday sive approach to art, the muted the concept of the reliquary, ory and time. Singer's use of MEGHAN MONTGOMERY) Dave's Taverna colors of the ceramic vessels and which she has reinterpreted, the alternative process of the the soft and distorted focus of creating art objects lh.it have "gum print" adds to the effect, Singer's piece "Of neither sea Tom Weaven Tuesday the photographs. their own personal history. with the soft palette and water- nor shore nor air nor Are." JMU Jam Wednesday There are three small "The pieces deal with specific color-like surface. By placing sions and their own history. arrangements of ceramic ves- moments altered by time, one image within another, she Singer's use of clay and Ma?r»itree+ bar < *r,« sels placed on platforms on the whether it is personal memory manipulates how the images are photography meshed well The Worxi Saturday tlO Advance. >I2 Door gallery floor. Each vessel grows fragments from daily life, read and supplies the viewer together, representing the out from a slightly raised Scarred with juest Kain Daviesi Wednesday IS events, places or death," with a glimpse into her own life. images and ideas she hoped to pedestal, transforming from the Singet Mid In her statement. In her photographs, she is giv- portray in her statement. The Ar-rfu] dc^geX- rough of sediment-like materi- Her ceramic work titled ing us only part of her memory, Her exhibit runs until als into a smooth rounded "Reliquary for a Slowdiver Eric allowing the viewer to fill in the tomorrow at Sawhill Gallery Open MIc. Poetry readingi Tuesday 7iJ0 p.m. shape with a small opening. Humprie.s 1973-2000" com- blanks with their own conclu- on South Main Street Acoustic Calei Wednesday 8 p.m. Sponsored by JMU's campus radio station, WX|M The Little Grill 88.7 FM, the Mid-Atlantic College Radio Conference Bob Driver. Steve Parks. Hackensaw Boys, the Shiners. (MACRoCk) will take place April 5 and 6. An annual Friday 6 Saturday celebration of college radio and the independent music community, MACRoCk "aims to create a support net- work amongst college radio and the independent The Janitorsi Friday 9iJO p.m. 18 artists and labels," according to the press release MACRoCk will present differerent musical show- Karaokei Saturday 9 p.m.-1 a.m. cases divided by genres of punk, hardcore, metal, RRM, hip hop, jazz, folk, bluegrass and indie rock. This year, Finnigan's Cove MACRoCk also will feature workshops focusing on Daily Planeti Friday 10 p.m. music and politics among other topics. Booda Velvets! Saturday 10 p.m. Badges allowing all w.vkenJ mess in nil the events may be purchased at VVXJM, located off the front lobby of Anthony-Seeger I lall. They also may be purchased starting Friday at noon in PC Ballroom. Kelly May Browm Thursday nVsy of www.macrock.qb.nel •compiled from staff reports Karaokei Monday

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JMU came close to upsetting No. 1 seed University of North Carolina in NCAA second round Gaining respect Most avid college basketball coach Lou Campanelli said he still Following JMU's close game fans know the University of North sees Kellogg occasionally and loves with Ihe University of North Carolina took home the 1982 to joke with him. Carolina in the second round of NCAA title behind a team led by Campanelli said, "Every time I Ihe 1982 NCAA Tournament, All-Americans James Worthy and see Clark Kellogg to this day, 1 say many reporters and media per- Sam Perkins and a talented fresh- 'Clark, how are you doing? What sonnel refused to give the Dukes' man by the name of Michael was the name of that little school in players any respect. In an article Jordan. However, this being the Virginia that knocked you guys out that ran in Ihe March 15 edition of 20th year anniversary, not too of the NCAAToumament?' I kill him Ihe Daily News-Record, comments many current JMU students know every time, but he's a good sport." from writers after Ihe game that their own Dukes came darn With the win over the Buckeyes, would have "sickened mosl JMU close to crashing the Tar Heels' JMU moved on to face the Tar fans — or, for that matter, any NCAA party that year. How close? Heels, who had a first-round bye in other Harrisonburg or central Two points. But before we get into the then-48-team field. Campanelli Shenandoah Valley resident" that game, it's important to know knew if he had a shot at UNC, it Many reporters credited how |MU got there. would be with this team. JMU's coach, Lou Campanelli, The Dukes finished the regular "That team was probably the but didn't credit Ihe JMU play- season 22-4, with two of those loss- best team I ever had out of my ers The following are several es coming against a tough NCAA teams in that they were close quotes from writers that were University of Virginia team that on the court and they were close off included in the story: featured Ail-American Ralph the court," Campanelli said. "They "That's Ihe sad thing aboul col- Sampson. JMU, who was a mem- were really good friends. They were lege basketball," one writer with a ber of the Eastern College Athletic like glue — they would bend, but New Jersey accent said. "The good Conference before the Colonial they would never break. programs all have pitiful coaches Athletic Association had been "We were hoping we could give while the best coaches are rucked established, downed the College of Carolina a good game, but they away in nothing programs like William & Mary in the semifinals of could beat us by 20-plus points. We James Madison." the conference tournament. The would have to play a near-perfect "He's too big for Harrison- Dukes fell to Old Dominion game. We basically didn't prepare burg," agreed a North Carolina University in the ECAC South any different. It was a national writer. "He deserves a big job. finals, which gave the Monarchs game at 12:30 (p.m.) and I was James Madison is a joke." the automatic berth into the NCAA excited because we had an oppor- • Despite how the reporters felt, Tournament. However, the Dukes' tunity to showcase our team and Ihe Tar Heels' coach, Dean Smith, impressive record and play earned our university on national TV." gave the Dukes Iheir much- them an ,it large bid into the Over 11,000 people packed the deserved credit. NCAAs and a No. 9 seed in the Charlotte Coliseum for the second In the post-game press confer- I ast Region round game between |MU and ence, Smith said, "They are really JMU drew No. 8 seed Ohio State UNC. According to Campanelli, an excelk*nl basketball team ... As University in the first round. The though, it seemed more like a home a coach, what you are really con- Dukes, who were making what game foi the Tar I leels. cerned about us how the players would be their second of three con- "We had a thousand people think aboul the other team. I want- secutive NCAA Tournament appear- there because that's all the tickets ed our players lo respect James ances, upset the Buckeyes 55-48. we were given and North Carolina, Madison. I don't care what the fans "The first game was against because the game was in Charlotte, think about them. I certainly don'l Ohio State, and we didn't know had the other seats for Carolina want to lake away from the game what to expect," said Lin ton people," Campanelli recalled. that James Madison played. We Ibwntt (82). i ^-cnior forwud and "They gobbled up all the seats as didn't play ■ bad game." the ECAC South Player of the year soon as they went on sale and it One of Smith's star players, in 1981-'82 "It was the second year was like a home game for them. But James Worthy, also praised the for me going to the NCAA our crowd, the 1,000 we had, was Dukes' play following Ihe game. Tournament and we knew it would very vocal." Worthy said, "It's one of the be difficult. We had heard a lot of As the game was about to toughest games we've had all thing'., and they had Clark Kellogg start. Campanelli and then-UNC year. They IN so smart, so disci- .it the time, and we were just happy coach Dean Smith met to shake plined, one of the best teams in to be there. l>ncc the game got hands before the tip-off It was Ihe country today. We didn't over- Marled ... we kind of felt like we then that Campanelli knew JMU look them. We were await " COUld Win the game ami eventually had a legitimate chance to upset Looking back, Campanelli we pulled it out" the Tar Heels. said, "It was a classy thing. They Ohio Stale wu led by Kellogg, "Before the game, I was talking didn't try to say 'well, we )ust had who is now a NCAA Tournament a bad day.' They were sincere." announcer for CBS. Then-JMU see TAR HEELS, page 21 Even years later, Worthy still respected JMU for its close game Top right: JMU s Charles Fisher is with the Tar I leels. Linton Townes guarded by Michael Jordan and ('82), a senior on that 1982 JMU Matt Doherty. Above: Dan Ruland squad, was drafted to the shoots over James Worthy. Right: Portland Trailbla/crs when Fisher is called for a controversial charge In the final minute. Worthy was drafted by the Los Angeles Lakers in 1982. Townes said, "I used to see 82 NCAA Rosters Worthy the year after, when I JACKSON, Darrell v_ played in Portland and he was with the Lakcn, and we played 30 TOWNES, Union 0/ each other often I used lo see him 40 RULAND, Dan 3 and he used to say, 'We got away 12 FISHER, Charles ^ from you guys. We snuck by you.' H DUPONT, David \si So he kind of knew it was a close 25 5TEELE, Derek -^ game. I remember when he shot 31 BRADLEY, Keith > those free throws, he was kind of 33 BOLER, Woody Co MfVOUl and the ball kind of rat- 3* MOSTEN, Greg Q. lied in, so they definitely felt that 42 DONOHOE, Bob m' it was a close game and they got 10 KEYS, Troy O away with one. They may not admit it, but I think they know MASLOFF, Jimmy 3 20 deep down." 44 DOHERTY, Matt Respect or no respect, the z Si WORTHY, James Dukes came close lo keeping o 41 PERKINS, Sam three future NBA All-Stars (mm an NCAA title. Although il was i 21 BLACK, Jimmy big achievement, il was no sur- 3" 23 JORDAN, Michael prise to Ihe JMU players. r\ 22 PETERSON, Buzz "It was a big accomplishment 24 BRADDOCK. Jim for then, but also I believe with the 43 BARLOW, Jeb solid ball that we played, most of 45 BRUST, Chris 0UI games were close," Townes 54 MARTIN, Warren ■M "The way we played, il =3 4 ROBINSON, Lynwood would have been a close Boil 32 BROWNLEE, John anyway. In a way, I feel that at the 50 EXUM, Cecil start of mv junior year, we played 51 MAKKONEN, Tlmo on a high level anyway. "The biggest thing was us 'starter* In bold see MEMORABLE jw.vr 21 ( IMll I1NKKK/ mr»iM

-^~ 201 THK BRKKZK I THURSDAY. APRII 4. 2002 SPORTS BASEBALL BREEZE READER'S VIEW Yankees have eyes on prize

BYJEI-E BEiOCHLOW Andy Pettite and right-hander to focus on what's important contributing writer Orlando Hernandez both had winning ball games. With Since 19%, there has existed great springs and look healthy shortstop Nomar Garicaparra one burning question in the enough to carry that momen- looking healthy after missing minds of Major League Baseball tum all season long. Toss in most of last season and catcher fans around the world. Who fiery righty Roger Clemens, a Jason Varitek also sharp, the will stop the New York 20-ganu- winner and Cy Young Sox have a solid returning Yankees? The Arizona Award winner in 2001, and infield Toback thai up, Boston's Diamondbacks had a pretty arguably Ihe best closer in outfield combination of left good final answer to that query baseball, right-hander Mariano fielder Manny Ramirez, right after their spectacular game Ki\ era, and manager Joe Torre fielder Trot Nixon and newly seven upset of the reigning has to be pleased. acquired center fielder Johnny World Champs. However this The Boston Red Sox Damon is outstanding. season, on the bat of newly revamped its front office after a The Chicago White Sox acquired first baseman Jason sub-par 2001 season that includ- will look to rise again to the Giambi, the Bronx Bombers are ed injuries to nearly everyone prominence they displayed poised yet again to make anoth- except former General Manager in 2000, when they won more er stretch run deep into October. Dan Douquette (th.it didn't stop games than anyone. The key To all of those Orioles fans Sox fans from hoping). New will be the health of desig- out there, 1 am sad lo say that manager Grady Little has nated hitter Frank Thomas, yes, the Yankees do look excep- brought to the clubhouse an whose big bat has been tional on paper for this season. atmosphere lhat has allowed ROHF.RT tiKTVstnor phiHovraphei Starting left-handed pitcher the players to be themselves and xv A.L.page 22 Senior right fielder Pat Cunningham swings at a pitch in Tuesday's game against the University of Virginia. The Dukes won the game 13-4 and swept the season series from the Cavaliers. BREEZE READER'S VIEW Diamond Dukes crush Cavaliers New faces in new places theme Seven-run seventh inning propels Dukes in 13-4 win over UVa for National League in 2002

BY WILL DECHER Diamond Dukes After the ized again on a bases-loaded BY BRIAN FINNEGAN should nol prove any different. The Phillies are a smart team, contributing writer Cavaliers jumped out to an double by red-shirt junior left contributing writer The New York Mets were by managed by N.L. Manager of The Diamond Dukes early lead on back to-back fielder Travis Ebaugh, who After a busy off-season for far the busiest learn during the the year Larry Bowa and should pounded the University of home runs bv first baseman knocked in three. most of Ihe teams in Ihe off-season. New faces in the be a contender again. Virginia 13-4 Wednesday, in Robert Word and short stop The story of the seventh was National League, familiar lineup include right fielder The N.L. Central is going to an impressive offensive Mark Reynolds in the top of the patience of the IXikes' bat- faces will be perched atop Jeremy Bumitz, left fielder be fun to watch this year. The onslaught. JMU scored seven _ , the second, ters, who watched as the UVa. unfamiliar uniforms at Ihe Rodger Cedeno, left-handed three favorites are the St. Louis runs on three hits in the bot- Tuesday {^kes' Ted. pitching staff self-destructed, start of Ihe 2002 season. pitcher Shawn Estes, right- Cardinals, the Chicago Cubs tom of the seventh to break a I \ ,i shirt junior offering two walks, hitting two The N.L. East looks stronger handed pitcher Pedro Astacio, and the Houston Astros. The 5-2 game wide open, to earn i John Couzd batters and allowing one than ever this year. The favorite, first baseman Mo Vaughn and Cardinals added leadership to their 22nd win of the season. relaxed and unearned run on a throwing which hasn't changed in about second baseman Roberto the clubhouse when From the start of the game, |MI took control error. Gouzd left the game in the 10 years, is the Atlanta Braves. Alomar. This mixture of slug- they signed former Yankee first it was obvious that JMU was 13 of the game. eighth with six strikeouts and The acquisition of right fielder gers and speed should position baseman Tino Martinez. Third playing relaxed and team-ori- Couzd held improved to 4-2 on the season. Gary Sheffield adds another the Mets in second place in the baseman Albert Pujols, the 2001 ented baseball. The Dukes the Cava- The Cavalier's did score big bat to the lineup Left field- N.L East with a good shot at Ihe Rookie of the Year, batted .329 showed patience against a sub- liers score- twice in the ninth, but it was er Chipper Jones, their all-star Wild Card. Pitching is key and with 37 homeruns. Newly par performance turned in by less for six innings after the too little, too late. Having third basemen, was moved lo the Mets' pitching is suspect. acquired right-handed closer Cavaliers' pitching staff. The two bombs. swept UVa in the season left field to create room for third The bottom line is players need Jason Isringhausen will provide UVa. pitchers combined for "I was pleased with the series, the Diamond Dukes baseman Vinny Casta'lla at third. to stay healthy in order for them reliability in their bullpen. The nine walks on the day and day," Gouzd said. "I wish I'd were excited at beating what The infamous Braves pitching to be successful. Cardinals won the Wild Card allowed two runs on wild kept the two home runs in they Gouzd called "one of the two staff is solid again this year with The Philadelphia Phillies are last year and have a shot to win pitches. JMU coach Spanky yard, but luckily today there teams we really want to win right-hander Greg Maddux, coming off a great year. They the division in 2002. McFarland attributed the loss was nobody on base when they against, no matter what." left-hander Tom Glavine, and finished two games out of first The Chicago Cubs hope to to a combination of things. hit them, so it wound up not Of the Dukes' season thus righties Kevin Millwood ami in place, winning an impressive 86 break its curse of not win- "Number one is that they hurting us too much." far, McFarland said, "We are his new closer role John Smoltz. games. Short stop Jimmy ning a World Series since didn't throw loo many In the bottom of the sev- right where we want to be at With the exception of Smoltz, Rollins, third baseman Scott 1908 this season. The Cubs strikes and the fact that our enth, senior right fielder Pal this point in the season. We are who underwent surgery last Rolen and nghl fielder Bobby acquired first baseman Fred hitters were more patient Cunningham started a JMU in better position now, in season, it seems as though the Abreu should lead the charge. McGriff last season and than they have been," rally with his two-run double to terms of the NCAAs, than we Braves staff is ageless. They Trie Phillies pitching staff is added another slugger in the McFarland said. left. Trial opened the floodgates were last season." have been the most dominant their weakness. Ace Robert offseason with the signing Patience was definitely the for a seven-run inning by the With Ihe loss, Ihe Cavaliers pitching staff in Ihe N.L. for Person is more of a No. 2 starter name of the game for the Diamond Dukes. JMU capital- fell to 16-14 on the season years and the 2002 season and Randy Wolf is inconsistent. see CARDS, page 22 baby we'want YOU

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Questions? Call Sally or Allison at 568-6541 Spam THURSDAY, APRIL 4, 2002 I THE BREEZE 121 Tar Heels get scare from Dukes in their '82 NCAA Championship run TAX HEELS, fiom page IS tled them tough. It was a nip- | Perkins] drives, and as he does, Worthy hit two free thn>ws with Dean Smith at courtside, and-ruck game; I don't think he runs right over [junior] l>an down the stretch to increase the and we wort- just ndWtthw either team had a big lead." Ruland ('83). Keith Bradley Tar Heel lead to 52-46. Fisher < 84) shoots /pleasantries, and we wen- just In the second Kilf, Perkins hit "Ruland takes a charge. I've scored seconds later to pull the getting ready to sh.ikc h.tiuls a baseline jumper with 17:27 left over Tar Heat seen this charge in my head and Dukes back within 4, and Sam Perkins and return to our respective to give UNC its largest lead of in my vision — I can still picture Townes hit a shot at the buzzer benches before the buv/ei," as James the game at 37-30. Nevertheless, it It's the classic block/charge to make the final margin 52-50. Worthy and Campanelli remembered. "I the Dukes managed to stay situation. And in my heart, and Following the game, Matt Doherty "said, 'Coach, lets have a good within 6 points With the score Dean Smith and 1 have talked Campanelli recalled an emo- look on. game' and he said, 'I.on, it's 17 M, )MU sophomore Keith about this, Perkins runs over tional locker room. Bradley scored going k) be a gtxnl game. This Bradley ('84) nailed a short Ruland, and the official calls it a "1 went in mat locker room, 3 points in 23 BOM is going to be 55-50, and I jumper to pull JMU within 1 block. That was critical. So and the kids of course had spent minutes off the hope we have 55.' And I looked point with 1:38 to play, keeping [Perkins] goes to the line ... and themselves and most were in bench. at him and I didn't know how to the Dukes' chances alive. What they go up by 4." tears, and (Ronald) Carrier take it So I said. Thanks, would follow in the final minute However, Ruland said, "I (JMU's President at the time) PHOTO COURTESY OF SPURTS MEDIA RELATH >NS Coach.' I le came within 3 points of play still has JMU fans won- fouled him. I didn't get there came in," Campanelli said. "He of picking the right score He dering "what if?" quick enough. He went right came in every game, win or lose. knew it was going to be a tough over me and scored the layup He would always come in and Memorable game still game. I le ha.) seen us enough -64 and he made the foul shot so that tell the kids 'nice game.' I le gave mi videotape while he WM put us down 4 ... mat was pretty a speech that was incredible 1 le comes up in conversation preparing. While we were In all the years I critical because Kid he have been told the whole team how pntud preparing for Ohio State, he was called for a charge, we would he was of them ... it was just a MEMORABUC.from page 19 he felt bad because he made a looking at tapes of both teams. coached... 1 don't think have gotten the Kill and had a wonderful speech and very fit- believing in ourselves and I saw mistake, and it still bothered So he had a pretty good idea chance to take the lead. It was a ting. I just remember going a change in that between my him to that day." that we were going to lv a pret- I could have been critical call down the stretch. But around to each kid and telling sophomore and junior year IXipont said, "I got a letter ty sticky team for them to play." prouder of a team. it was a good call. I'm sure I was them how proud I was of them between the level of play. And from I>ean Smith following the Smith, who was unavailable there too late." ..nd that they did a great job. They we started to believe we could tournament... and it mentioned for comment last week, obvi- —Lou Campanelli The free throws gave UNC a didn't back down from the best compete with top-level univer- that they may have made a mis- ously knew something many former men's basketball coach 50-46 lead and JMU headed team in the land and they should sities, so it really wasn't a sur- take in not looking at me closer failed to see. JMU opened the down the court with 57 seconds feel good about mat effort." prise. My junior year we beat and that I would have represent- nme to take a 12-6 lead over 99 left. The Dukes' guard, Charles Hie Dukes' effort couldn't Georgetown (University) and ed the University of North North Carolina with 12 10 to Fisher, drove the lane and banked have made Campanelli any loss to (the University of) Notre Carolina well (if I would have play in the first half The Tar 'It boiled down to this sce- in a shot over Worthy. Though prouder. He said, "In all the Dame in the second game (of gone there) and good luck in the lltvK battled back to take a 16- nario/' Campanelli said. "We Worthy was in the air when he years I coached, all 33 years I the 1981 NCAA Tournament). future. It meant a lot." Dupont 15 lead on a 16-foot jumper by Kid prepared for this because made contact with Fisher, the offi- coached, I don't think 1 could We hung close with some sup said his mom, who is a Tar Heel guard (imrny Black with |utl I lean Smith had run his famous cial called a charge on Fisher. Kive been prouder of a team. posed real good teams. I think it fan, still has the letter in a lock over seven minutes left in the four-corner delay game, which Campanelli said,"... they call Carolina had to play pretty dam was a matter of us believing in box at the bank. half. The I>ukes would He the was spread the court and play a Fisher for the offensive foul for well to beat us. And we played a ourselves and thinking we To this day, players from game three times before half- guard and two wings and then warding off Worthy. So we lose near-flawless game. You were could compete on that level." the W82 JMU team still say time, but never regained |faa he would play Worthy and that basket, which would have left with an empty feeling, but at JMU's starting backcourt of people discuss that game lead and found themselves Perkins in the corners. Well, the cut it to two and really put the the same time, you knew you Charles Fisher (*83) and David against North Carolina. lunging close with the No. 1 Tar way you play it, you've got to noose tight around their neck did something special and you I>upont ('83), both juniors on the "People remember that," Heels 31 -28 at the half. play man-to-man. Well, instead From there it gets a little blurry." gained a lot of respect." 1982 team, came to JMU after Townes said. "They are like "We more or less were |ust of playing the normal defense receiving a scholarship in late 'you guys hung with North luppv to be there and once the on Worthy and Perkins, we April, according to Campanelli. Carolina, you almost beat North game got started and the game tandemed the two big guys. Dupont, in particular, came to Carolina' and its something we wore on, we felt pretty good "1 put one man at the dotted JMU after Smith didn't recruit can always go back to. When I about our chances," ibwnaa line and one guy at the foul him. Campanelli said Smith talk to people that remember said. "We knew they were just a throw line playing the two cor- regretted that after JMU and me from James Madison, that's strong team and we just wanted ners because we wanted the ball UNC met in the NCAAs. one of the games they talk about to be close at the end and maybe to go there. With (a little over Campanelli said, "When I most and it comes up a lot" we could puli it out." one minute) to go, they were up went back to visit Dean Smith a Dupont said, "It's just Campanelli, on the other 1 (point) and the ball goes to few years ago in his office ... strange how that game, just out hand, was pleased with his [Perkins] in the left comer and and we weren't in there a of the blue, will pop up in peo- team's performance through he drives baseline. The reason minute and he said, 'Geez, you ple's comments. one half. 1 le said, "The night why we tandemed was because know Lou, I should have taken "I think it's probably the most before as I am trying to sleep, 1 I wanted to anchor that middle that Dupont kid.' It was still memorable game of the three am picturing Worthy dunking guy and keep him there so bothering him because Dupont trips. It's amazing how well peo- and Perkins dunking on us and [Perkins], even if he drives, almost beat him. I said, 'Dean, ple remember that game, doesn't have the lane to the bas- getting in the open COUTl and ; you had the No. 1 team in the whether they were a Carolijia fan Jordan scoring out there, and I ket. And we nm the top guy at PHOTO mi RTESY<« Sh>kTSMI-:i>IAHKl AIK>NS country, you can't take every- or an 'anybody but Carolina' fan think they had two dunks the him and flush [Perkins] toward JMU fans celebrate the Dukes' 1982 NCAA Tournament run body. He said, I know, that kid and how close it was and what it entire game. Our kids just Kit- him on the baseline. So against the Tar Heels at the Charlotte Coliseum. had a great career for you,' but meant to our program." .SUMMER JOBS Live in Virginia Beach, Virginia Telescope Pictures/ SunRays Studio is now hiring for the Summer of 2002 you will Live at the Beach Work with Other Student Ambassadors Presents Highly Motivated People and Earn up to $10,000 While Having an Incredible Time

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During the n*V4 i«W5 academic year, Carrie iittnided JMJ aa .i freshman She endured a scries o| »hemotherapy treatments as she battled cancel throughout her first year. Tragically, Carrie pasted away from her ill news during the mmmer of 1995. While this remarkable student only .iltended the university for a short time, Carrie captivated students, professors, and anyone she encountered with her charm, wit. and personahle demeanor. She was involved in caHrptt life. serving as a Student Ambassador. To honor her strength, character, and enthusiasm, JMU Student Ambassadors have endowed a $1,000 scholarship and two $300 scholarships in her memory It is our hope that the individual receiving this award will continue to honor Carrie's memory through demonstrating true integrity and a sincere love for our university.

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Kligibility: Any .IMI* student who will he attending school dunng the •0OB*fl009 school year Application* will be reviewed, and finalists will be notified the second week of April Please contact Carrie Kutner Scholarship chairs with any questions: Kimalee Unghnrn. langhal«>jmit.edu Kmily Goodman, goodmuw^'jmu-whi 22ITIIK BRKKZE ITHURSDAY. APRIL 4. 2(X)2 SPORTS SOFTBALL Cards to win N.L. AX* one-horse race CARDS. Iron, pgge 20 A.L.from iHtgt'20 Defensive stand helps Dukes to sweep over Liberty of left fielder Moises Alou. a formidable presence in the Finally Chicago has a few hit A.L. Central for some time. the bases luided and working BY AARON GRAY momentum, the IXikes would with four strikeouts ,ii»d gave ters in the lineup to protett All The Chi Sox will look to out Matt writer into the heart of the I irvrtv line kick it right back down. up only one earned run. star right fielder Sammy Sosa. muscle teams with the Big up. Throughout the game, They might be the new kids The Dukes tacked on two Gump led the Dukes in The N.I. West is always Hurt, as well as right fielder on the block, but the I hike Conley hoed -imil.ir |ams, but the more runs in the bottom of the game one with two hit- and up for grabs and 2002 is no Magglio Ordonez and first softball te.im proved to be the story of this third. With Schwind on Aral C..H1K- I two KBIs. A three-run third different I asl year, 'he World baseman Paul Konerko in a t playground bully in its doubk BUM mi the jaworski hit her second double inning was too much to han- Series Champion Arizona formidable lineup. IMU defense. header sweep of Liberty of the game InlO left held. With dle tor the I lames, who fell Diamondbacks were able to The A.L. West is a tight Universit\ Tuesti.iy. Alter )MU "Our defense runners on second and third, to 18-19 on the season. fend off the San Francisco division this year. Leading *> far this year blanked the Hames 5-0 in the freshman Keri Schlosser cleared Freshman pitcher Nikki Giants and Los Angles the hit parade are the Seattle IM1 has been our first game, freshman pitcher the bases with a double up the Dunn fanned six batters and Dodger*. The Diamondbacks Mariners, who will look to fLeah Conley held on to pre- strength," middle Schlossei was caught gave up five hits in her sev- are the favorite again this repeat as division champs freshman left serve a 4-2 victory In BUM hvo. stealing third, but the damage enih w in of the MMOfl year with All-stars left-han- following their fairy tale reg- The Dukes' offense fielder NataUt had already been done. The "We had good pitching in der Randy Johnson and right- C>jme 2 ular season that produced 116 attacked early and often in the Kurd said. Dukes led 4-1 going into the both games and we scored in hander Curt Schilling making wins. Right on the heels of second game, building a two When our I ibert\ fourth inning multiple innings," Flynn said. it almost impossible for the Lou Pineda's club are those run lead in the first. Liberty pitching is on "Katie has come a long way Any time we can do that, we opposing team to score. feisty Oakland Athletics. and our shortstop Crystal Lane com- this year already," llynn said. will be successful. I he San Francisco Giants, Manager Art Howe will place defense is mitted two costly throwing [Ml "She rebounded trom some "The defense did a great led by home run record hold- the majority of his trust in his stepping up, errors that resulted in fresh- injuries earlier and now she's job of backing up Leah in the ing center fielder Barry Bonds, young trio of starting pitch- men Jeese Gump and Ashlee we can com- starting to hit the hall well." second game,'' Flynn added. are always a force. Shortstop ers — lefties Barry Zito and Schenk getting on base. pete with any I ibert\ stored M the top ot "They worked together and Rich Aurilia had a break out Mark Mulder and right-han- body." Sophomore Kara Schwind the fourth to cut the I Hik.-s' lead we got out of some jams season last year, and he and der Tim Hudson. singled up the middle to score After A pop fl) tor out num- to 4-2. Sophomore Tiffany The doubleheader sweep second basemen |eff Kent will The Yanks should emerge Gump and freshman Katie ber hvo, liberty third baseman Carp's single up the middle was revenge for an 8-0 shel- provide some cushion for as A.L Champs for the fifth Jaworski doubled to left field I iiujsay Schwind was frozen for accounted tor the run lacking the Flames handed Bonds in the lineup. straight season. It has been to bring Schenk home. strike three, ending the inning Conley retired the Hames in IMU last fall. In the end, the Cardinals said that money can't buy The Flames rallied Kick in the and preserving the IXikes' lead. order in the top of the seventh "We've improved a lot since seem to have the best shot at happiness. Try telling that rthe thinJ with only one out, It Hcnwd like every time the inning to claim her sixth victory the fall, we're a family now," advancing to the fall classic. So to Steinbrenner at the con- Conley found herself with I Ibtrty team would gain of the year. Conley finished Burd said. get ready for another crazy year. clusion of this season. v Harrisonburg — — — Coupon_ _ _ r Unitarian Universalists r MEDIUM TOPPING v,'«.<—»"' Service 10:30 a.m. 1 We respect the inherent worth and dignity of every person and justice. SINGLE BREADSTICKS equality and compassion in human relations. Phone: 867-0073 Visitors Welcome 2 LITER PEPSI

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