CORD THEWEEKLY University VolumeFeb. Thursday Number29,9, 19 1989 WilfridLaurier Future looks bleak for Ontario students
TORONTO (CUP) — The University of Toronto's president has released his blueprint for the future of Ontario's post secondary schools, and the provincial minister of colleges and universities isn't too thrilled. Lyn McLeod says she has "some very real concerns" with admin- istrator George Connell's call for increased specialization among Ontario's universities.
Under Connell's scheme ~ revealed in the January 12 edition of
the Globe and Mail -- the University of Guelph for example, known for its agricultural program, would receive funding for those courses only. No other school would get money for an agriculture-related cur- riculum—and none would be expected to offer any such classes. "I'm concerned that the direction that Dr. Connell is proposing puts less emphasis on accessibility," McLeod said at a news confer- ence. She said implementing such a system would take "an unprece- dented intervention on the part of the ministry," and McLeod has "some personal doubts about big changes" in Ontario's post- secondary education system. During the hour-long interview session, organized by the Ontario Federation of Students, McLeod praised the provincial Liberal government's performance in funding universities, said Ontario stu- dent loans will increase 7.5 per cent to reflect recent tuition fee in- creases, and claimed that allowing universities to set their own tuition fee levels is "not something we are considering". "The only ministry to receive greater funding (this year) was health," she said. But Connell said while the provincial Grits deserved some credit for advances in their first term, their recent record is spotty. "I think that the record of the Liberal government was quite promising until the new surge of enrollment hit us. (But now) we're paying quite a high price for our efforts" to accommodate the enroll- ment bulge caused by the abolition of Ontario's grade 13. McLeod and Connell also differ over the way universities should be funded. McLeod said targeted funding, where the government gives uni- versities money that can only be spent on specific projects—such as provincial centres of excellence—is a good idea. But Connell said universities want to control how they spend their cash. "At a given level of funding universities would very likely prefer to have total control. Designated funding is quite troublesome when up and away against the Warriors Waterloo'n. Unfortunately the Golden Basketball Hawks there is such a profound lack of base funding." Up, of went up one less than they had to in the first installation of the annual renewal of the City of But she cautioned that not all partnerships are good. McLeod said time Waterloo basketball clash, The Hawks lost by one on a last second some programs might give universities terms that are too restrictive. university measly point basket by the Warriors. Here, Danny Deep (20) and Nino Miksic watch helplessly as the Warriors convert "I have a real concern that that could be happening at the federal level a lay-up the second half. Cord Photo by Allen. (with the federal government's centres of excellence)," she said. in Jamie INSIDE Tories chop Challenge '89 cash NEWS
O - OTTAWA (CUP) With 24 "He's trading off one group of school level." "The principle of the cutback An analysis of the invasion on hours notice to student lobby youth for another...showing a fla- Statistics Canada pegs unem- is worse than the monetary value East Timor.../4 groups and opposition critics, the grant disregard...a real lack of in- ployment for 1988 at 7.8 per cent. of the cutback," said CFS execu- federal government slashed funds tegrity," said James Tate, deputy The jobless rate for those be- tive officer Todd Smith. New Scholarship for WX.U.../5 for a post-secondary summer chair of the Canadian Federation tween the ages of 20 and 24 is Smith said the group knew employment r\ program and chan- of Students. considerably higher at 11.2 per there would be departmental cut- to high job c) neled it school crea- "Certainly he's made this cent. That number is 25.2 for backs but hoped Charest could SCENE tion. trade-off/whether he's expecting Newfoundland and 18 per cent in save his portfolio from budget The Tories announced an the youth movement to turn in on New Brunswick—the two pro- cuts. A simple, poignant film plays the itself and start competing for vinces with separate agreements. overall increase in the Challenge "The key was, Princess.../17 funds," said Tate. "For him to And unemployment among 15 to would the min- '89 program January 27, but re- ister be able to win play off the two groups...is 19-year-olds is 13.2per cent his case for an directed it, and then some, to high increase," said Smith. "But in school The result is a despicable." Tate said the cutbacks will SPORTS students. fact, we have an $8 million cut." loss of $8 million worth of sum- Budget constraints forced a force students further into debt. The youth ministry has no mer jobs for university and col- decision over who would benefit The average gross income Hawkey Hawks creamed Water- budget of its own, depending on lege students. from the job money, said youth from the Challenge program last loo Warriors.../21 from a cross of /"~X ministry communications director summer was $2,193, according to money section Minister Jean Charest's ministries to fund its Youth Micheline Cette. CFS. University students in Can- programs. announcement included $31.3 ada are paying over $6,000 for FEATURE "Our data indicates that the Charest kept his Secretary of / million allotted to New Bruns- one year of schooling. State for Youth portfolio in ' unemployment level highest the wick and Newfoundland for spe- was "The shift to (high school stu- amongst high federal government's January 30 Election candidates speak.../24- cial five-year employment pro- school students dents and drop outs) obscures the going to school," cabinet shuffle. 26 grams for youths making the back said Cette. purpose of the program," said transition from school to "Canada still has a relatively Tony Macerollo, press secretary "Jean Charest has no sense of Sweet words for V.D. Day..714- work—negotiated last fall. Tak- high level of high school drop to Liberal MP John Manley. the needs of university and col- ing this into account, spending is outs. The government has to ad- "They're two separate questions lege students," said Tate. "It's actually down by $12.3 million dress the reality that you have altogether...neither one has been regrettable Charest has been left from last year's $180 million. high unemployment at the high reconciled." in (the portfolio)." The Cord Weekly 2 Thursday, February 9,1989
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GUELPH (CUP)- Student leaders across Ontario parents of "Group A" students are expected to con- are calling for major structural reforms to the pro- tribute a certain amount using a complicated for- vince's loans and grants system. mula. Students are also expected to contribute to The current system has not changed since 1978. their education. An inflated home value will in- The key motion put forth by the Ontario Feder- crease the parents' expected contribution, no matter ation of Students (OFS) at their winter general what their income level truly is. meeting was to abolish the value of the family Jan Donio, General Manager of the Students home as a determinant for grant and loan eligibility. Awards Branch, Ministry of Colleges and Univer- Joan McNeil, a researcher for OFS, said the cur- sities, said the ministry will probably follow OFS' rent market value of a house may be unrealistically advice. high due to inflation. By considering the house as "At this point in time, we are seriously consider- an asset on the OSAP application form, it looks like ing removing thatrequirement," she said. the parents are better off than they may be. Other motions included: * Making provisions for funding disabled or "This has effectively limited the of eligibility a physically disadvantaged students. Currently, no large number of people," said McNeil. "This has consideration is given to extra costs of medical bills parental also made the contribution unrealistically or special equipment which disabled students may high." Ontario is the only province where the value incur. of the family home is included in loan and grant as- * Increasing OSAP's personal living al- sessment lowance. Students now get $111 per week, an the current Under OSAP system, students are amount which McNeil calls "abysmal". OFS divided into two groups based their on dependency estimates the real cost for a single living "Group student status. A" students have been out of high away from home is $206.45 per week. school for less than 4 years or haven't worked for 24 months and/or are single. "Group B" students * Trying to resolve the problem of parents have the opposite qualities. who refuse to kick in their expected contribu- Based on the total value of their assets, the tion. Concordia scientists battle PCBs MONTREAL (CUP) - A group chemicals. being done," Roy said. of Concordia University scientists "In principle everything Hydro has already destroyed say they have discovered a safe seems to be working very well, PCBs in one million litres of and cheap way of destroying the but we have to get in the actual mineral oil in transformers using toxic PCBs found in oil so that it products that are being used by substances as can be recycled. Hydro-Quebec," such metallic firms such as sodium. Anderson said. "We have yet to "The key to our process is that complete the work on samples of The scientists have done con- we do it under mild conditions," the nature that they use trans- sulting work with New Lite, a Cooper in said research vice-rector formers." chemical research firm in Langford, explaining that the Langford said Concordia is London, Ontario, which is devel- three scientists have been able to oping a way of removing PCBs destroy PCBs, or polychlorinated applying for a research patent and from water. biphyenyls, at temperatures under is negotiating a grant with Hydro- 100 degrees centigrade—around Quebec. New Lite general manager water's boiling point. Hydro environment vice- Mike Robertson said five com- The scientists have dis- president Louis Philippe Roy said panies in Canada, including integrated PCBs in miniscule the utility is interested in the Con- Ontario Hydro, already destroy amounts of oil using a mixture of cordia research but added the uni- PCBs with metallic sodium, nitric and sulphuric acid while versity has not yet demonstrated which explodes when mixed with heating the toxic chemical com- the method can work on a large water. pound with microwaves. After scale. "What is different about what the chemical reaction, the PCBs "It's a chemical reaction Concordia is doing is that their disappear—leaving the oil un- which has worked on a laboratory approach is a whole lot safer," contaminated. scale but it has to be tested on a Robertson said. "There's nothing The most widely used method larger scale and this is far from to blow up." of destroying PCBs is by burning them at 1,200 degrees centigrade. But Langford said the incinera- tion method is costly, destroys WATSHOP gets go-ahead PCB-laced oil, and is potentially dangerous. PCBs can cause liver and By Cord Staff reproductive disorders and are Soviets come to Waterloo suspected of causing cancer. A possible solution to the housing situation in Waterloo may be They were widely used as a imminent. By Vladimir Bronstein coolant in electrical equipment The Student Housing Task Force of the City of Waterloo has until 1977, when the federal given its approval to a proposal which would see the city hire a full- A centre for Soviet studies will be jointly established by Wilfrid government banned them after time employee to mediate landlord-tenant disputes. The Waterloo Laurier University and the University of Waterloo. The centre will be fears were raised about potential Student Housing Outreach Programme, or WATSHOP, will go to created with the aid of a $225,000 grant from the Department of Na- health hazards. City Council for approval in the near future. tional Defence. Environment Canada docu- "WATSHOP will concentrate on neighbourhood liaison and com- The grant will be used to set up a visiting professorship in Soviet ments released in early Septem- munity mediation," said Jill Archer, WLUSU VP: University Affairs. strategic studies, including research assistance for the position. A dif- ber list 2,500 PCB storage sites in "We want to have mechanisms which will bring people together to ferent topic and visiting professor will be chosen each year. the country—including major solve their problems in a legitimate forum. Currently, problems are Both universities will place representatives on the executive com- deposits at Carleton University dealt with in a very adversarial manner." mittee which will manage the centre. As well, a different director will and the universities of Lethbridge While the name of WATSHOP is student oriented, the pro- be selected each year from the faculty of the two universities. Dr. and Toronto. gramme is available to all residents and landlords in the city. John Jaworsky of the University of Waterloo political science depart- There is only one PCB in- A city employee will be hired to coordinate the programme. This ment will be the director of the centre for the 1989-90 school year. cinerator in Canada: it is in Al- job will involve taking and acting upon complaints, setting up media- Meetings are already underway to decide upon the topic and the visit- berta and refuses shipments from tion arrangements where necessary, as well as spreading information ing professor for this year. outside the province. about the various city by-laws which affect tenants and landlords. Dr. George Urbaniak of WLU will be the director in the 1990-91 One of the scientists working Coupled with WATSHOP, there will be a commitment to better year. The centre will be run each year at the university of the director. on the project, associate biology by-law enforcement and an increased number of fire inspections. Besides research, the centre will host faculty seminars, offer professor Perry Anderson, said "I'm hoping that WATSHOP will, in time, be able to help reduce courses and promote publishing on the subject. At the end of each they may be able to remove PCBs the number of by-law infractions," said Archer, "but better housing is visiting professor's term, a conference will be held on that year's re- from electrical transformers a cooperative effort between landlords, tenants and the city. WAT- search. without destroying the equip- SHOP is not a panacea but merely a first step towards pro-active The grant, to be paid over a three-year period, was made available ment. He said the process, called change in the current situation." through the Department of National Defense's Military and Strategic photo-mineralization, can also The WATSHOP director will be hired before September, pending Studies Program. work with other hazardous passage of the proposal by Waterloo City Council. The Cord Weekly 4Thursday, February 9,1989 •NEWS' Thisbrought byHolocaust Canada youto News Analysis — Crop destruction as a offered military gear ranging By Michael Wood means of starving the popular from helicopters to artillery com- resistance into submission; puters.
Canadians have, it can safely — Herding those starved into be said, a rather smug attitude to submission into urban concentra- not only ap- US, Soviet tacit support the way in which we treat the rest tion camps. ®ituation we have of the world. These tactics have resulted in to make it worse. US and Soviet support, tacit Other countries may stage the deaths of an estimated Pe have consistently or otherwise, of Indonesia's ac- coups in Chile, train death squads 200,000 people (out of a pre- rffit East Timor's right tions in East Timor has a geo- in El Salvador, invade independence population germination and even political motivation (it should not Afghanistan or sell chemical applied, what of 700,000). RJeping the issue on the really be all that surprising that in weapons to Iraq but we are, of we have Relief workers, their dealings with the Third course, above such behaviour and in granted high Ims noble endeavor we World US and Soviet interests are consistently back only the "good Timorf yf ly restricted m?en joined by the USA, often quite similar). Canada's a conception is guys". Such un- access to Hast Sa, New Zealand, Japan motivation, however, is much fortunately quite false; our reac- Timor, des mny non-aligned nations, simpler — profits. Canada is In- tion to Indonesian genocide in con ■sf the EEC and the East donesia's third largest trading East Timor illustrates this. ditions Rations have avoided of- partner (ahead even of the US) After that provocative state- as gt Indonesia by abstaining and it is clear that in some minds ment many readers will be left rKhese votes. So much for this status is worth a few hundred wondering where East Timor is Wnunist Solidarity with the thousand lives. and what is it that Indonesia has rßsed peoples of the earth". done there. ■Janadian aid given Indonesian invasion Instead of just this diplomatic sup- writing a East Timor is part of an island Port of Indonesia in its quest to letter to the editor, some 650 km northwest of Aus- inake sure the world forgets East come up and get in- tralia. Until 1975 it was a Timor, we have helped in more volved. Portuguese colony. Its people are direct ways. Since die invasion, Here, every- historically, ethnically, religious- Canadian aid to Indonesia has one's opinion on any ly and linguistically separate from soared, making Indonesia the subject is important to people Indonesia. Not until is largest non-commonwealth the of precise- in East Timor's independence drew recipient of Canadian aid. us as a staff. Even if near did Indonesia make any ly that" disagreements arise, we 1986 External Affairs demands on its territory. Yet on He notes such tactics In will fight to the death December 7th, 1975 (the date is as: backed a trade mission to sell fitting) Indonesian forces, after — Direct Military Terror, Canadian-made arms to Far East- for anyone's right to months of border raids and other with the destruction of whole vil- ern countries — including In- speak their minds. forms of destabilization, launched lages and the massacre of their in- donesia. The ten companies par- an attack on East Timor. habitants; ticipating, which included Cana- Since then, access to the — Systematic torture, rape dian Marconi, Bell Aerospace country by outsiders has been and looting; Textron and Computing Devices, APPLICATIONS Pv K /I I for the position of K and DON \ | V improved I
TORONTO (CUP) -- About at the University of Guelph. Pre- formation campaigns. "I think (the information pro- Adam son said the OFS posters 2,500 shocking pink posters are cise statistics aren't available. "There's a need for increased grams) are useful for the don of a are important. "I think that's a making their way to Ontario uni- "There are very few women knowledge but I think the kind of (residence) floor. People in really good campaign. You have versities. who would go to the police to people that are susceptible to date leadership positions who would to get out there and do some kind Distributed by the Ontario report date rape," Edgecombe rape are not the kind of people go would be able to apply the of educational work and that's a Federation of Students (OFS), the said. "The responsibility for rape that think they're susceptible," knowledge. But I don't know if it good place to start." posters talk about date is usually placed on the woman. said Jancie Franklin, president of would really help those in ne|d." "You have to let women know rape—sexual assault committed In daterape it is even more so." a women's residence at the Uni- this is a problem and that they're by friends, acquaintances or versity of Toronto affiliated Vic- But University of Toronto not alone if it happens to them, dates. "It's a rarely talked about, toria College. sexual harassment officer Nancy and that help is available." "Last year, a study was done rarely heard of sexual assault that, in the U.S. which asked college statistically and through discus- students, 'Is it O.K. for men to sions with sexual harassment of- force themselves on women who ficers, seems to be emerging as a Sexism rears ugly held in Halifax flirt?' and one-third said yes," problem," said OFS researcher said Wendy Rinella, chair of the Duncan Ivison. HALIFAX (CUP) - Everyone pictured in the him. "We've been running a hectic schedule, and OFS women's issues committee. brochure is wearing a business suit and sitting at when the computer-generated design was put for- If a woman is pressured to "We chose the more obscure, desks. It features a man sitting front and centre. ward, we ok'ed it." have sex even though she doesn't the harder issue to promote simp- Women in the background are typing, or talking on want to; if a man threatens to ly because we thought that there the phone. Featured speakers at the conference are former break off a relationship if he wasn't anyone else doing it," said The pamphlet, designed by the Mount Saint politician Jean Chretien and ex-ambassador to the doesn't get sex; if a woman has Ivison. "It was important that stu- Vincent University business club, is called Leader- United Nations Stephen Lewis, along with two sex because she feels dents talk about this because stu- ship: Skills and Traits for the 19905. It promotes an male business executives and a rear-admiral of the * threatened—that's date rape. dents most often find themselves upcoming conference, vCjjj "v armed forces. Up to 70 per cent of univer- in situations which could be And university president Naomi Hersom said Said Carroll: "We approached three female sity women have experienced this similar to a date rape type of the brochure portrays women as passive and men as speakers...they referred us to other male speakers." form of sexual assault, estimates situation because of the level of leaders. The Mount bills itself as Canada's only Kathryn Edgecombe, coordinator sexual activity on campus." Business society head Paul Carroll said the neg- women's university: over 80 per cent of its students for the Women's Resource Centre But some doubt date rape in- ative implications of the brochure did not occur to are female.
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By Sean Stokholm and thus free trade, as an example what he labelled "collective capi- Speaking talism", a form where the general of how "the interest of corpora- ENVIRONMENTALLYBy Ian C. Morton Canada's welfare system is tions are now explicitly en- welfare is protected without sti- more a political tool to oppress couraged". "Canada has been fling competition and industry. examples, At this very moment, plans are underway to include the most the elderly, poor and otherwise made safe for sleaziness," he said These said toxic substance known to humankind on the next two space shuttle disadvantaged than it is an instru- of the deal. Woodsworth, force us to ask flights. ment of social justice. The great disparity between "what is the essential nature of Despite the horrendous explosion of the Challenger, and continu- That was the message of the rich and poor today in En- capitalism?" ing problems with rocket propulsion systems, scientists at the Nation- David Woodsworth, a professor gland mirrors what Woodsworth al Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) will include emeritus at McGill University envisions the Canadian future to Woodsworth also considered plutonium as part of the space shuttle's cargo. If something minutely who lectured on "Welfare as hold. He believes that welfare has his own career as a social worker goes wrong and the shuttle explodes, enough plutonium will be viewed by its recipients" on Feb. become a means of deliberately within the system that he now released tokill every woman, man and child on this planet. 2 in room 2C2 of the Arts build- rendering the lower classes de- criticizes so harshly. He now not out- "Theoretically, one pound of plutonium, uniformly distributed — a ing. pendent. People will not be rebel- regrets that he did work
few millionths of a gram ending up in each persons' lungs ~ has the A leading figure in social lious, he said, if they "feel a side of the system. potential to give everyone on the planet a fatal case of lung cancer. work education, Woodsworth has certain amount of social justice The 1989 space probe, Project Galileo, is to contain 49.25 pounds of previously worked with the Cana- has been satisfied." During the final—and most plutonium dioxide, most of that plutonium-238, its most radioactive dian Welfare Council and in the emotional—minutes of his Woodsworth's was not attack- isotope. The 1990 space probe, Project Ulysses, is to contain 24.2 area of child welfare. speech, Woodsworth said "I ing all forms of capitalism. In- pounds of plutonium dioxide, also mostly plutonium-238." ~ Karl While Canadians tend to be- regret that spent most of my life stead, he condemned the Amer- I Grossman, The Nation lieve that the welfare system as a social worker thinking...that I ican variety of capitalism which In its defence, NASA points out that the plutonium will be en- results from benevolence and could somehow overcome this cased in iridium, a strong alloy which would be able to withstand an desire to distribute wealth more is based on the doctrine "I come (the inadequacies of the system) explosive force of 2000 pounds per square inch (p.s.i.). However, the evenly, Woodsworth is of the first, the hell with everyone else!" from within the system. You author of the above-quoted article points out that the highly volatile opinion that we have been "led can't win by playing by their fuel used in the shuttles could generate a detonation closer to 20,000 down the garden path" by corpo- There are alternatives to the rules." p.s.i. This would produce a force strong enough to release the deadly rations who use the system for American form of capitalism, plutonium into the atmosphere. their own ends. which Woodsworth has explored "You have to be some sort of The author of the article continues, pointing out that the hazard is Woodsworth cited the recent in countries such as Japan and revolutionary," concluded hardly eliminated even if the shuttle and its payload make it into or- of victory of "Ronald Mulroney", Sweden. These countries practice Woodsworth. bit. Due to the problems associated with the liquid fuel rocket, solid fuel has been substituted in the probe's propulsion system. This will result in a slight power loss, which will necessitate a "slingshot ef- Waterloo walking an adventure fect" to propel the probe into its pre-destined orbit. During the probe's use of the Earth's gravitational force, it will News Analysis Mayor Brian Turnbull, when asked if the exist- come 277 miles from the planet's surface, potentially a large and By Nick Norway ing procedure works, said that there are "certainly destructive bomb. Although NASA's projected estimates dismiss this lots of places where the snow isn't shovelled". We argument as improbable, they also assumed that a shuttle explosion Yes, Waterloo does require you to clear off the can't pretend it works 100 per cent," Turnbull was unlikely until it occurred. sidewalks in front of your house. Those of us who stated. This scheme by NASA was to be implemented without public have spent much of the past three months slip- According to Turnbull—who himself was once knowledge until Karl Grossman uncovered this story. It makes you sliding away may find that hard to believe, but it's sent a warning letter for failing to clear his wonder what other potentially destructive situations are occurring at true. walks—the problem of enforcement lies in deciding this very moment and being covered up. Furthermore, why do so few Waterloo does not have an active sidewalk what is an acceptable level of tolerance. He have the right to control the destiny of so many with such a clearing program like Toronto's "Be Nice, Clear believes that if every such by-law were enforced dangerous plan? Your Ice" campaign. However, there is a by-law re- strictly, it "would be tough on a lot of people". Such * LOVE THE LAND * quiring the registered owner of a house to clear his tough enforcement could result in an attack on a sidewalks within twenty-four hours of a snow-fall. problem that does not even matter to most people, But what happens when the walks are not he reasoned. :leared? The past months have demonstrated that SUB elevator referendum jntire blocks can be left unshovelled. This is One of the City's priorities for 1989, continued iangerous enough for the nimble, able-bodied Tumbull, is "to get firmer on by-law enforcement". coming next Thursday walkers of the city, let alone older or handicapped Turnbull said the city would "edge into that and see By Freddy Finland people. how it goes" and stressed that the city would have The by-law is enforced by citizen complaint to "take it fairly delicately". Students at WLU will be voting on a $300,000 referendum to Rather than searching out unshovelled walks, the One idea that has been presented by Waterloo to build an elevator in the Student Union Building onFebruary 16. city acts upon complaints by private citizens. There the University of Waterloo Federation of Students The BOD approved an information campaign about the elevator aren't any "Sidewalk Police" zooming along is to use student volunteers to clear the sidewalks question at its last meeting on Sunday. The information campaign through the streets of our fair city on patrol, and for elderly residents who are unable to do so them- was organized because no one came forward to run a "NO" campaign blowing away home owners who haven't shovelled selves. against the elevator. Doug Earle was nominated to run the "Yes" side their side walks. At least not yet. Turnbull said the plan is to be presented to and has agreed to run the information campaign. The city will initially warn offenders, giving Karen Bird of WLUSU in the near-future. The The Elevator Fund Question asks every full-time student to con- them a few days to clean up their walks (unless a benefits of the scheme would be twofold. The tribute $7.50 per term starting in September 1990 until September they have a valid reason, like the elderly do). If the sidewalks would be safer for all and students would 1993. The contibution will be fully refundable for students who do warning is ignored, a $28 fine could result. gain a more positive image in the community, not wish to participate. Does the enforcement system work? Vic which Turnbull believes they deserve. If the Elevator Fund is approved on the 16th, the elevator will be Hiebert, of the city's engineering department, calls But in the meantime, snitching on your neigh- constructed over this summer and be ready for operation in Septem- the program "a measured success" but does not bour will be the only way to make walking safe in ber 1989. deny a need for improvement. Waterloo.
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Recycling: It's our choice The next Leonard Nimoy documentary could be called In Search of Recycling Boxes on the Laurier Campus. But try as he might, the estimable Mr. Spock wouldn't find a single one dotting the ugly-building infested landscape of WLU. The fact of the matter is that we have never had recycling bins on our campus. We haven't had the spiffy blue boxes the City of Waterloo supplies solely to houses. We haven't had the giant recycling bins which were tailor-made to serve places like the Torque Room, the Dining Hall, and the residences. We are out of touch on the matter ofrecycling. Laurier is living in a 1950s dreamland, where threats like a hole in the ozone layer the size of the USA, or the end of the Amazon rain forests, seemed like science fiction. Then, they were. Now they're science fact. It's time the stu- dents, staff and administration of WLU did something to help save the planet, instead of just sitting around waiting for Thurs- day night, or watching the Leafs lose another game. It's the job of every individual to stop the night. It's the ob- ligation of every organization to turn the world. Students have tried, and they've fought the good fight in many cases. But again and again, they run into the unwilling- ness of authorities (read: the university administration and the local politicians we recently elected to respond to the needs of the community) to meet with concerned students to try to work out a feasible plan to control the horrifying amount of waste generated on campus. As early as last summer, a proposal was drawn up by two Laurier students outlining the serious problem of waste. The concerned students offered suggestions as to what the student body and administration could do to encourage awareness of non-biodegradable products and recycling on campus. This proposal was never adopted, nor was it even consider- ed seriously. Apparently the students involved had not talked to the appropriate authorities (once again, those lovely local politicians who pledged to do everything for us if we'd vote for them). How soon they forget. Meanwhile, members of the Laurier Environmentalists were The value of a university degree running into the same co-operation problem when they at- tempted to have styrofoam containers banned or at least limited Do you actually learn anything at in the Torque Room (let alone the Dining Hall). university? COMMENT I graduated last semester and find myself with GUEST The staff felt that of cleaning a shock measure displaying all all kinds of time on my hands to think and write BY the styrofoam cups used in the Torque Room in one day in the about such often asked, never answered topics. Ac- TODD BIRD Concourse would cause too much mess to ever be cleaned up, tually my roommates and I had an extensive discus- the cafeteria staff insisted they knew nothing about sion on this very topic last year. Many very good made. This is justone bad example, but if you think chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs), and styrofoam-producing com- points were brought up, some well-researched, about it, anything you do from day to day requires panies reiterated the fact that most styrofoam would contain others only conceivable after a case of brown-ales you to make a rational decision. From talcing out virtually no CFCs by the year 1991. had been consumed. the garbage to taking over a company, you must think through logical and efficient man- Recycling and concern about non-biodegradable waste When the discussion began we had justreturned things in a ner. should not be a controversial subject. How can anyone argue from a party. Most of us were feeling intellectually superior due to the fact that we had You may say, "Going to university for three or against saving our own lives and the life of the planet itself? survived anoth- er night of drunken shock. four years just to be able to think logically is a Even George Bush says that he believes it is a problem. The general consensus was that we had only waste of the best years of my life." It's not. You The real problem is the people who are waiting for a solu- learned enough in university to enable us to talk learn a lot of things Mom and Dad just can't teach tion drop into their to laps. Or worse, just don't give a damn. about this topic in the first place. Some believed we you. You learn to think for yourself, you become We cannot afford to tolerate these attitudes any longer. Solu- had learned quite a lot, but about the wrong sub- more disciplined, and you learn how to pace your- tions would be easy if only everyone would stop shirking indi- jects. I think, on the other hand, that we learn more self, cut corners and meet last minute deadlines. vidual responsibility to the next person and start doing from university than we actually care or are able to So whether you retain any subject matter at all whatever they could. We are part of a living planet, not apart recall at this present time. is partially immaterial. If you do then it's just an from it. How often do you hear from math students, added bonus. Last year's Student Union promised action on the introduc- "When will I ever have to find the integral of an Also, take a look at how many people you meet tion ofrecycling, and it is clear that we are no further ahead equation during my working career?" You probably throughout your university career. You make and, than we were six months ago. This is an issue that has to be ad- never will have to. But, before you rush out to drop friends that have the same career targets as you dressed, and with any luck our newest batch of WLUSU candi- those courses which seem to be useless, read on. therefore, make a large number of job contacts. All those lists you have to remember, and the cases Socializing with your classmates and making dates will keep this in mind as the 1989 elections approach - and essays you have to write, will not go to waste. presentations in front of them can only help you in keep it in mind and perhaps take stronger, more effective steps Although the topics may be irrelevant to your the long run. towards the completion of this perennial project. career goal, you are learning something else So while you're slaving away on midterms and without probably even realizing it. You are learning essays, remember that post secondary education has Editorial opinions are approved by The Cord Weekly on behalf of Cord staff and are to think things through in a logical manner. many more short and long run benefits. It's more independent of the University, the Students' Union and the Student Publications Board Logic is essential in the real world. You're not than just the youregister and of Directors. course titles that in going to make a pot of coffee if there's already one the alcohol you consume. EDITORIAL BOARD
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The Cord Weekly 9 Thursday, February 9,1989 It doesn't seem so stupid after all Over the past several months, my hair has started to fall out. I've developed black rings under GUEST COMMENT my eyes and all the weight Oprah Winfrey lost has BY Question suddenly turned up and invited itself into my body. JOHN OBERHOLTZER Yes, I'm worriedabout what I'm going to do after graduating, and while the deterioration of my ap- "Oh, it was a typical weekend for me. I sat at pearance may put me in line for a job as Raymond home, alone in my room, waiting for the new Tif- Burr's double on those new Perry Mason movies, I fany video to come on. If there's nothing else Paul, of the Week don't think the benefit package is very good. we've got a big show, so I'd like to get right to our In a column published a few weeks ago I con- Top Ten list. This is from the new home office in By Vicki Williams and Liza Sardi cluded that the only occupation I was uniquely Oklahoma City and tonight's category is 'Top Ten qualified for was taxi driver. I have recently come New York Islander Player excuses'. The Islanders to a new decision—l should be a writer for "Late are currently last in the NHL standings. OK, here If you were going to give something up for Lent, what would it be? Night With David Letterman". Following is a con- we go. Number Ten, evil Ranger broadcasters put a densed version of the show, and I strongly urge curse on us. Nine, organ melodies played during anyone who likes it to write to the show and commercial time-outs are strangely hypnotic. Eight, demand that I am hired. If anyone can come up we were using wrong end of stick. Seven, we with something better, which most of you could weren't using sticks. Six, ghost of Elvis haunts probably do, feel free to recommend yourselves. dressing room. Five, rival players short-sheeted our Live from New York, the breeding ground for beds. Four, disappointed at loss of Elizabeth Man- over half of the laboratory rats used in this country, ley to the Ice Capades. Three, still angry over Midterms it's Late Night with David Letterman. Gorby Gridlock. Two, Mike Bossy retired, took Tonight—Jay Leno, Terri Garr and K-Mar, the dis- lucky pucks. And the number One New York Is- Lisa Fortin count magician. Also, Paul Shaffer and the world's lander player excuse, it's our way of protesting the 2nd Year—Sociology most dangerous band. Now, here's the man whose dismissal of Joe Garagiola." use of steroids in the 1988 Summer Olympics dis- "And next on Dave's comedy shack, we've got graced an entire nation—Daa-vid Letterman. a little TV quiz for ya. OK, let's get this over with." "Thank you and welcome to the show. My In the final season of "Family Ties" name's Dave Letterman and I'll be your host for the a) Alex and Lauren will get married next 60 minutes or until some gun wielding maniac b) Mallory will graduate from college decides to put the country out of its misery. Eh Eh. c) Little Andy will be arrested for trying to shoot Well, what'a we got here? President Bush is Ted Kennedy. making his first trip out of state this weekend. He's Geraldo, Oprah and are going to Canada—up to your native land, Paul." Donahue Homework "You got it, Babe." a) booking big name guests for the upcoming ratings "Don't call me 'babe'! Ahh-where was I? Oh, period Rohan Joseph yeah, Mr. Bush is going up to Canada and this is b) producing too many sensationalistic shows 4th Year—Honours Biz the first foreign trip in three years for him which c) not quite as respected as the Three Stooges. will not be a funeral. And just to make his guest feel more comfortable, Brian Mulroney is having In an effort to produce more Canadian shows, his youngest son put to death." the CBC has "It's the first week ofFebruary and already Dan a) hired Norman Jewison as a creative consultant Quayle has played a much larger role in White b) restricted the number of American programs on House activities than anyone could have expected. the network After the big snowstorm, Quayle put in a full 12- c) resurrected the former hit show "The Trouble hour day with his Toro snow thrower." with Tracey". "And finally, Ted Turner is now branching out Finally, you may be wondering what the point with this colourization process. Apparently in a of all this is, but there is not point, and this is Let- Sweets couple of weeks we will again be able to enjoy terman's point (For a more comprehensive explana- Keith Richards in living colour. And now say hello tion of this confusing statement, consult page 183 Kay Kaibel to my good friend Paul Shaffer." of the Official Baseball Rules Book). When he Coffee Lady "Thanks. Thanks, Dave." makes fun of a celebrity or wastes time chatting "How was your weekend, Paul?" with Shaffer, he is underlining the point that "Great Weekend, Dave. Just stayed in town and celebrities and television are taken much too swung with some hip cats." seriously by the public, and most TV programs are "Hip cats, huh? Went out and got some ex- a waste of time. So next time Dave jumps into a presso, did'ya?" giant bowl of Rice Krispies, remember that com- "Ha! No, we just cruised the scene. How was pared to the Y&R, it doesn't seem so stupid after your weekend?" all. New WLU crest: just a cheap copy Girls over 18 years old. Editor, The Cord: Jordan Lay 3rd Year—Political Science I cannot help but comment on Style triumphs two items in your February 2 is- LETTERS sue. TO over substance THE NEW CREST: It looks THE EDITOR like a cheap copy of other univer- Editor, The Cord: sity crests. What is wrong with having a unique one? Do we have I am writing to express my to be such conformists that we or 4 times, without any results, dismay re: last week's front page. have to copy others in everything which tells you how seriously Perhaps if I felt that it were we do? I wonder why Art these stickers are adhered to. The deserved I could be a little more Sex. Stephens is so eager to change the most ignorant and arrogant illegal gracious. In my opinion, Ernie design and all but do away with parkers are cars with white and Finkelstein's picture should have Bob Hall the Luther Rose. Is he ashamed of gold stickers on them. Mike graced page; the first he blew 2nd Year—Prop halactic the roots and history of the uni- Belanger said that security has an everyone else off the stage. versity, maybe? "erratic policy of towing" (Cord, Cocky Chuck, on the other hand, THE PARKING ISSUE: I am Feb. 2, pg. 3). Talk about un- had been together for about a one of the lucky ones from derstatement! I wonder if they week and it showed—we sucked. residence who got a red sticker have one at all! I have made com- But the most disheartening for a 24 hr. parking spot. I use my plaints to security, but once I was part is the amount of attention car daily to commute to a place- told it was too close to 10 p.m. to people pay to the lead singer of a ment but I do come back for bother with towing. IF THE RED band (any band). There were lunch, supper, and sometimes in SPACES ARE SUPPOSED TO three other guys on stage with the early evenings. I BE RESERVED 24 HRS, WHY me, if anyone to This means bothered notice. Servicemen have to find a spot somewhere DOES SECURITY NOT DO People I don't even else and then go out to move THEIR JOB AND KEEP THE know—people later who wouldn't Marilyn my car. To help us deter illegal LOT CLEAR? When I bought the give me the fucking time of day Biz Dip parking, we were given the en- parking sticker, I thought I paid otherwise—became my best closed sticker which we are to put for a parking spot - not a hunting friends during my fifteen minutes on cars to scare them away. I license. (or should I say seconds?) of have on more than one occasion continued on page 11 put this sticker on the same car 3 J. Krister Ulmanis The Cord Weekly 10 Thursday, February 9,1989
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did. Well, I was wrong. Style tri- been a comparable picture of more than the readers wish to see. man of good manners, he is umphs over substance every time. Ernie Finkelstein we would Imagine that! called a wimp. If a women continued from page 9 have used it. chooses to stay home to care for P.S. On a more positive note, I Marc Leßlanc her family rather than to pursue a fame. If people act like would like to thank everyone Doug Batson career of her own, she is labelled sycophants around a dickhead in- volved with Talent Night. You Paul King "odd", "strange" and not belong- me, imagine the response a Cameron, wake up! like did a superb job. ing to the permissive "me" gener- with real talent evokes. person I Editor, The Cord: ation. The Bible says a man is to music because I started playing Mike Shirley Editor's note: For your in- be head of his household, to love be cool or get loved it—not to This is in response to the formation the EIC has NOTH- and respect his wife, to apply dis- chicks (and Lord knows it hasn't Editor's note: The best picture ridiculous statements presented ING to do with layout of the cipline to his children with a firm happened). I naively assumed that of the week is used on the front by Robert Cameron in his letter to various sections. That task is but kindly hand, not harsh or people felt the same way I other cover of the paper. If there had the editor in last week's Cord. handled by the section editor cruel, so as not to alienate them. In his letter he stated that no and the production manager. The woman is to love and respect one cares about WLUSU and that Coverage is also determined by her husband, to rear her children OF Tamiae should replace WLUSU the section editor. to be kind, caring and respectful OPPORTUNITY A LIFETIME and The Cord as representatives persons. Too few little children Well established international company of business students on campus. today can run to their mothers to seeks serious business minded individuals Let's ask someone that was Talent judges have their hurts kissed away. here during Frosh Week, has ever They are much more likely to be to attain coordinator positions (full or part-time) had a good time in the Turret, or say you suck confronted by a stranger and to be REQUIREMENTS has shot a few games of pool in told not to be a "cry-baby". The the Games Room if they care damage this can cause to a small work & Editor, The Cord: -willingness to learn about WLUSU. Is your precious child's personality is incalculable. -burning desire to be successful Tamiae, which narrowly escaped To lan Graham: Thousands of young people have HIGH COMMISSIONS being disbanded and can't even I am writing this letter in never known a sense of security organize a decent road trip, going defence of your comments made or belonging. This is the pattern GENEROUS BONUSES to look after all these services? in reference to the talent night they carry into their adult lives. CAR ALLOWANCE Get a grip on yourself, audition judges and the Winter They give no quarter and receive Robert. It is attitudes like yours none, in the crime- training to earn your success Carnival Committee. resulting that continue to widen the gap be- Your letter was directed ridden, violent world in which we earn $7000+ per month tween the faculties on campus towards our judgment that Band live today. and only serve to make things #1, of which you are the vocalist, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF worse. So why don't you go back was not chosen to perform and An increasing number of to your Accounting textbook, Band #2, of which you are an in- women have become heads of THE MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR stuff your elitist ideas in the strumentalist, was chosen to per- governments, colleges, large cor- empty space between your ears, form. porations, banks, etc. They have INDUSTRY TODAY! and wake up to what being at uni- Allow us to explain exactly become TV anchor persons, versity is all about. what happened in the judging of judges, lawyers, and are found in the pulpit. Even 1 hour company briefing these bands. Band #2 had good military and po- Aidan Tracey vocals, included a saxophone lice forces are not immune from Monday Feb. 13, 1989 Business Director, WLUSU (very spicy!) which hadn't been this invasion. Before this ons- U of W Campus Centre RM 110 seen so far in the auditions, and laught, men are increasingly an original Creativity is one Call Peter for more info- song. being relegated to lower posi- Power abuse? of the judging categories. The tions; some even don aprons and (4l6) 754-7125 judges enjoyed this band. How- Editor, The Cord: are called "house husbands", ever, Band #1 did three cover while the wife becomes the songs, of which you were the lead Imagine our surprise when we bread-winner! The old saying that vocalist. The music was great, opened last week's edition of the "behind every successful man is a and obviously you had put work woman" no longer applies. Cord anticipating a tribute to into this. However, the vocals Tom Cochrane and Red Rider, were terrible, and not one of the the biggest act to reach Waterloo We cannot all be rich—the Bible six judges fought on your behalf this school year, within its pages. says the poor will always be with to be chosen to perform. Trust Imagine our disdain to dis- us~but with all the relief agencies me, the talent night audience is a cover that the great review, plus and social programs in our west- lot harder on acts than we would one measly picture, did not ern world, no one needs to go be. hungry or be without shelter. receive the attention it deserved When you questioned this de- But There's always something and, instead, resided in the bot- we consider ourselves deprived if cision the following day, we did tom corner of The Scene's page we do not have our color TV, mi- say it "wasn't appropriate" only cookingat Casey's 3, beneath a laudatory article on crowave ovens, automatic dis- : because we didn't feel we had the y Jack Dekeyzer. hwashers, etc., etc. /<- right to criticize your per- Do not take us as mere formance. So excuse us for being fanatics merely pissed off that In a TV interview, a promi- vague in our reasoning, but you one of our favourite bands nent member of Women's Lib. was wouldn't have wanted to hear not given the proverbial "red car- told how she had taken into her what had to say. Now you've pet treatment"; not loyalty we home a single parent with a small it is heard it. alone which dictates our dis- child. She said that the joy she As audition judges we had gruntled feelings. Whether you received when arriving home to three things to consider. First and enjoy their music or not, it is be welcomed by this small child foremost we want real talent. Sec- plain to see that Red Rider made her wonder if Women's ond, we need a variety of acts as deserve more attention than the Lib. was as attractive as she had we are responsible for relatively unknown Dekeyzer. entertain- once thought. In another inter- ing a large group of people. (?/ So who do we blame? We view, the mother of another noted / Third, we want everyone to do r£-; ' * prefer to vent our on the advocate of Women's Lib. f anger il- their best—and have fun. lustrious Cori Cusak, better wondered if her daughter, as she We were completely justified Cord Editor-in-Chief grew older, would receive the known as in our decision, and the fact that Cori Ferguson. Were it for comfort and understanding she not you pulled the band that was su- needed from a cold typewriter! her Jack DeKeyzer article, the chosen shows that you are just a As the number of abortions perior story would have at least poor sport. Grow up—then in- received more notice sitting atop brighten up! crease and the Women's Libera- the page. Could it be that our EIC tion movement grows-wouldn't is abusing her power to ensure Angela Baker this suggest that the western that her articles receive more Carolyn Wholley world will ultimately be faced space and priority? Could this Sharon Hammers with a serious problem of under- also be the reason why we are population? deluged with pieces on Paul North, It would appear that 183 Weber St. James, the Razorbacks, Colin Women's Lib made laws not James et al, coincidentally rank- man/woman are Waterloo, Ontario N2J 3H3 working. ing among Ferguson's favourite Lawlessness and dis- respect are classic of bands, week after week? is not for me! examples what is meant. Isn't it time that It would be nice to read a stu- (519) 886-9050 Editor, The Cord: we our world to dent paper which is unbiased and turned back its proper order-the one that aimed at the desires of the stu- our It would appear that the world begin- dents. All articles should receive maker ordained from the has completely reversed itself: ning billing deserve, we of time.? the they and What once was called good is should not be forced to O.D. on now called bad, and bad is now stories that the staff wish to write called good. If a man is a gentle- Gladys E. Barrett The Cord Weekly 12Thursday, February 9,1989
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BUD: The man with all BRYAN: Are you ready CATHY: Hey guess who DR. A. Licentious Read: GILL & Sharon: Having JANET S: Your smile out LUSSTY! T.I.T.S! The MARSHALL Manor: May the moves, but can't play for a real woman yet? is sending you this special missed you at the last friends like you reassures of water has made my day one day he can walk those of us with Boston, love your love Happy Valentine's Day - Valentine's greeting, yup meeting of minds and me that there are still lately. From a bes- around with his big, red, Valentines, hold on to handles and I love you Wendle. 112 your ever friendly room- spirits. John, Dave, Ra- people who believe in pectacled admirer. heart on! Don't worry, them. For those of us quel, € too! Be my Valentine. BARBIE Q: You're the mate. Here's to vacations Nanette. P.S. What honesty. I appreciate all JANET: I've been you'll be married soon! without, we've still got si Suki. s jih Texas!! about S.H.M. in 102? Nancy's Love qtest! you are. Love Ray. 31 cheated, mistreated, put 1 Third! Wurst each other. BOBBY: Here's to being CAROLYN H: Happy DIANE: you polka'd your Lovers University Prez! ALL STUDENTS AT 808 H: Thanks for -last EVE: Getting ready for IROQUOIS Man: I down and pushed around. LLAMA: Thanx for all the MY Charming Prince: close friends with innova- Anniversary and thanks way into my life, but don't WLU: Time has come for night, your stamina is your grand performance. wouldn't want to wake up When will I-I be loved? smiles. PS Your turn to Here's to sweat-drenched If you bring for an amazing year. let monopoly come be- a non-violent revolution. tive minds. awesome. The Vixen. Should be stimulating. If next to anyone else. Love J.K.: Happy Valentine's tape. Love nights hot oil treatments to tween us. Love you al- change the ripped the shampoo. I'll wear the Here's Florida! Love, only I were Adam. from "Blocked deep love. Love, your Don't be off. ways, Willy. Off and Day. (Bet you thought you Will. and socks. Happy valentine's Moose. Roll Over." fantasy. Happy Valentine's! The ENIDAN: Uoy era eht wouldn't get one.) From LORRAINE: Meet me, Day. Luv Alisha. CYNTHIA: Yes, I've got DR Z: I hope this is . Captain. dnSitfLfig ni eht boy, boy, boy and girl. down by the schoolyard MC & CG: You're too BARB: The nominative your hair thing and I'm enough to get yog ANDREW G: I hope you e|ohw HAPPY Valentine's Day JIMDEAR: To my most after class and we'll russlel CUTE for words. Happy singular pronoun/a holding it ransom until picking ! have a great Valentine's € dna sdmwrof! I elol uoifc, Suzanne C! Congratula- favourite guy with the hot up some grassnoppers- Valentine's. Schmoo. profoundly tender pas- you say yes to dinner. style. | \ SMEOW:AH.V.D. baify. We Day. You're a great tions getting into U of T. whiskers and the most in- Julio. PS Be my MIKEY: your love is the sionate affection for a per- Ooh-Wawa! DANIEL ' gOtta roadtrip it to T.0.. friend. Christine. EDNA: Let / blue (!) Valentine? Love ALF, sweetest I've ever enjoyed son of the opposite CARRIE: does Len know Arden, perhaps? Donnie sex/the Valjgfltine's Day. And re- buns when we have our eyes!x&parling\ PONCHO, Michael, and I can't imagine my AUNTY Jem: Happy pronoun of the second per- you scored 3.5 on the Pas- are a again? Whoever it is, I'll fun on Valentine's ) Hutchens, and Dan. life without you. Be my Valentine's Day. Love son singular, xoxo Rob. sion Scale? Or 2.75 as a Luv Steph. = jdhfllL: we're going have fun cause you're so (and everyday). Love, \< LAURA: May all phone one and only. I love you, Your Favouite Roomie! game player. Contact us wUh?you]' looking to taketrffyour silly you make me laugh. BLONDIE: By being my Eugene and the Love Ma- shirt..then Dopey. & calls be for you. xo Happy pal, groupie-woman ANNIE: Happy date at the Helicon, you for fellow players. Dave John: Happy chine. Yer John. Valentine's. "Man". MIRANDA: M~y Valentine's Day. I miss really took a chance, but I / to the ouKwlfetn Dear MARNEY, thanks 3D "Viifefttine's Day ERIN: You're wonderful, / great Valentine's "Day. % LESLIE L: Happy favourite/the best dance you! Love your other half. dare say I'm a better CORI: Any bands coming JLatjrel and Hardy of cute and sexy. Is it any Kob>re im the darkroom haveS,^^oys to bejmy for all your love and un- Love ya, John, y I Valentine's Day, Love the partner of all time. Lets do of Following: Valentine, than a partner for Valentine's Day? DEAR Sparks: and Computing. wonder? I want you to alone, you you. lovejyou derstanding, your sense of ALL the ifC be C-17's. Mike "the Sleuth". the Big Bop again this Nerf, Pseudo-"P", with which to dance. Love Maybe you'll get a dozen Roses are red, & Carrie. Valentine? Love, HOW DIET Hap#y humour and patience, your Tffine my Pete. -Dave. Your Florida Escort. roses! (Just kidding) ( Valentine's day! LR- Take a chance!! intelligence and creativity weekend. Sukhster, Rubster, Dollar, Violets are devine, DEAR TR: Can I crawl in and Butter- (Jusjmn-j ESKIMOES - Yulie, Yill, Sally, and the BRY: Roses are red, Happy Valentine's Day! V-Day's here, jlose T-shftKwith you? I other excuse to There's nothing wrong & of course - your ter- MOM & Dad: How about flies! Loads and Loads of this rich bitch. Can I body. wedding? rest of the Harem call my violets are blue, after two D. Will you please be mine? you! with rific It's wonderful an Australian Ui#m Mr fk (and during reading "nice-eyed" secretary (at Foga) and long years, I still love you! CORI & KAT: H.V.D. U Lusting over you. HEY NJ: to prove it having you here for Dad, get 12 _ keep xo Darling Acgording rea|ujg3 week? -CM. Day! ushers! Luv, your 12 book me for your ultimate Happy Anniversary!! 2 R GUD BUDS. DAMON - you anb hot!" "Man", it really Valentine's Love Love Your One-and-Only D.!!D...|Sorry for LISE, Lisa & NEVILLE xxxooo. daughters. PS We want pleasures. PS 8.Y.0. WENDLE. Signed several / matter. Happy "V" Day. Sandy: ' secnafiTacP" Day and . |/alentinefs |he hruieS but hey, how lots of brothers and sisters. Fuga!! Riyaz. Love Muffin. CORI F: When can I meet mirers Happy Valentine's Day. M. WILLIAMS: I wonder :^i Jve many more kbputray scars! !u Happy & Jill: Happy BURGER, Blondie & the you? simply Sklji Be good on reading week, who is sending you this MIKE G: I know that I am ALFALFA: you fink! You You fascinate DALBELLO GROUfref •together. |,ove, Keith. / v e HAPPY Groundhog Day- Oops, I Shorj One: Roses are Red, YJ /ya%GWun e' s. Lo (if you can't be good, be Valentine's message? out of control but I just promised you'd stay away me. H.V.D. -JUDD. Thanx for being my. pal," Valenti^^D^y mean %alentine's Day. NinjaV are Black, Keep DEER Eye kneadt b-b-b-bad!) Here's to next had to say Happy from Darla and not fall for CARRIE: Here's to the 31 you groundhog you. Gulsjee: and see us for pizla anyj MR. GAIN to the Presi- doors locked, Cause U| & U year! Love Steph xoxoxo. Valentine's Day. Amy. this Valentine's stuff. your drinks at Alfie's. I knew Here's to late Sunday meTscTgtady HALIIIFWorm -Norm. I time dent's couch please! we'll be back. The NBP. that USwaijt me, & | KRIS Tn Happy Fink! Love, the rest of the you could do it! Happy night phone calls and Gate 2jfoo my mom that you fol- ~puf"r LAURA: I ask you to be want Fxftttf- Valentine's Day. xoxo MOI: Fed hall and He-Man Woman Hater's BUNS, Buns, Friday nights at U. Love, ffucT | hi, PSj my Valentine Bunsmaster. Valentine's Day. Love the Water- lowed me home and she jfsychiatristj/are RobM. with this Chinese food aren't the Club. - note by Mr. Bubbles is now Mar. loo Inn may neither Imp- DE AR (J)Utta-Utah: 112 says that I can keep you. I 112 jKl,pdcho - We'll decorate you why not come over your car! 15 HILL CREW (Wic, ye I'm/ke^>in^pu.j-ove, is needed when souls red, LUV MIKEY. A pSd it here! to drown k Happy Valentine's Day. it again soon. Your Future thing that ever happened The Nun CHRIS: Roses are old Fart, & Twit): Happy speak the same. -C- and find out. Happy chocolate milk! Love R.G. Roommate. to me. Happy V-Day. BABY FUZZ- what violets are blue. With fond DEAR B.E.T. (Tha.T- Sweetie's Day! Miss you- row's in "X Valentine's Day. xo do ./Day miss KIM, Krista, and Sarah. 112 Forever yours, Love memories of winter bowl- OKSTER): Life DEAR Thank#-for & LISA: Thaiacs for being Happy Sharon xo. you look like just wearing hugs kisses xoxo- watch HAPPY jj&y you. Love, MAYBUDDY: ing, I recall when I met is hard to imagine.JMRxxt losing him afidJdting me Jen. Happy Valentine's Day to such a roomie, Grumpy. your slippers? Why did you them smooches Big Wig- Duffy & Hgaany great birthday! Once you're fin- ABDUL: Great happiness you read the my favourite brats of all you. Happy Valentine's Never forget hovrmuch I into your & Keri. JENN: Have you've made school ajot ished with exams, let's see No charlie your contact India. you sell your van. From ger Twit! Luv, dfdurcs atWt giant Pigs NINA: more from in Day! Love, Carol. care. Happy Valentine's never regret i billboard about Dave and time! Love Ya! more enjoyable. if we can our paths M&M. Gegoire: Happy \ Luv, make horses- K? Love you, Pur- We miss you dearly in the Day. Love FOR Our you yet? Better hurry or KRD: Happy Valentine's Eyed CAROL R: two weeks is yE. \ X PS When always, Lori. cross again. (Shooters or ple M. homeland. BLUE Bob: How do V-Day from the six nekejUK sister get 1[ \ ?! your will him Day to my one and only tea?) -Sandra too long you. But DAVEY: would give at \ ga sweaters! & D. you like your rabbit, me- without DEAR Women around dome our & LISA, Steph Lise: NANETTE: Are you to- we first John Dave. snuggly, cuddly little Ted dium or well? From your the summer soon comes. I least TFN for the time edible? Congratulations \ \ Happy Valentine's Day MELBA Toast: Looking gether yet? Why don't we welove , to HAPPY Valentine's Day JO ANNE: Thanks for E Bear, Luv your hug- Fatal Attraction. love you, Dave. spent together. for that and for getting my future roomies. I'll forward '89-'9O. Things all get together to get hot Bunny / Vivienne W! Hope you keeping my inflated ego in gable little Pooky. xo. H: I've never used R: Happy belated through this week. I'll use count on you to keep me are looking brighter!! and sweaty for a year. 808 CLAW: I'm looking for- DAVE mi&th zA have a great time in check. How about dinner? 26th Birthday. it...Thanks for being all KATHRYN: I wish you away from (ie. Love, your two future & John. handcuffs before. Blondes ward to getting to know A fellow can surely , see. Da! Austria and a Happy Day. trouble Dave Capricorn. you are (have been) to me. one Happy Valentine's every success and happi- roomies. A&J. xoxo really do have more fun. Happy DafDa! Birthday too! Love, Kristi. restaurant managers). you better. Rodrigues. Da! Da! Love, R.G. ness in your future Love, Happy Valentine's Day. John the DEAR Beta: Hope you Hef. MARGARET: Miss you a W Valentine's Day. HAPPY "21" Birthday, JO: Please put a smile on endeavors. Love Tony. Love Blondie. lot. When's dinner? Love BOB'S "your uncle": x Assassin. have a really (not pseudo) DR. TDS: Forget Mr. Trish! I love you... (P.S. LISA M: Guess it'll be 1 % ... - your face in BUS 398. It Bring your one-eyed BIG, BAD BRAD: We'd 112 ■ Happy Valentine's Day. Plaid, Mr. Interesting and KISS me- just one them Dodgers! Call me. C.D. Thanks for listening, Don't be breaking would make my day great! more, 1/2 years next week. We'll wonderworm and it just like to ldjt you know we The Better Beta. Bob Jerunko and be Uncle Def! But we're have to find John xo. sharing, being totally <§ anymore chairs, eh?) Happy Valentine's Day. some way to might get to meet my love to look longingly into patient for Mr. Right. He's definately NOT related. celebrate...hmm...l love MIKE: You can be per- honest & just for being DAVID W: There is some Love R.G. 0 (or bearded clam! See ya at your long lashed lookers out there. Happy V-Day. HEATHER: Nice hoop you, John. sonal physician anytime. you. Here's to a fun & love flowing today, EH? so I've heard). KAREN: You can't blame 0.W.H.: Thought this the Turret! as you delightfully design Love, from your patient. GRANNY- really enjoy JON: Here's to the study Thanks for nursing me crazy year! I luv you, Please! Young man- slap a I a guy for trying. Keep L.8.: A warm hello to a might put a smile on your BABE: You are my delectable, detestable and few kisses on today. Love, being and going out with HAPPY Valentine's Day sessions that will help us back to health. Love Squirrel. DAN M.: You're great on & smiling, things aren't that special friend on this face. Let's do lunch! The thoughts and dreams and totally apprehensible al- stop your Dave! get through 299 219. Diane. young Laura. the ice...and off the ice! you, but please (Tops! Outstand- bad. Happy Valentine's Day. Kid. xo. my forever Valentine. literation! Luv, your il- CYNTHIA: I still have Michelle. ing! Happy Valentine's Day! Valentine's Have a I Happy Valentine's Day! spitting. Luv Flawless! Gorgeous! An good one! Love, MAINTENANCE Man?! love you with all my heart. lustrious Copy Editors your underwear, too. (Was DEAR Samantha (Babe): From: "Harry Harris". Day. Admirer. Geof. An Admirer GISELLE: I hope you Sexy!) You are the best. The "Service" so far has Love, your Mr. "In my dreams" as Have a lovely Valentine's KATHY L: In between BABE. BUNDLES: Where were great Valentine's Here's to a long life of JELL: Thanks for the ad- LORRAINE: You are my been wonderful! Signed lucky?) Day and don't forget how DEAREST Tarek: Let us have a Math and Health, BOB: See you in you last night? We stayed Day. a great happiness. I love you, al- vance Valentine's Day look everything. Will you be The Property Manager. PS much I care for you. ML. rendez-vous in chez 204 You're down the Acapulco Valentine. Your up all night waiting. CORD staff: All the best Christine. ways. Schnoopie. present Saturday night. office hall. my Valentine? Love, This unit idea is pretty friend. _ DIANE: the plant is still tonight and I'll make your Someone has more than Girls. I didn't guys/gals. Happy V-D. Janet, Love, a roomful of Mr. Charles. good. What do you think? BUDS: Just cause calling my name. It's favourite treat Your loved GORDO, Kathy, HAPPY Valentine's Day one eye on you. 8.H.: I know I'm not real- know your middle name Schmoo. one. Steve, Happy's. LORIANN: Happy V-Day M.MJ.R.- What we have keeping us awake at night. Pete, Brad, John- Clark! Thanks for being ly blonde, but I hope I'm not CHUBBY Cheeks: Happy great K.D.: Where have you to my best friend and my is great! I'm glad got PHYS & COMP profs: a doesn't mean Thanks for nothing! John DAVE and Sandy: Happy We love you- You're my superfriend. I'm sure JANET: Love that french we you'll give me a chance. crazy about you. Happy Valentine's Day. Wanna roomies! Love, Ev & Di. you'll make superpresi- and been? Loved the story! crazy roomie, here's to a what we have. Love ya, Take this and integrate it!! & Dave. Valentine's Day. Schmoo a miniskirt. Tony, Rick Love ya Valentine W.W. V-day.Love from me. Shake? dent too! Eddie. Call me- soon. J.B. xo. great year! Luv, Denise. MOPPY. 2nd Yr. Phys and Comp. The Cord Weekly 16Thursday, February 9,1989 VaCentines Messages Continued PAUL P.: I lust for your REVLON, Happy ST: Thanks for always TO Larra: Gawsh gee wil- THE Doctor: You're loins! Valentine's Day, Sweetie! being there for me. You're likers. You are the pur- breaking my heart, you fill for almost years the best diest thing seen. out a dress better than I PAUL R. H.: Soon, we'll Thanks 4 Luv CF. I ever memories Love do! From the blonde in have it made! I can't think of the greatest S. TABASSUM: So this is Earl. the underwear CCH. P.S. next time, stay of anything nicer then our (even the last Valentine's Day of TO Pooshkapoo: You are scene). The future looks in line at Millie's! summer plans...l do love your single life??? It just the best, the one, and the real good. Love, Ryan. you so. -Sandra D. won't be the same only. Be mine forever. TO the Buffalo Boys: WELL old man this kid is anymore. Hope you have a The Big Fag. play with us some- glad PEANUT Gallery: You're ROSES are red, violets are Come that Dave didn't have blue, rainbow of a Valentine's time! Luv, your adopted to go out of his way to a great roomate and -Pilsbury Dough TO Sex Kitten: I'll do ya, Boy, Your day! Your Smurf Forever! sister floor. P.S. AIE, drive home that Satur- friend. I'll miss you as a Roll Toaster anytime, anyplace (hope- me loves you!! you're history! day. money roomy next year. Happy PS Good luck SCOTT: I hope you and fully at the Turret) on V- Just remember on the midterms. your Valentine have a D. I'd love to exhaust you. isn't the only thing that Valentine's Day. Love, back to ROB: You're still the best great week in Toronto. Luv Sex Monster. TO Karen: Come makes the world go Auntie J. a talk. and I love you more than Christine. Phil's. We'll have 'round. Happy Valentine's POOH Bear: Thursdays TO the cute girl at the Luv, R. ever. Here's to "Dreams & Who MC. are the hilight of my week. SHELLEY: thought door at Wilfs. Like to play Destinies". I love you, going out for dinner Happy Valentine's Day. could with my swizzle stik. A TO Mom: Pig's been good WANTED: Valentine, no Lori. be so profitable? Brad. Love Turt. secret love. and so have we! Where's experience needed. Reply: RAY: Cuvee and popcorn our candy? Love you, Box 52, Conrad Hall. PATTY: words aren't SMOO: Happy 21st TO my "Smiley Baby": is still number one with your daughters. P.S. see enough to express my Birthday! Valentine's Day Someday is getting closer- me! Love you, Jenn. Dad's You are feelings I have for you. wouldn't be the same I love you. From Your WENDLE: truly Have a happy Valentine's RON- adore a man in a without you. Love, affec- Tease. TO George: Our hearts amazing. I'd love to get to & better, Day, I'll see you tonight! uniform and you fill it out tion, hugs kisses al- TO C-3: Thanks for will always remain green know you call me. R.DJ. Luv & laughter, Mr. so well. Will always love ways, Milupa. making my last year better to you. Luv, ya. Girls on ever thought Michaels. you from a distance. SPUD TO YOU: In this than I it Green 5. You really have could be. You all are the WENDY: PUMPKIN SEED: Roses Trixie. feeling-out time peri- to love this economist greatest! TO My P.J.: Here's to are red violets are blue RAQUEL: getting ready od—Happiness will be cre- memories of Manhattan cause I've got an endless there is only one way to for your first time yet? ated. You are my best TO my best friend and many more sleepless supply of love for you. say I love you. Coming Call us if you want to friend. I'll miss you next Kathryn J: Here's a little nights. S.G. Dave. practise for something to brighten up over for grilled cheese the Tong-Man. week. WENDLE: Be my sex ? & Happy TO my 3 favourite sandwiches Love Honey John Dave. SUSAN B: Words can't your day- Hef- I've been crumbling Day. Amy. fers: Happy Valentine's slave. B. RYAN: You. Me. Swings. express what I don't know Valentine's crackers all year long Day! Looking to PAPERBOY: our first Record Shirt. One very what to say. But then TO my forward waiting you. P.the S. Sweetheart Week for Valentine's. Will you... long month. Wendy. 4 again neither do my ac- Korina, Happy Reading and next year. Get WENDY: I hope I have a Love, your Daily Sub- summers 5 winters. Pitch. tions so I hope you can Valentine's Day, from settled! LC xo sore neck for a while yet. Mish. And a love like no a by your- scriber find Valentine Your Luver. TONY: Sorry about the It's definately worth it. Be other. Thanks, REVLON. PETE: You're my self THE NUN- when are we confusion. Schmoo. my valentine and the my love your ears, SCHMOOMAN: Happy favourite half of favor- RYAN: I going to get your stereo? TO Chrissy-kins and Jake- world is yours. Bono. ite couple...us! Be my and I still look at your tush Valentine's Day fat Irish- Are yo uavoiding me? the-Snake: Have a Happy WITH true "Brotherly Valentine (for the next when you leave the room! man. Don't give up on me Love your Teddy Bear. Valentine's Day. We love Love" the boys of hundred years) and I'll be -Two very important - only four months 'til TO the Big Guy: Do ya you both. Love, the BITCHIN' 3 would like to yours. Erin. criterion in a relationship. forever. I love you. Love from really wanna? Do ya really Amazon and Muffy. girls Love, REVLON. Leanne. wish the of A3 CON- wanna do it?! Do ya really RAD a "Happy STUDENT Pubs: Happy wanna be my Valentine?! TO the assasin on M2E: Valentine's Day"! You didn't me until V-D one and all. Schmoo. -Hunk ofFlem kill Saturday night at the Tur- WHO'S on first, What's SPANKY: I Love You. TO my Chuck (Teddy ret. Then you did it with on second and K-Mart Happy Valentine's Day. Bear I): Will you please Cupid's arrow. Love, As- sucks. Thank you for a fun IT MMEB & W forever Mo. be my Valentine now and and enjoyable time. I look sasin #18. RENEE: I love you, forever? I'll love you al- forward to more good Pumpkin! You are the SCOTT: Just give up- you ways! Love Millie (Hun- TO Gumby: Come play times. Love Larry. Buffalo us again. grizzly of my life. Let's won't convince me. Love Bun). with The My hot 8.8. "WALLY C." very make sure we W.W.F. may be blind- I'M NOT!! TO the most Purrrfect Girl guy and very best friend! soon! Miss you! Love And whether you like it or in the World: Happy I'm just plain "Crazy For Shaun. not- You're stuck with ~W Valentine's Day! Betcha You"! Happy Valentine's me! Helene. ROB: Happy Valentine's TO my Guardian Angel, my claw marks won't be Day, Jimdear. Love, Heidi Day Sweetie. Four months SPORTO: My senses are Paul: Happy V-Day! Love as bad as yours. Meow, and still strong. Sorry going wild! Next time ya. Your buddy, Lisa. meow. Love, Sean. about last week. Love, M. we'll go for 9. Love T. TO the Little Hawaiian: TO the Nude Movie Boys: Wi Day?? RICH: Chances R, 5 p.m.. 2nd YEAR Physics Class: Thanks for the pineapples. Happy V.D. From U.T.&T. Assistants: babes! Where were you? Happy We started with 90; 'twas Happy Valentine's Day. some envious Thanks folks, I know we Valentine's. Schmoo. 60 last year; now we're at TO my favourite can do it together! Love, 20; Hell, let's go for a TO my Little Samurai: RIYAZ: In our eyes you & weasel/slug (snark!): Hiii! Hugs and other indoor "YOU like it now, but you & Well it's been a year are the ultimate. Be OUR beer! Dave John. can write you valentines! sports. I'm still lusting after your I learn to love it" Especial- SPYDER Groovy! You's the cutest valentine. Love, The LOVES body. How come you ly with a house, kids, and SLYDER. baby, I love Harem. never responded. Secret Oh Tina-800, a dog. K. you. Love, Shanny- RUSTY: Happy V. Day. SCOTT: When are you Admirer. YES I managed to get one going wear your tux manny. Love an icebreaker who to TO all my Roomies at 111 squeezed in- did you ac- again? to wants you bad! I look forward University Ave. Happy TRISH, Thanks for the tually think I wouldn't spending an ENTIRE eve- Valentine's Day! Love best year of my life! I love V bother? How could I ROLLY: Remember we ning with you! xo Take me, Kelly "A". you...Sean VALENTINE Bob from forget my twin almond? have a date on the 17th, yours!! T.M.C. I'm TO Grizzly Adams: the Turret: your s e xy blue We forget yester- it's one you won't want to TO the Computer Lady: Hi WILL SWEETNESS: Hey baby! and Happy Love and eyes & spikey blonde hair day and just be happy. But You're a computer wizard. VD. miss. This is your dude wishing sexy sleezy smooches makes my knees weak! if you lick me any more I What else can you do for ROLAND: Je vous aime a Valentine's from Trixie. Love Valentine Blondie. swear die by hair- you Happy mine, Syntax. PS you will beaucoup. Ces 9 mois ont me? Be asphyxiation. Day. Hoping the Days of TO Gorgeous: Maybe we VALENTINE - spray I'll al- vraiment speciale. I'm not a floppy. no need to Our Lives are always can go look for glasses ask, You're already ways love you, whatever Christine. mine. Young and Restless. TODD: Happy again? You've got Love you forever, D. silly things you do. Love RUBSTER and Sukster: Steve. Valentine's Day Love! great...lips. Keep smilin. Sarey. Thanx for a wild year- VIDS: With all the love in We've come long and far SUE, Cynthia, Heather & The Coffee Guy. the world. Always yours, and have been through so Judy: Two weeks with How 'bout them TO Lisa B. in Conrad: weekends! Treehouse, fu- Lewis. much. You're friendships y'all in May, may make I've been watching you are my life. Love ya, ture Laurier F-Ball star. I me too weak. Love Chuck. from afar. From someone VALENTINE'S Day is a TABSTER. love you always, xo to get to SDL: You're a pro pick- 7 who would like great day for an anniver- K.Di . RICHARD, Drew and Jay: up Congrats. know you better. sary. The day signifies i artist. Just Our lounge hasn't been make sure you don't pick TO the Sexpot: I wish I TO Dad: You knitted your love and all that it entails. ZTAZ and Picks: You two the same since y'all spent up anything else (just kid- could be like you, you're way into our hearts. Luv Besides... It saves me cash are the greatest in every the night. It was fun! Next ding). Happy Valentine's so lucky, can I borrow ya, your daughters. P.S. on presents. It's been a sense of the word. I love sometime; Saturday, 6 am, our Day. Love, your Gas Sta- them The Cot- When's the wedding? We great two years. Let's do it you (not sexually) now lounge. D 3 East Girls. tion Finder. ton Queen. expect invitations. all over again. Bry. and next year! G3. The Cord Weekly 17 Thursday, February 9,1989 When I was a Beatle I thought we were the best fucking group in the goddamn world, and believing that is what made TheScene us what we were. - John Lennon Dominick and Eugene' a simple, poignant film The dark underbelly of Rain Man: Actors Tom Hulce and Ray Liotta star as the title characters in Mike Farrell's Dominick and Eugene. This heartfelt film is about the relationship between a retarded man and his older brother. a feeling that there is something pleasing. The casting is first rate, beneath the surface. This feeling and the characters are all believ- culminates in one of the more able, well rounded, actual human Doug Reansbury plays convincing and meaningful plot beings. Larry (Todd Graff), twists as one event suddenly Dominick's co-worker on the gar- makes one understand fully the bage truck, is terrific and wins the living relationship between the brothers. respect of the audience through in Laurier's room By Steve Burke Dominick, (Tom Hulce) is in- his obviously sincere love of Several months ago, Brentford's Doug Reansbury nocence and Eugene (Ray Liotta) Dominick. entertained an enthusiastic crowd at Wilf's, playing two energetic original is cynical experience. Eugene sets of folk music and requested favourites amidst a feels tremendous guilt decor he described as at the fact his "living room". that his brother is supporting him This film can, perhaps, be Well, Doug returned to our living Saturday night for a through med school, but there is seen as the dark underbelly of the room similar show of acoustic and electric sounds. Speakers something else that bothers him, recently released hit, Rain Man. were stacked and pedals placed on the carpet. The microphone stood beneath the and the audience is never quite While both films are undeniably By Lay hanging plants in front of the window. Doug sat and chatted Jordan aware of this until the end of the moving, Dominick and Eugene is in the living room while the family finished dinner. film. a big story told in a gritty, Getting progressively restless, the cat squatted in the corner behind the curtains. Two brothers share an apart- realistic manner while Barry As Doug approached the microphone, Dad dimmed the lights ment in a rundown section of Levinson's Rain Man has all the and This film is poignant, very Mum flicked off the stereo. We sat in chairs that Dad brought out Pittsburgh. One is mentally hand- ear marks of a big budget Holly- poignant. there isn't tear from the kitchen. Some of the neighbours sat on the couch. Glasses icapped and works as a garbage If a in wood treatment, from its two box your eye by the end of this movie, clinked and blenders buzzed in the background, Mum prepared collector to send his brother office name stars right down to as you're probably in honours busi- refreshments. Wiping their feet, more neighbours wandered in the through medical school. The slow the elaborate settings. Hulce - ness (please your front door. brother is not capable of looking hold cards and whose previous screen credits in- letters). Eugene yearning to We put up our feet and listened to Doug play, after himself in the mean streets is clude Echo Beach and the title showcasing his first own life, to re- record (we were all quite proud of him) Me", of Pittsburgh. The aspiring doctor have his relax his role in Amadeus - is as with "Talk To "A Ship sponsibility of looking after believable In A Bottle", "Tonight I Sat And Thought" and "All brother is constantly having to and as watchable in this role as Your Blues Dominick. One can feel the emo- Away". The record has his picture on front. Doug come to his brother's rescue, pro- the Oscar-touted Dustin Hoffman the sold some to tional strain on Eugene, his our guests from down the street. tecting him from bullies and drug is in his role as Raymond Babbitt To Mum's strong objections, Doug dealers. Trouble arises when the dilemma is one with which every- threw pop cans filled with beans across the living room so we could aspiring doctor must move to one with a younger sibling or any shake them. The dog spun in circles when we rattled them to the can music. California to continue his studies sort of responsibility relate. Dominick and Eugene begins Mum went at Stanford. He must leave his He falls in love with Jennifer its run tonight through to Sunday crazy again when Doug kicked the furniture to do a Springsteen brother behind. There is also the (Jamie Lee Curtis) and Dominick at the Princess Cinema. Some impersonation that went "Buuhaby wu wu buhn tu ruhn...". Everybody matter of a woman who comes inevitably becomes jealous of other films of note playing next laughed and clapped. Then two obnoxious neig- relationship. bourhood bullies came into the scene as the doctor's their week include The Mission, a film in and tried to be funny. One took the mike while we groaned with disapproval. Doug turned the mike off and girlfriend. Dominick and Eugene marks that must be seen on a big screen, brilliantly they left. Some of us giggled. Dominick and Eugene the entrance of Mike Farrell into the off-beat Night Zoo appears Doug also played two songs, "Transistor" and"I Had Ambitions", to simple producing, and his (Un Zoo La Nuit) and the be a film for the first feature film by Scott Merrit, another musician from the Brantford neighbourhood. half hour, attempt, is enormously heralded Babette's Feast. but one gradually gets maiden continued on pg. 19... The Cord Weekly 18 Thursday, February 9,1989 A belated #1 single By Todd Bird band, well at least technically. The band is Sheriff, a Canadian act that has been split up for al- InsideTrack The number one single on this most four years. week's Billboard chart just so The single, "When I'm With By Dave Lackie happens to be sung by a dead You", is from Sheriffs only al- bum released five years ago. This album did not break any sales records in Canada, but is current- Welcome to this week's edition of Inside Track....Blue Rodeo are ly doing very well in the US. The scheduled to release a new album entitled Remember on March self-titled LP is currently on the 14th Malcolm Burn will be producing the album and it is appar- Billboard album charts, and ently more introspective than Outskirts. If you haven't already heard, London! climbing fast. Blue Rodeo are leading the Juno race this year including nominations for Entertainer of the Year, Best Group, Best Album as well as best part this The funniest about single and best video for "Try". The Juno Awards ceremony is set for scenario is that two of whole Toronto's O'Keefe Centre on March 12th....The Cure are to release have since Sheriff's members a new album in May that is to feature a return to an older 'Cure to become the merged group sound'. Record company officials state that there are no singles from One Ghost, who have just pre- wlf $9700 Frozen the forthcoming album scheduled to be released and no touring their second al- via USA jf \ viously released plans....Rumour has it that Crowded House may be coming to the bum in Canada, Nice Place To K/W region in the near future. Stay tuned for more details....Malcolm Lanni, who wrote Visit. Arnold McLaren has a new album scheduled for release on Epic in March. the melodic ballad "When I'm The working title is Strauss In The House and it features Strauss You", singer, With is the lead waltzes done in House style. McLaren has been working on the al- while Wolf Hassel is the bassist bum for over two and a half years. It features guest contributions of and background vocalist, from Beck, Bootsy Collins and' Dave Stewart and will be of Jeff Fixed Frozen Ghost. Both these gen- preceded by a single this month, possibly "Blue Danube"....Ex-lead desperately tlemen have been vocalist for Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Holly Johnson has just ' trying get airplay Return 9\I to in the US un- released his debut solo single for MCA. "Love Train" was written by der the name Frozen Ghost, but it Johnson and produced by Andy Richards and Steve Lovell. It is seems that they will have to be m backed by "Murder In Paradise". Holly is currendy putting the finish- Price varies with departure and return dates. Seats are limited content with being known as some conditions Departure tax of $19 not included. m ing touches on his debut album and will begin rehearsing for a sum- and apply. Sheriff for the time being. Departures from Toronto. t mer tour... James Brown was given another six year jail sentence by Ghost is intending to The Travel Company of the Canadian Federation of Students. Frozen a South Carolina judge last week. Brown is already serving a six year play "When I'm With You", and jail sentence for aggravated assault. The latest conviction on seven a few other Sheriff tunes, when 170 University Avenue West \ more charges of assault and threatening behaviour "will run con- they tour North America. The not (519) 886-0400 J currently with the previous sentence, but means that Brown will only problem now is how to ex- be eligible for parole. According to state law, no prisoner serving to confused TRAVEL CUTS \ plain the already concurrent jail terms can be considered for early release....Bryan American public that their Ferry's "The Price of Love" is reissued this week. The single, H GoingYourWay! / favourite single is sung by Frozen originally released in 1976, has been remixed by Rhett Davis and Ghost and not Sheriff. Bruce Compcov. The 7" single is backed with "Don't Stop The Dance" while the twelve-inch single and CD versions also feature a Once the US public does real- remix of "Slave To Love" and "Lover"....Public Enemy, LL Cool J ize that in order to hear "When and The Beastie Boys are among artists on a Def Jam Classics com- I'm With You" live they must pilation album to be released in the first week of March. The full buy tickets to a Frozen Ghost tracklisting has yet to be confirmed but is expected to include "Son of concert, Wolf and Arnold should Public Enemy" and "Rebel Without A Pause" by Public Enemy, find themselves swimming in "Rock The Bells", "Jack The Ripper" and "I'm Bad" by LL Cool J American funds, as the American and "Rhymin' and Stealin'" and"(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right" public out to purchase rushes the by the Beasties....Acts touring Britain this week include Happy Mon- first two Frozen Ghost albums. days, House of Love, Motorhead, The Bible, Diana Ross, Kool " Frozen Ghost is an extremely and the Gang and Simply Red....And finally, The Blow Monkeys W MID TERMQUESTION:" W talented band and should not have Neighbourhood release their new album Whoops! There Goes The longer Where do you get outstanding V to wait too much before this week for RCA. Inside Track returns next week with more news they gain popularity in the States, & from the music industry. I Flowers Gifts for: but first, the "Sheriff' has to get I VALENTINES DAY, out of town. I GRADUATION, and I EVERY OCCASION ? What's On I ANSWER: By Sarita Diaram Phil's Grandson's Place will be the site of Love For The Land, a benefit concert whose entire pro- - - < V-;.! 'Hi vc <->w\ . Mid- week is jammed packed with things to do. endangered tropical forests. The Sour Mash Blues Northern Pikes, one of Canada's hottest new bands rolls into Waterloo to play Fed Hall tomor- cial event next Tuesday, February 14th. The next row night. evening finds Toronto's ultra-cool Shuffle Demons Country sensation Randy Travis will be play- playing Phil's. If this show is as good as their per- ing to a sold out crowd at the Kitchener Auditorium formance last term at the Bombshelter, you won't FL OWtRS Stover's Hell: trends. Unlike their fellow coun- They don't take Visa trymen, U2 and the Pogues, the After-life Adventuring AND WRITES PROPAGANDA out of Heaven if he was emitting Waterboys have ignored the By Jonathan Stover FOR THE OPPOSITION! I'M smells then like the ones which siren's call of America in favour There I'd been, with a chance PLEASANT TO YOU, PAL, were currently at war with the of turning their musical attentions to interview the Prince of Dark- AND WHAT DO I GET?" He Jack Daniels fumes around me to their homeland. ness himself, and my alarm clock stood over me now, hydrogen for possession of my immortal The title track, along with the off. bombs going had gone off in his eyes and soul, not to mention my olfactory entire second side, are a study in I bet this never happened to some pretty foul-smelling smoke senses? Anyway, back to the Irish balladeering. And if the coming out of Dante. his ears. Brim- main narrative.) bucolic wordplay of Mike Scott's And so, the of in names "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I lyrics are not enough, the band and investigative journal- science GET! I GET WARD CLEAVER! renders a lovingly tender version ism, I set out to duplicate the con- I GET MAIDENFORM BRAS! of Van Morrison's "Sweet Thing" ditions which had hurled me into DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH which fuses gently with the the Abyss to begin with. This FLAK I'M CATCHING FROM Waterboys confound time, I even took a tape recorder HEAVEN FOR YOUR IN- ...There is an understated along down into the realms of the FANTILE DESCRIPTION OF the critics predictions gentility to much of the album subconscious with me. WHAT A FLOCK OF ANGELS By Neville Blair which warrants repeated listen- I passed out on the couch. I LOOKS LIKE?" woke up Hell, in Satan's office. ings... "Actually, I described them as I wish I was a fisherman "BACK SO SOON, 'softly-glowing maiden-form Tumbling on the seas MONKEYBOY?" Beatles' "Blackbird" towards the bras.' No-one told me what they Far away from dry land This wasn't the urbane arch- end. were! How many times have I And it's bitter memories... I who had greeted me last tempter been in the after-life?" I was on Side two ends in a similarly out Oh, he was still time several my feet now. Unfortunately, the With that paean to the derivative fashion. Scott has hundred feet tall, he still and door had disappeared, so I was redemptive powers of nature, adapted the W.B. Yeats poem, looked like Ward Cleaver. But he stuck. How had Dante gotten out Mike Scott — lead singer and "The Stolen Child", by creating a didn't seem to have shaved in a of Hell? Wasn't there something chief architect of the Waterboys melody for the chorus punctuated couple of weeks, his fish tie was in the about ruby slippers — opens the band's new release, by spoken verse by Gaelic singer, his Inferno tied around forehead, and he or an elevator or something? Fisherman's Blues. It is an album Thomas McKeown. The album is had a half-full bottle of Jack "SHUT UP AND STOP of stirring musicality and breadth ended by a brief vignette (a la Daniels (the bottle was approxi- TRYING TO EDGE AWAY which, by virtue of its heavily tra- "Her Majesty") of Woody mately the size of the Aird build- FROM ME!!! IS IT MY ditional Irish leaning, may have Guthrie's "This Land Is Your ing, albeit a lot more aesthetically SMELL? HUNH? HUNH? ALL confounded the predictions of al- Land" which substitutes the pleasing in appearance and ef- THE TIME IN HEAVEN, THAT most everyone. coasts of Ireland for the coasts of fects on the brain) in his hand. BLOODY MICHAEL MAKING The 1986release, This Is The America. "Uh...maybe I'd better come FUN OF THE WAY I Sea (arguably one of the best al- back some other time." I started SMELLED! MICHAEL, AND bums to be released in the This album is infinitely enjoy- edging for the door. URIEL, AND THAT DAMNED able. There is an understated "THE HELL YOU WILL!!!!" GABRIEL, PLAYING HIS ...Scott seemed the archetypal gentility to much of the album The Adversary hurled his bottle stone, I presumed. TRUMPET ALL NIGHT AND musical auteur, carefully craft- which warrants repeated listen- to the ground, and I was nearly (In an interesting sidenote to KEEPING THE REST OF US ing the sounds of this epic al- ings. However, numbers such as swept away by a tidal wave of all you home-science fans, "brim- AWAKE! BUT I SHOWED bum... "We Will Not Be Lovers" and sipping whiskey. SHOWED THEM "World Party"—a nod to ex- stone" is just another word for THEM! I eighties), was a broad textural While I lay on the floor, NOW I'M GOING Waterboy Karl Wallinger—recall sulphur. The polite comparison ALL!! AND landscape which appeared to coughing and sputtering and gen- TO SHOW YOU!!!" Geez, I hate the aural explosiveness of This Is eternally made in novels and solidify the destiny of The Water- erally feeling pretty horrible, the whiners, but when they're 600 The Sea and, in fact, may appear science columns is that sulphur boys as passionate, complex Lord of the Flies came stomping high, one a tendency to a trifle out of place on this album. smells like rotten eggs. Hey, kids, feet has musicians. If any criticism of the around his desk. Well, actually, listen to them. But they serve as telling musical the next time you're in Hell, band existed, it usually focussed he sort of stumble-stomped foot, was signposts, a watermark by which you're going to find out that it He raised his and I on the "overblown" production desk, knocking to gage the of the of the around his his doesn't quite smell that way. The suddenly standing in the dark. In methods involved with the album. tone rest desk chair over in the process. seconds, going album. Inferno smells like the inside of a about three I was Indeed, Scott seemed the ar- With the quantity of JD he had to from six foot two to two giant fart. go chetypal musical auteur, careful- If This Is The Sea was a musi- imbibed, it wasn't a surprise. it Theologically, this probably foot six. While this would make ly crafting the sounds of this epic cal hurricane brewed up by these me to ride "THAT'S IT! I'M NICE TO explains a lot of things. Who a lot easier for in a album. Celtic lads, then Fisherman's DANTE, Hyundai Pony AND HE GOES OUT wouldn't have thrown Lucifer or the backseat of Consequently, when Blues represents the reflective Accord, tempta- a Honda these Fisherman's Blues was finally calm of a band who have tions didn't really outweigh the released most expected a slightly weathered that great storm and disadvantages of being stomped more mature but similar sound. are now free to enjoy the soothing flat by the Archenemy of Kinder, Instead, the band has chosen to Irish breeze that has followed in Gentler Nations. I started to run, run counter to some popular its wake, knowing that there was no way I would be able to get out of the shadow of Satan's Sky-Dome- Doug comes home to play sized Hush Puppy before it met of up with my head, and then the continued from pg. 17... Master floor, in rapid succession. He used pedals to make strange and wonderful sounds. We all en- In short, it looked bad. How- joyed hearing "One Love" and other cover songs. Doug also played Business ever, as the foot swooshed in- some funny songs - "Rasta Pasta" and one about Winnie the Pooh. exorably closer to me, I consoled After playing for about two hours, Doug took a break and ate Administration myself with the knowledge that pizza. Dad read the paper and Mum made more drinks. The cat fell this experience would make a asleep. Doug played another set for an hour, asking us for requests. Queen's University at Kingston offers a modern, great anti-drinking advertisement He played four Beatles songs, including "Revolution", "In My Life" discipline-based approach to the study of management in for the federal government if I and "Eight Days A Week". After playing more requests, Doug fin- the complex organizations of today and tomorrow. The survived. ished with "Amazing Grace". All the neighbours applauded, then learning atmosphere in the School of Business is lively, THE GREATEST EPIC handed back the makeshift shakers. informal, intimate and flexible. Persons from almost all ADVENTURE IN THE HIS- And so ended an evening of simple fun and amusement, where academic programs will find MBA studies rewarding. TORY OF WESTERN LITER- Doug Reansbury re-established his relationship with the familiar Financial assistance is available. ATURE (give or take a few neighbours, and made some new friends and supporters. As the guests works, but who's counting?) shuffled out, Dad shook Doug's hand, reminding him that he was al- CONTINUES NEXT WEEK. ways welcome in our living room. j Chairman, MBA Program LJ School of Business, Queen's University Want to give your mind a h CORRECTION Kingston, Ontario K7L 3N6 MENTAL HEALTH HOLIDA Y 1 expense FLYING SOUTH? . . . without the of I , , in • ,■ , made a mistake the MBA to 14/ ii r wno/ IWe Please send information concerning Queen's Well bring this ad in for alO /o discount B ad last all items at. Name Graduating Year on I wee jc xhe expiry date is SOME February2B,l9B9. Street REQUIRING I ASSEMBLY I NO. City Province If \ye apologize for any in- -220 King St. N. Waterloo, 746-1514 (right above PHIL's) I convience. University Program expires Feb. 28/89 B mwr The Cord Weekly 20 Thursday, February 9,1989 The Other Page... byKathy O'Grady Apocalypse Culture One article on Lee Harvey Os- such issues as lycanthropy, Edited by Adam Parfrey wald shows never before pub- necrophilia, white supremacy, lished pictures of Oswald after nihilism and the attainment of Apocalypse Culture is not for being embalmed, along with the oracular states. The essays range the squeamish reader. This piece caption, "All dressed up and no from the extremely factual to the of alternative literature is, how- place to go". outrageously fantastic. ever, highly recommended by Generally the articles are Perhaps the most disturbing J.G. Ballard: "Apocalypse Culture philosophical treatises about the trends indicated by the essays are is compulsory reading for all forces behind the disturbing the trends in art. Some forms of those concerned with the crisis of trends of the 80's. The essays art have moved from the highly our times....These [statements] reveal societal tendencies toward bizarre towards unchecked are the terminal documents of the self-abasement and self- primitivism. Beginning in 1965, twentieth century". Apocalypse mutilation in an attempt to break Herman Nitsch from Vienna has Culture is a collection of essays away from the ego. Included with presented what he entitles "OM based on the unusual trends of the the essays are graphic pictures o/ Presentations". In reputable art twentieth century. It is a self-inflicted pain that are meant galleries and theatres, Nitsh has prophetic revelation of what will to bring about a trance-like state, people re-enact a Dionysian ritual become of the human race. in a shamanistic attempt to dis- called sparagmos (dismember- The introduction of the book cover the true self. ment). In drug-induced states, the the warns reader about the highly The book is divided into four actors disembowel animals while Often, the actors will devour the laser tattooing. A laster tattoo controversial and horrific issues sections: the theological, artistic, they perform ritualistic dancing. raw flesh of the animal (a symbol would be printed on the hands of that will be discussed. Some es- scientific and political apocalyp- The actors tear apart the entrails of Dionysus), in a ritualistic form every person born into the U.S. says are enlightening, while tic revelations of modern times. of the animal and spread them of communion. This ritual is sup- and could be read by a scanning others written are in poor taste. The section on theology discusses over the bodies of one another. posed to reveal a healthy self- device. This hand-scanning ma- abandonment. It is a representa- chine has apparently already been Another "Lip Smacking" tion of the erotic and magico- tested by the U.S. army. This m religious ideals of the past. Is it would enable the government to idea Jigr Dinner from art? Whether you think so or not, have complete access to every ac- this performance has been criti- tion a person makes. The essay cally accepted for over twenty notes that his idea has an eerier Oaucee J-ip* years! resemblance to the "Mark of the The essays based on science Beast" prophecy as predicted in are detailed accounts of the posi- the Book of Revelations. BUFFALO STYLE CHICKEN WiNC^t^j] tive and negative aspects of new The goal of this book, ob- technology. They discuss the pol- viously, to Served with carrot and celery sticks and blue cheese dip Q; n nlci */i »s is disturb the reader. It Sauces:Freshman, Grad, o u I y 11? H. lution problem, UFOs and definitely succeeds. It reveals the $ Post Grad, Burn Your Face Off Double 8. 95 eugenics (the application of sick tendencies of human nature, Honey Garlic BBQ Party *14 95 genetics on humans to improve reflected in the structures of the race). The most fascinating society, that are becoming the 465 Phillip St., essay deals with Wilhelm Reich's norm. Some of the essays appear invention of the cloudbuster, an quite valid, while others sound PARKDALE II PLAZA, Waterloo 884-0001 invention recreated in Kate like propaganda. It is for dis- Bush's video "Cloudbusting" in believers that the book also in- which Donald Sutherland plays cludes a short biography on each the character of Reich and is ap- author and gives an address to D prehended by the authorities for write the author for more in- his invention). With the cloud- formation. This collection of es- buster, Reich felt he was able to says offers a terrifying look into transform radiation in the atmo- some the clandestine areas of sphere, caused by nuclear testing, society. into decontaminated, rain- The detailed of the producing clouds. This fascinat- cover book depicts the madness of our ing phenomenon explored is in painted detail. times. It was by a highly acclaimed artist who is also a The section on politics, deals mass murderer. His rendering not with nuclear war, weaponry and only represents his own most mental illness. The startling psychosis, but the psychotic na- essay a in this section deals with ture of man in the twentieth U.S. Government plan to wipe century. It capture all of the nega- * out the existing "underground T#£ / tive and destructive forces of cuee*z&u& s-mers a master JJr \\"u#/&ee economy" by having man. computer to monitor every pur- chase a citizen makes. This sys- For those daring enough to tem would allow for a "checkless read Apocalypse Culture, it can BLACK CAT BONE and cashless society". The essay be ordered from Wordsworth states that it is because of experi- Books on King Street in Waterloo mentation with this idea that the for $20.00. If you find this book UPC (Universal Product Code) shocking, keep in mind that symbol was created. apocalyptic literature has been The new experiments using written as far back as 150 B.C. the master computer deal with and man still inhabits the earth. What do Coleen, Caroline, Diane Lidia and Nancy have in common ???? They have known The Cord Weekly 21 Thursday, February 9,1989 SPORTS Hawkey Hawks playoff bound By Brian Owen What was expected to be a preview of playoff hockey—the traditional Waterloo/Laurier rivalry—turned into a 10-4 blowout. For those who missed the last two home games, you missed per- haps the most exciting display of hockey this season at the Bubble with the win over the Warriors on Thursday, and a 3-3 tie against the University of Toronto Blues on Saturday night With two games remaining in the schedule, the three points as- sure the Hawks entry into post season play. Laurier 10 Waterloo 4 Waterloo's lackluster per- formance in the close quarters of the Bubble allowed the Hockey Hawks free reign. The win was reminiscent of old Hawk teams, as they demonstrated a potent of- fense and a tight defense. The first period was marked by a quick pace from both teams, Oh, so you want to play rough, do you? Roughness was about all the Waterloo Warriors had going for them last Thursday and constant end-to-end action. at the Bubble, as the Golden Hawks whipped the Plumbers 10-4. When they fell behind 8-1, the visitors tried some rough- Laurier's first goal was called housing, but it only made them look worse, and certainly not like a 10th ranked team. Cord Photo by Tim Sullivan. back as a result of a Hawk being in the Warrior crease. However this did not deflate Laurier, as banged it in. Pete Choma then At the other end, Hawk goalie chanting that the Warrior football play like a nationally ranked team several minutes later Kevin Smith bulged the twine from the point Rob Dopson made it quite clear team put up a better fight against (number 10 going into the game). took a nice pass from Mike several minutes later on a stiff why he has been given the start- the grid Hawks. In all nine goals They seemed tentative in their of- Maurice and buried it for the first slapshoL Brad Sparkes continued ing assignment for several con- were scored in the second period, fensive strategies, and engaged in goal of the game. Seconds later, the barrage, poking in another secutive games as he came up with Laurier having a slight edge, tactics of intimidation and Peter Hellstrom knocked a loose goal crease rebound for a com- with an assortment of outstanding 7-2. goonery. Although they were rebound in behind Waterloo saves to thwart the Warrior incur- without two of their top shooters manding 5-0 lead. The third period saw only keeper Mike Bishop for a quick sions. to three goals scored. Steve Griggs for the game due suspensions, 2-0 lead. The Hawks finished the peri- Defenceman Steve Handy as- had the lone Laurier marker, as they looked disorganized and od more goals. Nifty sisted on Puhalski's second of the confused. On the other hand, the with five he went in on a semi-breakaway, WLU continued the scoring centreman Dan Rintche tallied game, as Puhalski tipped in home side looked impressive, and scored on a high shot off the onslaught 12 seconds into the WLU's sixth and seventh eighth goal of the evening. By goalie's glove. notching 10 goals with steady second period as Greg Puhalski markers, knocking the shaky this time, several Hawk fans were play and crunching body checks. found his own rebound and Bishop out of the Warrior nets. tossing plungers on the ice and Waterloo certainly did not Continued on page 23 Three seconds from victory By Mary Anne deBoer cotullio and Paul DeSantis both contributed 14 In their challenges against the Waterloo War- points each. The Hawks also improved in the area riors and the Windsor Lancers, the Men's Basket- of fouls as Waterloo was only on the foul line 18 times, ball Hawks displayed many improvements. in comparison to the Hawks' 16attempts. The past games have been sheer frustration for the Hawks. However, the two games played last Windsor 81 Laurier7s week showed a definite turn-around as the Hawks Nino Miksic made his first start at centre this unveiled some changes in endurance and unity. year against the Windsor Lancers, taking over the Against the arch-rival Warriors, the Hawks position usually filled by third year veteran Mike fought diligently. After the first half, they were Demaree. Miksic contributed a total of 16 points to down by 14 points, but refused an early defeat. the final score, along with an outstanding 10 With 30 seconds remaining in the game, the rebounds. Hawks brought the fans to their feet as Paul The first half of the game went in the Hawks' DeSantis sunk a layup that put Laurier in the lead favour as they outscored the Lancers 46-39. by one point They had another scoring opportunity, "We played great," said Coulthard. "In particu- the ball would not cooperate. Hie Warriors brought lar, Tony Marcotullio was outstanding with his of- it back to the Laurier hoop and Ron Braley sunk the fensive penetration." Paul DeSantis was the top winning basket with 3 seconds remaining. The final scorer with 24 points. score was 67-66 for Waterloo. The second half brought trouble for the Hawks. "It was a game that anyone could win," said Tiredness hit and they failed to attack die Lancers coach Chris Coulthard. "We had trouble in the first half court pressure. TTie Lancers were able to take half with transition baskets but in the second half advantage of this, beating the Hawks 81-75 in the we played great defensively." end. In terms of rebounding, the Hawks worked Although the Hawks were unable to win, they hard, out-rebounding the Warriors 34-29. Paul definitely were winners in terms of overcoming DeSantis led the team by grabbing 10boards, while much of their own inner-team challenges. teammate Nino Miksic had 6. The Hawks will be hosting the MacMaster Captain Mike Alessio led the scoring parade Marauders on Saturday night at 8:00. It is their sec- Cord Photo by Jamie Allen against the Warriors with 15 points. Tony Mar- ond match against the Marauders of the season. The Cord Weekly 22 Thursday, February 9,1989 sports Quicky Quizzical Quips and Queries By Sam Syfie Potter tie the camp record for? What international contest Alaska was can- of 10. Hawks in 1. What were the first hockey pucks made of? celled due to the cold? 2. What sport did Gilles Villeneuve start racing in? 3. In the video "Me and Julio", who did Paul Simon almost strike out and in what sport? Race Dogsled 10. 4. What country won the recent World Boomerang Throws Free Consecutive 9. Championship in Australia? Albert Fat 8. the Week 5. OUAA Basketball, what is the penalty for an In Golf 7. Catherine Foulon (Basketball) intentional foul? racing car Stock 6. 6. In the TV series MacGyver, in what sport was possession change no of and throws free Two 5. Fourth year centre Catherine the lead character almost killed? USA 4. Foulon had a great week in two At sport do Lendl Orel Mantle, Mickey 7. what Ivan and Hershiser Stickball 3. key Lady Hawk excell as amateurs? racing victories. Snowmobile 2. Catherine had 14 points Wed- 8. Who is the current world champion at "Buck, kneecaps in Cow's 1. nesday's win Waterloo, Buck"? over and 16points and 13 rebounds in Sat- 9. In the TV series "MASH" what sport did Colonel Answers urday's winat Windsor. Mega greed grips grapplers By Captain Kirk Powers became the sideshow, defeat Hogan in a championship though, as jealousy, lust, and mis- bout. After tossing Elizabeth Macho Madness was just too understanding led to a Mega aside, the Macho Man smashed big for the Mega Powers as meltdown. Caught in between her his belt across the temple of the Randy Savage turned against two grapplers, the lovely Hulkster, leaving Hogan squirm- Hulkamania. Elizabeth (manager of the Macho ing on the floor and sobbing. WWF World Heavyweight Man and Hulkster), was accident- 5, Champion Randy "Macho Man" ly knocked unconscious during Enter Wrestlemania at Trump Plaza Atlantic on Savage (when he wasn't running the bout (ironically enough, by in City April 2. Will the Macho away like a little immature child), Savage). The Hulkster carried her Man and arena atten- Hulk Hogan go head to head in a along with Mega Power partner out of the for medical Battle for the Belt, or a Hulk Hogan (when he wasn't tion leaving a jealous and hurt Battle for Elizabeth, or for both? If this is mauling the dear, sweet, adorable Savage to tackle the Twin the case, whose corner will the Mike Maurice (Hockey) Elizabeth) were able to defeat the Towers. The lovely Elizabeth be in? impending inferno of the Twin real action, and purpose Prediction: Elizabeth will give Mike Maurice had a great Towers in last week's Main for the Main Event, occurred in Rookie up on both of these rippling week for the Hawks in two key Event, opening the first aid area where a jealous the door for buffoons, 4 Wrestlemania 5. Savage accused a confused Hulk- muscled put on some games. Maurice had assists in ster of having lustful eyes for wrestling tights, herself, and fight Thursday's 10-4 win over Water- The main event bout between Elizabeth. Savage told the Hulk- Rockin' Robin for the women's loo, and 1 goal and 1 assist in the Twin Towers, Akeem and the ster that Macho Madness had re- world title, and then beat up on Saturday's 3-3 tie with Toronto. Ego be key for the Hawks Big Boss Man, and the Mega placed Hulkamania and he could both of the Powers. Mike will a in the playoffs. SCOREBOARD OUAA Hockey Central OWIAA Basketball OUAA Basketball OWIAA Volleyball Team GP W L T F A Pts Team GP W L T F A Pts Team GP L T F A Pts Team GP W L T Pts Western 22 16 2 4 152 69 36 W McMaster 9 8 1 0 652 515 16 Western 10 8 2 0 901 759 16 Windsor 11 11 0 0 22 Yoik 22 14 5 3 110 87 31 Western 9 7 2 0 613 522 14 Waterloo 10 8 0 840 732 16 McMaster 10 10 0 0 20 Waterloo 23 14 6 3 132 77 31 2 LAURIER 9 6 3 0 496 499 12 10 8 2 0 777 716 16 LAURIER 24 12 9 3 107 81 27 Guelph Western 12 8 4 0 16 Brock 8 5 3 0 536 511 10 McMaster 10 7 3 0 828 742 14 Toronto 22 8 12 2 86 99 18 Waterloo 11 5 6 0 10 Lakehead 10 5 5 0 599 606 10 Windsor 10 5 5 0 883 939 10 Guelph 22 5 13 4 83 121 14 Brock 10 4 6 0 8 Windsor 9 4 5 0 574 583 8 LAURIER 10 3 7 0 713 810 6 Guelph 12 3 9 0 6 Guelph 9 1 8 0 484 617 2 Results: Lakehead 10 1 9 0 779 887 2 Lakehead 10 2 8 0 4 Waterloo 9 0 9 0 458 557 0 January 31 Brock 10 0 10 0 726 862 0 LAURIER 10 0 10 0 0 Guelph 8, McMaster 3 Results: February 2 Results: Results: February 1 February 1 LAURIER 10,Waterloo 4 January 31 Windsor 67, Guelph 51 Yoik 4, Toronto 2 Guelph 86,Windsor 72 Waterloo 3,LAURIER 0 Brock 64, McMaster 61 Brock 80 February 3 McMaster 81, Western 3, Guelph 1 LAURIER 62, Waterloo 51 Waterloo LAURIER 66 Western 10,Guelph 4 67, February 1 February 3 3 February 4 February Brock 3, Waterloo 0 Lakehead 75, Western 74 LAURIER 3, Toronto 3 Western 101,Lakehead 86 February 3 February 4 February 5 February 4 McMaster 3, Brock 0 McMaster 90, Guelph 55 Waterloo 6, Guelph 1 Waterloo 90, Brock 71 Lakehead 3, Guelph 1 Western 82,Lakehead 69 Guelph73, McMaster 70 Windsor 3, Waterioo 1 LAURIER 50, Windsor 47 Upcoming Games: Western 85,Lakehead 71 February 4 Brock 64, Waterloo 61 Windsor 81, LAURIER 75 York at LAURIER (February 11,7pm) Windsor 3, Brock 1 Lakehead 3, Guelph 0 Upcoming Games: Upcoming Games: McMaster atLAURIER (February 11,6pm) Intramural Hockey I McMaster atLAURIER (February 11,8 pm) Upcoming Games: LAURIER at Brock (February 15) LAURIER at Brock (February 15) Lakehead atLAURIER (Peßruary 10, 8 pm) Lakehead atLAURIER 11,2 As of January 30 (Februaiy pm) TAMIAE Hockey OUAA Hockey West Team GP W L T F A Pis OUAA Volleyball Decapaiators 9 8 1 0 0 0 16 Team GP W L T F A Pts Team GP W L T F A Pw Strangers 9 7 2 0 0 0 14 Team GP W L T Pts Kansas City 11 9 2 0 45 27 18 Brock 21 12 8 1 120 91 25 Peanuts 9 7 2 0 0 0 14 Waterloo 11 11 0 0 22 Boston 10 8 2 0 65 36 16 Windsor 22 11 10 1 106 86 23 Pleasure Pack 8 6 2 0 0 12 Western 9 7 2 0 14 Pittsburgh 12 6 5 1 51 41 13 Ryerson 23 10 12 1 108 111 21 PU Dogs 8 3 5 0 0 0 6 7 14 Guelph 10 3 0 Philadelphia 12 6 6 0 54 49 12 Laurentian 22 3 18 1 70 167 7 Brick-Red Barons 8 2 6 0 0 0 4 10 4 6 0 8 McMaster Toronto 10 5 5 0 44 38 10 McMaster 23 2 20 1 71 164 5 Mohicans 8 1 7 0 0 0 2 10 3 7 0 6 Brock Calgary 12 4 8 0 25 51 8 LAURIER 10 3 7 0 6 Minnesota 11 3 7 1 49 61 7 Windsor 10 0 10 0 0 OWIAA Curling at Toronto Intramural Hockey II New York 12 3 9 0 27 50 6 Results: LAURIER - Susan Sheply, Kim Wright, As of January 30 February 2 Deb Byers and Kate McDowell Waterloo 3, McMaster 1 OUAA Hockey East Pis 7 wins, 3 losses Team GP W L T F A 3 0 12 February Vertical Smiles 7 6 1 0 0 Guelph 3, Brock 1 Team GP W L T F A Pts Creasers 8 6 2 0 0 0 12 23 18 2 3 148 73 39 Next action: OWIAA Championships, Feb- LAURIER 3, Windsor 1 UQTR Club, Molson Whalers 8 6 2 0 0 0 12 McGill 23 17 4 2 153 63 36 ruary 18-19, Westmount Country 8 0 0 0 8 Mad Hackers 4 4 Games: Concordia 23 14 9 0 110 91 28 Kitchener. 8 3 5 0 0 0 6 Upcoming Lonely Gpys LAURIER at McMaster Queen's 22 9 11 2 94 115 20 5 0 0 0 6 (February 10) Snappers 8 3 Ottawa 23 7 16 0 89 127 14 OUAA Curling Biff 7 2 5 0 0 0 4 RMC 20 2 17 1 70 187 5 Brew Crew 8 1 7 0 0 0 2 LAURIER -- 4 wins, 6 losses^ The Cord Weekly 23 Thursday, February 9,1989 Solidify hold on third place Foulon sparks Lady Hawks By Jeff Dragich Kris Peel, with 8 of her game- were expecting a good battle. high 16 points, and Sue Little, Once again, WLU showed The Laurier Lady Basketball with 5, sparked the run. flashes of brilliance, but the con- Hawks rebounded from a difficult tinued inability to Litde started the streak with avoid turnovers week to capture two important a kept the closer fine post move while being score than it victories in the OWIAA West. should have been. The pair of wins, over Waterloo fouled. She converted the three point play. and Windsor, solidified the This set the tone for The Hawks played a relatively Hawks' position in third place, the Hawks, who demonstrated solid first half. Some intensive and greatly strengthened their some strong inside play and suc- defence, coupled with terrible playoff chances. cessful fast breaks. Peel capped Lancerette shot selection, held While the Hawks were vic- the run by making both shots of Windsor to just 17 first half an intentional torious, several crucial problem foul, committed by points. A 12-4run in the last 3:57 spots developed as the team a desperate Athena who grabbed of the half gave Laurier a 24-17 her from behind prepared for this weekend's on a layup shot lead at the break. showdown with first place Strong performances were In an attempt to narrow the the A.C. McMaster at The of- also turned in by Catherine gap, Windsor came out pressing fence has been showing some Foulon, with 14 points, Renata in the second half. This led to signs of improvement, but a Dykstra -- 10 points, 7 rebounds much success, as the Hawks com- tendency to turn over the ball and 4 steals, and Little who had 9 mitted an amazing 21 second half must be corrected if they hope to points and 9 rebounds. However, turnovers. win. the team totals clearly indicated With only 1:38 left, Wind- the game was closer than it Laurier 62 Waterloo 51 sor's Heather Quick completed a should have been. Laurier shot three point play to give the Lan- just 39% from the field and 64% cerettes a one-point lead, 47-46. When the winless Athenas ar- from the stripe. Most importantly, rived at the A.C., Laurier was Laurier than brought the ball up the Hawks had 24 turnovers, the floor. Janice Field was fouled, hoping to find a quick cure for compared to just 7 by Waterloo. their ailing offence. Instead, they but missed both foul shots. The received discovered how easily the turn- Coach Gary Jeffries admitted Hawks the key break the ball when over bug can even the gap be- the game was a struggle. "It's in game called for tween two teams. frustrating. For us to be really Quick was travelling after grabbing the rebound with Despite opening a seven point good, we cannot turn the ball 1:14 left. Catherine Foulon was lead in the first half, the score over. We have to convert every This was a very ap"peering scene against the pathetic Waterloo fouled with 1:06 left, and con- was tied at 26-26 at halftime. In offensive opportunity into a shot. Athenas last week. Here, Kris Peel prepares to set up for a of- verted both free throws for a 48- fact, the Hawks wake-up call did fensive by 47 lead. The Lancerettes then incursion. Cord Photo Tim Sullivan. not arrive until ten minutes were Laurier 50 Windsor 47 forced up an ill-advised shot that left in the contest Waterloo had added 10 points and Dykstra fabulous effort. we to Foulon boarded. Some quick ball But have just completed a three-point play Laurier travelled to Windsor's grabbed boards. Peel contrib- go back to the drawing board on movement found Little open for a 7 to come within 43-41. St. Denis Centre on the weekend uted points, with of from the press break. We lost layup with only 18 seconds show- 10 5 8 our com- Suddenly, Laurier exploded, to do battle with a pesky Lan- ing on the clock. the line. posure in the second half. How- using a 16-4 run that consumed cerette squad. Laurier won the Jeffries had mixed feelings ever, the bottom line is that we seven minutes off the clock, ef- previous meeting between the Foulon paced the Hawks with about the game. "The key tonight won. It was great to beat them fectively putting the game away. two teams in overtime, so they 16 points and 13 rebounds. Little was defence. Everybody gave a here." Lady Volleyballers look to Lakehead weekend By Serge Grenier Laurier women's volleyball team Nor'westers this weekend. In reg- tion, the squad played extremely but Lakehead won a pre-season has been looking for to register ular action last week, the Lady strong defence against the encounter against the Hawks. It It looks like it is all coming their first win of the regular sea- Hawks gave a friendly boost to Athenas. will come down to whichever down to this weekend. son comes with back-to-back the Waterloo Athenas' playoff The Hawks' improved team hits a hot streak. The golden opportunity the games against the Lakehead hopes with a 3-0 loss at the PAC defensive play is a good sign at The Lady Hawk volleyballers last Tuesday. Game scores were this point in the season as it have taken enough abuse this sea- 15-9,15-7 and 15-3. shows a greater level of team son. It's time they win a game. Team coach Cookie Leach cohesion and discipline from their For their sake. Whip Warriors, tie Toronto commented that the action was young roster. What the team Floats and Serves: Game Continued from page 21 much closer than the scores indi- needs now is one outing when all times this weekend are 8:00 Fri- cated for the first two games. players are in top form at the day night and 2:00 Saturday Laurier 3 Toronto 3 "They would get the ball and same time, in order to really show afternoon...Susan Evenden is At the Bubble Saturday night, both the Blues and Hawks were score two points while we would the extent of their potential. listed as questionable...Saturday's ready for a tight-checking game. The result was a 3-3 overtime tie. get the ball and couldn't put any The double-header against the game will be the last home game For the Blues, only a win would have kept their slim playoff hopes offensive thrust together." While Nor'westers would be the perfect of the season. The last regular alive, and the tie, therefore, assured the WLU pucksters of fourth the Lady Hawks were in- time for this squad to come to- season game will be next Friday place in the tough OUAA Central division. consistent offensively and again gether. Neither team has won an in Hamilton against the league- The only obstacle to the Hawks putting this game away in the first had problems with service recep- OWIAA West match this season, leading McMaster Marauders. period was the Blues' goaltender, Franco Giammarco. He was a standout throughout the game, making save after save during several Hawk offensive flurries, and looked particularly impressive as he Playoff chances dim but still lit stopped Dan Rintche on a short-handed breakaway mid-way through the fust stanza. By Shelley Burns season. He had a team high of 18 "We were under pressure to The score was tied 2-2 after one period of play as Kevin Smith blocks, 21 kills and 9 digs during win. We had to win which made and Mike Maurice scored back-to-back goals 57 seconds apart to There was the sweet smell of the game. Other stellar per- us play as a team," explained erase an early Toronto lead. The Blues had opened the scoring only a victory in the air for the Golden formances came from Rob Scott Davis. "I feel confident about Volleyball minute and a half into the game. Hawks last Friday in and Arnie McFalls. Scott had 5 playing McMaster. I'm sure we The second period saw Rintche come out with the only goal, as he Windsor. blocks, 8 kills and 20 digs, while can beat them." The McFalls, scored right off the face-off. In the Laurier nets, Rob Dopson made Hawks beat the Lancers a rookie, accumulated 3 The Hawks play the Hawks 3-1, winning the first two blocks, several key saves in the second period which allowed the host games 16kills and 11 digs. Marauders tomorrow night in and Windsor Unfortunately, to come out the frame up 3-2. 15-8 16-14. then the news from Hamilton. If they lose, Laurier In the third period, Toronto tough guy Joey Rampton scored five the border city was not all good. minutes into the period to tie the score and send the game into over- Scott Lee continued his Bruce MacGregor will be out the rest season It will be and time. simply amazing play of of due to a nagging nip tuck for saw some of the most exciting play of the injury. the The overtime frame late... Hawks to make the game. Toronto nearly won it in the first minute, but the shot rang Assistant coach Steve Davis playoffs... solidly off the post A minute later, WLU almost went home vic- commented, "The team played torious but could get the through the flurry of bodies in front came to no one back win the third match, well. They gelled together as a can say good-bye to any hope of of net pulled goalie with a minute left, since a tie 15-13, the The Blues their before Laurier ended the group." One reason, perhaps, was making the playoffs. Wins in the was to no avail. was of no use to them, but it evening with a convincing 15-6 that the Hawks were finally able two remaining game interesting to say regular season Ice Chips: The officiating in the Toronto was win. to employ their new offensive games, against the Marauders and York on Satur- the least...Next action for the Hawks sees them host Scott Lee was still on the hot strategies, using superb blocking then in St. Catharines against this week, day...Kevin Smith has turned into an offensive threat streak that has made him one of and setting techniques to lead the Brock, though, would assure notching goals in consecutive games. the more consistent players this way to victory. them of a playoff spot. The Cord Weekly 24 Thursday, February 9,1989 W.L.U.S.U. The following Feature is for the Wilfrid Laurier University Stu- dents' Union and to help the members of WLUSU, that being you the students, in your choices for the elected positions of: President Executive Vice-President Vice-President: University Affairs Directors ofthe WLUSU Board The following are the platforms for the candidates for the aforementioned positions. If you have any questions contact the Stu- dents' Union office on the second floor of the Student Union Build- ing or call 884-1360. I wish to express my appreciation to all Director and Presidential candidates for their co-operation. Good Luck with your campaigns and on Election Day. Photographs by EA. Sajnovic & Jon Rohr Presidential Candidates Layout and Design by EA. Sajnovic I)Greater accessibility and ac- campaigning for President, I wish It is up to WLUSU and the Ad- gether with the new Board of countability to the students to draw attention to my main con- ministration working together to Directors, I will set a high throughout all areas of the Stu- cern. This concern centers on the create and maintain a quality of priority on redevelopment of the dents' Union. lack of communication that exists education that is high and relative Turret, giving it a much needed 2)With your support on election between the student body, to the tuition fees that you pay. facelift. In developing a new day, oversee the implementation WLUSU and the University Ad- When things become stagnant, "Turret", it will also be important of the elevator. ministration. This affects the flow people become complacent. to improve food service and se- 3)Work with the Executive and of vital information regarding the lection, and make draft beer ABOUT the elected Directors to imple- concerns of the student body. In THINK IT!!!! available. The Turret serves not ment a Part-Time Students' fee the past this has been the leading only as an important source of and give these students represen- factor in misunderstandings and revenue for the Students' Union, tation within the Union. grievances among these three but as a centre of social activity 4)Work with everyone; WLUSU parties and as a result, a confused, and friendship. After years of personnel and non-WLUSU apathetic student body has devel- neglect, it is time to give the Tur- people alike to bring about a Tur- oped. ret a new atmosphere and image. ret that we all can be proud of. This lack of communication Another important task for s)Work with off-campus students has also led to the lack of TRUST WLUSU is working to improve in ensuring that their concerns are the student body places in its rep- our relationship with the Water- not lost. resentative; WLUSU. If elected, I loo Community. As your Presi- 6)Work with Head Residents, will attack this problem head-on dent I would establish a Com- Keith Doan: Dons, and House Council Presi- and revamp the communication mittee on community relations. dents bringing about greater The campaign for President of in process so as to create a more Members of the Board of Direc- WLUSU has begun, and in the communication between WLUSU knowledgeable, productive and tors and interested students would course of the next week a number and the students in residence. accountable WLUSU. To accom- attend city council meetings to 7)Work with of issues will be brought to your Administration and plish this I will employ the ser- ensure an active, permanent community attention that will merit consider- leaders in ensuring vices of the WLUSU Marketing presence in the municipal deci- that ation now and in the future. student's concerns are not Department to conduct surveys sion making process. Not only is My name is Keith Doan and I lost. which will bring the student con- leadership required to improve If President, position community, have been an Arts & Science rep- elected these cerns to the forefront. This and our in the things I but it is to resentative on the Board of Direc- will be done. will work other research will be started as also necessary develop to plan tors for the past year and I have very hard ensure that we all soon as I am elected so that I can A 1 Strathdee: a future for the development served as Secretary on the com- work together as one. assume an appropriate course of of the Students' Union. As Presi- mittee of Commission Services action as soon as I take office. By Having served on the Board dent I would work in conjunction and Review. During the past year VOTE KEITH DO AN. doing this, issues and develop- of Directors since last May, I with the Board of Directors to de- I have also been the President of ments can begin on May Ist rath- have been exposed to both the velop a five year plan which C.H. Little House and have er than the following year or not strengths and weaknesses of would help to shape the future for WLUSU. served your interests on the Food at all as has happened in the past I have worked hard to our services and actions. maintain my Services Committee and the This would result in a commitment to Finally, this election is more making student government Inter-Residence Council. WLUSU that expresses the con- more than a campaign of smiling faces As your representative in cerns of the student body actively personal and responsible. and hollow promises. Before I Throughout my term, these groups, I have always ap- to the University Administration I have also made my decision to run I read an proached issues in a manner that and local government, but most made effort to ensure that many of the campaign platforms finances have been carefully allo- would best serve the students of of all, a WLUSU that the student of past elections. I was dis- cated. However, my involvement WLU. My opinion means much body could finally TRUST to get appointed to read many promises in the Students' Union has shown more with student input into the results. There are issues that af- which seemed blatantly insincere. me that there is still a various issues. I am of the belief fect all of us at WLU and need great deal I encourage everyone to listen of work to be done. that students are the most integral more attention than they are cur- carefully to the candidates, be- come informed and scrutinize part of WLUSU and without con- rently receiving. Since my arrival at Laurier, I their statements. I for one will not stant communication, the Stu- FOOD SERVICES: Plagued by have seen a great many changes. campaign to promote unattainable dents' Union would crumble. As substandard product and high As the university grows it be- goals, but rather, offer the dedica- President I will be fully acces- prices. comes important increasingly that tion, sincerity and honesty with sible. I would like to see more HANDICAPPED: Poor access we the students, have an active which I worked as a Director on communication between WLUSU around campus. voice in shaping the future our of this year's Board of Directors. I and groups like Food Services TURRET: Losing to competition, institution. As your President, I look forward to meeting you and and the Inter-Residence Council. erratic attendance and needed would work hard to ensure that I will personally attend the meet- renovations. hearing your concerns during the student services keep up with in- campaign. Exercise your right ings of these and other groups to Terry Lennox: PARKING: Simply not enough. creasing demand. WLUSU must and vote on February 16th. witness and obtain information Terry Lennox, finally some- These issues not only face the strive to improve services and ac- about basic student concerns. one you can TRUST. This WLU student today, but the stu- tively fulfill its obligations to the Strathdee, Cleaning Up Here are the things that I per- campaign slogan is meant to dents of tomorrow as well. With student population. A 1 sonally pledge to do as President briefly summate my reasons for increasing enrollment we need WLUSU They are not outrageous promises running for the position of more facilities and more services. The ability to communicate but they are in line with things WLUSU President Short and long term planning is and cooperate with WLUSU that many students are concerned Although there are a number the answer to the degradation of volunteers and staff should be the about: of reasons as to why I am services, facilities and programs. first priority of the President. To- The Cord Weekly 24 Thursday, February 9,1989 ElectionFeature Executive Vice-President Acclaimed Jeffrey Walters: I am Jeff Walters, your Ex- While you listen to the var- Hello Laurier. It is election ecutive Vice-President elect. I ious candidates speak, keep in time once again here on our got this job because no one mind certain issues that are It should be campus. very in- else ran for it, which means I presently important to Laurier. teresting over the next couple don't have to run a campaign. Questions such as the student of weeks as candidates make a I am an Honours Business stu- drug plan and the elevator run for the various elected dent, presently a member of fund are two points that every- positions in WLUSU. I think it First Year Council, and the one should think carefully is essential that everyone FYC representative on the about. Other issues such as come out and get involved by BOD. While I am only in first Turret renovations, the lack of making informed decisions as year, and somewhat in- student parking, as well as to who will run WLUSU next experienced, I have a lot of transportation problems are year. Please remember the drive and ambition to do a first also pertinent. Students' Union exists for the rate job as your Executive students themselves. It is im- Vice-President. I have spent Everyone should consider portant that everyone cast their time listening and learning these points and express their ballot wisely so that all stu- about the workings of views by voting on February dents will be represented by a WLUSU this year and I plan 16th. If anyone has any ques- group of individuals who can to give as much energy as is tions or concerns, feel free to make competent decisions necessary to ensure that opera- contact me at any time. concerning the well-being of tions run as smoothly as pos- I'm here for you, the stu- all. sible. dents ofLaurier. Stuart A. Lewis: Acclaimed The mandate of WLUSU is to affectUniversity positive change. As the Vice-President: University Affairs for 1989-1990 it is my programs are contingent upon costs of a middle-man. But goal Affairs to fulfill this mandate. the same the Vice-President: importantly, factors as hous- most I am open to One of the first steps to ing issue. Establishing a safety suggestions from anyone as to change, and definitely the program should not be too dif- what programs and projects most important, is INTEGRA- ficult, considering the great would be beneficial to WLU TION. need for one. Again with con- students. A tripartite integration is centrated efforts from all On a final note, I would the key to success for the Stu- parties, an excellent program like to state that the Depart- dents' Union. This is particu- can be launched. ment of University Affairs larly important when tackling Many people feel that will not represent the special the issue of student WLUSU needs some major interests of any particular fac- housing—for housing stan- changes. I certainly agree with ulty. Recently many WLU stu- dards, rents and tenant restric- this and I trust that this year's dents have suggested that tions to improve, it will take executive will be as eager to WLUSU does not consider the combined efforts from the make changes as I am. Some interests of business students. city, University Administra- of the things that I would like For those who are concerned tion and both University Stu- to do include expanding the about this, I assure you this is dents' Unions. Perhaps with tutorial service, initiating an not the case. enough support, the existing "Adopt-a-Grandparent" pro- I am looking forward to a discriminatory, exclusionary gram through the Operation productive and exciting year bylaw, which allows only five Outreach subsidiary of the as your Vice-President: Uni- unrelated people to live in a University Affairs department versity Affairs. I'm sure I can single family dwelling, can be and also I would like to look speak for next year's execu- eliminated. into the possibilities of an tive in encouraging you to get As a continuation on the organized book exchange at involved in WLUSU. But right theme of integration, the con- which students can sell their now, I would like to en- sistently talked about safety books directly to other stu- courage you myself, by asking can and "Walk Home Safe" dents without the hassle and you to vote. The Cord Weekly 25 Thursday, February 9,1989 Director Candidates time. I have good leadership ence. For the past three years I renovate the Turret: get the paint- qualities, get along with people have been representing you in ing up without any further delays. very well, and will go out on a your student government in a va- limb for anyone. So on the day of riety of positions. WLUSU some- elections vote for someone who times works in round about ways cares, and put a check beside that are well known to me, and I Gordon Bilecki for Board of can turn this around to work for Directors. you in a more effective manner. I will continue to work on projects that I have started this year, such as the plan to redecorate the Tur- ret, making it a better place for Laurier students to enjoy; and a Bank machine in the SUB, which I have already secured a contract for. It is time that WLUSU made more effort to work harder at things that directly effect us here at WLU, for we need a more ef- Jim Alemany: fective student voice to air our Karen Gordon: As a member of the OS MP concerns to the University! I am As a first year student, I and a candidate for the position of also very concerned about the would like to bring fresh new Director of WLUSU, I have com- way that WLUSU spends your ideas into WLUSU. WLU is a Anastasia Hryciw: mitted myself to several ideals. I $350,000 in student fees, and great school, but there is plenty of THE OFFICIAL SCARY find it a waste of my time and with my two years of experience room for improvement. MARY PARTY WANTS your's promising the moon, like in WLUSU finances, would First and foremost, is the YOU!!... so many others often do. What I, ensure that they are spent in an problem of student parking. I feel and my fellow OSMP candidates, effective manner. Don't forget to that with more pressure from the My name is Anastasia Hryciw will promise is integrity, honesty, vote, when you do, vote Students' Union, the necessary and (elect that girl with the scary and change. Too many times both Robert Broad: Chris Gain for Director. changes could be implemented. this year and other years, mem- I'm Robert Broad and I'm Second, a campus-wide 'we name). As an OFFICIAL Candi- of the OSMP, promise to bers of the BOD, some of them running for a position on the recycle' program, could be ad- date I uphold the OFFICIAL policies, consistently, have abstained from Board of Directors. Right now, ministered to address the apparent voting on issues of major con- I'm in first year Economics and environment issues. feelings and goals advocated by my PARTY (if was not what they every day at WLU has been a And most importantly, there foreseeable allow- cern. That able!). were elected for! The members of blast. This year I was a member is a strong need for WLUSU in- The OFFICIAL SCARY the BOD should represent those of the First Year Council and I volvement in the day to day ac- MARY PARTY was recently cre- who elected them and, need be, gained a good idea of how tivities of WLU students. Topics if ated as a radical movement ad- things up WLUSU works. Next year I want such as: student housing, food stir if student interests vocating SINCERITY, are at stake. Fence sitting and to be on the Board and improve services, Turret renovations and HONESTY & CHANGE. bowing to the of the it. increased involvement for the pressures Responding to fears of AC- Executive and Administration is WLUSU is an organization 'under 19' crowd, desperately CLAMATION, INEFFICIENCY not in my interest as a student,nor devoted to the needs and wants of need to be addressed. & MISREPRESENTATION (of your's. My wish is to see the students. If I am elected I will A Vote for me is as good as is it in your needs and concerns), OSMP Directors become a uphold and strengthen that tradi- having the job done. the Board of its best and brightest (not representative of tion. Vote Karen Gordon for the banded legitimate the looking) Candidates for Next year I want the Turret to WLUSU BOD. bad students and their concerns and DIRECTORS. OSMP informs wishes, merely the rubber be a bigger success. It makes us not you of issues as they happen, stamp in our money and, more important- that it has been the past raising concerns of issues that If elected that's what I and my ly, was built for all years of stu- enjoy. want to have been OVERLOOKED in the fellow OSMPers will push for. dents to I continue Grant Gingrich: to better all the services that past. Hello WLU! I'm Grant OSMP raises awareness con- WLUSU presently offers to the Gingrich, I'm in first year Busi- cerning SAFETY students. University should be the AND ness, and I want to serve you on RECREATION. I, and other best time of everyone's life and I next year's BOD. Whether you for: want to be on WLUSU to make OSMP Candidates, stand are in Arts, Science or Business, I a continuous SAFE sure it turns out that way. —reviving would like your help in making Shuttle Elect Robert Broad to the Walk Program, creating a WLUSU more approachable and improving outdoor Board of Directors and I will Bus service, personal. creating rape work hard to support the rights of Campus lighting, a During the past year, I have & LINE; all of you. crisis centre HOT been involved at Laurier as the —improving Turret atmosphere, Student Manager of Varsity Foot- piping music in stairwell up to ball, as a volunteer for WLUSU, Turret; and currently as chairperson of —Supplying more photocopiers the Laurier Awards Committee. I in SUB; believe I have the intensity and —providing Typing services with devotion required to serve your computeraccounts; Mark Hegins (Buck): interests. —including condoms in FROSH As a student I am concerned Hi everyone. I'll be brief. If packages. about discriminatory housing elected to the BOD, I will support I am in 4th year Political policies, scarce parking and a dis- two main issues: Science returning to finish my Gordon Bilecki: tant administration. I favour a I)The Elevator Fund: Administrative Option. I con- My name is Gordon Bilecki refurbished Turret and would like The Turret should be acces- demn Aerosol Cans, Acid Rain & and I am jrunning for a position to see a student discount card sible to all students at WLU, and Cruise Missile tests. I advocate on the Bdferd of Directors. From brought to WLU. As a lifetime this can only be achieved by in- equal rights, safe sex (for those Waterloo, well stalling an elevator to transport the onsejiof my attendance at resident of I am who do) & pursuit of happiness handicapped Laurier, Shave wanted to be in- familiarized with the services and individuals. It also (are these mutually exclusive?) volved a decision making facilities the area has to offer stu- makes draft beer possible and committee possessing the inten- dents and can provide a tinique band equipment can be moved tions to improve life at Laurier. perceptive to Board meetings. more easily, so it's worth the BOOM BOOM BOOM SEND The studpits must voice their Chris Gain: Finally, I ask that you come cost. ANASTASIA HRYCIW TO opinionsj&eeping all your argu- Hello! I am asking for your and talk to me about your con- 2) Put up the Springsteen Paint- THE BOARD ROOM! (ha-CHA- ments ans|dis likes locked up in- support in returning me to the cerns, aßd on February 16th, vote ing: " CHA-CHA) side whKfe they cannot be WLUSU Board of Directors. I be- Grant iaingrich for Director. i Whether or not the Tuftet gets debated |fpes nothing for our lieve there are good reasons why renovated, shouldn't hold up the populus. ram the person with the I should continue being your rep- displaying of Denny Derit's dona- key. I to hear any com- resentative. Firstly, a vote for tion to the university. Who knows plaint and bring it up at any given Chris Gain is a vote for experi- how long it's going to take to TV Cord Weekly 26 Thursday, February 9,1989 Director Candidates ret. As our biggest source of sentative of students' non- continued revenue we have to ensure the academic interests. We've taken a continued popularity of the Tur- good step this year in deciding to ret. I support a number of elect our directors at large rather proposals including taking out a than departmentally. Now we, the loan in the range of $100,000- students, must insure that our in- $250,000 for refurbishment. I terests are being represented by would like to see the establish- voting for a Board of Directors ment, probably in the library, of a that cares. I can promise to listen section where students can to your concerns and be ready see/sign out copies of past mid- and willing to let you know how terms for study purposes. Con- the Union is working for you. tinued pressure needs to be This year's BOD has taken placed on the administration for some good initiative towards Tur- increased residence and parking ret redevelopment and the in- space (I think the parking situa- stallation of an elevator to make tion has improved). I support the the Student Union Building ac- concept of restructuring cessible to everyone. There are WLUSU's executive structure. good things ahead for Laurier stu- External promotion of WLU in- dents, and I want to work for you, Nick Jimenez: creases the value of all of our de- Cory Lipovschek: once again, to bring you more! My name is Nick Jimenez, grees, in light of this there are a How will your BOD look next VOTE MO!! and I am running for a position number of new avenues of year? The choice is yours and I, Joan Pickel: on the Board of Directors. Stu- promotion which should be pre- Cory Lipovschek, would like to dent government is an important sented to administration. And be a part of your choice. part of our school for there are finally, if you have any questions As a first year student, I'm a THE OFFICIAL SCARY many issues that arise in which or concerns please ask. member of the track team, OFF- MARY PARTY WANTS students need representation. You CAM and WLUSU's First Year YOU!!! need an individual who can think Council. My involvement with like you, someone you know will first year council has allowed me use his vote to your advantage. to experience the politics and pro- As an official representative As these contentious issues sur- cesses involved in running the of the OFFICIAL SCARY face, I will be there to ensure that Students' Union. MARY PARTY, I, Joan Pickel, your feelings and considerations If elected as Director, I will have been officially commis- on the matter will be voiced. act to reinstate the initiative to sioned to issue an official state- Hard work and honest motiva- bring a positive change in the ment of policy to you, the official tion are essential qualities in a City of Waterloo's Housing student body (unofficially, of BOD member, two such traits this Legislation. course). Before I begin, you candidate is no stranger to, no sir! Equally as important would should know that I am a third I know I can be a responsible rep- be improved communication be- year business student resentative of WLU students, and tween students and representa- The OFFICIAL SCARY I hope you give me the chance to tives on the Board of Directors, MARY PARTY was created to work for you in the coming year. perhaps through greater use of the Dan Neilsen: alleviate students' worst fear. Cord. I believe every student has AH, February is upon us once What is this fear? What is the right to be informed and ac- again, revealing the waning of SCARY MARY'S worst night- tive in all decisions concerning winter at long last. It's that mare? What does Webster's them. glorious time of year in which we define as 'inefficiency'? What is look to pathetic of apathy at Joe Lapcevich: Let me be your voice on the the sky and anticipate the the symptom Since becoming involved in 1989-1990 BOD. On February changes of spring, look to our ex- WLU? ACCLAMATION! AC- anticipate change WLUSU, I have become aware 16th, 1989, vote Lipovschek for ams and a of CLAMATION! ACCLAMA- that it is plagued with Director. Let Lipovschek work degree and look to the polls for a TION! bureaucratic bullshit. I despise for you. change in WLUSU. bullshit. My name is Dan Nielsen and I love An apathetic student body is I am a second year business change. I would love you to help bred by an ineffective student student, presently working as me change from Dan Niel- the government, which fails to listen PR Manager In sen (Ist year bus nob-without-a- for WLUSU. the to their fee-paying constituents. past year, I've seen the board cause) to Dan Nielsen (Director Instead, our party concentrates on deny proposals based on outdated at Large). I have but one quality listening to YOUR problems and bylaws, which could have been worthy of enticing you to my solving them the way YOU want altered to be more suitable to the square on the ballot—it's quite simple to Specifically, as DIRECTORS, we present time. This can not be and the point. —I am not a politician would like to: improve Turret at- justified and I do have an alterna- mosphere, consolidate the way of thinking to offer. am I go into this campaign Damon John: tive I WLUSU typing service with the extremely open minded and I am making no promises. I am not This year I hope to be able to computer system, purchase more constantly seeking change for the certain to keep nor do I enter with accomplish some of last years un- photocopiers (!!!!) and extend the feel strongly a some partisan act in mind. I sally finished goals (better promotion better. I that Board safety program (including SAFE, if forth with only my preference for for WLU in the eyes of should only exist every mem- lighting, rape crisis ber has this type of attitude. common sense, an insatiable need employers, and a major refurbish- to work hard, centre/hotline, and shuttlebus). I am not here to make a list of an open mind con- ing of the Turret). Having spent to equally The OFFICIAL SCARY extravagant promises, because I nected an open ear and two years in WLUSU (my first MARY PARTY wants to remind give you more credit than that. I the experience that my efforts year as a first year council rep with Ist year council have al- you to VOTE. VOTE to show in- only want to say that if elected, I and my second as a business lowed. terest in YOUR student govern- director). I have a much better will cooperate with other Board Maureen McGuire: ment. VOTE to turn apathy into idea of how the whole system members, and voice your My name is Maureen enthusiasm. VOTE FEBRUARY Dan Nielsen—A CHANGE IN works. I realize the time it takes opinions to the best of my ability. McGuire. I was a latecomer to 16th!! Please, on Februrary 16th, THE RIGHT DIRECTION! to implement any changes, and this year's Board of Directors as consider what I've had to and the many obstacles reform en- say your Music Director, elected in vote for effective representation. counters. When people say to me October. I am a Second Year stu- I thank-you, and remember, BOOM BOOM BOOM! Joe Lapcevich for director. "that's not our mandate" or "we Vote dent in Music and Political responsible voters make SEND JOAN TO THE BOAR- Thank-you for your time. can't do that" instead of feeling Science. responsible government DROOM! angry or discouraged, I just go As a Music student, I've ahead and make my own en-< noticed how easy it is for students quiries. This is a long winded to be segregated departmentally. way of saying I've got the experi- Business students may have never ence now to get what can be entered the Aird building, and done. Music students may not know The issues I would like to where the Atrium is! WLUSU is concentrate most on this year in- the bond to keep us together, and clude: Refurbishment of the Tur- the Board of Directors is repre- The Cord Weekly 27 Thursday, February 9,1989 Director Candidates SINCERITY and CHANGE!! ministration on important issues continued Policies requiring implementation like parking and the state of our and/or improvements include: Library. weekend/late-nite shuttlebus, continuous SAFE program, as- Vote to make these words part sault crisis centre/hotline, more of WLUSU's vocabulary. photocopiers and better TOILET atmosphere (OOPS —Turret). Show concern for WLUSU by voting February 16th. BOOM BOOM BOOM, send SCARY MARY to the Board Room! Mary Robinson: Scott Williams: THE OFFICIAL SCARY First things first, here is a MARY PARTY! Re-elect Mary little bit about myself and my ex- Robinson—No Relation. periences. I am a Third Year Actually, if you've ever seen Business student and I have me the morning after the night served on the Board of Directors before you might think, if the for two years. Presently, I am Wendy Watson: party fits—wear it. Chairman of the Constitutional, Put experience to work for Why the OSMP? I feel it's Operations and Development you—Put Wendy Watson back on imperative that fun exists in stu- committee (COD) and I am a Stu- the Board. Hi, Wendy dent politics. (It's SCARY I'm Wat- dent Senator. son and over the past year I enough already!) Our purpose: have As elected representatives, the been representing your interests radically increase awareness BOD must become more acces- and concerns on the WLUSU regarding YOUR student govern- Aidan Tracey: sible through set office hours in a Board of Directors. I have been ment, which YOU must vote for A few words to consider: Or- designated location and through involved with the issues and have representatives YOU feel will ganization, Improvement, and regular open forums in the con- worked hard to see that you have best manifest YOUR interests. Co-operation. These words are course. WLUSU must become gotten the best possible deal. Please recognize that once this simple enough in meaning but more open and more willing to From Turret renovations to im- campaign ends (if re-elected), I this past year as a Director has change as our student body con- proved student representation I will do my best to take student taught me they are a hell of a lot tinues to diversify. We must stand have been there and if elected on views/concerns to the board. harder to apply in real life. up to the administration on issues In response to this, here are a February 16th, I will continue to EXPERIENCE you ask? So be there—for you. On February such as parking, hours buildings few things I would press for if re- are open at night much so...that is how I received 16th, I ask for your support in and wheelchair my SCARY reputation. Seriously elected as a Director for next accessibility. I strongly support year. returning me to the Board. folks, I have university experi- Experience the building of the elevator for ORGANIZATION: Continu- Put Back on the ence which would contribute to Board. the Student Union Building, the position of director. Briefly ing to eliminate unnecessary posi- renovating the Turret to make it a making it speaking, I'm a 3rd year Political tions in WLUSU and VOTE WENDY WATSON FOR better place for student and freez- prominent Science and History Intern. I was more in the students' DIRECTOR. ing the price of beer in the Turret on First Year council, Dean's Ad- eyes. I am enthusiastic and dedi- visory Council and this year, I'm IMPROVEMENTS: A com- cated and I hope I can count on a Director. Additionally on the plete overhaul of the Turret and your support on February 16th. board, I chaired the Marketing an increase in the number of big Put experience back on the Committee and am a member of name acts who perform on Board—re-elect Scott Williams the COD Committee (NO, this campus. for Director. isn't fishy!) CO-OPERATION: Instead of THE OFFICIAL SCARY wasting pages of the Cord on MARY PARTY doesn't want to mud slinging matches between make promises that cannot be ful- the two corporations, using them filled. Our mandate: HONESTY, to put pressure on the School Ad- INFORMATION - - Election Day: FEBRUARY 16TH, 1989 Come out and votefor your Students 9 Union Representative wcv^w^vvvvravi^vsvvravrawtvvwsvftwftraggss^^