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by Tom DiLenge the part that deals with liability. Under this McGowan told the student leaders that The drinking age increase to 21 as of law, the University would be liable not only the administration "does not have any December 1 will have more of a "dramatic for injury or damage caused by intoxication of answers" to this problem, and that they were impact on the social life" of Fordham a person under the age of 21 on campus, but "counting on your imagination" to think of students than expected. also for having caused or contributed to such alternative ways of programming social events Joseph McGowan, vice president for intoxication of any person, even of legal age. without emphasis on alcohol. He added that Student Affairs said this at Tuesday's Student This inlcudes faculty members, the Activities Council meeting, where he administration, and alumni, he said. addressed members of the SAC, the "After reading the law, 1 have had some "It's a very subtle Community Club Network and the Campus of my feelings changed about how widespread Activities Hoard. McGowan said that the the impact of this law will be," he said. and, in some ways, language of the law was "more developed and McGowan added that he now understood more tough" than the one constructed when why other colleges, such as Boston University, nasty law." the legal drinking age was raised to 19 three have closed their pubs. "They're just trying to years ago. He added that it will affect "any protect themselves legally," he said. —Dr. Joseph and everything having to do with getting With this in mind, members from booze." different activities also used this meeting to McGowan "It's a very subtle and, in some ways, develop programs without an emphasis on with the gradual increase in the boarder nasty law," he said. alcohol. "It may be that there will be less beer population to 75 percent the need for such Dr. Joseph McGowan Section 65 of the law, which deals with and wine on this campus, and therefore, more programming will be even greater. prohibited sales, states that any person who is of a burden on creative programmingm," he He said that the alcohol policy that the Tom Dolan, FC'87, SAC representative found guilty of "procuring alcoholic said. University would pursue was now a "matter from Fordham College, expressed concern beverages for persons under the age of 21 is Shaun Mahoney, CBA'86, SAC policy of legal concern" and that a decision would be that the students will be "shafted again," subject to a maximum $200 fine and/or five committee chairman and USG president, made after consulting a legal adviser. since there will be no student input into the days imprisonment. agreed. "Now more than ever, there is a great "Any input other than legal, right now, is decision. He called for a conference between The important section, McGowan said, is emphasis on creative programming," he said. secondary, including administrative," he said. administrators and students to discuss the policy. "I'd like to see some student input...rather than the decision being made Renovations To Include Electric Bleachers and Chairs behind closed doors," he said. Sr. Yolanda Demola, S.C., SAC designate for the dean of Fordham College, also supported the idea of a inference, where "every segment of the Gym Facelift Postponed Until March University is represented in presence of legal ;ounsel." by Jack Curry The new look for the Rose Hill McGowan said that he had formed a Gymnasium will have to wait. committee with several student leaders in the The proposed $300,000 facelift, which beginning of the semester to discuss alcohol was scheduled to begin November 30, has policy, but, having read the law, the problem been postponed until March 15, 1986, after had become "much more serious," and is now the basketball season. "primarily in the hands of legal counsel." "We were supposed to do the work between November 30 and December 23," said Athletic Director Frank McLaughlin, Remember....turn the clocks "but that would have inconvenienced the back one hour this Saturday men's and women's basketball teams." "Instead, we will do the work between night. March 15 and May 20. Once a construction company comes in, no one else can use the gym, and you never know what is going to happen with construction time tables. This way they have all the time they need." The renovation process will include a major overhaul of the bleachers in the evm. Electric bleachers will be installed on three sides of the gym while the side closet to Jack Colfey Field will be fitted with chair back seats. "The chair back seats," said McLaugh- lin, "are for old alumni like me so we can sit down," There will be no openings in the middle of two sides of the bleachers as there are now. ine radio booth will be moved to the McGmley Center side of the gym which will wcome a press area. The team benches will also be moved to ™ McGinley Center side, below the press area. The above chair-back seats will be placed on one side of the Rose Hill "They will be closer to the lockerroom Gymnasium as part of the renovation process. «™ the Fordham student section can cheer McLaughlin said, "but Marty Zwirin raised somewhere along the line," said "•em behind the bench," explained (Lombardi Center Director) has stepped in McLaughlin. "The chair back seats will also McLaughlin. and given them the Lombardi Center which be more expensive. We'll probably raise the The new construction dates will put a makes things a lot easier." prices next year." Lri|np in indoor baseball practices, but Ticket prices are expected to rise after the While the gym waits to be renovated, A"-uuighlin has solved that problem. renovation is complete. . 'baseball will be inconvenienced," "The prices for tickets will probably be Continued on page 12 2/THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24, iy«5 THE CAB CALENDAR

Tuesday, Friday, October 29 Fine Arts Club: presents Dr. Irma October 25 Jaffe's slide lecture on Eighteenth and Mixer: 9 p.m. Ramskellar. Nineteenth Century American Painting. Keating 110,12:30 p.m.

Saturday, Wednesday, October 26 October 30 T.O.P.: presents Mystery Nile 9 p.m., Football vs. Hofstra, Coffey Field Ramskellar. 1 p.m. Cinevents: sponsors The Shining Mixer: 9 p.m.; Ramskellar. 8 p.m., Keating 1st.

Sunday, Thursday Dr. Irma B. Jaffe, noted Art Historian and Fordham Professor, will lecture on October 27 October 31 Eighteenth and Nineteenth Century University Convocation. Cinevents: sponsors Cat's Eye, American Art on Tuesday, in Keating 10:30 a.m., 8 p.m., and 10:30 p.m. 110 at 12:30 p.m. Keating 1st.

T.O.P. Every Monday and Wednesday in the Ramskellar Monday, Monday, October 28th— 9 p.m. October 28 "Duos Jazz" (co-sponsored with Concerts)—Duos is a high-energy jazz Concerts Committee and T.O.P.: band that writes most of the music present Duos Jazz—a high energy jazz which it plays. Their "New Age Jazz" band. 9 p.m. Ramskellar. is delightful and entertaining. Cultural Affairs: Wednesday, October 30th— 9 p.m. Bus leaves for Porgy and Bess 6:15 p.m. T.O.P. "Mystery Nite" McG in ley Center

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recently proposed legislation to improve TAP years behind the by Matthew Bertron allotments. The United Student Government is "No matter what kind of campus you're times, organizationally considering joining the Independent Student at, student you are, or your views on politics, Coalition, a lobbying party of higher moral issues, and ethical issues, that won't and structurally," education public policy interests. It is a move matter.... if you're not able to be part of the -Shaun Mahoney that would launch Fordham students into the campus forum," said Serafini. "The most midst of state and national policy proposals. important thing...is to let people go to college Shaun Mahoney ISC's Executive Director Jeffrey Serafini based on the ability to learn and not the ability spoke to the USG at it's meeting Tuesday, to pay a particular price." said he will establish an external affairs issues that are of interest to students is through outlining the purpose of his organization. The ISC was born out ot a legislative committee that will deal with outside issues. the external affairs committee and the ISC, "There is a need for students to be seminar sponsored jointly by students from Mahoney said state schools receive not the USG itself," said Mahoney. "Our concerned, active, and participating in New York University and Syracuse approximately 75 percent of their funding USG is so busy with other projects that we decisions being made off campus," said University in 1976. Serafini said that 79 from the state while private institutions receive can't reach any of these outside issues." Serafini. "Some one has to speak for the percent of ISC members lobbied on either close to five percent of their funds from state Fordham is currently one of only 25 students." state or federal financial aid last year while allocations, an inequity he hopes to lessen with private schools in New York State who do not ISC is the New York affiliate of the seven percent of non-members lobbied. the external affairs committee and ISC. belong to ISC. The membership issue will Coalition of Independent College and If USG decides to join ISC, Mahoney "The way you deal with state or national come up for a vote at the next USG meeting. University Students, (COPUS), and currently represents 55 of 90 student goverments at private colleges in New York. By joining the paper talk organization, Fordham would gain a vote on the ISC board that currently represents approximately 400,000 students in private schools in New York. Students Respond To paper's Appeal For an annual fee of 50 cents per student represented by a particular member USG, by Vickl Donaghue would like to write for the paper. And some have noticed that the paper is which for Fordham would work out to about Two weeks ago, Laura Dolce, editor-in- "I wouldn't mind doing sports or taking less outspoken than it was in the past. Last $2,150. ISC provides seminars on leadership, chief of the paper, announced that the paper pictures," said John Caggiano, CBA'88. "I week, Dolce said that its students have become and a broad basis of other events that allow a would fold if they continued to have staff have time, but I never thought about doing more "middle of the road" than in the past. particular school to see how other ISC problems. it." "I'm not an avid reader of the paper," members are dealing with campus, state and At a seminar held Tuesday, more than 40 "I like the paper," said Bill Larney, said Mark Narby, FC'86. "The undassifieds national issues. In addition ISC actively people came to express an interest in writing FC'88. "It's not too serious. If I want to read are funny. They didn't seem to take a strong lobbies on issues of concern at the state and for the paper. something serious, I'll read the Times." stand on anything." national level for its members. "At first only one person walked in, then Some cited time restrictions as their The administration is supportive, but "Our student government is ten years a few more, and then at 12:30, 40 people reason for not writing for the paper. said the paper should take a look at themselves behind the times, organizationally and walked in," Dolce said. "I work 40 hours a week as it is," said before continuing. structurally," said Shaun Mahoney, CBA'86, Dolce said that they would most likely be John Beyrer, CBA'88. "I can't work "We (administration) haven't been asked USG president. "There are a lot of doing an issue next week, but their future is anymore." to do anything yet, but I would do anythinj? improvements to be made, but how do you do still questionable. Other students said they don't agree with possible," said Michael Sullivan, Dean of that? This is a way to have the information at "None of them knew we were in that the philosophy of the paper. Student Activities. "I think that first they need your fingertips." much trouble," Dolce said. The students said "The issues they got into did not appeal internal assessment. After that, I'd be happy According to Serafini, ISC lobbied and they had wanted to get involved, but were too to me. If they changed their style, it would be to write a letter to faculty asking them to restored over a billion dollars to the student lazy and felt now was a good time, she said. more interesting," said Kim Brown, FC'86. encourage writers." financial aid package for fiscal year 1987 and In separate interviews, students said they Scavenger Hunt Antics From the Darkroom with John Roussey WAC Trip A Success

by Sally Eberhardt in Greenwich Village that's not obscene "Coming home we ran about 14 red (most team came back with a pink shopping lights, averaging about 60 mph. We stole our bag they bought because tnere is nothing in carriage whip. Bloomingdale's was closed so the Pink Pussycat that isn't obscene. I ran in the employer entrance and grabbed Managers at the boutique testified to this.) the first bag I saw for 20 points." One of the most popular items to find was a Is the preceeding a getaway scene from a horse whip from a Central Park Hansom Can James Bond movie perhaps? No, but Al and the horse's hoof print for an additional Naxor, CBA'89, had just as much fun. 50 points. It was the Weekend Activities In total, nine teams, each with four Committee Scavenger Hunt, where 36 stu- hunters signed up. After the eight-hour day dents were challenged to find unique things of hunting, all the groups met back at in the biggest playground in the world—New Bishop's Lounge to tally points. The York City. winners, whose group included team leader "I wish all of the items could have been Michael Simon, FC'88, Richard Meador, as exciting as getting Lily Tomlin's autograph FC'88, Rosemary Bischoff, FC'88, and and running through the halls of the Plaza Jeffrey Jacques, FC'88, won with a total of Hotel searching for a "Do Not Disturb 770 points out of a possible 1,100. The prize Sign'," said Katy Fagan, FC87. was a dinner for four at The Tavern-on-the- They might not have been as exciting, Green restaurant in Central Park. but all seemed to have their own degree of "It was really a ball," said Meador. fun. "Getting the towel at the Plaza was a high- Among the harder treasures on the 50 light. Next year I'll definitely take a car, item list were one-half of a ham sandwich though." from McSorley's with a note from the bar- Simon, who took his car, might not tender verifying that it was bought there; an agree. "It was very rough and very fun," he autograph of the doorman at the Trump said, "but my car will never be the same Tower on Trump Tower letterhead (ob- again and every cop in New York City will be University President Joseph O'Hare, S.J., accom- taining the letterhead proved to be the harder looking for me." task); and a picture of the group's members Most everyone had one memory they panies New York State Governor Mario Cuomo to a taken with "Nick" and "Chica" at Puglia's would cherish. Rcstautant. "Richard Meador faked an English Thomas More Symposium held last Thursday in the The nearly impossible items included accent to get in front of maybe 40 people at McGinley Center. something from the Pink Pussycat Boutique McSorley's to get the ham sandwich," Bischoff said. 4ITHE RAM, THURSDAY/OCTOBER 24,1

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Cily/Stalc/Zip_ Tuesday and Thursday — 9:00-3:00 p.m. FU By Appointment - 579-2154 THE RAM/THURSDAY,OCTOBER24,1985/5 SERG Seeks More University Recognition by Matthew Browne "Our budget is small," said Debbie In 1977 a Physical Plant worker fell in the Shaeffer, SERG president. "It's not high library and bled to death because help did not enough to substantiate what we need." SERG arrive in time to save him. is allocated $583 from the Student Activities That same year Charlie Ashdown Council and the University pays for gas and founded SERG (Student Emergency Response van maintenance. help us," Shaeffer said. She said she feels that lacks other vital emergency equipment. The Group) in order to prevent other similar The heart of the problem, they said, is he has not paid attention to her requests for rescue team, for example, does not have a tragedies from occuring. The student-run that SERG has many trained people, including more support. stretcher which is essential for transporting service has progressed in recent years to four EMTs (Emergency Medical Technicians), Moran, on the other hand, said that he patients with severe injuries. become a highly efficient organization dealing but lacks the proper equipment necessary to do had not spoken with SERG recently and that Oxygen is another important material primarily with First Aid and ambulance a thorough job. They said the condition of the Shaeffer "should come and see me." He did that §ERG lacks. Brown said that a supply of SERG van is perhaps the best illustration of say, though, that SERG should be helped. oxygen would have helped the team to treat G said, though, that it could be this inadequacy. "SERG has come to the point where it a respiratory arrest victim three weeks ago. even more effective if it had more recognition "The guy who came to look at it said, needs supplemental support from the The group's hands are tied because they and better equipment. 'that thing is a piece of garbage'," said University," he said. can't even accept contributions from outside "For the service we do, I think we deserve Shaeffer about a recent inspection of the van. According to Brown, Moran has not sources to aid them. "People want to donate more recognition," said Steve Brown, FC'86, Aside from mechanical problems, the van has responded properly to the appeals of SERG. money, but money would have to be donated Ihe Chief of Operations for SERG. He said caused trouble because it is not immediately Brown claims that he,spoke with Moran in though the University and earmarked for the group has received no formal recognition recognizable as an emergency vehicle. The van March and was assured that everything would SERG," Shaeffer said. since its inception. is old and beaten up and does not have the be taken care of. He wrote to Moran during She said that four families do want to "The University has a responsibility to proper lights and markings of an emergency the summer to remind him about his contribute money to SERG, and they are in the students, and it is not living up to that van. Consequently, other vehicles do not agreement to help the program. Then, a week the process of writing a letter to Rev. Joseph responsibility as far as emergency service is always yield the right of way to the SERG van. and a half ago, Moran assured him that he had O'Hare, S.J., University president, in order to concerned," Brown said. Shaeffer and Brown said they have talked taken care of things and pushed through some contribute. SERG said that this lack of to the administration, particularly assistant assistance for SERG, including $3,000 in Shaeffer said she thinks that many people acknowledgement by the Fordham vice president for student affairs Rev. Denis repair money for the van. Brown said the don't contribute because they can't contribute admnistration has been discouraging, and Moran, S.J. about additional funding from money still has not materialized, but that directly to the organization. "We have a lot of insufficient funds also have dampened the the University, but they have not gotten good Moran said the money has been tied up and spirit but not enough money," she said. spirits of SERG's 45 members to a larger results. will come through shortly. "With better equipment, we could do so much degree. "Either he's not willing or not able to In addition to a suitable vehicle, SERG more." Saga.

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Read All About It US Says Soviet, PERES very weekday morning, hundreds of he believes thai an ot his hard work will pay Rose Hill residents awaken to find a off when he enters the business world. Violates Treaty ; QN MIDEAST P ; with a Missile coMED B fresh copy of The New York Times at "1 am getting hands on experience WEL theiEr doorstep. As campus residents sleep, or towards running my own business," says get ready for their 8:30 a.m. classes, John Bedosky. Bedosky, CBA'85, his hands covered with Although daily deliveries are, for the newsprint, makes his way through almost most part, routine, Bedosky has had his share Ask Stale lo Acl in Fight j every building on campus. I annual Oisclosme ; of mishaps. h Hall ot Members "People don't realize the problems I go through, the job is not as easy as it sounds," Fordham Focus says Bedosky. Walsh Hall, and its notorious with malfunctioning elevators, has been one of the greatest obstacles to Bedosky's job. In the beginning of the year the elevators were Tom Hanley "I think that he (Bedosky) should be "I allow six days at the end of the semester constantly out of service and Bedosky would commended for providing such a vital service just in case days are missed during the leave the papers at the security booth. to the Fordham community," said semester. If the students should miss delivery John Bedosky is Rose Hill's New York "There's no way I can go up thirteen Constantine Poulopoulos, FC'86. any day durirfg the semester, the delivery will Times deliverer. His job requires that he wake flights with all those papers," says Bedosky. His roommate, Telly Papanikolaou, be made up during this six day period." each weekday morning at 6:30 a.m., and then Bedosky found himself in a predicament FC'88, is not as pleased with the service. spend the next hour and a half delivering 170 one morning when half of the newspapers for "There have been several occasions when "If there's a problem I want people to newspapers to subscribing residents, campus Walsh Hall became stuck in one of the the newspaper wasn't delivered," said contact me (at New Hall 104)," says Bedosky. offices, and New York Times vending elevators. Papanikolaou. "I'm trying my hardest to make this thing machines. Bedosky employs another student, "I usually leave the papers in the In reply to such criticism, Bedosky says, go." John Brivena, FC'89, who is responsible for elevator for convenience," says Bedosky, delivering an additional 90 papers to several "because no one else is using the elevators at other campus locations. that time. That particular morning, I was on As Rose Hill's Times deliverer, Bedosky the seventh floor and 1 pushed the button but is the newspaper's circulation representative the elevator became stuck on the floor and the THck Or TVeat At Rose Hill on campus and is responsible for everything doors wouldn't open. I couldn't believe it! 1 from getting subscriptions to actual delivery. talked to a physical plant worker who called by Edward Boland around. The principal of Our Lady of Mercy "I consider myself an entrepreneur for the elevator repairman but he wouldn't be This year many Fordham students are said that the kids are already looking forward because I hire my own workers, pay bills, able to make it until the afternoon. When the becoming more involved in Trick-or-Treating to it," said RHA Program Director Nancy collect payments, order the papers, and make elevator was finally repaired the newspapers than the Great Pumpkin. The Residence Hall Marshall, CBA'86. sure they get delivered," Bedowsky says. "I were put on the guard's desk." Association, Fordham Club and Commuter The Fordham Club is planning a post took this job to see what the business world is Hurricane Gloria was no friend to Council have joined forces to treat trick-or-treating party in Spellman Lounge. A allabout." Bedosky either. neighborhood school children to the joys of magician/clown will provide entertainment But the business world of Times delivery "I was told that there would be no paper Halloween at the Rose Hill campus. and local merchants have donated food and isn't always very kind to Bedosky. As a Times delivery that day. I came back on Saturday RHA will distribute candy to the decorations for the festivities. deliverer he purchases the newspapers from and the papers were all over the place. People residents of Hughes Hall, Spellman Hall, New The Commuter Council is planning to The New York Times at a cost of 16 cents per cut the bundles open and they blew all over Hall, The Villages and the first five floors of set up a booth on Keating steps candy and newspaper. Student subscribers pay 20 cents campus and I was responsible for cleaning Walsh Hall. Then members of all three groups favors, and it has solicited donations from per paper (as opposed to the newsstand cost of them up. I was also charged for the papers will guide trick-or-treaters around to different the neighborhood. 30 cents), leaving a 4 cent profit margin for that day. That evening someone pried open rooms. Martyrs' Court was not chosen as a "This year we're trying to coordinate the Bedosky. After paying for weekly expenses the coin box of The New York Times machine site for the festivities because the stairway different groups' efforts to make Halloween and experiencing various losses due to the in Faculty Memorial Hall and I lost about $25 situation makes it difficult to guide large enjoyable," said Jeanine Poltronieri, presi- weather or theft, Bedosky's actual profit is in change," said Bedosky. groups around. dent of the Fordham Club. She continued, "This event is a lot of fun but it's also astonishingly low. Students have had mixed reactions Fordham is entertaining more providing a much needed service since many "I get $8 spending money a day, 1 give $5 concerning The New York Times delivery on schoolchildren this year than in the past. parents are afraid to let their children go trick- to the other carrier and keep $3 for myself," campus. Walsh Hall resident Steve Anderson, About 55 children are expected from Our or-treating. But parents can send their kids to says Bedosky. Unlike most neighborhood CBA'88, complained that "delivery in the Lady of Mercy and 20 to 30 from Our Lady of Fordham without worrying because they know paperboys, Bedosky doesn't get tips. Still, he beginning of the year wasn't too hot when the Refuge, both in the Bronx. asserts that although his profit is virtually nil, elevators were broken.'' that they will be supervised by college students "I had great fun last year taking the kids in a friendly environmen t." LONDON INTERNSHIPS A full term of upper-level courses taught by expert British faculty combined with a 9-week internship in your future career area. Sessions run Spring, Summer, and Fall for each Programme listed below:

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I shut off my from portraits on Melissa Goodman Editor in Chief fivel alarm before its obnoxious beeps have the chance colored light from to jolt me into total consciousness, and lie in bed until window. Christine Federico* Executive Editor the last chimes from the bell tower have faded. "I've Not only is it wt[ Andrew Mola^<.. ;L .*... Managing Editor you do it. No standil Ed&or| tlsa Martin Features Editor and mealcards. Forg Scott Benjamin Ne Viewpoint requiring appropria Vicki Donoghue New EdrW|§8Ck Curry Sports Editor during the semester.! Jeanine Poltronieri.... Editorial Pg ^^ Michael Zuccarello Sports Editor with the summer, but cej Glenn Proto Artjfc Editor Pete Tosches Assistant Sports Editor round, like the rcqua Jeff Rapsis Assistant Art$ Editor Richard Szemiot Photography Editor Laura Marandin at one of the long wd ^«J* McDonough Sports Photo Editor past seven, the offici] Matthew Bertron. Cop^ Editor missed breakfast again," 1 think as 1 creep out of bed, Tom DiLenge Co|i&ttiK>r dreg Duva. Graphics Editor minute late meant si draw back the curtains and throw open the casement just in time to have ; i Advertising Manager window. Though it's mid July the air is cool on my face in front of me. Yes,i ^^g as I look out over the library, bell tower and chapel of "first course," two| the quad with its velvet green lawn and weeping willows, often in American eo Grace Kennedy .... I Business" Manager and wonder whether it will be raining by 10:00 a.m. Sean Keegpn ., .\ Si&scripf ffon Manager Welcome to New College, Oxford University, But as ovenvhe 1 \ n 0 ^ :: appeared to me, 1 soJ England.... casual. At least twJ The Ram Is the University-wide newspaper of Fordham University, serving the campus and the community since 1918. The Ram Is published each My rather nostalgic longing to see merry olde Wednesday and distributed free ol chargo every Thursday during the academic year. Correspondence should be addressed to The Ram, Box B, For- program would gatl) dham University, Bronx, NT. 10458. The Ram's editorial and business offices are located at the Rose Hill campus in Faculty Memorial Hall, Rooms England was inspired by an adolescence filled with "semi-formal" dini) 428, 429 and 443. The Editorial Office telophone number is (2121 079-2665, 933-9765. Copy Olllce, 579-2094, 295-0962. Business and Advertising (212) British literature and historical romances set in 579-2082. The Ram Is represented nationally lor advertising by CASS, American Passage and CMPS. Ad rates are available on request from the adver- with our black tie i fashionable British society, or the moors and heaths of every two weeks. T tising manager. Ad deadline Is Tuesday al 5 p.m. Lellersto-tho-Editor are also due on Tuesdays, 5 p.m. The opinions expressed In Ram editorials are ,the countryside, though the thought of taking classes those of the editorial board; those expressed In columns, letters or graphics are those of the Individual writers or artists. No part of the Ram Including with a sherry reccpt text, photos, artwork and ads may be reproduced without the written consent ol the editor. The Ram Is composed on campus at Fordham Student there for credit toward my English Lit major can't be followed by dinn Print and printed by otfset lithography on recycled paper in a union printing plant. ignored as a decisive factor. To study under the famed overlooking the gai British tutorial system, to see the galleries, museums and dined at a fifty foot cathedrals, to stroll the Thames and drink tea in the college's original silv afternoons, to shop at Harrod's, to shop on Oxford Street, to shop on King's Road, to shop on Carnaby Though Americ Street (you get the idea!), these were things that I the same etiquette ai wanted to do. are so fond. Smokin den until all present! I prepared myself well for my time at Oxford. I health with a glass o read up on the history of the university and diligently fee, there would be studied maps and guidebooks on the town and the request for silence Dough surrounding countryside, not to mention nearby through the moonlit i London. No I wasn't going to be one'of those awful Though not evei Americans who doesn't realize that Magdalen College never boring. Oxfor is pronounced "maudelin", or who thinks that calling makes it a center foi a professor "Don" simply means that you are on a went by without a cli first name basis. theatres, music roon To live at Oxford University is to step back in time performances, plays 600 years. I will never forget how strange it felt that week, our group w Games first night to wander the dark stone passages and gar- ford-on-Avon to sei den paths of the New College campus. It was a world I production. "Eenie, meenie, minie, moe," is that how SAC gives out (he dough? did not know existed. There, within the confines of I have to admit] that high walls that enclose each college of the univer- The Student Activities Council Policy Committee recently met to reassess their current me "hitting the bars sity, was a little self contained medieval world, com- guidelines for allocation of funds in light of the December 1 change in the drinking age. taverns, but even t| plete with its own chapel, bell tower, cloisters, wall SAC believes that their guidelines may have to be modified to provide for the innovative sorts. Our favorite] gardens, halls and buildings. Little, it seemed to me, programming necessary to keep students on a dry campus. Before modifying its current tavern in Oxford. Nd guidelines, SAC should look at whether the problem is with the guidelines or with their had happened to visibly change life there, except, New College cloisteq implementation. perhaps, electricity. It took very little effort to imagine could stay in to write the monks and scholars of the seventh century that According to the student handbook, criteria for evaluating student activity budget requests time to get there bef once walked the same paths that I now did; in many dard closing time I'o include reviewing the financial and service status of each club at the end of each semester. The ways it seemed as though they had never left them. handbook says that SAC must determine if a club has a)used its allocated funds for their stated drinking pints at th Suddenly my faded jeans made me feel incongruous little old taverns am purpose, and b)used its funds economically and efficiently. and maybe even a little sacrilegious standing in the gather to drink, sing haunts of such dignified predecessors. Pal Dowling, vice president for Operations for USG,has established specific club Great, but what When you grow up in a country so comparatively guidelines. For example, each club must sponsor at least three activities per semester that eleven, right? You c promote the aims and goals of the club. These were formed because some clubs "are just young that anything over one hundred years old is rare clubs, or "kebobbi wasting club space and money," Dowling said. The formation of the guidelines in the Club and carefully preserved, it is hard to imagine a culture required: kebobs s Community Network to determine if a club is efficient is proof that neither USG nor SAC so steeped in history, art and architecture that can be University's equiva currently checks the clubs. traced back across centuries. Everywhere I looked Kebob trucks line tl there was artistry of incredible beauty, all priceless and around midnight, th The student handbook says that SAC is supposed to consult a USG club evaluation com- museum-worthy, yet there they were regarded as a mittee when discussing Ihe next semester's allocations. We suggest that SAC use CCN as an droves. common though valuable part of university life. I felt If you're look advisory committee to the SAC budget committee. This is on the assumption that CCN follows as though there should "Do Not Touch" signs on up on its promises to keep a watchful eye on student club activites and spending. turous and romanti everything, even the carved stonework of the No football needed Will CCN clean up the show? "Eenie. meenie. minie. moe." buildings. Yet after a very short time, I came to feel wine, and a little nai very much at home in my awe-inspiring surroundings. are long narrow bos I soon realized that students basically have not the stern and pushin changed over the ages, and that the university setting punting pole, not a and traditions that figured in their lives can just as But once whoever BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed easily become part of life for a twentieth century falling in the water, I w Mim> wrsK. #£9 SUCH student. gliding down the A WOWeR / 't*MHKl TUB But that's not to say that life for an Oxford trees drooping overt) CWRCH svcoNS wmt'sH student is identical to his American counterparts. Not SAYS. 'mirwuwKFm/ that thev don't share some of the same activities that There was so ml 1WNKT JtfiTim ($ H6 make up college life on both sides of the Atlantic, but distance—no sub* sru smce AT there the comparison ends. Take eating, for example. Driving stick shift w The food, unfortunately, is no better than SAGA (may of the road is not s be worse), and the British seem to have a rather early morning hours unhealthy or at least very boring tendency to serve was getting back in potatoes everyday, twice a day. But, you see, the locked at midnight, British are clever people. In order to make you forget yards of each other, < how bad the food is, they distract your attention from the ancient walls whic it by serving meals in a dining hall with the dimensions through (or over) the! and interior of a cathedral. No one really notices that are locked every niglr THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24,1985/9 brd University nming under the gravy on scientious few who remembered to get a night key founding fathers eye him from the porter, you had to tackle the feat of climbing and table is flooded with the twelve foot wrought iron garden gate at three in the ,|e5S 20 foot stained glass morning. You could always bang on the tremendous wooden main door until a cranky, pajama-clad porter , eat thai matters, but how opened them for you, but risking your neck on the gate e with orange plastic trays was preferable. Dinner is a formal affair If you slept too late in the morning, the maid, ie5 or an academic robe called a "scout," would wake you when she came to a bit more "casual" for make your bed and "tidy up." My scout couldn't |ings stay the same year understand how American students managed to sur- vou be planted on a bench vive with "no one to look after them, poor things." jblcs promptly by quarter After all, when was the last time you had a private rhour. Walking in even a room with an adjoining sitting room, everything com- , in at the end of a bench plete with fireplaces and personal maid service? boy place the first course ,.„..!, "serving boy" and ....students, professors, terms you don't hear to fclerias. \and scholars who meet over s the dinner ritual at first his was Oxford at its most \tea and scones to discuss :ek, the members of my what were referred to as {everything from Byron be confused, of course, hich were held only once \and Bowie. ttle affairs" would start During the day, the museums, shops, bookstores, ie New College cloisters, restaurants and sights of Oxfords, not to mention my the Founders' Library classes, left me without a free minute. You could stroll iere we were wined and the botanical gardens, picnic on the banks of the with tall candles and the Thames, shop the open market, or hop a bus to Lon- addition to attending lectures, students must meet having received much in return. don for the day. Every afternoon around four, I would individually with their professors every week. Usually, Leaving Oxford behind to come home was more were expected to observe join the groups lingering in the doorways of the tea students write a paper each week in preparation for the than just travelling from one place to another; it meant tions of which the British houses and coffee shops waiting patiently for a table tutorial where they will oe expected to explore and leaving a whole different way of living tnai was unlike table was strictly forbid- inside. Tea time is still very much a part of English life, expand on their ideas under the guidance of their anything I had known. Pageantry and tradition still n to drink Her Majesty's and a time for students to socialize and intellectualize. tutor. The extensive resources of the famous Bodleian play a bright role there that even time can't tarnish. It ifter champagne and cof- During the school year, Oxford is crammed with Library are available for research, but students may is one of the elements that made my experience at Ox- until the school porter's graduate and undergraduate students, professors, and have to wait as long as four hours before a book is ford so fascinating and complete. send us off wandering scholars who meet over tea and scones to discuss located and retrieved from the depths of the library! But if you look carefully amidst the towers and and gardens. everything from Byron and Bowie. Such demanding ana individualized attention gilded peaks of the Oxford skyline, silhouetted against was glamorous, they were Everything I did and saw was an education, not results in a level of personal growth and development the ancient Gothic architecture you'll see the familiar is as a center for learning least of all my exposure to academia at Oxford. The that is unfortunately rare in many American colleges. glint of McDonald's golden arches. s as well. Not an evening British tutorial method of teaching requires that in Much is expected of a student, but he leaves Oxford Laura Marandin, FC '87, is an English major. oncert in one of the many ithedrals, as well as choir iicals. At least one night a vel to London or Strat- il Shakespeare Company

, that most nights found ore exactly, the pubs and ypinion a cultural experience of Turf Tavern, the oldest ainsl the outer walls of the Turf" was so close that I after dinner and still have call at II p.m., the stan- Discouraging Teaching's Future i pubs. For those tired of there were a dozen other 'here students and locals was impressed by Sr. Yolanda's Faculty Forum faculty at many institutions makes me convinced that but as citizens, their work is extremely important for pub food. article, "Who Will Teach?" in the September 26 many (thank God, not all) college faculty talk this thp development of future doctors, lawyers, govern- do after the pubs close at Iissue of The Ram. She combined recollections of way. It is a wonder that any college graduates per- ment leaders, and even the professors of the future. incing in one of the many 'her own teaching experiences with a realistic overview severe and become teachers. There are several ways whereby our Fordham col- the streets. Explanations of the problems and the satisfactions of teaching. College faculty are not the only ones who dis- lege students who ambition teaching as their future pita bread are Oxford While her main emphasis was on elementary and courage prospective (eachers. The media seem to gloat goal could be given support in spite of discouraging sending out for pizza, over stories about crime in the schools, the inade- words in the environment. Let me mention just one cdstreelsal night, and at quacies of the present corps of teachers, the squabbles way. The latest Fordham telephone directory lists connoisseurs come out in Faculty Forum among members of school boards, and even the possi- some 118 student organizations and clubs. I suggest bility of scandal in the building of the schools. The the 119th: a student teaching, or student education something more adven- with recent spate of reports about schools and about teach- association. The existence of such an association could s punting by moonlight. ing in general painted a dark gray picture of the ef- serve as a source of realistic information about teach- Mght moon, a bottle of Thomas Hennessy, S.J. forts of educators at all levels. No one could miss the ing at all levels (including the collegiate level). It could )whow. Confused? Punts plaints of these reports and of the teachers' unions sponsor publicity regarding positive messages about 'ou propel by standing in secondary schools, her message pertains to teaching at about the fact that teachers are not adequately re- teaching, invite outstanding teachers to discuss their e water with ten foot long all levels. spected by our citizens. So they are offered remunera- work, receive recruitment materials from numerous >b for the inexperienced Newspaper headlines these days often point to the tion and working conditions that are far from satis- schools and school boards who would welcome "8•gets over his fear of need of a million more teachers in the 1990's due to an factory. But the headlines do not tell the whole story. Fordham teachers with open arms. In particular, it "'"ing more relaxing than increase in the number of schoolage children and First of all, not all teaching is the same and there- could serve as an ongoing liaison between students in er fore all stereotypes are inadequate. There are different * s at night with willow teacher retirements. Sr. Yolanda's article was titled the Bronx campus and appropriate officials in the "Who Will Teach?" but my question is "Frpm Ford- levels of teaching, thousands of different school Fordham Lincoln Center campus where students take ^nd see within walking ham Who Will Teach?" I believe that many freshmen boards, hundreds of thousands of schools, and teacher education courses. The association could also have come here with teaching as their primary or thousands of colleges. All need teachers, and some serve as an important morale builder among students ransportation hassles. secondary goal. Some may have noticed the paragraph teachers thrive in one level or type of school but would who share plans for teaching. Without such an associa- ieft feel stifled in a different one. Sr. Yolanda is among the tion, each prospective teacher must feel alone and prey | hand on the left side on "Education Courses" on page 139 of the 1985-86 ' you want to try in the Fordharn College Bulletin. relatively small number of teachers who succeed and to messages of discouragement. I am aware of the 8gest Problem we faced But what happens? Most of those with a teaching are happy in several of the different levels and types of development of such an association at a sister Jesuit 8« after the gates were goal fall by the wayside. Their teaching career perhaps schools. But there are very many teachers in both pub- university and I am assured of its effectiveness among "" *iihin a few dozen fell upon rocky ground as college faculty express shock lic and private schools who are very happy in their student members and among involved faculty. *« virtually hidden by that they ambition teaching. The very ones who de-cry work in their level of teaching and type of school. They Thomas C. Hennessy, S.J., was the dean of the Mar- ™"'Hie only way in is inadequate teaching in the lower grades actually dis- recognize that they are successful in somehow helping quette University School of Education for four years ad0°fs and gates which courage talented young people from going into the many a Joe or Josephine to read, to write, even to and has been a member of Fordham's School ofEduc- Weren't one of the con- schools to improve them. Informal observation of learn Latin or logic. They see that, not only as teachers cation for over 20years. 10/THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTCJfc'ER 24,1985

From Mellow Pop to Risque Rock Still, Totally Hot by Glenn Proto tion numbers that brought out the best of Unlike savage passion, which was the Olivia's talents. Xanadu combined the topic of her last album Physical, Olivia elements of a forties musical extravaganza Newton-John has opted for foreplay on her with a contemporary rock theme. new release, Soul Kiss. In late 1981, Physical was released and it Soul Kiss, her first studio album in four revealed a steamy side of Olivia Newton- years, is yet another conspicuous change in John. The album combined songs of lust, image and style. It's a daring one for a 37- "Physical" and "Landslide," with songs "from the girl next door year-old expectant mother who already has a about ecology, "Silvery Rain" and "The closet full of accolades and platinum records Dolphin Song." It was the most daring to hot blooded vamp. " to her credit. From country, to mellow, to record she ever made, considering it was pop, to risque rock in the eighties, only banned by several radio stations in the bible Olivia Newton-John could have worn so belt. The song released at the beginning of many musical masks and been so successful the exercise craze spent ten record tying at it for nearly 15 years. weeks as the number one song in the country. Olivia's amazing string of hits has made In terms of record sales, both the album and her one of the most accomplished and con- single sold an excess of ten million copies. sistent entertainers of our time. One critic ex- Rolling Stone magazine described the pressed early in the singer's career, "if white album as "Olivia Newton-John's best album bread could sing, it would sound like Olivia to date, combining pointer Sisters pop funk Newton-John," referring to the blandness and Beatles psychedelia with virtuosic ease. and innocence of her music. Little did the The perfect aural milkshake from the Farrah critic know that between the crust was en- Fawcettof rock." riched Australian flour. With record sales The sexual innuendos in her songs con- past the 100 million mark, Olivia has had the tinued with "Make A Move On Me." "Make last laugh. A Move On Me" and "Physical" all led to Newton-John began her career in 1971 the "Heart Attack" single on her second singing folk and country music. Nashville greatest hits album. Once again quicker than proved to be her American ticket to success turning the pages of a marketing text book after recording a version of the Bob Dylan Olivia changed her product from vinyl tune "If Not For You," and traveling the eroticism to soft edge dance rock with "Twist London pub circuit. In 1973 she won her of Fate." Grammy for Best Female Country Vocalist It wasn't a twist of fate though that on with "Let Me Be There." But when Olivia the new album Olivia has chosen material left Nashville for California, her musical that sizzles with erotic fervor and carnal direction also changed. Gifted with a rare knowledge. She wails salaciously, "soul kiss talent to convey lyrics, she turned to ballads. is where it has to lead to, take my hand and Olivia was quickly stereotyped as the world's make me need to, I get down on my knees." premier songstress of mellow melodies. Inter- The title cut will surely be another hit in the national recognition followed with singles O-N-J songbook. It's a slow sensual song and like "1 Honestly Love You," and "Have somehow Olivia makes it sound sexy instead You Never Been Melow." of indecent. Mellow was the best word used to de- The Australian diva is just as suggestive scribe her music. That stage of her career as ever with a song like "Culture Shock" carried Olivia through three gold and three which discusses a menage-a-trois situation. platinum albums. For Olivia Newton-John it Once again Olivia flirts with the obscene but was love songs, nothing but love songs. Al- she does so in a peppy irresistable manner. ways beautiful, but never suggestive, Olivia One of the best tracks on the LP is a duet sang about romance and looked like she was with Beach Boy Carl Wilson called "You always expected to, wholesome. Were Great, How Was I?" It's offbeat, but a Her career caught fire with the phenomi- great idea for a musical question that con- nal sucess of the movie Grease in 1978. The tains the old Beach Boys buoyancy. On the role and the movie's music sparked a drama- same theme—sex—is "Overnight Observa- tic change in style. The black leather look as tion," a song about a patient's illicit after the film's leading lady continued with Totally hours affair with her doctor. Hoi, an album on which she panted, "will a But fortunately, Olivia Newton-John little more love make it right." It was sug- hasn't lost her soul to all that physicality. She gestive enough to win over an all new audi- can still versify a ballad incomparably. She ence, yet il wouldn't offend old fans. Sub- shines on the album's more romantic cuts tley, but obviously Olivia was changing with like "The Right Moment" and "Emotional the times, or as one critic put it, "from the Tangle." girl next door to hot blooded vamp." If there ever is a musical time capsule, Her second film Xanadu fell short of ex- Olivia Newton-John owns the right to be in pectations at the box office. It was a light- it. Australia's gift to the world has become a hearted musical fantasy with glossy produc- piece of American Pie. THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24,1985/11 Season Opens with Happy End Corruption/Violence at Lincoln Center by Jeff Rapsis Street Mission. John Thomas was good as Last week Pope Auditorium was trans- the forever-fainting Captain John, buti formed into a sinister collage of cast iron perhaps the best supporting performance of beams, cigar smoke, and underworld thugs, all was turned in by Valerie Jabar as Lieuten- as Fordham Theatre at Lincoln Center pre- ant Mary Pritchard. Jabar combined solid sented Happy End, a musical play • about acting skills with a superb sense of comic gangster-land Chicago that originated in timing, and her disastrous sermon "God on I920'S Germany. The play presents a number the Airwaves" was one of Happy End's high of obstacles, but the folks at Lincoln Center points. And she had such an obviously good tackled it successfully, helped mainly by an time on stage—in future Lincoln Center pro- obvious feel for the material, some good ductions, Jabar is someone to look for. acting, and an especially clever set design. The production values of Happy End Bertolt Brecht and Kurt Weill originally were high all around, and especially conceived Happy End as a follow-up piece to ingenious were Gary Dartt's interchangeable their wildly successful production of the sets that took us from Bill's Bar to the Mis- Three-Penny Opera in 1928, but things sion almost instantly, eliminating clumsy turned sour, and Happy End just didn't work scene changes behind a hastily closed curtain. out too happily. The book was then re- The temporary transformation of Pope vamped by Dorothy Lane, while the songs of Auditorium into a Salvation Army Mission Brecht/Weill were retained as they had been itself was also done effectively, complete written, being later adapted into English by right down to pamphlets and service Michael Feingold. So Happy End comes programs given to the audience—participa- down to us a kind of slapdash Guys and tion in the mock hymns was also encouraged, Dolls, a strange mixture of maudlin melo- as in the song "Brother Give Yourself A Lieutenant Lillian Holiday of the Salvation amount of confusion and low-comedy. drama, gangster cliches, and political propa- Shove." Army, out to save the soul of gangster Bill Ryan Carey displayed a fine singing ganda, all accompanied by Kurt Weill s dis- Roberto Pace's musical direction had Cracker (Kurt Scheuermann). Lambert's per- voice in his well-polished performance of tinctive fusion of jazz and oom-pah-pah its rough spots—there were some miscued formance was one of effortless energy and Governor Nakamura, but the most enjoyable music. entries and a few synchronization prob- sustained concentration, and her first act character of the lot was Vince DonVito's lems—but the orchestra and cast did an In the Lincoln Center productions of solo "The Sailor's Tango" nearly brought Mammy Wurlitzer, complete with cigar and admirable job of negotiating Weill's acerbic October 15-19, all of these disparete elements down the house. derby hat. His exchanges with Major Stone score. The voices were sometimes rough, too, were brought together with just the right Scheuermann was fine as the gruff (Laura Dohrmann) of the Salvation Army but this was perfectly in keeping with the un- touch, which was anything but gentle. Cracker, but the sheer exuberance of his were uproarious, and few images could catch pretentious realism of Happy End, and Director Grafton Mouen allowed the buddies in Bill's Beer Hall sometimes over- the sight of DonVito parading around stage added character to the performance more performers enough freedom to ham it up, to shadowed his comparatively quiet, under- in a bright red dress, alternately complaining than it took away anything else. make the most of their roles by emphasizing stated performance. This two-bit gang of and puffing on his cigar. the extroverted theatricality of Happy End, hoodlums were brought to life by an able Another clever device was the use of a The Salvation Army members were no which, after all, is billed as a "melodrama crew of actors, including Joe Looby as slide projector for the play's periodic scene less memorable, with Dohrmann exhibiting a with songs," "Baby Face," Tony Cuva as "The and action comments, although stage lights powerful and hilariously pompous stage pres- The results made for some superb Reverend," and John Bach as "The Pro- occasionally obscured the screen. ence as Major Stone of Chicago's Canal theatre. Michelle Lambert was outstanding as fessor," all of whom contributed a good So although Happy End spends most of its time on the shelf as a seldom performed work, the people at Lincoln Center did a splendid job of bringing it to life. If the energy and enthusiasm exhibited last week are any indication, Fordham Theatre should be in for a good season this year, and you'd be well advised to check out future produc- tions.

Two From Mimes & Mummers Dare Love & More Love by Kathryn Sonner of the sisters, Janet and Olivia. The two The Mimes and Mummers opened their behaved realistically as siblings fighting over Me season with two short plays which both the love of the same man. shared the universal theme of romance. Sudden Death: Denisc Coward goes These roles xwere excellent manifesta- The first, The Advantages of Being Shy, after every man in town, and not for a tions of the various aspects of human nature. is the story of a flirtatious and egotistical jW'ple of drinks. young man who learns the advantage of be- by Drew Mclntush ing shy by disguising his true, flirtatious 1 he movie-going public is a diverse one. nature with the mask of a shy and sensitive 'Tn place of a Some people like challenge, some prefer wit, gentleman. while others seek food for thought. Almost York of all male undesirables. But somehow, Similarly, the second play, The Romanc- divine drama, we everyone enjoys a high adventure film that it doesn't seem real. Bronson made it feel as ers, is the story of two neighbors who connive combines the previous three. though he was deliberately hunting down the to bring their son and daughter together and in turn, combine their estates. I played an infamous There are also movies that are speci- slime that runs rampant in our street; Valerie I'rally designed for those who like to have merely stumbles into one dangerous situation In The Advantages of Being Shy, the \ parody." tlleir intelligence insulted. We've all caught after another. role of the young man, Tom, was portrayed °ne ol' these at one time or another; the kind Directed and writtcd by Sig Shore, the by Pat Mocci, who creatively combined the —Percinet ol movie that leaves the viewer counting the movie becomes glossy and cartoon-like character's artificial persona with his authen- number of alternative ways in which his five because too much happens too soon. Never tic feelings and desires. dollars could have been spent: Sudden Death resting between confrontations, Valerie "takes Tara Donnelly exhibited dramatic versa- ls one of them. out" one bad guy after another in shoot-em- tility and poise in her role as the therapist, The actors portrayed the characters in the cleverly revealing her true romantic feelings Sudden Death, the female version of up, Yosemite Sam fashion. The criminals most extreme stereo-types. This extremism toward Tom that otherwise remained hidden atlvisli, shows us how a lady might have themselves are laughable, and are meant to was furjher illustrated by Barbara beneath the prim and proper business will, New York's undesirables had represent New York City's entire male popu- Papcndorp, who played the overbearing arlcs woman. I Uronson been a woman. Valeric, the lation—strung out, psychotic and perverted. gossip columnist, Miss Blakely. neroine (played by Denise Coward), is unlike All the men in the movie have ape-like The role of the snobbish woman, Helen, In the second play, The Romancers, I mks Uronson in this situation, however, features, including the hero detective (Frank was filled by Adrianne Kolebuck who gave Scott Shickler and Janet Znmparo filled the ot-'causc she is the victim herself. Runyeon) who takes personal interest in Val- the character an added air of sophistication roles of Percinet and Sylvette. Shickler and by speaking with a strong southern accent. Alter being brutally raped by two joy- erie's case. Zamparo provided an amusing view of Noreen Lundy and Tara Jean McDonald ™»'g car thieves, Valeric purchases a side- The intelligence of the viewer is insulted continued on page 12 amused the audience in their respective roles arm and sets out Qn a cmsade t0 rid New continued on page 12 12/THE RAM/THURSDAY. OCTOBER.24,1985 Renowned Fordham Professor Dies Dr. Werner Stark, Professor Emeritus 1962. After coming to Fordham he Stepping Out completed his monumental five volume of Sociology of Fordham University, died with Barbara Antonini after a long illness in Salzburg, Austria, on study, The Sociology of Religion in 1972. He October 4,1985. began his other outstanding six volume During his scholarly career in England study, The Social Bond while he was at Ford- For a relaxing day in the country, why not take a ride to Masker Pick-It-Yourself and the United States, Stark had become ham and was about to finish it at the time of Orchards? After all, October is national apple month! Twenty thousand apple trees internationally known for his studies in Soci- his death. await pickers at the orchards, just an hour away from Manhattan. Spokesperson Reva ological Theory and the Sociology of Reli- Werner Stark was, next to Professor Kaminsky says, "Contrary to what's bee^i said in the media there are still plenty of gion. He taught at Fordham University from Nicholar Timasheff, the most distinguished apples on the trees." She continued, spying, "There are red, idareds, delicious, 1963 until his retirement in 1975 when he re- professor, nationally and internationally, of Masker's rare Japanese variety (which is the Mitsu)...and it's a beautiful day in the turned to Salzburg. Fordham's Department of Sociology and country." Anthropology. Apples are only $9.25 for a three-quarter bushel....or about 30 pounds of fruit. Stark's study The Sociology of Know- ledge was published in 1958; followed by The Stark is survived by his wife, Kate Stark, Admission, parking, and picking bags are free. So is the spectacular view of the in Salzburg. countryside from the top of the mountain/Aside from the beautiful scenery, Kaminsky Fundamental Forms of Social Thought in said there's also a farmstand with cookbooks, utensils, cold cider by the glass and produce from local farms. Sudden Death tries too hard to parallel Masker Pick-It-Yourself Orchards are open seven days a week from 8 a.m. until 6 Sudden Death the Bronson masterpiece, and as a result p.m. To get to the orchards, take routed 17 North to Route 17A westbound. The denies the film any potential for having its orchards are located on Ball Road in Warwick, New York. For more information, you continued from page JO own character. It is one of many movies can call the Orchards at 914-986-1058. time and again as Denise Coward zips across available these days that reflect our society's the screen in a courageous quest. During each dissatisfaction with crime enforcement in big scene between Valerie and a would-be per- cities. Unfortunately, Sudden Death takes it- petrator, the city streets are completely self too seriously, and comes across as an desolate, no matter where the location. The unintended black comedy, neutralizing its city itself is portrayed as a place where all own efforts. The sexy singer, ifie sharp manager. decent people are held prisoner, hiding in their apartments from rabid male animals The streetsmart guys. that foam at the mouth. Since Valerie is the only decent human being in sight, naturally, Mimes They're rockin' jt the hard way... all of their malice is directed at her. In fact, Valerie is the only female to be seen in the continued from page 10 and in the street^ on the subways entire movie, except for her best friend that juvenile romantic fantasy by melodramati- and in the clubs, they're creating the sound only appears at the beginning of the movie. cally quoting from Shakespeare's Romeo and Criminals are as discreet as red Ferraris; they Juliet, nobody ever heard before. hold top-secret meetings in front of gaping, Denis Murphy and John Wirenius pro- well-lit windows, and settle contracts at vided the story's feuding fathers, Pasquinot corner-window tables in restaurants. The and Bergamin. This talented duo portrayed police, of course, are nonexistent throughout the characters with spontaneous humor and the whole affair, even in the last race-and- made the most of flawless dialogue. chase scene where the original rapists are Valerie Franco completed the Shakes- killed by Runyeon and, you guessed it, pearean scenario by acting in the role of the Coward. messenger, Blaise. Franco was never seen Not only does Shore push this movie too without her headphones and seemed out of fast, but in his haste he also neglects to give place in the Elizabethan setting. However, the actors any depth. All the characters are this paradox served as a constant reminder boorishly one-dimensional, and are not given that the theme of romance is ageless. a chance to grow. When Valerie's fiance Finally, Bob Barry gave The Romancers learns that she is in the hospital and visits her, the unity and direction necessary to allow the he tells her merely to "forget about it." play to reach its climax. As the character Throughout her period of recovery, he is as Staforel, Barry led the chorus in their essen- sympathetic and supportive as a repo-man, tial contributions to the play. and drops Valerie like a hot potatoe. Valerie The Romancers and The Advantages of herself is cold-blooded in her approach, and Being Shy were both under the fine direction never seems affected by all the gruesome of Vincent Marano, who emphasized the ele- events that take place. Our heroine kills ments of love and romance, and its numerous people as casually as normal people buy contradictions and paradoxes. For as Coca-Cola. AH in all, the characters are non- Percinet confessed to his love Sylvette, "in emotional, encouraging the viewer not to take place of a divine drama, we played an in- them seriously. famous parody."

' school colors. g~*i TW%/% "There has been a misunderstanding with \jVfH the school colors," McLaughlin explained. "The Fordham colors have always been continued from page I mar0°n with a7hite trim. Somehow, gold got m tnere an now 1S *nrn tu i, .• u i J > d gold beginning to some other alterations have already taken dominate. We are ; t0 sIowl hase gold place. For one, all men's home basketball out .. games will be played at 7:30 p.m. instead of 8 ' No plaM have yet been madc t0 eliminate •llT. e ... ,,...... , the birds, which have resided in the gym The reason for this, ' McLaughlin said, ceiH for as, as one can member. is so that alumn, from the New York area .fThose bir|s are /he granddaughters and nfTw0" e"" Way h°!!!e fr°m godsons °f the birds who were there when 1 Z^™ f % >°me aiVef,°mb^ h°UT- P^d." mused McLaughlin, the captain of For the media,« he ps with deadlines " tVRam basketball teaiJ in 1969. <.Sorne of WARNER BROS. PRESENTS Also, an effort will be made to clarify the . , A DOUG McHENRY/CRySTAUTt Production A MICHAEL SCHUJZFHm those cnirps sound the same They have 0 "KRUSH GROOVE" SHEILA E, RUN-DMC THE FAT BOYS [KURTIS BLOW] stay." and introducins BLAIR UNDERWOOD Special Performance by NEW EDITION PERSONAL WORD PROCESSING ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Co-Produced by RUSSELL SIMMONS Executive Producers Term Papers, Dissertations, Manuscripts, Mass Mailings, Fordham people Interested In beginning an AA chapter GEORGE A. JACKSON and ROBERT O. KAPLAN Written by RALPH FARQUHAR Knowledge Legal and Medical Terminology, Accurate, on the Rose HIM campus, plaaso contact Kevin 0. In Produced by MICHAEL SCHUUZ and DOUG McHENRy Dependable, Reasonable, Experienced with Fordham John's 304 or Dean Raddock In McGinley 213, ext. 2340. Specifications and Formats. cpwinnQi Directed by MICHAEL SCHUUZ Call STEPHANIE 212-734492B ,.,,. ,„ ""J0"51' HUTWICTID [>MKim Tt-M Hi WARNER BROS, p • Where will you bo In October 86? $60.00 PER HUNDRED PAID GRAD SCHOOL? NEW CAREER? R tor remalllng letters trom home! Explore your options at the Send self-addressed, stamped envelope for GRADUATE ALTERNATIVE SEMINAR information/application. Mon-.Oot- 2ai 3;30 In Keatlng's 1st floor Lecture Hall Associates STARTS FRIDAY OCTOBER 25 Box 95b, PEARL'S TYPING SERVICE Roselle,N.J.07203 Experienced-Accurate -Rapid ,•"'•" Term Papers, Thesis, Resumes, etc. AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU ,, .. J, ., AQ .„ Pearl(Kempler)Mashhadl (Fordham Lesbians and days) 3080 Hull Ays For information write Box 745. ig 204 Street) New Members welcome. 547-2904 THE R'AM/T'HUR^DAV; OCTOBER 24,' 1985/V3

Julio Diaz (left) and Gene Doris are both Fordham graduates.

Assistant AD's Named by John Paradise and he says he is excited about being reunited Fordham University is an institution with McLaughlin and Fordham. which has a reputation of being run like, a "I feel we (the Athletic Department) will "close-knit family." The Athletic Department do a great job or none of us would have taken is doing its part to uphold this fact by bringing this fine opportunity." back a pair of former graduates, Gene Doris "You really start to appreciate Fordham (1970) and Julio Diaz (1977), to fill the two when you are away from it for a substantial vacant positions of Assistant Athletic length of time," said the former 12-year head Ruggers Beat Rutgers; Director. coach of Archbishop Stepinac High School in "I feel we now have a strong staff, White Plains. "There are great people although we all are still feeling our way back," working here at Fordham, and it was most Face 4th-RankedArmy said Frank McLauglin, Fordham's new evident when I noticed people from 15 years athletic director, and 1969 Fordham grad. "I ago that are still here." can't express how good it is to have Fordham by Joseph Rosa Julio Diaz, the other assistant athletic but Rutgers was never really in it," said junior people involved because the entire university director, will be mainly dealing with schedules If you walk slowly enough past D-l in back John Cariati. is basically run by them'' he added. and promotions, Diaz, who was not available Martyrs' Court, the unofficial rugby hangout, Greg Thomas and Tommy Lown both Doris will be handling most of the for comment, rounds out the three-man team you can hear the players talking a lot about scored for the Rams while Joe Hissong and business management in the Athletic of Fordham graduates who plan to enhance numbers. Tom Mahon starred on defense. It was Department. the sports program. He sports some impressive "If we win this one we can crack the top Fordham's fifth straight win and their fourth "You get a good feeling about Fordham credentials. For one, he served as the assistant 20 nationally," says junior forward Chris in a row since new coach Peter Robinson has when you are here and it now feels like my basketball coach at Harvard University for Durnan, "We're already assured to be in the joined the team. past is being stirred up again," said Doris. three years, under who else but McLaughlin. lop 16 on the East Coast, but if we could beat Robinson, an Englishman, played The 1970 graduate was the manager of He was also the director of promotions at the number four team in the country we would division one in London for 15 years and has the basketball team when McLaughlin played Harvard. be placed on a national level and that's our made a noticeable impression on the team. goal." Robinson works for the team on a voluntary Who is the number four team in the basis. nation? Army. Fordham travels to West Point While gearing up for Sunday's game the this weekend to play against the highly touted team has been extremely quiet about its Cadets in a game which will decide the Metro opponent. The Rams seem a little inhibited by Rugby Union Championship. the Cadets dominant rugby tradition. No one However, this trip up the Hudson means from Fordham was willing to make a rai more than that to Fordham (5-1). The prediction for the game. Rams have never beaten Army (5-0), and an Even the usually confident Cariati would upset this weekend would most certainly make only say, "Our team is more tightly knit than them the top team in the state and a favorite in in previous years, if it's a close, that'll be a big the East Coast Championships to be held in help for us. They'll have a game. We'll show the spring. up." The latest Fordham victory was an 18-3 Junior Pat Carroll added, "Against win over a tough Rutgers team on Saturday. Army you can't make mistakes; it puts more "For the first time we put together 80 pressure on your fullback. But if we play minutes of solid rugby, it was a physical game mistake-free we have a chance." JOIN OUR FRATERNITY THE FRANCISCANS - ORDER OF FRIARS MINOR CONVENTUAL - A FRATERNITY OF PRIESTS AND BROTHERS ROOTED IN THE Dumler andDuarte Shine TRADITIONS OF THE GOSPEL, SERVICE TO THE POOR,'AND The Fordham lacrosse team won its first captain Ed Gomez, accented by the defense COMMUNITY LIVING. ?ame of the season, beating SUNY New Paltz, "Everything just clicked today," said junior 10-6. midfielder Ken Fullerton, who scored the DON'T BE LEFT OUT! Fordham's two biggest scoring threats tenth and last goal for Fordham. CONTACT: backed up their threats with goals on Sunday. The game lifted the spirits of the young Bro. Jim, O.F.M. Conv. or Fr. Vincent, O.FMConv. Both Mark Dumler and Ed Duarte accounted Rams after last week's loss to the University of Vocation Office for nine of Fordham's 10 goals. Dumler led Connecticut. 500 Todt Hill Road the Rams with six goals, and Duarte followed "1 am optimistic that in the spring Staten Island, NY 10304 with three. Fordham will be seeing the best lacrosse team (718) 981-3131 There was outstanding goaltending by co- i;ver," said co-captain Ted Weyn. 'i4fTHE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24,1"985 Nelson Among Nation's Elite by Phil Plourd you work on speed." henever there is someone Even with all of her success, Nelson still ahead of you, you give it your recognizes unfulfilled potential in her career. "W2all to catch that person." "There is room for improvement," the Such a statement says a lot about the ever-pressing Nelson conceded. "We are going relentless work ethic and positive attitude of to work hard. The girls all get along well and I Fordham's stand-out freshman cross country am definitely happy." wunderkind Patty Nelson. As far as goals go, Nelson shares the What is becoming increasingly evident as dreams of a number of amateur athletes. the immensely talented freshman races "I would like to be an All-American in through her first season of intercollegiate both cross country and track and would competition, however, is that there are not someday like to qualify for the Olympic many people ahead of Patty Nelson. trials," Nelson said. "After all of my goals on The meet results bear out the fact that the track are realized, I would like to run a Nelson is not only one of the premier marathon, but not until then." freshmen runners in the nation, but is also one of the countries best college runners of any age. In competition this year, Nelson finished first in a large meet at West Point, sixth in the Soccer Catholic Colleges Championships at Notre. Dame University in South Bend, Indiana, continued from page 16 second in the Metro Cross Country Championships and 20th in a prestigious meet Novakovic and an unassisted goal by John at Rutgers. Fitzpatrick supplied the Rams with more than Her sixth place finish at Notre Dame enough goals needed for the victory. earned Nelson a spot on the AJl-Catholic Loeffier admits mat the rest of the season Cross Country team, as well as an individual will be no cake walk for the Rams. medal and a watch. In the Rutgers meet, Suzanne Shea and Patty Nelson "We have to stay hungry," Loeffier said. Nelson went up against the creme-de-la-creme kill myself. I do have a fear of pushing myself "At some of the bigger schools the girls "We can't take anyone lightly. Every game is of American cross country runners. Among too hard. If everytime that I raced someone are already at their peak and kill themselves," a tough game from here on out." the schools competing were powerhouses had to catch me at the finish line, then that Nelson explained. "Here we are developing Fordham faces Army at West Point on North Carolina, Wisconsin and Penn State. would be too much." and all of the girls are getting better. In a Saturday in addition to a key meeting in Finishing 20th in a pack of competitors which The fact that Fordham was a good school couple of years Fordham will become a November with undefeated LIU. Schnur has a was about the best the nation has to put with a developing cross country team and was powerhouse." good feeling about the remainder of the Nelson in an elite class of collegiate harriers. close to home was the reason that Nelson Suffice to say, Shea is elated with landing season. As a freshman, Nelson figures to be one of the disappointed recruiters from, among other a blue-chipper like Nelson who is willing and "This," said Schnur with a smile on his schools, Villanova, Nebraska, Syracuse and top ten frosh in the nation. able to grow with the program. face, "could be the year of the Ram." UCal-Berkeley. 1 All that is not bad for a quiet, composed, "She's a workhorse," Shea said of "No," shouted fullback Tom Filipovitz, yet determined freshman from the Richmond "The reputation of Fordham Nelson. "I was worried about her being worn who was standing nearby. "This is the year of Hill section of Queens who got her start by academically was a primary consideration," down- she is working very hard. Patty will the Ram." following her older sister to their church's Nelson says with characteristic poise. run faster, she has put a lot of work in and Corner Kicks- Guy D'Aguanno, who leads the track team's practices. Although Nelson is devoted to her running, soon the results will come out. She has a very MAAC Conference in scoring (10 goals and "My older sister used to beat everyone on she has never run away from the books. good shot at going to the nationals. The four assists) was named the MAAC Player of the block in races," Nelson said. "Our parents Nelson graduated third in her high school class freshmen are all a good influence on the team the Week...Eric Wadehn received Honorable found out that there was a church team and with a 94 average and spends much of her free because they push the upper-classmen, who Mention in the Tri-State Conference Player of she went out for it. My younger sister and I time at Fordham immersed in her studies. are in turn also getting better.'' the Week voting...Loeffier (7 goals, 8 assists) tagged along. They dropped out, and I stuck "If you budget your time you can do it What is somewhat amazing about and Mueller (9 goals, 4 assists) are tied for with it." (schoolwork too)," Nelson said. "You just Nelson's dazzling showing on the cross second in the MAAC scoring race....Knuth's That was about seven years ago, and can't waste your free time." country circuit is that she likes running the 800 goals against average is 1.63... since then Nelson has worked hard to become A factor which also weighed heavily in meters (mile) in track better, and she is just as one of the best, Despite running between 50 Nelson's decision to attend Fordham was its good. developing cross country and track squads. and 55 miles a week year round, Nelson is not "I like track better," Nelson said. "There worried about burning out like so many young Coach Suzanne Shea recruited other fine SALES MERCHANDISER is more excitement. Cross country is good base athletes do. runners in addition to Nelson and the future PART-TIME work for track. In the fall you get your looks positive. "I'll push," Nelson said, "but I won't distance and when track season comes around Procter & Gamble F&M got on the Scoreboard at 2:20 on a Just as the rain began to pour in third and goal situation. Junior QB John Food and Bar Soap Lancaster, Atkinson supplied the final nail in Travagline rifled a dazzling throw to senior to the Diplomats' coffin with a scintillating Divisions Football split end Brad Bate, who made the nine-yard eleven yard TD run at the 1:23 mark. Kennedy We have an opportunity in the Long _ reception. The extra point attempt by junior added the extra point to end the game with a Island area for a person who can effec- continued from page 16 ™ Mark Slevin was good as the F&M 37-10 victory. tively merchandise our products and sell Homecoming crowd roared its approval. to food, drug and discount stores. On Saturday, the Rams face powerhouse With 36 seconds left in the half, the first quarter with a few handoffs and Hofstra University at home. Tutein does not Your qualifications should include: Dips' Slevin tied the score, 10-10 with a suc- completions to junior running back Chip believe that his team's three game win streak • An interest in Sales cessful 39 yard field goal. Kron, By the 9:55 mark, Kron had already will have any psychological advantage over the • Persuasive and articulate person- picked up 15 rushing yards on three carries. The third quarter was a scoreless one that Flying Dutchmen. ality On fourth down and four, placekicker included a host of fumbles, penalties, and "Hofstra is a very good team. Their only • Ability to improve shelf and display position in our accounts John Kennedy was positioning to attempt a interceptions. It seemed like both teams were two losses came against two highly ranked • Reliable car with proof of insurance 40-yard field goal. However, F&M senior using the third quarter as a vehicle to get to the teams in Wagner and C.W. Post. (Basically), linebacker Tom Sheridan was called for fourth quarter. For the Rams, the sooner it this.is just another challenge for us to prove • A valid driver's license roughing the kicker so Fordham received an came, the better it would be. ourselves (to the critics)," said Tutein. You must be available to work up to 20 automatic first down at the Diplomat 18 In the final quarter, senior running back hours per week, Monday through Friday. (Kennedy's shot appeared to be off-target Paul Genzburg, who replaced the injured We offer $6.00 per hour— 200 per mile anyway). Unfortunately, the Rams failed to Kron, scored at the 14:12 mark on a one-yard car allowance—training. capitalize on this opportunity. run. Kennedy added the extra point to increase If you believe you meet our requirements, the Fordham margin to 17-10. EXTRA POINTS: Due to the F&M win, The At 7:23, Andre Hill got the ball rolling as send letter of application or resume out- After a series of unsuccessful play Rams are ranked 17th in Division III lining your experience and interest to: he breezed down the left side of the field for a football...Chip Kron left the game with a attempts, Kennedy was back again to answer Regional Recruiter 40 yard TD on a counterplay. With the pulled hamstring in the third quarter...Tutein Tutein's call for a 29 yard fieldgoal. A! 12:08, The Procter & Gamble Diplomat defenders guarding Kron, Hill was he did just that as the Ram lead rose to 20-10. confirmed that Kron will not play on left open to fiy free. Kennedy booted the extra Distributing Co. Saturday...Number one QB Bob Hagan Department FBS, point. The Rams led 7-0. Fordham's Darnell McClearn burned remains sidelined indefinitely..,Genzburg had 25 Commerce Drive, Travaligne by intercepting his pass that was 21 carries for 88 yards...Fordham amassed 340 Cranford, NJ 07016 In the second quarter, Fordham intended for Bate and scoring a 15 yard TD yards worth of rushing...F&M had a meager Your letter or resume will be reviewed and displayed some of their offensive punch- only with 11:45 remaining in the game. Once to be denied by the strong F&M coverage. At 67...Bates' TD was the first points surrendered if an interest is developed, we will be in again, Kennedy's leg provided the extra point, contact with you within 21 working days. 12:27, the Rams settled for a peculiar Kennedy by the Ram defense in about two and "(he Spoilers" began to celebrate on the games...Fordham offense has been explosive sidelines with a comfortable 27-10 cushion. ALL REPLIES HELD IN field goal on 4th down and 21. Unbelievably, compiling 120 points in three STRICT CONFIDENCE Kennedy's 46 yard attempt hit the tip of the At 7:14, Kennedy booted yet another games,..Travaligne threw four crossbar and somehow went in, giving the field goal (a 27 yarder) to raise the Ram lead to interceptions...Atkinson had two...Game An Equal Opportunity Employer Rams a 10-0 lead. 30-10. attendence: 4,223... THE RAM/TII|JRSDAY, OCTOBER 24,1985/15 Offensive lineman are the unsung heroes ofFordham football LIFE IN THE TRENCHES ich Southward was "a big slob" as a Gui|rd Schwarz and Kerin and tackles freshman at Tilden High School in Tuzeo a(id Southward arc playing together for Brooklyn. He was 5'll", 285 pounds, the third straight year. Rash, meanwhile, was R moved fj-om tight end to center this season. and he didn't like it. "When I came here, I was given a choice of what to plav. I saw what bad shape the On The Sidelines offense was in, so 1 decided to play offensive line," sa|d Southward. He continued, "You know you can depend pn another player to cover you. We know each other's tendencies by now." Kerin added, "We may change a "There were a lot of girls in my high blocking] scheme three or four times before the school. I told myself I gotta get rid of this ball is snapped. We know each other so well weight if I'm going to get any girls," said there's just a natural flow of Southward, now 6'31/2 , 260 pounds of pure communications." power, So Southward went out for football. e replacement of Rash for the "They said he's so big and fat, let's make graduated Charlie Spinelli has gone smoothly, him an offensive lineman," Fordham's junior and Tijzeo continues to develop into a offensive tackle explained. "I really wanted to premier lineman. be a running back. Everyone notices a running "When Vin came here, he was just a big, back." tough kid," said Tribou. "He wasn't being Such is the dilemma of the offensive counted on too heavily, but he could be the lineman. The average fan rarely notices the best offensive lineman on the team by the end of the year." offensive lineman. That is, until the lineman misses a block or until the quarterback is Raifh is considered a bit small, as linemen sacked. go- he's6'2", 215 pounds, but he is blending The offensive lineman is the roadie of the in better1 than expected. football field. He sets the stage so the Chip Krons of the world can perform under the He (Rash) looks like a wide receiver. I'm spotlight. He's the kind of guy Miller beer surprised at how well he's fit in," said salutes for doing it all behind the scenes. Southward. "Having Chip, Rodney (Knight), There are no statistics that tell you who Paul (Genzburg), and Larry (Johnson) in the . the good offensive linemen are. You'll never backfield makes it easier on all of us." see Andy Kerin, Vin Tuzeo, Tony Rash, Tony Vin Tuzeo After three games, the Rams were 1-2, Schwarz, or Southward earning any Player of When you look at an offensive lineman, According to Kerin, "It takes desire. Yoi i and the offense was going nowhere in a hurry. the Week awards. But the surging Rams are 4- you notice certain things. Like that these are need a lot of inner confidence. You have to Then, Fbrdham rallied to beat St. John's 27- 2 and ranked I7th in the nation, and the the biggest, widest guys you've ever seen really perform for the team to do well. You 26, toyed with Georgetown 56-0, and pounded offense has scored 120 points in the last three outside a pro wrestling ring. Guys like gotta be aggressive. You can't be timid or on previously undefeated Franklin and games. Schwarz, who is 6'2", 270 pounds, have been shy." Marshall 37-10. What happened? "As an offensive lineman, you just do known to hold their own in Spring Break belly An offensive lineman's job is purely your job," said Kerin, a 6'2,195-pound senior flop contests. sadistic. There are certain people in this world "It's not just an offensive turnaround," offensive guard, "When Chip runs for 200 "It's a dirty job," said Tribou. "He has who like to read Sartre. They become said Kefin, "it's a turnaround for the entire yards, it's a reflection of us. You get used to it. to love it because he gets no credit for it. philosophers. Certain other people like the team. We have come together from the head You just go out and play for the team." Offensive linemen get lost in the shuffle." feeling of a good hit. They become offensive coach down to the last player. We knew we Bill Tribou (pronounced Try-bo) is the Big generally translates into crazy on a linemen. weren't playing the best we could." Rams' offensive line coach. He's one of the football field, but this is not the case with "1 like playing guard," said Kerin. "You Keiin spoke for the entire team when he few people who pays attention to the offensive offensive linemen. The Lyle Alzados are get to hit people. I like the contact; that's what said the Rams could beat anyone right now. line every Saturday. usually found on the defensive line. it's all about." Now, it's sheer fun being an offensive lineman "When it comes right down to it," said "You'll find most offensive linemen are Southward echoes Kerin's feelings. "You for Fordham. Tribou, "you win or lose football games with calm and collective," Southward said. "On have to dominate your opponent. You can't "I jove it now that we're winning," said your offensive line. The offensive line keeps a offense, your aggression is geared toward one let him in, or you have to block him to create Southward. "It's been tough the past few team on the field, and that wins football thing- scoring. On defense, you can go crazy. an opening. I like it because you always get to years, especially when you come from a games." Offense is more controlled." hit someone." winning high school. We were due." Young Track-Stars Rams Host Hofstra

by Ed Natale impressive. The team wound up in third place by Jack Curry and Warner by identical scores of 20-10. The Fountain of Youth is an apt in the 10 team competition. Theisquad lost out Revenge will be on the mind of the The! Hofstra defense, which has allowed description of the Fordhanvtrack team. to first place Rutgers and Manhattan. Fordham Rams when they host Hofstra at just 63 points this season, has been impressive Despite the lack of experienced runners Again, it was the work of freshmen that Jack Coffy Field on Saturday. throughout the year. Middle linebacker Larry on the men's team, Fordham was able to come led the Lady Rams to a strong third place The Rams, presently ranked 17th in The Galizia, an AU-American junior, is one of the away with a respectable sixth place finish in finish. Freshman Patty Nelson and freshman Football News Division III poll, vividly recall team's (op tacklers and is the key to the •he 14 team competition. The Rams fell to Kelly Gallivan finished in the top five out of 80 last year's contest with the Flying Dutchmen, defense. teams from Iona, F.D.U., Rutgers, St. Johns, participants. Nelson and Gallivan ran times of a 42-16 setback, Fordham's worst defeat of and CW, Post. 18:55 and 19:29 respectively in the 3.1 mile the year. "We are a young team that is looking race to finish second and fifth. "Revenge will play a part in it," said towards the future," explained assistant coach "Nelson and Gallivan were the top quarterback Scott Atkinson. "Coach Tutein v'nce Forte. "Our top five runners include performers for the day," said Coach Sue has reminded us of last year, but once we get "I hope the guys ^0 freshmen and one sophomore." Shea. "Both ran the race times that were their on the field it will depend on the X's and 9 O's." One of those freshmen runners is the personal best." aren t content with highly recruited Pat Lavery. Despite the less Other strong performances were turned The good news for Coach Tutein this tnan ideal running conditions, Lavery led all in by Erin O'Connell, Laura Schmitt, and week was the Rams' Top 20 ranking. being ranked 17th." rordham runners in the five mile run. Lavery team captain Joann Krebs. Their respective However, it was offset by some bad news. Running back Chip Kron, who is averaging unied in a time of 26:07, good enough for a times were 20:06,20:45 and 21:01. Krebs' time —Greg Wenzel over 130 yards per game, will sit out the l2th Place finish in the meet. was an unexpected bonus. The senior captain Hofstra contest with a knee injury suffered l>;it ran an outstanding race," had been injured for a good portion of the against Franklin and Marshall. commented Forte. "He is from Mount Saint year but was pressed into action due ts injuries Junior QB AJan Squeri is in his first year That should make things easier for the Michaels and was one of our top recruits." to the fourth and fifth runners. at the htlm, but he has some talented backs Hofstra defense. But things haven't come easy Lavery was not the only runner to turn in The Fordham Track team now eagerly including Iowa State transfer Derrick for Hofstra as a whole this year. e°od performance. Senior Noel Vigilotta awails the MAAC Championships to be held Sperling, Last year's 9-1 record and number 12 an" Sophomore Brad Kelley also ran this Friday at Van Courtland Park in the The Rams have won three consecutive ranking in the country is a distant memory uremcly well. Vigliotta and Kelley turned in Bronx. With strong performances in the games ajid a letdown is possible. Linebacker after a recent skid. ni« o| 26:50 and 26:52 respectively. The Met's, both the men's and women's teams Greg Wejnzel hopes it doesn't occur. The 4-2 Dutchmen were ranked in the top '"« were good enough for a 26th and 27th look to improve their standings as they do "I hope the guys aren't content with ten early in the season, but they have exited Place finish. battle with strong teams from Iona, being rajiked 17th," Wenzel said. "We have the rankings after losing games to C.W. Post The women's team was also very Manhattan, Army, and Holy Cross. to go for^more. Hofstra is going to be tough." 16/THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24,1985 Fordham makes history with 3-2 win overAdelphi Magical Win For Soccer^Rams by Jack Curry and Chris Coyne magical. With Kai Schumacher motoring "Today was magical." around for 90 minutes and Danny Mueller Those words, uttered by Fordham soccer sneaking in for goals." coach Frank Schnur, aptly describe the Rams' Not to be outdone, Raymond snuck in stunning 3-2 victory over Adelphi at for his second goal of the game at the 29:19 Edward's Parade. mark to tie Mueller's output and even the The Rams made soccer history as it was score at 2-2. the first time that the maroon and gold The teams remained tied after the first defeated the Long Island school. They also half, but Schnur was optimistic. made believers out of those who had doubted "I felt confident," Schnur said. "We Fordham's ability. were playing well." "We knew we weren't flukes," Schnur It was Adelphi who came out playing well said, "But we had to prove to everyone else tht to begin the half as Knuth was forced to make that we were for real. This win should do it." a big save off Paul Reilly at the 46 minute Adelphi (10-3) was ranked fourth in the mark. state before the contest while the Rams (9-2-2) The Rams, led by John Rollins and Tim checked in at seventh. Those ratings are sure Monfort, cleared Adelphi away from Knuth to change after Fordham's one-goal triumph. and charged ahead. Their winning goal came "I told the team thai we have to beat a at the 48:51 mark and it looked innocent at the nationally-ranked team if we want a national start, but the results made everyone on ranking," said Schnur. "We've tied them in Adelphi feel guilty. the past. Now it is time to beat them." Kai Schumacher lofted a ball towards the The Rams heeded their coach's words net from the 35 yard line. The ball bounced and defeated Adelphi in classic fashion. The off a couple of legs in front of the net before textbook style game was marred only by some Loeffler's leg made direct contact with the minor skirmishes. Everything else about the leather. The Ram captain booted the ball hard afternoon was straight ou! of a soccer manual. into the right corner of the net to give the "It was a beautiful game to watch," Rams a 3-2 lead. Schnur explained. "It was a tremendous, "Kai was looking for me and waiting for action-packed game." me to cut," Loeffler explained. "I just Adelphi's Drori Raymond initiated the followed the cross. The pass was right there action when he beat Ram goalie Jeff Knuth at and I knocked it in. It felt great." the 13:17 mark. The aggressive, end-to-end All the Rams had to do now was kill the play continued and eight minutes later it was remaining 41 minutes. Not an easy task time for Fordham to equal the score. against a physical Adelphi club. Schnur Midfielder Danny Mueller took center gambled by moving a forward to midfield for stage after receiving a pass from Keith defensive purposes and the Rams emerged Loeffler and rifled the ball by Adelphi keeper unscathed with the win. Bob Kebsto knot the score, 1-1. "Our normal game is offensive," Schnur The Danny Mueller show came back for a said. "(But) we pulled one forward back and Danny Mueller scored two goals against Adelphi. second act just a few minutes later as Kai played defensively. It worked." the season, was sparkling between the pipes Earlier, the Rams dominated Jesuit rival Schumacher found his midfield partner open But it wouldn't have worked without the with eight saves. Fairfield en route to a 7-0 victory. and Mueller connected to make it 2- J. play of Knuth. The freshman goalie, who had "This," said Loeffler, "was Jeff's best Danny Mueller opened the game's "The midfield," Schnur said, "has been missed a few games due to an injury early in game of the year." scoring at the ten minute mark of the first half when he blasted a shot from the left side past Fairfield goalie Kevin Shea. Two minutes later, Guy D'Aguanno, one of the nation's leading scorers, gave Fordham a two goal advantage when he kicked in a pass from Tim Monfort. Fordham extended their lead to three c Sv S\ V w \I \ when Eric Wadehn headed the ball into the net after a Ram corner kick. Four minutes later, D'Aguanna scored his second goal of the game after receiving a pretty pass from Keith Loeffler. A Mike Sini goal assisted by Mueller, a Kai Schumacher goal assisted by Mike Sports Continued on page 14 Rams Spoil F&M Homecoming, 37-10

By Jackie Hattar really pressured them (F&M) into turnovers If O'Neal Tutein has his way, the But, it wasn't just turnovers that won the garhe- Fordham Rams may be looking to change it was our defense that caused a lot of the their nickname to "the Spoilers." turnovers." With both the offensive and defensive Senior quarterback Scott Atkinson, lines executing perfect textbook-like plays, starting in place of the injured sophomore Bob Fordham spoiled sixth ranked (Lambert Hagan, sparkled on the gridiron. He finished Eastern College Poll) Franklin and Marshall's with 13 rushes for 92 yards and managed to Homecoming 37-10 in Lancaster, score a touchdown. Pennsylvania on Saturday. The Rams now Tutein praised Atkinson's exceptional have three Homecoming victories to their performance. "He ran well on the things we credit (the last two on the road). asked him to do. He had an excellent game. The maroon and gold record improved tp Scott will start on Saturday (against 4-2 overall, while the previously undefeated Hofstra)." Diplomats dipped to 5-1. However, Atkinson has yet to win back "There is nothing different in what (game the number one QB position. It is certain that plan) we're doing. We are playing well as a if Hagan was healthy, he would get the nod. team. The kids have a lot of confidence in For now, during Hagan's absence, Atkinson themselves. Franklin and Marshall was one of will have the opportunity to prove himself to the best defensive teams we played this year," his coach. Fordhan. looks for BBOlher h(Jme vicf()ry agajns( said head coach Tutein. "This wasn't our best Atkinson started the Ram offense in the game, but the kids maintained their poise. We continued on page 14