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E3 TBE MOST THE THOROUGHLY FRIENDLY READ PAPER IM PAPER ALLIANCE RECREATIONAL NEWS 3l.trlbut.e_ free by oarrlee. By mall ALLIANCE, OHIO, SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1926 Vol.2 No. 45 11.60 par y-ar. Otherwise •old «t 5 CENTS fc4 l^^^~--'MMllliJll!Mi\_fJ-Jili..l.lin.l...,__L__a^frl-M. _•_{_) i UlluJJ Directs First CHATTER AND CHESTNUTS Women's Exposition §§ FUN AND LIFE j GEORGE WASHINGTON sisAlong The Highway—== llllllllllllll A BIT OF BLANK VERSE = With "Marcell Lay" g3 Life's&Lark That's a Bargain After a salesman had sold a big or der of goods to the Scotch buyer for a Chicago store, he sought to make -Contributed the Scot a present of a box of cigars. THE CRY OF THE DREAMER "I'm sorry I canna accept," the The editor of this column decided Scot said, "but there's a rule of. the that a vacation was due him, so here I am tired of planning and toiling house that ye canna take presents am I to do my best until he gets from salesmen." back on the job. In the crowded hives of men; Heart-weary of building and spoiling, "Well," laughed the salesman, "I'll To begin with he told me that And spoiling and building again. sell them to you for five cents .hen." there would be some contributors, "That's different now," the canny therefore the task would require but And I long for the dear old river, Where I dreamed my youth away, buyer replied after taking a good little effort. The head of the sniff at the box." I can buy my column indicates the extent of the For a dreamer lives forever, And a toiler dies in a day. smokes anywhere I please. I'll take _ contributions for this week. four boxes." Now Dear Reader,- if you happen 1 I am sick of the showy seeming to not like our stuff we dare you to Bringing Results contribute something better. Send. Of a life that is half a lie Of the faces lined with scheming in anything you wish-—prose or poe Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Smith are the try—a bit of humor, an after dinner In the throng that hurries by. From the sleepless thoughts' en proud parents of a nine-pound boy. story-—or bits of philosophy so that who arrived at their home last night. I can finish this column with what deavor, Jay Russel dubbed: I would go where the children Plain Dealer Want Ads Bring Re play; sults. SOMETHING OR OTHER For a dreamer lives forever, —Plain Dealer, Wabash, Ind. And a thinker dies in a day. MRS. OLIVE JOY WRIGHT SHOES SAIL National President Buiinese The Kiss I can feel no pride, but pity, Women'. Clubs "No I" You would laugh if you should see For the burdens the rich endure; "But—" a dog racing around with a rack full There is nothing sweet in the city "Just—" of sho.es fastened to his tail wouldn't CLEVELAND, Feb. — Glorifi - But the patient lives of the poor cation ef woman, — her rise "NO I" you? Oh, the little hands too skillful, "Once—" Well, that's just what happened And thc child mind choked with through the ages from chattel to "NO!" when a big Collie wagged his tail so weeds 1 governor,-—will be the keynote of "Please—" vigorously that it attached itself to The daughter's heart grown willful, a novel six-day exposition to be **u-_" a metal rack of shoes which were on And the father's heart that bleeds! staged in the mammoth Public Au "Pete, why don't you shave I" display in front of a Main street ditorium here, March 8 to 13. shoe store* No. no! from the street's rude bustle, Never kick a dog to which yon The dog was caught, relieved of The Cleveland Business and From trophies of mart and stage, Professional Women's Club if have not been properly introduced.— his casgo and we suppose the shoes. I would fly to the woods' low rustle "Foremost Citizen of Alj the Ages'* which were rescued, will be retailed and the meadow's kindly page. Born February 22, 1732 sponsoring, the Idea which is to bo Winter evenings are great for pur at reduced prices. Let me dream as ot yore by the river, presented here for the first time. suing knowledge. What kind are yon And be loved for the dream away; The Defender of His Country—Tbe Founder of Liberty—The Friend of Man. • Mrs. Olive Joy Wright, Glove- pursuing? "Fire at hospital arouses nurses"— For a dreamer lives forever, land, national president, and Miss startling headline in an evening pa And a thinker dies in a day. "Envy and malice have stood rebuked in tbe presence of his towering form. There is Ella Strayer. club member, head Some nice girls would be just as per. Tljanks for the suggestion. nice if they were sensible. John Boyle O'Reilly. no language of literature and culture which does not boast among its adornments noble eu the local organization which is di Another headline reads: "Man FrfSi. logies of the work and character of Washington. Although, as history reckons its periods, recting the show. The only comforting thing about dies as he rides in taxi."—He prob Athough the First Cleveland a headache is, it proves your bean is ably looked at the meter. it is but a little time since he passed from the stage of life, he has been claimed, wherever not a vacuum. WHY SHOULD THE SPIRIT OF Woman's Exposition will be direc men struggle and aspire, as the possession of all humanity, the first citizen of all the ages. ted entirely by women and will MORTAL BE PROUD! When an old fool gets the idea "So he must be a strangely bold and self confident eulogist who would attempt to add display hundreds of features to in It always takes two to pull off a that a young girl would rather be his terest the fair sex, the show is de successful smile. darling than a sheik's slave, he had (Published by request) anything to the total of affection, admiration and reverence which has been reared as the signed also to attract male attend lust Like Business better start where this old boy fin ance. ished: true memorial of Washington. It is impossible for us to add to or take from the estimate Oli, why should the spirit of mortal The story of woman's progress "A man in Missouri, who had which has been fixed by the generations of the world." The worry-cow would have lived 'til reached the slippers-and-pipe age, be proud! will be told by a pageant which now, married a girl of the flapper set, and Like a swift fleeting meteor, a fast will depict her advancement from If she'd only held her breath; they lived together happily—that is, jiving cloud, From an address by President Coolidge at a celebration marking the 150th anniversary of the day Eve to the modern woman. But she feared the hay wouldn't last they lived as happily as a drowsy old A flash of the lightning, a break of George Washington took command of the Continental army. A fashion display, embracing all day, dog and a lively young kitten might. the wave, So she .choked herself to death. He passes from life to his rest in the ityles of dress from Eve's fig-leaf They lived together until one day to the widely diversified require grave. So the multitude goes—like the 'Tis the wink of an eye, 'tis the When you come to analyze Luck a sheik picture show struck town, ments of the flapper's wardrobe of flower and the weed draught of a breath you find it is nothing but Persistance an$ then the emotions of innocence today, is expected to be of par were disturbed and the wife got a The leaves of the oak and the wil That wither away to let others suc From the blossoms of health to the under camouflage. divorce. lows shall fade, ceed; paleness of death; CTHE WHY of ticular interest. Three days later the couple ap Be scattered around, and together be So the multitude comes—even those From the gilded saloon to the bier Booths permitting merchants to It doesn't take money to make peared before the court and asked laid; we behold,, and the shroud— SUPERSTITIONS display their women's wares will fools of some men, but it helps. that the old man be given a right to And the young and the old, and the To repeat every tale that has often Oh, why should the spirit of mortal By H. IRVING KIN, bo arranged on the huge arena adopt the girl; and the court granted low and the high been told. be proud! floor. There are 130 booths. Some people spend enough greiv- Shall moulder to dust, and together the ex-husband a daughter. Now she William Knox. Women's clubs from all over ing over spilt milk to buy a cow. syncopates while he sleeps. shall die. For we are the same things that our FLOATING NEEDLES Ohio will send representatives to By the will, it is expected the Never tell a woman you're un The child whom a mother attended fathers have been, the Women's Exposition. daughter will inherit the venerable We see the same sights that our worthy of her; she knows it.