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Cllll III It f •■ I I i ill III II I ' ' "" HARRISONBURG, VIRGINIA, NOVEMBER 3, 1928 VOLUME VII NUMBER 6 Dr. Wayland Is Member Special Lectures Boston Women's Symphony In History and Kansas Historic Society ,,! Social Science Heard Here This Week -?> FACULTY MEMBER AND AUTH- Boston Women's At. a recent meeting of the social Library Has Added DELIGHTFUL PROGRAM IS OR RECEIVES NOTICE OF science faculty of the college plans GIVEN IN WALTER were completed for four special lec- MEMBERSHIP Symphony Subject REED HALL tures to be given during the present New Books To Elected Honorary Member session for the benefit of all students Chapel Talk , Large Audience Attends and teachers in, the department. Ex- Its Shelves Dr. Johni W. Wayland, head of the act dates and hours for, these lectures So deeply has the impression of a department of history and social KATHRYN PACE TELLS OF will be announced later, but the gen- .TEXT BOOKS AND FICTION 'genius been left with her audience science, of the College has another LEGINSKA AND HER eral distribution of topics and speak- MAKE UP THE NEW that to describe in, so many words the honor bestowed upon him to add to his ORCHESTRA ers is as follows: BOOK LIST superb performance of Madame Ethel already numerous ones. He has re- • Fall Quarter A talk was given in chapel, October Leginska, conductor, and the Boston ceived a letter from William E. Con- Professor Hanson: The Making of The library has just received a 29, by Kathryn Pace, a member of the shipment of new books. Besides a Women's Symphony Orchestra, heard nelly, secretary of the Kansas State Commercial Maps and Globes Senior class. She gave an interest- large number of educational books here Wednesday evening, is impos- Historical Society, which has inform- Winter Quarter ing personal view of the Woman's there are other interesting books for sible. ed him that he has been elected to Professor Mcllwraith: Some Amer- Boston Symphony, which is making a the reader. Among some of them are: honorary membership in the Kansas ican Historians and their Works The assembly of the orchestra itself tour of the United States. "The Democratic Party" —Frank State Historical Society, at the an- Professor Dingledine: Keeping Time; was enough to bring the capacity- This orchestra is the only one of its Kent, "The Republican Party"—W. nual meeting of the society held on Historical Calendars filled auditorium to a breathless sil- kind in the world, and its director, S. Myers, "On Being a Girl"—J. E. -October 16th. This honorary mem- Spring Quarter ence. Madame Leginska's appearance, Ethel Leginska, is a marvelous pian- Gibson, "Why Men Fail"—Fishbein bership is the equal of a life member- Professor Wayland: Sources of His- as she entered, dressed in severe black ist. She dominates' the orchestra by and White, "Fish are Such Liars"— velvet, a.charming feminine pattern ship and therefore calls for no fees, tory and Historical Research V but requests a copy of any book which the force of her personality, and Roland 'Perture, "The Liberry"—Tan of a conductor's costume was the in- everyone may feel assured her pro- At least three objectives, it is hop- Hay, "Courage"—G. M. Barrie. centive for an outburst of applause. the member has published, as this: ed, will be approached or attained by would be of interest to the society, of! gram will be of the highest type. Some of the new novels are—"Swan With the signal from its conductor, means of these lectures: (1) All of Song"—Galsworthy, "Old Pydus"— course. Ethel Leginska was born in Hull, the orcher.tra opened its first number. England. She became famous as a tho students and teachers in the de- Duping, "A little Clown Lost"—Bene- Such tone color, such variety of emo- The Kansas State Historical So- partment will see one another and get field. ciety is the largest historical society pianist, and was recognized by Amer- 'tions, such glorious shading and vol- acquainted; (2) valuable information Besides these there are also several in the United States and is growing icans who persuaded her to come to ume of music, such brillance and this country. About this time some will be acquired; (3) the professional books which will be of use to the stu- dash, yet softly solemn and deeply ap- all the time. Dr. Wayland has re- spirit of the entire group will be dents teachers. They are: "Billy ceived a letter and a certificate tell- woman musicians of Boston, interest- pealing renditions have not been heard strengthened. Barriicoate" —Greville MacDonald, ing him of this honor to which, he ed in orchestral work, decided to start here before. Each instrument in the Each of these general lectures will "Rain on the Roof"—Cornelia Meigs, jhas been elected. a symphony orchestra composed en- orchestra was outstanding in its per- tirely of woman players. As Miss be given at "a time that does not con- "The Wonderful Adventures of Nels" fection of mastery, yet all the while Dr. Wayland is extremely well Leginska had always had an ambition flict with other classes, and all stu- Lagerlof, "Sara Crewe"—Frances fading into the background to swell to known throughout the country and es- to be an orchestra leader and had dents in the department will be re- Burnett, "In the Days of Queen the significance. Complete conception pecially is he known as a historical proved her ability, they chose her. quired to attend. However, credit Elizabeth"—Eva Lappan and "The was evident. The beauty of the in- authority. He is the author of many Thus was organized the now world- will be allowed for attendance, and Mysterious Island"—Jules Verne. dividual parts, the greatness of the books and a number of his works are famous woman symphony orchestra. each general meeting will take the ensemble was awe-inspiring to the studied as text books in • several It is interesting to note that Miss place of a class meeting. ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION spell-bound audience. schools. He holds membership in Leginska is of a very tempermental Leginska war. grace itself, for her numerous organizations and his au- GIVES HALLOWEEN nature. She is of medium height, and full understanding of the music, her thority is referred to by many groups MR. BEAN SPEAKS has black bobbed hair. While, direct- PARTY whole soul poured into her conducting, for final decision. ing, her hair makes her have the ap- AT SUNDAY Y. W. REESE AND GILLIAM she stood before her orchestra bring- pearance of a prima-dona. RECEIVE PRIZES FOR ing them under the sway of her pow- ART CLUB WILL MAKE The youngest member of this orch- The Y. W. services last Sunday BEST COSTUMES erful influence. Commanding, yet estra is the first flutist. She is fifteen were especially good. The girls at- with a shade of reserve in her man- POSTERS FOR STUDENTS years old, and is a native of Oil City, tending had the pleasure of hearing Goblins, bats, black cats and witch- lier, she conducted with all the gen- Pennsylvania. While giving a pro- Rev. Bean the new Methodist minis- es held court in the little Gym last tleness in the world summed up in CLUB ANNOUNCES THAT gram there, Miss Leginska's attention ter. Rev. Bean brought a message Saturday night. tiny gestures, changing to more force- ORDERS MAY BE PLACED was called to this child marvel. She full of wisdom and help to college Chinese, Africans, Spaniards, pir- ful manner, the very swell of the in- girls. His words reached out and FOR WORK was so delighted with her playing ates, old-fashioned young ladies, struments responding to her inter- that she had her sign a contract to found the place they suited in the dashing gallants, lisping kiddies, flap- pretation. Such feeljng as Madam* minds and hearts of the girls present, The Art Club will be glad to make join her orchestra. This tour is the pers and shieks, clowns, Pierres and Leginska portrayed through herself and there' was a general feeling of posters for all members of the fac-1 first time Ardelle Hdokins is appear- Pierrots, in fact people of all nation- and her orchestra is only the work of better understanding among these ulty and the different organizations i ing with the orchestra in public. The alities and walks in life were repre- a genius. present when he concluded. The Y. of the campus. All orders must be | orchestra intends to visit several of sented at the court. From the opening number, the beau- W. programs on Sunday afternoon sent in five days- ahead of time to] the largest cities of the United States This motley crowd passed in review tiful overture by Glinka, to the diffi- are well planned and always helpful Gladys Shawn, box <05. Be sure to | before it concludes its tour. before a selected group of judges who cult Beethoven Symphony, in all its and inspiring to those who attend. state what kind of mkterial is wished | decided that a Chinese couple, Flor- glory of solemnity and hilliance, the and what printing is/to be done on it.' DR. WILSON BRINGS ence Reese and Lucy Gilliam, deserv- orchestra grew to the gorgeous Hun- All orders should be written. HOCKEY SEASON OPENS ed the prize for the best costumes. garian Fantasie, of Liszt's, in which FINE MESSAGE TO Members of the 361 Physical Edu- Leginska rose to the heights in her STUDENTS WITH WESTHAMPTON cation class entertained the guests supreme conducting and playing. So MY BEST GIRL" IS HERE with a number of dances and clogs. keenly did she guide the orchestra TO BE SHOWN HERE PRESBYTERIAN PASTOR TALKS Every one enjoyed dancing to the through the different measures, with TO CHAPEL AUDIENCE Thir, afternoon the annual hockey, peppy music furnished by Sadie Fin- such an interpretative touch did she FRIDAY klestein, "Hanky" Hughes, Virginia play that the number was symbolic of On tonight, Saturday, November 3, game with Westhampton took place | Saunders.Helene Duvall, Betty Dou- beauty itself. "The Dance of the the Entertainment Course is present- here. Due to the fact that this was | The chapel program for Friday, that, Madeline Hinkle and Evelyn Clowns," was charmingly done, and the ing a movie, "My Best Girl" with written before the game was played, | October 26, was especially good. Miss Bowers. (Continued to Page U, Column 1.) Mary Pickford taking the leading the outcome of the battle cannot be | Rath rendered several selections on As the party ended at ten o'clock part. "MyBest Girl" is a novel writ- announced here, although by this time the violin. They consisted of "Aut- instead of the fatal, mysterious hour ten by Kathleen Norris and has been everyone knows what it is. DEBATE GIVEN AT umn Leaves" from the "Evening of midnight, no one was whisked away quite popular both as a book and on Each and all of the faculty and stu- Song", "The Old Refrain", "Sere- on a witches' broom or scratched to LANIER MEETING the screen. dents have been very enthusiastic nade", and "Deep River* a negro death by the traditional bats and over the game, and H. T. C.er's have The regular meet'ng of the Lanier spiritual. rallied loyally around their team. black cats. "MUSIC LESSON" GIVEN Dr. Wilson, pastor of the Presby- Those on the committee which help- Literary Society met in Day Student* terian church, next gave a talk. He The team itself was picked Wednes- ed to make the party a real success room Friday, Oct. 26. day of this week by Miss Marbut from CHAPEL AUDIENCE spoke on the Bible, telling of its be- were:. On account of th? new point system nefits, beauties^ and translations. The the whole squad. Committee for decoration: Irene Catherine Snonseller was forced to For some reason Dr. Wilson, pastor Bible is full of poetry, philosophy, Garrison and Betty Effinger. resign her office as president. Virginia of the Presbyterian Church, was un- history, law, letters, short-stories, ro- Committee for entertainment: Eve- Stark was elected to fill her place. Mrs. Rhodes was elected to fill the able to preside at chapel exercises on mance,—in fact, almost everything in Whispers of The lyn Bowers. vacancy of vice president. After the Wednesday, October 24 as had been the world of literature. It contains Committee for refreshments: Mary business meeting the question of the planned by Mr. Shorts. a library within itself for it is com- Hills Watt and Dot Wheeler. day arose. It was worded, "Resolved After devotional exercises, Miss posed of 66 books, and took many au- Committee for advertising: Eliza- thors 3000 years to write it. The Rambles in beth Miller. that Al. Smith should be elected Shaeffer turned the audience into a president of the United States. Those music classroom. Faculty and stu- Bible is the way of life if one knows it. To see through things, you must Europe who upheld the affirmative were Eliz- dents alike were made to sit in an np- MUSICAL PROGRAM abeth Dixon and Mary Boone Mur- I right position, in order to insure a see beyond them. People should take this attitude toward life and the Bib- At the Book Room AT THURSDAY Y. W. phy. The speakers for the negative I full value to their tones. A new < (Special reduction in price were Margaret Simmons and Helene hymn was learned, while eacluperson le, but mostly everyone can be com- when bought together.) Three beautiful musical selections Duvall. The judges decision was for contemplated silently upon the im-, pared with a college student who goes (Continued to Page 3, Column 3.) the negative. provement in her friends' postures. (Continued U Page 6, Column i.) -*■•',« I NOVEMBER 3, 1928 THE BREEZE hat*** SPEAKING OF MAPS THE BREEZE BOOKS REVIEWED By A. D. AS I SEE IT AND CRITICIZED "Oh dead! This will never do!" I PublUhed weakly by the students of the State Teachers College, said indespair. The beautiful green Frances Snyder—Editor Harriwnhorf, Viitfnia. K. N. C. Harrje paint I had mixed «o carefully was spreading in a big blot all over the FALL Member of Columbia Scholastic Press Afoemtion, The Bridge of San Luis Rey, by map of modern Europe. "What Shall Thornton Wilder. Albert & Char- I do? All the countries can't be the Fur ooata, galoshes-school cotort L^^,,.'' I les Boni: New York. 1928. same color!" I had hoped that since - chrysanthemums- packed grand- Ihadeometocollege,lweuldh«w»oistands-^heer leaders-first downs- TWO DOLLARS A YJEAR "On Friday noon, July the twenti- eth, 1714, the finest bridge in all Peru more maps to color, but that was wiSh-i touch downs- roars- pennants -

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■ •PT NOVEMBER 3, 192$ Page Four THE BREEZE gypsy parade and dance were the PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS WHAT ARE WE DOING main features of the day. Yellow EXCHANGES FROM stickers, advertizing this event, were reported in New York, Florida, Ari- The following editorial might be of HERE AND THERE zona, and on the Pacific Coast. CAMPUSJ] ftta#R^>«i6 " interest to H. T. C. students especially Dorothy Frey—Editor The Richmond Collegian: University TRYOUP PARCEL P0ST5ERVICE at this time. of Richmond, Richmond, Virginia. What are we doing? What are we TOM 8AF5{ X Received : Here one finds another review of PHONE £74 %#{WKMAINST. making of our college education? We, Love doesn't exactly make the The Rotunda, State Teachers College, Mcllrwoy's Show Girl. Quite an who have opportunities before our world go 'round. It just makes HARRISONBURG, VA. Farmville, Virgiflia. ordinary book so this reviewer finds gates, asking only that we awaken it, and from a literary standpoint the afflicted ones so dizzy that The book review column of the PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS and put forth our ambitions that the only a flop. A simple plot, an ordi- they think its going 'round. Rotunda shows promise of becoming same may be realized. Shall we, liv- nary—very ordinary cast of char- one of the most interesting features ing the life of disinterestness, slug- acters, and a story which will amuse of the paper. The Review of McEn- Dumb: Why are you late? gishness, laziness, with little or no one for a night there—nothing more. Diamonds Watches vay's "Show Girl" was a clever por- Dumber: I started late. concern for our future well being, Rather amusing, it is, to find such trayal of a modern girl's ideas of a Dumb: Why didn't you start early. permit the keys to success in the varied opinions in ideas of a book John W. Taliaferro modern book. This revjewer finds Dumber: It was too late to start world slip from beneath our finger which is really, after all, only a mod- tho story delightful and amusing; a early. tips'? They are those keys which un- ern novel and not a copy of Smudgy JEWELLER & OPTOMETRIS well told account of a Broadway star lock the gates of future attainments. Stories. and her numerous love affairs—a Anne Proctor: Jimmie, won't you Truly we hav but one life to live, and Established 1879 no other can live it for us. Our will book to be read when in a broadmind- SYCOLOGYSAYS: join me in a cup of tea. power cannot be replaced by the am- ed mood. J. Knight: Heavens, Anne! Do you think we could both get in it? Harrisonburg's Oldest, Largest bitions of another. The knowledge The Salemite: Winston Salem, N. C. 1* The three ages :of man are Impartiality is particulary stressed that we have or hope to have we must bo&sed by mother; bossed by wife; and Best Jewelry Store obtain for ourselves. God gives us when politics are the front page write bossed by daughter. Jr. Hanson—Can anyone tell me the capacities to have and acquire ups of the Salemite. 2. College bred is made from the one use of the Catskill Mts.? wisdom. He expects us to use them. Although the head lines shriek flour of youth and the dough of ma- Elsie Shelhorse—Yes they made a PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS Have we no goal? No ideals? Yes, facts about the Republican and De- turity. good bed for Rip Van Winkle. we all have them! But how high are mocratic parties the articles are 3. Where "moon3hine" comes from they? Only the highest achieve the forceful and very much to the point. is a secret still. Patty—(at Soda, S. S. Shop) Edna, greatest: Though through our efforts The Technician, N. C. State College, 4. A man once went over C's as why are you taking those spoons? we may not become a star with the N. C. far as the river Dee. Edna—Dr. Weems told me to take BLUE BIRD TEA brightness of the first magnitude, we Dean Cloyd of N. C. College, states 5. If you sing and shout before two teaspoons after each meal. shall not remain a satelite unseen. that the College will soon have to ad- breakfast and before going to bed, it The question of what are we doing apt a policy toward co-eds if the num- will prevent an unhappy old age. The Bizz: Martha, how did you find the ROOM and what are we making of our col- ber of women attending the school in- neighbors will attend to that. weather at home this week-end? Day Students' Lunches lege education.concerns all schools to creases with the rapidity it has shown 6. The main difference between a Martha: Easy, just stepped out of no greater extene than here on the in the past. A hew curricula will be girl chewing gum and a cow chewing the house and there it was. a Specialty campus of Lenoir Rhyne College. We necessary, a dean of women will be her cud is that the cow usually looks have students who have ideals and added to the faculty and the girls will thoughtful. Betty Bishop: (to child at training high aspirations for the future: those upset the ideas of the place in general. 7. The only way to keep your wife school) If you want to be heard youj who would make the most of LIFE. The Exponent, Northern State Tea- from saying something when you must sing louder^ They are the majority, who have chos- cher's College, Aberdeen, South come in late is to put cement in her Little boy: I'm singing as loud as PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS en to.combine the social and educa- Dakota. beauty clay. j I can. tional—thereby taking the middle of Gypsy Day, an age old custom at 8. Irving didn't ask much Betty: Well, boy, be enthusiastic. the road to success. On the other the Northern State Teacher's College, for his new composition. He sold it Open your mouth and throw yourself hand we have the minority: the book- was celebrated October 19th. The for a song. into it. worm, the athletic worm, and also coronation of the gypsy queen, the —Exchange those who care only for skirts and the VICTOR RECORDS social life afforded. These have tak- Lena Bones claims when it comes en the side of the foad. The Service Behind The Dining Car to reducing she is a poor loser. It is so with the so-called book- 65c worm surrounded with books, compil- Fivi Thousand Dining Cars Now Operating in Country; Requires Madeline—What would you do if ing knowledge, his nose buried deep Vast and Highly Skilled Organization you were in my shoes? beneath many covers. He becomes Dobie—I'd shine them. B. Ney & Sons very proficient in his own estimation Food of the best quality, expertly prepared and courteously served in of learning which s largely memorized comfortable dining cars, is the rule on the railroads today. But the unseen As the setting sun facts from books, which will mean service required of the roads to make this possible, though it is of the utmost Wendeth it's way little or nothing when he is called up- importance, is seldom realized by the traveling public. There comes to one on to reason for himself. Of this The commissary department is the center aroiind which the unseen Must I study today? group, few succeed. The athlete, with service revolves. The first thing this department does upon receiving a dining OUR SHOES his only future, (God forbid) Sports, car is to fumigate it thoroughly. This action is taken as a matter of Sis—Did you have a "hy" time this takes the side of the way, occasionally precaution, whether the car is brand new, or has simply been renovated in the Keep your feet vigorous and summer? ready for any task reaching that only goal, a broken or railroad's own shops. While the car itself is being cleaned and made perfectly Bess—Yes he was six feet tall. Good looking, too and retain a made body. That is not what is sanitary, its cnairs, tables, china, silver and kitchen equipment are also put their shape through a cleaning process. meant by athletics. Those, who are She—My brother doesn't smoke, Hosiery interested only in meeting social en- A dining car is given a recondition-1 compartments that a steady low tem- swear, or drink. "As you like it" gagements and not meeting classes, ing of this character, on the aver- j perature is maintained. He—Does he make his own dresses YAGER'S also find a side path and, to their sor- age, every six or eight months, but The fruit store-rooms of the rail- too? row, it is little wonder that they soon the car is thoroughly cleaned every road commissary, similar in construc- Shoe Store find themselves ditched by studies and night after the day's run. tion, are supplied so regularly and so Fou,r Deaf Men in a Game of Budge wrecked by quizzes. carefully that at no time is the store- (Frn.e Shoe Repairing) After the chairs and tables are in- 1st Player—I bid two spades. But Remember you are never in the room more than a way-point on the stalled the linen closets are filled, ac- 2nd player—I bid two diamonds. ditch too deep to get out. Arriving cording to the capacity of the car. The journey of the fruit from farm to at keen perceptions, emitting your dining car. 3rd Player—I raise your two clubs silver cabinets, the china shelves and to three. most earnest efforts, and using a A special cellar for vegetables of the glassware cupboards are stocked 4th Player—Since you have all strong will, you can If it a being from the tuber variety is scientifically con- with minute care. No single item is passed I'll pass too. WELCOME STUDENTS the deepest mire. I overlooked. structed so as to maintain the highest Now, with De Quincy saying: j degree of freshness in all such sup- When all the accessories are abroad, OF "LIFE is short; and the sleep which plies needed for the dining car. • Believe it' or Not and the mechanical and electrical de- is in the grave is long," likewise, ear-1 Chef Is Well Trained First slow motion picture made on vices have beeTi inspected, there fol- S.T.C. ly in our college education an3vWe Bread and pastry served on the car the H. T. C. Campus is one of Mr. lows the business of laying in the food let us lay the foundation for hflRr are freshly-baked daily and are kept Hanson's Geography Classes. supply, under the direction of the achievements in the world. We shall in sealed wrappers until served. Rolls, Rushing to class, for a test. RALPH'S superintendent. He determines the take the fairway that leads to the waffles, etc., are prepared by the chef quantity of fish, meat, vegetables, greatest possible attainment. himself who is trained and thoroughly Watson—But my dear Holmes— fruits, spices and staples needed. qualified before being assigned to the what case are we on now? Current specials are generally sup- (Continued from Page 1, Column J.) dining car. Sherlock—"Sh-h, we are trying to plied every day. wonderful overture from "Rengi" of The Jrew on every dining car nor- find the opera singer who • doesn't Wagner's was inspiring in its rever- Insuring Fresh Meat Supply mally consists of four cooks, eight smoke "Lucky Strikes." Fletchers Pharmacy ence. These supplies are provided by the waiters and one steward. A force of Try our Delicious Hot Such a delightful, gracious spirit commissary. In its iced refrigerators dining service supervisors and travel- Get Kathryn Pace to tell you of her Toasted Sandwiches radiated from the conductor and the is a variety of fish obtained from the ing chefs is also employed to assist trip to Rawley Springs. 3he might "Best in Town" orchestra that the audience was for- nearest source in quantity small in the maintenance of high standards be a poor girl. But this is rich. The glad to see you store tunate to have one encore. The enough to insure its freshness. Fresh of service. sprightly "Dance of The Clowns" was meats are stored in another refrigera- The dining-car service which the COLORS OF FAME played again, in response to the con- tor—rows of beef, veal, pork and American railroads provide is run at mutton; shelves of bacon, ham and tinued applause, and this time all the a large annual loss. This is due pri- Brown of Harvard. sausages wrapped in sealed air-tight : GEORGE'S : fire and spirit of only a great con- marily to the fact that the dining car Red Grange. packages. All of this is obtained by ductor was more outstanding in Ma- must always be equipped for maxi- Green Hat. Candy Kitchen dame Leginska's directing. the individual carriers from the near- mum service. Since there is no way Yellow Streaks. Hot Lunches ,.-Pot Coffee est and most reliable sources. Harrisonburg has had a great gift of accurately gauging the number of Blue Laws. Hot buttered toasted The refrigerator in which they are in, the hearing of Leginska and The meals which will be served, there is White Lies. Sandwiches stored is sanitary to the last degree No dish over 10c Boston Women's Symphony Orchestra, bound to be a large wastage, both in Mauve Decade. and it is to be hoped that many won- and is so constructed of cement-lined Delicious Coffee labor and supplies. Thomas Gray. The best Home Made Candies derful opportunities for the hearing With more than 5,000 dining cars in service in the country every day, all Lemon Squeezer. with the lowest price of great things such as this will come of this detail is handled so efficiently that no hint of it appears as the waiter Ivory Soap. College girls this is your first stop and first up to date store within the reach of the college in the stands ready to take the. traveler's order while the train speeds on its way. Rose Marie. future. down town. Railroad Data. Maroon Donan Island. ■,. ->l . .

i •»■•■*!:;: NOVEMBER 8,1928 . ". .77 THE BREEZE Page Five r JEROME, OR THE SOLUTION FOR AUNT ABIGAIL'S LATITUDE OF LOVE" COLLEGE TRAMPS" Novelty Footwear HAPPY WISDOM It could as well have been "Love IS ADVANCED Exquisite creations—models for every occasion— or the Latitude of Jerome," or at modfls approvingly feminine, so chic and charming IDEA PUT POBTH TO Dear Abby— well, "Umgitude, or the Love of and so delightfully smart. The styles include. Satins, FREE COLLEGES OF We have wondered Auntie dear if Jerome." When a book is of and Velvets, Patents, Kid, Reptillian and other novel UNDESIRABLES you have ever noticed the googled by a Frenchman you know what to treatments in the popular Fall and Winter shades. eyed love sick girls walking around expect, and no amount of geographi- "Club" colleges minus libraries campus on Sunday afternoon. They cal scrambling can deceive. You but replete with ash trays and easy $6.95 make us absolutely sick. They just coo know the central motif is love, struck chairs are proposed as a solution for at the boys and hold hands and skip seductively at the start by muted the over-crowding of present insti- $5.95 lightly up and down the walks and strings, and pursued with impetuous tutions with incompetent and "feeble- hold on to the arm of the masculine I orchestration until the ancient gugue | minded" students by Dr. J. Edgar $4.95 sex like we jealous cats will snatch (expires upon a soft and suggestive I Park, president of Wheaton College. their precious dates away. We are j moan from !the oboe. This French- The American educational system weary—and don't know what to do. man guides his national theme along sJbsefifofaf+Scnstk jhas spent its best efforts in the Please give forth a little friendly the alien arid sometimes treacherous cultivation of "middle class virtues" wisdom. scales of geography, but even there I and "pedestrian" qualities in minds Clawingly yours, the sublime note holds true. Even j unfit for anything better, he told a The members of the . there love remains semper idem, school teachers' convention here. Kitty, Kitty Kat Klub which is not the sort of discovery a "One of the greatest needs of this KEEP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE STREET Frenchman should need a whole country today is the establishment of j Dear Cats: book, and a trip to Norway, to com- club colleges as near New York as' plete. Buy Your You little, soft pawed hard clawed, possible which will help to free the little cats, Auntie is ashamed of you. He met her on the boat, and so regular colleges of the undesirable And I have put you down as old jeal- Norway, when Jerome arrived, ap- material now clogging them up," he ous green eyed full grown cats. So peared only through a soft and ros- said. if the dates on campus annoy you, eate haze. "He had fallen in love "These club colleges, as a matter SHOES AND HOSIERY here are a few suggestions—(1) Get with Norway, as he had fallen in of course will have no libraries and yourself a date if you have (it)—If love with Uni Hansen, because of no class rooms. They will offer close not get a picture of an "Arrow Col- MERIT SHOE COMPANY, Inc. an accumulation of preconceived contact with bootleggers, lots of ash- lar man" and gaze at him all Sunday ideas; that is to say, fantasically." trays and easy chairs, all the ad- afternoon. (2) Or stop looking out 40 N. Main Street But love made Jerome* cautious. He vantages of fraternities and sorori- of the windows (what you don't see must not blast this delicate Nordic ties and plenty of opnortupity^ for Free-Pencils-At-All-Times won't hurt you). (3) Take a good flower with the fierce play of a deep social recreation. *v«-- — - >- nap on Sunday afternoon, it will les- and tender and authentic Montpar- "Thus would our present universi- sen your general griped outlook on all nassian passion. For love, Jerome ties be rid of that type of student dates. And now for the friendly part has decided, was a matter of geogra- who, not interested in scholarship, is Harrisonburg, Virginia of this little note. You should be phy, with an emotion to correspond there for social'reasons and feels ashamed of yourself begrudging any to each latitude; and the capacity that it is the duty of the faculty to one a date, just because the beau boys for love waned progressively toward get him through the examinations." don't take you. And don't ever let me the North and toward the South, —Salemite Lilian Gochenour hear of you acting so—Kitty Kitty— starting from a point, say, in the Hess Studio again—In closing I want to know- vicinity of Langeais. Jerome had MILLINER just Cat to Cat what do you think of lived in Langeais. PASSED OUT OF Exclusive Millinery- Satisfaction Guaranteed me? So in all, nobility Jerome very LIFE TO KEEP Silk Underwear i Purringly yours, carefully did not take advantage Aunt Abigail of any of the quaint openings which /XQNT'ENTMENT Uni Hansen, in her naive and inno- Charles Driscoll thinks he knows Dear Aunt Abigail: cent way, created. He stuck faith- what death will be like when it comes YOUR NEW REXALL STORE ■ ■ . Well Auntie we are having our fully by his theory, though, without to him. As a boy he was once very trials and tribulations with the actually intending to deviate from his at 46 South Main Street Is Newly and Specially Built for ill. He, felt life ebbing away, saw Freshmen in Wellington Hall. It geographical course, Jerome learned your CONVENIENCE members of the family standing seems as if some of the Freshmen many curious Norwegian customs GREATER COMFORT BETTER SERVICE around. Then to the watchers and think that they must enact for the i and ideas that would not properly WE WANT YOU TO FEEL AT HOME HERE himself he seemed to pass out of benefit of the other inmates scenes fall under the head of geography, COZY SODA BOOTHS LUNCHEONETTE life. "I was away," he says, "so TOASTED SANDWICHES from the story Robinson Cruso—es- and which did not substantially sup- We have installed a new, modern Soda Fountain, scientifically cooled by the Friai- pecially the scenes of Friday's foot- far away that space was different, daire method. Imperial Ice Cream only, will be served. Milk from Brookdalc Dairy, I port his hypothesis on the latitude of acknowledged to have the lowest bacterial count will be used exclusively Our prints on the sounds of time—Well love. and altogether limitless. I was im- syrups, frulta, etc., will be the. best obtainable. any way this took place on Saturday measureably interested and content- The publishers use much of a ed. Returning to consciousness was VIRGINIA DRUG STORE night — with —wet footprints when yellow and lavender jacket to ex- a freshman, went dupping tripping like being born again into a strange plain that Monsieur Bedel won with world. Somebody was pouring up the hall, after indulging in a foot thin book the Prix Goncourt, award- r/u %*all Store bath in^.the basin. Auntie can you whiskey down my throat. I opened ed yearly for the most original book my eyes and a great sense of loss feature this—bathing ones feet irr the by a young writer. This proves basin? and disappointment overwhelmed me. that literary prize-giving is not ex- I sat there a long time trying to All surprised and disgusted, clusively an American institution, project myself, in memory, back S.BLATT'S The Upper Classmen. and proves, moreover, that the into that vast country in which I Soda Sandwch Shoppe judges for the Prix Goncourt were seemingly had been existing for un- Welcomes You Dear Upper Classmen: gentlemen of discrimination. One countable ages. For in that conntry I am one amazed, shocked, old feeble feels, in reading "Jerome," a grow- a moment seemed eternity. That A Salad Cool ing warm regard for the good taste lady to-night. To think that any.- experience remains a vivid and pleas- A Dish That's Hot refined young lady—or any freshman of these judges, a regard not in- ant memory to this day. When I who claims to be a lady—should bathe variably to be extendd to the sav- think of that eternity I sensed when A Toasted Sandwich her feet in the bowl in the bathroom. ants who award our own novel prizes. the earth-life seemed to cease to pull A Cozy Spot. I think the only remedy I can see, is The publishers inform us, moreover, me. And it seemed good, not evil." Harrisonburg, Va. to send out literature to the person I that Monsieur Bedel waited over - —Capper's Weekly "Service with a Smile" so afflicted as to do such. Telling I twenty years to write this first novel, Phone 5 5 them the evils, that in fact they might ! after decjding that writing would be! steel furnished one-fifth of the income get a cold in their head from enacting jhis career. We submit "Jerome" as of employes in that industry. scenes from that noble character Fri- i exhibit A in the case for deferred Railroad Progress day. Or else a good spanking would literary expression. It is written Makes for General Progress help. One of those good old fashion- with a clear, a harmonious, and a Thus do the railroads make a tre- FETZERS' ed kind your mamma used to give penetrating irony. Few American mendous contribution to the general you. novel:', of the decade can claim to prosperity and living standards of All amazed, pas:., its exquisite craftsmanship. the United States. A year of railroad Harrisonburg's One Price Cash Store Aunt Abigail. Credit to: Salemite progress and expansion means a year Newest and best things in of general progress. A year of ser- ious curtailment of railroad activities, Pumps, One Strap's, Oxfords, Hosiery &c. CHARACTER MAY BE RAILROADS AND on the other hand, would have a de- Van Raalte Gloves _^ $1.00 1.50 READ BY FOOT GENERAL PROSPERITY pressing effect on many basic indus- tries which employ millions of wage- Point Heel Silk Stockings $0.95 — 1.35 1.65 Last year the railroads of the earners. It is astonishing how much may United States spent $1,396,000,000 for This is the danger that arises when interpreted of human character materials and supplies and 772,000,- railroad earnings are insufficient to from the foot, says Nathan Hack of 000 for new equipment and omprove- realize an adequate income on the in- Hack's Boot Shop. Modern detec- ments. This tremendous total is the vestment involved For a number of We have all kinds of toasted sandwiches tives, Hank claims, relying on this equivalent of $76.80 for every family years past they .../e been struggling hypothesis, can guess from the foot- STOP AT' in the country. to progress in spite of poor returns print the size and weight of the Railroad purchases aid all business- and they have succeeded. They have man to whom it belongs. es and help to support workers in all raised efficiency, and placed them- :: CANDYLAND :: They can go further and specu- lines. When, in 1927," they spent selves ^on a new high economic level. Where you get home made candies & ice cream late as to the strength.of the man, $439,000,000 for coal adone, they were This, unfortunately, cannot con- and as to little peculiarities regard- providing every fourth dollar earned tinue indefinitely under present con- We serve light lunches and the best coffee in town ing his physical make-up. The In- by coal miners. They paid one-fourth ditions. Regulating bodies use more dians knew this, as did the most of all wages in the lumber industry and more arbitrary power; railroad A trial will convince you ancient of peoples, Hack said. by spending $176,000,000 for forest income continues to be much less than 7z Mara Street —Boston Herald. products. Their needs in iron and (Continued to Page 6, Column 2.)

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THE BREEZE NOVEMBER 3, 1928 Page Six Odum, Chapel Hill; Mrs. T. W. Bick- St. John's Collegiate, Annapolis, RACE ISSUE COLLEGE HUMOR ett, Raleigh; Dr. W. P. Few, Durham; Maryland: "Hoover 128, Smith 120, Dr. W. C. Jackson, Greensboro; E. ■■ <.... STRAW VOTE Texas Guinan 2, Students dry and Atlanta, Ga., Oct. Protesting P. Wharton, Greensboro; Col. Henry faculty all wet." against the injection of the race N. Fries, Winston Salem; Dr. W. L. ' DITAKTHENT 5T0MS Hoover authorized the following ex- In the first American college straw question into the present political Poteat, Wake Forest; J. B. Ivey, clusive statement to COLLEGE HU- "quality—always at a saving" vote ever taken by College Humor campaign, forty-six outstanding Charlotte; Gilbert T. Stephenson, MOR and the college world, prefer- magazine and the college dailies Southern men and women have given Raleigh; J. G. Hanes, Winston-Salem. ring it to be put in the third person: goover received a two to one vote. to the press a statement characteriz- South Carolina: Walter B, Wilbur, "Back in, the late 'eighties when the We Missed You! ing appeals to race prejudice as "ir- , At the September registration this Republican nominee for president was Charleston; Dr. W. J. McGlothlin, year there were 892, 808 students in relevant and dangerous," and calling Greenville; Dr. E. 0. Watson, Colum- an Office boy for a land company in upon the people of the South to "dis- GLAD YOU'RE BACK! the 1,104 American colleges, of which Salem, Oregon, a mining engineer bia; Bishop K. G. Finlay, Columbia; w - countenance such appeals to the end Dr. H. N. Shyder, Spartanburg; C. £44,685 were men and 348,123 girls. sauntered into the office and captured that the gains of recent years in in- The Old Town was sure This army of young voters (most of Bert Hoover's imagination with talk W. Coker, Hartsville. terracial good will and understanding Whom had never had any experience of that profession. He decided to go Tennessee* Dr. J. H. Kirkland, m'ighty lonesome without you! may not be sacrificed to the passing at the polls) have been termed by to college and become a mining engin- Nashville; Dr. James I. Vance, Nash- Seems good to have you back! Democrats and Republicans as the interests of a political campaign." ville; Dr. John L. Hill, Nashville; eer- Drop in and look at all the hope of America. The. two parties The statement is signed by supporters Dr. J. D.Blanton, Nashville; Geo. F. "And so in the fall of 1891, Bert Mould be interested in figures obtain- of both the presidential candidates Milton, Chattanooga; Dr. C. B. Wil- things we've got to make life Hoover became a freshman in the first and calls attention to the fact that, in ed. mer, Sewanee. more class a tStanford. He had one hun- the judgment of the signers, both at H. T. C- comfortable. The co-operation of the college news Texas:. Geo. B. Dealey, Dallas; A. dred dollars at his capital and he had sides in the present campaign have Sweaters, caps, prom frocks and papers was secured, the majority of .. a S. Cleveland, Houston; Dr. George W. u&k on hig hand8 to fina been guilty of "reopening the healing "fixings" for your room! Same them running ballots on their front means of supporting himself and to wounds of bitterness and hate." Truett, Dallas. pages. Voting boxes were placed at Virginia: Dr. A. E. Alderman, old welcome! Same old Sbvingsl keep up with his studies. Among the signers are the editors strategic spots on the campus. Re- "The first job that came to hand Charlottesville; Dr. R. E. Blackwell, Harrisonburg's Busiest Store turns were wired to at the of several great daily papers, the Ashland; Dr. James H. Dillard, Char- lottesville; John Stewart Bryan, of secret ballots were mailed by Col-: £fg ™ ™ agent for San Episcopal and Methodist bishops, out- Richmond. lege Humor to fraternities and sor- J V* ™^J^g helped out standing lawyers business men of orities in every college. In many ! "^ S the exchequer. Next I *» affairs and women conspicuous UNIVERSAL BELIEF schools, particularly in the southern I £ ~Z that there was an *#* ^ership » their respective lhompson's Aademy and Salon states students did strenuous cam- ■ laundry agency at the . groups. rtunity for a IN HORSEHOE AS y paigning for their favorites. I university and he entered into an ar-! The statement follows, together of Beauty Culture j .Analysis of the vote showed thut rangement for this with the Red Star with the names of the signers: "LUCKY" PERMANENT WAVE Z. . . , ., ... »l _ • mi < i- «TUn"The undersignediin/-lar«.iirn<>rl citizensMflMIM ofI the Herbert Hoover had the majority of j Laundry at San Jose. This grew to telephone 525-R students votes in thirtyeight states j goodly proportions and he eventually South, some of them supporters of the one presidential candidate and some Almost everyone at some time has GENTLEMAN OPERATOR and the District of Columbia. Alfred named sub-agents in the fraternity found a horseshoe. And almost ev- 90 East Market St. E. Smith carried ten states: Virginia, houses of the other, desire unitedly to voice this public protest against the inject- eryone who found one has either J. E. Thompson Maryland, North Carolina, South "During his second year he organ- Pauline C. Earman ion of the race question into the pre- proudly hung it up or tucked it away Carolina. Georgia, Florida, Alabama, ized and managed a co-operative stu- for safe keeping. HARRISONBURG, VA. Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas. sent political campaign. Had either dent boarding house, along with other ■ ^ ^ mMe What then could be more appro- Dividing the country into zones, things. Returning for hisjunior year »°or r»JnS L subject, we would priate than to use the horseshoe as every one of the following eastern after a second summer with a geolog-, * W ^ a beautiful door knocker to adorn states voted for Hoover, Maine, New ical survey, of Arkansas he b ought ft ,, ^ the entrance of a home? Or to use Hampshire, Vermont, Massachustees, forth a plan for control of student raise/b/partisans of *,*„ ride8| 1 u it as a door stop, or book ends, or Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York,. activities bv a student body. This was "* «""- "•» » , , . . as an ash tray for the living room? J New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Del* fj gn and he became treasurer who. for the purpose of «*£*" p 0U The horseshoe has been accepted ware. The largest vote for him was' „f the student board with salary. He »to their MjjM-JI ■*«■ VALLEY BOOK SHOP • „ ci -n. , « i _J „„„„«.+ our judgment, reopening the healing and recognized as a symbol of good in Connecitcut, nine to one. Smith also managed a lecture and concert , . ,.' „ „„,■ u ,,_,,,,„.,.,., . wounds of bitternesst and hate.ofo • • • luck almost universally -for many made his best showing in New York, course. , „ ... ., „„,„ __. u-it ... "„ , . . • , i-iiA.1 • 1TWe believe these appeals are both Considered the Students' where the vote ran nine to five lor "Between his junior and senior i centuries. ,. « , ' * . -_ „ .... ! irrelevant and dangerous. It is our .Hoover. The total votes in the east- year.; he spent another summer with " "" " ... , . , „„ . , • Ancient mythology credited the ,,. u-i v.„ ,„.»«, „ hope that no one will be deterred Kby ern states gave Hoover a three to one the survey. It was while he was 0|*^ , , .. .,„ , horseshoe with threefold powers of them from calmly considring;j athe real Downtown Headquarters majority. senior that he met Miss Lou. Henry, good fortune. The shape suggested issues and voting his honest convict- also a geology student, whom he later the saintly halo. It was made of In the southern states, Smith car- ions; and certainly that no one will married. Receiving his diploma in iron, a metal of unusual strength, ried every state with the exception of allow them to inflame his mind with May 1895, he worked as a mine labor- and its relation to the horse, a fav- West, Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, antagonism toward our Negro neigh Oklahoma, Arkansas and the District erfir forlor a briefonei time andaim thenunru act,set uui,out', - . . , ored animal, gave it extraordinary of Columbia. The vote was closest in r San Francisco to link his fortunes ! °ors, who too long have been pawn power. ol Kentucky and West Virginia, Hoover with those of Louis Janin, leading ' ™ » «™» P°»«J* *** *~# Washington adorned a doorway at winning—curiously enough—by only mining engineer of the West, from If -"-nee men and « with an Mount Vernon with a horseshoe. The Dean Studio .three votes in both cases. Smith's which point his career began," , ■«■ * ■«■* £?£** *£ Lincoln cherished this treasure find The following letter was received whiteto aid uajurt toaU. H tak. of his early youth. Lord Nelson majority was a comfortable one in en seriously, it is the sowing of dra- from Smith: hung one on the mast of his great (Operating nearly half century) every other state he carried, Texas gon's teeth of which future genera- "I am glad to comply with the re- ship Victory. ' and Louisiana going over to his stand- tions must reap the harvest. quest of COLLEGE HUMOR for a ards four to one. Of all votes cast "Happily, we believe it will not be Everywhere in England, 'Europe, short message. It is this. Humor is PHOTOGRAPHS in the sixteen southern states, Srfiith taken seriously. We believe our citi- and even in far-off Hindustan, the the balance wheel which steers us in led by a majority of seven to five. The zenship is too intelligent and too f air- horseshoe stands for just one thing— heaviest vote was cast in Virginia and the direction of sanity. Without it good luck. for every need man loses his sense of proportion and mindeathos^to sacrifice the cause of the lightest vote in Arkansas. interracial peaje and progress. We / —Selected that means his capacity to appraise Of the central states, Hoover car- therefore call upon the leadership of human values. With it he sees the cied every one of them. The west- the South—the pulpit, the press, the other fellow's point of view, a quality r----- " " central states (North Dakota, South platform—and upon every right- CHILDREN'S BOOK Dakota, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebras- especially important with public men. "A sense of humor is consistent thinking man and woman among us WEEK BEGINS S.T.C. ka and Kansas) all went Republican to disclaim, discourage and discount- with earnestness of purpose. It con- by a total vote of three to one. enance such appeals to prejudice and NOVEMBER 11 JEWELERY serves our vision without making us Hoover carried every state fear, to the end that the gains of re- < Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, visionary. Complete lines of Jewelery cent years in interracial good will 2nd The week of November 11, will be Colorado, Arizona, Nevada, New "I want my message to appeal to understanding may not be sacrificed Children's Book Week. This week and kindred lines. Mexico, Washington, Oregon and Cal- youth. That to me is a test of whe- to the passing interests of a political will be observed dn the campus by the ifornia). Taking the total of all ther the future is with me and also 'Expert Repair Work campaign." programs that will be given in chapel. votes cast in this section he led three whether my arteries have hardened. "Keep humorous and don't be cyn- Signers by States: to one. In Colorado the Democrats Alabama: Dr. Dunbar H. Ogden, D. C. DEVIER & SONS ical. Be funny but don't have that were strongest, three to two and in Mobile; E. G. Rickarby, Mobile; Dr. (Continued from Page 1, Column t.) On Right at S. E. Cor. C. Sq. 1 coat of varnish which some folks call Montana the weakest, thirty-nine to H. M. Edmonds, Birmingham; Mrs. to sleep too near where he gets in. one. Of all the states in the union, sophistication. In this spirit I shall conduct my J. H. McCoy, Athens. The mind should broaden and grow. Montana was the strongest for the G. Georgia: Robert C. Alston, Atlan- campaign." One should read the various ' good O. P. forces. ta; Robert L. Foreman, Atlanta; Dr. translations of the Bible which are on Virginia cast the greatest number Special Release from NICK & CO. H. N. Swanson, Editor Plato T. Durham, Atlanta; E. Marvin the market. These translations make of individual votes for Smith, and Underwood, Atlanta; Louie D. New- COLLEGE HUMOR, Chicago, 111. meanings clearer, and give a better Cleaners Pennsylvania for Hoover. The larg- ton, Atlanta; Bishop F. F. Reese, insight into the beauty of the oldest est percentage in any one college was Savannah; Bishop W. B. Beauchamp, and best-selling book of the world— 2 doors North of twenty to one for Smith in Mount St. (Continued from Page 5, Column S.) Atlanta. the Bible. Virginia Theatre Mary's College, Emmitsburg, Mary- the "fair return" permitted by the Modern Cleaning & Pressing Kentucky: Judge Robert Brnghaitf, A little prayer which Dr. Wilson land. The largest percentage for government. The result, unless a Expert Hat Cleaning of all kinds Louisville; Mrs. Atwood Martin, Lou- spoke of made his audience think—It Hoover in any one coHege was eight- change of policy intervenes, will be Electric Shoe Repairing railroad retrenchment and retrogres- isville; Col. P H. Callahan, Louisville; was—"Make bad people good, and Shoe Shine Parlor for Ladies een to one at Wheaton College, Whea- and Gents sion. Mrs. Helm Bruce, Louisville. good people nice." How many ton, Illinois. Mississippi: Dr. D. M. Key, Jack- Work called for and Delivered . Will Rogers obtained one-half of Railroad curtailments mean gen- Christian people do forget to be Phone 265W Harrisonburg, Va. son; Bishop T. D..Bratton, Jackson. one per cent of the total student vote. ,eral industrial curtailment. Dr. Howard W. I nice, and winsome in life. The following was received from the —Railroad Data North Carolina: DRESSES HOLE PROOF HOSE B.NEY&SONS COATS GOSSARD CORSETS Shenandoab Valley's Greatest Department Store MILLINERY FASHION PLATE SHOES Opposite Post Office Harrisonburg, Virginia