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Blaine Davis. Tom Acker.

More than a dozen Portland-area investors have said that they would be beHer off( today if they'd never met Thomas R. Acker and Blaine E. Davis II.

A couple of years ago, when the flood tide of real-estate speculation I washed over Portland, more than 1000 people paid their rent to Acker and Davis. The duo loosely controlled more than 100 Maine buildings. In a prospectus, Acker claimed those buildings were worth in excess of $38 million.

But today, as the tide ebbs, many of these buildings have been condemned to a cycle of deterioration brought on by too much debt and too liHle maintenance. One former Acker/Davis building, S6 Sherman St., has been the subiect of a flurry of recent news reports. On Wednesday, March 22, Portland police discovered Maine's first" crack" cocaine factory there. But those news .(IIccounts have failed to report what has become of Acker and Davis since they sold those buildings.

Today, many prestigious investors are- finding themselves not only without the money they gave Acker and Davis, but also in debt for millions more. Some of them are beginning to wonder why they ever put such confidence in Tom Acker• ..- "I trusted the guy," said Dr. Joel Johnson, a former client, neighbor and close friend. "Now I call him 'The Portland Con Man.' " Other current and former partners called them "the con men."

And today, while their partners hire lawyers and their banks are looking for assets••• Tom Acker and Blaine Davis are still in business.

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\ 2 C ••co a.y ~------~~~~~<:>------' IN BRIEF: Ferry wants funding Planning Board seeks separation from Council Gerald Garman, president of the Casco Bay Island Tran­ The Portland Planning One of the most controver­ there's been a sense that (the ect is being considered, land­ sit District (CBITD), said the Board is rewriting its rules and sial changes to the procedural ordinance) hasn't been the most owners in a 300- to SOO-foot ferry service needs a $110,000 giving itself more autonomy rules would abolish the effective vehicle for a number radius would be notified. And operating subsidy from the from the city council, but the council's right to ask or require of years," said Vestal. She said signs would be posted on the FIt laundry City of Portland for the 1989 council is in no hurry to let that the board to reconsider a deci­ the board's method is shifting property stating what is fiscal year in order to avoid a happen. While the board has sion. The council wasn't aware from finding"cause for denial" planned. 10 to 12 percent increase in settled on the changes it wants, that it had this right until is to finding "standards for ap­ "The whole idea is that it's a ticket prices. While Portland's the council will have the last showed up last fall on a list of proval" of a development proj­ democratic, participatory proc­ bus system is subsidized, word. changes the board wants. in­ ect. ess," said Jaegerman. "If you ~c Garman said City Hall is "not Changes to the process of stead of tossing the rule out, One site-plan rule along don't know about it, you can't e. receptive" to a ferry subsidy. reviewing a development-site the council exercised it, request­ those lines would toughen stan­ participate." The way people The CBITO estimates that plan have been waiting for ing that the planning board re­ dards for industrial develop­ may participate at public hear­ without a fare increase it will council attention since last fall; consider its approval of the ment. If the proposed industry ings is also addressed - who lose $90,500 this year as more changes to the planning board's Morrill's Court condominiums. was judged by the board to can offer testimony, how often '-'j!fifWmms@ private boats offer tour and procedural rules are still being When the council used the lower the value of houses near and for how many minutes. :n transportation services. The altered to council specifications. rule there was plenty of debate by, the project could be An important new rule is CBITD has raised rates 10 But the ground is thawing, and on the wisdom of a political squashed_ This revision was being proposed that would percent each year for five the council hasn't addressed body overruling the planning added to the list at the sugges­ make the decision stick when years, Garman said. The these new rules for develop­ board. The majority of council­ tion of Richard Spencer, a West the planning board decides a CBITD would also like to take ment. ors decided that in the Morrill's End resident who fought the project is wrong for a neighbor­ Ca.co aay Weekly over the role of the Maine "We're just waiting for the Court case, it was OK. The building of tall cement-storage hood. An applicant whose Public Utilities Commission, Thur.d.y city council to have a work­ planning board, not surpris­ silos on P.D. Merrill's water­ project was turned down by March 30,1989 regulating transportation shop on them. I'm hoping ingly, refused to reconsider, front property. It would for­ the planning board would no 28 page. services in Casco Bay, Gar­ they'll do that soon," said City and Barbara Vestal, chair of the malize noise and dust stan­ longer have the right to appeal ,..,..-'@'" man said. Planner Alex Jaegerman. board, says the board still hopes dards that were tacked onto to the council. Opponents of UPDATES ,.f~ ''We're looking at the start of the council will dump the rule. the Merrill project as it projects - usually the neigh­ .;7 :f;:;::::t:f .~: South Portland picks the building season." Vestal said the board's aim squeaked past the Council in bors - don't have this right - >'~k. committee But Nadeen Daniels, who is not to achieve au tonomy, but November. removing it from the rights of TALK L;f;I" The City of South Portland produces the council's agenda, to reshape the city's philoso­ Notification of neighbors is applicants would put the two Star gazer at USM has appOinted seven members said she doubts the revisions phy of planning. improved in the proposals, too. sides on equal footing. Both LEGISLATION to a new Waterfront Advi­ will see the light of the council "It's updating our ordinance Jaegerman said that instead of would have to take their ap- TO KILL OFF sory Committee. The panel chamber soon - the council is so it's clear that the burden is notifying only the abutting peals to Cumberland County was created by the city coun­ mired in budget review. now on the applicant. I think property owners when a proj- Superior Court. ,~ COUNTIES? cil at the request of citizens -Hannah Holmes Weary of Walsh ? Depressed who were worried about ran­ by the D.A.? Sick of the Sheriff? dom development. Its role is Credit where Pier 1 has the hamper for you. A bill proposed in the Maine to ad vise the council as it perfect Legislature would give Main­ develops a comprehensive credit is (way plan for the city. Members, all Coupon expire. April 9, 1989. ers a chance to wipeout county Con They're 20% off. '\\\f~ representing industrial and government totally, rather than over) due recreational waterfront inter­ 334 Forest Ave., Portland • 773-3356 ~ ~ one official at a time. e--;J !al \\\\~l.~.. : ests, are Russell D. Bonney, Casco Bay Weekly ran an ad M & th 10-8; Tu, W & F 10-6; Sat. 9-5 Sen. Judy Kany of Kennebec last month that read, "ERASE Men ~-- A Place1b DISCOVer. - I Richard A. Holt, Edward L. is asking her colleagues to put BAD CREDIT!" But consumer COVER STORY McBride, John L. Stuart, H_ '------the question to Maine voters. If agencies point out there is no by Mont. Paul ••n Scott Thompson, L. Bradford Photos by Tonee Harbert the legislature likes her idea, way to do that. the question will show up on Thompson and Lt. Richard C. Yazbek. The DowneastCredit Work­ the November 1990 ballot. j shop is the name of the com­ If Mainers liked it too, the pany. A business card lists county governments would be Bush boats bash pots "credit repair" and "budget There's NO 'Place abolished. The legislature Kennebunk lobstermen are EATS counseling" as services offered ]L:2! planning a seafood summit Sometimes nothing will do would reassign the duties of by President Sam E. Shoaff exceptpeanutbuner Maine's 16 counties to its 493 meeting with Coast Guard (Sammy Show-Om). Whoever Like Home. municipalities and its state gov­ and Secret Service staffers at he is, he didn't return CBW I" ernment. Cumberland the Kennebunkport Consoli­ phone calls when the check, -¥'11 .(~d County's 330 employees might dated School on March 29. which he sent in payment for CALENDAR JL .i:li:· find themselves, with the rest Harbor Master Ross Ander­ Mad Horse and Portland Stage the ad, bounced. Company open two new plays if Maine's county employees, son said one man lost 14 traps I At the Better Business Bu­ outofajobon New Year's Day, to the two Coast Guard boats ' . reau, Manager Karen Shields 1991. that accompanied President said, "If you have bad credit, -Hannah Holmes " 'f~ i~ Bush to Walker's Point in no one can take it off. There is JK.. . \t~r.T February. Anderson said the nothing like that." LISTINGS fishermen feel cooperative, At the Bureau of Consumer Tax help on page 22 but "their main problem is Credit Protection in Augusta NEWS OF that they're losing gear, and Paul Karass, principal exam­ at 40, 45 bucks a shot, they iner, said, "All I know is this «/::~:.'""',(. ~'!N,W;" ART SEEN THE WEIRD don't like it." Ethnic diversity in guy advertises various credit Portland's art world "'Waiter Guang Da Shen, services, all under the name 19, was charged with mugging Election fllings f"mal Downeast something. We've j::~ :::; {~ti two customers outside the Carolyn Silvius surprised heard Sam gets $200 for his SPORT ,':"';"";;:' .<., /7 Dragon House Restaurant in the city clerk's office March services." Karass has tried to How to play a'fait~ Norwalk, Conn., after they had 28 by turning in candidacy reach Downeast, but says, left a $3 tip on a $50 check. papers for the Portland City "Sam is never in." He says leg­ --Theodore Nye, a Po­ Council. Silvius had copied a islation will soon allow him to tomac, Md., jeweler, filed a friend's papers instead of for­ examine Shoaff's scheme. Let Us Make Yours Beautiful lawsuit against Honda Motor mally signing them out of the -Hannah Holmes clerk's office. Others who filed :>'·:\h Company in October after the REAL ,§f:.:~; Custom Draperies, Slipcovers, Bedspreads, Dust Ruffles, motor scooter he had just for the two at-large seats are PUZZLE .ihd: Pillows, Balloon Shades. Roman Shades, Swags andJabots. bought toppled over on him incumbents Esther Clenott ERNIE POOK before he could get it started, and Linda Abramson, and challengers Robert ''Danny'' • • • fracturing his leg. He's asking TREASURE Custom tailored exclusively in our own workrooms. for $32 million in damages. Lee and David Koplow. Com­ Ooops ... HUNT Measured and installed by experienced professionals. -In separate incidents last peting for the District 3 coun­ cil seat are Thomas Allen and Photographs of Robert c..co a.y Weekly is a paper Call 773-5741 for our FREE Shop-At-Home Service. August 17, British Royal Air Hains and Philip Jenkins were for people liVing in or concerned Or visit our Showroom. Force paratroopers on practice Clifford Richardson. about the cities and towns of the School committee contend­ misidentified in the Casco Bay Porlland area It is published by exercises accidentally landed Weekly Cover Story of March Mogul Media. Inc. from posh on top of civilians, injuring ers are, for two at-large seats, corporate headquarters at Nicholas Mavodones Jr. and 23. Their names, with their 187 Clark Street. Portland. them. One crashed through the quotes, were switched. Maine 04102. windshield of a brand new car Richard M. Neally. For the Send us your event listin gs. ~~&¥ District 3 seat they are Nicho­ "'~!~~i ~paulsen your angry lellers and especially The Shop in Farnsborough; another your advertisements! We need To call aUenlion to the Burger King cbaln's use of IcelaruJtcflsb, protestors marcbed Infront Drapery Experts Since t 936 landed on top of a woman las Nadzo and Vinal Thomp­ to receive all that kind of stuff by son. Municipal elections are oftbe Forest Avenue, Portland, restaurant Marcb 25. According to Greenpeace, organizer oftbe the end of the Thursday prior to sunbathing a t Weymouth, and nationwide protest day, Iceland continues to bunt set andfln wbalesfor export, violating an the issue In which you want it 644 Congress Street, Portland in the Lafayette Town House May 2. to appear knocked her unconscious. international ban on commerdal wballng. 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Doctors are able to help people when they are sick. Lawyers are able to help people who have been Mr. Koppel? wronged. Because our society values their services, we reward them with One of the really neato more than five times, none was conflicting sources to try to our money and our respect. things about this country is a woman. On programs about piec~ together a reasonable the fact that Ted Koppel looks international issues, 94 percent version of the truth, not acting But when doctors and lawyers the same in California as he of the guests were men. Forty­ as a PR tool for one side, thereby does in Maine. Laura Fraser, one percent of the women who enhancing the power of that invest the money we have paid them a San Francisco-based did appear did so on programs (right-wing) side. in speculative purchases of slum freelance writer, worte her about social issues - areas per­ As Jeff Cohen, executive opinions about Ted Koppel ceived as traditionally female. director of FAIR told me, "If housing -- as so many did with the for the San Francisco Bay lSi" Ninety-two percent of the it's a news show, it should start help of Tom Acker and Blaine Davis Guardlan_ guests were white. acting like one, and use critical, B" Eighty percent of the U.S. independent or dissident -- then they do us all a whole lot ABC's "Nightline" adver­ guests were professionals, sources." more harm than good. tises, in its modestly diplomatic government officials or corpo­ Laura Wessner, "Night­ style, that it "may be simply rate representatives. Only 5 line's" press representative, Those who claim they didn't the best program in the history percent were public interest told me that while "the whole know what they were investing in of broadcast journalism." representatives (peace, civil staff looked at the study and That's quite a claim for such liberties, environmental, etc.), thought it was very important," are that much more morally repug­ a ''balanced,'' "objective" news and less than 2 percent were "Nightline" "can't help it if the nant for not having even enough .operation, but 1'd have to agree labor or racial! ethnic leaders. world leaders are white men." social concern to look at the that with the possible excep­ lSi" Hardly any non-estab­ She challenged me to come he Rites of Spring tion of "Get Smart," it's proba­ lishment guests were deemed up with the names of women impact of their lives on those of bly true. First, there's Ted's hair, important enough to appear on who are powerful and impor­ 1. Go outdoors more often . which is fascinating. But the the show alone, with the ex­ tant enough to put on "Night­ their neighbors. They do not greatest thing about "Night­ ceptions of Jesse Jackson and line." When I gave her several deserve our money. 2. Exercise more often. line" is it makes you quite Studs Terkel. Solo guests in­ names off the top of my head­ And the doctors and lawyers Amaryllis pleased with yourself before chided such people as Henry Eleanor Smeal, Faye Wattleton, 3. Eat fruits and vegetables more often. Clothing Co. you pad off to bed: It's impos­ Kissinger (again), Jimmy Car­ Randall Forsberg, Barbara who knowingly allowed their excess 41 Exchange Street. sible to sit through half an hour ter, Gary Hart, Robert McFar­ Ehrenreich, Frances Moore ~ oJl-h~ of Elliot Abrams, Henry Kissin­ lane, Richard Secord, Zbigniew Lappe, Pat Schroeder - she wealth to cause harm to their Sit bac~ relax andenjoy your flight 00 C3 4. Wear PUTUMA~O mere oftell. Portland. ME 04101 772-4439 ger or any of the other snakes Brzenzinski, Alexander Haig, mumbled something about r nighbors -- harm which may eventu- Ted Koppel charms without Caspar Weinberger, George how "we haven't done shows Available only at Amaryllis. Mon.·Sat. 10-6 _.y force those victims to seek Thurs. 10-8 Sun. 12-6 going to sleep later feeling like Shultz, etc. But no public inter­ on those topics." a peaceful, moral, warm­ est leaders were booked for a No kidding. .ed.i.<::al or lAC... l halp -- -o-l-,cy have hearted soul. solo gig. Christopher Hitchens, a ynically stooped so low that they Some people, however, find oW "Nightline's" Central correspondent for The Nation Short stories sought for "Nightline" a little more dis­ America coverage followed the and author of "Prepared for deserve neither our money, our turbing. Reagan administrationagenda. the Worst," told me that on Casco Bay Weekly's first Two sociologists from Bos­ Twenty-two programs dealt "Nightline," it's "quite incred­ respect nor even our sympathy. ton College, William Hoynes principally with Nicaragua ible how narrow is the Rolodex Relevant Fiction and David Croteau, recently (and protecting "our" interests of people from whom they conducted a survey of 40 there), while none focused prin­ select." But that, he says, is not ,smoked turkey • corn beef. BLT in pita bread Competition months' worth of "Nightline" cipally on El Salvador, Hondu­ so unusual for mainstream TV. n jea ':\T. chicken salad • turkey cuke. ham salad (865 programs and 2,498 in­ ras or Guatemala and the U.S.­ But what especially irks Hitchens a bou t "Nightline," he 1\I. } vited guests from Jan. 1, 1985 backed human rights abuses ~ all with unusual & delicious extras! through April 30, 1988) for the there. says, is the professorial pres­ $1.75 to $2.25 New York-based media watch ~ On programs about the ence of Henry Kissinger. "He Casco Bay W.. kly March 30,1989 An instrument of Volume 2. Number 13 . ._ - group Fairness and Accuracy economy, one in three guests appears not as a defender of a community understanding. ~ ~~-- -\...:.. ~::.....:...... in Reporting. The study, "Are was a corporate representative, certain position on the extreme newspapers • m.agazines • Ice cream. Gary Santaniello Monte Paulsen . -... ----.:...... : - ~ You On the Nightline Guest and only one in 20 represented right in the American estab­ publisher editor List?," quantifies what anyone labor. lishment, but as an impartial coffee. donuts. beer .Wlne Marg Watts Ann Sitomer Casco Bay Weekly is accepting original, unpublished who watches the show regu­ These statistics wouldn't be commentator," Hitchens told advertising manager entertainment editor so grim if "Nightline" didn't me. Hitchens claims Kissinger sandwiches. snacks short stories on topics relevant to modern life in the Casco larly has viscerally realized: Kate Halpert Hannah Holmes Bay region. A panel of four judges will choose the three most The overwhelming majority of represent itself as presenting even gets paid a fee for his ap­ Garry Young editorial assistant two sides of an argument, with pearances, but he said when he display advertising compelling, well-written and relevant short stories for guests are white guys in grey Cheryl Miller Cheapest inclusion in Casco Bay Weekly's first Relevant Fiction Issue, suits from the intertwined gov­ Koppel the unshakably impar­ phoned Koppel to find out how .Iohn Shalek production manager ernment, military and corpo­ tial arbiter in the middle. The much, Koppel replied, "I won't classified advertising Beer & Wine June 22, 1989. Truth Hawk We seek stories that raise questions about some facet of rate elite. appearance of balance occurs tell you, sweetie." Wessner ToklOshlma production Conspicuously uninvited on the show when a right-wing claims Kissinger has never illustration in the Old Port everyday life here in the cities and towns of the Casco Bay Brenda Chandler region, and we are looking for stories that demand to be told: are women, minorities, pro­ zealot is paired with a moder­ received a fee for his appear­ Diane DesMa ..is Sherry Miller ate or liberal government offi­ ances. circulation manager Mike Quinn fiction that is evocative and finely tuned to the author's gressives or anyone else who columnists intention. (Please do not submit stories in the "genre" might expand the parameters cial. Real critical or dissident Hitchens also mentioned a Dan Tonini • of debate beyond the Wall voices are rarely heard. speech Kissinger gave to a pri­ Carolyn Treat Kathy Caron OPEN TILL traditions of erotica, fantasy, mystery, science fiction, Chris Daniels . Bonnie Moore supernatural, reminiscence or romance.) Street and White House "we." The funny thing, though, is vate breakfast of Israeli and circulation Andy Newman IAMFRI&SAT that "Nightline" Executive Jewish political organizations Kelly Nelson The judges are: Elizabeth Cooke, author of "Complicity" Here are a few of the dirty Mo.".n Shepard (Little, Brown/1988) and chairperson of the English s ta tis tics: Director Richard Kaplan's re­ this year in which he recom­ Casco Bay weekl contributing publishes 16.00b writers "- lSi" mended that the way to deal Mon-Thur 6:30 am-11:30 pm Department at Waynflete School in Portland; Gary Lawless, The top four "Nigh tline" sponse to FAIR's studied accu­ papers every author, publisher of Blackberry Books and co-owner of Gulf of guests were all right-wing ideo­ sations of imbalance is: "Night­ with the uprising of the Pales­ Thursday. .Ioe Klevltt Fri 6:30 am-l:00 am tinians was to expel the Ameri­ Tonee Harbert Maine Books in Brunswick; Barbara Hope McGrath, author, logues or war criminals or both line" is a news show, not the Mail subscriptions photographers Sat 11 :00 am-I :00 am director of the "Celebrate Writers!!" program and a writing - Henry Kissinger and Alexan­ op-ed page of ABC news. He can electronic media from the are available at the der Haig (14 appearances each), said they just cover the news­ West Bank. "When he said that, rate of $36/year. . .. and a cast of Sun 10:00 am-7:00 pm teacher at University of Southern Maine; and Mark thousands Melnicove, author and publisher of Dog Ear Press in Elliot Abrams and Jerry Fal­ makers, many of whom hap­ he argued against what ABC Entire contents ©1989 (12 exists to do," says Hitchens. by Mogul Media. Inc. This pa~e IS a canvas Brunswick. well appearances each). pen to be conservative white dba Casco Bay Weekly. on whic diverse opinions 100 COMMERCIAL ST. Double-spaced manuscripts of 2500 words or less (only) B" Eighty-ninepercentof the men. It seems ABC is a little fuzzy are shared. 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Tax breaks and real estate Even now that they have sold the buildings, Bayside continues to playa role Thomas ~. Ac~er and Blaine E. Davis II joined forces six years ago for the in their deterioration. Because Bayside holds large second mortgages on the four purpose of mvestmg other people's money in real estate. They arranged real­ Sherman Street buildings, they are effectively forcing the current owners to take estate partnership~ called "syndicates" to take advantage of falling interest rates, substantial losses in order to sell their troubled properties. (See "Spinlords," at Reagan-era tax wnte-offs and the booming Portland real estate values of the mid right.) 1980s. One of the buildings that Bayside Associates still holds such an interest in is :rom Acker grew up in Gorham. According to one partner, he worked as a loan 56 Sherman St., which recently earned the dubious distinction of housing the first officer and an accountant before opening his own office as a financial consultant "crack" cocaine factory ever busted by Portland police. Following that revelation, while still in his early 30s. Acker cultivated a reputation as a financial consultant the Parkside Neighborhood Association held a much-publicized press confer­ who specialized in helping high-income clients manage their money. His associ­ ence in conjunction with Portland police chief Michael Chitwood. ates describe him as a "family man" who lives in Gorham with his wife Jane and "Speculation by absentee landlords has endangered our neighborhood," said their fiv~ ch?dren, two of whom are adopted. Jane's parents, Ann and Ben Parkside Neighborhood Association spokesperson and state representative Herb Fauver, live In another house on the same lot. Adams at the press conference. "This has been a bitter lesson. But a valuable . ".1 met Torn around.1983," said Blaine Davis, a bit younger than Acker but also education." m hIS early 30s at the tIm~. A licensed real-estate broker, Davis grew up in South Portl~nd .and saw.the fruits of successful real-estate speculation first-hand while .IISa fe, conservative investments" working In the office of another broker. "Used car salesman" is the tenn that most often comes up when people describe Davis, who they say has taught sailing and At that press conference, members of tbe Parkside Neighborhood Association likes to fly planes. handed out a laundry list of landlords in their neighborhood. Among the many Acker had already assembled a few syndicates before meeting Davis. To­ names on that list were those of Torn Acker and Blaine Davis. The neighborhood gether they set up many more. Bayside Associates was one of the earliest and was group detailed how much Bayside had paid for the buildings in 1984 and how typical of how. their s~ndicat~s were structured. According to a pa;tnership much they had sold them for in 1986 and 1987. agreeJ?ent on fIle as. eVidence m Cumberland County Superior Court, Bayside What the neighbors didn't know was how many more syndicates Acker and ASSOCiates worked like this: Davis had put together in the mean time. Blaine Davis. Tom Acker. In 1984, Acker and Davis joined with six partners: Dr. William S. Carter III, "We would sit around the office at night and tease Torn," said Adrienne attorney and fonner Falmouth Town Councilor Peter W. Culley, Dr. William G. Friend, who worked for Acker as a secretary. "We'd call him a slumlord. He Housl~y, Dr. Saul ~atz, New York stockbroker Edson V. Mitchell and Dr. James would just lean back and laugh." Wh~n the flood tid~ of real-estate N. Whipple. The s~x were responSible for investing a total of about $300,000 in Torn Acker and Blaine Davis had good reason to laugh - all the way to the speculation first washed over Portland, seed money, to which Acker and Davis added just $500 apiece in order to become bank. Because the investors liked the tax benefits and. the profits Acker was the minor, but managing, partners. showing them on paper, they didn't question the fees Acker and Davis collected the '80s were young and the sharks were With that money as.a ~own payment, Acker and Davis purchased six aging for handling the buildings. Because these successful doctors and lawyers didn't ready. Today, as the water settles back Portland apartment buildings on Shennan and Mellen streets. According to city live on Shennan Street, they didn't see what was happening inside their build­ tax reco:ds,.the total sales p~ice for those buildings was $1,410,000. County deeds ings. And that's not all they didn't see. into its natural rhythm and the decade records indicate that People s Heritage Bank loaned them $937,000 of that money; Dr. Joel Johnson was one of the early investors. A neighbor and close friend of draws to a close, it is becoming clear who and that the seller, Ronald A. Vincent, loaned them another $262,500. Acker, Johnson said he first met Acker in 1978 while Acker was working as a loan ,~ity ta,~ recor~s s.how that wit~in three years, Bayside Associates had resold, officer for Maine National Bank. When Acker started his own accounting finn, got fat and who got eaten. or sp~, the bull,dmgs. Three different buyers paid a total of $2,263,000 for the Johnson "became his first client" and recommended him to other physicians. propertIes - $853,000 more than Bayside paid for them. Assuming that the rent "We'd go out for dinner. We went sailing. Our kids would play occasionally," said Johnson. "All of this reinforced my trust in him as my friend and attorney, At some moment during this frenzied col1~ted on t~ose 66 al?artments covered the monthly payment to People's Hentage, BaySide ASSOCIates made $853,000 in profit on an investment of only my financial advisor and my accountant." ParksUle Neigbborbood Assoc1aHon spokesperson Herb Adams spoke to decade, more than 1000 tenants paid $300,000 in less than three years. On his "friend's" advice, Dr. Johnson borrowed $50,000 and became one of representattves of local newspapers, television and radio stations during tbe And aft~r taxes the Bayside investors probably did even better. During the life four investors in Melcher Associates, another early Acker/Davis syndication. their rent to Tom Acker and Blaine Davis. neighborhood association's press co1fference beW Morutay, March 27, on of the B~yslde.deal, Acker's high-income investors, several of whom were also his Like the Bayside buildings, Melcher's six run-doWl,l Waterville apartment build­ Sbenna7J Street. Portland police chiefMichael Chitwood, at right, also spoke. These two native sons bought and sold ac~ountmg clients, were able to benefit from provisions in the tax code which ings sold for a profit. "I guess I got caught up in it," said Johnson. Instead of taking his money back more than 100 buildings they claimed eXIS~ed only between the 1981 Reagan-revolution tax act and the 1986 Demo­ • cratIc~eJ?anded tax refo~ act. By ?airning ;he high operating expenses of these when the Melcher buildings sold, Johnson followed Acker's advice and rein­ were worth more than $38 million. old buildings as losses a~a.mst t~e m.vestors above-average income, Acker was vestedit into other Acker/Davis deals. As his accountant, Acker knew how much !egally capable of provldmg hIS clients enough tax savings to recoup their money Johnson was making before Johnson did. As his financial advisor, Acker Spinlord patrol Investment. had an investment deal ready and waiting for that money. Now lawsuits seeking millions of Every one of the dozen doctor and dentist partners who spoke to Casco Bay Four of the buildings that Bayside Associates "spun" to new investors "Peol?le ~ere looking for losses at the time," explained Roger Gendron, who may soon be sold again. Diana Huot, executive director of the non-profit along With hiS brother Charlie sold the Bayside properties to Acker and Davis, Weekly related similar experiences. Embarrassed by their foolishness and si­ dollars are mounting against- their assets, lenced by their pending court battles, they spoke only on the condition that they York-Cumberland Housing Development Corporation, said that she has and later fO.r them. "Technically the buildings were losing money, but after the secured contracts on 56, 60 and 77/79 Shennan St., owned by New Shennan which dwindle as the real estate market refund the mvestors would corne out ahead." not be named. But their stories were remarkably similar. They all said that they trusted Acker because he did a good job keeping the books at their offices and Street Associates, and also on 111 Shennan St., owned by Jaynell Associates. ebbs. And as the lawyers trawl over­ because he was a friend. "But," she added, "there is much to be negotiated." head, Acker and Davis and their prestig­ Caught in the spin cycle Because they trusted him and because most of them were busy with their own Embarrassed by a flurry of publicity that began with Casco Bay Weekly's practices, the physician partners would sign when and where he told them to. Jan. 12 "Secret Slumlords" story and crested after the much-publicized ious partners are finding that in the But while the. Bayside investors were corning out ahead, the buildings them­ "crack" cocaine arrests of March 22, both the Jaynell and New Shennan selves were fallmg further and further behind. After three years of minimal Several described incidents at which they had no idea how much money they murky world of tax-shelters and real­ were borrowing or what they were buying with it. Street partners have become what real estate brokers call "highly motivated management by Acker an~ Davis, haIf of the Bayside buildings fell into the hands sellers." of new owners who continued to neglect them - including the now infamous "I told him that I wanted to make safe, conservative investments," said one estate speculation, when sharks eat New Shennan Street Associates. young surgeon. "He told me that these were safe, conservative investments. I . Hout would not disclose the price her agency offered for the buildings, but one local broker said that prior to these contracts no one had offered sharks, few tears are shed. "I'~~ nev~r seen an Acker/Davis property that couldn't have been managed didn't look into it any further than that." The same surgeon told of a year-end meeting with Acker at which he and his either partnership as much money as they had paid Bayside for the build­ bette~1 ad~~ted Roger Gendron, who added that older properties such as the ings. wife asked for about $20,000 of his ~arnings so that she could build a house on her BaySide buIldmgs usually require a considerable amount of maintenance. "Some Because their purchases were made with little or no money down, every of the people who got into real estate when it was tax-driven didn't know what parents' fann. According to the couple, Acker strongly discouraged them from management entails." spending their own money - advising instead that they reinvest it with him. dollar Jaynell and/or New Shennan Street Associates lose on their hasty sales will be a dollar they will still owe to someone - and in these cases that Whether they knew what it entailed or not, Acker and Davis did start a "We trusted him," said the surgeon. And so Acker kept the money. In this way, Acker kept a lot of money. Casco Bay Weekly has identified 30 someone is Bayside. In addition to their bank mortgage, which gets first mana&ement arm ~f their operation. Investment Property Management was paid crack at the sale revenues, Jaynell owes $218,000 to Bayside in the form of by therr own ~yndicates to collect the rents and pay the bills, thereby providing local investors in Acker/Davis syndicates, but several of them said there were as a "second" mortgage. New Shennan Street, likewise, owes $130,000 to I themselves WIth yet another profitable niche in the deal. many as 90 investors scattered across as many as 40 different syndicates. (See "By any other name," page 10.) Bayside Associates and another $25,620 to Torn Acker and Blaine Davis B~t ci~y tax and co~ty deed records indicate that paying their taxes certainly personally. wasn t high ~O?g therr m~nagement priorities: during the three years Bayside At their peak, Acker and Davis loosely controlled partnerships which owned about 1000 rental units in more than 100 buildings. A prospectus prepared by Both current owners believe that Bayside is partially responsible for their owned the buildings, th~ CIty of Portland was forced to place liens against each predicaments and both have invited Bayside to share in their losses, of them and actually begin foreclosure before Acker's office paid the property tax Acker for a subsequent syndicate deal that never happened claimed that these buildings were worth in excess of $38 million dollars - and that new syndicates according to the local broker. Story by Monte Paulsen ~wed. ~e same records show that Bayside still owes the city more than $10,000 The Parkside Neighborhood Association, meanwhile, has vowed to keep m unpaId property tax - even though they have not owned the buildings in had another $35 million of real estate under contract. Photos by Tonee Harbert almost two years. In that same prospectus, Acker claimed a personal net worth of more than $5 the pressure on both the fonner and current owners to either refonn or sell. continued on next page ... 10 C.aco aav w..klv

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milliodn. He anfd Davis owned an airplane together and they travelled frequently accor mg to ormer employees. ' thought we'd made a great profit. .They hired a C~ A, an attorney, several property managers and moved their "Of course," he added, "the books didn't show the $100,000 in unpaid bills." ~~~f ~~o E-~h ~:g~ on the second floor of an elegant Victorian building at 148 Pear11ss~ci~t:s~ t e others, that building was bought by a syndicate, Silver Covering up WhSeve~~~.of t~eirS~lnvestor/partners related the sense of excitement they felt As 1988 dawned, the harsh light of financial reality began to fade the veneer en vISI"m~ tel ver P~~rl offices. "One person would be on the hone to a of success at 148 Middle St. By the fall of that year, Acker and Davis had parted Ge~dro]1' said a partner,. another would be on the phone to a bant" wars and many .of their prestigious investors had given up hope of ever seeing ' dr~ d go to partnership meetings and everything looked OK in the books" their money agam. sal 0 nson, who had become involved in at least eight syndicates by 1988. "We "I was meeting with Tom one day and he told me everything was fine" sa'd Joel Johnson .. It was January 1988, and on the following day Johnson drov~ nor~h on other busmess. "The next day I met with the manager of (some of) the buildings and was told By any other name ••• that we had $30,000 i.n acc.ounts payable," said Johnson. "I made out checks for $10,000 to s.ome heatmg 011 company just so those tenants wouldn't freeze." . Becaus~ each d~al they do involves new partners in a new corpora­ Then, said ,Johnson, "I got a lawyer." tIon, syndlcat?rs gtve each deal a different name. Because Maine law Johnson said that he later discovered that money belonging to several partner­ does not requITe registration of general partnership real-estate corpo­ ships had been commingled with other Acker accounts. Along with most of the ratIons, no ~ne (except Tom Acker and Blaine Davis) knows exactl other partners v.:ho sp?ke to Casco Bay Weekly, Johnson said that he believed ~ow many ?ifferent names they have done business under. But accord­ that Ahcker was slphomng money out of successful syndicates to cover up losses Ing to vanous tax, title and court documents Casco Bay Weekl on ot er deals. .researchers have uncovered at Portland City Hall and the Cumberlan~ . Tom Ac~er refused to discuss any of these allegations. Of his syndications he County Courthouse, Acker and/ or Davis have done business under at ~~~e~~ly, 'The tax law changed and it (syndication) didn't make sense any- least these 45 names: The tax r~form act passed in 1986 did playa major role in changing the face of :eal estate mvestme~t ?y ending the tax breaks that attracted hi h-income Acker and Messinger mvestors to older bUlldin.gs. But according to numerous former pa~tners and employees, the problems m the Acker/Davis empire ran deeper than that. Atlantis Investment Group ~f~er t~e fact, I learned more of the details about these buildings" said one Augusta Realty Associates phYSICian. That made me uneasy." ' Augusta Realty Associates II h ~ne-by-one, !ike th~ doctor and Joel Johnson, many of the public ci tizens who ad Invested pnvate!y In Acker/Davis partnerships were discovering that they Bayside Associates owned slum propertIes. Bayside II Associates S~veral partners said .th~t syndicates they were involved in forced Acker and DaVIS to sell the slum bU!ldmgs. A half-dozen properties in Portland's West End Biddeford Realty Associates TlJis elegant Victorian building at 148 Middle St. was once Tom Acker and Blaine Davis' headquarters - before they were evicted by their own syndicate. were ~mong those forced to be sold, said a partner in Greater Portland Real Estate Blaine Davis Associates Assocl~te~, the s~dicate which had held them. Other partners described similar Brunswick Realty Associates scenanos m LeWiston and Waterville. And banks. them, are not reachable by his personal creditors. He does not own the house he Several of the buildings Acker and Davis were forced to unload did not sell for Key Bank currently has three cases pending against Acker and Davis under an lives in which is owned by a trust administered by other members of his family. 821-831 Congress Street Associates as much as they had forecasted. And because the bUildings were purchased with assortment of corporate names. Those cases seek a total of $443,000 in unpaid He does not maintain a personal bank account, except a checking account which 823 Congress Street Associates so much debt, the selling syndicated would remain in debt even after they no short-term loans and another $150,000 in punitive damages. Each of these cases always has a small balance. All other cash is kept in accounts of the family CV Partners (for Colonial Vii/age) longer owned the bUildings. charge that Acker and Davis knowingly committed fraud by submitting financial members." statements about themselves and their companies which they knew to be false. Tax records in the Gorham Town Hall bear out Reynolds' claims. Acker's CV Partners II . "It bec~me a PO~i scheme at the end ~s Acker tried to salvage his reputation," sa~d one mvestor. Acker was scrambling to put things back together. He did Casco Northern and Coastal banks have each received judgments a'Varding residence, located at 5 Solomon Street, is registered to The Gorham Family Trust. Eagle Mountain Associates thmgs that he probably shouldn't have done." them more than $105,000 each and Maine National has been awarded a judgment His mother-in-law, Ann T. Fauver, and his wife, Jane F. Acker, are listed as the Eagle Mountain Associates II . New Meadowbrook Realty Associates was the thing that investor was refer­ for another $50,000 - all against Acker and Davis. trustees. rm&, to, and the "things" done with the New Meadowbrook syndicate were What these banks are discovering, however, is that getting a judgment against Of Davis, Reynolds said, " ... he relies heavily on the advice of Mr. Acker in Gould Building Associates typical of the "things" the other partners described. Acker and Davis and getting the cash are two different things. structuring his finances, and so I believe that he may well have taken steps similar 125 Grant Street Associates In December 1986, Acker borrowed $350,000 from Key Bank, with which he With their court judgment in hand, Maine National went looking for Acker to those described ... " Greater Bangor Realty Associates leverag~ the purchase of the Meadowbrook Apartments on Forest Avenue assets. According to their attorney Thomas Cox, they found a little money in a ~ccordl~g to a subsequent letter, the bank understood that Acker was goin t~ Merrill Lynch account and recovered some artwork - small change from a man Plenty of victims, liHle iustice Greater Portand Realty Associates find 10 mvest?r partners who would each contribute $35,000. Once all of~he who advertised a net worth of more than $5 million just the year before. (also called GRPA) p~r~ers had signed on, the loan to Key Bank would be retired. Several partners So what do the banks do then? They go after the investors. Because Acker and Meanwhile, Adrian Boucher lives at 823 Congress St. - as he has for 29 years. Hopkins House did sign on, and all seemed well until they received letters from Key Bank asking Davis' syndicates were set up as general partnerships, each partner in any given He is living proof that you don't have to be a rich doctor to get hurt by speculators where the $350,000 was. corporation is as liable for the total debt of that corporation as any other partner like Tom Acker and Blaine Davis. Investment Property Management ~cker offered this. reply to the partners in a January 1988, letter: - and every partner is potentially liable for all of the the debts of the corporation. Late last year, the building where 85-year-old Boucher lives was sold by Acker Jay-Livermore Associates I hav.e recently discovered that funds have been received from five investOr Even though several of the investing doctors now claim that they did not know and Davis to a Massachusetts couple who are fixing it up. But in order to pay their Lafayette Associates partners ~ the amount of $165,000 but that only $20,000 has been applied to the that they were accepting so much liability, and even though most of the investors mortgage, their improvement loans and their taxes, new landlords Linda and outstandIng loan balance. behaved much more like limited partners, they are all general partners just the Roy Somero had to raise Adrian Boucher's rent beyond what the Portland Lewiston Realty Associate~ "M"I have no fully satisfactory explanation for this problem" continued Acker same. And the fact that a given investor may have only put up $10,000 does not Housing Authority would pay for him. According to Boucher, he narrowly LTA, Inc y real estat.e business had become too large and has lacked appro riat~ prevent him from being potentially liable for $10 million if that is what the general avoided being evicted only because the Someros and the housing authority were Maine Eagle Associates controls. Effective Jan~~ry 31, 1988 I have removed the real estate staff and fhave partnership owes. able to work out a settlement until his stipend could be increased. ~~~,:~:~ll check wnting and operational control to avoid reoccurrence of this Which is exactly what has happened to every single partner who spoke with "What the heck can I move?" asked Adrian. "I'm 85 years old. You think I'm Maine Eagle II Associates Casco Bay Weekly. gonna carry the stove up the stairs?" Maine Professional Real Estate Development, Inc. Acker !Davis employees said that Acker ousted Davis from their Middle "My liabilities are phenomenal" said Joel Johnson, Acker's former neighbor Adrienne Friend is a 22-year-old single mother who plans on leaving Portland (also called MEPREDI) St.~fet ?fflce only a few months after writing that letter. According to employees and friend who moved to Georgia last year. 'Tm on the hook, along with others, as soon as she has enough money together. She once worked for Acker and now for maybe $10 million." works for Jaynell Associates. She said she doesn't like what either of them has Melcher Associates st!. With .Acker at the time, Davis did not go easily. On several occasions the ~Idh' DavIS returned to the office yelling and screaming, demanding to see Acklr James Bell is one of those others. Because he and Johnson were involved in so done. Middle Exchange Associates ng t away. many Acker/Davis deals, they were hit the worst. "I'm broke cause of him," said "All the rents go up and young people are forced to give up their dreams in Mid-Maine Associates Acker, by all accounts, was in little better shape. One employee said that he Bell, a contractor who had been buying and selling Portland real estate for a order to pay their rent," said Friend. "I have a girlfriend. She's 21. She was a ~~s. once f?und hitchh~king.away from the office and that on another occasion he decade before pitching in with Acker. ''I'm liable for a couple of million dollars bartender but she didn't like the lifestyle so she went to school to become a travel New Maine Realty Associates I . m a stairwell to aVOId bemg seen by a visitor. By mid-summer Acker who had at least, plus the few hundred thousand I invested. agent. She worked as a travel agent for a while, but she had to go back to New Meadowbrook Realty a history of workin~ long and regular hours, was rarely found at 148 Middle St. "I never lost a nickel in my life until r met Acker," added Bell. He is surprised bartending just so she could make enough money to pay her $600-a-month rent. North Atlantic Real Estate The pa:tners said that the partnership meetings became more and more at his own predicament and amazed at that of the the other partners. ''These She doesn't want to tend bar, but she can't get ahead doing anything else." ~onfr~ntatlOnal as the syndicates crumbled. Several described bizarre episodes doctors have got all this schooling behind them and they still got taken to the Neither Boucher, an old man, nor Friend, a young woman, has paid as much Oak Grove Realty Associates m whlc? Acker would "freeze up," or, as Joel Johnson said, "he would b cleaners." money to Acker and Davis as the wealthy doctors who invested in their syndi­ Preble Street Associates cata~omc, t?en break down and cry." ecome Bell's astute observation explains part of why Acker and Davis have thus far cates. But the losses are relative: both the tenants and the partners lost what they Riverplex Realty Associates Fmall y. m the fall of 1988, Silver Pearl ASSOciates, the syndica te set up by Ack escaped largely intact. had to lose. "The partners would probably never have pursued anything if the banks But unlike the investors, the tenants never asked for it; and unlike the doctors, Rockland Realty Associates at~ DavIS to purchase their historic 148 Middle St. offices evicted Acker Th:; c aimed that AC.ker had even failed to pay the mortgage, taxes and rent for h' hadn't raised the stakes substantially," said Dana Prescott, an attorney represent­ then tenants can not afford the best lawyers in town. "I don't expect anybody to Silver Pearl Associates own elegant offICes. IS ing one of Acker's former employees who is suing Acker for breach of contract. feel sorry for me," said Joel Johnson. "I just don't want this to happen to anyone "These investors are well respected within the community," he said. "They else." Southern Cumberland Associates would rather walk away from all that money than face the embarrassing public But there is nothing stopping that from happening. Both men are back in 204-206 Spring Street Associates "The Maine lawyers relief ad" revelation that they didn't have any idea what was going on." business. Thomas R. Acker & Associates, Inc But the banks have raised the stakes, and within the past few months most of Blaine E. Davis II works with North Atlantic Real Estate, located at 1711 d In the records. office at the Cumberland County Courthouse, the normally the partners have hired their own attorneys. "There is no question that this could Congress St. He said that he is only handling residential real estate these days. Waterville Realty Associates e~ure de.rk smirked when she was asked for cases involvin Tom Acker and be the Maine lawyers relief act," laughed Prescott. Thomas R. Acker is back as T.R. Acker and Associates, located in a farmhouse­ Waterville Realty Associates II ~laline ~~v: . If~ta~ked in on~ place, the paperwork for all the ~ourt cases on file Embarrassed or not, Prescott said that he plans to put each and every partner turned-office park on Route 25 in Gorham. ''Those deals are over," he said. ''I'm Winter Park Associates hf;hr:s c er, avIS and their assorted partners would stand more than a yard in the four syndicates involved in his client's case on the witness stand this running a normal accounting practice." summer. And when he does, one of the big questions to be asked is: what And the other "practices" in the building where Tom Acker has relocated - Thl ere are cases brought by buyers, sellers, managers, tenants contractors happened to the money? Until he does, his client Kathy Reynolds provides the they all belong to doctors. emp oyees, partners... ' , best public explanation in her 1986 deposition: "Thomas R. Acker has structured his personal assets so that most, if not all of Mont. 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Tears of mirth (them) eat something like 200,000 ta- offered a choice from a menu. ~------,--.I w and panic (me) streamed all blespoons of store-bought thick with Boeufs Wellington, around. I survived, but I swear peanut butter to approximate and Breasts of Wild Duck with All in red with black print. I'll never pull such a stunt a toxic dose. Sauce Framboise, and Fresh again. Not ever. George Washington Carver, Linguine with Morels and Goat Also known as groundnut, a botanist, chemist and educa- Cheese and so on, or a peanut We havc the plumpest pillows and NamB ______earthnut, monkey-nut, goober, tor working around the turn of butter sandwich, no frills, the thickest comforters that you can the peanut is actually more a the century, was one ofthe first peanutbutterwould win hands find in this country. And we make Address ------______them ribht herc in Yarmouth. pea than a nut. Whole peanuts, to promote the virtues of the downs. ______Phone 1/ ______germ in, are more' nutritious peanut. He recognized it as a On a recent visit we found They're all filled with high grade blends of goose or duck down, and DCheck DAmEx S' tu 9.--______than equal weights of meat or cheap and potentially plentiful my father digging away at a jar DVisa 0 MC 1/----_____ Expiration ____ Igna re dairy products. Becauseittends source of protein. He saw, too, of Happy Kids peanut butter. it's up to you to pick the combination that will fill your MAINE'S to lend the butter a slight bit- thatitscultivationenrichedthe He took it smeared on whole Item Color Size Quantity Price Total PREMIER terness, manufacturers of soil rather than depleted it. wheat with several slathers of .. nights with the softest sleep BOOKSTORE commercial peanut butter dis- Keen to broadcast its versa til- honey over all and seemed as R.I imaginable. You won't find this card the germ of the peanut, ity, Carver developed more happy as a pig in mud. We aut kind of fat in a department store­ • hal and we're proud of it! SPECIAL the most valuable part in terms than 300 products from the gave our son Nicky his own Cn APRIL HOURS disl ~ of vitamins and minerals and peanut, including soap, cos- slab (sans honey) and left the '-~ hal protein. (The germ is precious, metics, plastics, dyes and me- two of them at it. Not a scene Subtotal FRI.-SAT. 10-5 Un' tOOl to many kids in Europe: dicinal oils. A useful legume for the faint of heart. Shipping ME Resident 5% Sales Tax SUN. NOON-5 just $1·20 $2.50 $60-80 $5.50 It the Shipping • open carefully the peanut's indeed. has since become a HARD CIDER $20-40 $3.50 $60-100 $6.50 77 -420 halves and you will find the major crop in the U.S. as well as don $40·60 $4.50 Sl()()'up $7.50 Total Brenda Ch.ndler imagines she'll be see 107 Main SI. lean looking Santa Claus look- in West Africa, India and China. having sticky nightmares until her son has FARMOriental Rugs Yarmouth, ME grows up. war 45 Middle Road, Route 9 Next to North Yarmouth Academy see Falmouth, Maine 04105 Appointments (207) 775-1600 846-3695 Hours: 10-5 Tues-Sal Please ask for our catalogue 36 Wharf Street, Portland, ME 04101207-774-7276 story takes place in the mid- 31 Forest Ave. The show through Saturday at The Sunday at 2 p.m. For ticket 19th century and is based on begins at 8 p.m. Tickets are $7 Movies on Exchange Street. information, call Portland an Australian novel by Henry at the door. For more infor­ "Prince Tam Tam" is about a Stage Company at 774-0465. Handel Richardson. The film mation, call 773-8187. French novelist who becomes will be shown at 7 p.m. Ad- • infatuated with Baker's mission is $3.50. • The Australian Film Festi­ character and brings her back • The Portland League of ~ Th P rtl d W' , to Paris with him, telling val at the Portland Museum . hid' • e 0 an nters W omen V0 t ers IS 0 mg an N k of Art continues tonight with . F etwor presents newspaper everyone she is a "native" Affor d a bl e H ousmg orum at . L R' . princess. In "Zou, Zou," Bruce Beresford's 1980 movie 7 p.m. at the Holiday Inn, 88 ~ter ~ Iddle, who IS a "The Getting of Wisdom." . St P rtl d Th stnnger With the New York Baker plays a Creole laun­ Spnng ., 0 an. e T' R'ddl '11 dress, who leaves the States I Portland School of Art's Susannah Fowles plays a , 'cs d d" Imes. I e WI speak on The Yoga Center at Th­ topI un er lSCUSSlon , for Paris, where she plays the Annual Art Auction takes country girl sent to girls . 1 d fin . f ff d the how s and what's of ompson Point (that's right mc u e ancmg 0 a or - . . . clown. The French ate her up; place at 7 p.m. at One City boarding school in the city, able hOUSing, housing devel- workIng for a news- past the Ramada Inn on outer nah~nal now it's our turn. "Princess Center in PortlanddNorks by where she is taunted by her oped by non-profit groups paper at 7:30 p.m. In the Congress Street) is having an Tam Tam" shows at 7:15 p.m. PSA students, facuity, staff more refined classmates. The open house with free yoga and recommendations by (he P~blic Safety Building, 109 through Sah!rday with and alumni will be auctioned Middle St., Portland. The classes and a T' ai Chi Chuan Govern o r' s Tas k Force on . weekend matinees at 1. "Zou to benefit the school's scholar­ Affordable Hous' d lecture IS free and open to the demonstration. A beginning mg an bli b t 'b' Zou" shows at 8:45 p.m. with ship fund. Admission to the yoga class will be offered at 1 their implementation. pu c, u contn utions to weekend matinees at 2:30. .• auction is $5. Free previews · ed ill b PWN are welcome. For more p.m. and an intermediate AIso d ISCUSS we· . The double feature will only • will be held April 6-7, 12 . b'll f mformatIon, call 871-0466 or class begins at 3 p.m. The up-comIng I s on a - 775-0985 cost you $5. .' noon-5 p.m. For more infor- demonstration is at 2 p.m. For The East Coast premiere of mation, call 775-3052. fordable hOUSing, in- South African activist more information, call 799- cluding the League of Stephen Polaikoffs "Breaking The Second Annual Maine Women Voters' bill for Nomegoda Sangweni and her 4449. the Silence" opens tonight at College Dance Festival takes creating an educational l1-year-old daughter speak Thomas Parchman, princi­ the Portland Performing Arts place tonight and tomorrow b on the imprisonment of pal clarinetist for the Portland onus to help finance edu- children in South Africa at 7 Center. The play, based in at Ram Island Dance, 25A with the increase of Symphony Orchestra, will be part on the life of the Forest Ave., Portland. Dance featured in Krommer's Con­ children resulting from the p.m. in Chase Hall Lounge, playwright's grandfather, is faculty and students from development of affordable Bates College, Lewiston. The certo in E Minor, Op. 86, for about a Russian aristocrat Bates, Bowdoin, Colby, housing by towns and cities. talk is free and open to the Clarinet and Orchestra in a Terrance Simien and the Mallet Playboys play zydeco at Zootz April 1. who finds himself working as University of Maine at Far- public. Candlelight Concert at the Reservations are required to lecture is free and open to the " a telephone inspector and mongton and USM will reserve a space, but the ,. Sonesta Hotel Ballroom. public,.but donations to the •.. living in a railway car after perform at this festival, which forum is free Other works to be performed \ the revolution. The humani- was formed to promote include "Comedia" by the Historical society are encour­ . . and open to aged. For more infOrmation, ties discussion following the communtication among the public, contemporary composer matinee performance on dancers around the state. William Bolcom, "A Musical call774-1822. 774-3289. "Wilhelm Reich in Hell" Sunday will focus on the Showtime is 8 p.m. Tickets Cathy Barton and Dave Joke" by Mozart and Sym­ returns. Robert Anton question of the artist's role in are $6/$4. For more informa- Para perform folk music from phony No. 45 (the "Farewell" The Portland Democratic Josephine Baker was one of Wilson's play had its Ameri­ SOCiety and will be led by tion, call 773-2562. the Ozark region at the First symphony) by Haydn. Per­ Committee is hosting a the first black American can premiere here in January Paul Kuritz, Dr. Thomas Belfast native Tom Lewis Parish Church, 425 Congress formances are at 3 and 7 p.m. candidates night at 7 p.m. at actresses to break away from and the overwhelming turn­ Beyer of Middlebury College, performs sea songs and music St., Portland. Their musical Tickets are $13. For more Franklin Towers, 211 Cum­ type casting in the early days out indicated that we needed and John Ackerman, editor of hall ditties in ports of calls information, call 773-8191. berland Ave., Portland. The of movies. She went to France repertoire ranges from tradi­ our libidos shaken up a bit the Cornell Review. Perform- from Boston to Brisbane. tional songs to contemporary public is invited to come and and found fame there as a more. The play puts Reich on ances of "Breaking the Si- Tonight, Lewis is in Bath at folk with Barton playing meet with Portland City singer and dancer during the trial for his ideas about lence" continue through April the Curtis Little Theater at banjo and hammered duld- . Council and School Commit­ 'iOs and '30s. Two recently re­ sexuality and politics. It is 23, Tuesday-Thursday at 7:30 The Center for The Arts, 804 mer, and Para on guitar. tee candidates. released movies starring funny (be warned ... Reich p.m., Friday at 8 p.m.; Satur- Washington St. Also on the Showtime is 8 p.m. Blue Tuesday. Lonnie Baker, "Princess Tam Tam" lets you know if you're day at 5 and 9 p.m., and program is Roll and Go, Tickets are $6 in Brooks plays Chicago-style and "Zou Zou," are playing laughing inappropriately) ..",. . - Portland's own sea song advance (available at blues tonight at Raoul's, 865 , collective. Showtime is 8 p.m. and shocking. Performances Amadeus Music, Forest Ave., Portland. The Tickets are $6 in advance are tonight through Saturday Buckdancer's show begins at 8 p.m. Tickets (available at Macbeans Music, and next Wednesday through Choice and Gal­ are $5. Brunswick, and at The Center Saturday at 7 p.m. at the Tree lery Music) and $8 for The Arts box office) and Cafe, 45 Danforth St., Port­ at the door. For more The Boston Red Sox limber $8 at the door. For more land. There is a matinee per­ information, call 773- up for their season opener information, call 729-3185. formance April 9. Tickets are 9549. . against the Orioles in Balti­ $10. For reservations, call 775- Celebrate the first day more. The game begins at 2 0514. of the April thaw with p.m. Who would ever guess Eat and be merry ... Chefs as an excuse for calling in <- • zydeco from Louisiana. this The Maine Historical from the area's tastiest eater­ '. '­ Terrance Simien and the sick today? Society'S series "Down East ies prepare food for the fifth .~ Mallet Playboys are back in "Farmers, Food and the Melting Pot" begins today at annual Evening with the " Peter Nero, music director . town for one show at Zootz, Global Supermarket" is the 12 noon at the First Parish Great Chefs to benefit the '. title of a lecture being given Church, 425 Congress St., of the Philly Pops, will con­ Kidney Foundation of Maine. duct the Portland Symphony by Max Singer, author of Portland. The weekly lec­ Tickets are $30, which include in its final Pops performance "Passage to the Human tures, which run for four a complimentary glass of I I of the season. Nero combines World," at 7:30 p.m. at weeks, challenges the "melt­ wine and all you can eat of the music of masters such as Temple Beth-EI, 400 Deering ing pot" view of immigrant the appetizers, entrees and I Bach and Beethoven with jazz Ave., Portland. The lecture is history with a focus on the deserts prepared by chefs and rock, calling his arrange­ from Alberta's, The West part of the World Affairs immigrants to Maine. The !/ ments "improvisations" and " Side, J's Oyster Bar, Della's Council's "Great Decisions first lecture is "Invisible "variations." Performances Catessan, Raphael's, Victory J; '89" lecture series. Tickets are Yankees: Black Communities are tonight at 8:30 and tomor­ ~ ' Deli and many other places. row at 3 p.m. at Portland City $5 for the public and $1 for in 19th Century Maine," For reservations, call 772- J,' , Hall Auditorium. Tickets are \ students. For more informa­ given by Randolph Stakeman 7270. .' tion, call 780-4551. of Bowdoin College. The $9-$23. For reservations, call 773-8191. r------... 'Unabashed Realism. Compelling : 3 ENCHILADA : *******IGRAND OPENINGI Theatre of the Highest Order." MARCH 29· WED· SAT 7.9 I $SPECIAL I PSYCHIC ASTROLOGER APRIL 2 SAT· SUN MAT 1 the Acting Mrs. Claire Let The Stars Be Your Guide RED crackwalker HAPPY HOURS : 5.50 : On Love, Marriage, Business, etc ... By Judith Thompson Classes I Ground beef, chicken & I SQK~HUM 1l0NDAY · DRAFT BEERS I cheese enchiladas I ZYDECO at its BEST! Never-failing Help and Advice March 30 thrU April 23 'MSDAY • MARGARITAS &. 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Red SOl'1lhum Chinese epic set in the The Whigs and No R_I Neighbors '30s and '40s is about the adventures (rock) Geno's, 13 Brown, Portland. 761- • • • of the wife of a sorghum winery owner 2506. What's Where and the Japanese invasion of their Legend (rock) The Brunswick, 34 W. village. Grand, Old Orchard Beach. 934-4873. Deeper In Debt (rock) LB's Pub, Rt 302, Maine Mall Cinemas Skin Deep stars John Ritter. The N. Windham. 892-8923. Maine Mati Road , S Portlaoo coming attractions make the movie The UpsettersJr&b) Dry Dock, 84 Com­ 774-1022 seem like the return of "Love American Flelch Lly.. IPG) mercial, Portlan . 714-3550, 1, 3.5,7,9 Style'- a comeback I could do without Big Chief & the Continental. (r&b) No 7 pm show Apr 1 Troop Beverly Hili. Shelly Longs Moose Alley, 46 Market, Portland. 774- The R.scuers eGI 5246. 1:15,3:15,5:15,7:15 plays a den mother of a troop of Lean on M. (PG-i3) "Wilderness Girls· in Beverly Hills. Red Light Revue (r&b) EI Mirador, 50 1, 3:10,5:15,7:25, 9:35 Wharf, Portland. 871'()500. LUNCHEON Working G1rIIA) Devonsqua,. (folk) 8 pm; The Center for 12:45,3, 5:15,7:30, 9:45 The Arts at the Chocolate Church, 804 SPECIALS New York Storl ... (PG) Washington, Bath. Tickets are $10, avail­ .>1•. , 1 :30, 4:05, 7, 9:40 able at the Chocolate Church, MacBeans Every day of the week %~~{~ Skin De.p IA) Mls.I•• lppl BurnIng is based on the Dangerou. 12:45, 2:55, 5, 7:05, 9:15 Music, Record Exchange. 354-8928. Serving from 11-9 weekdays Police Academy 6 (PG) FBI investigation of the deaths of three State Street Traditiona) Jazz Band Stephen Frears has brought movie- 9 civil rights workers murdered in Missis­ perform a benefit performance for The 11-10 FRI and SAT and 12-9 SUN making back into the realm of art. The Dr.am T•• m PreVIew Apr 1, 7 pm sippi in 1964. The movie is directed by Maine Maritime Academy Alumni Asso­ • Frears builds upon the novel of Laclos Alan Parker ("Midnight Express-) and ciation Scholarship Fund at The State 865 Forest Avenue (actually, a collection of letters) and the stars Gene Hackman and Willem Dafoe. Street Church, 159 State St, Portland, 7:30-10:30 pm. Suggested donation is $5 stage/screenplay by Christopher .recommends, even though the movie HAPPy HOUR Hampton to accomplish what neither Nickelodeon at the door. UPCOMING SHOWS Temple and Middle. Portland is not, unlortunately, all it was hyped up had accomplished - an overwhelming 772-9751 Bellamy Jazz performs New Orleans to be. The plot and suspense hinge on jazz, dance hall tunes and swing at 8 pm 4-7 MON.-FRI April 4 - Lonnie Brooks SILVER (firsl show Sat-Sun only) <'.- feeling of intimacy with the story and its 1\-oop Beverty Hills the differences of character between In the auditorium of the Heffernan Center, April 7 - Duke Robillord characters. Glenn Close is marvelous 1'45,4:15. 7:10,9:25 the two FBI investigators, Hackman, a St Joseph's College, N. Windham. TIck­ as the co/d, calculating and painfully-in­ Leyl_l..." IA) ex-Mississippi sheriff, and Dafoe, a ets are $3.50/$2.50. For more informa­ April 8 - Jon Pousetfe and bond love Marquise. Malkovitch is seductive 1:5(), 4:30, 7:15, 9:20 (through Mar 30) on the waterfront Dangerous Llalsorw CRt Northern liberal. Unfortunately, their tion, call 892-8766 ext 456. beyond words . If art isn't your lancy, 1 :25, 4:20, 7:05, 9:35 Tucker Jeff Bridges plays a man with in the Old Port MI.oI.oIppl Burning IA) differences are made evident by artifi­ the story is about decadence, sex , re­ cial means. The violence of the racial the American dream, a little guy who ...-.~ 84 Commercial Street Ticket Info_ 773-6886 SCREEN venge and somewhere, hidden beneath 1 :35. 4:05. 7:20. 9:35 (through Mar 30) Saturday. 1:35. 4:05.7:20, 9 '45 (!rom Mar31) has designed a car and is run out of tension is detached and not intention­ Terrance Simien and the Mallet Portland, ME • 774-3550 Entertainment Hotline 775-2494 it all, love . • recommends this one A.ln M.n IA) ally so. town by big business. again and again and again ... 1 :30, 4, 6:5(), 9:30 (through Mar 30) Playboy. (zydeco) Zootz, 31 Forest, 1:30.4.6:45,9:20 (Irom Mar31 ) New York Stories sums up the Working Girl Mike Nichols' latest film Portland. 773-8187. Day of Wrath A young woman marries Sing 11'0-13) stereotypical New Yorker - the artist, stars Melanie Griffith as a Staten Island Charlie Brown Bend (rock) Mikie O's, a preacher, but ends up falling in love 1:40. 4:10, 7~0 , 9:30 (opens Mar31) Accld.nlal Towl" IPG) the precocious Fifth Avenue kid and secretary who is taking pointers on 539 Deering, Portland. 772-0005. with his son . Carl Dreyer's rVampyr," 1:5(), 4:30, 6:5(). 9:30 (opens Mar 31) the neurotic Jewish male. Martin corporate success from Sigourney Kopterz (rock) Bruno's, 33 India, Port­ 193t and "The Passion of Joan of Arc ," Chane. /1"11'0-13) Scorsese devotes hiS segment of "New Weaver. Harrison Ford plays the love land. 773-3530. 1 :40. 4:10.7, 9:10 (Ihrough Mar 30) 1928) study of hysteria and fear. York Stories" to the obsession of a interest Sigourney Weaver is fabulous Bebe Buell & The Gal'1lolye. (rock) Dead Bang Don Johnson carries a as Katherine Parker, yuppie executive Geno's, 13 Brown, Portland. 761-2506, painter (Nick Nolte) for a woman Legend (rock) The Brunswick, 34 W. gun . • can't think of anything more ex­ (Rosanna Arquette) and his canvases. and the woman you love to hate - the Grand, Old Orchard Beaclh . 934-4873. citing ... Nolte plays the part with such intensity type who talks about relationships as Deeper in Debt (rock) LB's Pub, Rt 302, The Movies and passion for art and love that mergers and is brimming over with so N. Windham. 892-8923. 10 Exchange, Portland Scorsese's segment far exceeds the much false sincerity that when she Broken Men (Grateful Dead) Raoul's, .. new and professional 772-9600 results oj the other two, Many people goes over a cliff skiing, we cheer. 865 Forest, Portland. 773-6886. iii organization molded from Red Sorghum tolerate Woody Allen's return to com­ Unfortunately, we are more thrilled by The Upsetters (r&b) Dry Dock, 84 Com ­ Mar 29-Apr 2 the area's most legendary bands. Wed-Sal at 7. 9 edy, but Allen's segment is only funny Parker's demise than her secretary's mercial, Portland. 774-3550. Big ChIef & the Continentals (r&b) Sat-Sun mal at 1 if one finds a 40-minute joke about a successes, which is what the movie fo­ The Accidental Tourist In this TUcker Moose Alley, 46 Market, Portland. 774- Jewish mother interfering with her son's cuses on. laying ... R & B, Motown, movie based on the novel by Anne Apr 1-4 5246. m Sat-Sun at 3 marriage funny. Coppola's story is Zou Zou Josephine Baker stars in this Tyler, William Hurt stars as an intro­ A)berto Del Garad (Latin) EI Mirador, ... Sixties Classics, Swing and Sun-Twa a17, 9 about a poor litHe rich girl, who retums a 1934 Frenclh comedy about an Ameri­ verted travel writer who faces emo­ Prince... T.m Tam 50 Wharf, Portland. 811-0500. MisceUaneous Musical Jewels. Apr jewel to a middle eastern princess. It is can ex-patriot performing as a clown in tional difficulties following the death of 5--9 Sue Fink (synthesizer music) 7 pm; Tree Wed-sat at 7:15 saccharine at worst, voyeuristic at Paris. Cafe, 45 Oanforth, Portland. 774-1441 , Now booking for BEBE BUELL THE GARGOYLES his son and a separation from his wife Sal -Sun all Cathy Barton and Dave Para (folk & best weddings, special events, (Kathleen Turner). Geena Davis plays a Zou Zou music from the Ozarks) 8 pm ; First Parish with (panch is back!) Apr 5-9 Police Academy • If the original company and private parties, HAVEN MOSES pet trainer who turns Hurt's life around. Wad-Sal al 8:45 "Police Academy" was funny, I wouldn't Church, 425 Congress, Portland. Tickets The best scenes in the movie center Sat-Sun al 2:30 know I missed it But reports on "Police are $6 in advance (available at Amadeus around the writer's eccentric Baltimore Music, Buckdancer's Choice and Gallery and THE TRUE NON BELIEVERS Academy 6" say that there is nothing family headed by his sister, wonderfully Music), $8 at the door. 773-9549. much to distinguish this one from the . Call: 774-4349 portrayed by Amy Wright. The chanteymen (songs of the sea) 8 Fletch Live. Chevy Chase returns in previous five, except that Steve Gut­ pm; Olin Arts Center, Bates College, Le­ this sequel (oops ... must have missed tenberg and Bob Goldthwaith are ab­ wiston. Admission is $41$2. For more in­ or 767-0873 the original once again), playing a re­ sent formation, call 786-8135. porter from LA who finds himself in the Prince •• Tam Tam Josephine The PSO'. three youth ensembles March 31-ApriI 1 Cinema City -the Portland Youth Symphony, Portland netherlands of the deep South. Westbrook Plaza Baker plays an American woman Moose Alley· Portland The Getting of Wisdom Bruce 854-911S brought to Paris by a French novelist, Youth Wind Ensemble, and Portland Beresford ("Breaker Morant" and Movies are not scheduled at press l ime: Young Peoples' String Consort - will call ahead to conlirm limes who claims she is a princess. present the" spring 7:30 pm; Portland F1JLLSlZE "Tender Mercies") directs this movie Aaln M... fA) City Hall Auditorium. Tickets are $3 for LUXURY ENTERTAII\~1ENT 7. 9:15, weekend mats 1. 3 :15 about a young girl's struggle to win the Bill • T..... Excall_ Adv__ IPC) adults, $2 for students/senior citizens . respect of her classmates in a turn-of­ 7. 9. weekend mats at 1. 3 Thursday. For more information , call the PSO at the-century boarding school. a.-•• _11'0-131 Barbie & The Bruisers, Thee Tal­ 773-8191, Hall Mary Jean Luc Godard's movie 7:15.9:15. weekend mats at 1 :15, 3:15 imenandBoom Shanka (rock) Geno's, Work. for Piano and String. by An ­ APRIL'S L."... h"'IA) 13 Brown, Portland. 761-2506. about the coming of Christ in modern 7.9. weekend mats all. 3 tonin Dvorak and Gabriel Faure at 7 pm ; times , which caused a stir chiefly _.IPO) The Sighs (rock) Old Port Tavern, 11 Olin Arts Center, Bates College, Lewis­ 7, 9, weekend mats a1 1, 3 Moulton , Portland. 774'()444. among fanatics who had never seen it ton_Free and open to the public. For more 400/0 OFF Zufu. and Seven Simons (rock) Tree information, call 786~330 . Lean on Me is based on the true story Cafe, 45 Danforth, Portland. 774-1441, NUMBER! of John Clark (Morgan Freeman), who Port City All Stars (rock) T -Birds, 126 was asked to straighten up a high N. Boyd, Portland. 773-8040. Sunday. xxx -38 - XXXX Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure school overrun by violence and drug Vito & the Groove King. (funk) Mikie Seen Sheerin (Irish fOlk) 4-8 pm at Gritty If the two center digits Two high school students discover a dealers. Evening Star O's, 539 Deering, Portland. 772-0005. McDuff's, 396 Fore, Portland. 772-2739. Tontine Mall, "lirunswick of your social securi ty # time machine and use it to meet such 729-5486 Mettaliea with Queen.ryche (heavy Blues Jem Se.slon 1-8 pm Tree Cafe, great minds as Socrates, Freud, and L .... on M. f1'O-13) metal) 7:30 pm ; Cumberland County Civic 45 Danforth, Portland. 774-1441 , are 38 you'll receive 40% Abraham lincoln. The movie sounds in­ 7, 9:05 Center. Tickets are $16.50 in advance, Reggae Jam Se•• ion 7-11 pm Raoul's, off anything thru April teresting but according to those who $17.50 day of the show. 775-3481 . 865 Forest Ave, Portland. 773-6886. (Proof of social security # required) have sat through it, it's not. Randy Bean & Company (big band) Levi James & Friends (blues) Geno's, Rain Man Dustin Hoffman plays an Corthell Concert Hall, USM GOrham at 8 The Burbs This new flick stars. fa­ 13 Brown, Portland. 761-2506. autistic adult, Raymond Babbitt, who pm. Tickets are $71$4. For more informa­ Maine Stream (jazz) 4-8 pm; EI Mirador, vorite Tom Hanks (also an Academy has inherited his father's estate. Tom tion, call 780-5555. 50 Wharf, Portland. 871'()500. favorite for Best Actor for his role in Cruise plays his brother who has just Bate. College Jazz B.nd perform at Tlno Gonzale. Blue. Band Tree Cafe, THE RED LIGHT REVUE "Big"). Unfortunately, it has nothing to discovered his brother's existence and 7:30 pm ; Olin Arts Center Concert Hall, 45 Danforth, Portland. 774-1441 . recommend it - no humor, no sus­ Portland Museum o. Art Bates College, Lewiston. Free. 786-6135. Clarlnetl.t Thoma. Parchman will Australian FUm Festival has his eye on the inheritance. We're returning to the El Mirador pense. The movie looks as if it was TIle Getting.' WI ...... join the Portland Symphony in a Thomas Friday March 31, One Night Only! Unfortunately, Cruise's performance is Parchman, darinet, performs with the hacked to bits for an early release. Mar 30,7 pm just good enough; he is diminutive in Friday. Motown Dance Party- You're invited Chance. Are Cybill Shepherd and Tlckecs are $3.50 Portland Symphony. Works performed the presence of Hoffman. But what is The Sighs (rock) Old Port Tavern, 11 include Bolcam's "Comedia: "A Musical CONUNG:------I on Wharf Street behind Dewey's Robert Downey Jr. star in this romantic Bowdoin done is done, and .recommends you Moulton, Portland. 774'()444. comedy which, according to the aitics, Joke" by Mozart, Kromme~s Clarinet FRl4. 7- DARIEN BRAHMS and Dar 0'_ see Hoffman's performance (everyone Broken Men (Grateful Dead) Raoul's, Concerto and Haydn's Symphony No. 45. MAINE MUSIC AWARDS is neither romantic nor comic, Downey Apr 3 at' pm andAor4at 7pm has something to say about it), but be 865 Forest, Portland. 773-8886. Showtime is 3 and 7pm. Tickets are $13. is the ghost of Shepherd's past hus­ 302 Adams Hall BEST RHYTIIM & BLUES BAND Hall Marr warned - that is all you are going to Treat Her Right and The Walkers For more information, call 773-8191. MON.4.1O : '" band, who comes back from the dead in Leviethan This is "Alien" under water. Apr 5, 3:30 and' 8 pm see. (rocklblues) Tree Cafe, 45 Danforth, WED, 4.12 . DARIEN BRAHMS PlAYING 40 YEARS OF GREAT AMERICAN MUSIC the form of his own daughter's Kresge Auditorium Portland. 174-144 1. Specializing in Weddings, Corporate & Private Functions and Nightclubs. In this case the monster isn't a natural boyfriend. Confused yet? L_.ltn Cherlle Brown Band (rock) Mikie O's, SAT. US, PLATE ()' SHRIMP A Fine Needlework Shop occurrence, but something sent to the Apr 5, 7:30 pm 539 Deering, Portland. 772-0005. CALL 883-2802 Smith Auditorium ~ORE ••• 3 Wharf St., Portland U.S. by the Commies. Who needs more Kopterz (rOck) Bruno's, 33 India, Port­ 45 Danforth Street, Portland 774-8952 Private Function- xenophobia? • • • land. 773-3530. 18 C.. co B.y W.. k1y Go Out Singing by Hank Beebe pre- Doll & Toy Auction to benefit the Sal· M.rch 30, 1989 19 sented by the Embassy Players Mar 30- vation Army Self-Denial & World Services 31 Apr 1 6·6 at 6 pm at the Schoolhouse Effort Apr6, 2:30 pm (preview 1-2:30 pm) Arts Center, Rt. 114, Sebago lake. Tlck­ at the Salvation Army Adult Rehabilitation etsare $6 in advance, $10 at the door ($41 Cellter, 68 Preble St., Portland. Tickets $5 for senior 'citizens and children under are $2 in advance, $2.50 at the door. For PORTLAND SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA 12). For information, call 642-3743 or more information, call 774·7818. TOSHIYUKI SHIM"'DA, MUSIC DIRECTOR AND CONDUCTOR 773·1648. Designer F.shlon Show to benefit the 64TH SEASON 1968-ll9 Th. Crackwalker by Judith Thompson Northern New England Chapter of the presented by the Mad Horse Theater Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. The founda­ VIDEO Company Mar 30-Apr 23 at the Theatre of tion is having an open call for original Fantasy, 50 Danforth, Portland. Perform· deSigns to be included in the June 23 ances are Thu·Sat at 8 pm , Sun at 7 pm . show, which will take place in Portland. Sal, April B, 8:30 p.m. Tickets are $11 on Thu and Sun, $13 on Designs . will be reviewed by the show PETER Fri and Sat. For more information, call panel. New England designers interested Sun., April 9, 3:00 p. PI.nl.t Fr.nk Glazer performs four 775·5657. In submitting designs, call 1-603-669·8862 ALTERNATIVES ballades by Frederic Chopin with com­ a.tes Mod.m Danc. Company or write the Northern New England Chap­ mentary by James Parakilis at 4 pm in the Spring Show Mar 3O·Apr 2 at Shaeffer terof the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, 311 Olin Arts Center Concert Hall, Bates Theater, Bates College, Lewiston. Per· Hanover St., Manchester, N.H. 03104. College, lewiston. Free and open to the formances are Thu·Sat at 8 pm, Sun at 2 Old Port F.sllv.1 Intown Por~and Ex­ The ultimate pops musician­ TRACK 29 public. pm. Tickets are $41$2. For advance res­ change is lOOking for marshals for the ervations, call 786·6161 . annual Old Port Festival on June 11 . pianist composer, arranger and WlllMolm R.lch In H.II by RobertAnton Marshals provide information on festival Directed by Tuesday. Wilson Apr 5·8, 12-15atthe Tree Cafe, 45 activities, help set up sites and assist conductor. Peter Nero brings NICOLAS ROEG Sug.r Minott with TIMo Renegade. Danforth, Portland. Performances are at vendors. Marshals are on duty from 9 am· virtuosity and wit to the Pops (reggae) Tree Cafe, 45 Danforth, Port· 7 pm. Tickets are $10. For reservations, 5 pm and undergo a training session with Slarring land. 774·1441. call 775-0514. the Portland Police Dept and an orienta­ season finale. Lonnie Brook. (blues) Raoul's, 865 M.lne ColI.g. Dane. F.sllv.1 Per· tion session with IPE. For more informa· THERESA RUSSELL Forest Ave., Portland. 713·6886. formances by dance faculty and s.tudents tion, call Julie Monahan at IPE, 772-6828. GARY OLDMAN Eric Gre.n (blues) Gritty McDuff's, 396 from five participating colleges Apr 7·8,8 Summ.r In the Parks Portland Rec­ Tickets: $23, $19, $14, $9 Fore, Portland. 772-2739. pm at Ram Island Dance, 25 A Forest reation is now accepting audition tapes Ave, Portland. Tlcketsare$61$4. For more "Remarkable and Electronic CI.rinet Mu.lc 7:30 pm; from local artists for the 1989 "Summer in Provocative ... " Smith Auditorium, Bowdoin College, Brun· information , call 773·2562. the Parks· performance series. The swick. For more information, call 725· Pretty Polly Tale of folk life a hundred summer series features a variety of enter· CAll 773-8)9) 3321. years ago told through traditional music tainment for children and adults: music, -VIlL4.GE VOICE and narration Apr 8, 8 pm at Schaeffer comedy, storytelling, magic and vaude· Concert LL Bean Theater Bates College, lewiston. Tick­ ville. Interested performers should send Wednesday. ets are $71$5. For more information, call promotional materials to: Summer in the The Casco aay Tumml .... (Klezmer) LA Arts at 782-7228. Parks, Portland City Hall, Rm 312, 369 1 pm, following a noon luncheon; Jewish Cats MUSical by Andrew Lloyd Webber Congress St., Portland 04101 Attn : Ted Apr 28·30 at the Cumberland County Community Cente~s Senior Program (for Musgrave or call 874·6793 for more infor­ Civic Center. Performances are Apr 28 at mation. people ages 55 and older), 57 Ashmon~ 8 '30 pm' Apr 29 at 2 and 8 pm ; Apr 30 at Portland. Free; small donation for lunch· 2'and i30 pm. Tickets are $10·$31.50 eon. reservations must be made by Apr 3, and go on sale Apr 3 at the Civic Center 772-1959. box office and all Ticketron locations. Celebrate Crossfire (rock) T-Blrds, 126 N. Boyd, Auditions for "Rules of Engage­ Portland. 773·8040. ment" Apr 5-6 at 7:30 pm at The Center THE NEST Robin Williamson (folk) Tree Cafe, 45 forTheArts,804Washington, Bath . "Rules Danforth, Portland. 774-1441 .• Gewandh.us Orchestra of LeipZig of Engagement" by Thom Watson Will Roaches have receive its world premiere June .23. The conducted by Kurt Masur perform director must cast four combat airmen In Sil~~~ Sounds never tasted Beethoven's leonore Overture No. 2, their early 20's, two older men in their flesh ... Schumann's Symphony No. 1 and 40's, and three women ages 20·30 For Tchaikovsky's Symphony •. ~ . 4 at 7:30 more information, call 442·6455. of pm at Portland City Hall Auditorium. Tick· Plan.tarium Show. Southworth Plane­ Until now. ets are $11·$25. For more information, tarium, 96 Falmouth St., Portland (USM call the Portland Concert Association at 11ID She's just camp-us). Astonomy shows : Wednesday, 772·8630. Friday and Sunday at 7:30. laser and illlJ-- an appetizer. music shows: Son of a Well· Tempered dancing. laser (classical) on Saturday at 6:30 pm ; Radio Top 40 on Saturday at 7:30 pm ; The Dark Zootz, 31 Forest, Portland. Thu : ho~se Side of The Moon (Pink Floyd) Friday and music and new music; Fri : progressi ve Saturday at 8:30 pm . AdmiSSion is $3 for dance mix; Sat: latest dance music; Sun: adults, $2 for seniors and children. For request night; Wed: new wave - all ages. more information, call 780-4249. APRIL 3-APRIL 9 773-8187. Th. Exchang. Club, 33 Exchange, opening. Portland. Open Wed·Sun, until 3:30 am on Fri-Sat. 773-0300. O'F.rrell G.llery 46 Maine St., Brun­ Spring Point Caf., 175 Picket, S. Port­ swick. April Joumal: New Paintings by land. Dancing Friday nights With Gerry Marguerite RobiChaux Apr I·May 27. Opening reception Apr 1, 5-7 pm. 729- 89,7 1m Catais . 90.1 1m Portland . 90.9 1m Bangor . 91.3 fm Waterville Hun~ey . 8228. 106.1 1m Presque tste WALLS OF Past Tens. 247 Congress S1. , Portland. upcoming. Retrospective of abstract works by luigi MAINE PUBLIC BROADCASTING NETWORK (blues) Apr 7; Raoul's, Tavelli Apr 1· 15. Opening reception Apr GLASS Duk. Robill.rd 1, 2 pm . 772·3355 865 Forest Ave., Portland. 773-6886 .. D.n S ••ls (country) Apr 6, 8 pm; Maine Danforth St. G.II.ry 34 Danforth, Port· Starring center for the Arts, University of Maine, land. "Art lessons," a collaborative art PORT '* STAR PHILIP BOSCO . MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY Orono. For ticket information, call 581· performance with Bill Ray, Phillip Rogers, 5:00 Snelgruve Snail 1755. Robert Saunders and Russell Kahn. The PRODUCTIONS GERALDINE PAGE 5:30 Snelgrove Snail Bo Dlddley (blues) Apr 14; Raoul's, 865 artists will spontaneously create an in. Forest Ave., Portland. 773·6686. stallation piece using photography, paint. WILLIAM HICKEY 6:00 Community Bulletin Board ing, silkscreening and props on Apr 1, presents 7:00 Out on the Town FI ...t Annual M.lne's ae.t Gult..... 1st Comp.tition will be held at T·Blrds beginning at lOam and continuing all OLYMPIA DUKAKlS 7:30 Night at the Movies' on Apr 16. Registration forms .for tape day. In stallation will be on display Apr 5· ROBERT ANTON WILSON'S 10:00 International News submission to the judging com'!l,ttee and 16. Hours: Wed-Sun 12-6 pm. 775-6245. (Monday - France Today -1 hr.) tickets are available at Daddy s In Pine Portl.nd Public Library Monument Square, Portland. "Facing South: Images 10:30 World View Tree Plaza, Brighton Ave, Portland; WBlM in Ole City Center, Portland; Face Maga· and Issues from latin America" Photo­ Tuesday - South Africa Now NTV zine, 10 Beech St., Portland; andT-Birds, Portl.nd St.ge Company Spring graphs by Jim Daniels, Apr 1·28. Slide WilHELM REIC Wednesday - Hello Austria PO Box 446 Drs Marginal Way, Portland. Registration Cotillion Fundraiserto benefitthe PSC's presentation Apr 6, 7:30 pm in the Rhines - NEW IMPROVED SELECTION _ Thursday - Looking East Portland, ME 04112 deadline is Mar 31 . Student Matinee Program Mar 30, 4:30· Meeting Room . Hours: Mon, Wed .and Fri Friday - Bravo 2071761 ·2442 Annu.1 Portland Rock.Off is sched· 6:30 pm at Sables, Portland Marriott, Sable 9 am·6 pm ; Tue and Thu 12·9 pm; Sat 9 uled for May 28 attha Reiche School,. The Oaks Rd., S. Portland. Door prizes, cash am·5 pm . 773·4761. (lIN HELL NOW OVER 5000 VIDEO TITLES! 11 :00 Critic's Choice· five winning bands will win each win reo bar, not buffet. Tickets are $20 per per­ We.t End G.II.ry 34 Danforth, Port. * NIGHT AT THE MOVIES * cording time to record two Original songs, son . For information, call 774~1043 , . land. Group show (Apr 6·30): Peter W. 30 THU The Steel Claw Tom's Sp.akeasy The Maine Hlstorl' Brown, oil paintings; Randy Dykema, SATURDAY which will be part of the Rock-Off '89 COil!' April 5-9,12-15 31 FRI The Outlaw pilation album. Any band Interested. In cal Society tums the Portland Club into a sculpture; Dan Merriam, watercolors and 4:00 Direct Line (Israel-USA) full·fledged speakeasy. MUSIC provided 1 SAT Sundowners participating must submit a registratIOn acrylics; Chris Signorino, sculpture; Chez 7 p.m. performance 5:00 30 Wall Street form along with a cassette of two.onglnal by Sid lerman and his Orchestra, dance Watts. watercolors. Opening reception 2 SUN Cheers for Miss Bishop steps demonstrated by the people from Apr 6, 5·8 pm. 775·7949. IDEOPORT 5:30 Gillette World Sport Special tunes no later than Apr 1. RegistratIOn The Tree Cafe 3 MaN The Black Book Maine Ballroom Dance. Tickets are $50. G.II.ry 127 127 Middle, Portland. FIo­ 6:00 Canadian Sport Fishing forms and details are available at Maine 45 Danforth St, 4 TUE Nothing Sacred Musicians Association, 547·A Congress Proceeds will benefit the Society. For rals and Slilllives by lynne Drexler Apr 6:30 Snelgrove Snail more information, call 774-1622. 5 WED Topper Returns St. Suite 48, or by calling 874·9002. 7·May 5. Openinjl reception Apr 7, 5-8 Prime Seating $10 7:00 With It in Nature Great ClMofs Benefitforthe Kidney Foun· pm. Hours: 'fue-Fri 10 am-6 pm, Sat 10 6 THU Never Wave a/ a Wac 7:30 Game of the Week dation for which 22 of southern Maine's am·5 pm . 773·3317. Student & Senior $5 7 FRI Fabulolls Dorseys • CRITICS CHOICE • best chefs will prepare their specialties B.rrielo" Gall.rI•• 26 Free, Portland. 9:00 Night at the Movies' Apr 5 6-9 pm in the ballroom of the New paintings by Alfred Chadborn Apr 7· Cluster Seating 5/$30 .- 11:00 International News 30 THU The Bille Angel Sheraton-Tara Hotel in S. Portland. Tick· 30. Opening reception Apr7,5-7pm, Also 11:30 Critic's Choice· 31 FRI The Emperor Jones ets are $30 for all you can eat. There will at the gallery 19th and early 20th century 775-0514 be live jazz and a silent auction. For res­ American art. Hours: Mon·Fri 10 am·S 1 SAT Vengeance Valley ervations, call the Kidney Foundation of pm, Set 12·4 pm. 772-5011 . SUNDAY 2 SUN Long John Silver Maine at 772-7270. 4:00 Fishing Texas 3 MaN Shoot the Piano Player Portland School of Art'. Annual Art 4:30 Newscope (Japan Diges t) 4 TUE Rain Auction to benefit the school'.s scholar· ar.und town ship funds Apr 7, 7pm atOne City Center, 5:00 Business Nippon/ 5 WED Rules of the Game Portl.nd Mus.um of Art Seven Con· Portland. Free previews Apr 6-7, 12 noon· gress Square, Portland. Hours: Tue-Sat, Friday e March 31st Learning Japanese 6 THU Charlie Chaplin Cavalcade 5 pm. Admission is $5. For more Informa· 10-5; Sun, 12·5; Free on Thursday eve. I I Saturday e April 1st I 5:30 30 Wall Street 7 FRI The Stationmaster's Wife tion call 775-3052. nings, 5·9. Current exhibits: Maine Vanes, Sqtlilee MOI·gan~s eating & drinklng saloon 6:00 Community Focus April skies Umbrella Productions presents the an exhibition of 25 weather vanes from ;. 7:00 Ask the Manager '89 Showcase and Dance Party Apr 7, 8 the collection of Ida and Kenneth Manko 46 Market Street, Portland. n4-5246 MOTOWN HOT LATIN pm atthe Sheraton Tara Hotel,. The show· of Wells (through Apr 2) ; Contemporary 7:30 Portland Independents are filled case will feature fashions, fitness and Australian Art: Selections from the loti DANCE PARTY 8:00 Night at the Movies' physique by Tennis of Maine, and a mu· and Victor Smorgan Collection (through DANCE MUSIC 10:00 Critic's Choice· sical performance by DWIQht S. Morgan. Apr 30). Perspectives: Duncan Hewitt, .-f~~5~ 9:30 p.m. 9:30 p.m. with stars! Dance will feature Virginia Beach D.J. Michael Moore and Rose Marasco ·Chill Factor." Admission is $5. (through May 21). Artwork by Soviet Chil· M.lne He.lth Foundation B.nefit dren (Mar 31·Apr 16). 775-6148. We startA from scratch! a.1I Proceeds from the ball will assist the aarrieloff Gallery 26 Free, Portland. THE RED Alberto Maine Health Foundation in its fight Works by Pat Hardy, Robert Solotaire, against AIDS. Senator George Mitchell Stuart Ross through Mar 31. Also at the In a Hurry? Will be the keynote speaker. The Benefit gallery a selection of 19th and early 20th LIGHT REVUE Del Gado Ball will be held Apr 8, 6 pm at the Holiday century American art. Hours: Mon·Fri 10 Try our.Quik-Lunch Menu & His Dirty Dancing Inn By The Bay, SprinQ St., Portland. am-5 pm, Sat 12 -4 pm . 772-5011. Tickets are $75, which Includes dinner Soups $2.35 or Chowders $2.95 Latin Band and dancing. Tickets may be obtained by Lov. .nd M.rriage, Thanks to mailing a check to Maine Health Founda· Sandwiches $3.75 Sunday • April 2nd Broadway Mar 31-Apr 1 at the Thomas tion, P.O. Box7329DTS, Portland, 04112. ~ORE ••• Turkey, Roast Beef, Vegetarian, and Tuna Fish Inn and Playhouse, Old Rt. 302, S. Ca~col For more information, call 773·3564. Dinner at 7 pm ; show begins at 6.30. Gaming Convention MaineCon. '89,.fea· Salads: Price for dinner and show IS $27 per turing a wide range of popular, histOrical, Small garden $2.50 JAZZ 4 to 8 person. For more information, call 655· military, fantasy, role playing, and board Large garden $3.95 3292. games, is being held Apr 7·9 at the. USM Who's Afraid of Virginl. Wolf.? Portland Campus Center. AdmiSSion IS Spring Salad $3.75 MAINE STREAM performed by the Portland Players through Fri (5 :30-11 :30 pm) $4; Sat (7:30 am·9:30 feotuing \pr 2 at Thaxter Theater, 420 Cottage pm) $9 ; Sun (6 am·2 pm) .$7; all three Tuna and Cottage Cheese Plate $3.75 Rt: S Portland. Performances are Fri·Sat days,$15. (Pre·reglsteredpnces ~reless .) Hot Turkey Sandwich $5.50 at Ii pm Sun at 2'30 pm For ticket infor· Most games cost $2 . For more Informa· Eldorado Horns mation, cail 799-7337. tion , call The Toy Soldier at 443·3711 . .'-'-­ 50 Wharf St. 871-0050 ~. - (just behind 3 dollar dewey's) Exploring Amerlca-I)y YiililJi""ROj; tel Sally Jenecek of American Youth Hostels presents slides of hosteling Mar ______31,7:30 pm at the L.L. Bean Casco SI. ~o~r~e~ Conference Center, located off RI. 1, Freeport. Free and open to the public. Maine Miner.i.: A Mu.eum • Curator'. Perapective Lecture given by Carl Francis, curator of Harvard University's Mineralogical Museum, as Tree of Life ON~ · part of the Maine Geological Society's spring conference Mar 31, 7 pm in Hirasawa Lounge. Chase Hall, Bates An ancient symbol FF~ College, Lewiston. For more information, call 786-8155. of productiveness, An Introduction to BI.... Dyn.mlc Fanning and Gardening Hilmar wisdom and life, Moore, president of the Bio-Dynamic Farming and Gardenin~ Association, this abacus speaks Mar 31,7:30 pm In Beam Class­ room, Visual Arts Center, Bowdoin Col­ original is available Dean Velentgaa Gallery 60 Hamp­ ArtWALL Clttlcl.... In Maine Panef discus­ lege, Brunswick. shire SI. Portland. New paintings by Mary sion with Phil Isaacson acting as modera­ Fonner Apollo ••tron.ut Ruety in 14k, 18k gold Hart through Apr 2. Hours: Thu 5-9 pm, tor, and Patricia Davidson. Edgar Allen Sehwelckart will speak on his experi­ Sat-Sun 1-5 pm. and by appointment, Beem, William Berry, Shirley Jacks and ence and hope for space exploration and and sterling silver. 772-2042. Stuart Henderson Mar 31, 7:30 pm at the global awareness following the annual Congrea. Square Gallery 594 Con­ Mai ne Writers Center, 19 D Mason SI.. dinner meeting of Physicians for Social gress, Portland. Cibachromephotographs Brunswick. Presented by the Union of Responsibility Apr 1, 8 pm, at the Holiday by Charles Stein hacker through Apr 15. Maine Visual Artists, the eveninll is free Inn by The Bay, Portland. Tickets for the CAlIFORNIA, ISRAEL, JAPAN AND MAINE Hours: Mon-Fri 10 am-5 pm, Sat 11 am- and open to the public. For more Informa­ lecture are $8 in advance, $10 at the door. 5 pm. 774-3369. tion, call 729-8333. For more information, call Nancy Sheriff Gallery 127 127 Middle. Portland. Works The Intelligence. of Plc••• o Leo at 781-5611, Dr. John Goodrich at 781- Blending traditions by Diana Arcadipone and Richard Hutch­ Steinberg speaks Apr 3,7:30 pm in Kresge 2067 or Peter Wiley at 781-2047. ins through Apr 1. Hours: Tue-Fri 10 am- Auditorium, BowdOIn College, Brunswick. Poetry Wo ....hop Poet William Car­ 34 Danforth St. 6 pm, Sat 10 am-5 pm. 773-3317. For more information, call 725-3151. penter focuses on the creative process In every detail of his per- date. These include a canvas of Portland We.t End Gallery 34 Danforth, Port­ Spltng Exhibition of Art at the Apr 1, 11 am-4 pm at the Maine Writers Gainsborough-like overtones, abacus 775-7949 land. Works by Portland artists Janice Chocol.te Church in Bath opens Apr Center, 19D Mason St., Brunswick. Par­ sonal appearance, speech, and his stripped illusionistic work Appel, Michael Porter, Steve Powers and 7. Entries for this juried exhibition should ticipants are asked to brin\! two or three of phenomenal outpouring of full of three-dimensional de­ shows a group of obviously San 44 Exchange Street '. Penelope Schenk. 775-7949. be submitted on Apr 4. All artistic media their own paems for reading and discus­ Francisco flower people and Hobe Sound Galleries North One except phot09raphy are eligible. There is sion. Fee is $30 for Maine Writers and works of art, painter Hirotsogu tails that are really painted on a Portland, ME 0410] .772-4880 Milk St., Portland. A Moving Tribute: Art­ no entry fee for members of the Choco­ Publishers Alliance members, $35 fornon­ Maftir exemplifies the blend- flat surface; a painting of the gay demonstrators marching ists of Portland through Apr 15. Hours: late Church. For non-members there is a members. For more information, call along the shore of Cutler Tue-Sat 10:30 am-5 pm. 773-2755 . . charge to help defray the cost of operat­ Harriet Mosher at 729-6333. ing of two traditions. foothills of the Himalayas from Portland Wine and Chee.e 8 Forest ing the gallery: $5 for one entry. $8 for two .Jap._e Language CI••• for begin­ Maine. In the background Maftir's .father is a. native- his Buddhist explorations ar~ Ave. Portland. 'Picking Up the Pieces: and $10 for three. For more Information, ners starts Apr 3, 7-9 pm at the Japan the .great and terrifying Cutler ceramic artist Lynn Duryea'S latest show call 422-8455. America Society of Maine. One Union SI., born Isr~eh who arnved at there; a shapedcanvasin which of hand made paper collages and painted Design and Pltntlng Four-week work­ Portland. People with previous Japanese Berkeley In 1960 t~ study Chi- he tried to limit himself to two radIO towers of the U.S. Navy. terra cotta wall pieces through Mar 31, ~hop in the techniques of design, layout, language training may join on-going The title, "Natural Preserve" Hours: Mon-Fri 9 am-8 pm, Sat 9 am-5 paste-up. and basic informatIOn about classes durin\! the week of Apt 3-7. For nese. Moses Maftlr's goal was indistinguishable colors' a pm. printing Apr 5-26. For more information, more informabon, call 774-4014. is about one of the last gre~t F.R. Vance Window I ...tallatlon - call the Feminist Spiritual Community at Who I. c.lto. Fuentea1 John H. to track the .vesti~es of Chinese· black canvas with protrudin DON'T JUST coastal stretches in Washing­ see it day or night at Sherry's Tropical Art 773-2294. Turner, professor of Romance languages, Jews w~o lived In the villages spikes from his series on Jew~ Store, 612Congress, Portland. 761-0611, Portrait of Brigadier General speaks Apr 3, 7:30 pm in Beam Class­ ton County to have been re­ on the sl!k route.. At Be~keley in the Middle Ages; a photo Bayview G.llery 75 Market, Portland. Samuel W.ldo: M.lne HI.tory .nd room. Visual Arts Center, Bowdoin Col­ lieVed of the possibility of An exhibition of watercolors by area art­ Politic. of CuitUN Gallery talk given lege. Brunswick. For more information, he marned Aoki Nonko, a realist painting of Washin ton ists, Pamela Johnson and Carol Hayes, by Elizabeth Miller of the Maine Historical call 725-3151, student. In 1962 their Academy in Machias; a sugbtly development. Maftir is blend­ THROW OUT depicting a variety of scenes from Maine Society Apr 5, 1 pm and Apr 9, 3 pm in the Alliance Franc.i.. of Portland pres­ Japanes~ ing his overpopulated Califor­ and New England through Apr 1. Hours: Walker Art Building, Bowdoin College, ents a brown bag lunch slide shoe, son, Hlrotsogu Maftir, was colored landscape of the flam- Tue-Sat 9:30 am-5:30 pm. 773-3OlJ7. Brunswick. For more information, call 725- "Voyages en France: Apr 4. 12 noon at ~rn . ed nia roots with his new found Good Egg C.fe 705 Congress, Port­ 3275. the Portland Public Library, Rm. 415. . . '" mg r blueberry barrens of vision of a frontier in eastern land. Photographs of wildlife and Haitian Au.trall. Day Films, gallery talks, games Free and open to the public. For more Maf.tIr recalls p.amtmg tiny Washington County; and an people by Randy Ury through Apr 6. 773- and presentahons will be held in conjunc­ information, call 871-4014. Maine. THAT OlD Buddh~st and JeWish symbols imaginary painting of a lush 0601. tion with the exhibit "Contemporary Art of The L_eon of HI.tory In Contem­ Another painting, illus­ The We.t Side Re.teurant 58 Pine, Australia" Apr 8, 12 noo0-4 pm at the porary Llter.ture Judith Ryan, an from hiS toddler years on and tropical landscape full ofunre­ trated here, shows Mount Portland. Pastel drawings by Paul Portland Museum of Art. Performances of expert on the German Post-War novel never dou~ted that he wanted alistic animals. Each of these GALLERIES Hollingsworth through Apr 16. 773-8223. the Ha' Penny Story Theatre's production and comparitive literature from Harvard, Olympus in Greece with a large The Artl..... 334 Forest Ave, Portland. 'Along the Boomerang Coast" at 2 pm. speaks Apr4, 7:30 pm in Daggett Lounge, to bean arhst. He attended the ,---~PHOTO Marjorie Vaughan: color photographs of The video "Austraha's Art of the Bowdoin College, Brunswick. For more San Francisco College of Art, Celtic Cross on its summit. The Annette and religious rituals and human endurance Dreamtime: Quinkin Country" will be information, call 725-3151 . title, "Political Wedding," is in through Apr 14. Hours: Mon- Fri 9 am-6 shown at 12 noon and 4 pm. Events are Invi.lble Yankee.: Black COmm .... traveled ex~ensively in Japan, Rob Elowitch pm, Sat 9 am-3 pm. 772-5522. (ree with museum admission. For more niti_ in 19th Century Meine Lec­ honor of the recent marriage 26 Free Street even stopping to study for six Nancy MargoU. Gallery 367 Fore, information, call 775-8148. ture being given as part of the Maine months at a Zen monastery in of Irish Governor McKernan Portland, ME 04101 Portland. 'Imagination Runs Wild" The Deering Oaka Fe.tival Art. & Craft. Historical Society's series "Down East with Greek Congresswoman (207) 772-5011 Fourth Annual Wedding Band Exhibition Show Applications are now being ac­ 'Melting Pot'" Apr 5, 12 noon at the First Kyoto where his uncle was through Apr 30; tapestnes by Carol Atle­ cepted for the 1989 festival. which takes Parish Church, 425 Congress, Portland. Olympia Snow and it ex­ son through May 15. 775-3622. place July 21-23 The application dead­ For more information, call 774-1822. head. priest, and then spent a Stein Gla•• Gallery 20 Milk. Portland. line for thIS juried show is May 1. Applica­ Barbara Cooney'. "'sland Boy" year In Israel with his paternal presses the artist's observation Newwork by Peter Andres and Bruce Piz­ tions are 9vailable by writing the Cham­ Barbara Cooney, Maine author and illus­ ~f blendings of strong tradi­ zichillo through Apr 29. 772-9072. ber of Commerce of the Greater Portland trator, shares her most recent book Apr 5, grandparents, Greenhut Gall.lt_ 146 Middle, Port­ Region, 142 Free St., Portland, 04101 or 7:30 pm at Morse High School (Rm. 9), When Maftir was return­ tions everywhere in the world. land. Original artwork by Chris Neilson, by calling 722-2811, High SI., Bath. For more information, call ing to the United States in the One of the most meaning­ Start your Day off Right ... Frederick McDutt, Neil Welliver, Glenn Special Project In Art. Education 443-1316. Renell. Jane Dahmen and others through ApplICation deadline IS Mar 31 for grants M.naglng In the New Buel_. CIi· fall of 1987, his plane was ful paintings for foday's audi­ Mar 31. Hours: Mon-Sat 10:30 am-5:30 for the collaboration between schools and ",.te James Hayes, publisher of For­ ence might be the 7' x 9' paint­ pm. 772-2693. cultural institutions and professional de­ tune maQazine, speaks on the business groun~ed at Bangor airport. velopment for teachers. For more infor­ communIty's involvement in educational He decided totakea littlejaunt ing of a group of well-known mation. write Maine Arts CommISSIon, reform Apr 5 at the Greater Portland ~ortland street people stand­ Put on a happy face! Chamber of Commerce's Eggs & Issues in this northeast comer of schools+libraries State House Station #25. 55 Capitol St., Portland SchoOl of Art, 619 Congress, Augusta 04333 or call 289-2724. breakfast at the Sonesta Hotel, Pordand. America, which he had never Ing on the porch of one of the Portland. Surface and Intent: Works by Coffee is served at 7:15 am; breakfast at great columned houses on the .,' 'J Joseph Amar, Carole Seborovski and Ford 7:50. Cost is $8 prepaid. To register, call visited. One look at the spec­ Joe Boxers ~\('I;,I~.11\ \!",\.,,~.\"Y~t~.~ Beckman through Apr 26 at the Baxter 772-2811. tacular landscape of Hancock "Yes tern Promenade. The g)o­ Gallery; An Idiosyncratic History of Pho­ CrI.1a and Culture In latin America no,us ~olden light 5uffusing the Mexican novelist Carlos Fuentes speaks and Washington counties con- $13.50 tography through Apr 21 at The Photo vinced him to remain in this Mafttr'S "Political Wedding» painting and illuminating both · \ :):.:J C: Galiery (Hours: Mon-Thu 8 am-9:30 pm, Apr 6,8:15 pm in Pickard Theater, Bow­ . Fri 8 am-5 pm, Sun 11 am-4 pm.) doin College, Brunswick. Free and open visual paradise. Since Novem­ the people and the building Bowdoin College Museum of' Art, to the public. For more information, call works is perfectly executed and offers that possibility that we Bunches of © ~I' : ~ Brunswick: Picasso: Imaginary Portraits, 725-3151. ber 1987 he has been working represents the accomplishment 1969 through June 4. (Hours: Tue-Fri 10 Juclal.... In New England Lecture alone in an abandoned fann in will all begin to share what we Boxers to (",: (: Q; (.\ am-4 pm, Sat 10 am-S pm and Sun 2-5 given as part of the 'Expiorations in New of various six-month periods have with one another. This m. 725-3275.) England Spirituality" series being offered Whiting, a town near Machias. in the artis t's oeuvre. choose from) ~ I! ~~ J.nlva,.lty of Southem Maine A by The General Theological Center of His only company has been painting is called "Gimme Timely Encounter: 19th Century Photog- Maine Apr 6, 7:30 pm at the State Street In the second room we are Shelter." raphy of Japan through Mar 30 at ttie Church, 159 State, Portland. Cost is $5. from his satellite dish and TV treated to 10 large paintings USM Art Gallery in Gorham. (Hours: Sun­ For more information, call 847-2214. and his golden retriever, Even the opening reception , Thu 12-4pm. 780-5009); Works by Maine Ea.t andWe.t: Comp.rlng Chine.. Ish~ executed within the past year. .... maeL last ~.eek offered a blending of , , Women Artists: Abby Shahn, Cicely .nd Amerlc.n Educ.tion lecturel .all "Blending JUST BRING Thes~ r~present ~ y\ry~-----' .. Aikman, Marjorie Moore, Sherry Miller, discussion by Zhu Hong, a Chinese ex­ traditions. Musicians played \'fl Ul\ • It was a great surprise last • Cathy Kaelin, Anne Gresinger, Gretchen change student at USM and Barlbara TraditIons, the title of the ~- typica~ Israeli horas on Japa­ ,.. Lagner, Susan Webster and Lisa Brunell Rothenburger, an American teacher who week to attend the outstand­ show. co" gl", ood \\ I at the Area Gallery, USM Campus Center has taught at Fudan University in Shang­ ing show of this reclusive art­ nese Instruments. Refresh­ ·• ~3 moulton st. portlana,goodl.~ me 04101 t:\~ (Hours: Mon-Sat 10 am-10 pm, Sun 12-5 hai Apr 6, 7 pm a\ Thomas MemOrial Oneofmy favOrites is called , ' ~ 1 ments consisted of sushi made , C 207773-5181 • pm. 780-4090.) Library, 6 Scott Dyer Rd., Cape Ertza­ ist. The exhibition is taking "Mother and Father." This 6' x IT TO US! Olin Art. Center Bates College, Lewis­ SEN Ebeth. Free and open to the public. for place through April30 at a new from gefilte fish and lox and We specialize in copying and restoring r ton. Fine Arts Faculty: New VIsions, an M.ry B.ker Eddy .nd Chrl.tl.n Sel· more information, call 799-1720. 7' oil, in dark colors with an miso soup with matzo balls. exhibition 01 paintings, frescoes and ce­ ence Lecture given as part of the 'Expio­ Women Bu.lne.. Ownera of gallery, The Miss Portland almost Rembrandt-like illumi­ old, faded and· damqged photographs. · ramics by artists Robert Feintuch, Paul rations in New England Spirituality' se­ Greater Portland Monthly meeting Gallery, located in an aban­ Gallery owner Thomas R~ving, Heroux, Donald Lent and Joseph Nico­ ries being offered by The General Theo­ focuses on getting new clients Apr6, 6 pm nation, depicts the Ark of the newly settled in Portland's We process and print all black and white letti (through Mar 31); Recent Work: logical Center of Maine Mar 30, 7:30 pm at the Chamber of Commerce Board doned warehouse in back of Covenant with the Ten Com­ film and we can make black and white Mozambique and Beyond, an exhibition at the State Street Church, 159 State, Room. 142 Free St., Portland. For reser­ the Miss Portland Diner on south end, looks forward to of pastels and watercolors by Bulgarian Portland. Cost is $5. For more informa­ vations or information, call Becky Erickson mandments in Hebrew (the welcoming the Greater Port­ prints from your color originals. We're ... artist Stefan Kantardjiev. 786-8158. tion, call 847-2214. at 761-()041. Marginal Way in Portland. central element in any syna­ The Joan Whitney Payeon Gallery Computer Pro'es.lonal. for Socl•• Hlp Surgery and a Handicapped land art community. He is also · Maftir's work is divided into gogu~) as the backdrop for an ! - of Art Westbrook College, 716 Stevens Re.ponslbility Marc Lesvesque dis­ Skiing Program are the topic of dis­ offering special programs for Ave, Portland. Kuniyoshi: Warriors, cusses the 'Humane TechnologIst' pro­ cussion at the Apr7 meeting of the Friends two groups-retrospective and unbelIevably tranquil and se­ Ghosts and Natural Wonders: Japanese gram he developed at USM within non­ of Maine Medical Center. First part of the ~ew ~or.ks. Each body of paint­ the homeless, for the refugee Prints by Utagawa Kuniyoshi from Spring­ credit computer courses Mar 30. 5:30 pm program is a discussion of joint surgery rene golden Buddha, which sits resettlement program, for JUS J • field Museum of Art through Apr 9. Hours: in Room 340. PRVTI, 196 Allen Ave., and hip replacement; the second part mgs IS dIsplayed in a different with absolute confidence and Tue-Fri 10 am- 4 pm, Thu 10 am-9 pm, Portland. For more information, call Alan focuses on the Maine Handicapped Skiing room. The atmosphere of the people from nurSing homes, , Sat 1-5 pm. 797-9546. White at 781-2613. ' Program, which teaches downhill skiing authOrity in front of the Ark. and for physically handi­ Revolution, Family .nd Women'. to the physically handicapped. The pres­ gallery is very large, with cin­ Viewing this picture one can­ ·, Liberation In the Soviet Union entabon begIns at 10 am (coffee at 9:30 ?er block walls, excellent light­ capped visitors, and for the , out., town Lecture given by Wendy Goldman of am) in the Charles A. Dana Health Center not help but have confidence visually impaired. "I want to Share the Romance Chri.tine'. Gallery 24 US Rt. 1, Yar­ Carnegie Mellon lJniversity Mar 30, 7:30 at Maine Med. Free and open to the Ing, and 4000 square feet of t~at somehow the great and · mouth. Exhibit of work by local artists pm in the USM Portland Campus Center public. For more information, call 871- floor space covered in beauti­ do something new and decent Joseph Cousins, Evelyn Winter Pogorzel­ Amphitheater. Free and open to the public. 2205. diverse religions of the world, in t~is town for the arts," says at Portland's iski, Nancy DeYoung, and Carmen Melito For more information, call 780-4440. Networi(ofPFOre..ional•• nd Small ful mauve gray industrial car­ and their practitioners, will find through Apr 7. Hours: Mon-Sat 10 am-8 Northe•• t Christian Church Study Bu.I_.e. is an organozation of suc­ pet. ROVing. pm. Thu until 8 pm. 846-6128. and discussion course, "Meeting Jesus," cess and goal oriented peopie, creating a solace in their common ground The Center for The Art. 804 Wash­ offered Thursdays at 7 pm at Northeast network referral system among profes­ . The first room has 10 paint­ Great Little rather than their differences. Sherry .Miller. artist and writer, wonders HIACK & WHI ington, Bath. Spring Juried Show Apr 7- Christian Church, 159 Sawyer St., S. sionals and businesses within the Greater Ing~, r~presenting all the major May 2. Hours: Tue-Fri 10am-4 pm, Sat 12 Portland. Free and open to the public. For Portland area. The network is limited to Another unusual picture of If her ho~stic dentist didn't do something to -4 pm. 442-8455. more information, call 767-3356. one person representing his or her pro­ penod s of MaWr's work to Maftir's, this one with more her tongue in her cheek fast week. Italian Restaurant Altorney Gener.I'. Office Gallery Portland Write,.' Networi( Lyn Riddle, fession or trade. The next meeting will be April fool.!! Space sixth floor of the State Office stringer with "The New York Times,' will held Apr 20, 6 pm at the Saulter Chiro­ 54 YORK STREET, PORTlAND, ME 04101 Building, Augusta. Tapestries by Mary speak on working for a national newspa­ practic Center, 3 Fundy Rd .• Falmouth. Lane of Brewer and hno cuts by Holly per Mar 31, 7:30 pm in the Public Safety To register call Tim Saulter at 781-2003 41 Middle St. • Portland Berry of Waldoboro are on display through Building, 109 Middle, Portland. Free and or773-35~ 761-5861 -9"~~.,.e..?n.- - Mar 31 . For more information, call 289- open to the public, but contrIbutions to 390 Fore S1. 773-3080 774-2972 2724. PWN are welcome. For more information, call 871-0466 or 775-0985. ~ORE ••• Casco Bay W_kIy Impri.olVll.nt of Children In South F ....h Start Four-week smoking cessa­ March 30,19.9 23 Africa South African activist Nomegoda tionelass offered by Mercy Hospital begins Sangweni and her ll-year-old daughter Apr 3,7-8:30 pm. Fee is $40. To register, speakMar31, 7pm in Chase Hall Lounge, call the Patient Education Department at Bates College, Lewiston. Free and open 879-3197. QUALITY SPEAKS to the public. For more information, call Chol•• t.rol Education: Whet To Do 786-6330. When Your Numb.r I. Up Two-part FOR ITSELF Ca.co B.y C ....ns meeting Apr 2, 7 pm program oUei-ad by Mercy Hospital Apr 4 at 535 Ocean Ave, Portland. For more in­ and 11,6.30-7.30 pm. Fee IS $25, pre­ fonnation, contact Ron Feintech at 772- registration is required. For more infor­ by Frank Gaziano 5581. mation, call the Patient Education De­ PAUSICA Monthly educational meeting partment at 879-3197. A double challenge! coaches tell you not to do ... He waved open to all Apr 3, 7 pm at the Immanuel Peopl.'. RegIonal OpportunIty Pro­ Here's a baseball oddity ..•The biggest hisanns and moved his head all around Baptist Church, 156 High, Portland. For gram is offering two free, public work­ paid altendam:e for any baseball game as he ran ... Yet, Zatopek beat all the more infonnation, call n3-7873 shops at The Family Resource Center, was NOT for a World Series game or greatest runners in the world (who Fann.,., Food and the Clobal 131 Spring, Portland. Learning to live with Insld.SENSE the CrIminal MInd: New Pe.... Sup.rmarket Max Singer, author of PMS IS the subject of one being offered even a regular season game - but for an used perfect form) not in one race, or .pectlv•• on Antl.oclal B.hevlor -Passage to the Human World:will speak on Apr 4, 1-2 pm. 'The Nibble Theory" is exhibitiongame! ... Theall­ two or threee, but in Two-day seminar offered by SMVTI as part of the World Affairs Council series another on personal growth offered Apr 5, time baseball attendance four different Olympic Continuing Education and Department of 'GrElat Decisions '89- Apr 3, 7:30 pm at 9 am·12 noon. For more information, call record of 93,103 was set races ... And he not only Law Enforcement Technology Apr 13-14 Temple Beth-EI, 400 Deering Ave, Port­ 874-1144. at SMVTI: Seminar will be led by Dr. land. Tickets are $5 public, $3 for World S.xuallty - Und.,.tandlng and R .. for an exhibition game won four gold medals Stanton E. Samenow and topics include Affairs Council members, $1 for students. building is the topic of this week's Di­ between the Dodgers and but set new Olympic mythS about the causes of crime, the For more information, call 780-4551. vorce Perspectives meetinlj Apr 5, 7:30 Yankees at the Los Ange­ records in each of the cnminal's view of himselfhlerself, and Bush Administration's Civil Right. pm atWoodfords Congregational Church, les Coliseum in 1959, events! deterrents to criminal behavior. Seminar Agenda Sadhbh Neilan of the Maine 202 Woodforels, Portland. Open to the is designed for law enforcement and Lesbian-Gay Pol~ical Alliance speaks Apr public. Donation $1.50. For more infor­ LOOKING honoring Roy Campanella Yes, compare these mental health professionals. Registration 3, 8 pm in Chase Hall Lounge, Bates mation, call Ingraham Volunteers at 774- ...No other baseball game two super-premium fee is $95 including refreshments,lunches College, Lewiston. Free and open to the HELP. A BASEBALL PRIMER EVEN A KID COULD UNDERSTAND has ever topped thal beers - Mlchelob and and materials. For more information, call public. For more infonnation, call 786- Manny .nd Sandra She.kln Brot­ The quality orMlchelob Mlchelob Light - 799-7303 ext 244. 6330. man Full Gospel Business Mens' Fel­ MaIn. Innk.pp.,. A ••oclatlon R and Mlchelob Lighttruly Candldat•• Night Opportunity to meet lowship International invite the public to brewed hy Anheuser· Annual Scholarship Programs Applica­ candidates for Portland City Council and hear the teaching of this intemationally­ speak ror themselves. Birds, bees and baseball Busch - The world's tions are now being accepted from stu­ the School Committee sponsored by the known couple in Yeshua, the Messiah, Compare the taste or these brands to best brewers. dents who have been accepted ataccred­ Portland Democratic Committee Apr 4, 7 Apr 8. The Brotman's will be at Valle's other brands - this Is a great chal· Only nine men in the entire history of ited schools which offer hotel administra­ pm at Franklin Towers, 211 Cumberland Restaurant, Brighton Ave, Portland at 9 Justtheothermorning,Ihad He used to say that he would kids when they were good and tion and culinary sciences. For further Ave., Portland. For more infonnation, call am; admission is $5. There will be a lenge from these truly great super big league baseball have ever hit 50 or infonnation and applications contact: 871-7232. Seder at 6:30 pm at the Atrium Ballroom, a strategy breakfast with my pay money to play the game. selfish when they were bad, premium beers. more home runs in one season ... How Edward Langlois, Executive Director of Femlnl.t Ethic. and In Vitro FertilI­ Cook's Corner, Brunswick. Admission is two sons and as usual we talked Nick: Papa, when I become the fans bought more season One of the amazing Olympic runners in many of these nine do you think you the Maine Innkeepers Association, 14~ zation Rosemarie Tong speaks Apr 5, $11.95 in advance, $12.75 at the door. about two things: (1) whether famous as a profeSSional base­ history was a man named Emil Zatopek can name? ... Here they are ... Roger Free St., Portland, 04101 or phone 773- 7:30 pm in Beam Classroom, Visual Arts Forreservations for Valle's, call 799-1324, tickets than in any other year in 7670. Application deadline is Apr 15. 799-8638, or 854-1777. For reservations of Czechoslovakia... When he ran in the Maris... Babe Ruth ... Hank Greenberg Center, Bowdoin College, Brunswick. For or not all their laundry was put ball player, I'll never charge for their history. more infonnation, call 725-3151. for the Seder, call 4434591, 729-0332 or away, and (2) sports stuff. I've my autograph, and I will try to 1948 and 1952 Olympics. trackexpens .. .Jinuny Foxx ... Hack Wilson.•. Ralph BegInnIng at . Hom.: Tackling 784-7014. Reservations for the Seder Patrick: Why would smart said he had the worstnmning form they Kiner ... Mickey Mantle •.. Johnny Hous.hold Hazardou. Wast. Jen­ must be made by Apr ,. mentioned this indispensable get you tickets to every game, people pay so much money for ever saw ... He did everything that track Mize... and Willie Mays. nifer Jones of Clean Harbors Association The Nutrition and Fitnes. Chal­ pair of cohorts on a regular Will you still be writing sports speaks Apr 6, 4 pm in Daggett Lounge, I.nge One-da¥ workshop on the rela­ season tickets to watch Kinder­ Wentworth Hall, Bowdoin College, Brun­ tionship of nutntion to athletic perform­ basis in this column. Their then? caredropoulswhoweremoney Everyone connected with the swick. For more information, call 725- ance and optimal health Apr 8,9 am-4:30 perception of sports heroes is Papa: God willing, I hope recent commissioning in 3151. pm on the USM Portland Campus. Appli­ hungry jerks in their spare Portland of the BIW-bullt Aegis Public Health on the Firing Line cation deadline is Apr 5. For more infor­ innocently built on great num- so. It sure beats working. time? Conference and workshop on the future mation, call Lifeline at 780-4170. bers from last season, glossy Patrick: Are you going to March 31- April I Dry Dock, Portland cruiser Phllllpine Sea. 01 public health in Maine Apr 24,10 am-3 Contact Improvl.atlon Dane. Papa: Maybe these fans pm in the Augusta Civic Center. Spon­ Work. hop Open to enthusiasts of all MVP cards, and heavily spon- take us to opening day in Fen­ weren't so smart. April 7-8 Port Garden, Kennebunkport sored by the Maine Health Policy Advi­ levels and experience and led by Danny sored products from K-Mart, way Park, April 10, against the sOl)' Council, Maine Public Health Asso­ Trenner Apr 8, 1 :30-7 pm and Apr 9, 10 Nick: Papa, can you review ciation and the Maine Department of am-S pm at Montanero-Hurll Studio, 616 Sears and Toys 'R' Us. Indians. again what an affair is? DON'T GET MAD••• GET UPSET! OUT ON THE TOWN Human Services. Registration, including Congress St., Portland. For more infor­ Actually, theirnaiveteabout Papa: Aren't you worried Papa: Sure, Nick. If a batter L------______-...J lunch and materials, is $15. Registration mation, call 775·5645. "big leaguers" is refreshing about missing a day at school? WEEKNIGHTS 7:00 PM deadline is Apr 5. For more information, Sup.r Cltl.s Walk Fundraising event hits the baseball out of bounds call Deborah Deatrick at 780-4430. for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society because it is the same one I Patrick: Papa, is that your it's a foul. If he hits the ball on UHF CHANNEL 24 The Evil. of Ozone Depl.tlon and Apr 9, starting in S. Portland at 9 am. For How It Aff.ct. You Lecturegiven Mar more infonnation, call 761-5815. once shared. Anyway, here's April Fool's question? Are you the playing field anywhere, it's 30, 8 pm in Chase Hall Lounge, Bates Blo-energetlc/Core Energ.tlc Ex­ how the conversation tran- pretending to be crazy? gonna be a' fair. College, Lewiston. Free and open to the .rcis. CIa.. starting Apr ", Tues­ public. For more information, call 786- days, 6:30-8 pm. Classes offered by spired between three General Papa: I would like to see Nick: Why did Boggs get in 6330. Pamela Chubbuck, Yannouth Profes­ Manager-types over a box of Clemens pitch. Although he's trouble for that? Affordabl. Hou.lng Forum with Ann sional Arts Building, 37 U.S. Rt. 1, Yar­ Knowles, Anne Pringle, Janet Raffel, mouth. For more Information, call 846- Cap'n Crunch with kiwi slices. been a pain this year, asking Papa: Mostly because he Nathan Smith and Annette Hoglund Mar 0800. Patrick (age 8): Papa, why for the moon and complaining allowed this woman, Margo 30, 7 pm at the Holiday Inn by the Bay, H.aven Can't Wait Talk given by Kevin Spring St., Portland. Open to the public, John Higgins on personaUplanetary trans­ do the Red Sox want to trade about everything under the Adams, on the playing field but reservations are required. For more fonnation - a metaphysical perspective. Wade Boggs? I mean he's won sun. where she wasn't allowed. information, call the League of Women Emphasis placed upon spirituaUscientific fi ve batting titles in a row, Voters at 774-3289. meaning of oneness, honoring/express­ Patrick: Papa, that's not • ing your will, role of illuminati, inevitable he's good for 200-plus hits, . ..' soclaUearth changes and space beings the whole story. BUY • SELL • TRADE Apr 14, 7 pm at Luther Bonney Audito­ and he's a good fielding " Papa: It's enough for rium, USM Portland. For ticket informa­ third baseman, It just .: .:... . Nick right now, tion, call One of Hearts at 774-0308 or doesn't make any sense to : ...... BODY 871-0287. Patrick: If! grew up and Trading Women and S.1f E.t_m Six-week me. broke my leg at age 17 and educational and experimental workshop presented by Crescent Moon Workshops. Papa (an old man): Pat­ it couldn't be straightened Wise Co. Inc. Six Mondays starting Apr 17, 7-9 pm in rick, there are a lot of rea­ out for some strange rea­ Portland. For more infonnation, call 773- ThePlace~ 7117. sons why the Red Sox want son which, of course, af­ • 1 ~98 Congress Street, Portland Llf.llne will be offering a variety of health to trade him. Boggs is sort 425 Forest Avenue, Portland I & L fected my speed and made Openl..- to the Light Experimental and fitness activities in April. Classes are Near Interstate 295 workshop providin!j basic tools for ac­ designed for men and women, llHlOyears of making trouble and it impossible for me to be a ~3932_ cessing Universal Wisdom. Introduction to of age. Activities include Cardiovascular causing embarrassment for profeSSional baseball OJ sound/music heafing, spiritual use of Fitness, Fly Tying Workshops, The Nutri­ 774-2091 crystals, learning to see auras, dowsing tion and Fitness Challenge, Weight Wise the team. And his affair player, would you still like _ .I . as a guidance tool and exploring the and Smoke Free. Free brochures are with Margo Adams didn't me? Diamonds • Gold • Silver • Watches Tax myths and practical uses of channelling. available by calling 780-4170. t ; help. • - Rings· Stereos • TVs • Musical Instruments Workshop held Apr " 10 am-4 pm at Young Fathe,. Program of the Port­ Papa: I would be the ~ anxiety'. Friends Meetinghouse, 1845 Forest Ave, land YMCA needs volunteer mentors to Nick (age 6): What is proudest, happiest man Tools • Antiques • Guns • VCRs Portland. Donation $35. To pre-register work with young fathers . Training is sched­ the big deal about going to a Nick: Do they really pay ali ve that you weren't in vol ved • SUBS .J FEDERAL call, 363-4005. uled in April, Monday evenings, 7-8:30 Int.rnatlonal R.fuge.. arriving in pm althe YMCA, 70 ForeslAve, Portland. fair with someone? baseball players to run around in the mucky-muck. 4 STORES TO SERVE YOU Phone help Maine need hosts to provide temporary For more information, call 874-1111 x ·• Tall questions Patrick: Nick, now you're like I do in T-BalI? Nick: How about if my leg 1 498 Congress Street, Portland • 330 Lisbon Street, Lewiston shelter, orientation, and advocacy. If you 291. 1·800·424-1040 can make a three-month commitment to Women In Nurturing Croup Sup­ getting into that stuff about the Papa: Some of them, like r 155 Front Street, Bath· 185 Water Street, Augusta stayed okay and I became faster Weekdays 8 am-8 pm help a new arrival, call the Refugee Re­ port (WINGS) need a volunteer to work spenns meeting the eggs and Clemens, get a couple of mil­ and stronger and I always hit • Saturday g am·2 pm settlement Program at 871-7437. In their offices two _afternoons a week. • PASTA DINNERS ,r Sunday 12 noon-4 pm R.fuge. R.seUI.ment Program is Call the Center for Voluntary Action at making babies with someone lion dollars a year. the ball a'fair and went on to .... "'We buy anything worth buying" looking for a volunteer to manage their 874-1015 for more infonnation. Forms only Portland YWCA is offering a variety of you really care about - like Nick: Is thatmore than what become a profeSSional baseball 1·800-424-FORM donation center, which collect household · , goods and second hand furniture to dis­ activities for adults and children starting Morn showed us in that book. you get for sportswriting or player? Weekdays 8 am-8 pm trubute to refugees. A three-month time the week of Apr 3. All classes require Saturday 9 am-3 pm Nick: I'd rather talk about more than Morn gets selling ·.- ' BUY • SELL • TRADE commitment is requested and the work advance registration. Activities include Papa: That would really ~ can be done at any convenient time. For aquacises, arthritis aquacises, advance baseball. Wally Joyner of the her sweaters? hurt, my son. Somehow, some­ • FRIED DINNERS ! ' Walk-in help more information, call the Center for Vol­ lifesaving,aerobics, karate, ~feguardtrain­ Angels is my favorite player. Papa: It's more than twice Federal Building untary Action at 874-1015. ing, pre-natal exercises, self-defense for way, I'd try to find a way to live • 151 Forest Avenue Bab~ Fair Choosing child care, proper women, swim lessons and yoga. For a He was the first card I ever got. what your mother and I make, with it. Would you mind chang­ free Spring Program Catalogue, call the Portland nutntion for infants, developing childhood literacy and promoting health for children YWCA at 874·1130. Papa, who's your favorite combined. ing your last name? Weekdays 8:30 am-4:30 pm are among the topics presented at a Baby C.nter for Perfonnance Studies is player of all time? Patrick: Nick, don't be ri­ Nick: How about to Nicho­ • COLD DRINKS Portland Public Library Fair Apr 2, 12:30-4:30 pm at the Jewish offering a new session of acting classes Papa: Willie Mays. Room 113 Community Center, 57 Ashmon~ Port­ beginning Apr 3. Classes are held for 10 diculous. Professional baseball las Cap'n Crunch? Monument Square land. Professionals in education, the weeks in Studio III at Ram Island Dance, Nick: Who's he play for? players get paid from the Papa: Perfect. You'd give Wed and Fri medical field and in child care programs 2SA Forest Ave, Portland. Classes for Papa: He used to play for money the fans give to see the g am-l pm will make presentations throughout the adults, children and high school students. Wheaties a run for their money 773-4761 afternoon. Free and open to the public. For more information, call 774-2776. the New York Giants and then games. For example, with our and make a fortune from For more infonnation, call 772-1959. T ••n and Young Adult Clinic at Maine • TAKE-OUT Yoga C.nter Op.n Hou•• Free Medical Center, Mondays 4-8 pm. Ap­ the San Francisco Giants. There allowance we could buy a ticket Quaker in the breakfast cereal MAINE classes and open house at the Yoga pointments are requested, but walk·ins are five things a great baseball to a Red Sox game. advertising market. Phone help Cente(s new studio space on Apr 2. are welcome. For people ages 13-21. For player must do. Papa: Just imagine all the Tall questions Be9inning Yoga Class, 1-2 pm; Yoga and appointments or more information, call Pa trick: Morn said she'd call 871-2763. 1-800-452-1983 ral Chi Chuan Demonstration, 2-3 pm; .Patrick: Is one of them hav­ money you could win by in­ us in sick on opening day. Are Intennediate Yoga Class, 3-4 pm at The Tran.upport is a non-profit, non-sexual, Weekdays 11 am-4 pm Yoga Center, Thompson Point, Portland. social and educational peersupportgroup ing a great agent? vesting your dollars in an in­ we going? , Forms Only For more information, call 799-4449. for transsexuals, crossdressers, their Papa: No, at least it stant lottery ticket. And you'd Papa: Yes, all right, we'll go 4 1·800·388-5811 H.alth .c.... nings The Health Promo­ families, friends and people interested in shouldn't be. The real five have to win the lottery twice if · 24 hours a day tion Program of Community Health Serv­ gender issues. Meetings are held every to the opener at Fenway. But if I ' Office and Industrial ices, Inc. will sponsor adult health screen­ other Sunday at 6 pm. For more informa­ things are hit, hit with power, you wanted to cover refresh­ either of you coconuts pays Walk-in help ings for diabetes, anemia, colo rectal tion, call 854-3528 or write to Transup­ run, field and throw. Mays' ments and parking. even a penny for any Federal Building cancer and high blood pressure: Apr 3, 10 port. P.O. Box 17622. Portland 04101. Support Equipment: am-l pm, Safety Building on Chebeague The AIDS ProJ.ct, 22 MonumentSquare combination of all five things Room 2001 Nick: Are you April fooling ballplayer's autograph, I'm Island; Apr ", 9:30-11 :30 am, Oak Leaf (fifth floor), Portland, lists many support was tough to beat. The only us, Papa? 151 Forest Avenue Terrace In Freeport; Apr 13, 10 am-12 groups around Portland for PWAs and disowning you as my son. Pallet jaeks, eonveyors, shelving, pallet Portland noon, Salvation Army, Cumberland Ave, the lovers, caregivers and friends of thing that bothers me is that Papa: I wish I was. The Nick: Round trip, Pat. Weekdays Portland; Apr 19, 9:30-11 :30 am, Com­ PWAs. For more information, call 774- Willie Mays travels around the racks and hundreds of related Items 8 am-12 pm munity Building inWindham;Apr 19, 1 :30- 6877. amazing thing is that during .. - 1-4 pm 3:30 pm, Fire Station in Falmouth/Cum­ country and charges kids and an off-season in which the Red Mike Quinn, once a loyal pennant-wav­ • berland; Apr 24, 1-3 pm, Town Hall in grown-up kids for autographs. Sox acted like kindergarten ing fan, is now a swilling cynic. He lives Scarborough; Apr 26, 9:30-11:30 am, SI. ~ORE ••• vicariously through his children's sports Anne's Church In Gorham. For more in­ •~ THE WAREHOUSE dreams. ~ fonnation, call 775-7231 ext. 551 or 1011- • - 260 Commereial St., Portland, ME • 773·5677 free 1-800-643-4331. -. , ' ' I' ;" 25

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Spiritually of Americal is Portland's lastfirsttwolettersintheword"bone,"whose two letters lead to "nest," and then ~~ ~. WILDMAN wicked into adventure, Therapist at Acupuncture COLLEGE STUDENT with newest source for invest­ [JJ- Health Care- a natural based. 73 Deering St. Port­ FORD BRONCO" 1987, "stab," and so on.) nature, outdoor stuff, canoes, land. 775--5903 5-speed. Excellent condi­ truck available to do odd ment quality stereo equip­ - sailboats, cabins, expeditions, health care center offering jobs. Very handy and can fix ment. We have B&K Compo­ See if you can identify them below. acupuncture, massage, di­ JUNGIAN Psychology tion. 29,000 miles. Touch 4 1) ______animals, gardening ... runs quiet wheel drive plus many op­ most anything. Excellent nents, LTD; PROTON Audio etary consultations, osteo­ Seminars. Thursday, March engineering business as a front. tions. $10,995 or best offer. references. 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