INSIDE: New Dance Festival features contemporary dance, page 9 I BreezeJames Madison University's Student Newspaper 1 Volume 84, Issue 5 Mondoy, Seplembef 10, 2007 -ft What's in a name? Rocktown Restaurant changes name "I The name 1 was recognizable to what charging Mrfl bja before," owner Mike Comfort in response to lawsuit said. "It was sort of a nickname with empl- »yees anyways." Title complaint was made against the BtSH»YN»STUKG restaurant in downtown Harrisonburg at door i*H writer by t lie Copper Cellar Corporation of Knoxville. Tcnn. According to 77ie Daily Campus was no! the only place thai New.-i-Record, Calhoun's was sued for Owner says cover underwent changes this summer. While trademark infringement and dilution, many students were away. Calhoun's, a unfair competition and cyber-squatting. 1 created to comply local downtown eaten, experienced a which is the use of an Internet domain total transformation Dam' trademarked by someone else. The Following a lawsuit filed by a restau- Knoxville corporation had previously had with ABC regulations rant and brewery company in Tennessee thebi and name. Calhoun's. trademarked for SUSAN SOHHHUrT/arfl pkt>r»W of the same name, Calhoun's was forced its eifht restaurants throughout Tennessee. to change its name. Now, after some BY KALEIGH MAHER In order to avoid confusion between the IS* restaurant formerly known n Colhwn's olfkioUy change its name lo Colly's, effective July debate, you can get your Smokin' Scottish news editor restai irants. one had to change its name. I. Despite Us almost lOyeot existence as Calhoun's, the establishment was sued for trademark ale and Whiskey Chicken burger from mlrinaement by a Tennessee busniness with Hie same none Cally's Restaurant & Brewing Co. MUlirS.Mji4 People in line at Rocktown Grill on Thursday nighl wen surprised to find that they had to fork over S", t<> net i" the front door. According to own. t'li'. RoCktOWn "as in it meet ing the state Alcoholic Bc\ stage Control regulated ratio for food to (leverage sales. In order to balance the ratio. Rocktown Results of new study will be implementing a $5 minimum food purchase al the door on Thursday nights Patrons pa> the covet chime and are presented with ticket the\ can redeem ordering ofl .1 limited menu at any time. Coe hard to swallow 1 said Rocktown plans to van New England Journul of Medicine finds possible link between oral sex and throat cancer the menu from week to wi •other than that, we doni want tO change Thursday nights," he said. "We want peo- ple to enjoy themselves BY ASHUY HOPKINS swallowing, according to the American Cancer thought the number of times someone engaged in Coe also said be thinks Mi fdrtoc Society. Minor salivary glands that make saliva lo the act would be more of risk factor. this will have to be a perma- keep the mouth moist and aid in digesting food, "I don't think it will change anyone's behav- nent change to meet the ABC For years health care providers have pushed can also be affected by the cancer. ior," she said. "It's one of those statistics that you requirement, and while there oral sex off as one of the safer forms of an, hut ,t The study did not determine whether Gardasil, hear and forget about because it doesn't affect your has been sonic negative ran new study may discredit this theory. Fur the first a vaccine designed to fight HPV, would protect the daily life." tion, overall it has been posi- time, researchers may have found a link between sexual active against oral infections. Further tot- Sophomore Megan Park said she recommends tive. oral sex and throat cancer. ing is needed. STI testing in order to safeguard against the cancer The ranCtlOP that I \e put The study, reported in Tfte Neu England While the study found that fellatio and cun- and other health LWM ten from mast people is great." Journal of Medicine, found that oral human papil- nilingus are the main modes of transmission This may be practical advice, as ao million between sexually active partners, it could also be ■aid lomavirus (HPV) infection is strongly associated people are currently infected with HPV, and Coe looks at the minimum with oropharyngcal r.imvi ..mnnp subj- vis. Those be passed through mouth-to-mouth contact. In fifty percent 0! sexually active people will be food purchase as a sen ire to who engage in oral sex with more than addition, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, HIV and infected with the virus at some point, accord- patrons, saying that now peo- six partners throughout their lifetime other sexually transmitted infection can be ing to the Center for Disease Control ple won't have to stop for food are up to nine times more likely spread through oral sex. reported The and Prevention. JMU's on their wa\ hone. to develop the cancer. In addi- Journal. lealth center is open "I want people to leave feel- tion The Journal reported that While the risks are appar- to all concerned ing like they got good value people who have had 26 vagi- ent, students have mixed students, and can for the mone\ tli-\ spent on nal-sex partners are also at an reactions to the results of provide STI test- entertainment, on food on the increased risk. the study. ing, methods of whole evening," he said This link is apparent with "The endorphins contraceptive, Patrons have mixed or without the established that you get from sexual and Gardasil. ings toward this change. risk factors of tobacco and relationships counteract alcohol use. reported The any kind of throat can- Senior Mallika Saim aaid Journal. cer issues or threats." she understood win the\ had Oropharyngeal cancer affects to do it and even though a lot the oral cavity and oropharynx. of people were upset about it which helps with on Thursday night, she d 1 breathing, think it is that hip of a deal. talking, "As long as it doesn't go eating, above $5 I'll probably keep chew- going," she laid 1 n g Senior Amanda Portman said she does not like the and change "What if I don't want to eat while I m there'" she s.iid. Portman said the change will affect hew often aha goes to Rocktown. "I would normalK go DM ty much even* Thursday, she said. "But now I'm going to have to pick my Rocktown nights." Portman said she could have used the $5 for ■OHM thing dec "That's like one more drink I could have gotten, ahc Mid Coe said he has heard that Thurada) nights at Rocktown can lie a staple in some ,IM1' students college evpen I

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lYKUYCOMIff the first time," senior Ruth Martini have prepared themselves Intake the said. "But for my second test I am test, changes or not. going to try my hardest to avoid the "I'm hoping to go to graduate The GRF: has canceled its total revised version." school after graduation,"' senior Erin makeover, choosing instead to roll The Graduate Record Bennett said. "Whether it's right out changes in a more gradual RksD- KxaminaTion is a standardized test away or in a few years, I want to get ion. required for admission by many the ti st out of the way now." The Educational Testing Service graduate schools across tin- United Originally, ETS planned to com- had previously announced plans for States. Like the SATs, the test is pletely scrap the old version and a complete overhaul of the test in develo|>cd . administered and scored launch a new version of the test that 2006, arranging for a revised version by the Educational Testing Service, would be longer in length, formatted to premiere in 2007. a nonprofit institution. The test is differently and contain more difficult However, as of April 2, ETS can- focused on several areas and pro- question content and types. celed plans for the revised version, vides math and verbal scores as a However, the nonprofit decided saying that they will instead incorpo- means of ranking students applying not to implement the overall changes to graduate schools. because they feared that the new rate gradual changes into the test. photo iHrtrotwt by SIMM SOMKfftlDT '*fl pkotoorayhf. "The proposed changes had no Many JMU students getting effect on my decision to take the test iead\ In ppl\ to graduate schools Ma Of. pep S Due lo fear* ibout the ovo-lobility of the new, Internet bosed lett. the revroon did not o<(Ui

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As soon as summer hit, college stu- dents everywhere went home to relax, party, get jobs or go on vaca- tions, But a group of 56 from the Alternative Spring Break program (ASH), boarded a bus on graduation night to volun- teer in New Orleans. Some of the trip participants were seniors who had graduated that day. • "They bought boots and packed to go to New Orleans for an alcohol and substance free trip instead of having a party and celebrating with friends," said senior Lauren Caskey, a site leader for the trip. Two years ago, Hurricane Katrina hit the Gulf Coast, devastating the homes and lives of millions of people. Many charity and volunteer groups immedi- ately stepped up to help those in need. For many participants, this trip was the first time visiting New Orleans since Hurricane Katrina hit. As a result, many did not know what to expect. "Any expectations [they had] were broken, because the experience is so out there, out of the ordinary," Caskey said. "It looked like the world turned upside down." Senior Liurcn Saunders said she had no idea what to expect going into the trip. "I knew there were relief efforts needed but since the issue had dropped out of the media spotlight." she said. "I just assumed it was almost taken care of. It wasn't until I actually got down there and began working on houses and meeting the local people that I learned how much still needed to be done." The JMU participants partnered with New- Orleans Area Habitat for Humanity (NOAHH) in St. Bernard Parish. But once they got there, they ended up helping with the HOPE project, which Caskey described as a "grassrootsy nonprofit group." as well as rebuilding houses. "It was a wonderful experience, [and] you just had to be there to appreciate it," Caskey said. The team was divided into five groups, and each phkmmrifuMoirjisnr ■eASI.peeie Volunteers from the Alternative Spring Break Program raise an interior wall of a Habitat home under constuction in St. Bernard Parish. On May 1, they began working on the Boor of this house, arvi by the fifth day, they finished raising the walls.

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BYCAROUHE C0URN0YER Tile inspiration for the organization, Dr. staff writer Viktoi Frankl. believes that three things are necessary for a person to live a meaningful Ever since JMU Professor William Evans was life: "A loving relationship, finding something a child, he has been interested in psychology. significant to do for others that utilizes your "I had a very close family." he said. "1 had talents, gifts, and abilities, and learning to suf- two older sisters and my dad was the man- fer with courage and dignity," Evans said. ager of his own business. One of the things INPM stresses the importance of posi- that got me interested in psychology was tive, existential therapy, which acknowl- that my mom had bipolar disorder. Because edges that all human beings will suffer of my mom's illness, we had to pull together at one point in their life and that even more." rather than avoid it, they should After he grew up, Evans wanted to use his seek help, Evans said. abilities to help others. This might be why, 'INPM represents a new voice effective Aug. l. Evans will succeed Paul T.P. which emphasizes the human Wong as the President of the International potential of transform!! Network on Personal Meaning. negative existential given Wong created the organization in 1998. into positive experiences and in less than a decade INPM consisted through exploring and of over 300 members throughout 30 differ- discovering personal ent countries including the United Stales, meaning and applying Canada, Russia, Australia and China. meaning management In 2002, Evans first learned of INPM strategies," INPM said. through an e-mail, and within a couple of weeks he became a member. s« (VANS, poqe 6 {MMMHU/*!

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Tonight Phi Sigma Pi, JMU s Career and Academic Dr. Korhryn Biery of Harnsonburg DUBAI — Osomo bin loden The majority ol Americans soy HUNINGTON BEACH Coed Notional Honor fraternity, Planning is sponsoring o has been placed on indefinite probo released his first video in almost three the U S made a mistake in getting — Police arrested lames CompbeH is hosting an information ses- Resume Round Up an Thursday lion, ordered lo continue taking educo years lost week, drawing support involved in the war in Iraq, with on Friday on suspicion on impersonal sion tonight in Crolton Stoioll from I p m lo 4:30 p m in lion classes and fined $24,000 by the from ol Qoedo supporters while other the increased numbers of troops be ing o firefighter, possession of stolen from 7 p.m. lo 1 p.m. There will Transitions on the bottom floor Virginia Board of Dentistry, according Muslim's were less worried about the ing sent overseas only reinlorcing property, and being a felon in posses- be another information session of Warren Hill This is an oppor to Ihe Daily Hnn luoid new violence, reported Ihi Hiw folk this opinion, reported Ihi AW for* sion of fire arms, reported Tht wash on Wednesday in the Highlands (unity for students to have their Bieryallowed unlicensed ossrstonts linm Finns ingtonfosl loom at the festival (enter from resumes renewed by employ lo sedale children The inrertgstlli In his video bin loden called the More people, however, hove sard Hanging on Campbell's oporl 7:30 p.m. lo 9.30 p.m Students ers. Students should arrive with was centered on a report of a 3-yeor- US vulnerable, which some of his President Bush's troop buildup in ment walls were hundreds if o copy of Hieir resume Dress old who was sedated in Biery s office followers viewed as a sign that o new Iraq has helped improve the situation framed photos of bin it fUP disas- O must have a 30 GPA to rash For more information contact is casual Refreshments will be Ion 28,200S The child recovered and ration might be approaching, said ttion did last spring, according to Ihe ter sills in uniform, reported Ihe mgheedn@jmu. edu. provided is healthy, reported IheDHI Jinm Hum. hit 4 Monday, September 10,20O7 www.thebreeze.org Hie Breeze

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CAUY S, from front has been known for its award-winning beers The EUrrfsonborf eatery ended up on the los- and laid-back atmosphere since its opening customers with events to benefit community i:u end. in 1998. and Comfort wants everyone to know "They had copyrights to the name," that has not changed. ROCKTOWN horn front an interest. He hopes Rocktown can be a venue for Comfort said. "We had To do it." "We are the same place." he said. "Same and he hopes to keep it that way. music majors to perform. The name change became effective July management, same menu, same everything." "I want it to be a lot of fun." he said. "I want it "People can come out and haw a nice meal and 1, after the two companies reached a private And hopefully, the same customers. to be extremely safe, I want it to be a good environ- listen to their friends play muskr," Coe said. agreement and the proper arrangements were While Comfort said most patrons have ment." Coe has also been talking to different orga- made. been curious about the name change, some Coe also wants to incorporate more musk and nizations at JMU about hosting charity events at "I've seen the new signs off the road," have expressed different feelings about the i-nmniumtv events into Rocktown. He said he doesn't Rocktown. senior Kelly Christian said. "But I didn't know switch. think JMU students are as interested in live music as "I'd like to involve the students and JMU in a lot what had happened." "A bunch of people weren't very happy, other college students are and wants to work with of things that benefit them, that benefit us, Rocktown. Along with the legal name change, the especially some of our regulars," waiter Evan the Music Industry Association to generate more of and that benefit the community," he said. makeover also included new signs, merchan- Chirgotis said "Someone even created a web dise and notification to all businesses associ- site about it." ated with the restaurant, all at the expense of But for many, the name change is just that; the owners. — a name change. "We were frustrated we hadn't thought of "It's not thai much of a difference.'- senior T'de (Breeze hopes you pass this to years ago," hv Mid Krystle Roach said. "I've been to Calhoun's The restaurant, located in Court Square, and Callv's. It's all the same." your test today!

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Breezelames Madison University's Student Newspaper The Breeze Monday, September 10,2007 ! 5 Harrisonburg rescue squads GRE: worried JMU students anxious to avoid test additions raise money to cover expense Glf. from flout a means of preparation, ETS has offered prac- Internet-based test would not be available to tice question on its Web sites. BVVIVIAKYUH in the Commons. test-takers in all areas. The confusion surrounding the prolonged contributing MM Theta Chi sponsored the Rescue Squad on be- Students seem apprehensive about the changes raises questions to students about half of the JMU community and was one of many changes and were previously anxious to avoid the necessity of the test in evaluating stu- While some were sleeping on Saturday morn- sponsors for the fundraiser. the more difficult version of the test. dents' abilities before applying to graduate ing, others were fundraising for the Harrisonburg Senior Dan Sapp, a member of Theta Chi, was "I even thought about taking it in the school. Rescue Squad. glad to be a first time part of this fundraiser. summer before the new test was available," "I do think that tests like the GRE are The Harrisonburg Rescue Squad had its sec- "I really have pride in the community services Bennett said. "It seemed like the new test necessary because they provide an objective ond annual 5k run/walk fundraiser in order to we do." he said. "I can associate with the Resque would be longer and more difficult and I means of evaluating students from different cover expenses since it runs on volunteers. Squad knowing how the hard work can be." didn't want to deal with that." schools," Martini said. "On the other hand, Alumna Alison Crawley. senior members Theta Chi raised $295 by asking members, The ETS Web site reports that the nonprofit it can be frustrating to have your intellectual Committee Coordinators Madeline Hadder and students and family members to help support the organization is stilt committed to excellence in ability reduced to a number." junior Stephanie Cardace and Public Relations Rescue Squad. providing a comprehensive exam, and plans to Others find the test unnecessary, but have Officer Peter Gardella organized the m-nl Although it was just a one day fundraiser, there add revisions gradually over the next few years. resigned themselves to taking it. "We brainstorm fundraisers and then raise was much work involved to plan for the event. The first of these revisions will occur on "I don't think I should have to take them the money." Gardella said. "[For] everything from "We did a really good job getting the word the Nov. computer-based version of the test, because I feel like it's not an accurate depic- running the squad, funding equipment, paying for out and overall, it went fabulously and we which will include new questions in the Verbal tion of my abilities," said Bennett. "But I supplies, maintenance and any expenditures." couldn't have asked for a better turnout," Had- Reasoning or Quantitative Reasoning sections understand that they use it as one more way Other events included the silent auction. DJ der said. of the computer-based GRK General Test. As to narrow down." and equipment demonstrations of new technol- I-ast year, there were about 80 participants ogy for the Rescue Squad. who raised about $1,500, This year, 120 to 130 Runner prizes were awarded to three partici- people participated. pants. The first place runner won an iPod Shuffle "We had more publicity and tried better ad- donated by Crutch field's and a wide array of gift vertising tactics," Gardella said. "Different stores certificates to local restaurants and eateries. Sec- donated ads and helped us." r ond place runner Anthony Alentado won gift cer- Hadder said that the fundraiser grew even tificates to Mr. J's, Country Cookin'. the bowling more than last year and she hopes to make ad- .uL&vrt alle>, Kun Zone and Smoothie King. justments for next year. Aleptado said he wasn't worried about where In addition, the participants seemed to have Check it out. \^y he placed before the race. found the event beneficial. "It's just to get out to run for the Rescue "I find the 5k inspirational because the Rescue Squad," he said. "It's nice to give money to a good Squad is run by volunteers and [although they cause and also get exercise." are] getting some funding from the city, I'd like The fastest runners weren't the only partici- to help them," senior Kaja Jurczynska said. "I ap- pants to walk away with prizes. preciate them and it's a great opportunity." "All race participants received a free t-shirt. Sapp said that it is "really cool to come back free coupons to Coldstone, Qudoba and Chick-Fil- from school and within the second week we are V' Hadder said. already having a project on the way." In order to spread the word to the JMU com- "I felt really excited to do it. If it goes to ben- munity, the Rescue Squad stuffed mailboxes with efit the volunteers, that's a great cause and very pamphlets and set up a table for pre-registration worthwhile," Jurczynska said. 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Madison Transfer is a resource area dedicated to serving the needs of J Mil's transfer student population. MaiafaaDim www.jmu.edu/madisontransfer TToumslfceir Visit our website for a complete list of programs and other helpful information. 6 Moodoy, Septefflbw 10,2007 www.thebreeze.ors The Breeze EVANS: Students benefit from international organization ASB: Dukes continue to WANS from pp 3 Directors will include JMU psychology professor Dr. Michele Kielty The grassroots movement accepts students, professionals, aca- Briggs. demic professors and the curious. I-.vans said. Evans views a person's personal meaning as a take on Katrina clean-up The members range drastically in location, age u - combination of both destiny and one's free will: and thoughts Members, es|Mvially students, Some of it is discovery of a reality that per- ASI, from pit* 3 Schrecker said her group receive an abundant amount o| NMOd This international haps is already there, and some of it is created by group did a different project developed a strong relationship They would have an opportunity to be a part the individual." •van day. with a eaipcntn who was build- of an international organization that will hope- organization will, in With his new position, Evans said he strives Senior Victoria Gonzales ing his house from the ground fully have a positive impact on the entire world," essence, be housed to use his power to alleviate the amount of suffer- like that the service extended up almost entirely on his own. Evans said. "This international organization will, ing in the world by fundraising for organizations beyond construction projects. Many of the groups were able in essence, be housed right here at .IMU because right here at JMU such as the African Medical Research Foundation. She said her favorite day of the to experience this bond with most of the work will be done by the executive Habitat for Humanity and Mercy Corps to fight trip was when her group went other families, and the families leadership team, K 1 in trying to bring as many - WILLIAM EVANS AIDS. humelesMiess and hunger. to a distribution center at a in turn made food for the vol- JMU people as 1 can to help us'." Psychology Professor "I'm genuinely excited about this opportunity," church and helped hand out unteers. Evans has already appointed several JMU 55 he said. "I feel somewhat anxious in carrying out food and clothing to victims. "It's heartbreaking to see students and professors to the executive leader- the responsibility of it because following in the "1 loved the human element how much those people had ship team. Graduate student Kelly Atwood will footsteps of two great men is mind-boggling for of it all," Gonzales said. "I got to been through and how their lives serve as executive assistant for the U.S., while graduate student me. 1 hope I can do something great with it that will help other talk to a lot of people and really to this day are so drastically dif- Kasey Hilton will become INPM's store manager. TTie rkiard of people." heard some heartwarming, and ferent." Sumdcti Mid Ms one sometimes heartbreaking, sto- of those things that you have to ries- see to bsUevC Senior Emily Schrecker. a Saunders said the partici- small group leader, said that one pants met a lot ol inspiring vol- of the activities that all of the unteers as well. DINE IN CARRYOUT groups participated in was help- Wrwuiknlona house witha ing out with a local elementary ncwlvwed couple who decideded school. to spend their honeymoon in "St. Bernard Parish used to New Orleans building houses DELIVERY have 17 elementary schools and rather than going on a lavish now it is down to one," she said. trip because they wanted to give Schrecker said the school hack, -he said I thought that was overcrowded with about was pretty amazing." 2000 students. The trip partici- Cuke) -.ml ihe felt that the Pizza Pasta Subs pants helped out by visiting the news media has forgotten about school, refereeing basketball New Orleans. games, helping librarians sort "The rest of the world has out donated books, face paint- DOV0d 'in. >hc said. Friday and Saturday ing and playing various games t askc \ s.ud that .IMU is an with the children. exception. 11am - 12am Schrecker said that this "Service is | big part of trip was different than the JMU," At Mid. "That's what other ASH trips to New Orients makes it |0 special " because participants were able Schrecker agreed. Mon-Thurs and Sun to experience the tourism of JMU students are dedi- New Orleans by visiting the cated in making a difference," 11am-11pm French Quarter and taking a she said. QHHU3B Creole cooking class. They also After coming back from the got to know the citi/ens of St. trip, many ot the participants Bernard and bond with a few fan that five dail was too short, families. and were still concerned for Ex Large 2 Slices "Usually families aren't the Gulf Coast communities. around when volunteers work Saunders and Gonzales both on their houses," Schrecker said they would definitely go Cheese One Topping said. again.

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Even though Bush's popularity has plummeted since has to feel comfortable that he got there 'my way."* Americans began to see the way the Bush administration Well America, let's just step aside and let Bush have mishandled situations in Iraq. Bush stood firm on his for- some breathing room, so he can be a big boy and make eign policies regarding the Middle East and even ordered possibly the biggest decision of his presidential career. a troop surge several months ago. Now, he's taking back Officials and Iraq advisers can't hold Bush's hand any- his previous policies and has finally more, and he needs to take the first agreed to consider a troop with- baby steps in recovering from his all- drawal. u time low presidential popularity. Congress is rife with animos- Hie Post article hints that Bush ity as Democrats and Republicans I think he knows what doesn't want to pass down the mon- alike quarrel over how many troops me ,he Iraq war should stay in Iraq and when troops he wonts to do, but he hos ?S^n'T '° should leave. Bush's numerous ad- to feel comfortable that he Bush's days in office are num- visers have been pushing the idea bered, and we must congratulate into Bush's head that the same got there 'my way.' him on not passing the baton on the amount of efficiency could exist. _ _ disaster that has become the Iraq even with a smaller troop number. 7 7 situation. It would be much better Surprisingly. Bush's closest Re- for his legacy to be the president who publican supporters in the White ended the war in Iraq and not the fool House are even considering the who started it. suggestion. A State of the Union address as well as an Iraq prog- In a Washington Post article, I.eon E. Panetta, a mem- ress report is expected sometime this week, according to ber of the Iraq Study Group, said that Bush's hesitance in administration officials. withdrawing troops has been whether or not he's "feeling Finally, Bush is stepping up to his daunting duty as comfortable that he's winning and can begin a process of commander in chief and making a progressive and effec- pulling back. I think he knows what he wants to do, but he tive decision about what should happen in Iraq.

Between the Lines I PATOCAUJWAM, *«*.*.« SGA president does disservice to university To whom do standards of honesty and integrity apply, if not to our own?

James Madison University has worked for decades The degree to which Eickel stole his campaign ideas from to build a strong reputation as an upstanding member of the William and Mary students would be deemed plagiarism Virginia's academic community. JMU's commitment to at a very minimum by even an elementary school English excellence, honesty and integrity has caused students across teacher. the east coast, and indeed the country as a whole, to join the The front page of the last edition of The Breeze shows growing ranks of our flourishing university. better than any editorial can just how little regard Eickel Last week those standards were violated and our reputa- had for the original ideas generated by his peers. He is tion tarnished. The editors and news staff of 77ie Breeze de- right to say that there is much to be gained by conducting a serve much credit and admiration for bringing to our atten- productive dialogue with the student governments of other tion - in the most objective and informative fashion - the universities, yet he is blatantly wrong to assume that taking degree to which our current SGA president contradicted the such ideas and professing them to be his own is an accept- very ideals which we profess to hold dearest to us. able campaign practice at any level of government. If Eickel Ill be the first to admit the halfhearted attention I showed intends to pursue an office later in life perhaps he should toward our most recent student body elections. Many stu- take a crash course on basic campaign ethics. dents at JMU are at fault for allowing such elections to occur As the student senate meets this week, I urge them to ad- while applying minimal scrutiny to the candidates involved dress this issue before considering whatever other pertinent or the issues being discussed. This is a systemic problem that business may be on the agenda. One week is too long to must be addressed by our faculty, our administrators and allow this deplorable debacle to cast an unnecessary cloud of most importantly our student body, but for now it is a prob- despair upon a JMU community that proven its ability to up- lem that must be addressed at a later date. hold the standards it sets for itself has time and time again. Despite the superficial stigma we may attach to our Accountability should be the word of the week. As students student government, they are our representatives among at this university, the fate of our collective reputation should the academic community as a whole. It is true that the work cause us to look with anxiety toward the outcome of the sen- these representatives do often goes without the apprecia- ate meeting and to ask nothing less of our representatives tion it deserves. However, there are those within our student than we would ask of ourselves if in their position. government who pursue such positions purely out of self- Allowing the highest representative of our student motivated desires to boost resumes and applications for government to play us for fools in an annual election says graduate school. Our current president seems to be such an something very negative about our student body as a whole. individual. Allowing such an individual to continue to hold a position After serving one year in the position of SGA president, of authority would be an embarrassing situation that our it seems as if Brandon Eickel decided to exploit the apathy institution would find extremely difficult to live down in the of JMU students by putting forth a campaign based largely months and years ahead. on name recognition, and a false image of original ideas. Patrick Callahan is a senior political science major.

Through the Looking Glass | SAMHDCUA,mm*** Submit Darts & Pats online at thebreeze.ort or e-mail submissions to breezed \n hotnu I I. com. Darts cV Pats are 'submitted anonymously and are printed on a space-available basts. Sub-' missions are based upon oneperson's opinion of a Dukes in mourning given situa- tion, person or event, No university is safe from untimely deaths, and do not MMMVA but outreach intiatives can certainly help reflectthe It's always shocking to hear suicide are clinically depressed." Offering ten counseling sessions truth. that someone has passed away. The naive belief that suicides per semester, students are offered It's even more shocking when the only occur at Ivy League schools various counseling methods such deceased is a young person with is completely false, since there is as groups meetings, individual, a full life ahead of them that will no particular trend in research substance abuse or even psychiatric never be known. And when that involving deaths of suicide victims. counseling. Most importantly, the tragic, perplexing and deeply sad- Stating that one school has more CSDC offers emergency assistance dening death is self-inflicted and academic pressure and therefore to those in need of help after they occurs on a campus that is known must cause ample stress resulting have closed for the day. for its cheeriness and welcoming in higher suicide rates does not As the numbers of suicide A "just-add-water.-jeez" dart to the A "way-to-be-green" dart to JMU nature there is only one word left excuse the reality of self-inflicted rates increase, most notably in idiot in our hall who gave us the delight of for cutting down the awesome climbing to describe it: confusing. death to smaller universities like young females, it is crucial that all a fire drill at 2:30 a.m. tree on the quad. During the first week of school JMU. universities have a program like From three angry hallmates that be- From an annoyed junior who r J M U sophomore took his this, even at schools like JMU lieve that a college student should know regrets he will no longer enjoy a birds - nlife in Rockingham where suicide is rare. how to make Ramen. eye-view of the "burg. . This came as a sur- u The Centers for Disease (rise to just about everyone Control and Prevention 1 the JMU community, as JMU's positive and loving nature recently conducted a study A "thanks-for-tripling-up" pat to the An "1-guess-we're-all-about-moDey- he campus is known for its concluding that individuals three motorcycles parked in one parking now" dart toJMUSports.com for charging xtrnmitment to providing a will only go so far if an individual between the ages of io-to-24 spot in the parking garage. people to listen to JMU football games lichc for everyone. is depressed and never receives are most likely to commit sui- From a senior who hates search- online. High suicide rates are cide. Females ages 15-to-iQ had ing for a parking spot everyday and From a disappointed alum who tfiicrally associated with proper treatment. an increase of 32 percent in appreciates you taking up only one spot couldn't make it to Chapel Hilt and :hools known for their suicide deaths compared to the instead of three. wanted to cheer on her beloved Dukes. academic intensity such as 5} 9 percent raise in male suicides William and Mary, or Ivy according to the study. >eague universities that are A good portion of the An "I-wish-I-could-'Imagine'-some- A "you're-my-weight-loss-hero" pat mown for their cutthroat students at JMU may be hav- peace-and-quiet" dart to my neighbors to those who were behind installing ompetition. Like many other universities, ing the time of their lives at this for blasting John I .en no n at midnight Dance, Dance Revolution in Festival. Sadly, it does not matter where JMU has multiple places where fine institute of higher learning. during the week. From a slimed-down sophomore who ine goes to school, but the per- people who feel they may be de- I know that the organizations I From a sophomore who all needs all loves getting his dance on and is grateful sonal issues one brings to school as pressed can go for free treatment. have been involved with and the the sleep he can get. for being able to do it on campus. well as the experience the indi- Along with the Women's Resource people I have met along the way vidual has at the university. JMU's Center, a group that dedicates are events and faces that have all positive and loving nature will only themselves to bringing awareness impacted me in positive ways. As An "I-bet-your-mother-is-very- A 'sit-down-and-shut-it" dart to the go so far if an individual is de- to sexual assault prevention, JMU we cross the quad and enjoy the proud-of-you" dart to the person who disrespectful students sitting around me pressed and never receives proper has another free organization dedi- sun remember to smile and look stole my "Feel Your Boobies" breast at the football game who were shouting tn.ttment. cated to helping students in emo- out for all of those you can — you cancer car magnet. "The Star-Spangled Banner" over the Studies from the American tional need. The Counseling Stu- never know when your smile, door From a junior girl whose mom is a sweet voice of the singer. Health Association conclude that dent Development Center, located holding, or simple hello will make survivor and was very sad that someone From a peeved person who knows "one in len college students seri in the Varner House on campus, is the difference. would steal something that was for a there is a reason you're not standing on ously considers suicide... about 95 devoted to ensure students remain Sarah Delia is a junior English charitable cause. the field singing solo. percent of students who commit mentally and emotionally healthy. and art history major. 81 MMHIOY, Saptemhw 10,20071 www.ttwbr—ze.ort The Breeze

Out of the Dark I mm.mmttm Letters to the Editor

The othcf sidt of i kkel Vkk editorial pr ovokw questions Editorial Policies Last Iriursday The Breeze I have a few problems with ran a front-page story on current last Monday's house editorial, Responses to all opinions The wheels on the Student Body President Brandon titled "Viciousness of the Vlck published in The Breeze Eickel's campaign platform. Investigation." First, to com- are welcomed and encour- Yes, it is true that perhaps pare cattle farmers and hunters aged. Letters should be no Eickel made a lapse in judgment to dogfighters is like comparing longer than 250 words, not clarifying the copyright on apples and oranges. must include a name, his Web site as well as borrow- The conditions of dog tight - academic year, major and bus don't go 'round ing ideas and molding them to ing are intolerable; the train- phone number for verifica- fit his campaign without full ers want to make these dogs tion and can be e-mailed citation. I must say that while callous and ferocious, and they to breezeopmion@gmail. the ideas for the platform were do. A cow in a feedlot, on the com or mailed to MSC Harrisonburg transportation system should facilitate more routes borrowed from William and other hand, just stands around 6805 Gi, Anthony-Seeger Mary, these key issues should and eats corn for its whole life Hall, Harrisonburg, VA On a sizzling Saturday, thousands of stu- schedules are, to say the least, inadequate to the not only pertain to a single col- until it is sent to the slaughter- 22807. The Breeze re- dents, family members, friends and fans needs of students, regardless if they live on or lege, but rather nation-wide to house for a quick death. A deer serves the right to edit all crowded onto JMU's campus to watch the first what day of the week it is. better life and education on all hunted in the woods is shot and submission for length and home football game of the 2007-08 season. During the week, at least one bus stops in campuses for all students. then suffers for a few minutes. grammatical style. Hours before the 3:30 p.m. kickoff, students every apartment complex. These buses frequent I personally do not un- Cows and hunted animals are crammed into Hillside parking lot, sprawled out each complex from early in the morning to late derstand why someone would also used for meat; whereas a The house editorial reflects the on the Zane-Showker field and pervaded other in the evening. However, on the weekends, buses second-guess a person's com- fighting dog endures a lifetime opinion of the editorial board as parking lots on campus to enjoy a few pre-game are scarce. Some buses only run during the mitment to the betterment of of pain, and in the end dies with a whole, and is not necessarily activities. evenings, including everyone's favorite mode of when no meat to sacrifice. the opinion of any individual As the aroma of burgers and 'dogs wafted safe transportation for weekend diversions, the Eickel has been so dedicated to Also, the article asked why staff member n/The Breeze. through the air and the smell of stale beer ac- "drunk bus." JMU from the day he set foot on Michael Vick should be scruti- companied (he sight of beer pong tables littered Last semester, there were no buses that campus as a freshman. Anyone nized. Vick and other athletes are with empty cans, all I could think about was that circulated throughout Harrisonburg on Sunday. who knows Eickel through the idolized by many. I wouldn't want Editorial Board: the vast majority of these people, who were brave Fortunately, the bus system has been amended to multitude of clubs and organiza- my kids to have a role model like Mary Frances Czarsry.edilir in chief enough to endure the horrendous heat, were quite cater to the individuals who must take advantage tions he has participated while Vick, who lacks so much char- Evan Dyson, managing editor intoxicated. Mobs of sloshed college students of public transportation, even on the most restful attending this university will acter. If you think Vick doesn't Anna Young, opinion editor perused around parts of campus carrying blue day of the week. I wonder why the system hasn't know that his true colors are deserve thus scrutiny, then what and red party cups that are more appropriately a been modified to assist the students who have purple and gold. did those dogs deserve? The opinions in this section do not staple at weekend drinking sprees. places to go and people to see on Saturday, perhaps necessarily reflect the opinion of Even though I lived in the village last year, I the busiest day of the week for off-campus action. Emily Caligiuri Billy Polansky the newspaper, this staff or James was completely Football senior, international affairs senior, geographic science Madison Um\enit\ oblivious to games are anoth- the extent of er story. Home on-campus games are usu- tailgating before ally on Saturdays, Off the Wire | MICHACL DUNCAN, in^wi. o«iiys^^t football games. and take place However, I in the middle of became aware the day. The only of just how ac- transportation cepted tailgating available to JMU is last football students are the Unintrigued by 'Entourage' season when elusive buses my flip-flopped that travel to the Trie season four finale of "Entourage,'' which aired work back in television and Turuc (Jerry Ferrara) feet were the obscure comers on Sunday, epitomizes e\erything that has gone hor- makes a bold venture into the hip-hop game. ribly wrong with this once entertaining show. lucky recipient of Harrisonburg. Over-the-top subplots made "Entourage" great of someone's occasionally I started watching "Entourage- at its inception but have recently rjecome detrimental to the story. Be- vomit. The goal making their way because I bleed the mindless release found in predict- cause of these sidetracks, conflict can rarer)' be drawn foralotoftail- to one or two able progression and quick-witted, easily Quotable out leaving every solution tied up quickly and neatly gatersistojust stops on campus. humor. The half-hour show, looser/ based on the life with a pretty red bow. make it into the This is hardly of Mark Wahlberg and his boyhood friends, was more The season four finale, however, defied all game, and that adequate for approachable than HBO s longer, darker dramas such previous levels of stupidity. The conflict begins is a feat in itself. students who as "The Sopranos' and "IXadSvood." when the guys need to hitch a ride to the Cannes Perhaps almost need a reliable, When "Entourage" began its first season, it had Film Festival but are hopelessly stranded at the just as daunting safe mode of a quick-moving, single plot line: "Head On," a block- airport. Conveniently, here comes Kanye West as how these buster hit for promising actor Vincent Chase (Adrian strolling around the comer to save the day with his transportation to Grenier) forces the star tailgaters will and from football hundred-seat private plane make it home. games. and his manager-friend to take them to Cannes. It's quite Eric Murphy (played by u There is actually one The Harrison- Kevin Connolly) to find possible that burg Department scene where a film pro- every car on me next project with ducer laments his cocaine of Public Trans- Vince's agent Art Gold Good shows don't oversoturote campus had at least one intoxicated person in portation should consider revising their system addiction while two topless it, and its scary to think that some of those cars to accommodate more routine and timely bus (Jeremy Ftven). Ari wants the story with meaningless sexual women snort lines off each to capitalize on Vince's were commanded by drivers who had a few too routes that will extend to each apartment com- references or jokes to desperately other and another where a many drinks. plex as well as to campus. Countless students recent fame to land a stu- Middle Eastern financier Drunk driving is not a joke. That's been would take advantage of this more available bus dio picture deal, but Eric keep the show afloat. offers up three of his finest drilled into our heads since high school it seems, system, to be sure. encourages Vince to look ladies to Johnny fur the yet some of us still partake in this dangerous and at a small independent night. I swear that a film No, it's not to mooch a free ride off the 'burg film titled: "Queens Boule- potentially deadly practice. I would hope that instead of paying for a taxi or bumming a ride off festival is squeezed in there we would all designate a driver to drive us home vard." Tnis plot worked for somewhere. a sober friend. Instead, making the bus system "Entourage." if we're drunk, but should other alternatives be more available to facilitate the needs of students I realize "Entourage" isn't available? Recently however, the plot has become almost Shakespeare, but good shows shouldn't do this. It's not only during game days, but also on Saturdays completely stagnant. Side stories either introduce The many Darts & Pats about the shortcom- in general will ensure the safety of JMU students not just the lame celebrity cameos or the dissolving ings of the Harrisonburg bus system have not as well as the Harrisonburg community. far too many characters that are meaninglessry plot lines. Good Shows don't (Aersaturate the story tossed away or involve the characters on a wild been overlooked, and the numerous complaints Anna Young is a sophomore SMAD and with meaningless sexual references or jokes by its about the system can't be ignored. The bus sociology major. quest to get laid. best character, to desperately keep the show afloat. Its I limit Tstanri the show has always been a male redundancy is nauseating. fantasy, filled with absurd plots where every woman is I think h's the ultimate insult to our intelligence beautiful and every dollar comes easy. 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BY LINDSAY CASALE With the effective and understandable staff writer performances also came the unusual and confusing. Professor Shane O'Hara debuted The purpose of New Dance Festival is to his piece "Old Klown," which was com- provide audience members with a fresh con- prised of a series of sharp, isolated move- cept of Contemporary Dance, and this year ments gradually growing towards motion of the performance did just that. Comprised of the entire body. The piece was interesting five original pieces, the show was two hours in theory, but slightly long-winded and anti- of impressive, sometimes bizarre, and climactic. thoughtful work. The highlight of the festival was JMU's Three professors and one alumna show- guest company, BosmaDance. This group cased their work. Heather I.undy, who grad- included five female performers clad in uated in '94, mixed theatrics into her dance identical black outfits. Their piece, "Shelter" piece, which involved even more speak- showcased impressive unified movement ing than dancing. Lundy's piece, entitled and weight-sharing, in which one dancer "Calming Betty," used humor and language relies upon the other to hold his/her body to display commentary on political and so- weight in different positions. cial issues in the world today. This piece was The dance was fluid and at the same unusual but for the most part effective, as time choppy, while also being strange the audience laughed along with the absur- and artistic overall. Although it was un- dity of Lundy's character. clear at times what the choreographer Suzanne Miller-Corso performed her was trying to achieve, the dancers per- piece "Portraits of Me." This dance relied formed beautifully. heavily on props to convey Miller-Corso's Though some of the performances of the message. As the title suggests, the dance New Dance Festival may not have struck a included a frame motif, with the perform- chord with the general audience, it can- er trying desperately to fit into the frames not be said that the choreographers and given to her, with little success. The theme dancers were lacking in originality and was clear and Miller-Corso's dancing was boldness, and because of this, they were expressive and elegant. successful.

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Westerns are Downtown boutique appeals to all ages Local sisters own, manage unique back with' Yuma' La De Da store in Harrisonburg BY JACKIE (OLE Bale, Crowe make dream team in (onlnbuling wirier The new Bohemian style clothing boutique La De Da industry's return to American classics has Battled Into its new home in Downtown Harrisonburg. I .orated across from Dave's Taverna and next to the Karth BY JUSFIN THURMOND and Tea Cafe the limit) run store is owned l>\ Carole contributing wrHtr Hughes and managed h\ her two sisters Mart)' Carpenter and Jennie Warner. "3:10 lo Yuma" marks a new age for the almost "We have always worked well together and had fan," forgotten western. Director James Mangold ("Walk said Carpenter. the Line") takes what cotild've tteen a pointless The shop is in extension of a larger store in Koanoke, shnot-'em-up action flick and turns it into a movie also owned h\ Hughes and has been in business for 13 with a real heart in i!. This n-make of the original yean The sisters chose the location because they ha%'e "3:10 to Yuma," which was tirsl released 50 years done ties to the area. Carpenter, who lives in the Harrison- ago. rescues the western genre burg community, is "happy to be back." and brings ii KMM newly found According to Carpenter, much of the huikling had to be re- 3:10_toYuma respect pnitvd before the opening date List April. Further renovations The story is not complex, will continue next summer. The family completed many of the Starring hut it isn't exactl) simple either. repairs lo (he shop The stands lor the clothing were made hy Christian Bale, It's about a poor ranch OV#nei hand and the stain glass window in the front of the shop trav- Russell L rOWC named Dan Evans (played l>\ eled to Harrisonburg (mm a church in Pennsylvania. Juniors Mary fiownlhal. Jen Kodiesfohani and Tesso Mulliiu spend some time browsing through la De Da's (olmtm Christian Bale) who is having a All the planets in the stars aligned at the right time to hard time trying to keep Ml land start the shop, said Carpenter. Butteri!) Dropout DWK 111^ I'M is and Hank) Pan*) from the high-and-mighty railroad executives dlir- Carpenter describes die clothing of the shop as "certain!) not. I.issk" anil Carpenter said that the sioie is mnmielwvanvM it itvehantaM'brands that it ing the time right after tin* Ch il War. lie lost one not cuokie-eiiltcr I aipenter i-ompjires the style of Li IV Da to another retail of his feet 111 the war. so he can't get around very sells such as Free People, winch paysaBoieraeaavaxinrsv^andlbmsflhneBi store, Antlm>(>n\s When Evans thinks it can't git any worse, the most ruthless killing outlaw the country had ever Been named Ben Wade (played by Russell Crowe) comes to town ,nni onuses all kinds of problem By a random Stray of events, Wade is captured and UPB brings the nineties back with event-filled week needs to betaken to the town ot Contention and put on a train to Yuma, which leaves at 3:10 p.m. (hence Mr. Belding, roller skating, musk and karaoke highlight 'JMU Loves the '90s' celebration the title ut the film). From there, (he train will Like s him to his trial Bvani offers to help escort Wade to BY KARLYN WILLIAMS SsocJd iaid «' tin-, week Ii 1 throw bad) \ Hall ami perform 1 favorite 'oos tune al kai tone the train station for I price of $200, which is the tofllributing writer enthing wedid as kids in the uos, tinni d Ii night. Mnunltop," anvone.' monc) he needs to save his family and land. Not entertainment and past tunes Ai ti 1 tonal Issociation ofCarn- many people volunteer to take Wade, so the) take "When, 1 wake up in the morning, and the Kicking off the week is the Rim tndepen pui Activities) conference last ipriruj some of Kvans up on his offer. I.urn (tvea out ,1 warning) and I don't think I'll dence Day" starring the freshest pnnee el Bel the board members saw Dennis Hastomns, The casting in this movie really makes it shine. ever make it on time Air, Will Smith The film will be played on Mi Belding there,, according to Director of Bale and Crowe .ire excellent, especially in the w,i\ During the week of Sept 10-14 UPB pres- the Quad at 9:30 p.m. at DO cost Also, JMI Film, senior ( aithu IMinki. lie was OUT in- they play off each other, making the audience crave ents I love the 00s" week. UPH will celebrate LOVES the 'oca' 1 shirts will be sold it all of spiration foi the '90s tin mod week for more when they ami I on Screen Joining them the 'uos with Mr Belding. Independence Day" the events during the week ami on the V\ irron The best principal on television, Saved l>\ is classic actor IVter Fonda, who really makes you starring Will Smith, roller skating and ultimate patio for $7. the Bell's \ei\ own Mi. Belding. will be dish feel like you aren't watching a western, but more like r>haJl karaoke On Tuesday ■itteriiiKin, I ga JMI LOVES ing his behind the-scenes -1 oopol the 'oos hit you're in the western. But nothing compares to the 'We thought the 900, ftptffhllrj the later the '90s" or any T-shirt to the Festival l-nvn t

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YUMA, from pip 9 stretches of land and mountains, almost as important as the main displays. He pulls off the best this movie really makes you feel story. This movie really shows evil sidekick character I have what it would have been like to what it's like to be a human. ever seen, and that includes not live in that time period. Between the gun fights and the just westerns, but all movies up "3:10 to Yuma" satisfies explosions, this movie does a until today. those who like action and for great job in keeping audiences Not only is the acting great, those who care about the char- interested in the welfare of the but the cinematography is just acters. The relationship be- main characters. It might get breathtaking. It's beautiful to tween Evans and his 14-year- your attention with its action watch and it captures the look old son are almost too realistic. sequences, but it leaves a last- of the old West perfectly. From The father and son "coming of ing mark with its humanistic the old town saloons to the great age" story is a sub-plot, but it is tone.

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UPB, from pip 9 a must every Tuesday after a pair of high-waisted Levi's students at the University- school," she said. "So I'm ex- or a sleeveless flannel shirt Box Office located on the cited to play like a little kid because there is a chance to third floor of Warren, $8 for again!" win free tickets to the Gym the general public and $5 at Roll on over to Fun Zone Class Heroes concert com- the door. The doors open at Skating Center for "feel- ing this October for the best 7p.m.. like-a-kid-again" fun. There dressed. Sophomore .lilli.ui John- will be a shuttle from cam- Prove to UPB that "JMU ston is most excited about the pus to the skating rink from LOVES the '90s" by attending roller skating event on Thurs- 6:20 p.m. - 10:15 p.m.. The one or, even better, all of the day night. cost of admission and skate t'wnts on the week of Sept. 10- "As a kid growing up in rental is $1. Wear a favor- 14 because it's sure to be all that Three mrdiwUI be gten the '90s, roller skating was ite '90s outfit, whether it's and a bagofchipc! (sliKlniU'aciilhjinilslair) Read The Breeze every Monday and Thursday! For IIKHT iiil.irnmiiuii mill iKiiiiiniiiioii form tfBURG &B 'W'A7-/:, $25.95 a Month goto "*V Three Month Minimum k Student Rate mv\vJiiiii.iHliiAvoiiii*iisrf soiinr/Svml^lititil View Web For Fr.. Woaak »»»». FITNESS (5 min. from JMU) M Stair-Steppers, Cross-Trainers NoiilliiiiliiHisiliirlhOclolHTai/iOO; Loc nlloni M Cybex, Hammer Strength H Most Friendly and Own Club H Full line of FREE Weights H Locker Room FacWes H Tanrwig Beds & Spray On Tan H Treadmills, Bike* H NEW LA0E8 ONLY TONED ZONE OOWn Ckxut) B'Witer Town Center E. Wolfe St. (Near Kline's) 640- 828-2338 www.totaaxxryptace.com 640- 432-6076

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BY mS SHAW to me and I just ran through it It was an ugly feet" arii'ibjt.n:) -n goal, but it works." In the second half it was all JMU. Rynier A Wyoming defender's attempt to clear the scored the Dukes' second goal of the night in JMU recovered from early-game jitters to ball failed and the ball ricocheted off Schaffer the 72nd minute, just seven minutes after com- defeat the Wyoming Cowgirls 3-1 Friday night and into the net. ing off the bench for the second time in the con- and remain undefeated on the season. The The Lady Dukes never looked back from test. Tisinger recorded her second assist of the Lady Dukes (4-0-0) handed Wyoming its first there. game and third of the season when her cross, loss of the season (1-1-0) thanks in large part "It gave us a leg up and room to work found the top left comer of the net, just out of to a two-goal performance off the bench from with," Schaffer said. "It gave us confidence. reach of Wyoming's goalie Ashley Sheppard. freshman Teresa Rynier. We thought, 'We can play with them, we can Rynier found the back of the net again in After 35 minutes of self-professed "lacka- do this.' We were lackadaisical before, but we the •'sth minute, this time from 20 yards out on daisical" play, head coach Dave Lombardo's just started kicking the ball around and played from senior Annie Lowry. team got a boost of confidence from senior some good soccer [for the rest of the game.]" "I popped in the game (and] everybody else Melanie Schaffer's tie-breaking goal in the Some of Madison's early-game jitters can was tired," said Rynier. "I had fresh legs." 36th minute. be credited to the fact that this contest was its Madison has outscored its opposition 8-2 Madison caught a break when Fresh- first ever with Wyoming. in four games this season and is enjoying its man Cate Tisnger's cross found Schaffer "When you meet a team for the first time best opening to a season in 16 years, after start- running towards the net. there is an excitement about it, but a little bit of ing 0-5 in 2006. "[Tisinger] saw me coming across the box fear as well," Lombardo said. "We played tight freshmon forword (ate Tismow blows by Wyoming's (todiel Stbotrom in [and] had a good cross," Schaffer said. "I didn't in the first half but loosened up in the second. fndoy night's win The 3-1 decision keeps Madison undefeated in 7007 think I was going to get there in time, but it got We found our soccer brains and our soccer setSOadpofel? Dukes tame Wildcat West-Coast Offense

JMU vs. UNH Statistical Leaders 1'a.sing; JMU Under, 14-224.241 vdi. 1 TD. UNH- Samo. 36-47-2.353 ydi. 2 TD. Rushing: JMU- Ijnderi 20-128 vtk 2TD. UNH Samo, 8-37 yd,. 1 TD. Receiving: )MU- t.auuin 4-yft vdi UNH- Skko 7-81 yd». Field Goala: JMU Slannard 2-2 Long-3* ydi UNH- Manning 1-1, Long-18 vdi. Punting: JMU- Priidiard 2, Avg. 37.5, Long-45 UNH- Biahop 4, A»g. 33, Long-}5

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fourth quarter came he didn't want to talk no more so I don't know if his ribs were hurting or what it was. But eventually I think those things started getting to him." After Landers completed an n-yard touch- down pass to senior running back Eugene Hollo- man, the Dukes scored again shortly after on an 18-yard Stannard field goal to take a 34-24 lead with 8:30 remaining in the game. On the next drive, JMU junior cornerback Darrieus Ramsey picked-off Santos at the JMU 2i-yard line. Ramsey's second pick of the sea- son locked things up as Madison scored its final touchdown on the ensuing possession. INSBMfttMat Bolton pulled a disappearing act on as he es- Arm aafk| o ulkp«in pal* iMu |um« qiwurtod. h^\mlmMnlii&*m*tdm^mtokmNLImtmmmml*ttmiBm*lmmlmhiKmk caped a flurry of would-be tacklers, on a 49-yard touchdown run. Bolton finished with 66 yards on five carries and Holloman racked up no yards on to be a promising drive. After sophomore cor- maining in the first quarter. New Hampshire 26 carries, Landers impresses in his nerback Scotty McGee returned the opening answered with a field goal of its own, early in Holloman played the game with a separated kickoff to the Dukes' 26 yard-line, the offense the second, and the teams traded touchdowns shoulder, emphasizing the importance of fac- home debut as starting QB moved the ball for seven plays and 22 yards. On leaving the game tied at 17-17 at the half. ing the No. 5 ranked Wildcats, and knowing he li 1st .111.1 1 0 from the JMU 48 yard-line, Land- Senior running back Antoinne Bolton had a probably wouldn't be playing in next week's game BYTlMCntPMUl ers rushed inside for two yards before UNH se- five-yard rushing touchdown, and Landers ran spom tdtior against Virginia Military Institute. nior linebacker Husain K.irim stripped the ball one in on his own with 20 seconds remaining in "I was gonna go out here and give it my all. I and the Wildcats recovered. the half. Santos connected with senior receiver knew I was gonna feel like this after the game, but For the second straight week. JMU got off "I just didn't lock the ball up," Landers said. Keith LeVan on the Wildcats other touchdown as long as we got the win that's all that counts." to a sluggish stall on both sides of the ball. The "And I'm just gonna have to go out to the prac- of the half. Holloman said with a bandage draped around his Dukes fumbled on the opening possession Sat- tice field, watch the tape and hold it tight next The second half was a different story as shoulder. "If I can help get the win when I'm hurt urday and gave up a touchdown on their first time." Madison took control of the game. Santos engi- or 100 percent I'm willing to do that." d.'t.'iisive series, but junior Rod- New Hampshire and senior quarterback neered another scoring drive to start the third New Hampshire played the game without the ney Landers had no intentions of any repeat of Ricky Santos, last year's quarter, keeping the ball for a 26-yard rushing presence of backup quarterback Hank Hendricks last week. winner, capitalized on Madison's turnover. touchdown, but that would be his team's last who has been suspended indefinitely after being Landers showed New Hampshire his whole Santos completed his first five pass attempts points of the day. charged with murder and assault and battery. The arsenal, using his legs for 128 yards and two with the fifth coming on an 18-yard strike to ju- Junior cornerback Evan McCollough would incident happened in San Diego this past summer scores and his arm for 241 yards and another nior wide receiver Mike Boyle. The touchdown intercept Santos on UNH's next offensive se- when a professional surfer was murdered, alleg- score. His explosive performance allowed was also his 100th career-passing touchdown. ries. Four plays and 1:47 later. Landers rushed edly by Hendricks and four other men. Madison to bounce back from three different '1 think [Santos is) a great player," JMU fur his second touchdown, this one coming "I think you really have to give a lot of credit seven-point deficits and beat the Wildcats 41- coach said. "He just is elusive, from six yards out to Sean [McDonnell] and his staff, that has to be 24 in front of a crowd of 14,021 at Bridgeforth he's hard to sack and he's really accurate." New Hampshire punted on its following a distraction," Matthews said. "All of the sudden Stadium. lenders' accuracy would prove more vital, two possessions as the Dukes' defense began to the kids walk in the locker room and the second "I thought Landers did a great job of putting though, as the game progressed. Santos com- wear down its opponents team quarterback has been charged with murder. some balls on the money," UNH coach Sean pleted 36 passes on 47 attempts for 353 yards, "Basically what ended up happening is How many times does that happen?" McDonnell said. "Early in the game I thought but threw two interceptions to Landers' zero. Ricky [Santos] was talking a little bit in the first The Dukes will host VMI at home next Satur- he was a little jittery and then all of the sudden The Dukes got on the scoreboard with a 36- and second quarter and I was talking back," se- day at 6:00 p.m. New Hampshire will stay on the he settled down." yard field goal attempt by junior kicker Dave nior defensive tackle John Baranowsky road and travel to Marshall for their second game JMU started the game with what appeared Stannard to cut the lead to 7-3 with 4:20 re- recalled jokingly. "As the third and of the season. Defense begins answering questions

BTUATTMWMCGOVTRN attitude early by going for it on 4th-and- Justin Barnes tackled UNH running Ottitfon) sports editor one on their first drive. Senior quarterback back Chris Ward on a passing play Ricky Santos scrambled for a first down at the one-yard line. New Hampshire Janus Madi; 11 I- (■ nse is in a state to the JMU 43-yard line, and the reign settled for a field goal as the Dukes of transition. Considering the Dukes lost ing Walter Payton Award winner started scored a moral victory. standout linebackers and defensive line- off five-for-five as New Hampshire easily "In retrospect, maybe we should men in 2006, the 2007 edition faces new scored following the fourth-down conver- have brought more pressure," JMU AO0N STIWaJIT -'ptwto « challt'HK<'v sion. coach Mickey Matthews said, "But Good thing the JMU no-huddle offense Santos was 36-47 for 353 yards, with field position helped them more JMU senior linebacker pays diwilimfa m games and in practice. two touchdowns and two interceptions. than our lack of pressure." Justin Barnes wraps up Matching up against a high-powered of- Short, precise passes characterized the ear- The JMU special teams cover- New Hampshire tailback fense on weekdays has accelerated the ly UNH drives. The Wildcats relied heavily age unit suffered again when New dim Ward Barnes led all maturation of Madison's defense come on their passing attack, only rushing for 79 Hampshire fumbled the kickoff and defenders with 19 tackles game day. yards compared to Madison's 285 in the then recovered it at the Madison 49- "Not too man) teams run the offense game. yard line. Santos was sacked tile next that we run and at the tempo that we run Madison countered Santos' 100th ca- play however, and the Wildcats ulti [u| sophomore tight end Mike Caussin reer touchdown pass with a 48 yard kickoff iii.iteK failed to wipitali/e on their field said. "Out defeON is used to going against return to the New Hampshire 41-yard line position us every day. [They are) going to be more by cornerback Scotty McGee. The sopho- Santos completed a pass for 35 yards well conditioned against teams, and Oth- more made his debut after sitting out the on the second play of the second halt. er defenOM aren't because they don't go North Carolina contest with a groin injury. and did his best Rodney Landers against the tempo 'hat we go with." Madison struggled with its special teams Impersonation as he burned th The Dukes took some time to settle in coverage when New Hampshire safety Jeff JMU defense for a 26-yard defensively Saturday, but once they adjust- Pammer returned a punt 48 yards to the touchdown rush. That ed to New Hampshire's west-coast attack, JMU seven-yard line. However, the Dukes would be the last New IMI forged 1 rteed) h'ad. stepped up on defense and stuffed UNH on New Hampshire showed an aggressive two running plays before senior linebacker SM DCFENSt. eoee 1? 12 Mondoy, Septembet 10,2007 www.thebr.eze.org The Breeze SOCCER: Dukes upend UW DEFENSE: JMU secondary comes up

SOCCER from pop I) U>mbardu hopes the prospect Coaches Association of America "We have it posted in the with big plays late to secure game of doing sonielhing no JMU learn (NSCAA). Madison was located locker room," said Rynier. "We has done beforv will keep his squad just behind know we can play, but it does DEFENSE, frmn PHI II focused for its game on Sunday, national mean something to us because without looking ahead to nation- as we win games we are work- Hampshire score of the day. run by senior tailback Antoinne Bolton. all) ranked Penn State next week. ing our way up." Madison's defense stepped up when junior "They've got a great front, and I think they (I (tool think that] will be a cornerback Evan McCollough intercepted a Santos pinned their ears back knowing that they had a problem," said Lombardo. "Our Note: pass at the 32-yard line. Landers ran for his second comfortable point margin out there," McDonnell kuls .ire focused. Our mantra this touchdown four plays later on a six-yard rush. said of the JMU defense. They were up by seven, whole season is to take everything Madison beat Richmond l-o "1 thought turnovers killed us," UNH coach all of a sudden up by ten and next thing you know one game at a time. We're in the Sunday in their second game of Sean McDonnell said. "After that field goal muff 17. They're going to pin their ears back because here and now, and I think well be experience we had a good play on first they know what the heck we're do- the JMU/Comfort Inn Invita- down, then on second down focused for the Richmond game.' its first real tional Tournament, improving 66 - ing every time." As of Tuesday. JMU was challenge , unfortunately we throw the It was no secret that New jef their record to 5-0. ball off a little bit, [and] the ranked sixth out of 47 schools of the sea- ' After trawling to Penn State They were up by Hampshire preferred passing the in the Middle-Atlantic region by son Friday in College Station. kid makes the pick. From ball, and JMU made the necessary September 14, Madison plays four that part on, we were on our Soccerbuzz Magazine and fifth in JMU is well aware of its straight games at home before seven, all of a sudden defensive adjustments throughout the region by the National Soccer ranking. they start play in October. heels the rest of the game. the game to fluster Santos. The JMU defense smoth- up by ten and next "[New Hampshire] drove it ered Santos late in the game thing you know 17. down the field many times today, JMU/Comfort Inn and the Wildcats struggled but we didn't give up the big play," Invitational to execute down the stretch. -SEAN MCDONNELL senior free safety Tony LeZotte Every time the Dukes scored, UNHhMd<«(h said. "[WeJ made them work for WARNING STUDENTS TOURNAMENT RESULTS New Hampshire seemed to everything they had, and that's have that much more trouble •99 what happens — you end up pres- The owners of James Madi- Friday. Seplimbai / in their attack. suring [Santos], and he ends up son Square SINCERELY JMU 3, Wyominj I Junior cornerback Dameus turning the ball over." Sdiaffai 900! lyniai two goals Ramsey intercepted his second pass of the season at Holding New Hampshire to one touchdown in appreciate your business. the JMU 21-yard line, giving Madison the ball with the second half bodes well for a young JMU defen- However, due to very Sunday, Seplemtw 9 * 7:18 remaining in the fourth. The Dukes provided sive squad. The Dukes continue their maturation JMU 1, Richmond 0 themselves with some insurance on a 49-yard TD next Saturday at home against VMI. limited parking, if you Tiling* goal park and go to campus, YOUR CAR WILL BE IN BRIEF TOWED! Field Hockey The James Madison field hockey Write for Breeze Read the Breeze team faced its second top-10 ranked online at opponent in as many games Friday when they routed *6 Penn State. Sports — email us at thebreeze.org JMU's sophomore goalkeeper Kelsey Cutchins stopped 11 shots in regula- tion and five in overtime as the game was decided by penalty strokes. Ju- nior Melissa Walls scored the first breezesporte We appreciate your understanding. (James Madison Square) penalty stroke and JMU outshot the Nittany Lions 4-1. The no. 11 ranked Dukes defeated Saint Joseph's 1-0 at Philadelphia @hotmail.com Sunday with sophomore forward Paul Joseph Duggan Meghan Bain notching the lone goal. -from staff reports Attorney at Law own COME TO JIFFY LUBE FOR Reckless Driving Traffic & Criminal Defense The Cits- Kxchangc building Civil Litigation 56 West Gay Street YOUR NEXT OIL CHANGE. 1 Kl l.< ()\SI I.TATIONS Suite 103 Harrisonburg, Virginia 22802 Office: (540)568-1810 PaullD^fohormail.com $5 OFF Rut (540)568-1814 Jiffy Lube Signature Service® Oil Change (with JAC card)

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