Past Events Pedas Student’s view Photo Comm. of Liberal-Arts Montage Center education (Events pg. 3) (Academics pg. 5) (Academics pg. 5) Whitewater Rafting (pg.2) THE THIELENSIAN the student-run newspaper of Thiel College in Greenville, PA Volume 132 Issue 2 Friday, October 11, 2013 Thiel Alumni return for Homecoming events

HOME- by Sean Oros, [email protected] COMING Homecoming has arrived, “[Thiel] is small enough that senior when I was a fresh- and with it comes the chance you’re not forced into special- man.” for students, faculty, and staff ization where you become a Philips also reflected on his HAPPENINGS to show off “what’s new” on microcosm of one subject,” role as a member of the board compiled by Keeley Criswell campus to alumni and present Wilt said. “It’s a liberal arts of associates and its role in their Thiel spirit. On the other institution, which prepares Thiel’s motto of “committed Starred Items hand, it is also a chance for you to be flexible. Course to you.” “There’s been a lot of require reservations. alumni to show their support content stuff: sure, it helps change for the good: as in, of Thiel and its mission. Sev- you. But, it’s beyond that; it’s every time we meet, a stu- All Weekend: eral alumni willingly gave the tools [Thiel] gives you to dent’s there,” Philips said. Kappa Sigma See-Saw-Athon their valuable time for inter- cope.” “The board of associates The brothers of ÊÓ will hold views and provided some Leo Phillips, ’83, was in- makes recommendations of their annual See-Saw-Athon in front of the HMSC which will thoughts on how Thiel has af- volved with football and Delta changes for the school; the ac- culminate on Sunday at noon. fected them and the progress Sigma Phi during his time at tual executive board makes currently underway at the Thiel. “I have a lot of Thiel the decisions, but they ap- Friday, Oct. 11: school. shirts,” Philips said. “It seems prove most of the recommen- 2 p.m. - Wine Tasting* Roy Wilt Sr., ‘59, a former that every time you wear dations. I’ve always felt, if From 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. there Dean of Men at Thiel and them, someone says some- it’s something that affects you, will be a wine-tasting event Pennsylvania State Senator, thing. One time, I was in a ho- you should have some input. hosted by St. Paul’s on the first was very involved during his tel up in Minneapolis, and this For instance, one guy was floor of the library. time at Thiel; he was a presi- guy sits down next to me and saying there weren’t enough 3:30 – 6 p.m. - Class of 1963 dent of the Junior and Senior looks at my shirt. He asked if change machines a couple 50th Reunion* classes, business manager for I went to Thiel; I said yeah and years ago, and then we added Sawhill-Georgian Room the Endymion, involved in the he told me he had gone there, a couple more. He said it was 4 – 6 p.m. - Post Golf Scram- Thiel players and the Lamba too. I asked him what years. such a big improvement, and ble Reception* Chi Alpha fraternity, among Turned out he was one of my it barely cost anything. Greens of Greenville other varied activities. fraternity brothers—he was a Thiel welcomes back its alumni for the weekend. 4:30 p.m. – 6 p.m. - Stu- [cont. on pg. 4] dent/Alumni Network Recep- tion* Downing Dining Room, From Streets Lower Level of the HMSC Please join members of the Alumni Association Board of to Success; Directors at this special net- working reception geared to- Prince of Peace ward assisting current students with building their professional presents at Thiel network, connecting with cur- rent alumni and to provide ad- by Bri Tiedeman, vice on how best to make their [email protected] way upon graduation. 5 p.m. – Class of 1958 55th Never had a more moving presen- Reunion Dinner* tation occurred in the LHR until Greens of Greenville Thursday, Sept. 19. From 10 to 11 6 p.m. – Alumni Awards Cer- a.m.., Brandi Kirby, from the Prince emony* of Peace center in Farrell, PA dis- Lutheran Heritage Room, cussed with Communication students HMSC and faculty her nearly 30 year battle 7:15 p.m. – Alumni Reunion against a condemned home life, se- Dinner* -- vere drug addiction, tried and failed Weyers Lounge, HMSC relationships and pregnancies, and 9:00 p.m. – Homecoming ongoing homelessness. Court Announcement and Due to the current state of shutdown in the capital, all national parks are closed until further notice. The Prince of Peace center is a na- Fireworks tional organization which strives to Alumni Stadium “provide support for the economic, Come out to the football field emotional, and spiritual needs of for the annual Homecoming American Govt. Powers Off those needing a helping hand to build pep rally! The band will play self-sufficiency,” according to their and the fireworks will bang. by Bri Tiedeman, [email protected] website. They are committed to That’s right, there will be a fire- strengthening those in need with the works display after the an- On Monday, Sept. 30, the United send jobs basically overseas. The security checks will still be re- nouncement of the Homecom- affiliation of the Catholic Charities, ing King and Queen! States Senate refused a double pro- democrats defend the bill by noting ceived. Federal loans however are Diocese of Erie. Services include 9:30 p.m. – Alumni Party posal to remove the Obamacare that health care will expand, provid- on pause, as well as gun permits and Emergency Services, Family Sup- Tent mandate. This unexpected refusal ing health insurance to those with passports. portive Services, Food services, Mis- After the fireworks, come set the stage for government shut- pre-existing medical conditions and In summary, we Americans are sion thrift store, and PA WorkWear. over to the party tent for some down, which means spending bills also eliminating the cost factor for pointing the blame in a few different The director of the Prince of Peace live music. that fund the government are no those with health insurance of peo- directions. An international poll in Farrell, Natalie Higbee, represent- [cont. on pg. 3] longer being passed by Congress ple without health insurance. conducted by CNN in partnership ed Kirby on Thursday and discussed and some, not all, of government So what happens while we are with ORC resulted in 46% blaming more about the project’s mission. Ac- We would like to apologize functions are ground in their stakes ‘powered off’? A few changes. congressional republicans for their cording to Higbee’s research, the av- for mislabeling an article in The hype of this shutdown “Most of the 3.3 million govern- refusal, 36% believing the president erage age of a homeless person, male our previous edition. The revolves around Obama’s health ment workers are deemed essential is at fault, and 13% torn on both ac- or female is 7-years-old. There are article about the Thiel plan, The Affordable Care Act A – they’ll keep working,” according counts. 3.5 million homeless people in the Learning Commons (TLC) republican group leader, Senator to CNN.com. “But more than More updates are expected on United States alone. Higbee’s re- also contained information Ted Cruz, believes that “the 800,000 government employees this issue as the debt ceiling deci- warding job enables her to decrease about library activities. Al- president’s signature domestic will sit at home.” Economist Brian sion is scheduled to be finalized by these statistics, and she did just that though the library and the policy achievement is so bad for Kessler and his firm report that a 3 Oct. 17. Since the shutdown itself is with Kirby and her story. TLC share a building, they the country that it is worth disrupt- to 4 week government shut down costing money, our already almost Higbee and the Prince of Peace are separate enteritis. The ing government funding to undercut will cost our economy about $55 $17 trillion debt credit card could Center pulled Kirby off the streets “Reference Road Trip” a li- it.” billion. potentially reach its limit. early 2008 where she then received brary activity. We apolo- Opposition to Obamacare says Despite the long-term effects, The last time a government shut- counseling through the Catholic gize for this mistake. that the idea and its fine details will the postal system will run, the mili- down occurred was in late 1995 and Charity system for her traumatic en- hinder businesses long term and tary will remain active, and social lasted 3 weeks in total. deavors prior to that point. Kirby had been on the streets since she was 14, after her brother and sister were Fall Coming and Illness Rising: Take action before sickness strikes killed in a house fire and her mother by Kayla Kemper, [email protected] was sentenced to prison. From the time she was 14 to the As many of you know, there the rapid change in temperature, time she committed herself to a bet- has been a string of sickness going our body’s immune system ter life, she had been pregnant seven around since the beginning of Sept., was shocked and unable to deal with times and she was on and off the infecting nearly every student the fluctuations in weather. streets, going inside abandoned and even some professors. Many Weather alone can't make a person houses only to abuse narcotics. She of you are probably wondering ill, but changes in weather are ac- was also associated with a murder to yourselves: why is everyone companied by a host of other and robbery alongside her ex- getting so sick? Well, there are a changes that can give a person flu boyfriend, who is now in prison for few reasons as to why, and there symptoms. life for his murder sentence. are always ways to prevent getting Your body is used to functioning Despite her hardships, Kirby made colds in the future. in a certain temperature, so as the realization that her life had When everyone arrived at Thiel, the seasons change, your body is plateaued and she wanted to make a the summer season was coming forced to re-adapt. This includes change. “I was sick and tired of being to an end and fall was creeping at your immune system, making you sick and tired; I was at rock bottom,” its ankles. Some days were hot more vulnerable to infections and Kirby said. and some were cold, which resulted viruses. [continued on pg. 4] in the dreaded colds. Because of [cont. on pg. 4] Flu season 2013 is in full swing EVENTS Page 2 Friday, October 11, 2013 THIELENSIAN “It was one of the most fun days I’ve ever had at Thiel. It was a great experience and it made us work Thiel together as a team,” senior Alison House said. Happenings Monday, Oct. 14 – 9:30 TAB Hosts Whitewater Rafting trip to Ohiopyle p.m. Haunted Collector: John Zaffis by Claire Lee, [email protected] Interested in ghosts? Come see the #1 Ghost 6 a.m. on Sept. 29, some they did rafting is ‘TRAV- on the bus. It will be a nice after rafting. dents who signed up quickly Hunter in America. He has students get in a big bus. ELERS 50 Tours of a Life- experience, even though Besides, school pays 37 will be able to grab a good over 36 years of experience Where are they going to go? time in 2012’. So, you can there are some muscle pains dollars each person. So, stu- chance for free. studying and investigating The place where they de- assume how much fun they the paranormal. He has even parted from school is are. starred on the SyFy channel. Ohiopyle, PA for rafting! “It was one of the most fun So, see his presentation and About 40 students had to days I’ve ever had at Thiel. It learn something about ghost wake up early and take a bus was a great experience and it hunting and hauntings! for a long time. made us work together as a Thursday, Oct. 24 – 9:30 After they arrived at Ohio- team” said Alison House in p.m. plye, they were received computer science depart- TAB Game Show: Chain life jackets and helmets ment. Raction and a couple of rafting “I saw all students had real- This game show will be guides. ly fun, so I am satisfied with based off of the television They divided into groups that. And also, I am going to game show that bears the of 4-6 people made some plan doing rafting again same name. Sign up for your group from 4 to 6 in a boat. on next year. So, if you did- change to compete and win Then, their long rafting start- n’t do that, I recommend ex- prizes! Contact Than Oo for ed. Length was 7.5 miles tak- pecting next year” Student more information. ing about 4 hours. They Activities director Than Oo Sunday, Oct. 27 could enjoy both rapid parts said. Cedar Point Trip and calm deep parts. There are some useful tips Signups will soon be an- There is time to catch their to students who will do raft- nounced for the Cedar Point breath and see scenery. Some ing next year. Trip. Thiel will provide of them fell into water be- First, it’s absolutely good transportation and tickets for cause of accidents or hitting for you to wear well-dried entry into the park. Sign up by friends. clothing and aqua shoes, not for a fun day at the amuse- The river where students cotton clothing and flip- ment park! enjoyed their rafting is flops. Thiel Trivia Tuesdays – Youghiogheny. Youghioghe- You will be wet totally, so p.m. ny means ‘river that bends it is easy to be cold. Second- Every Tuesday, TAB hosts backwards on itself’. So, ly, taking something to read a trivia game in the Bistro. A people who do sports there or full-battery makes your team must consist of at least can see good natural sight- bus trip more not boring. It two students, but can have seeing and experience ad- takes 3 hours on one way, so On Sept. 27, several students ventured to Ohiopyle to experience a white water rafting ex- more. The winning team(s) venture. The place where you need to carry something will receive a gift card. perience hosted by the Thiel Activities Board. Thiel College POLICE BLOTTER SGA Sponsors Blood Drive compiled by Bri Tiedeman by Sara Toombs, [email protected] Perhaps hoping for a mid- week “Pop-Up Event,” many students stopped on their way to class last Wednesday to peer into the Lutheran Heritage Room, where nurses and stu- dent volunteers were bustling about, helping to make the an- nual fall blood drive a big suc- cess. On Sept. 25, the Student Government Association worked in coordination with Campus Police encourages everyone to have safe weekends and to abide by the new the Beaver office of the Amer- policies, especially during Homeocming weekend. ican Red Cross to host one of October 3, 2 a.m. Underage Drinking two yearly blood drives. SGA A student did admit to drinking beer while underage at Flo West Hall. has continued this project each semester as a way to support October 8, 3 p.m. Criminal Mischief its commitment to serving Timothy Hutton assists donor Hunter Michaelis. A student's room was broken into and messed up while they were away at football Thiel students and the com- practice. munity. Hosting an open blood The event itself went is the American Red Cross, drive on campus makes it easy smoothly and successfully, so we are always willing to for the students to contribute even with many last minute help out with the drives. It to their community in a big cancellations due to another means a lot to all the brothers,” way. round of the “Thiel Plague” Hutton said. “It was awesome “I really like that Thiel has circulating. Volunteers from to see so many students show blood drives for the students,” the Red Cross began setting up up to help out for the cause.” Jenna Farina, a junior, com- the LHR early in the day, as- The total donation goal for Wanna see a movie? mented. “It’s a good way to sisted by the brothers of Delta the event was 46 units, includ- give back.” Sigma Phi. Members of the ing double red donations. BLY HALL PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS... This semester’s campaign, fraternity were present to help Double red is a special process “Fall into Giving Blood,” throughout the entire drive. that allows a donor to give two by Keeley Criswell, [email protected] was advertised throughout Seth Bell, the fraternity’s phi- units’ worth of red blood cells Kick-Ass 2: lanthropy chair, coordinated by circulating plasma back Sunday, Oct. 13 and Wednesday, Oct. 16. – 9 p.m. campus during Sept.. Students were encouraged to sign- all the volunteers and manned into the body. Overall, 43 units Watch the crime fighters as they embark on new adventures in this action- up for a donation time, al- the registration table from be- were collected, including 35 packed comedy. As the crime fighters attempt to live normal lives, trouble though walk-ins were also ginning to end. whole bloods and 4 double brews, forcing them back into their crime-fighting habits. welcome. By Wednesday, 60 Another brother of the fra- reds.Though only 93.5 percent students and faculty were reg- ternity, Timothy Hutton, of the goal was reached, Despicable Me 2: istered. volunteered for two hours. Thiel’s donations have the po- Wednesday, Oct. 23 and Saturday, Oct. 26 (Main Street Greenville) – 9 p.m. “Our fraternity’s philanthropy tential to save 113 lives. Those little, yellow guys are back. Watch as Gru (voice of Steve Carrell), with the help of his minions, attempts to save the world in this sequel to an animated favorite. EVENTS Page 3 Friday, October 11, 2013 THIELENSIAN Homecoming Through the Years

Thiel’s 1961 Cross Country team

1963 Sigma Phi Epsilon winning homecom- ing float 1969 Swim Team

Some students play in the mud 1974

Students revel in winter 1979 Savvy gentlemen sunning themselves 1975

A Christmas celebration 1981 The staff of the 1982 Thielensian A fresh football player 1978 The staff of the 1988 Thielensian

About the Thielensian ... The The Thielensian is Thiel Col- Thielensian lege’s student-run newspaper, funded by the Student Govern- Staff ment Association. Our mission is to serve the Editor in Chief campus community by publish- ing timely, fair, and relevant Keeley Criswell news, sports, feature stories, and other information, and to provide Copy Editor a lively forum for student expres- Math and Computer Science Club 1994 Sara Toombs sion and the opinion of others on campus. Layout & Design The Thielensian encourages letters to the editor of 300 words Editor or less by traditional mail and Brianna Tiedeman preferably by e-mail. Letters must be signed (no pseudonyms, Student Life and please) and a phone number must Opinion Editor be provided for verification. A women’s basketball game 1980 Katie Allgeier Letters must be free from of- fensive language, personal at- tacks, obvious errors in fact, and Sports Editor libelous or potentially libelous Erin Huff statements. Letters are subject to Lovely ladies enjoying dorm life 1995 editing for length and clarity, and Business Mgr. we reserve the right to reject any letter. Sean Oros Guest columns, letters or other opinions expressed in the Thie- Staff Writers lensian are the views of the writer 1996 cheerleading squad Richard Benge and don’t necessarily reflect Mike Boratyn those of the staff and adviser or Liz Carlson the college. Sunham Choi Letters may be mailed to: Paul Demmel The Thielensian Farewell Festival of 1979 Maryanne Elder 75 College Avenue Mozelle Jordan Greenville, Pa 16125 Kayla Kemper or sent via e-mail to: Claire Lee [email protected] Burton Speakman, adviser. Hunter Michaelis Christina Ryan The Thielensian Melanie Thompson-Soros is printed by West Penn Printing 103 River Park Drive Staff Photographer New Castle, PA 16101 Students in costume for Halloween 2008 Phi Theta Phi Tug of War, Greek Olympics 2001 Lynae Jackson Telephone: 724-654-6651 We would like to thank the Endymion for their record keeping, thus allowing us to compile the pictures on this page. Thiel HOMECOMING Happenings [continued from front page] Saturday, Oct. 12 10 a.m. – Guided Campus outdoor basketball court will 11:30 a.m. – Bly Hall Reno- who does not have a meal 5:30 p.m. – All Alumni 8 a.m. – 5K Run/Walk for Tours* take place on Saturday. It vation Dedication plan. It will cost one meal BBQ Dinner* Malaria Admission’s Office, HMSC was donated by the class of Bly Hall, AC swipe to those with a plan. Alumni Stadium Glen Johnson Center 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. – Tommy 2013. Bly hall was renovated 1 p.m. – Homecoming Pa- It’s not too late to sign up Tomcat’s Kids’ Zone 11:15 a.m. – Alumni Bas- over the summer, providing rade Sunday, Oct. 13 for this event. The cost is Alumni Stadium Lawn ketball Matchup the students with new seats, The parade route runs 10 a.m. – Service of Re- $20 per participant and all There will be activities for Basketball Court, new decoration, and more! from Riverside Park to cam- membrance proceeds benefit the ELCA ages 3-12. Lower Campus Quad Come see what was done! pus via Greenville’s main David Johnson Memorial Malaria Campaign. Registra- 11 a.m. – Class of ’13 Gift After the dedication, there 12 p.m. – 2 p.m. – Tailgate street. Find a spot to watch Chapel tion last from 7:15-7:45 a.m. Dedication will be an alumni game tak- Lunch themed floats parade past Come to this special wor- 8:30 a.m. – Choir Alumni Basketball Court, ing place on the new courts. Lunch will be served on you. ship service designed to hon- Breakfast Lower Campus Quad the Alumni Stadium Lawn. or our deceased alumni and Weyers Lounge, HMSC The dedication of the new The cost is $5 per person friends. STUDENT LIFE Page 4 Friday, October 11, 2013 THIELENSIAN Alumni perspectives pre-homecoming Prince of Peace center speaks in LHR [cont. from fr. page] [cont. from fr. pg.] “What you learn education- who came here, from up near better a reputation of a place, ally, you can learn a lot of dif- Lake Erie, who went to work the better for everyone, After already having spent Farrell, because that is where teenager, what would it be?” ferent places,” said Philips. at one of the banks in Cleve- including those connected time in the Prince of Peace she grew up. Kirby responded by say- “What I found to be an advan- land. They had some big pres- with the history.” With future center, Narcotics Anony- Communication profes- ing she would have not let tage is that it’s small enough entation, and at the last second improvements already in mous, and several other help sor, Dr. Laurie Moroco the man who committed that you can meet a lot of peo- his boss couldn’t make it; they stages of planning, new facul- groups to change her life and planned the event and invit- murder go into the house ple, and—30 some years lat- had to showcase this fellow. ty and staff, generous gifts certify her change, Kirby ed her classes including In- where it happened. er—I still talk to a lot of He was prepared; he had taken to support the college’s mis- was notified that a warrant terculteral and Persuasion. Another senior, Taryn them.” This is true; many col- speech classes here. And he sion, the wisdom of commit- for her federal arrest was is- Students were moved and Benner, asked Kirby, “What leges can offer similar educa- ended up becoming vice-pres- ted alumni, and the enthusi- sued late 2008. The warrant this was evident by the ques- did it finally take for you to tions, but not necessarily with ident of the bank, just because asm of each new freshman blindsided and scared her, tion and answer session after realize you needed to get similar campus size. he had a chance to show what class, it would seem as if but instead of running like the presentation. your life together?” “The networking opportu- he could do. Those are the Thiel’s tide will only continue she would have while she Senior Nick Ferraccano Kirby responded by say- nities are numerous,” Nick kinds of things that, if you are to rise. was on the streets, she took asked Kirby, “If there was ing “It took a whole commu- Travaglianti, ’11, added. presented with the opportuni- “If we don’t know what you the appropriate measures to one thing you could change nity,” and that community “I’ve already recruited two ty to and prepared to handle it, guys think needs to be done, deal with her potential arrest. back when you were a was The Prince of Peace. people from Thiel where I classes here can give you the we can’t fix it for you.” Kirby was in and out of work.” momentum to pursue.” Thankfully, as in this exam- federal courtrooms but she One of the major changes “It’s definitely something ple, Thiel has listened when mentioned, “I always had to Thiel’s campus is the con- Jim Pedas wanted to do, and it students have communicated people there,” which was struction of the Pedas Com- will enhance the communica- themselves, making for a vari- something she was not ac- munications Building, empha- tion major,” Philips added. ety of changes and improve- customed to. sizing presentation skills The improvements, in ments over its history. The aftermath of the court across all majors. “There’s a Wilt’s words, “bode well for Thiel, either despite or be- hearings resulted in just two need for salesmanship,” Wilt the school, for present stu- cause of its size, offers many years of probation and 80 said, reflecting on this needed dents and alumni alike. A chances to connect with fel- hours of community service. talent. “There was one guy high-tide raises all ships; the low students across campus. Kirby is now employed, has a license, is in contact with more than half of her chil- dren and her recently re- leased mother, and is mar- ried to the father of her daughter, Alaysia. Kirby has spoken at Penn State, Thiel College, and several sur- rounding high schools, Brandi Kirby has divulged her moving story at several though this year she hopes to schools including Thiel several times, Penn State, and also speak at the high school in surrounding high schools. Bogdan’s Hazing Seminar a Success Every day of the school week, students spend time in the Academic Center (AC). Howev- by Brianna Tiedman, [email protected] er, in 1969, there was no AC attached to the science building. Thiel began construction on the AC in 1970. The addition of this building was an exciting moment for Thiel, just as On Sept. 25 in the Passa- skit which encompassed the addition of the James Pedas Communications Center is exciting now. vant Center, Resident Direc- some elements of hazing and tor Indiana Bogdan, who some elements of acceptable Preventative Maintenance for Fall sickness works closely with Thiel’s new member processes. For Greek Life advisor, hosted example, Junior Deb Do- [continued from fr. page] and narrated a presentation natelli acted as the “pledge which educated members of master” and referred to her As for why the majority of transition into fall is to wash fruit juice. The less soda and Greek Life and also student “new members” with nick- students on campus are get- your hands. It may seem like coffee you drink, the better. athletes about the policies names and profanities. ting ill is simple: everyone is common sense, but it is of- Water and juice will keep and other aspects of hazing - Overall, Bogdan was in- so close together that it is ten overlooked. Wash hands you hydrated and if you including its origin and his- credibly pleased with the next to impossible not to get as frequently as possible. drink orange, grape, or apple tory - publicized hazing sto- outcome of the event. “I was a cold. Just like in the cities It is important to have juice, you have less of a ries, and ultimately shared just really happy that every- in the old ages, like in Lon- plenty of cold chance of catching a cold be- some alternatives to hazing. body came and participat- don, if there was an illness of medicine.There are plenty of cause of all of the nutrients Over 300 people were in the Indiana Bogdan, RD, hosted a ed,” Bogdan said. “Everyone any type roaming around medicines that fight the and vitamins they contain audience. successful hazing seminar had some nice comments; and infecting people, it was symptoms of a cold before that help build and strength- The theme of the pro- we wanted to make it more hard to stay healthy. But un- the cold gets any worse, so it en your immune system. gram’s slideshow was gram put on in Bly Hall was of a discussion rather than a like them, we have ways of is important to have those on Finally, get lots of bed rest. “HAZING – Know. Decide. the interactive question-and- lecture.” preventing illnesses. hand and to take them at the Taking one day to really rest Act.” Bogdan, per require- answer games Bogdan uti- An interactive portion of One way to make sure first signs of a cold. and focus on getting better is ment, read the audience the lized. Following the video the program included a ques- you stay healthy during the Drink lots of water and the key to a shorter cold. Pennsylvania hazing law and students were asked about tion-and-answer session Thiel’s hazing policy. Both whether the shown hazing where students could suggest of these documents state in myths were true or false and alternative activities which summary that any reckless or anyone who answered would bond members with- intentional behavior which a question which Bogdan out hazing. Sophomore Dil- endangers the physical or approved received full size lon Stevens, brother of Sig- mental well-being of the par- candy bars from Than ma Phi Epsilon, suggested ticipant or destroys or re- Oo, Thiel’s Student Activi- going fishing with his new moves public or private ties director. These myths in- members. Other suggestions property is considered haz- cluded, but were not limited included going to on-campus ing. to, hazing teaching respect events, having sleepovers, A video of the brutal out- and discipline, hazing being movie nights, etc. comes of hazing rituals fol- all in good fun, that if the Students can expect more lowed the hazing policy doc- victims agree to be hazed of these events in the future, ument. The public service then it is not considered haz- according to Bogdan. “We announcement was made by ing, etc. will have a hazing program high school English students After discussing the seri- at least once a year, possibly and used visual aids to ex- ous consequences of hazing once a semester,” Bogdan pose the dangers hazing such as PTSD, physical in- said. “But in the future we’re brings forth. jury, mental instability, law- thinking it might just be Something that differed suits, etc., a few sisters of mandatory for new mem- from last year’s hazing pro- Zeta Tau Alpha performed a bers.” Active Minds On Campus by Hunter Michaelis, [email protected] annual One of the newest addi- ty,” Ivey Shorts, president of and the rest of her officers tions to Thiel’s extracurricu- Active Minds, said. “We plan to have several aware- lar activities is Active Minds. want to remove the stigma ness events. For example: Student Philanthropy Council Offers A branch of a national or- that surrounds mental health Stress Out Days during finals ganization of the same name, issues.” week, Depression and Anxi- Volunteer Opportunities Active Minds encourages This seems good goal, as ety Awareness Week, and members to speak openly some people do not always National Eating Disorder by Mozelle Jordan, [email protected] about mental health to know what mental retarda- Week, for which a speaker is Philanthropy is the desire lenges that come with a new al support for their peers and achieve one goal – educate tion is, or what it entails for planned. to promote and stimulate the program make their appear- community, or if a résumé others about the illnesses so the person afflicted. This is a “People naturally crave ac- wellbeing of others, especial- ance on occasion, it is never builder is needed, the Student they can get help as soon as concern to Shorts, who ceptance and support. We ly through generous dona- for long. Philanthropy Council may be they notice a problem. added, “Many people suffer aim to offer that in Active tions of money to good caus- “Thiel may be late getting a good place to start. “We want to serve as liai- through illnesses in silence.” Minds,” Shorts added, com- es. Thiel’s Student into the game, but I know that “Everyone has this idea in son between the students and In addition to having open menting on the number of Philanthropy Council was we can definitely hit it out of their head that younger gener- the mental health communi- discussion meetings, Shorts awareness campaigns founded for just this reason. the park,” Leta Jeffers, the ations don’t care, but I don’t planned. “We have received Not only do the people head of the Student Philan- think that’s true,” Hillary a lot of interest so far.” who run the council make it thropy Council, said. Hambleton, Jeffer’s student “We’re just starting out, but their mission to raise enough And with confidence and worker, explained. “We do we plan to stay for a long money to help fund causes for motivation from everyone on care and we’re here to prove time,” Jessie Weaver, treasur- the student body, but they the council, it pushes for- them wrong,” she explained. er of Active Minds, added. also provide great opportuni- ward, offering a variety of If anyone is interested in “If anyone has any ques- ties for self-growth. Getting ways to brighten a future. getting involved, receiving fi- tions, please feel free to mes- involved with the council not Whether it’s Service Satur- nancial help, or just showing sage any of the officers,” only means taking on a stu- days, Gold People, Senior support, they can contact the Shorts said, “We’re here to dent leadership role but also Class Gift Committee, or Tu- council by emailing LJef- help.” All officers urge stu- provides the opportunity to ition Free Day, there is al- [email protected] or HHamble- dents who seek more infor- instill greater appreciation for ways a chance to jump in, [email protected] for more infor- mation to contact any officer the philanthropic spirit and a fundraise, and help spread mation, or by “liking” the or visit the Active Minds chance to make a difference. awareness. If anyone is look- SPC Facebook or Prezi website, Even though the chal- ing for a way to show person- pages. Active Minds seeks to inform about mental illness. www.activeminds.org. ACADEMICS Page 5 Friday, October 11, 2013 Campus under construction; James Pedas Communications Center update Liz Carlson, [email protected] As probably all students have no- well as TCTV. Additionally, Thiel’s ticed, the walk to the Academic Cen- radio station will also be moved to ter has been detoured this year, tak- the new building and will receive ing students right by bulldozers, new, up-to-date equipment. The excavators, construction workers, Thielesian and yearbook will also be and most notably the rubbish that re- housed in the James Pedas Center. “I mains of the recent building demoli- am most excited for the media tion. Projected for completion in the screening room that will be included fall of 2014, this lot will soon be the in the new building,” commented Dr. site of the new James Pedas Com- Evans regarding the new equipment. munications Center, which will “It will be similar to Bly Hall– that house the communications depart- is, a large lecture hall, with screens ment and the several organizations set up so we can show off the media associated with this department upon that the students have created.” completion. Another new feature of the James This new building is a huge step Pedas Center will be a presidential towards a better, more innovative fu- literacy lab. The 20-25 person lab ture for the communications depart- will provide students with a place to ment at Thiel. According to Dr. Vic- go and get help on presentations and A large section of campus is currently under construction to develop the James Pedas Communications Center. tor Evans, a professor in the the different methods electronic communication department, the new communications. Classes that are munications department at Thiel has opportunity to experience what the media communications,” said Dr. Communications Center will be held in this lab will have the opportu- fallen short when compared to other media field is really like. “I feel that Evans. “With the state of the art stu- home to a brand new, state of the art nity to edit their projects while the institutions, generally because other this new building and all of the up- dios and up to date equipment, there studio for use by the students in the professor teaches. programs tend to have better equip- dates that come with it will finally will be no reason to not come to media communications program, as For much of its existence the com- ment, which in turn provides a better put Thiel on the map, especially in Thiel for the program.” UPCOMING THIEL FORUM Perspectives of Liberal Arts Staple by Richard Benge, [email protected] Crowded lecture hall, fresh- men year: for most Thiel stu- dents, this brings to mind a sta- ple of Thiel’s liberal arts curriculum - Western Humani- ties. Western Humanities is a two-semester sequence of courses that serve as an intro- duction to the idea of a liberal- arts education by focusing on discovering and reflecting upon ideas in fields ranging from philosophy to theatre. Until this year, Western Hu- You are invited to the first of the Thiel Forums of the 2013-2014 academic year! manities was required for all Most Thiel students have to take two Western Humanities The focus of the forum that will be held on Thursday, Oct. 17, is summer 2013 travel. freshmen, although honors classes. The classes garner mixed reaction from students. Junior Sean Oros will present on two travel experiences: a Literary New England trip he students in the past had an undertook in conjunction with an American Literature course, and the other, a trip to Honors Western Humanities and realized how much of our not relevant to today. We’re Italy, that he undertook as part of the DHI experience. Prof. Gary Witosky will also course. Beginning this year, culture and our whole way of forced to take it, so I automati- present on his summer travel experiences to Italy. The Forum will be held from 4 -5 with the new Dietrich Honors life comes from this classical cally hate it,” said Delusio. p.m. and will take place in the Lutheran Heritage Room. Refreshments will be served. Institute, honors freshmen period,” said Oros It isn’t just current freshmen If the participants grant permission, their presentations may also be viewed by logging take the FYS “Becoming Hu- With an opinion in the mid- that hate the class; other stu- into Moodle, clicking on Faculty Lounge, Thiel Research and Recreation, then Forum man: Love, Power, and Jus- dle of the two extremes, fresh- dents who have finished the Series. Please see Dr. Mary Theresa Hall if you are interested in presenting at a Thiel tice” instead of Western Hu- man Steven Formichella does- class still have a strong dislike Forum. Forums will be held this year on: November 14; January 16, 2014; February manities. n’t mind the class, although he for the course, including Bran- 20; March 20; and April 10. We encourage your participation and presence at these Student reactions are usually doesn’t exactly enjoy the class don Berdine. events that celebrate our academic and personal accomplishments, and we look forward at one extreme or another; either. “It was something I had no to seeing you! they love it or hate it. Current “I don’t think it is that bad interest in. Like, the course in junior Sean Oros is one stu- because we revisited a lot of general was easy, but I hated dent who loved Western Hu- the topics we already had it,” said Berdine. manities. when we were back in junior Love it or hate it, this staple “Western Humanities was high and high school,” said of Thiel’s liberal arts educa- one of the things that helped Formichella. tion doesn’t look like it will be Alpha Chi Inductions me look towards a history ma- On the other hand, a number going away any time soon, jor and find direction here at of current freshmen despise and so future freshmen will be Thiel. During the classes, I be- Western Humanities, includ- able to make their own judg- by Sara Toombs, [email protected] gan to have a chance to look ing Cody Delusio. ments about the course known On Sept. 27, a group of John Beal, Alexis Bump, to reach this point, and it’s back at the classical periods “It is boring, and early. It’s as Western Humanities. students holding white can- Keeley Criswell, Deborah very heartening to receive dles processed down the aisle Donatelli, Jenna Farina, An- recognition for that.” of the Johnson Memorial drew Gaul, Jenna Green, Donatelli, a junior, also re- Chapel. These students were Kayla Hibbard, Samantha marked on the pleasant cere- Enjoy the Music Life has to Offer not part of a vigil or church Hoffman, Nicole Jeschelnig, mony. “The ceremony was service, but were about to be Erika Leonhard, Chelsea very beautiful and I felt by Sunham Choi, [email protected] inducted into the prestigious Maukonen, Joseph Michales- proud and honored to be a Music has been a friend of you will get interested in not edge to fully understand this ranks of the Alpha Chi honor ki, Chelsea Mikos, Sean part of the entire event. I re- people for a long time. Many only their songs, but also their musical “language.” society. Oros, Kelsey Robertson, ally enjoyed that there were singers and composers fashion styles, related singers, Finally, be diligent. Many Alpha Chi is a national or- Melanie Soros, Hannah Stel- three of my sorority sisters emerge and disappear, while and their hobbies. Likewise, people complain that orches- ganization which honors the mach, Joshua Stewart and by my side to share in the some of them survive through if you get your own favorite tra performances are too ex- top 10 percent of the senior Leanna Yeager. The officers honor.” centuries, especially classical composer, you will get more pensive so that they are not class, top 5 percent of the were also sworn into office The event culminat- musicians. “The typical Thiel interest in other composers or able to afford them. Not only junior class at undergraduate for the 2014-2015 academic ed with a dinner reception, College student does not lis- music styles of the same era. that, they think that orchestras institutions and the top 10 year: President Sean Oros, held in the Glen Johnson ten to classical music very Suppose you became a fan of only perform in big cities, far percent of graduate students Vice-President Deborah Do- Center. much. Most students listen to Chopin. You first start your away from their ordinary at universities. The honor so- natelli, Secretary Erika “The dinner afterwards a variety of popular musical listening with his most fa- lives. However, if they pay a ciety is open to students of Leonhard, and Treasurer An- helped cap the evening; genres including rap, rhythm mous pieces of works, such as little more attention, they will all disciplines, and recog- drew Gaul. many of the same professors and blues, country, rock and “Fantasie-Impromtu.” How- be surprised to find out that nizes students for high aca- The students were joined who helped us reach this aca- alternative music styles. I also ever, you will find out there there are so many free per- demic achievement. The so- in celebration by many fami- demic distinction were pres- find that purely instrumental are more impromptus that are formances or web sites that ciety was originally founded ly, friends and faculty mem- ent to show their support,” music is not among the top as good as the other one and offer a variety of music. For in Georgetown, Texas in bers. All in attendance Oros said. choices of students because it suit your taste of music, or instance, on October 15, there 1922. seemed to truly enjoy the Overall, the induction and lacks lyrics.” Dr. Bray, the you can broaden your interest will be Con Spirito Concert At the Friday ceremony, evening. reception to follow were an professor of Thiel’s depart- toward other composers in Series in David Johnson the Thiel Pennsylvania Theta “It was a great honor to be excellent tribute to the stu- ment of music said. “Classi- those ages, such as Listz. At Memorial Chapel. In addi- Chapter of Alpha Chi induct- inducted into the society,” dents and their great achieve- cal music offers the listener least giving interest to music tion, there are a lot of web ed the following students for Oros, a junior, commented. ments. an incredible range of in- can make a huge difference. sites which offer videos of fa- membership: Kelsey Adair, “All of us have worked hard volvement from passive lis- Second, be aware of the mous performances. tening perhaps while study- background knowledge of Although being an expert ing, to engaged listening music. As the proverb “You in classical music for ordinary whereby the listener is at- can see only as much as you people is difficult, starting tempting to hear, understand know” emphasizes, having from having interest in classi- and appreciate the melodic, knowledge of the music be- cal music can make our life rhythmic and harmonic as- fore listening will give listen- more diverse, and give much pects of the composition,” he ers a deeper understanding of more vigor in music field. “I added. According to Dr. Bray, the music. It can make the love classical music, and to listen to and attempt to un- music appreciation both fun hope other friends would en- derstand classical music is and meaningful. The exis- joy it too. It makes my mind one important way to under- tence of knowledge makes peaceful. And I like it because stand the culture of the people the music appreciation more it is the original music!” and society for which the mu- fun and rewarding. Like read- Kelsey Marie Wise said her sic was composed. Therefore, ing literature, music has a love of classical music. It can students have to keep listen- power of communication be partly somewhat “true” ing to classical music. throughout different eras of that classic music is a little bit Then, how can students people within its melody. far away from our life. How- feel close to classical music? This melody functions as a ever, please do not seek easy These are three recommenda- “language” that every people things only. Be “polite” to tions for students to feel close commonly understand and music. They are the results of to listening to classical music. sympathize with. Therefore, composers’ great efforts, and First, set your own favorite to understand the message in representatives of those eras’ The newest additions to the Alpha Chi honors society gather outside the chapel to commem- composer. If you are a fan of musical pieces, people have cultural legacy that we should orate this joyeous occassion. Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber, to pre-study the basic knowl- love and appreciate. OPINION

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by Christina Ryan, [email protected]

TOOMBS TIME: Why Cosmo is (almost) Always Wrong by Sara Toombs, [email protected] Hansen and a pint of Chubby Hub- pening in pop culture and entertain- cent that focuses on how we date, of your body (you’ll have the atten- by, and trying so hard not to look at ment…and just about everything dress, and try to look better. If you tion of every guy you see!),” some- the magazine rack, but it happens. else fun, fearless females want to throw the eight percent pop culture thing in my English major heart There before you, emblazoned on know about.” into the mix, more than two-thirds died. the glossy page, is the drop-dead Hold on a second. When I think of Cosmo is composed of articles The point here isn’t that every- gorgeous, scantily clad celebrity of everything a “fun, fearless that, frankly, do nothing to empow- one should put down the paper and and something deep within your female” needs to know, relation- er, inspire, or even educate women go burn a few copies of Cosmo in psyche cries out to her, “Teach me ships and fashion are not the first on something meaningful. “Ca- protest. We tried that with bras once your ways, oh wise one.” I’ve been images that come to mind. Those reers,” “Personal Finance,” and – it didn’t work out. A really dy- there. I’ve done it. You buy that topics are certainly part of being a “Self Improvement” make up nine namic move for women, however, magazine and run home with it like female, but I think they might be percent – combined. could be to constantly question the it’s stuffed with a golden ticket. missing some essentials. As the Scanning some article titles, I content that surrounds us. How Again, it’s not the readers I’m af- number one women’s magazine, I was worried for our generation: much of what we read and see is ter. I’m not necessarily after Cos- would think Cosmo’s purpose “Find Your Partner by His Fea- laced with the pressure to perform mopolitan magazine either. I am would be to directly empower fe- tures” and “I Went to a Male Model according to the standards of what challenging a concept. males. Instead, it seems it would Underwear Show Because My Job pleases others, especially the oppo- Cosmo is a self-proclaimed rather teach them how to interact Sucks” made the headlines. How site sex? At this point, the top print- While I know I probably just “lifestylist for fun, fearless females with men. about “10 Halloween Costume ed media for women needs to be lost at least half of my readers with who want to be the best they can I realize that it seems like I’m Ideas that are Both Sexy and Re- full of commentary on inner beauty, this article’s title, I promise there is be.” At that point in their mission fishing for offense here, so let’s spectable” – I had hope for this one. tips on defining your life’s purpose, a legitimate point waiting for those statement, I was thinking, “Way to take a look at the editorial break- That is, until I read that “Slutty and success stories of women who of you who are willing to stick with go, Cosmo!” and couldn’t wait to down on Cosmo’s website. The Marie Curie,” “Me, but Four Hours kicked butt without bothering to me. be inspired by this magazine for chart, entitled “Well-rounded Edi- From Now,” and “One of the take names. Women, as free, self- I’m not condemning Cosmo strong, independent females. Then torial Content,” boasts “Relation- Blurred Lines Video Girls” are governing individuals deserve readers in any way, because I’d be I read on: Cosmo “inspires with in- ships” as its largest portion, coming what Cosmo considers respectable. more than Cosmo is willing to give. digging my own grave. We’ve all formation on relationships and ro- in at a healthy 29 percent. This is And when I read option nine, the I mean, you can say you only had that moment: standing in the mance, the best fashion and beauty, closely followed by “Fashion” at “Your/You’re Fairy,” with attire read it for the career tips, but then, check-out line, waiting to purchase the latest on women’s health and 18.2 percent and “Beauty/Groom- listed as “just a classroom white- guys only go to Hooters for the three impulse buy bottles of Sally wellbeing, as well as what’s hap- ing at 14 percent. That is 61.2 per- board strategically covering parts wings. Feminism: Why your favorite movie is terrible it is not a bad thing ...featuring Jurassic Park by Keeley Criswell, [email protected] by Andrew Denson, [email protected] I am a feminist. Yes, you a “bitch” while a deter- read that correctly, and in case mined man is just “deter- The Movie: that scene was that the girl John Williams DOES THE CHEESEBALL LINE you think it was a misprint, I’ll mined?” Why can’t all Dinosaur Forest (A.K.A got hot; but, NEVER FOR- SOUNDTRACK. Yep, say it again – I. Am. A. Femi- woman be educated and Jurassic Park) GET SHE FLASHED THE sounds like a pretty great 3 ….but why is his daughter nist. pursue the same careers that This is the movie that LIGHT IN THE T-REX’S movie to me. black??? Seriously, explain There is such a negative men pursue? Why is it made everyone root for the EYES. Then, the kids pass this wizardry. connotation with this word. It that women are consistently bad guys. Seriously, who the torch on to the other an- Worst Scenes in Series: has gotten to the point where undervalued in most work- didn’t want the dinosaurs to noying child in the series. 1. “Turn the light off!!!” – 4. Any and all scenes from people are afraid to call them- places? eat those annoying children? Enter Dr. Ian Malcolm’s WHY DIDN’T SHE JUST Jurassic Park 3, especially selves a feminist (and afraid to I once heard a quote that For this article, only the first black daughter…..because TURN THE LIGHT OFF? when Mr. Noodle from admit they are afraid). Femi- went something like this: two movies will be dis- apparently that’s a thing. Se- Elmo’s World gets his neck nism really is not a scary “Women have to work twice cussed because literally no riously? NOPE. I still cannot 2. “Clever Girl” – WHAT A snapped by a raptor. word. It just means that you as hard as men for half of the one considers Jurassic Park put into words the anger, the are not afraid to stand up for a credit.” 3 anything more than a poo frustration, and the confu- woman. If you believe that This quote makes me ask they once took on a Sunday sion about this. And they women should be treated fair- something else – why is that after a weekend of binge never explain it!!! Easy an- ly, and you can admit that, true? Why are women so un- drinking. Samuel L. Jackson swer would be adoption, but then you are a feminist. It is dervalued that they need makes an appearance in the that cannot be the real an- not a bad thing. As a matter of to put forth so much 1st movie and Vince Vaughn swer, because I say so that’s fact, it is a great thing. And, more effort to be recognized? in the second. I guess having why. And if you think the yes, a man can be a feminist And here is a question that is Jeff Goldblum and Newman blonde girl was bad, this just as easily as a woman can even more important to me: from Seinfeld as two main chocolate princess takes it to be one. Why do we do it? characters wasn’t good a new level when she uses As a feminist, I believe that Why do women consistently enough. GYMNASTICS to defeat women should be paid the put forth that extra work with- the evil dinosaurs (I apolo- same amount as men for the out demanding the recognition Character(s) Everyone gize to those offended by the same jobs. I believe that rape they deserve? It is probably Loves to Hate: term “evil dinosaurs”. If you happens because of issues in because when a woman de- Any and all children (espe- know someone that is a di- the mind of the rapist rather mands recognition, she is per- cially the blonde girl) nosaur, send them my apolo- than an issue with the way ceived as bitchy. But, men ask For one, the children are gies as well). the victim dresses or acts. I for recognition quite often. As terrible actors. I literally get believe that women in the a matter of fact, men are more uncomfortable sometimes Why The Movie is Awful: work force deserve to be likely to point out progress in from watching them attempt Here is the plot of all three scrutinized for their work eth- their work than women. So, to act. You have the two movies: “Scientists go to an ic, not the way they dress or men are more likely to receive twerps (excuse my offensive island with dinosaurs. Chil- their personalities. I believe promotions and raises, thus language) from the first dren and other people go that women should be viewed contributing to the wage di- movie who spend more time too. People make dumb mis- as humans rather than objects. vide. But, when women point putting themselves in mortal takes and die. Half-brained Now, let me clear up a out their accomplishments and danger than everyone’s fa- children show their worth few stereotypes about femi- give orders, they are pushy, vorite wizard, Harry Potter and save the day. Chaos The- nists. The fact that I am a bitchy, and bossy, and who (but that’s for another time). ory. The End” Yep, that’s feminist does NOT mean that I wants that for a boss? The girl is just the worst, pretty awful. do not want children or a fam- On the other hand, if a WHY DIDN’T SHE JUST ily. It does NOT mean that I woman does not do this, she TURN THAT DARN Why The Movie is Not Aw- do not enjoy wearing dresses lets her emotions control her LIGHT OFF? I wish this ful: or painting my nails. And it thinking and is a pushover, was her worst scene. Nope. This is the plot from a fan does NOT mean that I want to and who wants that for their Her worst scene has to be of the movies (I am the fan): burn my bras. (They are ex- boss? And that is beyond the when she just happens to be Old man gets Jeff Goldblum, pensive, and I like them. I intense focus on her dress and some type of seven year old a moderately hot woman, would not spend that much physical image (I do not mean female Bill Gates. Serious- and a Cowboy Reject, along money on them if I just want- HER focus on her looks, I ly? Sloppy writing. And in with his two awful kids to ed to burn them.) mean EVERYONE ELSE’S Jurassic Park 2, the kids come to an island with di- Instead, I question certain focus on her looks.). There is show up for, like, two min- nosaurs. Jeff Goldblum talks things. For example, why a very fine line on which a utes to give a big middle fin- about Chaos Theory and be- The first of the ongoing Jurassic Park series was re- do I “need” to walk with a woman can tread in the job ger to all the people that comes my hero for all time. leased in 1993 and gained continuous popularity through- man at night? Why is a de- market. It’s not fair, and this is hoped they had died between Samuel L. Jackson is in it. out the years for its vivid effects and cinematography. termined woman referred to as why I am a feminist. the films. Only plus side to Julianne Moore is also in it. OPINION

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Adam McCormick Alex Porter Amanda Lopez Damian Buccilli Dylan Fleming Kelsey Smith “The homecoming foot- “All the activities that “Going to the Football “The See-Saw-a-Thon for “To see and hangout with “Hanging out with the 72 hours.” my friends and alumni.” brothers.” ball game.” happen.” game. FFFFOOOOOTT- TBBBAAALLL!” #Twittin’ Photo of the Edition @Thielensian 1. I blame @Crushesthiel for the pink eye epidemic at Thiel with all the face sit- ting 2. Why didn't Lizzie ever love Gordo back? That is one of the great unan- swered questions of the world. 3. I know you're talking about me Koreans! You don't have to hide it! 4. It's a good day when you get a package and mail. 5. my life has become permanently stuck aboard the struggle bus 6. Pretty sure I just flashed Greenville hall trying to get a lady bug out of my shirt #great 7. if i got money for every meal that ive replced with ramen i could own thiel college 8. I am completely fine with being anonymous...then I stay out of all the bullsh!t 9. Thiel college is a ring in hell. That's the only thing that makes sense.

This picture displayes the 1st annual Pink Run hosted by Zeta Tau Alpha.The men running were so excited about taking 10. Our excuse for everything Thiel lacks in, "we the last lap that they leaped for joy when they finished. The run was held to raise money for brest-cancer awareness go to Thiel College" #enoughsaid compiled by Erin Huff Photo by Maryanne Elder. If you have a picture of Thiel,send it to the [email protected] Fashion Frenzy: Vera Bradley A Traditional Woman leading a by Katie Allgeier, [email protected] Non-Traditional Life: “Dating outside species” One of the fastest-growing trends “I believe it’s because they offer so by Melanie Thompson-Soros, [email protected] in college fashion is Vera Bradley many different options that are so products. Women can be spotted al- practical for everyday use. They are most anywhere toting the signature very durable and washable and for a I had my first date in 1976 and, with the exception of my quilted bags, wallets, and technology college student that is a must,” Fer- two marriages, I have been dating ever since. That, my friends, accessories, obsessing over the latest nandez commented. is a lot of dates! What constituted a date in the 70s might be products and prints. Few of those While the line may be useful, the considered quaint by today’s standards. Dinner and a movie “Bradliacs,”however, know the story fact remains that feminine fashion seems a status quo - but it’s the ending that has changed drasti- behind their fabulous bags, and even was the impetus for the creation of the cally over the years. In the “olden days” a guy ended the fewer know who Vera Bradley actual- company. Most Vera Bradley fans evening with a kiss – if he was lucky. To my horror I have dis- ly was. have their favorite print, whether it be covered that most men today think it should end much differ- While traveling through an airport a cool blue or vibrant pink. ently. Much, much differently. I am an old fashioned kind of in 1982, friends Patricia R. Miller and “Two of my favorite prints are Ellie girl so trying to make a move on me is putting life and limb – Barbara Bradley Braekgaard noted a Blue and Floral Nightingale,” Sara or at least pride – in danger. And I’m talking about manly pride distinct lack of feminine luggage. Merkle, sophomore, commented. – I don’t aim for the face. Taking action, the women soon had “In all honesty my favorite print is With all those years of dating experience behind me I their own luggage business. Named Limes-Up,” Fernandez confessed. “I thought I might take a minute and hand out some advice. And after Baekgaard’s mother, Veronica own between 15-20 different products from what I have seen here at Thiel – it is much needed advice. Bradley—at one time a model for in that print. “ The first, and most important thing I can tell you is this: men Elizabeth Arden—the company began It is clear that the proof is in the are most assuredly from a different planet. They just got lonely designing the now-familiar quilted print, and that, in combination with and decided to search out other planets in the hopes of finding companionship among the species al- cotton bags, selling the pieces from their durability and usefulness, makes ready established there. They landed here, decided they liked what they saw, sent out a homing sig- their Fort Wayne, Ind. headquarters. it easy to see why Vera Bradley prod- nal so that others like them could find us (you know how men hate to ask for directions), grabbed the The company’s line of products has ucts have become so popular among remote and stayed. We are unquestionably attracted to them but have trouble understanding them. since expanded to include everything college women. Have you ever noticed that you and your male companion can look at the same exact thing and each from linens and housewares to iPad see something totally different? This is no coincidence. covers and lap desks. The products What follows is lists of suggestions to help you better navigate your relationships with them. This come in an array of prints; at any giv- is very important, so pay attention ladies. en time the company produces rough- 1) He should be calling you – not the other way around. If there is one thing I know for sure – ly 55 prints, not including their retired if a man is truly interested he will move heaven and earth to get a hold of you to ask you out. prints. These prints, ranging from 2) If he’s only calling you when he’s drunk and/or lonely, just say no – to everything! This be- paisley to floral, combine with the havior is, at the very least, disrespectful – and you deserve to be respected, don’t you? distinctive quilted patterns to create a 3) If he tells you he loves you on the first date you should be suspicious – very, very suspicious. fashion coveted by countless women. You can’t truly love someone unless you really know them and it’s impossible to get to know some- One such woman is Hannah Fer- one that deeply over a burger and fries. Don’t misunderstand me – he might very well be in love with nandez, a sophomore at Thiel. “For parts of you – just not the important part! me personally, it’s a combination of 4) Have you ever been on a date with a guy who was constantly checking out other women? its durability and its bright and fun Kick him to the curb ladies. I’m not joking – cut your losses and run for the hills. If he is already colors. I love that it is practical to use looking for something better than what is sitting right in front of him – he’s a jerk and doesn’t deserve in multiple parts of life,” Fernandez you. responded when asked what made the 5) Don’t be taken in with the line “I just want to be friends.” If a man says he just wants to be Vera Bradley brand so alluring. “I use friends treat him like one of your girlfriends – there should be no extra credit assignments involved. my large tote for school, for travel, as 6) And, finally, don’t judge a book by its cover – seriously, don’t. I once went on a date with a a purse, and as a catch-all. I also love Hells Angel. He opened all my doors, held my chair, asked my opinion (and actually listened to my the fact that there are so many differ- answer) and at the end of the evening seemed just fine with only a good-night kiss. The following ent options for purses and acces- Monday he sent flowers to me at work and called on Wednesday to ask for another date. When I men- sories.” tioned that I was a little surprised at the amount of respect he showed me, considering the reputation One of the most interesting aspects that most motorcycle gang members have, he responded with a hurt “I know how to treat a lady!” of the Bradley boom is its seemingly With the exception of having to ride on the back of a Harley in October (BRRRR) it was an almost inexplicable burst in popularity. perfect evening. Sadly, I couldn’t get past my reservations at what he might actually be doing to Though the company has been in ex- make a living and we decided to part as friends. My point here is this – if he’s wearing geeky glasses istence since 1982, it is only as re- that doesn’t make him a geek, you can help him pick out a new pair. If he looks clean cut – he could cently as the last decade that the line be the biggest jerk ever hiding in a really great looking package. You get the point. Dating outside your species is tricky business but if you take your time and use common sense it has become popular among college Alyssa Besong and Rachel Htchinson women. can be fun and enlightening. And, let’s admit it girls, we really do love them and all their quirky, alien sport Vera Bradley. ways. SPORTS

Page 8 Friday, October 11, 2013 THIELENSIAN Men and Women’s Golf Place Fifth at PAC Invitational by Erin Huff, [email protected] Tennis Team Thinks PINK! Golf is one of the world’s most prestigious games and by Erin Huff, [email protected] yet somehow seems to TC women’s tennis team the no.1 pair match-up and proceeded to win the next be overlooked by the general paired up with the Thiel Ac- Matczak and Tegel defeating five singles matches to gain population. That stereotype tivities Board to bring some the no. 2 pair. Sophomore, the overall win. In front of holds true here at Thiel, cancer awareness to campus Lauren Mittner, who their largest crowd to date considering not many stu- two weeks back. TAB pro- has made quite the name two of our very own claimed dents were aware that our vided the food and drinks, for herself on the tennis berths to the PAC Champi- very own men and women’s while the swinging lady courts, said, “It was amazing onships. Sara Matczak and golf teams participated in Tomcats provided the enter- to have that big of a crowd Emily Carlton, both fresh- the fall PAC Invitational tainment for the afternoon. there to cheer us on; it man, will both be represent- last week and both placed While the crowd gathered made the matches so excit- ing Thiel at this years tour- fifth overall. The two-day around the court all dressed ing.” Sara Matczak took the nament due to their wins at tournament was played in pink, the girls grabbed court for another doubles the Pink Out game. Kashey, at Oak Tree Country Club their rackets and took on match with Lauren Wolfe who was all smiles about the in West Middlesex and both Chatham University. and together they put turnout for the game said, the men and women took Thiel opened the match 3- Chatham’s 3rd pair on the “I’m so happy for both Sara every stroke with care while 0 by defeating both of the sidelines. and Emily. It great that so trying finish close to the top Cougar’s doubles pairs. Once the doubles action many people were their to of the leader board. Kashey and Mittner winning was finished the Tomcats experience it with them.” The invitational is a 36- hole tournament that spans over two days. That score, combined with the scores Pictured above is Bryan Smith. from the spring PAC Invita- women’s team on the first fifth place. The men’s team tional, determines who will day of competition. Fiore, finished with a total score of become the PAC champion who is in his fourth year on 631, while individually, of the year. the team, said, “They (the Smith took sixth place in the The men’s team went into PAC Invites) are all pretty field, Fiore tied for eighth the day with clear heads much the same. Everyone is and junior, Aaron Wakley, and steady hands and fin- geared up for the PAC tour- finished 24th. ished the first day in third nament so there is some Mondl paved the way for place. Individually on Mon- added pressure to play well the lady Tomcats taking 11th day, seniors Matt Fiore and for your team and yourself.” place for the women, while Bryan Smith both shot one- Going into the second day Kayla Langer, junior, fol- over par, while Alyssa of play our very own Tom- lowed suit and took 12th in Mondl, freshman, led the cats were sitting in third and the tournament. Tomcat Marching Pride Meets Alumni Association by Maryanne Elder, [email protected]

Both the Carlton sisters paced the Tomcats in their match against St. Vincent. Emily Carl- ton, above, defends the serve from the Bearcats. Tomcats Host St. Vincent for Homecoming Football

by Erin Huff, [email protected] Homecoming weekend is pen.” in multiple statistical cate- a tradition that every college Their game against Gene- gories the Tomcats suffered and university celebrates. It va was a hard fought battle the PAC loss to the rival is a time to welcome back that unfortunately didn’t Presidents of Washington & alumni of our beloved end they way we had all Jefferson. After immediately school and show a little extra hoped it would, but it sure dropping to a 10-0 deficit school spirit. The strongest showed some promise for early in the first half, the tradition, that has remained the future weeks of play. Go- Tomcat offense got into unbroken at all NCAA ing into the second quarter rhythm when Potter threw a The marching band met with members of the Thiel Alumni Association of Pittsburgh schools, is the football game. Thiel was down 28-6 when 30 yard halfback pass to sen- “This being a homecoming they put the comeback on ior Bill Frizzi, who with his On Sept. 21, 2013 the sonal stories of Thiel Col- Peters Township Band Festi- game definitely makes and racked up 22 unan- reception, earned the first Thiel Tomcat Marching lege. val. It was great to see the everyone want it more,” not- swered points to tie the game touchdown of his career. Pride attended the Peters “It was a pleasure to have alumni and the band mem- ed senior captain Bill Frizzi. going into the third quarter. Potter took control of the Township Band Festival in- you guys here we love to see bers interacting. I especially Over the last several Even with that effort they ground once again, rushing Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. A new things on campus and it enjoyed The alumni's mes- weeks there have been couldn’t hold off the Golden 93 yards on 18 carries, while large majority of the students was great to finally see the sage that Thiel is much more different individuals achiev- Tornados, who went on to Schmidt managed to put up in the Thiel Tomcat March- band,” Hummel said. than a college. It is a family, ing personal goals, and score 21 unanswered points 14 tackles. Junior linebacker, ing Pride are from the Pitts- “I like stories of past peo- and there are alumni all over that’s great, but they seem to to win the game 49-28. They Tom Thorpe made 10 tackles burgh area. The Thiel Alum- ple that have attended or the country and world who have been having a problem found a silver liner in that and rushed the President’s ni Association of Pittsburgh have been places that I have are ready and willing to help putting it all together in defeat though, with Josh Pot- quarterback to record a sack. had arranged before the been where I have been. I current students however order to come out on top of ter, sophomore, and senior Senior quarterback, Andrew TTMP performed to have a think that is what connects they can, be it finding a job, the competition. Week quarterback Andrew Smith Smith, who also shares the meet and greet with any of our past and present. Thiel an internship, or just cooking to week, even with the loss- leading the offense. Smith duties of captain said, “No the Pittsburgh alumni that College is all about rich her- dinner for the band. I think es, each member of the pro- threw two touchdown passes one person can do it by him- had arrived to support the itage and connecting the peo- the students were equally gram is experiencing indi- and left the comfort of the self. I give the credit to all of new edition to the campus. ple that are have attended the thankful that they had a great vidual triumphs and it’s only QB pocket to scramble for my brothers who storm that The weather was rainy and campus before weather that home-cooked meal after a a matter of time before those 28 yards while Potter set the field with me every Satur- there was the worry of mov- is alumni, friends, or family. long bus ride and before a small victories translate into bar high by running 121 day.” ing the band festival inside. I also enjoy a great meal with huge performance,” Andy one big W for our guys. yards on 14 carriers. On the Our men’s football team Class of 83’s very own David my band friends,” Kayla Erb said. Cody McClelland, junior, other side of the ball, juniors will be taking the field to- Hummel and Mary Davis Owens said. The TTMP finished out the said, “I think we are looking Jack Sindlinger and Wes morrow at 3:00 p.m. for the Baden embellished the "We are very appreciative night with a strong perform- for that confidence right now Schmidt recorded 12 tackles annual homecoming game TTMP with a dinner and sto- if the TAA's willingness to ance that impressed the but we can still salvage some a piece for the defense. with the crowning of the ries that made students open organize dinner and an alum- alumni that attended the fes- wins the season. Its only half At W&J the following Sat- homecoming king and queen up and express their own per- ni event for the band at the tival. way over, anything can hap- urday, despite standing out on the 50-yard line. Upcoming Events: Football: Volleyball: Saint Vincent October 12th @ Waynesburg October 12th @ 3:00 p.m. 11:00 a.m.

Thomas More October 19th Westminster October 12th @ @ 1:30 p.m. 3:00 p.m.

Men’s Soccer: Thomas More October 15th Westminster October 16th @ @ 7:00 p.m. 8:30 p.m. Bethany October 19th @ 1:00 Women’s Soccer: p.m. Westminster October 16th @ Senior football captians take center field for the coin toss. 6:30 p.m. Our Tomcats will take on the St. Vincent Bearcats tomorrow at 3:00 p.m. The views and opinions expressed in the Thielensian do not reflect those of the Thiel College community as a whole. The views expressed by the writers of this publication are original to the author and by no means reflect the opinions of Thiel’s faculty, staff, or student body.