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ONLINE SURFING: PARTLY CLOUDY The Pulse has the local HIGH: 45 I LOW: 34 scoop on www.bgmusi- vnvw.bgnews.com cians.com; PAGE 8 independent student press VOLUME 98 ISSUE 114 Res. Life gathers student input By Kara Hull to draw, draft and discuss their initial sessions expressed concerns much like bring about pleasing changes. EDITOR-lfl-CHlEf ideas for the 15-year Residence Life those they cited through the firm's online The firm is looking at the possibility of Campus maps, tracing Master Plan the company will propose. survey in November the Conklin Greek buildinga Greek village with 16-20 hous- paper, markers, pens, And according to /Mimed Ali, an units are too es designed for smaller student numbers colored pencils, comput- intern architect with the firm, large to fill with as well as transforming what associate er-generated floor plans. working with students over their chapter mem- Wesley Page dubs "the frozen tundra" Armed with these sup- shoulders is beneficial for the bers, Rodgers is that exists between Harshman and plies, associates from associates as well as future in need of mas- Kreischer into an area with at least one Hanbury Evans Wright University students. sive renovations other building to encourage community. Vlattas concluded their "We can do this work in the and Harshman Each student that came to view the two-day work session office, but I think the reason we _ and Kreischer firm's progress, was asked to sketch their yesterday in an attempt are here is because in talking with f£,\ Quadrangles are daily route on campus using a map and to gather feedback from students, it can also give us direc- " too isolated. tracing paper. While the trek of One stu- the University communi- tion," he said. "In reality Istudentsl More single dent doesn't say much, when associates ty on ideas the architec- will not be able to see the changes ■BCte? rooms and ways overlap dozens of routes, it gives insight ture firm is considering now, but give suggestions for future to increase pnva- into the pedestrian paths on campus, Ashley Kunu BG News for the future of on-cam- generations. The most important MAPPING IT OUT: Michael cy in the resi- which are helpful in the planning PLANNING AHEAD: Michael Kuchta, an associate pus housing. ding is to be able to plant die seed Kuchta points out possible deuce halls were with Hanbury Evans Wright Vlattas architecture firm, Associates from the now," locations of future buildings, also discussed. FIRM, PAGE 2 speaks on the future of on campus housing. firm set up a studio- like According to Michael Kuchta, an In response, atmosphere in the Union associate with the firm, students at the associates are toying with ideas that may

Bush thanks PART TWO OF CPA SERIES soldiers on Citizens enter firearms anniversary portion of training By David Schrag BySCOTUINDLAW his head with them for a prayer, CITY NEWS EOIIOB THE ASSOCIATED PRESS then dug in. Most of us grew up on laser tag guns, water guns and cap guns and FORT CAMPBELL, Ky. — A Bush gave the speech in the played cops and robbers while having a great time, but when real guns year after he sent troops to Iraq, same outdoor field where he are involved the fun changes to complete terror and dismay. President Bush thanked thou- addressed troops in November This past week the sixth class of the Citizens Police Academy met and sands who have returned home 2001, shortly after the terrorist got some first-class hands on experience on the firearms that the for "a job well done" and said the attacks against New York and Bowling Green Police Division uses, and actually got to fire 10 rounds United States must persevere in Washington; so yesterday's out- off a duty-issued Smith & Wesson .40 caliber auto pistol. the war against terrorism. ing brought him full-circle. Being a member of the Citizens Police Academy I also got to see what "After the pep talk for the Bush told the soldiers they it was like to fire the pistol. My nerves had been on edge all week and troops, Bush met privately with were serving "at a crucial hour in when the officer handed me the pistol and showed me how to fire it, my 133 survivors of 46 who never the history of freedom." hands started to sweat and the uneasiness was heightened. made it home. "In the first war of the 21st The officer said "fire," so I did. The first of ten shots landed on the He also walked the chow line century," he said, "you're cheek of the firing target. The adrenaline kicked in after the slight recoil with his wife, Laura, and with defending your fellow citizens and then I squeezed the trigger hesitandy nine more times releasing soldiers, picking out fried against ruthless enemies. And the, what seemed to be, invisible bullets into the target. shrimp, com and broccoli. by your sacrifice, you're making The officer showed me the target. Two head shots, eight scattered Scores of soldiers sat ramrod- our country more secure." around the torso. Not too bad for my first time ever holding a pistol, not straight as Bush entered the "Interviews with troops here to mention shooting live ammunition. But I would never want to do it mess hall. The president bowed suggested that Bush retains the again. strong support The feeling that goes through you when you fire, is an empowering one, but it is extremely frightening to hold something that can do so ».T o* of the rank and file in the mili- much damage to another human being. This is something a police offi- Iraq: one year later tary, although cer has to deal with daily. Not my cup of tea 1 ■■«««>■ MIWMWI a—m many have It's hard to keep a constant focus when your adrenaline is running :r^ --as lost comrades rampant. Daniel Weber, sophomore and member of the Citizens Police in Iraq. Fort Academy tried to focus as much as he could. Campbell has "I have shot a few guns before, but this was the first time I've ever shot 1M i* the third- a hand gun," Weber said. "While I was shooting I was focused on the HM MtaMMlMMlitNiy largest military feel of the hand gun and I was also nervous about the kick of the gun." v R n ■ ■ population in According to the Citizens Police Academy lesson plan, the goal of allow- M ..:*i»»i 1H.M \ ■ the Army. ing the members of the CPA to take part in the firearms training is to — — »—' 1 familiarize them with the firearms issued to Bowling Green Police M T__5S 1*1,141 1 Of the 564 U.S. service Officers. In addition to giving them an overview of the the firearms Mtua S members who training program. u.t.m«* iiN>m have died in Along with allowing us to fire the Smith & Wesson, Officer Roger Kem Iraq, 65 were Mike HOpi BG News displayed some of the department's other firearms that they can use if '■■■ -r, need be. attached to TARGET PRACTICE Daniel Weber practices firing a .40 caliber One in particular was the items that were classified as less than Fort Smith and Wesson pistol as Bowling Green police officer Roger Kern observes. Weber along with fellow students and residents are partic- 1 CPA. PAGE 2 ■ II i J » ■ IRAQ, PAGE 2 ipating in the 10 week training program for the BGPO CPA program.

Kappa Delta fundraiser for Prevent Child Abuse America

By AlKaJ. Miller Community. those in the Bowling Green area. to serve jail time with a live band, food, Center in Bowling Green, Ohio and the REPORT EH Raffle tickets will also be sold the day Purchasing tickets for the event will aid and video games during their stay. Children's Hospital in Richmond, Saturday afternoon, from 10am-2pm, of the event for SI to win door prizes. In the child abuse prevention primarily in The history of this philanthropy has Virginia the Beta Mu sisters of Kappa Delta will the past prizes awarded include jewelry, this community. proven fruitful, through their national Current President of Beta Mu Chapter, host their annual lail-N-Bail event in gift certificates, and electronic items. Those "arrested" and sentenced to the organization effort, more than 2.5 mil- Beth Dutridge expressed her feelings support of child abuse prevention. Prior Sponsors such as Best Buy and Showcase Kappa Delta House on campus will be lion dollars has been given towards the towards the event by saying that "lail-N- to this Shamrock Event they hold yearly, Cinema of Maumee have contributed to welcomed to food and festivities to pass cause. In addition to Prevent Child Abuse tickets for the event can be purchased by the success of the event in past years. the jail time they are sentenced until America, funds raised from Saturday's students, staff, and the Bowling Green Everyone is encouraged to "arrest" their bail is paid. Prisoners are welcomed event will go to The Children's Resource FUNORAISER, PAGE 2

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FIRM. FROM PAGE 1 it doesn't." dents have financial restraints And that goes for renovations wants to support." to work with various focus groups But the firm's ideas and sketch- and we're not willing to produce a too. But as the sessions prove, right and Residence Life staff to get piOCCSS. es reflect the company's under- lot of housing that's pretty but "We're trying to think about now any ideas are worth dis- more concrete ideas for future pro- "When you overlap ihem, you standing of the financial burden unaffordable," he said. "It's the Ircnovationsl in a feasible way," cussing. jects by the end oftlie semester or slan to understand where the that comes with any renovations trickiest part of this planning ... Kuchta said "Our goal is to make "Anywhere there's not a build- early summer. Read the BG News patterns go." Kuchta said. "You or new housing projects, Kuchta but we understand that there's no sure that whatever renovations ing, we'll look at putting one," forfiirtlier updates. start to learn where it makes said. magic pot of money other than happen are both what students Kuchta said. sense to put buildings and where "We realize that a lot of stu- what students will be paying." want and what the University Editor's Note: The firm expects

Soldiers look forward to increase in troops Proceeds

IRAQ, FROM PAGE 1 said he wanted to hear I know he was proud to chief, at a time when mil- polls show that voters "misled" about the threat benefit BG Bush say he would send give his life for his coun- itary leadership occupies approve of the way Bush of Saddam Hussein's Campbell. Another seven more troops to Iraq to try." center stage in the presi- is handling terrorism. weapons of mass from this base died in bolster the current force. Bush was to meet with dential campaign. Those surveys suggest destruction. community Afghanistan. Many soldiers here are the families of more than On the eve of the one- the public remains divid- As he walked the meal still grieving for fallen 40 soldiers who died in year anniversary of the ed about the Iraq war. line here, Bush brushed "It's about time we got FUNDRAISER. FROM PAGE 1 somebody in a key posi- friends. Iraq. U.S.-led invasion of Iraq, Polish President off a reporter's question "When my buddy died, The trip yesterday was Bush's intention yester- Aleksander Kwasniewski, about Kwasnieski's com- Bail is such a beneficial philan- tion to do what we need thropy that touches everyone's to do" in leading the mili- it was the saddest day of part of Bush's campaign day was to place his polit- a key U.S. ally, said ments. "I'm here to eat my life," said Spc. Brian to persuade Americans to ical strong suit on full dis- Thursday he may with- dinner," the president lives." tary, said Sgt. Jerry TUcker, While 20% of proceeds will go who served in Iraq. Belue. "But I know he give him another four play. draw troops early from said, shaking his head. died for a great cause and years as commander in By a 2-to-l margin, Iraq and that Poland was outside the community to aid in a Staff Sgt. Ion Meyer nation-wide cause, the remainder of funds will go to the Bowling Green Community. "Keeping the proceeds from the event in the local area reaches out to our com- munity", said Dutridge. The legacy began in 1980 when Kappa Delta began supporting the CPA learns how to use less than lethal weapons Prevention of Child Abuse which led them to start their annual CPA, FROM PAGE 1 politically correct term." weapon and might pose a I've learned a lot about more about an officer's suit. A particular one of threat to the officer. If the laws and procedures job." Many scary and national philanthropy, The Shamrock Project. In 1983 a pio- interest was the gas gun officer first the less than practiced by the police," This was the sixth of 10 extremely fun times are neer of Kappa Delta, the late lethal. which fires a metal slug lethal weapon and it hits a Weber said. Most people classes for the Citizens ahead. Criminals beware, "These (firearms) used with a blue foam rubber person in the chest, it will involved in the CPA are Police Academy, and in the members of the CPA Donna Stone, founded what today to be called non-lethal is recognized as Prevent Child tip. When fired accurately, bounce off them and ren- criminal justice majors, or the weeks ahead we will are watching' you! weapons, but they were it can hit a target up to 75 der the person disorient- people who have an inter- be given the chance to Abuse America. changed to less than yards away in the chest. ed from lack of breath. est in being a pan of the learn self-defense and Stone's passion for awareness of lethal, "Officer Roger Kern One use for it is to stop "So far I'm having lots justice system, but others lest our skills on an child abuse was the foundation for said. "I guess it is a more someone who has a of fun with the academy, simply want to learn instructor in a padded the organization's dedication to the protection of children nationwide.

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WORSHIP: (across from McDonald Dorm Parking Lot) College Sunday School - 9:30 a.m ■ Weekend Liturgies - Sat. 5p.m.; Sun. 10 & Noon, 7:00p.m. Wednesday Bible Study • Rosarv Praver Group held every Sunday in St. Thomas Night Praise - Worship-10:45 a.m. & Worship More's Morton Room (connected to the chapel) at 6:30p.m. A Contemporary • Sacrament ol Reconciliation - 4:15-4:45 Saturday or by Celebration Monday 9 00 pm Join us for Monthly Suppers for College Students appointment. 7:00 p.m. & also Sunday VOLUNTEER SERVICE: 9 45 am • Opportunity to tutor • Service in soup kitchens 3 15 S. College Drive - 3 blocks south otcampus FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH ■ Involvement in social justice issues, etc. (Disciples of Christ) (419) 353-9305 or 3S3-6675 www.simarksluthprnnbg.org wwyv.sttoms.com/emall; [email protected] Rev. Dale L. Schaefer • Rev. Chris Young Haskins at Poe Road, Bowling Green WWW.BGNEWS.COM Friday, March 19.2004 3 www.bgnews.com/campus DON'T MISS THIS YEAR'S JABBERWOCK Friday, March 19th, 2004, the Ladies of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc. will host labberwock, an annual cele- bration of scholarship, talent and fashion. The doors open at 7pm. This year's show willl feature the theme: "Unity through Diversity." Tickets priced: $7, $10 and a party is 'included. CAMPUS

7:30-HHX)p.m. 8:00 p.m. Delta Sigma Theta's Symphonic Band and Concert THE BLOTTER labberwock Fashion Show Band Monday: $7 admission The Symphonic Band is direct- Complainant reported money was 202A Boiven-Tliompson ed by Dr. Bruce Moss and taken from the first floor ot the Student Union Concert Band is directed by Dr. Business Administration Building. h'nhart Gnmd Ballroom 1 lubert Toney |r. Free and open An ill female in Kohl Hall was trans- to the public ported to the Wood County Hospital by get^^^^^^^ I lie calendar ol events i*.a laken from 11:00 p.m. KobackerHall BG ambulance hllp^M'ww.bgsitedu/calendar/calcndar.html UAO Pub Series presents Moore Musical Arts Center The driver of the Heringhaus was Smash the Windows attempting to leave a parking space in Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with 10-30p.rn.-2aTOa.nl. Lot 14 while a University Police vehicle Celtic runes Delta Sigma Theta's was driving down the lane and the life Black Swamp Pub labberwock After Party vehicles ran into each other. Minor 8:30 a.m. II) a.m.-3 p.m. 11 .i.m.i pin. damage to both vehicles. Research Project Clinics pro- USG Info Table Anime Raffle Ticket Sales Boiven-'lhompson Student vide undergraduate students IISG will be informing students Union lablry 8:00-9:00 p.m. Union 202B-Community Room Complainant on campus advised with the opportunity to work about the cuts to higher educa- Ring World: Saturn - its rings & thai her ex-boyfriend keeps trying to one-on-one with a librarian on tion and asking diem to sign 11:30 a.m. moons & theCassini-Huygens 11:00 p.m. make contact with her even though a specific research assignment. letters to the State Legislantre Africana Studies Research Space Mission UAO Movie: Scary Movie 3 she has told him to stop. To schedule an appointment, Union lobliy Colloqium luncheon Multi-media show in the Sponsored bv University Tuesday: undergraduate students may The Africana Studies Faculty is Planetarium, SI donation sug- Activities Organization Complainant in Moseley Hall report- ed stacked chairs tied with a phone IN .i.iii 1 p.m. gested. Planetarium Show is Boiven-'lhompson Student call 372-6943, or stop by the pleased to announce the 7th cord, a garbage can and a cement Information/Hefcrence IX^k Sign-ups for'IKi Idol" Annual Africana Studies followed by star gazing in the Union Theater Observatory if weather per- block in front of a restroom. on the first flcxir of lerome Dance Marathon fundraiser Student Research Colloquium. Complainant in McDonald Hall Library sponsored by Delta Sigma Pi This day-long event is comple- mits. ll:30p.m.-2:30a.m. BGSU Planetarium -112 Dance Marathon Pancake reported an unknown person urinated Jerome library Union Lobby mented by a luncheon that will in the hallway of Mac North. include a 12:30 keynote Physical Sciences Lab Bldg. Breakfast Sponsored by Alpha Omicron Pi A University police officer assisted 9 .i.nii p.m. 11 ,i.m. I p.m. address by Dr. Mae lemison, the Bowling Green Police Division with Dove Ball Ticket Sales St. loseph's Day Lunch U.S. astronaut on the 8:00 p.m. loin AOII for the 2nd Dance Degree Recital: Oliva 1 larriston, Marathon Pancake Breakfast of a non-injury accident on North Main Sponsored by Zeta Phi Beta Come to Founders Dining ENDEAVOR in 1992. She grad- Street. Sorority Center to enjoy a taste of uated from Stanford University soprano Harriston is a student die semster S4, bursarable lor of Dr. lane Schoonmaker pancakes, sausage, and OJ. Complainant reported someone had Union lobby I'olanil as we celebrate St. in 1977 with double majors in taken money from his room in loseph's Day, our line features African-American Studies and Rodgers FOR THE KIDS!!! Ibis event is free and open to AOII house McDonald Hall 9-11a.m. authentic Polish Kielbasa, Chemical Engineering. Kyle Benzle. Milliard. Ohio, was cited the public Raffle Tickets Sweet and Sour Cabbage, 202A Bowen-Thompson for possession of marijuana. Bnan Recital Hall. Kappa Delta will be raffling off Chicken Paprika and Pierogics Student Union Complainant reported her bookbag Moon- Musical Arts (.enter tickets for their jail-n-bail, Ivunders Keepers lixxl (hurl was stolen in University Hall passing out ribbons and selling 7:00-11:00 p.m. An ill female student in Offenhauer shamrocks for Prevent Child 11 a.m. 2 p.m. Musician's Guild Concert East was transported to the Wood Abuse America Dance Marathon Shirt Sale Bowen-Thompson Student County Hospital. Union Ixtbby sponsored by Rodgers I lall Union Mullipurjxise Room Union lobby HAVEN'T YOU PAID / ENOUGH TO GET YOUR INVESTING ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE. BGSU DIPLOMA?! WHICH EXPLAINS WHY WE HELP SO MANY ROCKET SCIENTISTS.

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Top ten funniest TV personalities Give the meaning of PEOPLE KEN "Jimmy Kimmel Live" is about Kilburn, who will never see his L0TICH as uncanny of a standard late- name on any list of funny peo- holidays a second look night show as there is today - ple. ON THE STREET U-wire Columnist but that is what makes the show 3) Bemie Mac. He has a hit TV work. show, is one of the best comedi- Do you think Martha African American organizations I also can't forget "Crank ans of all time and is one of the KHARY on college campuses holding Stewart should their tributes and programs, With the recent release of Yankers." which is probably one original "Kings of comedy." Mac JACKSON what happens for this holiday? Chris Rock being proclaimed at of the most ingenious shows ranks right up there with some of go to jail? inion Columnist Do we really take to heart his die top of Entertainment ever created. The use of puppets the best stand-up material along Weekly's "Top 25 Funniest making prank phone calls is with Rock. message of peace and accep- This is the first year that I tance? People in America." it seems sheer brilliance. Mac simply tells it like it is. He only fitting to throw my "tree 7) Will ferrell. One of the true offends many, and he makes it have noticed so much hoopla Hell, while I'm on a roll, what fitty" in on this whole ordeal. greats ever to grace "Saturday known that it does not maner to over St. Patty's Day. I'm sure I've about Black History Month? I heard some things in previous noticed a plethora of television I'm only going to tackle my Night Live," Ferrell left the cast to him. top 10 here, and yes, unfortu- pursue movies and other oppor- I le also has some poise with years, but this year things really ads about saluting "our" month nately there are no females on tunities, but unlike most of the his acting, most recently playing seemed exciting. But 1 was left, on nearly every channel. All the this list. But two things before odier castaways of dlis show, he a mall manager alongside the in a word, befuddled. What was good Spike Lee movies are you write me a letter: 1) 1 am a has struck big screen success. late John Ritter in die very funny the point? Was there a reason showing up on cable, and "soul male (Is this an excuse? Probably With movies like "Old School" movie "Bad Santa." BERNIE WILLIAMS for us celebrating this holiday? food" starts appearing in the From all I could see, the point University dining centers. They not). 2) lessica Simpson was No. and "Elf." Ferrell has been grant- 2) Conan O'Brien. O'Brien has SENIOR, II. ed the star power needed to get the liest late-night show on TV of the holiday was to wear are always sure to include fried So without further ado, here future funny comedy scripts. right now. The thing that works MUSIC PERFORMANCE green, get drunk and vomit chicken and greens. we go: 6) Malt Stone and Trey Parker. best for O'Brien is his ability to green. And all I can think of is all The residence halls all have 10) Triumph, the Insult Comic These guys count as one in my continually make fun of himself. "Yes, so she can make the green dollar bills that were their messages up and handy Dog. Yes, a puppet made die list. book as diey are rarely seen And unlike most late-night people her bitch." wasted on the greenest day of historical nuggets to share The man behind the madness, without one another. For those talk shows, his interviews are not the year save Arbor Day. about Harriet Tubman and Robert Smigcl, owns the hand of you who have never watched about kissing celebrity ass. Call me crazy, but these holi- Frederick Douglas. This is all that keeps Triumph's cigar in his TV diese two men are die gods O'Brien's show just had its 10- days are making less and less fine and good, but I can't help mouth (sometimes). I lis sketch- restionsible for the funniest car- year anniversary, and I could sense. And I am not just solely but wonder how much of these es of Triumph featured on die toon ever, "South lvark" (sorry, definitely see the show moving talking about St. Patty's Day. benevolent, socially conscious What about President's Day? "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" Ban). into a more predominant time efforts are a result of societal show have had him taking on a The show created one of the slot in the next couple of years. What do we do? We take a day pressure rather than an honest no-holds-barred style, saying greatest pop icons of all time in 1) Dave Chappelle. Granting off and barbecue or watch desire to salute and educate? ESPN. 1 faintly remember how what he wants as he verbally uri- the potty-mouthed Eric Cartman Chappelle die championship is How much of the nation's pro- nates on Star Wars geeks and as "an 8-year-old Archie Bunker," not one based on something my elementary school teacher black demonstrations are real? overrated celebrities. as Stone and Parker so eloquent- trendy or on impulse. Chappelle DICK KENDALL would lead class discussions on The point of all of this is not Triumph's album "Come Poop ly put it. has been around for years, deliv- the presidents and why they are to slam any of these holidays. 1 JUNIOR, historically significant. Not that want to ask if we're really honor- With Me" is also a definite pick- "South Park" has evolved ering his clever catchphrases on up. tremendously from its first the stand-up comedy stage. INTERNATIONAL STUDIES we youngsters cared a great ing these holidays anymore. 9) Dave Attell. This stand-up episode in 1997, giving viewers I remember watching him on deal; but the issue was raised. How many of us just go on What about Halloween? autopilot and go through the comic quite possibly has the best everything from Mr. Hankey, a "Def Comedy lam" and "Half "Yes She makes drop- job in the world next to a porn talking piece of feces, to a stoncr Bilked" and thinking this guy is Someone informed me, upon appropriate motions when a pine the soap my agitated inquiry, that there particular holiday comes up? film cameraman. I lis job towel named Towelie. really mellow, but he is hilarious. look stylish. was a historical meaning If it's St. Patty's Day, maybe we description on the show 5) Chris Rock. Although grant- His way of telling a story would behind this holiday regarding can discuss the value of the "Insomniac" is as follows: Stay ed the top slot on EW's list, Rock build the audience up, and then the eariy Christians and pagans green, and perhaps have a salu- up all night go to cool places all grabs No. 5 here. Rock has as he often says "Bam!" he hits and how it was a time of solidar- tary drink. If it's Halloween, over the world, talk to random earned this slot for his quotabili- you with the punch line. Often ity for people. Well how in the maybe we can ruminate over people, drink lots of alcohol and ty and stand-up routines, which the audience does not know hell would we know that now the spiritual and/or social take some pictures. Yes, life is are the best in the business, what to expect, and Chappelle's from looking around? implications of the rituals we're unfair. hands down. extra-gooly nasal voice always I was never told that. I just Although the job seems like a I dare anyone out there to try adds some extra laughs. so accustomed to. If it's knew we dressed in demonic breeze, the way Attell interacts watching "Here Comes the Pain" "Chappelle's Show" is some- Veterans' Day, maybe we can outfits and received free candy. invite some veteran speakers to with these strangers is what and "Bigger and Blacker" back to thing that should have been It was the coolest night of the our campus to lead discussions makes the show work. The way back without going into cardiac done a long time ago He has GREG HALL year. Why don't we talk about about war and politics among he deals with the slightly odd to arrest. They are dial funny. reinvented and created a higher SOPHOMORE, TC0MM that stuff now? those interested, and make it the completely insane is an an 4) Ion Stewart. As "The Daily standard for all future sketch form diat only Attell can do. Show" commercials say, it is the comics. What about Veterans' Day? more of a campus priority. "She should just make This holiday gets a litde more 8.) Jimmy kimmel. Let's face it. most important news show Well, that's it, folks. While most students are coverage than the previously "The Man Show" sucks without "ever" and most people actually looking back at tliis list, I've me a sandwich." grateful for the days off, many mentioned holidays, but what professors and administrators him and Adam Corolla, loe do get their news from "The noticed that each man has his do we really do with this? Do we Rogan and that other guy could- Daily Show." RightfiuTy so. "The own distinctive personality and are frustrated with them make pilgrimages to because they shorten the time n't even pour Kimmel and Daily Show" has always used the style that works well for him as Washington DC. and look at the used to educate their students. ( i in ilia a cold one, let alone try formula of mixing in the much an individual. statues and names of the sol- Why does this time have to be to host their own show. lighter side of hard-news stories Even if you completely dis- diers who were killed in battle? wasted? Whenever 1 turn on die show, it with their "correspondents" ask- agree widi my takes, keep smil- How do we make the holiday Let's enjoy the time off— 1 reminds me of a bad movie ing some of the most ridiculous ing and chuckling at those who accessible to the average Khary know I do — but while we're sequel that couldn't negotiate a questions ever. make you laugh. who doesn't have any war veter- relaxing we can give these holi- fat-enough contract for the stars Stewart took the show to new We definitely' need more of ans in his immediate family? days more meaning and rele- in the first one to come back. levels when he replaced Craig that in the world. CHRIS ROGERS What about Martin Luther vance by finding a way to incor- SENIOR, VCT King, Ir. Day? I might sound porate them into our own lives. Be afraid ... be very afraid. ridiculous mentioning this These holidays are brimming "Yes. They should nationally treasured holiday with educational possibilities, if that thousands fought to create, we choose to use them. Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth have put her in before but humor me here. she started cooking." Aside from the actions from Send all comments to: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: fear of long words the NAACP and numerous [email protected]

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First meeting between the BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY two teams Sept. 24 at Northern Illinois (ESPN/ESPN 2) The Falcons won 34-18 in 2003. Oct. 2 at Temple The Falcons won the last meeting 42-23 in 2001. Oct. 9 at Central Michigan BGSU won 23-3 last season. Falcons waiting Oct. 16 Ball State (Homecoming) The Falcons won 41 -14 in 2003. Oct. 23 at Ohio The Falcons won 72-21 in on home opener the last meeting, 2002. Oct. 30 Eastern Michigan By Elliott Schreiner tomorrow could end up being The Falcons won 33-20 last ASSISTAHI SPORIS EDITOR "Its going to be a season. a home or away affair, depend- The Bowling Green baseball test for us to see Nov. 6 Western Michigan ing on which field will be more BGSU won 32-21 in 2003. team will have their first home where we are in ready for action. Nov. 13 Marshall game of the season. Maybe. On top of the wicked weath- The Thundering Herd won After having Tuesday's game the conference. er, the Falcons will also have to against Siena Heights can- be prepared to face some sti- 37-31 in last meeting in 2001. celled due to snow, the Falcons They've gone out Nov. 23 at Toledo and played with fling competition. (ESPN/ESPN 2) will have to wait yet again as Eastern is the defending this afternoon's Mid-American the big boys." MAC champion and has The Falcons won 31-23 last Conference opener against season. played some of the finest com- Dec. 2 Mid-American Eastern Michigan has also DANNY SCHMITZ. petition in the nation this sea- Conference Championships been cancelled. BG BASEBALL COACH son. The Eagles have traveled (SiteTBA) "It's been a day-to-day all around the country, playing thing," BG head coach Danny "It would be nice," he said. Oklahoma State, Kentucky, BG curlers compete Schmitz said. "It's tough going "We actually practiced on the Tennessee and the No.l team to Florida and having an out- field on Monday. in the nation, Texas. in national tourney standing spring trip. 1 just want Unfortunately, Mother Nature The Eagles have mustered ST. PAUL, Minn. —A group to get the boys back on the said enough of that." just a 3-9 record but with the of Bowling Green State field." This weekend's schedule competition should be one of BG News File Photo University students competed The one thing Schmitz still isn't set though. the more seasoned teams in UN-HITTABLE: Bowling Green's Tyler Saneholtz has not allowed a in the College Curling wants the most is for the With the weather acting the run in 16 innings pitched. Saneholtz and the Falcons will try to get National Tournament last weather to start behaving. way it is, BG's double header BASEBALL PAGE 6 in some innings against Eastern Michigan this weekend. weekend. The team was one of 25 par- ticipating teams from colleges across the nation. The Falcon squad, com- prised of students Matt Sussman, Matt Cary and Nichole Rominski, lost all Alabama relays up first for track team three matches to teams from Michigan State, Weber State By Danielle Tanner Eastern Illinois, Ole Miss, and and Marquette. SPORIS REPORTER Last month the same team, M iddle Tennessee, among others. which also included While snow is stubbornly lin- MAC opponent Western University student Cullen gering here in Bowling Green, the Michigan will also he competing Gatten, who was unable to BG women's track team will get to and will be an important team for make the trip to St. Paul, took open their season by enjoying the Falcons to beat third place out of seven teams some Southern weather for the The Falcon sprinters will be try- in the Great Lakes College weekend. ing to continue their impressive Curling Regional tournament The team heads to Tuscaloosa, performances of the indoor sea- held in Detroit. Ala. to compete in the Alabama son, as will the middle distance Relays, which begin tomorrow and distance runners. The out- morning and continue through door season will be interesting, Sunday. with additional events, such as After closing their indoor sea- the steeplechase and the javelin son widi an eighth place finish at throw, which were not a part of the Mid-American Conference the indoor season. Also, the sprint Championships, the Falcons look races are slightly longer, with the Falcons to improve their winning ways shortest outdoor race at 100 and move up in the conference meters, rather than 60 meters. ranks at the end of the outdoor The outdoor season is hill of face off season. challenges for a team that consis- The team will be traveling tently posted records and person- much more in the outdoor sea- al best times in the indoor season. son than they did in the indoor The team will strive to continue against season. Their schedule includes that standard of excellence as competitions in Tennessee, Iowa, they begin competing outdoors. Michigan, and Ohio. Though NOTES: Bowling Green sprint- MAC foes they will be on the road more, er Alicia Taylor broke the MAC there are several new faces who record for the 60-meter hurdles By Kevin Shields will be helping the team in the with a time of 8.38 at the Alex SPORTS REPORTER outdoor season. Wilson Invitational in South After a third place finish at the The Falcons will have their Bend, Ind. over spring break. The Big Red Classic in Ocala, Fla., the work cut out for them this week- previous MAC record was 8.43, BG men's golf team will head end as they face several teams shared by Kent State's Aja Ferris from Alabama, as well as other down to Horida again to com- M*e Metqn BG News and Central Michigan's Andrea states around the country. Baker. pete in the El Diablo NEW SEASON: Bowling Green's Nicole Standback clears a hurdle during an indoor meet at Bowling Intercollegiate tournament. Schools competing in the meet Taylor's mark was a provisional Green's Perry Fieldhouse. The Falcon track and field team will compete in the Alabama Relays this include Birmingham-Southern, qualifier for the NCAA indoor The tournament will feature weekend to kick off the outdoor season. many Mid-American Alabama State, lackson State, track and field championships. Conference teams and teams from the Falcons' district The site will be Citrus Springs, Fla. and Marshall is playing host. "The field consists of more schools from our district and Tough teams await BG conference this weekend," head Tennis team looks to coach Garry Winger said. "So we'll use this weekend to judge By Ryan Autullo can and not worry about wins and where we are at here heading SPORTS REPORTER losses. The competition we are see- into April." The Falcons will travel to ing is more difficult than the MAC." The team is lead by Adam Balls Marietta, Ga this weekend for their One aspect Ross-Shaw would extend win streak right now, who is coming off a fourth and final tournament of the like to focus on is the offense, or fourth place overall finish. His season. The 25 team Buzz Classic lack of it. BGSU is batting a meager By layme Ramson Manon Kruse and Carien coach is hoping the team rounds of 75, 71 and 73 put him will consist of five pools of five .194 this season and has been shut SPORIS EDITOR Venter, ranked No. 22. handles the challenges of only six shots behind the first teams each. The top two teams in out in eight different contests on The Bowling Green The Raiders lost 5-2 to No. facing nationally ranked place finisher. each pool, along with two at-larges, the year. Ross-Shaw has yet to etch women's tennis team will 4 Vanderbiit on Monday. opponents and playing Other big performers have qualify for a single elimination her lineup in stone and plans to use face a nationally ranked Kruse, the team's top singles their first outdoor matches been He;.th Ziglar and Craig tournament beginning on Saturday the Buzz Classic as an indication of team this weekend when player, ranked 55th by the of the spring. Pickerel. evening. which lineup she will use. they play in Las Vegas, Nev. ITA, lost her first singles "It's an adjustment from Ziglar finished tied for seventh North Carolina State (11-14), "Many of the girls are hitting the for their first outdoor match of the spring against indoors to out," coach and Pickerel finished tied for Tulsa (21-9), Eastern Illinois (8-12), same right now," Ross-Shaw said. matches since the fall sea- Vanderbiit Penny Dean said. "That's 11th this past weekend. and Georgia State (7-12) await "Only five-six spots in the batting son. The Falcons (8-4 overall, partly why we're going out Ziglar was also the top finisher BGSU (6-10) in pool competition order are for sure. We're going to The Falcons take on No. 2-0 in the Mid-American there and playing because for the Falcons in the season- on Friday and Saturday. The give kids chances to play." 46 UNLV today at 2 pm, Conference) get a two-game we can count on the weath- opening tournament two weeks Falcons finished 1-5 at the Cougar Although the Falcon offense has then play Middle Tennessee reprieve in Las Vegas from er and get in a couple out- ago. He shot a 222 total for the Classic in Charleston, S.C. last been anemic early on in the sea- State Sunday at 10 a.m. conference matches before door matches because 54-hole Charleston Southern weekend and head coach Leigh son, the pitching has been out- The UNLV Rebels won heading back to the when we get back our MAC Kick-Off Classic tournament Ross-Shaw expects the competi- standing. Liz Vrabel currendy has their most recent match Midwest to play Eastern matches are scheduled out- where he finished third overalL tion to be equally as tough in an era of 1.45, but only has a record against UC Riverside, 6-1. Michigan and Toledo next side too, no guarantee with The 54- hole El Diablo Marietta. of 3-6 to show for it. Lindsay They are 7-3 in dual match weekend. the weather, but we have to Intercollegiate tournament will "We just want to focus on our Heimrich and lody Johnson have play for the spring season. Bowling Green will ride a be held tomorrow and Sunday. play and not our stats," Ross-Shaw ERA'S of 1.75 and 2.65 respectively. Middle Tennessee State three-match winning streak said. "We want to play as hard as we (8-4) has a doubles team of into Nevada, and their TENNIS. PAGE 6

GETINONTH£ACnONATWWW.BGNEWS.COnVSPORTS 6 Friday. March 19,2004 SPORTS WWW.BGNEWS.COM Eastern has four hitters First round tourney action with .300 McNamara lights up BYU batting BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) —Andre Rafael Araujo had 24 points game for the 10th straight year F.mmett scored 20 points to and 12 rebounds for BYU (21- and will play eighth-seeded help Texas Tech beat Charlone 9). Alabama in the second round. in Red Raiders coach Bob Maryland 86, UTEP 83 Things went much averages Knight's first game in Buffalo DENVER (AP) — Chris smoother than Stanford's last since his 2000 finale with McCray scored 19 points, visit to Seattle, a 75-62 loss to BASEBALL FROM PAGE 5 Indiana. including two free throws with the Washington Huskies larrius Jackson added 17 13.6 seconds left, and almost two weeks ago — the the MAC. points for Texas Tech 123-101. Maryland held off Texas-El only blemish on an otherwise "It's going to be a test for us to Curtis Withers led Charlotte Paso. perfect season. see where we are in the confer- (21-9) with 17 points and nine John GJlchrisI added 18 LeRoy Hurd led Texas-San ence," Schmitz said. "They've rebounds. points, and lamar Smith had Antonio (19-14) with 18points. gone out and played the big Syracuse 80, BYU 75 14 for the Terrapins (20-11), Alabama 65, Southern boys." DENVER (AP) — Gerry coming off an overtime win Illinois 64 Eastern brings some heavy McNamara hit nine 3-pointers against Duke in the ACC title SEATTLE (AP) — Antoine hitters to the game as Brian and had 43 points for defending game, lohn Tofi had 16 points Pettway hit a six-foot runner Bixler, Matt Moffett, Ryan Ford national champion Syracuse. for UTEP (24-8). with five seconds left to lift and Derrick Peterson each hit Syracuse (22-7) shot 53 per- Stanford 71, Texas-San Alabama past Southern over .300, while senior Todd cent and got 20 points from Antonio 45 Illinois. Kimling leads the team with Hakim Warrick, but couldn't SEATTLE (AP) — )osh Southern Illinois' Darren three home runs. breathe easy against 12th-seed- Childress scored six of his 26 Brooks, the Missouri Valley The Falcons are looking to ed BYU until McNamara hit points during a key 12-0 burst Conference player of the year, their pitching to get them by. three free throws in the final 16 midway through the second missed a long jumper at the "I think we are a team that we seconds. buzzer. half and reserve Matt 1 laryasz let) Rotarson AP Photo have to prove ourselves every- The Orangemen, the fifth added 10 points for Stanford. Earnest Shelton scored 18 day," Schmitz said. "The pitch- seed in the Phoenix Regional, Stanford (30-1), the No. 1 points for Alabama (18-12). SWOOSH: Syracuse guard Gerry McNamara shoots a 3-pointer as ing staff has done pretty well advanced to face fourth-seeded seed in the Phoenix Regional, Brooks led Southern Illinois BYU's Mike Hall attempts to block the shot. McNamara made nine led by Tyler Saneholtz." Maryland in the second round. won its first-round NCAA (25-5) with 25 points. 3-pointers and had 43 points in the game. Saneholtz has been all but hittable thus far. Coming into the weekend, he has not allowed an earned run in his 16 innings pitched while winning both of his decisions. Not to be outdone is Tyler lohnson, who Manhattan lives up to rep has compiled a 2-0 record thanks to a 0.59 E.R.A. The Falcons will be looking RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — The fourth straight time since they for Virginia Commonwealth to take flight sometime this little team from the Big Apple made the national finals in 2000. (23-8). weekend if Mother Nature was every bit as good as Peter Mulligan added 17 Saint Joseph's 82, Liberty cooperates. promised. points for the Jaspers, and Dave 63 Led by 26 points from hotshot Holmes had 12 points and 12 BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) — Jameer guard Luis Flores, 12th-seeded rebounds. Nelson scored 22 of his season- Manhattan beat fifth-seeded Anthony Roberson led Florida high 33 points in the first half, Florida 75-60 in the first round with 22 points. leading top-seeded Saint id you know...% of the NCAA tournament yester- Wake Forest 79, Virginia Joseph's to an easy first-round \ Apples, not caffeine, \ day. Commonwealth 78 victory over Liberty. ^ are more efficient at ^ Manhattan (25-5) won its first RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — Chris The Hawks (28-1), coming off - waking you up In the .- tournament game since defeat- morning... Paul had 22 points and seven an 87-67 loss to Xavier in the ing Oklahoma in 1995, and assists, and Justin Gray added 15 Atlantic 10 Conference quarter- ^ m-m-m-m apples!!! ^ advanced to play fourth-seeded points for Wake Forest. finals, advanced to play eighth- Wake Forest in the East Jamaal Levy had 10 points seeded Texas Tech in the East Chuck Burton AP Photo Rutherford Regional. and 10 rebounds for theOemon Rutherford Regional. Ml 1(11 kKVNI MlMOKIM ( I \SSI( The Gators (20-11), ranked Deacons (20-9), who advanced Delonte West added 18 points DEJECTED: Florida's Rashid Al-Kaleem, left, and David Lee t ON I ll\Skl lll\ll lOliKNVMINI first in the country in December, to the second round for the third and nine rebounds for Saint react on the sideline during the final seconds of their team's failed to make it out of the first straight year. Domonic Jones Joseph's. David Dees led the PRESENTED BY: first round loss to Manhattan yesterday. weekend of the tourney for the had 22 points and seven assists Flames (18-15) with 22 points. SPORT MANAGEMENT ALLIANCE MARCH 21, 2004 9 12:00 PM PERRY FIELD HOUSE MEN'S AND WOMEN'S BRACKET 59.00 PER STUDENT (BURSARABLE) T-SHTRTS AND CAVS TICKETS A win over ranked opponents could bolster Bowling Greens standing TO THE WINNING TEAM in Bowling Green — warm tem- for a while already, a win for the them, that sets us up to be at No. 3 doubles. 3-POINT SHOOTOUT, TENNIS, FROM PAGE 5 MUSIC AND PRIZES! peratures. Forecasters are pre- Falcons would be huge. ranked." Schoenberger will lead the dicting temperatures around 87 "1 think we have our confi- Falcons at No. 1 singles, followed get ready to play outside." Dean will put Susie REGISTRATION FORMS CAN BE Dean said the wind and sun degrees today and 88 degrees dence up," Dean said. "These Schoenberger and Lisa Maloney by Maloney, Romer and No. 3, PICKED UP AT THE UNION'S Sunday. two teams are ranked and will at No. 1 doubles, Heidi Romer Jakupcin at the fourth flight, take time to get used to. The INFORMATION DESK, STUDENT The Bowling Green coach be hard to play. We're looking and Andrea Meister at No. 2 Benjamin at No. 5 and Meister at REC CENTER, PERRY FIELD Falcons will also have to adjust added that although both oppo- the sixth flight. to something that's hard to find forward to the challenge and the doubles and Cameron HOUSE AND IN ROOM 237 nents have been playing outside opportunity. If we can beat Benjamin and Ashley Jakupcin EPPLER CENTER.

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ROOM: Alabama- www.bgnews.com/pulse based rockers, BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY Adelyada, suffocate VOLUME 98 ISSUE 114 with new album; PAGE 9 mm get a Tife calendar of events Friday

11 p.m. Sledge Forge Head Creeps Howard's Club H

11 p.m. Ghetto Billies Brewster's

9 p.m. Seeking Homer Opening: Will Bowen Nate&Wallys

11 p.m. UAO Presents "Scary Movie 3 Union Theater

7-11 p.m. Musician's Guild Concert Union Multipurpose Room

8 p.m. Symphonic and Concert Band KobackerHall

Saturday the site's newest feature, the forum, to get band's In addition to providing information regard- 11 p.m. or a small town, Bowling tour schedules and chat with others on topics ing the sound of bands Usted, influences of The Big Creak Green's local music scene is ranging from Howard's Club H performances to those musicians and favorite quotes, the site Opening: Will Bowen nothing to sneeze at. Out of the the meaning of Stylex's name. includes directions to venues not located in Howards Club H approximately 30,000 residents, But how does a band or musician "join the Bowling Green. not including on-campus students network?" "Given the short distance, many bands like to 11 p.m. * of the University, there are 257 "Pretty much any band, musician or service swap shows with similar bands in Toledo in Cold Pepper bands and musicians within the city's limits. can get listed by clicking on the "listings" link. onler to introduce themselves to people who Brewster's Names such as Crazy Eddie, Jeremy They provide some information about them- wouldn't normally get to see their shows," Culpepper and Stylex have made themselves selves, and then we post it on the listings page in Rellinger said. "The spirit of the Web site is to 8-11 p.m. bar favorites in the downtown area. However, the correct category," Rellinger said. focus on assisting the BG bands, musicians, The Roaring 20s B6SU Formal names such as Chris Sheehan, Ever Drive The site looks to promote Bowling Green- fans and venues, so providing Information St. Mark's Reception Hall Seven and The Cupcakes, are virtually based talent, period. However, there are certain- about area bands and venues not specifically in $10 unknown to the laissez-faire concert goer. ly honorary musicians and bands, he added. BG, Mill benefits the BG music scene." So, where can the community and University "Much of the traffic to the site is musicians By aUowing an easy artist-to-artist, artist-to- 2-4:30 p.m. find information about the diverse talent that who want to know what is going on, need assis- fan forum, the site has undoubtedly received its MadHatter Tea Party the city fosters? tance with recordings, or trying to book shows share of negative comments regarding content. The Bowling Greenery The answer is BGmusicians.com.The Web with area bands," Steve MerriU, member of the "The mud will sling between musicians and Adults-$12.95 site, founded by brothers Brian and Brad band WoodviUe and of the Musicians Guild said. bands, but usually none of it is personal," Children under 12- $5.95 Rellinger, began in November 2001. Since then, "It's a network that has really promoted the MerriU said, "often it's just joking around the site has been host to over 48,238 hits and development of Bowling Green as a hip town to between friends." counting. play In." In addition, the site is run strictly out of The site allows users to download mp3s, buy As a student of the University, MerriU had ReUingers' own pockets, which can create a pri- Sunday CDs and vote for their favorite bands, in addi- learned about the site through a flier promoting oritizing nightmare. tion to including an exhaustive Ust of local a BGmusicians.com show at Howard's Club II. "Mainly, bands wishing to be Usted in a more 9:30 p.m. musicians and bands, Bowling Green and "That sparked my interest in the site," Merrill timely fashion," Rellinger said about a recent UAO Presents "Scary Movie 3" Toledo venues and local entertainment service said, "as I formed WoodviUe in the faU of 2002." negative comment. "Brad and I both do this out Union Theater providers. On the main page alone, a visitor can BGmusicians.com has set an online stage for of our own budget and time constraints, so we hear an interview from Goiterjelly or Shawn communication within the community. can't devote time to maintenance everyday as 11 p.m. Wilbur, or sign on to AOL Instant Messenger to Through the site, many local bands have gained some would like." Cystic Fibrosis Benefit chat with a musician under their specified notoriety and have seen a growth in their fan Musicians and bands, music lovers and avid Howard's Club H screen name: bgmusidans. base. concert goers, have found an outlet worthy of a "The goal is to create an environment where "Many times you wouldn't even have known rock 'n' roller's time. bands, musicians, venues and fans can of the other bands in the area without getting "We ourselves have become fans of some of Monday exchange ideas, information and conduct busi- that information through the Web site," the bands we have met through the Web site," ness that benefits the BG music scene," Brian Rellinger, also a member of the band Rellinger said. "I think it's great that somebody 11 p.m. Rellinger said. "The Web site gives people the HelpWanted said. would put so much time and energy into some- The Detachment Kit opportunity to get some background informa- Also named on the site's "listings" page, is thing as useful as BGmusicians and not expect Shuttecock tion on bands, events and news so that they can musician David Picciuto, presently of the band anything in return," Picciuto said. "Thumbs Howard's Club H better decide which venues and events might Animal Animal. Up!" suit their tastes the best." "Even though we are a new band and don't "loin the Network," the unofficial motto of have much of a fan base yet, we've been able to Tuesday BGmusicians.com can not be further from the use BGmusicians.com to help promote our message that the brothers would like to convey shows which in turn, brings out more bod- 8:30 p.m. to its present and possible users and entertain- ies to witness the rock," Picciuto said. "It's a UAO Presents "Mona Lisa ers. valuable source and tool for local bands to i^ign-mart ivey * n.pielra'joia Smile" Registered users and the public can log on to branch out and find supporting groups." Union Theater Holocaust series begins with'Liar*

ByJeffVank there. This film is a fictional the war update to everyone in astated by the Nazi occupation. The ending of this film has the Holocaust)'' PULSE WRITER account of what life was like in the ghetto. Jacob sees how upuft- This is a film that has sweet Jewish community being loaded The first film selected in the the ghettos right before people ed the spirits of his community moments juxtaposed with the on a train on the way to the con- • April 1 "Schindler's List" series about the Holocaust is were being shipped off to the are and soon is giving everyone harsh realities of living in the centration camp and by the look Frank Breyer's "Jakob the Liar." concentration camps. fake updates of the Russian ghettos. on their faces they realize that Each film in this series repre- The film's plot is about a mid- advancement. Many characters in this film there wiU be no rescue. • April 8 "La Vita E Bella sents a nation's view of the dle aged Jew named Jacob who is Hope at any cost is the central place themselves into an alter- "Jacob the Liar" is a bitter- (Life Is Beautiful)" Holocaust. caught walking outside after cur- theme in "Jacob the Liar." The nate reality as they bide their sweet film. It tells the story of This week's film point-of-view few (The Nazi's had stolen his film starts out with simply letting time. A little girl thinks of a fairy hope in the face of adverse con- belongs to the East Germans. Dr. watch a week earlier) and he's the audience see the absolute tale, Mischa dreams of a world ditions, but there are no happy Christina Guenther cites that the been sent to the local police sta- squalor of the ghettos that the where he and his girlfriend Rosa endings when the film you're All shows will be shown at significance of this particular tion to receive a "fair punish- Jews were forced to Uve in. Uve in the lap of luxury, and watching deals with the the Gish Theatre bottom floor film is that the book that it was ment." The buUdings are crumbling Jacob keeps reliving the decision Holocaust. of Hanna Hall. based on is the first novel about WhUe at the station he hears and doors are either barely hang- to stay in Germany instead of the Holocaust to come out of on the radio that the Russians ing on or have been replace by a going to America with his girl- UPCOMING SERIES Germany. The author spent have made their way to a nearby tattered sheet. There is a great friend. Keep updated with each film years of his childhood in a con- city. He tells the news with great use of symbousm of reflecting Everyone seems to refuse to PRESENTATIONS and its cultural significance centration camp though he has delight to his young friend the Jew's morale. Who like their believe that their lives wUI end in • March 25 "Al Tigu Le b each week with The Pulse. no recoUection of the time spent Mischa who in return spreads city, their spirits have been dev- this type of squalor. 'Shoah (Don't Touch My KEEP YOUR FIN6ERS ON THE PULSE OF CAMPUS AT WWW.BGNEWS.COM/PIHSE 8 Friday. March 19.2004 THE PULSE WWW.BGNEWS.COM Teen rock sensation to spend weekend on Main By Andrea Wilhelm tion CD. Bowen also appears on Bowen's songs tell stories he was one of my favorites. I got ASSISTANT PULSE CDlTOR the Alternative Addiction Volume comparable to the likes of lohn to chill with him and go to din- Seventeen only comes 3 compilation CD, which Mayer, groove like those of Dave ner," Bowen said. once in a lifetime/ Don't it includes such acts as Nine Days, Matthews and rock out with a In addition, Bowen lists just fly by wild and free/ Sister Hazel and Dexter full band behind him like Train Virginia Coalition as another band he has memorable experi- Goin' any way the wind Freebish. or Vertical Horizon. From the In addition, he was side stage crunch of "It's About Time" to ences from performing along- blew baby/ Seventeen support for John Mayer and the delicate "Photograph" and side. livin' on crazy dreams/ Counting Crows at Blossom "Standby" to the grind of "Gone Currently, Bowen is a fan of Rock and roll and faded Music Center in August 2003. By Tomorrow," his songs may up-and-comers Switchfoot for blue jeans/And standing While most kids his age strug- soon find their way to the top. their hard rock melodies and on the edge of everything/ gle with homework and "Every song I write is about hooks ("Those guys have the Seventeen extracurricular activities, Bowen true life experiences. I've lived best melodies") and boasts that - "Seventeen" Tim McGraw is faced with the challenge of two or three years within the last he is learning every word to juggling a full-time high school yean it really is a journey. I feel a every song AT only seventeen, workload with performances, lot," Bowen said. While the decision to attend singer/songwriter Will Bowcn often held hours from his home- In the meantime, Bowen's college is still up in the air for DISC0GRAPHY: Above, Bowen's newest album cover This Lonely Mile. has already accomplished what town. sound keeps evolving as he finds Bowen, he says he hopefully will Below, his first album Between the Lines, which paved the way him to many of us can only dream "I miss out on dances and his musical niche. find a way to perform and go to become a musical teenage prodigy, about. Already, "iis prodigy has sporting events, but it is a chal- "I'm not afraid of the word school at the same time. He also released two CDs, the second lenge that has made me 'pop,'" he said. says he has been contemplating released less than 12 months stronger," Bowen said. With his driving melody and taking a year off to explore his after his first. Not only is Bowen faced with catchy hooks, Bowen's sound is possibilities and go on the road A songwriter since the age of the pressures of live perfor- a refreshing mix of pop and more. 11. Bowcn has already shown mances and young stardom, he rock. "1 hope to be playing shows the music industry that he has must also face the pressures "I've been writing ballads for years and years." what it takes to head into the big from his peers. more, too. When wilting songs, I With his current drive, stami- lime. And what's more Bowcn "They treat me like I'm any- like more melodic sounds, but na and talent, I'd find it hard to has the ability and talent to back one else. There is tension when performing I love to rock believe if he doesn't do just that. it up. Mature beyond his years, between other musicians at out. I'm a big hard-rocker," he Bowcn has managed to main- school, but honestly, none of my said. tain a full course load in high friends really know the signifi- And Bowen has definitely had school. cance of what I do... they don't his share of opportunities to LOCAL TOUR DATES His two full-length albums, know the scope of it." Bowen rock. Within the last three Between Vie Lines (2002) and said. months he has performed at the March 19 7Ms Lonely Mile [Oct. 20031, Bowen began playing guitar Odeon in the fiats of Cleveland Nate & Wally's Fishbowl both showcase the maturity of early in life, picking it up olTand (his favorite venue to perform Opening for Seeking Homer Bowen and his standout vocals Oil until he eventually took at) an astonishing five times. 9pm/$5 and lyrics. lessons for a few months to Not only that, but Bowcn had The song "It's About Time" is leant the basics. the opportunity to not only March 20 featured in the Top 10 of "It wasn't what I was looking share the stage with, but also Howard's Unknown Artists on Altenuitiiie for. More than anything, I use hang out with. An Alexakis. Opening for The Big Creak Addiction and is included on the the guitar as a tool for me to frontman of Everclear. 9pm/$5 Decent Xposure Vol. 2 compila- write songs," he said. "Back in my hard rock days,

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envy to know that I had the nel: ilic Seattle grunge band is opportunity — no, the privilege hack. At least that's the impres- ADELAYDA to review the latest release from sion you'd get after a listen to ANNIE lucifer, War Bird. Riper Street's Here to Stay. Bugbee, a fan of lucifer, Although the members of QUICK ROOM TO described his experience of see- Paper Street hail from line, BREATHE ing them live.. I was instantly Pennsylvania, their sound is BIGGER intrigued and wanted to experi- vaguely reminiscent of the SuperKala Records ence it for myself. nineties music of Stone Temple Paste Records Luckily, 1 have had the chance. Pilots, Peari lam, and Candlebox. AdeLayda's five-month-oldi While I may not have seen them If anything negative can be Move over Ziggy Stardust, album, Room To Breathe, would live yet, I am well aware of the all said about this band, it's that they there's a new alter-ego in town have never happened had JetT powerful rock god and goddess mirror dieir predecessors a little and her name is Georgette. Billboard I lolmes, Adelayda's lead singer who call themselves lucifer. too closely. Who is Georgette, you ask? and songwriter, quit his six figure With only six songs on War Paper Street successfully per- Well, she's die rock star incarna- income job as a financial planner Bird, they have hooked a new fan. forms both songs of youthful tion currendy embodied Within because he felt as if he might be Perhaps, with this review they angst like "Stuck Inside My Annie Quick. FINDERS TOP TEN missing his calling to have a can hook a few more! Mind," and mature reflection in Weirded oul? Don't be. career as a musician. The refreshing new sound of die song "Can't Go Home". Georgette, the main character of 1. Norah Jones Feels Like Home However, the question is, how this husband and wife duo is so The garage band rockers of Quick's album Bigger is a rocker: 2. The Passion Of The Christ Soundtrack can one miss a call that probably thunderous, so electric and so Paper Street began their collabo- she's been tossed around, reject- 3. Blindside About A Burning Fire was never going to come? hard-hitting, it's no wonder they ration in 2001, and fan base has ed, and still manages 10 be a bad All of the twelve tracks on were named one of the top 100 grown since the independent ass. 4. Maroon 5 Songs About Jane Room To Breathe are centered bands to watch in 2002 by release of Can't Go Home. Quick credits her profession as 5. The Von Bondies Pawn Shop Heart around an ill-fated relationship Altematiw Press. While they presently remain a musician to her siblings. 6. Cee-Lo Cee-Lo Green Is The Soul and sound as if they were the for- War Bird, described in their local, their popularity seems to "I grew up dunking that's what gotten B-sides of singles pro- press release as "deep haze psy- grow with every show. you do when you turn twelve or Machine duced by the likes of Matchbox chedelic Stoner Rock." echoes the Most recently. Paper Street has thirteen— you form a rock band. 7. Orgy Punk Statik Paranoia 20, Fuel, or Train. combined sounds of Pink Floyd, become the official band of My brother and sister, who are 8. David Byrne Grown Backward The first track on the album, Sleep the Breeders and Black I ahalt Blue, allowing them to much older than me. were always 9. Tantric After We Go "Dawn" can not only be confused Sabbath. expand their tour schedule. rehearsing in our living room," with about six other songs on Kicifcr's sound is hard for me to Additionally, Paper Street will she said in a press release. 10. George Harrison The Renuisters Room To Breathe, but it also sets pinpoint, but I'll give you a few release their sophomore album, Influenced by Portishead and the musical formula for the definitions used to describe Music for the Despemte. March Rl. Harvey, Quick's sound is very TOP 5 DVDs remainder of the record. them: pop, doom, noise, punk, 27. heavy, layered and above all. This would include tight har- jazz, hardcore, emo, indie, trip Vocalist Ryan Ray claims to dark.' monics, plus three chords repeal- hop, art metal, goth, {dam, have a formula for his textured "I don't have happy people 1. "The Dave Chappelle Show: Season ed throughout the verses. In grunge, rock, surf and classical. voice; a perfect combination of about me to keep me from it," One: Uncensored" addition to a short bridge in If you're a fan of strange time cigarettes and alcohol, and is she said. "I'm writing whatever I 2. "Runaway Jury" which there is some kind of whis- signatures and melodic noise influenced by the sounds of the want to and that happens to end pering and accappella or acoustic played at tremendous, side-split- late 80s and early 90s. up being kind of dark." 3. "Secondhand lions" guitar is inserted. The same three ting decibels... lucifer is for you. Brad Williams, lead guitarist of Don't be dissuaded, however. 4. "Radio" chorded verses and a "different" In fact, early in their career, Paper Street, reveals that his Quick's "dark" is a pretty kind of 5. "Lost In Translation" ending that consists of one or Athens, Georgia's Flagpole influences include Rage Against dark that is both poignant and more of the bridge options, and Magazine claimed their music is the Machine and lantern, while pensive. the repetition of a word until the "not for the faint of heart." drummer Mark Maloncy is influ- As for the Georgette thing? WFAL5 0ntheRise song fades out, whew! What's even more impressive is enced by drummer Ion Bonham "It's much easier to write a I las Adel-ayda found the for- that lucifer plays every instru- of U'd Zeppelin, among others. StOry about something that's not 1. Scarlet Cult Classic mula for album success? Not ment on their recordings as well I Jke their influences, Paper you. You don't have to evaluate it 2. Ambulance Ltd LP unless success is overly generic as producing and arranging their Street have become a staple for in the same way. You can just let and predictable material. own music. In addition, they do the local college crowd, and it happen," she said. 3. The Hurt Process Drive By Monologue The only song which is proving most of their own photography might even offer a few new drink- Check out Quick's album, and 4. Toots and The Maytals True Love to be a slight modification of the and album art. ing anthems. just let the music happen. 5. Jem Finally Woken formula is "Not Tonight," which Still need a few more convinc- The band rocks out on "One incorporates a somber violin ing reasons to BUY THIS Night Stand," where Ryan sings: melody accompanied by melodic Ai BIJM? One: With names like "It must be short term memo- The BGSU Upward Bound Program is a college preparatory program acoustic guitar lines and sorrow- Amber Valentine and Ed ry loss again/ Cause 1 love alco- for HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS from Toledo, Ohio. We offer a six-week ful lyrics. I jvengood. how could they not hol, it's my only friend." "Not Tonight" is currenUy in be cool? Two: They credit lead Other highlights include. Summer Residential Learning Community. heavy rotation among alternative singer of R.E.M. Michael Stipe as "When She's Not Around" and radio stations and even was a best friend. Three: They're hot. 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By Rachel BobaK families get food, clothing and incuts future productions. fears, inspirations and quarrels. PUlSt «RI!E» other necessities. Theta Alpha Phi and I lillel While living in the secret Tragedy and inspir.ilion Theta Alpha Phi Fraternity and wanted to work together, and annex, they had to be as "quiet as describe the story of a young I lillel, a lewish Organization, are chose "The Diary of Anne baby mice," Anne Frank has said. Jewish girl who wrote about her putting on a joint production of Frank." They were not allowed to look experience of thing in a "secret The Diary of Anne Frank" in the " "Hie Diary of Anne Frank is "a out of the window, make loud annex" during the I lolocaust. courtyard across from Founders very moving story," Bob Russell, noises, go outside or try to con- MfMttaaresNM Anne Frank's diary was an outlet food court. The props, sets and committee head of Theta Alpha tact people outside. Their con- ANNE FRANK: Above, a 13-year-old Anne Frank, played by Kate of the secret life she was forced costumes used in the produc- Phi and program coordinator of finement began to infuriate to live during the mid- 1940s. tion, wen donated from the the play, said. everyone and they began to irri- Gibson, sits with a book on her tiny bed. Below, Kurt Becker, as Otto In her diary, she wrote of the Department ofTheaterand Film. The play was recendy revived tate each other. They expressed Frank, teaches Anne at the dining table in their secret hiding place. relationships she developed with The director, Manna by Wendy Kesselman in 1999 on negative thoughts because they the people that lived with her in Mcussling, held open auditions Broadway, Russell said, and as a believed that "the whole wide her "home" behind a secret and began the project back in result of new information found, world were waiting and many of bookcase in her father's business December. the characters were changed to them were waiting for death." building. Anne's father, Otto The idea to use the courtyard add depth and realism. "The Diary of Anne Frank" I link; her mother, Hdith Frank- in Founders was proposed by The play encompasses the fac- performance was compelling I li il la in In and her sister, Margot Theta Alpha Phi and I lillel last tual events of Anne Frank's life and dramatic, and extracted the all lived with her. In addition, Mr. year. while she was in hiding. She audience into the mind of this and Mrs. van I )aan. their son With the busy schedule of the wrote of love, her relationship young girl. Peter and Mr. Pussel joined Department ofTheaterand Film, struggles with the other people "Unlike most, she continued them in their secret home to Theta Alpha Phi and I lillel decid- in her "home" and the bond she to believe in human goodness hide. Acquaintances of the ed to have the production this had with her family. I while] being held prisoner of the Frank's. Miep (lies and Mr. Kraler weekend, so that the play will The growth and development time," Meussling said. had also secretly helped the two not overlap with the depart- of Anne Frank is shown through Anne Frank was a remarkable her writing. I ler ability as a writer girl and a wonderful writer. She develops more completely as she touched many readers with her continues to show interest in words. becoming a writer as an adult. "I'm 20, she's 13, it's harder to CHARACTERS: Preferred Properties Co. She had aspirations of a new life play someone younger," Kate ANNE FRANK Kate Gibson outside of the Holocaust. And Gibson, who portrays Anne 530 Maple Street, Bowling Green. Ohio showed strength, hope and high Frank, said. "It's definitely a con- OTTO FRANK: Kurt Becker Limited Premium Units Still Available For fidence booster." BG NEWS spirits relating to her confine- EDITH FRANK: Sarah Bird Spring-Summer-Fall ment from the outside worid. This is an incredible story of a BRIEFING "No matter what you girl who invites the audience to Efficiencies from $285 tin e.'Russell said, "if you stick delve into her mind during the MARGOT FRANK Liz Davis Local Christian rock 1 Bedrooms from $340 together as a family you can get most difficult moments of her MRS. VAN DAAN: Megan group wins Battle of 2 Bedrooms from $435 through it." The extreme circum- life. Grandstaff stances of what Anne Frank and "I want to go on living after Bands her companions went through my death," Anne Frank wrote. MR. VAN DAAN: James Strunk Come see what all the 'J A>JI-/ is about! was awe-inspiring during Worid The performance will be Pawn, a local Christian rock War II. Saturday at 8:00 p.m. and PETER VAN DAAN: Levi Vladifl band, will celebrate the release Piedmont The Frank family, the van Sunday at 2:00 p.m. The price of their CD Another Level at the Apts. Daan family and Mr. Alfred will be $4 at the door. The pro- MR. DUSSEL Luke Herbert Rossford United Methodist Dusscl lived together for two ceeds will go to the Anne Frank Church, 270 Dixie Highway years, dealing with each other's Center. MR. KRALER: Sean Broderick this Saturday, March 20. © I Fox Run Doors open at 6:30 p.m. with Apts. Lawnview MIEP GIES: Stephanie Ford special guests, Dan Konoff,Sol- Apts. Rise and Spikefoot Tragedy. 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