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Pantherfest review and interview with Common

Pantherfest offered up a variety of entertainment Friday evening. Post photos by Chris Furston

By Marly Fink number of tickets available to and Pepsi. Campus organiza­ Gore said. Whitney Houston's Asst. News Editor faculty, staff and alumni were tions and athletics were also well UWM junior and Pantherfest comeback album [email protected] reduced, in hopes of increas­ represented. attendee Bridget Williquette disappoints ing student presence at the Dashboard Confessional, an thought this year's event was bet­ The Marcus Amphitheater was event. Although total attendance alternative band, hit the stage ter than last year. packed Friday night with an ex­ dropped, the number of students around8:30p.m.RapperCommon "It's awesome! There are a lot Editorial | page 19 cited crowd of UW-Milwaukee increased. followed around 10 p.m. more booths and they have the students and staff as Dashboard Forecourt festivities began at Gore worked closely with Euro bungee," Williquette said. Confessional and Common head­ 5 p.m., with complimentary food Bob Babisch, vice president of In recent years, alcohol has Obama perpetuates lined Pantherfest 2009. This for students and staff from Whole entertainment for Summerfest, been available at Pantherfest. myth of self-made man climactic end to a long week Foods and a wide range of ac­ with additional input from UWM However, Gore said in light of the of Campus Kickoff activities tivities, including Euro bungee alumni to secure the two head- recent drug and alcohol tragedies UWM residence hall liners. Gore said that, in a sur­ among UWM students, it was de­ was held on the Summerfest jumping and a live performance shuttle busses grounds. vey sent to students in April, hip- cided that alcohol would not be by Comedy Sportz. inadequate Over 7,500 UWM students, Local reggae band King hop and alternative rated num­ present this year. staff and alumni were in atten­ Solomon was on hand to pro­ ber one and two among students "All in all, I think Pantherfest dance; this is a slightly lower vide the early-evening tunes, at UWM. is a great community builder for number than last year. along with booths from several "I think it's important to in­ UWM. It's one event that everyone According to Scott Gore, Pantherfest sponsors like KISS clude two different kinds of mu­ on campus can come together Director of the UWM Union, the FM, Milwaukee's CW network, sic to be broadly represented," on," Gore said.

Preferred SFS site rejected, Cudahy pulls funds

ByTomSwieciak timing of Cudahy's funding UWM Foundation President other different companies have necessary funds will be raised, News Editor withdrawal, Luljak maintained David Gilbert said that Cudahy indicated a strong desire for us allowing the university to [email protected] that the university does not dis­ pulling his funding from the to be there so we can do an close on the site in Wauwatosa. cuss its relationship with do­ proposed Michael Cudahy even better job of joint research "Down the road, you will see an On Sept. 4, UW-Milwaukee nors. "We respect and accept Innovation Park in Wauwatosa work in the future." absolutely marvelous academic decided that it would no longer whatever wishes or directions was "a minor issue in a multi- and business partnership as re­ be headquartering its School of donors choose to go or not go. million dollar initiative," ac­ "The freshwater search scientists for both the Freshwater Sciences (SFS) in the You would have to talk to Mr. cording to a quote in the Journal public and private sector come old Pieces of Eight restaurant Cudahy directly about his de­ Sentinel. initiative, we believe, together around the key initia­ site, which is currently leased to cision, but we aren't going to Tom Luljak made clear that is far too important tives that we have planned for philanthropist Michael Cudahy speak for him," Luljak said in a Cudahy was just one of many that site," Luljak said. for $1 million. Five days later, phone interview. donors for the proposed engi­ for us to do anything Reporter Tom Daykin of Cudahy made it clear that he Cudahy purchased the neering research facilities in that would ultimately the Journal Sentinel contacted would not help fund UWM's lease to the old Pieces of Eight Wauwatosa. Michael Cudahy about the fund­ new College of Engineering and Restaurant one month ago for "The key to that site are the end up creating a ing withdrawal for the proposed Applied Science research facili­ $1 million. The restaurant is partners themedicalcollege.GE rift or division in the Innovation Park. "I never made ties, which were to be erected on city-owned land. According Healthcare is already out there community." -Tom an offer," Cudahy was quoted on Milwaukee County Grounds to the Journal Sentinel, Cudahy (as well as) Froedert Hospital as saying. Officials at UWM "as­ in Wauwatosa, according to the had planned to give the lease to and Children's Hospital. We've Luljak, Vice Chancellor sumed it was an official offer," Journal Sentinel. UWM if the site was approved as already done and continue to of University Relations he told Daykin. When the Post asked Vice the new SFS headquarters. The do significant joint research Cudahy was quoted in an Chancellor of University site was rejected by UWM on with those institutions," Luljak Relations Tom Luljak about the September 4. said. "They and a number of Luljak maintained that the See SFS page 5 2 September 14,2009 News The UWM Post

UWMlOSt Chancellor's plenary address Freed man to sue MPD this Thursday Chaunte Ott, a man who spent 13 years in prison, plans to sue the Milwaukee Police Editor in Chief Asst. Sports Editor Business Manager UWM Chancellor Carlos E. Santiago will give Department (MPD), according to the Journal Kevin Lessmiller Tim Prahl Simon Bouwman his fall 2009 plenary address this Thursday, Sentinel. Ott was released amid DNA evidence News Editor Editorial Editor Advertising Manager Sept. 17, at 2:30 p.m. in the Union's Wisconsin linking apprehended serial killer Walter E. Ellis Tom Swieciak Jason Kopplin Kurt Raether Room. All members of the UWM community are to his alleged victim, 16-year-old Jessica Payne. invited to attend. MPD said in a statement that they "made the ar­ Asst. News Editors Prodgction Editor Account Executive rest after developing probable cause to believe Marly Fink Josh Evert Joey Morgan Chaunte Ott was the perpetrator. A jury found Tammy McCubbin Photo Editor Advertising Designer Shorewood parents seek leni­ that the case had been proved beyond a reason­ Special Projects Editor Sam Hogerton Kim Sullivan ency for TP-ing able doubt and found him guilty. We recognize Jonathan Anderson Puzzle Editor Distribution that DNA technology evolved long after the trial was over that was sophisticated enough to prove Fringe Editor Jonas Wittke Patrick Quast Four Shorewood High School seniors were that Ott did not have sex with the victim." Jacob Schneider Alek Shumaker punished for toilet-papering the school's campus Chief Copy Editor the night before the first day of school. Now, their Sarah Hanneken Asst. Fringe Editors Board of Directors parents are asking for the punishments to be Trapper Schoepp Copy Editors Kevin Lessmiller removed from their records. "TP-ing" the school Michael Ray Lindsey Millard Kurt Raether has been a long standing tradition, they argue. Sports Editor Dustin Zarnikow Simon Bauwman Source: The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Jimmy Lemke Jimmy Lemke Marly Fink

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The First Amendment Two UWM faculty Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the receive prestigious NSF people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. Award are more abundant, in seasonal Assistant Professor Ling is tropical forests compared to wet currently using her $400,000 Schnitzer, Ying tropical forests. award to fund the investiga­ The UWM Post 3 apply the money "In most tropical forests, di­ tion of "compressing sensing" is a member of: U*WIRE versity and abundance of most a math theory that would im­ El to research organisms increases with in­ prove the MRI imaging of inter­ creasing rainfall, which is why nal organs. Currently, adequate By Tom Swieciak the wet aseasonal tropical for­ still images of organs in motion, News Editor ests tend to have very high di­ such as a heart beating, cannot [email protected] versity and are really lush with be captured. wash your vegetation," Schnitzer said. "This could improve the diag­ Two UW-Milwaukee faculty "However, most tropical forests noses of several diseases," Ying hands members, Stefan Schnitzer and are seasonal, and explaining the said. "For example, the new tech­ Lei "Leslie" Ying, were recently abundance and diversity of or­ nique could image the cardiac mo­ more awarded the prestigious National ganisms in seasonal forests will tion much better, thus improving Science Foundation (NSF) CAREER be a huge ecological advance," diagnoses of heart diseases." Award to fund research studies he added. She added that it could also keep this in their fields. According to Schnitzer, his "image the changes of the con­ guy's flu away UWM's Department of "Dry Season Growth Hypothesis" trast agent concentration at the Biological Sciences employs asserts that "some organisms tumor, so that cancer can be de­ Schnitzer, and Ying studies in have the ability to grow during tected earlier." the Department of Electrical seasonal droughts, thus capital­ MRIs are notorious for their Engineering and Computer izing when their competitors are size and the time it takes to Science. sleeping, or dormant." produce an image, which aver­ Associate Professor Schnitzer When asked why he chose ages 30 minutes. Ying's research is putting his $890,000 award the Isthmus of Panama for his could decrease the current scan­ towards his research along a studies, Schnitzer described its ning time by as much as 60%. stretch of forest on the Isthmus environment as "ideal" for test­ "The machine size will re­ ot Panama. ing the hypothesis. "We needed main the same," Ying said. "The "One of the definitions of the a contiguously forested area decrease in (scanning) time de­ field of ecology is explaining the with a steep rainfall gradient," pends on the image content and abundance and distribution of Schnitzer said. I am working with my colleagues organisms, which is one of the While conducting his re­ to apply (the theory) to photo- things that my lab is trying to search in Panama, Schnitzer is acoustic imaging," she added. do," Schnitzer told the Post. being provided an office at the Ying was elated that she was Schnitzer is testing a hypothe­ Smithsonian Tropical Research chosen as an NSF CAREER Award sis he proposed in 2005 called the Institute, where he works as a recipient. "Dry Season Growth Hypothesis." research assistant. "My dream finally came true," According to Schnitzer, the hy­ "(They) help solve some of Ying said. "This was my third at­ pothesis seeks to discover why the logistic challenges associ­ tempt and the last chance. It re­ some plant groups and species ated with this type of research," ally gave me confidence that I am reach numerical dominance, or Schnitzer said. doing something wonderful." uwmpost.com News September 14,2009 3

photo paper and film, screen printing screens, emulsion, Study abroad Craft center offers ink and metal." Be on the look out for arts and crafts events around artistic outlet campus, including tie-dye­ options abound ing, henna tattoos, and open By Savannah Hunnicutt rate for semester-long mem­ clay sessions. The staff at the Staff Writer berships, according to SACC craft center is especially ex­ [email protected] program manager Andrea cited for Halloween costume- CIE fair introduces international Hunley. making in October. Is a bad internet connec­ "The SACC offers open stu- "Free Art Fridays" is another opportunities to students tion leaving you Facebook- program that the SACC has less? Are you tired of seeing started offering for students. By Tammy McCubbin plies to any study abroad pro­ the same episode of "The Real The craft center is open "We introduce members to Asst. News Editor gram," he explained. World" five times a day? Do some of the different things [email protected] There are also plenty of you just need to get out of from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. they can do here, like sewing, grants and scholarships avail­ your apartment? Monday through Friday, card making, and dyeing. It is The Center for International able. "The state gives money Well, check out the Studio a really nice chance for stu­ Education held a study abroad for qualified students," Engberg Arts and Crafts Centre (SACC), and 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. on dents to just have fun making fair in the UW-Milwaukee Union said. "There is $16,000 given located on the first floor of Saturdays and Sundays. something and meeting some Concourse last Thursday. The away in grants annually." the UW-Milwaukee student new people," Hunley said. fair showcased over a dozen He further stated that the union. The SACC offers a wide If you are interested in different programs from all amount granted varies de­ variety of reasonably-priced learning more, and for a com­ over the world that students pending on the length of the (and in some cases, free!) dio space and specialized plete listing of workshops, could participate in. selected term. "The average classes and workshops open equipment for ceramics, black stop by the SACC, which is award for short-term is $750, to students and community and white photography, sew­ located in the Union, room and between $1,500 to $2,000 members. ing, metalsmithing, screen EG30. The craft center is for long-term." Current UWM students are printing and more, which open from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. When it comes to UWM's Study Abroad qualified for free SACC mem­ is all included with a mem­ Monday through Friday, and financing your overseas Coordinator, Sharon Gosz, berships. Alumni, staff and bership," Hunley said. "SACC 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturdays said studying abroad is a great faculty members can also also has a variety of supplies and Sundays. adventure, Engberg opportunity for every stu­ join at a special discounted for purchase including clay, reassures students dent. "The credits earned can even go towards a major," said that "financial aid is Gosz. "A short-term program is portable/' much more focused on majors, whereas long-term programs are more comprehensive and work for a lot more people," Study abroad programs of­ she added. fer students the opportunity Gosz said there are roughly to earn UWM credits while en­ 600 students who study abroad riching their lives in another annually, and the participa­ country. According to David E. tion has been increasing for Engberg, director of the Center the last five years. for International Education, Monika Harris, a senior at "The credits are like taking any UWM, studied abroad in Ghana other class at UWM. The cred­ over the 2009 winterim. "The its will also not be transfer program was great," said credits on your transcript." Harris. "I definitely met a lot of The programs range from great people during the trip." long-term commitments such There are between 75-85 as a whole semester or full different programs to choose academic year, to short-term from, ranging from South excursions during the winter, America to Europe, Asia spring, or summer terms. to Africa, and many more, When it comes to financ­ Engberg explained. ing your overseas adven­ More information can be ture, Engberg reassures stu­ found at www.over5efl5.wwm. dents that "financial aid is edu, or by visiting the Study portable." Abroad office in Pearse Hall, Students use the tools and supplies at the craft centre to work on their creative projects. "The same financial aid ap­ room 166. Post photo by Rachel Sauer 4 September 14, 2009 News The UWM Post Union Programming hosts house party for students

By Kody Schafer game made for Nintendo Wii. tattoos in the Multicultural Resource "It was nice and relaxing. Perfect for the Staff Writer In the Union Concourse, the Women's Center, and receive caricatures of them­ afternoon," Avery said. [email protected] Resource Center displayed a self-de­ selves done by professional cartoonists Holding the house party in a high- fense exhibit and the Adventure Center outside the Union Art Gallery. traffic area allowed numerous students The UW-Milwaukee Union was offered an outdoors "face-in-the-hole" One of the more popular exhibits to see the many things that UWM's the venue for a house party last photo booth. And in the center of the was sponsored by the Union Theatre. Union has to offer. Union Programming Wednesday. concourse, the Recreation Center had Aurora Health Care provided on-site wants to generate some interest among The Union House Party, organized by a human bowling setup reminiscent chair massages, done by massage ther­ students who are unfamiliar with the Union Programming, focused on getting of "American Gladiators." Behind the apists in the theater's lobby. Many stu­ Union in the hopes of seeing an increase students into the different departments stairs, Restaurant Operations was serv­ dents were raving about the immediate in departmental attendance. that the student union has to offer. ing up a variety of ice cream, including effect the massages had on them. Kevin Lessmiller contributed to this B.O.S.S., the Craft Center, the a vegan sherbet, to hungry students. UWM graduate student Andrea Avery report Neighborhood Housing Office (NHO), Students were able to receive henna thoroughly enjoyed her free massage. and many other organizations exhib­ ited booths from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. Each booth demonstrated what kind of pro­ gramming the department offered throughout the school year.

The Recreation Center had a human bowling setup reminiscent of "American Gladiators."

"Hundreds of students got to experi­ ence what the Union has to offer, and we hope they continue to use those services throughout their academic careers," said Jon Tingley, a Union Programming employee. In the Studio Arts & Crafts Center (SACC), students were invited to create their own picture frame free of charge. Some of the works on display varied from simple and colorful to classic and ornate. SACC features many classes and workshops throughout the year where students can utilize their creativity. The NHO and C.O.A.S.T. provided stu­ dents the chance to simulate operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Students wore a set of beer-vision goggles as they attempted to play Mario Kart, a racing Students treat themselves to ice cream sundaes during Wednesday afternoon's union house party. Post photo by David Zarnikow If

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to pull back from the Pieces of something to offer in terms SFS Eight site is because we saw that of meeting the needs of the Continued from page 1 there was not a united front in university." terms of community support Following the recent the re­ for that location, in terms of jection of the Pieces of Eight earlier Journal Sentinel article having our school there. The site, Luljak said that things will by Daykin stating, "Anytime you freshwater initiative, we be­ go smoothly and progress in a build anything on the lakefront, lieve, is far too important for us short amount of time. all hell breaks lose. So this is no to do anything that would ulti­ "A number of different op­ exception. I just can't believe mately end up creating a rift or tions (for locations) have al­ .the university would cower un­ division in the community that ready been presented to us and der a few comments." overwhelmingly supports ini­ we will continue to review and NFL TICKET Daykin further reported that tiatives of the new school and look at different spaces to see BIG TEN NETWORK Cudahy is now thinking of de­ our research work," Luljak said. which one might fit our needs k 10 TV'S * * 9 FT. PROJECTION TV * veloping the old Pieces of Eight Among the discrepancies over best," he said. restaurant site into a new din­ the use of the site is the desire Upon receiving the question YOUR PANTHER SPORTS BAR! ing establishment, possibly to convert the area into "green of whether or not he saw the de­ GO PACK GO! with the help of restaurant pur­ space," as well as a desire for velopment as a step backwards, veyor Joe Bartolotta. further commercial use of the Luljak replied, "It's part of the site, as Cudahy now plans. $1 HAPPY Luljak simply stated that process. We are confident that S YEARS there w#s a lack of unity in the Luljak stated that in order to we will move forward both on DAILY 3-! community on using the Pieces find a new SFS site, the UWM our water initiatives and our of Eight site as the new SFS head­ Real Estate Foundation will engineering initiatives. The VOTED BEST HAPPY HOUR '05, '06, '07! quarters, and such a division "submit a Request For Proposals answer is that we're moving SATURDAY N00N-9PM ' SUNDAY NOON - CLOSE would detract from progress. (RFP) from developers or com­ forward." $1 DOMESTIC PINTS AND RAIL DRINKS "One of the reasons we chose munities that feel they have $1 HAPPY HOUR drawing large crowds along North Avenue between Oakland ALL DAY & NIGHT and Prospect. IIMESneiXPS&IMLS Returning to the The day's festivities began at 10 a.m. in the Beans and Barley $2 ANY TAP parking lot. Local merchants scene of the slime displayed their arts and crafts 9 TO CLOSE-14TAPS! at the East Side Green Market $2 CALL COCKTAILS Eastside venues profit while seeing red for passers-by to observe and purchase. Locally-grown pro­ By Megan Brever with blood and guts... of rotten duce and flowers were also for Special to the Post tomatoes! It was Milwaukee's sale. [email protected] third annual Tomato Romp, Adding to the festivities, lo­ held Saturday, Sept. 12. cal group One Drum performed As the dust settled in the Main attractions included for market-goers and mer­ aftermath of the battle, North the Bloody Mary competition, chants in the parking lot. The Avenue emerged looking a the East Side Green Market, and $10 ANYTAPBi bloody mess. The streets ran red the Tomato-Throwing Contest, See TOMATOES page 6 9PM - CLOSE BOTTOMLESS MUG NITE Including: Guinnes. Newcast1-- Harp& 11 other Taps

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Try your hand at this week's Puzzle solutions puzzles, turn to page 23 Last week's In-Word solution Last week's crossword solution In-Word: CAPABLE Student government T A L E A T S E A c H E F able palace A M E N R A N T s 1H 0 L E cabal place M O 0 D c R A C K H O U S E Senate decides not to clap bale 1 P U N 1 S H E R F E R R E T pace cape A R E N A IF J O R D peal leap. G L B E R R A T 1 C hold impeachment apace pale o H O U S E B 0 A T L O C O cable plea A L L M 1 N D S E T R E P lace hearings M I N 1 B O A T Y A R D s S 0 A N D s O M A 1 N S U N N ll N A A C p By Kevin Lessmiller ing, I kind of had the feeling that A N G 1 N A N E 1 G H B O R Editor in Chief there was really no grounds [to Last week's Word Search Y A R D S T 1 C K s E 1 R E [email protected] impeach me]," said Burseth. "I'm E P E E R U E L 1 D E S glad that [the SA Senate] came & Rescue solution c The UW-Milwaukee Student S A W s H E S S E M E S S to that same conclusion." 1 1 Association (SA) Senate, the While giving his opening RESCUE: "THE BEST SUBSTITUTE FOR legislative body of UWM's stu­ comments, Burseth told the This week's Sudoku solution dent government, decided not SA Senate that he is innocent BRAINS IS SILENCE" to move forward with impeach­ in regards to the investigation 4 1 9 3 6 5 7 2 8 ment proceedings against its against him. He was interrupted president. by SA Sen., Clint Walker, who 8 6 7 1 2 9 3 4 5 The vote came at the SA shouted, "You lie!". Burseth told Senate's Sunday, Sept. 13 meet­ the Post after the meeting that 5 2 3 8 7 4 6 9 1 ing. SA Sens, voted to adopt the exchange between himself recommendations made by the and Walker was a joke, based 9 3 1 4 8 6 5 7 2 Senate Rules and Oversight on President Barack Obama's ex­ Committee (SORC) conduct dur­ change with U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson 2 4 8 5 9 7 1 3 6 ing their investigation. The during his address to Congress SORC report recommended that two weeks ago. 6 7 5 2 1 3 4 8 9 "the Senate take no formal action The SA Senate meeting was against the Student Association adjourned at 9:08, last nearly 3 5 6 9 4 8 2 1 7 President at this time". two and a half hours. The next ®A/® 0 © © 7 8 2 6 3 1 9 5 4 SA President Jay Burseth told SA Senate meeting will be held ^ ® (8> © © the Post after the meeting that Sunday, Sept. 20 at 6:30 p.m. 1 9 4 7 5 2 8 6 3 he was not surprised by the in the UWM Union's Fireside M M U R B decision. Lounge. "After leaving the SORC hear­ uwmpost.com Sports September 14,2009 7

The Panthers attack the net during Saturday afternoon's bout with Marquette. Despite an impressive, record setting blocking effort by the Panthers, Marquette narrowly pulled the win. For more details, visit uwmpost.com. Post photo by Sam Hogerton

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Men's Soccer Panther Invitational UWM student's dream summer L 2-1 vs. Cal State Fullerton, vs. UC Santa Barbara, Friday Friday 7:30 pm ByTimPrahl might not be kicking yourself for not going after Ryan's job this summer. But L 2-1 @ Cal State Northridge, vs. Oakland, Sunday 2:30 pm Asst. Sports Editor [email protected] think back to a year ago, and you'd prob­ Sunday ably give your right hand to get the kind Women's Soccer Growing up, kids can't help but won­ of access he had during the Brew Crew's Women's Soccer @ No. 7 Purdue, Friday 4 pm der what it's like to be on the field with playoff run. the players they idolize. Most kids don't seem to know how to L 3-2 vs. No. 23 Minnesota, @ No. 11 Illinois, Sunday noon What music does Brandon Jennings go about finding jobs like this, though, Friday listen to? What kind of food does Prince or simply think any major business like L 0-4 @ Iowa, Sunday Volleyball Fielder eat these days? When Aaron the Brewers would overlook them. @ Northern Illinois, Tuesday 7 Rodgers plays Madden, does he pad his "Students just need to get their own stats? Basically, is there anything name out there," UWM Professor Jessica Men's Cross Country pm that can tie you to them? McBride said. "(Big companies) are 1st place, Saturday @ Loyola, Friday 7 pm For one UW-Milwaukee student, those happy to take on interns every year. Just @ UIC, Saturday 4 pm questions became very answerable last take the initiative and get your name summer, as the Post's own Ken "Cheeks" out there." Women's Cross Country Ryan spent the 2008 summer interning Ryan shares a similar mindset as to 3rd place, Saturday Women's Tennis for the Milwaukee Brewers. his application process. Ball State Invitational, Friday & "There were five of us (that worked to­ "At the time, I was just a sopho­ more and just Googled 'MLB job board' Volleyball Saturday gether)," Ryan said. "Our job was to pro­ mote the Brewers at Marquette and here and applied through that," Ryan said. W 3-0 vs: Seuth Dakota, Friday at UWM early in the spring. Then, once "They called me for a phone interview, L 3-1 vs. Western Michigan, Women's Cross Country the season started we did some data then I had to go in for an in-person Friday Parkside Invitational, Saturday tracking, statistical analysis, and media interview." tracking in the offices. It was great." Although he said he enjoyed the over­ L 3-1 vs. Marquette, Saturday noon Not exactly your average summer all experience, Ryan did want to offer L 3-0 vs. Ohio State, Saturday job. a 'buyer-beware' to anyone who would Men's Cross Country Of course, along with the office and seek a job in the sports industry. Up this week... Parkside Invitational, Saturday on-campus work, the UWM senior did "You have to be careful," Ryan said. have a few memorable experiences. "I used to be a huge Brewers fan. Then, 12:45 pm Men's Soccer "The day (CC) Sabathia came in, I just when you intern there, you're not a fan happened to be leaving work at the right anymore — you become an employee. time and I see this big guy surrounded Then, when you're not an employee any­ by media, carrying an Indian's bag, and more, you become really disengaged." it's just like 'Oh my God, there's CC,'" "It's almost like an ex-girlfriend — Ryan said. there is nothing there anymore. Unless Now, since the Brewers are all but you really love it, it might tarnish your out of the playoff race this season, you liking of a team." 8 September 14,2009 Sports The UWM Post

Packers will run a lot of two- was two and a half weeks late matter - they're blue-chippers. tight-end sets. Converted line­ for camp, denying him the Tramon Williams is a steady backer Spencer Havner is the chance to start, but will still performer in the all-important Breaking down No. 3, but made it because he see starter's snaps at both left third corner role. Nick Collins can switch to LB in a pinch and end and over the nose on pass is another stud at safety. Atari is another solid special teams downs. Backup end Michael Bigby had a pedestrian pre­ performer. Montgomery has some veteran season at the other safety, but the depth chart Offensive line (9): Left savvy, likely keeping him ac­ if he can get to 2007-form, the tackle Chad Clifton seems tive or rookie Jarius Wynn, an­ secondary will be electric. Their to have an edge back in his other with high potential. back-ups are Aaron Rouse, who 18 starters have been Packers for four years tenth season. Left guard Daryn Linebackers (9): Aaron had an injury-plagued camp af­ Colledge was the team's best Kampman will still need help in ter a disappointing sophomore By Ken "Cheeks" Ryan tection. Surprisingly, Green lineman a year ago. Jason Spitz coverage but his pass rush and season, and Derrick Martin, Staff Writer Bay held on to three fullbacks. starts over three-year starter run fits at outside linebacker who the Packers added on cut- [email protected] Korey Hall provides a little Scott Wells at center based on have been tremendous. "Mack" down day from Baltimore as a more athleticism, and John size and should help the run­ starter (similar to the middle versatile guy who can move to Quarterbacks Kuhn more bulk. Keeping both ning game. At 317 pounds, Josh in a 4-3), Nick Barnett only corner and is a special teams (2): Aaron was a clear concession to im­ Sitton will start at right guard played one preseason game ace. Jarrett Bush, another kick Rodgers has proving special teams, where after starting two games there due to recovering from the teams workhorse, can also play been tossed both excel. Rookie Quinn his rookie year. The combina­ torn knee but looks ready. A.J. corner and safety. Fourth CB around in pre­ Johnson was a lock based on tion of Spitz and Sitton should Hawk is the "Buck" starter on Will Blackmon has made prog­ season MVP potential, but needs seasoning be more effective against the inside and is still depend­ ress and is here to return kicks discussion af­ and will frequently be a game- larger defensive tackles. Allen able but will see a reduced role. and punts. Raw rookie Brandon ter posting a day inactive. Barbre, ranked as the team's Brady Poppinga did not miss Underwood will be inactive as 147.9 exhibition passer rat­ Wide Receiver (5): The most athletic lineman, gets his any practice time, helping him the club's fifth CB. ing. Matt Flynn has shown im­ most talented members on first starting chance at right eclipse first-round pick Clay Specialists (3): Kicker provement in his second year the team start with ace start­ tackle. Along with Wells, the Matthews for the starting role. Mason Crosby had a few pain­ and looks (but isn't) capable of ers Greg Jennings and Donald backups are guard T.J. Lang, But Matthews is a more com­ ful August moments but the holding the ship if disaster oc­ Driver. The former is a top-five a rookie with a lot of poten­ plete player and his passing guy is a top-ten kicker. Jeremy curs and Rodgers is forced to receiver, and the latter shows tial, rookie free agent G/C Evan of Poppinga seems inevitable. Kapinos had a great preseason miss three games. Since 2008 no signs of breaking down at Dietrich-Smith who had a nice Jeremy Thompson's injuries to earn the punting job. Brett second-year pick Brian Brohm age 34. James Jones and Jordy camp, and Breno Giacomini, kept him from competing for Goode looks to be a solid has proven next to nothing Nelson both had great camps, a second-year tackle who lost that spot as well, shifting him long-snapper. and was released and cleared but Jones has a higher ceiling, out to Barbre after off-season to Kampman's backup. On the waivers to the practice squad, giving him the No. 3 job. Brett ankle surgery. inside, the Packers have great the team might have to bring Swain turned heads by edging Defensive Line (6): depth in the likes of Desmond in another veteran if Rodgers mainstay Ruvell Martin; his Starting at nose tackle, Ryan Bishop and Brandon Chillar. STAT OF THE WEEK goes down. athleticism gives the Packers Pickett, in his ninth year, has Chillar figures to almost split Running Backs (3 HB, 3 a nice option in the slot and accepted the thankless role of time with Hawk based on cov­ FB): At halfback, starter Ryan is a much better special teams usually battling double teams. erage skills. OLB Brad Jones, The women's soccer a rookie, is another legitimate Grant looks good. Brandon guy. Johnny Jolly looks motivated team has scored eight Jackson, although nursing a Tight Ends (3): Starter at left end, joined by stud special teams guy in a line­ sore ankle, is still a compe­ Donald Lee is a pro's pro. right end Cullen Jenkins who backer group that has several. goals against five Big tent No. 2 and third-down guy. Jermichael Finley, maturing in is recovering from pectoral Defensive Backs (10): Ten teams so far this DeShawn Wynn made the final his second year, had a spec­ and ankle injuries that.robbed Starting cornerbacks Al Harris cut over Tyrell Sutton based on tacular camp and figures to him of the final 12 games last and Charles Woodson are both season, but they only athletic ability and pass-pro­ play a prominent role. The year. First-round pick B.J. Raji in their 30s, but that doesn't have one win to show for it. Digging themselves a (gopher) hole

Women's soccer falls to Minnesota

By John Parker Sophomore Sarah Hagen Staff Writer was visibly upset with how [email protected] defenders were playing her; she was fouled inside the Tempers ran high at penalty box, and threw an el­ Engelmann Field, and de­ bow and was given a yellow spite finding the net for the card. The play resulted in a first time in three games, the penalty kick for Milwaukee, Milwaukee Panthers women's and Hagen was able to capi­ soccer team was unable to talize and bring the Panthers rise out of its recent slump back within a goal. Friday night, falling 2-3 to de­ The Panthers outshot the fending Big Ten co-champion Gophers 22-10 but couldn't Minnesota. capitalize on their scoring It was the second-straight opportunities, and the UM loss for the Panthers at goalkeeper made 10 saves on Engelmann Field, and the the night. third-straight loss overall. Senior Kate Megna became The last time Milwaukee lost the seventh player in school three games in a row was dur­ history with 50 points and ing the 2005 season. That was moved within two of the all- also the last time the team time assists record, while had a losing record. sophomore Sarah Hagen Minnesota's Katie Bethke moved into third place on scored five minutes into the UWM's all-time scoring list, game, and the Gophers took tallying three points to bring a 1-0 lead into the half. In her career total to 61. the 53rd minute, junior Sarah The Panthers still have to Talbert tied the game off of play a pair of Big 10 oppo­ a cross from senior Kate nents — Illinois and Purdue Megna. The tie wouldn't last — on the road next weekend long though, as Bethke scored before returning home to try again in the 61st minute to to avenge their only confer­ give Minnesota a 2-1 lead. ence loss last season against The Gophers quickly added a Loyola on Sept. 25. third in the 67th minute. <£42fe.

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Dirtknap digs deep

By Michael Ray One of the key differences Asst. fringe Editor is that there is an equal bal­ [email protected] ance of singing and screaming. Unlike many bands that stage Formed in 2005 and still hour-long scream shows, this sporting its original members, mixture helps hammer home Dirtknap crashed onto the local the message and creates a more scene with a unique combina­ fluid sound. Lead singer Andrew tion of talent and camaraderie. McCauley knows when to go for Their recent self-titled release it and how to make it stick in takes the brewed insanity of your mind. Live shows are rife their lives and distills it into en­ with fans chanting the words ergetic musical madness. The right back and releasing their result is an album guaranteed aggression through it. This is to get people's attention, and its what metal is supposed to be. Image courtesy of Woodland Pattern already creating a buzz. Unlike many local metal monday "It's a fine line between groups, this band actually has Honey Tongue and A Way thank you and f*** you / It's talent. Gary Olson's drumming Woodland Pattern @ Cactus Club: 9 P.M. 21+ a crime that I can't even trust locks you in and keeps your you / I've spent my life trying to head nodding to the beat. Dan Kid Cut Up @ Wicked make myself decent / You spent Deluca tears it up on guitar bet­ harbors hidden gem Hop: 9 P.M. 21+ your life trying to break me to ter than most in thegame. Jakob By Courtney Becks ter off without a lot of dis­ Neil Davis @ The Garage: pieces." These lyrics, taken Nielsen rounds out the musical Staff Writer traction, and that's what AC 9 P.M. 21+ from Dirtknap's "The Fine Line," side of things with tight runs [email protected] and Woodland Pattern have resonate with and tap into emo­ and steady slaps on the bass. provided. My musical life tions that many of us are afraid Lead singer AndrewMcCauley Woodland Pattern is widely would certainly be different tuesdav to touch. That kind of honesty told me that they are currently known as the mecca for lit­ without the input of some of Marilyn Manson @ The is rare today and much appreci­ shopping record labels and hope erature in Riverwest. What's the incredible music I've seen Rave: 8 P.M. All Ages ated by those who hear it. to soon be in negotiations for tucked between two roomfuls there over the past 10 years." Call it hardcore. Call it metal music placement in Hollywood of books, however, is a well- Alternating Currents Static Chicken @ Jazz with a Southern twist. But what­ horror movies. Their CD, cur­ kept secret: the gallery space Live and Woodland Pattern Estate: 10 P.M. 21+ ever you call it, Dirtknap will rently available at shows or per that's home to the Alternating are nearly one in the same. deliver punch after punch of e-mail request at www.myspace. Currents Live series. "Having [the late musicians Acoustic Music @ in-your-face music every time. com/dirtknapband, will be Peter Kowald, Leroy Jenkins, Miramar: 10 P.M. All Ages Dizzying live shows, lyrics set on the Exclusive Company's "My musical life would and Paul Rutherford] play on fire by a voice that floors shelves come November. The here was a dream come true you, and a band talented and fo­ iTunes and CD Baby release is certainly be different for me. Offering our audience Wednesday Karl Denson's Tiny Universe cused enough to back it up help slated for next month. Make without the input of the opportunity to listen to @ Turner Hall: 7:30 P.M. make this group stand out in a sure to check it out. some of the incredible these masters in such an inti­ All Ages sea of uninspired wannabes. mate room, to experience such Buckethead @ The Rave: 8 music I've seen there accomplishment and such hu­ P.M. All Ages over the past 10 mility, is what music is all about. On top of that, these Midweek Mountain Music years." — Jon Mueller, are musicians who equally val­ @ Bremen Cafe: 10 P.M. 21+ percussionist for ued those kinds of musical in­ teraction with their audience. Collections of Colonies Peter was traveling here from thursday of Bees Germany, Paul from England; Carbon Leaf @ Shank Hall: both knew Woodland Pattern 8 P.M. All Ages by its international reputa­ Named after an Octavio Paz tion as a wonderful place to Garaj Mahal @ Cathedral book, Alternating Currents be­ play music to wonderful audi­ Square: 6:30 P.M. All Ages gan as a radio show on WMSE ences," Rammel explained. (91.7 FM). The show, hosted The September concert fea­ At Latl @ Mad Planet: 9 by series curator Hal Rammel, tures UW-Milwaukee alumnus P.M. 21+ first went live in 1995 with a composer and electronics im- solo performance by Dutch proviser Tom Hamilton. In saxophonist Luc Houtkamp. his past visits to Milwaukee, frlday Davila 666 @ Club "Supporting local mu­ he has always sought out Garibaldi: 8 P.M. 21+ sic has always been part of opportunities to work with AlternatingCurrents program­ Milwaukee musicians like Ian Gould @ Paddy's ming, particularly in support­ Steve Nelson-Raney and Chris Pub: 9 P.M. 21+ ing Milwaukee musicians' ef­ Burns, both teachers at UWM. forts to develop contacts out­ Over the past 10 years he has H. Kain @ Miramar: side of our Midwestern geo­ invited many Milwaukee mu­ 6:45 P.M. All Ages graphical limits," Rammel sicians to the series he orga­ remarked. nizes in New York. For this "I've seen so many great concert he will perform with Saturday concerts there that demand Thomas Gaudynski, a profes­ Waxeater @ Borg Ward: an environment for lis­ sor at MIAD who improvises 8 P.M. All Ages tening," said Jon Mueller, on laptop and guitar. Collections of Colonies of Alternating Currents broad­ Decibully @ Mad Planet: Bees percussionist. "There casts on WMSE on Sundays 9 P.M. 21+ are no other opportunities from 6 to 9 p.m. for this at venues where alco­ The next Alternating Global Union @ Humboldt hol is served. Having a beer Currents Live concerts are on Park: Noon, All Ages at a show is great, but there Sept. 20 and Oct. 11 at 7 p.m. Images courtesy of Dirtknap is some music that is bet­ at 720 E. Locust. Sunday Irish Session Music @ Paddy's Pub: 9 P.M. 21+

Lake Cottage Duo @ Milwaukee Art Museum: Noon, All Ages

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Chicago MC moved the crowd is what he had to say about Words from the Chi-Town rapper for nearly an hour with his his upcoming album, his act­ catalog of hits. ing career, and his favorite Milwaukee memories. By Jacob Schneider Staying true to form, the an audience that seemed love- But even as fanatical fringe Editor university winded up with struck by Mr. Carrabba's pres­ Qj Your last album Universal [email protected] hip-hop and alternative acts ence. Multiple high-pitched as Dashboard fans are, Mind Control was produced for the third year in a row. "I love you Chris!" screams their enthusiasm was primarily by the Neptunes, Featuring the emo-rock However, this year marks could be heard every time carrying a heavy electronic anthems of Chris Carrabba's the first time that the rock there was a break in songs. no match for the level influence and a club feel. What Dashboard Confessional act filled the opening slot at But even as fanatical as of energy brought kind of sound do you want to and the conscious raps of Pantherfest. And while some Dashboard fans are, their en­ create for your next album? Common (the underground Dashboard fans may have thusiasm was no match for on stage later in the A: Something real hip hop MC-turned-movie star), this been a bit miffed by that deci­ the level of energy brought evening by Common. based and soulful: Pure. As year's Pantherfest kicked off sion, it was definitely a neces­ on stage later in the evening you ask me, the words that another academic year at sary change considering how by Common. No live band, come to my mind are soul­ UW-Milwaukee. The even ran the crowd thinned out after no back up dancers, no py­ The Post had the opportu­ ful and pure, so that's really smoothly from start to fin­ Lupe Fiasco's energized set rotechnics; armed with only nity to sit down with Common what I would like the sound ish at Summerfest's Marcus last year. a microphone and the assis­ in his dressing room for a few to be. It still has to have new Amphitheater last Friday Dashboard had no prob­ tance of his pal DJ Dummy minutes before he took the night. lems delivering the goods to on the ones and twos, the stage on Friday night. Here See COMMON page 15 55 Cadillac a surprising release from W.K By Casey Buchanan catalog of tunes. 55 Cadillac is In an interview for punknews. Staff Writer purely instrumental with im- org, when asked about his [email protected] provisational classic piano. songwriting process, W.K. re­ sponded: "I don't have to play lis* When. I first volun­ the song the right way. There is teered to cover the "I don't have to play no right way. The song doesn't release of the new exist! In a different way, mak­ Andrew W.K CD 55 the song the right way. ing up a song as you go along Cadillac, I was 100 percent cer­ There is no right way. has its own challenges. There's really no right or wrong way to tain that I knew what I was get­ The song doesn't exist!' ting myself into. I could just play a song at that point. The picture old Andrew jumping up — W.K challenge is to hold it up." and down on furniture, bang­ , I was tremendously sur­ ing his head out of the sunroof prised by the album, because of a limousine and splashing a Strangely, 55 Cadillac is in­ I believe that it is a true testa­ bunch of beer all over a group spired by and draws themes ment to W.K's ability to create Image courtesy of Ecstatic Peace! of about twenty other people from the automobile of the positive music while practic­ doing the exact same thing in same name. From beginning to ing the same philosophies that own rhythm. nale in which we are finally able a basement not unlike those end, all eight tracks are com­ he preaches in his more hard­ Altogether the CD is unique to hear more than just piano. you see here on the eastside of pletely unrehearsed, unwrit­ core albums and motivational in many ways and there are a W.K gives us a few guitar riffs Milwaukee. Then, I heard the ten "jam sessions" that W.K speeches to college campuses few points in which you can tell to compliment. album. sat down and recorded on across the country. it is certainly W.K. playing. One Although I don't really see What I heard made me ques­ his own brand new record la­ But I must admit that some example is the end of the track the connection between pianos tion reality. After listening to bel "Sky Scraper Music Maker". of the melodies get kind of mo­ "Night Ride" in which the tempo and Cadillacs, I can certainly the album and doing a bit of re­ Although, W.K being W.K, the notonous and drawn out. Some speeds up to the point that W.K agree that 55 Cadillac is proof search, I found that 55 Cadillac artist does not call them impro- tracks feature rhythms that re­ stops hitting keys and begins that Andrew W.K has secured is not a head-banging, mosh- visational pieces — that would peat so much that you think the slamming his hands on the top himself in the industry enough pitting, elbow-throwing, vomit- be too wimpy. He prefers to CD is skipping. Other times it of the piano in what I can only that he no longer needs to fol­ spewing soundtrack to the al­ refer to them as "Sporadic Solo almost seems like he loses sight guess is the "drum solo" of the low the "party hard" formula mighty "party" that people have Piano Instrumentals," or SSPI of the tempo of the song and album. The end of the song and can do what his heart tells come to expect out of A.W.K's for short. has to play catch up with his "Cadillac" gives us the grand fi- him. 12 September 14,2009 fringe The UWM Post Houston, we have a problem Joy to the Phishes If fans scan the album look­ Whitney's comeback fails to impress ing for a taste of the old Whit, New album has its high and low points the closest track is "I Didn't By Tanisha Shabazz Know My Own Strength," writ­ By Jacob Schneider dio recording. That is, if they Special to the Post ten by Diane Warren specifi­ fringe Editor decide to record them at all or [email protected] cally for Houston. Although the [email protected] instead keep them as a part of lyrics are an inspirational tes­ their extensive live repertoire. Whitney Houston's tament that has the power to life Of all the miscon­ The reality is that most long-awaited album, resonate with fans, Houston's ceptions and gener­ Phish fans have probably al­ / Look to You, is best vocals continue their unimpres­ alities that are con­ ready heard these "new" songs described in her song sive streak. I wanted to hear stantly associated at some point over the sum­ "It's Not Right But It's Okay." The vocal belting anthems like "I'm with the rock band Phish, one mer, whether it was at a show new release features a variety Every Woman" or her cover of claim that holds validity is the they attended or through a live of tempos, beats, and sounds, tfe€-PQl!y Parton classic "I Will assertion made by fans that recording of one. However, and critics are generously call­ Always Love You." This bal­ Phish's music can't be fully this doesn't make Joy an irrele­ ing the album a 'comeback,' but lad lacks the edge and spark understood unless it has been vant recording. Not everybody Image courtesy of Arista Records I disagree. Houston once owned in the 80s experienced in the live setting. wants to listen to 15-20 minute / Look to You is a disappoint­ but the beat is not strong and 90s. This isn't to say that they are guitar solos for three hours at ment on many levels and falls enough or fast enough to be a incapable of recording a solid a time. Phish's most audacious re­ short of comeback status. A club hit. The beats are weak in studio album (Rift or Billy comeback album should re­ The album continues with Breathes is solid proof of that); cording on the new album is store an artist's prior fan base "Call You Tonight," written by comparison to current it's just that the magic that oc­ a 15-minute prog-opus titled and draw in new fans as well. Johnta Austin and produced by pop hits and Houston's curs onstage doesn't translate "Time Turns Elastic." Originally A comeback should repeat past Stargate. Featuring an acoustic well into the studio. written by Anastasio to be per­ successes, and remind fans style sound with a message fo­ vocals don't measure Judging by the band's deci­ formed with orchestra com­ that the genre is not complete cused on fate and finding com­ up to other female pop sion to collaborate with Steve poser Don Hart, it required without that artist. Simply put, fort in love, the track has an Lillywhite (U2, Rolling Stones, 260 takes before the band and a comeback should say to the old-school R&B vibe with a pop .artists like, Beyonce, DMB) as the producer of their Lillywhite were completely sat­ world, "I still got it!" touch. It's the most updated Jennifer Hudson, or 11th studio album, it seems isfied with the studio track. The expectations of fans re­ track on the album and has po­ that Joy was created to double Unfortunately, the prog bal­ main high. They remember the tential to be a fan favorite. Christina Aguilera. as a fresh comeback album and lad falls flat both on the record Mariah Carey duet, "When You The title track, written by R. potential studio masterpiece and in the live setting. Quickly Believe." / Look to You is lyri­ Kelly, is about the reflection pro­ In the end, the term 'come­ for Phish. becoming the 'piss break' song cally solid and a well-produced cess and finding inner strength. back' is not the best way to eval­ at shows on tour, "TTE" quite release. The overall theme of "After all my strength is gone / uate Houston's recent work. In simply has too long of a com­ the album having faith and In you I can be strong," Houston "Salute," the closing track on posed section and doesn't finding inner strength is ap­ sings. The lyrics peel past a su­ the album, she even acknowl­ It's not unusual for sound like a Phish song. While parent throughout and flows perficial layer to the core of hu­ edges this herself: "Don't call it Phish to work out the the lyrical duo of Anastasio/ gracefully from song to song. man emotion, but the song fails a comeback / I've been here for structure of new songs Marshall isn't the band's big­ Based on Houston's reputa­ to peak vocally. Listeners will years." / Look to You has been gest selling point, the lyrics tion however, / Look to You is be left unsatisfied, because the elevated by critics to comeback on the road before they to "TTE" are especially cheesy much weaker vocally. Fans will lyrics demand a voice similar to status simply because it was re­ settle down for a proper and annoying. hear a voice that is distinctly the old Houston. leased by Whitney Houston. Fortunately, songs like "Kill different, much lower, and lim­ "Like I Never Left," written by The beats are weak com­ studio recording. Devil Falls" make up for "TTE," ited in terms of range when Claude Kelly and produced by pared to current pop hits, and with subject matter touch­ compared to hits like "Saving Akori (who is also featured on Houston's vocals don't measure ing on Anastasio's recent tri­ All My Love" and "How Will I the track), is the only song that up to other female artists in the Having previously worked umph over drug addiction. Know." doesn't fit the overall theme of genre like Beyonce, Jennifer with Lillywhite on Billy Breathes Trey howls, "Got a blank space The album starts out on a the album. Producers' the failed Hudson or Christina Aguilera. (1996), an album often con­ where my mind should be," high note with "Million Dollar attempt to update Houston's Even if fans evaluate the album sidered to have meshed Phish's over a piercing guitar riff dur­ Bill," written by Alicia Keys sound creates confusion for through a new lens, separate cult fanbase with a more main­ ing "Stealing Time from the and produced by Swiss Beatz. listeners. Akon's contemporary from the expectations of the stream audience, it's no sur­ Faulty Plan" easily the heavi­ Carrying a mid-tempo beat and pop image does not mix with a younger Houston, the album is prise that the majority of songs est psychedelic-rock tune on a 70s-inspired flow, the lyrics beat that should have been re­ just okay. on Joy share the same cohe­ the album. about falling in love are catchy, leased in 1985. sive blend and lighthearted Clocking in at just over 53 tone that made Billy Breathes minutes with 10 songs, listen­ the commercial success it re­ ing to Joy can be a brief af­ WERNER ERICH SCHERR, Attorney at Law mains today. fair, especially if you skip "Backwards Down the "TTE." Fortunately, Phish has • Auto and Truck Accidents Number Line," the first single one more trick up their sleeve. off Joy, debuted during night Sometime next month the band • Bicycle and Motorcycle Accidents one of the Hampton reunion is set to release Party Time, an • Business and Real Estate Disputes shows back in March and has album composed of 13 tunes • General Civil Litigation grown into quite the jam vehi­ that didn't make it onto Joy. cle on the road over the course Those who purchase the Super • Insurance Coverage and Bad Faith of the summer tour. Deluxe Joy Box will also receive • Slip and Fall Accidents It's not unusual for Phish to a DVD featuring summer tour • Small Claims, Municipal and Traffic work out the structure of new footage including their stop at songs on the road before they the Bonnaroo music festival. • Landlord/Tenant settle down for a proper stu­ • Wrongful Death CALL (414) 467-3767 FREE CONSULTATION. HOME AND HOSPITAL VISITS. 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come across a beat from my thought that we should put a it will also open up the chan­ because I've heard it yet, but COMMON man Ynot, who produced on chorus to it and make it a sin­ nels into other aspects of your because a lot of people have Continued from page 11 my first, second and third al­ gle. But I feel when you make art. I have found that to be been buzzing about it. bum, so I'm probably going music, everything shouldn't true with me working on films to work with No I.D., Kanye, be geared towards catering to and also in my music. I'm able Q? What other types of mu­ textures to it for me to be en­ and Ynot and go full-circle a format that people are used to apply some of that to my sic and artist do you listen to thused and for hopefully for with it. to hearing. We did think about music, and some of the things that's not hip hop? the people to be excited about extending it, but we never pur­ that I've learned in music I A: I like Radiohead. I like it as well. Qi So now that Q-Tip has sued it because we felt that it can also apply to doing films. John Coltrane. I like Minnie finally released his long was the right vibe for the song. My experiences traveling the Riperton. The genre I mostly CM Is The Believer still the awaited Renaissance album, I always look at Jay-Z's "Public world and seeing different listen to is jazz rap, but some­ working title for your upcom­ have you two had any further Service Announcement" be-, things have also helped me times music comes on the ra­ ing 2010 album? discussions about recording cause that's just a hard beat to see a bigger picture when dio — even pop songs come A: Yeah, that's the work­ together under the name The and a verse with no chorus. it comes to acting or whatever on the radio and they take ing title. I had that title for a Standard? I like doing unconventional art form I choose. me away from my reality while and at one point I was •A: We haven't discussed songs and they usually end sometimes. thinking of a different title. it recently. I mean it's still a up being something that peo­ Q; 2009 is a far from over, When a friend who wanted great idea. It's something that ple are attracted to. but who has got your vote for Qi Any fond Milwaukee to work on the album asked I hope that we pursue at some best hip-hop album of the memories from years past? me, 'What is your album go­ point in our careers, but at Q: You have adapted rather year so far? A: I remember having a ing to be called?' I was like, this point we have both been quickly to the Hollywood ac­ A: That's a very good ques­ great performance at a festi­ 'right now it's The Believer,' so busy doing other work. tor role. How do you find a tion. I'm trying to think of new val called Summerfest right I believe that it will be The balance between your role as hip-hop albums. I know a lot over there, what felt like was Believer. €|: I've always wanted an influential MC and working of new songs. I would have to right on the water. Oh! I defi­ to ask you why the title/in- in film, which has potential go with an artist of the year, nitely have a fond memory of Qj Do you already have tro track to the album Be is to be somewhat disruptive to and I would have to go with me falling on stage at the Rave producers lined up for The so short. Did you ever think your music career? Prake. He's got a lot of great when I was touring with De Believer? about adding a chorus or an­ As I don't look at it as dis­ songs. I haven't really been La Soul for the Spitkicker tour As I'm looking for Kanye other verse? ruptive because when you're checking out too many new al­ like nine years ago. West and No I.D. on the proj­ A: When we made the song an artist and you are improv­ bums. I was going to mention ect. I was actually able to some guys from the label ing in one aspect of your art, Raekwon's new album, not

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are unfortunately follow­ first song on the CD and it ing the same trend as other makes for a fantastic way to SMD provides artists. They created some start. After listening to this great songs, but instead of song, I was very optimistic surrounding the hits with about the rest of the album. only Temporary other formidable tracks, they Unfortunately, it was just a elected to use filler. temporary pleasure. (Pardon the pun.) Some tracks sound "Cruel Intentions" is the Pleasure club banger. SMD lays down more like music from their best beat on this one. a Sonic the Hedgehog Featured vocalist Beth Ditto them to stardom. contributes melodies that Band's latest Temporary Pleasure con­ video game than dance make this track one of the few sists of 14 songs, eight of music. bright spots of this album. album lacks which can easily be identified "Pinball" features Telepathe sustenance as skip-tracks. Comparatively, on vocals. She will put you in the most notable aspect of What's more, SMD decided a trance. The song has a plea­ their debut album Attack to feature other artists on half surable techno-reggae feel to Decay Sustain Release was the of their new songs. All of the it. By Uko Etim absence of such songs. tracks that I deemed worth "Bad Blood" and "10,000 Staff Writer SMD fits into the techno- purchasing include special Horses Can't Be Wrong" get an [email protected] electric dance genre; however, guests. honorable mention. some of the songs cannot be "Audacity of Huge," featur­ SMD diehards will proba­ The Simian Mobile Disco considered dance no matter ing Chris Keating, definitely bly love Temporary Pleasure, released their sophomore al­ what you're accustomed to lis­ lives up to its title. It's a song but for the casual techno- bum Temporary Pleasure late tening to. Some tracks sound that you'll wish was longer. dance enthusiast, I wouldn't last month to a fan base with more like music from a Sonic As I nodded my head to Chris recommend it. Take my ad­ high expectations. the Hedgehog video game Keating's clever metaphors, vice: do not pay full price for Unfortunately, like most than dance music. I wished they'd let him keep Temporary Pleasure like I did. artists that debut well, they James Ford and James going. This song is easily the Just shell out a few bucks on were unable to emulate the Shaw, the two members of best on the album. iTunes for the songs worth product that first brought the Simian Mobile Disco, "Cream Dream" is the the price.

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homeless, suffer unemploy­ ment, lose their savings in the faces road blocks The myth of the next recession, be burdened with a lifetime of medical bills, and so on. Obama, citing him­ right for a change, and mass self as an example of the self- The need for transit would be a good place self-made man made man, also failed to tell to start. We need a far-reaching students that he sold-out to efficient public bus system, hands down. We will corporate interests ' the mo­ need an adequate rail system in to try their hardest to make ment he became a politician transportation the near future. Population den­ What Obama something of themselves and of the two-party spectacle. sity is only going to increase failed to say solve America's problems in "If you work hard enough as the Milwaukee and Chicago the process. you will succeed." Everything By Brian Holmes suburbs continue to grow closer We look back at the mytholo­ about that statement is Special to the Post and eventually connect. A good By Nathan Johnson gies of ancient civilizations and crooked. Those who work [email protected] transit system would also open Columnist consider them so bizarre that hardest are not guaranteed to up the job market, giving those [email protected] whoever could believe in them succeed. As just one example Last November, Governor who cannot afford a vehicle a must have been ignorant. Our among dozens, take America's Jim Doyle vetoed the sales chance to be able to look else­ Those on the right who criti­ culture is full of just as many immigrant labor population. tax that would have potentially where for higher-paying jobs cize the president let their pet­ myths, if anyone should care to Nobody can deny that our agri­ saved the Milwaukee County (which tend to be in the sub­ tiness shine for all to see by be critical enough to notice. cultural workers who pick pro­ Transit System. Many saw this urbs). This, in turn, would help squabbling over the fact that One of America's most prev­ duce are amongst the hardest as a slighting of Wisconsin's the city's economy. Obama gave a motivational alent myths is the self-made workers in the nation. Instead most populated county. In fact, speech to America's students. man. According to this story, of having it made, those work­ without some form of addi­ They claimed it was an attempt you can succeed if you work ers are amongst the most tional funding, the Milwaukee at indoctrination. Let it be hard enough. This karmic impoverished. County Transit System (MCTS) I would much rather known that anytime a politician justice is to be found "only Those who have succeeded would be cut as much as 35 opens his/her mouth, you can in America." This myth origi­ - the richest of the rich - may percent in 2010, according to get on a train and sit count on hearing some manner nated in the 1800s during the not have worked a single day the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. with a cup of coffee and of indoctrination. ascent of laissez-faire capital­ in their lives. It's easy to forget Last Tuesday, Governor Doyle The right-wing critics are ism. "If you work hard enough this, considering the people redeemed himself as he pro­ the sports section than strictly hypocritical. Guess who you will succeed." By implica­ who have this luxury are an ex­ posed his latest plan to upstart be crammed among else gave talks to school chil­ tion, if you are not success­ treme minority (within the top Milwaukee County's ailing tran­ dren? None other than Ronald ful it means you did not work 1 percent) who you probably sit system. In his proposal would the frustrated masses Regan and George H.W. Bush. hard enough. At face-value this don't run into on a day-to-day give Milwaukee County the abil­ crawling down the Keep in mind that Reagan used sounds logical, but a little bit of basis. When I worked at the ity to raise the local sales tax by freeway during rush the opportunity to promote free analysis reveals otherwise. Milwaukee Country Club I met 0.5 percent and contribute this trade and lowering taxes. Was this myth true during plenty of people who had noth­ extra money to the bus lines and hour. So after the sensation­ the period of laissez-faire capi­ ing better to do than golf, drive the Kenosha-Racine-Milwaukee alist corporate media blew talism? Considering the histo­ luxury cars, and otherwise live commuter rail line. Doyle claims ries of the Native Americans off of their inheritance and/or that his main goal is to create a who were victims of genocide, their spouse's wealth. regional transit authority con­ While I am happy Doyle fi­ "If you work hard the slaves who were bought Another recurring theme of sisting of Milwaukee, Racine nally came around after vetoing and sold as property, and the Obama's speech was 'respon­ and Kenosha. As of yet Kenosha a somewhat similar bill in July, enough you will women who were confined to sibility to our nation.' It's not and Racine have not been on­ it should make the people angry succeed/' Everything the home; I say no. at all apparent why we should be patriotic, considering some board with recommended re­ that it has to come this close to about that statement Was this myth true during gional transit suggestions. a disaster at the final hour. If the period of monopoly capital­ of the worst crimes in history In 2009, Milwaukee was MCTS doesn't receive additional is crooked. Those who ism? Considering that monopo­ have been carried out in the name of nationalism. There is ranked the second-worst place funds, it was said that next year work hardest are not lies, by definition, don't face in the country to live for per­ the bus services could be cut by any real competition, there is something inherently self-cen­ tered and egotistical about na­ sons with asthma (St. Louis be­ as much as one third. There is guaranteed to succeed. little (if any) room for entre­ tionalism that is offensive in our ing the worst). Milwaukee as no room for petty squabbling. preneurs; so again I have to As just one example age of globalization, demand­ well as Racine and Waukesha Many people depend on pub­ say no. ing that we think with an in­ have also been declared by lic transit for getting to and among dozens, take Is this myth true now dur­ ternationalist perspective. But the Environmental Protection from work, among other things. America's immigrant ing the period of post-war capi­ politicians are more interested Agency (EPA) as not in compli­ That may mean little to those talism, or late capitalism? Of labor population. in the ideological purpose of ance with the new (stronger) in Madison who receive a size­ course it's not. Myths are never nationalism, which is to divert particle laws determined by the able paycheck from the taxpay­ true-*• they only serve the ideo­ attention away from class an­ measure of air pollution. While a ers, but to many people, this is logical purpose of maintaining tagonisms. It won't do to say a matter of feeding their family. the issue way out of propor­ the social order. What Obama competent regional transit sys­ "be loyal to the ruling class," so Shame on Madison for dragging tion, what actually happened? failed to tell the students was tem would not solve all these instead politicians say the next their feet. It is my hope that Obama gave an extraordinarily that a certain percentage of problems, it would go a long best thing: "Be loyal to your this ridiculous partisan squab­ generic speech full of patrio­ Americans are, thanks to the way in helping by reducing the country," which is run, after all, number of smog-producing ve­ bling will be over soon so the tism and morality. Yawn. He anarchy of the capitalist mode of production, predestined to by the ruling class. hicles on the roads. public servants can get down to rehashed the myth of the self- live under the poverty line, be I would much rather get on a the real business of represent­ made man, pushing students train and sit with a cup of coffee ing the people who .put them and the sports section than be there. crammed among the frustrated masses crawling down the free­ way during rush hour. I am sure The UWM Post invites readers to many others feel the same, submit Letters to the Editor, as well as RiverView blues which would mean less traffic, perspective pieces, counter-points to less pollution, and a less-frus­ previously published pieces, opinions, sympathetic glances that trating commute. rants and tauntings. To be eligible for Shuttle bus fails to serve students came my way after stating Although many other states, publication, letters and opinion pieces where I lived. The dorms cities and counties are also must include the author's name and By Emily Wottreng ing by the schedule alone, are awesome. They are not in compliance with EPA contact information. Anonymous sub­ Special to the Post it seems like RiverView isn't right by tons of restaurants laws, why does Milwaukee al­ missions will not be accepted. [email protected] that far away. It only takes and near the beach. What ways seem to be on the lists Please submit to The UWM Post of­ a few minutes by shuttle to could be wrong? As soon as of the most ghastly? Not only fice (Union EG80), or via email at If you take a look at the get to and from the central class began and I needed part of UW-Milwaukee. But do we rank second in unfriendly [email protected]. Please title shuttle-bus schedule be­ to take the shuttle like ev­ tween RiverView and cam­ anyone who has regularly asthma cities, but many studies e-mail correspondence "Letter to the eryone else, I found out. My pus, it makes the transpor­ attempted to catch the bus find us worst in binge drinking Editor." The preferred length for let­ first day of classes started tation seem ideal. It leaves knows the picture painted and alcoholism, and our pub­ ters is 350 words or less. Opinions with an 8:00 a.m. class, so I and perspective pieces should be no every 15 minutes, arrives above is far from the ridicu­ lic school system has become went to grab the 7:30 shut­ such a disaster that Mayor Tom longer than 750 words. Deadline for in less time than that, and lous reality. tle. The bus arrived almost Barrett and Governor Jim Doyle outside submission is Wednesday another shuttle is there, on As a freshman and 10 minutes late, then pro- have proposed a mayoral take­ at noon. The UWM Post reserves the time, to replace the next bus RiverView resident, I was See SHUTTLE page 20 over. It is time we get something right to edit or reject your submission. 15 minutes later. 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This Week: Is Amazon Big Brother? Potty-peepers and Ownership changes in the digital age chick-chippers By Jason Kopplin ated with staring at a monitor Amazon did issue refunds to Editorial Editor for hours. The device can hold all affected customers, but it By Sarah Hanneken [email protected] thousands of books, allowing is still a disturbing act. Justin Chief Copy Editor for a virtual library that fits in Gawronski, a Michigan high [email protected] Apple is now a backpack. school student, is part of a class the largest The iPod could play numerous action lawsuit against Amazon History buff had a ball. A music retailer file formats; it was the iTunes over the deletion. Gawronski Pennsylvania man took his pas­ in the United store that was under high secu­ was reading "1984" for a sum­ sion for history a bit too far when States. It's rity. You needed Apple's pricey mer class and taking notes di­ he accidentally shot a cannonball easy to see hardware to take those songs rectly on the Kindle using an an­ through the side of a neighbor's why. The with you. By contrast, the Kindle notation feature. When Amazon home. Does his hobby of recreat­ convenience hardware is locked down. One deleted his book, they also de­ ing firearms from old wars extend of having all that music a can purchase digital books from leted all his notes. to recreating walls of nearby houses? click away is difficult to resist. Amazon for use on numerous Amazon founder and CEO Cities bid to host 2016 Summer Olympics. The Furthermore, most: people who devices. There is even an iPhone Jeff Bezos stated in a press re­ contenders are Chicago, Madrid, Rio de Janeiro, still buy compact discs will end application for reading Kindle lease that the deletion was "stu­ and Tokyo. Madrid and Chicago are suspected of up ripping them onto their com­ books. But the Kindle hardware pid, thoughtless, and painfully trying to bribe the International Olympic Committee puter and syncing with an MP3 is only able to support mate­ out of line with our principles." to include bullfighting among the events. player anyway. Why not cut out rial offered by Amazon. Titles Amazon was right to stop sell­ Honolulu says no to B.O. The Honolulu City the middle man and buy the dig­ are purchased directly from the ing the books, but they crossed Council is taking steps to save the island para­ ital files directly? device and immediately down­ a line by deleting them with­ dise from air pollution. The problematic particu­ Originally, the main beef loaded, thanks to an always-on out consent from customers' late?: Body odor. The Council is considering a bill against iTunes was copyright wireless inter-net connection. devices. that would establish a $500 fine and/or up to six protection, also called 'digital Imagine buying a physical months in jail for smelly locals and tourists alike. rights management' (DRM). book from a retail store. Later, The bill would focus these penalties primarily in the This DRM limits what you can Amazon was right to it turns out the publisher didn't area of public transit (think small, crowded buses). do with files, such as how many stop selling the books, have the rights to publish that Hawaiian hippies, however, think the idea stinks. machines you can play a song book. Of course stores should Chicken chips. An animal rights group snuck into on, or what devices can play it. but they crossed a remove the book. Now imagine an egg-production facility and recorded the indus­ The idea of a company telling line by deleting them the store coming to your house try's cruel practices. The video, which was recently you what you can and cannot without your knowledge, remov­ made public, shows unwanted chicks being tossed do with material you bought and without consent from ing the book from your shelf, alive into a grinder at an egg hatchery in Iowa. Folks, own is off-putting. Apple has customers' devices. and leaving a refund on the cof­ this is nothing to be chipper about. The egg industry cleared up this particular prob­ fee table. Is what Amazon did is one of the cruelest in the world. lem. While songs purchased on that much different? From the outhouse to the doghouse. A 49-year iTunes used to only work on iP- It's this connection that al­ Ease of purchase and porta­ old man was caught peering up at women from the ods, they are now open and will lows Amazon a disturbing level bility make digital goods tempt­ pit below an outhouse toilet. Considering this is not play on nearly any digital audio of control. The site was offering ing. Consider, however, what the first time he's peeped from the poop, maybe device. George Orwell's "Animal Farm" is lost for that convenience. A he should just stay down there — among his own Just as Apple is loosening its and "1984" for saleon the Kindle. printed book can be lent to a kind. stranglehold on digital goods, But this summer, Amazon dis­ friend. A CD is not locked to a Hunk o' junk nearly misses. (Or as George Carlin Amazon is tightening its grip. covered that the publisher of­ single brand of player. A DVD would argue, a "nearly hits.") A chunk of space junk While the company's new eBook fering these titles did not have cannot be deleted from your avoided hitting the International Space Station and reader, the Kindle, is revolution­ the rights to publish digital edi­ shelf by a remote authority. shuttle Discovery by less than a mile. The solar sys­ izing the way we read, it's also tions. They promptly removed My suggestion is to support tem has a lot of junk in its trunk. challenging the definition of the titles from the Kindle store. companies that offer more open McDonalds vs. McCurry. The world's fast food ownership. In simple terms, the They also deleted the books re­ formats. As stated, Apple has super-power has a beef with Malaysian restaurant Kindle is to books what the iPod motely from the Kindles of ev­ opened up its iTunes offerings. McCurry over copyright infringement. The Big Mac is to music. The device has a eryone that had purchased the Amazon also has a music store is picking on the little guy once again. Who will screen that "draws" book pages titles. I wonder if Orwell had a that offers DRM-free music. If the Golden Arches turn their guns on next? Mickey one at a time like a next genera­ sense of humor. Of all the au­ only they would do the same Mouse better watch his back (or face the fate of tion Etch A Sketch. This makes thors, the man who coined the with their eBook reader. There Steve McNair). the screen almost as easy on term "Big Brother" had his work are other companies producing NYC firefighters join the circus. A firefighters' the eyes as reading normal pa­ involved in what can only be electronic book readers with union complains that an engine company was forced per, avoiding the strain associ­ called Orwellian acts. more open standards. by the city to bathe a circus elephant. They're not going to forget this anytime soon... She broke a record, then broke a nail. A Salt Lake City woman who held the Guinness World Record for longest fingernails faced "the most dramatic event ent that all of the drivers work not to embark on the 30^min- of her life" in February when they broke off in a car SHUTTLE their tail off to get to and from ute trek by foot, then you find crash. Her manicurist recently joined the nation's Continued from page 19 campus. Besides, at least yourself sitting around and growing number of unemployed. we have a shuttle bus sys­ waiting for time to pass, hop­ Naked Cowboy drops his pants and drops his tem. Everyone I've met from ing that a bus will arrive. Think bid. The Naked Cowboy of Times Square announced ceeded to wait another five for RiverView haa had the same about how horrible waiting or his decision to drop out of the race for mayor of more people. By the time we problems regularly. When the walking will be in winter. New York City. Public officials breathe a sigh of re­ got to campus, I was already tardiness of the bus isn't an RiverView is a new dorm, so lief. Some had already purchased new boxers for late for my first class. It's not issue, the crowd of sixty-some there weren't as many people Casual Fridays. like this was a one-time thing students trying to fit on a six- living there previously. For the Michael Jackson's glove snatched thousands. — this happens every single teen-capacity bus is. It's dis­ record, the dorm is currently A white glove worn by the late King of Pop sold for time I try to catch a bus. Who heartening to finish a work­ in overflow. There aren't even $49,000 at an auction in Australia last Sunday. would've thought that the lat­ out at Klotsche or for a class enough bike racks to accom­ That's nearly twice the price auctioneers predicted. est icebreaker cliche would to end, walk over to that bus modate everyone. The way How much would his nose sell for? stop that seems to associate I see it, my dorm shouldn't Arrested for wearing pants in public? That's itself with bad luck, and to see be like the Titanic, where the right — A woman in Sudan was fined $200 for wear­ a mob of students who have rich get the lifeboats (or in this ing trousers outdoors. After refusing to pay the fine, We have the motivation been waiting over an hour to case, mopeds, bikes and cars), she was arrested and forced to spend the night in get on the bus. At this point, and the rest get stranded out jail. Those womanizing Sudanese authorities (all to get to campus, but not you may as well give up, un­ in the ocean, waitingfor some­ men, of course) need a kick below the belt. the means. less you timed perfectly where one to pick them up. Big sur­ Hiker is head over heals. It was a day full of ups the bus will stop and are will­ prise — students want to go and downs'for two hikers near Washington. Against ing to push everybody aside, to class. We have the motiva­ the romantic backdrop of nature, her boyfriend throw some elbows, and force tion to get to campus, but not proposed. And she joyously accepted. Ten minutes be: "So how about that shut­ your way on. It seems to be the means. We were assured later, she was tumbling down a rocky cliff. Don't tle bus?" the only way. Too many people that transportation on cam­ worry, she survived. I'm by no means asking for have had to walk home (if you pus would be a breeze. Since pity, and I'm in no way try­ haven't faced this, consider it's apparently not, it's time to ing to be a critic. It's appar­ yourself lucky). If choosing fix the system. T

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