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94534_NPA132410-0005 Yes-No U-verse 4.729x11.indd 1 9/25/13 1:28 PM | NEWS | STILL AT WAR The Miccosukees aim to save the dying River of Grass. BY DEIRDRA FUNCHEON browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com ichael Frank, a 56-year- Michael Frank: “I’m still old Miccosukee Tribe here, and I’m still waiting.” member, points to Bone Island, a small tree- ts | o N te ts Mcovered hammock in the Ever- glades that got its name during the Seminole Wars of the 1800s. When Frank’s ancestors arrived to check on relatives after the white man swept through, “All they saw were the bones,” he explains during a | news | pulp c y | news steamy fall day on an airboat in the waters north of the Tamiami Trail. Frank was raised on these islands under a chickee hut with a dozen family members from the Otter clan until he was 7 years old. They lived off bass they caught and

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t ers began draining phosphorus — eventually 4,000 tons a year, twice the weight of the Statue of Liberty — into the area’s Deirdra Funcheon watershed. And mercury began pooling invaded Florida in 1818. The killing and dis- me put pants on — but it was so hot!” He says native surveyors and their scientists say. If from nearby industry and trade winds. placement of Native Americans continued he taught himself to read newspapers. Over there are any frogs or deer about, they remain “I haven’t had fish from here in 20 years,” through the end of the Third Seminole War the years, he made a living building chickees, hidden on the tree islands that sweep to the Frank says. “I last in 1858. Troops believed they had shipped hunting and fishing, and doing carpentry. horizon like thousands of stepping stones. hunted here in 1985 all but perhaps 100 of the natives to Okla- He also learned a lot about environmental Water hyacinths proliferate like car- “OUR WAR IS A or ’90.” He supposes homa and New Orleans as part of what issues and watched throughout the ’80s and pets — but the floating plant with the WAR FOR THE he could catch a bird historians came to call the “Trail of Tears.” ’90s as the Miccosukees launched various law- lavender flower is actually an invasive spe- TREES. THE or a fish, but “why kill But “some hid in the islands, where the suits against federal and state governments. cies that can double its spread in six days. an animal that’s full soldiers could not see us,” Frank says. While The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers had built Cattails choke the waterways — “a sign of BATTLE IS FOR of mercury? If I ate many of the Seminoles returned during the dams and levees to control the water flow from polluted water,” Frank says. “The phos- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY | STAGE PULP | CONTENTS |

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art WATER, FOR more than one or two decades that followed and some prospered, Central Florida through the Everglades. This phorus and nutrient levels are too high.” BIRDS, FOR fish a month, I’d die of others never left their homes in the tree- system had the unintended consequences of Frank sadly explains the Miccosukee EXISTENCE.” mercury poisoning.” covered hammocks and knee-deep water. polluting the water with agricultural runoff name for that area means “brightly lit place.” This area — a vast, He explains that those who stayed were told and alternately starving or flooding the Ever- He says the river otters, bobcats, raccoons, beautiful, lily-pad-dotted expanse south of by tribe leaders: “Do not leave the Everglades. glades to the south. The lawsuits argued the and rabbits that were common 20 years ago I-75 — is considered by federal experts the Do not assimilate. Do not go to Miami. Do not water being released was far too contami- are scarce now. “When I was a boy, I’d look most pristine part of the Everglades. Earlier go to Naples. Do not go to Broward County.” nated. One case based on the federal Clean down and there’d be a snake wrapped around this month, members of the Miccosukee Frank was born in 1957, the year the Water Act went to the Supreme Court in 2004. my leg,” he says. But today there’s little wild- Tribe spent five days on a fleet of airboats to Seminole Tribe of Florida, which today “They’re not doing what they said life, and the deer that were once plentiful execute their annual Fall Everglades Study has more than 2,000 members, was rec- they’re going to do,” Frank says. He finds it have virtually disappeared. “When the water — basically, an environmental census. ognized by the U.S. government. Some na- absurd that he had to force the U.S. govern- is too high, they drown or go up on a levee, Though any outsider would become tives organized as the separate Miccosukee ment to follow its own policies. “When we where they are easy targets for hunters.” disoriented amid the sawgrass and clouds Tribe, which was federally recognized as sue them, it’s not our law. It’s their law!” These days, Frank lives in a house. that stretch to the horizon, the natives a sovereign nation in 1962 and today has The Florida Everglades Forever Act, signed “I’ve got a master bedroom, a walk-in zip around sites they know as “Stinking about 600 members. A small number of in- in 1994, prioritized Everglades restoration, closet” — but he still maintains his is-

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW Ground,” “Bead Island,” and “Jumping Black dependents opted not to join either group. and a federal followup in 2000 outlined $11.9 land and plants corn on it every year. New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm Man” without needing maps or a GPS. As a young child, Frank lived in the billion in projects that would be completed He says the tribe is still seeking two Today, Florida is facing water crises on all Everglades with five brothers, five sis- over four decades. But many of those plans basic things from the government: “Main- sides of the cattail-congested River of Grass. ters, and “nieces and nephews all over have become bogged down in bureaucracy — tain the proper level of water, and clean There’s a giant algal bloom in Florida Bay, a the place.” In the early ’60s, “my grandpa compromised and underfunded, Frank says. the water before you pump it in.” huge die-off in the Indian River Lagoon, and couldn’t provide for us anymore,” he says. He’s now a point man for the tribe on “There isn’t anything new,” he laments. 6, 2013 6,

XX, 2012 XX, dikes about to burst around one of the world’s Frank’s family eventually moved out of Everglades issues and recently traveled “It’s the same circle. Every four years, there’s largest reservoirs, Lake Okeechobee. Though the woods and accepted a modern house. to Washington, D.C., with tribal chair- a new president, a new governor, a new EPA,

ONTH Florida and the federal government just in But they still believed “never, ever live in man Colley Billie to urge Congress to new senators. I have to re-educate everyone vember O the past few months committed $130 million a home with four walls. Breathe clean air. prioritize key restoration projects. again. I’m still here, and I’m still waiting.” to raise the Tamiami Trail and clean up the St. The air in a house isn’t clean,” he says. They On a recent seven-hour airboat tour If the U.S. government ever carries out its XX–M 31-N Lucie River, it’s not nearly enough, critics say. even constructed a chickee hut next to the of the Glades, Frank and others depart plan and restores the Everglades, there’ll be ber

O “We’re s till at war with the United States,” house and used the the house for storage. near the Miccosukee Indian Village off one main force to thank, Frank says. “The vot- ONTH ct M Frank says. “Our war is a war for the trees. The He went to school in the early ’70s for two the Tamiami Trail just as the morning ers? They don’t know nothing. The Miccosu- O battle is for water, for birds, for existence.” or three years but left during fourth grade. light cuts through the endless sawgrass. kee Tribe — it’s us that’s going to push them.” The tribe’s warring began when soon- “I used to run around in a [traditional Native The team encounters only a few scattered 4 to-be president Andrew Jackson’s forces American] skirt, and at school, they made birds where there used to be 100,000, the [email protected] 4 browardpalmbeach.com Your essential local

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uffing home on her green beach cruiser, asked Smith if her bike was registered with the city, she the cops. “What if I come up missing on the same night

Lekeithra Smith was already edgy about remembers. “I don’t know nothing about no bike being that y’all took my bike? It will look bad on your behalf.” MIAMI NEW TIMES what might be hunkered down in the dark, registered,” she says she told them. “I ride my bike to Smith spiked her cell phone against the pavement, waiting. It was near 9:30 p.m. in late April work all the time.” then stomped home safely. Two years later, she is still 2011. The 22-year-old was pedaling just a Because it wasn’t registered, the bike would be angry. “Y’all taking my bike, but y’all not taking me back Hfew feet behind her high-school-aged cousin Deadra, impounded, she was told. Smith, a black woman with home,” she says today. “I had to walk the streets at night.” coming back from a party at their aunt’s house. Both thin haywire dreads and an eyebrow stud, threw up If you’re black in Fort Lauderdale, a bike ride might be were stuffed from plates of food and feeling the late hour. her defenses. the easiest way to land a run-in with police. A seemingly They rode through a knot of residential streets behind “Why are you taking my bike? It’s not stolen,” she benign city law requiring registration of bicycles is — Sunrise Boulevard businesse s — all razor-fenced lots, said. She had the receipt back home, she explained, in practice — almost as racist as the NYPD’s “stop and oil-slicked loading areas, and dumpsters. Except for and her record was clean; she had a good job stacking frisk” tactics. Of the nearly 460 citations handed out in smudged yellow light spilling from the occasional street merchandise at Winn-Dixie. the past three years in Fort Lauderdale, 86 percent went M lamp, the neighborhood was dark. Neither knew the area. But the arguments didn’t dent the officer’s indiffer- to African-Americans. Almost none were handed out in O ONTH ct

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could speed away if someone bolted from the shadows. “The cited individual is a resident of the city of Fort more bikes are registered to blacks than to whites — 63 XX–M

Suddenly, Smith’s eyelids crashed shut against a burst Lauderdale,” the document read in simple policespeak. percent to 37 percent. 31-N of light. Up ahead, about a half-dozen Fort Lauderdale “The cited individual failed to register bicycle.” Critics see a pattern of racial profiling in those stats. O ONTH police officers were swinging flashlights her way. Smith was shocked. “I could get kidnapped or some- They claim cops are stopping blacks on the pretense of vember The young women were ordered off their bikes and thing. Anything can happen to either one of us because doing a bike registration check and then using that to questioned about where they were heading. One officer we’re girls,” an agitated Smith remembers warning look for other crimes. >> p8 XX, 2008 6, 2013 BY KYLE SWENSON

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“That is selective enforcement and racial profiling,” says Broward County Public De- fender Howard Finkelstein. “It is illegal, it is unconstitutional, and it is also immoral.”

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miaminewtimes.com ris growls around a burning Newport. browardpalmbeach.com “There ain’t a guy riding a bicycle that Thasn’t been stopped at one point or another.” All around Harris, the daily afternoon ritual at Delevoe Park is rolling along as usual. On the grassy stretch just off Sistrunk Boulevard, more than 30 people are filling

ts | o N te ts up picnic benches. Brown-bagged tall boys are being tipped, and a light breeze tosses around the smell of one-buck cigars. Le- Vert’s “(Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop) Goes My Mind” flows from huge stereo speakers mounted on the back of a Ford Explorer. Outside of a WANTED lone visitor, everyone in the park is black. Harris, dapper head to foot in a loose We Pay TOP Dollar! polo, snow-white cargo shorts, and fedora, ews | pulp c y | N ews is agitated. Although he’s hauling a criminal record that includes a robbery charge and a string of cocaine and marijuana possessions, the Pompano Beach resident has stayed out of trouble since 2009. Last November, he was pedaling his bike down Sistrunk, the main

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| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | himself. He says cops don’t harass him for police about why the stops were initiated. Suddenly, plainclothes police officers his bike because homemade bikes lack se- Clutching a bag from Burger King, Telly were marching out of an unmarked car, rial numbers and are therefore exempt Lockhart says he was riding his bike down asking Knowles if his bike was registered. from registration. “They pull up beside me NW 11th Place near Sunrise around 9:30 on a The dreadlocked commercial painter and go,” Smith says, showing a thumbs- weeknight in 2011 when a patrol car rolled up. whistled some expletive at the cops, then up before cracking up with laughter. In 1992, he’d been charged with delivery explained the registration didn’t apply be- “Fort Lauderdale is the only city that of cocaine, aggravated assault, and battery; cause he didn’t live in Fort Lauderdale. requires you to have a sticker,” he says, in 2002, he was again in cuffs on a cocaine According to Knowles, who’d been grin tightening to a grimace. “But the possession charge. But the then-36-year-old charged with battery in 1989 and grand main thing, it gives them probable cause, had been clean since, and he said as much as theft in 1995, the cops smashed his black MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm so they’re going to run your name.” a Fort Lauderdale Police officer approached. beach cruiser against the ground, bend- WEIGHTphy sician super LOSSvised The statute simply requires “any person The officer said Lockhart’s bike didn’t ing the chrome-trimmed wheels. residing within the city who owns any bi- have a light and asked if it was registered, “It’s essentially fishing for crime, as cycle to register such bicycle with the police Lockhart remembers. He answered that opposed to having legitimate reasons APPETITE department.” The registration fee is $1, and he’d just bought the beach cruiser from to see if a crime is committed,” he says each bike is given a small decal to indicate Walmart. The officer explained that the today. “If they’re stopping and spend- 6, 2013 6, SUPPRESSANTS

XX, 2008 XX, compliance. “A police officer may take into bike would have to go. After searching his ing time harassing me on my bike, you possession and impound any bicycle being pockets and finding no contraband, the cop might have a burglar on the next street ONTH vember operated or possessed on all streets,” the law said Lockhart could come down to the police breaking into someone’s home.” O FREE CONSULTATION reads, “when the bicycle does not have at- station, pay the fine, and get back the bike.

31-N tached thereto a bicycle registration decal.” “Man, I don’t have transportation to get he Fort Lauderdale Police chief XX–M Although Hollywood and North Lauder- the bike. That’s why I’m on a bike,” Lockhart stands at ease in the middle of the ber O Robert B. Bell, D.O. dale have similar provisions, their laws are protested. Bikeless, he was never able to re- street, hands in his uniform pock- ONTH ct

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wasn’t registered). Better yet, he says, the Smith brainstormed a solution. If Fort XX–M cops should lock down the whole city after Lauderdale had a bike registry with serial 31-N hours with a martial-law-style curfew. “The numbers, police could track stolen bikes BOOK NOW! O ONTH police need to do what they need to do. and return them to their rightful owners. WWW.RWBIMINI.COM vember “And you know how you can see [the But the stolen-bike craze dovetailed with For more info, call 1-888-930-8688. XX, 2008 criminals are] up to no good?” Poole adds. the flood of crack in the city’s northwest area. RWBimini He mimes a hand-in-the-cookie-jar face, To limit their own exposure, the older deal- 6, 2013 * then nervously looks back over his shoulder. ers used young kids on bikes as drug couri- Ship registry Panama. Management reserves all rights. Excludes weekend day cruises. Promotion & prices subject to change or cancellation. Limited time only. Taxes/fees for declared items not included. Offer is capacity controlled – subject to availability. As if on cue, a moment later a stick-figure- ers, Smith says. After the bike-registration Excludes holidays. Blackout dates apply. Must be 18 years of age or older to gamble in international waters and in The Bahamas. thin black woman wobbles by on a bicycle. ordinance passed in 1999, police would stop Applies to new individual bookings only. Some restrictions (including resort accommodations) apply. $ Before pushing into the next block, she bikes to check for registration and frequently 25 fee for each checked bag for every 50 lbs. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. peers back. “Prostitute,” Poole suggests. find crack slingers sitting on the seat. >> p10 9 9 miaminewtimes.com browardpalmbeach.com

SEE THE WORLD’S LARGEST CIRCUS UNDER THE BIG TOP C CIRCUS STARS WEST PALM BEACH UNDER THE BIG TOP AT PALM BEACH KENNEL CLUB THUR. FRI. SAT. SUN. Kyle Swenson NOV. 7 NOV. 8 NOV. 9 NOV. 10 Biking While Black from p9 After a run-in with Fort Lauderdale PD, 4:30 PM 4:30 PM 1:30 PM 1:30 PM 7:30 PM 7:30 PM 4:30 PM 4:30 PM Ellsworth Knowles took his complaints 7:30 PM 7:30 PM “There’s no question that the fact that about the bike ordinance to the Broward BUY ADVANCE TICKETS AT people had to register their bicycles Public Defender’s Office. SAVE $5 TICKETS.COM probably helped in the effort to stop ON ADULT 1.888.332-5200 ADMISSION the crack dealing,” Smith says. clogged with pedestrians. Across the street, the PURCHASED Adderley defends the use of the bicycle sand is packed tight with sunning skin. And | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | STAGE | NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART IN ADVANCE ordinance and denies that any type of racial when you look around, bikes are everywhere — profiling is involved. When he replays the chained up to light posts, weaving through pe- complaints from downtown (and particularly destrians, stacked in the back of pickup trucks. TICKETS FOR KIDS AT FREE from white politicians like Finkelstein), frus- None appears to have a registration sticker. GOTOTHECIRCUS.COM tration comes crashing through the façade of Sitting on the wall with his back to the sand, GOTOTHECIRCUS.COM | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | the cool and careful public servant. There’s a bearded white guy in his late 30s leans over a realpolitik of street policing to consider, his smart phone, watching a video. He plucks he argues. Without the ordinance, crime out his earbuds to listen to a question. Is his in the black neighborhoods would go up. bike registered? “Nope,” he answers. Is he wor- “We have to reduce crime,” Adderley ried about violating the city ordinance? “Never says. “And if we have a high number of heard of it,” he says, his face crunching up in a burglaries and robberies and complaints of perplexed look. Ever been stopped by police drug activity in a certain area and we figure for a bike registration check? “No,” he answers out the majority of offenders are riding bi- again, eyes slicing to the side, as if waiting for cycles, we shouldn’t just ignore it because a camera crew to pop out and reveal a gag. MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM Howard Finkelstein has a perception. A hundred yards up the pavement, a beefy “Really, who’s more racist?” Adder- Caucasian man in a safari hat is getting ready ley says, miming Finkelstein’s position: to push off on his bicycle. He shakes his head “ ‘The black people don’t know what and rubs a hand across his sweaty face, miss- they’re doing, so let me come over and ing a gob of suntan lotion smeared above his tell them how to do it for themselves.’ ” lip. As a longtime Fort Lauderdale resident, 6, 2013 6,

XX, 2008 XX, the registration law is breaking news to him. he concept of “probable cause” “And I’ve had over ten bikes here,” he says.

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31-N Tthe faces are predominantly pasty. after chaining his bike to a nearby tree. “It XX–M It’s Sunday, the sky above Fort Lauderdale is sounds like something I would be inter- a bulging blue, and the afternoon ritual is rolling ested in signing up for,” he says earnestly. ONTH CTOBER

M along as usual. From the Elbo Room, the dou- “Do you know how I can sign up?” O ble-decker dive bar at Las Olas Boul evard and A white man in a neon shirt, catching North Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard, cheers his breath after a ride, noticeably tenses from NFL fans rain down onto the sidewalks when informed that he could lose p12 10 10 >> browardpalmbeach.com | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH O CTOBER 31-N OVEMBER 6, 2013

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his unregistered fiberglass two-wheel beauty to police since it’s not registered. “Why? This bike isn’t stolen or anything,” he says, steamed anyone would suspect otherwise. “Why would I have to register it?” Dr. Lorie Fridell, an associate professor

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browardpalmbeach.com ment of Criminology, who wrote a 500-page book on racial profiling, says disparities in statistics can lead to various interpretations. “Men are arrested more than women, low-income people are arrested more than high income, young people more than elderly people. Those are disparities, but that doesn’t ts | o N te ts necessarily imply police bias.” Still, the Fort Lauderdale PD numbers on bike citations “certainly raise my concerns,” Fridell says. She says police are using the bike ordinance as “pretext stops” — using probable cause for one violation as a pretext to investigate a separate crime. According to a 1996 U.S. Supreme Court decision titled

ews | pulp c y | N ews Whren v. United States, law enforcement is free to conduct such stops — but not when race is the motivating factor, she says. “The information that black drug dealers sometimes use bikes is not enough to justify targeting blacks on bikes,” Fridell says. “So there’s the possibility here that the officers are Marta Xochilt Perez ge | Night+ dA

A using these bike stops as a pretext to investigate Patrick Muhammad, left, Jerome Scott, and George Griffin would like to see the city remind residents that they must register bi kes. t drug crimes, and they are using race in making their decisions, which would violate theWhren cian, Dr. James Sistrunk — is a point of pride always had a problem with treatment from in court constitutional violations, and you v. U.S. decision and thus the Constitution.” for the people in the room. The representatives the police,” he says. “They’ve always done need plaintiffs for that,” Butin says. “Some from Flagler Village, however, say the name things to make life harder on us. This bicycle people that are subject to this might just atrick Muhammad is down front in today is associated with drugs and crime. law is just another way they could get to us.” leave it for another day or not want to sign the audience, waiting for his open- It’s racism, some say. “I remember when Muhammad never got a turn to speak at the their name on a lawsuit against police. ing. Nearly every hard metal chair Fort Lauderdale was one of the most racist cit- meeting. But on his own, outside of the Nation What we would be looking for now are Pin the indoor meeting space at Carter Park ies in the country, if not the most racist,” says of Islam, he’s been meeting with community people willing to go all the way with this.” on Sunrise Boulevard is filled, an unusual one wrinkled black man. “And we’re not that far leaders. He’d like the city to be more proac- Finkelstein’s office is taking a small-scale turnout for the monthly community get- removed from that. When the rubber hits the tive in registering bicycles. He’s also begun approach: going case by case, bringing up the together held by City Commissioner Bobby road, we’ve got to do it, we’ve got to step up and tentatively to round up plaintiffs for a possible uneven enforcement statistics as a defense Dubose. Everyone who speaks is greeted raise hell and throw rocks — not physically.” lawsuit. Whether the bike ordinance stands for any of his clients whose arrest began with with serious nods and hearty “amens.” Muhammad was raised in Ocala and Fort or falls depends on whether it’s challenged. a bike stop. The police, he bellows, are using

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art Muhammad is lank and lean, draped in Lauderdale; as a young man, he lived the fast The American Civil Liberties Union the bike ordinance “as a ruse, a subterfuge, a black pants and matching tunic with red life — drugs, guns, and shoeboxes of cash un- would be onboard with such a fight. Fort pretext in order to question them and search shoulder lapels, the uniform of the Nation der the bed. Short jail stints for accessory after Lauderdale attorney Barry Butin, head them,” he says. “This biking law was created of Islam. He’s here hoping to whip up some the fact in a shooting and dealing in stolen of the ACLU’s Broward branch, says the for no other reason than to stop people.” ire over the bike ordinance; if he can find property slowed his rise as a street hustler. statistics about the number of citations For his part, Adderley seems to already be

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | enough wronged riders, he intends to file a He bagged the thug life altogether in 1993, handed out to African-Americans spell out anticipating a courtroom tussle. “Our job is class-action lawsuit against the department. he says, when he joined the Nation of Islam. a constitutional violation. “Police officers to enforce the law,” he says. “We don’t deter- But the audience is cranked up over a differ- He now owns a car-detailing business but are supposed to base stops on reasonable mine who is the person who’s in violation.” ent matter: the newly created Flagler Village, still goes door-to-door to recruit followers. suspicion that a crime is being committed, But he concedes that he would stop us- a yuppie enclave across the train tracks that When Muhammad first read about the bi- not based on the color of someone’s skin.” ing it if ordered by the courts. “If a judge has decided not to extend the name “Sistrunk cycle law, it hit a familiar note. “I know the his- Butin, like Muhammad, says the next says we can’t use the ordinance, we won’t.” Boulevard” to its leg of Sixth Street. The name tory of the Fort Lauderdale Police Department, step is rounding up enough plaintiffs. “It’s — an homage to Broward’s first black physi- and I know growing up in that area that we’ve a factual situation where you have to prove [email protected] MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm XX, 2008 XX, 6, 2013 6, ONTH vember O XX–M 31-N ONTH ber O M ct O

® NIGHTWEEKOF OCTOBER 31 - NOVEMBER 6, 2013 WWW.BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM/CALENDARDAY This Halloween, don’t let the past haunt you. You’re fancy now; your THU 10/31 taste in beer should prove it. Laser Wolf’s beer wizards will serve a bevy ▼ HALLOWEEN of craft suds as DJ Blue delivers the sounds at Thursday’s Howloween party. Wear a badass HALLOWEIRD costume (we dare you to come as the Laser Halloween falls on a Thursday this year, Wolf ) and maybe you’ll score a bottle of Impe- which can mean only one thing — a superlong rial Pumking Ale from the bar. The Wolf’s favor- weekend. A true trick-or-treat fan won’t let a ite costumes will get prizes through the night. little school night get in the way of one of the The party runs from 5 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. Laser best celebrations of the year. Luckily for us Wolf is located at 901 Progresso Drive, Suite quasi-grownups, we can have all the candy 101, in Fort Lauderdale. Only nonjerks 21 and tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C we want, but the real treat is a few beers with up can party. Visit laserwolf.com. KRISTIN BJORNSEN the looming threat of work in the morning. Everyone loves an excuse to dress up as ▼ HALLOWEEN someone different for the night, and Hallow- een provides us the perfect rationale. But how SOPHISTICATED SPIRITS about taking your newfound persona to the All Hallow’s Eve was started in Celtic-speak- stage? That’s what will be going down at the ing countries (Ireland, Scotland, Wales, and Black Rose Irish Pub all night. And the bonus parts of France) as a night to celebrate the is that you are free to roam wild, because dead. It was said that in doing so, it was also a everyone else will be playing dress-up too. night in which spirits and fairies could cross Take advantage of the chance to let it all over and cause harm to our dimension. To- hang out in front of strangers and loved ones day, Halloween has come to focus on another with Scareoke — a ghoulish twist on the classic highly important Celtic tradition — drinking question: “Are we drunk enough to sing?” Rep- heavily. Ghost hunting shows aside, you’re resentatives from Bacardi and Shipyard Brew- most likely not going to see much paranormal NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH ery will be on hand dispensing adult treats, activity on Thursday; you will, however, see New Times Broward-palm B each including the universally loved Pumpkinhead. plenty of debauchery. If you’re looking to Out of all the parties going down October 31, stay away from the whole drunken-naughty- this one promises to be nothing but a good nurse-frat-house vibe, more mature op- time, with some tunes selected by your fellow tions for getting out of the house do exist. costumed peers. The only screams going on at THE DEAD To help you let loose for good old Hallow- this shindig will translate to “That’s my jam!” een in a more sophisticated way, Oceans 234 Scareoke is Halloween night, Thurs- MAKE A DAY and Rustic Cellar are hosting a five-course day, at the Black Rose Irish Pub, located OF IT IN FORT Hallo-Wine dinner for $65 per person. Each at 234 S. Federal Highway in Boca Raton. course is paired with a wicked wine: Warm The event will be hosted by Jen Nestor. LAUDERDALE. pistachio goat cheese salad is teamed up with No cover. Visit facebook.com/blackrose- Day of the Dead Incognito White by Michael David, roasted boca, or call 561-392-3808. DANA KRANGEL Celebration, butternut squash bisque is served with Ghost Saturday Pine Chardonnay, pancetta wrapped quail ▼ HALLOWEEN is accented by Velvet Devil Merlot, grilled Sid Graves skirt steak gets a Ghostblock Cabernet, and SPOOK-A-RAMA Paradiso’s projector screen the way it was Celebrate the new American Halloween Evil Candied Apples are matched with Lust M Trick-or-treating is great until you reach intended to be seen and not on some sketchy tradition at Cinema Paradiso, located at 503 SE Zinfandel by Michael David. The dinner O ONTH puberty and you start receiving those quiz- site on your laptop. Watch zombie heads Sixth St. in Fort Lauderdale. Admission is $5. starts at 8 p.m. Oceans 234 is located at 234 ct O ber

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Forest Johnson cumbersome, and unless you were born on Krypton or recruited by the KGB, you probably can’t stop a speeding bullet with your FRI 11/1 always perfectly coifed hair or climb up a ▼ ews | pulp c y | N ews bad guy like a spider and take him down. So COMMUNITY why not make up your own hero? You could be the kind of superhero the world never MEGAYACHT SHOWCASE realized it needed. Or you can take up the When a fleet of shimmering yachts, sleek mantle of villain and present a foe not even power boats, and mighty fishing vessels S.H.I.E.L.D. would know how to handle. goes on display, you know it’s that time of Dada is hosting a special DIY Superhero or Su- year again for the annual Fort Lauderdale ge | Night+ dA

A pervillain party. There will be more than $500 in International Boat Show to set sail on Lauder- t cash and prizes and drink specials all night. Not dale’s waterways for a five-day whirlwind SOUTHWESTERN ALLURE: only that but there will be musical entertain- of boating romance. Kicking off on Thurs- THE ART OF THE SANTA FE ART COLONY ment in the form of the Butches, who will play day, thousands of boating fans flock to the NOW THROUGH DECEMBER 29 hero or villain theme songs all evening. Dada is “Venice of America” for a spectacle of tours, Explore the development of Santa Fe as an art center one of Delray’s little gems and has always been gazing, and bubbly celebratory sipping. through the artists who helped establish it. community-friendly, whether it’s allowing Sellers wheel and deal as buy- improv actors to perform or local musicians. ers fly in from around the world to This free event will take place on All Hallow’s negotiate on new fancy toys. Eve, Thursday at 8 p.m. Dada is located at 52 N. Unfortunately, not all of us have the funds Swinton Ave. in Delray Beach. Visit sub-culture. to fuel a yacht, let alone purchase one, but at- org/dada, or call 561-330-3232. TANA VELEN tendees without heaps of buying power can take a gander aboard many of the drool-wor- ▼ HALLOWEEN thy boats. Perhaps if you’re lucky, you might | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art snag the digits of a generous and wealthy 501 Plaza Real, Boca Raton, Florida 33432 | 561.392.2500 | bocamuseum.org HOODOO? YOU DO hottie and get invited to a glitzy, private bash. If you’re already an avid listener of theSunday Covering a number of locations this year, Blues With Dar on WKPX radio, otherwise the boat show takes up a space of 3 million Gerald Cassidy (American, 1904-1954), Master of Ceremonies (detail), 1925, Oil on canvas, 18 x 181/8 in., Panhandle-Plains Historical Museum, Canyon, Texas, Mrs. H.S. Griffin Collection known as “South Florida’s Radio Alternative,” square feet. From Thursday through Monday, then you’re probably well aware of what’s in saunter in your best resort wear over to Intra- store this Halloween. Though it’s an unlikely coastal Waterway North (A1A from Seabreeze BOCA0092_SantaFe_TimesAd_4.72992x3.556_resize.indd 1 10/28/13 5:09 PM combo, it’s time to get familiar with one of Boulevard to Las Olas Boulevard), Bahia Mar South Florida’s Halloween traditions: the Yachting Center (801 Seabreeze Blvd.), Hall of Hoodoo Voodoo Halloween Blues Ball. Entering Fame Marina (1 Hall of Fame Drive), Las Olas its 14th year, Hoodoo Voodoo is expected to Marina (240 E. Las Olas Circle), Intracoastal surpass previous shows as WKPX has secured Waterway South (17th Street Causeway and an acclaimed lineup, including the Cassie Eisenhower Boulevard), Broward County Taylor Band, the Nucklebusters, David Shelley Convention Center (1950 Eisenhower Blvd.), & Bluestone, and special guests Joel DaSilva and Fort Lauderdale Hilton (18881 SE 17th St.). NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm and Blues Music Award winner Billy Gibson. To purchase event tickets, visit showman- Along with the treat of your favorite blues agement.com. Tickets cost $20 to $40; kids $5 musicians, Hoodoo Voodoo also has some to $7; VIP parking $55. Free shuttle buses are tricks up its sleeve. Sunday Blues MC Dar, also provided from various designated parking lots; known as the “Queen of Halloween,” will host check the website for details. ANDREA RICHARD the annual costume contest for cash prizes 6, 2013 6,

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Sid Graves central hub in FAT Village. The fourth 100 guests and will allow one hour early installment takes place Saturday as tower- admission and free hors d’oeuvres from ing puppets created by mastermind Jim the food trucks. Unless you enjoy drinking Hammond of the Puppet Network make mass-produced pale swill, come here for their way from Huizenga Park along the a craft beerstravaganza. The Intracoastal Riverwalk to America’s Backyard. Magic Park is located at 2240 N. Federal Highway unfolds in nearly every possible turn, in in Boynton Beach. The event runs from part thanks to enthused attendees outfit- 2 to 5 p.m., rain or shine, and you must be ted in skeletal face paint and garb to honor 21 or over to attend. Visit floridabrewers- the spirit of this Mexican tradition. A sea of guild.org, or call 561-742-6650. DAVE MINSKY skull-inspired visuals is sure to amaze on- lookers amid puppet shows, crafts, painted tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C ponies, mask-making workshops, lectures, film projections, live music, and dancing. SUN 11/3 Last year, 7,000 revelers were report- edly in attendance, and this year’s bash is ▼ FOOD+DRINK anticipated to be bigger. Live mariachi bands and various musical performers will take PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH the Boneyard Bandstand in downtown. Food and music have a lot in common: Both From 2 to 6 p.m., Family Day will be are created by talented artists; both can hit held at Museum of Art|Fort Lauderdale (1 you on a visceral, emotional level; you go out E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort to experience both in Lauderdale). From 5:45 GET OUR FREE APP their respective venues; to 6:15 p.m., Skeleton SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR and both can rock your iPHONE OR ANDROID Processional will begin FOR MORE EVENTS world. So it should come at Huizenga Plaza (1 OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com as no surprise that South E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Florida’s new mecca

Lauderdale). And the block party will get of rock ’n’ roll is hosting a wine and food NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH New Times Broward-palm B each underway in downtown Fort Lauderdale, festival that should knock your socks off. just look for the mass of painted skeletal On Sunday from 1 to 5 p.m., the Seminole faces from 6 to 11 p.m. in the 100 block of Hard Rock Hotel & Casino is hosting itsannual SW Third Avenue. Admission is free. Visit wine and food festival with food from more than dayofthedeadflorida.com. ANDREA RICHARD 40 restaurants, including Martorano’s, Tato, Sea Level, Luigi’s Coal Oven Pizza, 3030 Ocean, ▼ FOOD+DRINK Kitchen 305, Council Oak, Benihana, and Bongo’s Cuban Cuisine; more than 100 wines MUCH BETTER THAN THE and spirits; live music; and lounges. General- admission tickets cost $65 in advance, $75 LOLLIPOP GUILD at the door. VIP tickets are available for $125 You’ve heard the mantra “Support your apiece, which includes early entrance, at noon; local brewer.” And it couldn’t be more ap- celebrity chef cooking demonstrations with the propriate than on Saturday, when South grand marshal Steve Martorano; exclusive ac- Florida gushes with local craft brewers at cess to covered seating; and a VIP champagne the Intracoastal Park in Boynton Beach. toast. The event is benefiting the Joe DiMaggio M

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Florida breweries include Wynwood Brewing, 6, 2013 Tequesta Brewing, MIA Brewing, and Brewzzi. Email upcoming events to Arts and Culture Editor And if you get hungry, there will be food trucks. Rebecca Dittmar at Calendar@BrowardPalmBeach. Tickets sell for $40 for general admis- com. Include the location, date, time, price, and a sion with a $3.25 fee and $75 for VIP with a contact phone number. It’s best to submit items three weeks in advance. $4.97 fee. VIP tickets are limited to the first 15 15 ▼ Stage Timing Is Everything

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s hell really “other people,” as the play’s most effective messages is that Jean Paul Sartre so succinctly put the fear and persecution of “the other” it in No Exit? Or is it the absence is a societal norm, with or without the Michael McKeever (left), of people — the deadening loneli- state-sanctioned scourge of Nazism. Mike Westrich, Matt Stabile: ness of isolation, with nothing But they’re forced to communicate: Tick... tick... tick... ts | o N te ts Ibut time’s inevitable march to keep you Benjamin can teach Hans horology company? That’s one of the questions in- — watchmaking — thus retaining the herently posed in The Time keepers, Dan gay man’s value in the camp, and Hans, Clancy’s Spartan drama, set in the exit- who has developed an intimate contact less Hades of a Holocaust labor camp. within the SS, can find information about In the play’s sobering, engrossing pro- Benjamin’s family members, who have duction from Island City Stage, Michael been scattered across other camps. For McKeever plays Benjamin, a retiring this odd couple, the situation could be

ews | pulp c y | N ews Jewish watchmaker shuttered in a prison worse: They share an affinity for opera, camp to mend timepieces taken from the if not for the same composer, and their wrists of fellow victims. His job consists debates result in some much-needed of tinkering with bezels, crowns, and di- comic relief. Mostly, though, their als, scrubbing away the monograms of relationship moves in cycles of friend- previous owners so the repaired watches ship and contention, revelation and can grace the shameless arms of Nazis. sacrifice, as the days drag on and the He’s proud of his work to a fault, as we crate of broken watches grows smaller. find out, and he’d prefer to continue it The experience of sitting through in silence — but then he’s subjected to The Timekeepers’ unbroken 100 minutes a cellmate in the form of Hans (Mike can feel uncomfortable, which in this Westrich), a flamboyantly gay hustler. case is probably a compliment. Michael Clancy fills his script with (perhaps one McClain’s set design, a claustropho- too many) double-entendres about time, bic wooden coop enclosed by barbed and it suffices to say that Westrich’s Hans wire, is appropriately stifling. We never is like the second hand, always in motion, forget that Ben a nd Hans are prison- his fear couched in perpetual chatter, while ers — livestock, really — retained only McKeever’s Benjamin is a minute hand — for their momentary functionality. slow and measured in his movements, short David Hart’s sound design offers oc- on speech. McKeever is known for play- casional aural glimpses of the outside ing fast-talking, cosmopolitan characters, world — barking guard dogs, Teutonic | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS |

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17 ▼ Film Pretty, browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com Painful 12 Years a Slave prizes radiance over life. BY STEPHANIE ZACHAREK ts | o N te ts teve McQueen’s 12 Years a Slave is the movie for people who think they’re too smart for The Butler. The story it tells, a true one, is horrifying: In 1841,S Solomon Northup, a free, educated black man from Saratoga, New York, was kidnapped, sold into slavery, and trans-

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Night+ dA and children but also any of his friends in That’s a style, a choice. Filmmakers — the making. Northup’s story is anguishing, and the North who might have helped him. best ones, at least — think and feel through im- McQueen seeks only to tell it; he knows and discouraged,” he wrote, describing his

ge | Northup recounted his story in 12 Years a ages, and the artisanal remoteness of 12 Years a there’s no need to bludgeon us. But com- despair after suffering the first of many brutal

A Slave, a piercing mem- Slave isn’t such a surprise when you consider pared with Lee Daniels’ The Butler, a movie beatings. “Thoughts of my family, of my wife t oir published in 1853. McQueen’s two previous features, Hunger, about another angle of the African-American and children, continually occupied my mind. EJIOFOR The title alone is aus- a beautifully controlled picture about Bobby experience, 12 Years a Slave is buffed to a When sleep overpowered me I dreamed of COULD tere and direct, almost Sands’ hunger strike and death, and Shame, a dry, prestigious sheen. You could go to a them — dreamed I was again in Saratoga — PROBABLY painfully elegant, and meditation on sex addiction that’s as obses- European cocktail party and profess your that I could see their faces, and hear their that must have been sive and single-minded as a lady-killer looking love for it without having to apologize. Try voices calling me. Awakening from the pleas- SHIFT A the effect McQueen for his next conquest. McQueen, who is also doing that with The Butler, a messier movie ant phantasms of sleep to the bitter realities MOUNTAIN was going for too. His a video artist, has a superb sense of composi- with an unapologetic pop sensibility — it around me, I could but groan and weep.” 12 SIMPLY BY interpretation of 12 tion, and he always knows just how and where features a supporting turn by Oprah, after Years a Slave takes the spirit of that prose and ARCHING AN Years a Slave is beauti- the light should hit. In an early scene in12 all. It’s not nearly as pretty, but it’s alive. arranges it with painstaking, distracting care EYEBROW. fully shot (by Sean Bob- Years a Slave, Solomon, after being deceived 12 Years a Slave works so hard to be noble, for the camera. Ejiofor carries it inside him, bitt), contrasting the and drugged, wakes up in chains, locked in but it doesn’t have to: Ejiofor is there to do hidden. And still, the light shines through. all-too-visible evil of mankind with the oc- some dungeon-like room. Contrasted with the all the heavy lifting. Too often stuck playing casional ribbon of pretty sky peeking through inky blackness around him, the billowy white astrophysigeologists in Roland Emmerich [email protected] | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Art | s | Art film | music dish the Louisiana trees. The story is told with shirt he’s wearing practically sizzles; small movies, Ejiofor brings all his gifts to bear calm clarity, its pace stately and respectful parcels of light glint off his iron chains, giving here. His subtlety is the earth-moving kind: 12 Years a Slave in accordance with its subject matter. John off a matte, dull glow. It’s an image of great He could probably shift a mountain just Starring Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Fassbender, Ridley’s script hews closely to the language visual beauty. And it looks like art direction. by arching an eyebrow. Northup’s book is Benedict Cumberbatch, Paul Dano, Garret Dillahunt, Paul Giamatti, Scoot McNairy, and and details of Northup’s book. Michael There’s no reason a movie dealing with an written in the slightly formal, manicured Lupita Nyong’o. Directed by Steve McQueen. Fassbender, Paul Dano, and Paul Giamatti ugly subject should be ugly itself. And there language of a well-educated man, yet its di- Written by John Ridley. Based on a memoir by all render their services in villainous roles, is an upside to that remoteness: McQueen rectness is heart-stopping. “I was heart sick Solomon Northup. 134 minutes. Rated R. playing, respectively, a twisted slave owner, a megalomanic, murderous overseer, and a sleazy slave trader. It’s all so perfect, so right. But is there any blood in its veins? 12 Years ▼ NEW IN FILM Gad Elmaleh trayal of soulless suits is so a Slave is a pristine, aesthetically tasteful fails to convince obvious and silly. The dia- movie about the horrors of slavery. Aside as a shark. logue is so typical (“CEOs from a characteristically nuanced lead per- Capital formance by Chiwetel Ejiofor — plus an STARRING GAD ELMALEH. DIRECTED BY COSTA- write checks, fire people, GAVRAS. 114 MINUTES. NOT RATED. and eat well; watch your NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm oak-tree-tall supporting one by Benedict Cumberbatch, as well as a breath of movie- reek-born French filmmaker Costa- waistline”) that it’s hard to star vitality from Brad Pitt in a very small Gavras has gone after “isms” — fascism, muster more than a yawn role — it’s a picture that stays more than a Nazism, imperialism — in vivid political and a giggle (the latter Gmelodramas like Z and Missing, as well as less-ac- when a malevolent femme few safe steps away from anything so dan- gerous as raw feeling. Even when it depicts complished though watchable movies like Music fatale licks globs of caviar 6, 2013 6,

XX, 2012 XX, inhuman cruelty, as it often does, it never Box and Amen. The director’s latest tackles capi- from her knee). Little feels compromises its aesthetic purity. In one talism, and the title, Capital, is essentially the only fresh, from the generically ONTH vember scene, Fassbender’s creepy plantation owner

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XX–M even the clumsy theatrics of Arbitrage, the film re- story’s real villains: American shareholders who ematography to the long-suffering wife character. ing plantation for a bar of soap. The camera ber volves around Marc, a Parisian executive (French- pressure him into laying off dozens of employees Most fatally, sweet-looking Elmaleh fails to con- O moves slowly, in a partial arc the shape of ONTH

ct Moroccan comic Gad Elmaleh) unexpectedly — a no-no in the land of strict worker protections vince as a shark. He’s more persuasive flinching at

M a comma: It takes the measure of the grisly O brutality of the scene, and of Solomon’s named CEO of a bank. Much to the irritation of the — and making reckless investments. Capital is a a family dinner while his Socialist uncle scolds him anguish, without really breathing it in. The board of directors, Marc proves to be an uncontrol- parable about France selling out to keep up with for firing people. Marc may be a bastard, but he’s a moment is terrible, yet it comes off as weirdly lable SOB, all too willing to follow the lead of the America’s “cowboy capitalism,” but the film’s por- French bastard, through and through. JON FROSCH 1818 browardpalmbeach.com Peter Travers, browardpalmbeach.com “A game-changinG movie event.”

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have been experiencing losses of 30 to 90 browardpalmbeach.com Dr. Leo Gosser looks percent of the hive populations in a phenom- for his queen bee. ▼ Dish enon referred to as colony collapse disorder. Throughout the 1990s, losses had been stable, at 17 to 20 percent. According to Gosser, a major contributing factor to the growing problem is a class of pesticides called neonicotinoids. Hive-Minded Gosser says exposure to the pesticides is not strong enough to outright kill the Broward’s only commu- bees, but it’s hindering individual bees’ development, creating learning, naviga- nity apiary gives local | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s tional, and communication deficiencies. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | beekeepers a hive away “Young bees go through four stages: egg, from home. BY SARA VENTIERA larva, pupa, adulthood,” said Gosser. “At every stage, these bees are being exposed hen most kids were ter- to these chemicals. We don’t really know rified of getting stung, what is happening, but we do know young Dr. Leo Gosser was bees are not developing properly; it’s a developing a lifelong gradual exposure, and that’s a problem.” passion for bees. As While Gosser talked us through the extrac- Wthe son of a beekeeper, he has been around tion process, Reid and Novak demonstrated. the buzzing little insects many consider a After donning white bee suits — basically, pest for most of his life. He believes they heavy-duty coveralls — and wide-brimmed are indispensable contributors to our netted hats, the men fired up the smoker, a de- food supply and the world ecosystem. vice that looks like a tin can with an accordion After spending the majority of his adult life strapped to its side, using some dried pine nee- as a chemist in the pharmaceutical industry, dles. It calms the bees, just in case they get too Gosser founded the Broward Beekeepers As- agitated by the keepers’ intrusion on the hives. sociation with his wife, Marie, six years ago. Together Reid and Novak performed their Together, the couple have made it their goal monthly check on the hives. According to Gos- to support bee populations and a network of ser, for three hives, you should expect three tage | a rt | Film | dish m usi C more than 60 local keepers in the county, as CandaceWest.com hours a month in maintenance between check- well as the area’s first community apiary. away, Gosser, Reid, and Novak gave us the a Broward Beekeepers Association meeting the health of the hives, extracting honey, Located on the north side of Sample Road rundown on how the community apiary and ing, he decided to start his own hives. and replacing frames as needed. (The average just a couple of blocks west of 441, among big overall association work. Anyo ne can join, “I thought [beekeeping] was interesting,” amount of honey garnered is 40 pounds per car dealerships, nondescript strip malls, and even those without experience in beekeep- Reid said. “Next to humans, bees are the hive per year.) As they smoked the nucs and unmemorable apartment complexes, the api- ing; all it takes is an interest and a willingness most studied creatures. They’re organized; pulled the wooden frames from the boxes, ary looks like little more than undeveloped to try something new. The community hives, they pretty much do everything for them- the hexagonal pattern of the honeycomb was land. Overgrown weeds divide the three-foot- which were started about six months ago, are selves. We just provide the food and water.” clearly visible. None was ready for extrac- tall, brown and white hives from the rest of the cared for by the association. The $50 annual Novak joined the association three years tion, but the hives were coming along well. property on Mecca Farms, one of the few plots membership fee includes a T-shirt, a book on after removing a hive from a customer’s As they walked away from the hives, of agricultural land remaining in the county. beginning beekeeping, access to necessary ex- home. Rather than exterminate, he decided bees surrounded Reid and Novak. Gos- A small dirt driveway separates the apiary traction tools, and mentorship. Members must to take it home. He now keeps hives at his ser got a couple of stings but seemed from the main road. We pulled up on a sunny purchase their own hives or nucs, short for home in Coral Springs and at the community completely unperturbed. For a bee- Wednesday afternoon to meet Gosser, a sturdy, nucleus colonies. Although the association has property. Since starting his hives, he’s been keeper, it’s just part of a day’s work. white-haired man with smiling eyes and a calm more than 60 members, the community apiary working on attaining certification with the The Broward Beekeepers Association can NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH disposition, and two members of the associa- currently houses hives for only eight of them. University of Florida’s Master Beekeeper frequently be found at the Parkland Farmers’ New Times Broward-palm B each tion: Edmund Reid, a slightly bashful man with According to Gosser, “The idea is to Program; he’s currently waiting for the Market, which takes place from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. a melodic island accent, and Dan Novak, a pest- give beekeepers a place to keep bees where advanced test to be offered in the area. No- the first and third Sundays of the month at control professional with wire-framed glasses they wouldn’t normally have the option.” vak also mentors the novices in the club. 8350 Ranch Road in Parkland. It also conducts and a friendly Southern manner. Bees buzzed Reid found the association a year ago As a pest-control specialist, Novak has monthly meetings on the second Sunday of the and darted around in the afternoon heat. while looking for raw honey. As a native long been aware of the value of bees to the month at 4 p.m. at the Sawgrass Nature Center, “Guard bees,” said Gosser with of Jamaica, he said something just didn’t environment; however, since joining the located at 3000 Sportsplex Drive in Coral Springs. a laugh. “They try to keep people seem to match up between the honey he association, he has learned about the pres- Call 954-344-1493, or visit browardbees.org. at a distance from the hive.” found there and the products he found in sures facing bee populations as well. As the guard bees attempted to scare us the United States. After stumbling upon Since 2006, U.S. commercial beekeepers [email protected]

The experiment was the idea of Jamie Hono- spent as much time on the Oreo side of the sugar foods are addictive. Does this mean Cookie Crack? han, a neuroscience major at the Holleran Center maze as the rats conditioned with drugs. food can be considered a drug? Oreos may be just as for Community Action and Public Policy who “They would break it [the cookie] open If a drug is a substance that produces a was interested in how high-fat and high-sugar and eat the middle first,” Honohan says. physiological effect or affects mood and be- M

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That white stuff sandwiched in between much time the rats would spend on either side. brain’s pleasure cen- ers are some of the biggest peddlers around. 6, 2013 two chocolate disks may not be cocaine, but Then they compared the results of a similar ter — than morphine or cocaine. They used And in case you were wondering where the it could be just as addicting. Using lab rats, test, except they replaced the Oreos and rice this finding and correlated it to behavioral drugs for the experiment came from (not includ- researchers from Connecticut College have cakes with injections of morphine or cocaine observations from the maze tests. ing the Oreos), Honohan’s professor — Joseph demonstrated that Oreo cookies can affect the on one side and saline on the other. It turns This is a problem, Honohan says, be- Schroeder — is licensed by the DEA to purchase brain in the same way as cocaine or morphine. out that the rats conditioned with cookies cause it means that high-fat and high- and use controlled substances for research. 21 Hot and Soul’s Filipino Chicken Adobo. browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com ts | o N te ts

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t SERVING LUNCH We’ve all had those undeniable cravings LOPEZ COLLABORATE ON for a dish from our favorite restaurant on the day it’s closed or during its off DOCU-SOAP hours. Let’s be honest: It really sucks. Remember the short-lived Kris Jenner Show? Unfortunately, many great dinner places Whatever your personal review, one good thing close their doors during the day, when the came about as a result of the Kardashian matri- rest of the world is running around and arch’s stint as a talk-show host — a bromance working. Sure, they need time to prep and between Mario Lopez and Steve Martorano. readjust for a busy evening, just like the rest Lopez and Martorano hit it off during of us, but when it’s affecting our hankerings, filming, with Lopez paying a visit to Mar- it’s not always easy to be understanding. torano’s flagship restaurant back in August. To make your life easier — and your Now, the duo is taking its friendship to

film | Art | s | Art | music dish film taste buds happier — Hot and Soul the next level by collaborating on a docu- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | started a new lunch program last week. soap based on the cook’s colorful life. The international soul-food spot is now Martorano, on the cusp of being a household open for lunch every Thursday through name, has also announced he will begin filming Saturday from 11:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. season two of his online culinary show,Steve After months of customers asking for Martorano: The Italian-American Cook, on No- lunch service, husband-and-wife team vember 9. The internet show will be filmed on Mike Hampton and Christy Samoy fi- location at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Ca- nally decided to start the program. sino in Hollywood. The first season of the show, “A lot of people have told us, ‘If only formerly known as Yo Cuz!, was filmed in 2011. you were open for lunch, I could come in The show will feature “the Italian- more,’ ” said Samoy. “What helped make us American Cook” demonstrating culinary give in was when our doggy daycare coun- techniques in Martorano’s own unique selors tried to come in for lunch. Honestly, fashion. Believe us, you have never learned if we had been in any condition prepwise to how to make a proper meatball until Mar- serve them, we would have served them.” torano shows you how to make one. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm You can expect to see some of the most The show will often host special popular items from the dinner menu, like the guests, including some of the cook’s pals, New Orleans-inspired Aunt Dewey’s Gumbo which include basically every actor, musi- and the Filipino Chicken Adobo, as well as cian, and athlete known to mankind. simple classics such as steak salad and a soba Fans can watch the show on cafemar- noodle soup with mushrooms and pork shoul- torano.com and on seminolehardrockholly- 6, 2013 6,

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24 browardpalmbeach.com Not really browardpalmbeach.com “Bitter Rivals.” ▼ Music Sleigher! “Music fanatic” Derek Miller explains his evolution

from Poison the Well to Sleigh Bells. BY DAVID ROLLAND | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s | CONTENTS | PULP | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM | DISH | MUSIC | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | leigh Bells strike a nifty bal- the scene was stifling. We had seven or eight ance. The Brooklyn-based hard-working guys living in a van together.” duo creates experimental In this less divisive environment, Miller cacophonies, yet somehow the and Krauss have been incredibly prolific. music is instantly accessible. Their latest release, Bitter Rivals, is their New Times caught up with Derek Miller, the third in a little more than three years. Miller band’sS guitarist and producer. He explained explains: “I’m a music fanatic, and I lost this dichotomy: “It’s my way of reconcil- my father in a motorcycle accident. I don’t ing all the records I love. I grew up with believe in wasting time, since I know this my mom’s influence of Michael and Janet can all be over in a snap of the fingers.” Jackson, George Michael, and Madonna. This attitude has pushed Sleigh Bells Then I got into the hardcore scene, and then to great success. They have appeared on you throw in Alexis [Krauss, Sleigh Bells’ Saturday Night Live, and their songs are the singer], who comes from an R&B background soundtrack to countless advertisements, — who did demos for Top 40 records — and movies, and TV shows. “We approve each I guess this is the sound that spits out.” instance where we license a song. Licensing No stranger to South Florida, Sleigh Bells it to companies pays the bills, but it’s not cre- have played here several times in the past few atively fulfilling the way it was when we were years and already plan to return to Miami in L.A. and Alexis and I got to see an early tage | a rt | Film D ish | Music in the spring, after Saturday’s show at the version of The Bling Ring. Here was a song Culture Room. This is no accident. Locally [“Crown on the Ground”] we did on $500 bred Miller said growing up in South Florida worth of equipment, and it’s in a great movie.” influenced him “in a thousand minuscule After raving about what a great director ways,” noting “its melting pots of culture Sofia Coppola is, especially in her first en- and the dynamic of the west side of I-95 be- deavor, The Virgin Suicides, it became obvi- ing completely different from the east.” ous that Miller was a film fanatic, but when Born in Pahokee, Florida, by age 5, Miller asked what movies influenced Sleigh Bells, Petra Collins had suffered violent asthma attacks from the he stumbled. “I know I’ll think of something A second later, he mentioned he also re- my family is from Louisiana before they raining ashes of burning sugar-cane fields. when I hang up the phone. Can I mention a ally liked ESPN’s 30 on 30 sports documen- moved to Florida. My parents went to LSU, To remedy this, his family moved closer to book?” Sure. “Quincy Jones’ autobiography. taries. Which brought up another question: and so did my sister and brother-in-law, Jupiter, near the ocean. Miller focused on He’s a great music producer and a wonder- Since Miller’s a Florida-born sports fan, why so it’s me flying the flag for my dad.” music and joined the hardcore band Poison ful human being who inspires me to no end. in the video for “Bitter Rivals” is he wear- the Well. This band of five guys couldn’t be When he talks about God’s divining rod as ing a Louisiana State University football Sleigh Bells With Doldrums. 8 p.m. Saturday, November more different from the Sleigh Bells’ partner- anytime the hair on the back of his neck jersey? “I’m wearing the Tyrann Mathieu 2, at Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH ship. “The makeup of Sleigh Bells is no ac- stands up and he knows he had a hit — anyone jersey, the Honeybadger, who I can relate Fort Lauderdale. Tickets cost $25 plus fees. New Times Broward-palm B each cident,” he says. “When I left Poison the Well, who has worked in music can relate to that.” to because I also have a lot of demons. But Call 954-564-1074, or visit cultureroom.net.

And far from being some hippie dullard (yet der more organically, and the new album Bud,” which features electronic beeps and A Wider Spectrum reserved enough to avoid the overwhelming din contains some of his longest tracks. tones triggered, like those flute-like tones in Kurt Vile on sonic magic, of neo-psychedelic rock), the 33-year-old re- “I do feel comfort,” Vile says. “And who lately “Baby’s Arms,” by his guitar picking. “It was mains impossible to predict. On his latest record, has opened with a nine-minute song that is kind of through osmosis,” he notes, discussing nine-minute songs, and 2013’s Walkin on a Pretty Daze, he has evolved hypnotic and sort of like a pop song where it the similarity. “Just the way to look at things... Gary Numan. again, exploring longer, ambling compositions doesn’t feel that long? I was just thinking with to kinda open your mind to see what happens, BY HANS MORGENSTERN while finding new ways to add aural decoration. a wider spectrum but never direct thievery. It’s more like an idea.” Asked about particular effects, such lately — just play- One has to wonder what influence the he term “singer/songwriter” con- as the spectral flute-like tones on “Baby’s “WHO LATELY,” ing riffs that are so Magic City will have on Vile. “I’m very ex- jures images of musicians lounging Arms” — the opening track of his break- VILE ASKS, good you could just cited to come to Miami,” he says. “My in coffeehouses while strumming through 2010 album, Smoke Ring for My “HAS OPENED bob your head and friend Brian McKinley, who is the guitar M Topen chords on classically tuned acous- Halo Vile details the techniques and equip- get lost in that sort player from RTX and Black Bananas, said O —

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tic guitars to overly earnest lyrics. ment used to achieve this sonic magic. MINUTE of Neil Young way.” he went to Miami and it changed his life. O ber But since leaving his band War on Drugs to However, he admits, they are not always his SONG?” As for other, “I’ll keep an open mind. I think we’ll have a XX–M go solo, Kurt Vile has consistently subverted ideas. “I’m kind of jealous of certain bandmates lesser-known influ- blast. I welcome everybody to show us a good 31-N the stereotype with experimental atmospher- I have,” Vile says, “like Jesse [Trbovich] and Rob ences, he points to the electronic New Wave time. We’re gonna pull every stop we gotta pull.” O ONTH ics. This signature sonic approach can be heard [Laakso] and my old bandmate Adam [Gran- tuneage of Gary Numan. “I mean, everything vember

as early as his first full-length, 2008’s Constant duciel]. They can sit there and get a tone in the is an influence, but Gary Numan — and in par- [email protected] XX, 2008 Hitmaker, which opens with sparkling elec- moment, especially out of an amp or something, ticular ‘Are Friends Electric?’ — I got obsessed 6, 2013 tronics that rise up from the ether, only to be whereas my brain just goes on lockdown, and with that shit right into coming from a long Kurt Vile & the Violators drowned out by a rapidly clacking drum machine I’ll just be like, ‘Aww, this amp is broken.’�” tour. I was in Amsterdam in this bar, where With Beach Fossils, VBA, and the Band in before a delicately distorted guitar takes over. Three years after the success of Smoke they had this good DJ, and there was no one Heaven. 8 p.m. Friday, November 1, at Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377- Over the course of five albums, Vile’s knack Ring, he seems to have grown more at ease there, but I was in the right frame of mind.” 2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Tickets cost for fascinating soundcraft has never faltered. with the writing process. His songs wan- The Numan effect emerges in Vile’s “Air $15 plus fees via ticketfly.com. All ages. 2525 | MUSIC PREVIEWS | GWAR ▼ Music

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browardpalmbeach.com 6666; TRADEMIA.COM. TICKETS COST $20 PLUS FEES VIA WANTICKETS.COM. AGES 21 AND UP. ree your mind, and your ass will follow.” Those wise words from the godfa- Fther of funk, George Clinton, are the motto at Trade Nightclub’s Shoot the Freak Fridays. “It’s kinda like, dance as if nobody was watching and let your mind be free,” says To- mas Ceddia, one of the masterminds behind the bash and co-owner of the Electric Pickle. “It’s in the spirit of not taking ourselves seriously.” Named for the classic Coney Island car- nival attraction Shoot the Freak, starring clowns and characters who would heckle the

ts | N te ts | pulp Co y | N ews crowd and serve as human paintball targets, Trade’s Friday-night party is all about creating a “safe haven” where freaks can be freaks. “Basically, you come here without expecting the sparkle and glam of all Night+ dA the other clubs. It’s a night that revolves “We’re trying to cultivate a mixed crowd,” bly wouldn’t be singing right now,” he once race” has been at the core of the punk-metal around the music, sound, lighting,” Trade he adds, “opening and accepting of different told the Ottawa Sun. A failed stint as a com- marauders’ musical ideology since the ge |

A owner Luis Morera explains. “On top of types of people, whether it be sexual orienta- mercial fisherman further affirmed his quest group’s 1984 inception. Now, we know what t that, just like the game in Coney Island, a tion, culture, or even style. We just wanna have a for musical success. Nowadays, he seems to you’re thinking: How does GWAR’s cease- freak shows up to the party every week. good time and treat people right.”LAURIE CHARLES bask in his image as a devoted lounge lizard, less lust for humanity (and existence as a “You’ll see a character randomly walk- what with his ready smile and ever-loosened whole, really) to meet a gory demise fit into ing around, ordering drinks, behaving Michael Bublé tie. Still, it’s Bublé’s self-effacing persona and its 2015 Super Bowl halftime show? As the like a normal patron. We had someone 8 P.M. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 2, AT BB&T CENTER, accessibility that create the most indelible im- Change.org ballot, which advocates that dressed as Carrie when the movie came 1 PANTHER PARKWAY, SUNRISE. TICKETS COST pression. LEE ZIMMERMAN GWAR be featured at the biggest sporting out, and another week we had someone $79.50 TO $115 PLUS FEES. CALL 954-835- event on its least favorite planet, swells to wearing a bear costume,” Morera laughs. 7000, OR VISIT THEBBTCENTER.COM. GWAR nearly 50,000 signatures, our comrades at “The night is about causing a reaction.” rank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., and 6:30 P.M. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 4, AT REVOLUTION LA Weekly were able to get Oderus to spell When it comes to music, Shoot the Freak Dean Martin were once considered LIVE, 100 SW THIRD AVE., FORT LAUDERDALE. TICKETS out exactly that. “GWAR has no intention of allows the freaks of SoBe to let loose to quality Kings of Croon, and Michael Bublé is COST $21 AT THE BOX OFFICE, $21 PLUS FEES THROUGH playing the halftime show,” he told Jason tunes from exceptional electronic acts, such Ftheir heir apparent. Unlike Harry Connick Jr. TICKETMASTER, AND $23 THE DAY OF THE SHOW. CALL Roche. “GWAR is there for one reason — to as recent headliners Cajmere and PillowTalk. or Josh Groban, Bublé possesses a guy-next- 954-449-1025, OR VISIT JOINTHEREVOLUTION.NET. KILL. We bum-rush the field during the | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art “It’s about the cutting edge and doing door appeal. Oozing boyish charm, this well- lmost a year ago to the day, we kickoff and proceed to take on both teams. something different from what everybody scrubbed entertainer has, over the past asked Oderus Urungus, the other- By the end of the first quarter, the field else is doing,” Morera insists. “It’s bring- decade, become an easy-listening icon. His worldly frontman for sci-fi splatter would be a ruin of broken, bleeding bodies ing to Miami Beach a different sound repertoire — a mix of classics and soon-to-be ’n’A roll rock outfit GWAR, if his signature and crushed helmets.” Does this sound like that doesn’t really exist out here.” standards — allows him to woo audiences and ensemble had any sort of political agenda. the sort of spectacle you want to be enter- Ceddia agrees. “[The music] tends to reap the rewards. The benefits include celeb- He responded to our inquiry with clarity tained by during an intermission? If so, be underground stuff that has some balls. rity and superstardom, a fistful of awards, and and focus. “We believe,” Urungus ex- show your support for GWAR this Novem- Good music and integrity are our thing. enough hit records to make him an enduring plained, “our entire fucking system is one of ber at Revolution Live. Plus, your atten- Our DJs can really be who they are and be presence in radio, film, and television. Ironi- decrepit foulness, and the only way to really dance guarantees you will be soaked in expressive and creative, and not have to cally, Bublé originally envisioned himself a do anything about it is by wiping out the en- (fake) blood and semen. So there’s that. dumb stuff down. I think our crowd is more professional ice hockey player — he is Cana- tire mistake and starting all over again.” A MATT PREIRA open-minded, not only with music but also dian, after all — but his passion for performing strong obsession with annihilating the ga- with how people relate to each other. won out. “If I was any good at hockey, I proba- lactic scum known to most as “the human [email protected]

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THURSDAY, OCT. 31 Michael Franti & Spearhead: 7:30 p.m., $26. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Cedric Gervais: Halloween Sh!T show with Nick Hogan and Mednas, 11 p.m., $40-$60. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, 305-674- 4680, livnightclub.com. Halloween Monster Bash: With Crazy Fingers, 8:30 p.m., $7/$15. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. Tribal Seeds: 7 p.m., $16. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net.

FRIDAY, NOV. 1 Jake Miller: 7 p.m., $25. The Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, fillmoremb.com. Sonny Landreth: 7 p.m., $32-$37. Bamboo Room, 25 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. Minus the Bear: With Invsn and Slow Bird, 7 p.m., $18.50. Revolu-

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SATURDAY, NOV. 2 Diego Amador: With Joaquin Cortes, 8 p.m., $48.50-$128.50. The Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 305- 673-7300, fillmoremb.com. Michael Bublé: 8 p.m., $79.50-$115. BB&T Center, 1 Panther Parkway, Sunrise, 954-835-8000, thebbtcenter.com. JJ Grey & MOFRO: With Thomas Wynn and the Believers, 8 p.m., $33.25. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954- 449-1025, jointherevolution.net.

SUNDAY, NOV. 3 The Dirty Heads: 7:30 p.m., $25. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. John Legend: Made to Love Tour, 8 p.m., $43.50-$70.50. The Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, fillmoremb.com. Timeflies: With Chiddy Band, 6:30 p.m., 21.50. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net.

MONDAY, NOV. 4 GWAR: 6:30 p.m., $20. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net.

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