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COVEN HUMBER COLLEGE VOL. 16, NO. 23 Established 1971 THURSDAY, MARCH 17, 1988
JACK BRMWN Humber captain and tournament MVP, George McNeil, accepts the OCAA basketball trophy.
PHOTO BY STEVE ROBINS The hockey Hawks celebrate their third straight OCAA championship after knocking off Sheridan last Tuesday.
Big year for sports
by Steve Robins championship. Humber's indoor soccer team will seek to add It's been a year to remember for another title to that total this Humber College varsity sports. weekend when they compete for Last weekend, the Humber the OCAA crown here at the col- men's basketball team captured lege. the OCAA crown with a decisive 75-55 victory over the Centennial The college's athletic director, Colts in the gold medal game ot Peter Maybury, ecstatic with the the OCAA Final Four tournament success the program has enjoyed to win their first Ontario title ever. this season, has a simple formula And Tuesday, the hockey for winning. Hawks took their third straight "Quality coaches and heavy re- OCAA championship, beating the cruiting is what has brought Hum- Sheridan Bruins 4-0, and taking ber College it's success in athle- the series in three games straight. tics," Maybury said. "And a Both teams advance to the national championship is perhaps Canadian College Championships the best recruiting tool available. on March 23, hoping to capture a first National title for Humber. Humber's president Robert The hockey Hawks will face-off in Gordon said that he was "delight- Lcvis-Lau/.on, Quebec, while the ed" about the school's athletic basketballers will tip off in Truro, success, and is hoping for a good Nova Scotia. showing at the Canadian play- Humber College has won an un- downs. precedented four provincial titles "A first class college is first in 1987-88. To go along with class in many aspects... and sports hockey and basketball crowns. is definitely one of them," Gor- Hawk provincial victories include don said. "It's an important part a men's Skiing title, and a of the student life." women's Division II basketball I>age i ttiiirsdayi March 17, 1<>S8 Coven NEWS Mulroney campaign heating up
hy Gurnet Barnsdale army to put down riots and dis- turbances on the West Bank and Coven Editor Gaza strip. Prime Minister Brian Mulroney "The use of live ammunition to civilian order, the with- is heating up lor another election restore supplies to campaign if last Saturday's per- holding of food and intimidate formance at a loc:il media lun- control and collectively beat- cheon in the Humber Room is any families in their homes, the indication. ings to maim so as to neutralize Mulroney, although denying youngsters cannot be condoned," that he was campaigning at the Clark criticized at the Mar. 10 meeting. luncheon — it was obvious to everyone that was exactly what he Mulroney defended Clark's was doing — was in top form as he statement. "There was no inten- fielded some tough and controver- tion by Mr. Clark but to be ge- sial questions smoothly. nuinely helpful and frank," Mul- Mulroney defended External roney commented. "Mr. Clark Affairs Minister Joe Clark's con- has been a fair and loyal supporter demnation of Israel's actions in of Israel. Anytime thi?re is a child the Middle East and his accusation killed in the Middle East it is a that certain Sikh groups in Canada tragedy." pose "the most .serious security Mulroney opened the luncheon faces." threat that Canada with a short speech in which he violence in "We don't want any explained that his party had re- Mulroney said of this country," duced unemployment to 7.8 per Clark's statements about the Sikh cent from 1 1.7 per cent when he is a tiny group of groups. "If there took over the country in October that people in any community of 1984. poses a threat. (I think) it is Mr. addressing questions Clark's duty to point that out." Despite Clark, earlier in March said that from various ethnic media, the International Sikh Youth Fed- women, students, and other local eration has been involved in hi- media on a wide-ranging variety jackings, political assassinations of topics, the Prime Minister and random killings in India and steadfastly denied that his cam- Canada. paign had begun right here at In a speech to the Canada - Humber College. Israel committee Mar. 10, Clark "This is not a pre-election cam- paign; there not be an election accused Israeli authorities of toler- may he said, smiling. ating human rights abuses by the fora long time," Coven Thursday, March 17, 1988 Page 3 Income tax clinic ^fJelebrate Spring free for students AND hy Sharon lioonl government should have sent them a copy by now," Livesey With spring just around the cor- said. "If they are filing first ner, buddinji plants and greener for the up your time, they can pick up a copy at Warm grass are not the only things we any post office." have to look forward to. Unfortu- nately, old man income tax is also The tax deadline has been ex- Heart, Home just around the corner. tended to midnight Monday, May 2, as the usual April 30 deadline To make the task a little less falls on a Saturday this year. difficult for students. Humber or Office College has set up an income tax number's tax clinic opened clinic. March 15 and will be open The clinic, which is free of through April 15. The hours are charge to students, is "run by the 3:25 p.m. to 5:25 p.m. on Tues- Pick a bouquet from students, for the students," said day and Wednesday, and 1:30 Bob Livescy. who teaches income p.m. to 3:.30 p.m. for Thursday our selection of brilliant tax at Humber. and who helped set and Friday in theSACConference spring blooming flowers it up. Room AI05C. SAC requests that everyone book an appointment Livescy says the clinic doesn't through their office. actually fill out the returns for stu- dents, but it can help guide them HUMBER through it. show them where to EXPERT TYPING put things, and help them when SERVICE FLOWER SHOP they make mistakes. Livesey also has u few ideas MONDAY to FRIDAY 10:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.rn that will help ease the process of Essays, resumes, confidential re- PHONE NO. 4572 ports, typed FAST, ACCURATE. filling out income tax returns. Special Student Rates 255-9904 ^ "What I suggest is students first gather all their income tax in- formation slips, any T-4 slips from wages, T-5 slips from invest- ments, any tuition receipts, and medical receipts," he said. "Then QUALITY FINE CARS I suggest that students walk through their return, line by line. They should take a pencil and go through the working copy as best they can, and try to do it rough themselves. It's then, if they still have problems or questions, they should come into the tax clinic." WEST TORONTO AUTO LEASING claim tuition & SALES LTD. 1361 DUPONTST., TORONTO, ONT. M6H2A9 Livesey recommends that stu- 631-1169 531-1160 dents attend the clinic, especially if they are filing a return for the COME SEE OUR LARGE first time.
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Chicken Gumbo Soup Grilled Sausages with applesauce Beefaroni Cheddar Cheese Omelette Fish & Chips Hot Hamburger Sandwiches
I'IKMO UV TOM K.IM:K.S(i\AKI> TUESDAY Digging up the dirt — Humber College is saving $60,000 by storing ail that dirt instead of having it trucl^ed away. It will be used for backflll around the new tech building and for landscaping Beef Vegetable Soup around the new front entrance. Pork Cottage Roll & Cabbage Chicken Cutlet with Mushroom Bacon Omelette Programs to be added Fish & Chips Veal on a bun, French Fries
by Alan Liczyk The Marketing Management program is also a Four new programs have been added to the Hum- one-year full-time program. It is designed to pro- ber curriculum, following approval from the Board vide marketing training to graduates of non- of Governors at its March 7 meeting. business university and college programs.
The Executive Assistant program is a one-year The Media Advertising/Sales program is a two- full-time program designed for university or college year full-time diploma program. It is designed to WEDNESDAY graduates. People with a minimum of two years develop communication, sales, marketing and crea- post-secondary education and work experience in tive, skills directly related to advertising and the Tomato Macaroni Soup business will also be considered for the program. broadcast and print media.
The program combines in-class instruction with The Sports Equipment Specialist program is a B.B.Q. Quarter Chicken field experience opportunities, giving one-year students a full-time program designed to train stu- Pork Cutlet chance to develop expertise in a field of their par- dents for work in the installation, maintenance, ticular interest. repair and sale of sporting goods. Western Omelette Fish & Chips Gala B.B.Q. Pork on a Bun, price DIDN'T WE SAVE French Fries expensive YOUR LIFE
by Lisa Drew Humber's 21st Anniversary bash's slogan appearing on pub- HANOI THURSDAY licity posters is "A Celebration of Education". But something could Chicken Noodle Soup be missing from this celebration — the students. Meatball Stroganoff The evening gala, slotted for Fillet of Sole, Tartar Sauce June, has tickets going for $100 NAM? Mushroom Omelette and $ 1 ,000, with proceeds to be- nefit the college libraries. Fish & Chips While the main event will fea- HO CHI MINN Grilled Cheese & Ham Sandwich, French Fries ture Humber grads in the enter- tainment section of the evening, how many students will attend? VOTE FOR US Organizers admit the price will AND WE'LL CALL IT EVEN limit student participation. "It is kind of expensive," GEOFF DUARTE FRIDAY Director of Marketing, Ian Smith said. "The mandate was just for & CHAMBERS REGO Cream of Vegetable Soup this night to organize a dinner. We PREZ VICE couldn't address all markets." Chicken Fingers with French Fries, Smith, a member of the 21st Coleslaw & Dip Anniversary Planning Commit- Pork Chop Suey tee, also stated that the time period '88 would reduce student attendance. SAC ELECTIONS Cheddar Cheese Omelette SAC events for students to Fish & Chips attend in September are tentative President Roast Beef Sandwich with no immediate plans for this semester. SAC President Jim Pur- and die said there's been some discus- sion about a circus or family pic- Vice Presidential (MENU SUBJECT TO CHANGE nic for September. Smith admitted IF SUPPLIES ARE UNAVAILABLE) students weren't considered with Elections other events in the college besides the draws between March and May for ticket holders to the gala. VOTE SERVED FROM 10:00 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Purdie, who is also on the Anniversary Planning Commit- Advance Polls tee, said SAC supports the gala. "Students wanted a better lib- March 21-22 — Concourse rary, and this is raising money for us," he said. THE The first Early Bird Draw was ELECTION DAY held Tuesday in the North Campus ^ mm Concourse. The prize, a 14-inch March 23 color television went to Alison CaPerlfi^ Hope of the college P.R. and Your PIPE Marketing department. Hope is Make Decision Count!! also on the planning committee for the gala. Page 6 Thursday, March 17, 1988 Coven- EDITORIALS coven;
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CAMPAIGN TRAIL 1988 / 89 Gearing up Election hopefuls square off
by Tom Kjaersgaard three students vying for the office will then open at 9 a.m. on With campaign week drawing presidential seat and three for Wed., March 23 and close at 4 to a close, the annual SAC ex- the v.p.'s seat. p.m. the same day. elections are set to begin. ecutive Campaign week draws to a Four of this year's six candi- North campus students will close tomorrow (Fri. March 18). dates are currently SAC mem- this week elect a new president bers, the other two (Geoff polls will be held and vice-president. Advance Chambers and Duarte Rego) March 21 and 22. Polling sta- are both second-year Journal- This year's all male field has tions outside of each divisional ism students. For president... n Thursday, Coven Page FEATURES8 March 17. 1988 Number ready for Main Event
fore and it was kind of boring," he by PATRICK CASEY noted. "But I like wrestling be- time he nine years From the was cause there are some nice benefits old his dream was to become a to it. For a young single man such professional wrestler. as myself who likes to work out Considering he was born and "I've worked nine-to-five be- raised in Minneapolis, Minnesota, fore and it was kind of boring," he a mecca or hotbed of the sport, noted. "But 1 like wrestling be- the likes of former greats watching cause there arc some nice benefits Verne Gagne and Edward Carpen- to it. For a young single man such tier would turn any youngster's as myself who likes to work out mind towards the action and ex-' and stay in shape, there is good citement of what's referred to to- money and you get to travel". day as sports entertainment. Zenk. who won several body- Now, 20 years later, wrestling building titles and started wrest- heart throb Terrific or just Tom ling in high .school, tires of talk plain Tom Zenk has become that wrestling is as planned as next hou.sehold almost a name to fol- year's Oscar winners. lowers of wrestling. those And "How can you fake a body- followers can catch his high- slam? Either you like it or you flying dropkicks and arm drags to- don't. Nobody is forcing you to he takes on Sadistic day, when watch or like the sport." Strong, bruis- Steve a 300-pound "It's more competitive today er, in the Gordon Wragg Centre (than year's past). There are big- here at Number's North campus. ger and better bodies and fantastic But life hasn't been so plain and moves," he boasts. simple for the 6'2", 240-pound "Look at Randy (Macho Man) beefcake. If not for an almost Savage when he comes off the top stubborn nature that has been in- rope with an elbow smash. That stilled in him over the years, Zenk takes a beating on the body. The would not be collecting $12,000 more people demand then the by headlining this Universal more they want. They want to see Wrestling Alliance (UWA) card, the great moves." an independent promotion initi- Meanwhile, although Zenk ated by former Humber marketing PHOTO B^' CCW says he has only locked up against student Eric Prashar. Steve Strong once before and that The agony of it all — The late Scott "Hog" IrwIn administers a back-breaking blow to UWA To be quite honest, Zenk de- was when they both wrestled out star Tom Zenk, a self-confessed 'rebel'. scribes himself "as a bit of a re- of Montreal, he believes he can bel". this rebel or I to do what is right for I And 'do what the cause of a contract dispute, WWF) without a reason. I just me. refuse take him. please' persona of his to be treated like a has taken Zenk did elaborate on that. left. I would have much rather dog." "He's real big and strong but him from the pinnacle of the sport. Zenk also added that he enjoys "I had an offer to go to Japan taken the deal in Japan because he's not in as good as shape as I this wrestling it But to personable young and wrestle with Rick Martel and you would go on tour for a month because has given him am. Bigger people tire out and man, he has absolutely no resent- for the opportunity of a life that others work an independent promoter and then get two months off. I lose their wind faster. I use a lot of ment of what he did. ! '' only dream of. But he warned that but we wouldn't have been able to would rather work to 20 weeks dropkicks but I don't have one big ' To the unknowledgable, you have to look at fu- what work for the WWF, ' he explained a year than 52." ahead the finishing move. That way they Zenk did was turn his back on the last week in a telephone interview Zenk offered some insights into ture. never know what to expect. World Wrestling Federation or from his Minneapolis home. the hectic world of pro wrestling, "I've worked nine-to-five be- "I'll be ready." WWF, as he and partner Rick "It was a once-in-a-lifetime especially during his eight-month Martel were set to capture the tag- opportunity in Japan because Rick stint in the WWF, that many team championship titles as a and myself really had something watchers are not aware of. combo called the Can-Am Con- going for us. We look alike and we It's a completely different nection. teamed up together well". world than the average nine-to-
But many are not aware of the "Something that I did was pret- fiver would ever see. exact reasons behind his actions. ty controversial because nobody treated like a dog Although he first said his exit was has never walked out on (the "When the WWF signs you it is to an exclusive contract and they can book you on as many tours as they like." he explains. "You al.so cannot wrestle for anybody else and if a commercial comes up
you can't take it (if they don't want you to). The WWF own you,"- he stated with a touch of anger in his voice. "We would be wrestling seven days a week. Los Angeles one night. Las Vegas the next. Them on to Toronto, Calgary and Win- nipeg. It's just a hectic schedule; and guys get too burned out."
Vince McMahon, who is the mastermind behind the enormous- ly popular WWF, has a habit of trying to fool the fans with clone wrestlers and after Zenk exiled the federation, McMahon and his fel- low employees went to work and created a team that appeared to match the Can-Am Connection. Strike Force, comprised of Martel and Mexican veteran Tito Santana, were born, and they
quickly captured the tag-team ti- tles from the Hart Foundation, reigning holders at the time. "I don't think the Strike Force can hold a candle to the CanrAm Connection and maybe that's my ego talking but I've had a lot of people come and tell me that," he mentioned. "They can't duplicate
it. Ask Vince McMahon. He slap- ped a lawsuit on me and got the PHOTO BY CCW biggest law firm in Minneapolis PHOTO BY CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING after me". The challenger — Big lom Zenk goes up against the Look of champions — lom Zenk winds up to apply a "But people forget this is a powerful Steve Strong (above) Thursday in the Gordon Wragg
vicious arm whip to opponent Nick Bockwinkle. business to make money and I had Centre. Coven Thursday, March 17, 1988 Page 9
Learning to cope with alcoholism The teen ticket to freedom
College Flashback
by PAUL WEDGBURY
Ten years ago March came in like a lion.
Unfortunately for nine caretakers, however, it came in the form of layoffs. All part of a $2 million college cutback that caused Gordon Wragg to exclaim "office cleaning is a luxury we cannot afford". Boy, times were tough! On other newsfronts throughout the campus: o- While President Wragg considered further austerity measures, we officially opened the student centre that bears his name. Though eight months behind schedule because of a carpenter's strike, the opening brought luminaries from all over Metro. At the same ceremonies, a time capsule was placed within the cornerstone of the new centre to be opened in 2078. cf Students were calling for a change of the college grading system from the 0-4 point average, to a mark by per cent. The proposal was 'under review' by college administration. CF The movie Deliverance was newly released and being shown in the lecture theatre to 'squeals' of delight (sorry, couldn't resist!). ur Our hockey Hawks lost a nailbiter to the St. Clair Saints 6-5 in overtime at the Ontario College Hockey Finals. To add insult to injury the team was also robbed at the same game of $500 worth of equipment. o^ In a move to squelch the dreaded Disco trend. Cap's ianriounced the launching of Coffee House days. rr And four presidential hopefuls filled the pages with positions and promises in a bid to be the Student Union chief. Voter turnout was expected to "be low, but later proved to be even lower than predicted. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Page Id' Thursday. March 17, 1988' Coven ENTERTAINMENT Compellins performance! Albertine kept folks riveted hy Paolo Del Nihletto Theatre Humbers presentation of the Michel Trcmblay play Albertine in Five Times last week was an extraordinary experience concerning the life of a woman in despair. This Chalmers award-winning play encompasses six young female acts, each playing a stage in Albertine's life. The play had an outstanding cast and Albertine at age 40 was most impressive. Genevieve Ross, whose rage filled the stage and held the audience to her every word, put in a tremendous performance. Her presence was felt throughout the play, even when she had no dialogue. Another spectacular acting performance was turned in by Susan Marsh, who played the role of Madeleine, Albertine's sister. The set, designed by Janal Warmington, was very inventive. Windows high above the performers symbolized their isolation. The costumes, also created by Warmington. gave a true outlook of the play's era. The lighting was simple through out the performance, but the lightning at the end of the play gave a breathtaking close to the play. If there's one problem in this production it's how the actors lose their character when they don't have any dialogue. Jody Howze, who plays the 70-year-old Albertine had a tough role to portray but did an admirable job. The tough part was that Howze is just 20 yeai^ old. Albertine's script was the highlight of the night, making the play so compelling.
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Leave Friday, March 18 open if get a return bus ticket and admis- your looking for a party. sion to the pub. That's the day SAC presents its Tickets are limited so drop by trip to Kitchener and the famed the SAC office for a night you Lulu's Roadhouse. won't forget — or if you plan it For $14, those interested will right maybe you will.
ALBUM PHOTO BY PAOLO DEL NIBLETTO A ward winner! — Last week's Theatre Humbers' presentation of Albertine in Five Times turned REVIEW out to be an extraordinary experience. The life of a woman in despair was acted out by five different women, ranging in age from 30 to 70. Back to Gimmick his roots does sell print by Geoff Chambers by Geoff Chambers After three rather unin- The promo sticker on Intee spired solo efforts (Pictures Midnight Oil's latest album THE NEIV 4GE /M INSTANT PRINVNG at Eleven, The Principle of Diesel and Dust describes it Moments and Shaken Not as, "...a powerful and pas- Stirred) as well as a brief sionate new creation from fling with the nostalgically Australia's number one NUMBER COLLEGE STUDENT SPECIALS boring Honeydrippers, band." Robert Plant is finally re- It's a pretty good sales turning to what he does best- gimmick, but does the LP .. .no-nonsense Rock 'N live up to these lofty words? Roll. Well, yes and no. The former frontman for Diesel and Dust does suc- • copying at $0.10 per page Led Zeppelin, the group ceed in the passion depart- that has spurred a thousand ment with songs about dis- • resumes imitators, has rediscovered armament and aboriginal his musical roots on his rights that have insightful • binding latest offering. Now and and intelligent lyrics, but in Zen. terms of power, this album • drilling Packed with power guitar lacks the punch of earlier • in-house desktop publishing rifTs by fellow Zep cohort efforts. Jimmy Page on the tracks Lead singer Peter Gar- ''Tall Cool and the One" rett's plaintive vocals gives single "Heaven Knows" as Diesel and Dust a very well as mixes of Zeppelin morose mood that works classics "Black Dog", well with the LP's dominant Lotta Love" and "Whole political themes. ''Dazed Confused" Perfect Printing Promptly Produced Practically Priced and But at times the songs be- throughout the album. Now come a little too preachy and picks where the and Zen up heavy-handed for anyone last Zeppelin LP, In without a university politic- Through The Out Door, left al science degree. off. With Zep pretenders like If you really want to ex- The Cult, Mission U.K. and perience the energy and Kingdom Come cashing on power of Midnight Oil, I 23 Westmore Drive, Suite 110 the'70's hard rock sound, suggest you pass up on Kree: rm mw Attt w mrrturmmmo Telephone 740-2955 it's nice to see that the in- Diesel and Dust and catch novator is back to show the group live when they these imposters the real way come to Toronto later this to rock. year. Coven Thursday, March 17, 1988 Page 11 Advertisement Advertisement FOR REVIEW SAC Donovan Howell, Cohayne Sutherland, Otis Williams, COUNSELLING UP required by the Ministry, Number College and all other Community Colleges in Paul Sylvester, Heath Thomlinson, Don Henriques, As Ontario are embarking on a review of their operations. One of the first operations Congratulates the O.C.A.A. Tom Elwood (assistant coach), Richard Clarke, to be reviewed at Humber is the counselling department. This department in- lustin Liddie, George McNeil, Tony Carvalho, cludes: vocational, educational and personal counselling as well as peer tutoring. CHAMPIONS Ainsworth Whyte, Mike Katz (coach), Doug Fox The review committee would appreciate receiving any comments, criticisms or Number Hawks Varsity suggestions which you may have. For example: BEST OF LUCK AT THE NATIONALS How did you hear about counselling? Basketball Team Did you come to counselling before becoming a student at IN NOVA SCOTIA! Humber? In what ways has counselling helped? Would you recommend any changes?
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JURIED STUDENT ART hy Eva Pianclli can barely accumulate enough Toronto's Queen West strip pennies to cover the average COMPETITION AND SHOW has been graced with yet cost of a club cover charge, the another dance club. Boom Boom Room's $10 cover The Boom Boom Room, an may be enough to break you. alternative progressive dan- Since the club can only The Humber community is ccteria. opened its doors last accommodate ;^5() people, this Thursday to an anxious and ea- cost may be justified. invited to attend the show... ger crowd. As well, proper identifica- Among the anxious were tion is required in an obvious some of this city's most well effort to keep the younger Monday, March 21, 1988 known celebrities such as sin- crowd out. ger/songwriter Billy Newton For the most part, this club is in the Seventh Semester Davis and the Ballanger a refreshing change from the brothers themselves. neon-glitter, pseudo-alternative from 4:00 to 7:30 p.m. Located on the corner of style clubs plaguing this city. Queen and Palmerston in the The only drawback to such a Hotel Heartbreak, this club is locale is the concrete floor that fashioned for anyone who pre- will play havoc on your tender Awards presentation — 5:30 p.m. fers a totally alternative form of tootsies. Critique of art work — 6:00 p.m. music. None the less, the fine deliv- The stark decor, which con- ery of current new music more sists solely of concrete and met- than compensates for this al, creates a jail-like atmos- architectural or money-saving (Artists may pick up their works at phere. From the prison bars to oversight. the prison guard sweatshirts of The bottom line is that this 7:30 p.m.; please bring your receipts.) the employees, the ambiance is dance club, which is yet another definately "a la Kingston peni- Ballanger brothers brain-child, tentiary". is a great, raw and innovative Yet, for those students who club Pryor should retire
hy Paolo Del Niblctto
Richard Pryor may likely be washed up in comedy and maybe show business if his latest film en- titled Moving is any indication of his skills.
When you go to a movie that is supposed to be a comedy and fail to laugh once during the entire 90- minute stint, you know something is amiss. Moving was simply not funny at all and Pryor, with a ridiculous looking beard, just walked through this picture. The most bizarre part of this film is its cast, which has some of the best comedians in the busi- ness. The names range from Rodney Dangerfield, Dave Thomas from SCTV fame, Dana Carvey who plays the Church Lady on Satur- day Night Live and Randy Quaid. Even wrestler King Kong Bundy couldn't generate a single laugh.
With this all-star comedy cast film go-ers should expect and re- ceive much more. Pryor portrays Arlo Pear, who loses his job and has no choice but to relocate his family when he is offered the job of a lifetime in Ida- ho. But he then is forced to con- front the horror of moving.
For Pryor, he should retire be- cause he has lost his flair for comedy. Moving is without a shadow of a doubt the worst movie of the year. Even Surf Nazis Must Die
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Coven Thursday, March 17. 1988 Page 13 SPORTS REPORT
Basketball title hooked Big sweep for Hawks
hy Jack Brown ance. Ainsworth Whyte and The Hawk has landed... on the McNeil were all over the court,
OCAA men's division I baskelbaii outhustling the Colts, forcing championship trophy. them into bad passes and offensive The Humber Hawks swooped mistakes. into the OCAA Final Four tourna- "We always start out slow," ment at Seneca College last Humber forward Cohayne Suther- weekend, and flew away with the land said. "We had to make up for
Ontario title and a berth in the it on defence." Canadian championships. Mar. Humber took control of the 23-26 in Truro, N.S. boards at both ends of the court, The final saw Humber facing a due to some fine play by their pair surprising Centennial Colts squad of 6'6" centres. Veteran Justin that upset the Seneca Braves in Liddie played his usual strong one semi-final. game, and rookie Donovan Humber reached the final by de- Howell wowed the crowd with feating Mohawk 77-70 on Friday some incredible rebounding down night. the stretch. Humber came out slow in the Humber placed Ainsworth first half of the gold medal game, Whyte to the tournament's all-star and couldn't get anything to fall. team. Trailing by 10 at one point, Hum- In Friday's semi-final game, ber fought back and managed to Humber built up a 12-point half- trim the Colt lead to one, 30-29, time lead, and seemed to have the by the half. game in hand. "We weren't nervous," tournament MVP George "The Iceman" McNeil said. "We let them dictate the pace." The second half saw the Hawks put it in gear, and work their off- ence. They picked up the pace af- ter the intermission, and the Colts couldn't keep up, as Humber coasted to a 75-55 victory to gar- ner the OCAA crown. "Run and gun is our offence," McNeil said. "When it's working ' it's one of the best in the league. The offence was hitting on all cylinders in the second half, led by the Iceman. McNeil scored 17 of his game-high 30 points in the second frame, as Centennial was totally outmatched. The Hawks also came up with an inspired defensive perform-
Otis Williams goes strong up to the hoop against Mohawk. Vince Casali (above) tries to defend, but Williams, and the Hawks, were too strong on this night. He made the shot and Humber dumped Casali 's Moun- taineers 77-70 in the OCAA semi-final.
Tony Carvalho (left), one of Humber' s eight fresh- men, brings the ball up against Mohawk. The Hawks will need strong performances from him and the other rookies if they want to grab the OCAA crown in Nova Scotia next week.
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PHOTO BY STKVK ROBINS Brian Orser. A watchful eye — Sherldan goalie Bill Everson keeps a close watch, as Humber forward Ed Ljubicic does his best imitation of Hawks win third straight crown by Sieve Robins would be the big one. that this big series win will give Humber needed a goal from home happy. and Dave Pollard "That goal really gave Humber them momentum going into the OCAA and all-Canadian all-star, Paul Jackson, Bob Anderson, Humber' s hockey Hawks won a lift," noted Blundy. "But even Canadian championships in Levi- Gerard Peltier, 3:08 into over- Ed Ljubicic, Bill Fordy, Mike their third consecutive OCAA ti- though we were behind, we Lauzon, Quebec. time, to squeeze out their first win Roberts, and Gerard Peltier were tle, as they completed a sweep of couldn't open it up." "We won this series, but this of the series. the goal scorers for Humber. The the Sheridan Bruins with a 4-0 vic- Sheridan did have their chances isn't our goal," shouted Fordy. Peltier cranked a slapshot past Hawks now travel to Levis- tory, yesterday at Westwood. to tie the game when Humber was "We're going into the Canadian's startled Bruin netminder Bill Lauzon, Quebec to play for the The Hawks pounded the Bruins two men short in the third period, thinking we can win it all." Everson. to send the large crowd national college championship. 7-5 last Friday, and squeaked out a but Hawk netminder, Mike Last Friday's second game of 7-6 overtime win on Thursday, to Noonan, came up with a career the series was perhaps the least set the stage for their dramatic performance in the net and stop- exciting game of the playoffs. series ending win at home. ped the Bruins cold. The 7-5 win gave Humber a With 47 seconds gone in the "Right now it's the greatest commanding 2-0 series lead in the third period. Hawk blueliner and moment of my life," said best-of-five final. all-Canadian, Gerard Peltier, Noonan, smiling. "This has got to Penalties almost cost the Hawks scored the game's first goal and be my best game ever." the game, as the offensive-minded eventual winner. Hawk coach Dana Shutt said Bruins netted three of their five Peltier, who has been the that he is "very proud" of all his goal on the power play. The end catalyst for the Hawk's offence all players, and added that they de- result might have been different, if year, said that his second OCAA serve all the credit for the win. not for the standout performance crown was worth all the hard "I didn't win it, they did," of Hawk goalie Mike Noonan, and work. Shutt noted. "Coaches don't win the sloppy play of Sheridan net- "Before you win, you don't championships, they just lose minder. Bill Everson. think it's going to feel that good," them." The turning point of the game Peltier said, between mouthfuls of Paul Stafford scored Humber's was Humber's second goal when champagne. "But once you get it, second goal at 10:36 of the third Hawk Vince Molinaro cashed in
it feels better than you could im- period on a breakaway pass from on a mistake by Everson. This put agine." Don Starkell. Bill Fordy netted the the Hawks ahead 4-2, and they The final game was typical of Hawks third goal, and also just cruised to victory after that. all the Humber-Sheridan clashes assisted on Peltier's goal. With Sheridan came on in the third this year. Both teams were skating only 40 seconds left in the game, frame, but the Hawks weathered hard and throwing the body the Hawks put the icing on the the storm, with solid defence and around all game, with neither cake, as Hawk veteran Steve Tur- goaltending. team making any mistakes. ner potted Starkell's rebound to Scoring for Humber was Steve As the second period ended give the Hawks their fourth goal of Turner, Molinaro (with two), Paul scoreless, Sheridan coach Steve the period. Jackson, and Ken Jensen. Blundy said he knew the first goal Hawk captain Bill Fordy said In Thursday's matinee affair. Page 16 Thursday, March 17, 1988 Coven Indoor soccer hy Jack Brown Last year's champs, from Humber's indoor soccer team George Brown College, probably
will attempt to cap a great season won't repeat. The Huskies still tor Humber College athletics this have a talented team, but are not as weekend. strong as they were last year. They will be participating in the They've lost some players from OCAA indoor soccer cham- their championship squad. pionships at the Gordon Wragg Student Centre, starting tomor- Indoor soccer debuted last year row. A tournament victory will as a demonstration sport. While bring Humber its fourth OCAA Humber, Sheridan and George championship of the season. Brown have put together strong teams in a short time, some of the The team, in its second year, other schools are still building. should be considered at least the second seed in the tourney. In the There ".s also no league play for Centennial College tournament, soccer. They play a tournament held earlier this- year, Humber schedule only. However, the play- rumbled into the final without ers around the province have much resistance. shown the OCAA there is indeed The gold medal run saw the interest, and a league should be
Hawks lose a close match, 2- 1 , to created soon. the Sheridan Bruins. The Bruins should be consi- number's first game in the tour- dered the top seed in this ney is Friday, at 6:20 p.m. against KH.K HHOro weekend's tournament, and will Centennial. The final is Sunday at quite. will probably face Humber in the finals 3:40 p.m. A day pass for the tour- World Cup? — Not But the action be just as fast when Humber's indoor soccer team auain. ney will cost $1. plays for the OCAA championship at the Gordon Wragg Centre this weekend.