*•-• ANGRY UBYSSEY EDITORS QUIT The Ubyssey editorial board board. Bradbury and a handful chi.ef, complained that in his "I've had.my Ubyssey edit­ has resigned. of' junior reporters put out to­ day "it wasn't like this." orials reprinted in The Sun The 11-member board led by day's paper. "We had editors who knew and even in The Pacific Trib­ news editor Mike Hunter and "In the three months we something about journalism," une. city editor M. G. Valpy, walked have worked under Bradbury," Fletcher said. "They didn't sit "I don't really need the edit­ out a few minutes before the said Hunter, "he has forced us and watch the staff work — orial board. I'm glad to see Thursday press deadline. to cut lectures, fail courses and the staff watched them work." them leave. There's been too A statemer;: handed to stu­ miss meals. Denis Star-3y, managing ed­ much friction here. dent council said the editors * • • itor, said Bradbury is a dis­ "I'll carry on alone — and quit because of the incompe­ "Often he keeps us at the grace to the journalism profes­ I'll put out as many issues as tence and dictatorial practices printers until 3 or 4 a.m. sion. I possibly can. of editor-in-chief Keith Brad "All iie does is relax in his "I've been at UBC a long • * • bury. private ofiice with the editorial time, yet I've never seen an "I must emphasize the fact "Bradbury's attitude has assistant." editor as incompetent as this that th.e students will not suf­ mac's this paper a travesty of "I only wish we had left one," he protested. fer because of the board's leav­ harmonious relation s," the sooner," said Valpy. "This is Bradbury is reported to have ing." statement said. intolerable." laughed at their angry charges. Bradbury said all copy in fu- K. L. BRADBURY The majority of senior staff Fred Fletcher, associate ed­ "I'm not incompetent—I'm a (Continued on Page 2) . . . gone at last" reporters resigned with the itor and a former editor-in- Sun reporter," he said. See STAFF QUITS

If Phil's you need Chevy hits a Fiat you, THE US YSSEY to sue Vol. XLV, No. 34 VANCOUVER, B.C., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1962 * 20 PAGES 3 of 4 JBM say UBC abused goes direct By RICHARD SIMEON UBC gets a raw deal from the present provincial government, agreed three of the four speak­ to Senate ers at an all party political meeting Thursday. A faculty request to see Ae-Macd»«ia;;j*^b#t'J submitted to the Senate has h^N^ turned i But the Social Credit candi­ An association meeting passed j date in the Point Grey byelec­ motion asking that Dr. ] tion, Mrs. 'Eve Bottwp-MiKer thiriks the, government is doing faculty members for discussion fine. before it goes to the Senate and The meeting in Brock Halt, Governors. sponsored by The Ubvssey, was "But I understand Dr. Mac­ attended by 1,100 students. donald feels committed to sub­ HOLLAND EXPLODES mit it to the Senate and Board "The Social Credit govern­ of Governors first," said associ­ ment is not really interested ir. ation president C. E. Bourne. | education," se.id Antony Hol­ Bourne said tn.ere was some I land, NDP candidate. anxiety among faculty members I' "It is true that the Socreds that the report will be taken as | have increased their grants to University document. UBC, but we are getting leps PRESIDENT'S OWN than Alberta, Saskatchewan "In fact ::.e report is strictly and Manitoba," he said. the president's and not a Univ­ "I hope Dr. Macdonald gives ersity document," he said. "The the government a great bi^ president himself has made that shock in the near future," he clear." said, referring to the soon-to- But once the report is official­ ly approved by the Senate, be-released president's report THE UBYSSEY'S holiday gift to on University finances. Bourne continued, the public might believe it has been sanc­ zootogy students rs AAwry JUNIOR COLLEGES Chrjtfmo*, Arts Too. Lcut-0m To ease the financial burden tioned by the whole University. He said the faculty did not. we gave the Engineers Christ­ on out of town students Holland BUILDINGS AND GROUNDS officials placed several of these want this. mas Carol. They liked Christ­ suggested Junior Colleges giant disposal cans on campus when they heard The Ubyssey He said the Faculty Associa­ mas GteM-ol.' We hope zoology should be set up. was putting out 20 pages today. In the can are Nonna Weav­ tion was working on a report of students like Mary. Mary Tory Reg Atherton argued er and Shannon Pigott, two nuts among the newspaper's its own believed to be "quite Christmas to all and to all a that Junior Colleges miaht cashews. similar." good night. solve future problems, but will The president's report will not help UBC today. deal with the financial needs of "It is now time to start tap­ the University and higher edu­ Sager quits ping the resources of the vast Motherhood isn't cation in B.C. It is expected to acreage of choice residential be publicized late next month. property adjoining the Univer­ Bourne has denied that faculty as IH head sity which could be leased and members are trying to. unionize International House's head provide huge revenues," he told political armor themselves in the association. has resigned. students. He said the body was an "in­ Eve Burns-Miller, Socred candidate, suffering the usual Arthur Sager leaves the "You students have the facili­ formal, unincorporated associa­ fate of Socred candidates, was jeered* at Thursday's all-can- University's employ today to ties, and the br&ins. Study the tion of faculty members. didate meeting. further his United Nations matter and present a brief to pointed to the campaign tactics CHANNEL FOR VIEWS Speaking before a near capa­ career. the government. It might force of his Socred adversaries.'., "It provides a channel for the them off their big, fat chester­ city crowd of 1,100 students, the He held up samples of Socred Sager, a UBC grad with wide diminutive, grey haired mother faculty to put its views before fields." advertising purporting to be un­ the administration." experience in international re­ was hissed and booed repeat­ Liberal Party Leader Ray Per- paid testimonials. Bourne said the association's lations, has administered the edly. rault, speaking in place of Liber­ One, telling of a business man main role was as an informal House for the past year. al candidate Pat McGeer, trap­ Near the end of her speech who votes Socred, featured the advisory board to the adminis­ He was a driving force be­ ped in Victoria 'waiting for the she pleaded to the assembled president of the Point Grey So­ tration. hind the formation of a United provincial government ferry. crowd: 'Hush children, be quiet cial Credit League, said Holland. Natipns training centre at UBC. said UBC must; double its facili­ a moment." Another, showing a hard-hat­ He said Thursday a UBC ad- ties by 1970. Then as she left for another ted construction worker proved •ministration's decision last sum­ to be a vice-president of the mer to kill the centre is coinci­ • ; •• "The Liberal Party has meeting at l:lo, she blew a kiss. IS SANTA REAL? .spoken out in favor of Univer- The audience laughed and his­ same organization, he charged. dental with his leaving. (Continued on Patje 2) sed again. (Continued on Page 2) See Second Section (Continued on Page 2) f- Sees ALL CANDIDATE NDP entry Tony Holland, SEE: MOM See: SAGER QUITS Page 2 THE UBYSSEY Friday, November 30, 1962 ALL-CANDIDATE MEETING (Continued from Page I) dependent on social assistance "iney push through a debate -ity development more than in B.C. This is a result of the at two in the morning when any other party," he claimed. free enterprize system support­ there c.re no men in the Press "B.C. is at the bottom when ed by the Liberals and Con­ Gallery to hear the govern­ it comes to per capita grants servatives." ment's figures." io universities." "Don't tell me there's no Mrs. Burns-Miller said the Liberals advocate board and work to de done. ;•*. eseiit s overnment is the only ravel grants for out-of-town Perrault attacked the Socreds one which is developing B.C.'^ students, he said. "Too many at every opportunity. natural resources. students are living off campus, "The Socreds have a record "Every other candidate in we need added residences at a of abject failure in providing this riding is useless, and we ' price students can afford." vocational training for the 90 need a woman sitting on the'' I Mrs. Eve Burns-Miller, Socred per cent of the population which government side of the legisla­ I candidate told laughing stu­ doesn't get to university. ture." dents to look at the govern­ ment's record. "Ten years ago the grant was LET US CHANGE only $2 million, today it is $11, $3-50 YOUR SLACK OR SNOW $3.50 1250,000," she said. "B.C. is the Per Tire TIRES TO WHITEWALLS Per Tire only province with a money j for marks program, which so many of you have benefited 1 HOUR SERVICE from." "The university has never! asked for funds and been re­ fused," she said. "But my heart! PRECISION WHITEWALL MOM' JEERED is with you. I know you have j OF VANCOUVER (Continued from Page 1) "Pat McGeer had faith today problems. And a third showed a man and look what happened, he Holland said the most im­ Capacity only 12 cars per day, so with his family. The man jusi couldn't use the government portant thing facing the govern­ happened to be another Socred ferries because they weren't run­ ment is unemployment. "Every­ please phone for appointment- vice-president, Holland told the ning," he said. one must have the right to crowd. "Pat McGeer has learned work, however much education early in his political career not REgent 8-4114 . Conservative candidate, Reg he has," he said. to trust in the Socreds" Atherton, looking every inch a "There are 87,000 people conservative in his dark suit and light frame glasses, sugs. gested that students not march on Victoria. ••'• "You should use your heads instead of your feet" he said. A voice far back in the gal-' leries shouted, "And follow John?" • Ray Pefrault speaking on be- . -bajfii ai ^tranded Pat McGee^ received trie most applause. • •":*

Ubyssey does it again They mailed early (The fearless Ubyssey staff, there was no Santa and he i # * the most complete news took my missiles away. Dear Cecil: gathering organization west I still believe in you, Santa. How about some money. of Blanca Street, has done ii I believe in anything red. We're getting suspicious. UBC. again. We've pilfered the Please send me some missiles. mails io bring you, the read­ Adeste Fidel. v v v Dear Santa: What a ers, these exclusive gift lists )£ >& Cf, You know what I want. of the people that are making Dear Santa: REFRESHING Irving Layton. the news. —The Editors) Please send us some presents •fi rp *p Dear Santa: at Christmas. At least we still Dear Mr. Claus: NEW A big nasty man told me believe in that. I wonder if you could A. Stroll and smuggle me a nice box of P. Remnant. cigars. Present sources dried FEELING 'Space plan' # # # up. • JFK Dear St. Nick: •.. what a special zing you get from Coke. I was going to ask for Drs. *V *V •!• on tonight Remnant and Stroll, but 1 Dear Santa Claus: it's do-se-do and away we go for the cold won't need to now. They're Do you think you could Sir Ouvry - Robert's new sneak an Impala past the boss? crisp taste and lively lift of Coca-Cola! coming anyway. parking plans go into effect to­ Sincerely, Your friend, Mi for "&>W w "eoea-Ceb"-^ trade-narks MM tht pfwM night Phil. «iC««-CaUU4.-tt«*WU'*bm-l«»«4tc>«Uint*iaiL The new parking plans fea­ Old Nick. ture: Dear Santov: • Certain areas of parking Please send me another lots now reserved for faculy U-2. I haven't had any fun and staff will be opened to the lately. public at night. Those sections Nick K. Employment Opportunities still reserved for faculty and V T T staff will be clearly marked. Dear Santa: • New areas will be added Send money stop New York with behind the Field House, Brock has none stop people out here getting suspicious stop Hall and 'G' Huts as night pay Cecil B. lots. Socony Mobil Oil of Canddd, Ltd, • All other areas designated for parking will be for use of the public and students without COMPANY REPRESENTATIVES WILL HOLD CAREER INTERVIEWS ON THE CAMPUS WITH charge. VOLKSWAGEN Repairs — Inspections GRADUATES, SENIOR AND JUNIOR YEAR STUDENTS INTERESTED IN The new night parking regu­ lations will be in effect Monday through Friday from 5:30 p.m. to 7:30 a.m. Geology On weekends, the regula­ tions will be in effect from BA Service Station 7Srf?opnysics 12:30 p.m. Saturday until 7:30 CA 4-7644 a.m. Monday. Dunbar and 30th Avenue Petroleum and Production Engineering

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opposed to the evic­ where arrangements for interviews may be made. tion of students from suites in the Point Grey area until other suitable accommoda­ tion is provided near the University. ON DEC. 17 - VOTE HOLLAND, Antony I x Mobil Point Grey New Democratic Party TV—Waich Channel 8 Thurs.. Dec. 6 and Friday, Dec. 7, 6:20 p.m. Committee Rooms :3308 Dunbar St., Phone 736-5112 and Hillcrest Hall, 4360 Main St., Phone 876-6322. Page 4 T HE U BYSSEY Friday, November 30, 1962 Editorials THE UBYSSEY •MMMMMt-MM«MM»MMBiMMMlMBM»*MMMHaMia< Winner of the Southam Trophy Authorized as second class mail by the Post Office Department, Have a very, merry Xmas Ottawa, and for payment of postage in cash. Published three times weekly throughout the University year in Vancouver by the Alma Mater Society, University of B.C. Editorial opinions expressed are those of the Editor-in-Chief of The Ubyssey and not necessarily thosa Merry Xmas. Merry Russian, Khrushchev, East of the Alma Mater Society or the University of B.C. Telephone CA 4-3242. Locals: Editor—25; News^—23; Photography—24. Berlin Xmas. Member Canadian University Press Metry Godless, unchristian Xmas. Editor-in-chief: Keith Bradbury Merry Third World War Xmas. Managing Editor .... Keith Bradbury Merry busy, profitable, commer­ Associate Editor K. L. Bradbury News Editor Lyall Bradbury Merry poor, welfare. Empty Stock­ City Editor Bradbury Jones cial Xmas. Picture Editor Flash Bradbury ing Fund Xmas. Layout Editor Inky Fingers Bradbury Sports Editor Scoop Bradbury Merry parking, drunking, un­ Features Editor Jones Bradbury Merry striking, fighting, picketing CUP Editor Chester Bradbury thinking Xmas. Editorial,Assistant Bradbury's friend Critics Editor Bradbury Brown Xmas. Layout: K. Bradbury Merry studying, writing, holiday­ REPORTERS: Keith Bradbury and a few close friends. SPORTS: Keith Bradbury and a few close friends. ing Xmas. Merry intellectual, no-God, philo­ TECHNICAL: Keith Bradbury and a few close friends. sophical Xmas. Merry gift-getting, selfish, dollars Merry political, lying, untruthful and cents Xmas. Xmas. Letters to the Editor Invitation viewpoints, and then publish Merry liquor-store Xmas. Merry Madison Ave., advertising, the statements, if they are image-building Xmas. Editor, within the required length, Merry cold-war, murderous, tense The Ubyssey, without editorial cutting or revision. Xmas. Merry phoney Xmas. Dear Sir: I am writing in response to If you will sponsor a serious Merry moralized Xmas. your editorial in The Ubyssey debate like this, free from un­ Merry American, Kennedy-Gold- necessary name-calling, you of November 27, inviting will be making a very con­ water, brinkmanship Xmas. Merry CHRISTmas. "professional B i b 1 e-spouting strue t i v e contribution, in theologians" to participate in which I and my colleagues open discussion. Though I hope will be most happy to partici­ I do not qualify under your pate. A f e w specia I wishes title, I would be glad to take In response to your editorial, The Ubyssey wishes the best of the season Christmas exams and all the students who part in discussion through I would like to make two fur­ ther very brief comments. to: flunk them anyway. your pages. (1) I do not understand your • the UBC Rowers. May they get a wel­ • to all the Undergraduate Societies. May • • • suggestion that Christians come back. their spirit be shown in their studies. Having issued your editor­ have not had the courage to • the Point Grey politicians. May they ial invitation, I hope you will express their faith publicly. • to all crub PRO's. May they learn to be prepared to back it up by If you will check the list of continue to split hairs. print intelligibly. providing a forum in the pages meetings held by student so­ • to all student councillors who thrnk for • A. Pathy. May he always be barred of The Ubyssey, where issues cieties this autumn, you will, themselves. AU three or four of them. from the-campus. of religious belief can be de­ I think, find that the number • all Social Creditors who feel that UBC • all those who want- a pub on campus. bated openly, honestly and of meetings in which positive should have more money. May they influence May they not get speeding tickets in the rush courteously. As you suggest in studies of Christian faith have Bennett. to the city pubs. your editorial, it is important been presented considerably outnumber the meetings at­ • to all students who walk from the end that this discussion reach as • "to the SUB committee. May they not be tacking Christian views. 1 of C-Lot. May the New Year bring less rain many students as possible. railroaded into giving the future students a thought your journal would and snow. There is no better way of pipe dream. achieving this than through be aware of this. • the Greek letter societies. May the • to James Meredith. May he make Ole the pages of The Ubyssey. I • * • DU's and others not mar your name. Miss' Christmas black. would therefore suggest that (2) We believe firmly in you set aside a certain amount • to MAC. May their budget be con­ • to the advertisers. They are responsible the right of a professor to ex­ of space in half-a-dozen issues trolled. for this huge edition. press his views freely when for this purpose, determine • to Real Caouette and followers. May • to The Ubyssey Staff. The editor hopes the length of statement you invited to speak to a student the Liberals eat them up in the next election. they pass their Christmas exams and come will publish, invite contribu­ society. As a consequence, we • to all Faculty members who set easy back to add new fire to the paper. tions representing various feel it would be a breach of professional courtesy if we were to comment hastily, in Indagatio a sentence or so, on what seem to be controversial state­ ments made by a colleague, of which we have learned only Thumbnail sketches —on driver types through necessarily abbrevi­ ated press reports. We feel that By TONY BUZAN one of a variety of driver-types. argument about international But sometimes I get pickeu freedom of speech is better pre­ Thumbing gives me a lift. Some of them have the car affairs and when I get out I up with a bunch of other guys, served by reserving comment As the long wait on the side­ radio on loud, and they turn don't say thanks and he tells and this is the most interesting walk can become boring, I • it up louder when I get in. till we can be more sure of be­ me not to slam the door but of all. often play a couple of games And when I say "thanks" they ing fair. I do anyway. / Everyone piles ino the car with the passing cars in order turn it up louder, and when saying "thanks," and "how far I hope. Sir, that you will I say "what are you taking • • • / ' to keep me amused. do you go?" and so on, but serve the whole University The first of these is called at UBC?" they turn it up. And then there is .the vo- then they run out of things to community by sponsoring the "arm. robbery." With my arm still louder. And then when cabularian. I say something say and they don't know any­ type of discussion which I have carefully crooked in the thumb­ I cough they turn the damned like "thanks—crappy weather one else in the car and the pres­ ing position, I wait for some­ thing up so loud that every­ isn't it?" and he says "I can ence of numbers makes them suggested through your pages. one to make an attempt at hit­ one gives us a queer look as see that the present meteor­ shy so they all sit around say­ Yours truly, we thunder through the night, ological conditions are not con­ ting it. If he hits me then he ing nothing and each one is W. S. TAYLOR, wins, but if he misses he loses, and I end up feeling like some ducive to elation, but I fail wishing that someone else Union College. and there is no arm done. kind ,of nut. to see any correlation between would say something but none • • * And others are the taciturn inclemency and biological ex- does, so some of them start to The second game is called type without a radio, and cretia." At which point I mut­ hum a little and some of them Correction when I say "thanks," they nod, ter something about Hell, and "puddle-spray dodging." Here pretend to be tired and close Editor, the car directs itself away from and when I say "going far?" spend the rest of the trip listen­ their eyes so that they can't the puddle by which I ' am they say "yup," and when I ing to a sermon on the King­ see anyone else looking at them The Ubyssey, standing, but at the last min­ say "what are you doing at dom of Beelzebub. and waiting for them to say Dear Sir: ute swerves into the middle of UBC?" they say "flunking Or else there is the nervous something but finally the sil­ Without impugning your it and tries to drown me be­ out," so I say "oh, heh heh" type who has picked me up ence is broken because the quality in the slightest, but in fore I can run. As the car pas­ and clam up. door slams when they leave. because he is lonely, and he is deference to the quantity of ses, some smart-aleck usually *. * * a poor driver anyway and he • • * makes a comment like "Hey my mother, what I actually And others immediately start keeps saying "God those bast­ But there are still some cheapskate! thumb thing said was "What if the other a conversation and ask me how ards are crummy drivers" as people who can't see why I wronk?" come Russia had missile bases he almost runs down pedes­ thumb. I guess I don't really were my mother?" But I do eventually get a in Cuba as if I were Khrush­ trians and other sundry ob­ know myself — something just Yours truly, ride, and I find myself with chev, and. we get into a big- jects,- drives me to it. C. W. J. ELIOT. Friday, November 30, 1962 THE UBYSSEY Page 5

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University student stays out to Tutoring, For Sale study evening's. Needs ride home Accounting & '56 Morris Minor Station Letters to the editor to New Westminster, Monday, Thursday and Friday. Phou: Jean Auditing. Wagon, green, heater, student LA 2-5S09 on Saturday or Sunday. special, $575. Terms. Call Smug Mistaken CA 4-4839. Sam, CA 4-6738, after 6 p.m. *" Editor, Editor, The Ubyssey, The Ubyssey, Dear Sir: Dear Sir: I would like to protest the Your editorial of November 27 takes the view which I have arrogance with which you have not so far held, that it would treated Miss Webb in the mod­ be appropriate for academic ern art controversy. Your dis- people of Christian persuasion >• > agreeing with her is under­ to make some sort of reply to standable: you don't know the recent addresses given to much about art. But your treat­ the Philosophy Association, ing her as a kookie poet is un- and widely reported. I believe you are mistaken in supposing „ excusable, if only because it that the attitude of "No com­ is an escape from meeting hon­ ment", which has also been my estly the charge she brought. own, proceeds from smugness. SHELL OIL COMPANY OF CANADA Like Life magazine lecturing I personally unhesitatingly American novelists t o write agree with Dr. Stroll that Dr. - "positive" novels about busin­ Remnant, (and he himself), are LIMITED ess, you assume a superiority entirely free to express their Will Be On Campus of insight to the mere artist. religious convictions on cam­ pus. Nothing can be more ob­ To be specific, your assump­ jectionable than the attitude tion that only one child could revealed by some so-called To Interview Students For Regular - have climbed on the statue is Christians in the correspond­ logically untenable. Worse, it ence columns of the local press. allows you to take refuge in .In refusing comment to the And Summer Employment smugness and condescension. press, I had in mind not only for ]|ut the key question remains: the danger, alluded to by Dr. Do children show more under­ Stroll himself, of having a com­ standing of modern art than plex position distorted in a EXPLORATION rarejudiced university students? very brief report, but the pos­ 3?he answer is YES. sibility that any expression of PRODUCTION (Oilfield Engineering) || At the Seattle Fair a nine- disagreement might be taken ' Sear-old heard adults mouthing as encouragement to those who GAS the usual stereotypes against would limit academic freedom. an abstract nearby. With no You should be reminded that MANUFACTURING. coyness or journalistic holier- Dr. Remnant and Dr. Stroll than-thou, she exclaimed that spoke, not in the academic for­ MARKETING *" they were wrong, the color and um itself, but by invitation of texture made the painting alive. the students at a meeting of ACCOUNTING and FINANCE (She is no relation to me, but a student club. It is the privi­ I can introduce you to her par­ lege of students to invite whom on ents, should you feel the need they wish to speak to them. If to verify^ the accuracy, of my they want to hear a different report.) point of view, it is for them January 7, $, 9 and 10 Yes, this girl had been in an to issue the invitation to speak art class. She had learned from in the same series, and not for } For details see posters and obtain Company booklet faculty people to demand the it not that art must say or rep­ from the U.B.C. Placement Office resent something but the ob­ right of reply. vious point that it may give simple visual pleasure. But we On the other hand, you can important intellectuals know hardly expect those who think, better than that, don't we Mr. differently to express their Editor. views in a two-sentence epi­ Yours truly, gram. N. D. PLOOM Dr. Stroll, in addition to ex­ pressing his personal convic­ Editors note: Our treatment tions, touched on academic mat­ * of Miss Webb may be inexcus­ ters, apparently with consider­ able. But the use of unexcus- able competence and fairness, able by the writer is also in view of his lack of profes­ inexcusable. sional qualification, to which I understand he drew attention, Academic freedom? in the field of Christian origins. Editor, Inevitably a person who is The Ubyssey, so qualified would wish to mod­ Dear Sir: ify Dr. Stroll's conclusions at In the light of the present many points, on the basis of religious controversy at UBC more recent, and in some cases more authoritative scholarship I would like to ask a question. than Dr. Stroll had at his dis­ It came as a surprise to me posal. Students interested in to learn that the teaching of This is an unpaid testimonial. Name: supplu d on lequesi. such matters have the oppor­ theology as a regular part of tunity of going into them more the curriculum is expressly for­ deeply in the appropriate bidden by the constitution of courses in this Department, our university. As a result, we I like Eve Burns-Miller where these matters are dealt have all noticed how religion with academically, and not as has become the Departments a form of apologetics, whether of English, Anthropology, Psy­ ... and I'll tell you why Christian or anti-Christian. chology, Sociology and Phil­ "As a businessman, I feel that the eco­ gible proof that Social Credit is the osophy. Since God cannot be Finally, Sir, it may be fun nomic future of B.C. is one of the most government that gets things done. I want defined or defended in our for you to have us attack our vital issues facing us today. When I see to see strong Social Credit representation classrooms by theologians, we friends in public, but it isn't what Social Credit has done to introduce in Point Grey and I know that Mrs. Burns- cannot expect competence in fun for us. new industries, expand hydro projects and Miller is just the person to complete the this area. Yours truly, team. Her past record is outstanding and WILLIAM NICHOLLS, increase public works, I feel very opti­ But of equal importance, she's willing to work and work hard to Professor, Department mistic about the years ahead. All these what has happened to academic keep B.C. moving ahead* That's why I'm of Religious Studies. projects mean employment and that freedom? means a more prosperous province and a going to cast my vote for Eye Burns-Miller This university forbids the better future for all of us. We have tan­ and Sociai Credit." •• - teaching of theology. Is it not time for the administration to The Ideal Place To Issued and paid hr by the British Columbia Sochi Credit league consider whether or not this Meet Your Friends violates academic freedom? If ? Try Our Delicious T-Bone theologians were permitted to iiBfci,: ^tjti@^ Steak with Coffee teach at this university, we would undoubtedly have a $1.35- It's Really Good more competent discussion of Full Course Meals the Bible and the nature of within your income. God. Yours truly, JOAN RIPLEY, DO-NUT DINER ' Arts 3. 4556 West 10th Ave. S Q'^fej^^^ Page 6 THE UBYSSEY Friday, Nvember 30, 1962

EOOM & BOARD Cars slide to halt 4Sth Ave. & Granville yovely home, excellent food, priv­ ate transportation, available, aiale, ncn-smcSer, available Sec. under snow blanket 1. V.ith lunches, $70. AM 6-4675. Pedestrians without rubbers and cars without snow tires slid to a halt Thursday as an unexpected snowstorm hit the campus. dents took shelter from the The sloppy conditions stalled storm. TUXEDO cars along Chancellor and Uni­ High winds made conditions RENTAL & SALES versity Boulevards all day. Few even worse, especially for peo­ TO CHOOSE FROM drivers got home for dinner. ple with classes in different O rull Dress • Morning; Coats High winds downed a power buildings. Some didn't try to 9 Directors' Coats • White & Blue Coats line on Chancellor and blocked make it. 0 Shirts & Accessories traffic for several hours. Traffic • 10% Discount The only people who were To UBC Students along Marine Drive was halted happy were the umbrella ven­ E. A. Lee Formal Wear until a fallen tree could be re­ dors. (Downstairs) moved. 623 HOWE MU 3-2457 RCMP reported a rash of minor accidents, but there were When classes end, no injuries. West Point Grey Buildings and Grounds depart­ cramming starts Baptist Church ment was kept busy helping Classes will come to a smash­ llth and Sasamat cars out of slippery parking lots. ing finale Saturday, Dec. 8, 9:45 "a.m All ages Church And as students splashed into for all faculties except medi­ School. Brock, most were complaining, 11:00 a.m.—"THE BLOWING cine and law. "But I only wore my high heels." of HOLY BREATH" Exams will run from Mon­ At 5 p.m. traffic was running and "THE KINDLING day, Dec. 10 to Friday, Dec. ot the HOLY FIRE." smoothly on all roads except 21. 7:30 p.m "THE FOURTH Chanceljor. RCMP did not know MAN TN THE FCRE." Students wishing to study when it would be opened. The inierim minister is during the holidays. will have The worst snarl occurred dur- Dr. J. A. Johnson, BA, access to the library, Buchan­ BD, minister emeritus 'ng the rush between 3 and 4 an and Brock Hall. These of Wesimouni, Mont­ p.m., police reported. Many stu­ buildings will remain open at real, near the McGill dents tried to leave early, but campus. THE TALE of Mary is not hard to tell as long as you get the usual times during the holi­ ended up sitting in their fogged- 8:45 p.m.—The Young Peo­ days. ple meet in the Watson iip cars for hours waiting for right pieces in the right place. Mary can fool even the very Second term begins Mon­ Room. All University traffic to move. day, Jan. 7, with term fees due students are cordially Entrances to the library were invited lo this vital best of the connoisseurs of the female frame. that day. almost as wet as outside as stu­ Church fellowship. Dark continent calls students A summer in Africa could be yours next year if you act now. Crossroads Africa is offering a non-religious program where­ by two students from UBC will be able to work, study and travel in all parts of Africa from June to August. This, annual proposition of­ fers the equivalent of two $1,800 scholarships to the participants. Further information may be obtaineJ from Cltff Garrard, RE €-9946. Interested persons are advised to get application forms from the Student Chris­ tian Movement hut on the East Mall before the end of lectures. Ridge Theatre 3131 Arbutus RE 8-6311 Student Rates

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•* ible," Friday, November 30, 1962 THE UBYSSEY Page 7 DRIFT Words Bv MIKE GRENBY

'Christmas," the Mad Hatter, if Alice had spoken aloud. "If said, "is all in the imagination." i too many people tried to take "Imagine that!" said Tweedl- it seriously the results would be "Now here you see, it jdee. disastrous." Alice tried but found it rather 'Explain yourself," ordered difficult. She and the others the Mad Hatter and poked the takes all the running were gathered outside the rab- Dormouse who muttered, "Ex plain yourself, explain your - ^bit's house wondering why and self," over and over until the what about Christmas. you can do to keep in Hatter poked it again. "The point is," the Mad Hat­ "How can it when it's be­ ter went on, "no one with any ginning to disappear?" said the same place... sense would take the trouble Tweedledee in a hurt tone of ""'even to discuss the subject, voice, and true enough, the let alone define it." Cheshire Cat was slowly fad­ 'Aha!" said Winnie-the-Pooh, ing away. only he didn't stay very long; "Just keep smiling," said the .he had dropped in from an­ Cheshire Cat, and then only a ... if you want to get somewhere else Our accomplishments of today other book to see if there were grin was left. you must run at least twice as fast seemed impossible yesterday. Other any heffalumps in Wonderland. as that." "impossible" inventions, previously Ignoring P o o h ' s comment, These lines from Lewis Carroll's a challenge, are now on the drawing the Mad Hatter was just about Gallery gets "Alice Through the Looking Glass" boards on their way to becoming a 'to continue when a teapot just about explain the pace of reality . . . and so on it goes, at a floated by. new exhibits developments in IBM, the leader in rapid pace. He caught it by its spout and the fast-growing electronic data Our sales representatives, systems put it on the ground. I Three exhibits. featuring a processing industry. engineers and scientists have an —• "Now any spirit;" he began, typographic exhibition, will be "should ..." in the Fine Arts Gallery for The demands of business and science absorbing, exciting and satisfying life. "Off with its head!" squeaked 10 days starting Dec. 10. have reached such momentum that it If you would like to become asso­ the Dormouse, quite suddenly The typographic exhibition, takes constant striving to stay-in the ciated with them, write to the IBM popping out of the teapot. entitled "Twenty-six letters- same place.. .double the effort to meet executive named below. You won't " "That's not your line," shout­ theme and variations," will the challenges that so often occur. stand still in this organization. ed the Mad Hatter and prompt­ show an imaginative handling ly poured a glass of water on Df existing faces. the Dormouse. The annual Western Books exhibition is the second display. Alice started to protest but The third exhibit, prepared thought better of the idea and 944 Howe Street, Vancouver, B.C., MU. 3-3331 and circulated by the National kept her mouth shut. Branch Manager—J. L. Yellowlees Gallery of Canada, will offer IBM In the meantime Tweedle­ 40 graphic works by German dee had fallen asleep with his expressionist Ernst Barlach. shoulder resting on the rabbit *Trade Mark who was busily trying to put -both paws into one white glove. * . * it They're jiapdder than ever, thought AliA. and wondered * if perhaps it was time to leave. "As I was saying," the Mad Hatter began again, "Christmas spirit has no relevance to DE LUXE SKI CHARTERS TO MT. BAKER Christmas any more." and turn­ Through buses take you right to the skiing slopes. Plenty of luggage ing to Alice he added, "I know you'll agree." compartment space for all equipment including skis. Feeling rather bold Alice re­ torted. "How do you know I'll •SLgreel" "Elementary logic, my dear," answered the Mad Hatter. "Just ask him," he continued, point­ ing at the Gryphon who was emerging from the house. "Don't bother me," said the , Gryphon. "I'm going on a mock turtle hunt." * * . * " "The question is," interposed Tweedledee, who had woken up when the rabbit started try­ ing to put his glove Over Twee- dledee's head, "are you going to hunt Mock Turtles or are you going to pretend to hunt -turtles?" "Who knows?" replied Gry­ phon dreamily, and then; wav­ ing in Alice's direction, "why * not ask her?" BUSES "Yes, what do you think?" YOU ARE just a foot—and a the others chorused. , leg—away from getting this LARGEST CHARTER FLEET IN WESTERN CANADA puzzle together. Let us re­ "I think that Christmas is Standard bases. De luxe buses with reclining seats. mind you that Mary is a prize still worthwhile," Alice said, in any man's world. Fully insured to travel anywhere on this continent .-and then suddenly realized her answer had no relevance to the COMPLETELY RELIABLE SERVICE question. God's waiting "Quite right," purred the for information on loco! or out-of-town charters call: Cheshire Cat, who had quietly for an answer ^materialized in the middle of VICTORIA (CUP) — The Weekdays 8:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. the group. following letter appeared in Urban Transit Division AM 1-5151 "On the other hand," it con­ the letters column of the Pacific Stage Lines Divisieir MU 1-6381 tinued, "have you ever stopped student newspaper at Vic­ to consider what would happen toria College, The Martlet: i AH other times AM 1-4211 if Christmas wasn't?" "An open letter to Premier Everyone's asking questions Bennett: but no one is answering them,: "Christmas will be on the BRITISH COLUMBIA HYDRO & POWER AUTHORITY --thought poor Alice. If only they 25th of December, as usual, could ,talk, sensibly about if this meets with your ap­ TRANSPORTATION DIVISION Christmas! proval. * * * "Respectfully yours, "i 'But Christmas isn't sensi- GOD." the Cheshire Cat as : Page 8 THE UBYSSEY Friday, November 30, 1962 I rick FOR MEN NOW! or treat, And all Next Week WHO DRESS YOUNG The Incedible Mr. Eaton Bob Gibson By ANNA BURGER It is nearly Christmas. THE INQUISITION ... It has been nearly Christmas sinee Halloween. DEC. 3, 4, AND 5 That's because some people 3 performances only on the like Christmas so much-— people like Mr. T. Eaton, Mr. Wood­ THE Stage of ward, Mr. Hudson Bay, and all The Inguisition their friends. But I don't like Christmas The Drunkard as much as they do. I haven't •fob (Eoarfj §>\)ap A Melodrama in two acts got a big store that sells Christ­ mas presents. PARENTS READ Welcome to the ALUMNI CLUB DECEMBER 6th Instead I have parents, broth­ Lost something? Return Engagement ers, and sisters who read what Messrs. Woodward, Eaton, and contact Dr. McGregor here is a wonderful world of special Don Crawford sophisticated natural shoulder clothing so often Bay say. Dear Sir: They say I should buy Christ­ talked about, so seldom achieved. %mmmmmmmm Let me take advantage of mas presents for all my parents, your spacious columns to re­ t the look is one of conservatism spiked brothers, sisters and friends. port that the following two with the flair of traditional styling. So I do. items, not owned by me, repose But each time I do, Messrs. the Alumni man is an individualist who in my office at Bu. 267. Eaton, Woodward, and Bay get takes an unusual interest in his clothing as well richer. 1. One umbrella, large, black as everything else about him. Each time they get richer, handsome with insignia on the they get happier. Each time they handle; found in Bu. 100, Tues­ get happier; they Tike Christmas day, Nov. 13. . even more. 2. One pair of spectacles, 3000 SQUARE FEET OF STYLES So they want more Christmas. heavy black horn rims, in case. So they start Christmas earl­ Fr&nklin Optical Co.). FOR YOUNG MEN ONLY . . . ier. I am even more interested ON OUR BIG SECOND FLOOR I'D LIKE CHRISTMAS TOO in the return of a lady's wrist- I don't blame them. If I had watch, with name on the back, a big store that sells Christmas left in a Buchanan washroom presents, I'd like Christmas too. recently. In fact, I'd like Christmas so Very truly yours, much that I'd have Christmas all Malcolm F. McGregor, year round. Classics Dept. But don't tell Messrs. Wood­ ward, Eaton, and Bay because they might steal my idea. ARNOLD & (SJUIGLEY But probably they've already rloom for Male Student avail­ LIMITED able in January. Cooking thought of it themselves. May­ 540 Granville St. Downtown Vancouver be next year we will have Christ­ facilities. $35 month. Phone mas all year round. tarry, RE 3-6534. ' ' "* Wouldn't that be fun? 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CALL TOLL-FREE 521-8888 or see your travel agent. or our representatives will be pleased to meet with you when they visit your campus on > January 7 and 8 THE HARBISON Hotel • distinguished resort at Harrison -^ -• Hot Springs, British Columbia A157-3B.C Friday-, November 3G> 1962 THE UBYSSEY Page" 9 Parking control will take turn for worse The lackadaisical attitude of the parking control will take Lillian Casuals a sudden turn at the start of the second term. "Rules which have been passed by will be strongly en­ forced during the second term," Post Office needs NOW OPEN said Lloyd Martin, Commerce president. willing workers Martin has been meeting with The Post Office will take ap­ Daytime and After-five Sir Robert Ouvry Roberts on plications for Christmas Em­ parking problems. ployment next week. "Cars blocking other cars, Registration will be held on those parked outside tne cement the following dates: in hut M5 headers and any parked in the in the w-est Mall: gravel access roads in ''C" lot 4456 W. 10*h 224-5440 will be towed away," Martin Women: Tuesday, at 12:30 said. noon, and men, Thursday at 8 a.m. The Traffic Office has orders to detect and fine: • Students parked in visi­ tor's or faculty lots. • Anyone using the parking meter spaces without paying, Whatever "became of: • Anyone parked so that he blocks traffic or in restricted It is a tribute to our Home Ec. course areas. Lucy Borgia, that the name of this little girl is celebrated "The Traffic Office has the CLASS OF '02? wherever food is eaten and wine is drunk. complete support of the student Lucy, early in her course, gave unmis­ Probe shows council," Martin said. takable evidence that food to her was not But he noted that "any stu­ merely a means to an end but an end dent who has a complaint may in itself. Herself a sparing eater, she encouraged guests to enjoy each meal as appeal to Sir Ouvry Roberts or if it were their last. With a few simple to student council." ingredients, Miss Borgia could produce #rre "C" lot will be renovated a banquet to end all banquets. Her HAMILTON (CUP)—An in­ during the Christmas holidays. Omelette a la Fine Toadstools is still vestigation by a McMaster Uni- "There will be more signs, talked about in hushed voices. The few contemporaries who survived her, often versity 'mathematics student, fhe roads at the sides will be clearly defined and narrower, recalled this gentle lady diligently tending has revealed that 5 of 13 text her little kitchen garden of Deadly Night- | books selected at random from the headers will be firmly placed," he said. shade, Foxglove and Hemlock. You don't the university book store are find cooking like Lucy's in the college being sold at prices higher cafeteria these days. than suggested in the publish­ ers' price catalogue. IH sponsors Prices as quoted by the pub­ The safest recipe for keeping MY HAN K lisher are sublet to change, your finances healthy is found ,0im but a check had not been made Xmas billets in a B ofM Personal Chequing to see if the prices had changed, Account. Open yours today. Invitations for foreign stu­ however. dents to spend the Christmas Increases in the book store BANK OF MONTHEAI, ranged from 10 to 80 cents holidays in B.C. homes are pour­ higher than in the catalogue. ing into International House. Buring the investigation the IH director Art Sager said same book was found in the Wednesday the invitations had bookstore carrying two differ­ come from all over the prov­ THE BANK WHERE STUDENTS' ACCOUNTS ARE WARMLY WELCOMED ent price tags. One tag read ince. $9.75 and the other $1 cheaper. University Campus Branch, in the Administration Bldg.: Any foreign student wishing MERLE1 C. KIRBY. Manaeer The latter price was that to take advantage of the offer suggested by the catalogue. should apply at Sager's office A letter from the vice-presi­ or to Mrs. Gibbs in Interna­ dent of the publishing company tional House. said, . . . "any business re­ lationship we have had with Bradbury Filler ON MONDAY DECEMBER 17th "the McMaster university book­ store has been of the very high­ This is a filler. A filler is est order and to my knowledge something that fills. We have there has never been any con­ then again we may not have scious effort on the part of the REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR any. bookstore to derive profits or to establish selling prices in ex­ This is a filler filler. cess of standard university book­ Like most fillers it says noth­ store procedures . . ." ing.

1962-63 Evening Class Program PAT Efficient Reading For University Students

The Department of University Extension offers -an eight- MCGEER week, non-credit evening course designed to improve reading efficiency with emphasis on reading comprehen­ YOUR LIBERAL sion. Sixteen sessions will be conducted Mondays and Thurs­ CANDIDATE IN days of each week at 8:00 p.m. in Hut M-3 commencing Monday, January 7.Registration is limited to 40 students. Fee: $25.00. VANCOUVER PT. GREY For further information contact the UBC Extension De- apartment, CA 4-1111, local 525 or CA 4-5220. This advertisement inserted by the Vancouver Point Grey Liberal Campaign Committee THE UBYSSEY Friday, November 30, 1962 Paige iljO i Totem Bail •*-:«» on lonig The Thunderbirds basketball team has something to prove and this is the weekend for them to do it.

They can prove they are one with the toumament final at of the best basketball teams 9:15. bBC hrs hatched simply by Starting for the Birds will ^\J j winning the 1982 Yotem Tourna-[ be John Cook and Mike Pot*- ***-•• I ment. underway this Friday ]kohja.k at forwards, with Keith and Saturday night at 7:30 in; Hartley at Center and Keii War Memorial gym. | McDonald:, an^Gprdgn Betcher Four top teams are entered at guards. in the annual tourney—the Western Washington Vikings, Ten Birds on defending champions, the Cen­ tral Washington Wildcats, the \ New Westminster Bakers and WCIAA all-stars ; I the Birds. UBC Thunderbirds placed BIRD VICTORY? three, men on the offensive and seven on the defensive UBC coach Peter Mullins re­ squads of the 1962 WCIAA fused to make a prediction all-star listings. about the winner of the tourna­ " Guard Fred Sturrock made * ment, but did say, "We expect an v encore; in the ".offensive to do very well." allstars listings. Thunderbirds have won the Other Birds were end Tom -Don Hume photo Totem title only twice over Thompson and halfback Norm^ THUNDERBIRD GOALIE Ken Smith sprawls on the ice in a desperate attempt to stop the puck the years. Thomas. - ' during hockey practice Thursday. It has become team policy for all goal tenders to wear a "Western has a new coach Defensively the Birds made and some new tactics this year," fibreglass mask every time they are in the net. seven positions. Stand out Mullins said, "so we don't tackle Roy Shatzko repeated know what to expect from them. with the squad. The team we are really worried Other Birds were Ken Lee, Hockey club about is Central Washington." Dave Gibbons, Peter Lewis,- Swim team to vie TALL WILDCATS Al Eger, Gary Bruce, and Two of Central's starters are Ray Wickland. returns to six feet seven, and they have a for new trophies six foot ten inch reserve on the bench. Thunderettes lose papertown The UBC swim team will take to the water this Sunday The Bakers from New West­ The Thunderettes Senior in an attempt to win their own trophy at the first annual Thun­ minster are comprised of the Women's basketball team The Thunderbird hockey club derbird Relays, said Pomfret, "but with no pool cream of UBC's basketball dropped their third straight alumni and, while not as game by 23 points to the would rather play hockey than In the meet, held at Percy to use during the winter months pass exams. Norman Pool, heats will begin last year, are currently on top French Maids Wednesday nighl we are at a disadvantage com­ of the Vancouver Senior "A" in King Ed gym. The, Club flies up to Powell at 10 a.m., diving at 2 p.m. and pared to teams that can train League. The,score was 60-37. ' the finals start at 4. River for a return engagement all year round." Friday night, Central Wash­ The Maids scored the majori­ * • • this weekend. At present ten teams have ac­ ington will meet the Bakers at ty of their points in the third" Assistant co a c h Bob Hind- Entered in the 200 yard in­ cepted the invitation to attend 7:30, with UBC and Western quarter. The half-time score march says the team is much dividual medley for UBC are the meet. Five more are ex­ tangling at 9:15. Saturday the had been 17-16 for the Thun­ improved Since Its last encounter Dave Collier, Steve Lydiatt and pected to enter. consolation game begins at 7:30 derettes. in the paper town. Brian Griffith. "Many of the rough edges have been worn off and we are a "They should all dp well in smooth unit now," he .said. this event," swimming coach Jack Pomfret said. The Birds won their first game with the Powell River Something new this year will Regals 3-2 earlier this month. be the men's and women's teams *~ Snow stopped" the club from oompeting as a unit against Shop" with an EATON Account putting finishing touches on their visiting teams. In the past they offense as half the players have always entered separately. • • * couldn't make it to the arena, you'll find it simplifies your shopping, wheiier yesterday. For many UBC team members The* players who made it to it will be their first taste of com­ visit the store or write or phone in your order. the practice spent most of the petition. They have been spend­ You can choose a Deposit or Charge Account or time shooting and skating. ing as much time as possible that allows for "spread-over" payments. A tele- "Shooting was the big prob­ in circuit training and in the call, letter, or visit to our Customer Accounts lem in Powell River before," pool to be in as good shape as will open your Eaton account promptly. said Hindmarch. "The forwards possible when they meet the made many breakaways but tough competition. failed to put the puck into the "They are a good team and net because of the weak shots." they work hard at the training,"

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% Applications are now being received for EATON'S Gift Certificates < delegates to the 1963 Western Canadian Just the answer when you're doubtful about size or colour, ov even likes and dislikes. These problem-solvers can be purchased I Student Teacher's Conference. in denominations of $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $25, $50 and $100 and are gift-packed in a gay envelope or tree-trimming cylinder. Apply to: GEORGE BOECHLER, \ New Education Building.

Applications should include: —Educational background You can Shop with Assurance —Extracurricular activities —Interest in Conference at EATON'S CLOSING DATE: THURS., DEC. 6 Canada's Christmas Store Friday, November 30, 1962 THE UBYSSEY Page 11 ISeries last rugger tilt TELEMRRK •sr By GEORGE RAILTON We have seen the signs coming upon us slowly. First there was the lonely ski parkas about campus, then Saturday the barrage of ski movies followed by the annual posters her­ » The last regularly-scheduled alding the Rossland ski trip, and finally—yesterday—the snow game of the Miller Cup rugger £e[L ' top half of the lift will be skied People ha»ve been heading WESTINGHOUSE series takes place Saturday at for the whole season. south to Baker and Stevens for UBC stadium. Runs were cleared from Will Be On Campus January 7, 8, 9, and two months now, but this week­ • * Birds take on the West Van Mystery Peak last summer so end the ski season should be­ Barbarians on a probable wet, now the skier will have a bet­ 10 To Interview 1963 U.B.C. Graduates gin in earnest. muddy field. Thursday's snow ter selection than the Unicorn • • • A well-defined training program is offered to prepare coupled with predicted rain will and the Cat Track. Again the • Thunderbird ski candidates for positions of responsibility in: make the field greasy. New areas have opened up team is sponsoring the trip to * The most important game of outside of Calgary. The Pidgeon DESIGN ENGINEERING Rossland. RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT the series has been postponed Mtn. development promises to For the modest sum of $77.00 MANUFACTURING ENGINEERING until after Christmas. The surpass the Banff area in a few skiers are promised sunshine, INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING UBC-Kats game has not been years. APPARATUS MARKETING powder snow, parties, and '. re-scheduled yet. • • • • CONSUMER MARKETING practically the best skiing in FINANCIAL ADMINISTRATION The Thunderbird Ski team The game was postponed from Western Canada Red Mountain ACCOUNTING SYSTEMS has five international meets last weekend because of wet in the Selkirks. COMPUTER PROGRAMMING grounds. It will .probably be planned. They wind up their INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS Information can be obtained the game to decide first place. Rossland spree with the Triple OPERATIONS MANAGEMENT from the posters or from the Kats play Rowing Club Satur­ I meet. This invitational Inter­ These positions will afford opportunity for career develop­ athletic office. n-day- and Rowing Club are cur­ national, Intercollegiate meet ment to graduates with potential. • • * rently tied for second place goes at Red Mt. Jan. 5-6. From behind Brock we hear Professional salary scale and increases based on perfor­ with UBC. Other meets on the north storjes of other ski trips. The mance as well as excellent employee fringe benefit plans. western schedule are at Banff, Birds should be in good shape Varsity Outdoors Club has Contact the Placement Office for detailed information, McCall, Idaho, White Pass, and » for this game. Last week's rest about a dozen different excur­ brochures, and interview appointment. Bend, Oregon. will help them for this week's sions planned. game. The big trip this year is go­ LAST GAME FOR ALL ing to be a tour of the Rossland- All other UBC teams will be Kimberly area, with some * playing their last games this people staying tjie whole holi­ . Ayeekend. Braves host Richmond day at either place. at Wolfson field. Braves have Other trips on the schedule a 3-3 won-lost record in are to Banff, Yoho Park, Gari­ league, competition while the baldi Park, Vancouver Island, Siirds have a 5-1 won-lost rec­ the Okanagan,: and of course to ord, the cabin on Mt. Seymour. Frosh I and Frosh II round Most of the trips begin on out their season playing each Dec. 26 and will carry on until other on the gym field. lectures start the second week in January. • • • * Women's bowling New ski areas are the talk The UBC Women's bowling of the town this year. team is in desperate need of Tod Mountain in Kamloops - new members. Will any interest­ has added a 2000 ft. poma lift ed girls please Icontact Arlie to their existing facilities. SyversonH CA 4-9826 or leave Earl Pletsch, operator of the : their name at the WAD office. Seymour concessions, built an Bowling will be one day per intermediary station for the week. often bare porno lift. Now the

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I am led to believe the far-seeing professor said. that he suffers from high blood "I was brought up in a family pressure, as a result, and his that believed in Santa Claus, red nose makes me think he's Improbably an alcoholic. |-but I haven't been taken in .1 haven't believed in Santa since Any way,, suffering from -high blood, pressure,-there is-probab­ I was 17," he said.. ly little likelihood that he could SOON SEE •-,''. stand the strain of such activity. Dr. Rembrant said people will Some night, the gifts would just soon see that he is right in be­ inot be delivered- Santa would lieving there is no Santa Claus. keel over—probably fall ouiTof "his sleigh-^fcrom an attack,; 7 He said sooitiSanta Claus will be so disproven that not even But has that ever happened? children will believe in him. And any way, I don't think much of this idea of setting up some "We are making real progress kind of a booze-hound as an in this direction. Even some of example for children." the most ardent Santa-supports SOOTY SUIT | ers are beginning to have their That Santa's red; and white doubts," he said. suit does not get dirty as he "Why I know of one departs slides down chimneys: ment store that never began ad­ This is fantatstic. I'll tell you On Lincoln, on Caddy, on Corvette and Chrysler.' vertising Santa until the middle a little story. Once I was up on of November this year he said. our roof at home cleaning ©tit "I think they were really torn the chimney. Well. I dropped about whether he exists or not." this .rope, dawn with a brush-«n One girTnTtne auSience who the end of it. Well, you see, we began to cry during Rembrant's have this dog and he picked up speech was told "We all have the brush when it dropped into to face the facts sooner or later. the fireplace and started pull­ We cannot rely on irrational ing. things such as this. Faith is not Heh, Heh, Well, he's a pretty Vol. XLV VANCOUVER, B.C., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1962 No. 35 enough," he said. PROOFS big dog. Well, I guess you know Dr. Rembrant gave some spe­ what happened eh. But, boy did cific proofs of his new theory I ever get dirty. You've never Claus found to he called athesantaism: seen anything like it. Well, my That Santa is transported in wife, she screamed blue murder. a sleigh pulled by eight white Well, I think that's enough proof on the wrong trek reindeer: of that." "There is absolutely no MORE LECTURES The University of B.C. has hired a well-known 20th cen­ tury Pied Piper to lead the student trek on Victoria. scientific basis for the justifica­ Dr. Rembrant's lecture was tion of such a belief. To begin S. Claus, notorious philan- T^ '-—zr~. ——r sponsored by the Philosophy As­ aimess to u lv studen s with reindeer can't fly, I have, Ihropist, has *een signed hy * , » f^J * sociation which is sponsoring a t0 th S discovered after years of re­ University officials to lead the , L^*,?^- _ f ™^ new series of lectures beginning " march because they have not lived up search. In fact, .there is. no Doug Stewart, AMS president, to their promises. scientific evidence to support, this week: has assured The Ubyssey that When asked if he -would re­ this idea at all. Monday: The Easter Bunny, the leader will definitely not veal his future plans for the There is also no support for fact and fiction, by Dr. Peter be Malcolm Scott in disguise. trek Claus said, "We must first the idea of a reindeer having a Rembrant. red nose. It has also been proven The real S. Claus will arrive make arrangements for getting Wednesday: I never saw Santa on Campus Dec. 25 to recruit the students across the Strait, by scientists that it would take "helpers for the organization of I intend to bring down my extra times y pounds of thrust to Claus up there by Yuri Gagarin. the Trek. reindeer and sleighs for the lift a sleigh loaded with x Thursday: Monetary denial He informed The Ubyssey by crossing, we should be able to amount of merchandise to a as a form of self-realization: by telephone today that he will move about 15,000 students level of z feet in altitude. How John Diefenbaker. need reindeer handlers, coach across the waters in one hour." could eight little reindeer (and Friday: Buchanan statues as drivers, Ban the Bombers, Arrangements for the planned remember they are little) do guided missile experts, Radar that?" a form of art: by Phillis Webb. Trek have all been made from Saturday: Philosophy as an technicians, and anti-missile ex­ the President's office FATMAN perts. That Santa is a roly-poly fat irrational facade: Archbishop -, Claus said he plans to make Backing from The Ubyssey man who flies from rooftop lo William Duke. a Jrial run by himself on Vic­ and the Alma Mater Society toria, Christmas Eve to survey came immediately. The Liberal the situation. Club failed to commit their sup­ He said he has received re- port until after Dec. 17. The story of Social Credit ^ guests from most of the Cabin­ Doug Stewart was so enthu­ One day when William Aberhart was giving a speech on et and doesn't want to disap­ siastic he exclaimed, "I will "PEEEENNINGTON ! !" the beauties of the Socred movement, a young man came up point them by not showing up. lead the march." But Claus said to him. Premier Bennett has asked that honor remained in the nose for Diefenbaker's head, Gaglardi of Rudolf although the resem­ Ole Mississippi This young' man had a round face and a big smile. "What can I do for you?" said the great man. has asked for his dream car, blance was striking. Christmas Song Williston has asked for peace Malcolm Scott, AMS treasur­ "I want to be like you, and say things about the Social over . the Peace, Peterson has er said, "I don't know. I'm not No. 1 on the Ole Miss hit par­ Credit party, and have a government," said the boy. ' asked for a job with, the union. so sure we should go ahead with ade . . . "Good, said Aberhart. "What's your name?" And the rest asked for Bennett's this plan. I don't think the bud­ I'm dreaming of a white "Bennett" was the answer. job he said. get will take it. We have only Christmas ... "What's the first name?" was the next query. •fg. "I want to fulfill their re­ got a margin of $150,000 this "Joe," replied the lad. Just like the ones we used to He was never heard of again. quests but I feel that in alt' year have . . . Friday, November 30, 1962 •Page 14 THE UBYSSEY

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blasts Medicare -, all SASKATOON (CUP)—-Former Saskatchewan minister oi health, J. Walter Erb, says the hasty implementation of the broads province's Medical Care Insurance Act, in the face of the majority of the province's residents, was an example of un­ adulterated political expediency. who are built Erb said the act was rushod onto the statute books in time on hearing of the determined like this are not for T. C. Douglas to enter fed­ opposition from the province's doctors. I eral politics. really very sexy but Erb resigned from the CCF "Confronted with Premier cabinet last May in protest of Lloyd's incomprehensible state­ the government's handling of ment that the plan would go man they sure are Christm.asy the medical dispute. He has ahead with or without the co­ since joined the Liberal party. operation of the doctors, I had ho The- former nealth minister said even the representatives .no choice but to leave the CCF ho on the Thompson advisory party." committee, with the exception Erb said after he left the of those appointed by the col­ party he had been labelled a ho lege of physicians and surgeons '•'traitor and a Judas" by form­ were picked because t he y er supporters. "WE'LL GET those scabs out of The Lone Calathumpium agreed with the CCF stand. . Erb-was-speaking to a group there," well-known labor lead­ "More recently, members of of University of Saskatchewan er Paddy O'Kneele told stu­ the medical care insurance students. dents yesterday. commission were selected be­ cause they too shared the view1* point of the CCF government."' "I advised the premier that 3K the plan possibly should be scrapped and a more, accept­ able one drawn up." Erb said ,,-•** Go** \fe* i#* ^e ^»s a* %t* -V> ifiafllW ftinbme ,e& «£& \\*3 e 4 at\V >HV rvYtf V - -^e^ ,et e* * .tat^ . J v^ttM * . i — yet how effective are they m iAv®t this dual role ? How efficient ? H ow happy? December Reader's Digest asks some embarrassing ijV** questions ahd provides some K«* \ pointed answers. Women —* and && fttV^' their husbands will enjoy this feminine opinion of male be- havisw.^JGet your copy of Beajjew^igesttbdiyj ana read! Bca*' "Et tu, Brute", and 38 other e artieies^of lasting interest sold ^ -a\otv> ^\ s0tft \=w ^ „e oi\ o^et „ on iisJwsstands everywhere. s kU<.o^ . ^^^rVftSAt' e Ae1 * ^ X* to r-fcet tfti" >tt iot V* BUY 4 TICKETS eV W eS 1 9 e •R^ "ei . ^6°'' «# tV ld.*<* Y^v^ ill FREE loe

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Frosh to Fourth year Sex in a ice idfeam tilisb in Brock A fourth year student and discovering D. H. Lawrence, department getting a fir'st haad layout girls at work. On a cu> a freshman were walking out­ or the psychology student as view of the population explo­ cular table, yet! side a cafe when the senior he finds that not only are sion, or the Asian studied see' So next time someone asks suggested going in for some there others like him, but they ing how the Mongols .spend you how it's going out at UniW ice cream. When they .were even have a name all their their spare time. versify, yoii can tell him .-. . seated the senior asked the own! And stand on the Mall, and waiter if the ice cream was These people can't even be­ hear the professors telling that pure. "As pure as the girl of gin to realize the feeling of The Bomb Is going to drop. Frats kicked off your dreams," was the reply. self-righteousness experienced And hear also the budding Memorial campus "I'll have a dish," said the by a freshette as her new­ young Engineer telling his girl frosh. found boy friend tells her go­ that if they don't get busy . St. JOHN'S (CUP)—Student The senior said, "Give me a ing to bed is not wrong, it is very soon, the fallout will fix council at Memorial University coffee." merely a healthy way of re­ it so that he has nothing to .jet of Newfoundland has rejected^ the constitution of a new fra­ People are inclined to laugh lieving' tensions. Of course, busy with. He has the facts that's nothing to the feeling and charts to back him up, too. ternity and stated it wishes no when they hear this. They further frats on the campus. think it's funny. They also her boyfriend has. Amazingly thorough, these Engineers. The council rejected the con­ think there might be some Go into the Brock coffee stitution of Ceve Cadem on the" truth in it. But is there? Is shop, and hear the angry young Or look at that forester, grounds it did not wish to, as­ there any more sex in univer­ lions expounding on freelove. getting experience by taking sume responsibility for the sity than anywhere else? Does Go into the Brock lounge and DBH's on his girl friend. group's actions. the typical UBC student think see their older brothers and He'll have something to re­ In a statement: issued to the of sex all the time? The sisters practicing free love. member on those long winter Memorial " student newspaper,* answer is a resounding YES! Go over to the education nights in the bush. The Muse, spokesmen for Cave But that doesn't tell half building. Look, look, look. And if you really want ah Cadem said the fraternity would the story. It doesn't explain See, see, see. Oh, oh, OH! experience, come down to the continue to operate despite the the vicarious thrill of a frosh Take a look at the sociology Pub and watch some of those council action.

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*•> ' to her knees and wept By SNOOKI MOYER Herman, 47, is the oldest of mas happier for the Blotz "ButWe'll; have to have thechildfen, He graduates this family, after ignoring them Christmas hasn't been a help??;M;rfc: Gpoeh told me. June from high school and for 25 years. I'vie 4©ne my pgrt. As I left happy time for the Blotz fami­ wants to go on to university— Mrs. Amelia Gooch, a dis­ the Bfetz hovel, *I slipped * ly since daddy died 28 years if the family can afford it. trict supervisor, said the agen^ mickey of rye behind the ago. Since he had his bout with cy hopes there'll be enough chesterfield. This Christmas the Blotz elephantitis 31 years ago, he money to buy Mrs. Blotz two You can help by contributing family will live again with has been unable to work. pounds of pig liver for Christ­ to the Empty Bottle Fund, mas dinner. care of this paper. their memories. The youngest daughter, Mary, 23, supplements the Like the memory of the full family income with a few odd case of Scotch that Hurlburte jobs along Cordova Street Blotz always brought home during the night. Christmas Eve. This always "She doesn't get much," said heralded the yuletide for the Mrs. Blotz. "But every little happy family. bit helps." • • * As the two of us watched Mary peacefully sleeping on _And what a treat is used to the floor, her mother murm- be for the seven little Blotz ered sadly: "If only she could children to sit around the kit­ get rid of that acne, then may­ chen table and hear daddy, REQUIRES be ... " , with his red nose and foul Undergraduates, graduates and post graduates in engineer­ breath, tell funny dirty jokes. • * + Not one of the Blotz family ing and honours science for summer, and permanent employ­ Then one Christmas daddy has escaped hardship. But ment. wasn't there. Christmas Eye While other families have he had fallen 3,342 feet from drifted apart they have; stayed INTERVIEWSWITH REPRESENTATIVES ON the roof of the Bennett Build­ together, clinging to their January 8, 9, 10, 11. ing. mother for support, guidance, Mrs. Blotz has tried her best money, booze, cigarets, food. Your University Placement; Office can provide details and since then. But it hasn't been And does Mrs. 7 Blotz com­ literature about Gominco and arrange an interview. easy. plain? "Why, life wouldn't be Twenty-eight years of trying the same without those rotten THE CONSOLIDATED MINING AND to feed and clothe sevenv child­ little free-loaders," she says af­ SMELTING COMPANY OF CANADA ren on the $15 a year the wel­ fectionately. fare gives her has aged her. This year, the welfare LIMITED Once she was beautiful but people will try to make Christ­ ryl» • time has Wearied her and the years forgot. • • • »«' * .- As I spoke to her, she Vancouver Citizens looked around the one room basement flat and patted her few remaining wisps of grey hair. "Sure/we've had it rough," she told me. "But at least the whole bloody family is still to­ gether." lii#Ws International house opened at Queen's KINGSTON (CUP) — The fourth international house in Canada was opened last week UBYSSEY SPIES discovered at Queen's University, King­ Hurleburte Blotz soaking up ston. culture in Brock card room. A temporary centre, donated by a Kingston Rotarian, and "I'm broke," he said, "but furnished by city service organi­ don't worry. I have cm ace up zations, was opened by the uni­ my sleeve." versity president.

FOR THAT SMART' "There's Two Sides to the Coin, LOOK That's what I always say. Let those people Let people do what they want to with their that want to go to a movie on Sunday—go spare time, is what I always say. As long as IN to it. Those that don't want to, can still stay it's not something that's really bad for them of course. I'll bet a lot of people that think at home. ,j it's wrong to open the shows on Sunday, sit GLASSES Mw*^ «**—**. A lot of my regulars will be here if the show at home and watch movies on T.V. LOOK does open Sundays, I'm sure of that. Most Like I always say—there's two sides to the of them are just ordinary folk, like myself. coin. I'm on the side of movies on Sundays They can't afford to go charging off to the for those people that want them . .. How TO golf course every Sunday, or spend the about you? , weekends at their cottages—because most ©f them don't have one! PteMlibtieH Ohticd VOTE YES ON DECEMBER 12th We use GENUINE CORECTAt lenses Clear from EDGE to EDGE FOR SUNDAY MOVIES • PLAYS • "Ask Your Doctor" Contact Lenses — Zenith Hearing Aids Special Discount to Undergraduates CONCERTS • SYMPHONIES • OPERAS Established 1924 B. C. Exhibitors Association Page 18 THE UBYSSEY Friday, November 30, 1962 MSI holder or not Health Service free tcr all students By BOB BURTON out a card marking down vital to familiarize students with The Health Service worka closely with the Physical Edu­ Ubyssey Feature Writer information for the doctor. the organization and proced­ Usually.one sees the doctor ures of the University Health cation Department, and takea .• Are you. bothered by mi­ the responsibility of examin­ grans head aches, measles, on the first visit, provided he Service, there seems to be reports before 3 p.m. on any some confusion amongst the ing, members of the University schizophrenia, or lack of athletic teams. sleep? day. Further consultations are students as to the services of­ handled on an appointment ba­ fered by the U.H.S. The 27-bed hospital on the Chances are the University sis. • * • Health Service can help you. third floor of Wesbrook is Even with 32,000 visits per Its staff of 33, including, "Our service is the most primarily for the treatment oi year, students are not taking physicians, a full time psychia­ comprehensive varsity health medical illnesses. Minor sur­ fullest advantage of the ser­ trist, nurses, technicians, and plan in action in Canada," gery (simple fractures, opera­ vice. aides are always ready to be stated Dr. Johnson. tions not requiring general of service to you. Dr. Johnson, said that al­ Services to the student even anaesthesia) is handled in the though the Health Service was include psychiatric consulta­ clinic on the main floor. instrumental in setting up the tion. The resident psychiatrist A recent tour of this estab­ University MSI plan, care at and the part-time consultant • • • lishment convinced me that I the Health Service is provided handled.over 1,000 visits last The hospital is open 24 hours had none of the above ailments, at no cost to the student, year. a day and a physician is avail­ but the speed and complete­ whether he has MSI coverage Free TB tests, X-rays, free able at night for emergency ness of the organization or not. allergy shots, and an immuni­ cases. thoroughly surprised me. • " • •• • zation clinic every Thursday Within the next five years "We have to keep things on "We encourage immediate at­ afternoon are also offered to a 300-bed hospital and re­ the move," explained Dr, A. M. tention to illness and injury," the student. search centre will be complet­ Johnson, Health Service di­ said Dr. Johnson, "for a stu­ The Faculty of Pharmacy ed near the present site of the rector, : "or we would be dent who waits for corapBoa-. and the University Health Ser Wesbrook building. It is likely -quickly swamped." tions of a minor ailment may vice have obtained permission that the organization will be IAt- the reception desk the endanger his own health: and from the Board of Goverhara relocated in the new building "Health Service works with that Of his fellow students" to supply prescription drugs and only the 27-bed infirmary production line techniques. Although! every effort has on the campus at a reduced will remain at the present Each student is requited to fill been tnade; by the University -• cost to the student. site.-

"WELL, SOME PEOPLE leaf through libraries, I leaf through gardens." Choose an Toronto Library hits Engineering Career million book mark with a Progressive TORONTO (CUP)—A $5,000 manuscript on a little-known Company facet of Canada's early history has become the one millionth Northern Electrie,aname to consider volume in the University of Toronto's central library. We make the things that make The university has another communications possible: from un­ 890,000 books in various libra­ ries scattered across the campus derground cable to tropospheric and in .affiliated colleges. scatter systems. This diversity em­ ploys over 17,000 skilled people in . GETTING 1NGAGED? our seven manufacturing works in -4London Works-manufacturing plant for telephone 4595 West Eighth Ave. apparatus. Minister: Rev. Wilfred Fearn Services: 11 a.m. & 7:30 p.m. SEE YOUR PLACEMENT OFFICER or the NORTHERN ELECTRIC REPRESENTATIVE Young Peoples Union to when he visits your campus. Ask for a copy of "Your New Engineering Career". which all students are invit­ ed meets Sundays at 8:45 p.m. Choir practice Thursdays Hortftern Electric at 8:00 p.m. 6062*11 COMPANY LIM4TED Friday, November 30, 1962 THE UBYSSEY Page 19 30 percent agnostic HufacHA fiaifOii&fa Acadians probe Christians WOLFVILLE (CUP)—A sur­ outmoded, 11 per cent an­ cepted neither answer. Ccmpahiftohlf iitnited vey by Acadian University swered a definite yes to the Three-quarters of the stu­ CALGARY student newspaper, The Athen­ question while 36 per cent held dents said they believed in the aeum, has shown that only 51 that the bible was not outmod­ theory of evolution. Has per cent of the students inter­ ed. Fifty-five per cent of the CAREER OPPORTUNITIES viewed consider themselves to Seventy- three per cent said students interviewed said they be Christians. The remaining they believed the bible to bs believed in an after life. 19 for were divided as follows: Agnos­ a book of morals based on per cent did not and 26 per GRADUATES tic, 30 per cent; atheist 4 per bother fact and myth. cent said they didn't know. and cent and others 15 per cent. Half the students interviewed Forty-six per cent of the UNDERGRADUATES "Others" includes persons said they believed the story students said they believed in the fields of of religions other than Chist- of Adam and Eve to be one of Christianity would advance in ianity and also diests. poetic expression. Sixteen per years to come while 30 said Petroleum Production Engineering The survey, a random samp­ cent accepted the story as fact it would not. Twenty-four per ling by year was given to 100 while 34 per cent said they ac cent did not have an opinion. Pipe Line Engineering students. It showed that a higher per- ' Geophysics centage of girls than boys said they were Christians. 48 per There is no charge for our services Geology Accounting cent of the boys said they were Christians while 55 per cent CAMPUS INTERVIEWS WILL BE HELD ON of the girls claimed the same. January 29, 30, 31, and February 1 Among the boys 28 per cent Students wishing advance information may write the com­ said they were agnostic, 3 per fr rn irai 11101 reVIl lit)tite d pany Recruiting Co-ordinator at 320, 7th Ave., S.W., cent atheist and 19 per cent CALGARY, .ALBERTA others. 4345 Dunbai' Street Vet ncouver 8, B.C. Girls had 31 per cent agno­ APPOINTMENTS FOR stic, 5 per cent atheist and 9 Telephone 224-3110 INTERVIEWS SHOULD BE MADE THROUGH per cent others. THE PLACEMENT OFFICE The survey showed that stu­ dents in second year prayed less often, attended church NICKEL IN WORLD MARKETS...JOBS FOR CANADIANS less often and read the bibJe less often. Second year stu­ dents showed the lowest per centage of professed Christians. Fifty-three per cent of the students said they believed the bible to be, in some cases

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