To All Wizards of the World by Seth G. Rowland, Esq. President, Basha Systems LLC With the country going crazy about a boy wizard DRACO MALFOY (Interrupting): This course is a named Harry Potter (even my 7 year old has been waste of time! Muggles have nothing to offer us. read all five books and seen 2 movies dozens of They are thick-skulled and superstitious. How can times), I set to thinking about the role of the we learn anything from them? document assembly consultant in society of non- PROF. WEASLEY: Any other thoughts ... Yes, believers and came up with the idea of "Muggle Hermione. Studies 102". It started out as a workshop on project management and became ... well you'll see HERMIONE GRANGER: My Dad, who is a if you read on. Enjoy. Muggle, uses a device called a computer, to do all sorts of things. SETTING: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger are now entering their fifth year HARRY POTTER: The Dursley's are too stupid to at the Hogwarts School of Wizardry. In addition to use computers. But they do know how to use a the regular curriculum, there is a new required telephone. Aunt Petunia is on the phone all day. It is course to be taught by Ron Weasley's dad Arthur, practically attached to her ear. [Mrs. Dursley is titled "Muggle Studies 102". Professor Weasley, as Harry's Aunt. When Harry isn't at Hogwarts, he you all know, is a specialist in dealings with lives with the Dursley's who despise him and are Muggles, also known as humans who lack the very very suspicious of anything magical.] ability to perform magic. PROF. WEASLEY: Neville. Do you have a BACKGROUND: Harry Potter is the boy wizard question? with the lightning scar. Ron Weasley, his best NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM: Uhhhh! What are friend, is from a long line of wizards. Hermione computers? Granger, the smartest student in Hogwarts, is born of Muggle parents. In addition there is Neville PROF. WEASLEY: Later Neville. In due course, I Longbottom, a wizard who can't perform magic. will explain Muggle technology. Now, today we are And there is Harry's evil rival, Draco Malfoy. going to deal with a special type of Muggle, called a lawyer and the technology used by lawyers. Lawyer PROF. WEASLEY: Hello wizards and welcome to Muggles spend most of the day helping people Muggle Studies 102. This is a course about resolve disputes. Some of the disputes are resolved Muggles. Today's class is on Muggle technology, before judges. Other disputes, are resolved by tools that are used by Muggles to achieve what most agreements that explain the responsibilities of each wizards can accomplish with an incantation of a of the parties. And these agreements usually are spell and a swish of a wand. This class focuses on written down. Can anyone tell me how wizards computer technology and software, the prime means draft "legal agreements?" by which Muggles can proximate magic. Copyright 2006 by Basha Systems LLC, All rights reserved. Page 1 DRACO: My dad is always sending off owls to to keep track of all their appointments, with people with long written parchments [Wizards send programs like Outlook, GroupWise and Lotus their mail by owl post, attaching parchments to the Notes. Others, go a step further with group claws of the bird and telling the bird who to bring scheduling programs and case management the parchment to]. programs like Time Matters, Amicus Attorney, Abacus Law, and ProLaw. PROF. WEASLEY: But how does he write the words on the parchment? NEVILLE: What is case management? Is it just scheduling? DRACO (Sneering): You mean does he take a quill pen and dip it in ink? No way! That would be PROF. WEASLEY: No. Muggles, particularly beneath him. Dad picks up his wand and tells the lawyers, need to keep track of appointments, notes, quill, I want an agreement that will do such and tasks, events, phone calls and a myriad of details such and will be between me and so and so. The about their work. Think of a case management quill then does the writing. And if he has any program as a house elf. You tell the house elf questions, he summons another wizard and asks him everything about your schedule, your work, your a question. If the wizard is alive, Dad talks to him appointments, your thoughts. And it is the elf's job through the fireplace floo network. If the wizard is to make sure you get to each meeting, finish each dead, he conjures him up from the dead and asks his task (including the tasks assigned to the house elf), advice. and bring with you to your meetings everything you need. Like the house elf, you can ask the program PROF WEASLEY: So a wizard can draw on the all sorts of questions, like "When did I last do collective knowledge of both living and dead ______ ?" or "What did ___ and I talk about at the wizards, and through incantations draft the last meeting?" or "How long did we spend at the appropriate legal agreement. And the document will meeting and in preparation for that meeting?" You be customized by the quill to properly describe the can also ask the program (just like the elf) to make a parties and terms. complete report of everything that happened last DRACO: Muggles are too stupid to do that. week. PROF WEASLEY: No Draco. Muggles are quite HERMIONE: Wizards treat house elves like slaves. smart. But Muggles can't talk to spirits. And they They should pay them a decent living wage. don't have magic quill pens. Moreover, Muggles PROF. WEASLEY: Hermione. Please keep your can live quite far apart making it difficult to meet politics out of the classroom. ... Now, as I was with each other. saying: better control of the scheduling process can RON: Muggles can't fly on broomsticks or use the also be combined with collaboration tools that fireplace floo network. But they can make phone eliminate the need for physical meetings. There is calls, drive cars, or take airplanes. Isn't that a video conferencing that allows you to see the person solution? you are talking to. And, to allow, real collaboration, PROF WEASLEY: Not exactly. The phone just there are services like GoToMyPC.com and carries voices, which may not be enough. And WebEx.com where Muggles can invite other lawyer Muggles can have dozens of appointments Muggles to take joint control of a computer and deadlines each day. Travel to meetings takes a desktop, to share documents, and even edit a lot of time. And add on top of that the time it takes document together. to coordinate the schedules of several Muggles; it HERMIONE: Why would anyone fly an airplane may take weeks before the meeting actually occurs. when you could use GoToMyPC and a telephone HERMIONE: My Dad uses a computer to schedule video conference? his appointments. PROF. WEASLEY: Sometimes you need to meet PROF WEASLEY: To handle scheduling, people to get to know them and build a relationship Hermione is correct, some Muggles use computers based on trust and mutual interests. But once that Copyright 2006 by Basha Systems LLC, All rights reserved. Page 2 relationship is established, if you are merely seeking PROF. WEASLEY: Many Muggle lawyers charge information and advice, the actual meeting is not for their time by the hour. If it takes more time, they required. And video conferencing functions much can charge more money. Up to a certain point of like the floo network, allowing you to be in two course. Some Muggle lawyers have gotten creative places at once. and decided they can charge by the project. So long as they deliver a quality product, the clients are HERMIONE: So you can have meetings without happy, even if it takes the lawyer less time to do the traveling. You can use case management programs work. Such an approach rewards efficiency and to make sure the meetings occur. But what if the more particularly, automation. Lawyers who are person you want to meet with is too busy, simply very efficient can make a lot of money because they unavailable, or even dead? can handle more projects in the same amount of PROF. WEASLEY: Muggles, particularly lawyers, time, but still collect fees comparable to what they have a habit of writing everything down. They used had charged when they were charging by the hour. to use pen and paper. Then they used typewriters DRACO: Bah! Muggles can't be efficient. Most and carbon paper. Now most of them use computers can't even tie their shoe laces so they don't come with keyboards and screens. The words are saved in untied. "files". The files are saved on the computer hard drives. And many save the files on "shared drives" PROF. WEASLEY: Some Muggle lawyers have so they can share their wisdom with others. If you recognized that they are always making the same know the name of the file, and where it is stored, type of changes to certain types of documents. you can retrieve the words of wisdom of a dead or These Muggles have created templates of their most unavailable Muggle. commonly used documents. Where they would change the text, they first inserted blanks and put in NEVILLE: I am always forgetting my magic spells footnotes to explain how the blanks would be filled and using the wrong incantation. How can Muggles in. More enterprising Muggles began to use merge remember the proper filename or where the file is field codes found in their word processors.