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The Assholes Draft Tue., Sep 3 2013 7:00:04 PM Rounds: 16

Round 1 Round 4 1. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Aaron Rodgers QB, GNB 1. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Larry Fitzgerald WR, ARI 2. FLOATER - Peyton Manning QB, DEN 2. White Chicks - Darren McFadden RB, OAK 3. Derek Decerbo - Adrian Peterson RB, MIN 3. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Darren Sproles RB, NOR 4. Killer Whales - C.J. Spiller RB, BUF 4. Spermless Burps - DeMarco Murray RB, DAL 5. Beached Whales - Doug Martin RB, TAM 5. who-a-ho - Andre Johnson WR, HOU 6. Butcher - Arian Foster RB, HOU 6. My Brothers Keeper - Victor Cruz WR, NYG 7. My Brothers Keeper - Jamaal Charles RB, KAN 7. Butcher - Russell Wilson QB, SEA 8. who-a-ho - Drew Brees QB, NOR 8. Beached Whales - Vincent Jackson WR, TAM 9. Spermless Burps - LeSean McCoy RB, PHI 9. Killer Whales - Hakeem Nicks WR, NYG 10. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Ray Rice RB, BAL 10. Derek Decerbo - Ryan Mathews RB, SDG 11. White Chicks - Marshawn Lynch RB, SEA 11. FLOATER - Reggie Wayne WR, IND 12. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Trent Richardson RB, IND 12. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Pierre Garcon WR, WAS

Round 2 Round 5 1. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Calvin Johnson WR, DET 1. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Montee Ball RB, DEN 2. White Chicks - Dez Bryant WR, DAL 2. FLOATER - Eddie Lacy RB, GNB 3. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Alfred Morris RB, WAS 3. Derek Decerbo - Steve Smith WR, CAR 4. Spermless Burps - QB, NWE 4. Killer Whales - Dwayne Bowe WR, KAN 5. who-a-ho - Julio Jones WR, ATL 5. Beached Whales - Jason Witten TE, DAL 6. My Brothers Keeper - A.J. Green WR, CIN 6. Butcher - Tony Gonzalez TE, ATL 7. Butcher - Stevan Ridley RB, NWE 7. My Brothers Keeper - Cam Newton QB, CAR 8. Beached Whales - Matt Forte RB, CHI 8. who-a-ho - BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB, CIN 9. Killer Whales - Steven Jackson RB, ATL 9. Spermless Burps - Jordy Nelson WR, GNB 10. Derek Decerbo - David Wilson RB, NYG 10. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Colin Kaepernick QB, SFO 11. FLOATER - Frank Gore RB, SFO 11. White Chicks - Robert Griffin III QB, WAS 12. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Jimmy Graham TE, NOR 12. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Matthew Stafford QB, DET

Round 3 Round 6 1. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Chris Johnson RB, TEN 1. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Giovani Bernard RB, CIN 2. FLOATER - Demaryius Thomas WR, DEN 2. White Chicks - Eric Decker WR, DEN 3. Derek Decerbo - Roddy White WR, ATL 3. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Marques Colston WR, NOR 4. Killer Whales - Andrew Luck QB, IND 4. Spermless Burps - Vernon Davis TE, SFO 5. Beached Whales - Matt Ryan QB, ATL 5. who-a-ho - Daryl Richardson RB, STL 6. Butcher - Brandon Marshall WR, CHI 6. My Brothers Keeper - Ahmad Bradshaw RB, IND 7. My Brothers Keeper - Reggie Bush RB, DET 7. Butcher - Antonio Brown WR, PIT 8. who-a-ho - Maurice Jones-Drew RB, JAC 8. Beached Whales - Mike Wallace WR, MIA 9. Spermless Burps - Wes Welker WR, DEN 9. Killer Whales - Danny Amendola WR, NWE 10. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Randall Cobb WR, GNB10. Derek Decerbo - Tony Romo QB, DAL 11. White Chicks - TE, NWE 11. FLOATER - Kyle Rudolph TE, MIN 12. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Lamar Miller RB, MIA 12. Dirty Pirate Hookers - James Jones WR, GNB

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Round 7 Round 10 1. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Greg Olsen TE, CAR 1. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Sidney Rice WR, SEA 2. FLOATER - Torrey Smith WR, BAL 2. White Chicks - DeAndre Hopkins WR, HOU 3. Derek Decerbo - Martellus Bennett TE, CHI 3. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Cincinnati Bengals Def/ST, CIN 4. Killer Whales - Isaac Redman RB, PIT 4. Spermless Burps - Jay Cutler QB, CHI 5. Beached Whales - DeSean Jackson WR, PHI 5. who-a-ho - Owen Daniels TE, HOU 6. Butcher - Steve Johnson WR, BUF 6. My Brothers Keeper - Def/ST, NWE 7. My Brothers Keeper - Jermichael Finley TE, GNB 7. Butcher - Kenny Britt WR, TEN 8. who-a-ho - T Y Hilton WR, IND 8. Beached Whales - Pittsburgh Steelers Def/ST, PIT 9. Spermless Burps - DeAngelo Williams RB, CAR 9. Killer Whales - Josh Brown K, NYG 10. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Miles Austin WR, 10.DAL Derek Decerbo - Cecil Shorts III WR, JAC 11. White Chicks - Greg Jennings WR, MIN 11. FLOATER - Green Bay Packers Def/ST, GNB 12. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Mark Ingram RB, NOR 12. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Chris Givens WR, STL

Round 8 Round 11 1. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Tavon Austin WR, STL 1. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Andy Dalton QB, CIN 2. White Chicks - Rashard Mendenhall RB, ARI 2. FLOATER - Pierre Thomas RB, NOR 3. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Shane Vereen RB, 3. NWE Derek Decerbo - Fred Davis TE, WAS 4. Spermless Burps - Stephen Gostkowski K, NWE 4. Killer Whales - Def/ST, NYJ 5. who-a-ho - Kenbrell Thompkins WR, NWE 5. Beached Whales - Zach Sudfeld TE, NYJ 6. My Brothers Keeper - Eli Manning QB, NYG 6. Butcher - Bernard Pierce RB, BAL 7. Butcher - Matt Prater K, DEN 7. My Brothers Keeper - Matt Bryant K, ATL 8. Beached Whales - Chris Ivory RB, NYJ 8. who-a-ho - Dan Bailey K, DAL 9. Killer Whales - Jared Cook TE, STL 9. Spermless Burps - Heath Miller TE, PIT 10. Derek Decerbo - Def/ST, SFO 10. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Ben Roethlisberger QB, PIT 11. FLOATER - Vick Ballard RB, IND 11. White Chicks - Garrett Hartley K, NOR 12. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Fred Jackson RB, BUF 12. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Denarius Moore WR, OAK

Round 9 Round 12 1. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Chicago Bears Def/ST, CHI 1. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Darrius Heyward-Bey WR, IND 2. FLOATER - Golden Tate WR, SEA 2. White Chicks - Joe Flacco QB, BAL 3. Derek Decerbo - Mike Williams WR, TAM 3. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Anquan Boldin WR, SFO 4. Killer Whales - Lance Moore WR, NOR 4. Spermless Burps - Shonn Greene RB, TEN 5. Beached Whales - Michael Vick QB, PHI 5. who-a-ho - Ben Tate RB, HOU 6. Butcher - Denver Broncos Def/ST, DEN 6. My Brothers Keeper - Jermaine Gresham TE, CIN 7. My Brothers Keeper - Brandon Pettigrew TE, DET 7. Butcher - Alex Smith QB, KAN 8. who-a-ho - Antonio Gates TE, SDG 8. Beached Whales - Michael Floyd WR, ARI 9. Spermless Burps - New York Giants Def/ST, NYG 9. Killer Whales - Bilal Powell RB, NYJ 10. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Brandon Myers TE, 10. NYG Derek Decerbo - Matt Schaub QB, HOU 11. White Chicks - Seattle Seahawks Def/ST, SEA 11. FLOATER - Brian Hartline WR, MIA 12. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Jordan Cameron TE, CLE 12. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Rueben Randle WR, NYG

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Round 13 Round 16 1. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Julius Thomas TE, DEN 1. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - David Akers K, DET 2. FLOATER - Josh Freeman QB, MIN 2. White Chicks - Kendall Hunter RB, SFO 3. Derek Decerbo - Le'Veon Bell RB, PIT 3. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Randy Bullock K, HOU 4. Killer Whales - Stephen Hill WR, NYJ 4. Spermless Burps - Vincent Brown WR, SDG 5. Beached Whales - Mikel Leshoure RB, DET 5. who-a-ho - Zach Ertz TE, PHI 6. Butcher - Danny Woodhead RB, SDG 6. My Brothers Keeper - Ryan Broyles WR, DET 7. My Brothers Keeper - Cordarrelle Patterson WR, MIN 7. Butcher - Kendall Wright WR, TEN 8. who-a-ho - EJ Manuel QB, BUF 8. Beached Whales - Steven Hauschka K, SEA 9. Spermless Burps - Brent Celek TE, PHI 9. Killer Whales - Atlanta Falcons Def/ST, ATL 10. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Houston Texans Def/ST,10. Derek HOU Decerbo - St. Louis Rams Def/ST, STL 11. White Chicks - Jacquizz Rodgers RB, ATL 11. FLOATER - Washington Redskins Def/ST, WAS 12. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Dwayne Allen TE, IND 12. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Bryce Brown RB, PHI

Round 14 1. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Kenny Stills WR, NOR 2. White Chicks - Greg Little WR, CLE 3. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Blair Walsh K, MIN 4. Spermless Burps - Coby Fleener TE, IND 5. who-a-ho - Ronnie Hillman RB, DEN 6. My Brothers Keeper - Knowshon Moreno RB, DEN 7. Butcher - Michael Bush RB, CHI 8. Beached Whales - Emmanuel Sanders WR, PIT 9. Killer Whales - Justin Blackmon WR, JAC 10. Derek Decerbo - Justin Tucker K, BAL 11. FLOATER - Ed Dickson TE, BAL 12. Dirty Pirate Hookers - San Diego Chargers Def/ST, SDG

Round 15 1. Dirty Pirate Hookers - Phil Dawson K, SFO 2. FLOATER - Sebastian Janikowski K, OAK 3. Derek Decerbo - Dexter McCluster WR, KAN 4. Killer Whales - Marcedes Lewis TE, JAC 5. Beached Whales - Baltimore Ravens Def/ST, BAL 6. Butcher - Riley Cooper WR, PHI 7. My Brothers Keeper - Alshon Jeffery WR, CHI 8. who-a-ho - New Orleans Saints Def/ST, NOR 9. Spermless Burps - Scott Chandler TE, BUF 10. Majestic Steeds *League Champion* *Fuck You Gary* - Tyler Eifert TE, CIN 11. White Chicks - Rob Housler TE, ARI 12. Don't Touchdown There Sandusky - Dallas Cowboys Def/ST, DAL

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