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of the newest AIDS virus, reported "Untrained volunteers may not Restaurant brawl tables By John Hamilton in the media recently. have all the correct information," The Post Secondary AIDS Peer "And people are asking for she said. "And we'd rather be SA parties at Assiniboine Education Project (PSAPEP) is condoms even if they're giving out no information than coming to and end. monogamous," she said, noting that wrong information." Red River is just one of five monogamy for many college-aged Law is meeting with the other post-secondary institutions in the By Carlene Sheard students means "they're members of the committee in the province that took pan in the monogamous with a different near future to discuss their plan of There will be no more Christmas comparable facility," Fardoe said. project. It will also end at Brandon cheer for the SA, at least not in the Fardoe also stated that he has person every six months." action. University, St. Boniface College, Because the peers undergo "We're looking at a number of Assiniboine Room, that is. extended apologies to the and the universities of Manitoba Maresultofatablebeingbroken Hospitality Department, and that extensive and ongoing training, options — I can't really say what and Winnipeg. Phyllis Law, Law said it would be impossible to they are, although the likelihood is during a dispute at the SA Council/ the SA takes full responsibility for supervisor of the RRCC Health Programming Christmas party on the incident. operate the program with that, if we get funding to continue, Centre, oversees the project for the volunteers. The time commitment it will come from a number of Dec. 19, the SA has been banned "The SA is accountable for college. from using the Assiniboine room is only part of the problem. sources." whatever events it holds, and we "It was a three-year project," for future similar functions. do look after our own affairs. Law said, stressing there were no "It was an unfortunate incident, Precautions have been taken so cuts involved in its coming to an but there were similar problems that such an incident will not occur end. "The first year was federally Phyllis Law: "We'll still be giving out free condoms." last year, and with this table again," said Fardoe. funded, and Ottawa did fulfill its incident, we fear more extensive successful it was. She points to Ho: students will believe The Hospitality Department obligation. Beyond that, it was Kids in the Hall each Friday at Red damage. Therefore, the SA is some of the questions received emphasizes that the ban has been funded by the provincial Dept. of River. It is just one of the project's banned from using the Assiniboine through the Bathroom Betty and put in place to avoid future Health." several elements ending in March. Room for functions where alcohol Johnny Note program as evidence whatever story they want problems, not because of any Law said the PSAPEP— which "We'll still be giving out free is involved, and no staff member is animosity towards the current SA provided AIDS information and condoms at the Health Centre," that people were becoming much present to monitor their activity," But Louie, I'm tellin' ya, I'll have da money... more informed about the nature of By Tish Nelson council. condoms to most Manitoba post- said Law, adding the condoms are said Barb Hogue, an instructor from the disease, and concerned about Post-Secondary AIDS Peer concerned about those starting "We have nothing against the secondary students and staff — provided to the college by the the Hospitality Department, and safe sex. Education Project peer, and RRCC school in the fall of 1993, and council. We feel that they have was a great success. Based on the manufacturers, free of charge. ("It's manager of the Assiniboine Room. By Carlene Sheard Students' Asociation vice president subsequent years. taken the proper action and have a promotional thing.") "We used to get questions like, "The Assiniboine Room is a There might be more benefits to higher education than you think. idea that students are more Amy Ho, said students will "New students will be at greater acted responsibly in regards to this Law said it's unfortunate that 'Will I get AIDS if I use a water classroom. We need equipment The SA is examining the possibility of instituting a health and dental plan for RRCC students. receptive to talking about AIDS definitely suffer if the PSAPEP risk because they won't have had issue. We have accepted their the project is ending just at the time fountain?'," she said. "Now we're available, and if equipment is not "Right now, we're looking into it. We're checking out the costs and the possibility and feasibility and sex with their peers, 150 to 200 cannot be continued. the benefit of any exposure to the apology. The ban exists as a it was becoming clear just how getting questions about the nature available, we cannot train our safeguard against future of implementing it," said SA president Gordon Fardoc. condoms were distributed by The "If the students are not being Kids in the Hall." students," she said. problems," said Hogue. Fardoc said that ideally, there would be no increase in student fees to budget for the proposed plan. educated they're going to believe Secondyearnursing studentJane SA president Gordon Fardoe said The councillor involved in the "If there is an increase, it would be minimal, but what we're looking at right now is if it's possible whatever myths they choose," she Truscott said the cuts are that he hopes the SA can come to incident, Jack Carr, refused to to reallocate the funds from the student fees so that the costs for a health and dental plan would be said. "It is the education that "disgraceful." an agreement with the college discuss the incident . accounted for," said Fardoe. eliminates all the doubts and false Although she receives extensive regarding the ban. "I don't want this running in the Currently, the SA is waiting for information from various insurance companies on their notes and assumptions." AIDS education in the nursing "But if we can't come to an paper. If it runs in the paper, I'll go services. Ho said while students atending program, she said that "the agreement, then we will look to Tony Knowles or to Cord Fardoe "We want a company that will give the best bang for your buck," Fardoe said. the college this year should be education for other students is outside the college for a and have it stopped," said Carr. Appeals overhauled relatively well-informed, she is essential as well." Education review generates fairer COMitatiOn Meeting INTERESTED CFS still protesting C-76 hearings, more support for students Revised Academic & By Kim Coghill Discipline Appeals IN FORMING A Ho charges loan rates haven't been renewed for nine years Students and staff facing appeals representative." Disciplinary appeals received an now have more places to turn for The policy says students may additional change: students help. choose anyone they wish as a silent punished for vandalism, theft, Policies & Procedures TOASTMASTERS At the end of November, a policy observer or a representative, assault, and obscenity can now be By Kim Coghill Students' Association Vice determine how much a student is review by the Department of including SA, student advocate, suspended or expelled immediately Maybe they should call President Amy Ho, who brought eligible for. • • • • • Education guaranteed counselling staff, college staff at instead of going through a period themselves The Canadian Fed-up Dearing and colleague Denise "What if you're married, but your ON CAMPUS? the right to assistance in large, or an individual of their of probation. students. Doherty-Delorrne in to speak to spouse has a minimum-wage job? • Students and staff are invited to participate in order academic and choice. Yadao, who is on the selection The Canadian Federation of Student Council last week, agrees. They can't support you while you preparing to discisss the revised policies & procedures which disciplinary appeals Anther difference is a clearer committee for the SA's new Students, a national lobbying "Losing that six-month grace go to school," she pointed out. have been approved recendy by the •the right to have someone difference between the two types professional advocate, said he and organization for post-secondary period adds another fifty dollars She also bristles at the idea of accompany them through all stages of appeals - Academic and the SA will be choosing several Minister of Education and Training. education, has had it. with student for every thongand dollars you owe. parents being required to co-sign of the appeals process Disciplinary - which are frequently people,rather than just one, to make loans. Usually when you graduate, you the loans for security. Meeting #1: •the right to call and question confused. a pool of advocates. CFS representative Kevin don't find work right away," she "You are the one taking out the witnesses. Academic appeals contest how "We'll make a list of people Dearing says the federal said. "If you don't have a job, loan; you should be responsible January 20, 1993 Previously, the policy did not an instructor evaluates a person's we've selected, including a short government's latest bill, C-76, you're only digging yourself into a enough to repay it as well. The address those options, except to academic performance, (i.e. list of their skills, and provide it to cutting off the six-month interest- bigger hole. majority of people who are taking II am - I pm allow the student to be represented grades), and disciplinary appeals the client (student) at the time they free period following graduation, "Living on Kraft Dinner is no the time to go back to school do by a Students' Association deal with how the college chooses need an advocate." Building E-308 unfairly targets those who make an fun." have the intention of paying them advocate - usually the vice- to discipline a student for their The list has been pared down honest attempt to repay their loans. Ho is also concerned that loan back. • • • president. conduct, (i.e. kicking them out for from 30 applicants to nine, and Show Your Support By He thinks the responsibility for rates haven't been revised since Although CFS has been asking "The SA was not necessarily the cheating or stealing). Yadao said names will be released loan defaults lies with government 1984. "Everything else is going up Red River to become a member first choice of the student," said Also, the chair of the appeals within four weeks. Meeting #2 not creating employment. - living expenses, inflation, tuition, and has offered the SA a 2-year Signing Up At the Dean of Student Affairs Fausto committee may be from outside •RRCC is holding two public "The student default rate is 10%. books - the most a student can get trial membership at half price January 21, 1993 Yadao. "This change allows the college. The chair can select consultation meetings to explain The unemployment rate is 11%. I is $4,305. After tuition, they only (S40,500/year instead of S81,00), students and staff members to be another external committee and discuss the changes January Students' Association Office, see a connection there," said the have about 53000 left to live on for Ho said that's not an option right I I am - I pm directly involved in choosing their member if they think it's necessary. 20 & 21 from 11:00-1:00 in E306. longtime activist. ten months...That's where the food now. Room DM20. The Canadian Federation of bank came from." "They provide a lot of services, Building E-308 Students wants Student Loans to Ho also finds the criteria used to like TravelCuts and StudentSaver Moe* 12 to a ripest of Moan • 1- be revised, but this isn't the determine loans unfair. plans. But we can't just raise direction they hoped change would Variables like living at home, everyone's student fees by $6.00. The Projector, January 18, 1993 take. having a car, and being married all The Projector, January 18, 1993 0

the debate over pornography was Etruscan's persecution of the Royal She'd have to go to work in an It's Hurricane Thompson! raging pretty hot and heavy. It was House of Miasma, with all its Regardless of who is at the helm of the "Progressive" armored tank. Conservative party in this year's election, he or she will be the next I hope all of you radical feminists particularly interesting for me quidditative banalities." So council, under HER prime minister of Canada. are happy. because the issue found two of my Meanwhile, a couple of babes in worship's rule, has created new Since Mulroney is unlikely to step aside, Canadians can look Those of you who voted for least favorite interest groups in bikinis, flogging Schlitz Malt ways of drawing blood from dry forward to five more years of his (absolutely terrible) leadership. Thompson because she was the opposite corners. Liquor during a Twins game, is stones. There are a number of reasons why he'll get back in. None have only real woman mayor candidate On one hand, the feminist supposed to make every guy with These revolutionary income to do with him — but rather with the people running against him. (as Pollock is androgynous - contingent sought tougher laws at least one healthy nut run out and generators are called levies and The Liberals have made mistake after mistake in the last decade. Ted Turner's smiling - the war Natalie and Ronnie are actually against the exploitation and rape the Flying Nun. fees — totally different animals After unceremoniously dumping John Turner, they made the again rages in Iraq. the same person). degradation of women. What a load of steaming, Grade- from the single-celled property unfathomable blunder of choosing Jean Chretien as leader. CNN's ratings are bound to soar Now we have a confused, Bravo and amen! A crapola. tax. Chretien is a very nice fellow, with lots of great ideas (probably), as high as a Stealth bomber soon. chauffeur-driven, homophobe for On the other side were the arts This argument sounds It is proposed we pay a 50 but he's been around too long to get elected. He's yesterday's man. Saddam has riled up the a mayor. communities, fighting any decree suspiciously like: "I'm a cultured cents-per-foot frontage levy. The NDP (who would have had a real chance with Ed Broad- Americans by ruthlessly killing But at least she's a woman! limiting their right to express individual, with a superior capacity If this isn't a property tax, what bent) elected Audrey McLaughlin. She listens to people, and Kurds, ignoring the "no fly zone", And those of you who voted for themselves in the manner they for intellectualizing images of the hell is it? consults with other members and advisors, which is, in theory, the and most recently invading a UN Thompson believing she would not choose. human degradation while way politicians should conduct themselves, but the country isn't ammunition bunker. raise property taxes - well there's But at least she's a woman. Hallelujah! (I like to exercise my maintaining my sensitivity to the ready for something as sensible as that — it's not flashy enough. Hem comes the sequel to Desert the proverbial swampland in I remember hearing jokes and freedom of speech every now and feminist struggle." (Nor are Canadians ready for a socialist woman as prime minister). Storm starring the original cast Florida for you. snide comments about Norrie — then myself.) Translation: "Keep your paws Preston Manning will hurt the Tories in the West. But the votes members, less one Schwartzkoff Maybe property taxes, as we or Mayor Plaid as he was known. In the Great Canadian democratic off my porno. I've got a Masters he's stealing from them likely would have gone to the Liberals, so who retired. know them, won't rise — but But never, I mean never, have Stop the puke-mobile, there's a with assault or give me back my arrested intellectual development tradition, they reached a Degree in Ground Water their support is being further diffused. Those familiar names from two everything else will. I heard so many people as `bile-backup' on the Larry Whiner old cartoons. If eight-year-olds can from watching incongruent compromise that, simply put, Engineering; I live in a beige split- Now Mel Hurtig has started his own party — with the years ago will once again flash on But hey, at least she's a woman. dumbfounded and frustrated by a Turnpike! handle it, I think us middle-aged, cartoon storyl ines. The jokes don't translates into "Screw Lance level in Island Lakes; and if my unfortunate name of the National Party. (We know he's not a Nazi, the bottom of your screen; Colin Recently, under our scared-for- politician's victory as I have over They've buggered Bugs Bunny! beautiful-sensitive-men types can, make any sense. Is this what they Lunchbucket and all his pals down wife finds out I've gone to the but the National Party?) Hurtig must realize he won't win a single (as in semi) Powell, Dick Cheney, her-life mayor, it was a viable the election of our new mayor. Some time ago, the touchy-feely too. mean by 'senseless violence'? at the nudie-bar"! nudie bar, she'll banish me to the seat. (It took a few years for the Reform Party to win a seat, and it Wolfe Blitzer etc. etc. option to lay off police officers as As I have said in the past, hug-squad' snipped the violence The saddest part is that when How can we throw kids logic- Hey, don't get me wrong. TV room forever." had a much stronger constituency in some areas. Well, Alberta). The storm is brewing again so a way to control city costs. Thompson did not win the race, out of the Bugs Bunny cartoons, they edited out all the sledge- busting curveballs like this and Spending half a week's pay at the Oh sure. The folks who write That Hurtig has chosen to start a new party now — which will do sic back, pop some corn, and Brilliant. When a mayorofacity she bought it. because it might inhibit a child's hammers to the skull, and beak- still expect them to comprehend Saturday afternoon "Flip, Flop and these plays do their best to write nothing but diffuse the already weak support of the government's ...damn it's a repeat. I saw this one has a chauffeur-driven security But at least we finally have a development of conflictresolutions twistin' shotgun blasts, they still Tess of the D' Urbervilles. It's an Flounce—Look But Don't Touch the 'dirty bits' into the storyline- only viable opposition — is beyond belief. He bills himself as the the American's win. guard because the streets aren't woman mayor. skills. Meanwhile, Kevin, Home left in the punchlines. Their editing insult to the Judaic-Christian story- Saloon" isn't my idea of "I say we have her take a bath on most concerned Canadian in the country, but the National Party Back at the ranch we have our safe, how can we feasibly reduce CIAO — and thanks for Alone's `wunderbratten,' is the jobs were about as subtle as Jeff telling tradition. entertainment. But for that matter, stage...nice and slow like..I got it! will take support away from the Liberals and the NDP. own storm brewing. the police force? reading, Jon. world's biggest movie hero for `Bones' Dahmer performing low- When I was a kid, I lived on neither is putting on a bowtie and Okay, her dad's kinda weird, see, Last but not least, the Bloc Quebecois will further erode Liberal pummeling the living ape-snot out budget circumcisions in the cartoons, and the only violence I watching a bunch of melancholy and we need to have her naked so of two actual humans, and it's backseat of the 'Tilt-a-Whirl.' was capable of was laughing so cabbages on stilts, doing their 'oh- that the audience can see this support in that province, just when it was poised to swing away RRCC WELLNESS PROGRAM from Mulroney. But how do you make sense of a party whose `laughs ahoy' for a theatre full of We're talking `hackfest.' hard I'd blow shredded wheat out so-clever' dramatic interpretation wicked scar right above her crotch JANUARY platform is underpinned by the destruction of the country. high-living eight-year-olds. Imagine all the confused kids my nose—and I don't mean spoon- of Stephen Hawking's A Brief area."

- is an annual event of the Canadian Council on Smoking If the election were a three-way race, the Liberals and NDP Jan. 17 23: National Non-Smoking Week: This Either charge this little fuzznuts that are going to grow up with sized. History of Time. Oh, please! would form a coalition, and (try to) undo the damage done by the and Health designed to promote public awareness and action on tobacco issues. The theme for 1993 is These well- To each their own, I suppose. They have a shower at Teaser's, "Young Girls and Smoking: It's Not a Pretty Picture.' FTA and GST — and stop NAFTA before it's too late. 1+1 External Affairs and Affaires exterieures et intentioned do-gooders The point is, there seems to be an too. But they don't put a lot of fuss As it is — as a result of his opponents' unending bungling — Jan. 20: Weedless Wednesday: It's a day designated to encourage smokers to butt out! If interested in International Trade Canada Commerce exterieur Canada should rethink their implicit belief that 'culturally into the storyline. It's more of a Brian Mulroney will still be prime minster this time next year. smoking cessation programs, information is available at the Health Centre, HM08. hatchet job on poor old superior' people can use any sort of `musical review.' Massage Therapy Demonstration: Learn this relaxation technique from masseuse Karen Barker, John Hamilton Bugs' monumental nudity, language, or sex-death-food So... 12 - 12:45 in Room E - 314. cinematic achievements. symbolism they want, to make their I want my Bugs Bunny back, FEBRUARY Come to think of it, the point, and their audience will walk dammit! Unedited. With all the Feb. 4: Heart Healthy Lunch Menu: Presented by the Voyageur Dining Room in recognition of Heart Month. RUGS: current censorship issue away with the politically correct sledgehammers, shotguns, and Feb. 9: Lung Function Testing: Buffalo Alcove from 9:30 am - 220 pm is pretty troubling in a interpretation, e.g.: "The topless, dorsal nudity that their storylines Feb. 10 Lung Function Testing: Buffalo Alcove from 9:30 am - 2:30 pm couple of ways. locker-room masturbation scene is deserve. Feb. 11: Lung Function Testing: Voyageur Dining Room Alcove from 9:30 am -2:30 pm MY TRIP As I recall, last year an insightful allegory of the Post- Period. Feb. Doc 15: Toughlove: Parents With Teens learn to deal more effectively with teens from Olive Wail of the St. James area Parents' Support Group, 12-12:45 in Room E-308. Feb. 16: Blood Pressure Clinic: Buffalo Alcove, 9:30 am - 2:30 pm Feb. 17: Blood Donor Clinic: South Gym from 10 am - 3 pm

3RD ANNUAL

II • BUSINESS To the Editor, The Projector is Red River Community College's official complete disregard for common Islands and Vietnam have one thing CONFERENCE Someone should tell Correy student newspaper. It is published by the RRCC Students' sense and the dictates of Malthusian in common--five things Coney Myco that if he is determined to be Hosted by: Association on alternate Mondays from September to June, economics. You know those crazy Myco knows nothing about... an asshole, he should at least try to RED RIVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE, with a circulation of 5,000. Africans, they're just like a bunch Linking these five events with be an interesting asshole. The Projector's mandate is to provide fair and objective of rabbits! Somalian relief efforts is simply BUSINESS & APPLIED ARTS DIVISION I must confess that my first coverage of issues and events of interest to Red River's Unfortunately, Mr. Myco has fatuous and empty-headed. Conference Theme: attempt to wade through his students. Any interested parties are invited to contribute. failed to grasp a couple of key Stupidity, of course, is not Mr. laborious prose of Dec. 13 ended ECONOMIC INNOVATION AND Letters to the Editor are welcome on any subject, but must concepts here, like drought and Myco's greatest sin—ineptitude is. after only a few stilted paragraphs. ENTREPRENEURSHIP IN MANITOBA be signed. The Projector reserves the right to edit for good civil war. Disjointed, trite and boring, his Drugs and international travel: It was only after someone drew my Keynote Speaker. taste, length and legality. I'm not exactly sure how he has copy slumbers along, shattered attention to the outrageously a dangerous mix. The Editors can be contacted in Trailer K, through the arrived at the conclusion that only occasionally by screeching MR. RUSS HOOD, F.E.I.C., F.C.S.C.E., P.Eng. ignorant mid-point of his column VICE PRESIDENT OF UMA GROUP Students' Association office, or by calling 632-2479. For Somalia is fundamentally insensitivity. I've read Public easy to find, but you can bet that I began to sit up and take n many countries, drugs are advertising information, call 632-2473, or FAX 632-7896. overpopulated, but he better rush Relations textbooks that were more ((C Red River that using or transporting them is illegal. Penalties can be 11\. Community College notice. the formula over to China, India, engaging. I DATE: APRIL 6TH, 1993 Somalia, Mr. Myco pontificates, EDITOR-IN-CHIEF, John Hamilton and Indonesia so they can embark If Mr. Myco insists upon severe: hard labour, a life sentence or even the death Rm D101 PLACE: HOLIDAY INN has "too many people for the 2055 Notre Dame on that mass sterilization program inflicting his appalling work on penalty. Being a Canadian won't get you special treatment. Winnipeg, MB CROWNE PLAZA R3H 0J9 country to ever be prosperous. and avert the impending the Projector-reading public, he NEWS EDITOR, Kim Coghill Partner ,n CONTACT: KAREN KNIGHT Maybe, with birth control and this catastrophe. should at least have the decency to PHONE )Mil canada's (204) 632-2444 massive famine, Somalia can reach The offensiveness of Mr. Myco's inject some small amount of wit or FAX STUDENT DELEGATE ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR, Ray Puro drug United (204) 632-7834 a realistic supportable population." ideas are matched by his shallow imagination into it. REGISTRATION FEE: $35.00 This is a truly brilliant idea. The strategy Canada, PRODUCTION COORDINATOR, Diana Giesbrecht understanding of international Sincerely, way Somalians have dug their own relations. His list of Desert Storm, Jon Jenkins grave by defiantly propagating, in Bay of Pigs, Grenada, Falkland Creative Communications The Projector, January 18, 1993 The Projector, January 18, 1993

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By Staff from the first journal because we 7,401 So SAP, PAD. . Alumni Director Linda Truss- didnt't really launch an appeal," vt SEEN rnA ►f At4- vEn , I Rebut/ ?Awn "AG A se1 PORIVITSSAY Baron had a new Christmas gift for Truss-Baron said. MAZE SO- I FRon>111 13 gEthi By Tish Nelson "You can't just walk in with C AL-10. sot.) run, grads this December. SSE H A RRY 'S gat/Nick° For your S.A. P.R. person The Alumni Association your hand out. I wanted to get the evtglTh ird AwARCHlif Au gio#1: Some (CAP Pirmact, The produced the beginning of its first energy going, build an interest. 3 cAT BEEN XV hi OA It 0-04 CONTEST' major fundraising venture, an Maybe in the next issue we'll make THE rnoTEIWAY, timoticA:3 woRKItiv- The first ever Elimination of the Students' Association.) may not be around forever... catch eight-page glossy colour magazine, it a little more obvious." pEctAitf) WA e on rvss4 A , OH - AN D Num si Descrimination essay contest is on The topic is not specific but you them in the halls while you can. • Open to all students December 23. The Alumni Journal cost $4,700 rat* cyst Acus-rsii and now is the time to get your can narrow your essay down to a January 28th: Nooner ! ! ! Today's 10,000 copies were mailed to to print 10,000 copies. The second for.S••11•Ur f I • entries in. particular aspect if you choose. incredible feature presentation is • Prizes awarded for 3-best grads all over North America, installment of the quarterly ACrAt.J.-• • The contest is open to all students (i.e. a certain race or religion) FUJAHTIVE!!! Formed in 1986, anywhere Truss could find them, publication will be out late April It SP v5 registered at Red River For more information on the this eight member reggae band has entries as well as and she says only three have been or early May. It comes out in spring, Flvtit 11tc) Community College and cash contest, please go to the Students' an impressive array of grooving, returned. They've even been fall, and winter. 1VESDA4 prizes will be given to the winning Association and ask for Amy Ho danceable original tunes sure to publication in the Projector getting a few hundred dollars in "It's really taken on a life of its contestants in each division, as well or Tish Nelson: Also be sure to please everyone. Their fine donations already, even though own now," Truss-baron said. Honorary mention will as various other prizes for other check the poster boards and the performances have earned them • they didn't ask for money this issue. Students interested can get a cop y entries. Projector for contest updates. the Canadian Reggae Music Award "I was advised by my colleagues in her office (C216), or at the January 20th: Attention !!! All for best album in 1991 and aCFNY receive donated prizes not to expect any money to come in Students' Association. What to do: Write an essay (poems will also be accepted) on those who are taking off for the big C.A.S.B.Y. Award nomination in the topic of the elimination of Florida trip are to go to the White 1989 for best reggae group. (Not discrimination. The length should Lecture Theatre for a meeting at to mention they've backed up bands Deadline: March 1, 1993 be a minimum of 500 words and noon today. Topic of the day: such as Shabba Ranks, Judy should not go past 1000 words. fundraising ideas! Mowatt, Sugar Minott, Culture, For more information, contact Begining now, the contest is January 21st Attention !!! Once Yellow man and Eck-A-Mouse) open until March 1st and all entries again, there will be a meeting in Don't forget. every Friday there TISH NELSON, SA Public received must be typed, double- the White Lecture Theatre for all are feature movies in the tower spaced and handed in to the those going on the Florida trip. Lounge at 12:00 p.m. and 2:00 Relations Director, 632-2375, Students' Association office The topic is the same but the time p.m. Pop corn is also on sale (DM20) by noon on March 1st.. will be at 4:00 p.m., January 22nd. during these times for fifty cents. or Room DM20, (A list of rules etc. is available at Remember, the Kids In The Hall

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Throw caution to the wind and check out Guy Maddin's "Careful". Leolo gets rubbed the wrong way: it's a good thing he brought his snorkeL

students at the local school for with sound (if that makes any and fresh-faced Charlie Simms to O'Donnell, is a poor but straight- and son relationship in which they Careful Leolo thighs of his mother, who sits on butlers, not only vie for the favors sense). The cinematography strives accompany him on his last laced senior from the local boys each have something to teach and review by Ray A. Puro the toilet in the candlelight, gently of the same girl but the attention of more for texture than clarity, and review by Roberta escapade of sin in New York. learn from the other. coaxing a miserable baby Leo to prep school hired to act as Slade's their mother as well. But wait— the the sound is reminiscent of the Anderson Slade, played convincingly by Writer Bo Goldman, who also Int have the desired daily bowel babysitter/guide dog for the girl. and the mother have lustful earliest talkies. Because of this, SKI BANFF veteran actor Al Pacino, is the wroteOneFlew Over the Cuckoo's This much heralded (and Leolo, the latest film by Quebec movement. Thanksgiving weekend. secrets of their own. Along the much of the viewer's attention is calla 3daypackagesasIlWaS director Jean-Claude Lauzon, is Like memories or dreams, the retired Army officer blinded by his Instead of luggage, Charlie Nest and Melvin and [toward completely incestuous) product from the slightly demented mind way there is much anguish and focused on the film's delivery than strange and wonderful. film drifts from scene to scene, own grenade antics. More than brings added emotional baggage deserves credit for keeping the 2- ( fligtat, death which makes this a comedy its content. But this is all right, for 135044 unconnected yet satisfying, moving claiming his sight, the grenade left 1/2 hour movie from becoming of director Guy Maddin (Talesfrom $ Leolo is the second film by on the trip. Charlie is one of only of the blacker variety. (as with any good art film) it is per person, based on double occupancy ULTIMATE towards and shaping the inevitable Slade afraid of reality and his own is Gimli Hospital, Archangel) has SKI Lauzon, his firstbeing 1987'sNight two students able to identify tedious. Instead, the audience For those familiar with Maddin refreshing to see celluloid Includes: private SNOW end. future. finally arrived in Winnipeg. Zoo. The film takes place in the vandals who paint-bombed the trapped in the humorous antics and they won't be surprised with the employed in creative and unusual accommodation, breakfast, EXPERIENCE Reflecting life, the film can be Once an important man, Slade is After receiving due attention REPORT late fifties in Montreal, and focuses dean's car. Of course, the dean wrenching discovery of the way this story is rendered on film. ways. lift vouchers for Sunshine, embarrassingly human: The now pickling his miserable self from both the New York and Lake Louise and Mystic Lifts and Lodging on a poor French-Canadian boy in knows Charlie has the information journey. But for those who are not, a word What can I say? If you feel like humiliation of a daily enforced from within by Jack Daniels while Toronto film festivals, as well as Ridge/Norquay, free as low as his early teens named Leo, played and is holding a Harvard Although the ending is of warning is in order— this is not a a walk on the wild side, check it. bowel movement, Leo's discovery his mind rots away in a small New predictable and neatly tied, it can great reviews from publications shuttle service, coupon for remarkably by Maxime Collin. scholarship over Charlie's head in mainstream picture. The out. Your January may not get night skiing at Mystic $26pp/night of sexual pleasure and subsequent England town. like The Village Voice, Interview Leo makes life in the tenement exchange for the scoop. be forgiven in light of the stellar experience of Careful is best shorter , but it certainly will be Ridge/Norquay. (Hostel•3 Day) obsessive masturbation, the Charlies Simms, played by Throughout the movie, the performances and story of Scent of Magazine, and Maclean' s, Careful with his odd family tolerable described as viewing a foreign more interesting. (403) 762-3560 through writings and fantasy. His unexpected fear that paralyzes talented newcomer Chris unlikely pair develop an odd father a Woman. comes home for it's Cinematheque Central Reservations language, colorized, silent picture Calgary direct (403) 266-6846 (604) 423-9284 survival is dependent on his belief Leo's muscular brother Fernand debut (Jan. 15 to 21). that he is not of his family. when he is confronted with a bully Co—written with University of FERNIE SNOW VALLEY is Leo fantasizes that he was half his size. Manitoba film and theatre WICA Ski Area Road, conceived, miraculously, through In the end, after a sad and pathetic professor George Toles, Maddin's E3 As. NJ F F Fernie B.C. VOB 1M1 a Sicilian masturbator, whose scene of pm-pubescent boys clad Careful is as off—beat a comedy as sperm lodged itself in his mother in black leather, desperately you will likely find. when she accidentally fell on some boasting, drinking beer and The story is set in the fictitious WEST LOUISE LODGE tomato crates. smoking cigarettes, Leolo cannot Swiss Alpine. village of Tolzbad Through fantasy, Leo transcends survive. The dreaming becomes where the inhabitants live in MII ► -WEEK SNEAK his young misery and become impossible, stops, and Leo finally perpetual fear of avalanches and, as such, no one talks above a i per Leolo Lozone, whose Sicilian soul goes under. IE ,Rom$ 8r- person whisper. But the caution displayed quad is misunderstood. 44 4 cPhillips St. 783 Leolo lives by the creed of the Scent of a Woman by the community does not stop N PACKAGE INCLUDES: tamer, "Because I dream, I' m not." Review by Maureen with the volume level of utterances. •2 day lift pass for Lake Louise The tamer is a mysterious Britton Here the overriding philosophy is that life is too precious to ever take •2 nights accommodation benefactor who bears witness to If you're going to call your movie risks and so you get what you would •2 heaftv breakfasts Leolo's life. Scent of a Woman, it had better not • Winnipeg's Newest Dance Bar T.P.'s expect, people so anal retentive •free guided tour of ski area Because Leolo dreams, he be a stinker. • Large New Dance Floor & Light Show that you expect to find diamonds *free shuttle bus service becomes someone better, someone Like the scented woman Pacino Nightly Drink Specials up their wazoos. • Contests & 'axes not inducted higher. Dreaming keeps Leolo skillfully sniffs out, producer/ However, beneath this • Ladies Night—Thursday with Male Strippers, afloat, and keeps him from going director Martin Brest's movie does Dial 2-LOUISE (Calgary 256-8473) $360 Cash Giveaway & Free Carnation To the under like his other siblings. well without being too sweet or Calvinistic exterior seethes dark, 14300-567-6262 (Outside Calgary) The film is a moving mix of flowery in this 1993 version of sexual appetites which manifest First 150 Ladies Call for reservations or information on other lake Louise Ski Packages reality, fantasy, humor and innocence versus bitterness. themselves in the adultery and • Bring On the Night—Sound-Sational incest of some of the town's CANADA'S FAVOURITE SKI AREA downright absurdity. Similar to 1989's Rainman, the IT'S NEWYEARS EVERY WEEKEND It covers a visual spectrum from inhabitants. It seems brothers movie revolves around the ATT.Fts DANCE BAR! the haunting green hills of Leolo's cantankerous and cynical Li Col. Johann (Brent Neale) and k Lake Louise Sicily to the massive quivering Frank Slade who steals away naive Pacino sniffs out his surroundings in "Scent Of A Woman". Griggorss (Kyle McCulloch),

The Projector, January 18, 1993 The Projector, January 18, 1993 11 10 Off the Shelf Beck and uke: music gm at large

11-1.4 the First Night catastrophe. The Welfare Starlets: One of the many victims of The Babe editing-room floor, she is left to sit the characters and their situations. and Benjamin eventually falls in Gladiator in the stands and cheer when Ruth Give it a try- you may find yourself love with Mrs. Robinson's by Kenton Larsen review by Ray A. Puro I .ast year saw the release of three hits a homer, and look worried just like Riegert's character and beautiful daughter Elaine baseball movies: Mr. Baseball when he gets into a fight. never want to leave. (Katherine Ross) even though Mrs. Goodman, unfortunately, has yet R forbids him to date her. The Boxing pictures are really a Jason Beck Nevin Duke (steerike one!), The Babe (steerike predictable lot. Most of them follow two!) and A League of Their Own to appear in a film that allows him viewer is then left to see whether to be as likeable as he really is. Benjamin will be corrupted or a similar plot line- quietly macho If many of the city's arts groups of the $3,500 they were owed There are probably a few of you But I felt even more sorry for SUNDAY (homerun!). Two strikes aren't and womanless poor guy fights (which works out to approximately out there who actually liked The Pretzel Logic as they attempted to supposed to matter when they're Let's hope his slump will come to subverted the Establishment have anything to say about it, SPECIAL an end—and not with a film called The Graduate (1967) (represented by Mrs. Robinson, his through adversity, and opponents, Winnipeg's recent First Night 16 cents on the dollar). According Marble Club. And probably a bunch display some energy while playing followed by a hit. But how could to become a popular (but still to Starlet Carol Hutchinson, a more who had never been there. to the so-called "crowd". Rent 7 Movies The Babe, based on the tumultuous Roseanne: The Motion Picture. review by Randy Matthes parents and their numerous facile festival will be its last. friends) or will forge his own quietly macho) rich guy with a girl. The third annual event, which committee of artists will be meeting To give you an example of what it I've seen bigger gatherings at jam for 7 Days! life of Babe Ruth, be anything other Along the way there is lots o' bone This film was a huge box-office values. lost $100,000 due to poor every 30 days to examine the used to be like they, of course, had a sessions. only than a grand slam? bashin' with the obligatory buckets $7.77 success when first released and The movie clearly stacks the odds attendance, left many performers situation and possibly do some coat check. They could have made a A new band on the music scene, Choose From Over 10,000 Ruth, one of the best baseball of blood, usually filmed in slow Local Hero made Dustin Hoffman a star. in favour of the young protagonist. enraged at its organizers and very fundraising. real killing if they had a wedding they didn't help their cause by Catalogue Titles players of all time, wasn't exactly motion (for artistic reasons you review by Ray A. Puro Twenty five years later and just Director Mike Nichols and writer much in debt. In spite of this, Hutchinson is ring check. playing some tiring rock and roll ra s the consummate role model. And understand). released as a special Anniversary Buck Henry want you to This year's First Night not only one of the few who believes that Imagine Saturday Night Live's Phil standards: yet another of Bad his life was anything but boring. Despite this, there is something It's January and, as such, travel edition, it remains a funny, witty sympathize with Benjamin wounded the future credibility of future First Night festivals could Hartman doing his sleazy announcer Company's Can't Get Enough of I He ate, drank, swore, womanized very satisfying in watching a good A A lt1 rt and escape occupy my mind. My commentary on the sixties, the Braddock and you probably will. similar festivals, but, as one local still occur. voice: "That's right! For only S19.95 Your Love; a boring cover of It's and partied to extremes. guy smash a bad guy's face in. thoughts drift to far away places generation gap and changing Hoffman is great, particularly in musician recently put it, the event "I do feel that there is hope," she we will store your wedding ring in Only Rock and Roll; and the On the field Ruth was gifted. He Hey, I'm not condoning violence- V I E with strange discoveries, and even values. And although it is very the early scenes around his parents ultimately "left the arts community said, "but it really does depend on our safe to ensure that your marital 45,222,394th version of Honky belted the baseball like no one else, just being truthful. stranger people. much of it's era, the film can still or when his father (William in Winnipeg humiliated." the fundraising of the board." status remains your secret. And if Tonk Woman were unnecessary and was known to actually "call" Anyways, in a genre that runs One of the best escape pictures I impact upon a younger audience. Daniels) buys him a costly scuba Those behind the catastrophe are "I think they'd have to hire you order now, we will also tell your (sorry all you Rolling Stones fans, Vi.:•:1 I NziFe. homeruns before he hit them. He the gamut from Raging Bull to know is a gem by Bill Forsyth Hoffman plays Benjamin diving suit for his birthday. You'll blaming it all on the weather. It is someone to do public relations, alleged wife or husband that you but it's true!!). rarely exercised and often Kick Boxer III, Gladiator is an (Gregory's Girl). Set amidst the Braddock, a young man who's never see a more baffled, out of easy to agree that the minus 34 because their public image in the were not seen here and we haven't On the positive side, lead singer performed astonishing athletic effort much closer to the former rugged beauty of northern Scotland returned to the home of his affluent synch leading man. temperature on New Year's Eve city has been hurt" seen you since the last so-called Ted Parnell's voice sounded great feats after drinking and partying than the latter. 57 Osborne St. in the Village this is a fish out of water story , parents in California for the The other performances are up played a large role in decreasing While Hutchinson said that the private investigator report." during Mellencamp's Again for days without sleep. James Marshall plays the quietly 477-5566 much in the mold of the TV series summer upon graduation from to Hoffman's, particularly that of attendance from 14,000 last year majority of performers who lost Okay, so it wasn' t that bad, but it Tonight and They're So Tough. The Babe, though, is a yawn. It macho poor guy who never smiles Northern Exposure. university back east. Award Anne Bancroft, whose Mrs. to 5,000 this year. But the absence money at First Night would never did have quite a reputation. Indeed, it is Parnell's voice that would be easy to write the film off and (you guessed it) is without a Here a Texan executive of winner, track star, captain of the Robinson is alternately alluring, of any sort of a back-up plan is take part in it again, she still believes But now you (yes, you, Ray Puro) stands out as Pretzel Logic's on the basis of the acting alone, but female appendage. Marshall plays Hungarian descent (Peter Riegert) debating team, he's a can't miss scary and worthy of sympathy. She inexcusable. Not planning for cold that events of its nature play a have a chance to make it into strongest element. that's not really fair. That's because the role like a '90s version of the is sent by his employer- the prospect, a logical heir for the and Hoffman play off each as if weather in Winnipeg on New valuable role in providing whatever kind of bar you want it to Also strong is the playing ability there is no acting in the film. Actors '60s hero Billy Jack. He avoids eccentric owner of a large Oil and swimming pool lifestyle of his they'd been playing these character Year's Eve is like visiting the South employment for the arts be. of lead guitarist Greg Boboski. stand around, not resembling conflict but when backed into a Gas company (played by a colorful parents and their upper middle class onstage for years. There's a real Pole without a snowsuit Even the community. If this year's After a failed attempt at a "country His vocals and especially his so- anything other than actors for one corner he fights like a badger. In organizers were replaced, she e7 9ion Burt Lancaster)- to buy out a small friends. comic spark in their scenes. penguins would be prepared. bar" format, the owners are looking called guitar playing were COA second. That leaves the rest of the fact, he seeks to avoid boxing IP 1 Scottish village for the purpose of The only problem is he doesn't All things considered, The believes that The Welfare Starlets, to find out what kind of bar they 51 Evidently, it would appear that exceptional during Hendrix's Little film to ride on the (very broad) altogether (claiming he wants to setting up a refi nery. Riegert arrives want any of it. He's uncomfortable, Graduate is a film worth your time First Night organizers chose to as well as other ac ts, might consider should turn Wise Guys into. Wing (No, Guns n' Roses fans, no shoulders of John Goodman keep his brain intact to the approval ready to do business American style unhappy and completely addled even (or especially, some might gamble with their budget, without playing it again. Fill out a survey form and mark cover of Sweet Child 0' Mine to (Raising Arizona, King Ralph). of a newly acquired love interest) The quality music Aria store but soon learns the locals have when it comes to life's big say) if you didn't live through the letting the artists in on the risks "III went in again, I'd like to see your choices for what kind of music slow dance to! Har Har!). As Ruth, Goodman is required but an unscrupulous promoter their own way of making deals. decisions. sixties. It offers something to think involved. a different staff and some proof of they should play and what kind of That song only takes second place CASH to show a wide range of emotions, named Horn (played by a bullish competency," Hutchinson Forced into protracted Enter Mrs. Robinson (Anne about in addition to being an The abysmal failure of the event food they should serve. in "The Best Song of the Night for your but—let's face it—it's hard to act Brian Dennehey) finds a way to negotiations, the village and its Bancroft), a striking, middle-aged entertaining comedy/drama. has affected a wide variety of explained. Of course they may just go ahead Award." Best song has to go compact discs, cassettes, when every other actor thinks keep him in the ring. "I'd also ask for the money up people slowly begin to weave their friend of his parents who's as horny If you rent the anniversary performers ranging from theatre and do whatever they want. Just to Pretzel Logic's cover of the they're in a high school play. All in all, the film works, front." don't say they never asked. musical instruments & magic, making Riegert's character and bored as Benjamin is naive edition, you also get a documentary troops to opera and ballet Atlanta Rhythm Section's, Goodman attempts to compensate primarily because the While it may be unfair to suggest If you like live music you should music books! forget his focus and purpose. and unsure of himself. A ride home about the film which includes companies to local musicians. The Spooky. Rarely covered by bar for the lack of movement around performances are better than you that future First Night events in let them know. Last Monday the • • • Complete with a capitalistic from Benjamin quickly turns into interviews with Hoffman, Buck Primus Theatre Group, a company bands, this tune was a pleasant him, and he often finds himself in would expect. So what if the Winnipeg should never take place, people working for the bar out- Russian fisherman, a lusty tavern an affair with regular sessions at a Henry and others who worked on that had spent six months preparing surprise. Parnell and the whole Buy, Trade, Consign St Layaway the land of overacting. outcome is predictable? This is on e thing is for certain: th ose behind keeper's wife, and even a mermaid, nearby hotel. while his parents the film. In addition, there's a video for First Night, has been virtually numbered patrons by a 45,333,231- band performed admirably in CDs & TAPES/ Kelly McGillis (Top Gun, The fantasy stuff and I give it a thumbs this year's disaster should be sent to-one margin. this movie is chock full of weird wonder why he's not planning for of the Lemonheads' punked-take wiped out as the result of a $15,000 playing - and choosing - this novel MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS Accused) appears as Ruth's second up. However, if you are of the to the South Pole. Transitional stages can be song. and wonderful people. The film's THE FUTURE. on the Simon & Garfunkel title loss. Across from Deluca's wife in what amounts to a cameo. track. squeamish variety, may I suggest The Welfare Starlets, one of the Whether or not they bring their frustrating for a bar. Just ask the so- For fans of Steely Dan's Pretzel subtle humor lies not in jokes (like But they soon tire of each other 943 Portage Ave. With her "real" scenes left on the renting Lady and the Tramp? local bands that performed at First snowsuits is up to them. called bartender and waitress about Logic album who are wondering if most American comedies) but in Night, have so far been paid $555 their spirited game of rummy they they play any Steely Dan. 788-0967 played on this slow, slow night. The answer is no. The Projector, January 13, 1993 The Projector, January 13, 1993 12 13 Discs and ORTs

G.E. Smith and the Saturday Night Live Band Feature Album Get A Little By Randy Matthes Stage Write If you love the musical interludes which come on as SNL goes to Julian Cope commercial, this album of Smith- Jehovahkill (MCA) penned originals is bound to please. by Jason Beek Drawing from r&b, swing and Best known in North America Musically, Cope strays in a blues, the music here is big band for his two commercial sell-out number of directions. Following rock and roll, complete with a horn singles, "World Shut Your Mouth" the semi-acoustic guitar ballad section rifling in unison, piano and and "Trampoline," Julian Cope has "Soul Desert," he shapes each track bongos adding flavour and Smith's been quietly evolving into a in accordance w ith the lyrics, often fat guitar grinding away over top. credible, innovative singer- relying on keyboards to frame his Only the final track, the wistful, songwriter ever since. guitar-oriented compositions. Due acoustic "Forgotten Songs" breaks Releasing 10 albums in the last to the clarity and crispness of the from this basic formula. Smith isn't 12 years (the first few with his production, he also succeeds in much of a singer, but vocals and former band, Teardrop Explodes), using his voice as a powerful lyrics seem like secondary Cope has grown from a colorful instrument in terms of getting his considerations in this kind of music performer to an artist who is out to messages across. The range of his anyway. conquer the world both musically vocal delivery is wide enough that, Grooves are what matter, and and lyrically. Rather than chasing on the same disc, he can easily be 4...■•••■ this crack band has the chops to lay pop stardom, he appears to be compared to Jim Morrison ("The them down along with the good ascending himself towards a higher Tower"), and Jim Carroll ("Poet Is sense not to toss in any "message" plain currently occupied by such Priest") or, most notably, Lou Reed songs. This sort of roadhouse music established contemporaries as Elvis (in the self-parodying "Julian H. has never been particularly hip, Costello and Lou Reed. Cope"). but nor does it age badly as some of On Jehovahkill, his new 70- The result of Cope's efforts is an the current chart-toppers will. Take minute/16 track recording, Cope LP that must be played repeatedly theHERE ;ONE VE aleMADE EARLIER away the nineties production and shifts his focus away from the in order to absorb all of the titles like "Willy D's Blues", world's destruction (which he experimentation and insight "Monkey Hips and Rice", and explored on last year's Peggy contained within it. Even the cuts "Faucn in' Frogs for Snakes" could Suicide LP), and delves into which resemble pop music are have been recorded in 1962. They'll intimate themes of alienation worthy of a closer listen. Unlike probably sound fine in 2022 as ("Soul Desert," "No Hard Shoulder many artists, Cope has the ability well, no more or less relevant than To Cry On"), religion to release a seventy-minute they are today. Those who demand ("Akhenaten," "Poet Is Priest") and recording that is not primarily political and social acuity from -gas historical beliefs ("The Mystery comprised of insubstantial filler their rock and roll may continue Stan Lesk, Heath Lamberts, and Doris Petrie star in MTC 's play of macabre mayhem. Trend"). Implementing poetic material. thumbing through the Ss in the imagery and rather philosophical Prolific, focused and growing in record store until they get to self-expression, the British artist popularity, Cope has the potential Springsteen and Sting. B+ Arsenic and Old Lace digs deep enough within himself to evolve into one of the great to build a colorful assortment of lyricists of the nineties. MTC thought-provoking cuts laced with Jehovahkill is another step in Roy Orbison Review by Gail Williams ample wit and creativity. that direction. B+ King of Hearts (Virgin) If you have a taste for merriment, bench following a 'special' glass juggled, hidden and misplaced to review by Ray A. Puro murder and mayhem, the Manitoba of homemade elderberry wine. the delight of the audience. Theatre Centre is presenting a Mortimer (Ric Reid) discovers Lamberts and Lesk each have a USE YOUR • At first blush this album, released delightful home brew in Arsenic Mr. Hoskins in the window bench scene involving the moving of a and initially thinks that Teddy is corpse that shows the sheer beauty pull off numbers thin on substance whispered purrs of "I Am the side of the 'big Martini,' and this three years after the singer's death, andOldLace. Joseph Kesselring's HEAD, SAVE Sloan the culprit. Once he learns of the that is to be found in 'physical and ludicrous in conception. Cancer" and "What's There to `package' shows why. might appear a crass attempt by comedy is nearly flawless courtesy Smeared (DGC) Aunts' unique knack of comedy.' Slightly reminiscent (at least in Decide", Sloan announces their Someone who likes techno- money hungry music execs to of director Malcolm Black. YOUR HEART. Reviews entertaining older, lonely Morning dawns and sees justice their irreverence) to groups like review by Kevin King arrival in style, having fun all the dance-texture' music might value squeeze a few extra dollars from gentlemen, the action quickens. done, but only after several brushes Steve Harley's Cockney Rebel and way. It's infectious. this compilation at ten bucks or so fans still mourning the loss of the Arsenic and Old Lace takes us Mortimer must protect the with death. Mortimer, at one point, Ian Dury's The Block Heads, the The brilliantly crafted, and This album was actually recorded (on cassette)—if they didn't rock 'n roll legend. After all, could into the home of spinster sisters Brewster reputation from scandal, is tied up and at Jonathan's mercy Pale string together nonsensical reworked for this package, at the same time as their EP, and already have any of the EPs. But Orbison really have had enough in Abby (Doris Petrie) and Martha The Pale other gentlemen callers from the ,which is no mercy at all. lyrics that somehow begin to make "Underwhelmed" deserves to be contains three of the same songs. even if they have the three EPs, the can to warrant another album? (Joyce Campion) Brewster. The wine, and himself from his Director Black and a strong cast Here's One We Made sense with repetition (not really– Canada's answer to "Smells Like The rest of the songs come from they'll have to buy this one for one Fortunately the answer is an sisters are adored by the local dastardly 'brother' Jonathan. have done a wonderful job bringing but you do stop caring if they do or Teen Spirit". The fine line between those same sessions, recorded in a stinking tune (extended—big emphatic yes. constabulary (for their charitable Earlier (A&M) None of the Brewster family has the antics of the Brewster family to Walk away from not). love and grammar. Great. video, friend's house. Songs were deal!). Compiled from both demo tapes donations), by the neighborhood review by Ray A. Puro any desire to see Jonathan (Gary the Winnipeg stage. Set designer I mean, can you make head nor too. Screeching guitar indie-pop remixed, but without losing any of Why can't these 'limeys' record and master sessions the work is (for their nurturing of the sick) and heart trouble — tail of the following? "Hello how Reineke). "As a boy he used to cut Linda Leon has created the illusion which probably owes more to Sonic their abrasiveness. one album every two years, like surprisingly strong. This is vintage by their devoted nephew, Mortimer There is something very (not are you? Please go to hell along worms in half—with his teeth," of a lovely Victorian house. Youth than it cares to admit. B+ every normal band, and stop trying Roy with all the honesty and (who would do anything—short of completely) silly about the Pale. the Aunts tell Mortimer's fiancee The first Act seems a little stilted a brisk 15-minute with your friend Alexander Bell, These boys from Halifax (which to trick us into buying the same professionalism you would expect. murder—on their behalf). With a lead singer (Matthew (Lindsay Burns). in terms of the movements of the you're searched at the border of previously could only boast tunes twice and thrice (thanks There is no filler hem. The only source of communal daily walk Devereux) who sounds like friendship for confusing me for After 20 years of globe-trotting, main characters. This quickly Haywire) have had quite a year. `Shakey'—now get thee hence!). Standout cuts include "Coming dismay comes from nephew Midnight Oil's Peter Garrett on your psychiatrist." –from Violins one step ahead of the law, Jonathan disappears as the action picks up. Together for only 18 months, Oh yeah, the music. It's generic Home", "I Drove All Night" (yes Teddy's habit of blowing his bugle laughing gas, an almost Yet, damit, the group grows on has come home to hide. It is due to In fact, it is a pleasure to watch the works wonders. they've managed to tour Canada, Curve-Pubic Fruit as hell, and I think somebody left a Cyndi Lauper also released a in the middle of the night. Teddy omnipresent mandolin (played by you. As long as you can turn your his plastic surgeon, Dr. Einstein's loose-limbed antics of Reineke, record a EP, and sign with major power saw on in the studio—and version), and "You're the One". (Heath Lamberts) thinks he is background vocalist Shane brain off you will find Here's One (Virgin) (Stan Lesk) inebriated efforts that Lamberts and Lesk. label kingpins DGC. it's out of tune. I'd rather listen to There is even the K.D. Lang Duet Teddy Roosevelt and is forever Wearen), and song titles like We Made Earlier a most pleasant Jonathan looks like Boris Karloff. Arsenic and Old Lace will be Timing is everything, they say. by Dan Summers Peter Warren on a 'free-for-all.' o f "Cry ing"– never before released digging and re-digging the Panama Improving "Mother Nature is a Man", "I They havea friend tucked away in running until January 30 at the discovery. Raw and dirty guitars with vocals I'm mad as hell and I'm not C- on a Orbison album. Canal—in the basement. your odds Want to S teal Your Car", and "Shut If you think you have the rock providing the melody are all the going to take it anymore! If you were a fan don't hesitate It is a fortunate habit since the their rumble-seat. Manitoba Theatre Centre. Don't HEART against AND STROBE Up Venus" it is hard to take them sound out of Ireland pegged give rage at the moment and Sloan does Pubic Fruit Once the main characters are miss this one even if the theatre FOUNDATION Canada's is a compilation of to pick this up. Hell, even if your Canal, at four feet deep and six feet OF MANITOBA seriously. The Pale a try. You may not well to work within, and around, Curve's first three B ritish EPs, plus not that familiar with the singer's in length, is ideal for the disposal assembled, the fun begins as the isn't your usual cup of tea #1 killer. And yet one must, for this band understand them but , I promise, this trend. (surprise!) one previously material, still pick it up– this is as of all those 'yellow fever' victims audience is treated to a deadly For heartening information, call from Ireland has enough you won't be bored. B+ From the driving rythym of "500 unreleased track Thankfully, the good a place as any to start getting that keep cropping up, such as Mr. power struggle between Mortimer imagination and musical ability to Up" and "Two Seater" to the EP format has never caught on this acquainted. B+ Hoskins, who inhabits the window and Jonathan. Cadavers are 949-2000

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