30€ Fair Fare Ministry accepts proposal for flat rate of 30€ for flights between Inside this week. Above Left, Zoomcherry Ibiza Custom Clothing: Shebizan Page 13. Above Right, EXCLUSIVE, Guiness World Record for Stupidest Statement by DJ, the Islands. “Kylie Was Not Hot in 1991”.

The Balearic government’s proposal to establish a low territories - for example routes between Sardinia and cost flat rate standard air fare for flights between the Rome/Milan where the fixed flight fee was established Balearic Islands has gained approval by the Spanish and working successfully. Government Ministry of Development. The minister also committed to seeking social tariffs to The national approval now opens the door to assist students in full time education up to 27yrs of age, negotiations with the European Union to implement the senior citizens from 65yrs of age, children, and people plan. Ana Pastor, acting minister of development, with disabilities. pointed towards similar schemes in other European (Continued on page 2) The Ibizan, Thursday 12th May 2016, Issue 826 also online at theibizan.com Page 2 News so much food waste that no one anywhere should be go- (Continued from page 1) ing hungry too. I have spent time talking to many people on the streets and a lot of them get ignored, walked past, written off as drug addicts, or gypsies, but there are plenty that have fallen on hard times, coming from all walks of life, lost their families, jobs, security. I have never done anything like this before. I am not a huge fitness fanatic, and have just had surgery for a hernia, so this really will be a challenge. But I have a huge heart and it kills me to see people in such a bad predicament. I will be so grateful if you could sponsor me to make this journey, and to enable us to just be kind to those less fortunate.” His goal is to raise 25,000 euros. The money Electric Car Charging Points raised will pay for the logistics of the journey with the Activated balance being split between Crisis in London and Caritas in Ibiza. More info and donate here: There are currently two recharging points in operation at https://www.gofundme.com/justbekind the Multicines in Ibiza Town. There is another recharg- Poor Show Diario ing station at IKEA/Maderas in Ibiza Town however The Diario de Ibiza published a controversial front page this is yet to become operational. The supplier Fenie lead story on Sunday last, which caused considerable Energía say they are still waiting to sign papers with the negative reaction in the British community. The head- town Hall in Ibiza. Once signed, the IKEA point will be line states that 85% of British workers in San Antonio activated, and customers will be able to reserve their use consume illegal drugs. with a phone app. The statement is based upon a report undertaken by a Santa Eulalia are using a different vendor for their re- phd student in the John Moore University of Liverpool charging stations. The two recharging points are located based upon data gathered in 2009 and released in near Passion Café and the town hall say they should be 2014. Whilst we cannot deny that the report does in- connected in the next week or so. deed make this assertion, it seems very odd, and in terms of the message it conveys extremely divisive, to Libraries celebrate Europe consider that a 2014 report based on a very small sam- Formenterans Vote for Barri- ple of 171 people should suddenly be worthy of the Dia- Day with 3 days of storytelling er Removal and Playground rio’s front page lead story. To mark the occasion and celebration of Europe Day on “70% of Spanish adolescents 9th May, the Centre Balears Europe, working in Improvements collaboration with the Coordinating Centre of Libraries, The Consell Formentera d'Entitats held a meeting last can buy cannabis within 24 the Ibiza Consell, and the town halls of Ibiza and Santa night which decided where the 250,000 euros available hours” Eulalia, has organized a storytelling to be held in for participatory budgeting within the public accounts We could claim equal editorial validity in printing this different libraries on the island. These activities are this year are allocated. It was decided that 100,000€ headline, one of the findings of a far more worthy scien- intended to convey among young people, the value of would be used for the elimination of architectural barri- tific study by the US national institute on drug abuse, multiculturalism and respect for what is different when it ers, and that 150,000€ would be used for the improve- and reported in El Pais Tuesday 10th May. It is factual- comes to achieving common goals. ment of schoolyards and playgrounds. Of all projects ly correct, but to print it in isolation would be a huge The storytelling sessions will be run by Neus Montero, submitted these were the two projects which scored the distortion of the overall report for purely sensationalist with the show "Stories of Europe", which will explore most - 388 and 327 points respectively. The third pro- purposes. various folk tales originating from different countries ject, which unfortunately missed out scoring only 289 It is worthy of note that many Spanish voices have ech- that make up Europe. points, was the creation of a healthy circuit for the elder- oed those in the British community criticising the Diario The schedule of performances is as follows: ly at a cost of 30,000€. for what one prominent Spanish businessman called an 12 May 2016 at 12:00 - Biblioteca Pública Insular Of the 63 citizens' associations that form the Consell “unprovoked attack”. D’Eivissa, the Cas Serres multipurpose building, c. d'Entitats, 33 voted, ie, more than 50 percent, to which Ernest Eherenfeld, s / n the votes of the four representatives of political parties (This session is aimed at students in 5é and 6é from were be added. CEIP Poeta Villangómez and CEIP Cas Serres) Ibiza is still below the average of cities such as Madrid 14 May 2016 at 12:00 – Biblioteca Municipal D’Eivissa, Cremations Increase By 15% and Barcelona regarding cremations, a situation that the Can Ventosa, av. d’Ignasi Wallis, no. 26 (Can Ventosa) funeral company considered normal, because all changes 17 May 2016 at 19:00 – Biblioteca Municipal de Santa Since February "require a process of adaptation, but the rate of growth Eulalia, c. de Joan Tur Tur, no. 9. Ibiza is still below the average of cities such as Madrid of services is being raised." and Barcelona regarding cremations, Funeral Ibiza claim that the opening of the municipal JustBeKind The company Funeral Ibiza have reported that three crematorium in Santa Eulalia has improved "the satisfac- Claire B months after opening, the first crematorium on the island tion of the families" that must go through this hard time. Ibiza-based DJ Just Be (aka Bushwacka, real name Mat- located in Santa Eulalia, is receiving a very good recep- thew Benjamin) is embarking on a 250 km charity mis- tion within the community as cremations have risen by In The UK Press - British sion for the homeless from May 19-22. He intends to 15%. travel around Ibiza, with a team of volunteers, in just 4 In a press release, the company went on to explain that Tourist Breaks Back As reported in the Daily Mirror days by hiking, cycling and kayaking. Matthew says, “I the improvement may not be due to the cost involved of British tourist 'breaks back after plunging from cremations as many of the deceased have insurance to have a major problem with the homeless situation. I am a third floor of hotel apartment block' in Ibiza Londoner but now based in Ibiza. It especially upsets me cover this, but moreover the relief of not having move Police confirmed they are investigating after a 31-year-old man reportedly fell through a gap in a stairwell in the early in these places because there is so much money around, the deceased. “Having to move the deceased to Palma hours of this morning and so many properties and spaces that are vacant and involved a great emotional toll on families, that what A British tourist has broken his back after plunging from the third floor of a block of apartments at a hotel in Ibiza . can be used to provide shelter and warmth. And there is they want most is to have a farewell and mourning as Police confirmed they are investigating after a 31-year-old normally as possible and tranquillity”. man reportedly fell through a gap in a stairwell in the early The Ibizan, Thursday 12th May 2016, Issue 826 also online at theibizan.com Page 3

APB Propose Port Shopping Complex With around 1565 million passengers embarking and disembarking on the north dock from the port and Formentera, the Balearic Islands Port Authority (APB) plans to take advantage of this flow and trans- form the area into a shopping complex. A dozen places have been marked out from the fishing hours of this morning. The Civil Guard and emergency medics were called to the scene in the holiday resort of Platja d’en to visit the mayor and municipal interest in activities pier to the future maritime station and the project will Bossa at 3.35am. carried out especially in the areas of Port des Torrent cover 1,758 square metres. The APB have reported The injured man was taken by ambulance to the Can Misses Hospital in Ibiza where he is said to be in a serious condition. and Playa d'en Bossa. The project of the next SATE that they have received a total of 15 proposals to take Sources said he had suffered a fracture to his lower back but (Servei d’atenció al turista estranger) that the Council on the custom design, for a price of 178,518€ with was not in intensive care. The accident happened at the Jet apartments in Platja d’en plans to open soon in collaboration with the Civil Guard, IVA included and the build completed within five Bossa just as the new party season gets underway in Ibiza. is one of the topics that has captivated the representa- The apartments are a short walk from the Space nightclub, months. one of the biggest on the island, and Bora Bora beach where tives of the British Embassy. Requirements are in place for a large canopy that holidaymakers party to dance music during the day. Finally, it was agreed to keep from now on a fluent rela- A Civil Guard spokesman said of this morning’s incident: “We would run parallel to the sea from the start of the are not treating this as a crime. It appears the British holiday- tionship in terms of communication, through the ex- spring along to the station, giving continuity to the maker fell down several flights of stairs after losing his bal- change of relevant information or of interest to both par- ance as he sat on the second floor." whole area. Under this long slatted ‘visor’ there will A receptionist at the apartment block declined to comment. ties, such as the informative tourist campaigns aimed at be construction of a dozen shops of various sizes, providing information about the destination, and to facili- ranging from the smallest at 49 square metres to the tate the stay British visitors. largest at 159 square metres. New "control zones for We understand that the Ambassador and visited various entry and exit of passengers" to enforce European municipalities however San Jose is the only press release security, parking for up to 120 cars and 6 buses (at we have received. least) and "shopping areas, maritime station with lockers and offices, playgrounds, gardens and sitting Two Arrested For Defrauding areas " are all specifications of the new complex. As for the station, and as is also indicated in the case 15,000€ Through Rental of terminal coastwise trade in Botafoc, "it is of inter- Houses In Ibiza est to the APB that the new building could be used sporadically for alternative uses such as conducting On May 3rd, the Ibiza National Police arrested two cultural and entertainment events. " In addition, it is Spanish citizens, a man and a woman, as authors of sev- proposed to give fluidness to the passage of people by eral crimes of fraud committed over the Internet totalling separating the areas of entry and exit of passengers, more than 15,000€. with wide pavements to avoid interfering traffic. The investigation began after receiving a number of com-

Deputy British Ambassador plaints of a scam when renting homes on the island of Visits Ibiza Ibiza. Complainants say they found the properties through an Internet portal. rented a house, therefore proceeding to make payments This week, the mayor of San Jose, Josep Marí Ribas, The detainees were taking advantage of the existing high of various amounts. Despite paperwork and payments, received a visit from Daniel Pruce, Council Minister of demand and need for rental housing during the tourist the victims were never given access to property, as the the British Embassy in Madrid, accompanied by Briege season, according to the police in a press release. fraudsters always gave excuses avoiding it. Mc Allister of the British consulate in Ibiza. Once contact between the parties had been made, the The case conducted by the National Police Group UDEV Pruce and Mc Allister, aware of the importance of San deception began with the couple leading their victims to remains open, since it is possible that new victims will Jose as a favourite destination of British tourists, wanted believe that they had signed a legal contract and had come forward.

The Ibizan, Thursday 12th May 2016, Issue 826 also online at theibizan.com Page 4 Nimo’s Wild Rover Richard Lawson Saint Patrick’s Day has been something of a non-event in Santa Eulalia for as long as anyone can remember. Sort of on a par with the Queen’s birthday or Saint George’s Day… But that all changed this year with the opening of Nimmo’s Wild Rover in the town’s port on March 17th. March can be bleak for those looking for fun on a night out, so it was a pleasant surprise to find a brand new venue for the first time and realise that almost everyone you know has already arrived and settled in – it was standing room only! Clearly word of the new bar’s open- ing had travelled far and wide and struck a chord with a community deprived of fun for those long winter months – and we lapped it up. The family Nimmo had invited a friend over from Dublin, a one-man band called Karl, and he held the audience in the palm of his hand with his traditional Irish rock and ballads. That is, the audience who could fit inside this reasonably large bar. On the night there were simply too many people to fit inside. Instead they overflowed out onto the large terrace alongside the port’s car park. It didn’t matter though, it was a balmy Spring evening and four barrels of real Guinness shipped in from Ireland and properly served had created a unique atmosphere that we couldn’t recall experiencing since our last visit to the Emerald Isle. Nimmo’s Wild Rover is now open all week from midday and has a sparkling new kitchen serving Irish stew made to the family matriarch’s (Mammi’s) own recipe. Their fresh fish and chips have already achieved local notorie- ty, in part because of the ‘proper’ hand cut chips. These are seen as proof of the fact that you’ll find no frozen They’ve asked us to credit “Family is every- food used in the creation of the house’s dishes. Cottage Stuart and Natalie from the Queen Victoria, Shana and thing” while that of Steve’s fami- Pie and fresh Chicken Goujons are also on offer and on Phil at Bar Doña Ana and Sophie and Rod at Kalissol for ly is “Together we are everything” and together Sundays they serve ham, cabbage and potatoes. All are welcoming them into the community of English language they certainly know how to run a proper Irish bar… delicious, especially chased down with one of the houses bar owners and warning them of all the potential pitfalls Speaking of ‘bar’, the most important feature of any bar home-made desserts. awaiting newbies to the town… should be what comes out of the taps and in this case the All of the produce for the kitchen is sourced locally in And so to the introductions – Team Nimmo consists of main event has to be the Guinness. At the risk of repeat- and around Santa Eulalia. This is because the ladies of Steve and Delores, their children Chris and Shannon and ing myself and boring you with reminiscences of the Em- this traditional Irish family like to inspect everything Jay, Delores brother, and Alex their adopted family erald Isle, you’ll have to try it to believe our word and that comes into their kitchen, and woe betide the supplier member – it’s a true family business. This is a fact cele- this is one tip that you’ll definitely thank us for… who doesn’t match their expectations. Quite reassuring brated by the family crest on the wall behind the bar, As if that wasn’t enough good news, they’re open all really to those of us on this side of the bar? which combines the mottos of the two families that form year round so you don’t need to wait till March for your And where did they garner all of this information? the Santa Eulalia Nimmos. Delores’ family motto is next proper Irish knees up!

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The Ibizan, Thursday 12th May 2016, Issue 826 also online at theibizan.com Page 6 Retro: Paul Taylor

[email protected] PT: of course it was a real heyday for some great tunes and so a lot of what we play comes from that era, but Paul Taylor and his Retro experience have a pedi- retro is about far more than that. If it is a good tune with Big tunes you’ll hear at gree preceding Pioneer. Starting a DJ career in ‘74 spinning heavyweight a strong vocal it can come from any time. You might find 78rpm discs on a pair of HMV wind up gramophones us picking up on a track from just a few years ago, often Retro …. (probably), Paul Taylor returns to Ibiza for 2016 one that didn’t get the airplay or attention that it per- bang up to date with everything from years gone by. We’re getting confused - time to call upon the haps deserved, and we will bring it back as a retro clas- PT: I could give you 100 off the top of my DJ time lord. Next stop Retro. sic regardless of the time it was released. So we keep head but here's a good sample:

evolving. The name maybe Retro but we keep our nights NG: take us back to ‘74 Paul, how did it all begin? fresh. That is our secret to success. Parra Dice - "Can You Hear Me" PT: my early days were all about soul and funk. First it NG: if retro started in ‘89 what was there to look back at? Shades of Rhythm - "The Sound of Eden" was northern soul, then the next big scene I took to was PT: Good question. For many people ‘89 was the begin- Todd Terry - "It's Over Love" SIL - "Blue Oyster" jazz funk which was really big in ‘75/76 and that moved ning of house music but of course it was already estab- FPI Project - "Rich in Paradise" into disco a year or two later. Of course we had no mix- lished for several years in the Chicago scene and also a ASHA - "JJ Tribute" ers and so I would segway from one track to the next couple of years for the very early UK acid house. Jimi Polo - "Better Days" which basically meant knowing the tracks well enough to NG: speaking of Chicago, your date of birth rang bells to My Friend Sam feat Viola Wills - "It's My use the end of a verse or part of a track with no beat to me. Were you born the same year as Frankie Knuckles? Pleasure" segway into another tune. And of course the microphone PT: ‘57? Yes I do believe I was. I have a very strong Young MC - "Know How" Talisman - "Only You" was an important tool. Cheesy, but important. feeling and connection with the early scene in America. I Eve Gallagher - "You Can Have it All" NG: did you enjoy a dance yourself back in the day, did had my very first party with my wife in the Limelight in Loveland - Let the Music Lift You Up" you take to the floor for a bit of northern soul? New York (a delicious cheeky smile came over Pauls face Denise Lopez - "Don't You Wanna be Mine" PT: no, northern soul escaped me but I could watch them as he described this, indicative of some very good memo- Double 99 "RIP Groove" dance all night, incredible. I could dance to jazz funk ries). That must have been ‘86 and so for me the journey Joe Smooth - "Promised Land" Frankie Knuckles - "Your Love" though. The early days of northern soul and jazz funk with house music started in America, that’s where I fell Delirium - "Silence" also instil the love I have today of vocal styles which is in love with it. It was an exciting time, and an important CRW - "Feel Love what Retro has always been about. time. Disco was really over and journalists were saying Signum - "What you Got For Me" NG: something about nothing Paul, but do you remember dance music was on its last legs, it wasn’t going any- a mid-70s jazz funk track called East River by the Becker where. I remember writing to Record Mirror telling them Brothers? I disagreed with their ‘death of dance music’ opinion and One of the reasons Retro has been so successful is be- PT: yes sure, a great tune. pointed to North American house. cause a large proportion of our market are girls. Some- NG: (shaking Paul firmly by the hand) thank you, thank NG: did they print it? times we have 70% female and 30% male and that you so much, in all these years it has stayed towards the PT: yes they did, I think I still have it in my loft some- makes it popular with the promoters. front of my singles box and I have never yet met a DJ or where. I can’t remember the name of the guy at Record NG: so did your involvement with the Chicago house sce- anybody come to that, who has heard of the tune let alone Mirror but at the time he was the UKs main voice on the ne mean you skipped by the emergence of UK acid around liked it. scene, I told him that from the days of the waltz, dance the late 80s and summer of love? PT: ha-ha brilliant well that is what retro is all about. music has gone around in circles. PT: to some extent sure, and while the acid scene and NG: that said, I guess many of us think of the heyday of NG: the waltz certainly did. emergence of Balearic house over here was happening, I vocal house as the very late nineties and very early PT: ha-ha, yes it’s all about the four four. House music was pushing the Chicago house style on my own club noughties. Is that retro? is a very simple thing, don’t quote me on this (I subse- nights in the north of England. I remember in the very quently gained Pauls agreement to quote this as I don’t early editions of Mix Mag which were in black and white, Below; Kylie Minogue in 1991, and right, on the see anything wrong in it – we all know what he means) Pete Tong and I both had our own columns on what our cover of ID magazine in 1991. it is white man music, easy for anybody to keep in time biggest tracks were at the time and there was definitely ylie was not hot at to, unlike jazz and funk where you might need a something of a north-south divide. There has always greater sense of rhythm. been that divide and I have always said the north of “K the time” England is much more passionate about music than any- Paul Taylor, DJ. Blind, Stupid, or Both. one else in the UK. NG: this interview is over. Thanks for your time and wish you a successful summer. PT: ha-ha. How to win friends and influence people right? NG: absolutely, actually I do understand something of what you mean; I’m not going to concede it as a per- manent state but definitely in the late 80’s and early 90’s the north of England was a very special scene. We talked about it a lot with Graham Massey of 808 State quite recently and the music tree of Manchester at the time was just awesome. PT: that’s right. I started my first label in Manchester and made my first successful record in Manchester with Kylie Minogue. NG: brilliant, I knew we’d get to Kylie. Let’s talk Kylie. Beautiful, beautiful Kylie. I have been hoping you are not going to tell me that you laid down the music and she did the vocal somewhere else. PT: no, we worked with her. I was DJing at Angels in Burnley who were big in the underground house scene and Pete Waterman came to see me on a Saturday night. He was working with Kylie at the time and she was number one in the UK charts with Jason Donovan. 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he said all he wanted was me and my record box. So I got on a train from Manchester, arrived at the studio in the night and stood in front of me was Kylie saying “hello Paul, pleased to meet you”. They wanted one track on her new album as a dance number I used to play a tune called ‘keep on pumpin it up’. He said Kylie likes it and I want you to produce it. Pete put his best engineer on to show me the technical side of production and we put the track together under the name Visionmasters, which was the name of the night in Burnley where I was playing this track with Kylie now singing the acapella that I used to put on top of it. The song became a big club dance hit when released in November’ 91 and peaked at 49 in the UK singles chart. NG: that’s all well and good Paul, very interesting, but you managed to tell me the whole story without mention- ing how hot Kylie was. PT: Kylie was not hot at the time, she was in Neigh- bours. Don’t quote me on that (I explained to Paul he needed to say don’t quote me before he said something and that I would indeed be quoting him on such an idiotic statement.) NG: I beg to differ Paul. (I turned to some prepared imag- es I had searched of Kylie in advance of our interview including a cover of ID magazine in 1991 on which I am sure any mortal person, certainly any heterosexual male would agree, Kylie is indeed somewhat hot). PT: I’m glad you have done your homework on that. Ok, she was hot. Wow, if she looked like that I am sure I would have remembered. Wow, Kylie was stunning. NG: Paul, you do realise that you have already said Kylie was not hot. PT: yeah, um I don’t know, yeah (I decided to let Paul’s obvious humiliation rest. Clearly he had suffered enough) NG: what was she like to work with? PT: superb. In the studio she was such a likeable and approachable person and took the music incredibly seri- ously. NG: much as I’d like to dwell on Kylie for the entire inter- view, we best get onto matters pertaining. Your Ibiza history started in San An to great acclaim? PT: yeah our first year we were voted best new night by Mix Mag, I’m very proud of that. We were known as the Manumission after party because we were on Tuesdays and they were on Monday. I think it is one of the reasons we got off to a great start because people were going straight through. We were getting between 2-3000 at Retro in Eden each week. It was phenomenal. But our return to Ibiza this year will be at Es Paradis. NG: why now? PT: well apart from anything else because Rick here told me to (Paul is accompanied today by his retro wingman Rick Bargiel). Rick has been a resident on the Island for well over 20 years and he contacted me late last year to tell me that a lot of people throughout the summer had been asking why Retro wasn't around any more. I felt that the time was right to make a comeback. I personally feel in my gut that we should return too. NG: Why Es Paradis? PT: Having made a mark on Ibiza Town with Pacha and our amazing first year in San Antonio, both Rick and I felt that Es Paradis is the perfect venue. We are about a true human atmosphere vibe and this venue is steeped in a wonderful history. I honestly think that we make the perfect night together - it's that simple.

Our thanks to Paul and Rick. The Retro opening party is Monday 13 June and the night will run on Mondays throughout the summer season. Paul is also playing the Es Paradis opening party on Saturday 21st May.

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and you won’t really want to leave your room. But if More acts at Good Vibra- you do, there’s a bar by the pool the beachfront terrace, a bar on the roof and another one inside in the Backstage area, where the DJ booth is. As well Ibiza Rocks tions; Dorado as DJs, Dorado will have regular live acoustic shows San Antonio Playa d’en Bossa from international and national bands on Thursday Claire B Claire B nights starting on June 9. All in all it’s a beautiful Ibiza Rocks has announced some more acts to their Bossa’s newest hotel Dorado Suites opened its and fun place and a welcome addition to Playa d’en summer line-up. Wolf Alice, Skrillex, All Saints, Diz- doors last week, on the beachfront next door to Bossa. zee Rascal, Lethal Bizzle, Fuse ODG & Ratboy sister hotel Santos. Continuing the musical line and join Slaves, Kaiser Chiefs, LCD Soundsystem, Faith- rock & roll spirit of Santos, the musical theme runs less, Major Lazer Soundsystem, Jack Garratt, Jess throughout the hotel, from the cymbals decorating Children of the Glynne, Tinie Tempah and Honne on sum- the façade to the names of the rooms. The 14 suites mer’s hottest live music line-up. On Wednesdays are all named after a classic song, such as Heart of from June 15 to September 14 - 14 weeks of live Glass (Blondie), Lust for Life (Iggy Pop), Here 80’s line-up music in Ibiza under the stars. The line-up so far: Comes The Sun (Beatles), Good Vibrations (Beach Playa d’en Bossa 15/06 Opening party with Slaves Boys), I Love Rock & Roll (Joan Jett), Heroes (David Claire B 22/06 Lethal Bizzle / Fuse ODG Bowie) and Love Me Tender (Elvis). The song and Children of the 80’s is back this summer at The Hard 29/06 Jack Garratt / Honne artist are the focal point for the décor of each Rock Hotel on Sundays from May 22 until October 9. 06/07 Birthday (Part 1) LCD Soundsystem suite. A large mirror behind the bed bears the im- This was one of the island’s unexpected successful 13/07 Birthday (Part 2) Major Lazer Soundsystem age of the artist and lyrics from the song are embla- nights last year and it pulled in huge crowds. So far 20/07 Jess Glynne zoned in gold lettering on the walls in the lounge. the following acts have been announced to play, 27/07 Tinie Tempah The best thing is that each room has a record player with more acts and dates to follow: 03/08 Kaiser Chiefs and a 7 inch record of the room’s song and when you May 22: Rednex 10/08 Dizzee Rascal / Ratboy enter the room and insert the key card into the slot May 29: Barbara Tucker, Keith Thompson 17/08 All Saints to activate the electricity supply, the record player June 5: Rozalla 24/08 Skrillex starts up and plays the record. The minibar fridges June 12: London Beat 31/08 Faithless look like Marshall amps and the showerheads in the June 19: Limahl 14/09 Closing party with Wolf Alice bathroom look like microphones - perfect for chan- June 26: Alice DJ More info and tickets: nelling that inner rock star! Add to that a balcony July 3: Byron Stingily (Ten City), Barbara Tucker http://www.ibizarocks.com and a stunning sea view (which most suites have) July 10: Capella

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Entrance is free for everybody. From 8pm until mid- night. More info about IMS at: http://www.internationalmusicsummit.com

July 24: 2 Unlimited July 31: Jenny Berggren (from Ace of Base) August 7: La Bouche August 14: Haddaway August 21: Dr Alban August 28: Bonnie Pointer September 4: C+C Music Factory September 11: Corona October 2: Barbara Tucker Each week in between the live acts, The Dream Team and Ibiza’s La Movida DJs Petit and Vazquez talent through marathon daytime to night parties will be playing the best tunes and videos from the each week. Built upon an ethic of love and togeth- 80’s until midnight. erness, Sundays at Space undoubtedly played a piv- otal role in shaping the patterns of behaviour of the entire island and only re-affirms Space’s posi- Back2Live tion as a taste-making institution. For the past two decades, the club’s opening and closing parties Playa d’en Bossa have signaled the beginning and the end of the Ibi- Claire B za season. During his 27-year reign at Space, Pepe On Thursday May 26, IMS (The International Music has always brought innovative ideas to the table Summit) welcomes back its annual showcase and and has always strived for Space to be the number tribute to live electronic acts, Back2Live. The one Ims Legends one destination for dance music lovers. The emer- night event takes place at The Hard Rock Hotel gence of the club has helped place Ibiza as the ulti- Ibiza and will feature Stimming, Our Future Glory, Pepe Roselló mate clubbing destination, with the finest DJ’ing Seabed, Delamere, Szjerdene and DJ Frank Storm. talent consistently gracing the decks - and have all Stimming claims the top of the bill after the release Playa d’en Bossa equally expressed their love for the club. Undoubt- of high-concept album ‘Alpe Lusia’. Recorded in iso- Claire B edly, Pepe Roselló is one of the key parts of the lation in an Alpine hut away from the world, then IMS Ibiza has named Space owner Pepe Roselló as engine that drives the island. It’s a fitting tribute to performed with the same level of immersion this year’s IMS Legend and there’ll be a dinner in his Pepe in the year that will see Space close its doors. through a 4D sound system, this electronic explorer honour on Wednesday May 25 on the Space Terrace Tickets cost 150€ including buffet, beer, wine and is known for his live intimacy. Experimentation in from 9pm until midnight. Their coveted ‘Legends’ soft drinks. sound are also the forte of Sea Bed and Szjerdene – award is given to a pioneer in the electronic world the former are in no way a house band, neither a each year. Widely regarded as one of the most rec- strictly House act, and have crafted a string of hook ognised and respected businessmen of the Balearic -laden tunes with recent Annie Mac support. Bol- Islands, Pepe Roselló was born in Ibiza in 1937 and Tinie Tempah at stering the night with traditional setups but offer- has spent a lifetime dedicating himself to the world ing the same electronic exploration, come two UK of musical entertainment and is a true embodiment Ushuaïa bands – Delamere and Our Future Glory – who bring of what the award honours. Pepe established his Playa d’en Bossa dance fusions as raucous as a Rock concert, re- club-owning career with the San Antonio club Play- Claire B splendent in anthemic highs and synthesized swells. boy in 1963, before taking over the reigns at Space Tinie Tempah returns to Ibiza this summer for 6 These high-energy, electronic ensembles promise in 1989. Having been behind the club’s trajectory nights at Ushuaïa. As well as playing at Ibiza Rocks to deliver a powerful show, with a stage presence for almost three decades, Pepe’s initial bookings of on July 27, he’s bringing his inimitable blend of pop- that is proof to the ‘Back2Live’ statement. techno and trance legends Sven Väth and Marc infused rap to the island to Ushuaïa too. In 2016, IMS partner Danny Whittle says: “IMS are very ex- Spoon have been intrinsic to the club’s success. he’ll be putting in six performances at the open-air cited for this years Back2Live line up, with a real From there on in, parties were only getting bigger venue in Playa d’en Bossa, sandwiching the summer mix of electronica and indie guitar sounds. We real- and better, with Sasha, Richie Hawtin, Steve Lawler, nicely with three Fridays in June and three in Sep- ly think it’s important to show the links and growth Dave Seaman, John Digweed and Carl Cox to name a tember, and all under the name of Disturbing Ibiza, of more live elements within electronic music, and few all hosting parties. Its cornerstone residency which should give you an idea of the rowdy raucous- to also give a stage to upcoming new bands to ‘Sundays at Space’ proved to be one of the world's ness you can expect from the London-born artist. showcase their talents to a very musically aware most celebrated and loved club nights, and show- Catch him on stage on June 10, June 17, June 24, audience and music industry professionals.” cased the world’s most exciting electronic music September 2, September 9 and September 16.

The Ibizan, Thursday 12th May 2016, Issue 826 also online at theibizan.com Page 10 Community It’s Good To als for a few months, it Often we make assump- may decide that it’s really seems now that we might tions about what the other not worth it and the mon- Talk have to wait until after the is thinking when in actual ey doesn’t matter so much. Kate Stillman season as prices are rock- fact we need to ask the For me, I would ask my-

Thursday 12th May to Wednesday 18th May 2016 Dear Kate eting, however that is not question to get the correct self the pros and cons for Please can you help I have the real issue. I have 2 answer. I can understand you all as a new extended ARIES - Eight of Disks There won’t seem that there are enough hours finally decided to move in children as well, a boy and that your partner wants family and for you as an in the day this week as you battle with your work schedule. Yes, it’s great that everything is with my partner after 3 girl, and I assumed we his children to feel com- individual in relationship going so well financially; however it’s not leav- years together. He has 2 would look for a 3 or 4 bed fortable and as if your new with your partner. Some- ing you much time for a personal life or for those you care the most. It will be a balancing children that are 10 & 13 house as I am happy for place is their home as well. times the obvious practical act, but remember to count your blessings! TAURUS – Strength who live with their moth- my 2 to sleep together That feeling doesn’t come answers don’t always mar- You’re able to show others just how strong and er. He has them odd nights every other weekend and from the physical space so ry so well with the emo- resilient you are, especially if the going gets tough this week. Whatever presents itself as a during the week and every any other odd nights or am much as the atmosphere tional ones but that challenge is easily dealt with and you are an inspiration to friends, family or colleagues when other weekend. We decid- even thinking that they all that you both create with- doesn’t mean you should it comes to dealing with obstacles. Stand your ed that it was best if we might get on as they are in the home. You haven’t over stretch yourselves so ground, but do so with dignity. Resist the urge for revenge. got a new house that was similar ages and might mentioned the circum- you are unable to enjoy GEMINI - Two of Swords You’re in a quandary and can’t make up your ours from the start so we even want to share. Any- stances around how your the things you usually do. mind about something or someone. Take a step have been looking at rent- way my partner has said partners relationship with I wish you luck with your back to get some much needed clarity before making any final decisions. You’ll find a way that each of his 2 need the children’s mother end- dilemma and hope that you around an obstacle if you stop struggling with it Weather and lose the fixation over it. An intellectually their own room so it feels ed, it maybe that he feels keep in touch. stimulating acquaintance will become a firm like their home too and not some guilt around not liv- Warm regards, friend or romantic interest. Thursday 21o CANCER – Eight of Swords just my kids home. I’m not ing with them anymore Kate You feel besieged this week, as if there is no way out of a certain situation. Don’t put all your sure if I am being unrea- and is trying to stress eggs into one basket! Not everything is sonable but it just seems make up for it in bleak and if you stopped struggling with prob- lems you would find solutions. Nor can you do like an incredible expense this way. it alone; seek trusted advice from professionals but he is adamant and I I suppose what or friends who have your best interests at heart. LEO – The Devil don’t quite know how to really matters is You’re examining your reasons for getting in- volved with certain people or situations that no handle it. how you all man- longer excite you. Looking back it all looked so Friday 20º Please let me know your age the time and rosy and you felt it was just what you needed. However, somewhere on this journey you had thoughts space that you to sacrifice a part of your soul and now you’re feeling uncomfortable about the price you have Muchas Gracias, RH have together. to pay. Stop. Dear RH If making an VIRGO – The Hierophant If you’ve been experiencing a little chaos in Thank you for your e mail. issue of the certain areas, then it will be up to you to set boundaries or impose some much needed disci- It sounds as if you feel this additional pline or routine. Have faith that the structures is the right move for you rooms is going on which you base your life are sound and relia- Saturday 21o ble. You’re experiencing a profound shift in the and after 3 years you to create a way you live your life; so enjoy and embrace it! LIBRA – Nine of Cups know your partner well gulf between If you’ve been looking for a break in the clouds, enough to be clear that you both that this is it! This card is called the wish card in the TAROT deck. Affirm what you want out of life. this will be a positive for will spill over Worries will soon fade as new, exciting opportu- nities start to materialise. You attract what you you and your children. I into every need so remain positive about personal and wonder why the issue of day life thus financial goals. You’re feeling happy and con- tent. sleeping arrangements has impacting SCORPIO - The High Priestess Sunday 20º Trust your intuition this week as you’ll be guid- not come up until now? the children then you ed to meet people who will make a huge impact on your life in the months or even years ahead. You're becoming more resourceful and more independent of what others say or think; you can now stand alone but without feeling lonely. Others are drawn to you like moths to a flame. SAGITTARIUS - Ten of Pentacles Now’s a great time to spruce up your environ- ment (work or home), as funds are more readily available this week. Others are willing to pay Monday 20º good money for your services so don't sell your- self short. Time to get yourself organised finan- cially so you can relax more. This card promises gains not only now, but in the months ahead. CAPRICORN – Page of Pentacles Time to take stock and to weigh up your op- tions. Some Capricorn's will be spoilt for choice this week but may be overwhelmed with indeci- sion; what path should you take? There's a crea- tive element to this card and someone will rec- ognise and want your talents. However, there may be an angle therefore make sure you're Tuesday 20º clear about what you expect financially. AQUARIUS – The Hermit You’re not deliberately cutting yourself off from others, but you’ll appreciate your own company this week. A healing door is opening for you to be a light of inspiration for others. You’re able to heal old wounds and areas of con flict as you acknowledge that your outer world has only reflected what’s within. A new cycle is about to begin. o PISCES – Nine of Pentacles Wednesday 21 Although others might think you’re sitting pret- ty and have certain deals in the bag, you still feel as if something’s missing. Pisces are good with money and need someone special to share their wealth with and to plan for the future together. Expect a sum of money or valuable gift to come your way that you’d not bargained for; happy days! The Ibizan, Thursday 12th May 2016, Issue 826 also online at theibizan.com Page 11

Beach Party Un Fart D'Art Carly S Replay! This weekend I had the pleas- Well we thought that spring ure of attending a beautiful was here, but due to the and unique art exhibition at unpredictable weather the Can Curt in St Agustin. What Beach Party in Cala LLonga made it so beautiful and had to be postponed and is unique was that all of the exhibits were created by Es now scheduled to take place this coming Saturday 14th Vedranell pre-school. The art May. It all starts at mid-day on display was the result of with Me & Him playing live the 0 to 3 year old kids explo- clothes from 1pm. So dig out your rations and experiments with she'd made for beach wear and sandals and various art forms in school, children, a manne- ings in the corri- with their teachers and a dor displays, and the stu- come and join in. Check out quin for them to play with whole host of visiting artists, and dress and some designs dents were visited by Lola the web site and at home with their fami- Guirao who set up a stage and www.vivacalallonga.com to for them to colour. The lies. Each month (or pair of 'homework' was to decorate a told stories using puppets she see the calendar of Viva months) has had its own artis- sock for Christmas. These brought. Amongst these was Calla LLonga 2016 events. tic theme, with creations in were all hung up along the the story of the moon, after says that, “God put this pow- and out of school based corridors of the pre-school as which Lola gave all the chil- around it. My daughter at- Christmas decorations. I also dren a taste of 'the er to work in Christ when he It really is tends this wonderful little moon' (cheese she'd brought raised him from the dead had my first go at leading a place and it's been a joy to workshop with the kids this along sliced into little bits) – View From and seated him at his right back participate in the activities at my daughter loved this and hand in the heavenly places”. month and we made Christ- The same situation occurred home and to lead workshops mas hats from card and deco- came home telling me that The Pew (Ephesians 1:15-23). Paul’s with last weeks Thursday on several of the 'Family Fri- rated them with festive stick- she'd eaten the moon! letter was written in Greek evening Hippy Market in days' when parents go in and ers, glitter and colours. For the next month the to Christian communities in Cala LLonga, cancelled due spend a morning working For the next two months the theme was music. At home Ascension Asia Minor – now Turkey. to the weather. So once with their child's class. To see theme was painting. At home we made instruments from The most likely date of com- again it will be up and run- the collective result from the we all created portraits of our recycled materials, which will Day passion is AD 60-AD 62. This ning (we hope) tonight and whole pre-school was truly kids, some of us handing the be used for the end of year letter is in the Bible. lovely and a wonderful idea party, and at school the kids Rev. Dr Peter Pimentel every week starting at 6pm. brushes and pencils to the In the Greek original, the from the school leaders. kids themselves or older sib- learned lots of songs and On Thursday 5th of this The market is an opportunity word translated as “power” to buy souvenirs, gifts or a The 'presenters' of 'Un Fart lings and some showing in- experimented with playing month, followers of Jesus is dunamis from which we D'Art' were 5 rag dolls, one credible artistic flair by doing instruments. I went in again remembered the Ascension personal treat as the market get “dynamite”! Heavenly has a wide range of artisan for each classroom at the them themselves. These were and led a morning of English of Jesus into heaven. This escoleta, all of which had nursery rhymes with actions dynamite! This is spiritual handmade goods at very all hung up in the classrooms coming Sunday (15th May) is dynamite to help us in our been customised by families initially and covered a whole which was loads of fun! Aniko, Pentecost and we celebrate sensible prices. During the of kids at the pre-school. a professional flautist and time of need. Not content high season there is live wall at the exhibition. At the gift of the Holy Spirit. These dolls are part of the school the students experi- concert musician, also went in with just the word dunamis, music. In addition to the Just before his ascension St. Paul adds the Greek word daily routine in school and are mented with various forms of and played the flute and sang into heaven Jesus said to his market the village offers a recognised as classmates by painting, including painting songs to the kids who were megethos = “greatness”. wide range of international disciples: “stay here in the Not just power but great the kids, so it was good to see and decorating carnival completely enraptured. The city until you have been restaurants and bars for you them next to door of the masks, painting the outside final month of the project is power is available for the to sample. With a playpark clothed with power from on believer who waits on God in exhibition, welcoming every- wall with their hands and lots photography, for this we high”. (Luke 24:49). The city for the little ones there's one in! The art activities start- of colours and creating a were asked to take selfies prayer. Not content with, something for everyone to in question is Jerusalem. So “greatness of his power”; St. ed in November, with sculp- mural on big rolls of paper in during our exhibition visit and enjoy. Cala LLonga looks ture as the theme. At home, send them to the pre-school e it is that followers of Jesus Paul adds another Greek the dining room. I visited today between Ascension forward to welcoming you. we made flour dough crea- again and did big group paint- -mail address so they can be word, hyperballon, = tions with our little ones and printed and displayed on the Day and Pentecost wait “surpassing”, “exceeding” or ings using leaves, twigs, flow- again to be clothed with the sent photos into pre-school, ers and shells to print with walls of the building. “immeasurable”. Not just Concert which were then displayed in and straws to blow the paint The exhibition ran from mysterious spiritual power power but great power and An evening concert in aid of from heaven. If we are very the entryway in the form of a around. The highlight of the Thursday to Sunday and was not just great power but all the voluntary groups on big Christmas tree. At pre- exhibition though, in my opin- incredibly well-attended by ill, the power is for healing. immeasurably great power is the island is taking place at If we have lost our way in school they worked with mod- ion, was the gorgeous work families, students, staff and available for those who wait the Cas Serres auditorium at elling clay, pipe cleaners, locals alike. We had so much life, the power is for vision Ibiza artist Andrea Dintl creat- on God in prayer to receive 19-30hrs on Saturday 14th straws and dough to make ed with the kids. When she fun seeing all of the artwork and guidance. If your rela- the “power from on high”. May. The concert will open their own sculptures. They the children, parents and tionship with your partner is visited she brought in bright Service this Sunday with songs by Canblaugospel were also visited by local iron visiting artists had done and I going through a difficult paintings of a lion and a fish singers, followed by solo sculptor Jaume Mari Torres for the children to finish by was very impressed with the time, the power is for recon- May 15th at Sant Rafel church 10.30am. painist Solo Alba, then a who brought in some sculp- adding sequins and glitter. thought and care that went ciliation and renewed love. tures of a cat and a flower for into the displays themselves - The English-Speaking clarinet dou Ana and Juan She worked closely with them This power does not come to take to the stage. The con- the children to see and touch to help and the resulting massive thanks and kudos us automatically. It comes Church on Ibiza & For- cert will close with a second and told them all about his paintings are just gloriously must go to the wonderful from waiting on God in pray- mentera. See website work. vibrant and sparkly – perfect Sandra and her staff at Es for locations & infor- appearance of Canblaugos- er. St. Paul prays that God pel singers. Entrance is free, for the walls of a pre-school. Vedranell. For me, it was a will give believers an experi- mation. Tel 971 343383 Next came Fashion month After painting came theatre fantastic reflection of the chaplainibi- however there will be an ence of the “immeasurable opportunity for donations to and a visit by the celebrated when we were tasked to cre- escoleta – vibrant, thoughtful, greatness of His power for [email protected] Ibizan designer Charo Ruiz, ate puppets at home, which warm, creative, collaborative www.ibizachurch.org be made to help Ibiza's vol- who brought in some of the and fun! us who believe”. And he unteers. replaced the Christmas stock-

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Shebizan

married, is it OK to go ring- less? It’s all here, so grab five and Welcome to another fashionable instalment of enjoy this weeks Zips It Up. Amanda Zips It Up. Manda x So summer arrived in London – frustratingly, just as I Read Amanda’s fashion blog was Balearic bound, where winter, it seemed, had http:// arrived. Yes, a complete climatic role reversal, which amandazipsitup.com/ was quite surreal for this time of year. I’ve never done this before, but I actually changed my flights so that I could fly home to London from the Med earlier, to grab those blistering UK temperatures. Of course, it’s the opposite situation 99% of the time. While I was flying home to sun, I was flicking through my usual monthly glossies and came across this – the new erotic Cal- vin Klein campaign. I nearly spat out my dreary tasteless Easyjet tea. Calvin Klein have just released new adverts for its #mycalvins campaign, and these pics are sure to create a stir. From Mark Wahlberg and Kate Moss in the ‘90s through to Kendall Jenner and Justin Bieber in more mod- ern times, the company knows exactly how to get people talking. The brand has never shied away from controversy or pushing the envelope, but these new shots are next level naughty. In fact, they’re even more provocative than the last campaign. But don’t take my word for it - have a look for yourself The photo set, titled ‘Erotica’, definitely lives up to its name. From naked bottoms to up-the-skirt shots, CK’s new billboard images are certainly not for the shy… I grabs at ultra afforda- bet you’re blushing right now if you're checking out the ble prices. pics in public. There's literally never been a better time to shop for transi- The company was accused of sexism, with a change.org tional updates. If, like me, you don't always have time to petition created to take one particular New York bill- trawl the rails in town or check-in online you're in luck be- board down. In the end, the petition was successful in cause I've done the leg work for you, rounding up all the removing the ad. Calvin Klein maintains that it had best buys hitting Zara stores right now. nothing to do with the petition. Zara is brimming with catwalk-approved pussy bow blouses, So, what do you think? on-trend boho pieces and summer bags in the shade of the Onto this week’s instalment and we check out cus- season which is pink, in case you didn't know, along with tomised fashion in Ibiza, the new Zara Summer weekend essentials, sexy office wear and timeless invest- season drop and if you’re ment must-haves like jackets that you can wear now and right through the summer. Whether you're looking for something classic or very 'now', a piece for your summer holiday, or even a little something for date night, Zara has it covered.

Zara Drops New Summer Collection Nothing gets our style senses going, or our bank managers more worried, than when Zara stores drop a collection of new arrivals. I love Zara for their constant could-be-designer offerings, and with almost weekly updates to the collec- tions, it’s a fashion faux pas to miss out on even one. For anyone who has ever failed to land a must-have piece, you'll know that when these beauties appear online or in store, it's a case of first come, first served. As the current weather in the UK and Balearics remains quite unpredictable as we approach summer, wardrobe planning is getting to be a tricky business. And whilst I can't control the fate of the seasons, I can point you in the direction of Zara, where next season’s steals are up for

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Zoomcherry Project Beach Ibiza Custom Body Virgil Brewster Clothing 3 things you should do to One of the most eye- succeed in your project catching trends to come beach body out of Ibiza this year and The sun is shining and you last is customized clothing can feel the summer buzz in and accessories. One the air. Beautiful people are brand in particular is popping up everywhere and Zoomcherry Ibiza. you are still not ready to sun- Meet fashion designer bath on the beach in your bikini. Zoom, originally from You have tried countless of times Belgium but now an to get in shape but every time you Ibiza, resident for almost gave up for different reasons. Does 20 years. Zoom stud- this sounds familiar..? ied art and fashion at Let's not waste any precious time. Here the Royal Art Academy are some great proven tools that can help of Bruxelles and it was ordinary people create extraordinary results. here that she was able Let's get started. to pursue her love of Your reason why the numbers to your own fitness level. customizing clothes for The most important thing to reach any goal in herself and friends, Squats 25 life is to get in the right mind-set. and soon enough de- But how do you do that? Jumping jacks (below left) 50 mand grew. Before At TWC Ibiza we work with the concept of an she knew it, it was High knees (below right) 50 emotional trigger. You need to find your burning time to launch her desire, your reason why. Mountain climbers (top) 50 very own collection and For example a great reason is to show label. an ex partner what he/she will miss. Based in Ibiza, the Island Zoom calls home, Zoomcherry Ibiza launched in That burning desire alone can keep you the summer of 2015 with a collection of limited edition customized jackets. going when you don't feel like training. The response was overwhelming and culminated in an appreciation of her Find your reason why and you are set work and huge amounts of re-posts on Instagram by the incredible New York for success. stylist Patricia Field, famously known for her work on 'Sex and the City' and 'The Devil Wears Prada’. Confront yourself Since then Zoom has been busy building her brand, selling online via her web- A before picture is a very strong motiva- site website, and taking personal appointments in her very own showroom. tor. So this is what you do next. Take a She also keep a very active presence on social media and shares her work picture from the front and the side and daily. hang it somewhere secret were only The Zoomcherry Ibiza brand celebrates originality and creativity. All the you can see it every day. clothes and accessories are unique, hand-painted and customized to ensure Every two weeks you take the same that your look will always be exclusive. She is also able to create designs pictures and hang it next to the previ- based on your own personal ideas and specifications. ous one.. Stick to it after one month you Catch Zoomcherry Ibiza at the"la Ruta del arte" on 19th June,19th July,18th will see your body but more important August and 18th September 2016. your mind-set change. www.zoomcherryibiza.com The Food journal Nutrition is the most important thing for your project beach body. Please don't diet or starve yourself. Instead just start by taking out all the refined sugar out of the house. Try to stay away from the rice, pasta, potatoes and bread. Recap time Keep a simple food journal. No need for 1. Find your reason why calorie counting just yet. Little baby steps 2. Confront yourself with a picture and you change your lifestyle one step at the 3. Keep a daily food journal time These are the 3 things you should be doing when Just write down what you eat, what time and you like to reach your dream beach body. how you feel. That's all. You like to know Is this easy..? no absolutely not. You will slip and fall which types of food makes you feel great and down, but these 3 things are there to help you get energetic, and which food just make you feel back up and keep on going. bloated and low on energy. We truly believe that you can do it. We have seen Make sure to write down also your chocolate, our people transform countless times. sweets and other great things that makes life Now you only need to believe in yourself, find your beautiful:). burning desire and the power will be yours to make In 4 weeks you will have a good idea what your a dent in the universe. body needs and what it dislikes. Every human Go for it and when you need help, we are only a body is unique with it's own specific manual. Let's heartbeat away. create yours now. To find out more about Virgil Bonus beach body kick-start program Brewster’s fitness Before you start any exercise program at home training, contact him make sure that you have doctors clearance. via the workout club Do these 4 simple exercise without any breaks in on 677 045 023 or between for 3 rounds. Off course feel free to adjust info@twc-ibiza

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Sport

Jezza’s World of Sport ... Ibiza CC vs Sporting Alfas

Football After all the euphoria and celebrations over the last week Rugby Union XL (SACC Albir, Benidorm) concerning Leicester's superb winning of the Premier League and t'was the final round of (funny how so many people have suddenly become lifelong matches in the Premiership and 30/04/16 30 overs per side Foxes fans, isn't it!), made even better by a resounding 3-1 confirmation of the Top 4 who Ibiza welcomed back SACC for the 4th consecutive year win over Everton at the King Power Stadium on Saturday now enter the play-off stages with and put them into bat first. Their batsmen had some where they were presented with the Cup, the main concerns leaders Saracens, 43-19 winners difficulty adapting to a slower pitch than their home now centre on the race for the Champions League spots and over Worcester, against Leicester, ground in Albir and lost wickets regularly from the first relegation. Starting with the former, it's still very close alt- who lost 38-27 at Bath, and Exeter, over. In fact, only veteran opener Neil Mckinstry (12) and hough Tottenham, despite surprisingly losing at home 2-1 62-24 winners over Harlequins, young Asian all rounder Waqar Ashraf (25) kept their against 6th placed Southampton, are assured of their place, against Wasps, 38-12 winners over heads down, scoring several fluent boundaries. But the as are Arsenal but Manchester City, having drawn 2-2 at the already-down London Irish. Sale scraped Ibiza bowlers and fielders maintained the pressure, causing a Etihad against the Gunners, are in serious danger of losing in to the European Champions Cup next season couple of sharp run outs which eventually reduced the visi- out to Manchester Utd, after their 1-0 win at Norwich put after their 21-15 win at Newcastle, as did Northampton tors to 64 all out in the 26th over. Ibiza bowlers Stuart them only a point behind City and with a game in hand and after their 28-20 win at Gloucester. As for the club to come Browne (3/7), Pete Essex (2/13) and Jim Harvey (2/8) ob- should Utd win both their remaining games they would sneak up from the National League, it's between Doncaster and tained the wickets, with Paul Cruttwell contributing one also. in to that 4th spot and present City's incoming manager Guar- Bristol, as both won their semi-finals fairly easily and I sin- So Ibiza began their innings with a moderate target and plen- diola with the prospect of no CL next season. Also, this begs cerely hope 'tis the boys from the West Country, my old ty of time. Openers Graham Boe and Sam Gooda looked com- an interesting question: will a Cup Final win and a CL place be stamping ground, having missed out by the odd point over fortable moving the score to 25, before both falling in quick enough to keep van Gaal at OT? West Ham also had a mathe- the last two seasons. succession to tight, accurate bowling and alert fielding from matical chance of securing that 4th spot but that was blown SACC. Ibiza then lost 2 more quick wickets, to fall to 45/4 and apart by Swansea's equally surprising 4-1 win at Upton Park, the nerves began to show, reminding everyone of their spec- dropping the Irons down to 7th. As for the two remaining Tennis tacular collapse in the previous year's fixture, chasing anoth- relegation places, Sunderland produced a storming 3-2 win at And woe for Andy Murray as, having beaten the king of clay er moderate target. However, Robin Parmenter (16 not out ) home against Chelsea, despite going 1-0 and 2-1 down to Rafa Nadal in the semis, he bowed to World No 1 Djokovic's and Neil Tobbitt (16 not out) steadied the innings and become favourites to stay up. Put it this way, a win against power in the Final of the Madrid Masters, losing 6-2, 3-6, 6-3, reached 68/4 in the 17th over, Ibiza winning by 6 wickets. In either Everton or Watford this week will guarantee their his 11th loss to Novak in the last 12 matches between the spite of the low scoring, this was a competitive contest, as safety and send arch-enemies Newcastle as well as Naaarwich two. To add insult to injury, and according to the ATP's weird ever vs SACC, and particularly thanks to tight bowling from down, as firstly the Magpies could only draw 0-0 at already- scoring system, he also lost his World No 2 spot to Roger the visitors, particularly Waqar Ashraf (2/3 with 5 maiden down Aston Villa and the Canaries, as mentioned, lost out to Federer, who didn't even play in the Spanish capital due to overs), well supported by veteran John "JB" Braithwaite Man Utd. Elsewhere, Bournemouth drew 1-1 with West Brom, injury, but Our Andy can regain No 2 if the Fed doesn't get to (1/28), with Andy Dell contributing a wicket too. FA Cup Finalists Crystal Palace warmed up for their day at the Final of the Italian Open which is under way this week, Wembley with a 2-1 win at Stoke, and Liverpool won 2-0 at the fore-runner to the French and Roland Garros, which ends home over Watford. the oh-so-slow clay court season. Good news though for Brit- 1st May 2016 30 overs per side. Congrats to Middlesboro' from the Championship as they ain's other male tennis players as both Dan Evans and Kyle Ibiza batted first and settled in to get a challenging score. secured the second automatic promotion spot to the Premier Edmund have now broken in to the World's top 100, the for- The in form Sam Gooda continued scoring steadily in compil- as they drew 1-1 with Brighton, who will now go in to the play mer after a nine match winning run and the latter after win- ing his highest innings of the season of 87, ably supported by -offs surely as favourites for that last promotion spot, to- ning his 5th Challenger tournament, this time in Rome. the returning Adam Johnston (78 retired), and they put on a gether with Hull, Derby and Sheffield Wednesday, whilst fluent 150 runs together in 22 overs. Ibiza then lost several congrats too to Wigan and Burton Albion who sealed promo- quick wickets, although Mike Amos joined in with a rapid 39 tion to the Championship as well as Northampton, Oxford Boxing not out towards the end, allowing Ibiza to complete their 30 Utd and Bristol Rovers who won promotion to League 1, the Woe too for Brit Amir Khan as he failed to defend his title overs on an imposing 229/6. Of the SACC bowlers Tyler Bristle side with back-to-back promotions. against fiery redheaded Mexican (surely an unusual mix!) Brown stood out with 3/ 35, while John Braithwaite and Phil On to Europe now and congrats to Herr Klopp as he guided Canelo Alvarez in Las Vegas over the w/end although, to be Pennick contributed a wicket each. his Liverpool team, and England's last remaining hope for fair, even boxing legend Oscar de la Hoya was impressed with The visitors then batted and needed to score at over 7 runs European glory, thru' to the Europa League Final with a su- Khan's fight, stating that he boxed beautifully and it was only per over, and despite losing 2 early wickets, Phil Pennick got perb performance at Anfield as they came back from a 1-0 a stunning mulekick of a one-off punch that ended the Eng- his head down and hit some welcome boundaries in his 81, first leg deficit to beat Villareal 3-0 and will now face serial EL lishman's challenge. Still, all is not lost, as Khan still remains before finally trying increase the run rate and being caught in winners Sevilla, who have won this competition twice in the the mandatory challenger for the WBC welterweight world the deep. He was well supported by brother George Metcalfe last 3 years, with the Final being held in Basel later this title, via a revenge clash with Danny Garcia. Finally, (23), and Waqar Ashraf (17), but when they were both out month. With a CL spot up for grabs for the winners, interest- caught as well, it left too much for the remaining batsmen to ing that either Spain or England will have 5 representatives in do to keep up with the required run rate, and they finally the CL next season. As for this year's CL, a very disjointed and completed their 30 overs on 152/8, Ibiza winning by 77 runs. Golf The Ibiza bowlers did well to keep the runs down, and all disappointing Man City went out 1-0 on aggregate to Real and it was a case of so close yet so far for Rory McIlroy at the Madrid who will now face neighbours Atletico in the Final at contributed to the wickets, with newcomer Paul Merrell ob- Wells Fargo tournament at Quail Hollow, USA, as he played taining an unexpected 2/5 in his first game of cricket in over the San Siro, in Italy, later this month, as Simeone's men, as I the round of the last day with a superb 66, but could still only 20 years! predicted, knocked out favourites Bayern Munich on the finish Tied 4th with Fowler, Loupe and Mickelson, and even As ever, many thanks to Skipper and organiser Geoff Evans away goal, having won 1-0 in Madrid but losing 2-1 in Munich. that was bettered overall by a shot by Englishman Justin for bringing his veteran and younger players over to Ibiza in So, a repeat of the Cup Final two years ago, with Atletico Rose who came in 3rd, and only a shot off the winning score going for only their second win and Real their 11th. Finally, this annual double header, which always helps Ibiza to pre- of 281. Still, at least they both retained their respective pare for the Balearic cup in May. Its always a pleasure to wel- looks like Barcelona for La Liga after the w/end's results but World rankings of 3 and 10. come them back each year, and Ibiza reciprocates in the fa- the fat lady hasn't sung yet, as the Catalans only lead Real by That's it for this week, until next a point with a game to go but Atletico have dropped out, mous Benidorm tour in November! RPHood having been surprisingly beaten 2-1 by already-down Le- vante.

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There are properties on offer at Tu Casa a Toda Costa in nine ‘Bad Bank’ Offers Balearic of Spain’s autonomous regions, with around half concentrated in Valencia, predominantly Castellón (791). You will also find other great offers in Cataluña and Bargains the Balearic Islands. Property prices and purchases are rising, so now is a fantastic If you’re interested in grabbing a real bargain, the most time to buy if you have been thinking about it for a while. affordable is a one-bedroom apartment in Torrevieja, which Despite the fact that real-estate values are increasing in is selling for just 32,000 euro. areas where demand is high, there are still bargains to be At the other end of the scale, the most expensive is a family had. home of 342 square metres situated in Calvià on the island of And, if you’ve been pondering the subject of purchasing a Mallorca. This will set you back 866,300 euro. second home by the sea, you might want to take a look at All of these properties and more can been seen on the what Sareb, better known as the ‘Bad Bank’ has to offer— special website set up purely for this campaign, which you including properties in the Balearics. can see by visiting: www.tucasaatodacosta.com. Sareb has just launched a new campaign that goes under the The campaign will continue until 30 August, and until this name of ‘Tu Casa a Toda Costa’ in which it aims to sell date you can search for properties by municipality and read around2,300 properties that are located along the coast, up on any that interest you. Each property comes with before the summer kicks in. important details such as the size, number of rooms, a map Amongst the hundred or so that are situated in the region and photographs. of Murcia, there are beach properties in La Manga that start Information supplied with kind assistance of On The Pulse off at 90,000 euro; property in San Pedro de Pinatar from Of Spain—a great resource for legal , administrative and 66,000 euro; and places on a Torre Pacheco resort from property matters. 64,500 euro. http://www.onthepulse.es/

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