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The Triangle sports bureau is Administration leans on U. some more temporarily on assignment this week covering the Joe Clark Summer Olympics in Seoul, named VPAA South Korea. On the home front, no one lost, no one by John Tower won, no one played. Don’t Triangle Staff Writer bother seeing the back page. In a surprise news conference this week. President Breslin announced that his choice for Vice President of Academic Affairs would not be one of the candidates proposed by the search committee. Instead he has chosen a man who Breslin says “is uniquely qualified for the position,” Joe Clark, the contro­ versial New Jersey high school principal who has appeared on the cover of Time and is the inspiration for a current motion New VPAA (secondfrom left) boogies with students in celebration. m picture. According to the president's Clark, referred to as "Crazy down the law and keeps every­ me from my mission to provide OCS spends 2.4 miliioif shocked assistant, Pat Policella, Joe" by both friends and detrac­ one in line," said Breslin. "I just the environment most conducive tors, has attracted worldwide hope the new Faculty Senate to upgrade phone syiiteif secretary of the search commit­ to learning." tee, ”the choice is, unfortunately, attention for his tactics in deal­ doesn't get too upset." Clark Breslin declined comment on the president's alone.” It was ing with a turbulent student body was not immediately available reports that Clark was given the assumed by members of the fac­ at Eastside High School in for comment, but in a statement job with the expectation that he ulty and board of trustees that Paterson, N.J. Viewing Lean on released late last week by his will bring his controversial tac­ Breslin would make his choice Me, a film currently in release secretary, said that he would be tics to Drexel, but according to from the four candidates pro­ and starring Morgan Freeman as most proud to accept "such a an unnamed source in the posed by the committee and no Clark, clinched the decision to prodigious position. The vitriolic President's Office, Clark was provision was made to over-rule hire Clark, according to Breslin. and vituperative vociferations of told to bring his bullhorn and his decision. "I really like how he lays my opponents will never deter baseball bat.

By M. Montgomery -Biddle-Drexel explained Hallam. ‘Case Studies of Mysterious Failing Grades Triangle Rich Type Person “Here’s the scenario: The ESL student and Incompletes,’ or ‘Brown-nosing and The all too common complaint “My TA tells a story in his native tongue, the instruc­ other Intluences,” ’ Hallam said. doesn’t speak English” has finally been tor helps him translate it to English, and then “In this way, my program accomplishes heard by the administration. Two proposals the student reads his story in English with information exchange about teaching experi­ have been offered for further consideration. the help of the translator, gathering useful ence, which should be just as useful as its The first, submitted by Dean of Students vocabulary on 3 X 5 cards,” he said. goals to improve word usage and pronuncia­ James R. Hallam, is a direct spin-off from “Instead of sharing experiences about tion,” Hallam said. Associate Professor of Human Behavior and their personal lives, the TA’s would share Hallam’s proposed program is “not at all Development Anthony da nunzio’s ESL pro­ stories about various teaching techniques, a cost-effective solution,” argued former gram for Cambodians. including ‘Teaching to the Blackboard,’ and Vice President for Student Affairs Arthur P. da nunzio’s program revolves around the ‘Grin Explanations.’ Stories might also Joblin, the (possibly former) dean’s boss. notion of learning through storytelling, include other job-related anecdotes like See DOIN'IT on Page 9

Flying fists featured in Faculty Council fracas

by Jocko the------out of him, man!” A charged later that afternoon, but was taken to the health center Editor from Hell number of economics and suffered a heart attack after see­ with third-degree burns over 8.5 accounting TA’s quickly jumped ing the bill. percent of her body after being Maneuvering for control of to the professor’s defense. The campus remained rela­ photo-copied 1,784 times. The ■ Today: Chance of plagues, fol- Faculty Council reached an The health center treated and tively quiet until Wednesday words “Collate this” were ! lowed by light pestilence. all-time violent high as “civil released two computer science afternoon, when a “minor dis­ scrawled on her forehead in pur­ ' Weekend; 40% chance of disturbances” sent eight people instructors for strained biceps. agreement” occurred between a ple ball-point. , locusts. Monday: Early morn- to the health center this week, The Hospital of the University librarian and an information Administrators, department I ing hail, complete darkness later bringing the total number of of Pennsylvania admitted an studies professor over whose heads, and faculty clashed with f in the day. Tuesday: Earth­ injured to 15 with three “termi­ OCS employee for a fractured turn it was to use the photocopi­ student demonstrators outside quakes, hurricanes, cats and dogs nal casualties,” according to for­ wrist. The employee was dis­ er, said Schneider. The librarian See FACULTY on Page 6 \ sleeping together. Thurs: End of mer acting Vice President for j the world. Fri: No Triangle. Academic Affairs Dick Schneider. F ighting fo r the right to lounge Starting on Monday around 12:30 p.m., r riot erupted when by A.S. Heseazit ers lost circulation to the hands ed if more girls on campus an unidentified economics pro­ Triangle Staff Writer and feet. would lose their frigid attitudes, April 1,1989 fessor began yelling “Death to "Oh my God!!," exclaimed a and if people would just make spreadsheets!” according to a Violence erupted on campus student, her face ashen in terror love, not war. member of the food service staff Wednesday during lunch as stu­ after escaping the bloodbath. "I thought that it was a phone ...... 1 1 Front Page...... who wished to remain anony­ dents forced their way into The "How can things like this hap­ booth stuffing competition at Editorial ...... 10 mous. Denying security reports Student Lounge on campus and pen?" first," said an unidentified fresh­ Classifieds...... 12 that the faculty members were fought over the chair and table "1 haven't seen anything this man. "It looked kind of fun, so I Entertainment...... 14 rushed to the health center inside. Three students were hos­ bad since that Who concert," started cheering along with Comics...... 666 because of botulism, the source pitalized with fractured ribs after lamented Fred Head, an eyewit­ everyone else." Sports...... ') said the pro-computer factions they were crushed inside the 3' ness to the event. Head believes According to some students. quickly began to “just pound by 4' lounge, and countless oth­ that things like this can be avoid­ See LOUNGING on Page 7 The Triangle March 31,1989

M ac Fair m inus M acintosli; director adds 3090 to split difference the use of a Mac SE with an the computer show, scheduled to for this kind of change,” said garage in an internal memo by M. Byte internal hard disk as a video be held a week from tomorrow, Fleshcette. “In addition to disap­ scheduled For release next week. Triangle CompuGeek game, typewriter, paperweight, “just couldn’t” take place unless pointing over 25 Mac exhibitors, The DUsers have called on other student organizations for and doorstop. Dubious wavered The DUsers, Drexel’s student its focus is changed from the we need 4,000 square feet of help in transferring their huge when asked if the translation to Macintosh user group, were Mac to IBM ’s water-cooled refrigerated space to display the public domain software library an IBM focus would be a little stunned Wednesday morning to 3090 mainframe. 3090s.” DUsers’ frenzied attempts to from 3.5” floppy disks to the 18” awkward. learn that their use of Drexel Minus could not be reached diameter tortus-shaped disk “After all, using a 3090 only campus facilities for the pseudo­ for comment. tap local water mains to cool the packs. to print term papers would be irregular MacFair event has been Mac/IBMFair Chief Coord­ Grand Hall of the Creese “We’ve been up all night,” dumb,” he said. canceled at the insistence of the inator Frank Fleschette expres­ Building for the 3090 have yawned PD Copymeister Mike Minus refused to return phone University’s Office of sed his concerns to a rather large clogged traffic at the intersection Gnarl, “but aside from one calls to his office, home, and Computing Services. wall at an ad hoc press confer­ of 33rd and Chestnut Streets for mishap, the transfer has been new IBM retail outlet. OCS director d Minus (small ence held by the DUsers Wed­ days, causing Director of Safety and Security Vince DeCheerio to going well.” Gnarl referred to an Reports of freshman traveling d, no period, barely passing) nesday night. accident yesterday involving between dorms and the Star Trek proclaimed in a statement that “It’s kind of late in the game dispatch a batalion of five secu­ rity guards to evaluate the inci­ Chris Bovine of the Commuter building in fork lifts, and the dent. Coalition who was struck on the suspicious installation of new Drunken stupor in OCS Asked just how many security head with five of the 6” tall disk plumbing at Korman and guards it takes to stare at a hole packs while attempting to juggle Matheson computer clusters in the ground, DeCheerio them while in a full body cast. have given rise to the rumor that spurs spatial processing replied, “That’s irrelevant ... we Said Chris, “It seemed like a 3090 Fair I foreshadows a new can’t be taking this incident too good idea at the time.” policy which will require all In a related announcement, superconducting mode, unfortu­ lightly ... what we need is more Bovine added the denim in his incoming freshman to purchase a OCS officials denied rumors of nately the castor oil made it callboxes.” cast probably saved his life. mainframe. inconsistent behavior by the seem like schedule adjustment Minus was not available for IBMFair Speakers Coordina­ OCS denied such allegations. IBM 3090. Sudden spurts in was going on.” comment at press time. tor Dave Dubious outlined his “Although such a policy speed and jumps into spatial pro­ Rumors that scheduling and A representative of OCS efforts to shift the focus of the would be a logical extension of cessing went unexplained until invoicing were affected have promised promoters that exhibi­ numerous seminars scheduled current Drexel trends, we esti­ yesterday. also surfaced. Reports indicate tion space will not be a problem, for the fair. mate that at least 8.5 percent of Geraldo Muchero, the that only 8.5 percent of the stu­ but refused to further comment “I had originally planned to students could still afford the Triangle's ace investigative dents received their requested on the alleged connection showcase Drexel’s total integra­ monthly payments. Such a figure reporter, discovered several inci­ schedules. When asked to com­ between the theme change and tion of the Mac into academic is unacceptably high.” dents of computer abuse by ment on this phenomenon. an allusion to Minus’s new 4,000 life,” Dubious said. Once again, Minus could not George Lush, 3090 maintenance Happy G. O ’Lucky, the OSIR square foot refrigerated eight-car Seminar topics had included be reached for comment engineer and resident OCS Scheduler, replied “We’re lucky drunk. to have finally achieved 8.5 per­ It turns out that for the past cent. I’m so happy that I just six weeks. Lush has been alter­ ordered 40 cases of Colt Malt nately adding quarts of Colt Liquor!” Malt Liquor and Castor Oil to The one good result is that the A C T 101/ Drexel Success the water cooling system of the Castor oil has seemed to clear up 3090. about half of the blockages in One professor reported that the 3090. d Minus, OCS “It went wild. 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SiRAN Raps help students cling to sanity in D rexel dorm life by E J. Coupe is pet abuse, for reasons which I. Dale. “Often, after years of "Now, Dutch is gone. If only The seminars, or SiRAN Triangle Safety Coordinator should be obvious.) abuse, they move out and get with I’d sought help sooner.” Raps, are set to begin next week, The abuse takes many forms, new roommates, only to become That help is now available to according to the troubled dean. Neighbors heard the screams according to therapists and roommate abusers themselves.” abused and abusers alike, com­ However. Hallam could not at night but they didn’t listen. national experts on the subject, Oven’s roommate, Frank pliments of the Dean of Students explain whether bi-weekly Teachers saw the signs but did ranging from the relatively mild Stove, a senior nutrition major, Office, with the help of the means every two weeks, or twice nothing. The authorities knew sloppiness, dirty dishes and was formerly an abused room­ national organization Stop a week. what was going on but they laundry-covered furniture to mate. Roommate Abuse Now “We’ll just have to see about didn't care. And last Tuesday, playing loud music late at night. “I couldn’t control myself,” a (SiRAN), according to erstwhile that,” he said with an impish six months into his college The abuse is often progres­ tearful Stove said in an inter­ Dean of Students James Hallam. grin. career, Drexel freshman Dutch sive, so what begins with view. “I would come home and “We’re going to be running a One recovering roommate Oven was gone. unmade beds and loud radios see the dishes in the sink, and I series of bi-weekly workshops abuser, Mark Coleman, credited Another victim of roommate can quickly become turned off knew I should do them, but I where we can bring abusers and SiRAN Raps with helping him abuse. telephones and eviction notices. couldn’t force myself to do it. abused together to talk out the overcome his problem. ^ According to official esti­ In Oven’s case, his room­ “Later, Dutch would be trying issues to arrive at a greater “The kitchen’s clean, the bills mates. a roommate is abused mate’s failure to pay the gas bill, to sleep and I’d play the radio so understanding of why we behave are paid and the wolf’s away every six minutes in this country. resulting in a loss of the utility, loud I kept the downstairs neigh­ as we do, whom we’re hurting, from the door for another However, as the second least was the last straw. bors awake. When Dutch begged and why we sometimes behave month,” he said. “SiRAN Raps reported form of domestic vio­ “The strain on victims of me to turn it down, I only turned as though we’re completely irra­ are really the only answer. lence, roommate abuse goes vir­ roommate abuse can be tremen­ it louder. I could see I was acting tional,” Hallam said, with a ner­ They’re the only place I could tually unnoticed by the national dous,” said Drexel Rehabilitative like my old roommate, but I vous twitch. cling.” media. (The least reported form Learning Office Director Farmer couldn’t stop. “I think we can all benefit.”

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Philadelphia is hjll of restaurants that serve By Joe Mama cleaned up by a group of dishes you can't pronounce. In amounts you Reporter at Lur^e pledges to the TKE fraternity. can hardly see. At prices only eight people in The cleanup process took the all of America can actually afford. Librarian Imelda J. McManus 150 pledges nearly 23 hours as So we put together a menu that makes it WHEN THE exploded on Wednesday, at they were forced to use tooth­ possible for you to eat out without having to CHECK COMES approximately 1:30 p.m. There brushes by the TKE brothers. sell your BMW. Spectacular salads that start were no witnesses to this Said one brother, “We just at $4.95 and finish nearby. A wild array of YOU WONT NEED startling event becau.se apparent­ couldn’t let a great opportunity burgers and steaks that are almost as big os A STUDENT LOAN. ly everyone in the library at the like this go to waste.” the Eagles' Front Four, but infinitely more time, including the Wells Fargo Because of the lack of wit­ security guard on duty, was nesses, the cause of the explo­ tender. Fish, pasta, soups, sandwiches and asleep. They awoke to find "lit­ sion is still unknown, but the entrees that are real signs that supply side tle bits of red stuff’ adorning the physics, chemistry, biology and economics can work in this century shelves for 50 feet around the design arts departments are So come on. Any country that can run up Reference Desk on the ground working diligently to determine a national deficit of three trillion can easily floor, according to Head of the exact cause, according to afford to eat here. Security Blankets Vinnie DeCheerio. The cause has been DeCheerio, narrowed down to electrical No one else was seriously shock, intense stress (probably injured by the blast, although job-related), or the particularly AN EATING AND DRINKING EMPORIUM several students who were loud dress McManus was wear­ Hoorj 7 o.m. till 2 o.m. asleep on nearby couches suf­ ing that day (hence the presence 36th ond Ch«tRut-386-S556 Bixorre breokfosts Wild lundiet. fered cuts and bruises from bone of the design arts department). Outrageous dintttn. fragments. The security guard, The possibility of terrorist activ­ Dacodent drinks. And small timt Mtwtainmenl one Rashkalamanic Inglashe- ity has not been ruled out. We aoept American Express, Diners Club, vski, still suffers from a slight “Woah, I don’t know. Like MosterCard, Viso, Carle Blanche, ond occosiooolly cosh. ringing in the ears. When asked we’re really baffled, you Free parking. But no free lunch. why he was sleeping on the job, know?” said the head of the Inglashevski replied, “They department of design arts. never said I couldn’t.” McManus is survived by her McManus’ remains were See HEY on Page 7 Part-Timers Needed!!! n for Software D evelopm ent 7 D a y s in T hurs. M ar. 30 to W ed. A pr. 5

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Resignations and slayings m ark faculty council elections

Continued from Page I A Swiss faculty terrorist orga­ the hearts and minds of the sci­ Council, every faculty member in the fracas. He contended, the Creese Student Center yes­ nization has taken credit for the ence and engineering faculty. In raised his (or her) hand. Chaos however, that they were guilty terday morning. The students bombing, saying they didn’t like a recent interview, he credited ensued and three tenured profes­ “by association.” demanded instructors that actual­ his haircut or funny nose. his catchy slogan of “academic sors required medical attention Students have not been ly care about their students and As reported earlier in The control, grants, and more lab for cuts, lacerations and bruises. included in the casualty figures, know how to teach. The three Triangle, the first rumblings of space” for his meteoric rise to A slightly overweight instructor Schneider said, because they are groups apparently attacked inde­ discord within the faculty body power. in the College of Information not a part of a faculty faction pendently of each other, accord­ came when Dr. Jacqueline In the first decisive battle in Studies was trampled. currently competing for power. ing to a student at the scene who Mancall resigned as president of the Faculty Council War of ’89, ”I didn’t think there were that He declined to release the fig­ refused to identify herself. Faculty Council. Two factions, Eisenstein was forced to resign many egos in the faculty,” ures of students injured in the “The faculty came running up one lead by Dr. Vivienne after allegations appeared in Schneider said. “I totally forgot fighting. to us shouting ‘You’re all a Thweatt, head of the internation­ The Triangle that he had secretly candidates would need a month Mancall, currently residing in bunch of weenies anyhow!’ and al area studies program, and the been teaching his foreign teach­ or two to gather support and Hawaii, had nothing to say about then they started hitting us with other by Dr. Bruce Eisenstein, ing assistants in a bizarre form intimidate the weaker candi­ the chaos her resignation engen­ textbooks, like economics and professor of electrical engineer­ of English which is impossible dates. Fortunately, I had asked dered. calculus and physics and lit. ing, competed for control of the for any American not familiar Wells Fargo to send in a riot Director of Safety Amelia anthologies. You know, the £40, council. with its intricacies to understand. squad as a precautionary mea­ Hollinger refused to release the $40 type,” the source said. Thweatt’s followers appear to According to a source who asked sure.” names of any “member of the “Then all these three-piece suit have the advantage currently, not to be named, Eisenstein Giving new meaning to the Drexel community” injured dur­ types (administrators?) came up having suffered the fewest loss­ planned to profit from this by phrase “police action.” the Wells ing the past week or comment screaming ‘Think of the cost! es. “All the other faculty are too offering courses in this Fargo guards at the scene of the about the recent slayings of fac­ We’ll give you another tuition busy stabbing each other in the “Engineerish,” and eventually riot not only bombed Mandell ulty, staff, students, or pigeons. raise!’ By this time, these other back trying rise to power in their expanding to pocket dictionaries Theater after the faculty began Additionally, she refused to say guys were on us, hitting us with own cabals,” Thweatt said. and Berlitz courses. rampaging down Chestnut if she was held any responsibili­ office furniture. The only thing “Also, they’re disorganized and It was at this point that Street, but machine-gunned any ties in her position, was they seemed to be concerned unprepared. I’ve had more expe­ Schneider disbanded the existing students who attempted to flee employed by the University, or about was grant money for rience with power games than Faculty Council structure and the burning building. actually existed. research.” they have.” decreed across-the-board elec­ Schneider said he did not The source was one of four Eisenstein’s party, known as tions. During the election meet­ think the guards used “unneces­ students injured, and passed out “Professors for the People,” ing, when Schneider asked who sary force” on the students, who, from blood loss at this point. seemed to be gaining control of wished to run for Faculty he admitted, were not involved A firebomb detonated in the Dean of Students Office late Thursday night, injuring Jimmy Hallam, dean of students. Hallam had been working late, past his normal 4:00 pm depar­ ture time, when his day was interrupted by “another nosy Triangle reporter,” who tried, at length, to get him to comment intelligently on violence perme­ ating the campus.

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Blue B onnet Com m ission addresses code of conduct

by Rin Tin Tin sion members claim was moti­ Sophomore Jennifer Lee this campus which is, in my Questioned as to differences ' Triangle News Hound vated by an apparent lack of expressed her sentiments out humble opinion, a largely homo­ in the dress code for men and > morale within the student ranks, loud to no one in particular: geneous environment, due in women the commission chair At an ad hoc press conference came as a surprise to the dozen “Well, like, wouldn't that, uh...,” large part to the uniform appear­ responded that “the mandatory earlier this week the Blue students who happened to be Jennifer's companion, Pre- ance of the man-made structures, blue-bonnets, which the Bonnet Commission announced walking past the conference held Junior Rick Treblaum, went on most of which are covered, to a University will issue at only a that it will recommend to outside Creese center, many of to suggest that the proposed great extent, with sections of small cost, will differ in style for President Breslin that Drexel whom were sporting shorts and dress code might “compromise dried masonry material of a sin­ men and women. Additionally adopt a mandatory dress code. T-shirts in order to take advan­ the right to individual expression gular pigment combination, diversity will be seen in the col­ The decision, which commis­ tage of the newly warm weather. that makes each of us unique on based for the most part on the ored patches which identify stu­ combination of red and yel­ dents by their class and major low...." At this point most of and are worn on each shoulder." Hey, where*d she go? Rick's audience, which had The dress-code is presently hoped for something more than only a suggestion, although the Continued from Page 4 food very low. it must have been again. The cleanup operation another orange-brick diatribe, commission expressed it's confi­ husband. Dr. Inglebert the Libyans." The Libyan only took 18 hours because of wandered away. dence in President Breslin to McManus, a cook for the Food embassy refused to comment. the considerable difference in Despite the loss of an audi­ immediately put it into effect Service departmeni, and one son, The possibility of terrorist height and weight between ence the Blue Bonnet and went so far as to ask stu­ Abdul. “She's always made rum­ activity was increased by the Hamatama and McManus. Commission went ahead and dents to begin conforming to the bling sounds." said Dr. explosion of Dr. Yakamaka Hamatama had no family or described the dress code in code immediately in order to McManus, "but 1 thought it was Hamatama Thursday while he friends, and no one knows where detail. make the transition as quick, just gas." When asked his was giving his 1:30 Physics 111 his office is located, so any "The dress code will consist smooth, and as pleasant as possi­ fhoughts on the cause of the lecture. By an amazing coinci­ "rumblings" he may have expe­ of light-blue denim shirts and ble. explosion. Dr. McManus said, "I dence. all eight people in the lec­ rienced are not known. blue denim pants. The student Attempts to discover if the don't thmk it was the dress. I ture hall were asleep as well. To ensure students’ safety, ID number will be stenciled in dress code will apply to faculty mean, she's caught fire from it The similarity of these events they are advised not to go to the black numbers above the left and staff achieved little success. before, but she's never exploded. has led the committee to believe library, eat any food service-pre­ breast pocket. Students are It couldn't have been something they may be related. pared food or attend any Physics expected to complement the out­ she ate, because I made all of her After the explosion of III lectures until the committee fit with a standard black belt and L o u n g i n g food myself and I always keep Hamatama, the TKE pledges reports its findings sometime quiet shoes of their own choos­ the nitroglycerin levels in my were called into action once next week. ing." Continued from Page I the affair began when several undergrads began to taunt the m a t t e r h o w student using the lounge at the time. The group waiting in line bad they are, claimed that he had gone over his five minute limit in the lounge. G randm a loves "Like, it isn't fair that one pen- cil-neck abuses the system. You to hear the know, like this is our only lounge, and everyone should be latest jokes.^^ able to use it, you know?", ram­ bled ex-surfer, pre-Jaw major Bill F. Rights, the disgruntled instigator. "I don't care if, like, this guy has a four-oh or not, his five minutes were up." During the argument. Rights dropped his books to squeeze into the former broom-closet to drag out Ben Dover who was inside at the time. When Rights failed, several others in line squeezed in after the pair. Eyewitness accounts begin to differ after the line then surged forward into the lounge. All agree, however, that limbs and bodies were flying higgledy-pig­ gledy in all directions. "I think we need more student You miss her sparkling lounges where students can inter­ sense of humor. She misses act, have privacy and tranquili­ you and your jokes. Even the ty", empathized former Vice- bad ones. Thai’s one good President of Student Affairs reason to call long distance. Artsy Jobless. With that, he Long Distance Service smiled and strolled of to the is another good reason. Be­ Faculty Club for a few stiff cause it costs less than you drinks, ignoring any other think to hear your grand­ attempts at questions. mother start to giggle be­ Other university officials have fore you even get to the recognized the problem, but punch line. counter that faculty office space So whenever you miss is needed for expansion, and the her laughter, bring a smile good of the University to her face with AT&l'. Reach Triangle investigators have out and touch someone® uncovered plans to expand the Faculty Club into the fifth floor If you’d like to know more of MacAlister Hall, wiping out about AT(&T products and the offices of the College of services, like the AT&T Card, Humanities for more eating and call us at 1800 222-0300. lounge space for faculty. "In planning the expansion [of the Faculty Club], we decided that the faculty lounge space was needed more than office space," said Jerry MacFarland, (mis)Director of planning and construction. MacFarland added that new office space was being ATST built all the time over the cam­ The right choice. pus, and that the office space could be replaced real fast. "I love this school, and I want to make it as much fun for the faculty as possible." 8 The Triangle March 31,1989 W elcom e to the ‘family’

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Five key administrators were This summer, hired in the Office of University Relations last week in a “very weVe saved a spot for you. sudden” move designed to reor­ ganize Drexel's fundraising Our flexible summer schedule makes it easy to take a course office in the face of tight finan­ at La Salle University. cial pressure, according to for­ mer FBI informants and an inter­ • Regular sessions are offered day and evening from nal OCS m em o due to be May 22 to June 29 and again from July 10 to August 17, released next week. Godfather of University • A May session is scheduled from May 15 to June 9. Relations and reputed Mafia crime boss Gary “The Big Man” • Our mid-summer session runs from June 12 to July 20. Cardaronella announced that staff members Vito Gambino, • La Salle's innovative six-two sessions (May 22 to July 20) Guido Cardaronella, Nicaloso provide large blocks of free time for in-depth reading “da Fonz” Alfonso, Vinnie “The and study. Vice” Cardaronella, and Rosa “Mama Rosie” Cioppino will For more information, call (215) LA SALLE or write to the replace five University Relations Evening Division, La Salle University, Philadelphia, PA 19141. officials rubbed-out during the University's Groundhog Day Massacre in February. Attempts to reach Cardar­ li onella for comment on the five La Salle University recent appointments were rebuf­ fed by two unidentified seedy- looking thugs lounging outside his office, but sources inside the department confirmed that the much-ballyhooed “University family” had gained a new mean­ ing during the last week. Despite allegations made by the Office of Blatant University Nepotism, the Cardaronellas are neither related to John Semanik, nor Mary Semanik nor any other members of the Drexel Semanik clan for that matter, causing wild accusations and sparking a potential departmental feud. “Dose Semaniks gotta stay on their side of da campus,” Cardar­ onella reportedly told Cioppino in a telephone conversation taped by the FBI. University President Richard Breslin, who was conveniently out of town during the massacre, declined to comment, but said through his driver Bruno, “Stay outta my way ya punks.” The Semaniks have reportedly been stockpiling arms and food and have expressed resolution to “go to the mattresses.” a Mafia term for all out family war. “We got the mats right here in the gym,” Semanik .said. “Since no one’s allowed to use them but us, they’re just like new.” OCS Director d “the invisi­ ble” Minus declined to comment on either the impending campus mob war or why he has consis­ tently refused to speak with hl9e9WfeAsked Triangle on any subject since the the Vernal Equinox. The University Relations moves have apparently been C d l^ fidsWhich Airline spurred by the federal govern­ ment’s increased use of the Racketeering and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) to Tli^\W d FVinl989? investigate allegedly non-profit organizations with a history of extortionary practices. “I’d say about 8.5 percent of the time, we nail ’em on the loansharking and numbers run­ ning [Ed. note: See “sweep­ stakes” on page 3],” said Wayne Davis, regional officer for the FBI on campus for one of Dr. d Julia Hall’s perennial criminal V^ Ailantic Airvv8^'^T) Londcxi justice classes. According to Take us for all we’ve got. Cardaronella, the fundraising clan recently set its sights on For information on Virgin’s special student fares to London, consult your local Student TVavel Agency. Or call us direct at 1-800-862-8621. In New York, (212) 242-1330. more vincible targets to hit in 1989. “We're gonna make a killin’ next year,” he shot back. March 31, 1989 The Triangle Doin’ it the hard way; learnin’em English first Continued from Page 1 in his own right) has submitted is increasingly globalized now. seriously and happens to be the and Joblin chorused a clearly "We’d have to hire too many his own counter-proposal, enti­ Learning to transcend ethnic, new administration’s top priori­ uncomfortable, “No comment!” instructors to handle all the dif­ tled TASSEL: “TAnese as a cultural, or national boundaries ty, said D rexel’s new Vice The only definite in the TA ferent languages spoken by the Second. Supplementary Esoteric should be a part of any college President of Academic Affairs equation is the potential location TAs,” he said. Language.” According to student’s education today — Joe Clark, at the top of his voice. of whichever proposal is finally “I’m not convinced that Joblin, TASSEL would essen­ symbolized perfectly by a tas­ “This issue is at the top of chosen. In light of classroom [Hallam’s program) could sup­ tially blend the dialects of sel.” President Breslin’s agenda. In space problems, anticipation is port a proper learning atmo­ TAnese in a new foreign lan­ Joblin was unable to explain fact, his draft of the new 10-year that the chosen program will be sphere; the TAs and the instruc­ guage course offering required exactly what he meant. plan stipulates that a final deci­ based in the basement of the tors would be too amused by the for graduation. “This is the first major idea sion among any such proposals Wilford Building in lieu of the story content to really concen­ ”After all,” he astutely that I’ve come up with in 15 be reached by 1999,” Clark original and rather popular cam­ trate on the study of the lan­ observed, “graduating seniors years. Nothing can stop me reported. pus canteen concept. guage. Besides, it wasn’t my across the nation all have these now.” When asked how they feel “I guess that’s just the way it idea so I can’t support it.” tassels hanging from the sides of Students’ complaints of unin­ about the deadline on this deci­ goes. One good idea replaced by Joblin (a renowned storyteller their graduation caps. The world telligible TAs is being taken very sion being moved up, Hallam mine.” Joblin said.

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THE OCCASIONAL RAG OF Letter to the E ditor: DREXEL UNIVERSITY(sic) Published Fridays during the Chinese New Year; He loves us not... exclusively for the people who work here. So there. Editor: or an asphalt road. Drexel should From the self-help books in the Person who thinks he's The Real force secretly run­ be the epitome of civilization, bookstore, it looks like men are EDITOR ning the country and Drexel 1 think your paper really and that m eans covering the the ones who need help in this Joe Saunders Richard Nixon stinks. When are you going to whole campus with orange society. Try examing those cover real news, like the admin­ bricks. Grass! What use have we forces. The way you have it, istration’s conspiracy against me. for grass? Get rid of that barren your program is totally biased. For four years now they’ve tract of land before something The article states that “The raised my tuition, chopped up green grows there. minor is designed to give stu­ Abandon all hope, my Quad, and been mean to me dents a broad,...which...inter­ in my classes. Once, they even E.G. Rouse acts...with sexual orientation...” failed me. Architecture ’93 If the program will discuss how ye who enter here I tried to complain before but to help women, you defeat the no one listened to me. They said greater education of the subject Some call him the man in the polka-dot tie. Others say he’s Script for next it wasn’t directed at me. They material by all students. Instead, a scheming Machiavellian back-room politician more comfort­ said it happened to everybody. year’s soap call the program Human Studies, able with shady deals than with all the students whose money But they’re not fooling me. I and explore both sides of the he steals. He’s a man without ethics, his morals are gone, he’s know better. Just like when I was operas: gender issue. The program could a shell of a human with a painted wax face. in sixth grade and no one would then without bias claim to “rec­ The administration of his departments is chaotic. Corruption pick me to play stickball. They Editor: ognize and reinforce the equal rules with a slimy fist, and a wink and a nod will get you fur­ said it was t^cause I wasn’t any rights to every intellectual and Man, rem em ber she is ther with a request than telling arguments, impassioned plead­ good, but I knew they just didn’t industrial opportunity available.” woman. Women inspire a man ing, or common sense. like me. If not, you are creating walls You don’t like me either. I to greatness, then prevent him rather then tearing them down. He’s a monster. from reaching it. His cunning is as sharp as the Serpent’s; his malice no less. know you don’t because you’ve never put my picture in the Woman, either accept him or K. Kalvin His hallway is strewn with the bodies of broken men and paper. You put other people’s reject him. D on’t force him to Human Studies ’93 women, foolish enough to beg for his aid. His eyes are as picture in the paper but never change. He will resent you for empty as the blackest pit of hell, swirling with the souls of mine. You just don’t like me trying and you will get angry, those he’s destroyed. that’s all. You’re just like every­ frustrated, and hurt. Besides, you The electric The flame of knowledge in his heart has been reduced to an one else. have many more and better evil splinter of brimstone; dreams of conquest bum in his head I bet you don’t even print this means available to make him c o m p a n y and his hands are as cold as a corpse. letter. want to change voluntarily. It may take more time, but he’s Editor: The suit he wears shelters no body as we know it, for he has worth it, isn’t he? Joe Saunders long since lost his humanity. Should his skin break, steaming L. And furthermore: F. Not to hatred would flow from his veins, as it flows there now. IAS,? Opus and Friends mention C. Where before his ilk would skulk through the darkest streets and alleys, preying only on those unwary enough to place The grass is not D. Letterman themselves in their power, he has risen into the light of day. He We the people, now walks confidently in our midst, covering his decrepit always greener Ed Note to Mr. Letterman : nature with the thin lips of the moving damned. His pallor is of Editor: all the people We appreciate your effort, the grave. Editor: hut please do not write any When he passes, a chill runs down the spines of the inno­ What’s going on with the more tetters to the editor. Thank space where Cavanaughs used to you. cent, and the holy turn their faces and make the ancient sign of This letter is addressed to the be? I thought another Drexel protection against evil. the college o f Humanities and building was going into that Social Sciences in response to We dare not utter his name, but he knows who he is, as do space, some hotel type thing. But the recent article printed on the Born free? we all. all I see is barren ground. If you first page o f The Triangle enti­ Editor: Be warned, his power is everywhere. aren’t careful, this could become tled “Women’s studies minor green space on campus! I didn’t nears approval”(March 10, 1 don’t know what kind of a come to this school for green 1989). In the so-called enlight­ Christian family would ever claim In case anyone out there may not have gotten the idea by now (particular­ space, I wanted rows of closely credit for raising a bum like you but I ly the more sensitive — or dense — members of our administration), this ened society this University packed buildings. The painted is a joke, it is only a joke. Had this been an actual edition of the Triangle, claims to exist in, I can’t believe wish you’d crawl back under the rock we would have heeded the libel law more carefully. In the event of a law­ grass last yeat was a good first a program like this even got past you came from. suit, you will be instructed where to tune in for more information. step, but isn’t nearly as far from the verbal stages. Why only nature as a solid brick building women? Why not include men? Mom Remembering Ernest, the way he would have wanted it It was in Madrid during the his mouth with the back of his hunting with Scott Fitzgerald “I can’t stand that woman." favorite epaulet after downing a war. The loyalists had just been hand. “It’s got to go." and Gertrude Stein. Papa never Later, when Hitler went to fourth Sangria. “Bah, this stuff trounced again in the north and Later, I wondered if he might liked Scott, though he pretended Paris, I knew he’d been right. tastes like blood." Ernest and I were down to our have been right. he did. Scott and Gertrude didn’t While watching the bulls in By then he was the de facto I hadn’t seen him since the like me either. But they didn’t Madrid, Ernest particularly head of the foreign correspon­ Taproot Vine spring of ’38 enjoyed it when one dents in Spain and we all had to '/oe when we stood of the ushers would buy him drinks. drinking By then he was the de stumble. Once, one I remember once after fishing ----- Saunders Chianti in of them even off the coast of Monte Carlo, the Naples. The facto head of the foreign cracked his head on group of us went to one of the last bottle of Cico. He suggested arm wrestling the stone steps of corner cafes in the city and we go watch the bulls being bait­ match had correspondents in Spain the arena. Ernest ordered a bottle of Chateau ed. and somewhat unsteadily I gone well the laughed. Luzeme. Ernest was particularly agreed. night before, and we all had to buy him "That usher,” he happy. Madrid is a good city in the and Ernest was said. “What a "Ah, the smell of Vichy in the spring. Even with the war, its cit­ feeling drinks. schmuck." morning,” he said, draining his izens had kept their usual good ambidextrous. The natives glass and casually removing his spirits but “Papa” could feel a I asked him if pretend they did. Papa didn’t called him Ernesto. foot from my head. “Get up, difference. he was alright. like Scott because he couldn’t A fact which only enraged him Crayfish, people are starting to "There’s a difference. "Of course I’m not all right,” drink. further. talk." Crayfish,” he said as we left the he said. “But don’t 1 wish 1 "That Scott,” he told me once "Espanol,” he .screamed. “Que Even though he trusted me, I cafe. “I can feel it." were." in Athens, over glasses of ouzo. lingua stupida!" often felt Ernest was keeping I agreed. It took a full bottle of Italian “Not a bad writer, but what a "Your exclamation point’s something back from me. I remembered something he’d wine before I found out he was sloppy drunk." upside down,” I pointed out One day he told me what it told me during a long, liquid still upset over the World Series 1 passed out and agreed. calmly. Carefully avoiding the was. evening at the Arc de Triomphe in ’ 19. "None of this is any good.” he fact that he’d left out the tild6. "I don’t like you, you know when Ernest had just vanquished "I’ll tell you. Crayfish,” he told me on that trip to the Alps. 1 Sometimes it pays to be wary. that. Crayfish? You’re not a bad a fifth bottle of cognac in a fit of said. “Those Black Sox, what asked if he meant the Germans My caution didn’t work. writer, but Stein drinks better depression. arm wrestlers." marching into Austria. "You’re a crayfish, you know than you do." "This arch,” he said, wiping That was right before we went "No. I mean Stein,” he said. that, Craytlsh?” he said using his I agreed, and passed out. April 1,1989 The Triangle 11 Conversation starters from the pages of Cosmopolitan It’s spring, the women are out compete with some of knowledge, you can endear in force and since they've just Penthouse’s nooky spreads, you yourself on her next shopping come back from co-op, there’s a won’t waste your $2.50. The trip or at least use it to merci­ damn good chance you’d like to 340 pages even smell like the lessly torment some hapless talk to some of them (Well, at back of a woman's closet, Nesbitt. though you might want to sani­ Visiting the object of your Guest Columnist tize it and rip out all of the sup­ desire at her place of residence? plementary advertising that "Famous Ladies Tell: What I " Raoul makes proper page turning a Wear Around the House” ranges ------Duke II nightmare. from the grungy to the bizarre, Cosmopolitan is basically a but you can always mention that least start out by talking) and soft-core-pom-and-lifestyle mag Melanie Griffith would like to you have no idea where to with a bit of self-pretentious wear an incredible negligee. If begin. psycho-babble throw in to ele­ you’re slick, this could snowball One answer is to add another vate the readership level and into some very weird encoun­ dimension to your consciousness make the current purchasers feel ters. and read women’s magazines, a After that, you can segue into sub-topic of knowing your "The Myth of the Macho Man”, enemy. Your reaction probably with the daring presumption that s p e ­ borders on incredulity at this Cosmo men are more complicated than point - who has time for drivel? cializes in p ro ­ the title suggests. Or be daring Don’t be so hasty. I once had a and cross over into "On My viding m ateri­ Approaching the unapproachable friend who looked like Harrison Mind: What Women Talk About Ford and was a very successful a l to rational­ When They Talk About Men". Kiki Olson. More rationalization, - Busier Than Ever”, “Your sexu­ male bimbo. He attributed his ize any prot)- Conclusion: men talk about but at least you can keep her al Rhythms and His: How to success to scamming Vogue for women like they’re hams or cuts around for a few more weeks of Make Them Harmonize” and conversational material. He l e m o u t o f of chicken, women discuss "the abuse. "The Mystery of Pain related an interview with a e x i s t e n c e . details of men being men”, ergo If you need a shocking opener Thresholds". However, these are designer (I still find it fascinat­ essence triumphs over mechan­ for that pregnant pause in the kinda of heavy duty and best ing) who revealed that stretch ics. conversation, the "Your Body” reserved til the object of your pants were never designed to be less ridiculous. If you can make Cosmo specializes in provid­ column leads off with a woman's conversation has had 2, maybe worn with high heels. Un- it through the whole issue with­ ing material to rationalize any complaint that "Occasionally, I 10 beers. If she can follow the stretches the material. How out losing your sanity, here’s problem out of existence. One of Break Out Crying During or conversation, keep up the supply ’bout that? some of the new conversational the cover leads, "Why Husbands Immediately After I Reach of beer and babble. Anyway, this month we’ll topics you can attempt with a Don’t Leave Their Wives” Orgasm". While it sounds like a Quite frankly, perusing these review the April issue of straight face. explores a woman's options for Sam Kinisson bit, ol' Susan pages can be a bit frightening Cosmopolitan. (Before my It’s a safe bet to lead off with loving a married man. Good Okie, M.D. attributes it as a and confirm some deep suspi­ detractors start their shrew-ish "Pastels Go Pow”. Between thing for you to investigate response triggered by the cions, like "Irma Kurtz’s Agony temper tantrums, may I refer these fluff pieces on seasonal before you decide to supplement hypothalamus reacting to strong Column” (kinda like Dear Abby them to "The Delacate Art of clothing and the ads, you can your girlfriend and start hitting sensory input. riding at the edge of psychother­ Debate”, same concept, different tell what will (or might) be pop­ on somebody. If this goes sour If you're in need of something apy) or the piece on “The sub-topic, which recommends ular in the months to follow, you can always speed-shift into hard core and capable of leading Terrifying Spectre of pre-load conversations). With 75 who makes it, how much it "Eight Reasons to Stay (At the conversation to more inti­ Schizophrenia". Know anybody percent of the copy space taken should cost and how it’s meant Least for a While) With Mr. mate topics, there's "A Peep Into that fits that description? up by advertising that could to be worn. Armed with this W'rong”, by Philadelphia’s own the Life of a Corporate Call Girl Green History: A vital part of American history Life, Liberty and Justice for oecause many wniers ana mil­ Amencan history. People of all races should be accom piisnm enis or green all. It is this vision that has lions of Americans get their These are just a few exam­ educated about these accom­ Americans year round. This allowed Green Americans to kicks by telling the inside story ples of some of the great plishments. This education will enable Green History accomplish their goals and to on some of our flying saucer accomplishments Green Amer­ should begin on the grade Month to be a true celebration joyriders. Earth is supposed to icans have made in history. school level and for the achievements of greens The Red Planet be treated scientifically, but you There are many famous aliens should continue and not just a once a year infor­ know how kids are. such as E.T., My Favorite through college. mation E.T. Martians should again come Martian, the Alien, and, of A Green His­ session ------Grind} to mind as you eat the food they course, the martian in the Bugs tory component th a t serve in the cafeteria. You don't Bunny classics. I could go on should be occu rs in April. be recognized during Green think anyone human could keep all day with the numerous added as a Whether History month. Yes, America that stuff down on a regular inventions and products they requirement we call recognizes Green History dur­ basis. Where would we be have invented. They all over­ for all grade ourselves ing the month of April. But without this food? Surely, more came adversity and became a school chil­ green America, realizing the hungry. But less sick. Martians part of American history. dren as well G re e n Americans great accomplishments of their overcame adversity and as a In many other ways green as for all or Martian forefathers, recognizes Green result, became a pan of Americans have contributed to high school A m e r - history month every month of American history. American history. We must and college icans, we every year. Back in histcnry when every­ take notice of these things and students. I are still Where would America be one was bored stiff of all the begin to express them on a feel that A m e r - without the contributions of normal movies, and revenues yearly basis and not just during t h r o u g h icans and Green Americans? We have were dropping from movie Green History month. The con­ this edu­ it's painted a portrait of wisdom audiences, it was Greeti tributions that Greens have c a tio n a l a b o u t and love that has continuously Americans who single-handed­ made in American society p rocess, time our defeated adversity, and has ly turned out blockbuster deserve more recognition and people of h i s t o r y become a part of American movies to restore the industry. credit. One month is not nearly all races became rec­ history. Remember Ghostbusters, Star enough time to devote to the w ill be, ognized as a Every time you pick up the Wars, Aliens. Close accomplishments of Green i n - part of Amer­ National Enquirer, you should Encounters, and Cocoon‘d Americans. One month is not formed ican history. think about the contributions Green Americans overcame even enough time to recognize as to of green Americans. That’s adversity and became a part of the late Jabba the Hut. t h ARLO by Michael Tireninr 12 The Triangle March 31,1989

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slk:k. Excellent condition. $750 or best offer. Call Drex«l/Penn apartments Efficiencies/on® Newly Renovated- bdrm W/D. A/C. tub. D/W. Microwave, beautiful view of consolidated laun­ Your share of rent. $237/month plus half utilities. 222-8690 667-8571 after 5 p.m. bedrooms/two bedrooms. Unfurnished. Heal for 2 people. On Orexel Campus, in Lancaster dries and tram yard at 32nd A Baring. Stay thru included in rent. Month to month leases. Call Call 222-5322 summer & option to renew lease in fall. Call /3/ Yet another female roommate needed to share a 349-9429. 121 Randy at 387-2942. Will Trade: NEC Multispeed Laptop Computer. fiMTl !2J brand new apartment near 9th and Race streets. Room for rent on campus. Quiet clean & For more information, call 923-3941 between 6 8001 with 2 800k drives, in great shape. IBM com­ and 11 p.m. patible. tor Mac Plus in good condition. Call Scott Clark Parke Real Estate-New Renovation safe. Your own bedroom in a 5 bedroom house Roommate Wanted: Female non-smoKer to Efficiencies, studios. 1. and 2 bedroom apts. w/large kitchen, dinning room & 1/2 bathroom. share room in big 2-bdrm apt. Near Powelton St. 895-2906. $300-600. AJI new kitchen frost free refrigerators, Flexible lease #l45/mo+ utilities. Call T.Y. at 382- 311 N. 33rd . W/D. on floor. $185+elec. Avail. 13/ some with dishwashers, intercoms, hardwood 1096 or leave message. March/April. Call Joanne or Valat 662-0439. floors, washer/dryer, security guard. Call 387- /2/ 12/ FOR SALE 128k Mac. I will buy your 128!! It is not worth­ 0327. less. Call Ken at 386-5629. Let's talk. /year/ 2 large 6 bedroom houses available. Close Female Roommate Needed Immediately to 13/ to campus both newly rehab. W/D small garden. share spacious one bedroom apt., near 33rd and Sofa and dresser for sale cheap! Both in Apple Macintosh SE. 2 Mbyte memory On Penn campus. .Various size apartments $l200/+all utilities. Phone 387-4137 ask for Powelton. Fully furnished, reasonable rent. excellent condition. Please call Paula at 387-4154 near public transportation Parking spaces avail­ Karen. Available immediately. Call Lisa ASAP at 386- and leave message. upgrade, 20 Mbyte hard disk, dual 800k floppy, able also. Mon. to Sat. 9-4 Call 386-2380 I2J 1362 (day/leave message) or at 755-8118 after 12/ extended keyboard. 9 months okJ + $4000 in soft­ Weisenthal Properties 4029 Spruce. 7:00 p.m. ware/games. $2,950. Jack Zigon. 876-8899. /year/ HELP: rtoed sublet Sp/sum-l bdrm, 1 bath, 121 1981 Toyota Corolla -4 door Auto -Good con­ 13/ living room, kitchen, high ceilings. Second Fkx>r, dition. 4 new tires & 2 new snows, radio-some Renovated 3 bedroom house for rent. new paint, hardwood floors. $395/month, heat & Female roommate Wanted to sublet 2BR. apt. rust. $1,200 O.B.O. Call Mike 387-7935. For Sale: B648 Mgmt. Sim. Laboratory Fenced yard, sundecK. washer/dryer and dish­ hot water included. Call 222-0493 after 3:30. anytime in March. $240/mo. A/C. DW. safe + /I/ Manual - $12 B662 Into. Sys. in Mgmt ■ $25. Both washer. Energy efficient. $540/month * utilities. 121 clean. 3310 Race st 387-5397. are in excellent conditton. Call Dana at 639-5245. Call 662-1000. !21 For Sale! 1979 Datson 510. 76.000 miles. 4 121 12/ Summer sublet w/option to renew. On cam­ door. 4 speed, runs well. Needs valve work. Very pus. Private room in a large house. 4265/month HELP! 2 Female roommates needed to share clean. Must sell. $450 or t>est offer. Call 222- Room For rent-huge room in 7 bedroom all util inc. (Beer is extra) Call Nick at 222-1594 brand new on-campus apt. W/W carpet, W/D, 8872-Matt. HELP WANTED house. Room is carpeted, has sink, 2 ctosets, I2J dishwasher. A/C. walk-in closets. Balcony. /I/ and 2 windows. HouM has redone kitchen. 2 full $225-f/month. Avail. Immed. Please call Sue or bathrooms, air-conditk>ning, washer, cable avail, Apt For Rent- Large, sun-filled (10 windows) Peg 386-9787. For Sale: IBM PS/2 Model 25 ATTENTION: Students planning to be on and lots of garage space. $245/mo>utilities. Call ore bedroom apt. Renovated Large rooms, built /I/ -cotor monitor campus this winter for school or co-op. Why not Greg at 222-5766. in storage. Owner managed buiWing. Sorry non- -single, low density disk drive(3 1/2 inch) earn extra cash by working a few evenings per 121 smokers only. Please call Dr. Weiner. 386-5079. 3 roommates needed: 34th & race streets- -spreadsheet, graphics pkgs, blank disks, more, week from 5:30 to 10:30 at a location within walk­ I2J Carpeted, air conditionhig, semi-furnished. -one year okJ, barely used ing distance from the campus. Fast growing mar­ Fully Furnished Room! $230/mo. incl all utili­ $187/mo.+utilities. Call 222-5445. $1,100 neg. ket research firm seeks motivated individuals to fill ties. Available Spring Term 1/2 block from Kelly House For Rent 509 N. 35th St. (35th & /I/ -Call (609) 858-2951 days or evenings several part time positk}ns. The salary is competi­ Hall. 3412 Race St. Shared bath, all Kitchen . Spring Garden) Four bedrooms. W/D, 2 ceramic !21 tive & scheduling is very flexible. If you fit this pro­ appliances. Free option: Clean linens and room baths, security bars, perfect for six students. Roommate Needed! Great location-3312 file call 222-3040 Mon. 12:30-5:30, Tue. & Thurs. cleaned. Six month lease might be possible. Call $1100/month. Available now. Call 386-6722. Arch St. 2nd Floor, living room. kitchen(dishwash- 4 SALE: Peavey speaker cabinet. It has 2 12" 2:30-5:30, or Fri. 11:30-5:30 and ask for John. Ms. FolweU 386-1961 /I/ er). 2 bath, also includes washer/dryer. scorpions speakers in it. And can handle up to /Winter/ !2J $245/mon4.utilities. Available immediately with 200 watts of power. Asking $250 or best offer Call 3310 Hamilton: I bedroom, living room, Manlk or Scott at 222-8675 at anytime. Erik at 386-8418. Summer Jobs/Entrepreneurs- Own and oper­ 2 BR Apt- 33rd S Powelton. available spring kitchen, bathroom, heat and hot water included. 121 121 ate your own business this summer and earn over & summer with renew optkin. Newly renovated, Perfect for 1 or 2 people. (609) 829-4370 $5000 - asphalt sealing franchises lor college central air corxlitioning, modern kitchen w/(dlsh- 121 Female roommate needed: Graduate Student 4 Sale: BOSS dimension 2 chorus pedal w/ 4 students - great resume - call Collegiate Sealers. washer), $800/month+utilitles Call 223-7207. seeking responsible female roommate to share preset channels. Basically brand new. Asking only Inc. tor Infonnatton and application at 1 -800-635- 121 Apartment For Rent-Available March 21, 3 spacious 2 bedroom apartment on 3400 block of $100 tor it. If interested call Erik at 386-8418 3391. rooms, newly remodeled. Large Kitchen, w/dish Race Street. Rent: $250/mo. + 1/2 cooking gas. 121 /winter/ AvaH. Immed for 1 or 2 girls. One bedroom washer. 434. N. 34th St. Call 386-9625. Please call Dee at 386-2497 in a modem, newly renovated apt. across from /I/ 121 JVC Turntable, Sony.2X tape radio/w auto Government Engineering Jobs Lancaster Mews. W/D, w/w carpet AC, security. reverse w/clock. Sony Betamax and Philips Sun $29,900 to $78,000 yr. Call Tuesday-FrkJay 6p.m.- RENT NEGOTIABLE (Help-paying rent for 2 Summer sublet- if desired, renew the lease! One or two more males needed to share (Face) Tanner and a VHS player. 222-5322. 10p.m. (609) 235-4034 Ext. E-1. apts-need to sublet now!!) Please call Sue or Peg Great location-34th street, across from Towers. 1 large two floor apt. Conveniently tocated at 3222 12/ 12/ @ 386-9787. large bedroom (big enough for 2), kitchen, bath­ Powelton Ave. $155/mo -t-utilities. 387-0457 Rob or Frank 12! room and large living room with well lit bay win­ Refrigerator-3 cubic fool dorm size frig, Cruiseship Jobs $300 to $900 weekly Call /1/ dows. Ott Victorian style house. $500/month. Call Avantl. Like new, $85 222-1295. Tuesday-Friday 6 p.m.-lO p.m. (609) 235-4034 House for Rent 3401 Garden St. % large f ^ i e & Jackie 387-5178 121 Ext. C-1. bedrooms, spacious bright living room 2 full I2J Three females needed to share large on- 12/ baths. Large Kitchen available Mid-June. campus apartment Many extras! $155/month + For Sale Pizza Oven. Must Sell $25 or best $1150/mo. Call 387-2926 1BR avail, in spacious 2 BR 3rd Fkwr Apt. utilities. #87-0457. Ask for Carey or Tara. offer. Call 895-2570. Car and bicycle couriers needed* Approx. 121 3/18-6/15 w/opt. To renew lease. Features: Huge IM $8/hr. 5-15 Hrs/wk. Penn campus. Fat Boy liv rm., kitch, din. Rm, skylights, dish. w/d. cable. Stereo Equipment: Hafler 220 Amplifier and Delivery 662-0559. A must See! Spacious Apartment for Sublet: +VCR. $350/m. For single or $200/mo for doub. Roommate Wanted- Have your own room In a 110 pre Amplifier. Asking $550. Latest factory /10/ Spring and summer terms. Great location. 3312 Inc utilities. 34th & Baring (one st. above four bedroom apt at 37th & Lancaster. Close to mods. Call Jerry at (609) 866-1000 x227 (day) or Arch St. 3rd ftoor. there are 3 bedrooms. 2 baths, Powelton) Call 387-8708. Drexel. Apartment has wooden floors. 2 baths, (215) 635-3489 (eve) What do you want from a job? Join the Frog- a large living room, modern kitchen with dish­ 121 fully furnished living room. Washer/Dryer, gas 121 Commissanl catering team. We offer good pay heat, dishwasher and sundeck. Available Immedi­ washer and washer/dryer facilities in the house. and flexible hours! Catering or Restaurant exp. a The apartment is in excellent condition. So call Drexel, Penn area - skylights make this a ately. Rent is $225/month + 1/4 utilities. Call 222- Skiers: Need your ski's tuned for spring plus, but not necessary. We require uniforms and 1303 387-72451 cozy 2 bedroom townhouse. Wood floors, laundry, break? Want them prepared for storage? One day that you attend a training session. For info call 121 security system, 2nd floor deck, brick patio, year 121 service sharpened, tuned, and waxed-$lO. 387- (215) 569-2243 and ask for Elizabeth or Mary lease. $595 386-8628. 0457. Anu. Apartment to sublet as of March 20th-310 121 Summer/Fall Sublet- The Court Apts- 36th & /I/ /I/ North 33rd Street: i block off campus. Kitchen, Powelton -A female roommate needed -$233/mo. Own bedroom, AC. washer/dryer. 24-hr security, living room, dining room, large bedroom and Room for Rent - In Newly Renovated 6 Turbo Pascal-TML Pascal +MPW . HP 28C Work Study Students needed for Orexel large bathroom. $51 S/mo. Includes heat S hot bdrm. house. Occupied by Orexel students. With etc. Call 662-0550. Ask for Kara. Stacy, or Lisa. Calculator. For info Call Dan 461-8039. Newman Center for Spring Term. Contact: Si water. Large errough for two. Sorry non-smoker Telephone, own bathroom, washer and dryer, 121 Dorothy or Fr. Zeuner 590-8760. only. Call 222-3558. $152/mo. located at 35th and Brandywine sts. 121 121 Call Stan or Chris after 6 p.m. at 222-1103. Male Roommate Wanted to sublet 2 bedroom For Sale Kotoraft play-yard; Cosco high-chair. IZi apt. 120 N. 34th St. (extremely close to campus) Emerson 12" TV. Call 387-6305 after 9:00 pm Think you're funny? We are looking for ama­ Gray Gables: 33rd & Powelton. $200/month. Air conditioned, carpeted, available Spring Term. /I/ teur comedians who are Interested in trying out Non-smoker, male preferred. Close to school, Sublet: Summer term. Perfect for 1 or 2 peo­ Bed -) dresser.f desk furnished if desired. their ac*s. For more info call Lorie at 592-1645. great neighbors, + will share with an easy going ple. 3310 Hamilton St. 1 bedroom, living ro­ $250/mo. (negotiable) 387-7587. Ask for Joe. Portable Stereo: Panasonic portable stereo 12/ person. Call Rk;h at 386-9230 anytime. Leave om/kitchen, bath. Furniture available, approx 121 component system model #RX-CW42. 6-1/4' nrossage. $400/mon. w/heat & water inc. Call 386-7585. ask Woofers, extra bass system, dual cassette Attention -Hiring! Government jobs- your 121 for Gina or Chris. Apartment Sublet: One roommate wanted to recorder, 4-band graphic equalizer. Still in original area. Many immediate openings without waiting share 3 bearoom apt. Best locatton on campus- /3/ box. never opened. $100 or best offer. Call Mark list or test. $17.840-$69.485. Call 1-602-838- Room available $200/month +utllities-Newly across from Towers and Calhoun on Arch St. 2 @215-386-8619 anytime. 8885. Ext. R5629. renovated house on 3204 Summers St. House for Rent • 3401 Spring Garden St. 5 full baths, private bedroom, full kitchen, w/dish- 121 Basenient W/D. garbage disposal. Available bedrooms, large living room, eat-in kitchen. 2 full washer. Only $195/month-f utilities. Available for Subjects Needed-Women (ages 18-45) with Spring term call 222-8739. March 21.1989 Call 386-9706 bathrooms. For more information call 387-2926 Prometeus ProModem: 2400 baud modem. premenstrual symptoms of weight gain, breast 121 and ask for PhH, John, or Eric. m Includes cable for Pkis/SE/ll and ProCom-M soft­ tenderness, swelling, and aaches are needed for m ware. Fully Hayes compatible. Modem still in box, a study. Free treatment and up to $300 for particl- Room for rent is luxurious 3 Bdrm Twnhse. Wanted two female roommates to share spa­ never opened. A great inexpensive modem for patton are offered. For more info, call Barbara (Art Museum Area)- Living room, 2 1/2 baths (1 41st and Baltimore • Large, bright 1 bed­ cious bedroom in a 4 bedroom apt. Large living the Macintosh. $215 or best offer. Call Steve @ Altimari at 662-3329 at the University of bath connected to room) Patio, w/d, /w/w car, room, hardwood fkxirs. $401 studio, separate room & kitchen w/balcony. Close to campus 215-386-8616 anytime. Pennsyhfania A/C, DW. $375/mo+ utilities. Contact Owner 763- kitchen. $320 + • 496-0184. $200/person/month + gas & elec. Available June 121 /10/ 2224. /3/ 1 w/option to renew in Sept. For more info, plus 121 call Denise or Katie at 222-6562. ProSport Activewear is proud to welcome Need extra cash? Earn $50 to $100 a day 37th and Hamilton St Spacious rooms and 121 Mossimo Sport to Drexel University. Mossimo For more information, call 970-1923 between 10 Apartment for Rent. Inexpensive apartment efficiency in a beautiful, large 3 story house. A Sport is the hottest and fastest growing name in am to 9 pm. tor rent starting at the end of March. Plenty of fully furnished first floor has a warm living room, Female roommate needed A.S.A.P to share Activewear in the country, and ProSport is one of /I/ space for 2 p ^ le . 1 bedroom, big living room, dining room, kitchen with microwave, dishwasher. spacious one bedroom apartment, fully furnished the first to offer it in the Northeast. new kitchen, incl. dishwashei. carpeting, lots of 2 refrigerators. Full basement has exercise with wall-to-wall carpet. Located on the corner of Look for Mossimo on campus, from neon Full and Part time Work Position Available- ctoset space-Rent is $368 with all utilities includ­ area/weights, W/0, and ample storage space. 34th and Race Sts. Rent $198/mo. plus electricity beach shorts to acid-wash volley shorts and Work 6-8 hrs/wk and earn $200+/wk. Join the ed. Located on 40th and Chestnut Call 386-9149. Second and third floors, contain large bedrooms $10/mo. Call Tracey, 386-9104, any time. assorted Tee's and tanks, all endorsed and worn fastest growing company In the industry and help Ask for Chris of Kevin. and efficiency. Some bedroom furniture available, 13/ by Leif Hanson, the hottest up-and-coming player pay school expenses. If interested in a great I2J free. W/W carpeting. Unbeatable prices. Call 222- on the Association of Volleyball Professionals' Pro opportunity call Tom at (215) 887-6929. 2153 or 222-2141. Roommate wanted to share luxurious 2 BR Beach Tour. Call ProSport at 386-1386 and ask 12/ 1 Bedroom available in a new 2 bedroom /4/ apt. W/D, WW carpet, DW, etc. 3643 Lancaster for Bryan for more details. apt 2 females only-across from Lancaster Mews, (right above Powelton Pizza) Must be male engi­ 13/ Needed: Work study students at Newman Center -w/w carpeL w/d. dishwasher, a/c, large closets Apt. tor rent • Close. 1 block from Drexel neer. Call 222-1561. Ask for Mark. for Spring and Summer terms. Contact Sr. $22S/monih. Available immed. Please call Sue Gym. Furnished or Unfurnished, spacious, cheap, 13/ Mac Plus for sale with Kraft joystick and loads Dorothy or Fr. Zeuner at 590-8760. or Peg 386-9787 ideal. Call Ken or Brian @ 386-5629. of software. Excellent condition. $1000. Call Mike /3/ 1 roommate wanted. 34th and Race Sts. at 222-1009 anytime. Share 2 bedroom apartment. Air conditioned, car­ 13/ SUBLET ME. I'm at 32nd & Baring, and can peted and furnished. $187/month plus utilities. Apartment For Sublet Spring -Summer, be yours through the sumnwi. Clean and effteient 222-5445. Parking spot for rent. 34th and Lancaster. LOST Si FOUND chance to renew lease. One bedroom, plenty of are my names, cheap rent ($425) is the game. /3/ Opposite towers. 222-6528 after 7 p.m. Ask for room for two. Modern, w/w carpet. 3201 Baring New appliances, lots of windows with a good Joe or Shelly SL Call Joe or John at 386-2182. view, all in a quiet neighbourhood. Call Randy at Female roommate wanted to sublet One bed­ /3/ Lost/Stolen- Black leather address book, 121 387-2942. room apartment in a 2 bedroom apartment. $250 white disk case containing 5-6 disks, and SHARP /3/ heat & water included. 3416 Race St Call Tracy STAMPS. Buy more than 800 unk)ue Greek EL-733 Financial calculator. It found return to Apartment for sublet. Available March 20th 386-1211 or 222-1864. stamps on envelopes for $25 or choose as many library desk or call 222-5837. Reward. for Spring and Summer terms. 1 bedroom sleeps 3307 Powelton #3F, 1 bedroom, wall to wall /3/ as you like. Call 387-1442. Roger. two. Location: 202 N. 35th St. Rent: $410/mo. carpet, plenty of closet space, kitchen island, per­ 121 indudes heat and hot water. Call Chris or Audrey fect for 2 or 3 people. $525/mo. + utilities, heat Roommate Needed: 2 bedroom, 1 bath apart­ at 222-8167. and hot water included in rent Sublease for sum­ ment with Central air-conditioning. Located at Joystick for Macintosh, 3 position firing but­ 121 mer w/option to renew in fall. Call Keith or Brian 34th & Race Sts. $194 per month. Can move In ton. Can also be used as mouse. A great buy for at 387-9669. Immediately Call Oave/Mari< at 387-7914 or 886- $20 Call 222-1561, ask tor Mark. PERSONALS Sublet own bedroom in fully furnished, spa­ /3/ 9999. 13/ cious bi-level, 3-bedroom apt. ^ in g & Summer 13/ terms, with 2 female Orexel students. Apartment ■ Private room, hardwood fkwrs, Hewlett Packard I5c. Brand new with manu­ DO YOU know someone who Is having a birth­ Washer/dryer in apt., dishwasher, garbage dis­ washer/dryer, large kitchen and living room, cable Roommate Wanted. Starting in June. al. A must for engineers. $50 Call 222-1561 and day. an anniversai y, or a special honor?? Do you posal, large deck, courtyard, full bath, private TV. bay windows, basement for storage. Great $130/month + 1/7 utils. Own room, ask for Mark. want to get to know someone better, but are too entrance. Reasonable rent. Contact Renee, location 114 North 34th St. Fenced in backyard washer/dryer/dishwasher. 48th street, near 13/ shy (and infatuated) to ask?? Or. do you just want Wendi, or Claudine anytime, preferably 5-10 pm, for parking. Avbailable June I0th through summer Baltimore. 474-8887. Ask for Scott. to say “Hir to somebody? Say it in the PERSON­ at 386-7138. with option to renew lease. Cheap $250 includes 13/ 4 sale: Cask) MIDI PM-300 keyboard. Brand ALS!! It's easy. It’s tun, and it's FREE to Drexel 121 all! call Kurt at 386-4771. new. This baby has everything. For more info call Students, Faculty, and Staff! Stop in to The 13/ Female roommate wanted to sublet Erik at 386-8418. Triangle office and pick up a classified form today Apartment For Rent- Sublet March 20-Sept. Apartment at 34th & Powelton. Until June 1. Own 13/ Limit (2) personals per person, per Issue. $375/month-1 bedroom -room for 2 furnished. room. $100/month. Call 387-3932. Call Ken @ 386-9038 13/ 4 sale: '83 convertible Pontiac Sunbird Do you have a hidden talent? Here's your /I/ Limited Edition - New top, new brakes, shocks chance to get exposed and let everyone know 1 Female/Male needed to share apt. at 34th and other picture postcards! Maintenanced regu­ how talented you are. SPA is having a talent Inexpensive room for rent-conveniently and Race. Rent $175 plus utilities. 387-8919. larly and is in great condition. Must see to believe. show. Compete for CASH PRIZES and the tocated at 67 N. 34th St. Across from 7 -il and Room In spaelout fully furnished houM. 12/ It interested call Eiik at 386-8418. chance to perform on stage at the Block Party this next to Lee’s Hoagie House. This spacious 4 bdr., Ck>M to campus, w/<),nswly renovalsd, hard- 13/ May Sign up today at our office. 3024 MacAlister. 2 full baths, house should accommodate any­ \M00d floors, rooftop deck, your own stereo, Female roommate needed to share a modern, television, and phone Itwluded. call or leave one's needs. Also included: Full Kitchen/dish­ studio apartment at the courts, washer/dryer, I wouki like to buy a 128K Mac. Even it yours IT'S NOT TOO LATEIII,.. To pledge “the washer. W/D. large living room, basement, back '"•••as* utiiiiHlft___ Immedlaleiy dishwasher, central air. $272/month plus electric. doesn't work, let's talk. Leave a message tor Tom Ultimate Fraternity" - Delta Sigma Phi, If you 386-1513 ($200.00) deck. Rent is $181.25/month. Sublet needed for Call Julie at 387-0375 at 462-6489. share our "Work Hard, Play Hard" attitude drop by Sprg/sum term. For info call 387-5331 and ask 12/ /term/ 214 N. 34th Street or call Mike Sullivan @ 386- for Ted. Femal roommate wanted for summer term. 1 bed­ 1057. Delta Sigma Phi - Good Times, Good Available Spring Term to Sublet : Male, non­ I2J room. central air. hardwood fkx>rs. new kitchen. Apple Me with monochrome monitor and joy- Friends. smoking roommate in one-bedroom apt. March 31,1989 The Triangle 13

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Uttt« Lost Boy ■ HI. ifs me. It's been over a job for us and for that we're all grateful. Bingo and have a party with the residents. If ][you Baccalaureate Planning: lor the Interfaith Sr. Dorothy fill out the Announcenr>ent8 for the week and I still miss you I wish U all the best. Ill But right now, the question is, whose going to can join us; call Sr. Dorothy 590-8760. Baccalaureate All Seniors are urged to partici­ Tnangle be thinking about you • Promise. -Southgate. take over for him? There's a tot of good things pate. Also we need Seniors to help plan the about being the classifieds manager, you get to Home of tt>e Merciful Savtor: Monday, April Baccalaureate Mass at the Newnnan Onter. Call Looking for fun? Come join the Drexel Merd - 1 really missed E + B's Thirtysomething see apartments, computers, jobs, and personals 17th at 7 p.m. Come and do an art project with Fr. Zeuner or Sr. Dorothy if you can participate at Gambling S^ety. It is open to anyone with an night. We have a lot of refracting to catcti up on' before the rest of the worid, and you'll gain the the children and some entertainment also 590-8760. interest in using the skills you gain in the Math or Love. BaVinsky respect of untoto numbers of greek women. Contact Sr. Dorothy at 590-8760. Computer Science Departments for fun and profit. You woni get paid though. That's because the Weekday Mass: 12 noon Daily and i p.m Meetings are held Mondays at 1 p.m. in Lover. Have I ever mentioned how incredible personals, and other classifieds, are free to Alpha Sigma Alpha & Gamma Stgma Sigma Wednesday and 5:30 p.m. on Thursday Commonwealth Hall, room 777. Come join us for you are in l>ed? I especially like when we ga^e Drexel students. That may not continue to be the Dance Party! April 22nd 9 p.m. - 2 a.m. "The our casino trips, poker parties and any sugges­ into each others eyes. Chills shoot thru my body case if we donl get another volunteer, because, Gold Standard." 36th and Locust Walk Tickets $4 Penance: Thursday. 1 to 1;30 p.m. and tions you might have. Let's do it again...... at Ei Torito • Crazy about U. frankly, ifs a pain in the ass to type in your silly in advance, $5 at the door. Drink Specials with Friday 11 to il ;45 a.m. also available on request, /term. messages to each other. Thank you, Joe proper ID. can Fr. Zeuner at 590-8760. Mosalmo - Respect our Trip Saunders, Editor, Drexel Triangle. (This Is not an Delta Zeta wiH be having a Personal Writing April Fools Day joke.) Baccalaureate Planning: All Seniors who Party at the Goto Standard with Alpha Stgma Party this Tuesday, at 7 p.m., at Muffy's house. Do you play guitar? Here's your chance to would like to participate in the Interfaith Alpha and Gamma Sigma Sigma on Saturday Photocopies of the personal forms will be provto­ get exposed and let everyone know how talented Baccalaureate, next meeting is April 25th, April 22, from 10 pm to 2 am. Tickets $4 in ed. and prizes will be given tor the longest per­ you are. SPA is having a talent show. Compete Tuesday at 12:30 p.m. at the Newman Center. If advance. $5 at the door. Coming soon to a table sonal. the personal with the wierdest secret code, for CASH PRIZES and the chance to perform on you can't attend but are still interested, call Sr. m the Main BuiWing. or contact your favorite sis­ and tor the sister with the most personals wntten. stage at the Block Party this May. Sign up today Dorothy at 590-8760. ter at our offk;e. 3024 MacAlister. SPA (Students Playing Around) will be spon­ soring a No-Talent Show. If you cani do anything Congratulations to Gamma Sig's new Triangle announcements, are listed by day When General whatsoever, then this is for you. Compete for pledges Maria. Media. Amy. Betsy. Meena. + placing an announcement please indicate what DENOUNCEMENTS cash pnzes, and a chance to not get seen at the Simall Love. Michele day of the upcoming week the event is for or If it The Commuter Coalition is a social/service Bk>ck Party Contact SPA at the spa shouW be listed as "Future" or •<3eneral." Please organization designed to meet the needs of the Triangle announcements are listed by length. Karate Sparring Partner Wanted - To train limit announcements to one per page. Form must commuter. We have a complete selection of The Drexel Construction Club will have a When placing an announcement please indicate with upperbelt at Drexel's Gym between classes. be completed in full or no guarantees will be SEPTA schedules to help keep you mobile. We special meeting on Wednesday at 4 p.m.. to help how long the announcement is or if it shouto be Contact Kevin at (609) 546-5801. Leave made. are looking for new members If you are interest­ the city's workers finish working on the water listed as "Future" or "Past." Please limit Message. ed, you can find us in MacAlister Hall, room main outside of MacAlister hall. Tools and announcements to one per year. Form must be Today 3027, or call us at 895-2572. machinery will be provtoed. so leave your jack- completed in full or we will make It up for you. Got a good voice? Here's your chance to get /term/ hammers at home. exposed and let everyone know how talented you Friday Night Flicks: this week's movie will be Friday Night Flicks; this week's movie will be are. SPA is having a talent show. Compete for Who Framed Roger Rabbit? The movie will be Seniors: We need you. Any Senior interested Absolutely nothing is happening this Caligula. The movie will be shown in Stein CASH PRIZES and the chance to perform on shown in Stein Auditorium, room 111, Nesbitt Hall, in planning the interfaith Baccalaureate ceremony Thursday, so don't even bother staying up past 6 Auditonum, room 111, Nesbitt Hall, at 4:30. 7:00. stage at the block Party this May. Sign up today at 4:30, 7;00. 9:30, and 12 midnight. The cost will for the graduating Seniors, their families and p.m. at our office. 3024 MacAlister. be $2. For more information on this or any other friends. If you wouW like to help, please contact 9:30, and 12 mtonight. There will be no cost. For more information on this or any other SPA SPA event, call 895-2575. Sr. Dorothy at 509-8760. Mac/IBM Fair will be heto on Saturday. April (Students Playing Around) call SPA-ROOM. Spacious room with great view of the city in a Aerm/ 121 8th. 10-6 p.m. It will feature the latest in share­ norm/ 3 fkwr house only 3 blocks from Drexel. The rent ware and public domain for the IBM 3090 main­ is $250/month and it includes all utilities. We missed Purim because We were on Reach Out - Be a Tutorlll The Drexel frame. Seminars will be heto in fluto mechanics The Drexel All-Kazoo Band will be hotoing Washer/dryer available. Also free street parking. break. But that won't keep us from celebrating! Volunteer Tutor Prograrr needs your help!! We and heat transfer and "The Macintosh; Is it |ust a their concert on Saturday, April 1. 1989, in the Foreign students preferred Call 222-0222. Shabbat Dinner & Purim Party. Friday Evening. supply volunteer tutors to the public schools of passing fad?" March 31 5 p.m., 3415 Race St Apt. #H the West Philadelphia area. Tutors are needed in Mandell Theatre. The Band will play hits from U2's R am ar)d Hum. Talking Heads' Art of Noise. Hey IstJohn, Did you know that... Reservations 895-2531, No Charge! A unique ALL SUBJECTS and for ALL AGES! Volunteer Who knows what the future hotos? We cer­ and will end with their rendition of Handel's A wise man will hear, and will increase learn­ Purim presentatton will follow dinner. Join ue. just ONE HOUR PER WEEK! TRANSPORTA­ tainly dont. so we cant tell you. ing; and a man of understanding shall attain unto TION PROVIDED! Do something that will make Messiah. wise counsels: Spiritual Wellness Forum - Dean Michael you feel great and will make a DIFFERENCE in The past is done with, so who cares about it This Sunday, the Newman Center will be To understand a proverb, and the interpreta­ Adams. College of the Design Arts is presenting the life of a West Philadelphia youth. Contact anyway. You cant change it, so let it bel tion; the words of the wise, and the dark sayings. "Cultural Differences. Social Responsibility - A Dean Stellwagen or Dan Fletcher in the Dean of having an Announcement Party. Popcorn and The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowl­ Look at Japan" - on Frklay, March 31st. 12 noon Students Office, Creese Student Center, room soda will be provtoed to all who come and help edge but fools despise wisdom and instructran. to 1 p.m. in Creese Student Center, room 226. 215, or call 895-2507 for details. An orientation Prov15-7 Join us for a brown bag lunch and an interesting and informatkin session will be held Tuesday, 2nd John discussion! Students, faculty and staff are wel­ April 4th, at 6:30 p.m. In MacAlister Hall, room ia K a P r o i I TKuu come. Sponsored by Drexel/Asbury Ministry - x 2023. SEE YOU THERE! Liebe Frau Doktor Thweatt, Welconw back Delta Z«ta. Here's to a fresh 2522. /3 and beyond/ start and a great term. Get psyched, it's Spring. I Love. Gina. Gamma Sigma Sigma, the Natnnal Sen^e Sangil chookha habnida Sunday Sorority, is looking for Spring pledges. Stop by I Do you think you're funny? Here's your MacAlister 3029 between 1-1:30 p.m. on MWF Buon com pleanno Need Lectors for Spring Term; Call Sr. and 12:30- p.m. on TuTh or 6 p.m. Thursday for chance to get exposed and let everyone know Yom huledet sam ayach how talented you are. SPA is having a talent Dorothy if you can participate at the 10:30 a.m. or our meetings. I show. Compete for CASH PRIZES and the 5:30 p.m. Masses on Sunday. IV Feliz com pleanos chance to perform on stage at the Block Party this May. Sign up today at our office, 3024 The Newman Center Masses. 10:30 a.m. Honor's Day Applications are now available I Kul sanah wa anti salmah MacAlister. and 5:30 p.m. If you would like to participate as a in the Dean of Students Office. James Creese Lector, musician, or be in the choir group, we are Student Center, room 215. Completed applica­ * Joieuse anniversaire If I had a nickel for every "friend' that helped welcoming new members for the New Year. tions are due on or before April 14th. 1969 in the I Frohliche Geburtstag out during a particulariy trying time. I'd have a Please contact the Newman Center. All are invit­ Office of the Dean of Students. nickel. Thanks for your sincere concern. I wont ed to attend our liturgies and pray with us. /3/ In other w ords ... A ppyhae irthdaybae! forget it. Contact: Sr Dorothy 590-8760. All are invited to attend our worship and pray with us. ST /term/ END Welcome back! Here's to the next 10 Sunday Worship Service. Drexel Asbury weeks. Let's enjoy - meet you at Cav's. United Protestant Ministry hokjs its worship ser­ vice at the Christian Assoc. 3601 Locust Walk at BE 11 ;00 a.m. Sunday morning - 3rd ftoor chapel. All are invited and welcome! A Bell A tlantic Company FRI /term/

Jack ■ Welcome Back after nine months. It will Monday be great to see you around campus. Good luck to @ Bell of Pennsylvania you and Nick with "Rocket Science." Gina. The Jewish Family and Children's Service presents "How to Live When You're Living at To the pledges of Alpha Sigma Alpha. We Home." a four-part workshop dealing with the ANNOUNCES are almost there! You guys are great! Thanks for stresses and strains of being a college student a great pledge period! Love your fellow pledge and living at home. The group will meet in the sister Pebbles. Northeast on four consecutive Mondays. 6 - 9:30 p.m.. beginning March 27th. Tuition is $10 (nego­ LIBERAL SEX, ILLEGAL DRUGS, AND tiable). To register, call Susan Kershbaum. 545- FREE BEER; three things this message has 3920. Co-sponsored with the Jewish Campus GATEW AY SYSTEMS absolutely nothing to do with. This was |ust a Activities Board and Temple Hillel. cheap attempt to get your attention so I could Bringing you to the forefront of information technology once again plug SPA's talent show. Sign up today at 3024 MacAlister. Wednesday Now...dial 890-INFO (4636), toll-free, via your personal Kim, Monica, Chris, and Diane; Daytona Gays and Lesbians at Drexel will hold its was awesome' Sun poison, one-liners, eppy meeting this Wednesday at 5:30 in the Fourth computer and modem and access the expanding world of on-line from Cleveland. Bimbos, cocktails, and of course Floor Lounge in MacAlister Hall. All are welcome. Melissa and Jacki. Let's party Mary We will be planning events for this term, including a dance to be scheduled, and speakers. information! Phi Mu Sandy; Thanks for everything during /ternfV pledging. Let's party together soon. Your little sis­ The following services are available: ter. Mary Volunteer Fair: Sponsored by the Interfaith Council: Wednesday. April 5th from 9 a.m. to 3 Stacs; so how does it fesi to be employed? p.m. outside the Bookstore. Please stop by and Dont worry, it will all be over soon. Good luck! see if you can offer your time and talent. Love Jillski. PS. The shore every weekend. ABOUT YOUR LEGISLATOR JOKESTERS Ms. Bunch: I guess there's alot to be sorry ACnVE LIFESTYLES LEHIGH UNIVERSITY LIBRARIES Thursday for. But I want to be your triend. BELL ATLANTIC E- MAIL MARKETWATCH Kay Phi Sigma Sigma! Welcome back from Scripture Study and Prayer; Will resume ONEMAN SYNDICATE NEWSNET an awesome break. But here's to an even better Thursday Apnl 6th 4:30 - 5:30 p.m. Come and join COMP-U-STORE ONLINE PA BUSINESS/LEGISLATIVE REPORT spring term. P S. Rodney, you're awesome us for an hour of reflection. Newman Center. Call ^weeethaart! Sr. Dorothy for infonnation, 590-8760. COMPUTER SPORTS WORLD PENNSYLVANIA FIRST RATE DELPHI REALNET Rick Oallman; The happiest of birthdays to DINE OUT TELE/SCOPE DAILY ALERT the sweetest of guys, even though it may fall on April Fool's Day Have a good one. Hugs and Future DREW UNIVERSITY TELE/SCOPE DAILY ISSUE kisses. Mina and Mary EMPLOYER’S JOBNET TELEBASE SYS/EASYNET International House Spring Festival, FROM THE GOVTERNOR’S OFHCE TRAVEL+PLUS Happy Hour Parly! Friday, 3/31/89. Come Saturday. April 8th 4 - 7 p.m. International food over before all the other parties. 432 N. 34th St. booths and crafts and art. 5 ■ 6:30 p.m. Folk GALAXY ONE VALUCALL Cover charge. Residents Dance Workshop. 7 - 9 p.m. Talent Show and GROLEER ENCYCLOPEDIA Parade of Nations. 9:30 - 1 ;30 a.m. Dance Party INPOPRO JaneBo; Great |ob as Phi Sig Sig Archon! with Reggae Band "House of Assembly." Love ya. your roomies Admission; Eariy evening $2 for students, $3 for general public. Dance Party: $5 tor students. $7 Hty Drtxel: The sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma general public. You can register on-line using your Bell of Pennsylvania present Rent-A-Greek* Thursday. April 6 7;30 p.m. at Sigma Alpha Mu. All process benefit the MACFAIR III Saturday. April 8th. 10 a m - 6 Calling Card*. It costs you nothing to look at the Gateway screens National Kidney Foundation. p.m. Pnze Drawings. Apple Computer and other developers will be on hand. Over 140 megs of that display the Information Databases available on the Gateway. Holly. Kim B., Christina, Suzi, Allison, Julie. Shareware and Public Domain programs. Cristina, Beth, Lara, Pam Anne Mane, Denise. Sponsored by the DUsers. A one-time fee of $5.00 registers you as a Gateway User. Wendi. Kim H.. Allison. Marcelle. Maggins. Jodi, Ericka, Amy. Cathleen. Cheryl. Trish, Stacey, South Asian Society will be sponsoring the Kristin, Candace. Chris S., Kim S., Beth S., visit of the Indian Ambassador to Drexel on April Dayle, Jill Paige and Becky (the newest members 10th, 1989 If you are interested in this event, call Browse for free! No charges apply until you actually connect of Phi Sigma Sigma): welcome back youse guys! 590-8757. Congrats again. Love, your moms (Tom, Nan, I2J to an information database. If you have any additional questions, and Kel) Baccalaureate Mass Planning: 1 p.m. call our Customer Assistance Center at 800-543-8843. Kalh: Thanks for an awesome vacation and Monday, April 10th at Newman Center. All seniors for being a friend. What woukJ I do without you? are invited to come! If you cannot attend, but are interested, call 590-8760. Love, Robyn. By the way, sorry about the acci­ * ABallafKoniyivniaGdlintCvdMyb*ofauiB*d«aocliav«fiaiiyavlocal Balledtan«ylvab BaaaaaOtBc* dent. Bowling at Drexel: Tuesday, April 11th, To whom II may concern: Although it may around 7 p.m., sign up at the Newman Center or have escaped your attention, the Triangle's for­ call 590-8760. mer classifieds manager Paul Esenswein, has returned home to the mighty state of Michigan to Service at the Rudolphy Home for the Blind: pursue his Co-op opportunities. Paul did a great Thursday, April 13th at 3 p.m. Come and play 14 Rolling Stone April 1,1989

wtenteUnm eHt E lvis is A live! Becomes Vice President for Student Affairs

by (;eoffre> Rigel Special io ilu Inam>U' Billy and the Scientists and housewives celebrated last week when Elvis Presley, the King of rock and Boingers to play roll, returned to Earth after years of living w'ith aliens in another Block Party galaxy. It was only last week that b> Dan Kather Dean Stellwagen was kidnapped ' CBS \

Record Reviews Luciano Pavarotti joins Metallica for a new album

by Dan Picket This album has something to Triangle Rock Lcf’cnJ be desired. Namely, vocals. Its just too damn hard to figure out Spaghetti Dishes From Hell what a song is about when you Pavarotti &. Metallica can't see the mimes — only hear them. This completely ruins A match made in heaven! songs such as “Walking Into the When these two timeless super W ind,” “Climbing the Rope” forces in the music industry and “The Man In the Glass team up it’s like magic. B ooth.” I've heard that the Pavarotti's voice rings with the M imes are great in concert, deep heavy metal riffs and hums however. They come around with the throbbing bass. With with a 5()0.0()() watt amplifier songs like “Pasta Vomit,” system - so you can hear their “Italian Death Trooper” and mimes loud and clear. “Satan's Provolone” we'll be ▲ ▲ ▲ Pavarotti seems to have lost a little weight in order to perform in his new hard rock style. seeing this album on both the classical and the metal charts, as Palestine State Of Mind his style a little more before thing-or-other bands that sound summing up the entire group’s well as many Italian menus. The Yasser Arafat and the Electric touring to have any success. But like a dying puppy — the.se guys existence. only bad thing about Spaghetti Liberation Organization don’t plan on him hitting the even say it in their name. This is The Dead Punk Dishes From Hell is that the United States any time soon The music on this album is Puppies’ first major album, even vocals are in Italian so you Yasir Arafat should just stick because even if he does get a totally horrible. In the song “A though they have had several might have a little trouble under­ to blowing up babies, airports visa his band refuses to get on pin cushion” there is no melody, other records out on minor standing the lyrics — not that and school buses. This guy was an airplane with him. just a throbbing rhythm. The labels, such as Cruel To you could understand them in just not cut out to be a rock ▲ 1/2 tunes ”A Door Stop,” “A Animals, Squirrel Hunting and English anyway, singer. It's painful to hear cover Duster,” “A Firecracker Tester" That Horse Is Glue. They also ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ 1 / 2 songs such as Billy Joel’s 1,00] Uses For A Dead Cat and “Dead Cat Stew” have real­ had a minor hit back in 1981 “Honesty,” Prince’s “I Would The Dead Punk Puppies ly bad lyrics, really bad guitar, with the song “Don’t Save The Marcel Marcenu Sirrgs Die 4 U” and a variation on a really bad drums, really bad bass W hales“ Marcel Marce&u and the Mimes Madonna song, “Like A Ver­ Oh no! Another one of these and really bad keyboards. They min.” Yessir needs to develop new new new wave punk some- are the best songs on the album. April 1,1989 The Triangle 15

Drexel sorority women tame murderer Entertainment Trivia Fools

1. Who were the original Not Ready For Prime-Time Players?

2. On SCTV, who was kidnapped by terrorists?

3. W^hat U.S. president appeared on Laugh-In and what did he say?

4. What was Woody Allen’s original job before he was frozen in Sleeper?

5. Where did the Blues Brothers play their first gig in the movie?

6. What can you learn to defend yourself against if you watch Monty Python?

Sorority babes do Jason in. 7. On which shoulder was Igor’s hump in Young Frankenstein? by Hem R. Rhoid his sexual frustrations. He real­ comes from one of the AMX Triangle Staff Pain izes that the only reason he used bimbos in reference to Jason's 8. What was Hawkeye’s full name? to kill horny campers was love making, “What a monstrous As you can surmise from its because he was jealous of them. beast! He's such an animal!” 9. Who co-starred with Bill Murray in both Ghostbusters and title, this eighth entry into the Now that he has “got some," he The acting is top notch, Stripes? Friday the 13th series. Part 8: takes-on a drastic change in per­ except for the AMX's. who Eight is Enough, is the last. The sonality. Setting forth on a new always act that way. For those 10. According to John Belushi, March comes in like what and film stans off with a vengeance quest (for skin, not for blood), who have always loved the group deciding that the only way Jason happens upon a fraternity Friday the 13th films because of goes out like what? to kill mass-murderer Jason is to Halloween party. He becomes their blood effects, be warned — get him off of his turf and into a the life of the party because there are none; instead, this film strange environment. They everyone likes his “costume.” is geared more to\\ards the sex- Answers to last issue's questions: choose to lure him to After downing an entire keg, fiend crowd. But not to worry, 1. “Orange Crush”; 2. Jude Martin - the Olympic skier, 3. Jack Philadelphia where they hope Jason is attacked and raped by this one out-ranks all the other Off and the Sticky Fingers; 4. “English Sheepdog”; 5. Dan that the mayor will take care of eight sorority sisters from Alpha films in the saga and is definite­ Quayle; 6. “Ireland Is Green”; 7. Jaywalking; 8. “Why Don’t him. It's somewhat confusing Mu Sigma (hence the double ly worth seeing, if only to catch We Do It In the Road?” 9. “Revolution #9”; 10. “Maggie Mae’ how he actually gets to the city, meaning of the movie’s subtitle). the different positions those but once he's there. Jason meets This wild sexual encounter kills AMZ's can get into. It's good to a drunken bimbo who's so plas­ Jason, preventing the possibility see that the producers of this tered that she lays him. Having for further sequels, and that’s loo series went out v^ith a bang. finally lost his virginity, Jason bad because he's quite a lover. Literally. has found a new way to release The best quote in the movie

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Adam Rubinowitz, a man losing his sanity, and will spend the A u d i t i o n s performance wandering about the stage and rambling on about f o r n e w his difficult life and loss of pur­ pose. Unique about this produc­ tion is that About is the only D r e x e l actor, a first for the Drexel Players, who have never pro­ duced such a small show. t h e a t e r “I know it's different, but I think I'm perfectly suited to p r o d u c t i o n direct this type of character,” continued Rubin while putting on a fresh new set of latex by Sam Mandell gloves. Deceased Theater Supporter “I think it's great,” quipped About, “organization, skill, and After highly unusual audi­ a good sense of humor. Yeah, tions, the .Department of Robin [Jaffe] is a great guy. Oh, Performing Arts has announced did you mean Adelle [Rubin]? the cast for this term's perfor­ Oh, she's not bad either if you're mance of “Unnatural, But under anesthesia.” Interesting Acts,” appropriately At press time, no other deci­ directed by Adelle Rubin, sions have been made pertaining Director of Theater. to the show. No dates or times The methods of auditions have been announced, or even were changed for this term to Great precautions were taken during auditions to keep conditions sanitary for all concerned. the ticket prices. Some sources accommodate the uniqueness of out for the lead part, the rest for- “I've had some strange parts during try-outs, but this is even report that no script exists, this production, and the whim of feited their chance after watch- before,” said A1 Tsek, a Drexel ridiculous!” but when it comes time to put on the director. Because of this ing what went on during try- actor, said, “and sometimes they Freshman Bob About won, the show. About will just ‘Wing change only one student tried outs. really ask you to do odd things through some pain, the part of It.’

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1. Ate at noon (2 wds.) 1. Two quarters 7. Church service 2. Herbal e.g. (2 wds.) 11. Golfball stand (2 wds.) 3. Hirsch sitcom 12. Ca. city 4. #11 13. Winter games org. 5. Senior curcuit 14. #15 6. Singer Johnny 15. Tin 7. #32 17. Moreno 8. Unchanged (2 wds.) 18. Cultivate 9. Former Reds ace 19. #21 10. Survey 20. Coffee 16. USFL problem (2 wds.) 21. and the Belmonts 19. Prof’s aide 23. Goldberg & Associates 21. Record players 28. #43 22. Debt 30. Is no longer 23. Walk 31. Energy source 24. the people ..." 32. Letter adition 25. Female sheep 33. Doug or Jerry 26. Floor monitors 34. Crosby’s partner 27. Fast plane 36. Calc, maker 29. Pig 37. #34 33. Victory 39. #3 34. #33 43. Beverage 35. 60's sign 44. Whale chaser 36. Actor Hunter 46. "Where the boys 37. Raise 47. Ace of spades 38. Flight Prefix 48. Govt. org. 39. #00 49. Singles 40. Philly anchor 50. Rogers or Clark 41. Maddens 51. B-ball coach monogram 42. Bird house 52. Rivers film “Rabbit 43. Comic strip 45. G ____ 49. Bible half

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Army/Navy April 4 8 5 (Tuesday 8 Wednesday) Grand Hall Creese Student Center 9 am to 8 pm

Genuine U.S. in Europe Surplus, U.S., Canadian, Italian cotton Kliaki Shirts, Shorts, and pants $5/$10. Genuine Issue Camel Desert Tiger Urban 6-Pocket pants $20/$27. Full length rain coat, trench coat $6/$15. Heavy cotton West German/Dutch 6-pocket field shorts and pants $7/$l5. Heavy Heavy Cotton Mexican Baja Pullovers & Blankets $12-15. Down Feather mummy sleeping jackets. War flags, band, hats, cotton tank tops, bags and lots more!

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