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M*-'-4*. If*. »-• Hs Told ths B.J REPORTER AND FARMER i for intstveptfac letter* |4e* I cv. n Lawyer. Greatly Underestimated. Safety of the Stupid. B. is well known for his un- he au<l was Httwd $» and 6*¦¦* « --y t»e Lawyer “Bobby,” asked his Sunday school “Bllgglns says that has no re- about TALES OF habits. He cuts his hair how dis- he ever said.” Place Hit DEFIED comely know raony pai I teacher, “do you grets for anything and the rest of the four tiniex a year there were?” The little boy “Yes,” answered Miss Cayenne, “that ADAMS A DKNTIIN. Proprietors. \ anttnn ha> het os' 5> ’ < -at ‘he ciples looks about the time decidedly nigged said that he did and answer- )s a satisfaction enjoyed only by peo- In r ? > ’it* v.f Nrbtw*ka ¦ i promptly I'* rti witness de- ears. He was making n who never of Hystertes of the Famous Classic ed, “Twelve.” Then he went on, ple say anything the espec Ymws hoc anti.rai which •«• a in bls last scribe a l>aru which figured Thursday, September ML IMS "And I know how many Pharisees least liniwrtance."— Washington Star. lages tv the mt* ’» > Tr>* %,t Turf. blew iwerte .Wi ct the English case. there were too.” of Sc is >*t«4atv<d ir»4* a* had the Imrn l>een ees «'¦•«*»<>" “How long “Indeed!” Hustle In Life and Death. surna NEWSY built?” STATE NOTES there have bes t w new css>* f«v a “Yes’m. There was just one less The American grows quickly, works A SCHEME THAT WENT WRONG “Oh. I don’t know—about a yeai rarotA and none ha* ever beea wcarW than there was disciples.” quickly, eats quickly, makes up his f«.«t about nine months p’r'aps.” is name Fitly men speat a day fghung a Yaniroe than *oa? miM* The wi mebby, “Why, how do you know that? It mind quickly, gets rich quickly and 11 Tell the fire which threateard tc dowa “But Just how long? Jury Pharisees He Is even buried ««wf h*aro»e nt rhe ktuhrw, w•* nowhere stated how many dies quickly quick- sixrwong Pci W Reb Taddmpton of the Blue how long It had been built” Revue. the gulch tnt4 the new* The fine <-4 Ww there were.” ly.—Paris atioe was rhe oe»i tramoe dn»-m»> R hta* In ISs»—Leander's Missing “Well, 1 don't know exactly—quite knew said reucited a wtrtta half wok of “I thought everybody it” potal a Mr of VrrfA *hr it »» by Felt*. Meta—A Dramatic Episode—Win- awhile.” Bobby. “The Bible says, ‘Beware of Drive prejudices out by the door* Deadwvxxi uJ U.tw**4 »».¦<). damac* *A»oew*d that had reported ae> anima, F."r»tdd In Dreams. for an Intel- •m “Now, Mr. 8., you pass the ’leven of the Pharisees,’ doesn’t it?” they will re-enter by the window.— unless it is aro* nbenken A dnaari for died of ft. new a* are of the and can’t tell berng ligent farmer, yet you —Youth’s Frederick the Great If to write the full Companion. eat tires haw »«arw< the tl wvrw peeaibW past Wi, narww of the diaeaae me bow old this barn Is, and you and <n*w of the I’lerby it would meat at then through narf>i<ssmMn> history have lived on the next farm fbr ten robinia o*.'iue revelations of The axhierhnwh » an dry rhai the startling years. Can you tell me how old your F’wft. behind the scenes of l>ern is? tell ua how ’ftamea spread with remark, ahlr rapidity The Margie <w esrstigv doings ©wn Come, now, ’ “There wtu t pormra er.wAwpee vhk'h the puWie has little suspicion old your own house is, if you think a»d the oiroest «’ar”h » heme kept ah an Id * financier "who was feared b> and actual know," lh» forroi no knowledge. you the wall h* hanA and the old farmer Fircee rooMvekl tv There is, for instance, little doubt Quick as lightning «W»® Kcwhitars. wiu armtrnr. ne the make an awummoat. lie ftuwred out that a wry diflVrent tale would have replied: ntiarge ct drcrkvtin'Ma, and after aonw that be would hr able tn pay *' etuis "You want to know how old ray broo told of Teddington's Derby but ni. ate part nt Sheriff iVok at the dollar "S. a oattuMt •Y'k house is, do ye? Well, it’s just about fur Um prompt action of his wide waler he needs of Mitchell he ata tad that he wa* !mn that had Awatt preetj beaetty as old as you be, and the roof awake owner. Sir Joseph Hawley. *trb heard of and cant* TdeerSlows? hie ,-rftrbt to about as bad.” Trtpr and that he ha< rterfvati tc Mir (xwt- seeing When the Kentish baronet attended taste to aee hiw. In the roar that followed the witness At cthaJ; wfth a lean. nf horn* end a -TXtu: the wbotacaW abvutvd the York spring meeting of 1851 he stepped down, and Lawyer S. didn't one ncryee The lean and huger were a the Standard Steel Plow Ytatng to make an »«'.r nient! Fay was amazed to find the bookmakers call him back.—London Globe. two-thirds of century same found, end latar « developer, that Koal 1 only ceit* ou the dollar! A pretty eager to lay odds to any amount W of America. Originated when all West of the lly r had atolai the ||| narr lean at Tripp stare nf thte* ttf* the i thing* against his colt, who was looked on as An Acceptable Clock. The of JH • River was a wilderness. history The sheriff nJ Hntcihinsoii and Mr. well sometimes Mississippi boy county yovmelf. Wholesaler.' a certain winner of the blue ribbon a A known professor Plow is the of the the owner of rhe lean. came and said :br general "It Is true became so much interested In his lec- the John Deere history agricul- tlcle, np erorekecf>*r. few weeks later. Sir Joseph at once ' fig the I iff. to These hard when the noon bell he "B tdantihad proper:* Rnahnard was pifng assign. scented the ture that rang tural development of the western half of our country. mischief, and, leaving j |||| “Wh times have <\! the deuce with the class five or ten minutes over taker hark to and the owner play very traveled fast kept course, he as as relays Bion me. And It's true I'm to the Certain restless drew ht» team home going pay hour. spirits ? Built with an imequaled perfection of swift horses could take him to bls Th oorts dollar. But all would ctay ft on the among the students thought they and mechanical A delagtawr nf Parturm. hQasiros training quarters, where he communi- of material, design “It your good*, ft happens, are intact. Not give him a gentle hint, so they bought p- n»-L atmeded th» of cated his to Alec bls Built for Lug? meeting onu&ty a caae has been o|>ened. and they shall suspicions Taylor, an alarm clock, set It to go off preclse- construction. Strength. Lone ar Ohrot trainer. ano prrweted be returned to you at once.' ly at noon and placed It on the profess- Built for wear. Built for work. a pemint mAzng tar a von on the *'Whatr shouted the wholesaler, an- As the result of their deliberations or’s desk when they came in tn the than ever. 'Return knew that he was qoestiar of removing the oonury seat to grier my goods! Teddington was at once removed to next lecture. They Thoroughly up-to-date in every particular. For sale by Not on your life! I insist on my law- another under the a little absentminded and expected PuTtcatnu The pennon was accepted box, placed charge Ochsenreiter Implement Company, ¦ ful 40 per cent, the same as the other and watch that he would not notice it. As the by the oonnty auditor and will he oan- of a different boy a strict hour struck the went off cmli'ors?’’—Washington Star. him and What- noon alarm Up-to-Date Machine House. E. veasad by the boarc on Sept 22 The kept over night day. with and those the class the a crash, of potmnm contains mart ihan 200 names ever scheme was on foot to disable Names of Flowers. not in the secret started and took in Above the required number, and the horse was thus effectually checked, It is Interesting to know how cer- the joke at once. There was a round soon resumed his as Parksroi. committee savs that the voters Teddington place tain flowers get their names. Many of applause. The professor waited un- first favorite In the betting and, as ev- ar* gejuorally anxwus to have the were named after individuals. For til the alarm and the applause were won the with Bounty seat at a more convenient Instance, fuchsias were so called be- erybody expected, Derby over and then said: “Young gentle- location cause they were discovered by Leo- ease. men, thank you for this little gift I nard Fuchs. Dahlias were named for Another mystery which has not been had forgotten it was my birthday. An Wiift M» George C Holmberg, of C— « Andre Dahl, who brought them from solved to this day is associated with alarm clock is something my wife has w y B Minneapolis, wrote her husband a let* Peru.