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»-• Hs Told ths B.J REPORTER AND FARMER i for intstveptfac letter* |4e* I cv. n Lawyer. Greatly Underestimated. Safety of the Stupid. B. is well known for his un- he au het os' 5> ’ < -at ‘he ciples looks about the time decidedly nigged said that he did and answer- )s a satisfaction enjoyed only by peo- In r ? > ’it* v.f Nrbtw*ka ¦ i promptly I'* rti witness de- ears. He was making n who never of Hystertes of the Famous Classic ed, “Twelve.” Then he went on, ple say anything the espec Ymws hoc anti.rai which •«• a in bls last scribe a l>aru which figured Thursday, September ML IMS "And I know how many Pharisees least liniwrtance."— Washington Star. lages tv the mt* ’» > Tr>* %,t Turf. blew iwerte .Wi ct the English case. there were too.” of Sc is >*t«4atveen ees «'¦•«*»<>" “How long “Indeed!” Hustle In Life and Death. surna NEWSY built?” STATE NOTES there have bes t w new css>* f«v a “Yes’m. There was just one less The American grows quickly, works A SCHEME THAT WENT WRONG “Oh. I don’t know—about a yeai rarotA and none ha* ever beea wcarW than there was disciples.” quickly, eats quickly, makes up his f«.«t about nine months p’r'aps.” is name Fitly men speat a day fghung a Yaniroe than *oa? miM* The wi mebby, “Why, how do you know that? It mind quickly, gets rich quickly and 11 Tell the fire which threateard tc dowa “But Just how long? Jury Pharisees He Is even buried ««wf h*aro»e nt rhe ktuhrw, w•* nowhere stated how many dies quickly quick- sixrwong Pci W Reb Taddmpton of the Blue how long It had been built” Revue. the gulch tnt4 the new* The fine <-4 Ww there were.” ly.—Paris atioe was rhe oe»i tramoe dn»-m»> R hta* In ISs»—Leander's Missing “Well, 1 don't know exactly—quite knew said reucited a wtrtta half wok of “I thought everybody it” potal a Mr of VrrfA *hr it »» by Felt*. Meta—A Dramatic Episode—Win- awhile.” Bobby. “The Bible says, ‘Beware of Drive prejudices out by the door* Deadwvxxi uJ U.tw**4 »».¦<). damac* *A»oew*d that had reported ae> anima, F."r»tdd In Dreams. for an Intel- •m “Now, Mr. 8., you pass the ’leven of the Pharisees,’ doesn’t it?” they will re-enter by the window.— unless it is aro* nbenken A dnaari for died of ft. new a* are of the and can’t tell berng ligent farmer, yet you —Youth’s Frederick the Great If to write the full Companion. eat tires haw »«arw< the tl wvrw peeaibW past Wi, narww of the diaeaae me bow old this barn Is, and you and i history have lived on the next farm fbr ten robinia o*.'iue revelations of The axhierhnwh » an dry rhai the startling years. Can you tell me how old your F’wft. behind the scenes of l>ern is? tell ua how ’ftamea spread with remark, ahlr rapidity The Margie and actual know," lh» forroi no knowledge. you the wall h* hanA and the old farmer Fircee rooMvekl tv There is, for instance, little doubt Quick as lightning «W»® Kcwhitars. wiu armtrnr. ne the make an awummoat. lie ftuwred out that a wry diflVrent tale would have replied: ntiarge ct drcrkvtin'Ma, and after aonw that be would hr able tn pay *' etuis "You want to know how old ray broo told of Teddington's Derby but ni. ate part nt Sheriff iVok at the dollar "S. a oattuMt •Y'k house is, do ye? Well, it’s just about fur Um prompt action of his wide waler he needs of Mitchell he ata tad that he wa* !mn that had Awatt preetj beaetty as old as you be, and the roof awake owner. Sir Joseph Hawley. *trb heard of and cant* TdeerSlows? hie ,-rftrbt to about as bad.” Trtpr and that he ha< rterfvati tc Mir (xwt- seeing When the Kentish baronet attended taste to aee hiw. In the roar that followed the witness At cthaJ; wfth a lean. nf horn* end a -TXtu: the wbotacaW abvutvd the York spring meeting of 1851 he stepped down, and Lawyer S. didn't one ncryee The lean and huger were a the Standard Steel Plow Ytatng to make an »«'.r nient! Fay was amazed to find the bookmakers call him back.—London Globe. two-thirds of century same found, end latar « developer, that Koal 1 only ceit* ou the dollar! A pretty eager to lay odds to any amount W of America. Originated when all West of the lly r had atolai the ||| narr lean at Tripp stare nf thte* ttf* the i thing* against his colt, who was looked on as An Acceptable Clock. The of JH • River was a wilderness. history The sheriff nJ Hntcihinsoii and Mr. well sometimes Mississippi boy county yovmelf. Wholesaler.' a certain winner of the blue ribbon a A known professor Plow is the of the the owner of rhe lean. came and said :br general "It Is true became so much interested In his lec- the John Deere history agricul- tlcle, np erorekecf>*r. few weeks later. Sir Joseph at once ' fig the I iff. to These hard when the noon bell he "B tdantihad proper:* Rnahnard was pifng assign. scented the ture that rang tural development of the western half of our country. mischief, and, leaving j |||| “Wh times have <\! the deuce with the class five or ten minutes over taker hark to and the owner play very traveled fast kept course, he as as relays Bion me. And It's true I'm to the Certain restless drew ht» team home going pay hour. spirits ? Built with an imequaled perfection of swift horses could take him to bls Th oorts dollar. But all would ctay ft on the among the students thought they and mechanical A delagtawr nf Parturm. hQasiros training quarters, where he communi- of material, design “It your good*, ft happens, are intact. Not give him a gentle hint, so they bought p- n»-L atmeded th» of cated his to Alec bls Built for Lug? meeting onu&ty a caae has been o|>ened. and they shall suspicions Taylor, an alarm clock, set It to go off preclse- construction. Strength. Lone ar Ohrot trainer. ano prrweted be returned to you at once.' ly at noon and placed It on the profess- Built for wear. Built for work. a pemint mAzng tar a von on the *'Whatr shouted the wholesaler, an- As the result of their deliberations or’s desk when they came in tn the than ever. 'Return knew that he was qoestiar of removing the oonury seat to grier my goods! Teddington was at once removed to next lecture. They Thoroughly up-to-date in every particular. For sale by Not on your life! I insist on my law- another under the a little absentminded and expected PuTtcatnu The pennon was accepted box, placed charge Ochsenreiter Implement Company, ¦ ful 40 per cent, the same as the other and watch that he would not notice it. As the by the oonnty auditor and will he oan- of a different boy a strict hour struck the went off cmli'ors?’’—Washington Star. him and What- noon alarm Up-to-Date Machine House. E. veasad by the boarc on Sept 22 The kept over night day. with and those the class the a crash, of potmnm contains mart ihan 200 names ever scheme was on foot to disable Names of Flowers. not in the secret started and took in Above the required number, and the horse was thus effectually checked, It is Interesting to know how cer- the joke at once. There was a round soon resumed his as Parksroi. committee savs that the voters Teddington place tain flowers get their names. Many of applause. The professor waited un- first favorite In the betting and, as ev- ar* gejuorally anxwus to have the were named after individuals. For til the alarm and the applause were won the with Bounty seat at a more convenient Instance, fuchsias were so called be- erybody expected, Derby over and then said: “Young gentle- location cause they were discovered by Leo- ease. men, thank you for this little gift I nard Fuchs. Dahlias were named for Another mystery which has not been had forgotten it was my birthday. An Wiift M» George C Holmberg, of C— « Andre Dahl, who brought them from solved to this day is associated with alarm clock is something my wife has w y B Minneapolis, wrote her husband a let* Peru. The camellia was so called for Leander and that memorable Derby of needed for our servant for some time. ter to Mttoball. S. D last December she a named who a kind remembrance on missionary Kamel, 1844. It was more than suspected that It is very your ' ' ¦ Sr little k new how uxteraaung the epistle brought some magnificent part” The professor then went on to specimens Leander was a four-year-old, but there wtmic ..rove, Holmberg is a of the flower to France from Japan. finish a demonstration interrupted by traveling was not sufficient evidence on which salesman By asiataAs the letter went Ha called It the rose of Japan, but his the alarm.—London Tit-Bits. to base an objection to bis running. In friends changed it to camellia. to John A. Holmberg, who owns a Mag- the race bis fetlock was broken by a nolias were of Names In Alaska. bom rtest din Ho named in honor Pro- Lyman county. liked kick from and fessor Magnol de Montpellier, who Running Rein, he was Llfe in Alaska is uncouth In parts, the contents sa well he refused to hors first brought the beautiful tree to effectually placed de combat He but it has its refinements. In Valdes jjßwi return it to the owner, and instead ans- was shot and but when France from America and Asia. Be- buried, a party there lived a man named who " Jake, ;Wr wered it tumalf, forth his fi- of who wished to test HBMBQ setting quli cause it trembled with the wind is sportsmen their kept a boarding house for dogs. When for his at dead of nances feminine favors. Mrs Holm- the meaning of anemone. The Latin suspicions dug up body the prospectors returned from their night they found that the head, which btfrg wise is young and pretty, at once word to wash is lavare, and lavender sled trips they would place their teams alone could settle the matter, was gone. in until donated her husband, who notified the received its name because the Romans his charge ready to start out the second favorite for the flowers into water when Ratau, this As he fed his guests on postal aacbonties, with the result that put they again. gar- race, was made safe a washed to perfume their hands.—New by cunningly bage gathered by a bouse to house can- Joha A wns indicted Holmberg at devised but who Orleans Times-Democrat bolus, administered vass, he was known by every one as Dead the wwod by federal grand jury' t was never discovered, and, to crown “Slop Jake.” plumber! this Derby as the most anil he fell and the "licensed shady Once upon a time ill, fraudulent on record, Running Rein, newspaper wished to chronicle the fact in and let me on your work. Statemet of Miles of Kailroad in Come figure Day County. who came in be first was found to No one, however, knew Jake’s other other none than Maccabeus, a four- and it didn’t seem worth while Main Line name, SOME PLUMBING IS A TRAP year-old. and thus an Impostor of the to waste the time of the editorial staff & St. Paul Railroad. Chicago, Milwaukee first But water. when it became neces- go so Insignificant a detail. So the Civil Townships and Villages. sary to the horse for an ex- ~ilj ra f°r old produce news was printed thus: I I Is a t P disease, Every Naaae district. Number of miles Valuation amination IIIHI of by experts it was found that “Our well known fellow citizen, S. that can do you an injury like had [ ' germ ' 671 Leander’s telltale $»®'' A*/".''; Waubay t0wn5hip....3.85|27 le, head, Jake, is confined to his house with a to been ' fi ds it a favorite place stay Was toy villagel.o2 16 746 spirited away. severe cold. It is hoped he will be out In connection with Central Point township3.4B 20 485 Running Rein, by soon.”—New York Times. /Mb r\ md multiply. Better not run the way, a dramatic story is told. A Morton 84 114 X a S k at*d have ur township4.l3 hJsfl \ i V< r * y° plumbing Captain Osborne had backed Orlando Fooling the Beans. RaciiM township 189 15 611 f;.'l done It is for a very heavy sum, and when Run- A Yankee of the quaint old time type y by experts. always Webster township 504 41 630 ning Rein came in first he was faced to bestow a coat of a than a was preparing c r v, : better to pay plumber Webster 14 580 ?j\' ] ) City.l.oo with the alternative of blowing out whitewash on his henhouse one spring / doctor. You must know that hot Kidder 04 49 890 bls jz' township,6 brains or being declared a default- long ago. He bad completed the mix- 64 180 He weather and are Bristol township 7.77 er. was just on the point of choos- ing of the whitewash, a writer in the poor plumbing Bristol village 79 13 830 ing death rather than dishonor when a Manchester Union says, and, looking XZ • a poor combination. Andover townships 52 45 595 note was placed in his hand. "Run- round for something on which to try the which Andover village6o 11 067 ning Rein,” rap missive, it, picked up a bean pole and ran the was from a friendly tout, *'ls an Im- brush over it Another local Harlem Branch character, postor, and ho won’t get the Derby who was driving by, stopped his horse Basner township 6.27 40 448 stakes. Buy up all the bets on Orlando and called oat: “Hello! What ye white- Union 3 51 22 643 township you can get, and yon willmake a for- washing your bean poles for?” 936 Shelf villagel 03 7 and Hardware! Pierpont tune." "Thought everybody knew that beaus Heavy 063 Andover township3.oß 18 The captain pat away his revolver, grow letter on birch poles,” returned Andover village3s 4 888 followed the tout’s advice and, Instead the other without pausing in his work. Madison Branch. of providing work for the undertaker, "Ye don’t expect to make birch poles found Lily village.sl 4 595 himself £IB,OOO in pocket that way, do ye?” Few horses have ever started a hot- "Mebbe not, but whitening of ’em *ll ROOFING AND GUTTERS! Tort townahips.77 35 474 ter favorite for the than Mc- make the beans think Derby the poles are of the best material and in first class shape. Boiler township .. 5.1831 847 put up v Gregor In 1870. So rosy were his birch anyhow." Baller 8 916 villagelo4 chances that odds of 9 to 4 were laid Bidder townahip46 2 828 on him to an enormous amount and Origin of Cemeteries. R. B. Fbling. Bristol .67 9 030 village the money was considered as good as In ancient times burials were always Bristol township 65 8 996 won. To the consternation, however, outside the walls of a city or town. of before the School Districts Main Line. » his backers, he seemed unable to Indeed, time of Christianity 1753 00 16 520 move freely in the race and finished a It was not lawful tn bury the dead bad horses who were within the limits. IM386 81 874 fourth behind About the end of not In the same century with him. the sixth century 8L Augustine obtain- 308.99 8 177 There was no doubt whatever that ed of King Ethelbert a temple of Idols IO 188.. 8.00 24 780 Macgregor had been drugged, but who —used by the king before bls conver- 1111.18 9 334 the rascal was who did the dastardly sion—and made a burying place of It, 106••••....! 89 15 611 and trick is as much a mystery today as It St. Cuthbert afterward obtained FORD AUTOMOBILES 101.3.01 24 863 was at the time. leave of the pope (A. D. 752) to have 102 8 08 35 028 It is of this race that the following yards made to the churches suitable 114 8 03 25 945 remarkable story is told; During the for the burial of the dead. 140 ’...308.• 25 945 night before the race a jockey called Rwlft saw the finish of the Derby in a The Little Ones. 145....8.16 36 102 dream. He saw Kingcraft, which he It was n bright and very original lit- 144 -197 16 272 recognized, pass the poet a winner by tle boy named Barber, who, upon hear- 1483.43 28 332 a length and a half, followed by a ing his father speak of “their neighbor, 48 1463 28 745 dark brown horse which he could not Mr. Wood and his children, the little 1402.64 30 980 identify and with Macgregor, the fa- splinters," and of another neighbor, School Districts Harlem Branch. vorite, a bad fourth. In spite of the “Mr. Stone and the little pebbles," re- of marked: “I Ml. ....305 19 676 jeering his friends, to whom he told suppose If they met papa Es|M 2 21 14 257 the story, he backed Kingcraft for they would say: ‘Good morning, Mr be to Barber. How are all .4 11 26 514 every sovereign could raise, and, the little shav |f9 • his delight as to the of the ersF 1-43 9 235 disgust scoffers, he saw his dream exactly re- produced—the favorite badly beaten His Advantage. School Districts Madison Branch. “You and the despised Kingcraft winning a can’t spell long words like hip- E IM 3-1® email fortune for him. popotamus and parallelogram," said hei 18 the little who UM 809 997 Even more remarkable Is a story of boy wore spectacles and a sailor suit jM M? 18 874 that great Derby race of 1862, won by **WelL” •16.., 19 366 the despised outsider Caractacus, rid- answered the boy who was den by Parsons, the stable lad. Al- leading a dog by a piece of rope, “dat’r J. Herman 3 821 H. 140. 46 where I’m I dont though Caractacus was so badly lucky. have to." 14A ....IM 8 115 thought of that Jim Goater Milwaukee A St, Paul 899 point Mai* Uue Railroad3ss Four Has the plank refused to ride him and odds of Kinds of Trouble. accented Bnutoh 98 978 Judge—What have Martern 40 to 1 wore freely offered against him, you to cay as to 96 678 the that local for Madisoo Btaaah a tipster gave Mm as a certain wtaner charge while the husband of agency 062 one woman JSd arnonnt tn Day county 546 an the strength of a dream to which you married three others T Bigamist-Simply thls-tbat ’ Ms blind daughter had seen the bene having four of a kind teal what FORD MACHINES Valuation win -wtth a Itttte bay on Ma bock « tt te cracked arp to be. Township 9 10 880 pale an death.” Bow vividly accunto Sehoo/ wan th* dream forecast was admitted and solicits The man who gets loaded has a your order. hr aU yha aaw the finish of that aenee- poor ntte-Beagmont (Tex.) lotor- countyM MB ttaaal Wtoi rioMto Tlt-Etto ¦tajn

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