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the like and "Primitive The third "Turret Jam!" of year, put on by songs "Opiated," "Creep,"

written the WLU Musicians' Network, melded all types Radio Gods," as well as a song by

ofrock, blues, jazz, and heavy metal. Whittaker called "Vitamin B."

About thirty Laurier students, friends, and From there, otherjammers joined in the fray,

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Marsden short listed for York Presidency

much information MELANIE SEAL that the two student representatives out as as we

" about candidate. CordEntertainment on the Board of Governors (one could an external

between the devil from the York student and one stu- "You pick you A group University undergraduate and the devil don'tknow," Federation of Students came to dent from Osgoode Law School) are know you

Chizick said, "Sometimes the devil Laurier last Wednesday to meet Dr. not enough. "The person who is don't know is better than the Lorna Marsden, potentially their president is going to shape policy for you

at five to ten Students do know." next University President. Currently least years. one you

Wilfrid Laurier's University should have at least inputif not pub- Marsden was too busy to meet

President, Marsden has made the lic knowledge of them," Jayson with the students during the visit,

York YFS Vice President: but "due to the she did not short list as one of University's Chizick, process,

want to on Chizick presidential candidates. University Affairs and member of step any toes," Marsden did talk to "It doesn't surprise me," said York's University Senate said, "We said. However,

make for Chizick the after Luke Fusco, President of the Wilfrid are going to proposals by telephone day

Laurier University Faculty changes in the policies." the York students came to Laurier. Marsden confirmed that the YFS Association, "She's an administrator "There should be no confidential

of talent... documents at York," Chizick said. representatives did try to contact with a great amount her by phone, but did not actually There are some opportunities you

meetwith her. have to take advantage of." YFS also concerned about Dr. Michael Stevenson, Vice "I'm is RLE it is President: Academic at York Marsden's salary (at $216,000

the the and how University has also made York's looking for highest in province) PHOTO affect York's short list, for presidential candidates. it would recent cut- their Despite York University's wishes backs in operating budget. someone York students came to Laurier to meet University President, Dr. for who to keep the details of the final two "I'm looking someone Lorna Marsden - the external candidate in their Presidential race from knows York, who knows the positive candidates confidential, a leak who knows and and the institu- vote on the recommendation. simply toreview." some of the student members of negative points,

inside and Marsden's current contract ends Asked if he was concerned that York's University Senate made the York tion out," Chizick said. ... that Laurier lose its president, Lynn information public. York's Concerned by rumours July 31,1997. may

have to other When asked how he felt con- said, This is an issue I Presidential Search Committee stat- inside and Marsden may applied "Absolutely. will close attention that institutions, Chizick said, "She might the time frame for the eval- pay particularly ed in a press release they were cerning there in level of want to consider where her uation of the President, Joel to. Any time is a change concerned that "the open- OUt. loyalties process - YFS VP:UA it lie. Where is her - Wilfrid Laurier University senior University Administration, ness [in the 1992 search] of the bloody loyalty Lynn; and is to the to ÜBC, Carleton, Laurier or York? Students' Union President, important to keep your ears process had acted as a deterrant,

she of the Review Committee - as do to us when we external candidates in particular... Admitting that he was personally in Why does want to come to member ground they

members of the favour of York's internal York? here? not at said, "It's a long espe- change each As a result, only candidate, Why Why stay very process, year."

What's the with for President - the search About the surrounding Senate will meet the candidates this Chizick said that Stevenson was Laurier? problem cially plus publicity committee." the of York's President, time around." unconcerned that the news had Laurier?" Chizick said. the execution of the hiring

on Laurier's own Evaluation The fact that Marsden made the Marsden said, "You put yourself When asked if she was upset become public. "He doesn't like the and learn the had become he he wall take Committee to make a recom- short list at York has to affect the the market you things." that news public, process, promised a plans yet said. It is that York's Board Marsden said, "It does show what look at it [the confidentiality policy of mendation to the Board of Evaluation Committee, Lynn expected

their 25 "Our first since this has of Governors will consider the the limits of confidentiality are. I've the Search Committee]", Chizick Governors at February meeting committee's and certainly been confidential... but said. meeting concerning the renewal of become an issue is Thursday," Lynn search report

there's Chizick said that the Marsden's At this said, "It's to the chair whether or appoint their new president on no point in being upset." four stu- appointment. up

not discuss it. Our is 27th. York Federation of Students felt dents travelled to Laurier to "find time, the BOG may evaluate and we mandate January

WLUSU Positions Filled

WENDY MILLIKEN He will graduate in the spring with Bombshelter and Federation Hall. has also held the Cord News an Honours Arts degree in Physical He positions at

and On Wednesday, the Students' Union Education. Waterloo Inn Loose Change

announced til at they have filled two As Programming and Services Louie's.

new positions. Mike McMahon was manager, McMahon has the diverse As Bar Operations Manager, is for hired as the new Programming and task of advising departments and Playfair responsible promoting

Services Manager and Dave Playfair individuals, and organizing events business and improving on Wilfs

to home was hired as Bar Operations and services to help with budgeting, success. He plans develop a

from home and 13SN3H Manager at Wilfs. planning, marketing and evaluating away atmosphere, PHOTO:

events. McMahon he is wants to to includ- McMahon has a long-history with says really appeal everyone,

and excited about his and he staff, students and faculty. NOiaVl/V Laurier. He has public manage- position, ing MARION and have lot is the best stu- rial experience as a residence don, hopes to grow into it, a Playfair says Wilfs

of fun his first month term. dent run bar in the He :OiOHd and residence manager. He also in 18 province. and HENSEL worked with the Students' Union Playfair is a graduate of the believes that the staff menu are

of Waterloo and has excellent and that the previously as chair of the Dirty University previous Bar student at the did a job. Wilf's Manager: New Job: Mike Mc Mahon Dozen, a group of leaders. experience working managers good Playfair

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theCord January 22, 1997 3 (News)— Princess Cinema labour dispute: Take 2

JENNIFER DINGMAN that the however, the they support projectionists. proposal was rejected

News have chosen not to attend the and to date Cord We no further negotiations until On January 15, 1997 at eight cinema you have negotiated have taken place.

o'clock friends and with the Please On the p.m., supporters fairly projectionists. picket line DeVries and

of the Princess Cinema talk to We look claim that your projectionists. supporters they are turn-

marched Princess forward to to cinema as Projectionists up returing your ing away many as 50% of poten-

Street to preserit John Tutt, owner when this lock-out has been fairly tial cinema patrons. During a con- and the cinema with Princess Members and versation with he manager of resolved. Tutt, explained

five hundred signed postcards of Patrons." that the business was doing very from the The Tutt neither at the well, while theatre support public. post- appeared pre- attendance was of normal cards, signed by theatre patrons on sentation of the postcards outside despite the actions outside. also the picket line read, "I will not the theatre, nor inside the lobby. Tutt included his appreciation

patronize the Princess Cinema until Since January 1, 1997, the pro- for the numerous letters and tele-

1 calls this dispute is resolved. urge you jectionist of the cinema, Calvin phone of support he and his

[John Tutt] to begin negotiations DeVries and part-time projectionist wife Wendy have received.

with the to a Sam have been picketing The labour is still projectionists bring Mclntyre dispute going with with each quick end to this lock-out." outside of the theatre along on, side standing their

friends and The media event was very color- supporters. respective ground on the issue at

of The of the hand. ful as supporters lined up outside projectionists are part

the theatre with postcards mounted Ontario Motion Picture Mr. Tutt is well within his legal

onto Local to lock out his large sign displays. Projectionists Union, lATSE, rights employees, as

A letter was the 173 and are for their their contract is now void. The PHOTO prepared by they fighting pro- projectionists. It read in part as fol- Union contract, which expired on jectionists are asking for the negoti- RLE lows: "Dear Mr. Tutt, Five hundred December 31,1996, to be renewed. ations to resume. Until then, the

patrons of the Princess Cinema have John Tutt presented the Union with Princess Cinema situation will still The Princess Cinema has been the site of picketing in an signed these postcards indicating a deal before the contracts expired, be a sticky one. on-going dispute between projectionists and theatre owners.

OUSA Director laid off

KATHERINE HARDING were twice their budgeted amount Report,' a report on the future direc- versity funding. Raptis said that, bility to the university student voice

for for office education also has far CordNews meetings, $300 over tions for post-secondary "OUSA more respect in in Ontario. OUSA is governed by its

"I will blame." said other and the accept some expenses, $3,524 over for legal fees, and the White Paper which Queen's Park than student Steering Committee by

and allotted for addressed the of which of George Raptis, VP:University Affairs, money salaries, issue privitization. organizations, which is important in OUSA Assembly, consists

and a member of the Ontario wages, and benefits was nearing its OUSA also mounted a successful seeing results." memberstudent governments.

Undergraduate Student Alliance bugeted maximum with five months "Don't Close the Book on OUSA is a provincial lobby group Wilfrid Laurier University

at last to their fiscal edu- that Student annual fee (OUSA) Steering Committee, go in year. Universities" campaign, which represents over 110,000 Union pays an of

Board of Director's Board Renee Pelletier cated students about the Ontario students. dedicat- for their in Thursday's members, recent cuts They are $10,000 membership

meeting. and Alison McMahon both by the Ontario government to uni- ed to restoring strength and credi- OUSA

Raptis's statement followed his expressed concerns about how

announcement that due to over- OUSA's financial situation had even

OUSA reached this Fellow board budgetting, was laying-off point.

their executive director, Michael member, Trevor Newell was more

Burns. concernedwith OUSA's accountabili-

Raptis reported that Burns him- ty to the students they represent,

recommended that he laid "when self be off they can't even keep their

because, "it was in the best interest finances in order."

of OUSA in back however should be the true for an getting in the Raptis is confident that University one place

black" and added that, "Mike left us Laurier's membership in OUSA, on good terms and with plans for "should continue" but added that, mind. the future." "OUSA should clean in open up shop

This Friday, an interim executive terms of finances and change mea-

will be selected fill director to the sures of accountability so this won't Open Yours! void left by Burns. The new director happen again."

will be receiving a substanially Raptis suggested that OUSA "needs around us. to We can achieve ourselves the lower salary. go to extremes and show where unity amongst by recognizing diversity

became of OUSAs dollar Raptis aware every goes." Your equality is guaranteed under the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. financial distress at their general Despite their financial difficulties, It is that the Students' Union recognize the need to fight for your rights. December when imperative meeting on 18, a Raptis reported that OUSA has had

review their and WE ARE! was presented on a "busy productive year" by

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Housing 101 Is this legal?

of their If not month are in terms proximity department. It is responsibility KELLIE SIEGNER pay? you are careful, you priorities

to of the to make sure that with four LegalResourcesCounsellor could end up paying too much for a campus, general upkeep places the of to rundown because UNIVERSITY AVENUE EAST house, as well as cost living or more tenants are licenced, as It's that time of year again; time accommodation,

next to there. well as such as two decide where you will be living you failed look around carefully. (University Place) having things

• individual leases, Do not a lease for the first exits, access to fire and with whom. But before The is an overview of a depending on sign extinguishers, year, following

electri- that look often, etc. are concerned commit to a for few in which students cur- your needs, two bathrooms, place you at; quite Basically, they you yourself place places with the of utilities not included, will not become available with the building structure and the twelve months, there are certain rently live, along terms cally heated, places these houses. The which should all be their leases, and therent month. shuttle bus to school, ten minute unti] late June (60 days notice for wiring systems in things you con- per leases in stu- scious of: REGINA STREET NORTH walk to campus, balcony, negotiable terminating August) so major problems concerning

lease, $370 month wait and see what is available dents in Waterloo tend to be of their - to • furniture rental? Forget it either (by Office of the Registrar) up per

■ -three bedroom PEPPLER STREET before committing Signing own doing such as holes in the walls the place comes yourself.

lease is one is the or of insects. front and • seven bedroom, split level house, a breaking infestations furnished or it ...for the house, easy; facili- to for the students, as doesn't. .Your back porch, five utilities not included, laundry next thing impossible. Unfortunately

"student considered to be the cannot minute walk to ties, parking, thirty minute walk to As standards go, the they are cause landlord students, as 12 month lease. $275 x 7 of Waterloo is rather of these problems, they must also be make you pay campus, parking campus, housing" of the solution. these use of month for the level rent Remember, rent on the furni- and per respectable are known "student hous- they utilities In the closer live being paid. The Property Standards places are as ture. garage, summary, you

cither the will office of Waterloo is for ing" for a cannot ￿ land- not included, to more responsible reason; you cxpect does your considered campus, you will the accommodations, in to live in the Ritz hotel on a student's lord live in town? rather old build- pay, and the less luxury you inspecting

old You have to what with the local fire budget. It sounds great at ing, wiring, enjoy. decide your partnership

if to be the unfurnished, 12- face value your landlord lives month lease. cause of halfway around $285 x 3/month. the world, but CHURCHILL O'Crime these what if the pipes COURT Bag start leaking? (off KeaLs Way)

« four individual vs. problems, -spacious and house leases: Are bedroom/five Theft Under $5000.00 Theft Under $5000.00 warned he became belligerent

hrsMon issued a duplex, 1300 -1630 hrs Mon 13 Jan 97 1450 13 Jan 97 was subsequently trespass each of you sign- they must person A staff member that A WLU student reported that his warning. ing your own sep- no backyard, reported arate laundry facilities, someone had entered his unlocked tote bag was stolen when he left it lease, or are also be the the Accident and thirtv - 112 iv e vehicle, the unattended in Concourse. Personal Injury (Non you your rummaged through

to box and removed some Traffic) roommates sign- solution. minute walk glove per- 18 unit? If of sonal Theft Under $5000.00 1430 hrsSat Jan 97 ing as a campus, use papers. for all utilities A WLU student reported the theft An ambulance was called a you sign one garage, Unauthorized of his cellular from the 3rd WLU student who appeared to lease, and one tenant cannot/will not not included, laundry facilities, next Soliciting phone have her shoulder when their of the rent what- door to corner 1330 hrs Wed 15 Jan 97 floor in the Science Building. injured pay share for a grandmother, lot, study

the falls lots of UW students Three males escorted from powder puff on Willi son ever reason, responsibility as neighboui-s, were playing

of who the 12-month lease. 5/month WLU controlled when Field. on the rest you co-signed $285 x property Trespass

lease. HICKORY STREET WEST they were observed attempting to 2240 hrsFri 17 Jan 97

• landlords will ask • in the A WLU male escorted some for your cramped, four bedroom house, sell perfume products con- non was from after observed parents to co-sign the lease as a free laundiy, utilities included, five course. Verbal trespass warnings campus being

walk issued in lot 7. When he was "guarantor" in case you should minute to campus, no use of were urinating

default in paying the rent. If you are garage, well lived in, parking pro-

old enough to attend university and vided, large front and back yards, month to live on your own, you are old 12-monthlease. $260 x 4 per

enough to assume responsibility for REGINA STREET NORTH

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Now that you understand what utilities included, one coin operated

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theCord January 22, 1997 5 OPINION

Editorial

Powder - puff not Cream - puff!

has started to for it. So, the Super Bowl is coming up this Sunday and Laurier getready But do I care? Women and

football - some a there. For some unknown reason this is an entire may suggest binary opposition game 1 was

unfamiliar the Laurier Hawks at Stadium but I'd have completely with. I've gone to support Seagram no idea why I the

to - Cord was cheering. However, finally I'm starting to learn the damngame and that's thanks Powder puff football. WEEKLY Laurier women havebeeninfiltrated into the popular, and traditionally male, sport of football. Lately, you may have Willison field and into each other. the out bashing - seen women on running plays, grunting Yes, Powder puff "The tie that binds since 1926" from the that it is called - Football League has started! Let me preface beginning powder puff football because it's

- we're weak - In it's the we're played in the snow, notbecause cream puffs. fact, just opposite really rough.

It's for with no introduction to it. To start Football is a confusing game. so complex, especially someone off, the

Before Powder - the I was concerned with were the ones who sold terminology is crazy. puff only Gaps jeans, con-

realize these holes the line. The "cadence"? I that the of sequently, now I are on thought was name last year's than deodorant fashion show. I've also learned that not just the tackles tackle, right guard is more a and tight end

hot The is but the ball. is notjust a ass. only clear position centre even they "snap" feel the huddle, don'tmind Regardless of the confusion, this game is fun! I actually important in I dressing in ten A Wilfrid Laurier University StudentPublication don't thatbad. Most of football so I at 10 and even the mouth guards taste all, is layers can practice PM, challeng- that doesn't don't smacked around. It's be Powder - is football but mean we exciting to able to 75 University Avenue West, Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3C5 ing. puff flag get be

it. (519) 884-1970 ext. 3564 aggressive and being "allowed" to express Fax: 884-7723 (519) fun and believe that it with the of Powder - I've tried to figure why I think football is so I is, exception puff, I've ext. 3566 Advertising: (519) 884-1970 introduced football. It didn't never had the chance to play before. No one ever me to was a boys game, girls play,

watched. was I to swim and skate but nothing about football? This should "Did the Backstreet girls only Why taught figure taught you put Boys on... change. It's just a phase." women's And in fact it is changing, more and more leagues are starting and high schools are beginning to add -Tina Tam that is for Women it to their intramural leagues. Women are beginning to realize football not just men. are break- justifying the addiction infiltrate them ing into male paradigms everywhere these days - so it makes perfect sense to into football as well.

This into "male" has created throughout the entire Gone are Editorial Board explosion of women sports ripples system. the

whereas these it's to days that women's athletic shoes were all pink and green, days tough distinguish men and Editor-in-Chief Melanie Seal because "men's" women's shoes from one another. They are designed similarly women are playing more sports. News Editor Tom Hrubes to their Women are playing with their aggressive side more often and are anxious express powerful personalities Associate News Editor Lori Dysievick involved tackle not "women" that they have been taught to keep bottled up. When in a vicious women are any- Entertainment Editor Aaron Hunter of - are human for the it. Assistant Entertainment Editor Robin Whittaker more they competitive beings fighting sport chance become familiar with the - to This is what makes Powder puff football so exciting. It gives us the game, Sports Editor Greg Chownyk be confused football and to work hard, to learn the plays and to form a solid team camaraderie. I used to by it frus- Assistant Sports Editor Jim Donnelly

trated I still confused it but now it's Powder - puff football be a step but it feels like the Features Editor Ann-Marie Smith me. am by exciting. may tiny threshold of Life Editor Ann Huskinson something bigger.

Production Manager Mike Vencel Editorial by Ann-Marie Smith, Features Editor those the Cord the edi- The opinions expressed in this editorial are those ofthe author, anddo not necessarily reflect of Staff, Cord Staff torialboard, or Wilfrid LaurierUniversity StudentPublications.

Production Assistants Sarah Hollands Colleen Nicholson LETTERS Mike Caesar

Tina Tam

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Copy Editors Megan Atkinson toEditorthe

vacant

that of the in soci- International Coordinator Katherine Harding Doesn't Like the Odds 10,000 feet is directly related to the one problems our

that become slaves in Student Publications Staff "AndJesus answeredandsaid to existence of a creator, the nature of ety is people

Photo Marion Hensel You that is made order to survive. are Manager him, "It is said, shall notforce a relationship never They required

Photo Technicans Steve Williams the Mr. VanAlstine his to do in order to make test on Lord your God'." clear. presents some activity whether JoanneSpadafora Luke 4:12 scientific facts but then abandons a a living, they want to or

Director That with Art Jeremy Kerr Dear Editor, rigorous analysis so that he can not. is one problem capi-

Administrator John which the individual Systems Maljkovich In the January Bth issue of the Cord, draw conclusions are scientif- talism, as Marx says,

On - Line Editor Andrew White This alienatedfrom her himself. Brian VanAlstine argues in a letter ically unjustifiable. flip-flop gets or

Robert Norris that Advertising Manager to the editor that since the odds of between science and pseudo-sci- Now I would certainly hope

Ad Sales Nolin LeChasseur and confuses the is a in itself, a Representees the earth existing "by accident" are ence is deceitful creativity reward

Rebecca Shropshire reward not limited to so remote, God surely exists. Mr. issue. monetary

Ad Production Manager Dannielle Chartrand Incentive is a term. VanAlstine also appeals to "common The core of Mr. VanAlstine's gain. relative

Ad Production Assistant Megan Barnard chance is that the odds of Earth Our economic has sense" by citing a greater of argument system relegated

Sandra Cunha fall from than of a God are so incentive to drives-eating, surviving a a plane of existing independent personal

English must and It dic- Gregory the earth existing accidentally. This poor that God exist. By extend- sleeping, procreating. Andrew Warrack tates that must have material argument is bogus. ing this line of thought we can prove we

Atheletic PeteRobinson we Advertising Manager VanAlstine to God's existence with deck of cards. Even the medicines Mr. attempts prove a possessions. If six from the Administration his religious convictions with sci- we randomly select cards buy are on payroll.

card the odds of Your next saddening statement: ence. However, science and religion a fifty-two pack, President Laurie Legault order "...innovations created that are cannot always be used together picking any particular are one are VP of Finance Kevin MacDonald The 400 — capitalist since they have different goals and in 14, 658, 134, very poor enjoyed by everyone. of VP Operations David Janzen benefits all of those in soci- different rules. Science is an attempt odds. According to Mr. VanAlstine's system Public Relation Michelle Love Manager cards have been cho- of economic status. to develop simple working models logic are must ety, regardless Board of Directors Shayne Lidkea But be but God because it is Thie, innovations are created. that may not "true", accu- sen by highly Beth Costelec Jen Clarke handled first for them to have been innovations are always rately describe a measurable reality. unlikely Christine Gergich Ryan Lock one Therefore the (television being At least in part religion addresses picked randomly. God by wealthy Domenico Magisano automobiles another). If absolute truths that our beyond our exists. example, have the the - don't power, reality and therefore beyond scien- The use of science or pseudo you

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theCord January 22, 1997 7 STUDENT LIFE

See what tomorrow brings

testicular A young man's ordeal with cancer

almost the of her die, Lawrence, older brother every day in hopes ing boyfriend Tracy says,"It Ron and

What found was hard, but that doesn't describe brothers Marky and BIEMAN some answers. they younger Todd, him lot out not Jeffhad a it. You're and know miss a too. his was very uplifting: helpless you Seeing moth- makes Todd CATHY brain tumour. He underwent you're helpless and that it er crying, said to her, "You after- that much should wall like I surgery on February 12th and worse." put up a do, so the

BY life without Jeff has been awful tears don't out." wards was in high spirits. get Marky used to

hardest wake at It wasn't until the next day that for Tracy. She says it's the up night and sometimes She PROVIDED Jeff found out what his family thing she's ever been through. still does. Tracy still has night- mares. Jeffs mom knew: the cancer had lost herbest friend and her life com- Judy wakes already up the time. had between 4 and 5 spread and they were unable to panion at same They a.m. every night.

PHOTO half Jeff and all it the been for six and a was remove of during surgery. dating years strong healthy. and None of his doctors knew Everyone spent hours in silence, not were planning on getting mar- he was

not ried. "I lost whole future. to sick that knowing what to say, knowing my going get fast. No one

that I was expected him to howto ease the pain. Everything 1 thought really die. Jeffs

do will said that A week after the surgery, Jeff going to never happen." mom people feel as though

the it will started having seizures on a daily She even misses hospital, never happen to them. But

because was the last cancer can hit at basis. It was another two weeks probably it anyone any age. Jeffs before he started chemotherapy or time she spent with him. When he family wants everyone to

went the but realize this. want radiation. The chemo fine but died, pressure was gone They especially

think about. like Jeff to realize after radiation he looked terrible. there was nothing to young men that

five "I'd to the with him should all be their tes- He was getting sick every min- go hospital they checking

Happy and healthy for the rest of life. It's ticles for once a utes and was throwing up blood. By every day my lumps month, just

he arrived the better than this. It's like like do self examinations the time at cancer way living women on life their breasts. Oh, I have slipped the surly Ixmds ofearth clinic in London he was extremely in limbo... Everyone else's goes Breast cancer is now end of the he but publicized but, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; ill. By the night was on yours. Everyone's gotten highly unfortunately,

and think I should be testicular cancer has not attracted Sunward I've climbed, andjoined the tumbling mirth having seizures every two or three over it they I'm much attention. don't ■ not... Of sun split clouds and done a hundred things minutes. over it... they're happy and very People

afraid. don't close know howserious it how it dreamed - and and His at the clinic I'm I want to is, You have not of wheeled soared swung mom arrived get young because I know and how the effects High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there around 2 a.m. and said that when to anyone again hits, devastating

and what it's like lose someone." be. I've chased the shouting wind along, andflung she walked in the room saw to can that halls him there, she knew he was isn't the one It is predicted today 1 in 3 My eager craft through footless ofair. lying Tracy only hurting. will be with the blue to die. His sister that when Jeff people diagnosed can- Up, up long, delirious, burning going Cathy says

I've Memories of Jeff child died she didn't about cer at some in their lives, and topped the windswept heights with easy grace as a sickly care anything. point It's like that whole of her life by 2010 it will jump to 1 in 2. Let's Where never lark, or even eagle flew came flooding back. She remem- part

with him at and seemed to do best to these And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod bered staying up night stopped, nobody our stop predictions

and that if she sat with care or understand. "I look at from becoming reality. The high untrespassed sanctity ofspace. thought up my doctor and do him he a whole lot See regularly Put om my hand, and touchedtheface of God. now, even though was no life differently now. your

little. self-examinations at least once a "High Flight", John Gillespie Magee, Jr. longer a child but a fully grown Possessions mean very Being

month. And if have even a hint adult, maybe he would be okay. happy and doing what makes me you

Jeff and is all I of a don't sit there, do ANN HUSKINSON one was in the abdomen and was But in the morning, had my family happy care worry, just

diameter. another this time about." about it. It's better to be Cord Student Life already 10 cm in seizure, so major something

He started chemotherapy and that Tracy, Jeff's girlfriend, and his His mother, stepfather safe than sorry.

After five had to leave the When Tracy looked out of her window and became very ill. or six mom room.

his hour saw Jeff smiling at her, embracedby rounds, the tumour in abdomen they came in an later, Jeffwas

he seemed and incoherent. a blanket of white light. He looked had shrunk and fine. By on a respirator was

he had 7 but peaceful and healthy. She was glad the time it was summer He stopped breathing at a.m. BIEMEN to see that he was finally well and begun working again and going out the doctors kept working on him, happy, but it didn't help her deal with his friends. trying to get his heart going again. CATHY with the pain of living here on Earth What's really sad is that his Jeff's father Art and his sister Cathy

for the clinic The BY without him; of never again being friends only seemed to be there arrived at at 8 a.m.

able to talk to him or touch him or him when he was well, and when doctors came in ten minutes later

and said that had lost him. He hold him or smell him. This is a he needed them most they were they PROVIDED of a who have nowhere to be found. had 23. story young man may They a was only still been alive today, if only he had hard time seeing him sick, but their Jeff had always said that he

could beat the but his mom paid attention to the danger signs. absence hurtJeff a lot. cancer, PHOTOS Jeff's doesn't think he believed it. It was almost two years ago His sister Cathy described really

didn't when Jeff Bieman first noticed a illness like being on an emotional He want to try different or

when lump on one of his testicles, but he rollercoaster. Just when they innovative methods, even

bother to better and else was He didn't tell anyone or get it thought he was getting nothing working. would would "Don't it." checked out by a doctor. Testicular things looked hopeful, there say, worry about

tried to cancer only strikes men between be anotherbattle to overcome. He always protect everyone

from the and from the truth. the ages of twenty and forty and has In early September, Jeff under- pain

it's in a his check for It is 10 months since a 95% cure rate if caught it's went test on lungs to now over has first stage. Jeff was in the third damage done by the chemotherapy, he died and his mom says time

when and detected. He all. had stage on January 27th, 1995, cancer spots were not helped at They recently first Christmas with- he was told he had cancer. again underwent a series of chemo to spend their

mid- Jeff. said but The lump that started out pretty treatments which ended in out No one anything,

before had December. he well about it and small a year now grown Luckily, was everyone was thinking

3 He Christmas the of them to be to a diameter of cm. spent at enough at to enjoy none were truly happy

the and time with it wasn't the same least a month in hospital spent friends and family. together; just

the doc- in the new without Jeff. lost 30 or 40 pounds before Early year, Jeff began Jeff after several sessions of of the ofwatch- chemotherapy tors located a second tumour; this having seizures. He went to London In speaking pain

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in show face becoming trapped an unfulfilling employers your before career. He began by outlining how you show them your resume. If you much careers have changed over take a tour of the office remember 1/2 Price HI the Individuals years. in today s job to show some enthusiasm. "The market that ask should realize a career questions you are as important is •« no just one long climb on as the answer," ■- longer questions you .r . -W' the corporate ladder. Smith said. s, there fewer • .fy Today are jobs, and As students, we should be able those few of that jobs are much more to recognize the signs a job and volatile. Only 57% of people have has a short future. You will know if Saturday Sunday

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theCord January 22, 1997 9 FEATURE

G.L.O.B.A.L.

Gays,LesbiansLaurierat or Bisexuals

THOM RYAN

Cord Features Laurier has long fostered a neo- 'You' and possibilities conservative image, and perhaps queer

this for reason in part, it has also

garnered a homophobic as TAMARA a image ing slow," or "I want to come over/it's need I When Michael Stipe of R.E.M., a person con- well. other While universities - Special to Cord Features can't explain/to see you again" it is fairly clear stantly dodging questions about his sexuality, have built active and often Them. politi- You. Me. I. They. We. The English lan- without naming names that Etheridge is singing sings the song entitled "you" there is a queer

few "I cally partisan gay groups, Laurier, guage contains a gender-neutral pronouns about 'the love that darednot speak it's name'. possibility. The chorus love you crazy/I love

it has remained static in which of have used turn on" could be delivered seems, some us may when we did When k.d. lang, described by Ixmdon's 'Big you madly/ you me

this vein and chosen to largely not want to disclose the gender ofa new friend. Issue' as a "knicker wetter," sings about a "con- to a 'you' of any gender or sexuality.

the of the ignore gay component Both straight folks and queers alike use this stant craving" caused by "someone [who] Could "Losing my religion" be a euphemism

student and trick when would marches brave/here beneath skin" for out of the closet? body faculty. linguistic we prefer ambiguity my one can coming and lack of Admittedly, apathy a to gender identification. Throughout the ages be reminded that, as a vegetarian, k.d. chooses

cohesion on the part of the gay gender ambiguity has been a favorite device of not to eat meat.

of Laurier has also population gay and lesbian artists to allow them to encode reinforced long a homophobic queer desire into heterosexual models and image. forms.

As a bastion of learn- for the higher Take, example, famous pastoral poem universities ing, serve as an impe- by Renaissance writer Christopher Marlow, "The

tus for the forging of contempo- Passionate Shepherd to His Love". (Everybody

ideas, rary attacking the issues, read it in high school and nobody said that it

and the be setting political agenda might a gay love poem, right?) The poem for the attitudes and futures of the begins and ends with a request to "live with me SEAL students who attend there. and be love". love be another my His may shep- IE The of university, by virtue a herd for all that the reader can actually deduce LAN

and the ME youthful population con- from the name love. The shepherd does promise

stant into the "a made of the finest wool" which inquiry preconcep- gown may

tions of is the for the reader to that society, venue cause say 'only girls wear PHOTO: radical social change of choice; no dresses' but it is true that both boys and girls

other pingle seeks demographic wear dressing gowns. cTAr.cn much as challenge, diversity, or Melissa Etheridge's little secret is not much of

social than the it political, activity a secret anymore. Whether is "your little

I university body. secret," "I really like you baby," "you and danc-

it is slow to Laurier, appears,

in terms of change gay accep-

tance, and GLOBAL (Gays,

Lesbians Or Bisexuals At Laurier)

has been Sexism and working for years homophobia

toward a more visible and mean- ingful place in the community. roles Gathered here conventional are some per- Challenging gender submitted spectives by our gay the tradi- between homo- roles - then community. Only through a ANONYMOUS designed to empower some and The connection assigned yes, It will be of Features tional will suffer. greater sense harmony from Special to Cord oppress others. phobia and sexism helps explain family"

both within the the actual that will win out. gay community All prejudice may ultimately be The sexist man hates lesbians why women are generally more family fem- and without Laurier's than There's a lot to suggest that can image rooted in fear, ignorance and a because they have 'stepped out of accepting of homosexuals les- inist and gay and be expanded, and finally achieve desire to dominate others. However, line' and openly rejected male dom- men. organizations benefit by where isn't several social critics inance. It also feminists bian would a goal being gay any recently (such Gay men are despised explains why rights groups closer ties. kind ofissue at all. as Suzanne Pharr) have claimed because they break ranks with and homosexuals often face the adopting

there are sexist that homophobia has its immediate patriarchy, thus undermining it. same forms and types of criticism. Unfortunately, are homosexuals as there roots in sexism. As well, the possibility (however For instance, both groups have just and by adopt- The link exists, or so the theory remote) of being sexually dominat- been accused of hurting the "tradi- homophobic women, each group is tional this is true: these goes, because of the way our patri- ed by another man is extremely family." In a sense ing prejudices ultimately archal the feminists and homosexuals chal- into a that society defines gender: men threatening to sexist, since it buying system

roles hurts themselves. are dominant and women are sub- would imply he was the 'woman' lenge the conventional gender in the Two excellent books - to and in missive men make passes and (by his own definition). assigned men women with sex- Laurier that deal them - The library women are to accept men sexist sees gay men as act- marriages. Homo- "traditional fam- ism and homosexuality are fuck and women get fucked. It's ing like women, and so he deals However, if the by A of Sexism, held feminists thai all with them the he deals is based on dominanceand sub- Weapon widely among same way ily" phobia: Heterosexism: if it includes domestic vio- Suzanne Pharr and or most of what our society calls with women - attempting to subdue mission, Patricia lence and the An Ethical Challenge, by masculine or feminine is not natur- them with verbal and physical vio- rejection of family

into and Ralph Smith. al at all, but a cultural construct lence. members who do not fit Jung

10 January 22, 1997 theCord -(Feature)

DARREN WINFIELD of thinking you.

A senseless Special to Cord Features I dream the most wondrous dreams

It's of you. They are you.

WhenI look into your eyes Your face

there's no me, Your eyes

there's hands beating no you, Your it's just us Your lips

and I know You.

must have been the ANONYMOUS feeling, effectively that you are one

for the Special to Cord Features cut off inside this alley, or perhaps me. Youare one,

cracks line the there. and if Disjointed pavement dragged How thoughts must nothing ever happens here. It might be because the have raged through his mind. 1 For now. that's okay.

the and asphalt was laid badly or because wonder how desperation and loss Forever. Because I met one, of for the cement blocks near the walls control made him react? Did he only guy me

but the cracks back did he I When smile for heaved, to me are try to fight or give up? you now.

the is loaded that I would inside Forever. there because ground try to reassure myself You a light goes on me

the I Are and I You burden of what back. would down The am so happy. are the one. with heavy fight go fight- One happened here. ing. C. kind The official stated This is a blind alley, the police report It's you.

"L" that that "Duncan" I the which is shaped like an so was brutally spend every waking moment (Dedicated to one, the only)

the deepest part of the alley is attacked by a group of individuals, obstructed from the view of one at least wielding a blunt object.

walls of the confirmed St. passers-by, and the He was DOA at ruddy buildings ascend straight up Michael's hospital. It was recog-

nized official hate a to ensure no human escape. Not as an crime,

the best part of town, but certainly 'gay bashing' resulting in the death

•

W ■ M at Church of this victim. It also noted that not queerspace central was

Street in Metro Toronto either. there was sufficient cause to

This sort of thing can happen believe the band of thugs were also anywhere. There are fading stains homosexuals: "Duncan" was among the cracks, and I wonder if accosted because he was a swish -

I they were from him. used to think an effeminate homosexual. I I that this sort of didn't I did not know "Duncan" and I jfliPSll thing happen,

had do not claim to understand the and as people we grown up cir-

under he enough that homophobia was a cumstances which came 1 to fateful that I TNMEE horrible thing of the past. The sad be in that alley night. KKEtANS

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1997 theCord January 22, 11 SPORTS

Hawks open with split

Loss to Western countered with blowout ofBrock

catch Western off The result hit 17 of 28 free throws compared to Ryan's statement guard. sure came to

18-17 Laurier lead after the Laurier's 7of 10. Included in this fruition on was an Saturday. Close wasn't

first ten total 6 Webber in the minutes. were straight by good enough as Hawks traveled

the latter of the half, the final minute to ice it for to St. Catherine's In part game's and crushed the the of Brock Western was on verge pulling Western. Badgers by the score of 87-

of from the coach Jeffries 65. away, but a pair threes Despite defeat,

Hawk Jeff Zdrahal cut the was of his team's effort and Lauder's guard proud superb backcourt once

the "not at all at how close led the Mustang lead to 43-39 at half. surprised" again way with both Zdrahal

half started an the Hawks the and Sandstrom The second on played heavily scoring 30. In addi-

ominous note as Western forward favoured All in all, this tion, the Hawks frontcourt Mustangs. did a

of team to be tremendous Chris Webber broke one the rims year's Laurier appears a job in shutting down

After talented team that last Brock's PHOTO on a monster, fast break dunk. much more big gun Ryan Fabi, who was

the ensuing 25 minute delay, play season's underachieving group. held tojust six points. FILE resumed and the two teams traded Indeed, the excitement at this The impressive win, along with

baskets the of the The was unlike the close loss to rest way. past Wednesday's game Western, has sent

SCOTT STEVENS Hawks the rebound- Hawk in to Wednesday night against the peren- were keyed by any basketball game recent an early message the rest of the

Cord Sports Western of and the Jeffries and his team to that nially powerful Mustangs. ing forward Kevin Ryan years. hope league this year's edition of the last After underachieving season, The Hawks were not intimi- ofZdrahal, who continue their and Hawks can't be taken clearly long rangebombing exciting play by lightly, espe-

the men's basketball team dated Western's numberfive from behind of the stu- in where proved by lofty was virtually automatic doing so encourage more cially a year the standings that this should be a different national battled the arc. Zdrahal finished the dent to watch this to be year ranking, as they as body come up promise tight all season long. their before with The story as they began regular hard just falling short, 77-74. game's leading scorer 26 and and coming team. Hawks get a big test tonight week with From the it and when travel season this past games opening tip, was was joined by Ryan, Greg The optimism positive atti- they to Guelph to take

Western and two that not and Bob against Brock, apparent Laurier was going Sandstrom Papadimitriou tude of this team is definitely shared on the upstart Gryphons who cur-

that owned the Hawks last to let themselves be around who double After seemed squads pushed all put up figure point by all. the game, Ryan rently sit at 2-0. The team then

season. by the much bigger Mustang squad. totals. to echo the sentiments of the entire returns home on Saturday to face

The team the The Hawks out the town opened regular came with a tight, The difference in the game squad when he stated, "next time, cross rival Waterloo

season this defense that seemed to the Western won't be Warriors Game time is impressively past pressing though was foul line, as close good enough." . 2:oopm.

Hawks volley to new heights 6-1 record good enoughfor share offirst place

SCOTT O'HARA tied for first place with McMaster,

Cord Sports the team to which owns the distinc-

The men's volleyball team's tion of defeating Laurier in the regu-

Cinderella story continued this past lar season. The loss came at a time

week as the boys made a trip to when the Hawks were burdened

London last Wednesday to take on with several key injuries. With a rel-

the Western Mustangs. The atively weak division in rivals such

and Mustangs clearly had revenge on as Windsor, Guelph, Brock

their minds as the Hawks started Waterloo the Hawks have beenrela-

the season with a huge upset victory tively untested other than the early

over Western. However, the season upset and the injury plagued

Mustangs problems with the Hawks trip to Hamiltion.

continued The Hawks be as they once again came continued to a when up on the short end. SCHMIDT wrecking ball this weekend marathon other in the In a match which last- they hosted three teams

hours Can-Am ed an incredible 2 and 45 RAY second annual made minutes, Laurier snuck out with a Tournament. The Hawks

of McGill, Guelph and four game 15-12, 12-15, 15-9, 15- PHOTO: short work the 13 victory. The Western fans were Vassar College and won tourna-

treated took home MVP hon- to a hard hitting, side-out ment.' Shonk In a two hour match, the Hawks defeated a hell-bent Western team match and teammates filled which saw the Laurier ours joined Ryan

outlast the and Todd on the team veteran laden team. With the team now at 6-1, squad as the starting power hitter. shoulder which hasn't seen action in Brown Doughtery

team. team. Western Head Coach Brett the playoffs in sight, Shonk may find Fenton made sure his impact was a 18 months, Fenton could prove to tournament all-star their The team looks to continue Thomas was happy with his teams himself with the overdue honors felt immediately as he slammed be a key ingredient downthe stretch when they performance stating "the side-out which somehow missed him last home 27 kills in his first game as a for the Hawks. winning ways tonight

If host Game time is game is by far our strength. we year. Golden Hawk. Currently nursing a The 6-1 record leaves the Hawks Guelph. 8:00pm.

can just keep focusing on that, we Laurier's offense, even with

like Western." Shonk's can outlast teams consistent play, has at times

Although the victory was clearly looked anemic. Head Coach Brett

a Ml team the man was Thomas have found the Hawks effort, go-to may solu- Losing streak continuesfor again Kevin Shonk. Shonk had an tion to the problem in new recruit

incredible day offensively with 45 and starting strong side hitter of swings, Shonk's balls hit the floor 35 Anthony Fenton. Fenton originally CRAIG TULLETT but Kataiji is wonied about bis team's lack progress but call Laurier He "we to beat them twice, times. Defensively the man they from Burlington, comes to CordSports oflate. added, have

we aren't making any "Shonker" added in 6 blocks for a after several unhappy years at With only a handful of regular season games left, the their getting better and

excellent American universities. themselves good all round perfor- women's hockey team has landed in some- progress." its share of to Lewis at Toronto not without mance. His consistent play this sea- Fenton first went down what ofa tight squeeze. The game was of him the with Hawks have come to expect son has again made coun- University in Chicago. Although Now sitting a record of 5-4-1, the Hawks controversy that the Blues the As to within a goal, a try's leading scorer. extremely successful on court, dropped their second in a row last Thursday night as each outing. came sneak the crease, interfere Leading the country in scoring is Fenton had problems with the they Fell 4-1 to the top ranked Varsity Blues. The Hawks forward managed to into to kick staff and left for lost last 4-3 York. with Charmaine Boteju, then proceed nothing new for him, as he also did coaching soon Sunday by a count to goaltender missea teams much After "We noted Laurier head coach the into the net All of this was completely it last year. With the Bringham Young University. played very bad," puck

out for a "VVe all the and the crew. improved record Shonk could find sitting year, Fenton played Kelly Katorji. were losing dogfights by officiating

at for a before he beat the "That was the turning point," himself in new found territory, BYU year deciding were getting to puck." definitely saldJKatoiy. then killed us." in the form of had enough of the social setting and The prognosis is worsening for the Laurier as "We pulled to within one thatjust which may be come squad Thursday and than his for home, die most ofthe The Hawks face Guelph at home on an All-Canadian. More likely packed bags unhappy they approach important games season, for the team last since he and not "We have to win the next four said Windsor on The one bright spot looked over year, disappointed. Having games," Katorji. Sunday. losing come despite their recent was for the last and a half, "This is a battle for third place in die form that played on a team which 0-12, played year Thursday's game against may for lead at Laurier in streak, still hold a 10 point over Queen's voters probably figured he was the Fenton enrolled Guelph." . they the thus far the have beat the Hawks, the last only offensive threat for the winless January, immediately joining Gryphons yet to playoffspot.

12 January 22.1997 theCord -(Sports) Notebook: OUAA Athlete ofthe Week, and... Swimmers make a splash

GREG CHOWNYK The men's squad enjoyed an Fuke, who had five wins including

CordSports especially successful weekend as the 100 and 200 metre breast-

the Both the men's and women's swim they defeated Waterloo for the third stroke, the 200 metre butterfly,

in action this week- time this season the score of 178- 200 metre and the 200 teams were past by freestyle and hosted both Waterloo 138 and a close on to the individual John Pelleck end as they dropped medley. and Laurentian in the final home Voyageurs 79-78. Damn Nikolaus also had victories. meetof the season. The Hawks were led by Tom The women also enjoyed an solid

weekend as they handed Waterloo a

151-133 defeat. They fell 105-61 to Mistakes hurt Laurentian, but it was a significant improvement from the last time they FERGUSON faced Laurentian.

led Dayna Patterson once again JEN and has women's b-ball the way with six victories definitely been the anchor of the PHOTO: women's team all year. Jacquie

AMANDA STOCKS However, inconsistent shooting Kersey and Jenny Parwicki also Hawks had a victorious weekend in the pool the Cord Sports once again plagued team as swam well, contributing important of Jeff Even with tough defense, aggres- they fell short of the win by the points. on February 9 at Toronto, vvMe the- The addition guards

and three shots, of 62-57. When shots With meets men will a week later in Zdrahal and Sandstrom has no sive screens point score were championship compete Greg

coach Dean the OUAA's Zdrahals 56 in the women's basketball team came not falling and the offense was not approaching quickly, at Laurentian. doubt helped. points

- him short after to both the individual efforts Boles is with how Pleasant surprise so far Laurier his first two earned up losing running fluently, especially pleased games has basketball fans have be OUAA Athlete of the Week, while Western Mustangs and the Brock became a hazard for the squad. the women's team developed. to pleased

maintained all that all with the of the men's Sandstrom contributed a solid 30 Badgers this past week. Second-year guard Traccy "I've year we early progress Brock On Wednesday, the Hawks host- linklater said that "basically people needed was experience. We can't team to this point. Although just point outing against on the coach too to do as well as we did last two into Saturday. ed the nation's number one ranked were trying make things hap- expect games season,

but wasn't a effort." but won'tbe Jeffries has his team playing a Let's hope the team can continue team, the Western Mustangs. pen, it team year, we pushovers." Gary

close in an individ- The OWIAA are of basketball. to make strides in this direction. Despite keeping the score Although every game championships very exciting style effort after the first half, the team seemed ual may spark a change in it to lose its energy in the second half. momentum, in the end, is a team will the The Hawks lost the game 76-53. effort that win game. the Laurier's biggest problem was The loss means that Hawks

with the that although they were taking high have now lost the series

and the percentage shots, few were falling Badgers as a result, team be in of through the hoop. Early in the may now jeopardy qualify- the OWIAA this game, the Hawks missed several ing for playoffs year

breakers will be easy layups and free throws which since any tie would have made the game closer. awarded to Brock.

As second-year player Erin Towns Towns believes that the next put it, the Mustangs are "a good three games will be extremely team and they were playing off our important for the team and that mis takes." "We have to win against these

Saturday afternoon, the Hawks teams in order to stay in contention were looking to end the week with for the playoffs."

the a .500 record as they faced the The Hawks take court

Brock Badgers in St. Catharines. tonight in Guelph and then return

Laurier already defeated the home Saturday to face the Waterloo Badgers before the Christmas Athenas and former coach Tom break and were well aware that O'Brien. they had the capability to defeate Tip-off for the Waterloo them again. matchup is 32:00pm. iippggji'igi

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theCord January 22, 1997 13 (Sports)- Wanted: goals, please!

JIM DONNELLY Laurier entered the second peri- Already 5-1 (Waterloo had

Cord od down but Sports only 1-0, unfortunately scored a late goal in the waning

The competition couldn't get much they came out like the game was minutes ofthe second), Schnare was

the men's decided. more difficult for Laurier already pelted with shots as the Laurier

hockey team . Waterloo took advantage of the defence, usually relatively solid,

The Hawks (3-12-1) played two Hawks' newfound defensive apathy allowed breakaway after break-

last home-and-home and to Schnare games week, a began pepper with away. The final score, miraculously,

series with their hated arch-rival shots. for was only 6-1 the visitors.

Waterloo Warriors. Despite their Things continued along these "They outplayed us pretty badly," recent losing skid, the Hawks lines for most of the second. A two said head coach Wayne Gowing. HENSEL

seemed both mentally and physical- on one with only a lone winger back "Waterloo played a fantastic game

fac- ly prepared for the challenge of for Laurier shortly into the period offensively, and we just could not

ing the Warriors for two consecutive madeit 2-0 Waterloo. contain them." MARION

games on Thursday and Sunday Just minutes after, Waterloo The second half of the series,

at Thursday's game the Rec scored again on the power play played at the Columbia Icefields, PHOTO: Complex was the team's initial test. when a point shot rebound was was far and away a much better

the off in Schnare the Warrior for the Hawks. the Despite starting game rea- flipped past by game Registering The Hawks' David Kline faces off against a Waterloo player in

sonably good fashion, the Hawks man in front. first goal of the game early on', action last week.The Hawks have only scored four goals in encountered rash of More Waterloo led the Warriors 1- soon a penal- pressure gave Laurier actually their last four outings.

ties - mostly in after-the-whistlc them a 4-0 lead with five minutes to 0 through two periods^

ol' marker and, the "We one of our best scrums. go in the period when Laurier, However, by the time the good tying inevitably, played

not after. Final score: a of the the Hawks' goalie Geoff Schnare themselves on the power-play, final- third period rolled around, Laurier winner long games year, considering circumstances," said had out of steam - 3-1 for Waterloo. looked solid on many of Waterloo's ly got on the board via a Lance apparently run heartbreaking Gowing.

Hawks have lost all four of "Waterloo after all, one of the repeated power-play opportunities. Woods goal from David Kline (fresh due more than anything to a series The is,

the two weeks; best teams in the conference. Finally however, with less than five back from injury) and Dave Archer. of penalties that left the Hawks' for- their games in past

at the hands of However, once we minutes to go in the period, the By the beginning of the third ward lines seriously thin. the recent humbling again just Waterloo marked the fourth couldn't insurance Warriors roofed one after a scram- period, sadly, it became evident that The Warriors again began to game score any goals." home ble with Schnare down and out to WLU had absolutely no chance of dominate the undermanned Hawks. in a row that the team managed Next game: Saturday at

scored the 7:00 versus Windsor. take the lead. winning. Early in the period they only one goal.

Kevin Shonk • Men's Volleyball Jeff Zdrahal • Men's Basketball Golden

Kitchener to this Zdrahal his career in fine fasl tion, leading the The third year native continued shine past began university

week he led his to four set over Western as Hawks in scoring in their first two regular season On Hawk as team a victory games. the sharp shooting guard scored well as the Can-Am Tournamentchampionship. Not only was Wednesday against Western,

110 tournament, he was also the MVP and led the a high 26 in a 77-74 loss. responded Saturday Athletes of he a all-star, way game points the Hawks student at Brock with a 30 as equaled 36 kills against Western. On the season, the biology point performance

tokil their win total of a as defeated the Badgers 87- has a league leading 194 kills to go along with his 250 year ago they

After 65. Zdrahal ls a fine edition to the and he theWeek points, which give him an average of 10 points a game. definitely program in contention will role in the of the team not being overlooked a year ago, Shonk definitely Ls play a hig dterminig success

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i —— 14 January 22, 1997 WWPBBMBMWMMMMWWMBWMWBW—M—^O——M———W—MP—dW—IIW ' IW H i——' ENTERTAINMENT Our Lady Peace 'cleaver,'not 'clumsy'

remembered. His sliding-soprano "This time it was more chord- secure fan base," said Maida. "I

voice absolutely belted out the lyrics shapes with melodies," saidTaggart. guess a bit of it is luck."

in Maida exudes "A alarming style. a more organic way to get your Adds Taggart: "We were lucky

exhilaration not ideas out." to hook with youthful weaned, enough up bigger from talked about the effects waned, playing 500-plus Turner bands [such as Van Halen and

shows the two-and-a-half used in the album: It's the fact that over past recording Page & Plant], we

years. "The things we added were didn't stop.... It came down to good

OLP mixed new songs such as added because you're not seeing the stuff." "Carnival" and "Shaking" with old band live.... I don't think we've Their "good stuff" has led to suc-

such successes as "Hope" and added anything in the studio that cesses not only from radio-play, but

"Birdman." would be missed Hive]." from OLP's library of music videos.

It's difficult Coutts addition always to compare a is a recent to Taggart commented on the creation

band's to their old not bass new songs ones OLP, bringing just exper- of their videos and the choice of sub-

first but fan but talent at listen, one comment- tise, on keyboards and ject matter:

ed "their new stuff seemed little vocals. "We're involved with a backing so every-

flat." I had to agree, but only time "[Coutts has a] bass style that thing else.... Either it has to be

will tell what the band will lot with said DINGMAN success goes a more Jeremy," some tiling we can all live with or Turner. garner. something that makes us go 'wow!'"

Their from "His lot "You most popular single dynamics are a broader," can get Much Music pretty

JENNIFER "Clumsy," "Superman's dead," met addedTaggart. much anywhere," said Turner. "I

with a mosh- who has giant body-surfing, Ironically, Coutts, think it's a good [introduction] to a

PHOTO: fanatic salute. Dripping bodies (but known the band for about five band.... It's not going to build a what else from to is new?) emerged years, and who opted finish his career and it's not going to sustain a Raine Maida Fed Hall pours profoundly at the masses, as if having survived degree instead of accepting their career."

of offer some new-age warfare, proud (then), opened with his old Coutts blew the roof off Fed Hall

ROBIN WHITTAKER bites will force fans to become famil- their battle-scars and ripped-apart band for OLP in their first K-W gig when he ripped into "Naveed," and

Cord Entertainment iar with vestments. the Maida maintained the hold- "Clumsy's" cover-image: an (at Volcano). pace by

Our Peace has a master old man onto Lady plan. holding a trapeze by "[.During our two previous con- OLP cited "personal differences" ing the mike over the audience dur-

it's it And so obvious, just might his teeth. certs] people were trying to sing concerning the abandonment of ing the breakdown.

work. "[lt's the] same man [as on the songs they've never even heard," their old bass player Chris Eacrett. Our Lady Peace is confident in

Vocalist Raine Maida said in "Naveed" and the said an cover] same spir- guitarist Mike Turner, com- Perhaps the concert's low-point their new release — that is, confi-

interview before show said Maida. "He's little Saturdays at it," a more menting on the vibe the band has occurred when Maida delved into a dent enough to have released all

Fed Hall: "We've reached the next this felt thus far on their about the of eleven forgiving on record, ... giving college-only spiel segregation songs as singles. level of and writ- thebenefit of the doubt." musicianship song people tour. women and men in Islamic culture And why not? band's When asked the And what does strate- — ing.... [the marketing "why Clumsy?" "The world's a "weird" he called it. Maida spent "We get just as mad as everyone

was our Here's a little band's humble drummer, gy] decision.... Jeremy subway" mean? most of his story digging himself else when we get a record with only

bit of this. said "I think it's "1 don't know Taggart, me." But either, man," said (and effectively the whole band) out one good song on it," asserts

We'll tell what like.... It's and the rest Maida. you we Taggart of OLP were "A loss of innocence.... A ofthe cultural hole. Taggart, who contrasts many of

that have deal with whatever but their — us to anything clumsy in set on super-hero back then was someone "Starseed" followed and all today's albums with those of the six-

could look to." happens." — Saturday. you up for the crowd at least seemed ties which, he says, offered "nine or

With last Our Peace, while Added Monday's (January Lady admitting Turner: "These days, it's soothed. ten good songs.... "We're trying to release of their second it third show 21st) album, was only their in eight Beavis and Butthead." The band has been successful recapture that feeling." 01P has serviced "Clumsy," already months, lit up the all-too-often deso- The band cited differences in the States-side — something that other With the band's advertising

all — all — eleven to late Fed Hall. which such The Maida yes, songs making of "Clumsy," was acts, as Hip, noted, onslaught, fans shouldn't have any radio stations. well, As TV commer- Some time ago, singers forgot written at bass player Duncan have not been able to do. lack of opportunity to make that

cials, Internet chats, and cinema how be frontmen — Raine Maida Coutts' cabin. think to "I we've developed a really decision for themselves. Flynt sparks controversy

Woody plays hard-core porn magnate

CAESAR MARTINI unidentified assailant shot him and the of with movie. This becomes accurately portrayed styles thought there were problems particularly Cord Entertainment him from the aiso paralysed waist down. the 70's and 80's. The film has the structure of the film. apparent when Flynt undergoes a

After recovering from that incident, its share of humour, tragedy, and One problem is that Flynt's life is religious conversion which still baf-

Movie: The Vs. mired himself in directed well People Larry Flynt Flynt even more drama, and is (though too amazing and too complicated for fles me.

and film Starring: Woody Harrelson, controversy legal trou- a two hour movie to do it More seriously, I found the

Courtney Love bles, and became the worlds He one-sided. The movie justice. was constantly very practical- Milos Form famous Director an most pervert. surrounded by contro- ly canonized Flynt, making him a

All The Vs. and hero of free around, People versy, money, drugs, sex, martyr a speech From a highly publicised and con- Larry Flynt was an excellent arrests, demonstrations, and the first amendment. Though

troversial life the movie. comes highly pub- Woody Harrelson exhibitionism and legal Flynt may be a hero in that sense, 1 licised and controversial movie The played the outrageous pub- battles. Unfortunately, the thought it was a tad irresponsible to

Vs. The film lisher and People Larry Flynt. very well, probably film tries to deal with all show him only as a victim of preten-

chronicles the life Oscar to very interesting of deserves an nomina- of these issues and more. tious do-gooders and overlook the

the infamous and who creator publisher tion. Courtney Love plays There are just damage he has done toothers.

of his devoted Hustler magazine. wife Althea, too many events in Though the film didn't offend me

the Oscar Larry Flynt was owner of an deserves an hands Flynt's life for any movie in any way, I can understand why

lowa club who strip decided in the down. In my mind, there is no to deal with, and the activists such as Gloria Steinem

70s to try to compete with Playboy one who could play the audience is sometimes might be upset by the glorification of

magazine with a magazine of his screwed-up ex-stripper's left behind in the confu- the most notorious pornography

own. Flynt took Hustler further than character better than Love. sion. mogul alive today.

Playboy had ever gone, breaking all In addition to these strong Also, Harrelson's However, despite its problems,

the contemporary taboos surround- performances, the film bene- character was not this is an interesting movie about an

and man's life. The Vs. ing sex sexuality. This eventual- fits from the element of real- flushed out as well as it interesting People

1 11 n n i r ly made him not to Milos could have been. both well done and rich, surrounded him ism granted by its authentic story I'm willing agree that I ended up feeling 1 Larry Flynt is with should have known enemies, and got him arrested base. The costumes and back- Forman deserved tire Golden Globe more about worth seeing despite, or perhaps

several times. at of In the late 70's, an grounds were very complete, and award for best director). However, I Flynt's personality the end of the because its controversy.

theCord January 22, 1997 15 (TEntertainnient>

"1996: The Year in Review"

DAN KERR let alone similar number- rather I artists, was disappointing as am Cord Entertainment ing on the lists. There were the not a fan of the band. I was,

Well here the reader favourites it is: popular like The however, pleased to see the musically speaking

response year in review musical Tragically Hip and The diversity ofthe artists on the lists

countdown. Over the last several but aside because the Smashing Pumpkins, given to me "same

1 Radio Gods weeks have been compiling from those artists, the similari- old same old" of "trendy stuff' is 10. "Phone Booth" Primitive Pluto your input regarding the best ties in votes were few and far exhausting. 9. "When She was Happy" from Chemical Bros. the past year. I had between. Simply put, overkill is just too 8. "Setting Sun"

to Butthole Surfers planned relay my personal top The favourite albums ranged much. Maybe these votes are a 7. "Pepper" and for 10 30 singles my personal top from Sloan to I Mother Earth misrepresentation of the Laurier 6. "Lust Life" Iggy Pop Top Beck 10 however the is to Beck and the but if didn't 5. "Devil's Haircut" albums, space to Tricky student body, you S6n*s Trees so I will cut the Soundtrack. can't 4 . "All 1 Know" Screaming limited, singles Trainspotting vote, you really complain.

also made 3. in Sloan list to merely ten songs. These Other notables were REM, There were votes "The Good Everyone"

Pilots and 2. "Ocean" Sebadoh are only my personal opinions Stone Temple on the worst/most annoying song

and do not Canadian of and first 1. "Love Untold" Paul Westerberg they necessarily rep- entries Pluto, 1996 it was a place

resent Limbl'rfter Starkicker. Bizarre" anyone else's view. and tie between "How by

The responses 1 received All in all, I feel that 1996 was OMC and "Popular" by Nada

from the Cord readers solid and Surf. 10. New Adventure in Hi-Fi REM were very a year in music every-

diverse and covered lot one's There have 9. Paul they a of opinions count. were I never seen a song Eventually YVesterberg

musical material. favourite clear dance floor than 8. Soundtrack Various Remember, I hardly any votes for a faster Trainspotting 7.1977 Ash did ask for both songs and song(s), and one list was a top 5 "Popular."

I 6. All Cast albums and the lists were all of the same song repeated, so Change 10 ￿ 5. Pluto Pluto over the place. For this reason, it will not make an incomplete list. -Musically Speaking is a weekly Top

in music. Albums 4. One Chord to Another Sloan proved difficult to compile an CFNY, lor the second year column all about Any

actual list. Of all the lists 1 a row, placed Mellon Collie comments are welcome, and 3. Harmacy Sebadoh

there few Infinite should addressed Dan 2. Beck received, were very and the Sadness as its they be to Odelay like Cats and Catherine Wheel which contained the same number one album, which to me at [email protected] 1. Dogs

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Works and found mowed down the Both sink JAMES AND JEN Barley a table by on starters. kitchen (which I believe was an

bar. without least Similar James' Cord Entertainment the The place was busy were excellent however, in at option). to situation,

the for did finish her meal and For one of best atmospheres being crowded (which is a problem one of our opinions $4.50 garlic Jen not

be bit the and patios (in good weather of you seem to get at some other area bread and cheese may a wee enjoyed it again following day.

it course) within walking distance restaurants.) So we grabbed an excessive. So if you do the math on our meal

of box and the the Italian theme us a total of four meals campus is Barley Works, NTN began pondering Following of actually got

located the Huether the James ordered the upstairs at menu. evening (what?) for cost of $30, not bad.

of is Hotel on King Street. It's a pub For starters we tried some the the Meat I .overs Pizza ($5.80) which Barley Works a newer restau-

with an menu that home brewed beer (we had to, it's came with bacon and rant to the area with which few stu- j expansive pepperoni,

should have something to offer part of the job) and Jen had the ground beefand was excellent. dents are familiar.

— and roommates visit everyone. In addition it has NTN escargot ew gross! ($4.95) At least one of his However, after our we both

recommend it and pool tables (including snooker) James had the homemade garlic appreciated his dinner choice the highly as a great

to bread with cheese the other to NTN complete your dining experience. ($4.50). following day. Jen, on place go, play or pool, enjoy

We After the made the choice the food and home headed out on a Thursday cleaning up spill hand, daring of some good some

night after class andentered (no not caused by not having been exposed Panzerotti (around $7.00) and filled brewedbeer.

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