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Campus News Briefs Solar Phantom team develops new car design Rose is financially well-oft coefficient of around.20 coupled according to study In the past few weeks, hundreds with a close-to-the-ground design Statistics compiled by an of thousands of cubic feet of air will make for aerodynamic effi- independent auditor indicate rushed through wind tunnels in the ciency as well as stability. The team the institute has a strong finan- mechanical engineering lab. It was decided on a compromise between the Solar Phantom Team perform- cial climate relative to Case the new stable-and-safer four wheel ing drag coefficient tests on their Western Reserve, Rochester design and the old more efficient and latest 1/10th scale model of the Polytechnic, MIT, Harvey- Solar Phantom III, a radically differ- simple three. "The fourth wheel will Mudd, and Worehester Poly- ing design from their previous two be mounted as close as feasibly pos- technic. models. As June of 1995 looms in sible to and on the same axle as the *Tuition revenues account the distant future (the scheduled third. We still haven't decided for 50.2 percent of Rose-Hut- start of Sunrayce 95), the team is whether or not we will drive it or man's yearly income. making slow but steady progress _ simply let it coast," said Trent New- *Private gifts and grants toward their goal of incorporating 1 • , ton, one of the members of the design accounted for 21.7 percent of the lessons they have learned from i team. Newton also said that a new revenues in 1992-93. past races and fresh, new ideas into the new car. "telemetry" system is being devel- •In the areas of instructional The original Solar Phantom (top)gives way to the new design of the It all started only a few years oped to accurately and precisely support, Rose-Hulman spent Solar Phantom III (bottom) monitor (from the support van) the 43.2 percent of its 1992-93 ago. In 1990, the first Sunrayce was tures) became the Solar Phantom II motor, and rack-and-pinion steer- held. Rose-Hulman's car at that temperature, voltage, and current in budget on instructional expen- as we know it today. While the ing system of the Solar Phantom II. time, the original Solar Phantom, ditures. Solar Phantom II was not perfect, Here, however, is where the simi- the array, batteries, and motor. was to undergo vast improvements •Rose-Hulman spent 7.6 it went on to capture 15th place in larity ends. The new car will fea- (Telemetry will also be added to the before Sunrayce 93. More than Sunrayce 93, had track speeds ture a monocoque design with two Solar Phantom II.) The team hopes to percent on its budget on stu- once, the car caught on fire from approaching 70 miles per hour, and internal beams acting as the frame. have the frame for the Solar Phantom dent services, compared to a electrical problems and the solar it never broke down. But after see- A one-inch aluminum honeycomb 4.2 percent average for the five array made it difficult for the driver III done by the end of the year and ing the multitude of different studied engineering colleges. to get out quickly in the event of with structural support and carbon plans to construct a 1/5th scale model designs that were submitted for fiber laminates will form the body. •Rose-Hulman finds itself in emergencies. In addition to merely for more accurate testing. Sunrayce 93, the Rose-Hulman Twin wishbone suspension and less debt for building projects remedying these problems, the team team decided that a different "coil over shocks" design will be The Solar Phantom team meets than other colleges. In fact, the went on to lighten the rear end, design was worth considering. used, as well as four-wheel self- on Wednesdays with specialized sub- institute's plant debt (paying strengthen the front end, rework the body, install disc brakes onto the The Solar Phantom III, which retracting disk brakes (the old ones groups meeting on Tuesday and off Moench Hall) accounts for front, and integrate an entirely dif- is probably best described as "dras- were discovered to drag.) Friction Thursday."We could use your help," 7.8 percent of the entire $90 ferent drive-train. The metamorpho- tically different" is currently in the was minimized by using thinner says Newton. "It's never too late to million endowment, as sis was then complete. The Solar making. It will utilize the same wheels and a pulley-like "jack- join." opposed to an average of 24.7 Phantom (now only seen in pic- type of batteries, photovoltaics, shaft" transmission system. A drag and a high of 43.1 percent. Indiana University's Baroque Orchestra performing at Rose-Hulman on Feb.13

by Lisa Young Did You Know? Wabash Valley music enthusi- *The Waters Computer asts will be carried bach to the 17th Center will be open for 7 a.m. and 18th centuries by melodies of to 2 a.m. each day. This new Indiana University's Baroque schedule will allow students Orchestra at 3 p.m. Feb. greater access to the Center's 13 in NeXT computers, Rose-Hulman Institute of Technol- Macintoshes, VAX, and others. ogy's Moench Hall Auditorium. The concert is part of the PSI •Rose-Hulman ranks second among engineering Foundation's Powerful Perfor- colleges in the percentage of mance Series. freshmen that graduate in four Under the direction of IU years from the institute (MIT is Music Professor Stanley Ritchie, No. 1.) the Baroque Orchestra is dedicated What's Inside... to the re-creation of original 17th- and 18th-century performance Professor Stanley Ritchie leads the orchestra Campus Calendar 2 practices using only original Rose Bush 2 portrayal of emotions in music, and the sounds are more mellow Rose students. Rose-Hulman stu- instruments or historically accurate Features: according to Ritchie. A Baroque than today's orchestras. reproductions. dents are admitted free. For ticket Relations with Vietnam 3 orchestra also does not have a Tickets are $3 for adults and A distinguishing characteristic information, call 877-8346. Letter to the editor 3 percussion nor large brass section, $1.50 for senior citizens and non- of the Baroque era is its profound Squirrel abuse response 3 meet members of the Hudson Insti- sored by Rose-Hulman's Department Caption Contest 4 German Diplomat to discuss Country's role in Europe tute's American Council on Germany of Humanities, Social, and Life Sci- College Pollution 4 in Indianapolis on Thursday. ences. Sports: Klaus Daweke, secretary general The secretary general since 1990, Daweke's speech is being spon- Basketball 5 of Germany's Institute for Foreign Daweke was formerly a textile busi- Baseball Preview 5 Relations, will discuss the future of nessman for 20 years and was chair- Weekend Weather Forecast Track 5 Germany's united republic during a man of the board of trustees for Today Saturday Sunday Intramurals 6 speech on Friday (Feb. II) at Rose- Germany's Federal Center for Political National College News: Hulman Institute of Technology. Education from 1980-90. He has also Student criticizes AMA 7 Daweke will lecture on the topic, been a guest lecturer in economics at Classifieds 7 "Germany's Role in Europe: Is it Too the Technical College in Lemgo, Ger- Horoscopes 8 Weak, Too Powerful, or Both?," at many. Top Ten List 8 4:30 p.m. in the GM Room of Moench Rose-Hulman is one of several Sunny Partly Cloudy Sunny Hall. The speech is free and open to stops during Daweke's five-day tour of Outland 8 the public. the Midwest. He is also scheduled to High in the mid 30's High in the upper 30's High in the low 30's February 11, 1994 Page 2 The Rose Thorn • Campus News .

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Campus Calendar FRIDAY,FEBRUARY 11 The Rose Bush Lecture, "Germany's Role In Europe: Is It Too Weak, Too Powerful, Or Both," Klaus Daweke, Secretary General Of The Institute For Foreign Relations, Stuttgart, Germany, GM Room, 4:30 p.m. Campus News and Information SATURDAY,FEBRUARY 12 DRAMA CLUB PRESENTS NSEP SCHOLARSHIP MOM'S DAY ONE ACT PLAYS FUNDS FOR GRADUATE Basketball, Anderson University, Shook Fieldhouse, 3 p.m. The Drama Club will be performing three AND UNDERGRADUATE Wrestling, at Greyhound Classic, Indianapolis one-act plays on Friday, February 11 at 8 p.m. Rifle, at Sectional Championships, Cincinnati, Ohio STUDY ABROAD and again on Mom's Day,Saturday, February WEEK OF FEBRUARY 13-19 12, at 8 p.m. The National Security Education The plays will include a mixture of Program is offering graduate fellowships and SUNDAY,FEBRUARY 13 tragedy and comedy."The Valiant" is a undergraduate scholarships for study abroad Hall Fine Arts Series, Indiana University Baroque Orchestra, Moench tragedy about a convicted murderer as he in countries less commonly studied.(This Auditorium, 3 p.m. spends his last hour in jail. "The Show Must EXCLUDES Canada and Western Europe.) MONDAY,FEBRUARY 14 Go On" describes a family that lives life as if Undergraduate students must plan a study it were a play. And finally,"The Wall: A which includes formal study of local language Night Exam, Advanced Reactor Design (CH504), 0-203, 7-9 p.m. Pilgrimage" is the story of a family that has and culture, while graduates may opt to do so. TUESDAY,FEBRUARY 15 journeyed to the Vietnam Memorial to pay This program must be appropriate to your Career Services Interviews: ViaSet, GM/Delco (Summer Co-op Opportunities) homage to a deceased loved one. overall academic and career goals. For at degree completion, there WEDNESDAY,FEBRUARY 16 The plays are student directed, and graduate students, admission is free to Rose students. Friday's will be a service requirement in the field of President's Administrative Council, PA Room,8 a.m. performance is open to the general public with education or with the federal government. Team Meeting, B-109, 7 p.m. Solar Phantom limited seating still available Saturday. This program is open only to United States osit 7:30 p.m. Basketball, DePauw University, Shook Fieldhouse, Questions? Call 877-8368. citizens. Deadline for the undergraduate Room, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Career Services Information Session: U.S. Gypsum, PA REMEMBER,EIT scholarship is February 15, 1994, and the THURSDAY,FEBRUARY 17 deadline for the graduate fellowship is MANUALS STILL FOR February 25, 1994. Arts Invitational, Greencastle orIEC Swimming, at Liberal SALE Career Services Interviews: U.S. Gypsum (2), Caterpillar Contact Karen DeGrange, D-23I text manuals are still being sold by ASCE FEBRUARY 18 EIT 8285)for more information and an FRIDAY, and ASME. Please see Kathy Nicoson, Civil application. Deadline For Registering For EIT Exam Engineering Department, Room 0-225 or :411:3331:1 Indoor Track, Early Bird Meet, Shook Fieldhouse, 6 p.m. Paula Duggins, Mechanical Engineering ROSE-HULMAN 'SOCCER Swimming, at Liberal Arts Invitational, Greencastle Department, Room C-103 for more HOLDS DINNER tittm Career Services Interviews: SMC Pneumatics information. The Rose-Hulman Soccer team will hold Reference and solution manuals and SATURDAY,FEBRUARY 19 a spaghetti dinner in Rose-Hulman Student sample examinations are available. Act fast, All-You-Can-Eat Spaghetti Dinner, Main Dining Room, 4:30-6 p.m. Union. Come Saturday, February 19 from these are available only until February 16. (Sponsored By Soccer Team) 4:30 to 6:00 and enjoy a meal. Invite your Basketball, at Manchester College, North Manchester, 5 p.m. SCAT CLUB MEETS family. Prices are $5 for adults and $3 for (Game Broadcast On WJSH-AM 1300) We proudly offer the Rose-Hulman children under 12. Benefits go to Rose- Wrestling, at ICAC Championships, Crawfordsville, 10 a.m. community the chance to play the best card Hulman Soccer. (invented by the German's Swimming, at Liberal Arts Invitational, Greencastle game in the world of course!). You know Euchre? Sure it's a CHINA: THE GIANT WEEK OF FEBRUARY 20-26 nice game, but let's get serious, it doesn't AWAKENS! provide the thrills of keeping you up all night- SUNDAY,FEBRUARY 20 That is how many countries view China. Skat does. 4 Come and see for yourself. Rose-Hulman is Last Super Before Final Exams, Main Dining Room. p.m. Poker, Blackjack, Baccara? Gambler planning another program of study of MONDAY,FEBRUARY 21 stuff. forget it. Maybe not as sophisticated as language and culture at Zhejiang University in Bridge, but exactly the right game to have Start Of Final Exams For Winter Quarter, 8:05 a.m. Hangzhou. Hangzhou, a small Chinese city some fun. Winning or losing in Skat has about three hours from Shanghai,is renowned TUESDAY,FEBRUARY 22 nothing to do with luck. It's simply your skill for its beautiful West Lake. Our program is — Fencing Club Meeting, Shook Fieldhouse, 7 p.m. that decides. The path to success is a mixture open to all students, alumni, faculty, and staff of tactics, intuition, and good memory. WEDNESDAY,FEBRUARY 23 of Rose-Hulman. No previous language study Skat is played all over the world, and President's Administrative Council, PA Room, Hulman Union, 8 a.m. is necessary. Tentative dates are May 30 to world championships do exist. Come and join Radial Keratotomy Presentation, PA Room, Hulman Union, Noon June 25, 1994. . us. We're glad to explain the basics to Solar Phantom Team Meeting, B-109, 7 p.m. students, faculty, and staff. The next meeting Please contact Karen DeGrange in D-231 THURSDAY,FEBRUARY 24 and gambling night will be held on Friday, (ext 8285, Box 39)if you would like more End Of Winter Quarter, 5 p.m. February 11, at 8 p.m. in the Worx. If you details. Also, please indicate if you would like , Basketball, ICAC Postseason Toumament (Site & Opponent To Be have any questions, call Hubert Berg at 234- to attend a slide show and panel discussion by Determined), 7:30 p.m.(Game Broadcast On WJSH-AM 1300) 8718 or leave a message in box 595. former participants next month. FRIDAY,FEBRUARY 25 Deadline For Spring Quarter Fee Payments Wrestling, at NCAA Division III Regional, North Manchester Alpha Phi Omega SATURDAY,FEBRUARY 26 Basketball, at ICAC Postseason Tournament (Site To Be Determined) Lost and Found Wrestling, at NCAA Division III Regional, North Manchester Tennis, at Thomas More Invitational, Cincinnati, Ohio Once again, the APO Lost and Found has gathered a number of objects th FUTURE FILE may belong to you. If an item below is yours, or if you have lost or found something recently, go to the lower level of the Union beside the gameroom. We're FEB. 27 -- Baseball, vs. Alma at College Panama City, Fla. opened during most class hours, but if no one is there, you can leave a message FEB. 28 -- Deadline For Final Grade Reports X-8371 or drop a note in box 1719. MARCH 7 -- Start Of Spring Quarter, 8:05 a.m. MARCH 9 -- Winter Sports Banquet, Main Dining Room Items recently found: Date turned in: MARCH 10 -- JETS Teams Test, Throughout Campus stocking cap January 25 MARCH 11-12 -- Track, NCAA Division III Nationals, Oshkosh, Wis. Casio calculator January 27 MARCH 12 -- Fine Arts Series, Prism Quartet, Moench Hall Auditorium work gloves January 28 MARCH 12 -- Track, Little State Indoor Championships, Shook Fieldhouse HP calculator January 28 MARCH 19-- Baseball, Wilmington College, Art Nehf Field, 1:30 p.m. black scarf February 3 MARCH 19 -- Engineers In Concert, Moench Hall Auditorium HP calculator February 3 ORGANIZATION NOTICES: Information on club meetings, Chemistry goggles February 4 lectures/speeches, and athletic events must be received before noon each black umbrella February 4 Wednesday. Please contact Dale Long, associate director of communications, at ID book with "Derick" February 8 Box 14 or extension 8418. Rose-Hulman hat February 9 The Rose Thorn • Opinions • February 11, 1994 Page 3 Squirrel abuse: a response A Letter to the Editor

by Frank Pfeiffer Heck, I don't like gays myself, haven't the time to address them? Top Ten Reasons The "Men" of Thorn Columnist but I don't want to force my way Hell no, and you can quote me on of life onto others. that. Skinner C-1 Will Die I care about the squirrels. I watch them do what they do, and Two weeks ago the SGA did The people here are educated 10. "Three Strikes and You're Out" also applies to Top I listen to the wind in the trees, not hold an election for President enough to be of good judgement, Ten lists and those things tell me what the or Vice-President, because there yet they don't want to take a firm weather will be like tomorrow. I was only one person running for stand on gun control, for fear that 9. Letterman found out; called in a favor from John grew up on a farm. It's my job. each position. Did anyone know the guy next door won't split a Gotti that? Did anyone out there care? pizza with him next Saturday, or The reason why people here A friend of mine was complain- maybe because his third hour 8. Sheep carry syphilis don't like to speak out on any- ing after he found out. I asked prof "is the NRA". thing may not be that no one him if he would have run for 7. Tonya Harding wants to write Top Ten lists too cares; I think we're afraid to either office, knowing that he'd In short, perhaps students at care. It was easy to get a big only be in a two-man race. Rose don't voice their opinions 6. Ran out of euphemisms for "penis"; will commit response near the end of last year "Hell no, and you can quote because we know who's listening. suicide with the "gay issue" - and I'll call me on that." It would be easy, at a large it that so as to remain as neutral school, to stand on a corner and 5. They actually ate the mystery meat a la red sauce as I believe possible - because The apparent apathy that cry out against the mistreatment the price you pay for living in Skinner Hall the majority of Rose students can plagues the Rose-Hulman stu- of our sylvan neighbors, but am I 4. It's feel confident in the solidarity of dent body is there because we are going to do it here? 3. Lynched by real comedy writers who are being their peers if they suddenly step such a small student body. You out from the cowardly shadows think that we don't voice an opin- Hell no, and you can quote made to look bad say something against gays. ion on issues simply because we me on that. and 2. Side effects of masturbation 1. /'m going to kill them Normalizing relations with Vietnam Ben Crawford, a.k.a. Drothar the Omniscient by Chris Lawrence Yet there have been protests that Vietnam could be one of the Thorn Columnist at President Clinton's recent largest export markets for Amer- Back in the good old days, decision to lift the economic ican goods in Asia. And if the when America's number one pri- embargo on Vietnam. Some vet- cola giants can conquer the Viet- ONE YEAR FREE ority was the containment of the erans groups and some conserva- namese soft drink market(which "Communist menace" and cham- tives have said that now the U.S. is very conceivable), other com- LAYAWAY certainly follow. pioning those "free" nations has no "leverage" to get the Viet- panies would 232-5214 namese to cooperate with our Ten years ago, a "McDonald's in which had anti-Communist gov- 6th & Wabash Downtown ernments, there was a really cool search for the MIA's. However, Red Square" would have been war in Southeast Asia that basi- this leverage has hardly hastened looked an impossibility; in ten pen Monday-Saturday 9:30 to 5:00 their cooperation; in fact, it may years, the McDonald's next to cally involved France getting its Charge accounts as ailibk with NO interest derriere kicked. Severely. So in have hindered it. It is very diffi- Ho Chi Mirth's statue is quite 1954 the United States took over cult for a country that has one of conceivable. and gradually escalated its the lowest standards of living in More importantly, reopening involvement into the quagmire the world to help out with search trade with Vietnam gives that GREEK LEITERS sense that known as the Vietnam War. and rescue efforts when it isn't country's leaders a LAVAT.TERS America finally extricated itself allowed to import materials from America is prepared to deal with from the conflict in 1973, when a major suppliers. Perhaps it is them in good faith. The approach armistice was signed with the time to use the carrot rather than of bullying the Vietnamese into 10 K GOLD the stick. And if the Vietnamese releasing the remains of the North Vietnamese that allowed LAVALIERS the U.S. to "save face." do not cooperate, we can reim- MIAs is outmoded and adversar- See our complete line pose the sanctions. ial, and breeds contempt of It has been almost 21 years of Fraternity and America and the West. America 14K GOLD since Richard Nixon pulled the There are other reasons to can benefit from better relations Sorority Jewelry! plug on the South Vietnamese, allow more trade with Vietnam. with Vietnam as a buffer against OR GOLD FILLED and almost 19 since the South One is that Vietnam is a large Beijing's increasing influence in CHAINS AVAILABLE was overrun by the North. So potential market for American the region. one can safely say that it is time goods; both Pepsi and Coca- Dealing with Vietnam is not ASK ABOUT to let bygones be bygones. Cola have said that they believe a sellout of those who were OUR killed, injured and imprisoned by DIAMOND the Vietnamese (that was their GUARANTEE The Rose Thorn treatment by an entire generation 1/2 ct. Marquise Feb. Birthstone 5500 Wabash Avenue, Box 170 of our leaders); rather, it is a gen- DIAMOND RING Amethyst Rings, Pendants, Earrings 1/2 OFF Terre Haute,Indiana 47803-3999 uine effort towards an important $895.00 Phone:(812) 877-8255 reconciliation in the post-Cold War world. Editor in Chief Chad Zigler Features Editor Paul Sigler News Editor Troye Welch Sports Editor Jason Zigler Aim Campus News Editor Scott Allen Layout Editor Chris Lawrence Photo Editor Scott Gage Ad/Business Manager Doug Ihrig Me Wabash Valleys"own Advisor David Piker News Reporters Jarod Bradfield, David Hile, Andy Nuxoll and Michael G. Payne Photographer James Mann CNN Card Sports Reporters Brady Neukam and Greg Rossi Buttafuocoist Ben Crawford Columnists Jarod Bradfield, Chris Lawrence, Frank Pfeiffer, Scott Thomas and • Robert J. Wallace 14:Pe °11 Guys who were kidding Doug Burton, Clayton Dumcum, about the horoscopes Jay Moorman,Ira Rainey and • No Annual Fee* Damon Swope The Rose Thorn is published on Fridays at Rose-Hulman Institute of Techlology. Stop by your nearest First banking center for an application. The Rose Thorn welcomes letters and comments from its readers. We request that all letters to the editor be less than MR words long. The editors reserve the right to edit letters for grammar, clarity and length (if over 300 words). All letters to the editor must contain the writer's signature, class year TERRE HAUTE and phone number. All submissions will be confirmed before publication. 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MMII MOM =III MEM NMI EMIR MOM =MB III College Press Service attend. Coalition: "From solid waste to -Only about 5 percent of the Universities and colleges radioactive waste, campus 640 pounds of waste produced waste millions of gallons of policies reflect society's poor by an average student is water and fuel every year while environmental practices," said recycled. Paper makes up about producing thousands of tons of Jeff Courey, chairman of the 40 percent to 50 percent of the toxic waste and carbon dioxide, 1994 Campus Earth Summit and waste stream. Yet, a University environmental protection the Yale Student Environmental of California-Los Angeles groups charge. In fact, the Coalition, host of the recycling program saved an average student generates about conference. "Universities must estimated 1,133 trees and 200 640 pounds of garbage a year. lead us into the 21st century by cubic yards of landfill space in Yet, there are many things becoming responsible its first seven months of that campuses could be doing to consumers and educators." operation. Rutgers University in change their environmental Teresa Heinz, chairwoman New Jersey recycles more than 8 policies in order to reduce waste and chief executive officer of 32 percent of its waste, saving Dozen Wrapped more than $26,000 a year. with this coupon. and to encourage recycling the Heinz Family Foundation, efforts. lead sponsor of the summit, says Distributing reusable coffee (Cash & Carty Only) That's the point of the campuses must accept a mugs at Potsdam University in Campus Earth Summit, leadership role in environmental New York cut use of polystyrene cups by 58 percent. Must bring coupon to the Apple House. scheduled Feb. 18-20, at Yale reform. wield real -The State University of ale price good Sat., Sun., and Mon. only. University in New Haven, "Universities Conn. Students, faculty and power -- as major consumers of New York's Buffalo campus Reg. Price $22.88 • Limited quantity administrators from more than goods and services with generates more than 200,000 While supplies last 125 campuses, including 17 significant environmental tons of carbon dioxide, seven Remember, we have Valentine gifts foreign universities, will meet to impacts, as educators with the tons per person, through its use for everyone on your list. craft a blueprint for opportunity to graduate of electricity. However, environmental reform. ecologically literate citizens and reducing room temperature by 1 The summit marks the first as paragons whose behavior degree Fahrenheit saved 20,000 time adminstrators will work speaks loudly to their gallons of fuel and $8,000 a year with students and communities and countries," at Connecticut College. Yale environmental leaders to create she said. University's switch from campus guidelines that can be The biggest environmental incandescent to fluorescent replicated internationally. culprits on campuses are solid lighting is expected to save Carol Browner, head of the waste, energy use, water use and about $3.5 million over the next Environmental Protection poor procurement policies. 10 years. Agency, will be the keynote Radioactive substances, toxic -The University of speaker. A special one-hour chemicals, medical waste, Mississippi uses up to 5 million college edition of "Rock and the pesticides and air pollution are gallons of water a day, and 2711 S. 3rd., Terre Haute 232-1495 or 234-5438 Environment" radio show, also pressing problems. Brown University is the second : Rhode Open Monday-Saturday 9-6 Sunday 11-6 produced by the Yale Student Here are some examples largest user of water in Environmental Coalition and of how campuses use resources Island. Research shows that the Campus Green Vote, will be and what some colleges have "low flow" shower heads can broadcast to more than 300 done to reduce the waste, save 11 million gallons of water colleges the week of the summit according to the Student annually. to reach students who can't Environmental Action

• co The Rose Thorn • Sports •February 11, 1994 Page 5 Engineers stopped by "Grizzly" attack ) Cagers gear up for final two home games

by Chad Zigler the lead two minutes into the sec- Editor-in-Chief ond half, and the Grizzlies never relinquished that lead. After gaining some confi- Leading the Engineers was dence on the road with a win freshman Benj Glass who tallied against Wabash College on Feb- 13 points, nine of which came in ruary 2, the Engineers could not the first half. continue the trend, losing to Fran- Also scoring in double fig- klin College 88-59 on Wednes- ures for the Engineers was soph- day. omore Kiley Gwaltney with ten Now Rose will prepare for is points and senior Ryan Steinhart final two home games, first with 11 points and six rebounds. on against Anderson University Bill Perkins' squad had some Saturday at 3 p.m., then again in exciting moments in the first Shook Fieldhouse on February 16 half. Probably the most notable against DePauw University. came with eight minutes left will Things looked pretty good for when freshman Troy Halt threw Sophomore Kiley Gwaltney (23) looks inside to freshman Kent Murphy (53)in the low post. The Engineers the Engineers in the early going at up an "alley-oop" pass to Gwalt- host Anderson University on Saturday in an ICAC game starting at 3 p.m. game at Shook Fieldhouse. Franklin College. Then the Griz- ney for a spectacular dunk. Photo by James Mann zlies went on a rampage in the After shooting 52 percent out-rebounded 45-31. But they could hit only one of 11 win of the season. Rose, now 8-13 overall and second half. from the field in the first half, the Another trouble spot for Rose for a miserable nine percent. 2-7 in the ICAC will need to win The Engineers led at intermis- Engineers struggled to shoot a was their three-point shooting. Engineers had defeated the as many of the remaining games sion 37-35 after being up by as meager 29 percent in the second The Engineers were averaging Grizzlies in Shook Fieldhouse on as they can in hopes for a decent many as six early in the contest. frame. 4.9 three-pointers per game, January 12 when freshman Kent seed in the ICAC tournament Then Franklin, led by Brad Em- Rebounding was also a prob- making 35 percent for the season Murphy scored 20 point to lead which starts February 24. mert, came charging back to take lem for the Engineers who were going into the Franklin game. the Engineers to their first ICAC 1994 Engineer Baseball Preview: Rose-Huhnan track team defeated by strong performances Talented youth, proven veterans to be keys for ranked Engineers Vincennes despite by Brady Neukam entire After averaging nearly 24 solidifies the outfield. School) give the team much- the meet to leave the Sports Reporter coaching squad plenty of room wins over the past three years, "Our pitching and defense needed long-bail threats. Then, on the bright side. Over- you won't find the word "rebuild" should keep us close in every there's speed -- in the outfield The Engineers fell short in a bid to look Engineers set personal in the vocabulary for the Rose- game," Jenkins predicts. "We've and on the base paths.(Freshman to upset the Vincennes Trailblaz- all, four several more were Hulman Institute of Technology got a good mix of veterans and outfielder Nate Warfel stole 21 ers Wednesday night in track & bests, and their personal records. baseball program. young talent, and some addition- bases last year!) field meet. Rose was as close as very near Junior Mike Brown Not when you lose star right- al features that we haven't had five points after six events in a "This team should be inter- cleared 15'-6" in the pole vault, handed pitcher Tim Watson and since I've been here." contest which has been won by esting to watch develop, because and had a good attempt at 16'- his 22 career victories. Take left-handed pitchers Vincennes the last few years. it will have so many options and 2". Not when all-conference third (Tryon and Ripke), for instance. weapons," Jenkins said. Vincennes, a team perennially Freshman Eric Wind and soph- baseman Pete Kasper graduates, Or, how about power hitters. known to be very tough in the omore Pete Bennett had good taking a.381 batting average, sev- Freshmen Cassidy Clark (11 Yes, it could be an interesting jumps and sprints, relied on its performances in the 1/4-mile en home runs and 36 RBIs from home runs last spring), Brad season -- a year filled with more strengths to overcome Rose by a steeple and the triple jump, the lineup. Corner(seven homers in '93)and questions than answers. But then, score of 88-59. respectively, despite competing Not when other players decide Shawn Eads (four home runs at whose going to argue with suc- However Rose did have some in these events for the very first not to return for the 1994 season. Indianapolis North Central High cess? fine performances in all areas of time. Instead of "rebuilding," Coach Jeff Jenkins has reloaded Results the Engineers with several experi- 35 LB Throw--1. Greg Meyne (RH) 43' 10 1/2", 2. Troy Ricklefs enced upperclassmen and a quali- (RH)41' 9 1/2", 3. J. Lambrecht(Vin) 39' 3" ty group of freshmen -- a High Jump--1. C. Steckler(V) 6 -, 2. Marty Malberg (RH)6' 4", 3. recruiting class classified as the J. Gibbs(V) 6' 2" best in Jenkins' five years in Terre Long Jump--1. J. Gibbs (V) 19' 9" 2. J. Burkhart (V) 18' 9" 3. J. Haute. Mendenhall(V) 18' 4" "Overall, the prospects look 3. P. outstanding," the coach says. Shot Put--1. C. Louks(V) 48' 7 1/2" 2. J. Lambrecht(V) 44' 9" As always, the Engineers will Shaunki(V) 44' 1/4" be built around pitching and de- 1/4 Mile Steeple--1. Eric Wind (RH) 6:37.8 2. Mike Miller (RH) fense. Four of the top five pitchers 6:39.3 return, including hard-throwing Mile--1. Brady Neukam (RH) 4:35.3 2. S. Regan (V) 4:42.9 3. C. right-hander Shawn Brainard (7- Swinson(V) 4:43.3 4, 2.57 and 65 strikeouts in 1993) 60 Yd Hurdles--1. B. Tourner (V) 7.8 2. J. Johnson (V) 8.0 3. D. and junior Alan Eller (4-2 last Dixon (V)8.1 year). Freshmen Eric Tryon and Pole Vault--1. Mike Brown (RH) 15' 6" 2. J. Kennedy (V) 15' 6" 3. Chris Ripke give the team its first J. Lone(V) 13' 6" left-handed pitchers in the past Triple Jump--1. J. Gibbs(V) 41' 10 1/2" 2. J. Burkhart(V) 39' 9 1/2" five years. 3. Pete Bennett(RH) 36' 10" Shortstop Brandon Hollis, a 50 Yd--1. C. Davis (V) 5.8 2. B. Toumer (V) 5.88 3. A. Allen (V) three-year starter, and first base- 5.93 man John Hooper anchor the in- 440 Yd--1. J. Lone (V) 54.77 2. Harry Pierce (RH) 55.72 3. Mike field while the emergence of left Senior first baseman John Hooper hit.269 with 2 HR's and 24 RBIs in Riley (RH)55.8 fielder Ciint Hiatt and the return 1993. of Aaron Junkersfeld to right field 600 Yd--1. Dave Sandquist(RH) 1:19.93 2. D. Pruitt(V) 1:19.95 3. Greg Roberts(RH) 1:25.16 The Rose Thorn is looking for: 880 Yd--1. Randy Pelkey (RH)2:06.35 2. C. Watson (V)2:06.45 1000 Yd--1. Brady Neukam (RH)2:29.45 2. S. Regan (V) 2:32.9 3. News Reporters K. Lewellyn (V)2:41.12 Sports Reporters 300 Yd--1. C. Davis (V) 32.78 2. Alan Keuneke (RH) 33.57 3. B. Layout Artists Tourner(V) 35.25 Humorists 2 Mile Run--1. Eric Wind(RH) 10:09.17 2. C. Swinson(V) 10:17.61 3. Mike Miller(RH) 10:35.8 contact the Thorn Office at ext. 8255 or If interested, please Box 170. Mile Relay--1. Vincennes 3:39.04 2. Rose Hulman 3:43.29 February 11, 1994 Page 6 The Rose Thorn • Sports • Intramural Information Basketball, Soccer and Volleyball Standings and Schedules Information supplied by Greg Ruark, Intramural Director Standings IM Volleyball Standings IM Basketball (as of Feb. 6, 1994) (as of Feb. 6, 1994) AA League — Division B Final Standings - Tournament begins Feb. 10 REC League — Division A Minor League — Division C Team W L A AA League — Division A Team W L Minor League — Division Team W L BSB 3 4 1 5 0 Team Deming Dungeon 2 0 ATO 2 1 Bad Boys W L 4 1 Team Air Waldby's 4 0 BSB 1 I 0 JAC 2 2 LCA 2 5 0 Blumberg 1 Stuffed Beavers 1 1 IND 1 0 Chippers 1 2 Cutters 3 2 4 1 ATO 3 Deming 2 0 Wdr. Hampsters 1 3 Speed 3-A 0 3 Speed 3-B 1 3 3 2 Assassins Scamps 0 1 LCA 2 0 2 Minor League — Division D DSP 0 3 Team 2 3 A Pike Speed 3-A 0 2 Team W L Hy-Way News 0 4 Dungeon O 4 Deming B Pike 2 0 — Division C Division B REC League — Division AA League Speed 3-B O 4 AA League — Love Mnky. Hdt. 2 2 W L W L Team Team DSP DB's 1 1 Team — Division B Minor League Untouchables 4 Triangle 2 1 Speed 2 0 1 Speed 3-C I 0 Blumberg 2 4 1 Ex-Cons 2 I Micromachines 0 I BSB 1 2 1 Team Faculty 3 2 Da' Logmen 1 1 Minor League — Division E Team Beam 2 I Mees 5 0 BSB 1 3 2 Speed 1 0 2 Team Bombers 1 1 LCA 2 1 1 4 0 ATO 2 0 4 Blumberg 1 LCA 3 0 1 Faculty 0 2 Minor League — Division A Blue 3 0 Why Ask Why 0 4 Play Pen 0 2 1 0 1 2 2 BSB Team US Breeders 0 1 Major League Mayhem 1 2 Cro-Mags 3 Major League Plunger Too 0 1 LCA 2 0 3 Team W L Bobcats 3 Team W L SN Srs. #2 0 3 Triangle 6 0 Scharp 2 FIJI 5 0 Minor League — Division C AA League — Division A IND 5 1 1 3 Dunagan 3 1 Deming Dungeon Team W L Sigma Nu 2 2 0 4 Homies 3 2 Team SN Srs. #1 LCA 1 3 0 ATO I 3 LCA 2 2 Slaves to Service 4 Blind Squirrels 4 1 D'Wailers 1 3 Minor League — Division B 2 2 Speed 1 1 Mees 3 1 SN 1 Cheeseheads O 1 Team W L 2 Our Dog Spike 0 HBH 1 2 XTreme 2 O 2 LCA 1 4 0 0 LCA SN 0 1 ATO 1 2 Redeyes Brian's Mentors 2 1 Chickenhead O 3 BSB 3 0 2 Snakebite 1 4 Blumberg 2 2 1 Dumb A.P. 0 4 Dog Pound 0 4 IM Soccer Standings Note: The deadline for turning in results is Feb. 18. Post-season tourney begins the week of March 7. (as of Feb. 6, 1994)

Minor League — Division A AA League Intramural Schedule This Week

Team L T Team W L Sigma Nu 1 2 1 0 ATO 2 0 Sunday, February 13 DSP 1 2 1 0 Teams Court Pikes 2 1 Time Sport, League (Division) Mees 2 2 0 12:15 p.m. Indoor Soccer, Major Cops vs. DSP NA Speed 2 1 1 1 Meatballs 2 1 1:15 p.m. Indoor Soccer, Major Sexacutioners vs. ATO NA Deming 2 0 2 1 LCA 1 2 1 2:15 p.m. Indoor Soccer, Major Inter vs. Tylenol NA Speed 3 2 2 Minor League — Division B 3:15 p.m. Indoor Soccer, AA Meatballs vs. LCA NA DSP O 2 4:15 p.m. Indoor Soccer, AA Ball Busters vs. ATO NA Team W L Ball Busters O 3 5:15 p.m. Indoor Soccer, AA Pikes vs. DSP NA Landsharks 3 0 Fiji 2 1 Major League Monday,February 14 Team Fubar 2 1 Time Sport, League (Division) Teams Court BSB 3 1 2 Team 9:00 p.m. Basketball, Major ATO vs. XTreme 1 Skinner O 4 Extra Stg. Tylenol 3 0 9:00 p.m. Basketball, Major SN vs. Dunagan 2 Sexacutioners 3 1 10:00 p.m. Basketball, Major Fiji vs. Homies 1 Minor League — Division C 10:00 p.m. Basketball, Major Snakebite vs. Dog Pound 2 Team W L T Trafford Cops 3 1 Sigma Nu 2 3 0 0 DSP 2 1 Tuesday, February 15 Blumberg 2 1 1 Inter Hulman 1 2 Time Sport, League (Division) Teams Court Dungeon 2 1 0 7:00 p.m. Basketball, AA (Division A) BSB 3 vs. Sigma Nu Jrs. 1 Mind Riot 0 2 1 ATO 0 3 7:00 p.m. Basketball, Minor (Division A) Deming Dungeon vs. SN Srs. 2 DSP 2 0 3 0 Pledges 0 4 7:00 p.m. Basketball, Minor (Division A) Scharp vs. Cro-Mags 3 7:00 p.m. Basketball, Rec (Division A) LCA 2 vs. BSB 1 4 8:00 p.m. Basketball, Minor (Division C) Chippers vs. JAC Alumni I Entry Forms are now available for: 8:00 p.m. Basketball, Minor (Division C) Speed 3-A vs. ATO 2 8:00 p.m. Basketball, Minor (Division E) Blue vs. Mayhem 3 8:00 p.m. Basketball. 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By Andrew L. Wright Fernald residents who par- Wrinn said he could not dis- facts related to reports in the Wrinn said the university is The Harvard Crimson ticipated in the experiments were cuss details of the working newspaper, but we have not not "trying to duck anything" and CAMBRIDGE, Mass.— Har- euphemistically called members group. He declined to give its anything specific in our that an official reaction will be vard University announced in found of the "Science Club." They size, say who its members are, or early January that it has put research that would cause any released to the public once the were fed radioactive milk and say if any of its members were together a "working group" to additional concern," he said. case is fully investigated. given radioactive iron supple- Medical School faculty. investigate Harvard's involve- ments but were not told about the He did say the group ment with radiation experiments radiation, according to experts includes "somebody familiar conducted by Harvard scientists Harvard Student Criticizes who have reviewed the studies. with how to find information at on human subjects in the 1940s The students were reportedly the Medical School." and 1950s. AMA Group rewarded for their participation The fact-finding effort, "We want to know the full with candy. who wrote the Wrinn said, has been hindered By Manlio A. Goetzl Sharfstein, extent of what happened," said The Harvard Crimson study with his father, Dr. Steven "Harvard will not defend because the documents detailing Joseph Wrinn, a Harvard spokes- CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A S. Sharfstein, said, "It is impor- what appears to have happened," the experiments have been man."Our reaction is to find second-year student at Harvard tant for the AMA to articulate to Wrinn said. "Nobody is going to poorly maintained and are stored coauthored a every piece of information. A sin- Medical School physicians and the public the rea- defend something like that." in various locations. Jan.6 New cere effort is going on here." study published in the sons behind their contributions." Wrinn discussed the pub- A Medical School spokes- "There isn't one central England Journal of Medicine, alleging that the political action The study theorizes that lished experiments performed by person said experts from the place to find things out. There's committee of the American Med- because AMPAC supported con- the late Clemens E. Benda, a Har- Medical School would assist in no efficient way to study the ical Association (AMA)places servative members, as rated by vard Medical School professor, the inquiry, but the school is not records. They're poorly kept. its economic agenda before its the American Conservative on retarded students at the Fer- conducting an internal investiga- People have the impression that public health concerns. Union, more than liberal mem- nald state school in Waltham, tion of its own. Harvard can just throw a switch Congressional candiates who bers, AMPAC supports members Mass. The experiments have been "A working group is looking and every record from every opposed the AMA's position on based on their views on particular cited in media reports about gov- into this on a fact-finding effort," time will appear," he said."So it three key public health issues economic issues. is very, very difficult to get a ernment-sponsored radiation tests Wrinn said."We pick up the received more money from the clear picture of what this is. "AMPAC is advancing the on human subjects in the 1940s paper every day and something AMA's political action committee AMA's economic agenda while and 1950s. new has come to light." "You try to find specific than other candidates who sup- undermining their public health ported these issues from 1989 to agenda," Sharfstein said. 1%41161R, 1992, according to the study co- tko,A5 TAR I authored by Joshua M. Sharf- "This agenda includes raising sfotill Mtle AM To stein. doctors' fees under Medicare Sharfstein's report in the and opposing a federally run c44 '(oUgRergeletaMei5 magazine said the American health care system," according to Medical Political Action Com- Sharfstein. 4-14trIeR mittee(AMPAC) contributed AMA Executive Vice Presi- approximately $4,500 more to dent James S. Todd said in a political candidates who opposed statement that although the "find- the AMA's positions on promot- ings are interesting," no defini- ing tobacco exports, controlling tive conclusions can be drawn the proliferation of handguns and because the study was not broad eliminating federal restrictions on enough. abortion counseling. "The AMA has taken impor- "The authors chose to narrow tant stands on certain public their focus by selecting on three health issues and the AMA's issues, instead of analyzing the political action committee gives broad range of areas where the more money, on average, to rep- AMA attempts to influence legis- resentatives who have voted lation on behalf of the public and against the AMA's own public the medical profession," Todd 1A-SAY3efe

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