W E X a UNIVERSITYV J PnCAtLW E X a UniVCKdllTUNIVERSITYV Patricia O’Brien Breslin made his final appear Managing Editor ance as president on May 24 at a A growing budget deficit, a farewell ceremony held in his labor dispute and unfulfilled honor in the Main Building’s attempts at restructuring the Great Court. University dominated Richard By far the most memorable of D. Breslin’s seven-year presiden his actions as president, Breslin cy at Drexel. introduced the Strategic Plan to Hidden beneath these contro the University on Nov. 2, 1992. versies were remarkable achieve The plan, only parts of which ments such as a twofold increase were implemented, was institut in annual giving, completion of ed to “provide for the financial a $25 million engineering com equilibrium of the institution,” plex, increased recreational according to Breslin’s December NOAH ADDIS/The Triangle spaces, and the realization of the 1992 address to the Faculty USGA President S. Ann de Vona offers Richard Breslin a going away gift a T-shirt from USGA’s Drexel Curriculum. see BRESLIN on page 3 Tee-for-Threes at Drexel basketball games. Spring Jam set to roll USGA increases 33rd and Arch Streets. Rain loca The Mighty Mighty Bosstones headline a tion for Saturday events is the scrutiny of CAB Armory. weekend offree entertainment They Might Be Giants are not AnhDang night in the Grand Hall, Creese coming, but the band lineups A new procedure requires CAB to submit News Editor Student Center. should make some noise, espe detailed, biweekly status reports to USGA, If the recent warm weather is In case hip-hop is not your cially headliner The Mighty not a clear indication of the end favorite musical flavor, there will Mighty Bosstones. Also sched AnhDang ment, exact dollar amounts in of the school year, the Campus be a showing of Pulp Fiction on uled to appear are Love Seed News Editor expenses and revenue and Activities Board’s spring concert the newly-dedicated Buckley Mama Jump, Strange as Angels, The Campus Activities Board, detailed plans for the following promises to be just that. Field starting at 9:00 p.m. Mr. Greengenes, Public Service under a new operating proce two weeks. According to the A weekend lineup of activities Friday night’s events serve as and Tribes. dure set by the Undergraduate amendment, each report will be kicks off on Friday night, June 2, warm-up acts for a Saturday full The Bosstones are set to take Student Government Associa posted on the USGA bulletin with a hip-hop concert by rap of concerts, novelties and ven the stage at 8:00 p.m. tion, will be required to submit board and will run as a paid dis group 111 A1 Scratch and DJ Red dors from 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 Known for the intensity and to the student government play ad in The Triangle. Handed from 8:00 p.m. to mid p.m. around the Buckley area, see SPRING JAM on page 2 biweekly reports detailing its In addition, 50 percent of all activities. CAB events will need co-spon- The rule, drafted by Nesbitt sorship from other student representative and communica groups. The new rule was set to tions chair Jared Levine, was encourage other student groups adopted at the USGA’s weekly to become involved and to pro meeting on Monday, May 22 mote inter-campus relations. after a long debate. The co-sponsorship does not The reports must include a necessarily require a 50-50 list of all events during the two- financial partnership; the main week period with statistics in thrust of the rule is to require participation, overall achieve see CAB on page 2 Foot fetish case ends in mistrial Kristi Ciliano juror told The Philadelphia Comics Editor Inquirer. After five days of deliberation, The other juror in favor of an the Common Pleas Court jurors acquittal said, “I can’t say that he did not settle on a verdict in the was innocent; I just don’t think 1984 murder case involving for there was enough evidence to mer Drexel security guard David find him guilty.” Dickson Jr., who was accused of Wilson, who was found in the killing former Drexel student stairwell outside Randell Hall Deborah Lynn Wilson in the barefoot, was speculated by basement computer room of see MURDER on page 4 Randell Hall. Consequently, a mistrial was, declared. In This Issue The jury was split among its 12 members: 10 wanted to con Ed-Op...... page 6 vict Dickson of murder, and two thought the evidence was merely Datebook...... 9 circumstantial. “He had a prob Comics...... 10 Courtesy of Johrt Falls lem with a foot fetish, but there Classifieds...... 13 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones will perform at Spring Jam 95 on Saturday, June 3, along with Love wasn’t enough presented to me Entertainment...... 20 Seed Mama Jump, Strange as Angels, Mr. Greengenes, Public Service and Tribes. that he murdered this girl,” one 2 * The Triangle * June 2, 1995 Seniors prepare to N ew s in B rief Search for new food service continues In a search for a new campus fodti service contract, the Division for Student Life invited potential bidders to campus on June I. ‘Pass It On* to juniors Present at the meeting were representatives from Gardner Merchant Food Services, Wood Dining Services, Aramark, News Desk while other underclassmen can feel.” Marriott and Canteen Corporation. On Friday, June 2 the buy yellow shirts. A senior majoring in corpo Aramark, the current food service provider, terminated its con Undergraduate Student Govern As the highlight for the event, rate communications, Campbell tract effective July 3. It is, however, seeking to win a different con ment Association, the Division a $1,000 scholarship will be is coordinating this event as part tract to stay at Drexel. of Student Life and the Spirit handed to an underclassman of her design project. The deadline to submit a contract proposal is July 3. Cluster v/ill host the First who successfully throws a com The event, which is scheduled Presentations by the bidders are scheduled from July 10 to July 13. Annual “Pass It On Day.” The puter disk into a basket located to coincide with Drexel’s Spring With the termination of the current Aramark contract, students event v/ill combine fun, food and on top of the statue of the Jam, is set to start at 6:30 p.m., on the Gold Card program are asked to use all their declining cred tradition in honoring Drexel’s University founder. with introductions and speeches it before July 3. juniors who u^ill be soon become According to Senior Class from University administrators seniors. President Catherine Campbell, and USGA officers to start at PEAC to host pro wrestling event Designed to raise school spirit “Pass It On Day” will not only 7:00 p.m. On June 9, starting at 8:00 p.m., professional wrestlers will be on and create a tradition, the event boost morale for the current stu The contest will follow the the mat of Drexel University’s Physical Education Athletic Center will take place at 6:30 p.m. in dents, but will also give a fresh introductions. as part of the Extreme Championship Wrestling competition. front of the Anthony. J. Drexel new image of the University to The Spirit Cluster and the The main event will feature Marty Janetty against Too Cold statue with a reception filtering the Philadelphia area. Senior Class Committee has pro Scorpio. The winner earns a shot at the ECW world title. into the Quad. “Drexel has long been consid vided money for advertising, Other matches that evening include a tag-team bout in which (T-shirts will be sold to stu ered a technological University,” food and beverages. The event Public Enemy will take on the Pitbulls for the ECW world champi dents to signifying their class. said Campbell. “The event will also received support from the onship. i Juniors can purchase blue shirts, give Drexel a humanistic and fiin Interfratemal Association. The event, benefiting Drexel’s athletic programs, costs $10 for general admission and $15 for reserved ringside seats. I Baseball players earn spots on national teams Bosstones to rock jam Drexel senior catcher John Shannon, who was tabbed as a first- team All-North Atlantic Conference selection, was named an SPRING JAM from page 1 Last year’s jam did not have a beer. Eastern College Athletic Conference second-team Division I base well-known headline band, but Novelties will include the ball all-star. | spontaneity of their live shows, the free beer provided by the ever-popular Virtual Reality Drexel freshman second baseman Denpis Helkowski was also thel Bosstones feature an unre Interfratemal Association kept interactive machine, the Gyro honored, being named to the 1995 Mizuno Freshman All- strained sound with a mix of the crowd in the Quad. scope, Velcro Olympics, Acro- American baseball team, selected by the editors of Collegiate soulful rhythms and heavy punk This year, it is rumored that F li^t trampoline and Gladiator Baseball. He is the first Dragon player eyer to receive such an melodies. In other words, they the IFA will just do the same, but Joust. honor. | knoiw how to play the rock-and- IFA President Justin DeAngelis Sunday, June 4 will be high Shannon, a major-league draft prospect standing 6-foot-3, flirt rolli kids. refused to comment about the lighted by a CAB-sponsored vol ed with .400 for most of the season, ranking among the nation’s leyball tournament from noon leaders before finishing at a team-best .396. i to 6:00 p.m. at Buckley Green. Shannon paced Drexel in eight offensive categories, including The winning team will collect doubles (12), triples, home runs, total bases (126), on-base per $200 in cash. centage (.502), walks (39), batting average and slugging percentage To close the weekend events, (.656). I IftelWangte the Howard Stem Show’s Jackie A pitch-hitter who opened the year in lefit field, Helkowski shift ed to second base, his naturd position, halfway through the cam 32mi A ChMtmit StfMte • PhNMMalite. PA 1M 04 “The Joke Man" Martling will Vokw:(215) 89U58S • Fax:(H ii)895^S provide some comic relief at 8:00 paign to help solidify the Dragons’ infield defense. p.m. Sunday in the Grand Hall. He ended up m a ^ g just five errors in 1176 total chances and set All events are free for Drexel the school single-season record for runs ^cored with 65. He fin students, but some require stu ished the year hitting .365 with 10 doubles, four triples and 35 Editor-in-Chief John Gruber dent IDs. RBIs. Managing Editor Patricia 0*Brien Ed-Op Editor Jonathan Poet Production Manager Nick DiFranco News Editor AnhDang Entertainment Editor David Smith Comics Editor Kristi Ciliano CAB subject of new ' Layout Editor Larry Rosenzweig Photo Editor Noah Addis Business & Administration Business Manager Gina Di Vincenzo USGA regulations Advertising Manager Jay Kimball Classifieds Manager BradWible CAB from page 1 officer, said the new rule has the expressed his concern about its Systems Administrator Joe Campbell good intention of holding CAB effectiveness with pending Distribution Manager Ryan La Riviere half of all CAB events to be accountable for what it does, but changes. approved by other student orga CAB’s programs! should not be CA'B’s entire budget comes Staff Writers^^iCoiumnists nizations. judged by the exact amount of from |the student activities fee. ‘ Catherine Campbell, Monica Michael Busier, Christopher The USGA will have the dollars spent. | This year, 42 percent of the fee is Cimini, Chad Gom, Tracy Hatch authority to make sure that the “The bottom |ine doesn"t say allocated to CAB to program Marcus, Pete Lagana, Karen rules are carried out. The the whole pictui;e,” said Karam. event^ on campus.!Sports clubs Ostrowski, Jennifer Rauktis, Photogrnphers amendment states that if CAB “It costs more toj' program main and general student organiza Danielle iReinhart, Steven D. Jo^ Colton, Ethan Gekowski, doesn’t operate accordingly, stream events, but costs little to tions | receive 12 and 10 percent Segal, Aaron Schantz, Kristina Melany Hunt, Julie Kang, Kristen funding will be terminated. program [others].” of th^ fund, respectively. Sheedy, Anthony Tamaccio, 'Laing, Scott Millard, Joel Saunders Prior to this rule, there was no Mainstream eyents such as big Mike Thornton, Jason Woerner The remainder, of the fee is official USGA control over how concerts and the annual spring Cartoonists distijibuted to USGA, media CAB programmed its activities. Business Staff Ci^ig Bamitz, Kevin Connolly, jam often bring the most public org^izations — Lexerd and Jill Germano Don Haring, Jr., Dennis McGlynn The current USGA Constitution ity to CAB. WKlbu, for example — and asks the CAB president to give a This year, CAB has brought i^Uanraus expenses. Advertising; D esign^B C ontributing Staff report on at least a monthly two big acts to icampus — Toad Tnangle receives no fund- Kristen Olson Sarah Holtz, Dave Mays, Eric basis. The Wet Sprocket and The rom the student activities Minbiole, Andrew Ross “We wanted to know what’s Mighty Mighty jBosstones. going on,” said Senior Class “We’ve been doing pretty well >r the 1995-1996 fiscal year President Catherine Campbell. this year, and we should be given starts July 1, CAB’s bud CopyrigM 01995M5 Then» Tri “Since USGA gives CAB fund some kind of ti-ust and account duoaid in any fonn,jjn in or In get is reduced to 39 percent of of the EcHtor4n«hlt(. . , , ing, (it deserves] to be informed ability,” said Karam. the total activities fee. CAB’s (Hiinlons «xpr««sed witNn amViM of how the money is spent.” T7» TWar^ i» published fH d ^ In phltoddpw*. PA,1 Karam credited CAB’s success funding is estimated to be ^ n g ^ aoade(nic.)iMr.^«M^ «wminatloo|«wi Mike Karam, CAB’s budget to its lack of bureaucracy and around $180,000 next year. ^ adwttokic ^ 'o of ih* Owcel commgnliy, tw o diMrHMjtkm » limKed to one copy per n»ader. - p Subscriptions may be ontered ^ $20 for six nMmths: tfsptaw" I and d e f i e d advartisln( mw be pieoed at the address above^, Qreater PhllacMptils CtiamtMr of CornmwcA Free beer. Free rock-and-roll. Free food. Delaware Valley Collegiate Press Association Columbia Scholastk; Press Association Sunday June 11, l:(X)p - 7:00p Associated CoUegiate Press Pleue rccydcQ The TrUmgle Buckley Green The Triangle * June 2,1995 * 3 Amid controversy, Breslin achieved BRESLIN from page 1 $5 million to $10 million. The endowment increased from $65 Senate. to $90 million, and sponsored As a result of the plan, faculty research increased from $10 mil and administrative positions lion to $20 million. were eliminated, the E4 curricu When faced with cutbacks in lum was implemented on a full state aid to the University, scale, and University entities Breslin was instrumental in in such as the Department of getting that aid restored. He was Performing Arts and were elimi a key voice for private colleges nated, while other programs and universities statewide. were merged. Under Breslin’s leadership, The Strategic Plan originally the National Science Foundation called for the University to awarded Drexel over $17 million switch to a semester system, but to institute a five-year pilot engi the proposal was later eliminat neering curriculum. The pro ed from the plan. gram — Enhanced Educational The most visible event during Experience for Engineers (E4) the Breslin era included signs, — became a national model for shouting and integrated learn picket lines. ing and has since 'v 5,4 Members of The most visible been adopted by Teamsters Local the engineering « i* 115 — m ainte event during the college as the nance workers — Drexel Cur went on a 14- Breslin era riculum. week strike from included signs, Breslin’s acad Sept 14 to Dec. emic achieve 20,1992. shouting and ments also The union picket lines — the included begin protested “unfair ning the Honors labor practices” 14~week 1992 Program, which such as a pro labor dispute by now boasts over posed wage 240 members. freeze and the Teamsters. The athletic “wasteful spend department also ing,” such as received a boost awarding outside contractors under Breslin. By bringing head renovation projects which coach Bill Herrion to Drexel, Teamster workers could do for Breslin intitiated the success of less. the men’s basketball program. The strike disrupted the cam BresUn submitted his resigna pus for the entire.fall term, as tion, on Sept. 20, 1994. Drexei’s Teamsters on strike stood in the Board of Trustees relieved streets blasting Queen’s “We Breslin of his presidential duties Will Rock You” from a tractor last September in the face of a trailer and shouting “Drexel $12.5 million budget deficit. He University is on strike!” has continued to represent the The strike was settled when University in Harrisburg, and union members voted unani his resignation is officially effec mously to accept a proposed tive June 30,1995. contract. Board of Trustees member The four-year contract, which Chuck Pennoni assumed the lasts until June duties of presi 30, 1996, m ain dent in Nov tains the wage From a $25 ember of 1994, freeze but allows million state-of- under the title of increases of 70, chief executive 60 and 67 cents the-art officer, while a in each of the last engineering search was con three years of the ducted for contract in addi complex to new Breslin’s succes tion to guaran sor. Dr. teed overtime basketball courts, Constantine N. hours for work additions to Papadakis, cur ers. rently dean of From a $25 Drexel under engineering at million state-ofy Breslin^s reign the University of the-art engineer Cincinnati, was ing complex to dimed at unanimously new basketball - improving approved by the courts, additions Board as the to Drexel under campus life. University’s 11th Breslin’s reign president. He aimed at improving campus life. will take office on Nov. 1,1995. Additions also included the arti In April, Breslin accepted the ficial turf Buckley Field, Buckley post of executive vice president Green volleyball courts and ten and provost of St. Louis nis courts. University. While Breslin was While the University has been president, he withdrew from stricken with budget shortfalls in consideration for the American the past few years due to enroll University presidency in January ment problems, significant 1994 even though he was said to improvements were made in be the leading candidate. terms of long term financial sta bility under President Breslin. Staff writer Aaron Schantz con Triangle File Photos Annual giving increased from tributed to this article. From a graduation ceremony (top) to a LandDragon pep rally (center) to a Rreside Chat (bottom), Richard Breslin always made his presence known — often with his signature bowtie. Breslin made his final appearance at Drexel University at a farewell reception on May 24 Great Court. He will be St. Louis University’s executive vice president and provost. 4«The Triangle»June 2,1995 Cybersalons: where Murder case academics mingle to be retried College I’rcss Service “Twenty years ago, professors give fresh insights to problems. MURDER from page 1 This evidence, in combination Call it salons of cyberspace. and researchers attended lec; Even posting messages to the with the testimony of another But as academics become tures to hear the latest research wrong groups has turned up police to have been murdered inmate who had supposedly more specialized and are sepa and that interaction is now “some very interesting respons inside the computer room and heard Dickson’s confession, led rated from colleagues by miles, shifting to the Net,” Petto said. es.” then taken outside. An autopsy to the acquittal of the trial. they are using the Internet to “People sharing research and “If you’re open to that kind revealed a thin wire mark “Nobody believed the prisoner,” test ideas and revive an intellec ideas is happening all the time of thing, it can be good,” Petto around her throat. said juror Dave Frankenberger. tual intimacy practiced by 19th- instead of just a annual confer- said. “It’s a more democratic Dickson was on patrol in the “Ten of us were for guilt, two century artists and intellectuals. sort of peer review.” area the night Wilson was killed were for acquittal on murder. That’s what University of The intellectual exchange, and also had a “foot fetish.” He We never got to the discussion Wisconsin anthropologist “Twenty years Petto reported, is most impor was arrested in June 1993 and of degrees of murder because we Andrew Petto found after tant to those isolated in smaller charged with murder, robbery didn’t haye a unanimous deci studying three Internet discus ago, professors departments or schools where and related offenses. sion on whether he was guilty of sion groups with more than and researchers they have few colleagues or pro “The circumstantial evidence murder.” 2,000 subscribers, both acade fessional contacts in their fields. was compelling. But it’s an old According to defense attorney mics and laymen with interests attended lectures They use the Internet like “an case, and I would have expected Harry , Seay, the inconsistency of in anthropology. to hear the latest invisible college,” as one some direct evidence. It’s very the evidence presented to per After four years of observing respondent put it, to write and difficult to convict a perk>n of a suade jurors to rule against the groups and talking with research and that review papers and grants, and to capital offense just b a ^ on that Dickson was not persuasive people involved, Petto conclud interaction is now request and make suggestions he was there, and he has a cer enough. ed that the Internet has become for teaching, bibliographies or tain sexual proclivity [for sneak “Any time you put on 98 academics’ version of the shifting to the job openings. ers],” stated jury foreman exhibits and 35 witnesses and Algonquin Roundtable. Netr Even though the Internet Freddy Stark, a college biology you can’t convince 12 people, “People are sharing impor makes communicating easy and professor. then you’ve got problems with tant ideas that may not yet be has opened up discussion of' Dickson’s main defense was your case. The evidence obvious fiiUy formed. They’re subjecting inces. Now there are ideas ideas and issues that may have that he was not known as a yio- ly was not convincing,” said themselves to criticism,” he floating around that would rendained buried, the academics lent person, even though he was Seay. said. “They’re developing open never see the light of day at a realize the more time they a black belt in martial arts. Judge Juanita Kidd Stout set and trusting relationships.” lecture.” spend on-line, the more physi “I’ve been a martial-arts September 7 for attorneys to All this posting and sharing By posting research papers cally isolated they become. instructor for many years,” stat meet and set a date for a retrial. of information has not only res and hypotheses to discussion And most of those polled also ed Stark. “We’re trained in con urrected what some considered groups with dozens, or even want to put a human face — or trolling violence, not in doing Editor’s note: Information in this to be a lost art of communica hundreds, of members, Petto at least a voice, by telephone — violence. [Dickson] never article was obtained from the tion, but also may be changing said he and his colleagues often to the messages and documents assaulted any of the women he May 31, 1995 issue of The the way academics work. get unexpected responses that that scroll across their screens. came up against.” Philadelphia Inquirer. Money 101: Know your credit report Christy Heady Center for Financial Education, age $12 to $15 by writing to the reports, verify the information maintenance, maintenance. It’s College Press Service despite the fact that credit agen agencies. In fact, TRW will give and correct any errors by enclos hard work getting credit, yet it Chances are if you have a cies have 450 million consumer you a free copy of your report ing exactly what is wrong. You doesn’t have to be as difficult bank account, a student loan or credit reports on file, last year once each calendar year. 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Business students admit to cheating College 1‘ress Service dards and asked students to and cheated all the time.” Female accounting students those rules more than their male Although almost all business record how often they admitted In the survey, about eight out were the most ethical of all busi counterparts, they added. students view themselves as ethi lying and cheating at school. of 10 students expressed dissatis ness students, reporting substan Vorherr said that women cal, only five percent have never “The students, as a whole, faction with the coverage of tially less unethical behavior accountants may be able to use cheated during high school or thought of themselves as less ethics in business courses on than all the others, according to the study to move up the corpo college and fewer than one in ethical than their parents,” said their campuses. researchers. The researchers say rate ladder. “The findings imply five have never lied, according to Philip Vorherr, an associate pro “The students expressed a as a group, accounting students that for practicing accounting a nationwide survey. fessor of accounting at the need for both a separate course are more ethical, in part because firms, all things being equal in A study by University of University of Dayton, who led in business ethics and better they are exposed to their field’s recruitment and promotion Dayton and Wright State the research effort. “The degree integration of ethics in the stan structured set of rules, regula cases, top female candidates may University researchers ques to which they said they lied and dard business curriculum,” said tions and auditing processes. In be more disposed than top male tioned more than 3,000 business cheated surprised us. Although Joseph Petrick, associate profes turn, women accounting stu candidates to adhere to and to students at 31 colleges and uni most don’t lie and cheat regular sor of management at Wright dents tested the most ethical, protect ethical values,” Vorheer versities about their ethical stan ly, a couple percent said they lied State University. perhaps because they internalize said. The Triangle»Jime 2,1995»S Triangle reporters asked the Drexel community the following question: What do you think of the Equipment Support Group? By Monica CiminI and Kristen Laing a s f e t * " "^i^m^ective, had trouble ^-\SB^rddHve$ nitwo mitie. W llM 'rT t: ■ : Be careful — We might shoot your face off. • • The Triangle • June 2,1995 Editorial & O ranion Editorial Board Editor-in-Chief ▲ John Gruber Ed-Op Editor A Jonathan Poet Anh Dang Nick DiFranco Gina Di Vincenzo Patricia O’Brien Larry Rosenzweig David Smith I f i t ain*t broke At the USGA meeting on May 22, the General Assembly approved a measure that, for all of its good intentions, may cause more harm than good in the long run by violating what many of us consider to be common sense. By requiring CAB to give detailed biweekly reports about its programming, USGA is laying an unnecessary bureau L etter to th e Editor cratic burden upon a student organization which has repeatedly shown that it does a good job spending the stu Alumni sees no of frustration with administra administration seems to still lack dents’ money. With the exception of last year’s poorly tive problems, it was good to the ability to get its act together. change pick up The Triangle and see the my former classmates, attended Digable Planets fiasco, CAB programs are usually coverage on the appointment of who is currently a dean, did not successful. And with events such as KRS-One’s lecture and Editor: the new University president. even show for the 25th reunion! the upcoming Spring Jam, they’ve proven they can effi I was on campus last weekend I listened to the administra The strengths of student ciently meet the demands of a diverse student body. for the alumni reunion. After tors trying to put an upbeat slant achievement and faculty dedica Within its constitution, USGA already has a check in seeing a very disappointing on recent troubles. However, I tion still were in evidence, how place to monitor CAB’s activities. The president of CAB sits turnout by my classmates, listen found more truth in the paper ever. All the best to the Triangle ing to disenchanted faculty and in my own conversation staff for continuing the efforts. on the USGA executive board, and is required to report at members and remembering days with a faculty member. The inwin Jacobs '70 least once a month. According to Senior Class President Catherine Campbell, the executive board still felt left in the dark. To us, that sounds like an internal communication problem which could be fixed by simply enforcing the present constitution. Social security mess And with a brand-new CAB president on her way in, we see no need to make any drastic changes yet. So while we support increased inter-organizational com can be easily avoided munication, we cannot help but think that “Big-Brother”- like restrictions on CAB are the wrong way to solve the As the baby boomers, who ly the average senior citizen has problem. The are all employed today, begin to paid $84,000 into the system Prolocutor turn 65 (in 2010), we will have and will receive more than three people working for every $300,000. Truth or consequences M i c h a e l person receiving benefits. In The only way to avoid a B u s i e r 1950 there were 16 workers for future economic war between Over the past few weeks, The Triangle has received sever every benefit generations is for al letters, phone calls and e-mail messages telling us, in As Congress and the receiver and Congress and the essence, that we run a biased, subjective newspaper. We’ve President continue to grapple today there are It won^t be too President to over the various methods to five workers per been accused of unprofessionalism, and our journalistic include both balance the budget, there is benefit receiver. long before we Social Security ethics have been questioned. So what do we have to say for some dialogue missing from the By 2013 the sys will routinely see and Medicare in ourselves? discussion. tem will show an programs to be Well, we simply stand behind everything we’ve printed. Neither side wants to discuss annual deficit people living to cut — along with Our mission is not to put a positive spin on campus the runaway Social Security sys and could be well over 100. all the other news — it’s to put no spin on the news. We’re a student tem. The truth is that som e bankrupt shortly bloated govern thing must he done immediately thereafter. ment programs newspaper, and our goal is to give you, the reader, the facts to avoid a future economic war The result could be an eco currently under scrutiny. on news events at Drexel. between generations. nomic war between generations Besides, there may be a sim Oftentimes, however, when bad news graces our pages Most of the people reading — something that nobody ple solution. the guilty parties'are quick to claim that we’re'“out to get this column right now are wants or deserves. Medical science is advancing them.” Not because we’ve printed lies or unfounded allega members of G eneration .X, Clearly, something must be so rapidly that life expectancies which is comprised of people done as soon as possible. The tions, but because the facts we print are embarrassing to are rising dramatically. That born in the last 25 years. question is, “What can be means Americans are healthier them. Members of Generation X done?” and are living longer. Sometimes, the truth hurts. will be the first generation in Some facts: It won’t be too many years history to receive less from Senior citizens are the most into the future when we will Social Security affluent segment routinely see people living to than they paid of the popula well over 100 and staying fairly Submission Policy into the system. By 2013 the tion, with a active until the end. Social Security Social Security poverty rate A simple solution would be Guest columns, letters to the editor, and artwork may be sent is a “pay as you below eight per to increase the retirement age to the attention of the Ed-Op Editor, The Triangle, 32nd and go” system in system will show cent (children (gradually) from the current 65 Chestnut Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. 19104. They may also be sent which current an annual deficit have a poverty years to 70 years. This would via e-mail to edopQtriangle.8tudent-org.drexel.edu or delivered tax revenue is rate approaching result in a larger pool of con in person to 3010 MacAlister Hall. transferred from and could be 20 percent). tributors and a much smaller All submissions must include a name and phone number and income earners bankrupt Right now we pool of benefit receivers. should include an address and appropriate affiliations such as to benefit re pay over $30 bil This is a solution that would major, year of.graduation, or organizational position. ceivers. This lion annually to save billions annually and end Anonymous submissions will not be published; authors’ names concept assumes a relatively seniors with incomes in excess up harming almost nobody. will only be withheld under special circumstances.. constant population mix and of $100,000 after taxes. I wonder if Congress would relatively stable social security More than 500,000 senior consider it. Written pieces should be presented on disk in MacWrite payments. millionaires receive monthly format. The deadline for submissions is 5:00 p.m. on Of course, today we have nei social security checks. IMichael Busier is a two-time Wednesday of the week of publication. The Triangle reserves ther — and the numbers are According to the House Ways graduate of Drexel pursuing a the right to edit for space, grammar, clarity and content. simply astounding. and Means Committee, current- Ph.D. in economics. The Triangle * June 2,1995 * 7 Watch out for centipedes in your cereal remedying the unpleasant situation ed it as well. everything. This lady is a bona fide cereal Guest behind it. It is not uncommon for my apartment expert, you see. If one could receive a The score so far is bugs/rodents 1, to smell like Ammonia-D. This year, doctoral degree in cerealology, she’d be Column Scott 0. But research from last year has thanks to revolutionary breakthrou^s at first in line. M . S c o t t yielded a new arsenal of weapons that are the Windex company, I am looking for The announcer, whose voice seems to S m i t h at my disposal: common household ward to my apartment smelling like the be emanating from the kitchen ceiling, cleaners. new and improved Ammonia-D. It’s real presumably causing the lady to think that Ah, summer. The warmth accelerates Oh, sure, you can buy products like ly quite amazing what they’ve done with a supernatural force is attempting to dis strange and inexplicable chemical reac Raid or roach motels, but why bother Ammonia-D. cuss breakfast cereal with her, asks in a tions in the Schuylkill River while bugs, when Palmolive does the job just hokey- You can now get yellow Windex, the booming voice, “Did you know they rested from the long winter, gear up for pokey — and leaves your hands feeling traditional blue Windex, Potpourri Pink added salt?” their annual trek across my apartment. soft with the fresh scent of lemons? Windex, Kato Kaelin Windex, and clear The lady crinkles her nose in disgust This past winter, I spent all my free I’ve discovered that Windex, which is not and asks, “Salt?” She looks down at her time skiing locally and in Colorado. Windex works fairly to be confused with cereal, bewildered, as if she just realized While I was carving S’s and enjoying well on small insects, Dow Bathroom Crystal Pepsi, although she was consuming low-octane diesel fuel myself, bugs from all around Philadelphia but nothing can touch Cleaner is both make effective with her balanced breakfast of toast and were holding conventions where they Dow Disinfectant glass cleaners and leave orange juice. busily planned their assault against my Bathroom Cleaner. particularly well- no streaks behind. The commercial continues with other apartment. This year, their conventions (You know, the one suited for larger I have not yet deter cereal eaters being rudely awakened as were also open to small rodents. with scrubbing bub mined which color is they’re told by an unseen authoritative One small rodent, a mouse, volun bles!) Any product by insects. most effective in dis voice that their cereal contains fat, sugar, teered to pay the highest price for the Dow Chemical — the , abling insects, but I’ve pesticides, fingernails and, well, centipede cause, by committing suicide in my company that “lets you do good things” theorized that insects are colorblind, so I legs. apartment even before I moved into it. — is something to be respected, and is recommend buying whatever’s cheapest, At this point, the initial lady, who at Shortly after moving into my apart never to be used in coffee as a sweetener or whatever color matches best with one point seemed so composed, has bro ment this spring, I noticed a slight smell or as a French toast topping. whatever else is inside the cabinet under ken down and is running around her seemed to grow with each passing day. Dow Bathroom Cleaner is particularly your sink. kitchen in a fit of rage, tossing Cheerios But I couldn’t determine the source. well-suited for larger insects. For exam In an odd sort of way, this all reminds up in the air while singing the “Honey I thought jokingly to myself that a ple, one .night last year, a centipede with me of that Cheerios commercial. You Nut Cheerios” theme song, causing the rodent had probably died behind a major several ^lozen legs made his way across know, the one where they’re talking house cat to flee in terror from the appliance. Sadly, empirical evidence soon my wall. about other cereals. The announcer asks a kitchen. suggested that this was exactly what had ’ The Windex merely fazed the creature. lady how much she really knows about Of course, Mueslix cereal eaters have happened, and I spent a Saturday night A few cans of Dow Bathroom Cleaner not her cereal. happily eaten their cereal, knowing all pulling the refrigerator from the wall and only cleaned the centipede, but disinfect Naturally, she smugly says she knows see SMITH on page 8 Senior year can’t come R O M A R IO 'S PIZZA to a close soon enough & right now. They’re inspirational Drexel, but our new USGA vice T h a t ’S and are filled with lots of new provost for student life, Chris H e r ideas. Did I mention that the McCarthy, was the organizer of ED'S ones who have been helping me Earth Fest. Who could advise C a t h e r i n e happen to be Greek? I guess ailyone better on event planning B t s f f k M l o C a m p b e l l that’s insignificant, unless they at this school from the students’ are doing something wrong. perspective? I left my alarm clock down The unique thing with these As for the new USGA W i n g s the shore last weekend by acci new Greek members is that they President Steve Martarano, he’s dent. Or was it? Everyone keeps bring to USGA, and especially moving USGA forward so fast, saying that I should be excited senior class events, things that he’s ahead of me on my own The b e st deals on campus! to be graduating. Actually, I even USGA experience can’t projects. The Triangle might not don’t have time to graduate provide. especially like all of the changes Lunch ~ Dinner right now. I don’t even want to Take, for instance, the Senior that Martarano comes up with, HOURS count down the days left. It feels Formal: I’ve been to several for- but believe me, he’s in USGA to Mon, — Thurs, 10:30 am to 1 am more like a time bomb with the mals at various schools, but that make a difference, not just to Fri. — Sat, 10:30 am to 3:00 am things I haven’t finished yet. doesn’t make me an expert at create controversy. Sunday 12 pm to 1 am Perhaps the alarm clpc^l^.was a , planning them. These new Despite my longtime sign that it is time to let the - members have not only had Triangle!CAB affiliation with “younger” students take over. It plenty of their own *to attend Mike Karam, I think Lynn E AT - 1N , T a k e -O u t , seems kind of hard to let go of over the years, b u t they know Caprario will put a fresh new D e l i v e r y the school with all of the bad how they were put together. spin on CAB. If you were here 3 5 1 3 L a n c a s t e r A v e n u e publicity that the new members As for the other events I am two years ago, you may remem of student government have ber Lynn as one of my week 2 22-7 1 3 5 received. Recently, I started ly staff writers for the to work with them, well I got so many double Campus Page of The before any of them were takes on my academic Triangle. The Triangle edi even sworn into their posi tors didn’t remember her, E D ' S E D ' S tions. status that I told one of but most of them were just Did you read the letter to my shore neighbors I was random staff writers back I S O H ^ G S 4 0 \ f m QGS I the editor last week from then, too. LARGE P]PLAIN PIZZA I Jim Gilsinn regarding the still in high school If you can put up with I problems senior year causes? working for me and do a 1 $11.75 II $14.95 I I personally couldn’t agree planning, they have been instru good job, you can do anything. II I I Miin-PBMinrrmuMN I I MUST PKESENT COUPON. | more. I don’t even know Mr. mental in my publicity cam I’m sure my former news writ I CANNOT BE COMBINED W rraonUUt I | CANNOT BE OO M n^W m iO THBB j Gilsinn, but I’m sure my acade paigns. CAB has had lots of ers Adam Blyweiss and Denise * OFFERS. OPFBBS. mic workload is barely compa publicity give-aways, but think Inman can attest to that. BXPIRES6«/»5 rable. about the Greeks. How many t- After June 18, I will happily However, I think any senior shirts, cups and other items are hand over the senior class presi can relate. Do you know how each of them responsible for dency to Mimi Nguyen. My many times this weekend I ordering each year? other hand will be permanently R o m a r i o ' s R o m a r i o ^ s heard people say, “Oh my God, If I want to order something attached to a beer mug until I you’re still in school? That must for a class event, I want to go mentally recover from this P i z z a P i z z a really suck!” I got so many dou through a reliable group that office. She happens to be a vet ble takes on my academic status students have previously used, eran of USGA, but from ’93-’94. 1 Large cheese that I told one of my shore not a company which some I could only dream of the sup p izz a^ neighbors I was still in high administrator happens to men port that she has already 9 5 school. Well, I told him I was tion. acquired for her position. kidding, but you know what I The contacts the new mem Perhaps the best attribute MUST PRESENT COUPON. ■ MUST PRESENT COUPON. CANNOT BE COMBINED W rni OTHER * CANNOT BE COMBINED WfTH mean. bers have are priceless. For that these new members have is OFFERS. I OTHER OFFERS. The new student government example, if you’re not on co-op, their vision. People know them, EXPIRES 6/9/95 EXPIRES 6/9/95 members who 1 have to work you had to see Lambda Chi or at least they do now. That’s with are probably the only peo Alpha’s Earth Fest back in April. what USGA needs — to be iden- ple who are keeping me going I Imow a lot of administrators at see CAMPBELL on page 8 1 * The Triangle«June 2,1995 The wonders of insects in cereal U S G A SMITH from page 7 have a coupon, and who would nutrition, these cereals often For example, the pictures of break their dentures if they tried come with “free” toys which cereal on cereal box covers tend m a k e s along that it contained salt, eating it anyway. shouldn’t be used by children to have the message “enlarged to sugar and fingernails, along with The best cereals are those under three without parental show texture,” since texture is a tree bark, pine needles, small ones that are essentially concen supervision.Some of the newer very important characteristic of s e n i o r pebbles and parts of any forest trated sugar. cereals are com any high-quality cereal. critters who were unfortunate These can be ing with “free” If you enlarged pictures of the enough to be around when the spotted by The pictures of parents to elimi insects that are currently train r e s t e a s y Kellogg corporation scraped the searching the nate this short ing for their next assault against ground in search of the high- "N utritional cereal on the box coming. my apartment, and placed these CAMPBELL from page 7 fiber contents of Mueslix. Facts” labels. have the message But all in all. pictures on cereal boxes, I think It’s actually rather unfortu These labels tend I’m pleased with a lot of rainforests could be tified as real people, not just a nate that thousands of acres of to say “This “enlarged to the cereal indus saved. logo on the back of a t-shirt. I rainforests are cleared each day product contains show texture** try. They’re actu hope the older members stay simply to make a cereal that no no nutrition,” or ally able to mag M. Scott Smith is a Junior major involved with USGA. A merger one really likes, except older sometimes nify their prod ing in computer science. There in this case would be more valu retired couples, who only buy it “What are you, kidding?” ucts without maldng them dis- are more bugs in his computer able than a corporate takeover. because it’s on sale and they To make up for the lack of gustmg. programs than in his apartment. No, this isn’t some big Greek suck-up column. All of them and many more have been instrumental in putting togeth er “Pass It On Day” on June 2. If it weren’t for Martarano, I don’t think we could have pro vided the $1,000 scholarship. But I’m graduating; what do I care what people think any more? I just know that I can sleep a little easier, even without my alarm clock, knowing that Meet* D ick there’s a whole new crew of See 0‘»cW lo<*k Oick Jot A jo t ■f o r a joV> ( Catherine Campbell is a senior majoring in corporate communi cations. She is senior class president. Dick hee«ls D ic k k h e w SAV< 0»tk caUeoj local Sov»\e casV\. yvxohey v/i*tK AT«cT. Co**ip«*%y "fo r /iT A T lonj distance. W E B S I T E O F T H E See kotv Pick suves i / t r e ^ l w l f i i MAT. WEEK AiAcF True Savings® A W True A W Digital AIJST C ordless l)ici< is callinf> everyone Connections'^" A nsw ering Telephone 4725 Listen to what our to lell them his new phone . Dick moved a lot as a System 1750 See Dick get around his fans have to say! number — especially Jane. student, but that was just the Now Dick will get all of his new apartment without He’s saving with AlScT beginning. Now he’ll be on important messages — like getting the phone cord True Savings.* It’s perfect the move and on tlie road the one’s from Jane. They’re snagged. He remembers for calling anyone, anytime, more than he ever imagined. recorded on a microchip — Jane’s number — luckily anywhere in the US.A. With his 500 number he’ll no tapes to deal with. He the phone remembers 9 He just spends as little as always be in touch with Jane can selectively save and other numbers for him. $10 a montli or anyone else, no matter delete messages, it’s much Plus, there is virtually no I on qualifying where he might be. Plus, safer than his roommate’s static due to AT&Ts calls, to save every time he moves, it’ll selective memory Best of advanced technology^ ^ 25%. 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Friggin’ bitcheth" 'U'llaii) OHnliUoits .iiul (.'.ViliiMoio Sul^vt lii Ulltii^ I n ihi' nimiiK'iil.il I S . im l ini'i i X ) i n u inuiKHi.il kk-.ilumv Siil)|i.\l Id lanll It'nns am i niiHliliinw '\\.irr.inl\ .la\Hnp.lnK‘^ tlio im Kliki, rail lilt jii jcKaniv l)tln ^^KKl ihnnitjli 7/.M IVav.' allnw 1-2 w w ks liir ik'liw iy l'(X; av islcn il I'l. iNi'il Ni>l li* um- wiili pail\ W liiH- x 'lv iu ' Dinil.il AnHWviinji MMi in I7S0 m.uli' in NK'Mi.h {jitilliN'. 'I c k ’jiluH K - |7.>S in a ili- i n d i i n . i I'lif A l X l ' I'.iviiumU Ii\ iti\Ii1 c a u l o n l y Sul)j TViiSi' VT—' The Triangle»June 2,1995 * 9 not that Vm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens” hmxxjk - Woody Allen A ^lebraH^ tife with a ^ ^ ia ( A Orexel^s concert Band In con- showing d f Pafp M o n at "^eft. 3p, t\4andell Theater. Free Buckley FieWt 9p. 1 ouess A CAB*$ Spring Jaml Come see dren under 12, CaH ($00)394- A CAB’S volleyball tournament. Em ission:' they’ll try to charge $2 the Mighty Mighty Bosstones . , 8478 for info. 12n, Buckley Green. Four-per admission, but hey, If s , arid many other cool bands. son teams, $20 per team. Get going to on a big screen. Enjoy tood, beverages and free A DrexePs Fusion Ensamble in an application on the CAB beer! Try out the Virtual concert. 3p, Mandell Theater. office door. A Hip-hop concert. 8p, Reality and other rides. Keep Free admission. Creese Girand Hail. Free an eye out for Barry Manilow; A Jackle**The Joke Man” admission; — he’s rumored to appear. A Drexers Gospel Choir iri con*' Martling is appearing in « cert. 8p, Mandell Theater. Free Creese Grand Hall, 8p. A First annual ‘^Pass it On” • The Appel Farm Arts & Music admission. Admission $5 for outsiders, day. 6:30p, atthe A. J. Festival. Arlo Guthrie, along free for Drexel students. Drexel statue, near Korman. with his son, Abe, will appear with artists such as Shawn • “Erotic Boxes,” an exhibition A Drexel’s Guitar and String Covin, Christine Lavin and by Lesbian artist Maggie Ensembles in concert. 8p, many others. 12-8p, atthe Ploener. 4p, Zone One Gallery, Mandell Theater. Free Appel Farm in Elmer, NJ, 2nd Street Arts Building, 139 admission. Advance tickets are $2f for N. 2nd Street. Free admission. I A USGA b1pleslndek^5:4$pf : -MacA!jster*HalI,rp.-^-lW" /ers Tutor Lounge. - i:A-Reeldent-^eirt'?';'^?>5"' ^ Come salivate over Brad Association meetlngr - Itl In Legends o fiie fall, RLO Conference room, ,JeMg^jySJ5A i i i locolate,' 9:30p and 12m, Stein Floor, New Tower. ^ ^ ‘ f ' S s o o - v V . / A0ditorium.$2togetin, Drexel-s Danee m im ible ‘ pardner. In concert. 8p, Mandell ^ Theater. Free admission. The Resident Student Association would like to thank all those who helped to make our 16th Annual Monte Carlo Night ATTENTION a huge success. We especially thank the Drexel University Departments, Student PHI ETA SIGMA MEMBERS Organizations, and Local Businesses listed below for their generous donations: On Thursday, June 8th at 6pm in the Butcherblock lounge, this year's honorary inductee Campus Activities Board (CAB) The Franklin Institute Veem Vice Provost for Student Life Village Pizza Saturn Club Vice FYovost for Enrollment Management Ed’s Buffalo Wings Zipperhead M R. RON PERLINE Vice Provost for Graduate Research Romano’s Pizza Allegro Pizza Drexel Athletic Department Powelton Pizza Astrobike will be leading a discussion while Office of Residential Living Sanctuary Futons McE)onald’s The Bagel Authority Moish’s Addison Bakery Cinnabon University of Cards The Philadelphia Museum of Art FREE FOOD AND DRINKS My Favorite Bagel and Muffin Cafe will be served. Thank you for your support! All Phi Eta Sigma members are welcome to attend. The Division of Music, Theatre, and Dance Presents: You could win a $1,000 seholarshl|> witli just a eom|>uter disld S y n e r g y Join the University in honoring the juniors as they become the Senior Class of 1996 at Drexel Dancers Tho Firit Annuol Spring Concert Pass It On Dayl If you're a freshman, sophomore, pre-junior, or junior you could win a $1000 scholarship Thursday, Friday, and Saturday T i c k e t s : just by/bringing a computer disk June 8, 9 & 10 (Sold at the Door) to the A.J. Drexel statue Y' $3 Students at 6:30 p.m. on Friday, June 2! 8 p m Free food, and "beverages" will also be available! M andell Theatre $ 5 G e n e r a l Bo ^ irt of tho toM oit Tradilloiil 10 • The Triangle • June 2,1995 C o m ic s Horoscopes David Smith and Erk n Minbiole| Note: Due to unavoidable circumstances, Chachi will not be with us this week. W e all send him our best and hope he is able to sit down as soon os possible. Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Get a membership to a local wholesale club. Spend your life savings on large quantities of meat. Luckily they sell freezers in six-packs. Taurus (Apr. 20'May 20): Join the Church of the Subgenius. For this you will need a fine briar pipe and a plain smoking jacket. When you see Bob, ask him to do something about the Hair Police. Gemini (May 21-June 21): Buying leopard skin under wear will give you that extra boost of confidence to help you get through the day. Cancer (June 22-July 22): Your love of transvestite hamsters seems like a curse until it lands you that guest spot on Geraldo. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Take dancing lessons from Erik Estrada. The two hour drive to the dance studio is worth it because he teach es you to dance to that really cool CHiPs theme music. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Plan a really romantic evening for the person you really love. M ake sure not to let your current lover ever find out. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Changing your name to "Sidllion" seemed like a good idea until Mr. T. comes looking for a rematch. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): Cure your incessant back aches with that thing with all the needles — you know, heroin. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You will decide to end your affair with Ed M cM ahon when you lose the Publisher's Clearing house Sweepstakes for the third year in a row. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 5. “Give me a pizza 19): You decide to spy on Top Ten Ways To Confuse a “ with nuttin’." your roommate. Use glasses to listen through the wall. Domino’s Pizza Delivery Boy 9 . pay the delivery man “Nuttin’?" You soon realize this does r p with Chinese food. 4. Ask them to arrange not work with bifocals. rri J - t l t Ask them to deliver to the pepperonies in a Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. r ■ 1 Tria n g le Pizza Hut. happy face. 18): You will feel on uncon i Complain that the 3. Answer the door trollable urge to go to dressed as Little Buckley Green on Sunday, arranged a Caesar. June 1 1, wearing nothing 2. Ask them to cut it into but water wings. 13 sijces. Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Start a colony for bashful 1. "'Oh! A 12-inch sausage I the pizza without the nudists. Be sure to have a ■ m ^ j I ^ b o . ______p/zza.” ready supply of fig leaves. The Triangle»June 2.1995«11 The Crossword Puzzle 01995 Tribune Media Services, Inc. lio 11 12 13 a i m m 'a lit 111 V o uK ts^. @ t V i " X iQ)'" C3? 9«,Ne. fPfCfe vj>u_ ^ TUe iRiNVJbLe C m e ajvAWfeta. ts ? 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The Triangle * June 2,1995»13 T he course of days spent Dennis McOlsrnn by AAikeThornton' G to perform songs that h e t h i n k s us college k i d s I t s llVit Hflf DaJ . • I • ! / % % / ,4 I - brtid... u)he*^ uoo U l i ." can relate to. Xi^vjsi lokijijr © _-pof 6oM^- C V ^ock...\ O h , m e so horny, o h o h , m e so hom y, o h , m e so horny, m e love you long tim e! M THE TRIANGLI YOU’LL READ IT YOU’U U K E If 14 • The Triangle * June 2,1995 SUNDAY, 1:00P'7: /T. W e like it wet and sloppy, and that’s exactly how we’re celebrating The Triangle’s 6 9 tn B W rH D A Y . W hile you’re m aking a pig of yourself drinking FREE BEER and eating FREE B B Q iH O W y cool bands like UBISUNT (winner of Drexel’s Battle of the Bands), POTTER'S FIELD, WNOC and TRIBE 13 will be m aking your ears bleed w ith the rock and roll Did we m ention that it’s all FREE? A ll Drexel students are invited. Bring your ID if you w ant beer. W e’re going to be tossing out t-shirts w ith the dirty dragons pictured above, and we’re raffling off a case of hom e-brew ed b e e r . A nd rem em ber — dragons don’t wear pants, so neither should you. The Triangle • June 2,1995 • 18 Classifieds Index Apartments Apartments Apartments Apartments Fabulous NY loft-style renovatloni 6 Br, 2 Powelton Ave., minutes away from Penn 1 BR apartment suitable for 2. gas stove and refrig. Partially furnished The Triangle Classifieds are sepa Bt, full mod kit, w/w carpet, central air, and Drexel. Heat & hot water included. $600/month. First month half price. ceiling fan. Hardwood floors. Heat and hot economical gas appliances, huge roofdeck, rated into 11 available classifica Reasonably priced. Available now. Call day Includes heat & hot water. Large living/din water included. Quiet. Secure. 1 /2 block washer/diyer. Avail. Sept 1. 35th & Spring tions in the order below. If you time (800) 456-3669, X5693, night (215) ing room. Lots of windows. Hardwood Kelly donns. 386-1961. Garden. REDUCED to $1250 +. 731-9550. 222-6329.______floors, modem bath & paritlng. Laundry on cannot find a heading, there are 38XX Lancaster. 6 Br, 3 Bth, eat-in site. Safe & close. 3318 Arch St. apt 3. 1 BR in 2 BR apartment. Bright, sunny, 39xx BARING- 4 BR apt, 1 1 /2 baths, h/W large, low util. Beautiful apt. great location kitchen, large living room, coinop laundiy, Right across the street from Towers. no ads of that type in this week’s and carpeted flrs. C/A, nwd. kitch., living on 34th & Race Street. Only $280/month, old pool table, $1200/month. August 1. Contact Sue at 222-1735. Available July newspaper. & dining area. All new appliances, security heat included. F ^ a le preferred. Available. Call 483-2395.11 month lease.______system, basement coin laundiy. Tel. 232- 1st or sooner.______Sept 1st. Must see. Call Ftora 895-1829. 0328. 4 bedroom • 3713 Lancaster Avenue. 2 2 large BR apt. Backyard, basenfwnt, OW, Leave Messf^e. Apartments bathrooms, deck, washer/diyer, dishwash- 3312 HAMILTON STREET: Effkiiencies, one GO, laundiy facility in building. All utilities Sublets er. $980/month + utilities. 662-1000. and two bedrooms from $299/m o up. included. Must see $750. 222-8732 Sublets 4 bedroom, 2 car garage, $980/month. Heat gas and hot water incl. All apts have 32nd & Hamilton. 2 BR, W/D. G/D, W/W Roommates Large rooms, washer/dryer, dishwasher, walk-in closets, lots of windows, walking carpet. Large kitchen/dining area. Newly Dorms closing, need a place to stay? For Sale deck, alami, k» maker. 3902 Warren St. distance to school. 349-9429.______painted. Near Drexel. $495 -i- utilities. Room for rent In spacious 5 BR house. Wanted (39th & Baring). Atrium. A very unique Within two blocks of Drexel Gym: clean, 387-5513______$240/month. Own room, large kitchen house. 662-1000.______safe affordable apts avail. Some with w/d including dishwasher, laige living room and Text Books A spackHis, attractive, well maintained cor washer & diyer. Call Dan at 387-6829. 36th & Pearl St. Large 1 BR. Secluded, or deck. Small, well-behaved pets wel- ner lot house, close to campus. Services courtyard, large closets. Modem. All appli come. Call 610664-7779.______SEPTA/Campus bus line. 6 BR, 2 kitchen, 41st & Baltimore. Sublet till Jan 21, 96. Help Wanted ances. Very secure. $590/m onth. 662- 37th & Spring Garden. Huge, beautiful 6 2 bath, living & dining rooms, full base $400/m o -»■ ultilites. 1 BR, large living 1000______BR, 2BT house. Garden, porch, 3 fire ment. W/D. security alarm. 35th & room, kitchen & bathroom. Beeper # 998- Lost & Found 5807 (After your #, put 55 ) . ______Nice 2 bedroom apt for rent. Large, mod places, bay windows, basement, W /D, Hamilton. Call Jen (610) 649-2732 Announcements em. Fenced-in backyard, garbage disposal. C/A. Great backyard. $1450 -i-. Call 893- Apt for rent: 3410 Race St. 1 BR avail 3632 Powelton Ave. 1 BR of a spactous 2 Personals 32nd & Powetton. Call Jay or Eria 9 (215) 9710. Available June 1st.______June 1st. $450/m onth. Convenient to BR apt for sublet from June 18 to Aug 31. 386-1872.______Drexel, Penn. Presby area 2 BR town- campus and transportation. Contact $280 utilities not included. Call (215) 243- BRIGHT NEWLY RENOVATED 5BR 2BT house. security system, skylights, wood Orens/MacLaren 222-4412______2004. Vegetarian and Female prefened. HOME, full mod kit. w/w carpet, central floors, washer/dryer, brick pcrtio in private House for rent 3613 Warren St. Large 4 1 BR apartment. Available from 1st July. air, economical gas appliances, land courtyard, cable available. $625-i-. Call BR, 1 1 /2 bath. $1150/month. Close to $400 + utilities/monUi. 34Ui & Peari. Call Placing Classifieds scaped backyard, washer/dryer, storage 551-1343.______campus and transportation, w / yard. 382-5203 after 1 pm______basement. Avail. Sept 1, possibly earlier. 34th & Powelton. 2 BR, immediate occu Contact Orens Brothers 222-4412.______3631 Lancaster Avenue - Luxury 2 BR. The deadline for placing a 32nd & Spring Garden. REDUCED to pancy. Also 1 BR • newly updated & paint- House for Rent - 3205 Peari St. 3 BR w / C/A, W/D, D/W. W/W carpet. Safe & classified ad is 5:00 p.m. on the $1100 + . 731-9550.______ed. AC. backyard, secure. (215) 477-7186 yard and full basement. $675/m onth. secure. No pets. Available July 1st. Tuesday of the week of the issue 35XX Baring. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, One and two bedroom apartments. Close to campus and transportation. $850/nfK)nth or best offw. Call 222-2625 modem kitchen w / DW, microwave, wash- Powelton Village. HW floors. 1.5 bath, DW, Contact Orens Brothers. 222-4412______Korean students welcome! Large room in which you want your ad to er/diyer. Full floor, private Victorian home. patio, coin-op laundry in basement. Call Superintendent Job open for responsible $250. Small room $150. All utilities includ appear. Rent includes all utilities. Very quiet loca and leave message 624-7536______person at 3409 Powelton. You receive ed. Upper Darby (610) 642-5837. Mrs. tion. Private entrance. $1075. John 587- Forms must be completed in Large on bedroom apartment, Powelton large 1 BR for only $150/month in Lee.______6937.______Village. Lots of closet space, W/D In build exchange for duties. Call 222-6835. full, and writing should be legi Studio apartment near campus. Ntee view ing. Available June. Call 662-0527 for Powelton, lovely 3 story townhouse, 3+ Roommates __ ble. of the city. From $375. Available June. more Info.______BR, 1 large w / cathedral ceiling, 2 1 /2 Franklin Rentals 382-7368.______1 BR in 4 BR house. Lease available If there are no copies of the 36tii & Powelton. 3 BR renovated bi-level abth, basement, backyard, mod kitchen. August 1st. Very bright, sunny. Great toca- classified form available, write One/Two bedroom apartments-Drexel, apartment. 2 full baths, eat-in kitchen. 6 ft DW. WD. $900 ->-. (610) 3990698. tion at corner of 34th and Powelton Kelly dorm area. Affordable, clean, secure. closets, W/D, W/W, G/D, gas heat. 3325 Spring Garden St. Large 2 BR. livii« Avenue. Apartment has hardwood floors, your ad on a full sheet of paper. Kitchen, bath. W/D, cable ready. Utilities Available Sept. $875. 387-7278______room, kitchen, bath. 3rd floor sunny & fireplace and carpet in BR. $315/nK>nth included. On Drexel Security route. 477- Baring & 33rd (401 N 33rd St.) • large 2 secure. $550 heat included. Avail 9 /1 /9 5 . Ind. util. Holly 222-7038______Include your name, organization, 7186.______phone number and address. If BR apt. Good closet space, large kitchen, 222-6162, leave m esst^ for Ray.______Room in a beautiful, very quiet Victorian 2 bedroom apt. LG kitchen, tile bath, new hardwood floors. W/D. newly decorated. 4 BR apt for rent. It’s close to school, house. Walking distance from school, safe, you are a Drexel student, please gas range & refrig. Hardwood floors. LG $650/m onth. Claude BonI Real Estate located at 33rd & Baring St. Available only wood fkwr. sky lights. Great place! Large walk-in closet, ceiling fan. Heat & hot include your student number. 473-5900______for summer term. $425/month. Please bedroom. $250+util. Available NOW! Call water included. 1 /2 block from the Towers. Always make note of the date the Sunny 2 BR apartment. HW floors, eat-in call 222-7803 & leave message.______Anna 215-977-7319(momlng and night). Quiet, secure. Vic. 34th & Race. kitchen, large living room, great water pres ad was placed, and the section in $600/mo. 386-1961 or 38&6102. 38U) & Hamilton. 4 large BR, 2 batii, roof Leave a message.______sure, laundiy in building, comer of 33rd & deck, gas heat, low utilities, W/D. Only Room w / loft: 1,2 females needed for which you wish the ad to be SHARE LARGE HOUSE — Rent one to tiiree Baring. $625/month Summer sublet or $1100 -I- utilities. Call Millett Enterprises rooms. $260/room. 49th & Springfield. summer. Share townhouse w / 2 Drexel placed. Be sure to sign your begin your own lease. Available July 1st. 9 222-1207 or 382-0369 (H). Ask for Jen. students. W/D, AC, carpeting, garage, W/D. Deck. Convenient to #34. #13 trol- 387-6880______name. lies. CC & Drexel. 87»8778. Immediately. 38tii & Hamilton • Bi-level 3 BR, 2 batii. security system, DW. 33rd & Peart. $280 3300 Spring Garden. Recently renovated, gas heat, economical. W/D. backyard. Only ■f util. Leave message 387-8304. In Person 5 /6 BEDROOM HOUSE (New Listing) 33 & bright 2 BR apt with G/D, gas heat, new $750 + utilities. Call Jen 9 222-1207 (W) Our office is 3010 MacAlister POWELTON. Wood floors, spacious rooms. carpeting, tile bath, lots of extras. Avail or 382-0369 (H).______Available 9 /9 5. $1100. Franklin Rentals July 1. A must see. Convenient to bus HaU. 382-7368______38th. & Hamilton. Efficiency, 1 bath, gas route into city. .$475 util. Call Chris heat, low utilities. Only $300/mbnth -t- utili Mail (609) 4290463______3 BEDROOM APARTMENTS. (Just Listed) ties. Call Jen 9 222-1207 or 382-0369 ESCORTS The Triangle New windows & appliances. Yard, base 1 BR, avail June 1 for 3 month sublet or (H):______ment. Available NOW or Sept from $800. lease. Across from Towers, behind 7-11. Attn: Classifieds Manager (Or 35th & Spring Garden 4 bedrooms for Looking for an apartment? Then look no All utils Incl. Reduced $470. Safe, large further! I will give you $150 cash if you 32nd & Chestnut Streets $ 7 0 0 with a deck AVAILABLE NOW). rooms, large closets, large bathroom, lots lease an apartmenti Not an owner, just a Franklin Rentals 382-7368______of windows. 243-2457 or ST92NS63. Philadelphia, PA 19104 3rd party beneflciaiy. If interested call Rk:h Fax 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT (New 1 BR apartment, suitable for 2. 9 38&8029.______Lls«ngs)34th & Baring. MODERN. WASH $600/month. Includes heat & hot water. 2 BR apartment available immediately! The Triangle Fax number is (215) ER/DRYER. $6 5 0 . AVAIL JUNE/JULY. Large living/dining room. Lots of windows. Very large, W /D, $725 including heat. OTHER LOCATIONS AVAILABLE. FRANKUN HW floors, PfKXiem bath. Laundry on site. 895-5935. If your ad is a paid ad, Efficiency available imediately $295 Incl RENTALS 382-7368______Safe & close. 3318 Arch St., Apt 3, across FREE a copy of the check or money elect & heat. Very large 2 BR avail 9 /1 from Towers. Contact Sue at 222-1735. 1 BEDROOM APARTMENT 36 & BARING including W/D, D/W, heat, private yard. order should be faxed and the Available July 1 or sooner______]^H O U R ST. High Gloss Wood floors, fresh paint, $750. (3421 Race St.) Call 222-5406. original should be mailed or YARD. $575 includes heat & hot water. House for rent In Powetton Village • 3815 Summer sublet available 6 /2 0 • 8 /3 0 . Others available for less. Franklin Rentals Hamilton St. 6 BR and 2 BT. Available July dropped off in person. $500. 2 BR, large kitchen, tile bath, new 382-7368.______1. $1350/month. Great house on a great Two bedroom w / study - or • three bed block. Call (215) 732-1418______rooms. 3622 Baring St. Perfect for stu 34th & Arch Streets. Spacious, sunny, one dents who want a quiet home to live and bedroom apartment. Laundiy facilities, off study. Owers Victorian Home. Second street parking. Available September. Specializing in Costs & Limits floor. Large rooms. Eat in kitchen; dish $550/month Includes heat & hot water. DREXEL ADVERTISERS washer, washer/dryer. Beautiful block. (610) 527-7809______$875 including heat + hot water. Call 386- Newly renovated 2 BR apartment. Best H ousing for the Cost: FREE. Exceptions: normal 6722.______location. Laundry facilities. $650/month ad rates apply for personal busi Come one — come all — We have several includes heat and hotwater. Available nesses and apartments. apartments and houses available in September. (610) 527-7809______Drexel Com m unity Powelton Village. IBR to 4BR, various Limits: 2 clarified ads per person 5 BR 3 Bath apartment. Garbage disposal, prices. Call for help (610) 279-1205 dishwasher, laundry. Renovated, sunny. per issue, with a 40 word maxi 2 Bedrooms available. 32nd and Powelton. 3707 Hamilton St. $1250 -•- utilities. mum for each. Personals have a Modem. Dishwasher; garbage disposal; Available September. (610) 527-7809. A ffordable A partm ents and central air, gas heat; wall to wall carpet. 25 word maximum. Ads will be House: Close to campus. 33rd & Powelton House Rentals. $650 -f Util. Must see. (610) 279-1205 Avenue. 6 BR. 2 1 /2 bath. LR/DR/Kit, edited for length. Must SeelII IBedroom apt, large enough W/D. Available 9/1/95 or before. M any to choose from . for two, conviniently located at 37th & $1175/month. (610) 565-3455. OUTSIDE ADVERTISERS Sept. 34XX Baring St. IBR $525 Cost: (per issue) $4.50 for the HIGH QUALITY BUDGET June/Sept. 33XX Powelton Ave. IBR $360-$475 first 25 words and $.25 for each Sept. lXXNo.35thSt.2BR $680 word thereafter. Tear sheets are STUDENT Sept. 32XX Pearl St. 2BR House $675 $.25 extra. Ads must be pre-paid. Sept. 32XX Hamilton St. 2BR $630 Payment can be made by cash, ACCOMMODATION Sept. 32XX Powelton Ave. 3BR $1000 money order or check. Aug./Sept. 4XXNo.32ndSt.4BR $1300 Limits: there are no ad limits or IN CENTRAL LONDON Sept. 34XX Lancaster St. 4BR House $1350 word limits for paid classifieds. Aug./Sept. 32XX Powelton Ave. 6BR House $1175 Aug./Sept. 32XX Powelton Ave. 7BR House $1575 A nglo-American Educational Services has And many more to choose from! Additional Info been accommodating students in London for If there is a charge for your over 25 years. advertisement, full payment must • OVER 1000 BEDS IN 3 HOTELS be received before the ad can run. • CENTRALLY LOCATED IN Multiple ads with duplicate BAYSWATER subjects will not be accepted • SAFE NEIGHBORHOODS unless they are paid for. • EASY ACCESS TO LONDON No classified will be accepted UNDERGROUND over the telephone. Ads may be cancelled or cor • CLEAN. COMFORTABLE ROOMS raOICI8E[ Literacy V olunteers N e e d e d !!!! H O B B E S ! QUICK, LET'S VOLUNTEERHII Help Teens & Adults get the Literacy Skills they need to better their lives !!!! A ■ If You're Interested in This, or Any Other Voltinteer Opportuinity, Just Give Us a Call!!!! 895-2158 or 895-1522 Student C om m unity Services and Program s D ivision for S tudent Life C reese Student C enter Rm . 222 - 223 The Triangle * June 2.1995«17 Roommates For Sale Help Wanted Announcements M /F wanted to share 4 BR house. Own Announcements Mac I! cx, SMB HDD, 13" monitor, soft Road, N.E., Suite D-415, Atlanta. GA student Community Services & Programs, there will be a rehearsal on Thursday June room, furnished, large, hardwood floors, ware, modem. HP color inkjet printer. Both 30309^^______CreeM222.____ _ 8. Meet at 7 at the Newman Center. gas heat, low utilities, garden bacl June ‘95 Drexel University State Road & Carlton House 1'2'3 Bedrooms 34th & Lancaster Lansdowne Ave. 18th & JFK Blvd. 387-9990 TeL 623-9296 246-0055 886-9999 222-5406 (across from 7-11) Inside of the EXXON Close to 7-11 N o w HIRING PART-TIME NIGHT SHIFTS I ■T I ANY FOOTLONG SU b " I I I J U N E 1 1 I fo r o nly C 9 9 I I I Summer Review Class I I I with the purchase of a large drink and chips I B U C K L E Y Philadelphia: I I June 13, 14, 16, 17 I I GREEN ^ U B i u n v ' I great prep for Fall 1995 exams I I NOT VAUD WITH ANY OTHER OFFERS. EXPIRES JUNE 9,1995 I L. .J Beer. 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They naturally said, you been making music? Mike Thornton my ears pounded from the stage “The what?” Joey Belville: Well, I’ve been Staff W riter and almost knocked me down. I talked to each of the three at this [The Echoing Green] for Finding Coatesville was the Echoing Green provides a members for a minute or two, about four years now but I toughest part. I’m not that good great ambient mix that rocks and then told them I’d chat with picked up my first instrument at at directions in the first place, so you, literally. I was actually them more after the concert was 12 years old. trying to get to some little enjoying techno music — I over. Who has been the most influ obscure town out In the boonies couldn’t believe it. After Ian’s set was over, and ential musician (or group) to you? wasn’t exactly my idea of fun. I think it’s because Echoing Echoing Green had come I would have to say Anything But, armed with my girlfriend, I Green doesn’t fall into the trap onstage to do a duet with Ian, I Box. Their first album, Peace, ventured out to see a concert by of most dance music — repeti went back to the lounge. came out 1990-ish and I picked Ian, opened by some band called tion. There was melody, harmo But Echoing Green wasn’t it up then. It totally blew my The Echoing Green, ny and a kickin’ bass I felt in my there. Turns out, they were out mind! This music was so happy EventUv-.ly, I stumbled upon molars. side the auditorium mingling and so danceable I immediately the high s' hool with the fans and freaked. Of course, I was into answering ques and went in just I really felt I got my money^s worth, even Depeche Mode, Book of Love, Courtesy Reunion Records in time for the tions and signing New Order and the like — but I "Hmm, I wonder how many music. Tm glad I before Ian ever came onstage. autographs. have to admit that Anything Box vests I can wear at once." wasn’t late; Exqueeze me? inspired me to do the music that chances are I Since when does I do. I sorta dabbled with the would’ve missed one of the best I listened so intently to every a band “mingle”? secular thing in college — but We just had a concert where opening shows I’ve ever seen. word these guys said. They Shocked agam, I asked when I when I rededicated my life I the promoter [host] had no clue Echoing came out and intro talked about religion, relation could interview Joey and he knew I Wanted to do this music as to what the agenda for the duced themselves. They seemed ships and just plain having fiin. replied, “Do you have an inter for the Lord, y evening was. So in the midst of awfully young. But, then again, They played with every ounce of net address?” I couldn’t believe When you write song^ do you* all the chaos, in order to keep so was the audience. energy they had. I really felt I got it. Isn’t rockers with internet do the music first? the impatient crowd firom leav Joey Belville, the lead singer, my m one/s worth, even before access a sign of the apocalypse? Definitely. Most writers write ing while things were being sort came out and started to sing a Ian ever came onstage. Anyhow, I took down the E-mail the words first and then put ed out, I went out and told some cappella. I was stunned at the During Ian’s performance address and left to try to find my music to i t When I write, I lis jokes — really! They were totally voice that came out of this guy. (which was great, I’d recom way back home. ten deeply to the music I came stupid ones too, but everyone He sang with everything he had mend getting his latest album, The next week I mailed an up with and let the music dictate laughed. to give — totally different from Supersonic Dream Day if you’re interview to his address in New what words should be — am I Which is better, 'Chips’ or the casual attitude most bands in the mood for a more Mexico. A couple of months making any sense? 'Hawaii Five-O’ and why? put out. Then, just when I start house/dance mix than Echoing later, I received an answer. In touring, what has been the I would have to say Chips, ed to get comfortable, a bass Green), I slipped out to find a goofiest thing that’s happened to because Erik Estrada thought he sound I have yet to get out of drink and mistakenly found The Triangle: Howdy, Okey you? see GREEN on next page A wig, a kilt and Combine reaps success Mike Thornton Staff W riter a revolution Usually a band name doesn’t have anything to do with its music — i.e. Alice in Chains, All, Aerosmith, Megadeth — well, maybe Megadeth. But, most of the time, the band name is purely for recognition. It just serves its purpose for people to find their album, basi cally. Combine, however, is exactly like its name. They’re very much like a giant machine that just tears stuff up and spits it out. But, when the stuff is good, its by-product is good as well. This comparison holds true with their new album, Norfolk, VA. I didn’t like these guys at first. They scared me. I heard a blaring fuzz guitar mixed with garbled lyrics. After a few lis tens, though, I started to under stand the words (since they weren’t provided in the sleeve). It was then that I realized these guys weren’t serious at all. I felt a little relieved, CHRIS TOLIVER/CaroWne Records Here, check out their wacky, These hoodlums are still on the loose. If you spot them, make warped humor, “When we last sure they don’t touch you. left our hero/He was in shallow water/In a sinking car/His still Their press release was hilari Grandma. warm body in the back/He was ous, too. It starts out addressed Norfolk, VA is for those ANDREW COOPZn/Paramount Pictures full of regret and wearing a bad to “Dude,” and contains a fit rock/speed folks who truly enjoy Somebody needs a haircut. tuxedo/This was not obviously ting self-description of the a good ride on the old trash-go- how he had planned his night to band: “We’re just three guys ’round. BRAVEHEARTfrom page 20 that fourth Mad Max film for go down.” from Norfolk who drink too All you die hard punk people the past 10 years^and are just Morbid, but intriguing. If much, smoke dope, watch Star needn’t worry, though: the post'-rs on their walls, especially about ready to give up, then go you listen even more deeply Trek and play in a band.” potential to be big doesn’t exist after seeing what Willy does out and see Braveheart. You you’ll hear rhymes like, “He was The music might not be per here in the least. when he gets angry. But this won’t be disappointed. That is, a fat guy/He had a glass eye,” fectly in tune, or even close, but These guys will most likely man was just that, a man. unless you’re British. and “He was an alcoholic/And that’s the charm of this record. keep their day jobs and go back Gibson portrays him as the sec he stole my wallet.” Hey, with Nothing is perfect. It’s just a to slinging burgers. F ilm ▲ A A A ond coming of Christ. Not quite, song titles like, “Suckboy vs. the mishmash of ripped-off riffs AAA Mel. Bnvehemrt Hermaphrodite,” how can you that, when sewn tpgether, make M u s i c If you want to see a bunch of Mel Qibson, Sophie Marceau, go wrong? Even the art l?ehiind a neat little assorted nut. Norfolk, VA guys wear kilts and not look stu Catiierino MeConiiaok the CD has a surfing monkey Combine is not for everyone, Combine Directed by M el Gibson Produced by Robert Poss pid, or if you’ve been waiting for Paramount Pictures toking up on a fat doobie. though — especially not Staple Gun/Caroline Records «le; WMSciu #' M V I The Triangle * June 2,1995 * 19 There is no ‘Yelling at Mary* for this one Site Mike Thornton of the w eek Staff W riter I don’t like “chick” music. 0 1 4 OnMix tr»pW t«l U»»r Okey doke, now with that said, o o I ft ® 1 as I a SI Unnnll w»«» ■»<« | | |»w | WrW >im | I can tell you about Mary 1««iWM;|mTTT / / t 4< I H 4< 4»/ Karlzen’s new CD Yelling at Mary. Never before have I heard an album by a female artist that sounds so pleasant. After Hole and L7, I thought in-tune singing was extinct — I guess not. And it’s not that she’s female, either. It’s just that her voice is comfortable and doesn’t sound like she’s hack ing up some phlegm. And, surprisingly, she’s not singing a half-octave below the melody trying to just rip off the guttural sound of her dead hus band in hopes of doing another MTV Unplugged. Oops, maybe I’m getting off track. But, I still have to compare Mary to her (cough) counter parts in the music industry. The closest parallel I can come up with is Jill Sobule. Mary dif fers, though, in that she can write deeper lyrics with a heck of a lot more meaning. Take a sample, “The way I see it/It’s one for all and all for none/The way I see it/There’s some who care/ but most who run.” Don’t you think that has a little more sincerity than, “I MELANIE msen/Atlantlc R eo^s kissed a girl?” If you look really close, you can see her bra. If you’re an adjective person, file this under bluesy-folk- record, if discovered by more buy it. rock-enjoyable country- people, will turn out to be a Then it could join your 0)U acoustic-world music. OK, major release. But, until that lection of Green Day, Offspriing maybe you could stick it in happens, go out and buy it and Live. But you’d still bf a alternative, but hey, that’s real before everyone else does. poser, right? | Retail Management ly not a category. Who knows, you could end M u s i c AAAAA Labeling Karlzen, though, up uncovering an incredibly kind of defeats the purpose of enjoyable CD before Beavis and Yelling at Mary her music. At times she may be Butthead. 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Muife gratitude. else. fiymiitiii Why did you change your gray So, that was my first mailed Any band as nice as Echoing highlights in your hair and are interview, exclusive to The Green has to succeed. God will you thinking of a different color? Triangle And, therefore, exclusive ing, of course. 20 • The Triangle • June 2,1995 Entertainment G ibson braves epic tale Mel Gibson produced, directed and stars in this epic saga of an angry Scotsman who led his people in a revolt against England, Jason Woerner medieval on their asses, too. Staff Writer But there is more to this The doctors looked on in movie than decapitations and amazement as a three-hour long disembowelments. For your epic saga burst forth from Mel dates’ enjoyment, gentlemen, an Gibson’s womb. ample supply of Mel Gibson love That epic saga is Braveheart. scenes have been provided, care And Braveheart is indeed Mel fully interspersed with the afore Gibson’s child. He not only mentioned scenes of carnage. starred in it, but he directed and Also provided are several produced it as well. He also memorable characters, not the chipped in about $15 million of least of which is Prince Edward, his own money to finance it and played by Peter Hanly. Every waived his salary in return for a heterosexual will hate him for share of the profits, which is a being homosexual and married particularly risky venture con to the gorgeous-in-that-French- sidering the movie’s length. At kind-of-way Princess Isabelle three hours, it cannot be (Sophie Marceau). Every homo screened as many times in one sexual will hate him for being day as most other summer such a pathetic, sniveling, cow blockbusters. ardly celluloid representation of , ANDREW COOPER/Paramount Pictures So why on earth would Mel their persuasion. (Address your risk so much to make this film? letters of complaint to The Catherine McCormack and Mel Gibson in his new picture, Braveheart. It is unclear who wears the I don’t know. Ask him. Triartglcy c/o me). pants in this relationship — perhaps the horse. What I do know is that he has Other classic characters succeeded in creating a very include the exquisitely evil King Braveheart is Gibson’s second The epic-scale battle scenes through your face, or receive a good movie. It is the story of Edward the Longshanks (Patrick film as director, and his talents will remind those who have long sword enema. William Wallace, a Scottish McGoohan) and a very Gary in this area are starting to mani scene it of Spartacus’ climactic Although very entertaining, patriot who gets angry one day Oldman-ish-looking Irishman fest themselves. The perfor 10,000-plus man slaughterfest. I there is not much to learn from and decides to slaughter every who takes it upon himself to mances he coaxes out of his don’t want to minimize this movie. Its historical accura Englishman within swordarm’s become Wallace’s personal band of mostly unknown actors Kubrick’s cinematic achieve cy leaves everything to be reach. Oh, it’s not as simple as it bodyguard. He frequently looks are uniformly fine. He also ment (don’t I sound like a critic desired. And after a while, I was sounds. Had the English done skyward to hold lively conversa knows how to surprise you. He now) but that was nothing com a bit fed up with the deification the same things to me as they tions with his long-dead father, knows what you’ll expect and pared to the barbarian bashing of this Wallace character. Now I did to Wallace and his fellow and I believe he also has the dis when you’ll expect it, so he gives you’ll see in Braveheart. Prepare certainly don’t want to piss off Scotsmen, I would probably grab tinction of being the first person it to you about five seconds ear to cringe, prepare to say “ouch” any Scotsmen out there who that $30 axe I bought at the in Hollywood’s version of histo lier, amplifying whatever shock out loud. Prepare to wonder may have William Wallace Renaissance Fair and get ry to say “fuck.” you would normally have felt. what it feels like to take an arrow see BRAVEHEART on page 18 Blowfish are a good catch Mike Thornton StaffWriter I’ve let this CD sit around on the shelf for awhile at The Triangle. I had to. I was forced to. I had to wait until they stopped playing “Hold My Hand” in steady rota tion on VHl. I was determined not to jump on the Hootie bandwagon. I was not going to become my parents. But, as fate sometimes has it, my editor, Dave, forces me to review certain mainstream releases, like Cracked Rear View. I’m glad he did. Darius Rucker, the lead vocalist, is amazing. With the power of a couple hun dred watts, he belts out 11 solid, toe- knockin’ tunes which are all equally impressive. He, and the band, never disappoint. I thought, like most one-hit wonders, that the released songs would be the best and the rest would be crap. Nope, Hootie don’t play that. I’m not losing my rock edge, OK? (1 MICHAEL MCLAUGHLIN//»f/ant/c Records keep having to tell that to myself to justify This is the last existing photo of Hootie and the Blowfish before they got hit by the delivery truck. my enjoyment of music like this record.) It’s just that this album is seamless. I and play when you have no clue what harmony ain’t too bad, either. Lyrically, able. So, in a few years, when they stop wanted to bash these guys, alright? I want your company likes. Chances are real too. Cracked Rear View doesn’t let you playing “Let Her Cry,” on VHl, go out ed to say that this poser-band’s debut was good they won’t complain. Maybe they down. Astonishingly, they’re not nearly as and buy this record. It could become the a poor excuse of a copy of the best of the could if they’re into Beck, but in that case, cheesy as I expected. The pretty cool thing first CD your parents might actually want Eagles — but I just couldn’t. Trust me, I they shouldn’t be at your party in the first they did on the sleeve was print just the to borrow from you. tried. place. lines that were not too easily discerned M u s i c AAAA I feel good when I listen to Hooter and “Drowning,” is my favorite out of the from each song. That was very polite of the Blow — ah, I mean, Hootie and the bunch. It combines their style of rock them, I thought. Cracked Rear View Blowfish. with an edge of country funk, which is Anyhow, Hootie isn’t that bad. It’s Hootie and the Blowfish It’s the sort of album you can whip out something you don’t hear every day. The Produced by Don Gehman actually quite well-produced and listen- Atlantic Records
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