Testimonials Lando Calrissian

To better the lives of millions, he bet his personal fortune and his lot on Nar Shaddaa against Raynor’s ad- ministratorship, and won the game, becoming the new Baron Administrator of Cloud City Under his baronial ministrations, he enacted enlightened security procedures, after rogue droid EV- 9D9 dismantled a quarter of the city’s droid population. Lando repealed restrictive anti-alien immigration laws, and increased Tibanna gas profits by over 35%. Seeing the winds of change, and our future, Lando became a high-profile member of the Rebellion, rising to Testimonials the rank of general, and eventually leading the assault into the Death Star II that destroyed the battle station “I always felt lost and in the dark, but when I found and effectively sealed the Empire’s fate. Only through Lando, I felt like I belonged. There was hope in this his special assistance did we see the destruction of the Galaxy again.” evil Palpatine’s superweapons: the Galaxy Gun and the Kristie Eclipse II. During the Caamas Document crisis, he continued to “May he and his moustache live in our hearts for- serve the New Republic to forestall turmoil. With short ever.” Lando Calrissian term stability ensured, he finally looked to his own life, Ryan marrying the fortunate Tendra Risant. Together, they ran a mining operation on Dubrillion and Destrillion. Born: 31 BBY “Every day, I am reminded of the wonderful things Unsatisfied with merely his own happiness, Lando Died: Not in our hearts that Lando has given us. I am so glad that I have made built the Shelter, a space station inside the Maw, which Lando the center of my life.” housed Jedi children and apprentices, and was respon- His Life, As We Praise It Peet sible for establishing Tendrando Arms, which manufac- tured deadly YVH 1 Droids. Though details of his early life are vague, his constant “Lando Calrissian, miracles made to order.” dedication and sacrifice later in life are well documented, and his actions always executed with panache. Tony Proving his caring nature and foresight, Lando came in second in the Cloud City sabacc card game tourna- “In space, there is no sound, except the sound of ment, knowing his friend Han would need the battered the Deathstar exploding when Lando bravely piloted YT-1300 freighter called the Millennium Falcon. the Millenium Falcon into victory against the Galactic He later risked his life assisting Han in an attack on Empire.” the Hutt spice and slavery operations on Ylesia, freeing Moe the Princess Leia, a boon both for fashion and grace. With only a single ship, Lando single-handedly de- “It was not there, I may need to leave IRC for sport- stroyed nineteen ships during the Norulac pirate raid us- ing the Lando of cosplay Borderlands.” ing only style and cunning. Frellnik Who We Are We are the dedicated few who feel the call to spread the word and hope of Lando Calrissian, a great and noble man whose sacrifice and continuing devotion to his ideals illumine the world. Peace. Founding a Legacy Love. The Lando Society began on a Wednesday much like any other, the 21st day of May, 1980. It was started by a man with a vision, a man who liked well toasted Lando. bread. He continues to help organize the Society and its followers to this day. What We Do The Society promotes the old world values of in- terstellar commerce and good looks that the Republic exemplified. Following Lando’s example, we strive to show oth- ers the light and hope of our galaxy, through better un- derstanding of his underlying beliefs and values. Cloud City represents the physical embodiment of Lando’s teachings. Through his benevolent guidance, it One Man rests upon a cushion of air, with its inhabitants gay and light of heart. This is one of many ideals towards which Stands Alone Spreading His Word and Deeds we strive. Like Lando, we ask that enlightened souls look to the greater good. Embody his glamour and spread the word and deeds of this singular and elegant man. For guidance, more information can be found on the Society web site. from your friends at For more information, join us online at www.thelandosociety.org The Lando Society.

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