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Minister tells faculty work more, talk less

by Sue Hobbs Greg Sorbara had a definite He admitted a problem at the message for faculty at Humber federal level of government. Sor- college; teachers should be work- bara said the federal government ing together with the college and is interested in cutting its deficit spending less time talking to and said he suspects they want to Queen's Park. cut post-secondary education. Sorbara, the Minister of Col- But Sorbara said the govern- leges and Universities, spoke to a ment structure could use improve- gathering of faculty and students ment and more resources, not less, in the lecture theatre Monday. must be devoted to education and Sorbara said his party cam- training. paigned on the assumption that "Or else we will simply miss colleges and universities suffered the boat. The rest of the world will from chronic underfunding, and simply pass us by, "Sorbara said. his government intends to redress He also said the funding formu- the effects of the underfunding. la was too enrollment sensitive. "But I must tell you very frank- "I don't like the idea of com- ly that we cannot change the sys- petition for students. We have to tem in one year, nor in five years ensure we're not closing our doors or ten years," he said. to students, even students who are Sorbara said funds have to be marginal in the sense that if the found "in ways that don't break standards were slightly higher the bank". they probably couldn't gain He referred several times to admission, "he said. teachers directing their voice to He said the first thing he was Queen's Park. confronted with after his appoint- "If teachers feel like they have ment was the Skolnik Report, to spend a heck of a lot of time which came out of last years facul- speaking to Queen's Park, then ty strike. something isn't working," Sor- He said he has not adopted bara said. faculty endorsement of the report. "I don't think Skolnik had all the answers. It's just a report. I'm He admits there is a not looking for a system where problem at the teachers are working a whole lot less," he said. "We just don't federal level say, 'let's implement Skolnik' and go home. It's not that easy." "When Skolnik says we've got He also said the Ministry in- a situation where we've 30 seats tends to negotiate workload. and 60 students and there's just no "That's on the table. I don't air... I don't even think I should think we'll resolve all the issues have to deal with that. You should surrounding workload in one con- bring it up with your administra- tract or in one year... we know its tion," Sorbara said, which was going to cost us more," Sorbara greeted with laughter. said. Review steams board PHOTO BY JOE FERREIRA by John Lyons Jays pitch in to help PR — Our Toronto Blue Jays are helping Humber's Public "If I were a (non-administration) member of the board, I'd tell the Relations program with a possible ,500 donation in return for the help of 16 students as couriers government where to stick it, " claims Humber President Robert Gordon $1 The remark, at a heated Sept. 30 meeting, was made in response to the during the American League playoffs and then, let's hope, the world series. For their efforts the provincial government's (Council of Regents) plan to review college students will be able to watch the games as well as receive a complimentary dinner and trans- boards of governors (BOG). portation home. Gordon is the only administration member of the board. The other 1 members are volunteers from outside the college system. Norm Williams, chairman of the Council of Regents, says the idea of Jay tickets help United Way the review ruining college autonomy and centralizing the system is ludicrous. Operational reviews are still in a draft stage. The main purpose of the by Tim Kraan Sue Young bought tickets for Game Two because reviews is to "determine the extent to which the college is being well Toronto Blue Jay fever is sweeping Humber Col- her sister was willing to pay half the cost ($100). run", according to a review guideline. lege as the auction price for a pair of first-baseline "Yeah! All the way to the World Series!" she Gordon believes the reviews usurp the role of the boards. seats almost doubled in one day. said. "Boards across the province are fairly upset," he said. On Tuesday, two seats sold for $115. Wednes- Mike Morrison bought Game One tickets so he "They're saying, what is our role if we're not accountable for each of day, only a day later, a pair of identical seats sold could treat his friend Aref Munshi to a game. ouj individual colleges?" for $205. "I had to save my money to get to this game! I Reviews could lead to a centralized college system in Ontario, similar Some organizers of the auction estimate World haven't been to one all year," Morrison said. to that in Quebec, Gordon charges. Series tickets — if the Blue Jays advance -=- may go Bidding began Wednesday at $26 — the cover "Are the colleges autonomous? Are they expected to serve their local for as high as $5(X). price — and quickly escalated to well over $100. communities? Or is this some centralized system where everyone is Two tickets for every playoff game at Exhibition Two bidders were left at $200, and once Young supposed to be doing the same thing at the same time?" Stadium will be auctioned in the concourse. If a added an extra $5 all competitors dropped out. Williams said such views are an overreaction to the issue. sixth and seventh game are necessary, tickets will Any student wishing to make a bid in the auction "People are pushing the panic button. They don't understand the be sold to the highest bidder at 12:40 p.m. on the must have the money with them. There will be no issue," he said. day of the game (Tuesday and Wednesday'of next credit extended. • cont. on page 12 week).

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Intimidates new members SAC says no to taping by Victor Nascimento he did not feel intimidated by the conduct themselves yet." SAC members have refused recorder. The other Hospitality repre- Coven reporters permission to "I really wasn't bothered by sentative,. Meachel Craig, dis- tape-record the proceedings of it," he said. agreed.

their meetings. However, CorinnaGoebel, also "I didn't object to it at all, I SAC Vice-President Kevin attending her first meeting as a thought the tape recorder was just Anyan, said they are concerned representative for the Ho^itality fme," she said. about intimidating new council division, agreed with Anyan. Boyer did say that SAC may members from speaking. "It's a new council and they reconsider as the council members Dara Boyer, president of SAC, haven't gotten into a steady grow comfortable with their posi- said she doesn't believe she owes routine," Goebel said. "Besides tions. the students who elected her an the new reps don't know how to explanation for not allowing tape recorders at meetings. "We just don't want the meet- Top tech students ings taped, that's the way it is, and PHOTO BY DENISE LYONS we're not required to provide a DREADED DRAWINGS — For grafnti artists reason," she said. .- to get cash awards drawing murals like this one might be act of expression, but Anyan interrupted last week's an by Kim Hughes meeting to introduce a motion to for the janitorial staff they're nothing but a form of frustra- have a Coven reporter's tape re- Attention technology students at North, Lakeshore and Queensway tion. corder removed from the confer- campus'! ence table. If you have achieved excellence in academic subjects or courses, are Permission was granted to the an outstanding member of your class, or are in fmancial need, you may Janitors against reporter prior to the meeting by have been selected for an award. both Acting-Chairman Byron Humber will be hosting its annual technology awards night Nov. 5 at Hynes, and Treasurer Bart Lob- North campus and Nov. 12 at Lakeshore campus (this will include r^ico. Queensway campus students) wall in graffiti battle Nonetheless, SAC voted unani- The awards are donated by private companies in the technology field, mously not to have the proceed- and are monetary, usually paying for a student's fourth or fifth semester by Denise Lyons at Humber. ings taped. Reporters will only be Why students continue to scar the walls of Humber College is allowed to take notes. Amounts range from $100 to $600, with an average award of $300, beyond the Manager of Custodial Jack Kendall. according to Awards Co-ordinator Jim Montgomery. "We didn't want the meeting This year the students have added vivid color to the graffiti on Students are selected for recorded because the new reps awards by Montgomery and their course the third floor of the 'L' section. instructors, based on a criteria of grades, leadership qualities, will feel intimidated and will not co- "I can't understand why students take out their frustration like operation with other students, extra-curricular speak freely," Anyan said. activities and financial this," Kendall said. needs. Other awards are memorial. But newly-elected Technology The college tries to keep the walls clear of the graffiti but representative, Clark Hajji, said About 35 awards will be handed out at North campus, and about 20 at according to Kendall "it's an on going thing." Lakeshore. Ceremonies although it will take a few meet- will be held in the lecture hall, 7:30 p.m. Nov. 5, On the first floor of the business section, someone used a and in the ings for him to get used to council, auditorium at 7:30 p.m. Nov. 12. cigarette instead of the usual markers or spray paint to scar the walls. These walls were cleaned just a few weeks ago. According to Kendall "sometimes the walls are cleaned on Monday and by Thursday they're marked again." Kendall said there is a limit to the number of times the walls can be cleaned.

' "Some of these things don't just come off with soap and water, he said. When strong cleansers are used on the walls the paint finally starts coming off he said. The college spends thousands of dollars re-painting the bad spots every year. The graffiti consists of the love of Pink Floyd and 'cannabis sativa', better known as marijuana and the hatred for the college system. Kendall also added that some of the graffiti contains racial slurs. Kendall expressed concern that there is little the college admi- nistration can do to stop these 'artists'. "What are you going to say? Stop, someone will give you hell for doing that?" he said. "Actually punishing students is hard because you can't enforce something like that." The main problem is actually catching someone in the act of drawing on the walls.

Kaos lurks in college

by Leslie Miller kid about it after and maybe make With waterguns in hand, over a new friend," Anyan said.

*' fifty chaotic Humber students are He added ^at KAOS has made t roaming the college in search of students aware of other clubs their unknown victims. going on in the college. The students began hunting the However, in a letter submitted victims on Sept. 17, when the to the editor of Coven, Radio game called K.A.O.S (killing as Broadcasting student, George an organized sport) started. Szymczak was appalled at the idea Everyone involved in the game of such a game.. Szymczak refer- was given a picture of one person red to K.A.O.S. as a "barbaric from the north campus playing game that serves as a model for K.A.O.S. The object of the game infantile minds, fostering aggres- is to find your target and eliminate sive thoughts and actions which

them by use of the watergun . Once may take an antisocial form." THE CUT ABOVE the target has been removed from In response to the letter, Kevin the game, the killer must collect Anyan said that people who take 20% off on all services for their picture and go after the next this attitude don't understand the victim. The person with all of the intent of the game. ^ pictures at end of the game is the ' 'Killing As an Organized Sport Humber College students winner. is so far fetched and so ridiculous Kevin Anyan, vice-president of that in fact it's making fun of any-

SAC, organized the game with one who wanted to take it to an hopes of encouraging students to extreme. The people who make get involved and meet people. comments about how we're prom- Located on the lower level in the Woodbine Centre "There's over fifty people out oting killing... really don't under- there hunting each other that don't stand the intent and they're look- , call 674-5722 know each other, and who knows, ing for a band wagon to jump on maybe they'll squirt a person then Anyan said. Coven, Thursday, October 10, 1985 Page 3

Advance ticket sales Pub fans beat the line-up

hy Robert Risk 2^mbal added that it's unfor- "I don't think it's fair for those If you don't like lining up to get tunate when the advanced ticket people who might have a problem into CAPS on Thursday nights, buyers don't show up, because getting here... such as working there's an easy solution. some people without tickets who late or having a flat tire," he said. The 75 advance tickets sold by come would not be allowed in if Boyer agreed, saying that's the SAC on Wednesday mornings the pub was at capacity. purpose of selling advance tickets, have yet to sell out for the last On the other hand, Zembal said to hold a place for people who

three pubs. it wouldn't be a good idea to have can't be there on time.

Glenn Zembal, SAC director of a deadline that ticket holders "By sdling them in advance, entertainment, said the response would have to abide by to get into we got some of idea of how wor- for buying advance tickets has the pub. ried we should be." been good, but not overwhelming. "Out of the 75 tickets, I'd say (selling) 55 for each pub would be brass revamped a good average," he said. Tech SAC President Dara Boyer said by Sue Hobbs at the end of last year the student PHOTO BY TIM KRAAN government decided to sell adv- The Technology Division is undergoing a large re-organization in its Kissing Booth — Nursing students Steve Pridham and anced tickets for the pubs. management department. Paula Verberg have a little fun as they prepare to journey through "We got together and decided According to Technology Dean Angus King, the division has been the college in a quest for kisses. Their pockets quickly fllled with to provide an alternative... for undermanaged in the past. King said he is trying to re-distribute decision those who can't be here to line up making so staff will have more access to management. quarters for Etobicoke General Hospital, and they probably ei^oyed .or would rather not," she said. "We've had a problem with people at Queensway (campus) and North doing it. Zembal said a lot of people (campus) in Technology feeling they didn't have that much to do or work until 10 p.m. on Thursdays enough interaction with people at the other campus," King said. According to Technology Bill and can't make it to the college to Program Co-ordinator Cunning, the OSAP now more costly line up. By the time they arrive, he division is phasing out the position of senior program co-ordinator(SPC) added, there's a lot of people and tuming it into chairman positions. Eleven positions, both new and by Alison Cameron ahead of them. replacement, were posted in. September. The maximum repayment Boyer said there are no plans to "(The college) ran into a problem last year when they had to evaluate Students who have taken out period for Ontario Student Loans extend the hours for selling adv- instructors. There weren't enough administrators to look after all the loans from the Ontario and Cana- is six and a half years. anced tickets in CAPS past 10:30 instructors we had," Cunning said. da Student Loans programs may However, students have more a.m. on Wednesday mornings. Technology math instructor. Bob Eckenbach said the re-organization be surprised when it comes time to time to pay back Canada Student "There's never been a line up has been a long time coming. pay them back. Loans. The repayment period is for advanced tickets...! don't "It should have been done a while ago. It's been very well received." Ontario banks are now charging calculated according to the size of think there is a need to," she said. Eckenbach said that in the past, the college had been undermanaged one per cent above the prime lend- the loan. The smaller loans, up to Zembal said the early hours are but over-administered. ing rate because students are cons- $I,5(X), must be paid back within to ensure that the tickets go to ' 'There are too few looking after too many. It's just too large a span of idered a high risk. Previously, stu- 36 months and larger loans, over those who really want them. control. There are too many staff competing for too few managers. You dents were charged the prime $6,001, have a repayment period "If we sell them during the can have a chemist on the top but he cannot tell a civil engineer what to do lending rate. of nine and one half years. middle of the day, we'll have a in terms of technical competency. He just doesn't have it," Eckenbach If the prime rate was 10 per cent Canada Student Loans for this mad rush for tickets. This way we said. when the loan was negotiated year are fixed (for life) at 12.25 only get the people who really He said one advantage of tuming SPC's into chairmen will be more that's the interest rate the student per cent interest, but each August want to come." attention to academic matters. would pay. the rates are changed. ^^^^^^t»»t^^S^S.t^^<..^^^^^t^^^.t^»^l.l.t^^^%»-'l^l-^">^»^tS-^"-S^<-^-^l.l^"^'l^^SLS.^",SL'^^l^^TS.^^S.S.'.'Lt.^^S.'t^«L^'t^S.l.^^^^^^S.^^l.S.'^^^^.^ BLUE IN

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Ptgt 4 Coven, Thursday, October 10, 1985 Gordon turns crime into cashi

by Sarah Michener ber College had been raising money all week to help Humber College President Dr. Robert Gordon keep him in. broke out of jail late Friday night. He escaped after "I thought we had done a reasonably good job raising $952.72 for the Etobicoke General Hos- but I'm afraid they are going to raise the ante. The pital. more money they pay to keep you in, the more

After being tried and accused in an imaginary difficult it is to get out because you have to match it. court at the Woodbine Centre, where he had beep Unfortunately, I niay be here for awhile," he said. found guilty of numerous offences. Dr. Gordon was During the live broadcast by Maclean Hunter thrown in the slammer. TV, Humber College Public Relations student, The prosecuting attorney, Cathy Flanagan, Andrew Frauenlob, presented $524.98 to the hos- found Dr. Gordon guilty of; cruelty to students, pital. The money was raised last week to help keep restricting pub hours from 4-8 p.m., increasing the Dr. Gordon in jail through events such as com price of bottled beer to 25 cents and banning live roasts, walk-a-thons, kissing booths and raffles. bands from the pub. When Dr. Gordon learned about the large dona- tion to keep him in he became nervous. "I'm very uneasy, very uneasy, because there Free beer on Fridays are no numbers on the board and it looks like I'll be here for a long time," he said. After Ijeing imprisoned for over an hour Dr. Gordon started to talk about taking desperate mea- The defence attorney, Ed Eupenieks, decided to sures. plead guilty with an explanation. He explained the "I don't know what to do about this, I'm plan- pub hours were cut because of financial cut-backs, ning a break, I think I may be going over the wall and that there was rehabilitative potential for Dr. very shortly," he said. Gordon. Eupenieks said that Dr. Gordon realized PAPERS, THESES Dr. Gordon escaped his prison sentence later that the crime he had committed and was introducing Don't type them, evening after raising his bail money. definite actions to correct them. wordprocess them Volunteers from the hospital said the event was Eupenieks said the pub was now open from 1 going very well. The previous night the event raised CRIME PAYS -Or Fast turnover a.m. to 1 a.m. , there was free beer on Fridays and over $14,000. One volunteer said the night before at least it does when good 0311823-5966 Eh*. Gordon would be bringing the Rolling Stones to they had some problems but it didn't stop them from guys like the pub for a benefit concert. Humber President raising money. When all was taken into consideration, the judge, Robert Gordon turn bad to John Mcllraith, former chief of staff at Etobicoke raise money for charity. General Hospital threw Dr. Gordon in jail. Gordon a nervous man Gordon along with other Dr. Gordon was escorted to jail by an attending local dignitaries managed to police officer, where he joined other members of "We had a little trouble with the sound last night PARAMEDICAL RRM raise well over $14,000 for the conmiunity who volunteered for the event. for a while, so there were a lot of people here but Requires nurses to complete health Before Dr. the Etobicoke General Hos- Gordon was sentenced he was con- they couldn't really hear it. But then they got it history reports on a part-time basis. fused about the event. The prisoners were not told fixed about half-way through the evening," said pital last week. Dressed in Please send resume. what they would be charged with. Dorothy Pellves, P.O. Box 398, AGINCOURT, ONT. director of patient information for jail attire Gordon stood trial "I feel a little confused. I'm not terribly sure the hospital. MIS 306 for such crimes as cruelty to what I'm charged with, I'm not sure how I'm to get Other prisoners for the event Friday night in- students and restricting pub out," he complained. cluded; MPP Moriey Kells, Constable Smith from Dr. Gordon was worried about how he would 23rd division, and Mississauga Councillor Frank hours. The charges were raise his bail money because the students of Hum- McKechnie. laid all in fun of course.

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Laser show fizzles out at CAPS by Kevin Mcintosh will put up with is beyond me! If you didn't attend last Thurs- Another obvious blunder was day's pub — be thankful! You the consistency in skipping re- didn't miss much. Despite adv- cords. ance publicity promoting a laser Finally, getting the opinions of show, there was none. Humber College pub goers en- During the show SAC vice- ables the reviewer, that's me, to president Kevin Anyan remarked, either support or contradict my "We're very concerned with conclusion. After talking with what's happening up on stage. It's more than a dozen students all not what we asked for in the con- unanimously agreed they get

tract." couldn't get into it. But disc jockey Paul Hughes, of The pub started but never really the Welland-Hughes Road Show, < went anywhere. The night was said when. he was booked he told plagued with too many technical SAC his show used a Cosmos problems, and the laser show was Ball. This ball spins in two diffe- not what most people expected, rent directions on a multiple 12 were the major complaints. course slant, thus producing a Pub goers struggled through the satellite laser-type effect. night and made their own fun ' 'Watching the ball is like being screaming and yelling, clapping on a trip taking some strange and chanting USA when the Boss drugs," said Hughes. The effect, hit the platter, belting out a crowd- however, was not very im- pleasing tune. pressive. For the most part, however, the When Anyan was asked how floor did stay packed as Hughes much SAC was paying the deejay, played the basic Top 40 stuff with he replied, "They had already re- the occasional extended mix. negotiated his contract, giving "The Humber crowd has al- him at least 50 per cent less than he ways been great," said Anyan. originally asked for. Nonetheless, the atmosphere • "All I've seen is white lights was, in a word, terrible. The and a spinning ball. It's a little attempt at simulating a 'club' depressing," said Anyan. atmosphere fell far short of the An evaluation of the technical mark. excellence in the show is easy. Anyan said CAPS is consider- The lights and music ceased on no ing having a make-up pub on less than five occasions, each time Halloween. Anyone who wears a PHOTO BY KEVIN McINTOSH lasting anywhere between one and costume gets in for $1 Dry ice as dry as evening. — a scheduled laser show at caps last Thursday resulted in five minutes. Around 11 p.m. two students no more than a lighting let down for pub patrons. During these lulls, the CAPS' wearing motorcycle helmets deejay had to fill in until the prob- streaked through the pub. Nobody IIIMllllllllWIHyilll^^ lem was sorted out. seemed to care however. Some- Hughes blamed CAPS. "No- what passe now I suppose. body bloody cared," he said. Before the night ended Hughes Another ACT OF Reviewing the performance of admitted SAC was not impressed Hughes again leads me to assume with his show. He replied: "All I sac either he hasn't been in this coun- care about is if the dance floor is try long enough or he has no con- packed." He also thought some- cept of the term 'mixing' music. one sabotaged the show. Yeah 7/iis weeli For example, the transition from right bud! song to song was very quick at In fact, before show time that

times. Called a 'hard mix' , it is the night, a friend of mine had re- trademark of a beginner. marked that the show probably featuring But, apparently, Hughes has wouldn't be anymore than some worked as a deejay in London, guy with a flashlight. Believe me, England since 1973. Nine months that virtually describes the ago, he came to Toronto and has evening. been working steady weekends for The only positive note, if you

the last six months. What people can call it that, was the fact it started on time. Too bad! COLOURED

THURSDAY, OCT. 10, 1985 Doors open at 6:00 p.m. Students $3.00 / Guests $4.00 NEXT WEEK DON'T MISS... PHOTO BY TIM KRAAN A'lriBize'lng corn! — Oave Oardengo, a first-year Hotel and Restaurant Management student, slurps on 50-cent cob. His two FM and Nash the Slash 1 bits is being used to try to keep President "Squee'* Gordon Impris- oned. Even a kemal couldn't keep our president behind bars. im immiii

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Scorsese's romantic nether region ^K won't please feminist audiences

by Tom Killorn Their encounter deals with a de- his shrink, let alone his mother. In Martin Scorsese's new film sperately neurotic Arquette trying The movie, though extremely After Hours, the American direc- to convince Dunne she is the one funny in parts, would hardly glad- tor turns his camera to the rocky for him. den the heart of your average road of modem romance. Scorsese uses his characters to feminist. The comedy deals with a lonely show the only connection between Two other female characters, Manhattan computer programmer them is their lack of connection. played by Teri Garr and SCTV (Griffin Dunne) trying to find true Dunne's character continually alumnus Catherine O'Hara, love in late night New York. tells all his friends he simply couldn't produce a good shopping Dunne's character finds his wants to meet ''a nice girl". The list, never mihd a solid rela- journey filled with a great many women he does meet in this tionship. emotional beartraps. This Yuppie romantic twilight zone never seem Despite the movie's humorous programmer agrees to meet his to measure up to this simple crite- moments, a word of caution. This date (Rosanna Arquette) at an all- rion. In all likelihood, he wouldn't is one movie you should never night bar in Soho. want to take these women back to take a blind date to see.

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Member of Ontario Share and Deposit Insurance Corporation Coven, Thursday, October 10, 1985 Page 7 CHEAP THRILLS A Crown achievement

by Kim Hughes

Being part of the weekend action at The Silver Crown is ex- periencing owner Tim Rombus' tribute to his most faithful friend — the customer. Though trying eagerly to establish The Crown as part of the competitive Friday and Saturday night club scene, Rombus has not forgotten the importance of patronage — not from the new and especially not from the regulars. The weekend cover charge is $2, $3 after 11 p.m. "It's an incentive for people to get here early," says Rombus. During the week, you get in free, but the weekend is really when

the place is in its prime. The Crown offers a unique feature to its loyal customers: a $20 yearly membership fee that allows members to reserve tables, not have to wait in line and not pay a cover charge. This, says em- PHOTO BY TIM KRAAN ployee John Nemanic, "preserves the continuity of clientele." The cover charge isn't the only competitive aspect of this down- PoliCeinan'S Buddies — Movie star Brant Van Hoffmann shows how much he likes town spot. Beef is $2.10, and wine a reasonable $2.25 a glass. Humber students at an afternoon Lakeshore pub. ''You guys are crazy here!" he said. Best of all, the club has the ambience of the newest in music and costume, dance and drink. But it's not infected with the oh-so- pretentious 'Aren't we new wave' disease that has robbed so many Police Academy raids Lakeshore good places of warmth and personality. of original blue-collar tavern by Tim Kraan Remnants The Crown's atmos- One SAC member, Jeff ladies here," he said. "That al- phere still remain: stucco walls supported by wood beams, flo- "Quiet on the set! And.... AC- Madgett, had mixed feelings ab- ways makes for a good time." wered swag lamps, carpeting, wooden Tudor-style tables and TION!!" out the deal. Van Hoffmann, who plays the chairs, overhead fans, dartboards, and a television tuned to sports. Those words echoed through "Kids skip class. They get up character 'Blanks', is originally But the waiters, customers and just about everything else is the Lakeshore campus gymna- on the roof to watch them shoot," from New York but "Toronto is young and trendy. sium last week as some well- he said. an amazing city," he said. Deejay James Stewart (formerly of Raven's) plays the newest known stars filmed scenes for the Lakeshore SAC President Rob The cast of the third Police music I've ever heard, with some old favorites (remember The movie Police Academy 3. Young disagreed. Academy movie is much the same B-52s' Planet ClaireV.) thrown in. "It's said. let Location Manager Michael great," he "I as the first, according to Location Described as "an artist" by employee Nickolas Palantzas, Ste- Brownstone said that site them use the office for the was SAC Manager Michael Brownstone. It wart stops playing songs as soon as they gain too much popularity chosen as the gymnasium was main stars to sit." includes Tim Kazuri'nsky, of on CFNY. The music is loud, especially on the dance floor, but it closest to the production house Actor Brant Van. Hoffmann, Saturday Night Live fame. never drowns out conversation at the tables. the film. also in first Police shooting who was the The movie is about a competi- The staff is prompt and friendly, and the doormen crack jokes. (I "Humber students are easy to Academy movie, said he was hap- tion between two academies who saw a Humber student trying, vainly, to explain why his birthdate to at get along with," said Brown- py be Humber. seek to outdo each other in order to wasn't on his new and improved student I.D. card.) stone. "There are lots of beautiful gain state-funding. The diningroom is upstairs, and may be renovated in the future I to accommodate increasing business. Pizza is the big draw, accord- ing to Rombus, but burgers and sandwiches are also available, Humber ranging from 1 .95 to $4.55. Food is sen/cd in the diningroom and $ E^ EQUAL Competition No. 85-045 in the bar on weekdays. OPPORTUNITY For me, the most impressive and comforting aspect of The (B) EMPLOYER New Position D Crown is the peopb it attracts, and the attitudes of those people. Replacement D Blue Jays fans, punks, preppies, nervous couples on first dates and jes' plain ol' folks share the same space without sneers or awkwardness. While distinctly a club with the staff there to serve and keep order. The Crown evokes the intimacy of a private party where you accept and enjoy, and most of all, have fun. College Ombudsman Job Title: The Silver Crown 25 Richmond St. W. at Yonge President Division/Department: _ Office of the Reporting To: _ President

North Campus: Note: Nominations for this position may also be submitted for consideration January 1 986 Required By: by the selection committee. In the Sept. 26 issue of Coven, reporter Kim Hughes reviewed a Toronto pub, Pimblett's. We inadvertently failed to mention the establishment's address. It is 249 Gerrard St.E, 2 blocks east ofJarvis. SUMMARY OF DUTIES: The College Ombudsman, a newly created half-time secondment position, is expected to. tackle a variety of issues, situations and concerns identi- fied by the Ombudsman or by any member of the college community. S/he serves as a liaison between the Office of the President and the college community, consisting of students, faculty, administrative and support staff. The successful candidate will maintain a workload/teaching functions. S/he as Ombudsman will identify, assess, and resolve existing and potential prob- lems that may interfere with college operations, the learning process or the quality of working CAPS Employees or college life. This position is expected to be accessible, informed an conciliatory when responding to enquiries, or complaints. Only when mediation and referral systems have failed, is the Ombudsman expected to bring to the President's attention a recommendation, detailing of the Month a specific and corrective course of action. The successful candidate is expected to respect and maintain the confidences of all employees and students. DURATION: January 1986 — June 1987 KENCHIRICO QUALIFICATIONS: This competition is open to all full-time employee^, both men and women, having a minimum of two years service with the college. The successful candidate JOANNE MULVANEY will possess a broad knowledge of the college mission. Its departments, programs, campus locations and staff, and have earned the respect of-col leagues while demonstrating excellent Interpersonal, analytical and communication skills critical to the role of Ombudsman. Some knowledge of academic and administrative practices and systems would be a definite asset.

Because this position is a partial secondment and is expected to also maintain a portion of current responsibilities, the successful candidate must be a well organized individual. Exact Come on down and details of the secondment and realignment of current duties will depend on the current circumstances of the successful candidate; however, it is expected that this will be a half-time meet them position. The successful candidate must have access to a reliable vehicle In order travel in - order to travel to all campus locations. ,

Applications and nominations for this position should be submitted to the Personnel Relations clearly indicated on the Another CF Centre in a sealed envelope with the competition number (85-045) AT envelope.

CLOSING DATE: October 15, 1985

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SAC fears info just "We don't want the meetings taped, that's the way it is, and we're not required to provide a reason," This rather blunt statement was uttered by SAC President Dara Boyer, shortly after her council voted unanimously to have a Coven reporter's tape recorder removed from the SAC meeting last week. Actually, a reason was given. Vice-President Kevin Anyan said the ' machine was 'intimidating' ' to members who were experienc- ing the heady, rarified SAC atmosphere for the first time. Never mind if permission to tape had already been granted by two high-profile SAC personages. It's all so confusing, isn't it? God knows the controversial and potentially incendiary rapport which occurs at SAC meetings. Does SAC see our reporters as ink-stained vultures, ready to snap up antl remove from context any double-entendres or Freu- dian slips which might mistakenly fall from the mouths of novice student councillors? The obvious argument to be aimed at Boyer, Anyan, and Co. is that a taped record protects both them and us from misquotation. As for Boyer' s exclamation, indeed, the student body does have the right i to know exactly what transpires when their elected repre- sentatives congregate.

But what should be of particular interest to SAC-watchers is the I rather paranoiac attitude demonstrated by the action, and the defensive tone present in Boyer' s terse remark.

>yould Boyer desire protection against student reporters attri- buting quotes to her in which she figuratively suggests Lakeshore's SAC President Rob Young is working so hard he may part company with his own buttocks? Or (in another story from last week's Coven) saying her upcom- ing trip to Edmonton won't be funded by student activity fees, then pointing out only flight and accommodations are paid for by anything other than SAC's budget? What Boyer terms "extra expenses" will come from that budget. Edmonton is an exciting town, with a plethora of spiffy eateries and hot-spots. One could hazard a guess that seven days of I conventioneering might require a need for appetites to be appeased, thirsts slaked.

Come to think of it, even with SAC's collective displeasure with tape machines, our reporters have still managed to provide a few insightful quotes from SAC people. After all, we've all been thoroughly indoctrinated in the Goldie Foreman BriefWriting method. Boyer' s refusal to supply a reason for all this smacks more of dictatorship than democracy. What's going on here? -

Instructor wants to know who plays the heavy? Dear Editor, react to a specific incident if the sroom. an atmosphere of trust The issue of designated non- situation required someone to res- and mutual monitor would lend itself to en- Education is best served when respect. smoking areas seems deceptively tore order or discipline. However, hancing the education process. teachers and students work I have some reservations straight forward. to ask teachers to take on the full- as to Tom Browne together, sharing the same goals in whether the additional role of hall My question is — who will be- time role of enforcement in the Public Relations Instructor come the heavy here? 1 don't be- halls is a different matter. lieve it is fair to lay this off on There is a real danger that the Letter offends ^assassins' teachers. They are responsible for confrontation implicit in enforc- the conduct of students in the clas- ing this policy would lead to a Dear Editor, link a "socially-oriented" game, comprehend the social value of sroom and for my part, that is as point of no return, on both sides, We would like to personally such as K.A.O.S., to any form of this activity, organized by the much challenge as 1 need. that could permanently damage address this letter to a George aggressive stimuli. We believe it SAC officials. Only a person with I do believe that teachers would teacher-student rapport in the clas- Szymczak (radio broadcasting) in is not the people who are involved such a limited capacity could not response to his "Letter to the Edi- in K.A.O.S. that are demented, differentiate between a true tor" in the Coven three weeks but more so, people such as your- psychotic and those wishing to de- Letter offends racer ago. self, who blow everything out of velop a comaraderie, among their Sir, crazies on two wheels. How, a person can make such proportion. fellow peers at Humber College. Doesn't Mr. Rodrique know insinuations is beyond us. We do Your social inadequacy is quite Gail Anne Smith Regarding the picture of myself that all the various forms of not see how anyone could possibly apparent, as it seems you cannot Gilbert Ukretsky published on the front page of motorcycle racing are internation- Public Relations Coven Sept. 26/85, taken in an al classical sports? Where the con- empty parking lot on a Sunday, 1 nection is with the Hells Angels 1 am totally nonplussed at the fol- cannot conceive. The old cliche of low-up reply in Coven by one Mr. C^ y^ J> the baddies getting the goodies a Mark Rodrique. This is a diatribe tarnished reputation has been liter- of unsubstantiated rhetoric that ally battered to death. Surely the Mike Williscraft Editor has no credibility and it boggles general public are intelligent Sotos Petrides Managing Editor the mind that this person could enough to differentiate. Mike Goldrup, Rick Vanderlinde News Editors divulge so many blatant assump- After contemplating the puerile Tom Foley, Chris Mills Editorials

from -^ tions a single photograph bleating of Mr. Rodrique and what Tara McKnight, Janet Smellie Features editors with 52 words which included my Ranieri prompted his corny reply, I real- Donna Sports Editors name, age, course, location of ised that he as in effect seeking a Ursula Mertins Entertainment Editor course and my ambition. Kevin McAllister forum to let the world know he , Photo Editor I stated that "I wished tc ride was Sec/Treas of a motorcycle Susan Wight, Gerry Gibbs Advertising professionally in the future if 1 club. Bully for him. I hope he took Tina Ivany Staff Supervisor could find a sponsor." In his a few copies home. Now we all Don Stevens Technical advisor sanctimonious reaction, he stated know of his eminence, we will Coven, an independent college newspaper, is produced weekly by the students of Humber College I was infantile, vaguely compared touch our forelocks when we pass Humber College of Arts to the vintage sixties, Applied and Technology, 205 Humber College Blvd., RcxdaleOnb. M9W 5L7. Publisher J.I. Smith, Coordinator, with the old the his ob- him by manure bam, Journalism Program. Hells Angels bit thrown in, and, information. 1 vious source of Main newsroom. North campus. Room L225. (416) 675-3! ! , Ext. 4513. 4514. Member of the Audit Bureau of Circulaiioti. AJvcilisiiig without knowing a single thing ab Roman Sydor deadline Monday 9 a.m. out myself, For National Advertising, this paper is a member of aUiibutes accidents Electrical Control The Campus Network, 310 Davenport Road, Toronto. Ontario M5H 3K2 (416) 925-6358 and death on the road to reckless Engineering

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Great cultural experience Kenya exchange proves rewarding

by Pat Dounoukos ago, four Canadian colleges were in- Women in Kenya can't speak to men volved. However, Humber is the only unless they are first spoken to, and men contributing college now. and women do not dine at the same table, Earlier this year, eight Kenyan stu- at the same time. dents spent three months attending Hum-

Although it took her some time to get ber. They left for home at the end of used to this during her three month stay April, number's exchange students de- in Kenya, Elvira Perrella, a third-year part in May and return in August. Early Childhood Education student said, The program is funded by Canada "That's their lifestyle. We have to re- World Youth and operates in conjunc- spect it." tion with the Association of Canadian Perrella is one of the eight Humber Community Colleges. College participants in the Kenya Ex- "I was very happy with the way things change Programme. Three participants, went this year," said Kevin Fitzgibbons, including Perrella, who have returned to the Canada group leader on contract to Humber this year say they're now a little Humber College from Canada World richer culturally. Youth. The two women and one man agree "It's not like a pleasure vacation," the trip was a rewarding experience, and stressed Peter Hamilton, a second-year whole-heartedly, recommend it to Music student stressed. "I worked hard everyone. but I learned a lot." "I thought it would be a great cultural Hamilton says he wants to return to experience," said Perrella. "I have a Kenya. He made and left behind some of New friends — Third-year FUm and T.V. Production student Heather better understanding of a totally different his best friends in Kenya. culture and country now." The students billeted with families Ross (left front) found many new friends during her three month stay in Kenya. Third-year Film and T.V. Production near Kirinyaga Technical Institute, just She said the cultural exchange was very rewarding. student, Heather Ross, also expressed south of Mount Kenya, 70 kilometres the same sentiments as Perrella. northeast of Nairobi. were courses in textile and clothing for es back different." - "It was a pretty rewarding experi- They attended classes at the Institute women and construction for men. Perrella agreed with Ross that the trip ence," said Ross. "It makes you one day a week, one day they worked on The students learned much about the made her appreciate her country more. appreciate your own country." a farm, two days consisted of volunteer roles of men and women in Africa. "I learned a lot about Canada while I The program is a cultural exchange placement, and the fifth day was free, "They have it pretty rough," said was over there," she said. "The chil- between Kenyan and Canadian students. which students could spend with their i Hamilton. "The women over there are dren there would ask us questions abput When the program began three years "families ".The classes at the institute treated like second and third-class our country, and we would try to citizens." answer." She laughs, "1 don't know if Perrella also said that the women do a we were 100 per cent accurate." lot of the work with child-rearing, pre- Perrella also says her thinking has paring meals, and farm work being just changed because she places importance some of their duties. She said she felt a on more concrete things now. little sorry for them. "My outlook on life is different, and "Women accept this because it's the my lifestyle is more relaxed, laid-back only thing they know," Perrella said. and simple."

"But they're changing too, just at a ' Hamilton said that he places more im- slower pace." jxjrtance on his responsibilities now that "There are certain things women he's back, his school work in particular. can't do," Ross acknowledged, "But "I consider myself lucky," he said, it's so hard to compare two different "You learn a lot about yourself, and cultures. It's like comparing apples and you'd be surprised at what you do to oranges." survive if you have to." He cited an Being an agricultural area, Ross said example of bribing a policeman once, the women do work hard, but that's the while he was in Kenya, for reasons he way it is there. would not elaborate on. Fitzgibbons had said, before the stu- Kenyan students spent three months in dents left in May, that no one who is Canada earlier this year, and stayed at involved with this project can ever be the the homes of some of the Canadian parti- same. The three participants all agree cipants. they have changed in some way. "A lot of people have a stereotype of "It can't help but change you in some Africa as being either the jungle or the way," said Ross, "It makes you desert," said Fitzgibbons, who is cur- appreciate your own country more. I see rently seeking Humber students to apply lucky how we really are in Canada." for the exchange program. "The stu- Check-up time — weighing a baby at the Child Welfare Clinic at "Everyone should do it," said Perrel- dents are seeing another side of the coin, Kerugoya District Hospital. la, "You learn so much, everbody com- a more positive one."

Toronto cults are alive and well by Casey Wiatrowski some sort of messiah. ty. They have normal jobs and social relationships. Most people can agree that cults are dangerous to Fourth, they believe the ends justify the means. You can't tell they belong to a cult just by looking at society. They brainwash the cult so that ' member indi- They rationalize anything is they do that against their them or their position in society, ' says Haddad, also a viduals can't think for themselves. They disrupt fami- moral code as being for the good of the cult. member of COMA's Board of Governors. lies by tuming cult members against them. Fifth, the group obtains funds through deception. COMA attempts to educate society — especially Adrian Adamson, a Human Studies teacher at Hum- These funds are for the personal gain and/or power of young adults about the dangers of cults, particularly bar's north campus, says defining the word cult is i the leader. because many of them parade as legitimate organiza- difficult. However, most cults, he adds, could be de- And finally, it provides no real service for society. tions. fmed as fanatic, quasi-religious groups. The members COMA says that although the above implies that all And you might be a prime target. are programmed to hate society. cults are quasi-religious groups, these implications are "People who join cults are usually from a middle- "The members don't matter, only the leader and the not always true. class background, of average to above-average intelli- cull does. And cult members can't or won't leave "Some groups do claim to be religious groups. gence. And they are usually intellectually curious and voluntarily," observes Adamson. Some also classify themselves as political, therapy, or idealistic," says Haworth. The Council On Mind Abuse (COMA), a Toronto specialty groups (specialty groups are concerned with This profile reflects that of the average college or organization which has investigated cults and cult-like topics such as UFOs or the Bermuda Triangle)," says university student. COMA warns that several cults groups for the past six years, has six criteria for what Ian Haworth, a member of COMA's Board of Gov- have visited college campuses in the past and are likely Oiey define as a cult. ernors. to return in the future. First, a cult is a group which uses psychological Humber psychology teacher Jay Haddad says there Once there, the primary method they use to recruit coercion to recruit and indoctrinate potential members. are two types of cults — youth and therapy cults. members is to get students and staff to their introduc- Second, it's a group that forms an elitist, totalitarian Youth cults are groups where the members live with tory meeting. To this end cults will set up alternate society cf its own. the group away from society. They have a difficult lifestyle booths, put up posters, hand out leaflets and Third, it has a leader who is self-appointed, char- time operating in our society if they get out of the cult. free meal coupons, or just talk to you in the corridors, ismatic, and dogmatic. Usually the leader claims to be "Therapy cults keep their members a part of socie- in classes or on the street.

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Hackers cut computer time

by Kim Hughes actual terminal from which the by number's CAN 8 computer activity was conducted," he said. system in its twenty year history. Humber no longer has constant, However, Seneca's Assistant Muller also pointed out that Hum- open-line computer access to Director of Computers, Paul ber has dial-up access to commun-

other colleges as a result of com- Bryerlay , said in a telephone inter- ity colleges all over the world, and puter 'hackers' who gained unau- view, "One cannot conclusively so far there has been no other thorized access to the Humber sys- determine where access came problems. tem last spring and destroyed the from." He added even though work of 15 graphics students. non-students are allowed access t& The 'hackers', originally be- Seneca's system, there is pass- lieved to be Seneca college stu- word security on all accounts. In Foursome dents, were in fact high school stu- addition, Bryerlay added compu- by Gerald J. Gibbs dents who used Seneca's system ter security is, "the responsibility to access Humber, according to of the user (Humber)". A 50-pound sponge cake, PHOTO BY TIM KRAAN Academic Systems Co-ordinator ^^uller agreed, saying prepared by a Humber Col- "To No, not that one! 7/i/s one/— The last com of the Peter Muller. some extent, the system, without lege instructor, highlighted a summer went down m the concourse last week. Nursing student Muller described the actions of all the participants managing the baby shower organized for a . ' Linda Totzke volunteered her time to keep the corn moving and keep the hackers as, "uncontrolled and system . . . was culpable set of male quadruplets at irresponsible". Muller would not say how Toronto's Women's College President "Squee'' Gordon locked up. A computer network system many students were involved in Hospital last week. joined the Humber system with the incident, or what high school Mike McFadden, teaching Seneca, Centennial, and other they attended, but he did say the master in Culinary Manage- community colleges through a de- school in question was in the ment at number's north Industry training dicated (dial-up) line that was al- Seneca area, and the students in- campus, created the master- by Killorn ways open. Because of this inci- volved were minors. piece infive hours with a little Tom _ dent, the line is now opened only The students were not repri- helpfrom two ofhis students. Humber College may set up supervisory training programs with the when specific information is re- manded for their actions. Charg- The shower was held in the Canadian Manufacturing Association on a national basis. quired. ing the students would have been, lobby of the hospital. Next to Joanne McLeod, a supervisor with the Centre for Continuous Learn- "I know that when the line's "looking for a pound of flesh the quadruplets, the cake was ing, said the college has recently discussed providing senior officials of hung up, nothing happens," Mul- rather than making sure the stu- the centre of attraction. the association with training. These officials would then market this ler said. dents understood the seriousness *7 was very impressed with training to member companies across the country, she explained. Seneca's system contains the of what they did". Muller would the cake," said Brian "We would be training the trainers." said McLeod. 'central mode' through which all not say exactly how the students Keelan, father of the four- The proposed program is designed to provide both old and new computer access between colleges were made aware of the consequ- some. supervisors with management skills, she said. Company supervisors will is linked. In addition, Seneca ences of their actions. The babies, born on Aug. receive training in such skills as communicatons, producton control and allows non-students to use their He said it took about a month to 27, were named Alan, Paul, problem solving. computers. complete all the security checks of Richard and Jeoffrey. All In July, the association approached college officials about setting up Muller confirmed the hackers the Humber system after the inci- four are still in hospital but programs for supervisors in companies across Canada. A survey done were working through Seneca dent. He added this was the first doing well. last year showed that upgrading the skills of regional supervisors was a computers. "We can localize the serious incident ever encountered top priority, she said. ^^''^^^^^-^-^-^^^^^^^^^-^-'--*^^*^^^^*^*^^^^^^^^'-^^^^^^^^'«^^^^^^^^^^*^^^^^*^^^^^^^'^*^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'«^^^'^^^^^*^^^^^^^^^^ as NUMBER COLLEGE

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Statistics tell what type come to Number by Kim Hughes which school curriculum and part-time. Once again, says Dietsche, the the technology division Did you know the majority of teaching objectives may be mod- Dietsche, who conducted a goal of this survey is "to have the Copies of the survey are widely first year North campus students elled similar study in Quebec at Daw- service provided by the institution distributed to all divisions, BOG live with both parents, do not re- The 48-question questionnaire, son College, wanted to establish, match the student's needs. and the administration. ceive financial aid, are between which was distributed and com- "who the students are, where they the ages of 16 and 19, and prefer piled in September of last year is, come from... why they're coming • cont. from page 1 classes between 10 a.m. and 2 according to Dietsche, the most to college, and what their needs p.m.? detailed profile of community col- are.;' Review These were among the statistics lege students ever completed in Some notable responses from The Ministry of Colleges side the college. revealed in a comprehensive 1984 Ontario. the 2,824 students surveyed: and Universities has delegated The reviews are to look at study of Humbef freshman, con- Students from all six Humber • more than half of the students in responsibility to the boards, all aspects of the college with- ducted by Human Studies instruc- divisions were asked questions all divisions do not receive finan- but the ministry is ultimately out "getting into the nitty- tor Peter Dietsche. ranging from why they came to cial aid responsible for colleges, Wil- gritty of each course", Wil- And, according to ACA Dean college and what they hope to • the major source of education liams said. liams said. Carl Eriksen, these statistics not achieve here, to how they felt ab- funding from all divisions came "Boards are to a degree "We are interested in the only indicate students types and out high school, how many classes from summer work autonomous, but the ministry mechanisms there to maintain preferences, but form a base by they skipped, and why they work • a 9: 1 ratio of men to women in decides to what degree. reviews of the colleges." "We believe in autonomy Board members say finan- for the boards. Yet they must cial statements and other be held accountable. There is accountability measures in a fine line between the two," effect now provide enough of he said. a check on the board.

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college and board members to don't see why it is being up- sit on its committees. The set," board member, F. Ray majority of members on each Crowne said at the Sept. 30 committee must be from out- meeting. fo«l Manure causes fire Sk\ Ar£aO|^«iions by Sandra Gregory The stuff really hit the fan down at the Equine Centre. The stuff in question was a stable half full of horse manure which apparently "spontaneously combusted" and caused a fire two weeks ago- According to Manager of Safety and Security, Gary Jeynes, damage was estimated at $500 though he considers the fire to be "minor". Jeynes said the alarm was sounded at 5:03 p.m. when the manure and hay, piled in the stable, began smouldering. Etobicoke firemen re- sponded to the call at 5:10 p.m.

Firefighter, Captain George Godsmark , who responded to the call said it took approximately six hours to clean Up the damage. "We had to hose it down in the stable and then pull the manure out," Godsmark said. Second-year Equine student, Sylvia Mileham, said fires of this nature are common in stables when manure and hay sit for too long. "It just gets too hot," Mileham said. Though both Jeynes and Godsmark believe the fire to be caused by cumbustion. Equine Cenfre Manager, Barry Thomson feels differently. "I believe the fire was accidentally caused by cigarette smoking," Thomson said. Tljough the stables are a no smoking area, Thomson said alot of

students do smoke there. ^ Thomson said he does not know who the student was that may have \ accidently started the fire.

2001 Show not 'spacey'

by Phillip FHzsimmons Tom Jenkins, the promotional At least 45,000 Ontario stu- co-ordinater for Careers, said the dents will see how the future will emphasis will be on providing affect the job miarket at a sympo- practical knowledge. sium in November. "Everybody believes that The symposium, called Careers there'll be spacesuits, that's just 2001, will be hiade up of more not true, "said Jenkins, "We want than 100 fiituristic work sites pro- to actually show people what it's vided by the private business com- really going to be like." munity. Students from public schools to Careers 2001 will take place at universities will be attending

the Exhibition Place Automotive Careers 2001 , including interested Building No- 12 to 16. parties from Humber College. Thirty-thousand people were originally expected, said Jenkins, but it will probably be over 50,000. Try something new for lunch Jenkins said the private sector is "just ecstatic" to be represented II at the symposium, "It's sort of a SUB & SHAKE" P.R. move for them." The Federal and Provincial governments will provide $250,000 each for Careers 2001 and Toronto is paying another $75,000, said Jenkins, but "the whole thing is a multi-million dol- ^Reat Old Fashioned MiJkShaJces lar operation." Jenkins said the individual • Made td Order Submanneis businesses will be paying for their own work sites. • Ice Oeaf|i^ Cooes A wide variety of occupations • Diet Shakes will be represented at Careers 2001. Examples vary from wri- ters, musicians, fihn makers, food scientists and health care profes- sionals. Judy Humphries, Humber's located in the Concourse placement office, is organizing the college's group trip to Careers Behind The Lecture Theatre 2001 . Humphries said she is very enthusiastic to bring as many stu- 1900 SERVICES TRYINB NMIDER TO SERVE YOU BETTER dents from Humber as possible. Coven, Thursday, October 10, 1985 Page 13

Still In basement Hawks win first of the season by Tracy Howze to play the kind of ball they played throughout two invitational Last week, Hiimber's women's tournaments in September. varsity softball team won its first However, the relaxation and the game of the season by edging the Hawks first taste of victory came Conestoga Condors 4-3, but by to an end when the Hawks were week's end the victory was tainted butchered by the western division by a 9-1 loss at the hands of the leading Seneca Scouts last visiting Seneca Scouts, dropping Thursday. the Hawks' record to one win and Seneca hasn't lost a game in five losses. OCAA play this season and are the The Hawks played an impress- favorites to win the championship ive game against the third place this year. Condors in western divi- OCAA In the Conestoga victory, sion play, showing that they we- Rhonda Ramer was the winning ren't just going to roll over and die pitcher while Jill Pantrey , Cynthia because a playoff position was un- Tolpa and Julie Ekdal collected attainable. doubles with Tolpa knocking in According to coach Jim Bialek the game-winning RBI. the team was more relaxed in This week, the Hawks play host Tuesday's victory. He attributes to Centennial on Monday Oct. 7 this to the fact that the women and Thursday the team travels to weren't as nervous and were able Sheridan to conclude its season.

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WOMEN'S SOFTBALL

AS OF OCTOBER 8. 1985

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Coach hopeful Strong relationship for IHawl(s and arena New cagers to improve team

by Mike Anderson by Tracy Howze The marriage continues. Four new faces have been Like husband and wife, Humber's hockey team and Westwood added to the talented squad of Arenas are entwined in a loving relationship that is now entering its Humber's varsity basketball team 12th year. under the direction of returning The Humber Hawks have been playing their home games at Coach of the Year, Mike Katz. Westwood since the four-rink complex opened its doors in the fall Queensway campus student of 1974, and currently the romance between the two Rexdale Collin Edwards, first-year Busi- institutions has never been stronger. ness students Justin Liddie and "It's good," says Westwood manager John Cook of the rela- Dan Ferguson and first-year tech- tionship. nology student Maurice Arm- Cook, who took over the manager's job three years ago, is strong, are the four newcomers to doubling as an assistant coach for the Hawks this season. achieve a position on the men's Before becoming the manager at Westwood Arenas, Cook was a basketball team, currently ranked minor hockey player spending three seasons in the mid-70' s paying 5th in the Canadian College his dues for Mohawk Valley in the now defunct North American National Rankings. Hockey League. With the addition of these play- Humber's Athletic Director Peter Maybury is also pleased with ers, Katz hopes to improve the the team's affiliation with Cook's arena. team's rebounding ability and "Our relationship has always been good with Westwood," says backcourt strength. Maybury. "We're treated well and vise-versa; we treat them *'A11 are a welcomed addition (Westwood) well." to the team," said Katz. The Hawks, according to Cook, represent seven or eight hours Maurice Armstrong, who play- of ice rentals each week from early September to mid-March at the ed guard for McMaster University Woodbine Downs Blvd. complex. two years ago has the experience "We buy a lot of equipment there too," says Maybury, former to help strengthen the Hawks' coach of the Hawks. backcourt play according to Katz. Dan Ferguson who played for Martin Grove high school last year, is one of eight highly skilled guards on the team. FILE PHOTO On the front line, Edward's size SnO OVOt!— A Hawk forward meets opposition in his quest (6'6"), experience and strength is Up expected to strengthen the front for a basket in a game played last season. Humber Iiopes to capture line's power and abili- Varsity Hockey rebounding the OCAA title this year with its new additions. ties. "Collin has a lot of experience, Katz hopes that L^iddie's size cord of 17 and 5. (6'4") League Opener! said Katz, who is entering his as a forward will also With these new and talented second term as the Hawks' coach. strengthen the Hawks' front line. additions to the already polished "I'm expecting to see our re- Last year the Hawks finished in team of 10 returning players, the bounding improve early in the second place in the OCAA Tier management expects another ex- season. One league with an impressive re- citing and successful season. Georgian Grizzlies

Humber Hawks STUDENT LOAN REPAYMENT

Saturday, October 12 When you are negotiating your student loan, you should consider how much it will cost you 7:30 p.m. down the road. A commonly mistaken impression is that interest rates on student loans are Westwood Arena significantly lower than that of regular loans. The interest rate for Ontario Student Loans is one percent above the prime lending rate of the bank and fluctuates with the prime rate. That means that as you pay on your Ontario Student Come out ^nd follow the Loan, the interest rate you pay changes every time the prime rate changes. Canada Student Loans interest rtes change yearly and are calculated according to the yield of Canadian Flight of The Hawks government bonds. Students who had to start to repay their Canada Student Loans in August 1985, are paying interest at a rate of 12.25 percent.

The maximum repayment period for Ontario Student Loans is 78 months (6V2 years). The repayment period of Canada Student Loans is directly related to the size of your loan. Loans up to $1,500 must be repaid within 36 months; $1,501 to $3,000 — 60 months; $3,001 to $4,500—84 months; $4,501 to $6,000 — 96 months; $6,001 plus — 1 1 4 months (9y2 years, maximum repayment time allowed).

For example, if you consolidated a total of $1 2,000 in Canada Student Loans at 1 2.5 percent

Varsity Tryouts and took 114 months to repay It, your minium monthly payment would be approximately I

$180 per rnonth. By the time you repaid your $12,000 loan, it would have cost you approx- imately $20,520. Both Ontario and Canada Student Loans can be paid back in full, without Badminton: penalty, at any time. For further information on the costs of repaying your student loan, you may want to contact Tuesday, Oct. 15 the bank where you negotiated your loan. 5:00 p.m. North Campus, IFor Additional Information: Gym C Richard Jackson Student Awards Branch or Financial Aid Office Ministry of Colleges Registrat's Office and Universities Men's Volleyball: 8th Floor, Mowat Block Queen's Park Tuesday, October 22 Toronto, Ontario 5:00 p.m. M7A 2B4 Telephone: North Campus, Gym A (416) 965-7191

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Hockey team Opinion wins two in Sportscasters or cheerleaders?

pre-season by Mike Anderson Olver, in my view, is 9 disgrace to Major League Baseball. Since arriving at Humber College last September, I've antici- Factual errors, dumb questions, and Jay cheerleading are frequent by John Barta pated the opportunity of blowing off some steam in Coven. This when Olver hits the screen two or three times a week. The Humber Hawks varsity week my big chance arrived, so here goes! That's nothing, radio broadcaster Tom Cheek should demand hockey team is flying high after a Media reports, especially those on radio and television, have part of Blue Jay PR director Howie Starkman's salary. I realize that

pair of easy victories in exhibition been so pro-Jay , it is no longer cute. I'm not trying to take anything the Yankees broadcasters Phil "Scooter" Rizutto and Bill White play over the weekend at West- away from the Jays, but the recent reports revolving around the are no angels when it comes to impartial announcing, but Toronto wood Arenas. team have made it look purely bush league. should sit back and look at the announcers who are spreading the The Hawks scored a total of 18 A prime example are those pathetic TV broadcasts. Correction: word on their classy team. goals while defeating Niagara those pathetic imitations of sports announcing performed by Fergie Even the morning radio sportscasters are into the use of the " College and Conestoga College. Olver. It's too bad that Tony Kubek and Don Chevrier have to words we" , "us" , or "the good guys" when it comes to describ- The two victories were the spend much of the time on air correcting mistakes made by "the ing the Jays. Cheerleading like this is ethically bad and should be Hawks' final two pre-season Ferg", because those two are excellent baseball announcers. criticized, not endorsed, by the public. games before their season opener this Saturday against last year's semi-finalist Georgian College. Last Friday's 6-3 victory over the Conestoga Condors was a penalty filled game, but many of the penalties were because of a new Ontario Hockey Association rule, which includes college hock- ey. The rule prohibits any stick contact above the waste. According to Peter Maybury, athletic director at Humber Col- lege, ''there were very few legiti- mate (penalty) calls, it wasn't a rough game."

Hawks 6, Condors 3

Robb Heyworth led the Hawks attack against the Condors with a three-goal performance, one com- ing on the second of two power- play goals the Hawks scored. The penaltykilling team of the Hawks shut down the Condors' attack for the most part as Hurnber took a total of 24 penalties in the game; however, the Condors only scored two powerplay goals. The Hawks opened the scoring at 1:28 of the first period on a powerplay goal by Dan Pigeon. Your father did say he expected some performance out of you this term, didn't he? The Condors tied it with a power- You've always depended on Long Distance to put you Here's how to enter. Make 3 Long Distance calls, play goal of their own at the 5:00 in touch with those not-so-near but dear to you. Now, record the numbers you called on one of our entry mark of the opening period. That calling Distance-could put you in touch with a new forms, send it along and you're in business. was as close as they would get as Long Fiero Sport in Telecom Canada's national Each additional set of three calls makes you eligible to Heyworth scored the first of his 1986 Coupe It not the kind of performance three-goals at 19:10 sending the "Student Long Distance Contest." Four students, two enter again. may be Hawks into the dressing room per academic term, will talk themselves into a brand Dad had in mind, but then he didn't really specify, with a 2-1 first period lead. new, mid-engme Pontiac Fiero Sport Coupe. did he? The second period proved the difference in the game when Hum- ber scored three-unahswered-

goals to open it up. Heyworth's second-goal led the charge, fol- lowed by tallies from newcomer Wayne Stott and sophmore Doug McEwen within one minute of each other. Heyworth completed the hat- trick to ice the game after Con- estoga scored a couple of third- period-goals to make the game in^ Draw dates: November 27, 1985 and March 12, 1986. teresting.

Hawks 12, Knights 1 Please enter me in the Student Long Distance Contest.

Make 3 Long Distance calls, enter the numbers you called on Last Saturday's game against this entry form, send W along and you could be one of four Niagara College was an all-out fortunate students to win a nery Pontiac Fiero. offensive explosion by the Hawks Each additional set of 3 calls makes you eligible to enter again. Sogo ahead, talk yourself into a fiery Fiero. as they romped the Knights 12-1. Doug McEwen started the bar- Area code Number called Date called rage with the first of seven Hawk 1 goals in the opening frame. Wayne Stott led the pack with an amazing seven point perform- ance, including a hat-trick and four assists. Left winger Dan Pi- geon also enjoyed a big offensive outburst as he popped in three- goals of his own and added one assist. Dave Leuschener and Greg Payne added a goal and three assists apiece to the slaughter and Chris Licastro assisted on four- goals in the Hawks' final tune up for the regular season. "The team looked so-so at both games. They can play much better than that, but they didn't have to." Maybury said. Many of the Hawks' starting players didn't play the entire game on Saturday night in order to give them a little break. Page 16 Coven, Thursday, October 10, 1985

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