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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student at Carroll Collected. It has been accepted for inclusion in The aC rroll News by an authorized administrator of Carroll Collected. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Vol. 80, No. 9 John Carroll University, University Heights, Ohio 44118 March 14, 1991 Seniors win SU honors by Alice Carle served theseniorclassand student donated a car that he inherited to News Editor body through the creation of Safe be used for the program. Senior Class President Mike Rides atJohn Carroll and by spon­ "Mike Ryan, as senior class Ryan won the Student Union Per­ soring numerous class activities president, has wtthoutadoubtgone son of the Year Award and the including senior happy hours and beyond the call of duty to make Senjor Class recetved the SU Or­ trips to Hilarities and Kent State. this a better year for all of us," said ganization of theY ear Award last The Senior Class and Ryan are Jeff Stiltner, SU vice president. Tuesday. also serving the Cleveland com­ "Theseniorclass has expanded "I feel that I have accomplished munity this weekend through their on the past as well as worked the three goals I set for myself: to Big Brother Big Sister program. towards the future, bringing to the · serve the senjor class, the whole The goal of this program is to help Union innovation, dedication and student body and the surrounding eighth grade city students realize hard work," said Jennifer Ritter,

-~- community," said Ryan. the value of a college education SU secretary. 'The Organization of the Year and that it is obtainable through Peter Bernardo, dtrcctor of the Award is a tribute to the Senior hard work and perseverance. Alumni Office, and the Political Class as a whole," continued Ryan. "r hope the programs we have ScienceClubwerealsonomtnated "We have a high spirited and sup­ started will remain stable," said for the SU Person of Lhe Year portive class.'' Ryan. In an effon to make sure A ward and Organization of the R andtheSeniorCiasshave that Safe Rides survives, Year Award Feagler airs views on media

that the media is enrdged that the by Aimee Hoyt censors have too much control. Feag lersa id that Lhe media on I y A reasonable amount of con- felt excluded. He said that in real- trol ov.:r Lhc 11&-..-: •.t IS needed lO ity Lherc was, "reall y nothtng to protcctgovernmentspeakers,ac­ cover." cording to WKYC-TV's staff He said this was in part due to Malveaux reflects commentator, Dick Feagler. the types of technology in the Gulf "There has to be some censor­ War, most of which was limited to ship in time of war to protect air campaigns. on minority roles battle times, places. and other Once our troops were in gun vast differences in rates of pay, events," Feaglersaid last Monday range of our targets, they, "had all by Tara Schmidtke job opportunities and job hold­ at a lecture on the media's role in kindsof'BuckRogers' stuff to do Staff Reporter ings among black women, whi te the war, which was sponsqred by battle wilh," according to Feagler. women, black men and white men. the Society of Collegiate Jour­ Feagler sited examples of cen­ Black women do not receive The prevalence of tokenism is nal ists. sorship in the pasL He listed the the public attention that they de­ also a great deterrent for black However, government offi ­ Grenada invasion and the Panama serve, according to Dr. Julianne women, according to Malveaux. cials refused to disclose any de­ incident as times when the gov­ Malveaux, a national economist, She commented that there is a tailed information, said Feagler. ernment carefully chose what the educator, writer, commentator and tendency for the public to say He attributes this fac t to the me­ media learned. said. These events set the prece­ social and political activist. "Well, there's Oprah," when con- dia asking impossible, unan­ "This is when [the media] dent for how the media was dealt "Black women," she claimed, continued on page 6 swerable questions, but he added should have raised hell," Feagler wilh in the Persian Gulf war. in a lecture on March 8, "fall be­ tween the cracks of discourse on black men and discourse on white Ignatian Series explores women." Many things are being done to women's roles erase the injustice of blacks, and by Chuck Beilstein Trinity College. She also holds an many things are also being done to Staff Reporter M.A. from Fordham in philoso­ improve the standing of women in phy. She went to Catholic Uni­ society, claimed Malvea!JX , but SisterMargaretGorman,RCSJ. versity for a Ph.D. in educational little is being done about black will examine the relations between psychology. women. Ignatian doctrine and females in a Since 1962,Gormanhasserved Malveaux spoke, appropri­ lecture tonight at 7:30 p.m. in the as a psychological consultant to ately, on International Woman's New Conference Room. the United States Army and later Day and in honorofBiackHistory The lecture is part of the for the Air Force. Month. Ignation Heritage Series spon­ In 1973, Gorman was named "But," she said, "women need sored by John Carrol.l to celebrate Outstanding Educator ofAmerica. more than a day and Blacks need the 450th anniversary of the The Massachusetts Psychological more than a month." founding of the Society of Jesus. Association presented her with the She presented a wide range of Gorman is an adjunct professor Ezra Saul Award in 1980. stati stics illustrating society's of theology and psychology at Gorman is Lhe author of two tendency to push black women Boston College. She earned her books, General Semantics and into the background, citing the Bachelor's degree in English from continued on page 6 Page 2 EDITORIAL The Carroll News, March 14, 1991 Citizenry against porn In the past, this paper has been a staunch supporter of the freedom of expression guaranteed by the Constitution. The First Amendment states, "Congress shall make no law . . . abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press .... " It is the paper's view that this liberty is the cornerstone of free government and is therefore necessary for all other freedoms. On the other hand, The Carroll News has consistently asserted that the quality of human life, of all humans, must be actively and equally protected by government. This right derives from the Fifth Amendment and from the Declaration of Independence. Iffor even one individual this right is not secured, the rights of all other citizens are diminished, the citizenry is less free. The issue of pornography encompasses both these interests. On this topic, the CN asserts that the contemporary response to pornography at once dangerously restricts the civil liberty of expression and insufficiently protects the civil right of individuals to quality life. In Miller v. California (1973), the majority opinion reads, "This much has been categorically settled by the Court, that obscene material is unprotected by the First Amendment. ..." This case suggests a stringent threefold test to determine what constitutes obscenity But even these restrictions on expression, however carefully and hesitantly applied, are infringements of the absolute liberty provided by the Constitution. Any­ Time has come to stop basking thing less than absolute freedom extended to the responsible citizens of this country is unacceptable. in the glow of Vatican II An issue that inevitably stems from this position is the question of child Imagine a existence, holy even. But to limit the pornography. However, the exploitation of minors, of children who are Catholic Church in priesthood is detrimental to our faith, in incapable of making informed choices about adult situations and of which women can light of the declining numbers of priests. celebrate mass and protecting themselves, is not a First Amendment issue. It is a not an The election of bishops may sound bishops are elected strange, but until the late 1800's that was exception to the amendment; it is simply not related to the amendment. by the people they how the Church hierarchy was perpetu· Presently, it is justifiably illegal. serve. A Church a ted. It is only natural for a community to Ultimately then. what remains to be decided is how the right of. '"""'·~ that reflects a con­ pick itsownleaders,anditissimply a sign individuals to a life free of exploitation can be reconciled with the li berty tempora ry tcach- of authoritananism for a pope to force of expression. l n general, response to this has been inadequate. There are l by ing of sexuality leaders upon a diocese. We must return to Anton Zuiker and an acceptance this tradition in order to maintain a free those who call for government intervention. They seek the establishment ...______, of married priests. church. of regulations to prohibit or curtail the production of pornography. They A Church that teaches the Kingdom ofGod , Perhaps one of the most pressing issues see this step as a means to end its systematic degradation of women and just as Jesus did, instead of creating confus­ in the Church, and the American Church potential victimization of aU individuals. At stake is not simply the lives ing mysteries that only lofty theologians more specifically, IS the issue of sexuality. of the actors and models for this industry but the lives of those who interact can pretend to comprehend. This 1s not simply birth control. The social It was one year ago tomorrow that I attitudes and norms regarding sexuality with the consumers, consumers who become a product of pornography's published an article in the Carroll News have changed drastically over the past 50 injurious and pejorative themes. Then there are those who fuel the market, calling for much-needed refonn in the years, and while the faith should not mir­ who make the industry the multi-billion dollar business it is. Both Catholic Church. A year later, that call ror these attitudes it must reflect a con­ responses are illegitimate. remains. It is a call that I will continue to temporary consciousness. speak and fight for. However, this country does not need a government further empowered Birth control, abortion, premarital sex, Last February a group of 4500 some and homosexuality must all be dealt with to restrict civil liberties. It needs an informed citizenry, empowered to American Catholics circulated a signed by both the laity and the clergy in order to weaken the industry and diminish the market. It needs individuals who will petition call ling for a plethora of changes in provide this modem teaching. demand of each other, not of of human · the Church. Among those were a call for It is time for the Church to stop basking women and married priests, the election of in the glow of the Second Vatican Counci I bishops, and a contemporary teaching on and deal with the shadows still remaining. sexuality. These are concerns that must be There are plenty of reforms needed for dealt with. Now. another council, or at least an encyclical or Afttoa Z\iiku While it may be true that women were two. Managing Bdftor inferior in the minds of the Church fathers, More important than the above refonns Peter Bahmek the 20th century reflects a different atti­ is a dire need for the people of the religion, Bu$ne$s Manager tude. Women belong as priests, as Jesuits, the laity ,to know and understand the faith. Pr. Carl ZUlotny as bishops, and even as pope. It seems to me I am afraid that the evolution of religions 1 Advisor that women live perhaps some of the stron­ has made Christianity into a complex and gest faiths in our Church, and that alone confusing morass of mysteries. demands that they be given responsibility St. Anselm said that theology is "faith in the Catholic Faith. seeking understanding." How many Priest. The Second Vatican Council Catholics today can comprehend a virginal stated that all of us share in Jesus' mission birth of Jesus, a triune godhead, and a to be priest, prophet, and king, and yet the demanded sacrifice of meat on Lenten Church continues to deny women any role Fridays. as such. Catholicism must become more than That same Church also continues to up­ just a Sunday liturgy. It must become a hold a tradition of a celibate priesthood. representative and comprchendable reli­ This obligation is simply outdated. No­ gion, and everyone must echo the call. body denies that celibacy is a great mode of Then, heaven is one step away. The Carroll News , March 14, 1991 1FORUM Page3 True meaning of St. Patrick's day lost

by Nora Mackin Maybe some rebel songs will show their affection for their pa­ We must learn the true nature currently suffering in Northern Forum Writer be sung. tron saint in a land where being and history of the conf11ct. Ireland. Maybe a chorus of Danny Boy Catholic is a guarantee of dis­ We must detennine what we We must learn. will be enjoyed. crimination and poverty? No. can do to influence our Wemustremember-wemust On Sunday the streets of Beer will flow. St. Patrick's Day will be just government's position on the change. Cleveland will be Irish. The participants in these events another day in Northern lreland. situauon. The great Irish poet, William The bagpipes will play, green will stumble home with the satis­ Another day of fear and division. To be satisfied with wcanng Butler Yeats, wrote in his poem, will be worn, and beer will flow. faction that they celebrated in a Ironically, we are free to cel­ green, singing songs, and cel­ Easter 1916 that "now and in ti me A festi ve auitude will fill the truly Irish way. ebrate the joys of our heritage, ebrating our Irish heritage one day to be/ Wherever green IS worn) air, as clowns, marching bands, But how will the day be cel­ while those who have more right a year is wrong. Are changed, changed uuerly:/ A politicians, and even the Carroll ebrated in Northern Ireland? to celebrate, cannot Moreover. to see St. Patrick's terrible beauty is born." Irish stroiJ by. Will there be clowns or bands We must not ignore the war Day mainly as a great day to party As we don our green on Sun­ After the parade, many will on the streets of Belfast or Derry? that rages in the land we claim to and get drunk is an insult to all dav. let us not forget that terrible drift to bars or parties. Will Catholics even dare to love so dlearly. those who died, will die, or are beauty.

Journalism prof offers criticism The Carroll News should be commended for publish­ Cimperman found offensive ing stories that examine aJ I facets of cam pus life. A ftcr all, To the Editor: as a newspaper sage once said: A newspaper is a mirror To the Editor: of a community and sometimes a community may not like To deny that racism and sexism exist on our campus what it sees in the mi rror, but it can't ignore iL While I support Joe Cimpennan's assertion that is to deny the very integri ty of this institution as a students can help "make our country truly strong" by marketplace of ideas. To downplay incidents of racism Marianne SalceLLi "working for peace," his method of addressing this and sexism that have occurred on our campus is journal­ Assistant Professor, Communications Department issue is offensive. He is not wrong in challenging the istically misleading and a disservice to Carroll News strength of student's beliefs; all beliefs need to be readers. Gauzm1an strikes again challenged. On Jan. 24, 1991, The Carroll News ran a story en­ Nor is he incorrect in encouraging all to take acllon tilled, "Racism festers at Jesuit institution." The story To the Editor: on other issues; th1s is evidence of his posiuve leader­ and its accompanying photograph documented experi­ ship. Still, I lind it unnecessary to insult and belittle the enccsof African-American students on the JCU campus Once again, the sau ric wit of Harry Gaut.man rings true. COOVICl\OllS of the C11llre SlUUCnt bo<.\y. Lhat included obscene phone calls, racial slurs scrawled The article entitJed, 'American police force should saay Wilh lhe war in lhe PersianGuJf.many....,.IOGk on donnitory doors and questionable interrogation pro­ home where it belongs" raises the more general question of a stand for the first Lime in their lives. Joe discredits and , cedures by the campus security. For those readers who what comprises an effective national security policy. divides the students by stereotyping them as either made it back to page ll of the paper, it was undoubtedly Certainly, the masterful execution of the military and wearers of tic-dye or insipid politically-correct wavers an eye-opening report. Placing this story on page 11 diplomatic policy of the United States comprises one part of flags (remember, "open minds" do not stereotype). with a vague headline does not spark reader interest in of the effective national security. However, the tenn I would hope that those who have supported the deci­ this vital issue. "national security" must include an integration of both sions of President Bush have done so as a result of On Feb. 21, 1991, The Carroll News published an those foreign and domestic policies vital to U.S. national making an educated choice. editorial cartoon depicting a white man walking past a interest. For example, the United States could never have For protesters, peace is a moral issue, it ts not a wall with an exhibit titled, "Caucasian History Month" executed this policy if it did not possess domestic support " fashion statement." Joe, you will not persuade people with the caption, "What is the point?" It could be the and economic/indust:rial capabilities to do so. to Lake action by negating the validity of beliefs which illustrator intended readers to think about the implica­ Therefore, now that we have obtained Pax Americana, they have previously acted upon, nor by dismissing tions of a divided and unequal society in which groups we need to reassess and refocus efforts concerning domes­ their integrity as a fad. To mock is not to inspire. need their "own Lime" in order to gain recognition and Lie policy in order to c~nsure that the interrogative focu s of I additionally question the arbitrary labeling of all acceptance. However, one definite perception of this U.S. national security remains in!aCL students as either ''patriotic marchers" or "protest cartoon was leaving the reader with a sense that Black marchers". History Month and the subsequent Women's History Richard W. Jablonski '91 This common division is incorrect and deserves Month were unnecessary events. This type of depiction clarification; the two tenns are not mutually exclusive. tri vializes and degrades both the events and people who Many protesters are patriotic Americans as well. As a care about them. Forum article proposal is weak patriot, I believe that the United States must always On March 7, The Carroll News printed a story with progress toward a more vivid realization of its promises the headline, "Reports of crime against women must To the Editor, of equality, liberty, and justice. surface." For those readers who found the story on the This leuer is in response to Cindy Ford's article which Ours is a country with potential. However, this does bonom of page 7, they learned that several types of appeared in the Marc.h 7 edition of The Carroll News. not mean that I feel compelled to support all the deci­ crimes against women have occurred on this campus. You propose peac.eful coexistence yet you provide no sions of the government of the day. As an American these crimes include date rape, beatings, attempted way of achieving it. Your plat.fonn is as weak as those (and a human), I have the right and the moral obligation murder and incidents of sexual harassment such as Americans who were against the war but dido ' t know why. to voice my objections to policies which are contrary to name calling and obscene phone calls. Because this The world is a fast moving place in which those who don 't my convictions. story originated in my CO 225 class last fall, I can anest move get moved. Suppression of personal beliefs is the antithesis of to the fact much of the ori gina! story was left out and the Whether this is elltical or not is irrelevant. If we dido 't patriotism. Perhaps the tenns "protesters" and "sup­ writers were not given the opportunity to update it prior move Saddarn he would undoubtedly have imposed him­ porters" of the war would have been more accurate as to publication. This was quite unfortunate. Readers self on us. they arc mutually exclus1ve. were left with a vague sense that there might be some There is no safe haven from the criminal mind which .is Despite these differences, I applaud Joe for challeng­ problems on campus, but given the manner of presen­ why they are put behind bars. Next Lime you desire ing John Carroll students to take action. He is correct tation and editing, it was hard to tell how much of a peaceful coexistence why don't you drop Saddam a line ­ that we must strive as one for a beuer America. I hope problem and what should be done about it. Also, given for is the pen not mightier than the sword? that all will have the honesty to hear the call and the the headline and what was published, a "blame the courage to answer it victim" reaction was a possible reader response, which A proud American, is unacceptable and outdated. Ted R. Rieple '92 Elizabeth A. Collins '93 Page 4 FORUM The Carroll News, March 14, 1991 JCU needs to reevaluate teaching quality on departments to hire individuals for word from the textbooks nei­ throughout the semester. Ifevalu ­ sity, it is a shame to be forced to by Michael Thomas based on credentials rather than ther spark interest nor perpetuate auons are consiStently low, seri­ auend some classes where infor­ As a student at John Carroll proven abihty in the classroom learning. Rather, these types of ous considerations should be made matJon seems irrelevant and sru­ University, I wish to commend setting. Granted. research is im­ lectures arc a waste of students' when it comes time for promouon dcnL partic1pauon is drowned in a the many professors and instruc­ portant in making new discover­ valuable time as well &S that of the or salary increase. sea ofconvoluted preaching. And tors who have made my academic ies and augmenting knowledge of instructor. Secondly, guest classroom though the majority of teachers experiences extremely pleasurable certain subjects, but it should not All else aside, it has been inter­ lectures at which members of the are intellectually challenging, en­ and rewarding. take precedence over classroom esting to note the fact that some of department are present should be thusaastic and relevant, there re­ However,like many other stu­ tnstruction. A balance must be those teachers who arc the worst reqwred of all prospective in­ maan some who are highly ques­ dents, I have encountered a attained and maintained if any in the classroom seem to conve­ structors. In this way, teaching tionable. hand full of teachers who, despite progress is to be made. niently forget to pass Ollil evalua­ skills can be openly evaluated. As a student and academically lofty credentials and academic Some commonly agreed upon tion forms on which the students At present, this practice is not curaous individual. I find this siLU­ prowess, lack sufficient skills in examples of poor teaching include can express their suggestions. uniformly employed in all de­ ation to be very disheartening. the classroom. This problem is the following: those instructors Howareimprovementstobemade partments. Teachers with little or no instruct­ not unique to Carroll. It is a uni­ who, for one reason or another, do if student input is totally disre­ Thirdly, Carroll should con­ ing abilities should not be viewed versal situation that must be recti· not pass out syllabi until weeks garded? After all, we are entitled tinue to build upon tts well-known as universal inevitabilities, but fied. into the semester and then pro­ to express an opinion because, if reputation for an excellent quality rather as a problem that must be In light of this, two major fac­ ceed to stray from the path of for no other reason, we are paying of education rather than shifting dealt with an the near future if the tors contribute to th1s dilemma. study as if syllabi are inconse­ for an educauon. the focus from teaching to a more nextgenerauon ofcolleges LUdents First, the issue of tenure contrib­ quential pieces of paper that must One possible solution for this research oriented cumculum. IS to reap the full benefits of a utes to why there are bright, pro­ be submitted to the chairperson. unfortunate reality may lie in peri­ At a superior and well-rounded potentially fruitful and often costly ductive teachers whose classroom Those whose "lectures" are word odic peer evaluations ofcolleagues school like John Carroll Univer- education. abilities are devoid of any real focus or meaning. Tenure origi­ nally came about as a way to pro­ 'Battle of the sexes' still brewing tect the academtc freedom of the Instructor. Now it seems to pro­ Girl: Go ahead. Ask me what­ not the one that pees. hke this, then everything would tect inadequate teachers as well. by J.lohr ever you want. Boy: No. I'm serious. What do be out in the open, and no one Secondly,it appears as if there Boy: Why is it that. we can you want from a guy? would have to put up a front to try has been a recent emphasis on The following conversation never do enough? Why is it that [long pause] to get what they want. Everybody research in the academic setting was recently overheard around when we do something nice no Boy: I think I see the problem would be happy. which has placed increased strai n campus: one ever hears about it, but when here. Every body knows, by a girl's Girl: You are a pig. That would Girl: All men are slime. we forget a silly thing like Sweet­ definition, that guys are slime. never work. This JUSt shows that Boy: Why? What is it that est Day·- We do think about ourselves guys only think of girls as sex makel all men slime? Girl: Sweeaeat Day is not silly. flf'St and don't always think about objects. Girl· You're pigs, that's what Boy: Anyway, whydowchave that emotions of the girls. Roy: No. ltJUStshows that guys Boy: No. I am Stck of betng to try to understand you, Whtle When a guy thinks about sex, thank about sex. It's not our fault. called shme. I want to know what you don' t try to understand us? that's all it is-sex. If everybody Garis don't always do their best to a girl means when she calls a guy Girl: That's easy. Because we understands this, itshould be much help the situation. slime. tigured you out in ftfth grade. easier to deal with. Remember, a guy may have Gtrl: It means that you are ego­ You're slime. Girl: What do you mean deal destgned the ftrst mini skirt, but tistical, self-serving, irresponsible, Boy: You mean just because with? the girls keep wearing them. and all you ever think about is sex. we thank about sex a lot, and you Boy: This kind of communica­ Girl: The only reason a girl Boy: Okay, but why do you think we may sometimes be in­ tion can save a lot of time. If both would dress like that is because ·TWO GOOD TO call us slime? sensitive to our partners needs, partners know what the guy is guys only look for the girls in the Girl: See, you still don't get it. that makes us slime? looking for it should take away tight skirts with all the make-up. BE TRUE• DEAL. That's why you're slime. You Girl: You bet ya. most of the confusion in a rela­ You are all so superficial. l. Medium Pizzas don't take the time to try to un­ Boy: I can accept that tionship. You want to find a pretty girl to Each With l. derstand our feelings. Girl: See. See. Youdon'tcare. Girl: You are weird. have your way with, but when Toppings Only Boy: Wait.. I just agreed with You just have to make a big joke Boy: I'm serious. All the someone happens to utter a word you. How can you say we never about the whole thing. mixed-up emotions a girl goes that even sounds like commitment $9.99 try when that's all we do is try to Boy: I agreed with you and got through at the beginning of a re­ the guys go running. understand girls. All my life I have in trouble again. How ar<~ we sup­ lationship could be bypassed if Boy: I was only talking about reo courorc been trying to figure them out, but posed to figure that out? We can people would be up-front with each sex, not commitment. rl~f:SSARY l can't. never win. other. Girl: That's the problem. To us Even if the other guys Girl: That's not fair. We're not Girl: We just expect more out This could be the new way to it takes one to have the other. that complicated, we just don't of a relationship. had this "two good" deal, beginarelationship: the guy could That's what is not fair. Guys can feel it should be necessary to ex­ Boy: Ahah. Ahah hah bah. just say, "Look I would really like do whatever they want without you've got to wonder: plain ourselves. If a guy really What do you expect from us? to have sex with you, not because feeling anything. how fresh is it if you cared, he would know what we G1rl: We want a guy who takes I think you're easy or because I Ifa girl were to go out and have can't get it delivered in like and when to do 1L things seriously. don't respect you or because I sex all the t.ime,she'scalled a slut. 30 minutes? Boy: What? How? A guy who calls when he says heard you have a bad reputation. I There's no way around it She Gtrl: He wouldjustknowthat's he'sgoing to call, who will at least just want to have sex with you." would be branded a slut for life. how. 1982 WARRENSVILLE CTR. somcumcs put his girlfriend above The girl could rep! y, "I don't Then the guys who ask her out Boy: So, if l want to achieve hiS dnnkmg buddies. We want a want to have sex with just any­ wouldbejustlookingforonething 381-5555 my desired end, I have to be taken guy who doesn't think romance is body." all the time over by some metaphysical power just a ploy to tum the bed sheets The guy would then reply, Boy: But we already deter­ OFFER EXPIRES APRl. 7. 11191 . OOR DRIVERS CARRY LESS THAN S20. that wiJJ tell me everything to do down "Neither do I. I want you to have maned that guys are going to be LIMITED DEliVERY AREA. for a girl to make her happy. We want a guy who thinks that sex with me." thanking about that all the time Girl: There you go again. Make sex IS an emouonal commitment, The girl would then say, "What anyway. fun of mv feelings. something spcctal and based on I mean is I want to make love, not Girl: You're right, but girls Boy: I'm not making fun of love and mutual understanding tor have sex. I want someone who want mor~. you. I JUSt want to understand each other's feelings. will care about me. Then we can I want more. I want to be treated you. I want to know what girls We want to find a guy who talk about the rest." like I'm special ... no, I want to be expect from a guy. thinks with the head that breathes, If a relationship could start spectal. I want to be loved. The Carroll News, March 14,1991 WORLD VIEW Page 5 Prejudice against Arab-Americans 'newly intensified' Carroll campus not immune to this proble1n, note faculty metnbers

Chtrayath, a professor of sociol- Through these long ·term prob- time his Arab neighbor came by Usa Lagana ogy at John Carroll University, Iems, along with the recent war in home:· the problem of prejudice against the Persian Gulf. prejud1ccs Farrell also noted that there

Prejudice, an evil which has Arabs is two-fold. -.....~ against Arab-Americans have was much negative feedback from .. .. -... ~~ ... ~· endured in SOCieties since the be- He said that the first problem been magnified. the Arab students m regard to the who wants the ouster of ginning of time, is escalating. Not was the general lack of under- This prejudice against Arab- "Hard Luck Cafe" T -shirts which Soviet Presifieut only is this the cac;c for the tradi- standing of the Arab nations. Americans is a problem not only were sold m the bookstore. Gorb~bcv. lional prejudice of wh1te against Amcricans do not understand Arab abroad, but also on the John Carroll Both Chirayath and Farrell u. Eduard Shcvardnadie black or Gentile against Jew. but culture, religion, or border dts- campus. believe that prejudice within the b. Boris Yefts in c. Josef also the newly intensified preju- putes. Dean of Students Joe Farrell John Carroll student body is due Stalin d. Aridrei Gmmyko dice of Americans against Arab- The second problem identified acknowlc:dges the problem of to the student homogeneity. "John Americans. by Chirayath was that Americans prejudice agrunst Arab· Amcric~ms Carroll breeds a fertile ground for 2 Massive clouds of Ethnocentric attitudes, which arc not exposed to Arabs. Arabs on campus. "There have been a prejudice; many students come smoke emanating from are characterized by the belief arc presented to Arnencans only few instances (of prejudice] re- from all-white communities.'' Kuwatt"s buruing that one's own group is superior. as terrorists, and as "always being ported," Farrell said. Farrell said. pooc a !:Cri~ are the underlying cause of prcju- at war." Through television, they One incident that wa...;; men- It is only through education thr~at to the environment()( dice. are depicted as either "evil or tioned was. "a student played 'I'm and exposure to the Arab culture the Miw.:ttc East. According to Dr. Verghese J. dumb." Proud to Be an American' every that prejudice can be stifled. a.otlslick b.dtic~ c.oil wells d. books Campaign finance system threatened with collapse due to decreasing taxpayer input

paled. Senate committee members to that this pool of clean can1paign by KeHhWhHe FEC members have joined abolish the program. fmance resources is adequately CCopynghl1991. USA TODAY/Apple forces with the League of Women "Reform efforts have left us funded ," he said. 4. According to the Part ColleQe lnlonnatlon Network Voters, American Association of with an over-regulated syslcm Wertheimer also challenged American Heafin Ofgani .. Retired Persons and the National wh1ch has accompl ishcd very few. McConnell's analysis that the de ..:ation. by the mid-1990's WASHINGTON -So few Society of Public Accountants to if any. of its goals," he said. clining number of taxpayer-; c<1r an cstio1atcd taxpayers arc earmarking S I on wageapubliceducationc&nprugn "Taxpayer. know all tlu~y need marking their retwns shows pub­ their income tax returns for public to tum that trend around, said to know (about the checkofl)." lic opposition to the plan. financing of presidential cam­ McGarry. said Schatz. "Last year, some 32.5 million paigns that the system will col­ But Sen. Mitch McConnell, R­ "Knowledge, not ignorance. taxpayers checked 'yes,' asignifi· lapse unless it IS overhauled, the Ky., said he believes that the resulted 1n taxpayers l>Clying 'no' cant number of people by any head of the program told Con­ more taxpayers learn about the to public financmg checkoff," measure, given what elc.!ction of­ gress Wednesday. program, and the fact that every Schatz remarked. ficials have stated IS a Jack of Federal Election Commission $1 they earmark is one less dollar However, Fred Wertheimer, pubhc mformation about the Chairman John Warren McGarry spent on programs like educat1on president of Common Cause. checkoff," he said. went to the Senate Rules Commit­ or health, the less they will like 11. callcdthepublicfinancmgsystem (Keah WhitewritesforGannett tee Wcdnesday with three propos­ "They don't like taxpayer fi­ "a historic and crucial step toward News Service.) als to save the fund, which will run nancing when it's explained to restoring pubhc trust and confi­ $3 million shon of what is needed them, in my view," said dence m government and protect­ in 1992 and $100 million short m McConnell. Senator McConnell ing the health of our poliucal sys­ Need a POWER booster 1996. is also one of the leading oppo­ tem." after hitting the books all day'? McGarry suggested that Con­ nents of public financing of con­ Werthoeimer said the fund 's gress increase the checkoff to gressional campaigns. primary problem •s the imbalance POWER PLAY has a great way to $2.50 to compensate for inflation "If they were truly educated Congress created when it allowed recharge your batteries since it was set in 1974. appropri­ about it, it would disappear," he presidential campaign spending to ate funds directly to the program, said. rise with inflation, but capped the or make it an entitlement program, Thomas A. Schatz, senior vice contribution at $1. like welfare or Medicare, that president of Citizens Agamst "We strongly urge Congress to would be able to draw money as Government Waste, also urged the take appropnate steps to provide needed without waiting for appro­ priations from Congress. FRIDAY - MARCH 15, 1991 'The issue is not if the fund Wednesdays Only: will run out of money, but when," ST. PATRICK'S DAY KJCK-OFF PARTY The Best Sub Sandwich In Town .•• Sold by the INCH I he said. Live OJ ~ In the Mall TerrifiC Beer and SHARP'S non-alcoholic Beer specials McGarry said only 19.9 per­ Present your Winter Quarter College J.D. and receive cent of taxpayers eannarked S I 10 Complimentary Game Tokens. for the fund on last year's income ~SUNDAY, MARCH I 7 tax returns. ST. PATS SPECIAL DAY That percentage has dropped -~ every year since 1980, when 28.7 Brunch 10:00 AM - 2:30 PM-$9.95 ea. Cleveland's ONLY percent of all taxpayers partici- THE FESTIVITIES CONTINUE Adult High-tech Gameroom ___4_:o_o_P_M_to_? ____ ~ Atrium Bar • Diner Bar Satellite TV Showroom IXI©OLIJ1DIXI&li~o~ Located in the Pavilion Mall Phone :464-7544 In the Powerhouse at Nautlca the West Bank • 696-7664 Page 6 NEWS The Carroll News, March 14,1991 Series explores STD's Malveaux continued from page 1 by Julie Smith in alcohol consumption, encour­ fronted w1th the problem that black News Editor age. the transmissaon of STDs. women arc an unheard voice in "A lot of the ume, the bottom America. Sexually transmitted diseases line to a person getting STDs is Malveaux also stressed Lhe (STDs) do not discriminate in any alcohol," Chapnick said. importance of know10g Afro­ way,accordingtoSoniaChapnick, Chapnick reviewed the warn­ American History, claiming that R.N., who spoke last Tuesday in ing s1gns of infections, which in­ Lherc is a lack of knowledge in Lhe Wolf & Pot. clude loss of funct1on, fever, America about it, although it is in "These diseases are the most swelling, it.chingorburning. sores. all of our backgrounds. equal opportunity employers you abnormal discharge from sex or­ "Those who don't know their will ever have to deal with," sa1d gans, and abdominal pains. histOry," sheclaimcd, "are doomed Chapnick at the fourth lecture m She advised anyone who has to repeat it" Lhe series Se.x and Consequences. any of these symptoms or has Despite these problems, and which is being sponsored by the reason to believe that they might despite the lack of an officl31 Student Life Office. Chapmck is a have contracted an STD to seek family policy m the United States health educator at Case Western medical auention. which would assist the removal of Reserve University's student More frightening, according t.0 these problems, Malveaux be­ health center. She also works at Chapnick, is the fact that many of lieves that some progress is being Lhe Cleveland Health Educauon Lhese diseases have no outward made. Musewn. symptoms. "It has been slow progress and Chapnick asserted that "the These arc especially dangerous One reason is that Jesuits have tOken progress," she claimed, "but impairment ofgood judgement by because internal damage may be only been instructing female stu­ nonetheless it's been progress that alcohol" aids the spread of STDs. taking place and the victim might Ignatian dents for 40 years in contrast t.O can be mcasurcd ... thc Afro­

When under the influence of al­ not even realize that they are in over 400 years ofeducating young American woman has survived. n cohol, many people lose mhibi­ danger. Series men. Lions, and Lhen do things that they "(STDs] can go away by continued from page 1 Fennessy also pointed out that Support Group would not do in a normal frame of themselves, but they usually ConJempory Thomism and Psy­ LheJesuits are one of few orders of for Gulf Crisis mind, according to Chapnick. don't," said Chapnick. chology and Religion. priests with no second order of Initial Meeting- Chapnick added that times like Chapnick discussed the possi­ In anticipation of the speech, nuns. Murphy Room, Wed. spring break are the times when bilities of long term physical Rev. Peter Fennessy, S.J. pointed The next lecture in the series March 20, 7:30 students become Jess cautious damage if STDs go untreatcd,likc out that "Ignatius and things Je­ will take place on April 18, and p.m. sterility and cancers of the cervix suit" seem very masculine on the will discuss Ignatian discernment no politics, just a place to sexuall y, and she said that these voice your concern atlltudes, along with an increase and the penis. surface. in the American nP.rc:nl'l~ '

1/Jr. 'lJet(qf vtm (:ieneraloj'tfie !Jufeta{~ubCic bff#ernu;mJ, fJ>etroit Consulilte Mo:pc.filB 3:30 j YOUR FIRST STEP TOWARD SUCCESS IS THE ONE YOU COULD TAKE THIS SUMMER. At Army ROTC Camp Challenge, you'll learn what 1t takes to succeed - m college and in life. You'll build self-confidence and develop your leadership potential. Plus you can also qualify to earn an Army Officer's coiTU'TUSSion when you graduate. Army ROTC Camp Challenge. It may be Just what you need to reach the top.

ARMY ROTC THE SMARTEST COWGE ~T~H~E~~~~~~~~--.:Tlv~P=nn~·~c ~~t~o~nR~vi~w is th~ most COURSE YOU CAPI TAKE. PRlNCE'Jl)N : e.ff~ctiv~ LSAT prtp courw off~nd REVIEW _ today. Call now forth~ facts. Contact CPT Steve Holloway in the Military Science Department 360-0100 in the Recplex or call 379-4421 -o/fw- -~--- T------n.-- The Carroll News, March 14,1991 Page7

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Publilc \Velcome from 5 prn to 2 am Friday and 9 am to 7 pm on ~turday admission $1.00 Page 8 CAMPUS LllFE The Carroll News, March 14,1991 Students get chance to st1ow kids college life.

Upon arrival, Ron Oleksiak, program is the best progran1." every table to answer questions end with the brunch on Saturday. by Pat Palleschi director of multicultural affairs, The day will continue with or­ about the University ,according to The Carroll students are welcome The John Carroll Senior Class will g1ve the students a campus ganized events, such as mock Ryan. to continue a friendship with theii and The Office of Multicultural tour. After the tour these students classes geared towards th e~ stu­ Friday night the studentS and new pal, either through writing or Affairs presents a chance to meet will meet up with the Carroll stu­ dents, dinner at MarrioLL and a their Carroll buddies will sleep in calling them. some little friends you wouldn 't dents who have signed up as big production in Kulas Auditorium. the Murphy Room, courtesy of When asked what prompted get to know otherwise. Senior brothers and sisters. Ryan said The classes will be conducted by the Residence Life Office. this idea Ryan explained, "I al­ Class President Mike Ryan has that student interest has been im­ Joe Whelan of the education de­ On Saturday, brunch will be wayslilced theideaofaBig Brother organized a Big Brother Big SIS­ pressive. partmenL The purpose is to show provided for all the students and BigS ister Program and I figured I ter activity March 15- 16. "So far about 35 Carroll sUJ­ what college education is like and their big brothers and sisters from could propose an ex tension to Mr. Thirty students from St. dcnts have signed up," said Ryan. how it can be fun. Carroll, as well as for the parents Oleksiak's program ofhosting city Henry's Junior High School will "We are hoping though that we FacuJty has been invited to of these students. school children to lunch and a arriveFriday,March 15tospenda can get two Carroll studentS to participate in the weekend also. "We hope this program will campus tour. I also fell a need for weekend learrting about and living every one SL Henry's student, to Hopefully there will be a repre­ instill in these studentS the real­ Carroll studentS to interact with a little of college life. keep the kids busy. A structured sentativeofthe faculty and staff at ization that they have power over these Cleveland studentS." their future," said Oleksiak. "I All the costs, except the think it will be agreat opportunity Murphy Room sleep over which 8-Day retreat offers tranquil prayer for both the children and the Car­ is being handled by Residence roll students. " Life, are being covered by The The retrcatantS meditate and by Maria Thomas prayer is maintained throughout Hopefully the weekend will not Multicultural Affairs Office. pray privately, then share what the retreat. In 1948 John Carroll Univer­ they have experienced with their The silence and Individuality sity began offering an eight day directors. Because of the indi­ ofthisretreatmake it highly unique retreat, a retreat unique to most viduality of the retreat, directors among other retreats. It is mod­ universities. Since that time hun­ guide according to the individual eled after the 30-day retreat St. dreds of people have made this needs and progress of the partici­ Ignatius made at Montserrat in significant retreat. pant, not based on the progress of 1522 from which he developed Twice a year Campus Ministry the whole group. the Spiritual Exercises. offers an eight day silent retreat The grounds arc beautiful and The goal of the exercises is to based on the Spiritual Exercises provide an excellent environment develop the "spirit of the person. " of St. Ignatius. This spring it will for many different prayer experi­ The exercises and the eight day be held after finals, May 10-17, at ences. The atmosphere is very retreat are prayer and examination the Jesuit Retreat House in Parma. conducive for reflection and of conscience aimed at disc:over­ Thelgnatianreueatoffers eight rettea&ants are encouraged 10 pray ing God's will and canying it out. days of uninterrupted individual wherever, however and whenever TI1e retreat offers spiritual and prayer; it is a retreat from the !.he they like. personal growth which includes worries and activities of everyday There are also "non-medita­ better understanding of God and life. tive" individual activities for par­ the one's self. A sense of commu­ ticipants. Many retreatants play Retreatantsspend theeightdays nity with fellow retreatants and Students discuss career choices in the service fields at the basketball, walk or run around the reflecting on God, themselves, and relieving peacefulness will hope­ Community Service Career Fair Monday night. Over 50 grounds and neighborhOod, and their relationships with God. Once fully result among the retreatants organizations in the social service industry were repre­ read books from the retreat house a day they meet with their direc­ and casrry on after the retreaL sented in the job fair sponsored by the Student Career tors for guidance. These directors library. Anyone interested in leatming Development Office. usually suggest Bible passages or The whole day does not have to more about the retreat should con­ · p/loco by Marcellus Nealy thoughts for meditation. be spent praying, yet the spirit of tact Campus Ministry.

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Xavi•r University han acade•lc com,..un ity commiued to equal orportunhy (or all penons r t c i ad ri The Carroll News, March 14,1991 FEATURES Page 9 ------~------Amino supplements can What is your ideal occupation? cause more harm than good by Pete Wilson EllcnColeman,M.S.,R.D.,suncs On the average day, a person Staff Reporter "most supplements provide 200 digests thousands of milligrams :-.· "Totalitarian e to 500 milligrams of am1no ac1ds of amino acids. Dictator of the Now that many people are perptll, whileanounccofchickcn With the exception of profcs­ world" working-out in the Ralph Vmce supplies about? ,000 mtlltgrams." sionaJ body builders, those ex pen­ Fitness Center, many weightlifters An athlete also must be mind- sive over-the-counter amino acid arc interested m gammg muscle ful that a dietary supplement of supplemcnLs arc not needed. If Jerry Hrenko mass and becomtng more defined. amino actds costs a lot more than someone really wants to body Sophomore Many precautions have to be fol­ an ounce of chicken. build, he or she should consult a lowed. "There is some concern that doctor. One of those precautions is to the usc of single or unbalanced For protem to develop, a col- eat well-balanced meals-that in- amino acid supplements may in- lecuon of amino actds must come eludes fat. However, protems are terfere wtth theabsorpuon of other together Simultaneously. Pills may the building blocks of muscles. amino acids," Coleman says. ruin this natural process. Protein is nothing more than a "When the body's proponion So, to save some money, one complex strand of amino acids. of amino acids is severly unbal- should get most of one's protein "HotRod According to the March edition of anced, or if an essenual amino from food. Ttus will make a per­ Williams' agent" Bicycling magazine, excess amino acid is missing, the result can be son a lot healthier and wealthier acids are not needed to build a negauve nitrogen balance with in the long run. Dave Millor muscle mass. loss of protein from the body." However, many prccauuons Sophomore Almost everyone gets enough According to Bicycltng maga- have to be taken. Most impor­ amino acids in everyday foods. zine, excessive amino acid tantly,eat well-balanced, protein­ Any excess aminos are burned supplements can lead to dehydra- enriched meals that include fal. inefficiently as a fuel for the body uon, calciUm loss, and even liver Remember, protems are the or turned into fat, not muscle. and kidney damage." building blocks of our muscles Study abroad provides opportunity for cultural enrichmerat by Sarah Stehle professional fields who were not Council in International Educa­ Chris Hirsch Staff Reporter able to afford the time for a se­ tional Exc:hange: Australia, Bra­ (Skye} zil , Cosw R1ca, Czechoslovakia, mester or a year of stud y abroad Freshman Although the summer months dunng undergraduate MUU}. Domm1can Republic, Hung:.H), are usually a time for rccuperat.ion Study abroad is also offered Indonesia Poland, Spain, Thai­ from classes, some students must during the regular semesters of land, U.S.S.R and V1etnam. take summer classes to fulfill the academic year. The following The opportunity awaits those graduation requirements. cooperative centers for study interested in experiencing life and But instead of taking summer abroad arc administered by the educauon outside the U.S. school at John Carroll Umversny or at a hometown college, there are many opponun1ues to finish "Mrs. --.,-- those requirements 1n other countries. WHAT CHinA Laura Napol~ The Council in lnternationaJ Sophomor~ Educational Exchange is one of the professionaJ organtzations in the field of study abroad. nEEDS ISA FEW There are currently summer study programs in China, France and the U.S.S.R. These summer MOREPmPLE. programs, which have no language If you're a college graduate, or are about to prerequisites and last from 6 to 8 become one, WorldTeach invites you to join our weeks, serve many functions. growing population of volunteer English teachers "Anlieuser-BuschJs Most importantly. they are an in China. No teaching experience or knowledge of guinea pig" introduction to a foriegn culture. Chinese is required. One is exposed to a different lan­ You make a one year commitment. The school pro­ guage, fashion, media and overall ~- .,,;~;'..~..-.i l1-(Uf.Robinso.rt~ . . . ~~:~,*f'. vides housing and a modest salary while you teach. .:r;i'!· Senior . lifestyle that differs greatly from The fee for 1989 (including airfar-e, health insur­ r that to which one is accustomed. ance, training and support) is $2865. Student loans It is an experimental means of can be deferred while you teach. mtroducing students, as well as Volunteers leave for China in August. The apeli­ faculty and administrators, to study cation deadline is March 30. After that, space will abroad. An opportunity to begin be available on a first-rome, first-st~rved basis. the study of a foreign language For more information about this or any of our can be exciting and beneficial in programs in Africa, call (617) 495-5527. Or write us furthering one's knowledge of at: WorldTeach, Phillips Brooks House, Harvard another culture by enabling one to University, Cambridge, MA 02138. communicate with members of that culture. Refresher programs for people who desire to improve their foreign @)WORLDTEACH language skills arc also available. A year that will las~ )'OU the rest ()f your life. Also, study abroad provides a unique opportunity for students in Page 10 ENTERTAINMENT The Carroll News, March 14,1991 The Crucible is more than witch burning

begins to accuse ol.hers of being witches. thing that was very real, by Peter Cooney nus, in tum, sets off l.he famous series of and in some respects, Staff Reporter uials, in which many innocent citizens of very unbelievable, be­ Salem were accused and sentenced todeal.h. cause of l.he scope of This weekend a classic of l.he modem The historical basis of this play makes what happened. This stage comes to John Carroll University the story it tells that much more tmercsting. play remarks that, de­ wil.h the opening of Arthur Miller's The AJI of the characters in the play actually spite examples like Crucible. existed, and events are re­ these, we still make a Miller, an American play­ played wil.h great accuracy. lot of the same mistakes wright famous for marrying To add to the play's realism, a today; we still allow Marilyn Monroe, wrote the lot of the dialogue in l.he play fearstolashoutbecause play in 1956. The show did was taken from the actual ol.hers are different, or poorly during its first Broad­ transcripts of l.he uials and make different choices, way run. However, it was ol.hcr historical records. All or make mistakes that revived several years later ,!.his of thts leads to a chillingly we can't admit we time wil.h Miller working on accurate picture of 17th cen­ make. People are more the project. During this sec­ tury Salem. peaceful with them­ ond production, Miller make Miller mtcrtwines wil.h l.his selves If they realize several changes in l.he show,IIJ!IIIJJJI~~ tragic story the personal they're fallible, that including the addition of a struggle ofan individual,John they can make mis- ~======::::::::::: scene. The second run became Proctor, against what he sees takes." known as one of Miller's best. as madness and superstition. When asked why he The story of this well-writ­ Through Proctor's struggle, selected th~showfurL------~ ten play centers around l.he the audience is given insight into the JCU, Beck said that "he had always loved like to give as many people as possible on actual events of l.he Salem Witch uials in workings of fear and guilt in the commu­ the show, but had always shied away be­ (and behind) stage exposure to what "real" 1692. In l.his drama, a series of sicknesses nity, and how that can reach back and affect cause of its complexity." theatre feels like, how a well-organized and misfortunes are blamed upon acts of the individual and his or her values. He also cited the large and well-bal­ theatre runs." "witchcraft" done by Abigail Williams, Jim Beck, l.he JCU faculty director of anced cast, consisting of 10 men and l 0 The Crucible will be performed March niece of the local preacher, Reverend Paris, The Crucible, also feels that the play says a women. Most of these roles play an impor­ 15, 16, 22,23 at 8 p.m. in Kulas Audito­ and the preacher's foreign slave, Tituba. lot about "l.he causes of events." tant part, thus giving many people a good rium. Tickets are available $5 at the door To avoid being killed as a witch, Abigail "The events of this play represent some- opportunity for learning to act onstage. "1 and $3 in advance. Call397-4428 to reserve seats. "Wait a minute! You mean I can cont te o ting buzzes in concert John carroll and it won't cost me anything. What's the catch?" by Julian Sevillano out l.his week. Asst. Entertainment Editor Eventually, Sting came out to deafening cheers with his three­ There ain't none••• Sting is currently electrifying piece band, which did not tnclude John Carroll University is calling on its srudents, alumni and friends to participate in venues throughout the country. In Branford MarsaliS but did include his coast to coast Soul Cages tour, Kenny Kirkland on keyboards. our Tel-A-Fund program, a fund raising effon which could provide $500,000 for the Sting is accompanied by Concrete He started out with "AJI this University in the next three years and cost you nothing. Blonde and a bizarre individual Time," the first release off of the IMPORT ANT FACTS: by the name of Vinx. Soul Cages album. He then pro­ • The Tel-A -Fllnd Program was created, developed, andfinanced by a group I recently had the opportuntly ceeded to play more of his new of Ohio Parents (two of whom are John Carroll Graduates). This is a program to catch this show at the Centrum album,endinp. wilh•.bP titleJrac\: in Worcester, Massachusetts. Halfwaylt developed by and for parents and busi- ., US Sprint .. Concrete Blonde began promptly asked Lhe au· ness people just like you. M ~ ~ ~ ~ o,, 11 at 7:30p.m. Due to my tardiness, and perform• .m \,INlVl.S " • When you subscribe ... John J · ·~------.- N I missedhalfoftheirperformance. continued wi Carroll will receive a donation from US F 0 The second half, however, was sics as "Mess • Sprint® equal to 3.9¢ of every dollar of oPTIC NeTwORK very good. Their performance of "King of Pair your monthly residential long distance ,..eeR "Tomorrow Wendy" left the few. crowd spellbound and produced In betwee phone bill at no cost to you. the strongest ovation. formedacovt •. • If your business also subscribes... the University will receive another Afterwards, Sung waltzed on byJimmyHet donation equal to 5.2¢ of every dollar of you business' long distance phone bill at no stage with Vinx,abongo-carrymg, a beautiful JX-.-.-.... - --..--.. cost to your business. Living Colour-like musician and Englishman •• • • Tel-A-Fund panicipants incur no costs and may even save money. US introduced him with a disclaimer. If there haj He told the crowd that he was not Sprint is a first-rate phone company known for high quality and very competitive responsible for anything Vinx out a song I prices. Even the changeover fee of $5.00, charged for switching from your current might do on stage. Sting met Vinx much. phone company to Sprint will be paid for by Sprint after your third month as a at a Los Angeles bar and heard All in all, customer via a voucher to you. him perform. He later asked him even for tho to come on tour with him. arc not great Vinx is across between a stand­ from his shows m Miami and TO SIGN UP FOR THE JOHN CARROLL UNIVERSITY TEL-A-FUND up comedian and an African mu­ Washington, D.C., indicate that PROGRAM TODAY, CONTACT THE ALUMNI OFFICE AT 397-4322. sician. He is blessed with a pow­ he concentrated more on Police erful voice and a great sense of material in those shows than on P.S. Before you say ''no" or "I don't have time to bother", think humor. His jokes delighted the his solo work. •! •FUND'" of the good y~u can do for your school. Try us for 90 days. You crowd, and his music left them Sting will bring his show to 1\ won't regret tt! speechless. Vinx's album, pro­ Cleveland tomorrow night at TEL duced by Sting himself, comes Public Hall. The Carroll News, March 14,1991 ENTERTAINM ENT Page 11 The Divinyls are ·in touch· with themselves

tom black stockings singing songslike"Plcasure& Pain" by Philip Budnick and "Desperate." Entertainment Editor The problem with the Divinyls' commercial success is that they are too direct; dare I say too shocking. The video "Bless my soul, it's rock-n-roll," sings Chnstina for "I Touch Myself' was recently banned in Australia, Amphlett, lead singer for the Australian duo Divinyls on and they were featured in a recent Entertainment Weekly their new self-titled album. As Amphleu belts out the article on sex in videos. The one reason why I like the lyrical theme to tilts album, guitarist Mark McEntee plays Divinyls ts that they are so blatant, both lyrically and the relentless guitar theme. Divinyls is a rock-n-roll al­ musically. For example, the ftrSt hnc 10 " I Touch bum; even more so, it is a refreshing rock-n-roll album. Mysctr' is Amphlett smging, " I love myself/1 want you Ever since their first U.S. release in 1983, Desperate, to love me." That 1s beauuful, but tt hao; hmdcred the the band has always been on the brink of mayhem. With Dtvmyls' success. Amphleu's sexual and perverse lyrics added to her dts­ The song, however, is enjoying increasing soccess, tinctive-sultry"Ktm Carnes-like" voice, the songs come perhaps due to the fact that radio audiences and program­ across as rebellious, fun, and rivoting. McEntee's guitar mers arc less conscrvauvc and are wilhng to play songs adds to the throbbing rhythms and makes the songs wrap that are not JUSt suggcsllvc, but dtrect. Take for example around Amphlett's passionate and sexual lyrics. the recent success of Madonna's "Jusufy My I ove," and Ifo ne is not familiar with Divinyls' music, one just has Bel Biv De Voc's "Do Me." This "libernhsm" should to view the band's latest video for the single "I Touch lend the Dtvinyls the1r first hit smgle. Myself." Actually, just reading the title to the song will Back in the early '80s, in the pinnacle or the "new give you a preuy general idea of what the Divinyls are wave" invas1on With bands hke Flock of Seagulls, Men about: sex and rock-n-roll. W1lhout Hats, Howard Jones, etc., the D1vmyls came The emphasis is on the music but one cannot help but along with the Austral ian influx with such other bands as: notice Amphlett's exuding sensuality and seductiveness. INXS, Men At Work, and Midnight 011. However, the Divinyls' point is clear and it is reflected in Somewhere along the way the Divinyls were forgot­ Titillating Christina Amphlett and Mark the song "Bless My Soul It's Rock-n-Roll," with lyrics ten. They were too hard for Top 40 radJO, too mellow for McEntee are the Divinyls. ·pbo

while it keeps in touch with ftrst song on the album, is a funky. Eddie Harsh's keyboards help "Don't Mistake Ktndncss for by Mike Heltzel Collins Texas blues roots. The upbeat track in which Collins rips Collins travel past his guitar frets Weakness," "Put the Shoe on the Staff Reporter album contains nine new songs through the guitar strings wtth the with incredtble speed, disrcgard­ Other Foot," "I'm Beg1nnmg to wriucn or co-written by hts wife, ferocity of a Chicago blinard. mg any hm1ts along the way. Wonder," "Head Rag," "The Gwen. Debbie Jameson and Vicki Other songs on the album arc Halk," and "Blues for Gabe." Blues guitarist Albert Collins The Uptown Horns back Loveland, backing vocalists, plead released his latestalbum,/ceman, Collins and his band, The Ice for Mr. Collins not to play so loud. on March 5. Charisma Records Breakers, with alto, baritone, and Bassist Johnny B. Gayden, threw a special album release tenor saxophones as well as Collins' stdeman for years, pro­ party at legendary blues guitarist trumpet and trombone. vides a funky bass line while Buddy Guy's Legendary Blues The title song, "Iceman," is a drummer Soko Richardson keeps Bar in Chicago on March 4 to straight-forward hot track in which the beat fast and steady. celebrate the occasion. Collins' solid guitar work is con­ "Travelling South" is a funky Albert Collins is nicknamed sistent with his "icy" image of track in whtch Collins is trying to "Iceman" for his icy-hot style of piercing blues notes and electri­ get home (to Texas) or trying to blues, spanning 30 years. This fying chords. reach his Texas blues roots. original style of his "cool sound" "Mr. Collins, Mr. Collins," the A progressive bass line and is so hot his audience is often left Primaries on March in awe. 18 & 19. General Elections on March 25 & 26. Collins' high-energy blues made it possible for him to tour with such rock and roll bands as There will be no SU meeting next week due to Canned Heat, The J. Geils Band, the lnagural Dinner Tuesday night. Janis Joplin, and Jami Hendrix Double Your Fun (who idolized Collins) during the On St. Patrick's Day NIORS: 60's and 70's. • St. Patty's Day Party Tonight! Collins started out playing the Saturday and Sunday Texan honky-tonk circuits with Open at 11 a.m. serving 9 - 11 pm at Cafe Rock the likes of T-Bone Walker, Com Beef and Cabbage • Sponsoring B1g Brothers Big Sister Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown, Boiled Irish Potatoes & Soda Bread Program This weekend and Johnny "Gui:ar" Watson. Frid Iceman, produced by J im DJ's '-''-'Juu•u•J:;:. lt::'~,t::'~uMAN: Gaines and Albert Collins, is a • One day 'till St. Pat's Day Dance fresh alternative to the conven­ tional three-chord blues album, March 16 $L per person, $3 per couple. Page 12 PROFILES The Carroll News, March 14, 1991 Bernet holds special place on JCU campus presentlocation. hassle." her to gain confidence in herself. by Meghan Gourtey "My grandfather The Bernet family "I really wanted to prove to Most students are now plan­ felt the students bus~ness was origi- myself that I could do it," said ning trips to Ft. Lauderdale or should have a bigger nally staned by Bernet. Palm Beach for Sprmg break. But campus. and since it Bernet's father after Bernet is an English major who not every college student longs to was during the De- his retirement when looks forward to graduation this ba~ in the rays of the Florida sun. pression, tlrey didn't the family move~ to May. She plans to "take a break" StudemslikeAnnaMaria(Mia) have the money to Florida. He opened next year and return the following Bernet who grew up fighting move il. So my two hotels and then year to earn her master's degree m sunburn from those rays would grandfather helped opened retail fash10n elementary education. rather coast the slopes of Aspen, through his dona- sLOr"s to keep h1m "I d really hke to st.ay 10 Cleve­ Colorado. tions," o;aid Bernet. busy in his"frcetime.'' land and work here," said Bernet. Bernet s parents hved in John Bernet died Bernl t found her She thinks Cleveland is a "neat" Cleveland untJI 1967, and upon in 1935 before the father's rllncss, fol- ro .vn because it is more traditional the arrival of thctr daughter the complction of the new lowed by his dcath,to and famtly-onentcd compared to following year, they moved to campus. Bernet Hall be the most drfficuJt Flonda. Village of Golf, Florida. She was was named in time to be away from "To be hone!>L, !like tlte Mid­ nicknamed "Mia" after Miami In· memory of his conlri- home. west atutude compared to the fast ternational Airport during her butions. "It was hard to go paced 'nouveau nchc attitude in Mia Bernet enjoys "small university" atmosphere. family 's move from Cleveland to "lneverevcncon- ·pbotobJ LaataVaacaytt home so much, and Florida," Bernet sard. "I love Miami sidered applying to '------' my father felt my Cleveland weather. I love snow.l But theBernet historym Cleve­ John Carroll," said Bernet. After I'd lcnow everybody's face," said place was here," Bernet said. "He live for it!" land does not stop there. It began grctduaung from high school , she Bernet. understood." Bernet chuckles when asked of on the West Side of Cleveland auended Skidmore College in New Having much ofher family here Bernet is a resident assistant in her plans. She hopes to someday ,..... durmg the Depression when John York for a year. Her sister Molly provided a "support system" for Murphy Hall and enjoys the posi­ open an inexpensive bar and res­ Carroll University was sull part of graduated from Carroll in 1988 her. At the same time she was able Lion very much. taurant close to JCU where stu­ St Ignatius CoiJcge. Bernet's and now resrdes in Cleveland. to gain independence by being so "I wanted to offer my rnputand dents can go to "relax, have a great grandfather, JohnJ. Bernet, Bernet sa.rd she visited her often far from home. experience to others, and being an pitcher of beer and a hamburger was an active member of the and admired John Carroll, and in ''1 can't just hop in a car and RA has reaUy helped me to do and fries." Carroll Community. Bernet said 1988, she transferred here. drivehomewheneverlwant,"said that," Bernet said. Though she Where does she see herself in her grandfather was "instrumen­ "I really liked the thought of Bernet. "It's morelilcehoppingon says it is a true test of patience at 40 years? Bernet smiles. "Prob­ tal" 10 moving the University to its going to a small university where a plane, and that can become a times, this experience has helped ably retired and living in Florida." c 0 M E D I A N s

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Saturday, March 16 "Make Your Own Cassette Recording" 8:30 in Wolf-n-Pot The Carroll News, March 14, 1991 .PROFILES Page 13 JCU student finds strength in family·s love by Denise Haver at having "missed out" on grow­ dwelled on what will happen." ing as a person. Both Barbara's and Michael's She graduated from highschool Ross' ani tude about her major parents offered them a place to wilh honors. She earned a few and her desire to write and teach hve, and her father shocked her by scholarships, butslill needed scme reflects her need to help others. paymg for a church wedding w1th loans for tuition to John CarroU. She hopes that her writing will 200 guest<; She expected to wear She packed her bags, said goodbye someday "make life a little easier a s1mple suit to a small chapel to her parents and left home for for others," and believes that wedding instead of a formal gown. college. readmg about other people makes Sharing pictures of the ceremony. I As a freshman she lived on in r one "appreciate life a lot more and she sn,iles. Murphy Hall. Her cheerful per­ apprec1ate what you have. "God certainly wasn't punish­ sonality and winning smilcquicldy "We're here to learn from each ing us," sa1d Ross. gained her many friends. Shecried other, to make life better for each When the couple first found a little, laughed a lot, and pulled other; said Ross. out that Barbara was pregnant, the usuaJ freshman pranks. Ross is somewhat ambivalent they decided immediately to get Sophomore year brought new about going to school because she mamcd and keep the baby. The friends, a sorority, mononucleo­ feels strongly about staying home ideaofhavinganabortion flashed sis and love. She had fun times w1th Alexander. "I know that even through Ross' mind. only because chasin her new man up and down when I get my degree I'm not it is such a social issue today. "I the halls, playing jokes. Their going to work." She refuses to thought 'That would take care of friends told Lhem Lhey were made leave Alexander in day-care, and everything."' But she knows she Ross IS most bothered now by the future m part because of how for each other, and Lhcy were more is also adamant about having an­ would have rcgrened it. "I would the fact that she is notcontnbuung she feels about her mamage. than happy to agree. other child soon. have never been able to face to thr fam ily income. She knows "Our relat1onship makes it Their romance grew stronger "I've had to start things much Michael again. I could never have that the1r financ~al satuation wor­ cas1er to be happy w1th what we that summer and into her junior earlier than I had planned," said anotht~r baby, knowing that 'there ries Michael, and rccogni1es all have," sa1d Ross. year. She found a new roommate Ross, "but I still want to have my was one, one time.'" the sacrifices he has to make. He Hereyestwinklewhcnshetalks and decided on a major. And then kids close together. I want them to Barbara's and Michael's lives had been scheduled to graduate about her hUliband and Lhe love life Lhrew her a twist, turning this be friends." have changed dramatically. They last May, but feels greater pres­ they share. taleofaralhertypicaiJohnCarroll Ross said it is easier for her to arc faced with daily strains and sure to provadc for his family. "He's good for me, he's good co-ed into Lhe story of Barbara accept her situation because she frustntuons, yet they are happy. Regardless of the finances, lome, we'regood together,"Ross Olszko Ross. never established any specific "I'm in love, I have a family. Michael insasts that Barbara stay said. In October of her junior year, goals for her future. "l had just Th1s IS everyone's dream,"' sa•d home w1Lh Alexander. For now, that seems to be Ross learned she was pregnant. started getting my teeth into Ross. Ross remams opumistic about enough. She and her boyfriend, Michael thmgs," said Ross. Ross, married on December 30 Ross tried to deal with all the 1989, and moved in w1Lh her ha c.s ' w in ·"....._---.....~~~~~ methel after a one-night honey­ "I felt we had to make do with moon. Ross continued to auend what we had, yet I d1dn 't want classes during the Spring semes­ people to think 1 had wanted this , ,'.Hassle -Free ter and on June 21, 1990, AJex­ to happen." ander Michael Ross was born. What might have seemed am­ Ross's world has changed from bivalent acceptance to others, days filled with tests and papers however, Ross describes as and late night parties to days strength. Checking:' packed full of diapers, pacifiers "There are a lot more terrible and late night feedings. things I could have done or been," Free Checking Tl1at's Tn1ly Free. While she fills her days differ­ said Ross. "But I do feel like I've ently now, becoming a mother was done something wrong." not the dramatic rite of passage Ross has attributed much of • No monthly service charge. she expected it to be. "You wait her strength to her husband • No minimum monthly balance for it for so long, and think there's Michael's support. requirement. going to be a big change, a big "When I was doubting myself. • No monthly per check charge. snap," she said. "But there's not" he was there for me. Our rela­ Ross no longer considers her­ tionship was strong," Ross said. ·Unlimited check writing. self a John Carroll student, al­ "I felt like I let him down, but he • Free ATM (automated teller machine) though she is taking classes to didn'tletmethinkthat Healways card with no charge for Green Machine" finish her English degree. "It's toldmethatwewereinittogether." ATM transactions. notyourworldanymore,"shesaid. "My life has required that I be She feels distanced from old strong. Given what I have been • Your canceled·checks returned to you. friends because she does not know through, I think I turned out all • Acomplete, detailed monthly statement. what is going on in their lives. right IreaUyam proud of myself," • Only $50 to open an account. ( Ross also feels "further along Ross said, as she wiped a tear from • FDIC insured. 10 the process" oflife because the her cheek. changes she has been through have However, Ross feels that she ·No-fee utility bill payments. forced her to grow to the point disappointed her mother, shatter­ ·Limited time offer-200 free checks. where she feels she has a "new ing her dreams for her only daugh­ Stop in or call us today. little edge" over her friends. ter. ''You'll never know how hor­ "When people ask me how old ri fled I was to spit out those word<;," I am," she said, "I stop and thmk Ross said through tears. "I think 'Oh my God-I am only 21."' this is the worst thmg that could Ross said that the academ1c have happened to her." aspect of college was never the Ross admits that her fam1ly's T1311S01110 most important to her. She is glad react1on was not what she ex­ now that she did not always put pected. She is still amazed by her SAVIP«:;SBANK her studies first because she knows family'ssupport "Nooncdwellcd What banking should be.' she would be depressed and angry on what had happened. Everyone Page 14 SPORTS The Carroll News, March 14, 1991 Baseball team looking for improvement in 1991 help thtngs either. The fielding at The key to our whole Sl!asOn could Offensively, one bat that John sively this year, with hopes of by Tim Horan umes was great, as the 1990 be how well Rich Sack develops Carroll hopes will make more improving on his solid .336 bat­ Stoff Reporter Streaks set a school record in as a closer." noise this year is that of senior ting average of a year ago, whlle The John Carroll University double plays with 30. But the Sack, who throws a knuckleball captam Pat O'Leary. Although contmumg to be a base stealing baseball team struggled in its first Streaks also came within two er­ tn addllion to his 80 mile per hour 0 'Leary. the starting second threat. Slatniske has been caught season of play as a member of the rors of setting the standard in that fac;tball, says he is up to the task. baseman, was the team leader with stealing JUSt one ume m 15 at­ Ohio Athleuc Conference last category as well. "As long a<> my arm holds up, I 19 runs batted in last season, his tempL'> in his career. year. posung an 11-20-1 record. To remedy both of these weak­ think I can do the job," Sack said. .269 batting average was below The Blue Streaks will open at But some key changes this winter nesses. Schweickert has taken "I'mjustgomg to go out there and his career average of .324. home on Saturday, March 16, have Blue Streaks ready to take things into his own hand<>. He is in do the best I can." Senior John Slatniske will also agamst Oberlin at 1 p.m ., weather another whack at the OAC. the process of restructuring his As far a<> the rest of the pitching be looked on to produce offen- permitting. According to 17-year head infield, which will bring new faces 1s concerned, sentor Mark Nesky - coach Jerry Schweickert, a sue at first base, shortstop, and third will be looked on to continue his Carroll in running for cessful 1991 campaign will be base, bu, more importantly, leadership as the ace starter this contingent on a number offactors Schweickert has made an impor­ year, a<; he recorded the lowest Division I hoop transfer "We must play with more in­ tant addition to his pitching staff. ERA (3.79) while tying for the tensity this year, with an emphasis In addition to his regular catching most victories (3) on the J CU staff. Beauford then played pan of this on pitching and defense," Schwe­ duties, senior Rich Sack will be Rounding out the pitching staff by David Coldwell pac;t season at Detroit, and was ickert said. "We also expect some the Streaks' new closer. will be returning starters senior Sports Editor removed from the team in January bats to wake up this sea<>on as "As lousy as we hit last sea­ Mark Crooks and junior Steve after he had a conflict with head well." son) we were still in almost every Gleydura, and relief pitchers se­ If all goes we ll, John Carroll's coach Ricky Byrdsong. If The team finished eighth in the game," Schweickert. "We were ntor Mike Case, sophomore Brian basketball fonuncs could reach Beauford were to transfer to yet OAC last season. partly due to a only blown out of a couple of Mudry, and sophomore Joe new he1ghts next season, m more another Division I school, he team earned ru n average of 5.69, games. We blew a lot of games Wieleba, who led the Learn m saves ways than one. Seven-foot cemer would lose another year of eligi­ but inconsistent fielding did not late. We're looking for a closer. as a freshman with three. John Beauford, who has played at bility under NCAA rules. Ohio University and the Univer­ Beauford's onl y option in terms by SObway and ask for your FREE American flag sity of Detroit, was on the Carroll of playmg college basketball is in f~1 pin. No.purchase necessary. While $Upplies last. campus last week, and may Division II or III. transfer to JCU. According to JCU head coach The obvious question is why Tim Baab, some Division II ~~b~~y'sGo the ""'"""" """-1 ... _.._ ... :_ .... _ ...... J .:_ n -...... 1'.... -..J 1 IJi dJC! U I U U \.

DAVID CALDWELL, SPORTS EDITOR: Oklahoma State, _/2U/2J2.Y.C10g_ Indiana, Ohio State, UNL V. Champion: UNL V JULIE EVANS, ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR: Syracuse, six~~~ $1.69 Pittsburgh, Connecticut, and Utah. Champion: Pittsburgh TIM HORAN, STAFF REPORTER: Villanova,Arkansas,Duke, Seton Hall. Champion: Seton Hall

MIKE STEIN, SPORTS EDITOR: Oklahoma State, Arkansas, Duke, UNL V. Champion: UNL V

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by Mike Stein Conference champion, a four-time Sports Editor NCIT ch ~unpion, and a three-time Division II1 champion. He also Tony DeCarlo, the man who has three of the top ten highest was responsible for starting the winning percentage seasons in John Carroll University wrestling CarroU history. program, and Jim Weir, a two­ DeCarlo retired as Carroll time Carroll All-American and wrestling coach in 1987 to be­ \ Carroll's all-time winningest come the Blue Streaks' head foot­ wrestler, were inducted into the ball coach and athletic director. 1 Division III Wrestling Hall of Although he was extremely suc­ Fame on Feb. 28. cessful in wrestling, DeCarlo does DeCarlo, who is currently not entertain thoughts of going Carroll's head football coach and back to the spon. athletic director, started the Carroll "I don't miss the emotional program in 1964. strain," DeCarlo said. "I did it for "Its nice· to be inducted by a lot 25 years, seven days a week in of my peers," DeCarlo said. "Its wrestling. I love the sport, I love nice to be inducted with one of my DeCarlo as wrestling coach what it did for me." former athletes." -pboco """""">'of JCU Alhletic tleportmem Tim Horan also contributed to DeCarlo's flrst team finished this (I]' tiele. 2-7 in dual meets. Over the next Weir was one of two Division 22 years, DeCarlo's teams won All-Americans coached by JOm~ &: CAROL TERESA TUJAKA 213 dual meets, 21 conference DeCarlo, in 1976 and 1978. His I \vOt~E 1HCSC IVHn£ titles, 13 National Catholic Invita­ career record of 98-10-1, a .904 .5c()(S .ALL lAST SlJ.f~ l,ot~R.f ARE ~£Y(I tional Tournament Champion­ winning percentage, still ranks as .... ships, and, in 1975, the NCAA Carroll's career best. Weir was a Division Ill Championship. three-time Presidents' Athletic

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