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Issue 710 UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI- ST. LOUIS October 28, 1991 Student's UN Da Wins Award Financial Aid Update by Max Montgomery news editor Offic~ Accused of Possible Wrongdoings UM-St. Louis senior Peter by Thomas J. Kovach McCarthy has won $500 for his essay editor "They are absolutely rude in there. They titled "United Nations Day-A World and Russell Korando Holiday." of the Current staff take the attitude like they will wait on us The 1,200 word essay, that was when they damn well fee/like it. Theyact· published in the Post Dispatch, was Prompted by allegations that as it they control the students' world." judged by faculty from the English' money was given to Financial Aid Department, the Political Science employees to speed up the applica -Chris Clark, UMSL senior Department and the Western Histori tion process, the Department of cal Manuscript Collection at UM-St Education has been notified about the Current there is "some question National Association of Student Fi Louis. Peter McCarthy Dorothy Schneider complaints in the UM-St. Louis into emergency loans." He did not nancial Aid Administrators. Their The essay contest was endowed Chancellor's Residence, to congratu of world problems and that the prob Financial Aid Office. The depart know if his office has any jurisdiction findings say to run an efficient fi by Dorothy Schneider, fanner Red late McCarthy. lems can most effectively be solved ment was notified, Wednesday, af over emergency loans. nancial aid office, a department Cross worker, college instructor of McCarthy said he is honored to through communal efforts by the UN," ter one Financial Aid employee told The report comes two days after needs one advisor for every 500 English in San Diego, Calif. and au have been chosen the winner and he McCarthy said. campus police about the problems. the Financial Aid Office posted a students. thor of the UM Resolution to create hopes his essay will help further the McCarthy is a resident of Des UM-S1. Louis Police ChiefJohn notice saying that due to clerical va Of the 15,620 students enrolled United Nations Day. Schneider was United Nations Day cause that was Peres, Mo., and will be the fifth child Pickens said there have been allega cancies, hours were reduced. Univer at UM -S 1. Louis, 65 percent receive on hand Thursday at the reception started by Schneider. in his family to graduate from UM-S t. tions that some employees were sity Spokesperson Bob Samples said some kind of financial aid. Fowler honoring United Nations Day at the "It could help heighten awareness Louis. given "a nominal fee" to speed up the Financial Aid Office has three said that the nine employees at UM financial aid application papers . fewer employees, but "the university St. Louis' financial aid department But he said no official investigation is not requesting an investigation. I worked overtime most every day, Bachelorette Number One . .. is underway and no charges have can't discuss the specifics of person and have to werk harder than they been med. Pickens was not specific nel matters." expect when they are first hired. about the complaints and the report Financial Aid Director Pamela Fowler admits some employ is not on file . Fowler said her department has been ees are not thoroughly trained. Fred Kinney, a federal agent in "traditionally under the. gun." the Deparuncnt of Education, told Fowler cited a report from the See AID, page 4 Parking Problems Causes Dispute
by Michelle McMurray Garage C. The victim claims there were plenty of avai l associate news editor able parking spaces on that level of the garage, said Captain James Smalley of the UM-St. Louis Police. A UM-St. Louis student was allegedly assaulted over Police said the victim was bruised but not seriously a parking spotlast Wednesday according to the University injured. A witness; Erin Casey, 19, said that on Monday Police. the woman said to Eidson she should be scared for taking Jenny Eidson, 20, was allegedly shoved and punched her parking space. The alleged attacker could nor be in the arm after she was accused of taking a parking space reached for comment. from another woman. The woman allegedly got out of her "Parking is stiU a problem. Students are still parking car and assaulted Eidson. on the grass and on the roadways in front of Benton and "We were walking down the stairs to go to class and Stadler Hall. Mondays and Wednesdays are really bad," the woman stopped her car on the ramp, chased me down Smalley said. "There is still plenty ofparlcing in Garage H the stairs and attacked me," said Eidson. by the General Services Building on the second and third Photo: Nicole Menke The two women had an altercation the previous Monday level, Lot K by the Metro Link and West Drive by the WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE? The UM-St. Louis Associated Black Collegians at the same place over a parking spot, police said. Mark Twain Building on Tuesdays and Thursdays," sponsored The Dating Game, Wednesday, for UMSL students. The incident happened on the second level of Parking Smalley added. Excitement Builds As· Forensics/Debate Team Excels by Man Forsythe UM-St. L(lUis recently hosted the selves with thejudging taking place at The engineers of this success story especially proud of OUT finish given The crowning achiever on the Current news reporter Gateway Forensics Tournament with UM-St Louis in order to prepare. include a few seasoned veterans of that two-thirds of our team is new," tearn is Kristi Ockuly who has won the largest turnout ever: 52 ·schools UM-St. Louis will host the Na the tearn and a surprising number of Jensen said. three first-place honors and qualified Talk to Scott Jensen, director of competed and 600 people attended. tional Individual Event Tournament very talented novices. Two weekends Part of this new lineup includes for Nationals. the UM-St Louis Forensics and De National champions from all as in April. Jensen said this event will ago, competing against such schools Jerrie Haze and Laura Booth. Haze The president of the team, Gina bate Team, and you will defmitely peets of debate were present, and the top the Gateway Tournament in the as the University of Alabama, the has excelled in the area of exem Adamo, praised their success and at pick up the excitement and energy of event was the third-largest of its kind number of schools and students at University of Florida and the Univer plarity(?) speaking which is where titude. "I am really excited about this the season. Jensen has a good reason in the nation. Jensen said UM-St tending. He expects anywhere from sity of Mississippi, UM-St. Louis competitors are given one half-hour year's team. Everyone has been to be elated. Louis' long tradition of excellence 150-200 schools to attend and as many placed fourth with a team of 12, eight to prepare a speech on a current issue. working hard and it has paid off," Out of the last four tournaments, and the university's central location as 700 students competing. These of whom were fIrst-time members of Booth has won awards with her Adamo said. "We've had a very suc UM-St. Louis has captured four are two reasons tournaments here are numbers attest to the fact that UM -S t the tearn. infonnative speech concerning a spe cessful start and we are looking for championships and 17 top-six successful. Students from other col Louis is rapidly building its prestige "I felt like we did extremely well cies survival plan and international ward to a good year overall." placings. leges also want to familiarize them- in the area of Forensics and Debate. under any circumstances, but I am zoo. Campus Crime KWMU Succeeds In Fund Drive
Cars Stolen On Campus by Max Montgomery news editor by Michelle McMurray In 1990, there were four cars sto associate news editor "Anyone who is len. Smalley said some thefts can be KWMU {90.7 FM) has just prevented if students are careful and stealing cars might completed its most successful fund The thefts of two vehicles on the lock valuables such as radar detec drive ever, raising more than $142 UM-StLouiscarnpushaveprompted break a window to tors, radios and expensive jackets in thousand from 1,750 phone police to warn those who leave cars the trunk. gain entry and drive pledges and 581 direct mail re on campus to take precautions by Smalley said the most commonly off. " newals. securing their cars and locking valu stolen cars are Chevrolets, During "Challenge '91," the ables in the trunk. Oldsmobiles, . Pontiacs, Cadillacs, -Capt. James Smalley name of the annual fall member On Oct. 3, a visitor lost his keys Buicks, Jeep Cherokees and GMC ship drive that ran from October while using the library, and had to car like that is stripped for parts right trucks. The cars that are harder to 12-20,47 percent of the calls were leave the car overnight in parking Lot away because it is a four-wheel drive," steal are Fords, Chryslers, Plymouths from new members. The station It B. Capt James Smalley of the UM Smalley said. "Anyone who is steal and Dodges. said that listener support is espe St. Louis Police said the ing cars might break a window to gain "Because of the design and igni cially important when considering car was recovered in St. Louis City entry and drive off. tion system, it is harder to get the car the recent 6 percent funding loss and was returned to the owner. "There are between 7,000 and started," he said. due to university budget cuts. On Oct. 15, a student had his 1986 8,000 cars here daily. There is a lot of Smalley recommend that GM Approximately 30 percent of Chevrolet Blazer stolen from the sec movement of students going to class owners invest in a column to protect Photo: Marilyn Zimmerman ond floor in Garage C. That vehicle , and work. It is hard to monitor every from theft since those cars are most HELLO: Community volunteers answer phones as pledge calls has not been recovered. "Usually a one," he said. often stolen. See KWMU, page 4 come in during the fund drive. page 2 CURRENT October 28, 1991
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He told the Senate Student Affairs Committee that his assi~ tant, Karl Beeler, would train Student Court members on hearing parking ticket appeals. The original idea about training court members came from Carol Dugan, a member of the committee. She says one of the problems is the court members aren't properly trained. But MacLean stressed in September that the process of parking tickets was abused and the system had to change. His report indicated students did not bother to write an appeal on the appeal form. Mostof them, including Student Government Association Vice-President Julie Schwetz, wrote down "please see (name of court member) for details." Records from the UM-St. Louis Police Department show when this type of statement was written, the ticket was taken care of. ' The time came, MacLean said in September, to throw the old out and bring the new in. But he now says let us stick with the old Dear editor: know ledge pertaining to flirting and stayed with Thomas, and even portant as sexual harassment had to and try something different. . sexual harassment. Just because he changed jobs to be with him. This is gain the notoriety it did for people to The point MacLean is missing is what Student Court should I started reading the Point...Counter can't " ... name one person who flirts a typical co--dependent behavior, the start thinking of it as a national con really do. SGA leaders are not clear on their own constitution. The Point column in the Oct 21 issue of with someone they are interested in kind that makes a wife stay with her cern. Many of us can laugh it off, role of Student Court should be to help SGA interpret their rules. the Current. Before long, I found by discussing the latest in XXX tech alcoholic or wife-beating husband, consider the source or remove ourselves from the situation, but there are many Meanwhile, just when it looked like all students got a fair myself enmeshed in what I was read nology ... " doesn 'tmerul that it doesn 't and makes an abused child keep quiet ing. I, too, listened to the Friday hear happen. Hamilton needs to get dry and protect the abuser. women who get upset by such actions. recommendation from MacLean, he gave into the demands of ing at work with my colleagues and behind the ears before he can make Anita Hill strongly believes that We, as a nation, will have to be what a handful of students, namely those who had their parking turned on the television when I got accusations like that Wake up and she was sexually harassed by this careful in the future to not overdo a tickets fixed, wanted. home. I did not have the opportunity join the real world, kid. man and was brave enough to come good thing. Sexual harassment, ac to watch the proceedings on Satur I have been on the receiving end of forward. I admire th~ woman for her cording to the article in the Current day, and only saw a portion of it on conversations that abruptly took a strength of character and the manner (\0/21/91). can be in the form of Financial Aid Fails Sunday . tum to the sexual side. A "friend" in which she handled herself in front " ... comments about a person's I agree wholeheartedly with Ms. was consoling me because I was up- of the Senate Judiciary Committee. I anatomy, appearance or dress, dirty McMurray regarding her set, when suddenly, he was telling saw Thomas as the one with egg on jokes [Jld offensive gestures, display Mid-term grades are out, and Financial Aid receives an F. This qliestion,"Why does the victim always me about when he makes love to a his face when Sen. Howell Heflin of fexually suggestive objects or pic grade is for failing and forcing students to be worried, concerned have her credibility challenged while woman, he makes love to a whole asked him if he !tad seen Hili's tes ture l :md explicit descriptions of the and rightfully paranoid about frnancial aid checks. the accused sits back and denies ev woman. I thought that I would be timony and he said that he " ... had haras~er's own sexual experiences." There is absoulty no continuity in the office, which has led to erything?" However, I disagree em laughed at and told that I was imagin heard enough lies." It reminded me Therr~ are always people who are will ~g If. cry wolf at the fIrst sign of a discontent throughout the UM-St Louis community. Students phatically with her jocular treatment ing things. In fact, I couldn't believe of a little boy caught with his hand in of the "Long Dong Silver" episode. I it myself, so how could I except any the cookie jar and emphatically de puppy. Also, women will have to be as have come out of 209 Woods Hall, making valid comments such don't think it's a laughing matter. one else to believe it? I promptly nying it All he knew to say was that careful as ~ men, because sexual.. as "this is the third time. they ~eep telling me my check is on the I am appalled at Mr. Hamilton's removed .myself from the situation he categorically denied everything hara~JI1en lg~ ~ ~a ys. way" andlor "fill thiS form out or that form. The next time I visit COUNTERPOINT attitude. He reit and made sure that I wasn't alone and that he was being publicly Rmnilton slloutd goba~ sports them, I want to fill out all the forms right there". erated Mr. Thomas' position by cat. with him any more. He got the mes lynched. reporting. I'm sure he's ma'ture enough for that Then, last week, stu.dents seeking more answers had only 20, egorically calling Ms. Hill a liar, and sage and left me alone. I was fortu I don't know whether his actions 10 backed it up with his personal expe nate. Anita Hill was not. years o.go should have kept him from w. Carolyn Smith not 40, hours per week to access the office. The Financial Aid riences. Hamilton's youth and gender The majority of men questioning being seated on the Supreme Court, Department said that due to clerical vacanies, hours had to be cut have shielded him from practical Hill could not understand why she but I an1 sorry that something as im- The department said they need to time to catch up on processing papers that should have been completed a long time ago. Now, complaints about the office have been forwarded to the C-8ase lest Is Based On Politics, Propaganda Department of Education. The UM-St. Louis Police Department Dear editor: would we do') " should have bee-n certainly anyone wi~ an academic sors are in an immediate discursive said one student who worked in the office came to them about "nothing." If the Board of Curators doctorate Jcnow that all tests biased (give-and-take) relationship. That is, In the Oct. 7 issue of the Current, want to assess student progress, let problems in the office. In fact, students have a1 ways raised serious they represent values and interests. the Jcnowledge represented on class- , an article about the C-Base test in them do it. A university faculty should They are political. The logic of this room tests can be mutually validated. questions as to why it takes a long time to get their checks. cluded a quote from Professor John never agree to "assessment," "ac conclusion is simpie. Tests are speech Institutional test., are J)'Jndiscursive. While the budget is tight, the administration should give Logan (UM-Columbia) that cannot countability," or any such nonsense acts; all speech acts are social con The knowledge these tests represent .serious thought into a complete training program for new finan go unchallenged. Logan was quoted because jt is the antithesis of the structions; all social constructions remains unchallenged and unvalidated. cial aid employees and more computers. as saying, We were originally dead university ideal. It is so, because as reflect values and interests; acts that It becomes orthodo.(y- the propaganda set against it But when the Board of sessment requires agreeing that L'le represent values and interests are of dominant political ideology, Curators asked all four campuses if Jcnowledge represented by the lin political acts; therefore, all teslS are they were forced to do assessment, guistic utterances of the test items is political. what would you do? All campuses superior to all other Jcnowledge that This is not to argue against all Charles J. Fazzaro. ~were very upset with the Curato~ . could be represented. In short, strat tests, on! y tests beyond those prepared James Eo Walter We ",ere just outraged. But the Board egies like assessment establish by the professors for their individual Associate Professors asked us, what would we do" He went boundaries around lmowledge, and a classes. Classroom tests have legiti Educational Studies Department on to say, "The problem with the SAT university must never be bounded macy because students and profes- and GRE is minorities do not score as intellectually. well as other segments of the popula Secondly, for Professor Logan to tion. But this (C-Base) is a bias-free think: that the statement, "But this (C Get Tough With Criminals test" Base) is a bias-free test" would be Dear editor: people who buy guns for hunting, First, if the "we" were so out . believed is an insult to both students recreation, collecting, target shooting raged, the answer to the question "what and faculty . University student'l and In the editorial, "Tough Times or self protection? Has everyone gone For All" (10/21/91, Current), soft on criminals? I have a "unique" Deal With It: ~A II Drivers Must Clarence Thomas and our loss of idea. How about tougher laws! A faith is discussed, and that "Ironi tougher law hurts criminals and only Live With Parking Problems cally, the House voted Thursday 10 criminals. How can we be so blind, or remove gun-control provisions from just plain ig;xnnt? Dear editor: even own an automobile? Has the a crime bill. This came after 22 in 'The "anti-g'.Iflners" need to step up gunned down fact that you are a part of higher nocent people were at and make law~ drastically tougher. I am writing in response to all of education, a rare privilege that so few Luby's Cafeteria in Killeen, Tex." Why should the Constitution be re the people who have made it their experience, slipped you? Where has Did the person writing the editorial written for the criminals. Rewrite the cause to incessantly complain about the classical student body gone that know the true story? Not! laws for the people who care about the the condition of parking on campus. I would. by all nocessary means, sac The people killed or injured were Constitutioo and our rights to heal" 1n!\S. shot wilh a 9mm pistol, a shotgun and am sick and tired of hearing the rifice whatever WIL'l required of them Most importantly. rewrite the laws so whining protests from faculty and to continue onward with their edu other weapons. Nooe of these w~ that criminals, who blatantly destroy students alike about the simple incon cation? Are they truly ghosts of our ons were on the crime bill dealing our co.,sti tutional rights to be..- IIffilS. venienceofthepmking situation. The past? with assault weapons: Do you really have no freedom, since they ~ de dilemma infuriates me as well. It makes me a bit frightened to think criminals and drug dealers buy stroying the document thaI gave them I become irate when I find myself think: that the voice of our university their guns at Wal-Mart? I think not freedom! on a daily basis dodging the "enraged" h&'I been brought to such a slwmeful Why is • bill proposed at the innocent Jolul COlI aer drivers who can't seem to deal with state as thi!. I ask you to reevaluate 'Such a minimal amount of stress. I your disposition and ifyou must have drive as well, attend school full-time, something to gripe about, consider work full-time and b&sically encoun the fact that we, a. Aid from page 1 KWMU from page 1 "The people are so new here tion. the station's funding comes from "We are very pleased with the 17 that I have to constantly stop and "I certainly appreciate their membership contributions. All of the percent increase in on-air fund raising answer questions .... which is (students) patience," she said. "It's money raised during the drive will go for this melllbership drive, compared good. Preferably, we would like been a trying time for all of us. The toward operational expenses. to a year ago," Wente said. "It tells us them to have financial aid expe difficulty of this job has, by far, KWMU offers special coverage that KWMU is providing listeners rience because our financial aid exceeded my expectations." of national and international events with programing they enjoy and sup positions are not entry level," Some UM-St. Louis students, such as complete Desert Stonn cover port. H Fowler said. "My staff has very however, have either experienced age as well as the Clarence Thomas Wente said the amount raised was Known by many as little financial aid experience. It or seen the Financial Aid Office confInnation hearings. The station has more than what the station had calcu takes about a year to train a fi struggling. to pay National Public Radio for this lated. the NUMBER ONE nancial aid advisor." Bill Zehner, a junior, said the type of programming and the mem "We expected to see about a nine She also said the department obvious problem is that "they are bership drive helps with the costs. percent increase in on-air fund raising campus newspaper is "four computer tenninals short disorganized." Patricia Wente, KWMU general compared to last year. The 17 percent of what we need." "I can sympathize with them," manager, said she is very happy about increase certainly exceeded our ex The Financial Aid office has he said. "I am sure they get a lot of the drive results and said that mem pectations," she said. "It's a strong wants you to write for given over $17 million in awards angry people in there." bers show the special coverage is im showing of how much the community this semester, and Fowler said Pam Rose, senior,said it has portant to them. values KWMU." her office still takes ten applica been diffic ul t to get the right infor u s! tions a day from students just mation. Rose had a short tenn loan starting the process. for her first three years at UM-St. GOT A NEWS TIP? "Another thing not in our fa Louis. vor," she said, "is the sluggish St "What reall y frustrates me the GIVE US A CALL!! Louis economy. There a lot of most is when you receive stuff TH.IE: C:O.R.RIE.N·T people who never filed before about loans and you turn every ASK FOR MAX OR MICHELLE because they need the money. thing in. Then you receive letters Right now , we have processed $2 that says we need this, we need million more in aid that we did all that, we didn't receive this and oflast year." you have to do it again," she said. GOT A F EATURES IDEA? Fowler said it was difficult to "There are eight people in there. CALl , ROBIN!! hire an employee "when you tell One says one thing and one says It's fun and exciting! them upfront about being under something else." staffed and the long hours in Chris Clark, senior, said he volved. was frustrated by the way he was TELL US ABOUT SPORTS! "When you come to work treated. here, you get no breaks and there "They are absolutey rude in TALK TO CHRIS OR KEITH. is a lot of overtime involved. there," he said. "They take the T'~ H : IE C:O:R.RE,NT There is no comparison to what attitude like they will wait on us WE ARE HERE FOR YOU! an applicant has done in the past when they damn well feel like it. Give it a try! and the amount of hard work done They act as if they control the here," she said. students' world." 553 .. 5174 Fowler said she was unaware Current News Editor Max that any report had been filed Montgomery contributed to this with the Department of Educa- story. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • : SPRINGDALE PARK HAUNTED HOUSE : • CAMPUS CRIME RE PORT • • • It The following criminal incidents 10-17-91 :1/4 MILE OF TERROR! • • were reported to Campus Police A student reported that his leather :ADMISSION $6, WITH THIS AD $5 • during the period October 17, 1991 jacket was stolen from the Thomas · ~ through October 23,1991 . 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KAPlAN more time, check your local Kaplan Center's free I repeat p:>licy ..To enroll, just visit your nearest · EDUCATIONAL CENTER LTD. Stanley H. Kaplan Center, open 7 days a week, or attend a free graduate seminar for law school, The world's leading test prep medical school or business school. Call to reserve a organj7 ation. seat. F EAT RES Ocotober 28, 1991 CURRENT page 5 Student Profile: ~~~ Miracles Can Happen by Jenny Doll and friends, fought back step by step ' [I] ~ (gJ family much hope at fIrst ... I broke thought they would never see again - made a change in career. Prior to the Current features reporter toregainmovementinhisonce-para- the book serves as a testimony to the my top two vertebrae. and usually Matt Young walking. accident. he worked in the field of lyzed limbs. Today, he can be seen powers of faith, hope and family. It is when [that happens], you don't live." "When I had first gone into the construction as a pipe fitter. After his He and his family expected a zipping around the UM-St. Louis dedicated "to all who are searching (young describes the initial medical hospital." Young recalls, "I had vowed recovery, he decided to get a college miracle. campus, attending classes in his power for hope." response as "What can we do to pro- that I would walk out ... I couldn't education. He took his frrst class dur The miracle happened. wheelchair. The title of the book. which Young long his life as long as possible?") quite make it ali the way out the doors, ing the 1987 winter semester at St. Matt Young defied the over The recently published book, explains as "kind of a theme" of his When asked about the most diffI- but I at least made it about 15 feet of Louis Community College at whelming odds of a broken neck re Expect A Miracle, details Young's recovery, originated from an inspira- cult aspect of his lengthy recovery, the threshold." Meramec. He graduated with an As sulting from a nearly fataU 985 mo inspiring comeback from the trau- tional card sent to his mother by a Young immediately mentions the ex- Although a tremendous victory, sociate of Art.s degree in Business torcycle accident. He not only sur maticaccident. Written by Ted Pepple, neighbor of the family. The neighbor tensive amount of time involved. He "Matt's Great Escape" was not the Administration and is now working vived. but with the support offamily a close friend of the Young family, apparently had learned that Young's toward a Finance degree at UM-St. doctors did not give him much chance Louis. of survival, and wanted to offer sup- "They really didn't give me or my family Although he claims he "wasn't port. His words of comfort to her much hone at first ... I broke my ton two thatgreatofa student" in high school, were: "expect a miracle." ,., ,., Young is doing extremely well in A miracle was about all the vertebrae, and usually when [that hap- college. He attributes a great deal of Youngs could hope for. his current success to UM-St. Louis' The accident had occurred on June pen), you don't live." disabled services, headed by Marilyn 15, 1985. On that sunny Saturday -Matt Young Ditto. Young's accident affected his afternoon, Young was out for a mo- ability to write; he is right-handed, torcycle ride around town with some was on a ventilator for 10 months, and grand fmale to the struggle. After 27 but his injuries from the accident have friends. A van traveling from the op- his efforts to "wean" himself off of days at his new one-story home in limited the use of his right hand. "My posite direction suddenly cut across that is just one example of how pain- Oakland, Young went into respira- left side is stronger than my right," he Young's lane to turn onto the high- fully slow and frustrating his recov- tory arrest and had to return to the says. way. Young, who had the right-of- ery was. hospital for another two months. To assist in cases such as Young's, way. did not have enough time to "I started with taking tiny breaths, Furthermore, he had to learn to UM-St.Louismakesdesignatedwrit- stop. He and his Kawasaki Ninja 600R and then I would each day have to adjust to life in a wheelchair, ers available if, for example, a test crashed into the side of the van. build on thaL Onebreath,twobreaths, Apparently, Young has adjusted involves a lot of writing. "I have noth- Young fortunately does not re- threebreaths ... I'dgetsofarandthen very well. In coniunction with the member the accident. Histwo riding I'd have a setback. It seemed like I'd physical change in his life, Young has see YOUNG, page 6 companions, however, were on mo- take one step forward and two steps torcycles behind him and Witnessed back ... I [also] had a number of differ the entire incident. ent infections and complications that Young's parents, sister, and three just wiped out any progress I had brothers, along with many other rela- made, and set me back to square one, tives and friends, camped in the wait- having to do it all over again. It was ing room outside of the intensive care reall y depressing a lot of times." unit, where he remained primarily Young's family and friends unconscious and heavily sedated for worked hard to combat that depres approximately a month. sion. Tales of their strong support and No one could be sure that he would dedication fill the pages of Expect A survive. Miracle. Young did live, but not without Young's 14-month hospital saga battling monstrous obstacles, the first ended in August 1987. His long of which was overcoming the doc- awaited release from stJohn's Mercy tors' uncertainty as to whether or not Hospital, nicknamed "Matt's Great he could pull through. Although his Escape," drew quite a crowd of well family never gave up hope, Young wishers. Over 100 family members photo: Nicole Menke says the doctors were not so optimis- and friends gathered outside the hos photo: Nicole Menke ZIPi"NG. A.RO..uN.D~ If you.wa!lt to talk with Young, ygu better tic. pital to cheer him on. Young's crowd OFF TO SCHOOL I GOI: Young drives himself to school and be quick or else he may pass you by. '!hey really didn'tgivemeor my offans wimessedsomething they once fig hts UM-St. Louis traffic along wtth everyone else. Fall Feve School of Fish Isn't Full of Plagues Victitn.s Water, But Full of Energy by Brad Touchette with the way [the album] turned out," from Cleveland this band has turned out. There's a lot shades of grey entertainment critic said lead guitarist Michael Ward. "We all were out there for basi more energy out on stage now. "John Porter produced the album, and cally the same reason, to be in music," "Touring has been great, too," he aliy has some kind of annoying fac Have you heard about the catch of I have no gripe with him, but when I said Ward. "I was teaching at GIT continued. "When we toured with the tor that drives other prople crazy. It the day? It's more like the catch of the hear the album now I think it's too when I met Josh in a band called Divinyls, their stage crew were pull .either has a pattern that makes year. The new self-titled School Of polished and glossy. I'd like to kind of Francis X & the Bushmen. We broke ing all kinds of pranks like covering people run screaming, or it is some Fish album is a cornucopia of fresh get away from that on the next album. away from the band and started writ M .P.'s drums with baby powder. He type of thing Aunt Freda would college rock. We're a lot more raucous when we ing our own stuff using a drum ma got them back by jumping on stage in give as a Christmas present. With such strong tracks as ''Three play live." chine. We really concentrated on the the middle of one of their sets in I have a shirt I'm sure my famil y Strange Days," "King Of The Dol Although the band met each other songs more than anything else and, boxers with "kick me" taped on back by Jocelyn Arledge is getting tired of. It is black and lar," "Speechless," and "Wrong, n the in L.A., none of them are native Cali apparently it paid off." and a goofy hat and danced and threw columnist white, and has spots like a dalma- School OfFish show plenty of prom fornians. Ward is from Minneapolis, Itcertainly did Soon after Michael a baseball around. Just being gener . tian all over it. I am very touchy ise of becoming a memorable band lead singer Josh Clayton-Felt is from and Josh felt comfortable with the ally obnoxious. Chrissy (of the about my dalmatian shirt, let me tell for the 90's. Boston, bassist Dominic Nardini is a material they'd written, they took their Divinyls) didn'tlook too happy. Then Brown, orange and golden col you. My mom said something about "Actually, I'm not very happy New Yorker, ami drummer M.P. is drum machine and went out as a duo. their crew returned the favor (and ors taking over the tree tops that it the other day and I just turned to Public response was almost immedi more) by doing things like breaking blow in autumn winds signal her clutching my shirt to my chest ate. After months of playing, a record down our equipment in the middle of nature's wardrobe change. Time is and replied, "I looove this shirt." I deal neared. So they then added the last song and screwing with our here to watch football, go for walks, was serious. No, it's not the kind of Dominic and M.P. to the lineup and monitors so everything was a tritone have a barbecue, get out the coats love felt for a boyfriend, but it does hence was born School Of Fish. off. But it was a good time." and enjoy the weather. run deep. "I still like to play along with the School OfFish have been touring Well let me tell you, it just I'm lucky my boyfriend under drum machine sometimes," Ward with The Divinyls and Three Merry doesn't seem to be happening to me stands totally, because he has an 1- added. "It's sometimes easier to write Widows and are now co-headlining that way. Maybe I'm being too would-die-if-anything-ever-hap on your own. But I really like the way with House Of Freaks cynical, but sooner or later, those pened-to-this-shirt shirt, too. His beautiful leaves are going to end up says "Puma" on it, but that is fading. on my lawn. I know I'm getting a little emo I have what I call "fall fever." tional about a shirt here, but that just Concert "One Great No, it's not just like spring fever. seems to be what happens to people As a matter of fact, it's just the with "fall fever." They don't want Night"·. For Everyone .. opposite. When someone has spring to go to school or work, and they fever, they long for warmer weather have to make themselves go get the by. Brad. TouChette entertainment ciitic and want to be outside enjoying it. mail just to be able to say they've . - . - . . ' . . ~ . . . Fall fever sufferers think the au been out of the house. . .. . tumn colors are just as beautiful I think maybe fall is just too .. For anyone Who .lllissed theSchool()f:Fishconcertthe previous when seen from a window. difficult a time of year. I mean, Friday night. youmissedrnore tharijustanothC{ show by an uP"n:-roming I don't know why this is hap fashion is a real hardship because .t>aru1. pening to me. I really don't.l used those in-between clothes are so hard ...... 1lIeJ?ish perlonnro that night with a much rawer sound dmnori their to love this time of the year. Now all to find, and the weather could change .. newsclf-titledckbutaIbmn.Alongwith.perfrumingmostalloftbetracks I want to do is stay in bed all day. to 80 degrees just as you've left the off the new LP. they stuck in a few coversincluding Prince's "Let's .. Instead of hay rides, I'd be just as house in a sweater and boots. And Pretend We're Married" ...... happy in. a comfortable chair with with a satellite dish that delivers .. ... Their besnnusic camefrom their own album. The best ofwbich were . my three remote controls wearing 136 channels, it's a workout han '~S~hless,"''Wrong,'' "Rose-ColOred O~ .. afld of course the hit my fav-or-ite sweatsuit. dling the remote control. It should "Three Strange Days." . Everybody has one of these, you really be a sport, you know. TIieopen.ingact,House ()f Freaks. were equally as energeticlmd .• know. It may not be a sweatsuit, but I can't explain it all, but if you musicallycom~t.butwere not weU received by the crowd. TIUswas . there is always that I-would-die-if have any insights just call. You'll never soevident as when the lead sillger led the crowd in a rousing "F- I -didn't-get- to-wear -this-at -least have to leave a message, though, KYOUl" . once-a-day anicle of clothing. You because I'll either be in bed or . ''That'sbeuer.'' he said. "I'd rather hear you guys telling us to f-d know the one that you wash every waiting for my favorite shirt to finish off than hear nothing at all."· . . day just so you can put it on when drying. I know I'm not usually the . But the night belonged to School OfFish; At times., it was hard to teU· you get home. It's soft and familiar. type of person to give in to things Wbowashaviog more fun.-the crowd or the band. They conveyed their· It's like an adult security blanket. like this, but it'll be over soon. In .rnuslc with power and beingin the intimate ~UrJuundingsonlyin~ photo: Lisa Johnson There is, of course, a trend in this the meantime, being a couch potato jJedt:heexpcrieoce.llwag one great night. CHILLlN' WITH THE FISH: School of Fish are; Dominic particular item of clothing. It usu- seems rather "apeeling." Nardini, Josh Clayton-Felt, M.P. and Michael Ward. page 6 CURRENT October 28, 1991 She said &le W3.'Il't en drugS. she Natiooal's~la, I ~kIlcded scraped the JliVemellt Cars whisked by from page 5 WNl't a reIigiou.<; fanatic, na" jnsaIle (I YO UNG, COOL YOUR HEAD outBart.em who ~ simply ~ her, dogs barked at her, Colt 45 bottles her gifts (she said it! asked). I ~ there rolled Jmt her, and she didn't budge. bought it). She said she was just ~ "I received a three-page letter from ing her gifts. "It's what I like to do," she ing but good things to say about the by King Boy M because I needed mere mooey. I OOn't There I was to witness itall AfterIXObing a maintenance man at ESt. Joseph's said. I left her there with the dogs and the services for the disabled [on the UM Current Time Lord know if I'm alone in this perilous adven and JXlXIding, and conviIring her that I St. Louis campus]," Young says. Hospital in Kirkwood]. He was ture thatI go through every weekend, but was the highest ranked employee of the othersanepeopletogooowiththeirnight. I thought "There shoukl be fTlCf"C peqlle Young also gives high ratings to working the day they brought me in .,. On theplanetofMu, things are differ did you know it is vinually im}X)SSible to SlLouis~ofsmitation(sheOOught it), she SJXire. It was Jen)' Falv.ell with a likeBarbaaPeq>le thatjust 00 what they He bought the book at the gift shop ... ent The wcrld wa 1DUClIIOiH GROUP· LSAT GRE MeAT The Nation's Hottest Graduate School Counseling Firm • GRE, GMAT, MeAT, and LSAT Preparation! Learn how to take the test to get your best score! • Research & Reading skills Learn how to read & research more effectively! • Grad School Entrance Counseling! Learn how to choose the right grad school for you! E0 UCAliON Al GR 0 U p ' St. Louis • 962-8811 Free Diagnostic Testing S PORTS October 28, 1991 CURRENT Page 7 Hamiltons Rivermen To Wrap Up Season Volleyball Headlines Prepare For Play Against Riverwomen Finish Rollins University, Central 8-1 In Conference The volleyball squad saw its un Florida State In Florida beaten string end at 11 matches, but still by Russell L. Korando finished with an 8-1 conference mark Current sports reporter after the second part of the Missouri Intercollegiate Athletic Association With only three games remaining in the 1991 Round Robin played Oct. 18-19 at season the UM-St. Louis Rivermen are all but as Northeast Missouri State in Kirksville. sured a spot in the NCAA Division II national The Riverwomen, rated 11 th in last ' Jablonski tournament. The Rivermen host Southwest Missouri week's NCAA Division II national State tomorrow before heading to sunny Florida to rankings, opened play Friday facing Grabs The conclude the season with games against Rollins and nemesis Central Missouri State. UM-St. Central Florida. Louis split the first two games, but Rivennen Head Coach Tom Redmond said his Limelight dropped the next two to suffer only its goal in his first campaign was to return the team to ninth loss of the season. the playoffs, which they have been absent from since by Keith Hamilton UM-St. Louis began a new streak in 1988. associate sports editor the next contest, beating Southwest Redmond has had the unenviable task of replac Baptist in four games. Play concluded ing Don Dallas, who 'led the Rivermen to 247 victo Goalie Pat Jablonski was Saturday with the Riverwomen down ries, and was the only coach the team had until his the third man out as far as the ing Missouri Western and Missouri death last October. Blues were concerned. Southern in four games respectively. Redmond brought in a coaching style similar to Until now. The 3-1 record raises the UM-St. the one taught to him during his playing and coach St. Louis' General Man Louis overall mark to 29-9 on the year. ing days at Indiana. Several players have said ager, Ron Caron, sent two year The 29 wins tops last year's win total of . Redmond's style suits the team just fine, and their starter Vincent Riendeau to the 27. performance on the field justifies their remarks. Detroit Red Wings for "We beat some very good teams in Last year the Rivennen set a school recurd for defenseman Rick Zomba in Missouri Southern and Missouri West most goals in a season, (60), but it wasn't good hopes of filling the void left by ern," said head coach Denise Silvester. enough for a trip to the tourney. Scott Stevens and the injured "After the loss on Friday, it was im This year, the Rivennen knew they could score, Paul Cavallini. portant that we didn't get down on our but would have to stiffen defensively. Redmond Jablonski, who has one of selves." hrought in junior college transfer Pat Galkowski to the best glove side's in the UM-Sl. Louis and Central Missouri shore up the defense, and Galkowski has come business, now finds himself finished in a tie for first in the tourna through with flying colors. tattling Curtis Joseph for the ment, but the Jennnies will receive the Galkowski has had plenty of help keeping the nillllber one spot in the net. top seed for the post-season tournament goals against down because of teammates Doug The move by Caron finally while the Riverwomen will be No.2. Wiese and Greg Tieber. Tieber, whose fatherpJayed gives Jablonski a legitimate The post-season tournament will be for the Rivermen 1970-' 72, has started 52 consecu shot at acquiring that role. played November 15-16 at Missouri tive games for the Rivermen, and scored a key goal After leading the Peoria Southern in Joplin. in a 3-2 overtime win Sept. 20 at Drake. Wiese has Rivermen to the Turner Cup "We'll just spend the next couple of been the defensive quarterback leading all Championship, Jablonski had weeks trying to get healthy," said defensemen with four assists. only limited playing time to Silvester. "We've go a few kids who Craig Frederking and Steve Valle are prolific look forward to with the Blues have been ill, and now we've got to get scorers, and have provided much of the offensive this season. ready for the stretch run." punch. Frederking and Valle have attributed for 19 But he was quickly invited of the teams 42 goals, and have scored nine game ***** to try out for Team USA to Junior middle hitter Sharon winning goals between them. compete in the Canada Cup. Kampwertb compiled some impres Frederking needs only three points to pass Boyd He made the team and Team sive statistics duing play in Kirksville. Eucnek as the teams-au-time careerscoring leader. USA made it to the finals Kampwerth collected 44 kills on the He also has scored 12 game-winning goals in his against Canada who eventually weekend, for an average of2.75 a game. three years as a Riverman. went on to win the tournament. She had only nine errors, and had a Valle has shaken a scoring slump that had a hold The trading of Riendeau Tom Redmond's undefeated Rlvennen are walk Ing on aIr. Photo: Jeff Kuehno has left the door wide open for See WRAP-UP,page8 See VOLLEYBALL, page 8 Jablonski to snatch the starring role. Despite Adversities Swim "I've just got to go out Team Remains Optimistic there and do my best. by ChrIstopher Sans Souel problems with the pool in the Mark Current sports reporter The playing time will Twain building. come." Despite several unexpected ob First, the pool's heating system ·Pat Jablonski , stacles, UM-St. Louis swim coach broke four weeks ago. This has forced Mary Liston is optimistic about the the team to hold practices at "It's a great opportunity for team's 1991-92 season. During the Wesuninster Christian Academy. me," said Jablonski smiling. offseason, the team lost three key "Basically, what we do is an in members including di stance special "I've just got to go out there terval training, which means the rest and do my best. The playing ist Delvin McDonough. period differs. Since the pool tem time will come." "We lost three major point scorers perature was running about 8 to 10 even before the season started," said I [ c~me Thursday night degrees below normal temperature, Liston. "Since practice began on Sept. opposite l-.nay Moog in a the swimmers were getting too cold contest malching the Blues and 9th, I've been looking for replace outside the pool." the Boston Bruins. ments to fill those spots." Now, the team 's participation in Although he allowed five In addition to personnel prob the diving events is in doubt, due to lems, the team is also experiencing goals, he saved close to 4() See SWIM page 9 shots. Three of the five goals came on the power play, which reverts back to the Blues' weakened defense. ~ Ur.l ted Parcel Service After two games, Jablonski's goals against average stands at a respectable Athlete Of The Week 3.00. Jablonski says he doesn't Carmen Llorico feel the pressure's of winning rest solely on his shoulders. ·Junior "That's why they call this a ·Women's Soccer team sport," said Jablonski matter of faetly. "We have ·Defender great scorers, great checkers . ·Led the team against and our defense is almost there. We've got a good Bellarmine with 2 hockey club." I Photo : Jeff Kuehno goals and 4 assists. When Paul Cavallini STRAIGHT UP: Linda Allen boots the ball against Bellarmine Sunday, Oct. 27. returns to the lineup, the Blues' defense should be a Tourney Bid For Riverwomen Unlikely • "Carmen is one of fornidable one. The addition by ChrIstine McGraw the hardest working of Zombo was a good one. It against Bellarmine 8-0 on Sunday. beat BelJarmine. sports editor gives the Blues the defensive With two minutes left in the "We played very well. If we players we have . .. defenseman they desperately The Riverwomen blew their game, Christine Berry was.the Jone would have played this way against she strives for per needed. With the St. Louis chances for a tournament bid after scorer agains Butler with assists from Butler on Saturday, we would have fection. It was good · defense intact, the goalie's job hosting the T J. Pizza Classic, Oct. Carmen LIorieo and Kelly Donahue. taken the trophy," Hudson said. will be that much easier. 26-27. Placing second after Butler "We played flat against Butler, The Riverwomen toolc turns to see some results Beyond Jablonski and Univeristy won't give the team the we didn't adjust to the astroturf and scoring against Bellarmine. Kelly from her work. " Joseph is Guy Hebert of the credentials they needed. Butler did," Hudson said. "Our de Donahue and Carmen LIorico each Peoria Rivermen. A lot of "We had to win the remaining fense has been our mainsstay and it had two goals. Alicia Bushman, Julie -Ken Hudson heads are turning his way games to even be considered. It broke down aganst Butler. We had Intagliata, Michelle Landa and when talk shilts to the future of would really surprise me if we get an chances but we couldn't put them Monietta Slay each added one to WORKING FOR STUDENTS WHO WORK FOR US. the Blues. invitation," said head coach Ken away. It seemed like everything was carry the Riverwomen to a 8-0 vic 15£1 Jablonski isn't concerned. Hudson. "I'm not counting on it." to Butlers advantage." tory. Goalk.eeper Chris Rufkar won UPS DELIVERS EDUCATION "As long as I do my best, UM-St. Louis lost to Butler 2-1 The lady kickers made a great the shutout to put her shutout record EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER M\F things will go my way." on Saturday and came back to win nUll-around on Sunday when they See TOURNEY, page 9 ~ CALL 553-5317 FOR INFORMA nON Page 8 October 28, 1991 CURRENT MEN'S SOCCER Goals Assitsts Total POlnlts Gayle Abbas 0 3 3 John Brown 0 0 0 Dan Dorsey 0 0 0 Tom Edgar 0 0 0 Bob Ferguson 1 5* 7 Craig Frederking 11* 4 26* Pat Galkowski 1 0 2 Mike Hayden 1 0 2 Steve Held 0 1 1 Brian Hennessy 3 2 8 Kevin Hennessy 1 1 3 Mark Houston 0 0 0 Brian Kelleher 1 2 4 Rich Kuhn 0 0 0 Mike LaPosha 4 3 11 Scott Litschgi 4 1 9 Steve Litschgi 4 0 8 Greg Tieber 1 1 3 Steve Valle 8 6* 22 Jeff Wayland 0 0 0 Doug Wiese 2 4 8 * Denotes team leader GOALIES Shots Saves Goals, Shutouts Mark Dulle 59 25 5 4 Mark Lynn 53 22 4 5 Wrap-up from page 7 of him at the beginning of the yearby Volleyball from page 7 getting five goals in as many games. Valle also leads the team with six hitting percentage of .432. she also tournament. Indianapolis, Ala assists. added 17 blocks, 12 digs and 10 bama-Huntsville, Florida Atlan Seniors Bob Ferguson, Brian service aces. tic, Wayne State, Southwest Bap Kelleher and Mike LaPosha help The Riverwomen will take ac tist, Northwest Missouri, Wis round out a solid veteran core, hungry tion again when thye host the UM consin-Parkside, Eastern N e w at a chance to win a championship. St Louis Volleyfest at the Mark Mexico and Northeast Mi.ssouri LaPosha and Kelleher played key roles Twain Building, Nov. 1-2. Ten will join the Riverwomen fOT out in winning the meo men's soccer teams will compete in the two-day standing volleyball ac tion. .-:hampionship at Florissant Valley in 1988. The goal tending has been solid if not spectacular with Freshman Mark AM I PREGNANT? Lynn and Mark Dulle doing the backstopping. Both goalies have ro FIND OUT FOR SURE. tated all year and have equal support • FREE Pregnancy Testing from the coaching staff and players. CRISIS Lynn has five shutouts in seven games • Immediate results played and Dulle has four in eight. Cro • Completely confidential Barring disaster, the River'Ylen r=~CY • Call or walk in will begin first round regional play Nov. 17, and UM-St. Louis Sports Information Director leffKuchno said 725-3150 831-6723 227-5111 there is a good chance that the game 950 Francis PI. would be played on home turf. If the 3347 N. HWY 67 510 Baxter Rd. Barring disaster, the Rlvermen begin first round regional play Nov. 17. If the Rlvermen CSt. Louis) Rivermen advance past regionals the (Florissant) (Ballwin) advance past reglonals the ISAA Division II Final Four Is scheduled tor Dec. 6-8. ISAA Division II FinalFouris sched uled for Dec. 6-8. 24- Hour Phone ,Service EIS KEEPING YOUR FINANCIAL BALANCE AFTER COLLEGE WHO: Max Haynes, Former Executive Director of ACE (Association of Collegiate Entrepreneurs) will discuss the financial rea lities facing today's graduates. WHAT: FREE SEMINAR Refreshments will be served. WHEN: Wednesday, October 30, 1991 1:00-2:30p.m. WHERE: JCP Building Room 222 WHY: You're going to be a millionaire by age 30. Nice objective. But, to succeed, you must be prepared for the financial realities of life in the "real world." Rent, food, clothing, student loan payments and a variety of other unexpected money matters can get in the way. To keep your financial balance, hrst learn the ABC's of money management - like planning, budgeting, establishing credit. Then ... realize your dreams. Sponsored by Citibank MasterCard and Visa in cooperation with The American Marketing Association (University Chapter) and Pi Sigma Epsilon FOR MORE INFORMATION, CALL: 544-4041 October 28, 1991 CURRENT . Page q Swim from page 7 the depth of the pool, which is ms feet Under the present rules, visit Monday Oct. 28 · RivermeI'l will swim against Continuing Weekly ing teams have the option of not . Events diving w~n pool depth is 10.5 feet Northeast Mo. State. Ca1l553- or lower. ' LECTURE: Noon to 1 p.m., 5121. · "All but one of our opponents 229 Ie. Penney Building. Alcholics Anonymous has opted not to dive. ·Primarily, it's Elizabeth Valance, direc tor of SHADOW BALL: 7 to 10 Meetings Tuesdays 12:30 to due to their insurance policies," said Liston. "I'm not sure if we'll par education at the Saint Louis p.m., Sheldon Ballroom, 3648 1:30 p.m., 201 Clark Hall . . ticipatein diving events on the road." Washington Ave. The UM-St Art Museum, will lecture on Sponsored by The Womens Despite these set-backs, Liston ~'About Fish (and> Other Louis School qf Optometry Center. Call 553-5380 for is confident that the team can im Themes) in our Collection" hosts "An Evening at the Op more information. prove on last season's 11th place as part . of the Chancellor's era" to benefit the Optometric national ranking. "I think it is realistic for this Monday Noon Series~ Call Center. Call Brenda Stop Smoking Clinic year's tearrl to go to nationals and Christensen at 553-6722. Various Times. Call the 553-5373. ploce in the top ten," said Liston. Office of Environmental The team features three All-Ameri FILM: 1 to 2 pm. and 5 to 6 Nov. 1 thru Nov. 2 Safety & Health at 553- cans returning from last year's ~uad. p.m., 211 Clark Hall. "Sexual 6053 for more information. Mike Brickey, a junior, spxializes in the50freestylewhile juniorJeffHeveroh Harassment on Campus. What VOLLEYBALL: Time to be will race in the100 and 200 breast constitutes sexual harassment announced, Mark Twain Mass Services strokes. In addition to the s:hool swim on a college campus? Join us Building. The Riverwomen Noon Wednesdays inU s:hedule, the two will compete in the in viewing this informative will host the UM-St. Louis Center. Sponsored by U.S. Open next month in MinnesoIa. [llm and find out. Call 553- Volleyfest. Participating teams Newman House. Call 385- ThethirdAll-American,sqiliomore Dave Roither, will race in the 100 5380. iQclude Northeast Mo. State , 3455 for exact room loca freestyle and 100butterlly; NickRanson tions. Indianapolis, Alabama-Hunts and DOug Wilding will also contribute . Tuesday Oct. 29 ville, Florida, Wayne State greatly by helping to fill the unexpected Northeast, Southwest Baptist, Other holes. SOCCER: 7:30 p.m., Don Northwest Mo. State & Wis- Announcements The schedule looks to be very challenging this season. 'We have a . consin-Parkside. Call 553- Dallas Stadium. The balanced schedule of Division I arid . Rivermen will play Southwest 5121. ARCH CELEBRATION Division II teams." Mo. State. Ca1l553-5121. Color Photos by Tom After a home meet against North Nov. 1 thru Nov. 2 Ebenhoh on Display until east Missouri State on Nov. 1, UM-St Louis faces a tough road trip the fol Nov. 19,362 SSB. Call Wednesday Oct. 30 lowing week against Indiana (PA) and DAN<;E: 8 pm., Center of 553-5666 for more infor Ashland (OH), which ranked 14th and ALL -AMERICANS: Returning All-American players, Jeff Heveroh, LECTURE:. Noon to 1 pm., Contemporary Arts, 524 mation. 10th respectively last year. Mike Brickey and Dave Roither are expected to lead the team through a tough schedulle. . 211 Clark Hall. "Adult Chil Trinity Avenue. Premiere dren of Alcoholics." Performances presents the Attention Campus Orga Tourney from page 7 Angela Cass, M.Ed, L.P.C.. , Dayton Contemporary Dance nizations. If you would like counselor at the Recovery Company. This company to have your events pub at 5. to see her get a couple goals this Center of Christian North west is well known for its "Black lished in the Current, please "We supported eachother re weekend." Hospital, will address the dif Tradition in Modern Dance" send your materials to #1 ally well," Hudson said. "We did Hudson credits team ' injuries ficulties particular to adult project and has a rich reper BMOB. Place "calendar" on everything we wanted to do against as the main factor keeping the team children of alcoholics trying tory of masterworks. TicketS the outside of the envelope. them." out of the tournament. to succeed in today's world. are $12 for the general Space is limited and the LIorico, after enduring a scor "If we wouldn't have had inju ing slump, impressed Hudson with ries, I'm fully confident we would I Call Current reserves the right to 553-5380. public, $8 for UMSt. Louis her come-back against Bellamine. of made the torunament. It would faculty/staff and students, not print .any calendar item. "Carmen had a rough week have been a totally different sea KWMU Studio Set members, Materials must be received end," he said. "She has struggled son." Friday Nov. 1 senior citizens and Ethical no later than Tuesday for with her scoring this year. It looked After a week of vacation the Society members. Season publication in the following like she worked it out though. We Riverwomen will come back to made some adjustments and they action and play St. Josephs Uni subscriptions and group rates week's issue. SWIMMING: 5 pm.; Don seemed to work for her. It was nice versity on Nov. 8. Dallas Stadium. The are available. Ca1l553-5818. THE·UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE'S 5TH ANNUAL CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 30TH 7:30AM TO 7:00PM BOOK SIGNINGS 2:00PM TO 3:30PM BY Dr. David Carkeet, English, author of DOOR Quiver River PRIZES! REFRESHMENTS! Dr. Ronald Munson, Philosophy, author of Nothing Human Dr. Howard Schwartz, English, author of Diamond Tree Dr. Lana Stein, Political Science, author of Holding Bureaucrats Accountable DON'T MISS THE FUN! 199i ~J~(]~S~TPAGE 10 ~F----.--:O~R-=----=----F-----.:=(]=-=N----=----~O~CTOBER~28'~URRENT DEAR CollegeH Astrology OROSCBack to work on Wednesday, and no you're so popul!lI" that it'sOPE impossible to to you, so set a good example. by Joyce Jillson excuses; ethics and v alues !lI"e a pertinent get anything done. Someone is boUTId to Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18~. subject for thought and discussion. need bailing out this weekend, probably Several chances to get your pomt Listen closely to those older than you Thursday morning is slow, but the after with a loan, but maybe with a midnight across on Monday, but try not to be so on Monday; valuable information comes noon gets easier. On Friday, you'll be rescue. Amazing news Sunday; last thing outspoken as to alienate people you re ZELDA oul Tuesday is intense for romance and "ready for fun, especially if it's off cam you expected. spect with critical remarks. An ~usual commitment; you may remember why you pus; go! And if you get a chance to meet Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). love match, perhaps with a passIOnate came to school and renew your vows to some new people, say yes. On Friday You want to be out and about; it's a Scorpio, is teaching you much. Room exceL Loyalties count; standing up for an evening, you're getting sweet talk from leadership year for you, with special em mate relations are highlighted Tuesday acquaintance can make you a friend for life. someone sweel Shop on Saturday; study phasis in that area right now . You may run and Wednesday. Give yourself a pat on t])ear ZeUa, Be casual Wednesday; many roads !lI"e on Sunday. Your family is unexpectedly for office or be drafted into positions of the back if you can avoid arguments over blocked. The Virgo moon for Halloween is called away, so it's quiet. responsibility with your fellows . expenses. On Thursday, rerumed work My younger brother has just begun to experiment with alcohoL nice, but not too showy, and it's unlikely Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Monday's agoodresearchday, andyou're bears instructive remarks; at least one of diffi I'm afraid he is going to get into some trouble. He lies to our parents that many pranks will be staged; it's What's favored on Monday? Psy bound to have to pay whatever you owe, your subjects is requiring much more dis cult to be mischievous when Virgo domi chology, .studying at home and getting too. You've got the edge in competitions cipline than you've had to use in the past, and says he is spending the night at a friend's house, and then he nates. Friday is the most intellectually ac stays out all night I don't want him to lose confidence in me, but I extra sleep. Moon goes into Leo Tuesday, on Tuesday and Wednesday; tests, sports but hang in there. On Friday, stay out of tive day of the week; miss no classes, and and that's your chance to shine; invite and report writing are favored. You'll controversy. Saturday and Sunday !lI"e think I should tell my parents. take part in lively discussion. Friday evening some.friends to your place. On Wednes wind up in charge of Halloween festivi great for travel or just geumg off campus, is dreamy and right for love. Saturday and day, special consideration for cranky old ties for some group or other; it's a great and playing sports. Signed, Sunday are great for dates, or for a heart-to ladies is called for, even though you'll success, but tum in early, because Friday Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). heart with a friend. Snitcfi? have to bite your tongue. On Thursday is heavy on scholastics, tests go great Several new wooers can be confus Aries (March 21-April 19). and Friday, make an extra effort to stick Saturday and Sunday are best social times; ing; handle this honestly and ....ith consid A little homesickness starts this week; to a budgel Friday is especially impul have a great time, but save money. t])ear 5 ni tc1i., eration for their feelings, but remain 1= you just don't feel like competing. You sive, and it would be easy to wind up at an Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jao. 19). about demands upon your time and at may be in a hot romance with someone your expensive res taurant OnSaturday, it gets Friendship and love on Monday; take tention. On Tuesday and Wednesday, just Think back to when you were his age. Are any of his actions friends disapprove of or don't get along crowded at your house, but you'll have a time for warm moments, coffee with the stick to business, and if you haven't kept with; use your own judgment. On Tuesday, marvEllous time; perhaps your whole reminiscent of your younger days. I would talk to him fIrSt and tell gang, and take part in class discussions. your room just so on Wednesday, you'll concentration is tops, a chance to make family gives a party. You're awfully smart him from your experiences what can happen. And make sure he Unlikely events are likely on Tuesday; a hear about it from housemates on Thurs some money may come, and your love is on Sunday, and your memory is strong; special relationship with a professor or day, Returned work bears some criticisms, knows about driving drunk, then if you feel :le is going the wrong good at subjects that are tough for you. On study sciences. way, consult with your parents. brainy one can add a great deal to this also on Thursday. Good thing your confi . Wednesday and Thursday, take it easy; if Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). term's possibilities. In-depth rese!lI"ch is dence has improved so much in the past lines !lI"e long, or a book or important paper On Monday, classes arellvely and at the only way with assignments you're few months, so you can take it all in the disappe!lI"s, relax and do some deep breath t])ear ZeUa, break you needn't bother to try to sit working on Wednesday; lots of reading, right spirit. Friday is wonderful for com ing. On Halloween evening, you'll be the alone. On Tuesday, be careful in traffic .. digging - and be thorough. Miss no class panionShip, heart to heart talks and dates. one who turns in early, saving party spmt The other day at work I was corning out of the bathroom and I didn't and sports competitions, but get plenty of sessions through November, It you can Vet some exerClse :o.aruraay ana ;'\.D1UJ1y . for the weekend. On Friday, a high mark on controlled exercise, such as walking ev help it; enlightening discussions take place, Library books you need are there; your notice that there was a giant (2 feet long) piece of toilet paper hanging a test you thought you blew, or other well- erywhere possible. Just listen on as well as terrific lectures. Friday is one of intellect is super sharp. out of my pants! It must have caught on the elastic when I stood up! . earned honor comes your way. Wednesday, but the moon brightens these important days. The weekend finds © ' 1991 TRIBUNEMEDIASER- Now, I am the talk of the whole place and I'm SO embarrassed! How can Taurus (April 20-May 20). ThursdayandFriday,somakeyourmove; you being the respo~ibleone ; others look VICES,INC. I stop all the laughter and jokes? A friend may introduce you to a fasci you're creative, witty and attractive to nating new person. perhaps on Tuesday, those who count. On Saturday, the sub by C,F. M·urray Signed, which is a powerful relationships day. On ject is money; you may be in charge of I THE Daily Cro sswor_d 'Toilet paper trauma Wednesday, it's easy to get into disagree household books, because you're themost ments with that same friend; don't talk practical, organized and reliable in any ACROSS house rules or pick at each other's little house. You may be wined and dined 1 Nursery figure 6 Gator's cousin habits until Friday, If you attend a Halloween Saturday evening, possibly by a Strong 10 - the Man event, romance may be behind the mask; minded Scorpio. Popularity is very high; 14 Disney's middle name I can't help but to laugh myself. You are just going to have to wait use eye contact and magnetism to attract a you're having real fun. 15 A Chaplin for the joking to die down, and it eventually will. Check before you new person. and flatter them by being 8. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). 16 Attention leave next time. good listener - Mercury isn't favoring 17 Certain fuels Relationships with professors are 18 First family your ability to charm with wit at the moment quite special this term; some of you will member Friday is magical for love, studying, writ have affairs with teachers, and many more 19 Holy Roman ing, tr1!veling, creativity and recreations of emperor will find a mentor relationship that con 20 Hint all kinds - a great day. On Saturday and tributes greatly to your career develop 21 Jim Hutton I really like this guy, butl didn't want him to know that I smoke. But Sunday, clean house. ment. On Tuesciay, extra money turns up. TV role 24 Sticks I only smoke once every two or three days . This guy, along with I and Gemini (May 21-June 21). You lJUiy feel pressure this week to buy 26 Place . two of my friends, went out to lunch. You're in a sporting mood, but use ellpensive tickets or something elltrava 27 Palo- creative booty for betting; leave money out gam to wear, just because everyone else 28 Public During the conversation, we talked abo ut things bad for your health, performers is doing it Tum in early on Halloween. including smoking. It was apparent to me and one of my friends not to of it On Tuesday, you'll need to explain 33 Soprano Emma things to those in charge. On Wednesday, Friday is finish up and catch up day; 35 Exclaim bring my smoking. But the other friend told him that I smoked not once, you're restless and don't feel like studying. working alone, you can concentr1!te com suddenly or twice, but three times. 36 Stetson On Thursday, you may decide to invite a pletely. A Libri moon sets you aglow this 37 Summit The guy I like invited me to his parent~ house for Christmas. But n~w· few friends over, Friday is actually the best weekend; you shine at gatherings or on 38 Princess of that he knows I smoke. What should I do? Quit smoking or will he quit day for hosting; you'll be very creative. dates Sarurday (get out and be seen). Wales ~ 1 9 91, Tribune Media SerVIc es 39 Tableland on me. Maybe I should bum my friend for what he told the guy. What With a Libra moon on Saturday and Sun Your family has a surprise for you Sun 40 Rd . map abbr. ANSWERS to do? day, it's time to make your play for that day. 41 Rams and Colts 4 Murray or West attractive someone; heor she may approach 42 "II's - Ihan 5 Avows Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). you think" 6 Anthracite and Signed, you fIrst, bur either way, you're not in this Scholarship takes priority Monday 43 Gulfweed bituminous 45 Elegant just for the game, you're seriously looking through Wednesday. Ifaprofessorcomes 7 Judge's garb Cougfiing arnf Conjusecf for someone to sh!lI"e love with. On Sunday, 46 Tall mountain 8 Humdinger down h!lI"d on you. it's a sign of personal 47 Stopping 9 Root cap news from home may remind you that a interest; take it as a compliment Your 50 Sidney Toler 10 Part of BSA movie role t])earC+C strict budget is important. social life is swinging right along, al 11 London gallery 55 Recent: pre!. 12 Comic Johnson Cancer (June 22-July 22). though you may be traveling in rich 56 Put up a 13 Store front Monday is terrific; communications company; be yourself and don't compete, picture sign If you aren't hooked, QUIT now! You1l thank me andyour friend 57 Blackthorn 22 Zodiac sign and writing skills are in top fonn, and you except for that charming Virgo with the for bringing it out in the open. 58 Rice or Gantry 23 Forsake can even take up money matters with a . poise and wit that piques your interest. 60 Pernicious 25 Rob!.- friend with great success. Tuesday is sexy; Get as much reading and solitary work 61 Raines or 28 Tex, shrine Fitzgerald 29 Goes for office· watch for smolderinll.looks from a Scorpio. done as possible before Friday, because 62 Scans 30 William Powell 63 Far: pret. movie role 64 Profound 31 Let up 65 Smell for one 32 Headliner 41 Lanky 50 Actor Atkins 33 Cup handles 42 Certain cars 51 Own Seek &. find DOWN 34 Recorded . 44 Mouthwash 52 Indigo dye X T N Y P R S G X F D F G J R X P T NP ] .1 Goal for many proceedings 45 Size of coa I 53 She: Fr. · 2 Oral 35 Slant 47 Tawdry 54 Musical Porter H Q R WAG R E E A 0 A GT E Q AH M Q 3 Stacy Keach 38 Hated . 48 Is lacking 59 Majors or TV role . 39 Bulk 49 Furze Marvin S SUA V N T D M DEC X E L P R P G E THO K W lOA E I C U W K I Y K C M G CHA OS by Brian Shuster & Rich Cando if) 1991 Weslwood Features. 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