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Announcing an historic tribute to tlie courageous fighting men of the Second World War

The World War II Commemorative Proof Set of tiie South Pacific

Minted in Soiid Sterling Silver

Coins stKiwn actual size. Three official monetary coins — eacfi from a different nation, and each bearing a The Solomon Islands. dramatic new design commemorating the 40th 5 Dollars. 40.00mm. anniversary of one of the most decisive campaigns

of the war in the South Pacific.

All orders must be postmarked by November 15, 1982.

Forty years ago, the islands of the South the people of Papua New Guinea in de- Pacific were the scene of some of the ' fending their country most significant and stirring battles of the The Five Dollar Coin of Second World War. The Solomon Islands to the Allied fighting Now, honor men Commemorates the battle for Guadal- who served so gallantly during these mo- canal — the pivotal campaign that halted governments of mentous campaigns, the Japan's Pacific offensive and turned the three South Pacific nations the Philip- — tide of battle in favor of the Allies. Here, the Solo- pines, Papua New Guinea and with the beachhead secured, a contin- mon Islands have joined together to — gent of U.S. Marines is shown advancing issue an historic World War II Commemo- inland over the rugged jungle terrain. rative Proof Set. It will include one solid sterling silver Proof coin from each na- if you are not compietely satisfied, you may return the tion, bearing original conimemorative coins wittiin 30 days for a full refund. designs created exclusively for these im- -OFFICIAL ORDER FORM- portant coinage issues. Proof coins are flawless specimens, minted from hand- THE WORLD WAR II finished coining dies so that the sculp- COMMEMORATIVE PROOF SET tured design stands out in bold, frosted Must be postmarked by November 15, 1982. relief against a mirror-like background. Limit: Two sets per person. The Franklin Mint . Each Proof Set will be issued in a handsome presentation case, accom- Franklin Center, Pennsylvania 19091 Please accept my order for_ Proof Set{s), panied by a Certificate of Authenticity af- at the official issue price of $125.* per set. firming its Limited Edition Proof status. 'Plus my stale sales tax The official issue price is $125 per set, and $3 per set tor postage and handling

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October 1982 Volume 113, Number 4 For God and Country

^ Letters 16 Hailing from the Trairie Our readers comment State': National Commander Al Keller, Jr. 3 Books The man who leads The American Lesion this year talks Interestins new titles about his love of country, a lesacy from his immisrant Bis Issues parents, and his commitment to his communit/, country and fellow veterans. Should The U.S. Adopt A Flat- Rate Income Tax? ^ 3 America's Booming ^ 2 Dateline Washington Underground Economy By Jay Stuller

Issues and opinions from the Can an act that sovernment views as illesal or immoral capital ultimately be beneficial to society? Some economists think so. ^4 News to Use Helpful hints for consumers 20 The World's Most Secret Crime By William E. Miles ^3 Parting Shots Smusslers have updated their tricks over the years, but the To leave you laushins U.S. Customs Service is never far behind with its amazins combination of science, psycholosy and old-fashioned "horse sense." 22 I^^n- Arena Of World Struggle By Emest Cuneo

The Soviet Union is wasins a secret war for control of the

world's largest oil fields, and it hopes to win without firing a shot. 32 A Windy City Salute Legionnaires from across the countr/ and around the world

gathered to appraise the problems facing our nation and its veterans, and to map a course of corrective action.

About our authors . . . known magazines. "The World's Most Secret Crime" was written by Buffalo, N.Y., writer Wil- California based Jay Stuller, author Ernest Cuneo brings long years of liam E. Miles, who has authored two of "America's Booming Underground intelligence experience and military books and many magazine articles. Economy," is a frequent contributor contacts to his article "Iran: Arena Of of free-lance articles to other well- World Struggle." Cover by Keith Hampton

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Freedom have seen child abuse and many emo- tional parents whose actions they do • In "The Contest For Freedom" not realize are forms of child abuse. (August), David M. Abshire correctly We all need this fast emerging infor- National Commander points out the greatest Soviet vulnera- mation on child abuse not only for the Al Keller, Jr. bihty as the freer flow of information mothers and fathers involved, but for and ideas. Unfortunately, this area the betterment of all our children and has not been given a corresponding yours and to help our future citizens to The American Legion Magazine priority by our government and Con- be happier and healthier adults. Editorial & Advertising Officeg 700 North Pennsylvania St. it gress over the years. However, Virginia L. Nicholson RO. Box 1055 appears that recently proposed mea- Westouer, W. Va. Indianapolis, IN 46206 317-635-8411 sures by the administration will signi- ficantly upgrade the capabilities of Navy Art Radio Liberty, Radio Free Europe and Publisher Dean B. Nelson the Voice of America broadcasts that • In regard to the excellent layout Assistant Publisher/Editor provide information and ideas from Art: U.S. (August), in "Combat Navy" Daniel S. Wheeler the to the people in the Soviet West the drawing "First Attack," the de- Managing Editor empire. This effort to advance the U.S. stroyer in the foreground is the USS Gerard T. Atchison thrust in the struggle for freedom Smith DD378; the carrier is the Enter- Assistant Editor Grail S. Hanford should not be allowed to falter. prise and the battleship is the North Associate Editor John Bolsteins Dakota. 1 was aboard the Smith that Kathleen Whitehead Rockville, Md. day when we lost 66 men but stayed Art Editor afloat. What memories have been re- James A. Chaney • Author David M. Abshire states kindled by artist Dwight Shepler's Production Manager "with proper strategy, organization perfect visualization of this battle! Bill Kroeker and leadership, the defense of democ- Bob Decker racies should be no problem." There is Bellingham, Wash. Advertising Sales no mention of the need for a patriotic Robert Redden Assoc., Inc. PO. Box 999, Teaneck, NJ 07666 cause. Had it not been for U.S. mili- Senility 201-837-5511 tary superiority over Germany in World Wars I and 11, underscored by • Regarding the "Senility" article by The American Legion Magazine Commission an Allied and U.S. cause, today's Doctors Yesavage and Lapp (August), Milford A. Forrester, Chairman, Greenville, SC; Adolph F. Bremer, Vice Chairman, Winona, MN; James R. world would be very different. The the obvious reason that preventive Kelley, National Commander's Representative, Devon, U.S.S.R., prostrate after both wars, medicine has had slow progress is PA; Norman Biebel, Belleville, IL; Victor Broom, Fulton, MS; Andrew J. Cooper, Gulf Shores, AL; John J. contained, but the contained in one word profit. could have been — More Dunn, Sr., Scranton, PA; Martin T. Jansen, Little U.S. and the Allies muffed it with the money is made by treating a condition Chute, WI; Eugene J. Kelley, Savannah, GA; James V. Kissner, Palatine, IL; Frank J. Holcshuh, Youngstown, to "bring the boys home," than preventing it. confusion by OH; Russell H. Laird, Des Moines, lA; Arthur M. thus allowing the Soviets to rebuild. L. Bradley Prescott McDowell, Indianapolis, IN; Nathaniel J. McKee, Despite superior U.S. forces, the Kor- Spring Hill, Fla. Princeton, NJ; J. H. Morris, Baton Rouge, LA; Bruce E. Penny, Seattle, WA; Floyd J. Rogers, Topeka, KS; ean War was a stalemate—because we George G. Sinopoli, Fresno, CA; Ralph L. Smith, did not have a true cause. Vietnam, U.N. Bartlesville, OK; Dewey C. Spencer, Mabelvale, AR; Benjamin B. Truskoski, Bristol, CT, George J. Zanos, another proving ground for the two Sr, Wellsburg, WV; Keith H. Gwilliam, Consultant, adversaries, was lost for the same rea- • In reference to Philip C. Clarke's Roy, UT, Jerome Neuberger, Consultant, Staten Island, NY. son. Let us hope the United States "Battling Back at the U.N." (June), I does not become directly involved in recommend that The American Legion what could become the next proving commend Ambassador Jeane Kirk- The American Legion Magazine is published monthly ground—the Middle East, where the patrick for her exceptional under- by The American Legion, 700 North Pennsylvania Street, Indianapolis, IN 46206, Price: yearly sub- true cause is not ours but Israel's need standing and the guts to express it so scription, $9.00; single copy, $1.00 to survive. forcefully. Jay B. Rosensweig Capt. E. M. Block Send editorial and advertising material to: The American Legion Magazine, 700 North Pennsylvania Lexington, Ky. Chapala, Jal., Mexico St., RO. Box 1055, Indianapolis, IN 46206. Copyright 1982 by The American Legion. Child Abuse Nuclear Microfilm copies available: University Microfilms, 300 N. Zeeb Rd., Ann Arbor, MI 48106

• I was very impressed when read- • In the article "Is a Nuclear Arms ing Charles Downey's "Child Abuse: Freeze Advisable?" Big Issues, Change of Address A Legacy of Self-hate" (September). (August), Sen. Kennedy stated that Notify Post Adjutant and Circulation Dept., RO. Box Being a mother five times and a the Soviets had 7,500 nuclear war- 1954, Indianapolis, IN 46206. Attach old address label, provide old and new address and current membership grandmotlier of five, I have done a lot heads and the United States 9,400. card number. Allow 8 weeks for change of address to of babysitting, not only for my own Where does he get his information? take effect. family, but for neighbors as well. I The Russians never put out honest fig- ures and allow no inspection. Our own Non-Member Subscriptions Send $9.00 ($15.00 in foreign countries) to Circulation government has no way of knowing Dept., PO. Box 1954, Indianapolis, IN 46206. Letters published do not necessarily the number of warheads the Russians express the policy of the American have. Member Legion. V/^' reserve the right to both George V. Anderson e Audit Bureau of Circulations edit and se 'Ct letters for publication. Sterling, III.

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Should The U.S. Adopt A Flat-Rate Income Tax?

Yes Why would anybody No • Support for the adoption favor a tax system so confusing it of a flat tax rate is fueled by the belief encourages cheating? So inefficient that it means a simplified tax system. it costs the economy almost as much In fact a flat tax, by simple dictionary as it brings in? And so complex that definition, means that senior corpo- it benefits only the wealthy who can rate executives and senior citizens afford a battalion of accountants must pay precisely the same rate. and lawyers to dream up sophisti- When advocates of a flat tax say cated tax shelters. our present tax system is so complex Rep. Dan Rep. Tom There are two primary reasons it rewards armies of tax lawyers, Crane, Daschle but why some like our present tax struc- penalizes everybody else, they are R-Ill. D-S.D. ture. First, they believe in liberal big correct. When advocates of a flat tax spending that depends upon the graduated tax system say some wealthy citizens and powerful corporations and, second, they use complicated tax laws to buy the sup- manipulate carefully crafted tax loopholes to avoid pay- port of special interest groups by promising to create or ing taxes, they are again correct. And when flat tax advo- preserve tax favors. cates say the intricacies of our tax system result in millions If everyone paid his fair share (say 10 percent of his of hours and billions of dollars being spent devising ways income) and all loopholes were closed, people could use to bilk the system, rather than ways to invest in produc- their money as they see fit, rather than buying fancy sh el- tive enterprises, they are once more correct. ters to reduce their taxes. The money, talent and energies But when flat tax advocates claim their method is the now going into non-productive gimmicks would go into best way to end the complexity and unfairness of our cur- real investments that strengthen America's economy. rent tax system, they are flat wrong. If everyone paid his fair share, we would know just what In examining how to fairly end the insanity of our running the government is costing each of us. The tax rate present tax code, we should ponder some important facts. (or percent) would reflect the size of the federal govern- We should ponder the conclusion of every study done on ment. Of course, the liberal big spenders don't want any the flat tax, showing it would result in a multi-billion dol- such thing; if taxpayers knew what every new welfare lar transfer of the tax load away from people earning over scheme was costing us, they wouldn't stand for it. But the $100,000 toward people earning $10,000 to $50,000. Even true cost of big government is hidden in the maze of our making allowances for those wealthy citizens who now complex, confusing and antiquated tax laws. manage to avoid paying any taxes —and the tax shelters If everyone paid his fair share, the IRS would find its and complicated dodges in the present tax code—a flat tax workload cut by 90 percent, which would mean a reduction would still mean billions of dollars in tax savings for the in bureaucracy. We'd then see how IRS auditors would wealthy and tax increases for the middle class. perform in productive jobs in the private sector. If every- We might also ponder the correlation between political one paid his fair share, we could balance the federal bud- support for huge new tax loopholes and for the flat tax. get by collecting the billions of dollars that fall through With few exceptions, the people now arguing most force- loopholes. If everyone paid his fair share, liberal big fully for a pure flat tax rate are the same ones who beat the spending would be handcuffed, which would help reduce drums loudest last year for new oil tax breaks, for allow- inflation. Interest rates would fall because the govern- ing corporations to buy their way out of paying taxes, and ment wouldn't have to finance huge budget deficits. for a tax cut mightily skewed in favor of the rich. They Some politicians claim that a fair share tax will elimi- know a flat rate tax is the biggest boondoggle for the rich nate the homeowners deduction and cost you money. since the idea of selective tax loopholes was invented. That's bunk. Which would you rather have: a few hundred This country desperately needs tax simplification. It dollars a year or 90 percent of your income tax-free? also needs a fair tax system. It can have both by adopting Some churches and charities say they couldn't survive a mildly progressive tax rate, coupled with elimination of without tax deductions. But most people contribute to a most tax loopholes. Such a system would incorporate the church or charity because they believe in the work of these simplicity of a flat tax rate, while calling for millionaires organizations. Any group with credibility does^n't need a to pay a modestly higher tax, say 30 percent, lower and tax preference. In fact, people will have even more after- middle income people perhaps 10 to 20 percent. tax income to contribute. This progressive "10-20-30" tax simplification system The bottom line is: if you're super-rich, a liberal big would end the 50 percent to 70 percent tax rate of recent spending politician, an IRS bureaucrat or a welfare recip- years that has stifled investment by the wealthy and led ient, you'll fight tooth and nail against a fair share tax them into all manner of tax shelters. But it would retain system. Let's establish a fair and equitable tax system America's 50-year commitment to the proposition that that asks for a fair and equal share from each individual those whose lifestyles include vacation homes and yachts instead of placing the burden of taxes on just a few. As should in fairness be asked to carry a slightly larger President Kennedy said, "Ask not what your country can burden than those facing retirement, declining farm do for you, but what you can do for-your country." prices, wage givebacks and unemployment.

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Important Lesson Relearned— "The past decade The NAS has formed the Commission of Pre-college taught us once again an important lesson about the U.S.- Education in Mathematics and Science and Techfiology. Soviet relationship. In brief, it is that diminished Ameri- Also, there is a bill in the House, aimed at improving the can strength and resolve are an open invitation for Soviet technological skills of the work force, introduced by Rep. expansion into areas of critical interest to the West and Augustus F. Hawkins, D-Calif., and in the Senate former provide no incentive for moderation in the Soviet military astronaut Sen. Harrison H. Schmitt, R-N.M., has intro- buildup..." Secretary of State George P. Shultz. duced the National Science and Technology Improvement We've Lost Our Privacy—"We've lost the penumbra Act of 1982. of private inviolability and mystery that used to surround people. We are sort of ciphers under a 200-watt bulb." 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Hailing From The Prairie State':

National Commander Al Keller^ Jr.

National Commander Albert "Al" good time, but it wasn't long before his natural interest in Keller, Jr., son of Swiss immigrants baseball led him into volunteer service in the Post's sports who settled near Peoria, 111., in the programs. From there Keller took on additional duties early 1920s, is the seventh Legion and was soon considered by some of the "oldtimers" as a chief to hail from the "Prairie State." likely candidate for Post office. Elected by the 64th National Conven- "They persuaded me to run for Senior Vice Commander tion, meeting in Chicago, August 24-26, Cdr. Keller believes against two other candidates," he recalled. "Frankly, I the future of the Legion depends, in part, on how well we didn't even know what the job entailed, but when the are able to motivate our members to become active in com- votes had been tallied I was the winner by three ballots." munity affairs. The rest is history. Speaking to more than 3,000 official delegates and He went on to serve in virtually every Post capacity, Legionnaires assembled in the International Ballfoom of including Post Commander and Adjutant. Rising quickly the Conrad Hilton Hotel, Keller said Legionnaires no long- through the Department hierarchy, due primarily to his er seem to be as deeply involved in community service as willingness to serve in any capacity and due to his enthus- they once were. "It's taken something away from us," he iastic support of the Legion's ideals and programs, Keller told them. "The strength of the Legion is in the individual, was elected Illinois Department Commander in 1958. not just in our numbers; not just as one of millions, but as a Not content to rest on his laurels after completing his committed, concerned Legionnaire serving his community." year of stewardship, Keller remained active at both the The Commander also acknowledged the role of The local and national levels. Serving on several national Amerian Legion as a vital influence in national affairs. He commissions, he gained additional insight into the chal- encouraged delegates to bear in mind the power of their col- lenges facing the Legion and the veterans of America. In lective voice. However, he reminded them that "it's not 1967, in order to more effectively contribute to the eco- enough to simply sign up new members. Those who decide nomic adjustment of veterans, Keller became a member of to join in our efforts must come to realize their involvement the National Economic Commission and served as its in community affairs is not incidental to Legion member- chairman from 1974-80. ship, but essential to it. Obviously, a man who has spent two-thirds of his life in "Community service," he said, "fashioned the Legion, service to his community and fellow veterans must be ded- and community service will sustain it." icated to helping others. And that's a trait Keller gets At 57, Keller views his election to honestly; it's a way of life that was the Legion's highest office as the great- instilled in him and his two brothers est challenge he has ever faced in a life by his parents, Albert and Ida. The already decorated with an impressive senior Kellers —both of whom now array of accomplishments. Moreover, live in Kankakee—came to America the new Commander welcomes the with neither money nor the ability to opportunity to motivate Legionnaires speak English. (As a matter of fact, everywhere and "instill in them the though they are both Swiss immi enthusiasm to go out in their home- grants—now naturalized citizens towns and not only recruit members, they met in Illinois and were married bat also to participate in our programs shortly thereafter.) Determined to themselves," he said. "I want each of make the United States their home in us to play a larger role in those things spirit as well as fact, Albert and Ida that The American Legion was founded worked hard and long and today to do." credit much of their success to the Keller's Legion career began in 1947 generosity of neighbors who be- when he agreed to attend a meeting at friended them and helped teach them Kankakee Post 85 with a neighbor who the American ways. was a World War I veteran and an "Because of our circumstances, we active Legionnaire. He recalled that learned to appreciate other people and those former doughboys didn't waste learned that we needed them," Cdr. any time when it came to signing up Keller said. "In turn, we also helped young GIs. "Before we had even others whenever we could. My parents reached the Post, I had signed an impressed upon us the importance of application and been briefed on the Al Keller the youngster is shown family togetherness and family life, programs of the Legion." decked out in flight gear on the eve and they—through example and word Initially, he looked upon his Legion of his departure for Europe and —taught us that nothing comes to you Post as merely a place to go to have a WWII. (Continued on page 50

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By Jay Stuller

It is difficult not to admire Trevor Rodgers (not his real name), a 34-year- old carpenter, father of three and as industrious a man as one could ever find. Five days a week he works for a contractor, but you'll often find him still hammering on Saturday and Sunday, building a deck, framing an addition or repairing the creaky stair- way of someone's home. His customers like him, not only for Rodgers' affable way, but because in his moonlight role he charges some 40 America's Booming percent less than would a contractor on a formal basis. In gratitude, his cli- ents frequently pay cash. And though Underground Economy Trevor Rodgers carefully obeys speed laws, keeps his dog on a leash and is the last person who'd ever hold up a liquor store, he rarely—if ever—reports his weekend earnings to the Internal Clearly paradoxical, Revenue Service. And that, obviously, is illegal. the underground economy is of great benefit In a capitalistic economy such as ours, however, Rodgers, despite the and commensurate harm simultaneously 18 THEAMERKANLECK^N October 1982

tax evasion, is making a valuable con- Ways and Means Committee hearing, like a glove-making empire in Naples, tribution, albeit unintended. As Adam "from $29 bilUon to $87 billion in thrived outside the law, free from Smith wrote in his 1776 treatise, "The 1981." government regulations and taxes. Wealth of Nations," an "invisible These lost tax revenues would clearly The British, with their cool charm, hand" guides and promotes general go a long way in cutting the federal call the practice "fiddling." welfare far beyond the scope of a sim- government's enormous budget deficit. In the United States, however, such ple business transaction. Rodgers' And if no significant inroads are fiddling was only 20 years ago consid- cheap labor, you see, enabled the made on the problem, said Egger, the ered the province of loan sharks, homeowner to afford lumber, which in gap "will reach nearly $120 billion by drug dealers, prostitutes, pimps and turn provided employment at the 1985." And on top of that, lost taxes organized Godfathers. The Black Mar- lumber yard. This also parlays into from illegal activities—a doubleheader ket—except for gasoline coupons dur- jobs for loggers, millhands and truck of crime—could increase from $8 bil- ing World War II —was a thing for less drivers, and for all the individuals lion last year to $13 billion in 1985. organized or less civilized nations. We their spending supports. From a sin- These figures may, however, be con- prided ourselves on honesty in our gle transaction spread many thous- servative. voluntary tax compliance system. But ands of economic ripples. today, tax dodging is a participant Nevertheless, in the words of Nobel sport on par, in numbers, with jog- Prize-winning economist Milton Fried- ging, golf and tennis combined. man, Trevor Rodgers' failure to report "It's growing faster It is not merely a ploy of the rich, his moonlight income "undermines although some doctors, lawyers and the moral basis of society." But in the than a grass fire in a dentists have been known to barter same breath, Friedman salutes just their high-priced skills without report- stiff such zest for work and the positive breeze." ing the goods or services received in impact it makes on our economy. "It's trade as income. Some corporate exec- one of the bad things about many of utives pad expense accounts and the laws on our books," explains Fried- pocket the difference between real and man. "They make illegal or immoral Ah yes, the underground economy, reported chits. The bulk of the activ- certain actions that are ultimately known in other circles as the Black ity, however, comes from "the little socially beneficial." Market. In France it's called travail guy." Such is the paradox of the under- au noir, in Germany, Schattenwirt- Some auto mechanics pocket the ground economy, subterranean com- schaft. In Italy—where it accounts for cash from a transmission repair job, merce by otherwise law-abiding people: more than a quarter of that nation's as do some plumbers who make late- citizens rattled by high taxes and economic activity—the economia som- night calls to unclog a pipe. Some racked by inflation. No one knows the mersa, or submerged economy, is a hairdressers, waitresses and bartend- exact size of this economic sector, but veritable way of life. Whole industries. ers report only a fraction of their tips. some estimates have placed it as high Some small businesses skim from the as $420 billipn a year, or about 14 per- till. The tax evasion is most prevalent cent of the nation's 1981 official Gross among the self-employed, whose pay National Product. is not subject to routine withholding One thing is certain: the under- as is the case with workers on wages ground economy is growing faster and salaries. They make up more than than a grass fire in a stiff breeze. Two 10 percent of the work force and, ac- professors at Florida State University cording to one IRS study, fail to report figured that during the 1970s, the a whopping 40 percent of their income. underground economy grew at more Part of the cause is a growing dis- than twice the rate of the measured trust and dissatisfaction with govern- economy. And a number of indicators ment, and not merely high taxes. —such as the ratio of cash holdings to Italy, for example, has had more than checking account deposits, a growth 40 government changes in the last 35 in self employment that in the last years and though tax rates are rela- decade is 30 percent higher than total tively low, noncompliance is high. employment, and consumer spending Sweden, on the other hand, has a rela- that's uncannily strong despite a tively stable government, yet one of seeming weakness in income— all the highest income tax rates in the point to more off-the-books business. world. The latter has bred, if not dis- Roscoe L. Egger, Jr., the commis- trust, at least a great disaffection for sioner of the Internal Revenue Service, the steep levies, so tax evasion and the calls this the "compliance tax gap," underground economy flourish in that covering revenues lost from non- or Scandinavian nation. The United under-reporting by corporations and Whether you call it "free-lancing" or States, with its scrambled tax laws, is individuals in both the legal and ille- "moonlighting" the results are the cultivating a population that is going gal sector of the economy. "The total same: a sizable chunk of unreported the way of Italy. legal sector gap has tripled in eight cash in the pockets of millions of Bad examples are set when promi- years," said Egger during a House Americans. (Continued on page 44) 19 THE AMERICAN LEGION October 1982

The World's Mos Even work-a-day, By William E. Miles of science and psychology that has enabled the U.S. Customs Service, usually law-abiding Mark Twain, returning from a trip to ever since its establishment in 1 789, to Europe, once became annoyed when a shed new light on old larceny. citizens find it hard customs agent started rummaging One of the favorite dodges of early through his luggage. "You don't have day dope to heroin, to resist the Siren peddlers was place to mix up all my things," protested the which is white and colorless, in bak- song of greed author. "There are only clothes in ing powder cans or containers of tal- there—nothing but clothes." cum powder. So the Customs Service But the suspicious official kept look- hired a chemist in 1880 whose first job ing until he uncovered a quart of tax- was to concoct what was, literally, an able liquor. "You call this just clothes?" "acid test." One drop of a mixture of he inquired. trichloroethane, chloroform, nitric acid "Of course," replied Twain calmly. and phosphoric acid would simply "That's my night cap." make ordinary baking soda or talcum The famous humorist didn't find it powder fizz and remain colorless. But, so funny when he had to pay duty on applied to heroin, it trapped smug- the bottle. And thousands of fellow glers by turning bright purple. travelers, before and since, have been Today thousands of items, from equally unamused by the amazing use whiskey and wool to yak hair and THE AMERICAN LEGION October 1982 ^>^Crime heroin, are sampled and identified by Uniondale, N.Y., where they are alerted Unconscious gestures, as well as ill- Customs Service chemists in 12 labor- to the hundreds of ruses that smug- fitting clothes and dentures, have pro- atories throughout the nation. These glers use to sneak things through: vided the tip-offs to other smugglers. examinations are necessary to deter- cheap American linings sewn into Take the case of the immaculately mine the exact contents of the mer- expensive European coats, valuable dressed male tourist who attracted chandise so that appraisers and col- necklaces secreted in picture frames, another inspector's attention because lectors can determine the amount of precious stones hidden in hollowed- every now and then he would unobtru- duty to be paid into the U.S. Treasury. out copies of the Bible, and a host of sively hitch up his trousers. Why, But in addition to determining duties, other artful dodges. But the top lesson wondered the inspector, would such these chemical analyses often result they learn is how to spot a "bad" an elegantly dressed chap wear sus- in saving lives. Not long ago a Miami actor. For smugglers are like actors penders that seemed too loose? His store was prohibited from importing a trying to play an innocent role and, in question was answered with the dis- shipment of beautiful red-and-black many small ways, their performance covery of a pound of narcotics in a beaded necklaces because the "beads" often strikes a discordant note that a money belt around the man's waist. were found to be Central America's trained customs inspector can detect. A Boston customs inspector became dangerous jequirity berries —so toxic For instance, they are taught to look suspicious of a young man arriving they could prove fatal to any child for incongruities in a person's appear- from France with a casket containing who licked them. ance. A tall Belgian woman who made the body of his sister. He remembered A number of years ago customs herself even taller by wearing high that a few months before the same agents suspected that stolen cattle heels attracted one airport inspector's youth had brought home the body of a were being smuggled from Canada attention. He reasoned to himself this brother. The "sister's" casket was into upper New York State. Supplied opened and the body inside was found with a special chemical by one of its wrapped in hundreds of yards of non- laboratories, the agents crossed the duty-free lace trimmed with $40,000 border into Canada and, with the co- worth ofjewelry. An investigation dis- operation of Canadian law enforce- "Some smuggling tricks closed that the smuggling racket had ment officials, secretly smeared the are as bizarre as any been going on for four years with the substance on herds of cattle in the "brother" buying bodies from a pot- area where the smuggling had been to be found in a James ter's field in Paris, forging identifica- taking place. The chemical dried on tion papers, and having them shipped Bond spy thriller." the cattle, leaving no visible trace. home in his care by an unsuspecting Later a second chemical was smeared undertaker. on the suspected herds on the other One of the shrewdest of all smug- side of the border. Large red blotches gling rackets was uncovered through soon appeared on the cattle, providing way: "Most tall women don't want to the "sixth sense" of a New York cus- irrefutable evidence that they had be tall, particularly in Europe, where toms inspector. He became suspicious been smuggled into the United States. tall men are scarcer than here. And of an import-export merchant who Smugglers' tricks have been consi- she isn't wearing a wedding ring, spent most of his time crossing the derably updated over the years, but so which nearly every wife does in Atlantic by ship. Perfectly normal for have the tactics used to trap them. Europe. Why is she, probably still sin- a man in that line of business. What Aside from chemistry, these include gle, going out of her way to make it started the inspector wondering was such new technological aids as radar, harder for herself to attract a man?" why no one ever greeted him when he infrared light, seismic and acoustic His hunch paid off when the heels of arrived though he always had a small sensors, and a nationwide computer her shoes were opened in the matron's going-away party attended by two system. But even without the benefit room and out tumbled $1,300,000 business associates. Why did they of this modern sensory equipment, it's worth of diamonds! only show up when he was leaving, the extrasensory perception (or sixth A woman inspector's intuition also the inspector asked himself, and not sense) of the 14,000 members of the paid off when, while admiring a beau- when he returned—presumably with Customs Service policing the nation's tifully dressed woman, she noticed her news of what he had accomplished on 296 ports of entry that has generally coat seemed to lie awkwardly on her his trip? proven to be the most effective tool in body. Closer inspection revealed why A search of his stateroom supplied catching crooks and uncovering con- —42 fine Swiss watches sewn into the the answer—$100,000 worth of uncut traband. lining of her coat! And then there was diamonds concealed in a hole in the New customs recruits, under the the woman whose lisp proved her bathroom wall. That night, when the tutelage of veteran inspectors, are undoing. It was caused by a sapphire two business associates were leaving given a special six-week crash course ring placed under a poorly fitted den- the ship after another going-away at the national training center in ture. (Continued on page 62)

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By Ernest Cuneo swooped down the Persian Gulf, then m on up the Tigris-Euphrates Valley to Arena Of As it has been for the past 40 centuries, the Mediterranean, then on down the high plateau of Iran is once again through Palestine to conquer Egypt, the vast arena in which the drama of a thence northwest to advance on Greece. tremendous struggle for world power is Their vast armies were stopped by a World rapidly reaching climax. It is all but pitifuUy small group of freemen at impossible to understand the portent of Marathon. It was the turn of the West- the current confrontation of the Free ern conquerors to march east. Down Struggle World and the Russian Communist from Macedonia came Alexander the Empire without a brief outline of Iran's Great to plunge south to Egypt, then unique geography, its dramatic history back along the Fertile Crescent, down as a crossroads and it's role as a con- the Tigris-Euphrates to carry the peaks frontation cockpit for the conquerors of and conquer Persia. West and East. Alexander the Great opened the road Its importance in the 20th century of the conquerors east across the high exceeds even that of the previous mil- plateau of Persia where invaders from lennia, for who controls Iran controls the north and west could plunge down the Persian Gulf, and who controls the through the narrow funnel of the fate- Persian Gulf controls the largest oil ful Khyber Pass into India. And down fields in the world—oil upon which the they came—the Mongols, Tamerlane, industrial nations of the Free World Huns and. eventually, the British are utterly dependent. down from the east on India, as Cyrus The mighty peaks surrounding the the Great had come down on the Tigris- high plateau made Iran the womb of Euphrates from the east. the great Persian Empire. From their To protect India, the Star of the protected eyrie, Cjnrus the Great, Dar- Empire, the British posted their crack ius the Great, Xerxes and Artaxerxes line regiments along the Persian 22 THE AMERICAN LEGION October 1982

peaks. These Northern Tier mountains Iran became the backdoor through of the British Lion, i.e., the fanatical not only guarded the western ap- which American war materiel poured hatred of the Islamic fundamentalists. proaches to the Khyber Pass, but acted into Russia. By treaty with the Shah, Below the 636,000 square miles of as the land fortress protecting the Brit- Iran was occupied, with British and Iran—making it about the same size ish lifeline which ran by sea, particu- Russian troops guarding the Trans- as the mountain states of the United larly the narrow seas—the straits of Siberian Railway. At the insistence of States—lies the 88,000 square miles of Gibraltar, Malta, Suez, Bab el Mandeb the U.S., both the Lion and the Bear the Persian Gulf. Its deep blue water and Aden. The mountains of Iran were agreed to withdraw their occupying couldn't be more valuable were it a the land fortresses guarding the Brit- armies six months after the war ended. sea of pure sapphires, because from ish lifeline, running far south to the The British pulled out their army, but the flat, torrid sands, hotter than Indian Ocean and the Red Sea. Stalin refused to move his forces, be- those of Death Valley, comes more oil It was the warm water ports of the lieving he had been given a free hand than from the oil wells of Russia and Persian Gulf that the ice-bound Czars at Yalta by F.D.R. But the Russian the United States combined. Great as longed to acquire, but the southward Bear encountered the American Eagle is the value of this liquid gold, it can- path was always blocked by the Brit- in the form of President Harry S. Tru- not be measured in money—because ish Lion lashing its tail. man. Truman told Stalin to get out or the Persian Gulf oil is the energy sup- Now, once again as in the past 4,000 get blown out. The American president ply upon which the industries of West- years, Iran is the arena where world ordered the super battleship USS Mis- ern Europe and Japan depend for powers battle to the death. For more souri to Istanbul. Reluctantly and their very existence. than a century, the British Lion had growling, the Russian Bear went back As Iran is the battleground of furiously clawed the Russian Bear in over the mountains—but never ceased empires, oil has made the Persian "The Great Game," the undeclared bor- peeking over their rim. Gulf the cockpit of world struggle. der war of their intelligence services. In 1952, the Iranians nationalized Into it from the northeast pours the Then the British Lion suddenly died of the Anglo-Iranian Oil company. Hence, Tigris-Euphrates valley, broad high- wounds it received in the two World American oil companies became full way to the Mediterranean, to join the Wars. The Russian Bear, though sav- partners in the marketing of Iranian coastal plain through the Holy Land agely torn by Hitler's armies, moved to oil. The Shah built up a large army to on down to Egypt. Where now stand take over Iran. There, to the amaze- hold the northern mountains, but in the nations of Iraq and Syria, there ment of both, the Russian Bear found 1978, the Shah's government was flourished the fabulous cities of Bag- the angry-eyed American Eagle with overthrown by the Islamic funda- dad, Babylon, Nineveh and Damascus. war feathers up and talons bared tak- mentalists. The American Eagle, But the oil of this valley—Mesopotamia ing the place of the British Lion in pro- which had inherited the assets of the Continued . . . tecting Iran, thus blocking the Bear British Empire in Iran, was now itself from taking over the Persian Gulf ports. ousted, inheriting simultaneously, as When Russia was attacked by Hitler, it lost its assets, the previous liability

No matter which direction Ayatollah Khomeini faces, he is threatened by nations that covet Iran's strategic location, rich oil fields and the geographically vulnerable Strait of Hormuz. 23 October 1982

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31 Above, a capacity audience fills the International Ballroom of the Conrad Hilton Hotel for the opening session of the 64th National Convention of The American Legion. Below, Legionnaires were greeted with a spectacular fireworks display along Chicago's waterfront as more than one million Chicagoan's filled Grant Park for the annual "Venetian Nights" celebration.

Trying to summarize the sprawling 64th National Convention of The American Legion with a single des- criptive phrase is like eating soup with a fork: you can capture some of the flavor, but none of the substance. One comment about the convention, which was held August 24-26 at the Conrad Hilton Hotel in Chicago, seemed most prevalent: "Smooth

. . .this is, without doubt, the smooth- est running convention I've seen of the 27 I've attended," said an Ohio delegate waiting for a taxi on Michi- gan Avenue. Though quick to acknowledge kudos due the host Department of Illi- nois and their convention corporation for coordinating the activities of more than 15,000 conventioneers, many

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AWindy City Salute bluecappers thought the ceremonies nuclear freeze movement in Europe" marking the Legion's $1 milHon dona- while at the same time "they have con- tion to the Vietnam Veterans Memor- tinued a relentless buildup of both ial Fund was the convention's most strategic and conventional forces." memorable moment. The tearful One other moment that will live in thanks of a widow who lost her hus- the memories of the 2965 delegates to band in Vietnam and a filmed tribute the convention—and especially those to American fighting men and the from Illinois —was that moment when Vietnam Veterans Memorial convinc- Al Keller, Jr., was elected to the ingly underscored the Legion's right- Legion's highest office. "Why the elec- ness in supporting the memorial. tion of our own Al Keller of Kankakee Others, particularly those attend- as our new National Commander is ing their first National Convention, the single most cherished memory were most impressed by the intensity we'll take home, sir," said one Prairie of the marathon sessions of conven- State delegate who felt he spoke for tion committees and standing com- the entire Illinois contingent. (See Jack Flynt performs his last official missions—the forums through which page 16 for a profile of Cdr. Keller and act as National Commander: pinning much of the work gets done. highlights of his acceptance speech.) the badge of office on his successor, No matter what the highlight was Also elected by the delegates were Al Keller, Jr., of Kankakee, III. and with so much to choose from, it the following National Vice Com- could have been any one of dozens of manders: Jack C. Plato (Ore.), Mar- events—nearly everyone agreed that garet M. Malone (N.J.), H. Melvin Vice Pres. George Bush's strongly Napier (Ind.), Lee O. Walker (Ok^ worded speech to the delegates during and Robert C. Gabrielson (F the convention's closing hours would Newly appointed national c. .oers not soon be forgotten. Bush blasted include: Rev. John D. Kempf (.Ohio),

the . the Soviet's efforts "to promote Continued . .

33 THE AMERICAN LEGION October 1982

On The Floor: Important Issue

. . . Continued but only under these conditions: the National Chaplain; James W. Con- agreement is verifiable; it does not way (Mass.), National Historian; and hamper NATO's ability to counter Gary L. Walling (111.), National Soviet SS-20 missiles aimed at the Sergeant-at-Arms. The following heart of western Europe, and that the national officers were reappointed: freeze and subsequent reductions do National Adjutant Robert W. Spano- not place the United States at a gle (Mich.), National Judge Advocate disadvantage. Bertram G. Davis (N. Y.) and National "We firmly believe that deterrence Treasurer Webber LaGrange (Ind.). has worked," he added. "Europe has But we're getting ahead of our story, been free from war for 37 years and for the Friday preceding the conven- our position is that it has been so only tion—when Legionnaires began arriv- because of the credible deterrence cap- ing en masse—was marked by a ability U.S. and NATO forces number of events that told Chica- present." goans The American Legion had Friday, too, saw 110 members of the arrived. During a pre-convention National Security Commission get- press conference, Natl. Cdr. Flynttold ting a headstart on business. The journalists that the Legion was con- members toured Naval Air Station, cerned about the Reagan administra- Glenview. 111., where they received a tion's announced plans to no longer look at the Navy's air power and carry out a long-term policy of arms attended briefings on the Navy's role sales to Taiwan. Further, Flynt said in national security. Then they trav- that "The American Legion is not eled to Naval Training Center, Great opposed to a nuclear arms freeze. We Lakes, 111., where they were guests at remain on record supporting a freeze. (Continued on page 41)

Vice President George Bush acknowledges the delegates' applause during his speech on the final day of the convention. At right. Past National President of The American Legion Auxiliary, Dora Seymour, unveils the oversize check representing the Legion's $1 million contribution to the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Fund. THEAMERICAN LEGION October 1982 mportant People

Above, Columbia 4 Space Shuttle pilot Henry W. Hartsfield, Jr., addresses the convention. Clockwise from top right, others who appeared before this year's convention include Commissioner of Baseball Bowie Kuhn; Illinois Governor James R. Thompson; Chicago Mayor Jane Byrne; Sen. John Warner, R-Va., (shown with WMF President Jan C. Scruggs and Virginia Legionnaire Charles A. Wilson) and C.I.A. Director William Casey. THE AMCRrCAN LEGION October 1982 Marching Down Michigan THE AMERICAN LEGION October 1982 THE AMERICAN LEGION October 1982

Above, members of the Keller family acknowledge the delegates' applause At left, one of the National Commander's grandsons demonstrates he knows victory when he sees it. Below left, Cdr. Keller is shown with his Vice Cdrs., from left, Jack C. Plato (Ore.), Margaret M. Malone (N.J.), H. Melvin Napier (Ind.), Lee O. Walker (Okla.) and Robert C. Gabrielson (S.D.). Below right, Kansas delegate Harold Witham joins in the floor festivities following the Natl. Cdr.'s election. THE AMERICAN LEGION October 1982

Resolutions 1982-1983

The following are synopses of reso- lutions approved during the 64th annual American Legion Convention in Chicago, 111.

Americanism 456. Urges that The American Legion take the lead in restoring the honor due to George Washington. 457. Supports the Senate Subcommittee on Security and Terrorism and asks that it expose terrorism and threats to the security of the U.S., and spearhead enact- ment of enforcible legislation that will impose severe pen- alties on those who engage in terrorist activities. 198. Reiterates Legion support of U.S. law enforcement agencies and courts in their efforts to end terrorism, and asks that funds needed by federal agencies to eradicate terrorism not be cut despite severe economic conditions. I. Deals with U.S. intelligence agencies and the matter of disclosure; recommends the rebuilding, recon- stitution and/or creation of one or more intelligence and counterintelligence agencies answerable only to the Executive Branch; recognizes the need to educate stu- Above at right, Mrs. June Stolte of dents in this area through an Americanism Program in Chesterfield, Mo., was elected school systems. 5. Asks that the Immigration and Nationality Act be National President of the Auxiliary amended to classify as "Special Immigrants" Filipino alien veterans who served honorably in the U.S. armed during their 62nd National Conven- forces, including their spouses and children. tion. Shown with her is the Vice 124. Urges display of American flag by high school and college marching bands during outdoor perform- President for the coming year, Mrs. ances. 166. Encourages all Legionnaires to fly the American Anna Gear of Hampton, Va. At left, flag daily. Auxiliary delegates pledge allegiance 187. Suggests that Congress commend those immigra- tion officers who strictly enforce current immigration to the flag during opening ceremonies. laws whereas by doing so they improve employment opportunities for American citizens. 427. Urges all Legionnaires to encourage their families and friends to vote in state and national elections. 23. Petitions Congress to restore observance of Memorial Day to May 30th. 186. Seeks legislation to prohibit employment of illegal aliens; asks for sufficient funding: of Bureau of Immigra- tion and Naturalization; seeks elimination of eligibility of illegal aliens to receive public assistance funds; urges 511. Urges that existing laws dealing with child Labor for Veterans Employment the authority to place that Congress not change procedures for granting citi- pornography be strengthened. DVOP staff where they can be best utilized. zenship to aliens; asks for workable identification system; 512. Endorses Comprehensive Health Care for Child- 495. Opposes any change in residency requirement for calls for cooperation between agencies dealing with ille- ren and Youth. State and Assistant State Directors of Veterans Employ- gal alien issue; supports temporary worker program 513. Reaffirms Legion position urging federal and ment. which would be tightly administered by the government. state governments to enact necessary legislation to 20. Seeks appropriations for separate Veterans 251. Petitions Congress to restore U.S. House Internal financially assist families undergoing catastrophic ill- Employment/Training Program to be administered by Security Committee. ness of one of their children. the Office of Assistant Secretary for Veterans II. Recommends revision of U.S. Flag Code, Section 514. Strongly opposes any attempts to weaken current Employment. 7, PL344, 94th Congress, to remove "remain silent" from laws governing penalties for the production, sale and dis- 105. Urges full enforcement of requirements for affirm- last sentence, and restore text recommended in Resolu- tribution of pornographic or obscene materials. ative action for eligible veterans by federal contractors. tion 87 (1972 National Convention). 515. Reaffirms Legion support for the fullest use of any 435. Opposes any reduction of the floor and preference 330. Deals with school prayer and asks that Congress licensed vaccine to combat communicable diseases, and level indicators for veteran services by the states that correct problems created by court rulings which prohibit calls for immunization programs so that children in would adversely affect veterans. prescribed or compulsory prayer; urges that Congress every community may achieve fullest protection against 389. Is against any changes in the Wagner-Peyser Act reiterate the value of voluntary prayer in public schools communicable disease regardless of their ability to pay that would have an adverse effect on veterans. and at public gatherings; asks that Congress pass legis- for such immunizations. 261. Requests that Congress and the Department of lation to promote the concept of school prayer. Labor support an increase of positions in State Employ- 526. Reaffirmation of support of CIA and FBI. Internal Affairs ment Services to a number commensurate with the 527. Calls upon Congress to take necessary action to 66. Recommends that "American Legion Extension increase in the labor force. deny Communists the ability to impinge upon internal Institute" be offered to visually impaired and physically 25. Asks that the Office of Assistant Secretary for security of the United States. handicapped veterans on flexible discs. Veterans Employment aggressively address veteran 528. Urges Congress to enact legislation making 156. States that in the absence of the National Com- emplojonent/training matters. George Washington's birthday a national holiday on mander, not less than a National Vice Commander of 383. Seeks legislation to amend Section 6521 of Title 5, February 22 of each year; restore observance of Memorial The American Legion shall be designated to place the USC, so as to allow ex-service people to collect unemploy- Day to May 30, and Columbus Day to October 12. Legion wreath on the Tomb of the Unknowns at Arling- ment compensation while searching for civilian ton National Cemetery on Memorial Day each year. employment. Children and Youth 529. Expresses appreciation to the Department of Illi- 368. Petitions Congress to designate the second full 506. Calls for school boards and state educational nois, city officials of Chicago, 1982 Convention Corpora- week in March as "National Employ The Older Worker agencies to develop a balanced program to reduce vio- tion of Illinois and others for success of Chicago Week." lence and vandalism in schools; urges Posts to assist in Convention. 67. Reiterates support for the "Jobs For Veterans" efforts to reduce development of patterns of delinquency program. in schools. Economics 241. Strongly supports veterans preference in federal 507. Urges Congress and various state legislatures to 257. Calls for full funding for the Office of the Assist- employment. appropriate sufficient funds for school nutrition ant Secretary for Veterans Employment. 419. Opposes contracting out federal jobs reserved by programs. 461. Urges Congress to provide adequate funding and law for veterans. 508. Petitions Congress to adopt legislation to benefit accounting of funding for the Disabled Veterans Out- 305. Urges the Office of Personnel Management to and augment existing knowledge of Reye's Syndrome reach Program. fully support and promote the use of the special hiring and asks for legislation effecting mandatory reporting of 85. Asks that the U.S.Department of Labor place the program for Vietnam era veterans, VRA, by all federal such cases within each state. Office of Veterans' Reemployment Rights under the agencies. 509. Concerns adoptive children with special needs authority of the Office of Assistant Secretary For Veter- 376. Urges that the Office of Personnel Management and encourages Congress and 0MB to continue its fiscal ans Employment. fully support and promote the use of the special hiring support of Public Law 96-272. 51. Supports legislation to amend 38 USC 2003A that authority for veterans with 30 percent disability. 510. Proposes that Congress establish "National Fam- requires that three-fourths of all staff under DVOP be 245. Asks for correction of "Catch-62" by granting full ily Week" during Thanksgiving holiday week as an placed in local state emplojrment security agency offices credit for military service in federal retirement. annual observance. in favor of legislation giving the Assistant Secretary of (Continued on page 58) 39 THE AMERICAN I.EC.IOM October 1982

This year's Patriotic Religious Service was held in the Grand Ballroom of the headquarter's hotel.

Newly elected SAL Cdr. Christopher R. Cerrullo (N. Y.), in the light jacket, is shown with his Vice Cdrs., from left, Thomas Timcoe (Mass.), David Bourland (Canal Zone), Charles Yunker (Kan.), Dennis Stockfisch (Wis.) and John Martin (Alaska).

Above, members of the Blue Knights Jr. Drill Team demonstrate their award-winning form. Below, entertainment at the Natl. Cdr. 's Dinner for Distinguished Guests included the U.S. Army Chorus. Also appearing were Jerry Murad's THE AMERICAN LEGION October 1982

Windy City

(Continued from page 34) the weekly recruit graduation cere- monies and had the pleasure of eating the noon meal with Navy boots. Saturday saw the beginning of working sessions conducted through- out the weekend in the headquarters hotel. Among those groups gathering were members of the Veterans Affairs and Rehabilitation Commission who heard from Deputy VA Administrator Everett Alvarez, Jr. He told the com- mission (on the day following his Senate confirmation) that the biggest contribution he can make is to stream- line the mammoth bureaucracy of the VA through the institution of effective management. He also praised the Legion for its ongoing counsel and Above, Chicago Bears founder George Halas is presented the Past Comman- advice, noting that "no one in the VA ders Club's "Good Guy" award by, from left, William Plowden (S.C.), Past has all the answers to all the ques- Dept. Cdr. and currently Asst. Sec. of Labor for Veterans Employment; Hal tions. Every one of us needs all the Heinly (Calif), and Past Natl. Cdr. John Geiger. Below, it was Legion Day at help we can get." Wrigley Field and Legionnaires turned out in droves to watch the Cubs. The National Economic Commis- Below right. Boys Nation President Joseph Wiegand throws out the first ball sion welcomed one of their own during as Oratory Contest winner William Kephart (left) and Boy Scout of the their sessions. William C. Plowden, Year Tim LaQuerre look on. Jr., past Commander of the Depart- ment of South Carolina and a charter member of Black River Post 149 in

Continued . . . THE AMERICAN LEGION October 1982

"Can you see through those dark glasses? would rather not, hut rm going to try.

Friendly convention floor banter with a serious purpose has become a tradition between Natl. Judge Adv. Bertram G. Davis (N.Y.) (left) and Past Natl. Cdr. Daniel Foley (Minn.) as they try to ensure delegates understand complicated parliamentary considerations placed before the convention

. . . Continued In a joint pre-convention briefing new and staying new." Koehler added New Zion, S.C., appeared before the program, members of the National that since "we are unwilling to risk commission in his current role as Security ^nd Foreign Relations Com- the lives of our soldiers on the battle- Assistant Secretary of Labor for Vete- missions heard from Robert T. Grey, fields with insufficient or substan- rans Employment. Plowden, the first Deputy Director of the U.S. Arms Con- dard weapons," rapid advances in person to hold the assistant secretary- trol and Disarmament Agency, U.S. weaponry research and development ship created by the 1980 Veterans Department of State. Grey told the are under way. Education and Employment Moderni- gathering that the goal of the Reagan Also meeting in session prior to the zation Program, praised Legionnaires administration's arms control policy convention were the Americanism, for their persistence in seeing the posi- in all its dealings with world powers is Children and Youth, and Internal tion created, and he predicted a con- the same: "We want substantial, mil- Affairs Commissions. G. Dan Patter- tinuing fight for veterans' preference itarily significant force reductions. son of the Infant Hearing Assessment on Capital Hill. He emphasized that We want equal ceilings for similar Foundation and Palmer Stacy, Legis- veterans' preference can only become types of forces. And we want effective lative Assistant to Sen. John East, a permanent reality with the Legion's provisions for verification. We want, N.C., addressed the Americanism help. "The American Legion," he said, quite simply, to establish the condi- meetings, while Internal Affairs "is the one organization that can do tions necessary for international members heard presentations from more for America than any other stability." Juanda Kirk of the American Petro- organization I know of." Also appearing before the joint ses- leum Institute and Jan Scruggs of the Members of the National Legisla- sion was Richard Allen, former Rea- Vietnam Veterans Memorial Fund. tive Commission heard Ed Scott, gan assistant for National Security But the weekend was not all work Minority Counsel of the Senate Vet- Affairs, who described how the U.S. and no play. Ask any veteran of erans Affairs Committee, who high- has gone from being militarily super- Legion National Conventions what lighted that body's actions on behalf ior to militarily inferior to the Soviets happens on Sunday and chances are of veterans in Congress this year and in two decades, and what is being good he'll tell you (without even check- provided a detailed update on vet- done to reverse that trend. ing a program) that's the day of the erans measures still pending. In an afternoon session of the (Continued on page 54) National Security Commission, Maj. Gen. John J. Koehler, USA, com- manding general of the Army's Test Lesion Baseball and Evaluation Command at Aber- deen (Md.) Proving Grounds, des- At press time, final results of The cribed current trends in weapons American Legion Baseball World development. Koehler noted that Series in Boyertown, Pa., were not today's American fighting man is available. The following pairings "using equipment in the field that is of regional winners had been an- old, the result of developments of the nounced: Game 1 —Region 5 (Koko- late 1950s and early 1960s." In the mo, Ind.) vs. Region 4 (Richmond, meantime, "Russian equipment is Ky.); Game 2—Region 8 (Grand Junction, Colo.) vs. Region 7 (Lafayette, Calif.); Game 3—Region 6 (Edina, Minn.) vs. Region 3 (Stark- At left, Rep. Thomas A. Daschle, ville. Miss.); Game 4—Region 1 D-S.D., chairman of the Vietnam (Manchester, N.H.) vs. Region 2 Veterans in Congress Caucus and (Boyertown, Pa.). a member of the House Veterans Look for complete coverage of Affairs Committee, addresses the this year's Legion Baseball World delegates during the convention's Series in the November issue. opening session.

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it owned . . . and play it MORE ... won't PEACE IN THE VALLEY Gambling & Loan Sharking—$4 cost you a penny. But please order your TENDERLY billion collection now. We do not plan to repeat SOFTLY AND Other Illegal—$10 bilHon NOT IN STORES this advertisement in this publication again MAIL COUPON TODAY IRS Commissioner Egger calls all NO-RISK COUPON this underground activity a "real-life Rubik's Cube," complex and inter- Good Music Record Co., Dept. WF-02-02 twined. Tightening enforcement is a formidable task, since the "informal 352 Evelyn St., Paramus, NJ 07652 suppliers" who provide goods and ser- Please rush me the LAWRENCE WELK SONGS OF FAITH album. 1 understand that vices can do so while easily avoiding

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by Eugene Griffin

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. . . Continued Carlson, may be overstated by as reported dividends and interest is esti- much as 2 percent. "That's really not mated at $8.2 billion," adds Egger. so much to affect policy when you And along with tips and cash pay- have a given rate of 10 percent," he ments made to "casual" employees, he adds. "But say you get down to 6 per- says the IRS has "an extremely diffi- cent and are really talking 4, in eco- cult time trying to uncover noncom- nomic terms that means full employ- pliance." ment. And it means we'd be doing real Faster and handier than any dictionary, aid to Curiously enough, this noncompli- well." But this also means that some 2 businessmen and professionals, students, sec- ance has made a mockery of all the percent of those receiving unemploy- retaries. Puts a world of words right at your predictions that the United States ment benefits are still earning siz- fingertips. The 6,000 most commonly mis- a spelled words are correctly spelled, divided would turn almost exclusively to credit able income aside from the benefits, an and accented. Works on touch method. Press cards and electronic, automatic- added cost for legitimate taxpayers. down release tab with pointer on first letter of transfer banking. Cash is simply a In such a climate, Federal Reserve word wanted. In a flash find your answer. No favored means of doing business. And monetary policy is operating based on pages to turn. For every home, or office. Great Gifts. $6.88 plus .85c p&h, two for America's hunger for cash is a major undermined assumptions. The Com- $12.77 plus $1.00 p&h. tip-off to the size of the underground merce Department tries to factor in Send Check or M.O. 20 day money back guarantee. economy. the effect of the underground economy

Dept. AL-1082. 1118 Y(. Lake, Indeed, while in 1960 there was while figuring the Gross National HOLST, Inc. Box 370, Tawas City, Ml 48763 some $29 billion of currency in circula- Product, but is forced to exclude illegal tion, that total has quadrupled. Even activities, for which, says one govern- adjusted for inflation, it's one of the ment official, "we don't have any data highest per capita rates of cash in the we could use to include." nation's history. And although many Nevertheless, spending money makes operating off-the-books spread checks the world go round. And whether it's around to various banks (the IRS fig- on or off the books, such economics is ures a fourth to a third of the tax gap is healthy for all Americans. Says Barry paid by check, but is deposited into a Molefsky, an economist with the Con- complicated trail of paper) this appe- gressional Research Service, "The EAGLE HEARTH MAT tite for the green is a sure sign of underground economy is one of the Now put an end to damaged sooty carpets and floors underground transactions. few places where the entrepreneurial with our fire-resistant mat! Tfiis heavy duty duck material is chemically treated to make the fabric flame Such activity can indeed raise the spirit still lives. People in it often fill resistant to help protect your expensive carpet. At- cost of government for people who will gaps where there are shortages of tractive golden eagle design is silk screened on heavy not, or cannot, services." black duck Big 49" x 27" semi-circle. Sure to add evade taxes. "A smaller goods and charm to your fireplace setting. $12.97 + $1 shpg; two and smaller segment of society is pay- As Milton Friedman explains, taxes for $24.97 + $1.45 shpg. ing the main share of taxes," explains and regulations force many workers Send Check or M.O. 15 day money back guarantee. Richard C. underground. "There are whole sec- Dept. AL-1082. 1U8 W. Lake. Carlson, a senior econo- HOLST, Inc. Box 370, Tawat City, Ml 48763 mist at SRI International, a noted tors of industries, particularly small California research firm. "And gov- businesses, that wouldn't exist were it UN- ernment has to keep raising rates, or not for the underground economy," Amazing New Jar Opener allowing 'bracket creep' to cover every- amplifies SRI's Carlson. "I'm not one else. People who are working for talking about criminals, but the great OPEN ANY SCREW LID large corporations take on a larger tax majority who are not engaged in dan- IN 3 SECONDS! burden." Indeed, one study estimated gerous activity. that if all the tax evaders in the coun- "The home repair industry is a good try coughed up their share, the honest example when you look at all the per- taxpayer's bill would be reduced by 16 mits and forms a carpenter must fill percent. out," continues Carlson. "Above ground, The underground economy also dis- he must pay unemployment taxes. torts government policy in a variety of Social Security, state and local taxes ways. It masks how our economy is and such. He has to earn $20 to keep really performing—much better than $10, and pretty soon the consumer official estimates—and creates ineq- simply can't afford the full price for uities in certain entitlement programs, the work. Underground, he simply with benefits given to those who don't goes out and does it."

New UN-SKRU Jar and Bottle Opener mounts permanently to really need or qualify for them. Carlson admits that building codes underside o1 cabinet or shelf. Opens every size screw declines, certain permitting processes have top — from tiny tube to gallon lar — with scarcely any eflorl. Productivity a great worry and Even opens press-and-turn "childproof" pill bottles. among government planners, were good intentions. "But it's to the point "Best we've used" — GOOD HOUSEKEEPING Featured by Good Houselteeping magazine as one of "Half- not nearly as great as assumed in the where we've overdone and over- dozen kitchen helpers cool< should no be without." Also handy 1970s. In the services sector, reached." So even though the under- in trailer, boat, worltshop. Wonderful for folks with arthritis. many Unique gift You must be pleased, or your money back. Only participants went underground, mak- ground economy is in violation of the $7.50 + asc p&h; two for $14.50 + SI P&h. Send Check or M.O. 20 day money back guarantee. ing it appear as if Americans were not law, Carlson says he views it "as more Uni QT INr Dept. AL-ia82 1118 W. Lake, working as hard or as efficiently as in of a strength than a problem." nULOl, m\j. Box 370, Tawas City, Ml 48763 the past. Unemployment, explains Continued . . . 46 .

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. . . Continued To the IRS, though, it's a problem. A big problem. After patiently listening to all the benefits of the underground economy, IRS spokesman Leon Levine repeatedly points out, "But it's ille- gal." Spoilsport. "I don't want to moralize," says Levine, "but we're talking about the rule of law in this country. We in the IRS are charged with enforcing the federal tax laws." And ferreting out cheaters, he says, should be done "at least out of fairness to those who do report all their income."

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the fundamental causes and problems of the underground economy will remain. Aside from beefing up enforcement, the only realistic means of reducing the tax gap, or attempting to bring the underground economy up to the sur- face, is to reduce taxes so fewer people regard the system as oppressive. "I don't think people want to cheat," says former IRS Commissioner Donald Alexander. "I think they're put into a position of having to do it to protect their standard of living." "We have long prided ourselves, and with justice, on the extent of voluntary compliance with that tax," Enlarged to show detail. wrote Friedman in a recent Newsweek column. He attributes it to a national sense that our tax system is "reason- SOLID GOLD ably fair and that everyone had an obligation to pay his fair share of the cost of government." But that shared feeling of obligation, he concludes, "is ROOSEVELT DIME breaking down." Friedman is, as everyone may know, Only $20 ifyou order within 30 days! a True Believer in the free market. He WITH EVERY ORDER. An informative biography of FDR and a Certificate of frequently points out that what he Auttienticity certifying tlie gold content of eacli 24-ltarat gold piece will be enclosed. calls "voluntary elements" in an econ- An exquisite miniature of the famous Roo- toric 24-karat, 9mm gold piece can be yours omy are often its most efficient and sevelt dime, in solid 24-karat gold, double- for just $20. And, you can take advantage of prosperous part. "Take Russia or dated 1882-1982 to commemorate the Roo- big discounts when you order in quantity to Poland," he says. "The Black Market sevelt Centennial. use as gifts, or to put away as heirlooms to be activity there is about the only thing Franklin Delano Roosevelt was the only passed on to future generations. that allows those countries to func- man in history to hold the office of President tion." Multitudes of government regu- Available Only During the of the United States more than twice. FDR lations and layer upon layer of taxes Centennial Year. Order Now. courageously led our nation out of the greatest blunt productivity that is of benefit to These gold dime commemoratives will depression mankind has ever known. He led the whole society. only be issued during the Centennial Year — all of mankind through history's most terrible "Even though one may deplore the and our $20 offering price is guaranteed only war. Now, the United States is celebrating the breaking of laws," says Friedman, for thirty days. Two gold dimes, only $35; 5 lOOth anniversary of this great American's "the underground economy is a major for $75; each in custom-designed collector's birth. safety valve. I see it as the greatest cases ready for gift giving. Or, put away a defense of our freedom, the surest Historic Solid Gold "collector's roll" of 10 solid 24-karat gold safeguard against tyranny. That is, Commemorative, only $20 pieces for just $125. the ingenuity of the American people IMI has created a stunning miniature of International Mint is not to get around regulations, legally and the Roosevelt dime, in solid gold, double- affiliated with any U.S. Government Mint or agency. illegally." dated 1882-1982. If you act quickly, this his- Dr. Friedman, mind you, is not advocating anarchy. No, he is merely CALL TOLL FREE-USE YOUR CREDIT CARD making a point about bad laws and Operator FM-35, 1-800-345-8502 (in Pa., 1-800-662-5180) regulations. "You saw this with Prohi- bition," he explains, "and it's the International Mint, Dept. FIVI-35 CHARGE IT! Visa MasterCard with excessively high taxes and 390 Pike Road, Huntingdon Valley, PA 19006 same Diners Club American Express Please send me solid FDR 100th Birthday Commemorative regulations." Expires Gold piece(s) at these special prices: The underground economy is clearly One Gold FDR dime, $20 plus $1 postage, insurance & Card # paradoxical—of great benefit and handling. Signature commensurate harm simultaneously. Two, only $35 postpaid _

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October 1982 WIND DIRECTION AT A GLANCE

National Commander

(Continued from page 16)

without some effort on your part." Though his record of civic, commu- In the Keller home, love of country nity and Legion service would appear was not something that was taken to speak for itself, Cdr. Keller—a quiet, for granted. Each son knew that Amer- reserved man—is quick to give the WEATHER VANES add the finishing touch to ica, just as Switzerland, credit feels it's wife your country home! Perfect for your garage, demanded where he due: "My farm or ranch too. Ornamental as well as the duties of citizenship in return for is the secret of the Keller family suc- useful. Precise wind direction at a glance. Balanced arrow on friction free bearing re- her bounty. When World War II broke cess," he said. "Ever since our mar- sponds to slightest breeze! Made ofaluminum out, Al was a student at the University riage in 1952, she has provided the with baked vinyl coating for rust free care with Gold ornamental ball. Complete with of Illinois where he was studying agri- strength and determination that has mounting bracket and screws. Arrow 23" long, support 24" to 27" high. culture. Uncle Sam interrupted his seen us through the hard times and Crowing Rooster $14.95 + $2.45 p&h education in late 1943 with a short enriched the good times." After their Galloping Horse p&h $14.95 + $2.45 letter that began: "Greetings," and children were born, she stayed home SAVE—two for $29.50 + $2.85 p&h you know the rest. to raise them. During the lean finan- Great gifts! Send Check or M.O. 15 day money back guarantee. On New Year's Eve 1943—amid his cial years. Gen began taking in sew- Uni CT Ima Dept. AL-1082, 1118 W. Lake mother's tears of concern and his fath- ing to help out and that part-time job nULOIfingi box 370, lawas city, mi 48763 er's smiles of pride—Pvt. Albert Keller, has blossomed into her own full-time Windmills U.S.A., headed for Ft. Sheridan's school drapery business today. on for cooks. But he didn't stay there; a Cdr. and Mrs. Keller have two sons: your little later he was assigned to the 15th George, a graduate of the University mind? Air Force as a B-24 gunner. Earning of South Florida, works for the U.S. Uniquely beautiful ornamental four bronze battle stars and the Air Customs Service, and he and his fam- windmills. 4'^; to 10 ft. high to perfect scale, ideal for yard Medal with Oak Leaf Cluster, Keller ily live in Miami; Karl, a graduate of and garden. flew 16 combat missions in the Euro- Northwestern Dental School, is a FREE BROCHURE before shot his in Write to: pean Theater being down dentist and lives with family HOLST, INC. Dept. AM-1082 over Vienna in March 1945. Captured Manteno, 111. 1118 W. Lake P.O. Box 370 by the Nazi's Guard and turned their active careers and com- Tawas City, Ml 48763 Home Though over to the German army, he spent munity projects don't leave much time time as a prisoner of war at Stalag 7A for leisurely pursuits, both Al and Gen before being freed by Patton's 14th enjoy watching football and baseball. Armored Division in May. "I know I'm going to get some ribbing Discharged in September, Sgt. Kel- about this—especially after last sea- ler returned to the University of Illi- son," Keller said, "but I'm a loyal Chi- nois where he met his future bride, cago Cubs fan. From my front door to Genevieve "Gen" Provancal, an engi- the stadium is only an hour-and-17- neering student. Eager to make his minute drive—and that's a drive I mark in the world, and tired of aca- make as often as possible." PHONE HEARING AID demic regimentation after just return- The Commander also collects coins Now Hear This. Every word comes through ing from two years of service, Keller and recently began a commemorative loud and clear. Thanks to this telephone aid you can stop the embarrassment of asking callers accepted a job offered by his future plate collection. But his real love is to repeat themselves. Compact device slips on father-in-law to become a timekeeper still the Legion and that's where he's and off any phone instantly. Volume control adjusts to compensate for background noise or at a local firm. By the time he left there spent much of his free time for the past poor hearing. AA battery (not included) Uses of his Only $14.97 plus $1.45 p&h. five years later, he had advanced into 36 years. What follows are some Send Check or IvI.O. 20 day money back guarantee. an accounting position—a profession thoughts on topics of concern to all W. Lake, Dept AL-1082, 1118 he taught himself primarily through Legionnaires. HOLST, INC. Box 370, Tawas City, Ml 48763 correspondence courses. On membership: "Yes, of course, we Continuing in his chosen field, Kel- do need to increase our membership ler later started his own tax consult- base, but let's not confuse numbers ant business while holding down an with effectiveness. We cannot afford accounting position in the office of the to be large and inactive any more than Kankakee County Clerk. At the time we can afford to be small and inactive. he resigned this past summer to spend Every one of our 2.6 million members full time campaigning for National needs to pull his own weight, do his Commander, Keller was the Adminis- own part in promoting the programs AMAZING KARD-SHARKS trative Assistant to the Kankakee Coim- of the Legion. We must spread the word ty Board, well as of the are and what we do. This quality playing card holder with its unique as Chairman about who we patented inner construction enables card City Council's Finance and Budget "Posts simply have to become more players to insert up to a deck of cards . . . Committee. A firm believer in com- aware of how important they are when one card is pulled out the others stay in! Great for arthritics — no hand fatigue. Play a munity involvement, he also served as and can be—in their communities. better game with ease. Fun item for everyone. Alderman of the sixth ward of Kanka- They must become the focal point of Set of 4 card holders $4.50 + 85« p&h; two 16 sets $8.50 + $1 P&h. kee, the city's largest, for the past all community activities whether they Sand Check or M.O. 15 day money back guirantee. years—and that's in addition to his are Legion-connected or strictly civic 1118 W. Like nULOl, m\,. involvement in Legion programs and in nature. Our business is America, gq,37p Tawis CCity, Ml 48763 services. Continued . . .

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CITY . STATE ZIP On Legion strength: "One of our country will make the Legion known strengths—and there are many— lies for what it is now and always has in the fact that we are not a one-issue been: America's foremost organiza- The Palm Beaches organization. That will sustain us tion of dedicated men and women who long after some one-tune associations don't just talk about improving the From $31,900 have come and gone. We are an organ- nation, but actually get out and do ization for all veterans and our record something about it. We have already of accomplishment proves that every carved a substantial niche in the edi- Now the good life that is Florida can be an veteran has benefited by our existence fice of this society, and future years affordable dream come true at our adult —and that's something that won't will make our continuing contribution mobile home coirununity where lots are ever change." even more evident, especially as Legion- spacious and beaches 10 minutes away. On the VA: "The American Legion naires in increasing numbers take

For free full-color brochure, call toll free is probably the strongest supporter of part in the affairs of their respective the are also their greatest 1-800-327-7378. (In Florida call coUect VA, but we communities." critic when they fail to provide the ser- National Commander Al Keller 305-231-3199, or write Sunny South Es- — vice they should. To provide that serv- man who was raised to believe that no tates, Department C, P.O. Box 7, Boynton ice, though, they need the funds to do person is an island, but a part of the Beach, Florida 33435.) the job. The VA's budget, as a percent- continent; no man stands alone, but age of the national budget, has been is a part of his community—is deter- iUMMY steadily decreasing over the past few mined to muster the strength of the years and this is something we will Legion into an organized army of active have to keep a watchful eye on." volunteers. "I want them to come out ISTOTES On Congress: "We have a good work- of that Post building and into the streets ing relationship with the committees where they can show their colors, en- on veterans affairs, and I sense that courage others to join, work in civic WOOD BURNING FIREPLACE OWNERS we are expanding our relationship by affairs, and let their neighbors know IVIake your fireplace more energy effi- becoming more involved with commit- what kind of Americans Legionnaires cient. Prolong heat & save output $$$ tees This really are. with the economical GRATE LINER. handling appropriations. Provides longer & more efficient use will increase our effectiveness. The "And we can do that," he said, "if of logs. Made of long lasting heavy guage steel. Indicate length of grate, time for us to get involved in the budg- we remember this one thing: member- only $5.95 etary process is at the beginning ship is not an end in itself, it is merely Add $1 .75 for shipping & handling. Allow 3 weeks delivery. Send check or money order to: when we can make our feelings known the tool we use to get the job done." PDA Fabrications • P.O. Box 461 • Wlieeling, IL. 60090 before decisions have been made. This

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THANK GOODNESS FOR Windy City FLANNEL SHEETS! (Continued from page 42) Suddenly Fm A Celebrity... parade and Patriotic Religious Ser- vice. This year's religious service in the Grand Ballroom of the Conrad Who ever would downy, yet Hilton featured the traditional laying have thought heavenly warm of the memorial wreaths and a mes- that I'd be getting and snug. Be- sage by National Chaplain George R. letters from folks cause they're M. Rumney (Va.), who called upon the all over the Un- 100% pure cotton, worshipers to rededicate themselves ited States and they feel better to America's values, values so great Canada too? But than any of the that America's men and women will- that's exactly blends you find in died for what's been hap- stores. 'What a ingly fought and them on the battlefields. pening here at great way to save world's Agatha's Cozy on heating cost at (For a journey along this year's Corner! night and still parade route, see pages 38 and 39.) It seems every- feel rich and spe- Monday was Legion Day at Wrigley body wants to cial. Field where hundreds of Legionnaires know more about Agatha's Cozy watched Boys Nation President the old-fashioned Corner has won- Joseph Wiegand throw out the first cotton flannel sheets I discovered one derful down comforters and some ball to open the game between the Chi- winter night in a castle on the English other special things too. I'll be happy cago Cubs and San Francisco Giants. moors. to send you my catalog. It's printed in The advancement of colors preceding There was a gentleman who thought full color, and gives you the pictures the National Anthem was performed they sounded like the kind he remem- and story of everything we sell. Send by the Double D's Senior Color Guard bered years ago at his grandmother's for your FREE copy today. of American Legion Post 180, Milwau- house. Several mothers wanted me to kee, Ore. And the Cubs, no doubt rush sets to their children in college spurred on by a group of cheering because their dormitories were freez- Legionnaires who know good base- ing cold. And so many who just like the ball playing when they see it, went on idea of really fine quality flannel AGATHA'S COZY CORNER to win 8-5. sheets and pillowcases for chilly DEPT. AL102 Opening day activities of the con- nights. Woodbury Plaza vention on Tuesday, August 24, fea- I recommend these sheets without Portsmouth, N.H. 03801 tured greetings by Illinois Gov. James reservation. The first time I slept on R. Thompson and Chicago Mayor 100% English cotton flannel I was vis- YES! I want to see the exciting 1 00% pure English cotton flannel sheets and other Jane Byrne. Special recognition iting a 13th Century castle on the specialties of Agatha's Cozy Corner. Send plaques were presented to Navy Capt. moors in Yorkshire. The weather was my FREE catalog today. Thomas K. Mattingly, II, and Henry so cold and bone chilling I really ex- W. Hartsfield, Jr., crewmen of the pected to be miserable at night. PRINT NAME Columbia 4 Shuttle flight. You can imagine my delight when Space Mat- tingly Hartsfield their soft and fluffy sheets kept me as warm and described Address flight into lauded as toast—even in that drafty 13th space and The American Legion for its long-standing Century castle! . . . The flannel sheets City we have at Agatha's Cozy Corner are support for America's space program. Casey's key- the very same kind — lightweight and state Zip CIA Director William © 1982, Agatho's Cozy Corner note address during the convention's first day of business was resound- ingly applauded when he told the assembled Legionnaires, "As a LEARN nation, we have a propensity for MEAT CUTTING shooting ourselves in the foot. One of quickly m 8 5hort weeks >I Toledo these self-inflicted wounds leaves us bright future with security in the vital me«t business- Big ray. rull-timc jobs — American the only country in the world that HAVE A PROFITABLE MARKET OF YOUR OWN! Time payment plan available. Di- -' ma given. Job help Thousands of suc- Diabetes gives foreign intelligence agencies cessful graduates OUR 59th YEAR! Send NOW for a big new illustrated FREE catalog. No obligation. C I. and anyone else a legal license to poke approved. N«TiaUL SCHOOL OF MEAT CUTTING. No 71 02- Association 0197T. Dept A-179, 33 N. Superior. Toledo. Ohio 43604. into (the CIA's) files. "I question very seriously whether a secret intelligence agency and the Freedom of Information Act can co- exist for very long. The willingness of foreign intelligence services to share MApmS FLAGS §TRY MY NEW KIND OF GUARANTEED TRUSS information and rely on us fully, and

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ELECTRONICALLY! . . . Continued than-200-employees category). SAFE FOR PETS Drawings were also held for the "Pest-No-More" ends the need for 1982 Seagram Post Awards. This dangerous, expensive powders, sprays year's winners are: first prize (a 1982 and traps! For less than a penny a day it electronically protects up to 1,500 Dodge 400 Convertible) to George Jor- square feet (5,000 cubic ft.) against: genson of Legion Post 57 in Chaska, • Rats • Mice • Roaches • Waterbugs Minn.; second prize (an all-expenses • Flies • Spiders • Carpenter Ants paid trip for two to the 1983 National • Fleas • Mosquitoes • Bees Convention in Seattle) to Lloyd Erin- • Squirrels • Bats ger of Post 265 in Wauseon, Ohio. All claims backed by user testimo- nials. Cdr. Flynt took the opportunity to "Pest-No-More" is completely harm- announce a new voluntarism award less to people, dogs, cats, birds, fish and to begin next year, "The Good Neigh- plants. And it's so inconspicuous it bor Program," sponsored by Gordon's blends with any decor. Use indoors on this Money-Back Dry Gin Limited. Flynt called the pro- Guarantee—Try "Pest-No-More." If gram "an innovative way to acknowl- "Pest-No-More" does not take care of edge the outstanding contributions your pest problem to your satisfaction, individual Legionnaires make each within 45 days of receiving it, return for a full refund of your purchase price. year to their communities, fellow citi- To order just mail this coupon along zens and veterans." Details of the pro- with your check or money order for gram were contained in the August $49.95 (plus $3.00 postage and han- and September issues. dling). Visa and Master Card orders are DRIVES THEM AWAY! welcome. N(,i .iv.iiiabic in •.icit'iits ot Indiaiui The closing session of the conven- tion was marked by an occasion at R. E. MYERS INC. DEPT. AL102 4940 73rd Ave. N. once solemn and joyous as an over- Pinellas Park, FL 33565 sized check representing the Legion's Please rush me an electronic "Pest-No-More." $1 million donation to the Vietnam I understand that if I am not completely satisfied, Card No. Exp. Date Veterans Memorial Fund was un- I may return it for a full refund. I have enclosed Please charge my Visa Master veiled. The project was launched by $ Print Name Card. For toll-free charge orders, phone Past Natl. Cdr. Michael Kogutek and 1-800-334-0854 Ext. 857. In North Carolma Address 1-800-672-0101 Ext. 857. Past Auxiliary President Dora Sey- City mour and was successfully concluded under Cdr. Flynt's leadership. Signature. Sta^e Zip I) 1982 R. E. Myers On hand for the presentation which included a six-minute film out- lining the memorial's goals, and a montage of battlefield scenes through the years—were WMF President Jan Stuart Florida From $29,900 C. Scruggs and Janice Welsh, the There's a new mobile home com- widow of a Vietnam veteran and munity in Stuart that combines author of a poignant letter to Cdr. retirement living at its finest with Flynt detailing why a memorial affordable quality housing. For should be built. free full color brochure and Also present was Sen. John Warner, f LJ^^ SUPPLIES more information call toll free R-VA., one of the sponsors of legisla- EQUIPMENT 1-800-327-3076. In FL call collect tion permitting the memorial's con- ACCESSORIES (305) 231-3199 or struction. "My mission today is Send lor our NEW catalog! write St. Lucie two-fold," he said, "to thank The ^ Include name of organization you work for Falls, Dept. C, American Legion for its $1 million 'e will send yOu two READING OR BIFOCAL Immediately following the check bumper stickers Americans Send for catalog and 14 sample lens Tiade and American made in comfort of your presentation, it time for one more Send your check o cards to select home. was and handling to We also repair glasses and fill prescrip- order lor $3 00 plus S 60 [joslage the election of li you are noi satisfied tions at low cost. Money back guarantee. piece of business before W J KOWALSKI return Ihe slickers wilhin RANCHO BERNARDO RD S120/SUITE 90 lOcJayslora'ull'e'und 11&« ADVANCE SPECTACLE CO. INC. DEPT. The busi- SAN DIEGO. CA 92128 EST. the National Commander. Box 1049, Northbrook, I L 60062 ALIO 1939 ness at hand was an address by the

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Vice President of the United States. PERMISSION Vice Pres. George Bush delivered a rousing speech that the nearly 3,000 Legionnaire delegates interrupted 11 To Enjoy The Unique Havana and cheers. Bush times with applause Cigar Flavor. I'll Send It To insisted that Pres. Reagan's sanc- tions against the Soviet Union's You From Right Here In Tampa, trans-Siberian pipeline will delay con- struction of the project, a view not The Fine Cigar Capital shared by administration critics. Further, the Vice President, who is a Of The World! member of Post 313 in Houston, Texas, told the Legionnaires he appre- If you remember savoring and lingering over a ciates their support of the administra- fantastically mild and flavorful Cuban leaf cigar in tion's record defense budget, saying it the days before the Cuban embargo, you will tx- was necessary for dealing with the interested in this offer — and the story behind it. Soviet Union. "Frankly, we don't When the Cuban embargo hit, we and other trust them," he said, prompting the small manufacturers of fine custom loudest response of the address. made cigars faced ruin. Our very Although it might have seemed existence depended on maintaining impossible to some after the rousing the same incomparable quality we approval delegates Bush's gave had staked our reputation on. address, there was still plenty of The solution was pure cloak-and- spirit and noise remaining for the — — dagger. One dark night a few years ago roll call vote and eventual election of a group of daring Cuban expatriates put to Al Keller, Jr., of Kankakee, 111., as sea carrying a precious cargo of Cuban tobacco seeds. National Commander 1982-83. His After running a gauntlet of Cuban gunboats they finally rea>. lied thi. ii election, punctuated by Keller Key- destination -Honduras. Here under almost identical conditions of climate and soil, this prime men and delegates dancing and tobacco flourishes to this day, far from its native land. This is the tobacco we use to make prancing in the aisles—and a strut- our superbly mild and flavorable cigars — cigars an expert can't tell from Havana. ting Chinese dragon which lifted the - "Yours is the only decent cigar I have had in over 12 years," one new customer wrote spirits of all to the point of elation me the other day. was achieved by acclamation after a - "Of all the cigars I have smoked, both cheap and expensive, yours is the best of the motion to permit the National Adju- bunch," wrote another. tant to cast a single vote on behalf of - "Outstanding! Best cigars I have had since returning from overseas," wrote H.E.O., all the delegates was approved. of Columbia, S.C. No, maybe the 64th National Con- - "I am very impressed with the mildness and freshness of the cigar sampler you sent," vention of The American Legion—its said J.J.M.. of Lincoln, III. excitement, its accomplishments, its high points—cannot be summarized I will send you postpaid a variety of 50 factory-fresh cigars. Smoke one or a half-dozen with my compli- in a single, descriptive phrase. How- MY OFFER ments. If these cigars aren't all you expect and a great ever, for those who insist that every TO CIGAR deal more, return the remainder by parcel post within happening of substance be neatly 30 days and I'll refund your money. No questions boxed, clearly labeled and accurately LOVERS asked. Your delivered cost is only $10.90 for 50 Factory-Fresh Cuban Seed Leaf Cigars. filed for future reference, suffice it to say that in August 1982, more than To order, fill in and mail coupon to 15,000 concerned Legionnaires tra- A814 veled to Chicago because they care THOMPSON CIGAR CO. about America and her veterans. They Dept. A814, 5401 Hangar Ct., Box 30303, Tampa, FL 33630 met old friends and made new ones; O.K., TOM! Ship me the Victory they partied and toured; they listened Sampler, under your money-back to scores of experts in every major field guarantee for only $10.90. Credit Card No. (Print all digits) of Legion concern and spent countless Make mine with this wrapper: hours mulling over the problems Candela (Lt. Green) Natural Master Charge Also Enter EXP. DATEl (Med. Brown) 4 Digits Below Your Acct No. America faces. Never once, though, Check for $10.90 enclosed. did they forget that their mission was (Fla. residents add 5% sales tax.) to help America work by proposing Charge $10.90 to my Visa constructive solutions to difficult, far- Master Charge ranging problems. American Express By Thursday afternoon, August 26, Diners Club (OFFER GOOD IN U.S. ONLY) perhaps there was one descriptive city zip phrase that could accurately summar- ize the 64th National Convention: CREDIT CARD USERS TOLL FREE 800-237-2559 "Mission accomplished." O SPEED DELIVERY BY PHONING IN FLORIDA CALL: 800-282-0646

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496. Opposes any changes in the reduction-in-force 410. States American Legion policy on Agent Orange: Sure you could! Let us show you how to regulations which would be harmful to veterans in fed- fully supports conti'nuing research by independent scien- make over $20.00 an hour selling Knapp eral employment. tific agency; asks for a mechanism for presumption of shoes in your spare time. No cost.. 298. Reiterates continued support for the U.S. Savings service connection for certain disabilities traced to Agent Orange exposure once such presumption is justified by no obligation. Bond Program. 191. Asks that The American Legion promote through scientific evidence; calls for dissemination of the most Clip this ad coupon and mail today. its Posts and Departments the purchase of American- current responsible information to Legionnaires and manufactured goods. Vietnam veterans; urges continuing monitoring of VA to Mr. John Learnard, Vice President/Sales ensure that veterans requesting Agent Orange examina- KNAPP SHOES One Knapp Centre, Dept. 0669 tions are being thoroughly examined and treated with Brockton. MA 02401 Veterans Affairs & Rehabilitation 17. Supports legislation to provide space available compassion. Name travel on military aircraft for 100 percent disabled 411. Opposes the VA Department of Medicine and Sur- veterans. gery contracting out of services deemed essential for deliv- Address 43. Urges the VA to plan and develop a comprehen- ery of integrated quality medical care to eligible veterans. sive health care program and related services for the 384. States The American Legion policy on improving City aging veteran. the National Cemetery System and death and burial ben- 54. Opposes reorganization plans that would transfer efits for veterans: supports establishment of national State -Zip- from the VA sole jurisdiction of any veterans benefits and cemeteries where needed; supports legislation to provide service programs. contract burial for indigent veterans; supports necessary 56. Opposes any proposal that would consolidate or funding providing for construction of columbaria and centralize the operations of the VA Regional Offices. mausoleums wherever feasible within national cemeter- KNAPP 112. Petitions Congress to adequately fund the VA ies; asks for restoral of the burial allowance in an amount America works in Knapp Stioes. Health Care System construction program. not less than $400. 9. Supports legislation to restore the grants-in-aid program and nursing home care to the Veterans Memorial Medical Center in the Philippines. 74. Favors legislation to amend Title 38, USC, Section 5031, to permit states to receive VA assistance for the acquisition and rehabilitation of certain facilities. 144. Supports an annual review and revision of the rates of reimbursement by the VA for the care provided MOVING? veterans in state veterans homes. 396. Urges Congress to authorize adequate budget funding for VA medical research programs. Notify the Circulation Depart- 450. Sponsors and supports legislation to amend 38, USC, so as to provide that the.Administrator of Veterans ment, allowing approximately 6 Affairs may provide certain benefits to Canadian Armed Forces veterans. weeks for the change of address to 451. Favors legislation to provide adequate funds for construction, remodeling and renovation of state veter- take effect. ans homes. 130. Urges legislation to increase allowances in educa- Membership Card tion and training under Chapter 34, Title 38, USC. ^ 80. Petitions Congress to amend Title 38, USC to pro- vide mortgage life insurance for those veterans unable to acquire commercial life insurance because of service- connected disabilities. 292. Supports legislation to amend Title 38, USC, Chapter 19, so as to provide a special government life insurance program for Vietnam era veterans. 58. Favors legislation to provide for the payment of a clothing allowance to any veteran with a compensable skin condition when it is determined there is clothing spoilage due to the use of prescribed medication. 59. Supports legislation to amend Section 314, Title 38, USC, to increase the monthly rates of disability com- pensation. 78. Opposes any proposal to weaken the Disability Compensation Program or dilute benefits payable to dis- abled veterans under laws and regulations administered On the convention rostrum —Sen. by the VA. 79. Supports legislation to increase by a reasonable Alan K. Simpson, R-Wyo., chairman amount the maximum payment by VA of specially adapted housing assistance to certain veterans. of the Senate Veterans Affairs 99. 'Expresses support for legislation to amend Title Committee. 38, USC 3104 so as to remove the restriction against the receipt of armed forces retirement pay, due to length of 1 19. Is against legislation that would provide for third service, concurrently with VA compensation. party reimbursement of the cost of medical care provided 136. Sponsors and supports legislation to provide a by the VA to veterans who are eligible for and apply for seven-year presumption period for Syringomyelia. such care. 137. Calls for amendment of Section 314, Title 38, USC, 126. Urges the President and Congress to provide full to provide a two-year presumptive period for psychosis in funding for all veterans programs. the case of a veteran who served 90 days or more daring a 140. Reiteration of Legion's policy regarding federal period of war. Social Security programs: opposes any legislation or 282. Favors legislation to amend Title 38, USC, so as to attempts to merge VA programs with Social Security pro- provide a special pension program for veterans of World grams; Legion shall sponsor or support only such amend- War I. ments to the Social Security Act as amended as would 290. Supports legislation to amend Section 411, Title correct defects or deficiencies in the Act which affect vet- 38, use, so as to increase the monthly rates of depend- erans, their dependents or in-service personnel. ency and indemnity compensation. Send to: CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT, 141. Opposes legislation which would authorize judi- 291. Favors legislation to am.end Title 38, USC, 314(k) cial review of the decisions of the Administrator of Veter- to include the loss of one lung or loss of one kidney to the P. O. Box 1954, IndianapoUs, Ind. 46206 ans Affairs. list of anatomical loss or loss of use disabilities. 181. Opposes any attempt to eliminate or delay renova- 294. Calls for legislation to amend Title 38, USC, 1 10 to tion or replacement projects at VA Medical Centers. provide that a disability rated at or above a certain evalu- 280. Urges that veterans compensation, pension and ation for 10 or more years shall be protected, except where readjustment allowances not be considered as benefits it is shown that such rating was based upon fraud. and entitlements, but shall be considered as rights. 394. Supports legislation to restore the payment of 283. States the American Legion's policy on National burial allowance; and to increase the burial allowance for RUPTURE APPLIANCES Health Insurance: Legion is unopposed as long as it does veterans to $400 plus the $150 plot allowance. not impinge on exclusivity of VA Health Care System for 395. Opposes adoption and application of any VA FOR COMFORT! veterans. Schedule for Rating Disabilities which is not based upon Supports legislation the Veter- of earning capacity resulting When you slip into a gen- 284. which would make the average impairment ans Administration an Executive Department of the fed- from pathological conditions in civil occupations. uine BROOKS Appliance eral government. 401. Opposes the decision by the VA to deny payment can heavenly you enjoy 385. Expresses opposition to any proposal that would of a burial allowance to veterans who die in a private comfort night and day at merge the administration and payment of veterans bene- nursing home while under VA contract. work or at play! Thirteen fits from the VA with those now administered by the 405. Urges that the Administrator of Veterans Affairs million sold, since 1880. You buy direct from the Social Security Administration, or any other federal implement more equitable regulations for use in consider- factory - never sold in stores - beware of imitations. agency. ing waivers of overpayment. Section Only the highest quality materials and workman- 393. Seeks funding for the VA Nurse Scholarship Pro- 408. Favors legislation to amend Title 38, USC, gram, and the establishment of innovative and stimulat- 3203 so as to increase the amount of pension payable to ship. (Especially for older people who wish to avoid ing programs to attract nurses into VA service. certain veterans who are furnished domiciliary, hospital for Send unnecessary operations reducible rupture). 409. States American Legion policy on radiation expo- or nursing home care. for our FREE illustrated booklet with no obligation. sure cases: urges full federal cooperation with the VA to 489. Sponsors and supports legislation to amend Title BROOKS APPUANCE COMPANY (Medicare ensure proper development and adjudication of claims 38, USC, Chapter 15, to further improve the disability involving disabilities resulting exposure to pension for veterans and their Dept. 65, MarshaU, Mich. 49068 Pays 80%) from and death program radiation. dependents.

58 THE AMERICAN LEGION Yes, You Can... Stop Your Electric Meter Legally! AND SAVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS! Ifs Being Done Now! Foreign Relations 171. Encourages freedom for Poland's citizens and Hove ALL the power you need for light heat opposes Soviet intervention in any form into Poland's internal affairs. 174. Strongly opposes the construction of a Soviet gas appliances at a cost of pennies pipeline and urges the United States and Western Euro- pean nations to seek alternative sources of energy so such utility! a pipeline will not be necessary. and make money by selling surplus to your local 311. Calls for increased political pressures to be applied against the Soviet Union to effect greater free- dom for people, including utilization of radio broadcasts. WIND POWER PROJECT INDEPENDENCE 317. Urges amendment of the Freedom of Information Act to providethat certain agencies may withhold sensi- The Complete Guide that Gives You All the "How-To" Facts tive information and data, the release of which would damage the interests of the U.S. or hamper the operation for Utilizing Non-Polluting Wind Power! of the FBI, CIA or other agencies dealing with intelli- gence and security matters. HOME OWNERS! APARTMENT DWELLERS! FARM OWNERS! 504. Opposes establishment of a National Peace Create your own electric power (or cooking, lighting, tieoting, tiot water, washing, Academy. power loss, costly utility bills WIND POWER 498. Favors an agreement on Namibian independence TV, etc Forget about blackouts, - which provides for free and fair elections, withdrawal of works tor you FREE saves you loads ot money year after year, after year South African forces, independence for Namibia and gives you complete independence from utilities' withdrawal of Cuban forces from Angola. YOU CAN BUY A WINDMILL OR BUILD ONE YOURSELF! This book tells you where to buy wind power systems the cost the best size

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your back . messing your floor 310. Urges the U.S. Government to provide adequate economic aid to El Salvador and furnish increased LETLOGTRAM military training and equipment as necessary to defeat Oversized wheels the guerrillas. practically 'walk' up 484. Petitions the administration to enlarge the Caribbean Basin Initiative into a true Marshall-type stairs. Compact styl- Plan for the area; calls for development of adequate LOGS! ing lets Logtram YOUR intelligence LUG military and capabilities for use in Enjoy Your Fireplace To The Fullest With double as a dandy, Caribbean Basin; calls for increased educational ex- moveable fireplace changes; calls for the Legion to inform the public and Safe, Convenient Transport And Storage bin. Durable metal Congress of vital U.S. interests in the Caribbean Basin. 29. Expresses support for the Afghanistan freedom Bravo! Another dirty, uncom- construction in hand- fighters. fortable job gone forever. some black 503. Calls for U.S. adoption of a comprehensive Middle This handy Logtram log finish. Disassembles East policy to achieve the following objectives: a secure lugger manhandles the heavi- for convenient off- Israel; free and uninterrupted flow of petroleum from the est hardwood pieces, effort- season storage. Persian Gulf states; restoration of Lebanese sovereignty and withdrawal of all foreign troops from Lebanon. lessly. Carts three to four 172. Asks for continued U.S. support of NATO. in quick trip . . armloads one Logtram (Z477968) 466. Deals with proposed investigation into tax- with no sprained muscles, exempt status of certain groups forming the "disarma- snagged clothing, or debris SALE Only $9.88 ment lobby." on the floor. Big, thoughtfully 497. Supports the administration's position on the Law of the Sea Treaty: urges that appropriate steps be taken to designed carriage rack is ORDER NOW safeguard U.S. rights in this area. easy to load. for quick delivery! 499. States the Legion's policy on nucleararms control, supports arms controls which do not place the OLD VILLAGE SHOP United States in a position of inferiority and are GUARANTEE verifiable. You must be delighted with — 502. Urges the administration to continue to seek your double-duty Logtram log ^———— SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! ORDER TODAY! — effective UN operations consistent with the UN Char- carrier. You must agree it is a OLD VILLAGE SHOP, Dept. VZ-8083 ter's stated purposes; refuse to finance inappropriate UN thoughtfully engineered, I activities, take actions to eliminate espionage activities 340 Poplar St., Hanover, PA 17331 quality-constructed piece of I against the U.S. from within the UN. I Please rush Logtram Log Carrier(s) (Z477968) at the low, dlrect- equipment ... or return it for price of heavyweight shipping a prompt full refund of pur- I to-you only $9.88 each plus $3.00 and National Security handling on Full MONEY BACK GUARANTEE, (except ship. & handl.). 4. Asks that Congress fund the Latin American chase price—(except ship. & J residents sales tax) Regional Training handl.) no questions asked! I Enclosed is $ (PA add Program. 265. Calls for a new strategic nuclear policy which will We guarantee it ... in writ- CHARGE IT: I lead the U.S. to develop the needed strength to destroy ing!! Our policy is to process American Express VISA/BankAmericard Carte Blanche Soviet strategic offensive capabilities, rather than all orders promptly. Credit Diners Club MasterCard I destruction of soft targets. card orders are processed Acc'l No Exp. Date 322. Advocates a nuclear freeze that does not preclude upon credit approval. Delays I the U.S. from developing and maintaining adequate notified promptly. Delivery PRINT NAME- nuclear capabilities for deterrence and successful con- guaranteed within 60 days. I ADDRESS flict resolution; examines U.S. NATO factor; provides for effective monitoring of compliance. Old Village Shop, I C'TY- 324. Expresses continued support of the Peace Hanover, PA 17331 Through Strength program. 474. Urges Congress to provide adequate funding for ROTC and Junior ROTC. 491. Commends members of Congress attempting to improve U.S. national defense posture; urges Congress to continue to support an adequate national defense program. 530. Petitions Congress to modernize our national defense industrial base. Tall&Big 32. Calls for adoption of a new military strategy that Men and provide would take advantage of space technology, for a space-based ballistic missile defense system. 148. Recommends that the U.S. proceed forthwith to counteract the Soviet threat in space. 269. Asks for necessary funding to modernize the U.S. Send for this FREE catalog Air Force. 272. Urges U.S. Government to support the Air Force program to re-engine its KC-135 tanker force with new, fuel-efficient engines. Finally, you 274. Asks for U.S. Government support of efforts to develop and deploy the M-X missile and calls for an early can get a decision on basing mode offering the greatest possibility What a of survival. good selection guarantee! 275. Supports the U.S. Air Force's efforts to procure a of great-looking sufficient number of AWACS to meet national defense requirements. Your order clothes that fit! 335. Recommends Congressional support of the A-10 from The program in both single-seat and two-seat configuration. KING-SIZE Co. 336. Petitions Congress to fully support the Air Force is GUARANTEED efforts to increase the production rates and capabilities of Instead of getting sold both BEFORE our tactical aircraft so that older, less capable aircraft in short in stores that carry and AFTER Wear- our active and reserve units may bereplaced as quickly as possible. only a limited selection ing. Washing or 338. expeditious action to provide full support to Dry Cleaning. Urges in your size, send for the Air Force in its efforts to develop and deploy modern Unless you are fully 96 pages of smart- long-range combat aircraft in sufficient numbers at an satisfied, you mav looking clothes early date so as to insure the effectiveness of the bomber send It bacK for a full element of the TRIAD; asks for support for development guaranteed to fit' refund or exchange of an advanced technology bomber. 339. Seeks sufficient funding to ensure that enough airlift capability will be available to provide for rapid deployment of U.S. armed forces anywhere in the world. IT'S ALL FREE COLOR CATALOG 468. Supports President's decision to produce the B-1 bomber, followed later by ATB. Please send the latest KING-SIZE Co. full-color 520. Wants adoption of a defense policy which vrill HERE! Catalog to me at the address belovi/ emphasize the ability to limit damage to our land-based missiles and other military targets by utilization of an Brand-name shirts up to accelerated development of both peaceful and military My Telephone Number 22" uses of space. neck and 38" sleeve 3. Calls for a strong U.S. civil defense program. Slacks and jeans to 60" 64. Seeks a review of the judicial system and its schedule of penalties imposed for violent crime for the waist and 38" inseam purpose of establishing a deterrent thereto. Jackets and outerwear to 151. Reaffirms the Legion's stand on the right to own City. Zip. and bear arms. size 60 205. Expresses continued support of citizen participa- Shoes, boots, work shoes, tion in crime prevention programs. 281. Endorses legislative reform of the "insanity and sneakers to size 16EEE l-^inG-Size defense" in criminal trials; calls for replacement of current language with that effecting a plea of guilty and 6952 King-Size BIdg. 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GUARANTEED TO PROTECT YOUR CAR FOR A FULL 3 YEARS! ORIGINAL PLASTIC COATING 344. Urges that anyone convicted of a felony crime involving the use of a firearm be sentenced to not less than 10 years in prison without benefit of early release or parole. SHIELD 446. Asks for stiffened penalties in criminal cases; urges law-making bodies to expand the services to "inno- MAKES WAXES AND POLISHES cent victims" of crime so as to assist these persons mone- OBSOLETE tarily and spiritually. 74. Calls for modification of EPA rules concerning the dredging and disposal of harbor and channel spoils. 360. Reiterates the Legion's support of a strong Merchant Marine. 472. Calls for modernization of the U.S. Merchant Marine fleet. 519. Details conditions under which increased water- way user fees might be acceptable. 18. Opposes the abolishment of the Corps of Chap- lains in the U.S. military services. Plastic CoatlburCarln 147. Supports the total force concept for the U.S. military services. 149. Calls upon Congress to authorize and appropriate the necessary funds to support the U.S. Army's efforts, as Less Than 1 our the DoD executive agent in matters of chemical warfare H $°q9^ defense, to embark on a realistic research, development and acquisition program to deter the So^^et Union's use of chemical weapons. AMAZING ACRYUC ACTUALLY RESURFACES AND 1 150. Urges Congress to authorize and appropriate suf- RESEALS IN ONE SIMPLE STEP. GIVES YOUR ficient funds to provide the U.S. Army strategic mobility improvements. CAR "SHOWROOM" BRILUANCE THAT LASTS | « 202. Supports legislation to continue and to improve ^ OF GLO-SHIELD incentive bonuses for the National Guard. THREE YEARS —GUARANTEED! 203. Supports legislation which would remove the National Guard technician pay cap. 204. Petitions Congress to pass legislation requiring certain companies to pay an employee on temporary Now at last you can put an end to corrosion, chalking, rusting, dulling, and pit- '" active duty with the National Guard or Reserves, ? 3 YEAR ting of your car's finish. GLOSHIELD can protect your car's finish and restore GUARANTEE" i; whether such duty is mandatory or voluntary, the differ- ,\ II, alter using GLO-SHIELD you are nol de >\ it, too! You can bring back that new car look in less than 1 hour with hardly any ^ lighted, return the unused portion anytime ^ ence between his military pay and his regular pay when effort at all! Too good to be true'' Not formica, marine hardware, brass, plexi- up to three years, lor a pro-rata product refund *\ he returns to his place of employment after release from with GLO-SHIELD. the miracle polymer J, glass, stainless steel aluminum etc temporary active duty. plastic sealant that's guaranteed to pro- So put an end to laborious waxing and 206. Calls for enactment of legislation providing medi- lect and/or restore your car's timsh for polishing get GLO-SHIELD the one step, cal benefits to members of the National Guard and three years. Yes' you can revitalize and CONSUMER NOTICE! » wipe on— wipe off retinisher that gives Reserve under certain conditions. restore dull oxidized finishes |ust wipe on your car a three year finish free from dirt, BEWARE OF IMITATIONS legislation to for — wipe off Do away with compounding 207. Supports provide incentive pay grime, smudges Order yours today' Only Glo-Shield Contains acrylics National Guard and Reserve medical personnel. dead pamt is chemically removed Just off BUT 209. Favors legislation to allow reemployment rights wipe on— wipe GLO-SHIELD removes IMITATED- NOT duplicated old waxes, tar. stams. tree sap. road film, of up to one year for National Guard and Reserve Not even the high priced seoianls hove dirt, bird deposits, grime, grease, gasolme ACRYLIC IS THE personnel on active duty for training. come close to duplicating our secre! pro streaks, rusting, even tarnish GLO-SHIELD 210. Asks that Titles, USC, be amended to include full- SECRET cess Read between the lines ond you ii deposits a plastic film that fuses to the time training as military service for the purpose of THIS IS AN ACRYLIC PRODUCT DO NOT discover thai while others moke cloims surface and fills the pores to give your car CONFUSE WITH IMITATIONS' Gio-Shieid provides proofi Glo Shield is the Federal Civil Service retirement. a hard, high lustre, mirror-like finish Just m NO RUBBING' NO BUFFING' only ocrylic sealont that guoraniees proiec 234. Calls for enactment of legislation making any wipe on— wipe off m CLEANS. COMPOUNDS. POLISHES. SEALS' discrimination against employment of persons who are NOTHING LIKE ANYTHING m USE ON ANY PAINT FINISHf tion ond shine for 3 lull years Don i De or become members of National Guard or Reserves YOU'VE EVER USED BEFORE FAST. ONE STEP WIPE-ON. WIPE- OFF' switched Demand the Desfi illegal. Don't confuse this product with any wax CREDIT 250. Supports legislation to eliminate off-set Social or polish GLO-SHIELD is a clear, trans- CARD HOLDERS 1 -800-453-4800 sorry, no c o d. s Security benefits based on retiree's military service, and parent liquid, when, after it strips old wax CALL TOLL-FREE to permit concurrent payment of SBP annuity and DIC. and grime away, actually deposits a film that's very similar the acrylic lacquer 259. Asks that Armed Forces Day be changed to Armed to ------SAnSFACnm GUARANTEED Ofl MONEY BACK — , your car was originally painted with And it Forces Appreciation Day. works even if your car was painted with 264. Requests that the Appropriations Committees in enamel Acrylic sticks to anything but GLO-SHIELD, Dept. 1376 A both the House and Senate permit military retirees to nothing sticks to acrylici Not tree sap. not 10-10 44tti Avenue Long Island City, N.Y. 11101 retain dual compensation if they hold a federal job after road salt, not grime or dirt, not even bird their discharge from the armed forces. droppings, Please seixl grease, — I gasoline not even me GLO-SHIELD understand that if I am not delighted in every way, 319. Petitions Congress to reactivate the Citizen's paint I can return the unused Military Training Corps. portion for a refund, exclusive of postage and handling. And, GLO-SHIELD s protective coat- 353. Supports the Army 86 studies, the Army 90 transi- ing that you apply in under one hour lasts One bottle only $9.95 plus $1 shipping. tion plan, and the initiative under way at Fort Lewis as three years All you have to do to keep the SAVE: Two twttles $14.95 plus $1 shipping. essential to the development and adoption of dynamic finish beautiful is a light hosmg even a force structures capable of defeating any threat. light rain, and road dirt, salt and grime roll Encbsedis$ orchargemy VISA Master Cand 354. Seeks sufficient funding by Congress to provide right oH. and dries streak free GLO-SHIELD and maintain quality-of-life aspects of our service men IS detergent proof, contains no abrasives, Exp. Date Acct. # and women, and their families. invisible, non-yellowing, peelproof and 355. Supports a return to the military draft. crystal dear Name 471. Supports Rapid Deployment Forces. Here's an added plus GLO-SHIELD 487. Supports a strong National Guard. works Its magic on all painted and plated Address surfaces chrome bumpers, mag wheels, 516. Calls for legislation which would authorize and appliances, motorcycles, fiberglass boats fund an education incentive program to support retention City State. .Zip. and recruiting for active and reserve forces. ©1982 Media MarKeting N.Y. RESIDENTS ADD SALES TAX • 517. Opposes the erosion of benefits for membersofthe armed forces. 518. Urges Congress and the President to disallow any government supported educational or business loans, grants, scholarships or annuities to those individuals who fail to register with the Selective Service when they reach age 18. 34. Calls for modernization of the U.S. Coast Guard. NOWiHERNIA RELIEF 341. Expresses support for the fixed-wing V/STOL aviation program. ^ SUPPORTO/TRUSS" 358. Asks for the development of a hydrofoil craft large enough to accommodate a missile system, and that such Elaslo- craft be made available to our NATO allies in sufficient Band™ ONLY numbers to be deployed in the Baltic and Black Seas as a deterrent. FOR PERMANENT 361. Calls for expansion and development of the 95 ARAPAHO Project. 12 plus $1.75 FUND RAISING ^ 362. Supports a strong U.S. Naval Reserve. 363. Calls for deployment and testing of a true deploy- postage & handling ^ Easy way to raise money for your Organization able, heavy-lift capability for the U.S. Navy. ^ because everyone has fun playing BINGO! All-ln-One garment is a pair of shorts, an abdominal The complete text of any of the ^ Thousands of Organizations are making up to and scrotal support, as well as an unsurpassed truss ^ S500.00 per week using "BINGO KING" supplies aforementioned resolutions may be for reducible inguinal hernia. "Elasto-Bond" wraps ^ and FREE Idea Bulletins. 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At- Please send me embosser(s) at only $14.95 each tached to the outside of each container plus each for postage and _Zip_ Since this item has to be per- $1.75 State oiler good only in ine continenlal USA was a capsule filled with radioactive sonalized, please allow 3 to 5 insurance. (N.Y. and N.J. resi- 0038158 weeks for delivery. dents: Please add sales tax.) ©1982, Barnes & Noble Bookstores, Inc. waste. Scuba divers, equipped with Geiger counters, located the contain- ers and towed them to shore—an oper- ation that might be continuing today Start Your Own if an "informer" hadn't tipped off cus- Business! toms officials. Earn Extra Customs officials frankly admit that informers, as in all undercover YOU CAN EARN UP TO THAT AMOUNT work, provide the keys that unlock the secrets of many smugglers who other- wise might pass undetected through the many doorways to the nation. Sharpen Saws... Like the smugglers themselves, there ... 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THE AMERICAN I.EC.I0^4 October 1982 Parting Shots

A playboy was spurned by a young lady he was pursuing when she dis- covered his intentions. "But I was truthful with her," he said in his defense. "She was talking about marriage, and I told her I didn't want to share the best years of her life—just the weekends." Jonathan Edwards

Two small boys with a bicycle were both trying to ride it at the same time, but there was little evident enjoyment. Finally one of the youngsters turned to the other and said, "You know, one of us could have a lot of fun if you'd get off." —Marylin Ries

Bleat for Relief

Isn't it astounding how meekly Ameri- cans stand still for inflation and ever- increasing taxes? Why, even a sheep gives a bleat and has to be caught before being clipped. —George E. Bergman

Space-Age Suburb With the rocket launchers lifting And the polar caps a-shifting. Makes a body think doomsday's "Of course there's no one else, Harold. If there were, I wouldn't be going coming soon. with you." Guess I'll flee this earthly peril And, before the race is sterile. THE AMERICAN LEGION MAGAZINE Build myself a little condo on the moon. —Sally Palmer Airborne Assets Reflex

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