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APRIL 5, 1994

Volume 17, Number ii 'Vexas* ONLY Independent Student Newspaper COFAH Dean Lee resigns, Craven named interim dean

RKM Dupnii sition an easy one. I feel very comfort­ retire. year. I like the job as interim dean, I will have the support that they need and the News Writer able about the appointmoits." According to Lee, some 20 faculty Gaiza said the search for Lee's re­ probably apply for the job." educational process continues," said Lee has been at UTSA for four years. members were added to Ihe college dur­ placement should start some time in the Craven said that a final decision will Craven. The College of Fine Arts and Hu­ He said, "I came firomth e University of ing his tenure as dean. Lee said, "I have fall and should be completed by spring l>e made on a permanent replacementfo r Reesman said any changes made in manities (COFAH) will soon be under Miami where I had been for 26 years. I not been able to start programs in theater of next year. Until Reesman replaces division director next year. the division will be minimal. Reesman new administration as Dean William P. look eariy retirementther e tocome here." and dance, but they are on the strategic Craven in September, Craven will be Craven feels that his appointment of said, "I do not have any big changes in Lee m prepares to retire. Ina letter to the COFAH CKulty and plan. interim dean as well as division director. Reesman was a good decision. "I have mind. I would like for things to continue Dr. Alan Craven, {nofessor and En­ staff, Lee announced his plans. "I have " I absdute confidence that Jeanne Rees­ as they have in the past, and I would like cash, classics and pliilosophy division decided to semi-retire effective June 1," felt that 'Once I get into office we may make Cra­ man can continue to do the things we to continue to build on some of the director, will be interim dean while a he said. I had some adjustments. Inevitably there will ven were doing and do them well. I think the things that we have started to do." natk>nal search is conducted to find Lee's At the time of Lee's announcement, done as said, changes that take place will be changes Reesman said, "I think one of the best leplacement. Craven has been the lie planned on moving to New YcMk. much as be Changes. "IwiU that people will be pleased with," said things about all of this is the changes division's only director lat 21 years. "Wlien I announced my retirement,iha t I could -Alan Craven start Craven. "I feel she is supeibly qualified. came ftom the inside. Our division is a Craven has selected Dr. Jeanne Rees­ was my plan. Since then I have had a lot do here by the She has demonstrated a lot of adminis­ very strong division. I would like to see man, English, classics and philosophy of job offers, "stated Lee. At present, (at Division director of English, firstof trative ability and I havenodoubtsatall the division grow in all the ways it has associate professor, as interim diviskm Lee has not made any job commitments UTSA). classics, and philosophy June about her qualifications for the job." and continue to be a high quality pro­ director. According to Dr. Ray Gaiza, and his plans of going to New York I am get- ^^^ and I Craven predkts some changes once gram." provost and vice president for academic remain unchanged. ting older and my time is limited. I have will continue in that job as long as they hebecomesinteiimdean. Hesaid, "Once Craven views his upcoming career afifairs, Reesman is one of only three Officially, Gaiza said, "As of June 1, no regrets for coming here. I started my want me to do it." I get into the offke we may make some move as challenging. "I have been do­ female division directors in tlie history Lee will resign the position of dean. He college teaching career here in San An­ Craven told the Paisano that he will adjustments. We always make adjust­ ing this job for 21 years, so I look upon of UTSA. will still be employed by the university. tonio in 1952," said Lee. no longer be division director after Sq>- ments during an academic year. Inevita­ it (interim dean) as having a lot of new Gaiza said, "We are very fortunate to Until he retires, he will keep the faculty After his departure, Lee does not tember 1. "I will not stay division direc­ bly, there will be changes. challenges. I am looking forward to it. liave two very high qualified people in appointment of professor in the division foresee any major changes. "The sum­ tor. I am definitely leaving this office. "My main concem right now is that There are things in our college that 1 our ranks. Having those two around of music." Garza stated that Lee will mer schedule is in place, the budget is in The university will conduct a national all of the things that we are planning for would Uke to see done, and 1 will see if ^^ven and Reesman) makes the tran­ remain on the faculty until he elects lo place, and the fall and spring for next search for the dean and, at this point, if next year are done well, the divisions I can do some of those things." Roof leai(S repaired in HB but linger in other buildings and areas of campus By Brian Wheeier cies are going to be dealt with, but the to Michael Murphy, Tomds Rivera of­ year to 18 months. Most of our critical Editor-in-Chitf process Ihat this goes through is done as fice staff member. roof leaks wiUberepaired either through quickly as possible, yet without violat­ Muiphy said, "The physical plant reroofing or patching depending on Repairs began on the lealcing roof ing any state regulations regarding fair people have told me several times that which is the most cost effective way to over the division of English, classics, bidding out of a project." the problem was not with the roof itself take." and philosqihy offices during spring Powell Trotti, ;!= ^ Massey stated he felt that getting 15 break. Tlie leaking roof, which had been director of pur­ years out ofa flat commercial roof with­ a {Hoblem since January, damaged car­ chasing and gen­ out leaks problems was unusual and that pet, ceiling tiles and one computer eral services, The critical leaks should be repaired by most of the buildings on campus are 20 printer. stated the con­ the end of the summer years old. He noted the Texas weather Jan Lowe, division administrative tract for the re­ — John Massey extremes cause the most wear on tlie assistant, said, "They are on top of us pairs was roofs. woiking as we speak; they started last awarded to Accu- physical plant director Massey said, "The critical leaks Friday (during spring break)." Rite Roofing for should be repaired by the end of this Lowe stated that despite the rains and $15,979. This summer. We may have some entire strong wind over the last two weeks figure does not include replacing the but with the way the patio/garden area roofs that may need to be replaced. before repairsbegan , no further damage damaged ceiling, carpet or computer above the office was consuircted. Depending on funding then those roofs occurred. printer, which are uninsured. "There has been a leak in Ihis office will be replaced also." She said, "Surprisingly enough, we Accu-Rite originally estimated for at least two years," said Murphy. He stated that roof leaks that were lucked out. There must have been some- completion by Mar. 26; however, in­ "Two weeks ago we had a major leak causing extensive interior damage were tiling with the rain (possibly wind direc­ clement weather has delayed repairs. where a glob of water with some other considered and would be repairedo n an tion) that we didn't have any more leak­ Robert Beldon, Accu-Rite representa­ residue came down on one of our com­ emergency basis. Other leaks such as ing. We were quite pleased. During the tive, stated the repairs should be com­ puters," he explained. those in the Sombrilla overhang are con­ last heavy rain, it only leaked in one pleted by the end of this week. Murphy then said that fortunately sidered a lower priority since they are place and it had leaked there previously Trotti also stated that the repairswer e the computer was apparently not dam­ not causing any further damage. so it wasn'thurting anything additional." wananted for five years. aged and is still operational. Massey also noted that funding was a John Massey, physical plant director, Another building leak problem still Massey said, "There will be a long- key issue to many of the building repair Repairs to tiie roof of ttte MB were underway last week; liowever, stated, "The roof leaks that are emergen­ exists in the Science Building according term roof repair project over the next projects on campus, including the roofs. \9aks stiil remain in trie Science Building and the Sombrilla. Alternative spring breaks becoming popular around the country and at UTSA By Carlos Trevino Jr. imagined it woukl be as sobering as it was." over the fill. cebollitas, onions wrapped in foil and grilled, Contributing Writer The land is a flood prone dry lake bed, used as a waste dump Regular fill was a combination of dirt and waste. The "When I first heard that they (the famiUes) were going to until 180 familks staked claims to areas the size of half a groiq) had to be careful Since the fill was composed of cook for us, I was wondering what kind of food a homeless "AdvCTsity Builds Character" was an underlying theme a basketball court. There was no water, sewer or electricity. bottles, glass, jars, drug vials, syringes with needles and family would cook for about 20 people. I was amazed. The group of nine UTSA students discovered over Spring Break. This meant that the VOICES group had to rely on bottled other interesting articles. Vanessa Bute, a freshman food was a terrific and plenty for all. We had everything: Volunteer Organization Involving Community Education water, outhouses, and muscle power to get the job done. honors program student said, "The children were eager tortillas, salsa, avocados and cold Pepsi," Zachariades said. Services (VOICES), an office of UTSA. sponsored an The group's objective was to install only the wiring of the and fun; however, it was scaiy to see them walking around Three members in the group spcke some Spanish, while the Alternative Spring Break trip to Missran, Texas. Twenty electrical system,constructing cinder block walls, and moving barefoot on the glass and nails." rest of the group was fhistrated by not being able to commu­ UTSA students crossed the Mexko border daily to help build two tons of fill into the house to build up the floor. Moving the Moving the fill helped establish a floor foundation and nicate with the famiUes. Boyle summed up the group's and repair homes for poor families in Reynosa, Mexico. fill was done completely by muscle, sweat, pick and shovel in make the area safe for the group to woik in and the feeUngs: "At times I am also sad because I can't communicate The group stayed at the residence of Wyman Pylant, a bucket brigade. children to play. "I was crushed, I couldn't believe people with these people. They have given me a glimpse into their director of Precious Seed Ministries in Mission. The houses are not designed by American standards. The could live like this. This desolate area was filled with lives, but I want to know more. Because of Ihc language barrier I won't be able to know about their families, their jobs, The project was located in two places in a bairio called Las houses the group worked on were 12 feet by 20 feet and 15 feet little shaclts made up of everything and anything that could be found; some made of wood scrips on shipping or their cultures." Delicias. by 30 feet with a tin roof, one room, one or two doors, and a crates, some made out of cardboard. I just couldn't ' Freshman Melissa Budd said, "I was amazed at how few windows. Later the room would be partitioned. Budd, who's presently taking a Spanish course at UTSA, believe it," group member Katie Boyle said. desperately poor the area was. I tiad never seen such a degree The houses were erected on wood pilings where fill was got the opportunity to practice her linguistic skills. "The of poverty. 1 had a vision of what it might look like, but I never dumped in. Lata, when affordable, concrete will be poured The diversity of the group was highlighted by an children were all really sweet and oblivious to their living international student,Zachariades from Cyprus andTorres, condition. It made me feel good to see their faces light up a 61 year-oki retiree who is majoring in Spanish. when I waved to them or talked to them. 1 couldn't converse "It was amazing to see how those people were trying with them very well because of my limited Spanish, which to build Iheir house with whatever materials they had," really frustrated me, but the smaU conversations we did have Zachariades, a business major said. "In my country you reaUy meant a lot to the children." can find some "houses' like those we saw. In Cyprus you The students gave diverse reactions for coming on this won't findcamp s like that, Alternative Spring but you will find houses . Break. Mosl cited the like that in some neigh­ desire to help others and borhoods. We used to 7 am not only proud of myself, but of toexperience something have camps like that for different. one or two years after the my partners. We gave a miserable "I knew that Turkish invask)n (1974) situation a small bit of change and wasachancefwaunique but with the govemment's week (six days) that help, the problem is hope." would include every­ over." —Stacey Rodgers thing: knowledge, ex­ There is not a welfare perience, volunteering system in Mexico. "Gen- ^i:^;^^miiiiii:miiiii^iiiiii - help to those who need erally, if you start poor, it, a chance to visit a part you w 111 always be poor," Dale, a graduate student, said. of Mexko which people normally don't Uke to visit. And, all Dale, who Uved in Monterrey, Mexico for three months this for less tfian $ 100 (achially only $50)," said Zachariades. after graduation, added "My most vivid impresskm was "I am not only proud of myself, but of my partners. We how desolate and unhqieful the poverty of Mexico is gave a miserabk situation a small bit of change and hope," compared to the U.S., these people have no govenunent Rodgers said. funds to fall back on." "I came to see the difference I could make, writing a check For two days, the groiq) ate for \w)chfrijoles charras doesn't give you the same satisfactkn as actually seeing the and com tortillas, beans with pork skins in broth. The help you are doing." Dale said. odier two days the family grilled chicken made with But*. NMIaaa Budd and Katia Boyle move fill In forthe foundation of houaa. mmmmmm

Niws THE PAISANO March 15.1994 UTSA NEWS BRIEFLY Campusline

Campusline is a forum for ittformation of upcomiHg events or deadlines sity for the Fiesta Oyster Bake. Round happening on the UTSA campus. Students, faculty, sufi, RSOs and other ^p^^^r^^^^s^^sw^. trip ticket is $3. Call (210) 227-2020 for university groups may announce events by contacting The Paisano News Editor more infonnation. at 690-9301. Deadlines are the Wetbtesday prior to piAlication. The Fiesta Oyster Bake is sponsored by the St. Mary's University Alumni ABBoaaceoKBts Association. What began in 1916 as a Baptist Memorial Hoepttal System Wi]dfk>war 100 Bkycle Tours Beautifiil small gathering of alumni has become a San Antonio Hill Country. 8 am.. Rolling Oaks MaU; 10.25,35,50.62.5 and Fiesta Week tradition, hosted by more lOOmiktours. Costis$17($4SforfamUy,uplofourniembers)or$2l ($50for than 4,500 volunteers and attracting famUy iqi to four membos) after Apr. 22. Benefits Baptist Memorial Hospital 50,000 people. All proceeds from the System School of Professional Nursing. Contact Sharon Speer, Special Events event fund student scholarships and uni­ Coofdinalor. BMHS, 111 DaUas Street. San Antomo. TX 78205-1230. (2WS) versity/alumni programming for St. 302-3075. Maiy's University. General admission is $7. Children 12 VoluBtcers are needed to man Red Cnss firstai d stations at various events and under are admitted free of charge. during Fiesta, Apr. 15-23. Free training in Red Cross first aid and aAilt CPR is Senwr citizen discount is $5 at the gate. offered fordiosewhoav inteiested. In additiqa.aU volunteers mustatmidatwo Pre-sale tickets are available for $5 at hour orientation. To register for the ttaining or for more info, contact Red Cross area H-E-B grocery stores. North Star Health Servkes at 224-515L and Windsor Park Malls. For more infonnation, call the St. Campos Activities Board (CAB) is extending die applkation deadline for Mary's Fiesta Oyster Bake Hot Line, students intoesled in becoming invdved in student activity pn^ramming until (210)436-3547. Apr. 15. AppUcationsareavai]aMeatthestudentaclivities(^fice,locatedatUC 2.01.04 or contact CAB at 691-4727. College of Business WoBWBS Soccer Club is fonning at UTSA Thosesttidentsintaestedinjoiniug to offer professional can contact GiOiert Gavia at 681-0912. Spring Breakers put up wall framea on a house in Reynosa, Mexico. See atory on pg. 2. development series April Events aad DcadHacs Oyster lovers migrate and beverage booths. All of Friday Anderson, Fiesta Oyster Bake chaiiman. (San Antonio^-Cight professional to local university night's activities take place on Ihe south Children and adults can enjoy the inter­ development workshops will be offered 5 (Tuesday) - 8 (Friday) Greek Week. section of Ihe Fiesta Oyster Bake active amusement equipment set up on to the public in April and May by the 5 (Tuesday) - 27 (Wcdaesday) Priority Telephone Registitfian for Summer Where can you find live enlertain- grounds. the south section of the Fksta Oyster Center for Professional ExceUence at 1994 according to shidoit classiftcatkin. qnenu 50,000 people, 2,500 pounds of Come back Sahirday. Apr. 16. from Bake grounds down 5/iurJbr5rree(. Both the University ofTexas at San Antonio. S (Tuesday) Alpha Lambda Delta meeting in 1X7 Mesquite Room tt 2 pjn. All beef fajitas, 10,500 stuffed jalapenos, 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. for more music, food dates feature a bungee run, velcro jump, The series wiU be highlighted by an Apr. members wekome. 5,760egg rolls,I0,0(X ) .servings of fried and fun. Dance to rock 'n' roll, Tejano speed throw and moon bounce 14 workshop by Dr. Stephen Covey, 5 (Tu)»day) Orthopedk clink at health servkes center, SB 1 ,(».02 at 3:30 pjn. mushrooms and I20,000oy$ter<>? Where and country music tunes of local and as weU as athletic demonsuations of author of "The Seven Habits of Highly Appoinbnent necessary, caU 691-4142. else INII the St. Mary's University Fksta regional bands on five stages. Shuck Taekwondo, fencing, gymnastics and Effective People." 6 (Wednesday) Aerobk classes at health services center. SB 1.03.02 from 11 Oyster Bake! It's that time of year oysters till yourheart'scontentorchoose more, all coordinated by the San Anto­ Covey's workshop, to be held from a.m. to 12 p.m.. call 691-4142 for more information. again—peopk from San Antonk) and from 50 different food booths serving nio Sports Foundation. 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. in the Zaragosa 6 (Wednesiday) CathoUc Stwknt Association meeting in MS 2.03.06 fiomnoo n (lie sunounding areas will make the an­ traditional Texas favorites such as fajiias, Fiesta Oyster Bake pao-ons are en­ TheateratFiestaTexas theme park, 17(X) -1 p.m. Communkm service after meeting and a fiee hinch. For mem nual pilgrimage to the St. Mary's Uni­ sausage-on-a-stkk,"shrimp diablo" and couraged to use VIA f*ark & Ride ser­ IH-10 West, will focus on how to bal­ infonnation caU Mario at 803-5321. versity Fiesta Oyster Bake grounds for cheesecake. Also try some of the new vices from Crossroads and Bandera/ ance things successfully in a life-style of 6 (Wednesday) VOICES'meeting in the Pecan Room at 5-6 p.m. food, fun and entertainment. food items like steak fritters and the Loop 410. Limited parking on campus pressure and crisis. 6 (Wednesday) Black Sttident Alliance meeting in UC Oain Room at 1 p.m. This year, Ihe Fiesta Oyster Bake will three-meat k-bobs. Quench your thirst is $5. Covey, who holds a master's degree 6 (Wednesday) InterVarsity Christian FeUowship BiUe shidy in MS 3.0,2.06 kkk off San Antonio's Fiesta Week, with a selection of beverages including Interested in going to the Spurs game in business administration from Harvard at 2 p.m. ' starting Friday, Apr. 15, from 5 to 10 beer, wine coolers, margarilas, iced tea too? Just take VIA Park & Ride from University and a doctorate degree from 6 (Wednesday) MEChA meeting in MS 3,02.52 at 1 p.m. p.m. Part of the festivitks begin with the and soft drinks. Crossroads Mall to the 2:30 p.m. Spurs Brigham Young Universiiy, also is the 6 (Wednesday) Paisano meeting in office at Campus South shewing center at fifth annual Fiesta Oyster Shucking "1 am really excited about Ihe new game on Saturday, Apr. 16 and after the author of a new book titled "First Things 4 p.m. New members wekome, Contest at 5:30 p.m. Enjoy two stages of addiiion to this year's Fiesta Oyster game (before returning to Crossroads), First." Cost of the workshop is $229 per 8 (Friday) InterVarsity Christian FeUowship meeting for feUowship and wor­ live entertainment and 20 different food Bake—Shuckie Street." says Marlon ride a special bus to St. Mary's Univer- person, with special discounts for UTS A ship in HB 2.01.44 at 1 pjn. Alumni Associittion members. MBA '8 (Friday) Emmaus/Chrysalis RennMi gioup meeting in ilC Cafeteria at noon. students and groups. The fee covers Fbr more informatxM) caU Shannon BaMwin ai 561-^98. lunch, breaks, handouts, and a hardback 8 (Friday) Aerobic classes at health services center. SB 1.03.02 fiom 11 ajn. to copy of "First Things First." For infor­ 12 p.m., call 691-4142 for moe infonnation. KiESTA 1LJTS.A. 1994 mation or to register, call 8 (Friday) CathoUc Student Association visit to SAMM Shelter to entertain 1-800-873-3451. small children at 6 p.m. (meet in front of tbe UC). Opoi to aU. Fdr mon A workshop focusing on personal information call Tanya at 561 -4557. development will be held froml to 5 8(Friday) Aikidoclasses in the u|)perwestoftheConvocation(3enterat 12:30 p.m. on Apr. 9 in the Regents Room with pjn. For more infonnation call James Cl^ at 490-6402 (v 691-5846. Dr. Paul Preston, associate professor of 9 (Saturday) CathoUc Student Association car wash at Jack-n-Box on Wurz­ management, who will discuss creativ­ bach. For more information call Mike at 690-1484. ity and how to get rid of things that block 11 (Monday) Amnesty Intematkxial meeting in the upstairs UC at 1 p,m. creativity. On May 21, Dr. Etouglas 11 (Moaday) A^pha Phi Omega general meeting at 3:30 p.m. in the UC Oak Timmons, an investment counselor, will Room. For tatxe infonnation caU Debbie at 561-4389. disci'ss investment vehicles—savings 11 (Monday) Mediodist Student Movement meeting in HB 3.04.12 tas Bible accounts, mutual funds, and stocks and Study at noon. bonds. 11 (Monday) Aerobic classes at healdi services center. SB 1.03.02 fromlla.m , Update workshops scheduled in April to 12 p.m., caD 691-4142 iat more infonnation. and May include: 11 (Moaday) UNIVERSITY BLOOD DRIVE in die UC Laurel Room firnn Apr. 9 — Dr. Kenneth Weiher, UTSA 8 ajn. to 3 p.m. associate professor of economics, will 12 (Tnesday) Orthopedk cUnic ttt health services cenlor, SB 1.03.02 A 3:30 discuss domestic economic theory and p.m. Appoinbnent necessary. caU 691-4142. its relationships to personal and busi­ 13 (Wednesday) University Life Awards qxmsoted by Student Govonment in ness life die UC Laurel Room at 6 pjn. Apr. 30 — WilUam Spruce, a former 13 (Wednesday) VOICES meeting in die Pecan Room at 5-6 p.m. career diplomat and coordinator for in­ 13 (Wednesday) Black Student AUiance meeting in UC Oak Room at 1 pjn. ternational programs in the Coikge of 13 (Wednesday) InterVarsity Christian Fdkmship Bibk study in MS 3.0.2.08 Business, will speak on the global busi- at 2 pjn. nesscUmak.concentratingonU.S.rela- 13 (Wedaesday) Aoobic classes at health services center. SB 1.03.02 from 11 tionship with Asia, Europe, and the Pa­ a.m. to 12 p.m.. call 691-4142 for more information. cific Rim counbies. 13 (Wednesday) MEChA meeting in MS 3.02J2 at 1 pjn. May 7 —Dr. John McCray. UTSA 13 (Wednesday) Paisano meeting in office at Campus Soudi shon>ing cento'at associate professor of strategic manage­ 4 p.m. New members wekome. ment, wiU look at ways the North Ameri­ 15(Friday)FicstaUTSABBdcrtheSoBibrillafhNBBooa-5pJB. Spoasored can Free Trade Agreement can expand by thc Campus Activities Board. FIESTA business in San Antonio and South 15 (Friday) Deadline to a^ly for Campus Activity Board podtion for the '94- Texas. "95 academk year. May 7 — Dr. Glen Dietrich, coordi­ 15 (Friday) InterVarsity Christian FeUowship meeting fior feUowship and nator of the infoimation system pro­ worship in HB 2.01.44 at 1 pjn. gram in the Coikge of Business, will 15 (Friday) Aerobk classes at healdi services centa'. SB 1 /)3.02 from 11 a.m. CON SABOR talk about new infcmnation technolo- to 12 pjn., caU 691-4142 for more infonnation. FIESTH WITH FLflVOR gks. 15 (Friday) Emmaus/Cteysalis Reumon gnxqi meeting in UC Cafeteria at Tlie fee for the update woricshops is noon. Fbr more information caU Shannon Baldwin at 561-8498. FRIDAY, APRIL 15,1994 $15 for UTSA students, $30 for UTSA 15(Friday) AikidoclassesinIbelyperwestoftheConvocationCenterat 12:30 Alumni Association members, and $50 p.m FOT more informatKMi call James Oark at 490-6402 or 691-5846. 11 AM TO 5:30 PM • UTSA CENTRAL PLAZA for tlie general publk. For more infor­ 15(Frklay) MBAAssociationmeetingintheJPLAsseniblyRoomat6:30pjn. mation or to register for these woric­ Sponaored by the UTSA Campus Activities Board Speaker is Dkk Darnels fiom Datapoint Inc. shops, caU Ginny MiUer at 691-4778. 18 (Moaday) Amnesty International meeting in the upstain UC at 1 pjn. Featuring Entertaininent by the UTSA Jazz Band. State of Mind, and Los Padrez 18 (Monday) A^to Phi Omega general meeting at 3:30 pjn. in the UC Oidc Openif^ Ceremonies at 1:30 pm fieaturing Get marketable Room. For more informatian caU Debbie at 561-4389. neata Royalty, Military Ambassadors, and Latino Dance Club Dancers 18 (Monday) Methodist Studem Movement meeting hi HB 3.04.12 for BiMe skills In News Study tt noon. Food, drink and game booths IS (Monday) Aerobk ctassestt health services center. SB IffiSXlbam llajB. qxmsored by UTSA'i Registered Student Organizations writing. Join io 12 pjn., caU 691-4142 for more infonnation. InflataUe amusmnents sponsored by 19 (Tuesday) OTthope(fic clink at health services cm^. SB 1.03J02 U 3:30 f ^^^* I *• Campua Acdvitiee Board and UTSA's Student Govemment the Paisano pjn. Appointment necessay, call 691-4142. 19 (Tuesday) Deadline lex submission oS pfdiminaiy

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*Let*s talk about sex* focuses on lack of communication between genders By Brooka D. Gmda ws were shown to further iUustrate awk­ gap may have moved a few inches Features Writer ward situations between men and towards ctosing during dw evenii^'s women. Ascenefiom'^OnlytheLonely" seminar. Having WMble taUdng with your showed John Candy in die awkward After ttw seminar, one female audi­ gMfriend laldy? Is your boyfriend situation of asking AUy Sheedy out on a ence member. Soma Oallardo, said of speaking a language thtt goes over dtte. The"mehandwoinencanneverbe men. "It's good tohea r that th^'re not your head—even diough you swear it frwnds" scene fiom "When Harry Met as we stereotype them to be. They sounds l&B English? Sany''showedBiUyCry9talarguingwith reaUy do have fedings diat we can LaA Thursday, die Shident Activi­ Meg Ryan dut men and women cannot rdateto." ties C^ce, Interfittemity CoimcU, and be fiioids becttise sex always gets in dw Re^KMises such as Gallaedo's were^ Pm IfeUeiik hosted a seminar entided way. The next cUp, fiom "Singles", was common when various audience mon-i '^et'sTaUc About Sex!!!" in OKKIVA pertiaps die best awkward situatkn to bers were ^iproached and asked wl to help traislate diese aU-too-common iUustrate the main focus of the seminar. they thought of the seminar. miacommunkations between the sexes. In diis scene. Kara Sedgwick teUs her "[It was] enUghtening and educa The two qieakers who presided over boyfirknd, CampbeU Scott, she tiiinks tional." saidLomi Mc Vanough, amale the seminffl' were Thomas Woidt, di- they may be pregnant. They take a home audience membo*. "We got to leam reciorfor student and staff siqiport ser­ pregnancy test, and die results are posi­ more points about how wranen feel vices at St Mary's Universiiy, and tive. Instead of sitting down and talking^ about us." RosaUnd Roland, assistant directOT for about dw sihiation, dwy awkwardly dis­ "CIt was] good to heat opinions oi resklent Ufe and the Greek advisOT at miss it fOT ttw time being and hurriedly the guys—to hear ttieir (pinion versus SL Mtty's. go to work. aats, to see how we can better under­ A 25 member audienM was divided Rdand noted ttwmos t common simi­ stand each otho." said DeLisaLecWd. imo two groups based on golden men. larity between dw top toi lists and the Irmucally, no one commenteo on in dw bacdc, women in the fiont. The video clips was lack of commiaiication. dw condom segment of ttw seminar. groups were asked to make a list of the The audience was once again divided Wendt and Roland spalkt ot tbe top ten most awkward situations con- and new lists were made: "How men see various types of condoms, and they coning dw opposte sex. The top-ten wnnen. fiom a woman's perqwctive" even showed a few. They pressed tbe from "dw guy's perqwctive" seemed and "how wonwn see men, from a man's impOTtance of using cmidoms. tofocus mostly on andcward situations pecqwctive." Also, the men made a list Amidtt sUght giggles from a few of itfter sexual uMacomae. Situttionssuch (tf how they see women, and the women ttw women and quqis fiom some of the as Ae woman wjoiting to cuddle and made a Ust o'how they see men. men, Wendt and Rolaid taOced of Ba- member sarcastically commented ttiat ttw impOTtance of using ttwm during but the demonstiation proved a sober­ the man just wanting to leave, OT not The Usts were compared. How voted condoms fOT use during oral sex. he would never look at The Club in dw sex. Maybe ttwy wiU remember from ing point—nothing is 100 percent ef­ remembering names. The women's women thought men see them and how UangTheQid>(asteering-whe6lanti- same way ever again. the demonstration showing how strong fective againstSTDsOTimwantedpreg- littcoasisted mosdy (^situations when nwn actuaUy do (and vke versa) proved theft devke) in place of ttw mak sex Maybe fiom now on. when anyone condoms are thtt by sbetching one ovo nancy. guys leUthnn one thing but do anodier. tbe sexes really do have a fairly large OTgan.Woi(tedemoastrttedlfae/)»;£!per who attended the seminar sees The Club,' a vtAmteer's head, it can teiff. "There is no such thing as sctfe sex," Video clq» from sonw (Mpular mov- commimicatkxi gapbetween ttwm. That way toputonacondom. Oiwaudknce he/she will be reminded(rfcondom s and Audience nwmbers laughed (again). sak] Wendt, "just setfer sex." Think you have no relevant experience? Think again ^^ ^ffir/V/Vy •94/^5 STUDENT GOVERNMENT By Cheryl Woodruff and Greg Ptacek CANDIDACY FILING NOTICE! Special Correspondents College Press Service

When looking for their first "real"jobs, college graduates wittiout STUDENTS INTERESTED IN SERVING AS AN OFFICER specific professional training tend to OR CLASS REPRESENTATIVE ARE NOW ABLE TO FILE FOR downgrade their abilities and wind up under-employed. CANDIDACY IN THE UPCOMING SPRING ELECTIONS FOR The smart ones hit the ground run­ ning rightfro m the start by taking a close jO^^M TERMS DURING THE Niart^^llJEMIC YEAR. look at their skiUs and a good look at the big picture of a particular field, then fit the pieces together. /^' • OFMCERPOi PHESIDENT, VICE PRESIDENT, FOTget the idea thtt you have no rel­ ents. Those are things you do when you you belonged to, offices you held and evant experience. The skills you've cfc- have ajob." any other extracurricular activities in PARLIAMENTARIAN^ liSTORIAN, CORRESPONDING veloped in school, part-time jobs and Almost all human resources execu­ which you were involved. Wrile down SECRETARY, extracurricular activities are ttw same tives who recruit liberal arts graduates the skills you developed in these activi­ ones you'r need when you woric fOT a say they are looking fOT people who ties. corporation. You just need to leam how have well-developed skiUs in communi­ Here are some words and phrases toidentify, package and verbalize them. cation, leadershipand teamwork. There­ that wiU help you transltte your student • OFFIi 'im Ti%WESH>ENT AND VICE Human resources consultant, Lynn fore, be sure to emphasize these quali­ skiUs to business language. PRESIDE GPAOi^ 2J yWCbMPLETION OF 60 Nemser, who developed and conducted ties on your resume and in your inter­ • Analytical thought career seminars and workshops tot lib­ views. • Analysis of ideas and data CREDIT H lOF WHiaiMUST BE AT^^A. eral arts graduttes at the University of In order to convince yourself and • Assessment techniques Pennsylvania, says any college courses potential employers who may read your • Budgeting you've taken are relevant. resume or interview, you should make a • Conflkt resolution • ALL0 GPA OF 2.5 "Ask yourself what you did in col­ list of the courses you took that involved • Creativity WITHNOCOJ lege. You read, researched, explored, teamwork, leadership OT communica­ • Critical reading analyzed, summarized, wrote," she says. tion. • Dekgating "Those are employable skills and tai- Also make a list of the OTganizttioi s com. pg. 5 • POS FROM EACH CLASS INCL k AND GRADUATE IN THE ARMY, ARE ALSO OPEINT: LECTED NEXT FALL. NURSES AREN'T JUST IN DEMAND. . 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IFEAITIUIEIES THE PAISANO April 5,19>4 Women's chamber of commerce Put the cork on hangovers student chapter not just for women By Laura Bast women fiom die chamber downtown, fonn a Py OMW Bwday headaches, lake two Features Writer support group, and operate widi professkmal Feaores Writer acetaminophen or non- women in the job mariwt is very important," aspirin pun relkvers. Spring 1993 saw nothing more than a slow says Calonge. Yo« kaow Ike Aspiroi may work, but start and almost a quick finish for the then newly Student members may participate in meet­ You feel food itoai die big mkl-lemi you had it can aggravate an al­ organized Women's Chamber of Commerce ings aid seminars held by Ihe larger San Anto­ a few hoursago. The gaag caUs you iq>and w«us ready irritated stom­ Student Chapkr. Many campus organizations nio Chamber. Members are invited lo die to oetebnHe by buyiag you a brewsky. You're ach. suffer, as did die Chapter, from rapki turnover in Chamber's mbiers as well, where " You gel to only goiag to have oae OT two... NOH Skip tke hair-oT- membership and frequent leadership changes. know these women in die community, how diey Ah, Ihe anniiag after tkc-dflf care. Some Fbr die Chapter, — ^^^=s^= got started, and how diey There's nothsig ki die work) quite like it— peopk swear that a moved up the coqxxate except, perinfM, being hit by a Mack truck and moming (kink of what­ n^nesr'"ifni1 "Some mon ate involved I ladder," states Calonge. liviag dvough it ever diey had last night Calonge adds, "I was Whik tfiey are tfie most revered of "self- will cure their hang­ hope—andachance think they are really curious." amazed to see how inflkled" ailments, hangovers are still misunder­ over. However, the for the Chapter to —Cynthia Calonge, qukkly people pkk up on stood. Physkians and researchers belkve that medical community start over and re-so- Women's Chamber who is graduating and hangovers arise from two phenomena: a slight doesn't agree wilh this IkUfy. offer them jobs. Who swelling of die brain and dehydration. The home remedyphilos c The San Antonk) of Commerce wouldn't want to take mechwiism causing the swelling of the brain is phy. Drinking addi­ Women's Chamber student chapter president advantage of tfiis?" unclear. The dehydration occurs because the tional akohol may de­ ofCommerce.estab- ^——• Other opportunities akohol acts as a diuretk, causing you lo urinate hydrate you further and lished in 1988 IS made up of a wide cross-section of women and to take advantage of are participating in Fksta, more frequently. will only recreate die men, students, women returning to the work­ the Women'sRapeCrisisCenter.the Children's Whatever the reasons may be for you feeling problem. Common place, CEO's, entrepreneurial women, lawyers, Hospital, and die arts in San Antonio. bad. die bottom line is that you do. ThefoUowing sense says that die kgk doctors, and various other professionals. Ilie Cluqiter has an upcoming April seminar are some generally accepted home remedy tips to this remedy is lack­ Sharon Langham, vice president of the San (the date is not known yet) concerning women fiom die medical community: ing. After all, if you Antonio Women'sChamber of Commerce, says in tourism. UTSA's new tourism degree plan, Faaad ia tke flakto. Since much of the bumed your fmger on that the campus chapter is really a sub-chapter tobe ineffectthis fall, will bediscussed. Calonge (ttscomfort of a hangover comes from die dehy- an open flame, would of the larger San Antonio group. "The mission adds dial it would be "interesting to get involved (kalion your body experknces, drinking kits of you stick it back in to of the Women's Chamber," says Langham, is to with women in powerful positions in tourism." fluids can make you feel belter. Re-hydrate get it to stop hurting? "promote the growth and economic devel(^ Penny Herring of the Crockett Hotel and Robin yourself widi somediing thai isn't offensive to But Doc, I'm re- ment of women, and to achieve the integration Carson of Sea World of Texas will speak as your stomach. Since alcohol lends lo irritate the oflyskk! On die day of \yomen in leadership roles." well. mucous membranes of the stomach and small ofahangover,don'tgotoschoolfortheday. Call akohol into your system by not drinking on an The benefits to students, adds Langham, are "Sororities may be interested, as well as intestines, avoid acidic fluids like orange or a friend to take notes in your classes. Just draw empty stomach. It's best to eat something within being able to "actively network with business odier women, as well as men," says Calonge. grapefruit juice. Drink water or miklly carbon- the shades and then take thc telephone off the two hours before you drink— or snack while professionals, find mentors, attend seminars What about men? Says Calonge: "Some aledsodas. Whatever you do, don'tbe thc macho hook for die rest of die day. Slay in bed for an drinking. Another good ruk of diumb is drink no and workshops, receive bi-monthly newskt- men are involved. I think they are really guy or gal—skip die Bkxidy Mary mix. extra hour or two. The bottom line isdo whatever more than one alcoholk beverage (a 6-ounce lers, and partkipate in leadership t^portuni- curious." The early bird catches tke worm. I'mnot it takes to pay your body back for the damage you glass of wine, a 12-ounce beer, or an ounce of ties." The UTS A chapter'smain goal, saysCakMige, taUcing about Ihe worm at die bottom of the dkl to it last night. It may pay you back by hard liquor) per hour. The campus chapter, is headed by student is to be a "stei^ing stone for other college tequila book. Hangovers are one ailment where helping you get on your feet a littk faster. Avokl red wine to help prevent dial moming- president Cynthia Calonge, who emphasizes campuses to start their own chapters—to spread the treatment may be more effective if it precedes Take it easy on your tummy. Let's face it: afier headache. All akohol, but red wine espe­ the importance of networicing. " The opportu­ the news. That would be a really big feather in die symptoms. If you have been drinking, drink your tummy will probably feel Uke it's been cially, contains high amounts of amino acids nity to networic with women on campus and UTSA's hat" , pknty of water of miklly carbonated sodas be­ embalmed, so eat the "skk" foods like toa.st. whkh have been associated with headaches. fore going to bed. If you suspect you may wake bland soups or broth, or tea if your stomach will Of course, the worst kind of hangover is the up widi a headache, take a dose of acetami­ hoM anything. Nibble on these instead of sitting kind associated with drinking and driving. This nophen before bed. down to a full meal. hangover can land you in jail—worse yet, you, a Join The Paisanol Clear is dear. Until you feel like you've An ounce of prevention is worth a liter of friend, or an inncKent third party in the hospital actually recovered from your hangover, it's best cure. No pun intended, but the most obvious or cemetery. 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I / IFEATTIUIEIES April 5,1994 THE PAISANO Make most of relevant Enrollment drop for black men disturbing, group says By J«ff r»y GoMfaiD cates dial postsecondaiy institiitions have student retention and has established 1991. Special Correspondent a kM of woric lo do in terms of creating programs designed specifically lo reach But Hispaiuc women have more experiences, skills College Press Service environments and strategies dull encour­ such goals, the report said. dian doubled their college enrollment, oont. from pg.3 age shidenis of color to persist until diey About2I percent of die nation'sUack reaching a 20-year high of 24.8 perceni •Flexibility "Ask yourself what you WASHINGTON—Al::iough mi- eamadegreeorcertificate," ACEPresi- male high school grads in 1972 enrolled in 1992; die rate was 12.1 in 1972, • Fcrikiw-lhrough did in college. You read, norily enrollment in college has grown dent Robert H. Alwell said in a state­ in college. The rate fluchiated duough­ according to ACE. • Goal setting appreciably in recent years, Hispanics ment out die 1970s, reached a low of 17.3 Enrolbnent at hisKnically black col­ • Interpersonal skills researched, explored, and blacks remain significantly The Tcpatl stressed all universities, percent in 1980, rose through the decade leges and universitks has grown sub­ • Organizadon skills (ideas, pec^le, analyzed, summarized, underrepresented in higher educalion, regardless of size, location or type, can and dien fell to 18 perceni in 1988. stantially since 1982, the year ACE events) according to a report by die American improve minority recruitment efforts By I990,26.1percentofblack males started reporting such figures. Total • Meeting deadlines wrote. Those are Council on Education. "when one coherent, comi»ehensive,aiid had enrolled in college. In 1992, die enrolhnent has jumped 21.8 percent in • Motivating employable skills and Even more disluibing is a five per­ integrated process is institiitionalized figure slipped to 21.2 percent. the past 10 years widi white (non- •Planning talents...things you do cent drop in university enrollment by fiom the boardroom to die classroom." Cdlegeenrollmentfor black women, Hispank) enrollment at historically •Presenting black men over die last two years, ACE Faculty involvement in retentionef ­ on the other hand, has almost doubled in black colleges and universities grow­ • Prioritizing when you have a job." reported Feb. 28 in its 12di Annual forts is key, as is an integrated academic die past 20 years. In 1972,15.7 percent ing 36.3 percent in the same span. • Problem solving —Lynn Nemser, Status Report on Minorities In Higher suppcHt servke mechanism, die rqxirt of black women who graduated high The reportpointe d to the University • Stialegizing Education. The rate for Hispank men said. school enrolled in college; 1992 figures of Michigan as a source of commit­ • Team woric human resources has remained low over the past 20 years. ACE highlighted die effortsof Mount show a 28.8 percent enrollment rate. ment to minority retention. President • Time management ^ consultant In 1992,33.8 perceni of black high St. Mary's College, a private four-year, Hispanic men also have experienced James Duderstadt pledged that his After each of Ihe above business school graduates ages 1810 24 and 37.1 relatively resOicted adinission instihi- unimpressive gains since 1972, when university's ability to "achieve and terms, write down some examples of the down to a specific industry or field, pocent of Hispanics were participat­ lion. Mo -It St. Maiy's has a student the college enrollment rate was 15.1 sustain a campus community recog­ sihiations in which you used any of make it known. For example, your re­ ing in higher education. Whites in Ihe body thai is about 57 percent Hispanic, percent. After hitting a peak of 18.5 nized for its racial, cultural and ethnic diose skills. sume and letters could state that you are same age group enrolled al a 42.2 per­ 18 percent black and 10 percent Asian. perceni in 1987, dte rate fell to 17.8 diversity will in large part determine Choose a few of these skills you thiidc looking for "an entry-level position in cent rate. The college has committed leadership percent in 1992. Hispanic male college our c^>acity to serve successfully our you possess and list them on your re­ maiketing, maricetresearch,orodierfacet "The evklence in diis reptxt indi­ firom top acbninisbalion with regard to matriculation hit a low of 14 percent in state and nation and the world..." sume to demonstrate your business of consumer behavior in the advertising savvy. You can also mention such skiUs industry." when discussing or describing your If you can't narrow your interests qualifKations in letters, on die telephone down to one field or industry, make up Gays use language to build identity or in interviews. several different resumes, each with a By College Press Service and given it a positive meaning," said on gay and lesbian college shidents and According to Nemser, translating stu­ different objective of positions or fiekls Robert A. Rhoads. a research associate their struggles tot identity, to be pub­ dent sldlls to the business world is tough in which you have some interest or UNIVERSITY PARK, Pa. — Gay at Penn Slate University'sCenterfor the lished by Bergin & Garvey, Westport, for many recent graduates, especially knowledge. and lesbian college students use the SliKfy d Higher Education. Conn. liberal aits maj Viaa U.S.A. Ine. 199* IP(DEirS s. THE PAISANO AprtI 5.1994 UTSA takes 2wo from Southwest, plays tough at UT . »

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By Ban)y Namac of work. Brad Beaird (2-1) came on in relief in Sports Writer the fourth to pilch five scoreless innings whde allowing only one hit and picking up the win. UTSA had a roller coaster week as diey took Paul Runyan closed out the game and recorded |2-of-3 this weekend from Southwest Texas State his second save as he struck out two of the duee In dte Hrst game UTS A's Scott Pederson went disi^yed some magic of their own as they scored UTSA took a 4-3 lead in the top of ttte diirt^: liere at die Outback after kising to Ihe Texas batters he faced in the ninth. 2-for-3, hitting his second homerun ofthe season three runs in the fifth and one in the sixth to inning and tied die ganw up at S-S in the top of lhi;< Longhoms earUer in the week. Brian WUson and Phil Larson propelled the and driving in three mns, as Ihe 'Runners scored overcome the 12-9 UTSA lead. fifth but couldn't sitence the Longhom bats ajC; The Roadnmners staged a classk comeback 'Runners offense as Wilson went 2-fOT-3 whUe three runs in flfdi and two in the sixth after Despite three-hit performances by Ryan Jerry Taylor smashed a two-run homer, his sev^! in the bottom of the eighth inning, scoring four scoring three runs and Larson went 3-for-4 whUe U^Ung 4-0. Arrevalos (3-for-4) and Brent Houtchens (3-for- enth of the season, in the bottom of the fifth. runs lo squeak by the Bobcats 8-7 in the opening knocking in two. lamey Morton started and pitehed 5 1/3 in­ S), four UTSA pitchers couldn't shut down the UTSA's leading hurlers, Hutzter and Morton.' game of die series on Friday. On Saturday, the two teams split a double- nings fOT UTSA but couldn't nail down the Bobcat bats. UTSA's Phil Larson (1-2) got the were troubled by the Longhom hitters as they, SWT scored all seven of dieir runs in the First header as UTSA had to use another late-inning vktOTy as Justin Burgess (2-1) cante on relref to loss as he gave up all four of SWT's final runs gave upa combined eight mns (seven eamed) on' Ihree innings while hokling the 'Runners score­ comeback to win die opener 5-4 but found them­ close the sixth and get the win. after coming on in relief in the third. eight hits in just five innings of woik. Morton (7- less through the first four. Jeff Hutzler started for selves a vkum of a big SWT comeback as the After suffering two tough losses and blowing On Tuesday, the "Runners suffered a 9-6 loss 2) recorded the loss. UTS A and gave up all seven runs in three innings Bobcats avokled die sweep with a 13-12 vktory. a 9-4 lead in die second game, dte Bobcats at the hands of the Texas Longhoms in Austin. UTSA is 26-10 and 8-4 in the conference. Play Ball! Texas two-step preview: division races forthe Astros and Rangers

By Maryann Hudaon tendinitis. Johnson's job is in jeopardy. They now have no choice but to go widi winter, but once folks started to catch starter, but die core of their bullpen, New faces: Infielders Will Clark and' ft "If I don't win the fust (gante), 1 Bobby Thigpen, who saved a record 57 their pitehing act, diey reaUzed this team Tom Henke, Rick Honeycutt and Jay Greg Litton. Pitchers Jack Armstrong, \ Bob NIghtangala might not bc here fOT die second one." games in 1990 but has had only two is in deep trouble. It didn't stop General Howell, are a combined 113 years old. Bruce Hurst, Jay Howell and Rick" • Los Angeles Times Johnson joked, kind-of saves since the 1992 All-Star break. Manager from guarantee­ They all had terrible springs. Honeycutt. Cateher Junior Ortiz. The bullpen looks good and the start­ Keep an eye on the simmering feud ing a division championship, whkh has The Rangers will be the only major Must Have: Will Clark lo prove dull National League Central (in pre­ ing roution is solkl, led by ace Jose Rijo. between ace Randy Johnson and star made Manager a bit league team without a bullpen coach diis the last two years were an aberration. dkted order of fmish): New faces: Second baseman Bret Ken Griffey Jr. Johnson criticized squeamish. season. Kennedy beheves the relievers Don't Have: A retractable dome to HOUSTON ASTROS Boone, pitchers Jeff Brantley, Erik Griffey' s woik habits. Griffey demanded They not only are opAiing the season can polke themselves. This could be keep the Rangers from wiltering during ^ 1993 finish: 85-77. diird. NL West. Hanson, and Chuck McEhoy. an explanation. Nobody's talking. with Jack Armstrong as their No. 3 entertaining. the dog days of summer. Oudook: Wilh rookie Manager Terry Must have: A healthy Kevin Mitehell, New Faces: Pilctaers Bobby Ayala, Collins, diis young leam has Ihe be.sl especially wilh Chris Sabo gone to free Greg Hibbard and Bobby Thigperi. chance lo win Ihe division title because agency. Eric Andiony. InfieldrasFeUx of its laknted starting pitching, solid Don'l have: Bobby Kelly ... Roberto Feimin and Reggie Jeffeison. Cateher offense and good defense. Kelly is back. Dan Wilson. IXHig Drabek and Greg Swindell, Must Have: A bullpen stopper. both flops last season, are too good not 1993 season: 84-78, fourth, NL East. Don'l Have: A general manager as lo come hack, joining Pete Hamisch Oudook: The Cubs still have Ryne aggressive as Piniella to acquire one. (16-9) and Darryl Kile (15-8). Ckiser Sandberg, and will again CALIFORNIA ANGELS may give Collins a few have Shawon Dunston, but even Ihey 1993 finish: 71-91, tied fOT fifUi. WANTED ukcrs. bul will be good fOT 30-35 saves. will have a tough time playing behind a Oudook: The front office indeed has The infiekl of Jeff Bagwell, Craig shaky pitching staff let it be known by their actions that the Biggio, Andujar Cedeno and Ken , coming off a 10-15 youth movement is dead. The young Caminiti combined fOT 65 home runs season, is the opening-day starter. New players arc surrounded by veterans. The always -ttunki'ng last season. The outfteld is strong, with Manager Tom Trebelhom does have time has come lo win. left fielder Luis Gonzales, who hit .3(X) ctoser Randy Myers, who set a league The Angels accelerated their willing­ of creative wilh 15 hornets, and rookie right ftekler record with 53 saves last season. Now, if ness lo put together a contender because alWdys VMUS J new pi^3raivic James Mouton, who scored 126 runs only the starters and mid-relievers can of the realignment. They have a strong •for trrsA «fulen+s at Iriple-A Tucson. keep the team in die game dial long. nucleus, surrounded by veterans, many New faces: Mouton, WUIiams, re­ New faces: Starting pitehers WilUe hand-picked by Manager Buck Rodgers. prDr>H>+iV\j liever Mike Hampton. Banks, Anthony Young, acquired from It's still a mystery why they are not more Must have: Comebacks from Drabek the Mete, and rookie Steve Trachsel, die concemed with their bullpen. Maybe upcoming 'sia SHI1.6I and Swindell. Cubs' best piteher this spring, and re- they fOTgot that Bryan Harvey is still cA& events fKcf'l-ed 9bout irte Don'l have: Much bullpen depth. Ikvcr Lany Luebbers. gone. ST. LOUIS CARDINALS Must have: Optimism. New Faces: Dwight Smidi 1993 fuiish: 87-75, diird, NL East Don't have: A lot to offer die best and Bo Jackson. Infielders Harold and loolctna Outlook: Had the pitching not col­ fans in baseball. Reynolds, Spike Owen and . •fbrward -le Hie lapsed \3Si season. Manager Joe Torre Pitehers John Dopson, Mark Leiter. nex-l" one could go into this season resting much 1993 season: 75-87, fifdi. Craig Lefferts and Bob Patterson. WllUV%3

tfft^li M IpoDirtt April 5.1994 THE PAISANO As the Cowboys tum, Jerry leaves Jimmy for Barry San Antonio Spurs Jeny wanted more say in football A way to gel out and not play the part cially when it's a leader that has done so qwrations. which upset Jimmy. And of the bad-guy. After all, who can re­ much. And while Barry was acting like RutMn Rot>ert when Jimmy leamed from reporters in spect an owner who trashes you in front a kkl who brdce die arcade scoring record Martinez 1992 that wide receiver Alexander of several witnesses at a bar? So Jimmy fOT Pac-Man, die players were probably Associate Sporis Wright had been traded, he began lo tire was in Ihe righl in dial aspect. He ruing the decision. Record: 52-20 (First place in the Midwest) Current Streak: Won 6 shaight. Editor of Jerry. And knowing Jimmy, he didn't shouldn't takediatsortofbehaviorfirom There are a few question marks about Hy too hard to hide it. his boss. Barry. Can he make the transition to the But Ihat's how they both were, egos Jeny also did a bad job of explaining pros? Is he rusty after being out of Ihc size of Nate Newton. Bodi wanted to the situation, saying dial he meant his \coaching so long? see how much they could take from each comnwnts lo be off dw record. Even Troy Aikman did give him a thumbs : Just when we fwgot about Tom other. Both are used to being in charge Jerry could come up with a better expla­ up saying that he is Ihe best motivator he I^uidry... and can't take anyone try ing to be higher nation than that. has played fOT. That's a start for Barry. ; There was big news in Valley Ranch than they are. The players didn't like the move, just It will also be interesting to see if list week as Jimmy Johnson and Jerry So this feud started way before the ask die reporters Michael Irvin threw signing firee-agents will fiustrate him. Janes deckled to pan ways after five incident in the owner's meeting in Or­ garbage cans at. Even Emmid Smidi Hell have a very difficult time bringing years and make way for the controver­ lando, where Jerry apparendy had one reportedly said that if Jeny fired Jimmy, back a team that resembles last year's sial Barry Swilzer. too many "Sex on the Beaches" at a bar. he should fire him, too. Super Bowl champions. Barry said he'll 1 It was such a shocking development, He went on bragging like a retired sea But bodi will undoubtedly be back talk to the fiee-agents and ti7 to get them tut it shouldn't have been. When it came pirate, telling everyone how he should next year. Irvin will be himself, making back, but die problem is that odier teams .^wn to it, we knew dw break up was fire Jimmy and hire Barry, telling every­ terrific catches. Smith will be himself, will want to chat with the fiee-agents, iAevitable, whedier we wanted to admit one how easy it was to coach the Cow­ breaking du^ough the opponents lines. too. With many pros, money is more ii OT not. It was just a matter of time. boys with the talent he had given Jimmy. But it might not be the same without important dian kiyalty. Especially after Jeny started publkly That was the last straw for Jimmy. He Jimmy, who the players respected so Bany has his woik cut out for him, as Wx;king Jimmy. Jeiry wanted a part of left Orlando in a hurry. But the incident much. does Jerry. If Bany gets his ego out of iJimmy's job and Jimmy wantedapartof wasjust what Jimmy needed—away to And that's going to be Barry's biggest line like Jimmy did, it will be interesting Ifny'sjob. get out. challenge. No one likes change, espe­ to see how Jerry handles iL Roadrunner Notes...

Oswald named for academic All-America honors. doubleheader sweep on Saturday in Ar­ Roadrunner tennis tp Academic team To have been nominated for the team, lington. The Roadrunners drt^ped UT- The UTSA men's tennis team lost at adiletes had to possess a 3.20 OT better Arlington by identical 3-2 scores in Baylor, 6-0, on Sahirday. Roadrunners MicheUe Vaca/The Paisano UTSA sophomore basked)all player overall grade point average and have Southland Conference action. Ryan Reber and Ralph Budenbender did David Robinson (shown here In a Spurs' win over Portland) cur­ Tom Oswald was named a member of been a starter or front line reserve for Becky Upton pitehed the opener and manage a win in doubles. rently leads the NBA In scoring with a 29.2 average. The Admiral die GTE Distiict VI Academic All- their teams. District VI consists of uni­ improved to 6-7 on the season. Laura The Lady liunners shut out Stephen has won league titles In retwunding and blocked shots earlier in his America team as selected by the College versities in Texas, New Mexico, Okla­ Bcinett upped her record to 10-6 in the F. Austin, 9-0, in Nacogdoches. Bar­ career. Sports Information Directors of America homa, Arkansas, Louisiana and Missis­ second game. bara Barend, Melissa Moreno, Mary Association. sippi. The 'Runners are 19-15 overall and Lopez, Linda Langlais, Liz Inching closer: The Spurs need five wins in their last 10 games to Oswald, whoplayedhigh school bas­ This past season Oswald appeared in 10-6 in die SLC. Hollingsworth and Alysa Brown each break the club record of 56 victories set in 1989-90 (Robinson's ketball at San Antonio Cenb^l Cadioiic, 27 games, 22 as a starter, and averaged UTSA retumst o action today against brought home singles wins. rookie season.) Eight wins would give the Spurs 60, quite an was joined on the District IV team by 4.5 points and 3.3 rebounds for die 12- Texas A&M in a double header at Roa­ UTSA was perfect in doubles widi Rice's Adam Peakes and Todd 15 Roadrunners. He shot 44.8 percent drunner Field starting at 3 p.m. A&M the tandems of Barend/Moreno, accomplishment after a 15-11 start. SchoettelkoUe, Northwestem State's from die field and 68.6 percent from the took took two games from the Birds in Hollingsworth/Eilers and Langlais/ Tony Beaubouef and Sam Houston free throw line while leading the team College Station last Wednesday. Lopez won in straight sets. Remaining home schedule: Tonight, GOLDEN STATE; April State's Gene Isabell. widi 17 blocked shots. UTS A also hosts twinbills with South­ 11, MINNESOTA; April 13, DENVER; April 16, PHOENK; , Oswald is a mathematics majOT widi west Texas State on Thursday (3 p.m.) Golf in tourney April 19, HOUSTON. AU games are at 7:30 p.m. a,3.27 grade point average. These five Softball update and Sam Houston State on Sunday The UTSA golf team hits die links players will appear on the national ballot TheUTSA softball team picked up a (1 p.m.) AprU 3-5 at the Tallgrass Countiy Club.

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Hon - Thurs 9:30 - 2:30 Fri 9:30 - 10:30 '••WHIM "t"""!!! (DlPINIKDN April 5,19»4 THE PAISANO 8 iFdirstt iF3®®ir (IL«llii) l)Regisiered Student OiganizttionqMce UC expansion needs recreation space 2) Student activities adminisliation of services in one location. To fulfill this day will utilize the UC aS\a ttte expansion. 3) MinorityMiemational student afifairs purpose, the UC expansion will address three However, it seems unclear whether or not the 4) University center administration areas that need fuither development on campus. UC expansion wiU change the ciorent behav­ 5) Galleria Ryan Lambrvcht First, the UC expansion will add morc space ior of most students in the UC. Of all the 6) Student poblicalians Managing Editor lo support the activities of student organiza­ aforementioned facilities which will be con­ 7)Bo(Astore 8)RetaU tions. This goal will be met by the creation of structed Ul ttw UC expansion, only the game work space lot student organizations and the room promises to keep students from reverting 9) Game room addition of 11 new meeting rooms, which will to ttiefa'present pattern of studying, eating, and 10) Conunuter center 11) Dining e^qnnsion accommodate aiywhere from five to 40 people sleeping after they flnish any errands they run apiece. in die career services offlce or bookstore. 12) Courtyard 13) Stairs According to the administration, the Univer­ Second, the expansion will provide more On die whole, ttie services offered in the 14) BattuDom sity Center is "the hub of student activity" at space for student services in order to make these UC expansion will either depend on infre­ UTSA. "Activity," however, does not commu- programs more visible and accessiUe to shi­ quent events (the meeting rooms and woric 15) Mechanical nicaie how the majority of studenis behave in dents. To satisfy this goal, several services spaces) or studenis will utilize ttiem infre- Ju/'ia' ^12 the UC, for on any given day most students do offered by student employment, career services quently (the bookstore and student employ- f% three things: study, eat, and sleep. Thesehi^its, and minority affairs will be relocated into the ment). Nottiing offered by ttie expansion ^©©jK^ IFDooir {KIlDlJiitl) while necessvy for student survival, are about UC expansion. Also, the counseling center will beside the game room provides a consistent 1) Career plaraiing/student as engaging as listening to Ihe UC ventilation relocate into the space currently occupied by reason for students to stay in ttw UC, for only empkxnent system disturb the silence. student activities and the print shop, both of the game room is aimed toward recreation. 2) Office of ahmuii programs UTSA is often considered boring, which is which will move into the expansion. The UC expansion will succeed only if it 3) Covered passage ftom HB an odd assertion for a campus that has more than Third, the UC expansion will bring more offers recreation facilities that are mcve entic­ 4) Offlce of student life/student 130 student organizations and a University services to campus and augment existing ser­ ing than couches in its galleria. The Roost employment Center. The administration, however, is not vices. This goal will be accomplished by add­ once had potential to make ttw UC "ttw hub of 5) Galleria obUvious to student concerns, and it has sought ing retail space in the UC, relocating the game student activity," but the Roost was a failure 6) Large meeting room student opinions about what faciUties should be room into a more visible location in the expan­ largely because ttw university had no idea how 7) Auditorium instaUed in a 97,000 square foot expansion to sion, and by moving UTSA Bookstore to the to run a bar. ¥tstaps the university could lease 8) Meeting rooms the UC, which is scheduled to brrak ground UC, which will allow ttie bookstore to be open out a sizable space in tlw UC expansion to an 9) Terrace sometime during late summer or fall 1994. on weekends and to expand. established bar, but if tlw adminifbalion does 10) Arbor over courtyard area not design the expansion toaccomnradate more The general purpose of the UC expansion is All of these improvements probably will 11) Open ID betow recreational interests, this $12 million facility 10 nuke this building a cenoal part of most make the UC more relevant to students, and the 12) Stairs students' lives on campus by offering a variety administration expects about 8000 students a will only kill a few acres of grass. 13)Battiroom 14) Mechanical [pc^(o)S(o) iP(Q)nn PAUAnO fleet H^ \A13A By SMrloy Eggloston & Brooke Qarda Vol.17 No.10 Aprils, 1994 What do you EBTOR-IN-CMEF BRIAN WHEaER Job H-I^NflNC think of the MANAQMO EDITOR Dallas Cowboy RYAN LAMBRECHT

NEWS EDITOR situation? MAURA CUNNINGHAM AssoaATE NEWS EDITOR LEIGH ANN GRIFFIN Savvy students do not wear headphones Spencer Rhynes, FEATURES EDITOR Soph. This week's faculty essay comes courtesy of is by far the most often cited annoying behav­ able to manage their time more effectively. With REN^ A. GUZMAN I think it was a very stu­ Stu Rubner, director of student development in ior. This includes conversations between/ this information at hand, students should be able pid move and I feel ttw the Tomds Rivera center for student advising. among students regardless ot where they are loplanaccOidlngly. But fiaculfy are still troubled SPORTS EDITOR firahcHise is going to feel Savvy means practical know-how. And I'm sitting in the room; packing up before t^lass is when studenis'don't THe"iiiwy student gets Uweff^ectsofit ART GARCIA convinced it's practical know-how that will over; doing homework for that or another things done on time. AssoaATE SPORTS EDITOR help you successfully negotiate what 1 call the class; answering a cellular phone tucked away Excessive absenteeism is annoying since pro­ RUBEN ROBERT MARTNEZ "educational process" here so you end up get­ in a backpack; eating; not-so-subtle clock fessors want students to keep up with Ihe subject ting out of it what you want. watching; noisily chewing gum; and personal matter in ttwir classes, and they flnd it discon­ ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Know-how comes from having infoimation. grooming. ProfessOTS take teaching seriously certing when some miss class on a regular basis. STEPHEN SPIVEY One useful piece of information is knowing and consider these behaviors distuibing and The savvy slixlent knows the value of attending Liza Caballcro, Fr. what student behaviors annoy faculty. This disrespectful of other students and the profes­ every class session and missing few, ifany. 1 don't think anything ACTINO PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR way you can avoid those behaviors. What you sor. The savvy student pays attention. A number of faculty said they were annoyed ofit I really don't care MICHELLE VACA do and say in the classroom affects not only Arriving late to class is another annoying by all the excuses students came up with for aboul it. AssoaATE PHOTO EDITOR what and how well you leam but also your behavior. Why some students cannot arrive on things ttiat happened lo ttiem—like why assign- ANN SALDIVAR relationship with your instructors. Your savvy time is a puzzlement to many faculty. And nwnts were laie or missing, why they didn't read behaviw will make a difference! according to faculty, some students who arrive Ihe material for class that day, or why Ihey were 1 asked each faculty member at UTSA to jot late seem to make a real scene upon entering, late to class. Several instrucims said tlwy would ADVERTISINO MANAGER down for me two or ttuee student behaviors that dishubing other students and ttie insbuctor. like to see studenis assunw more reqxmsibility STACEY URPS aiuioyed ttiem. These behaviors—if they didn't The savvy student is in the room before the for ttwir leaming. The savvy student doeai't ADVERTISINO ASSOOATE occur—would make life in the classroom a lot professor arrives or, if necessary, lets the pro- make excuses. RACHEL DUPNIK more pleasant and a more meaningful educa­ fesscM- know in advance tttat they will be late Among some of the ottwr favorites: Tom Oswald, Jr. BUSINESS MANAGER tional experience not only fOT students but for for class. *Missing class and dwn asking ttw professor, I don'l care. I'm a LOUAY SAADI professors as well. Also, leaving class early annoys profes­ "Did I miss anything important?" P^ker fan. BUSINESS AssoaATE I should point out that one professor praised sors, for professors typically plan to use the '^Waiting until the end d Ihe semester to STACEY URPS & SANDY ADAME UTSA smdents for being hard-working, in­ entire class period for instmction and cannot discuss poor grades. quisitive, eager to leam, and excited about new understand why some students just pick up and *Not participating in class discussions or not WRITERS ideas; another was gratifled by students who leave class before it's over. As for those who asking for clariflcation aboul something not un­ SHIRLEY EGGLESTON, RACHEL DUPNIK, took responsibility for their leaming, attended arriye late, these students often miss important derstood. LAURA BASS, BROOKE D. GARCIA, GENE every class, participated in class discussions material. The savvy student doesn't cut out '^Missing i^jpointnwnts made witti ttwpro ­ BARCLAY, BENJY NEMEC, JEFF SEBERT, and activities, read instructions carefully and until class is over or tells his CH* her instructor fessor. ROB RAY, CONRAD BOWERS & BRIAN completed assignments on time, and valued ttwy will need lo leave class before it ends. There are a lot of others, ofcourse, too many leaming over grades. One professor identifled Regarding falling asleep in class, Uwre is lo list here. A copy (rf the close to 100 annoying ReginaOkaror,Jr. GArrAN I think Jimmy Johnson sonw annoying behaviors but also said UTSA not much to say about this one. Most faculty behaviors ttwse faculty reqxMiding lo ttw survey PHOTOGRAPHEIM should come back. CLAUDU ARANDA, CESAR CISNEROS, studenis were pcdite, courteous and respectful. are sensitive to the busy Uves our students lead cited is available at the JPL infmrnalion desk if but wish students could stay awake during. MONK::A GRANATO, JOSEPH POLCHINSKI & Given the good response to my survey, it's you would like lo pick one up. class. The savvy student rests elsewhere. AUOAWORMSBAKER obvious that faculty had some ttKWghts on ttie From what faculty said, it's clear ttial profes- subject of annoying behaviors. Several, how­ Late or missing assignments are annoying ARTISTS sordocare. They reqxMided as Ihey did in hc^ ever, appeared more frequently ttian otiwrs. since faculty hand out a syllabus so shidents Ihal what they said would help make you a more REN£ A. GUZMAN & RYAN LAMBRECHT Talking and doing other things during class will know what is happening when and will be savvy student. Will it? COPY READER MARIA TERESA GORDON Letters to the Editor David Strawn, Soph. ADVISER Really doesn't make DIANE ABDO Student organizations vital, not fraternities any (Ufference to nw. ALUMM ADVMU To ttw Editor concerning Ihe nature of these wganizations. puipose was lo see how much akohol ttwy could TRK»A McEaiooTT The letter by L.H. in the March IS issue of One example is ttwir exclusive natanv. Many drink before ttwy passed out or got swk. It was AovMonv BOARD The Paisano presented several poinis on dw financially smuggling students cannotjoi n ttwse probably because of those parties ttiat 1 have STEVE LEvrn, KARBI WnrrNEY, STEVEN goals of a university. However, 1 partially organizations due to ttwfee s that must be paid. been close to being hil by passing cars drqwd KEUMAN, MANSOUR EL-KIKHIA, RK;HARD disagree with the point aboul the contribution Others cannot join because they don't dress wilh Greek letters Ihat were weaving in and out QAMBrrrA, MARK BERNSTEIN, RONALD Ihat social activities [^y in ttw devek)pment of acceptably or don't have ttw right attitude. For of the lane as I drove al night RIBBLE & CHARLES Fiao the sludeni. The only aspect that 1 agree with is these frivolous reasons potential members are As individuals, each member is probably a Ihe uselessness of fraternities and sororities on deemed incompatible. fliic human being, bul it seems that when they TM PAMMO m rvMJM«o rr n« PANANO EOUCATKKM. a college campus. However, ttiis reason is negUgible when gather into groups they become incorrigible and TMUCT, A NON-pnonr, TAX txtmi f OUCATIONAL -murr. compared lo my primary conlentkNi concem­ JomirerHcrbft, Soph. TM PAMMIO »tTAFFCO IV MMCiw OF TM SruocNr Cunpus activities, sporis and ottwr orga­ are out lo prove their self-imposed superiority. NtwMM^n AMOCMTWN or TM UNWBIMTV or Ttm* nized clubs are not insigniflcani to the develop- ing ttwse organizations. It is their rude dispo­ Ifyou ve a part of ttw"ne w breed" of firaler- I wish Jinuny Johnson AT SAN ANTOMO. TM P^UMNO • NOT •KMOMD, ment of Ihe student. They pnivide skills you sition and leddCBS (fisregwd for others ttiat nity or aorarity ttuttdoe s not involve ttwmselves were still with ttwCow ­ mmmmi on wmomm tv UTSA. UTSA AMUM* NO cannot get from woric or class. Many of Ihem concerns me the most. I find it impossible lo in these immature acts, ttwn why call yourselves boys. Maybe il could MIFOIIIIIHITV fON ITS OONTINT. TM PAMNO • are involved wilh tutoring children, assisting walk in ttw halls of the HB buikling between one at all? You will just be linked with ttw tum out lo be good, bul WUWD tVfH TUWOAV OUWNO TM pAU. AND 8»WHO nOLUDMa HOUOAVS AND MAM PBKXIS. local charities and cleaning the kxal environ­ classes due lo ttiese organizations' possession proven stereotype ttiat Ihey promote shident seg­ as foranotherCowboy's ADWWTWNW AM) OONTWSUTIONS: ment This not only beneflls the recipient bul of space t^»e. Anuyocityofthetinwttwydo regation and do not contimie lo the intellectual Superbowl, I don'l ttiink rmPmem also provides a growing experience for ttw not move out of Ihe way even when I ask growtti of die student Inmyc^iinion Jwyhave so. 14846 ROADWUNWW WAY student as wen. polilely. Wlio gave them those spaces any­ no business bdng part <3t the univenity experi­ SAN AMIOMO. TX 78249 (810)680-0301 Fraternities and sororities are a completely way? ence. AW AOMtn TO MSCMM sMoc AT uuar different story. I have had enough experiences 1 also have been lo several of ttieir parties AJ9.H. OATS mON TO nmiCATION. widi Ihem lo formulaie an educated o|wiion (ool of cyrioity) where il seemed ttw only

HIBIT 'Mapping' redefines world boundaries New exhibit explores processes and implications of maps in literal and abstract ways By Stephen Spivey A series of ettuiogr^s Une the ante­ AdcE Editor rior wall of ttw gallery, adjacent to the gallery entrance. An elhnograph is a m^ The UTSA College of Fine Arts and cut from wood and painted in a patterned Humanities is sponsoring Mapping, an manno'. Another image is painted across exhibition of works on display in Ihe An the map which serves lo define the piece. Gallery. Michael Barton Millo- contributes "Al­ Mapping, curated by UTSA Assistant bino Boy," "Ettiiopian Mottwr and Child" "Swimming Between Professor Frances Q)lpitt, presents a mul­ and "Pima Indian Woman." Australia and Japan" tiplicity of space and kxalion concq>- In ttw rear of the gallery a video moni­ (top) by Vemon Fisher Is tions through contemporaiy art. The world tor forecasts ttw conuibutions of David one of many maps is represented geogr^ically, poUtically Bunn, including "Chart""Protection" and covering the walls of the and aesthetically ttuough painting, sculp­ " The Torrid Zone." Art Gallery. "The Center" ture, photography, video and installation. Perhi^K the most original display is a (left) by David Bunn Is Vemon Fisher contributes "S wimming collection of photos by Charles LaBelle located on the exact Between Australia and Japan" and "Fall** wilh cily maps painted on old mattresses. geographical center of The fonner contrasts the image of a man Each mattress was collected from the the Art Gallery. "Pima swinuning the Paciflc Ocean on a wall- streets of Los Angeles, but the cities rep­ Indian Woman" by sized map of Eastem Asia. Other m^ resented span the entire globe, such as Mtehael Barton Miller exhibits include Kim Dingle's "United Ronw, Houston, Detroit, Athens, Havana (below) Is one of several States of America II: Maps Drawn by Las and Ho Chi Minh City. ethnographs lining the Vegas Teenagers" and "The Atlantic," However, the largest and most visually wall adjacent to the which shows the world as it would appear appealing exhibit is "Abriendo Tierra/ gallery entrance. These if the land areas and water areas of the Breaking Ground" by Celia Alvarez exhibits will be on gk)be were interchanged. "Maps Drawn Munoz. The shiKture is a wooden frame display as a part of the by Las Vegas Teenagers" ^ipears some­ composed of seven vertical tiers. One tier "Mapping" exhibition what archaic lo the untrained eye, yet is conspicuously missing and two sets of through Apr. 29. speaks volumes about the many different red translucent lights ^lan ttw U^ of the interpretations of our country. 'Texas structure. In the center of the structure lies Goes to EuTDpc" by Teny Allen ptols ttw a Mack disc Ihat chronicles ttw straggles geognqihy ofTexas on a map of Eastem of Mexican travelers. "Abriendo Tierra/ Europe. Breaking Ground" will captivate all who In a collaboration witti Douglas Kent visit Mapping wilh its visual extrava­ Hall, Allen ^so presents "Positions on the gance and myriad interpretations. Desert," a six panel exhibit featuring black Other artists on disiriay include Ave and white photos ttiat chronicle Ihe effect Bonar, James Hayward, Michael Heizer, of life in the desert. Anecdotes are scrawled MANUAL (Ed Hill/Suzanne Bloom) and ih red and green along the border of each Henry Stein. of the panels. Mapping explores the mapmaking pro­ cess and Ihe implications of maps in literal and metaphorical ways. The exhibit will be on di^lay ttirough Apr. 29 in the Art Gallery. The Art Gallery is open from 10 ajn. lo 4 p.m. on Mon. Ihrough Fri.

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Hello sports fans, welconw to another season of Indians baseball. Predictions for Uie yean the real Indians will lose horribly, but ttiemovi e "Major League II" should hil a homerun. Lasl season (five years ago), the Cleve­ land Indians won their first pennant in 30 years, despite being sabotaged by owner Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton). This year, ttiene w owner, former third baseman Roger Dom (Corbin Bemsen), expects a repeat. Unfortunately, it looks like success has truly spoiled die Indians. Center fielder Willie Mays Hays (Omar Ej^s) has de­ cided to become a movie star and a slug­ ger, putting his speed on hold. Menacing voodoo hitter Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert) has found inner peace, but is too nice to knock 'em out of the park. Worst of all, pitcher Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) has be­ come a walking billboard, more concemed with image and endorsements than throw­ ing fast balls. As well as juggUng two romances with his sexy, superficial agent Flannery (Alison Doody) and witti Nikki (Michelle Burke), a pretty volunteer Catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger) discusses with Pitcher Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) his teacher from the old neighborhood. unusual style of pitching In Morgan Creek's hilarious new comedy "Major League II." The only player serious about baseball is catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger), (Bob Uecker) has been driven to drink and Like the original, "Major League II" dian Takaaki Ishibashi as new player but his knees are shot so he is made a the Fan from Hell (Randy Quaid) looks has a camaraderie among the cast. Tanaka. He makes catches, but keeps run­ coach. ready to burst a blood vessel. Sheen seems rather bland and doesn't ning into walls. He's like a Japanese Jim Taking his job is rookie catcher Rube Attendance is so bad that Dom is forced have the edge he had in the original "Ma­ Carrey. Michelle Burke shows a lot of Baker (Eric Bniskotter), who is a great to sell the team back to Phelps, who's jor League." Berenger gives a strong per­ moxy as Sheen's girlfriend. fielder. He just can' t throw the ball to the dying for revenge. formance as Taylor. Gammon is hard- Can the Indians climb out of their slump pitcher wittioul scanning ttiePlaybo y Play­ On ttie down side, "Major League II" edged in his role as crusty manager Brown to win the pennant race? And can the mate fact sheet And veteran Jack Paikman is a rerun of the original, down to the final and Whitton is wickedly sexy as the con­ sequel place higher than the original in the (David Keith) has a violent ego. game. niving owner. Epps takes over the role of box-office race? The Indians have gone back to ttwir But there is Ihe same kind of charm, Willie Mays Hays with energy and clev­ Well, with this lineup, it looks like horrid slump; so much that manager Lou humor and chemistry which made the erness. another "Major League" hit. Brown (JamesGammon) is suffering from original such a hit. It moves fast and funny Newcomers include Japanese come­ heart jmiblems. Announcer Hany Doyle and will have the audience cheering.

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winter season. Here are some blood-waim- resurrects some classic early reggae. ship with Heartbeat has produced some of ing highlights from ttie current release RAS is also keeping up witti more the finest reggae recordings available in Reggae lists: modem sounds with its release of "Best of this country), this disc covers sessions "The Never Ending Wailers" is an aptly the Best Volume I," a nifty compilation of from as far back as 1966 to the late 1980s. tilled reunion album which manages to be tracks in both roots and dancehall styles One Usten will tell you why Dillon is so both a reissue and a collection of new produced by Tappa Zukie. Artists include highly regarded in the reggae community; reissue material al Ihe same time. Produced and Sugar Minott. Brigadier Jerry (who con­ his powerful spiritual and political vision arranged by Bunny Waller (of Bob tributes a red hot track tided "Bangarang "), comes ttuough loud and clear, even where Mariey's original Wailers, which also in­ JC Lodge (who conDibutes ttie regretta­ 1960s-era recording technology conspires cluded ttie late Peter Tosh), this disc con­ bly smarmy "Between tfie Sheets") and to dampen it. Though this collo:tionck)cks bonanza sists mosdy of old Wailers vocal and such legendary artists as U-Roy and Gre­ in at under 43 minutes, it's still well wcnlh By Rick Anderson insfrumental tracks beefed up with new gory Isaacs. Rarely isa producer compila­ the money. Special Correspondent overdubbed drums, horns and backing tion as consistently fine as this one—this For ttiose with more modem tastes. College Press Service vocals. An all-star cast including Sly & disc would make a great inhxxluction to Heartbeat has alsoreissued Andrew Tosh's Robby, Bobby Ellis and Tosh's son An­ reggae for your skeptical roommates or "Original Man"debut, a fine coming out There must be something about the drew updates such classics as "It Hurts lo family. release for ttie son bf ttie late Peter. This cold weattier ttiat makes record execu­ Be Alone," "Nice Tine" and "I'm Still Ice Records, a relatively young com­ young man has got a lot going for him, not tives want to hearCaribbeanmusic. What­ Waiting" (rendered here as "I'm Still pany headed by pop reggae star Eddy least of which is a keen sense of how to ever ttie reason may be, ttie last few frigid Wailing"). 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Power" LP, and a companion dub LP The end of 1993 brought a quirky de­ titled "bub Poets Dub" was also avail­ DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT light in ttie fonn of "Soldering," a classic able. Afto- years of waiting, these have TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? example of vintage 1970s reggae featur­ finaUy been combined into one CD ("Word ing the strange squeak of singer Stanley Sound 'Ave Power: Dub Poets and Dub" Why not consider a career Beckford. The album's title track was a CD HB IS) and reissued for the digital as a Paralegal or Para-Accountant. huge Jamaican hit in ttie mid-70s, and the generation, and it is a must-own for any­ • Top Law Firms and Accounting Firms rest of the LP's tmginal tracks are aug­ one who is serious about reggae. Hire Our Graduates mented on ttie CD by ttie number of dub Mutabaruka, Breeze and other lesser- • Free Placement Service versionsand DJ combinations. 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feature local sounds •:..<*'f- Fiesta takes an artistic turn at ttieSouth ­ Javors, Monk Wilson and Sid Fly, Uie west Craft Center's Fiesta Arts Fair. The "True West" music of Chuck Pyle from Fair— which showcases artists from Cokirado, the jazz and swing sounds of across ttie country— is Apr. 16 & 17 and Austin' s Ettiel and Mettiy 1, and ottier great isan official FiestaSan Antonioevent. On musicians. SaL,Apr. 16, ttie Fair runs from 10a.m. to Food is always above-lhe-ordinaiy at 6 p.m. and on the 17th, it runs from noon Fiesta Arts Fair. Jamaican jeric chicken to 6 p.m. has proven a Fair "must-have," while other More than 130 local, regional and na­ favorites include just-off-the-barbecue tional artists will u^vel to the Southwest fajitas, Italian ices, grilled sausage, Craft Center to show and sell their work, "kiddie" cuisine, bistio-style food and lan Moore anci band win including cast and beaded jewelry, raku, many more temptations. Beer, wine, stoneware and other ceramics, art-to-wear, margarilas and soft drinks will also be big at Austin Music AwarcJs hand-woven items, paintings, photo­ available. Food booths are sprinkled graphs, prims, sculpture in a variety of throughout the Fair, as are tables and Ian Moore and his band were the big and Michael Villegas— tied for first place media, fumiture, hand carved toys, hand­ chairs for eating and relaxing in comfort. winners at the 1994 Austin Music Awards with the Arc Angels as Band Of The Year, made paper items and much more. Every Admission to Fiesta Arts Fair is $5 for held Mar. 16, winning top honors in four while winning Rock Band Of The Year item at Fiesta Arts Fair is handmade and adults, $3 for children aged 6-12. and free categories voted by readers of the Austin honors outright. hand-crafted. Many ofthe artists will dem­ for children under age 6 when accompa­ Chronicle newspaper. lan Moore and his band continue their onstrate their craft. nied by an adult. The Southwest Craft Ian Moore tied with Jimmie Dale current tour of Ihe country, which in­ Live music will add a musical note on Center is located at 300 Augusta in the Gibnae for the Musician Of The Year cluded an appearance on NBC's "Today" botti days of ttie event. Country, blues, Romana Plaza area of downtown. Parking award and also tied with Eric Johnson for show. lan's new single "Harlem," will jazz and rock are just some of the sounds is readily available around the Craft Cen­ the Electric Guitar award category, and ship to radio on Apr. 5, accompanied by to be heard on the Fair's ttiree stages. The ter for Fiesta Arts Fair. There is River with his band—Bukka Allen, Chris White his debut video clip, directed by Ice Cube. line-up includes ttie 'Texas music" of Walk access, and the lOcent Via Trolleys Shake Russell and Jack Saunders, the also stop at tfie Craft Center on the King boogie woogie and blues sound of William/ Romana Plaza route. Saltimore'sDeanna Bogart, the energy of For more infonnation about Fiesta Arts Bakra Bala, a steel drum street band fiom Fair, call the Southwest Craft Center at Seattte, local singer/songwriters Mellisa 224-1848.

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the PAISANO APRIL 5,1994 •BUSIC Pantera mysteriously pops into town Friday night's performance at tfie Showcase no April Fools joi^e ByRobRay an added stqmlation lo die ticket buy­ look fiill advantage oS die mood of the music at high volume. Even at high vol­ Stiff Writer ing— one ticket per person. The Show­ crowd, feeding off of die energy and pul­ ume, the lyrics were clear and you couM case is notorious for apexoRg die doors ling on a qiectacular show. The upcom­ distinguish every Utde guitar note, drum If Friday night al die Showcase The­ late, and the Pantera show was no excq>- ing tour is to promote dieir new CD, so beat, ^c. The man on the mixing board ater is any indication of what the upcom­ tion. There was another unbelievably most of what they played was ofiT of Ihe knew what he was doing. It is sometimes ing Pantera lour is going to be like, then long Une to get in the door. Thetailendof new release "Far Beyond Driven". hard to retain clarity at high volume, but they are in for quite a ride! this Une was just making it in Ihe doot as Their new release is ^tly named, judg­ they puUed it off. The show was announced only one day the opening act. Dead Horse, was wr^ ing from Phil Anselmo's perfmrnance. The obvious favorites were Ihe few in advance. Many people considered it ping up. Dead Horse, a heavy alternative Anselmo, the band's vocaUst put on quite songs that they played off of Uieir release another April Fool's Day trick, bul enough band, put on their typical high enei;gy a show. He was expending energy al "Vulgar Display of Power". They played people lode it seriously to pack Ihe Show­ show. They set a groove that evwyone levels that woe infectious lo everyone these songs at the crarect intervals, keep­ case Friday. willingly fell into. Dead Horse was an who witnessed il. There was the inevi­ ing Uiose who had not heard the new Conditions for attending were quite exceptional catch on such short notice— table stage diving going on, but Anselmo release enthusiastic. difficult To purchase tickets, il was nec­ an easy crowd pleaser for Pantera fans. was actively engaging in it— hugging OveraU, the show had a great feel to it. essary lo go to the Showcase Friday at Both mood and expectations were high as pet^le, tossing diem into the crowd, giv­ San Antonio was lucky enough to catch noon and wait in an unbelievably long Dead Horse quit the stage and the main ing away his micnqrfione and basically them before their tour, when they are stiU line. Thetickets were sold first come first show began. letting go. fuU of energy and able and wiUing to serve, and the show sold out. There was Pantera, a metal band from Dallas, Audit was loud!! It was high energy perform to their utmost level. TDK presents tips for recording audio cassettes spring is in the air, and that means it's cause the sheU to warp (then your tapes time to crank up the tunes in the convert­ sound like they are plaiying in slow mo­ ible, grab your boom box and hit the road. tion). To help you enjoy all your favorite music Car interiors can reach up to 200 de­ outdoors, the experts at TDK have pre­ grees, especiaUy in the sun. Never store pared some tips on protecting and pre­ cassettes on car dashboards—mechanisms serving your audio tapes and cassette deck. can become warped and damaged and Keep tiqies in protective cases at all t^ies can become unplayable. times. Cases help keep out sand, dirt and Dub separate tapes for home and out­ grime Ihat ruins tapes. Contaminated cas­ door use— that way itavape is damaged settes also "infect" any cassette deck you by sand or heat, at least you'U have your play diem in. Storing your cassettes in home copy as a backup. their protective plastic case will also lock When recording t^ies for spring and Ihe hubs and stop the tape from qiooling summertime, consider Ihe equipment off' UK reels while you're in motion. you'U be playing them on. Tapes recorded Ifyou're on the beach, it's smart lo gel at certain levels may sound good on home some extra protection against sand and decks but muddy and distorted when Jamos and UM Sinclair recovor tUMMura benoath ttw Florida Keys. dirt. To fiirther protect tapes from sand played on boom boxes or portable stereos. TiMir find Is tho largast sunken traasure reoovaiad this century. A and dirt, tsanspott them in wrapped plas­ That's because some potable decks can't puMIc exMimion of some of the treasure will IM on display at Penaloza tic bags. And always keep the bags in die hiuidle the dynamic range of tapes that are & Sons Jewelers beginning Wed., Apr. 6 through Sun., Apr. 10. shade once you arrive at your destination. recorded loo "hot." Record outdoor tapes Otherwise tapes can overheat which can al sUghdy lower levels. Sunken treasure on display The Spanish Galleon Nuestra Senora covered. The treasure is estimated at more de Atocha was kist at sea in 1622 after a than 400 tniUion doUars and counting and fierce hurricane in Uie Carribbean. The Uie quest to recover all Uie treasures con­ ship was on its wayfirom di e New World tinues. to Spain carrying Uiousands of "pieces of The general public may view the as- eight," uncut emeralds, aitifiacis, gold and SOTtment d gold, emeralds and other pre­ silver bullion for the Spanish crown, fam­ cious stones al Penaloza & Sons Jewelers, ily treasures and gold and silver coins. In located at 1931 NW MiUlary Highway. 1986. die moUier kide of die Atocha trea­ The exhibit will be on disjday at Uie fol­ sures was discovered off the Florida Keys lowing times: Wed., Apr. 6,10 am. to S BROKEN STUDENT afiter 16 yearsof searching. It is the largest p.m.; Thurs.. Apr.7 through Sat., Apt. 9, sunken treasure find in Ihis century and CAR * BLUES 10 a.m. to 8 p.m.: Sun., Apr. 10,12 noon Ihe largest amount of emeralds ever re­ to 6 p.m.

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•M PAISANO APML S. 1004 NE PuUb Radio conference comes to town San Antonio is the first Texas city to host the event, which will attract on-air celebrities For the first time in its 24-year history, Tom and Ray Magllozzi host "Car Talk" on National Public Radio. the Public Radio Conference wUl take place in Texas Apr. 9-12 with San Anto­ IT nio as the destination for an estimated \ t I r I I s .' / \ 1) k I I \ I I \ \ I s I I \ (, ICXX) public radio executives, including some of the industry's most widely heard on-air celebrities, Texas Public Radio sta­ tions KSTX 89.1 FM and KPAC 88.3 FM wiU act as local convention hosts. Among the delegates scheduled to at­ tend the convention are Qick and Clack the Tappeu Brodiers— the infamous Tom and Ray MagUozza, hosts of National PubUc Radio's smash hit caU-in program "Car TaUc," which airs locaUy at 9 a.m. Sat and I p.m. Sun. on 89.1 FM. Tom and Ray wiU t^ie one of their inograms at the Lila CockreU Theater on Sun., Apr. 10. Tickets are $25 and $10 and available from Texas PubUc Radio. For more infor­ mation, caU 614-8977. "Car TaUc," winnerofa I992Peabody Award, is a one-hour program broadcast each week on more Uian 325 National PubUc Radio stations nationwide. "Car TaUc" is heard by over 1.500,000 weekly listeners, and ttie audience is growing nqiidly. "Car TaUc" has been lauded by die natonal media since its iHemiere in the FaU of 1987. Also on Ihe celebrity list: David UNFOKTUNATED; TfflS IS WHERE Brancaccio, host of American Public Radio's award-winning business PEOPLE ARE PUTTING newsmagazine "Marketplace;" Nina Tolenburg, known for her coverage of the TOO MANY RETIREMENT DOLLARS. U.S. Supreme Court, including the Clarence Thonuis hearings: Bob Edwards, host of NPR's "Morning Edition," Teny very year, a lot of people make a money you don't send to Washington Gross, hostof Nnt'saAemoon interview E huge mistake on their taxes. They works even harder foryou. Down the program, "Fresh Air," Scott Simon, host don't take advantage of tax deferral and road, that can make a dramatic difference of "Saturday Weekend Edition;" and Ray wind up sending Uncle Sam money they in your quality of life. Suarez, host of the daily call-in program, could be saving for retirement. What else makes SRAs so special? "Talk of Uie Nation." Fortunately, that's a mistake you can A range ol allocation choices—from thc The PubUc Radio Convention is the easily avoid with TIAACREF SRAs. guaranteed security of TIAA to the anchor eventofTexasPuMic Radio MonUi SRAs not only ease your current tax- diversified invest.nerti accounts ol in April, a monUi-kmg celelnation ofTexas bite, they offer a remarkably easy way CREF's variable annuity—all backed Public Radio-sponscxed activities, includ­ to build retirement income—especially • by the nation's number one retirement ing special inogramming and events. for the "extras " that your regular pension system. and Social Security benefits may not Why write off the chance for a more cover. Because your contributions are rewarding retirement? Call toda\- and made in before-tax dollars, you pay less learn more about how TIAA-CRKK taxes now. And since all earnings on SRAs can help you enjoy mans' your SRA are tax-delerrcd as well, the happy returns. Benefit nmrfrom tax itferrtU. CM our SRA Imtline 1800-S42-2733, ext. 8016.

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ttie PAISANO APRIL S. 1994 LENDAR Calendar of Events THC, Apr. 5. sian Literahne." at 8 pjn. in the Rudi The W. Coounoce SL Poetry Experi­ Building. For more infcmnation, contact The SAC Music Compoolion will Taykv Concert HalL llie lectme is free ment will host an open vocal session in the Belinda Flores at 691-5570. preaent die Loure String Quailet in a re­ and open to Uie public. back room of Las Brisas Restaurant, k>- MOB,. Apr. 11- Tue., Apr. 12. cital in McAllister AuditOTium. The quar­ Time." a Trinity University Lennox caledai 1901W. Commerce Sl. The event The Harlequin Dinner Theatre at Fori tet wiU be performing familiar worics as Lecture XXIV multi-media presentation, wiU run from 7 to 9 p.m. Sam Houston is holding apan auditions weO as new works by SAC composition wiU travel back to die fulure at 4:30 p.m. Trinity Univnsity's Stieren Arts En­ for die Larry Shue comedy: "The For­ stodents of Instructor Alice Gomez. Ad­ in Laurie Auditorium. Admission is free richment Series wiU present composer eigner" from 7 p.m. to8:30p.m . Fbr more mission is free and open to the pidilic. and open lo the pubUc. John Corigliano's (Resentation "Aboul information call Hariequin Dinner The­ Teach America wiU host a seminar to The San Antonio CoUege Department The Ghosts of Versailles and die Sym­ atre at 222-9694. discuss school reform, multiculturalism, of Music wiU present a Student Honors phony No. I (Memorial to AIDS Vic­ educational technokigy and innovative Recital in Mc AUister Auditorium (comer tims)" at 8 p.m. in Laurie Auditorium. At the Showcase: teaching practices at Fiesta Texas. The of Courtland and San Pedro). The pro­ Admission is fireean d open to the public. seminar begins at 9 a.m. Ftx more infor­ gram wUI be comprised of instrumental­ Fri., Apr. 8- Sun., Apr. 10. Wed.,Apr.6: Trippin'Daisy.EvesPlum, mation, caU 691-4370. ists and vocaUsts chosen by the SAC WiUiam Shakespeare's "The Winter's Vivor Lux. Dr. Elisenda Fabregas wiU perform on Music Faculty. Admission is free and Tale" wiU be staged at Trinity University Thu., Apr. 7: Black Maricet Flowers, the piano in a Faculty Recital at 7:30p.m. open to the public. in Ruth Taylor PavUion One. Perfor­ Vicious, Major Havok, Mother Mercy. in die Recital HaU. Thu., Apr. 7. mances will begin at 8 p.m. with Sunday Fri., Apr. 8: Breeders, John Spencer Wed., Apr. 6. Dr. Ken Hovey. Associate Professor matinees at 2:30 p.m. Reservations are Blues Explosion, The Faith Healers. Rita Linard wiU direct die Flute Shi- at UTSA in the division of English, clas­ required. For reservations and more in­ Sun., Apr. 10: Worm, Grain, The Kross. dio Concert al 7:30 p.m. in die Recital sics and philosophy wiU present a talk, fcmnation, call 736-8515 from 2 p.m. to 5 HaU. "Emblemata: SymboUc Pictognqihs from p.m. on Mon. through Fri. The Showcase Special Events Center is Trinity Universiiy will present Tatiana UieRenaissance,"f(M'MiddeagMedievaUa Sat., Apr. 9. located at 3625 West Ave., about half­ Tolstaya, one of Russia's foremost con­ at 1 p.m. in room H.B. 3.01.26. The meet­ The San Antonio Area Association tot way between 110 and 410. temporary writers, in "The Author Dis­ ing is free and open to anyone interested. Bdingual Education Conference will be cusses Her Work and Contemporary Rus­ Fri., Apr. 8. held from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. in UTSA's HB "Temporary Mary" by Mei Haenze "Caustic Comics" by Rachel Brynteson

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