Best Movies 12:00 p.m. (Animated, 2011) John Cusack, Seth 10:45 a.m. ++ (Sci-Fi, 2005) C. Thomas Howell, COM “School for Scoundrels” ++ Green. (1h35) Thursday TCM “Paradise for Three” ++ (Comedy, Rhett Giles. (1h45) (Comedy, 2006) Jon Heder, Sarah 6:00 p.m. 7:00 a.m. 1938) Frank Morgan, Robert Young. 4:50 p.m. Silverman. (2h) MAX “Life as We Know It” ++ (Comedy, FX “We Own the Night” ++ (Action, (1h30) MAX “Mr. Bean’s Holiday” +++ (Comedy, FX “All About Steve” ++ (Comedy, 2009) 2010) Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel. 2007) Joaquin Phoenix, Eva Mendes. 11:00 a.m. 2007) Rowan Atkinson, Steve Sandra Bullock, Thomas Haden Church. (2h) (2h30) SYFY “Toolbox Murders” ++ (Horror, Pemberton. (1h30) (2h) 6:15 p.m. SHOW “Ronnie and Julie” ++ (Romance, 2004) Angela Bettis, Brent Roam. (2h) TMC “The Wedding Gift” +++ (Drama, 12:25 p.m. ENC “K-9” ++ (Comedy, 1989) James 1997) Joshua Jackson, Teri Garr. (1h45) 11:25 a.m. 1993) Jim Broadbent, Julie Walters. STARZ “Bringing Down the House” ++ Belushi, Mel Harris. (1h45) 7:15 a.m. STARZ “The Recruit” ++ (Thriller, 2003) Al (1h30) (Comedy, 2003) Queen Latifah, Steve 6:30 p.m. ENC “The Lizzie McGuire Movie” ++ Pacino, Colin Farrell. (2h05) 5:00 p.m. Martin. (1h50) FAM “Step Up” ++ (Drama, 2006) (Comedy, 2003) Hallie Todd, Hilary 11:30 a.m. FAM “The Flintstones” ++ (Comedy, 12:30 p.m. Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan. (2h30) Duff. (1h35) AMC “Collateral Damage” ++ (Action, 1994) John Goodman, Rosie O’Donnell. AMC “Commando” ++ (Action, 1985) 6:55 p.m. 7:25 a.m. 2002) Arnold Schwarzenegger, (2h) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vernon Wells. TMC “Hotel Rwanda” ++++ (Drama, HBO “Ice Age” +++ (Animated, 2002) Francesca Neri. (2h30) (2h) 5:10 p.m. 2004) Don Cheadle, Nick Nolte. During Voices of John Leguizamo, Ray HBO “Cinema Verite” +++ (Documentary, ++ ++ STARZ “The Santa Clause 2” (Family, MAX “The Change-Up” (Comedy, 2011) the genocide in Rwanda, a hotel man- Romano. (1h20) 1999) D.A. Pennebaker, Richard 2002) Elizabeth Mitchell, Tim Allen. Jason Bateman, Ryan Reynolds. (2h) ager gives shelter to Tutsi refugees. Leacock. (1h30) (1h54) (2h05) 7:45 a.m. 12:50 p.m. TCM “Barbary Coast” +++ (Drama, 1935) MAX “Monkey Shines: An Experiment in ENC “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels” +++ Fear” ++ (Horror, 1988) Jason Beghe, 5:15 p.m. 7:30 p.m. Edward G. Robinson, Miriam Hopkins. TCM “A Night in Casablanca” ++ (Comedy, 1988) Michael Caine, Steve HBO “Date Night” ++ (Comedy, 2010) (1h45) John Pankow. (2h) Martin. (1h55) Tina Fey, Steve Carell. (1h30) 12:00 p.m. (Comedy, 1946) Groucho Marx, Harpo 7:50 a.m. ++ Marx. (1h30) 1:15 p.m. 8:00 p.m. ++++ ENC “Club Paradise” (Comedy, 1986) ++++ MAX “How to Train Your Dragon” Peter O’Toole, Robin Williams. (1h40) 5:45 p.m. TCM “Mister Roberts” (Comedy, TV10 “Basil” ++ (Drama, 1998) Christian (Adventure, 2010) Gerard Butler, Jonah 1955) Henry Fonda, James Cagney. An Slater, Jared Leto. (2h) HBO “Something’s Gotta Give” +++ Hill. A young Viking forms a friendship 12:15 p.m. (Comedy, 2003) Diane Keaton, Jack officer aboard a ship yearns for combat AMC “Death Wish III” ++ (Action, 1985) TCM “The Wagons Roll at Night” +++ duty while his friends play practical with a dragon that he initially attempt- Nicholson. (2h15) Charles Bronson, Deborah Raffin. (2h) ed to slay. (1h40) (Romance, 1941) Humphrey Bogart, jokes. (2h15) CMT “Blazing Saddles” ++++ (Western, Joan Leslie. (1h30) 6:10 p.m. 1:30 p.m. 1974) (2h15) 8:00 a.m. ENC “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” ++ (Comedy, TMC “Daisies in December” +++ 1:00 p.m. SHOW “Since You’ve Been Gone” ++ FX “The Waterboy” ++ (Comedy, 1998) WLPX “The Outlaw Josey Wales” +++ 1986) Stephen Collins, Whoopi (Comedy, 1998) Joey Slotnick, Teri (Romance, 1995) Joss Ackland, Jean Goldberg. (1h50) Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates. (2h) Simmons. (1h40) (Western, 1976) Chief Dan George, Clint Hatcher. (1h45) TCM “Dead End” +++ (Crime Story, 1937) Eastwood. (3h) 6:20 p.m. 2:00 p.m. Humphrey Bogart, Sylvia Sidney. (1h45) 8:15 a.m. FX “21” +++ (Drama, 2008) Kate MAX “Sucker Punch” ++ (Fantasy, 2011) WLPX “Baby Boom” +++ (Comedy, 1987) STARZ “Bringing Down the House” ++ Bosworth, Jim Sturgess. (2h30) Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens. WE “My Best Friend’s Wedding” ++ (Comedy, 2003) Queen Latifah, Steve Diane Keaton, Harold Ramis. (2h) (Comedy, 1997) Dermot Mulroney, Julia HBO “Devil” ++ (Horror, 2010) Jenny (1h55) FX “The Wedding Singer” +++ (Comedy, Roberts. (2h30) Martin. (1h50) O’Hara, Chris Messina. (1h30) 6:45 p.m. 1997) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. ENC “Twister” ++ (Action, 1996) Helen 8:30 a.m. TCM “Spy Chasers” +++ (Comedy, 1956) ++ 1:30 p.m. (2h) Hunt, Bill Paxton. (2h) USA “Man of the Year” (Comedy, MAX “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” ++ Huntz Hall, Leo Gorcey. (1h15) 2:30 p.m. MAX “The Change-Up” ++ (Comedy, 2011) 2006) Christopher Walken, Robin (Comedy, 2003) Nick Cannon, Christina Williams. (2h30) 7:00 p.m. AMC “Collateral Damage” ++ (Action, Jason Bateman, Ryan Reynolds. (2h) Milian. (1h45) COM “Super Troopers” +++ (Comedy, 2002) Arnold Schwarzenegger, SHOW “The Green Mile” +++ (Drama, 8:45 a.m. STARZ “8 Heads in a Duffel Bag” ++ 2002) Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme. Francesca Neri. (2h30) 1999) David Morse, Tom Hanks. (3h15) SHOW “The Distinguished Gentleman” (Comedy, 1997) Andy Comeau, Joe (2h) MAX “Throw Momma From the Train” +++ (Comedy, 1992) Eddie Murphy, Pesci. (1h40) 9:00 p.m. Sheryl Lee Ralph. (2h) FAM “Harry Potter and the Chamber of +++ (Comedy, 1987) Billy Crystal, FAM “Step Up 2: The Streets” ++ 1:40 p.m. Secrets” +++ (Family, 2002) Daniel Danny DeVito. (1h30) (Drama, 2008) Briana Evigan, Robert 8:50 a.m. ENC “Apollo 13” +++ (Docu-Drama, 1995) Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. (4h) ++ 2:45 p.m. Hoffman. (2h) ENC “The Jungle Book 2” (Animated, Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton. (2h20) SYFY “Planet Terror” ++ (Action, 2007) ENC “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” ++ 9:45 p.m. 2003) Voices of Jim Cummings, Phil 1:45 p.m. Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodriguez. (2h) (Action, 2010) Alfred Molina, Nicolas TCM “The Great Man’s Lady” ++ Collins. (1h20) TCM “We Were Dancing” ++ (Comedy, Cage. (1h55) 7:05 p.m. (Western, 1942) Barbara Stanwyck, 9:00 a.m. 1942) Melvyn Douglas, Norma Shearer. STARZ “The Recruit” ++ (Thriller, 2003) Al 3:00 p.m. Joel McCrea. (1h45) AMC “The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre” (1h45) Pacino, Colin Farrell. (1h56) TMC “The Hours” +++ (Drama, 2002) 10:00 p.m. ++ (Drama, 1967) George Segal, 2:00 p.m. Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman. (2h) ++ Jason Robards. (2h30) ++ 8:00 p.m. AMC “Death Wish III” (Action, 1985) AMC “Conan the Barbarian” (Fantasy, ++++ 3:30 p.m. Charles Bronson, Deborah Raffin. (2h) SYFY “Dead Like Me: Life After Death” 1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James TV10 “Freeway” (Drama, 1996) TCM “Stage Struck” +++ (Drama, 1958) ++++ (Comedy, 2008) Callum Blue, Earl Jones. (3h) Kiefer Sutherland, Reese Witherspoon. FX “The Waterboy” ++ (Comedy, 1998) A troubled young girl flees the foster- Henry Fonda, Susan Strasberg. (1h45) Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates. (2h) Ellen Muth. The reapers continue reap- MY ZTV “Mystery Date” ++ (Comedy, ing as Rube is replaced and Georgia care system in search of her grand- 4:00 p.m. ENC “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” ++ 1991) Ethan Hawke, Fisher Stevens. mother. (2h) FX “Grandma’s Boy” +++ (Comedy, (Action, 2010) Alfred Molina, Nicolas reconnects with her sister. (2h) (2h) 2006) Linda Cardellini, Allen Covert. Cage. (1h50) 9:30 a.m. CMT “Bio-Dome” ++ (Comedy, 1996) 2:30 p.m. Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin. (2h15) (2h) MAX “X2: X-Men United” +++ (Sci-Fi, FX “The Departed” +++ (Thriller, 2006) HBO “DOA: Dead or Alive” ++ (Action, MAX “Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home” 2003) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. 2006) Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance. TCM “Boomerang!” ++++ (Mystery, +++ (Sci-Fi, 1986) Leonard Nimoy, (2h15) (3h30) (1h30) 1947) Dana Andrews, Jane Wyatt. A prosecutor fights to prove the defen- William Shatner. (2h) 10:15 p.m. MAX “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” TMC “The Joy Luck Club” +++ (Drama, ++++ (Sci-Fi, 1982) Leonard Nimoy, 1993) France Buyen, Rosalind Chao. dant in a scandalous murder case is 4:05 p.m. CMT “Bio-Dome” ++ (Comedy, 1996) innocent. (2h) STARZ “A View From the Top” +++ Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin. (2h15) William Shatner. An old enemy seeks (2h20) ++ (Comedy, 2003) Gwyneth Paltrow, Mike 10:30 p.m. revenge against the captain and crew 3:00 p.m. ENC “Memphis Belle” (War, 1990) Myers. (1h35) of a starship. (2h) SYFY “P2” ++ (Horror, 2007) Wes Bentley, Matthew Modine, Harry Connick Jr.. WE “Notting Hill” ++ (Romance, 1999) (1h50) 4:30 p.m. Hugh Grant, Julia Roberts. (3h) 9:40 a.m. Rachel Nichols. (2h) FAM “Leap Year” ++ (Comedy, 2010) Amy TMC “Happily N’Ever After” ++ HBO “Hall Pass” ++ (Comedy, 2011) Owen 10:50 p.m. 3:10 p.m. Wilson, Jason Sudeikis. (2h) Adams, Matthew Goode. (2h) STARZ “Bringing Down the House” ++ (Animated, 2006) Voices of Andy Dick, STARZ “Grown Ups” ++ (Comedy, 2010) 4:40 p.m. (Comedy, 2003) Queen Latifah, Steve George Carlin. (1h30) Adam Sandler, Kevin James. (1h45) 8:15 p.m. ENC “Beetlejuice” +++ (Comedy, 1988) Martin. (1h55) 10:00 a.m. 3:30 p.m. MAX “Unstoppable” +++ (Action, 2011) Geena Davis, Michael Keaton. (1h35) 11:30 p.m. TV10 “Flying Deuces” ++ (Comedy, 1939) FX “Boiler Room” +++ (Drama, 2000) Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. (1h45) 5:00 p.m. TCM “Rockabye” ++ (Drama, 1932) Oliver Hardy, Stan Laurel. (2h) Giovanni Ribisi, Vin Diesel. (2h30) 9:00 p.m. TOON “Jump In!” ++ (Comedy, 2007) Constance Bennett, Jody McCrea. MY ZTV “Great Balls of Fire!” ++ TCM “Government Girl” ++ (Comedy, E! “Along Came Polly” ++ (Comedy, Corbin Bleu, Keke Palmer. (2h) (1h15) (Biography, 1989) Dennis Quaid, 1943) Sonny Tufts, Olivia De Havilland. 2004) Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston. HBO “Dinner for Schmucks” +++ 11:50 p.m. Winona Ryder. (2h) (1h45) (2h) (Comedy, 2010) Paul Rudd, Steve ENC “Philadelphia” +++ (Drama, 1993) 10:05 a.m. 4:00 p.m. FX “What Happens in Vegas” +++ Carell. (2h) Denzel Washington, Tom Hanks. (2h10) STARZ “Jonas Brothers: The Concert ENC “About Schmidt” ++ (Comedy/ (Comedy, 2008) Ashton Kutcher, 5:15 p.m. 12:00 a.m. Experience” ++ (Documentary, 2009) Drama, 2002) Jack Nicholson, Kathy Cameron Diaz. (3h) TCM “Advise and Consent” +++ (Drama, AMC “Tin Cup” ++ (Comedy/Drama, Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas. (1h20) Bates. (2h10) SYFY “Death Proof” ++ (Action, 2007) 1962) Charles Laughton, Henry Fonda. 1996) Kevin Costner, Rene Russo. (3h) 10:10 a.m. HBO “Larry Crowne” ++ (Comedy/Drama, Kurt Russell, Rosario Dawson. (2h) (2h45) FX “Grandma’s Boy” +++ (Comedy, ENC “Memphis Belle” ++ (War, 1990) 2011) Julia Roberts, Tom Hanks. (1h45) 9:35 p.m. 5:40 p.m. 2006) Linda Cardellini, Allen Covert. Matthew Modine, Harry Connick Jr.. 4:15 p.m. TMC “The Long Weekend” ++ (Comedy, STARZ “Mars Needs Moms” ++ (2h) (1h50) SHOW “H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds” 2005) (1h30) May 13 - 19, 2012 The Independent • TVTimes 19