30. WHAT DO WE DO? (Stormtroopers 11 through 14, Stormtrooper Chorus)
Storm- We captured this ship. We brought it aboard, trooper Consistent with orders from Vader, our Lord. Chorus: We've been instructed to question the crew, Then torture and kill them, so that's what we'll do.
Welcome to the Death Star. Come out, come out, whoever you are. Show us your license and registration, And we will proceed with the interrogation.
And what we will do, what we will do Is exactly what Lord Vader told us to. We follow our orders, and if they are few, This Stormtrooper Manual gives us our cue.
ST 11: No one emerges. Go in there and find them, And if they won't come, you be sure to remind them That if they resist, then we won't be so nice. After their torture, we'll murder them twice.
ST 12: We searched the whole ship until it was inverted. There's no one aboard, sir. This vessel's deserted. The log book says when they ran into the aster- Oid belt, they bailed out to avoid the disaster.
Chorus: What do we do? What do we do? We've captured a ship, but it hasn't a crew.
Chorus: This is so weird that we haven't a clue. This manual doesn't say what we should do.
ST 13: Go get in your fighters. See if they're alive, Though I don't imagine that they could survive In the asteroid belt, but sure we must be. Facing Vader is death if the crew is still free.
ST 14: Vader's ship is arriving. Let's tell him in chorus. I'm sure that he will have some new orders for us. You two stay here. All the rest come along. I'd rather do nothing than do something wrong.
Chorus: What do we do? What do we do? Lord Vader will surely have orders anew. Without our leader, we'd be in a stew. Lord Vader will tell us just what we should do.
40. THE DARK SIDE (Vader, Stormtrooper Chorus)
Vader: What good is good to me, To live a life of pious poverty, To risk your life fighting wrong, Protecting the weak from the strong? What can I gain from such a sacrifice? For me, it's already exacted an awful price. It left my body too deformed to be seen, And I am only kept alive by a machine. So now I only inspire fear. Men turn their heads when I appear. The women gasp, and children flee. Good has not been good to me. Good has done no good for me.
But the dark side, the dark side, the dark side, The dark side restored my health. It gave me power. It gave me wealth. I now gain from others' misery. Yes, the dark side has been good to me.
Storm- You could bend a bar of steel or make a river change its course, trooper Be successful with your wagers, always pick the winning horse. Chorus: All the stocks you buy would rise, you'd make a killing on the bourse, If you only knew the power of the dark side of the Force.
Vader: What love has love for me, With my repulsive deformity? Who would ever extend a heart To one who has been so torn apart? I once did love. It felt so good to give My heart to a woman without whom I could not live. But now my love is never returned. It is my ugliness that causes me to be spurned. Because I've suffered so much pain, I'll never dare to love again. It only brings me agony. Love has had no love for me. Love has had no love for me.
Vader: But the dark side, the dark side, the dark side, With the dark side you don't need love. You seize whatever you're desirous of. With the dark side as your only friend, You will never need to love again.
40. THE DARK SIDE (cont'd.)
Chorus: All the women would be charmed when you engaged them in discourse. You could marry for convenience, say "for better or for worse," Then obtain your wife's inheritance by suing for divorce, If you only knew the power of the dark side of the Force.
You could murder and embezzle, cheat and steal without remorse. You could downsize your employees, and their jobs you could outsource. You could even make a fortune from the products you endorse, If you only knew the power of the dark side of the Force.
Vader: The dark side has been my salvation. It enabled my recreation. Thanks to the dark side, I have come to be
Chorus: Vader: Ah… The most feared man in the galaxy.
You could order folks around. I inspire fear. Your iron will you could enforce, Using raw intimidation I am without peer. as a valuable resource. All your rivals would be powerless I still survive. and left without recourse, If you only knew the power of The dark side the dark side of the Force. keeps me alive.
You could do things that were bad I would think, if you were for you, bad habits reinforce. in my shoes, you'd say, You could send a secret message, "The dark side is the one all your code would be in Morse. and the only way." You could go to Scandinavia You would feel my pain, and swear at folks in Norse, and you would take the identical course If you only knew the power of And you would know that is how I was seduced by the dark side of the Force. the dark side of the Force.
42. REBELS ARE WE (3) (General Dodonna, Scientist, Admiral Ackbar, Leia, Rebel Chorus)
General Good Princess Leia provided these plans. Dodonna: Our wildest hopes were exceeded. A hasty analysis says there's a chance The Death Star can be defeated.
Rebel Rebels we are. We come from afar Chorus: To go into battle against the Death Star. Rebels are we, born to be free, Just like the fish in the sea.
Scientist: The Death Star is armed for a full-scale assault. Small fighters would face no obstruction. This reactor vent here is the Star's only fault. A direct hit would cause mass destruction.
Chorus: If during our blitz, just one missile hits That vent, then it would blow the Death Star to bits. Rebels are we, born to be free, Just like the fish in the sea.
Admiral The target is small, just a meter or two. Ackbar: A near miss will not work, so your aim must be true.
Leia: If the Death Star arrives still intact at this base, Then all of this moon will be blasted. The Force will be with you, but, just in case, Let me say it was fun while it lasted. Ah . . .
Chorus: Though our odds are poor, we are very sure This cause is worth forfeiting our lives for. Rebels are we, born to be free, Just like the fish in the sea.
44. THE BATTLE (1) (Rebel 6, Rebel 7, C-3PO, Rebel 8, Rebel Chorus)
Rebel Our fleet is off and away. Chorus: Our most courageous comrades enter the fray. The finest pilots that can be found in the galaxy Now risk their lives, so that one day we may all be free. There is little time to complete our mission. We must put the Death Star out of commission, Or in a few minutes, when it will arrive, It will blow us to pieces, and none will survive. We must find a way to destroy the Death Star. We must destroy the Death Star now.
Rebel 6: Our fleet has now reached its objective. As predicted, the Death Star's defenses are ineffective. But now, the TIE fighters give us a reason to worry. They're swarming down on our fleet with unbridled fury.
Rebel 7: Our X-wing craft is no match for the TIE. Their fighters are blasting us out of the sky. They've already blown half our fighters to bits, And sev'ral R2 units also were hit.
C-3PO:
Rebel 8:
C-3PO: You're far too small and delicate to be out in a war. R2-D2, what do you think they make humans for?
Rebel 8:
Chorus: Only one ship has made it so far, To reach the target region of the Death Star. Alas, his missiles landed just wide of the vent, Exploding harmlessly, barely making a dent. Now Luke Skywalker is our final hope, But Darth Vader's ship has come up on our scope. Luke's nearing the target, and he must not fail, But Lord Vader's ship is right there on his tail. Luke must find a way to destroy the Death Star. Luke must destroy the Death Star now. 47. GRAND FINALE (Leia, C-3PO, R2-D2, Chewbacca, Han, Luke, Company)
Rebel It's done! Chorus: We won! The Death Star is gone! We welcome The new heroes of the Rebellion, Whose true story we shall tell one Day to our children, when they ask why we're free. We're grateful To those who, upon this most fateful Day, fought and destroyed the hateful Death Star. They now inspire Our desire To end the Empire And return to democracy. We honor those who gave their lives Fighting our enemy, But now we celebrate all those who survived And brought us victory. Hooray For the stars of this glorious day. We sing their acclaim and pray These heroes will endeavor To stay forever With us together, And they will never Choose to leave our quest to free the galaxy. Leia: We recognize our new heroes For all that they have done. They flew in the face of fear, o- Ver came great obstacles, and won. The intrepid R2-D2 Into danger bravely did go And brought the Death Star plans back to you With his sidekick, C-3PO. C-3PO: 47. GRAND FINALE (cont'd.) Leia: Han Solo and the mighty Chewbacca Saved me when I was held by the Empire. Their return to battle gave Luke Skywalker All the time he needed to fire. Chewbacca: Raahr! Han: Leia: And Luke, it was just a few days ago, You were a boy tending a farm. Now you have destroyed the Death Star and so Saved the galaxy from harm. Chorus: Hooray For the stars of this glorious day. We sing their acclaim and pray These heroes will endeavor To stay forever With us together, And they will never Choose to leave our quest to free the galaxy. Luke: There's one more hero you forgot, For Obi-Wan Kenobi was with me when I took my shot, To guide me and to guide my missile. I know he was there. You must remember that his spirit is around us ev'rywhere. All: Dear Obi-Wan Kenobi, are you with us this hour? Were you behind the miracle that let our freedom flower? Do you still have the ability to make events amend their course? Dear Obi-Wan, we shall always believe in the power of, the power of the Force.