The lives of Jews A spirited week Nautilus or Universal?
Best-selling author Stephen Birmingham tells of This year's Homecoming offers Mr. and Miss UM. Although the fitness craze has begun to subside his experiences with the "Jews who made Ameri Otis Day and the Knights and a lot of Greek fun the debate over training methods is still hot ca" at the Jewish Book Fair News — page 3 Entertainment — page 6 Sports — page 8
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Volume 63- Numberr 20 l URRICANUniversity of Miami EFriday , Nov 15. 1985 filU 1'9 oughta be af Homecoming Frat brothers unite to fight drunk driving
By PAIGE Kl RT/ Iturntunt' Stall SS -
All fraternity members will soon be carrying card-. stipulating that fraternity members promise drive drunk or let their brothers drive drunk This is one result of the formation ot a chapter of Brothers Against Driving Drunk MMI resides on the University of Miami campus and involves UM's fraternities. Andrea Goldblum, president of Boost Al. Consciousness Concerning the Health of Universitv Students, gave the first vows Tursdav night ' fraternity presidents and representatives of thr Interfraternily Council. According to Goldblum, several weeks ago th* fraternities voted to initiate the program on campus to heighten awareness and to provide * support , among fraternity brothers. Goldblum believes a program such as this is "a big step forward" as "drunk driving accidents are thr leading cause of death among those aged IS to 24 As many as one-half of all Americans will be involved in an alcohol-related car crash during thei- lives. "Being in a sorority and going to thi- fratrrnm parties, I saw a need for |the program |. (loldhlitn said. "There's a lot more awareness now rsp. among frats; they've become more concernnl liability and education Most are now enfon in* alcohol policies." The brothers have expressed vers pie- attitudes toward the program 1 arrv H^bm.., business major from Alpha Epsilon Pi belerv. concept is "pretty good" and "there's al**-i for something like B.A.D.D." "It'll be helpful to brothers in the frat and (-• to the Greek system. said Nucruan k**J_'>_, \ *at Sfsn.a'^lp'h'afpsiro'n *"" According to r*ennts t.*mn, of AlpHm Tau im—*>m. "B.A.D.D is a great Idea I guess the community would be for it We get a lot of had rep like we're just party animals or jocks e>r whatew SIX \ MONTHRO/llumcune Staff and this is one way of showing that we rr nos The B.A.D.D. program is much like established programs that are gaining pope, From left, Pi Kappa Alpha brothers Bob Sigillito, Jeffy Tromberg and Gumby Arno work together to across the United States as awareness umt build their fraternity's float for the Homecoming parade on Tuesday over alcohol-related accidents increase Next semester, in order to keep the pr . going, the vow will be taken hy all fraternn. members, and eventually, by all pledges as well UM festivities begin tonight UM president By PATRICK McCREERY One of the first tasks at hand. 8 p.m. on the Student Union Schedule of events liumcarn' Stafj SK'rilvr according to Liz Rodriguez. Patio. Homecoming chairperson, was "Everyone I've talked to said Nov. 15 Opening ceremonies. 6:30 p.m., Homecoming at the University to decide on a theme they give a fantastic show." ot Miami begins with ceremo "We chose 'U Ought to be in Rodriguez said. Gusman Hall to take drug nies, open to the students, alum Pictures' because it fits in well On Sunday, students are invit Miss UM Pageant, 7 p.m., Gusman Hall ni and faculty free of charge and with the parade, the pageant and ed to the pool to watch a will begin at 6:30 p.m. at the University as a whole." swimathon from 11 a.m. to 7 Nov. 16 Hurricane Howl, 8 p.m., Patio Gusman Hall. The Homecoming Rodriguez said. p.m. benefiting the United Cere analysis test festivities will culminate with Next, the search was on for a bral Palsy Association of Miami. the Nov. 23 football game be Homecoming sponsor. This Throughout the week, frater Nov. 17 Cerebral Palsy Swimathon, 11 a.m.-7 tween the Hurricanes and the proved more difficult this year nities, sororities and independent p.m., Pool Colorado State Rams. because beer companies, who organizations will be competing Today is the deadline for I niversiiv "This is an enriching, reward have usually sponsored the for points to win the distinction President Edward T Eoote and fellnvev ing, special time of year," said event, declined as a result of the of being the most active during Nov. 18 Blood Drive, 9 a.m -6 p.m., Flamingo members of the Miami Citi/rns Against ' Joe Pineda, director of alumni state's drinking age being raised Homecoming by participating in Ballroom to take a drug analysis test relations. Monty Trainer, a local restaur- as many events as possible. U Ought to Be in Pictures', 11:30 a.m.-1 The directive that all the run utive menv- anteur and University benefac Tuesday marks the start of the p.m., Patio group take the test as a symhohi gestura tinfmt*" Traditionally, Homecoming is tor who was made an honorary parade at 7 p.m. on the corner of Night of 1,000 Stars, 7:30 p.m.. Rathskeller ing theircommitment 10 a drug free • a time for alumni to return to UM alumnus at the Louisville Carillo Street on campus. The announced by Lester Freeman • hairman • •• the University to participate in game, stepped forward and of parade will travel through cam group, at a meeting (k s sn special events with current stu fered to sponsor the event pus along Stanford and Dickin Nov. 19 Blood Drive, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Flamingo As of Wednesday PMM had noi dents and to strengthen their ties Budweiser also became a sub- son Drive to the baseball stadi Ballroom urinalysis test, but actording ti. He. overall with the University. sponsor at the last minute um parking lot. Ponce de Leon U Look Marvelous'. 12-1 p.m.. Patio secretary, he was going to be %thi Pineda expects alumni to take According to Rodriguez, spon Boulevard will only be open to Parade, 7 p.m test at Cedars Medical (enter later I a more active role in this year's sors are providing $30,000 for one-way traffic during the pa "I will be glad to Itake the lest > »••» -*--i events than in the past because Homecoming and the budget is rade. not use drugs although I juknl •» of better communication with being rounded out with funds Martin Applebaum. who is Nov. 20 Blood Drive, 9 a.m.-7 p.m., Flamingo Herald that I took a mupii ..! aaesi Homecoming planners. from the activity fee paid by coordinating the 12 floats, said Ballroom versus! Florida game " More out-of-town alumni are students and admission charges. they will be "really spectacu Mr. UM Contest. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m.. Patio More than half of thi M mi mbn ' • also expected this year at an "There is no way Homecom lar." committee have already taken the ie*t . event where a large number of ing is going to lose money," One of UM's few real tradi Connie Sardina. administrative naMiW i local alumni usually attend. Pi Rodriguez said. tions, the annual boat burning in Nov. 21 'U Oughta Be a Pig'. 11:30 a.m.-1 executive director Adm Van fdsali but ar neda says that is In part because Only 600 seats are available Lake Osceola, accompanied by a p.m., Patio count was not availahli Homecoming is being held later for tonight's opening ceremonies pep rally and fireworks, will Foote has been involved with Miam in the year and former students and some have already been occur Thursday at 7 p.m. Pep Rally/Boat Burning, 7 p.m.. Lakeside Against Crime since its inception m W»l atM have an excuse to escape frigid reserved by committee members Friday, a Ball with the theme according to htm. "It was retugm/ed Hv *«av northern temperatures and take and others by the families of the of A Night at the Oscars, will be Nov. 22 Midday Recess Band community leaders that .-ime was tmt an extended Thanksgiving vaca contestants. held from 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. at the Rededication of the Student Union problem " tion. Omni International Hotel in Winners of Photo Contest announced He also credits the winning The annua) Hurricane Howl is downtown Miami. Ball. 9 p.m.-2 a.m.. Omni International record of the football team and, tomorrow night. Otis Day, who Finally, the football game will to a larger extent, the thorough is famous for the song "Shout!" take place Saturday at 7:30 p.m organization of the Homecoming and the Knights, known as the between the Hurricanes and the Nov. 23 UM vs. Colorado State Rams. 7:30 Committee as making this year's Animal House Band, will per Colorado State Rams in the p.m., Orange Bowl festivities more attractive. form some rhythm and blues at Orange Bowl Cheaters cause test annulment
Experts disagree on summit's value B> DlBBlt MORI,AN
By TONY FINS Hurru an,- Staff Wnlrr This semester. l»r June I >r Public Affairs class vviii h« •ii their MH Next week's superpower sum exam grade to be their onlv grade mit may not provide break semester Because studeni throughs, but according to three two tests taken hy the i la— of international affairs experts, it were thrown out and will not I will produce smaller agreements "I'm so mad." said Beth Meyer a aaafeoOMr* •*. which may pave the way toward is in the PPA 212 class "I can **** frorr. h. future nuclear arms reduction point of view that she hat talks but it's not fair " UM's new sovietologist. Dr. Jiri Meyer said she noticed m* Valenta, was joined by distin during the class' first run because guished foreign affairs experts 11 « r-IIM S/iturricanr Stafl walked out of the room for 30 mn During the second exam she said ihr i ""Brtier^dunT^^ Foreign affairs experts Dr. Jiri Valenta (left). Edmund Jan Osr inczyk. A mbler II . Moss Jr. 10 minutes late and wasted an * Please turn to page 7/GENEVA and Anton Beblcr discuss the upcoming superpower summit Pleose luf to fHiiv i ' Page 2 Friday. Nov 15 1985 THE MIAMI HURRICANE
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study meeting will be held at 9 30-ei.m. at the 6 p.m. at 1115 Levante St Today Wesley Foundation. WOMEN'S ULTIMATE FRISBEE CLUB: All BRIEFS HILLEL: Shabbat services will be held at' frit) women who have an interest in having a good p.m. at the Hillel Foundation. 1100 Stanford-; •ZV time and getting or keeping in shape are invited to Drive. For more information call 665-6948 Monday meet at the intramural field from 5 to 7 p.m. No PHILOSOPHY DEPARTMENT. A Philosophy Homecoming events start tonight expedience is naeded Colloquium. "Facts and Certainty, featuring University of Miami's Homecoming '85, with the theme "U Crispin Wright. Professor of Philosophy at The GRADUATE SCHOOL OF INTERNATIONAL Ought To Be In Pictures." kicks off tonight at 7 p.m. with the an University of St. Andrews. Scotland, will be held STUDIES: Faculty and students are invited to RATHSKELLER: "Body Double"' will be shown at nual Miss UM Pageant in Gusman Concert Hall. Other Homecom at 3 p.m. in Allen Hall Room 202. participate in a discussion of international current 7:30 and 10 p.m. ing events are as follows: AMATEUR RADIO CLUB: A meeting will be held events from Y* to 2:30 p.m. at The Graduate a' Saturday: at 6 p.m. on the fifth floor of the Engineering School of International Studies. Main £a/ilerence>, " HOMECOMING: Midday Events will be held from The Education Alumni Champagne Breakfast will be held at Building. Room. Bring, yquf own bag lunch. ,./>; ,,-,• 1 1:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Student Union Patio 9:30 a.m. at the Faculty Club. Bob Soper, weather forecaster from STUDENTS AGAINST MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS: HOMECOMING: Special Events Night will be WSVN-TV, Channel 7, will speak of his years of community ser MARINE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT: Dr. Thomas A meeting will be held at 4:30 p.m. in Student held at 7:30 p.m. at the Rathskeller featuring fun vice with underprivileged children in South Florida. During the Clingan, Jr. from the University of Miami's Law Union Room 241. Everyone is welcome. games, trivia and pn/es' School and a former U.S ambassador to Law ot breakfast, the Outstanding Service Award will be presented. CIRCLE K: The canned food drive for the HOMECOMING: MiddSy Events willTVheld from the Sea Conference will be the featured speaker in Tickets for the breakfast are $10. For more information call 284- Am*erican Red Cross for Thanksgiving will 1 1:30 a.m. to 1 p.m at'Trie Studenftlrron Patio the Careers in Marine Science" seminar at 12:15 3711. continue today in the Student Union Breezeway SI p.m. in the Science Building Room 108 At 11:30 a.m. the Arts and Sciences Alumni Brunch will be from noon to 1 p.m. INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS ASSOCIATION: Refreshments will be served held at the Faculty Club. Lester Goran, UM professor and novel IEEE COMPUTER SOCIETY: A meeting will be A membership meeting will be held at 5 p.m. at ist, will be the guest speaker. There will also be a presentation of held at noon at the Engineering Building Room the Stubblefield Building Room,40In u STUDENT ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE: A the Outstanding Alumnus Award. Tickets for the brunch are $10. 243. . : t meeting will be held at 6:15 p.m. in Student For more information call 284-5363. LATIN AMERICAN STUDENT ASSOCIATION Union Room 244 for all students concerned with "Salsa Night" will beheld at 8:30 p.m at the Hurricane Howl will begin at 8 p.m. on the Student Union Tuesday campus entertainment Patio, featuring Otis Day and the Knights, the musical group Rathskeller. which appeared in the movie Animal House. Sunday: CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION: A ASTRONOMY CLUB: A general meeting will tm Mortar Board will hold their 20th Anniversary Luncheon at regular meeting consisting of Bible citations and held to discuss the Halley's Comet field trip 12:30 p.m. For more information call 547-6551. correlation with Science and Health with Key to coming in December at 6:30 p.m. in the Ungar Tuesday: WESLEY FOUNDATION: On Sunday, a Bible the Scriptures, by Mary'Baker Ec^y yiM be held at Compute Center Room 411 The Engineering Alumni Breakfast will be held at 8:30 a.m. , L at the Faculty Club. The Alexander Orr Jr. Excellence in Teaching Award will be presented. Tickets are $9. For more information call 284-2404. * UM Students SPECIAL Photographers wanted , w/valld ID HAIR 4500 Perms The traditional Homecoming Parade will begin at 7 p.m. and Highlights and circle the UM Coral Gables campus. 'A OFF Frostlngs * Across from UM * Between D'Pizza OF THE GABLES INC. You'cjon't have to be a photo-communicalion * and Book Horizons MANICURES • PEDICURES major to ta1
Weatherman to be roasted rain or shine Whether it rains or shines, they'll be roasting and serving Bob Weaver for lunch at the University of Miami School of Com munication's 12th annual Homecoming luncheon on Nov. 21. Weaver, a former student in what was then UM's radio-TV department, has been Channel 4's official weatherman for almost 35 years. He is also an active member of numerous charitable or ganizations in the community. Jim Brosemer, Weaver's colleague and fellow alumnus, will emcee the luncheon which will take place at noon in the Orange Blossom Room at the James L. Knight Center downtown. Guest "roasters" will include: Ralph Renick, Bernie Rosen, Tony Segret to, Don Franklin. Judy Wallace, Alan Perris and others. Tickets for the luncheon are $15. Seating is limited and reser vations are required. For more information and reservations, call 284-2265. OFF THE Former Secretaries of State present talk The Southern Center for International Studies, thelntema- tional Center of Florida and the City of Miami present the U.S. Secretaries of State In Conference "The Summit, Latin America GROUND. and Other Foreign Policy Challenges of Today." at 10 a.m. Nov. 23 in the James L. Knight Convention Center. Former Secretaries of State Dean Rusk, William Rogers, Cy rus Vance, Edmund Muskie and Alexander Haig will analyze con temporary U.S. foreign policy and review the major world events of the past year, commenting on the impact of these events on the future. SO* Particular attention will be given to the November United States-Soviet summit meeting in Geneva and the Miami Confer ence on the Caribbean. Both of these events will precede the meeting of the former Secretaries. Television commentator Edwin Newman will moder ate the discussion. The program will be nationally televised by the Public Broadcasting System and will receive worldwide coverage through the U.S. Information Agency. Tickets for the Conference are $20. student tickets are $5. \i If you would like to attend the Secretaries of State foreign policy forum, call 446-6646, or Susan Lichtman at 284-4303. Tickets are available through the Bass Ticket Outlet in the Student Union Meditation classes start The Miami Sri Chinmoy Center is sponsoring a free 4-week, non-denominational course in concentration and meditation titled The Inner Life: Search For True Satisfaction. Classes start Nov. 18, 20 and 22 and continue Mondays. "*"* •"" "**._! Wednesdays aiid Fridays for one hour. Monday classes begin at 8:30 p.m. Wednesday and Friday classes begin at 7:30 p.m Classes will be held at 1520 San Ignacio. Suite 2, Coral Ga bles. For more information call 386-5053. Launch hour. Throttles are at full Navy flying. 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It Navv Recruiter or has hundreds of current openings and has all the information as to in the clouds and looking good. salary of $19,200. As much scholarships, grants and fellowships. Nothing heats Ihe excitement of its Jyt.i.tKHi after four years with CALL 800-327-NAVY. For additional Information, write to The National Teacher's Placement Agency, Universal Teachers. Box 5231, Portland, Ore. NAVY OFFICERS GET RESPONSIBILITY FAST. 97208 -DEBBIE MORGAN THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. Nov. 15, 1985 Page 3 Author writes on Jews Experts discuss By MARA DONAHOE Hurricane Staff Writer 'They believed, as merchants, in good weight. They had a child-like faith in America as a land summit's value "My books have helped Ameri can Jews to be Jews and Chris tians to be proud in America," said of golden opportunity.' Stephen Birmingham, author of Stephen Birmingham, author The Rest Of Us, The Auerbach Will and Our Crowd. GENEVA/From page 1 years weighed down on European Birmingham spoke to over 250 soil with heavy boots, and now people Tuesday at Brockway Hall list in 1967 and remained in that "They believed, as merchants, in about the upcoming summit Tues they are going to Europe not to as part of the fifth annual Jewish position for 52 weeks. good 'veight. They had a child-like day. The meeting took place at the discuss the division of Europe but Book Fair, co-sponsored by the Later, other Jews were asking faith • In America as a land of Graduate School ot International to talk about Star Wars and University of Miami's Judaic Stud Birmingham when he was going to golden opportunity." Studies. satellites," Osmanczyk said adding ies Program. write about their lives. This result Birmingham is known as the Valenta, who said he may be that this may be a little too much Birmingham's book, Our Crowd, ed in The Rest of Us, the story of first author to have two books more optimistic about the summit for the Europeans. came about when he mixed social Eastern European Jews who came appear simultaneously on the New than his two counterparts, is "We need a summit not about ly with Jews in New York City to New York Harbor between York Times Bestseller List: The confident minor accords will be the cosmos but about the very real and became friends with many 1882 and 1915 and later prospered Right People, a look at "WASP" reached at Geneva. human problems and tragedies prominent Jews. He said he Birmingham "I'm in agreement with a Soviet caused by 40 years of division in in the New World. high society and Our Crowd. writer that some serious negotia thought to himself, "wouldn't it The book is now No. 3 on the Many of his articles appear in his books. The second is of young Europe," Osmanzcyk said. make a wonderful story about tions will produce modest agree New York Times Bestseller Paper magazines such as Vogue, Harp people who want to know if they ments despite the seemingly insur their lives." back list. er's Bazaar and Architectural Di are related to famous Jews. The Anton Bebler. a former aide to He received a lukewarm reac mountable problems in relations Yugoslavian President Josef Tito "It was thought that Jews were gest. third group is made up of people between the two superpowers," tion from the Jewish community people with no future or hope," "I never get anti-Semitic mail in who are stirred nostalgically by and currently a secretary to Eu but eventualy got them to open up. Valenta said. rope's study group on Armed Birmingham said. The book shows regards to my books," Birming his books. Valenta argued that regional "They let me into their homes and that "people with no future were ham said. He separates the mail he Altogether Birmingham has Forces and Society, expressed lives," said Birmingham. conflicts — such as the war in what he termed a realistic attitude making it, taking vacations." receives in three categories. published 20 books, including his Afghanistan — have had a nega Our Crowd hit No. 1 on the New Birminghmam attributes their The first consists of Jewish most recent bestseller, Auerbach toward the Reagan/Gorbachev York Times non-fiction bestseller leaders who want their family in tive influence on the arms control meeting. He expects the summit to success to honesty. , Will. process. As a result, the renewed produce cultural accords and a arms race has brought pressure new consulate agreement which from allies on both sides to begin could help reduce tensions. serious negotiations, he said. In addition, Bebler is looking for He also believes the Soviets have the superpowers to agree on a Dishonesty prompts new Honor Code waged a good pre-summit public statement of nuclear non-prolifer relations campaign. ation in the Third World as well as "Whether planned or not," Val air accords to monitor aircrafts Tachmes said that the commit will find students innocent or stopping cheating," he said. enta said, "the timing of the over the north Pacific and possibly CODE/From page J tee is not sure about whether guilty and determine penalty, such 'redefections' was extremely the resumption of flights between posting one seating chart students should be allowed to be as expulsion, probation or suspen The committee is comprised of good." Washington and Moscow. from which all 200 students had to represented by a lawyer before sion. co-chairmen Butler and Ash: Valenta also said he would not Bebler also argues that East and find their assigned seat. the appeals court. The court will However, the court will have no Tachmes and Lieberman; Dr. John be surprised if the Soviets were to West Germany are preparing to Dreyer was out of town and be comprised exclusively of UM charge over the students' grade. Knoblock, chairman of the Faculty release dissident Ylena Bonner, use the slightest success from the could not be reached for comments students that come from different Grades are left to the professor's Senate; Bill Mullowney, assistant wife of scientist Andrei Sakharov, summit as a green light to expand before press time. colleges and schools. judgment. vice president of Student Affairs to counter the United States' economic ties without fear of Cheating cases in the past have and ombudsman; Cynthia Augus- accusations of human rights abus being accused of betraying the included two chemistry exams "A lawyer uses maneuvers Also, faculty will retain the tyn, assistant general counsel; and es in the Soviet Union. NATO or Warsaw Pact. that resulted in not allowing the when negotiating," Tachmes said. right to catch cheaters. Dr John Fitzgerald, department of Osmanczyk, a renowned Polish Bebler believes that these low- tests to count, according to Xavier "And we don't want students (on But Tachmes said the main Religion. journalist. United Nations expert level successes will be the basis Cortada, Undergraduate Student the court] to be intimidated." problem at UM is that cheating is and author of the Encyclopedia of for future strategic arms reduction Body Government Speaker of the But he said students should have accepted, casual and laughed The honor code should be com the United Nations, took a more Ulks. Senate. the right to have a representative. about by students. This in turn pleted by the end of the spring pessimistic view. "The fact that there will be no "Most cheating goes unnoticed," Tachmes said the main objective leads students who study many semester so that a special orienta In fact, Osmanczyk suggested major agreements but many posi Cortada said. "Students will let it of the committee is to determine hours for a test upset. tion for incoming students can be the summit may create a backlash tive side affects from small suc go by [and | teachers suffer the different degrees of penalties and planned, Ash said. But the code by Europeans against the super cesses will make this summit the burden of proof." establish an Honor Court where "A major part of the honor code will become operational in the fall powers. biggest non-event ever," Bebler University of Miami's School of students will be tried. The court will be student involvement in of 1986. "The two giants have for 40 said. Law Honor Council has suspended five students this year, according the School's newspaper. Res Ipsa Loquitur. The Council is a peer review group consisting of elected second- and third-year students which can investigate and submit its findings wwHEN i SEEMS INEMABIJE, and recommendations to the Dean in cases where the Honor Code is violated. LOWENBRAU HEADS PREVAIL In an attempt to deter cheating, UM has formed an Honor Code Committee to establish consistent, university-wide policies on ethics. USBG Senator Elissa Lieberman began formulating the idea of an honor code last year based on what students angry about cheat ing have told her. She then suggested the Universi ty should address th* problem of cheatins- The purpose of the Honor Code is not to handle each individual case, but to deter cheating with a uniform code, Lieberman said. According to Dr. William Butler, vice president of Student Affairs, there has been widespread discus sion of cheating on campus be tween students, faculty, adminis tration and even trustees. "Everyone is in agreement that something needs to be done (about cheating]." Butler said.
As of now, each school and college of the University has its own ethics code and penalties. "With different codes, adminis tration machinery and potential inconsistencies are a problem and we are working to solve this," said Dr. James L. Ash, associate pro vost for Honors and Undergradu ate Studies. "Overall we are trying to raise the integrity of this University," Butler said. "We want the degree to really reflect true and honest accomplishments." But do the individual depart ments of the University want to take on a university-wide code? Assistant Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences Charly Mallery said as long as the new system is fair and equitable, he does not mind taking on new policies. "The little nitty gritty will be different but as long as the system doesn't treat students unfairly, I have no problems with It," Mal lery said. He said cheating does not occur that often, but when it does, the instructor usually decides punish ment and test procedures. Punish ment for plagiarism, for example, usually is a failing grade on the paper or failing the class.
Mallery also said the College will not prosecute any student without evidence. "We don't envision cheating as a serious legal problem because we will only prosecute if we are 100 percent sure |a student Is guilty]," he said. In order to establish a fair and workable code, the committee will study other plans implemented in other universities around the coun try. The vice president of Student Affairs trom the University of Virginia will make a presentation to students and faculty on the topic of academic integrity. There will be a question and answer session following the presentation for students to give their input. The new honor code will not be implemented without student, fac ulty and dean input, said USBG Chief of Staff Alex Tachmes, to ensure the students will be treated fairly. The great beers oflK^uorld go by one name Lowenbrau Brewed in Munich, For example, in the School of in England. Sweden. Canada'jjjpan and here in America for a distinctive world class taste Business, the accused student is allowed to have a representative in a case, but that person cannot be a lawyer. THISW^DCALISF c 1985 Miller Browenfl Co Meluwauki"' Wl 3tcr '62 -j.-. OPINION V» Pag* 4 The Miami Hurricane _& Friday, Nov. 15, 1985 'U' should participate in Homecoming Homecoming 1985 has arrived. their alma mater. Homecoming concedes the most importantly for a growing university such as opportunity of the year to extend its gratitude, on importance of the alumni to a university, and by UM — material resources. behalf of the UM student body, to all alumni who - have in the past contributed to the University since And it promises to be a very enriching series of doing so it recognizes that a university's past is Homecoming gives alumni an opportunity "to important to a university's future; UM's future feel close to the University again. , their graduation, and hopes that the alumni will events. Under the leadership of the Homecoming N ! continue to remember this university as generously committee and especially the chairperson. Liz looks bright, and the University's alumni, past and future, will play an important part in that future. \ J as they have done in the past. Rodriguez, it looks as if the alumni-gathering But Homecoming is also, needless to say, Mr festivities, culminating with the University of opportunity to have some good times, to enjoy Further, present UM students should be willing Miami-Colorado State football game, will be university life, and foster a relationship with past to take up the responsibility of supporting the uplifting events. Editorial graduates. University once they graduate and to retain a close • relationship with it. More than anything, Homecoming symbolizes Alumni support the present works of the The Miami Hurricane strongly urges students td the return of past graduates of the University to University by giving of their time, effort, and — participate actively in the Homecoming festivities.' That's what Homecoming's all about. The Hurricane would also like to take thlk" UM needs greater emphasis on teaching abilities By MICHAEL ROSEN where young men and women have an opportunity to express Hurricane Stall Columnist are trained in particular occupa our feelings about his teaching tional disciplines. Teaching is not style and effectiveness, as well When students make com among the top priorities in most as about the class itself. plaints about the classes they're of the departments here. A Ironically, these evaluations taking, their problems usually fit particular professor's teaching really serve only as a warning to into one of two categories. abilities, or disabilites, have a other students; they do not Either the professor in a relatively small effect on his change the professor'steaching particular class can't teach, or standing in the department in habits. the student hates what the terms of reputation and future Another equally frustrating professor is teaching. These two tenure. difficulty can be found in what problems are really the results of Of course, because of the the administration calls general inherent shortcomings in the present situation, students are education requirements. Any policies of the University of hurt in the long run. We've all class that does not fit into a Miami. taken classes where the profes person's major or minor study First we'll address the re sors are ineffective to some (such as calculus for the physics search-oriented goals of this and degree. We don't question their major), fits under this heading. other medium and large-sized knowledge or expertise; we only The logic behind adoption of universities. hold that the professor does not these requirements is valid. The OUGHTA ftE We've all been told at one time seem capable of communicating academic goal of a university is or another that the University of that knowledp to the class at to produce well-rounded, broad Miami is primarily an institution large. ly educated individuals. Knowl of research and development. We are left scrambling to the edge in one's particular major is not enough to insure that the - IN That is, the goal of the Universi textbook for answers to our ty as a whole is to contribute to many questions, and often, our educated will be able to take the total body of knowledge in grades suffer. When we formally their positions at the top of various fields of academic study. evaluate a given professor to It is not primarily a place ward the end of the semester, we Please turn to page 5/ROSEN PICTURES Letters to the Editor Two editions of the Hurricane enrage senior To the Editor: I must admit that at first I put it off as some sort of Halloween You at the Hurricane have a great responsibility. Your job is to trick and dismissed it. keep the students informed of what is happening both on and off As a graduating senior, I have always picked up a copy of the campus. Hurricane every Tuesday or Friday. I must admit that more often However, the next edition stunned me even more. In that issue, I than not I have disagreed with the opinions expressed, but over time sat and read through an article about joining a cult to meet girls. This I have gained some respect for the various editors and their staffs, in just added to my disgust. But even more important, your efforts should be designed to their attempts to put out a college newspaper. give the students something to think about — to show them a point of view, which they may or may not agree with, but that would at It is not funny to joke about cults, groups that subvert and least make them think. However, after reading the last two editions of the Hurricane, I brainwash this country's voung people. have been shocked, and forced to wonder what exactly is going on. And to top it all off, by putting it on your editorial page, directly By printing pointless and worthless material you do a disservice In the Friday. Nov. 1 edition, I read the "editorial cartoon," below an article calling for an improvement in the attitudes at the to the entire University community, and you shame those who call using President Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev. Not University of Miami, takes it from the sublime to the ridiculous. themselves journalists. only was it inane, but I found it embarrassing. I have enjoyed the time that I have spent here, and truthfully To think that the two most powerful men on this planet would would like to stav longer. stoop to trading personal insults is idiotic. And even if they did, it This is a good school, but it could be a great one. All that is would somehow come out in much less crude terms than your needed is cooperation and understanding among everyone at the Hershel T. EUenbogen cartoonist made it out to be. University. Senior STAFF Director of Health Center: UM The Miami Hurricane is published semiweekly during the regular academic year and is written and edited by the undergraduate students of the University ot Miami. This has responsible AIDS policy publication does not necessarily represent the views and opinions ot the University s trustees, faculty or administration r 1985 by the University of Miami of most of the responsible com groups can contact me for up- ' 1985 by the University of Miami's undergraduate student body To the Editor: M. Eugene Flipse, M.D. munity organizations in South to-date information about cam Director of University Health Florida. pus educational efforts on AIDS. LISA GIBBS JOHN COPPOLINO Services Editor in Chief Business Manager I want to respond to the letter which appeared in The Miami There have already been edu Managing Editor Ahmad Shoraibah Hurricane (Nov. 12) on Aquired cational programs on AIDS on Nawa Editor Marilyn Garateix Immune Deficiency Syndrome. our campus for members of the Associate Nawa Editors Sandra Jaramillo student affairs staff, residence Hurricane 'over-seasoned' halls students and staff and foi1 Dabbia Morgan fraternity advisors. Entertainment Editor Juan Carlos Coto Contrary to the implications of To the Editor: Sports Editor John Beauliau the letter, the University of Assistant Sports Editor AndrawJ. Cohan Miami and its Student Health LIFELINES, the health educa Salt is used for many things and has many different Copy Editors John Barret Service have and will continue to tion and health promotion arm of meanings. The Latin word for salt is "sal". Salt (or sal) is used as Deborah Frank act responsibly about AIDS and the Student Health Service and a preservative. It is used as a laxative or cathartic. It is used to Liaa Silverberg other potentially serious health the Undergraduate Student Body indicate a type of humor or wit. It is also used as a spice — as a Photo Editor Aixa Montaro problems which affect our cam Government sponsored its first food enhancement. However, if over-used on food, its effects are Assistant Photo Editor George Alvarez pus community. campus-wide AIDS workshop less than desirable. Cartoonists John Alvarez this past Wednesday in the Why the dissertation on salt? Recently the Hurricane's Charles Vignola Under the leadership of Dr. International Lounge of the Stu editorial section has been over-seasoned with salt. I am referring Bernard Fogel, vice president for dent Union. to those letters intended, I suppose, to educate us in those Production Manager Roland S. Medina Medical Affairs and Dean of the matters relating to the gay cause. (For instance, I learned a new Her eld Manager L isa Ross School of Medicine, there is a phrase in the most recent issue — "fag basher." I'm not sure of Classifieds Manager Maggie Duthely When the revised guidelines on its exact meaning, but at least now I know the phrase). top-level University committee AIDS that are being prepared by Circulation Manager Kurt Hall working on the educational, Please, I know that some of those among us "march to the the,American College Health beat of a different drummer," but must we constantly hear the policy and public relations issues Association and the Council on Senior Advisor Bruce Garrison surrounding the disease. marching footsteps in every other issue of this paper? I probably Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger Education are available (hopeful- could have lived my entire life without knowing the above Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts ' ly before Thanksgiving. Nov. 28) mentioned phrase existed. Instead of marching to a different they will be distributed and Dr. William Butler, vice presi drummer's beat, let's hear some marching to the sound of Typrst Lmtla Zipper reprinted in The Miami Hurri slamming closet doors. dent for Student Affairs ajtd I cane. Post Office Box 2*8132 are members of this comm£teo I guess the bottom line is, please don't pass me anymore University of Miami Our actions are being guided by salt. I like mine plain. Coral Gablaa. FL 33 12* 28**40 I the expertise of the lotal com In the meantime, all interested mittee which will be equaAly true individuals and/or camrjus Vera Decato Page 5 Friday, Nov 15. 198i> THE MIAMI HURRICANI Stress on teaching needed ROSEN I From page 4 A lovely predicament, huh? society. Educated people have a Steps can be taken, though responsibility to have some idea Departments should put more of how the world around them emphasis on teaching. If they functions. would rather not punish a pro Of course, ideally, this makes fessor for poor teaching abilities, perfect sense. Of course, in then why not reward those practice, it doesn't work. There professors who are great teach are too many cases where people ers? are taking classes in fields that they could care less about. Very If professors and students are few people are interested in sensitive to each others needs. everything. classes can only get better. Letter to the Editor 'Freedom' column finds little support in U.S. Constitution Nowhere. for a reason — to preserve destroy the decadent art and To the Editor: The article, written by Tim right to live in a decent society. liberty. literature which plague our soci Huebner, contends that our soci Why? On Friday, Nov. 8, an article ety's definition of freedom has Perhaps Huebner would ap ety. Where in our constitution are The founding fathers distin prove of "moral guides" who And as we all marched to the appeared in The Miami Hurri been perverted ;in the last few guished between that which is cane which made a number of years, that "fr«edom" is now we guaranteed the right to a would tell us what is "right," flames with the pornographic society devoid of "negative influ disagreeable and that which suppress "indecent" thought and trash, what would become of the strong statements regarding merely a simplistic justification society has collectively and his freedom, decency and individual for indecency, wid that others' ences?" Where is the exception replace it with something more greatest freedom of all — the for "indecency" in the Bill of torically deemed unacceptable wholesome, divulge the divine freedom of choice? rights. 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Evenings 7.45. * ?3 ENTERTAINMENT Friday, Nov. 15, 1985 Page 6 The Miami Hurricane Otis Day and His band plan a howling Knight By RICK MUNARRIZ According to Fiamano, Day's His set, whidh consists of noth But the long paved highway of Hurricane Stall Writer energy also outlives his perfor ing short of Golden Oldies, in the touring lifestyle tells a differ mance. "He likes to party a lot. His cludes Louie. ,VX>tiie, Twist and ent tale. "Do you wanna dance?" energy is present off stage as Shout and the famous Isley So echo the famous words well." Brothers tune which Day immor which catapulted DeWayne Jessie talized, Shout. "Rough," said Fiamino, who into a national spotlight. plays cheerleader before Day's Jessie, better known as Otis show four or five nights a week. Day, rose to fame as the charis III The tiring tours are also comple matic singer in the famed Animal 'He likes to party a lot. His energy js present off mented by Day's occasional return House Toga Party scene. to the silver screen in more serious At that time, Jessie was an stage as well.' roles. established actor, having worked on such films as Car Wash, DC Dave Fiamano, Otis Day's road manager Cab, and Where the Buffalo Roam. Despite continuing to pursue his Otis Day & the Knights, who acting career, Day is presently The Knights, or The Animal The vigorous activity on stage, previously played a couple of dates cashing in on Bluto and friends House Band as they are sometimes however, takes a back seat to the with Huey Lewis & the News Since this past September, Day referred to, features Greg "Brown unpredictable wild reactions of the (which accounts for their version has been touring with his re ie" Brown, on drums; Michael audience. of Huey's The Heart of Rock & nowned backup band The Knights. "Mr. Sensitive" Henderson, on Roll as an encore), will visit The tour, which concludes in bass; Jon "Sweet V Low" Maxie, Alabama upon conclusion of their Boston on Dec. 10, includes his on multiple-keyboards and Dennis "A lot of people, a lot of performance at Hurricane Howl. appearance at the University of "Low Man" Nelson on guitar. response,"commented Fiamino. Miami Hurricane Howl tomorrow Day's niece and nephew, Los night at 8. Angeles session singers Amelia However, the crowd tehds to "We like Florida," said Fiamino He's fantastic." boasts Day's Jessie and Greg "The Whip" stay in line.'Tt's amazing." com "It tends to be more active. It's Road Manager Dave Fiamano "He Hanley, also get in on the act mented the road manager "No also nicer weather down here." gets the crowd going rowdy. He's singing background for their un fights, no problems.- It's very r So, "do you wanna dance?" Otis Day will check into the Patio tomorrow night a pro." cle. smooth." ' Rat preps for homecoming By ARTHUR COPELAND time. We'll be there until the We'll also be having Ed Hudak, a '70s, Motown and stuff ... It's Hurncane Staff Wriler people leave." DJ there," said Rodriguez. music that is what the alumni Tuesday is movie night at the listened to but that is still popular Festivities at the University of Rat. The film planned for this enough for the students to enjoy." Miami Rathskeller will kick into Tuesday is Brian DePalma's Body The Rat won't be scheduling high gear for most of Homecoming Double. any events directly against the week. Although the Rat won't Homecoming ball or other main directly compete with the main Wednesday will feature a spe Homecoming events. attractions of the week, there is an cial Dance Night at the Rat. "We'll "Historically, the night of the expanded schedule of events in have screens set up around the Rat [Miss UM| pageant and the ball are store. along with the main screen," said low nights for us ... We might get Things start hopping at the Rat On Monday, there will be Spe Rodriguez. "You'll not only hear five people, so it wouldn't make right after the Hurricane Howl cial Events Night at the Rat at 7:30 the music but you'll see it. much sense for us to hire a band tomorrow night. p.m. "All the organizations will be "We'll have the lighted dance and spend money ... We like to According to Javier Rodriguez, competing in different events. It's floor out," he added. encourage people to go to the the chairman of the Rathskeller usually a tradition that the Mon On Thursday, the Rat will host ball," Rodriguez said. Advisory Board, "Saturday after day before Homecoming everyone an alumni party at 7 p.m. Rodri the Howl the Rat will be having a goes to the Rat to have a good guez said, "After the pep rally The Homecoming festivities at party. Hopefully, we'll have Otis time. The contests are a Home students are encouraged to mix the Rat conclude after the Colora Day and the Knights there. That coming event for points for the with the alumni. The DJ will play do State game with the fifth-quar night we are not setting a closing Homecoming championship music from the late '60s and early ter party on Saturday Nov. 23. Saks Fifth works with pageant By JUAN CARLOS COTO Last Wednesday, McCready extended an invitation to the girls to and take part in the program eventually set up for them. Contestants were HILDA DIAZ given the chance to make appointments with professional hair stylist (If the Hurricane Stall Richard Lowenstien, who has been with Saks for eight months, but still runs his own salon in Chicago. When the 14 Miss University of Miami finalists make their way Contestants were asked to bring their gowns so that the stylist onto the stage for tonight's competition, thanks to some experts at Saks could create the best haircut to go with the style of dress. Fifth Avenue in Bai Harbour, the contestants may just be a little more The girls also had the chance to get a makeover, again to best fit sure of themselves. For the past three weeks, the department store has their gowns, from Estee Lauder's Miss Gini. A proven professional in her been working with the finalists on makeup, hairdressing and field, Gini has done makeup for the likes of Goldie Hawn, Burt Reynolds comportment. and "Jimmy Lee" from General Hospital and is a 31-year veteran of the HHONA A WISUSpecial to the Hurricane "Self-confidence ... that's the key." said Patricia Maher, Saks Estee Lauder company. False Alarm Personnel Director and 5-year staff veteran of the Miss Teenage And all of this emphasis on physical, outward beauty was accented A film crew, part of it shown here, set up in front of America Pageant. Maher spoke to the girls about comportment and by Matter's talks on positive thinking and her belief in beauty from afterward held an open forum for them to ask questions. within. the University Metrorail Station Wednesday to shoot But Maher was only one-third of the special advice Miss UM Self confidence, said Maher, "That they trust their instincts ... a commercial spot for Anthony Abraham Chevero- participants received throughout the week, noted Julie McCready, a May we're not looking for perfect features ... |beauty| comes from within. let. People slowed down and wandered by hoping to 1985 UM graduate and assistant at Saks' junior department. "You have to think yourself there," said Maher. By this she called McCready met with UM Director of Student Activities Dave Brown on the girls to think of themselves as the most important girl in the room see Sonny Crockett, but Don Johnson and the boys and suggested the Saks program for the Miss UM finalists as part of a when they walk on the stage. were down in, the keys shooting a 'Miami Vice' Saks-UM relationship much like the one the store has with Eastern Air "If they care about themselves, the |inner| beauty will radiate tc episode Johnson will direct Lines and the Florida Fine Arts College. their outside," she added. t- Greeks take sides on Homecoming participation By LINA LOPEZ J role, the rest is ^sy, explained Angel Pareja of Hurricane Staff Writer Alpha Sigma Phi. ''Working together as one has really fired up the brothers." A Alpha Sig's strategy appears resolute "It's all set. Though Homecoming is traditionally considerjd a We're well organized. The schedule's ready. We'll be major Greek event, the spirit among the fraternities number one," Pareja added. and sororities this year ranges between two extremes Several of the events scheduled for Homecoming — enthusiasm and indifference. allow Greek energy to be channeled towards a "It's a shame that Homecoming has become such a philanthropic goal. burden in the minds of some Greeks," admitted one "Homecoming is vital not only for exposure on sorority sister. "But fortunately that attitude hasn't campus, but in the community as well," said Sylvia affected all of the Greek organizations." Padron of Alpha Epsilon Phi. "The blood drive in One of the most eagerly anticipated events i^ithe itself, for example, allows us to reach an endless Miss UM Pageant, which takes place tonighfcat *:30 number of people in every positive way. Helping p.m. Zeta Beta Tau is sponsoring one of thgTina(sts, others is the key to a strong organization " Suzanne Leblang. * "Participating in all of the events this year has ZBT brother Adam Reiver credits Lrfblang everyone really psyched." said Nikki Fernandez of helping to get the fraternity propped l»r Home Delta Gamma. Having won the Pledges on Parade skit Ing. "The whole house is very exciUfH. We've! and Derby Day for Sigma Chi, DG is out to keep the Homecoming for the past two years«*nd we're streak going. "Were on a roll, and we're not out to the fullest this year. Suzanne's gonna stopping, she said. She's gonna win!" he said. „f V^?lher u.V"11' Philan*hropy, or a combination John Roth, Homecoming chairman for Pi Kappa or both which motivates most Greeks during Alpha, is just as confident .about Pike's Miss UM Homecoming week, some remain apathetic finalist, Karolyn Keegan. "VBB're well on our way to - f^"11'8^00 early t0 te" how it's going to be," said winning Homecoming," JjT stated, "It's just the Doug Olson of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, where more beginning. Karolyn has a great personality .which got than one brother admitted that Homecoming has her to where she is now, and that's what'U get her to SfSE a. g h,ea^ne "u's k<*P'n8 "s busy. No real the top of (thej Miss UM [contest!." complWnts so far," Olson replied stoically The only sororitjptvith a finalist in the pageant is SomlWJreeks have decided not to participate in Phi Sigma Sigma, tn accomplishment that Phi Sig any of this year s Homecoming events. Though most President Ana Gonzalez, proudly recognizes as their of them cited financial reasons for their lack of first step to victory. involvement, one brother from Sigma Chi, who asked "Sandra Kissanis has a super chance of winning to remain anonymous, expressed a different view. this eventj just as we have a great chance to win We [Sigma Chi| never do Homecoming." he said. Homecoming as a whole," she said. "We're* all s.mZl t.V pa,r"ciPated since 198J. Homecoming working *ery hard to sweep the other sororities off is a bull—t thing, he said. "No one cares who wins their feet." If you don t compete, you can't lose." he added. .Tfee amount of time and hard work involved in .t,UnSLy«n..??t>e^n °' Phi Si8ma S'8ma resents such coordinating the fraternities and sororities does not attitudes. It s being consumed in that 'win win win' overshadow the simple reason why Homecoming is "nil." she «iddefeatS thC Wh°,e Pur^se ofnHomec^m- RHONA A. WISE/Special to the Hurncann held each year. "The main purpose is to go out there and have "It's discouraging to see that the success of fun," comments Adam Schroeder of Alpha Tau Homecoming rests on the shoulders of those few who 4 Omega, "We're giving it our all, and we're having a truly participate in the events. Ho^Miy their Adam Schroeder of Alpha Tau Omega fraternity and Donna Dimaggio at.a great time doing it." energy will make up for those who don't give two little sister initiation — a precursor to Homecoming festivities "With everyone in the frat taking on an active cents about what goes on around them " THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. Nov 15. 1985 Pa-ge 7 Midday events fue^ i:MH*.iimF Homecoming during THE BEST PRICES its spirited week AT SPEC'S *. WINZ-FM to host Mr.i UM coftfest By ARTHUR COPELAND Judging the Mfltfc! contest \S_\ The Twister game was original Hurricone Staff Wriler be Sue Mullani JJie Assaciul ly planned as an attempt at a Dean of Student>«onnel)/*r#h- world record. da Smith (of St«fem Activities), Every day during Homecoming and others. Hosting the festivities week a host of events will take of the Mr. UM contest will be However, according to Robin place on the Student Union Patio. radio station WINZ»fm fl-95). son, "The committee cancelled 's'e that because Georgia Tech broke The championship >vinner will the record with 2,566 people. The Highlighting the week is the be announced at the Homecoming previous record was around 1200 infamous Mr. UM contest on the Ball. by Florida and that we felt we Patio Wednesday at 11:30 a.m. could have broken." The contest is being sponsored by However, the Mr. UM contest is the Undergraduate Student Body merely the ceiMw of a full Government. schedule of competition. For the aerobics class, Robinson says aerobics instructors from one — of the local health clubs will be 'There are talent, interview, and swimsyjt coming in to lead the class. competitions. Mr. UM isn't very serious, but it is The committee has scheduled a chance for all the organizations on campus to eating contests for Thursday. get together and have some fun.' These "U Oughta be a Pig" contests will be sponsored by Frank Jimenez, USBG Velvet Creme and Tony Roma's so there will be doughnut and rib eating contests. USBG's Frank Jimenez said, According to Eric Robinson, the "Any undergraduate student at the Associate Chairman of the Home On Friday at 11 a.m., the University of Miami can enter — coming Executive Committee, Whitten Student Union will be any male student that is. Mr. UM "The committee is going to have rededicated and renamed the is part of Homecoming so usually ballots .so that the students can Whitten University Center. At the you find members of groups come by and vote. There will be a renaming, the University of Miami "competing, especially fraterni contest for the cutest baby. Singers will perform until 11:30 ties/' a.m. Following the ceremony, the UM Concert Jazz Band will play Don't look for a serious competi On Monday at 11:30 a.m., the on the patio until 1 p.m.. tion like the Miss UM pageant, Homecoming Executive Commit said Jimenez. tee has organized "U Ought To Be In Pictures," a competition of UM The overall spirit championship According to Jimenez, "While baby pictures and also a regular Miss UM is a very serious scholar photography contest. for Homecoming also must be ship contest, Mr. UM is a not-so- decided this week. serious pageant. It's really quite "For the photo contest, there funny, in fact. will be prizes such as dinner "Almost every event during certificates, movie passes and oth Homecoming awards points to "There are talent, interview, er things." ward an overall winner for Home and swimsuit competitions. Mr. coming," said Robinson. UM isn't very serious but it is a On Tuesday, the committee will "We also have a trophy for each chance for all the organizations on host a Twister game and an winner such as the parade winner campus to get together and have aerobics class. Both are open to or the winner of Special Events some fun." anyone Interested. Night at the Rathskeller." Emilio Estevez turns screenplay into an on-screen monopoly By JUAN CARLOS COTO when writing for film, he leaves gaping holes in the Hurricane Entertainment Editor story and delivers a disjointed, episodic picture. One key dramatic moment comes when one boy Craig Sheffer is in a bar having an important tells the other his deepest and darkest feelings about conversation with a character. Behind them, suppos life. Guess who gives the speech. That's right, good edly as a background, Emilio Estevez is doing all old Emilio. That one scene, save some clever kinds of cute and funny things at the pool table; the cinematography, plays off the same way an Estevez actor is stealing the scene. moment in The Breakfast Club did, when the actor's "jock" character told about the pressures he faced from his father. Fortunately though, the unstructured plot. Estev Review ez' scene-stealing and the flat, television-like direc tion by Christopher Cain takes all but one thing away This occurrence is all too frequent in That Was from That Was Then ... This is Now. The basic idea of Then ... This is Now, the latest film to adapt the work the film, the story, is a new one in the youth cinema of the well-known young-adult novelist, S.E. Hinton market, or at least it feels new. The story tells of Mark Jennings (Estevez) and Bryon These boys aren't going crazy peeping through Douglas (Sheffer), two friends who grew up as close holes in bathrooms or chasing naked girls around as brothers, but who are suddenly growing further summer camp. And they're also not just afraid of and further apart. , leaving the security of high school. They're afraid of And throughout the pair's ordeal, Estevez runs abandoning a friendship that's stronger and deeper away with every good line and funny moment. This than anything else they've ever had in their lives. is because the actor wrote the screenplay and has That's a nice topic to see handled on film today. obviously found a good way to further his career. Too bad it couldn't have been handled just a little However, in plugging himself, Estevez shows that bit better. Estevez (center) plays a jock in 'The Breakfast Club,' a role very similar to his new character in 'That Was Then ... This is Now • § -<* SPORTS f. Page 8 The Miami Hurricane Friday, Nov. 15, 1985 Exercise equipment comes tip even Coleman tested the Nautilus machines and By ANDREW J. COHEN wheat pizzas have struggled to is the controversy between free out. new methods. < techniques, proto Hurricane Assistant Sports Editor stay in business; many have closed weights and machine-assisted The two types of machine cols and gadgets designed to compared their effect their doors. weight training. From that stems training (Nautilus and Universal produce beneficial results." In today's world, fitness has One vital element in the fitness another controversy' which type equipment) were compared in Dr. Coleman introduced the Nautilus to the Universal gym extended well beyond the varsity craze was the development of of machine-assisted training is A. Eugene Coleman's study "Nau machines from a scientific stand equipment. He found football locker room. The late '70s weight training facilities. Gyms more effective — Nautilus or tilus versus Universal Gym point. marked the beginning of a fitness appeared everywhere, and while Universal? Strength Training in Adult Males" "|The Nautilus machines] are that there was no real craze that was to last through the many made tremendous profits, "There is a mystique about in the American Corrective Thera scientifically designed to produce '80s. The craze affected everyone many could not stand the rough Nautilus that it is better, but it's py Journal. Coleman compared the optimal increases in muscular difference between the from weekend joggers to aerobi- competition. not really any better," said UM two systems to find the most strength, muscular hypertrophy clzed housewives. Although the craze has begun to Strength Coach Bill Foran. effective means of improving mus and flexibility with a minimal results of Universal It seems as if the craze has subside, the effects of the fitness To non-varsity student athletes, cular strength and physique. discomfort (muscle soreness) in a and Nautilus begun to fade out. Health food generation can still be felt in many the Hecht Center Nautilus equip "Throughout the years," Cole relatively brief period of time," stores that opened during the weight rooms across the country. ment is not accessible, which man said, "this interest (in im fitness explosion in order to serve One Important debate that has concerned some students who proving muscular strength and equipment training. concerned athletes for a long time wanted a "better" Nautilus work Please lum to page 9/NAUTILUS bean sprout burgers and whole physique] has generated numerous MJ Levingston has high hopes By ERNESTO VARELA Hurricane Staff Wriler Elizabeth Levingston is, by her own admission, living the best of both worlds. A freshman at the University of Miami, Levingston is the bright future of a UM women's tennis team that already is one of the better organizations in the coun try. The team will be participating in a tournament this weekend on the UM courts on an individual basis along with several other state teams. The choice for Levingston in coming to the UM was not an especially hard one in that she is a native of this area. She was the No. I player on her team at Miami Killlan High School last year. At that point, she limited her choices to Miami and the University of Florida. Both schools offered her scholarships, but she finally decid ed on the UM. "I came here for a lot of GEORGE ALVAREUHurricant Stall reasons," Levingston said. "The weather, the fact that this is a CBS-TV college basketball Billy Packer (left) spends some time with Miami smaller school [than Florida|, and I had heard about the program Coach Bill Foster during Tuesday night's Tip-Off basketball banquet here." Although she lives on campus. Levingston goes home quite often to visit her parents, to get away Packer speaks his wisdom from campus, or just to be away. She likes the UM atmosphere, but like all of us know, a respite at home can do a world of good — Billy Packer talks about Al McGuire, Miami and himself and Levingston knows it. By JOHN BEAULIEU At Tulane, the basketball program was dropped A right-handed, baseline player, Hurricane Sports Edilor because booster members were giving players Levingston welcomes the every money, not to mention other things. day practices that the team has to There was a television commercial that used to be "It's still no reason for some coaches not to be go through. on the air a few years back that told you when E.F. Involved with boosters," Packer said, "because by "This is easier than high school Hutton speaks, people were supposed to listen. being involved with the boosters it gives the players a because now I don't have to go But that was just a television commercial and it chance to know some of the prominent people in the hunting for people to play with didn't have anything to do with a legitimate community. And when the player gets out of school it and I don't have to be responsible television personality like Billy Packer. Packer, the could give him a good start in the business world." as much for my own practice," CBS-TV college basketball color commentator and And about Packer's relationship with the network Levingston said. the man who tells basketball coaches what they're rival color commentator Al McGuire of NBC, Packer doing wrong, was the guest speaker Tuesday night at said there is no rivalry. the Tip-off basketball dinner for the University of Miami men's basketball team. "He knows very little about basketball, but he Levingston and her doubles knows a lot about life," Packer said jokingly. "Really, partner, Susana Rojas, will be Like E.F. Hutton, when Packer spoke people were we are very good friends." participating in the tourney this supposed to listen — and they did. Finally Packer spoke about what he came to speak weekend as squads from the UM, Packer, who played for the Atlantic Coast about — Bill Foster and the new UM men's University of Florida, Florida State Conference's Wake Forest championship team back basketball team. He left with a good impression of University and Rollins will visit. In 1961, spoke briefly of Al McGuire, Bill Foster and the team. The team will compete as individ then finally himself. uals and not for team standings, "You have here one of the finest program builders but it will be an important event "I'm just a Polish kid from Pennsylvania who now in these United States in Bill Foster," Packer said. in helping to determine just how Just happens to live in the South," Packer said. "As "When Bill was in the ACC he put teams on the floor good this year's UM team can be. I'm sure you know, I just live, eat and die for the that could play with anyone. He came to within a world of collegiate basketball." whisker of taking one of his Clemson teams to the Final Four. For Levingston, this weekend How true. But one thing that bothers Packer about will hopefully be a start in the the world of college hoops is the sometimes "tragic" ' NOTES: Among those in attendance at the dinner direction of being a future leader illegal happenings that have occurred. was former UM linebacker and current Miami (IEORGE ALVARE/jHurricane staff of the UM women's tennis team. He pointed out that he was at Tulane University at Dolphin Jay Brophy. Ralph Renick, who recently K u —,, u ,.i_ » . .... • "'stl" on'y iust «ot nere and i the beginning of the week, and added, "I had to be dropped out of the governor's race, also attended. associated with the death of their basketball program James L. Knight, who is part owner of the Freshman Elizabeth Levingston, native of Miami, sun have to get to know the rest because of what happened." He went on to say that Knlght-Ridder newspaper chain and the man respon Ut Tulane will probably never have another college sible for the money to build the on-campus Knight | doesn't have to hunt for competitors anymore ftgSft?„%«"£$&- basketball team because of it. complex, was also honored. Men's golf ready for the big time » » because up to that point the last By JOHN BEAULIEU tournaments of the year is just sity of Florida tournament since it 584. Flori^p went into the final 18 one-over 73 to give the UM a Hurncane s,p t ydllnr time that the UM had won a or s something really exciting," Par started," Parsons said. "But this hole* In tmklead by two shots with third-round total of two-under sons said. "Now we're just waiting tournament was back in 1979 year we can say that we won it ar total of 582 286. for the Doral Tournament next when they won the same Florida and that's something nice." If former University of Miami the final 18 holes, "We all knew what we had to Head Football Coach Howard semester, and we'd like nothing Intercollegiate tourney. The only For two rounds though it did played on the North better than to keep the string other time that Miami has man do going into that final round." Schnellenberger did it, then who look like Florida would take home he par-72 Pelican Bay said Austin, who was recently knows — maybe current UM alive." aged to win the Florida Intercolle the title once again. Going into the giate was way back, 20 years ago, layout, Miami had three subpar named team captain along with men's golf Coach Norm Parsons The tournament win at Pelican third and final round, Miami was rounds of 71 (Scott Medlin, Ronnie Tommy Hearn and McCann can do it, too Bay was UM's second of the in 1964. tied for second place with Florida "It's been pretty much a Univer McCann and Woody Austin). Also, "These guys (his UM teammates| Schnellenberger, who took ovet season. That in itself is significant State — both at eight-over-par Scott Gump chipped in with a already knew what it was like to the Miami football program in come back in the last round, 1979, took only five years to bring because they've done it already |in home a national championship to Lake Geneva |. They've had the South Florida first-hand experience to know And Parsons, who grabbed hold what it was like. For me it was a of the men's golf program in 1980 JV golf gone, but not forgotten little different because I wasn't at after leading the women's team to the other tournament." the NCAA spotlight the year Last year Miami finished in a tie before, iust mi^ht —- emphasize learned a lot from the team. When you can talk to guys like Woody might — be on that same track. By DAVID WOODBURY for seventh In the Florida Intercol Hurricane' .Staff Wnter Austin (third-team All-American], it makes it worthwhile. It's legiate and it was also last season "Hey, who knows," Parsons amazing what they can teach you. If I'm doing well, I can pre-qualify when the men's team had to take said semi-seriously. "Maybe we're In any sport, playing the role of a walk-on can bring on some and possibly play in a tournament." second fiddle to the Top Five on a Howard Schnellenberger conflicting emotions, but it can also be an extremely rewarding F'or Donovatvworking hard to play on the golf team is only a women's team. five-year plan type of thing." experience for an athlete who overcomes great odds and proves his part of the rhallflfi&e he faces at UM. Sometimes he is up at 6 a.m. The problems that Parsons and Maybe. worth to the team. working on hisjBlf, but first and foremost is getting his degree and company had last season were due Regardless of what lies ahead The University of Miami men's golf team is no exception. possibly goingjon to graduate school. to inconsistency and depth, prob during the spring schedule for the In an effort to trim costs, the UM junior-varsity golf team was Next sjrtng we have nine or 10 tournaments, as opposed to lems that Parsons has since been men's team, the fall, which fea eliminated this fall. This action succeeded in unifying the varsity three this.flPI," said Donovan. "I'm getting ready for that |the chance able to alleviate with the additions tured just three tournaments, was team into a more tightly knit unit, but it left a couple of players, good to play fir varsity!" of freshman Medlin and Brevard a complete success. enough for the JV team but perhaps not quite ready to play on AI0t>ugh Donovan has been on the sidelines this fall, he cites the Junior College transfer Gump. The most interesting thing about varsity, on the sidelines team's Current national ranking, the quality of the area golf courses those three tournaments is that the "This year, depth and maturity "They didn't make varsity this fall, but we give them the and tile camaraderie on the team as pluses. are the two big things," Parsons UM won two of them — the Lake opportunity to play with the team, and it's possible that they may "This is one of the best places in the country to play, and being Geneva Tournament in Wisconsin said. "Last year we tried everyone make the team someday," said Coach Norm Parsons. the 10th player on a ranked team is always better than being the 10th in the world at the number four and last weekend's State of Flori player on an unranked team," Donovan said. "We also have a great da Intercollegiate Championship at Junior Mike Donovan, a Psychobiology major, is one of the golf and five spots but there was an team's non-varsity players. He feels that the opportunity to play with — team attitude. The guys will always show you what to do. It's inconsistency factor. This year you Pelican Bay. Fla. The only tourna amazing what they can teach you." ment that the UM hasn't won this a team that is nationally ranked ind closely-knit transcends tj now have a Scott Gump, and then fall was its first of the season — a immediate desire of playing on varsity, although that is obviously,M Going into this week's State Intercollegiate Tournament, the you add a Medlin and a more tournament at the Tournament of his goals. Hurricanes find themselves ranked 18th in the nation. Parsons feels mature Marc Trudeau, Tim Diers Players Club at Eagle Trace. Fla. "There is so much competition, |on the team] the eliminatioTof that this tournament will be the greatest challenge yet for the and Scott Carlson and you have JV has made us all better players." said Donovan. "Persojully, I've surprising team. eight guys competing for the "To have two of the first three varsity spots. THc MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. Nov 15 1986 P-*« 9 Off for a week AP and UPI Top 10 BRIEFLY UM smooths rough spots with week off 1. P*nn St«ta(44) 9-0-0 1. Pann 8lata(34) 9-0-0 2. N*bra*ka(9) 8-1-0 2. Nebra*ka(4) 8-1-0 IN SPORTS By JOHN BEAULIEU Hurricanes have continued to 3. Ohio Stat*(2) 8-1-0 3. Ohio Stata(1) 8-1-0 Hurncane Sports Edilor work freshman Brian Smith as the 4. Air Forc*(2) 10-O-0 4. Air Force(3) 10-0-0 long snapper, since regular snap 5. Iowa 8-1-0 5. Iowa •-1-0 It's been just about a year now per Bruce Fleming is still bothered 6. Miami 8-1-0 6. Oklahoma 5-1-0 Michanovicz wins another tournament since the University of Miami by a knee injury. Also, backup football teafn had the luxury of an center Chris Ley is being used. Ley 7. Oklahcma(2) 6-1-0 7. Miami 8-1-0 Michelle Michanovicz le^Uie women's goll team to a open week during the middle of was the backup long snapper last 8. Michigan 7-1-0 8. Michigan 7-1-0 third place finish in the Pat Bradley Tournament on Key Bis the season. year. 9. Arkansas 8-1-0 9. Arfcanaaa 8-1-0 Last year, the Hurricanes had an "I'm hoping that Fleming will be 10. Oklahoma 7-1-0 10. Oklahoma State 7-1-0 cayne this week. Fourteen teams participated in the event. open date on Nov. 17 — a week well enough to be back [for the Michanovicz, who has won three tournameats this year after the Maryland fiasco, and a Colorado State game] and handle "I'm happy to see Associated Press finally wised up and as an individual, shot the final round TuesdayViith a two- •w%ek before the Boston College the snaps," Johnson said. "But our put us ahead of Oklahoma," UM Head Coach Jimmy Johnson over-par 73 to win the individual competition by an overpow laft-second surprise. So far this first priority would be to correct ering nine-shot margin — an impressive finish against 90 oth year though, the sixth-ranked the problem with the player that said. er golfers. Hurricanes have played every we have right now (Smith). If not, week since the Sept. 7 game we'll make an evaluation on who The University of Miami women's team finished third a against Florida. So, this Saturday's is snapping the ball better, Brian This week in college football: State is undefeated and they're a with a team score of 920. Tulsa won the tourtfaroent withal1 open date gives Miami some time Smith or Chris Ley." Miami's only hope of returning quality football team." and the University of Florida Gators finished second with" ' to catch up on a few things that to the Jan. 1 Orange Bowl is going If things don't fall into place this 913. Duke finished fourth with 925 and North'rjarolina fin Head Coach Jimmy Johnson says to be two-fold this weekend when weekend with the Penn State ished fifth with 935. '•'•' n have to be done. Not only is it the long snapper first, Penn State (undefeated at 9-0 Notre Dame game and the Air "This week off is perfect for al! that causes concern for the UM, and ranked first in the nation in Force-Brigham Young game, then but now, since regular kick holder Miami's chances for the Orange n of us," Johnson said. "It's good for both AP and UPI) goes against Belated birthday wishes ' »•' the coaches and the players. It's David Kintigh is out for the steadily improving Notre Dame Bowl are probably nil, but the nice." remainder of the year, Miami has (6-3); And second, when undefeat other New Year's Day bowls are University of Miami quarterback Vinny Testaverde had Johnson gave the team three to find someone to hold for kicker ed Air Force (ranked fourth in the still interested. Among those days off from practice earlier in Greg Cox. nation) goes up against Brigham bowls still interested: the Sugar his 22nd birthday on Wednesday. On the other $de of the In the Maryland game, backup Young. Penn State is an early Bowl (although they'd rather see a field, men's basketball forward Tim Noblet alfcpjiad his 22nd the week — Sunday, Monday and Tuesday — but he didn't give the quarterback Geoff Torretta had one-point favorite, while Air Force Big Ten team), the Fiesta Bowl and birthday — his birthday was Thursday. whole team that time off. The that duty. This week in practice is a one-and-a-half point underdog the Cotton Bowl. kicking team, which has been though, wide receiver Brian to the No. 17-ranked Cougars of Nine game statistics: about as steady this season as the Blades, who held kicks when he BYU. Through nine games this season. Men's basketball signs early recruit Dolphins and Dan Marino, was played at Piper High School in The Hurricanes will be sitting Vinny Testaverde has thrown for Fort Lauderdale, is being given a University of Miami men's basketball team Announced busy at work earlier in the week. by the television set on Saturday 2,637 yards and 14 touchdowns. The reason: Johnson remains close look at. hoping that both Penn State and Last season through nine games. the signing of 6-7 forward Limuel Howard, of Freoferick concerned that one bad snap or "I don't think anyone realizes Air Force lose. If that were to UM's Bernie Kosar had thrown for Douglas High in Atlanta. Ga. ii kick could very possibly one day the importance of the people we happen it wouldn't guarantee the 2,502 yards and 16 touchdowns. As a junior last seajcn, Howard averaged 19points a cost Miami a game. So far it have injured (Fleming and Kin- UM an invitation to the Orange Alonzo Highsmith leads the UM game and 11 rebounds.^j » J hasn't, but as Johnson said, "If you tigh|," Johnson said. "When you Bowl, but it would surely tighten ground game with 398 yards on Howard is the first Miami recruit to commit/turing the have 10 perfect snaps and only one have a new deep snapper and a the race for the Orange Bowl. 100 carries. Warren Williams is new holder it really threw off "It wouldn't disappoint me to next with 373 on 68 carries, fall early signing period. » bad one it can become glaring and the kind of thing that can cost you Greg Cox, so we have been see a couple of those teams lose." followed by Melvin Bratton (240 f the ballgame." working this week on the kicking Johnson said in a downplayed on 54 carries) and Darryl Oliver —JOHN BKAULIEU, ANDREW J. COHEN During practice this week, the game." tone. "Right now though Penn (236 on 56 carries). Nautilus and Universal weights show same gain Nautilus subjects did only one set of each exercise while the Universal in any of the strength measures." said Coleman. "The Nautilus and From page S/NAUTILUS subjects did multiple sets of each exercise. This challenged the need to Universal gym were similarly effective for increasing muscular said Coleman. "A systeltfo^ f weights, sprockets, perform multiple sets of exercise while using Nautilus equipment. strength." and chains ... various pieces of apparatus ... called Nautilus machines The Important factor in the experiment was not the number of sets Similar results were also found for changes in body composition. appear to be scientifically sound," he concluded.\ but the total time devoted to the strength training, which was equivalent "The changes in body composition were nearly identical for the Coleman tested the Nautilus machines and compared their effect to In both sets of Individuals. One of the important assumptions that stems two groups," Coleman said. "Absolute and relative body fat decreased the Universal gym equipment effect. His purpose was to test their ability from Coleman's study is that muscle growth is dependent on training while lean weight increased significantly in both groups." to affect a change in muscular strength and body composition. time — not the number of sets that an athlete does. Basically, the meaning of the study to students at the University of I He had male students at the University of Texas devote 40 minutes Coleman found significant increases in strength for all individuals Miami is simple: it doesn't matter whether you train on Universal or three times a week to strength training. The training lasted for a period in both groups In the experiment. of 10 weeks. One test group used Nautilus machines and the other used There was no real difference between the results of the Universal Nautilus equipment. If you stick to a regular, set exercise program, you Universal gym equipment. and Nautilus equipment training. will develop muscular strength and improve body composition. 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