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VOLXVIII,NO. 121 the independent student newspaper sen·ing notre dame and saint mary's WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4, 1984 Mondale wins in New York
Associated Press campaign) spent maybe three times, The victory was dramatic maybe four times as much money as evidence that Mondale had com NEW York - Walter F. Mondale we did," Mondale said. "But pleted a comeback in the won the New York presidential Americans weren't looking at that. Democratic fight, and an indication primary election yesterday night Citizens of New York were asking that Hart's "new ideas" candidacy and claimed the victory he needed that key question (who would make faces difficulty in the weeks ahead. to regain command over Sen. Gary a better president), and I think that's Hart, who campaigned yesterday Hart in the race for the Democratic why we won." in Pennsylvania, next week's stop on presidential nomination. With S 7 percent of the vote in, it the election calendar, must move "We had a very good day today in was: swiftly if he is to stall his rival's drive New York," Mondale said. Mondale, 527,802 or 49 percent. for the nomination. "Apparently we did well across the Hart, 221.401, 53 percent. Only three weeks ago, Hart's can board." Jackson, 99,053, 1 S percent. didacy was on a roll, winning several Based on polling-place inter The rest was scattered among early primaries and caucuses. views, the television networks said Democratic dropouts. But Mondale quit campaigning as Hart was in a closer-than-expected Wisconsin Democrats held a a serenely confident front-runner contest for second place with the "beauty contest" primary Tuesday. and became the aggressor in the Rev. Jesse Jackson. in advance of next Saturday's race, moving on to defeat Hart in the Jackson was polling exceptionally caucuses when 78 convention Illinois primary two weeks ago and well in New York City, apparently delegates arc at stake. taking aim in New York. winning about 80 percent of the With 81 percent of the state's Hart said New York was not that black vote. 3,550 precincts reporting, Hart led critical to his chances for the Some 252 convention delegates Walter F. Mondale, 45 percent to 42 nomination, and he already was The: Obs~rvc:r/Carol Gales were at stake - the biggest single percent, and CBS news predicted looking ahead to Pennsylvania Senior Dave McAvoy, representing Reuben Askew for the Mock state prize so far and, next to Califor that the Colorado senator would But New York is the kind of state Convention, conveys Askew's views on the national defense policy. nia, the largest of the year. win. that a Democrat must carry to defeat The debate took place last night in the Hayes-Healy Auditorium on "In New York, they (the Hart Hart had 242,812 votes to President Reagan next fall, and the the eve of the Mock Convention. Mondale's 225,797. The Rev. Jesse Mondale victory would blunt Hart's Jackson was a distant third with claim that only he can capture the 56,589 or II percent. White House for the Democrats. Candidates take stands in debate President Reagan-Yes was piling up 93 percent of the vote in the Wis· While there are still hundreds of ByJOHN GORLA to make a statement to the nation." Jackson, represented by Griffin, consin GOP primary. Reagan-No had delegates to be chosen, each state 7 percent. There was no GOP line on that Mondale wins makes it that News Staff On the issue of national defense asserted that present defense policy and foreign policy, all candidates, is "Lacking in human rights and the the ballot in New York. much more difficult for Hart. Speaking through the mouth of except for Jesse Jackson, agreed that worth of individuals." Jackson student representative Piper Griffin, America must increase its defense recommends that we address the Jesse Jackson was the only one of the spending, though the amount of in- issue that is at hand by initiating talks Halls to vote on allowing eight Democratic presidential can crease differed among the can- between the Soviet Union and the didates to call for reduced defense didates. United States. 0-C commissioner on HPC spending at last night's pre-mock All candidates stressed that the Gary Hart's defense policy, convention debate. U.S. must take the initiative with· presented by Bernie Pellegrino, was By KEITH HARRISON,JR. voting powers. The commissioner's The debate took place last night regard to nuclear arms reductions centered around a modified bilateral StaffReporter senate seat was abolished at the Stu before a large crowd of delegates, and nuclear arms talks/treaties. Also, freeze and the elimination of des dent Senate meeting Monday night. supporters, and interested on the candidates strongly opposed tabilizing nuclear weapons such as The process of making the off In other business, Ombudsman lookers in the Hayes-Healy Center defense projects such as the B-1 multiple warhead missiles. Accord campus commissioner a member of Henry Sienkiewicz discussed the auditorium. bomber and the MX missile. ing to Hart, "Better is better, but we the Hall President's Council entered recently-installed message boards in Bill Healy, chairman of the plat Representing Reubin Askew, need a leaner military defense sys its second stage last night at the HPC the dining halls. He also outlined the form committee, said this debate Dave McAvoy said that Askew tern with cost effective weaponry." meeting. process for advertising on the was held to, "Put a stance behind pledges, "A distinction between real Mike Brogioli illustrated Walter This stage involves individual hall boards. All messages should be sub each face," and to inform the Notre peace and imaginary peace." As- Mondale's defense plan with th<;: ratification of the proposal. "Each of mitted at least two days before the Dame students of where each can kew's says the U.S. must show readi- phrase, "It is an obligation to our age the halls must vote on the issue," desired advertising date. didate stands on issues such as ness and strength in world politics. to keep peace." Mondale sees a need said Student Body Vice President Sienkiewicz said that individual defense, and education. Joe Malvezzi, a dynamic speaker, for a strengthened NATO alliance Cathy David. "If two-thirds of the dorms may use the board to Although some of the candidates delivered Ernest Hollings' beliefthat with our allies playing a larger part halls accept the proposal, it will publicize hall events. Walsh presi have dropped out of the national the draft should be instituted to in- than they previously have. Mondalc become part ofthe Constitution." dent Gretchen Froehlke asked if race for the Presidency, the crease our manpower in Europe, is also directly opposed to President The proposal would only give the advertising for events involving al representatives here have decided and that students who don't register Reagan's 'Star Wars' defense policy. OC commissioner a seat on the HPC; cohol would be prohibitted. "You to continue campaigning, as Healy with the selective service should be the HPC then would determine said, "To allow Notre Dame students denied any loans. see DEBATE, page 5 whether or not he would have see HPC, page 6
The Five Horsemen of Notre Dame
A group of ultra-preppies, books in band and calculators on belt, take a break from their demanding studies to go horse back riding at the Diamond-D Rancb in Cassopolis, Michigan. The group is the infamous Bookstore Basketball team the "Esophagus Constrictors," who will once again demonstrate their superb athletic talent in a first round game against Gerry Fausfs team, "Old Men on the Block," Tuesday at 6:15p.m. on Bookstore Court Nine. Left to right are David Proulx, joseph Aiu, Mark English, David Sul livan, and Michael Demcbsak.
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'X\\.\\"-: ... x~~:-- ..\\ ·~·:v.·. ·.·.-;·.·:. ·. ·. · ' . TheObse~r Wednesday, Apri14, 1984- page 5 Launch team prepares for shuttle countdown Associated Press der Robert Crippen. "Everything is going well and we believe we will CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - Five get off on time." astronauts who will fly the I I th The countdown begins this morn space shuttle flight arrived at Cape ing, aiming for a liftoff at 8:'>9 a.m. Canaveral yesterday as the launch EST friday. team prepared for a countdown that Veteran space traveler Crippen will send Challenger on a bold will be making his third shuttle trip. satellite rescue and repair mission. Other crewmen, all rookies, arc "The satellite is up there, all ready pilot Dick Scobee and mission for us to go get it," rookie astronaut specialists James van Hoften and George Nelson told reporters after Terry Hart. the crew flew here in three T-38 jets Crippen will guide Challenger in from their training base at the to an orbit 30'i miles up, highest yet Johnson Space Center in Houston. for a shuttle, so he can track down a Nelson has the risky assignment of wobbly, slowly spinning science flying free of the orbiting shuttle, satellite named Solar Max, which maneuvering with a jet-powered failed I 0 months after it was backpack to capture the disabled launched in 1980. payload. Challenger is to come home on "We're looking foward to another April 12, landing at Cape Canaveral spectacular launch," said comman- after six days in orbit. Helping out The Observer/Carol Gales Senior joe Bilik lends a helping band to Nurse Fern teer work at the hospital in conjunction with a class, Marine veteran saves Whitaker changing bedsheets at the Elkhart General "Clinical Internship." Hospital. Bilik and thirteen other students do volun- boy in burning building Associated Press minutes before we could get to him. But then I just grabbed him. There Mondale again at the fore in race, BOSTON - A marine Vietnam was smoke everywhere." veteran with three children of his Raynor climbed to the roof level own says he "didn't have time to 20 feet above the street, grabbed a but divisions split Democratic party think" before climbing up the side of section of gutter with one hand and a burning building to rescue a the youth, Mike Tandy, with the Associated Press with a strong blue-collar union vote backers said that if Mondale is the screaming 9-year-old boy. other, lowering him to the hands of that always made the state look like a Democratic nominee they either others below. NEW YORK - Walter Mondale's Mondale stronghold. will not vote in November or will "I just tried to keep the kid calm," strong victory in New York put him "I wouldn't go so far as to say you support Reagan. said Osmyn Raynor, 39, an apart "The kid was pretty excited," in front of the topsy-turvy could rule him (Hart) out," said If Hart comes out of San Francisco ment manager who had been Raynor said. "He wanted to jump off Democratic presidential race but New York Gov. Mario Cuomo, a as the winner next July, 41 percent walking past the building Monday the roof. I've been scared before, but there were sign of division and dis Mondale supporter. "It's going to be of the Mondale voters on yesterday when the fire hit. "It was a couple of I didn't have time to think. enchantment that could eventually much more difficult from here on in said they will stay at home or back benefit Ronald Reagan. for Sen. Hart." Reagan. tion campaign. All candidates see a Coalition politics works in the "This is just one night .. .it's still a Some of that bitterness will fade, great need for a revision of the Empire State, and Mondale's appeal marathon," said Mondale in claiming but it signals trouble in an underdog Debate American educational system with a among union members and Jews victory. challenge to Reagan. The obvious renewed emphasis on science, math, overwhelmed Gary Hart. The early But why is it a marathon? a big answer for Mondale, if he is the continued from page I foreign languages, and computers. returns left it unclear whether the reason is that neither contender has nominee, would be to have Hart as High on Jackson's priority list are Rev. Jesse Jackson was getting the developed strong, positive support. his running-mate. John Glenn's policy, presented by student loans, grants, and fellow massive outpouring of black support Each benefits from votes cast against If Hart is the nominee it's far Alan Gates, stresses reducing ships to support those who are he needed. his opponent. . u).J.J ·~l' fetched to assume he could con nuclear arsenals, enforcing the "Willing to try to make it." Jackson Preliminary results of the ABC "Large numbers of Hart voters vince Mondale to try for another nuclear non-proliferation treaty, and asserts that students are vital to the news poll of voters said Mondale got don't like Mondale and vice versa," four years as vice president just for involving all nations in arms control growth of any society and that the support of 58 percent of Jews said Jeff Alderman, polling chief for the sake of party unity. talks. Glenn's policy calls for an im education should be available to and 44 percent of the votes from ABC news. "What you've got there is But once again, Mondale looks mediate freeze of nuclear arms everyone regardless of race, color, union households. That's the way a softness among the Democratic like a winner, a return to the heady production and pressing our allies creed, or economic standing. the Mondale coalition was supposed electorate for either one of these days before the New Hampshire into assuming an equitable share of Hart supports an American to work but didn't in the early going. guys." primary, when Hart pulled the upset nuclear arms reduction. Defense Education Act that will Now Gary Hart is in trouble as the ABC's exit poll of New York that started Mondale on a slide that Education is turning into one of provide for increased concentration battleground shifts to Pennsylvania voters said 49 percent of the Hart had him on the verge of extinction. the biggest issues in the 1984 elec- in math, science, and foreign lan guages and improved teacher train ing. Also, Hart feels the need for a I ~------~\ High Tech Morale Act to establish University Food Services and expand high tech instruction. 1 1 JOHN MARSHALL Mondale believes illiteracy is a 1 Oak Room Cafeteria I national problem. His plan calls for LAW SCHOOL SI I billion in aid to students and in stitutions and a national policy of I Needs Student Workers 1 1393 Peachtree st., N.E., Atlanta GA 30309 merit-based fellowships. I I APPLICATIONS NOW TAKEN According to Glenn's platform February, June, September admissions ."International competition puts a Various Hours Available Day or Evening Classes premium on long-term investments I I John Marshall Law School admits without in our educational system." Glenn 1 To Fit Your Schedule I regard to national or ethnic origin. has set a goal of universal literacy in APPROVED FOR VETERANS science and math. I I Askew claims that he was the first Graduation from John Marshail meets the requirements Southerner to promote desegrega tion in public schools. His plan in I I :for admission to the Bar Examination in Georgia and Indiana Apply Oak Room Cafeteria I cludes: increased financial and only. vocational support to students; and a I\ South Dining Hall I (404) 872·3593 stronger requirement for reading, writing and arithmetic. Hollings' approach to education involves providing greater incentive ~------' ,.. for people to return to teaching with 1984 ·1985 a $'i,OOO increase in base pay for Notre Dame Science Quarterly teachers and increased funding for l student loans. Hollings takes a is now accepting applications for both paid and un strong stand against tuition tax credits saying that they "Destroy paid positions. (We encourage any interested stu public schools." dent to apply. No experience is necessary.) Although only two issues were posed to the representatives of each Address applications to: candidate, the debate was deemed a · Q t 1 success by Healy. The debate N0 t re Darne SClence uar er Y allowed each candidate to have his College of Science views aired to the Notre Dame stu- Notre dame, In 46556 dents. On Friday, the election will be Deadline: April13, 1984 held to determine the democratic For more information call: nominee for the Mock Convention. Although some candidates have Michael Torchia 239-5757 dropped out of the national race, .._ D!3nise Spring 283-1293 .....il students may still vote for any can- IIII___ •llll!l!llll!l.. 'lllf! ..': .... :· .. ""~".~. IIJI!!,III!!,IIIll!~·-·""·"'··!l!l!l!l.. ili!.lll!llll!l••"'• ... ~Oate. ~ I ' I~ The Observer Wednesday, April4, 1984- page 6 Report blames HUD for run-down housing Associated Press of control over maintenance" at the public housing authority in Newark, W ASIIIN<;TON - Poor main N.J., "has caused deterioration to the tcnann~ programs arc partly n·spon point of a .H percent vacancy rate." siblc~ fi>r tlcplorablt: Jiving Lintlquist said that the report contlitions in 16 financially troubkd showed that despite the existence of public housing authorities, an autlit "unoccupkd. uninhabitable uni rdcaM:d yesterday concludes. ts ... these units continue to receive Problems uncovc~rnl between the same operational subsidy as if Dccembn 198.2 and March 1984 in they were in fact providing shelter somt· cases "wtTe so severe and per· for needy households." vasin· that the overall manage Lindquist said the department mt·nt ... appeared dthc:r incapabk hopes to reduce a housing author or unwilling" of coping with them. ity's incentive for keeping units tht· rt·port said. It was contlucted hy vacant over a long period of time by tht· inspector gt~neral of the Depart reducing the subsidy for vacant uni mt·nt of !lousing anti llrban ts. Ikvdopnll'nl. "Poor planning and maintenance Tht· rt·port accused HUD of "not wert· responsible for premature t•nti>rcing policies, not aggressivdy deterioration of housing units promoting llt'l'tkd changes anti not kading to deplorable living condi obtaining sufficient analytical data tions and later to high vacancy on which 10 hast: decisions." rates," the report found. "The hulk of the .2,800 PIIAs The audit shows eight of the 16 (public housing authorities) housing authorities have excessive opt·ratt· dtkkmly anti dft·ctivdy," vacancies and urges local initiatives Ill I() assistant Secrt·tary for Pub I ic to t1x up or get rid of units that are anti Indian !lousing Warren T. falling apart. Lindquist said on a written statc Other problems: mt·nt. -Lack of effective collection and lnvestigawrs fountl that tht· "lack eviction poliies. Tenants owe PIIAs substantial amounts of unpaid rent. -Poor tenant screening. GMwins -Insufficient steps to reduce The Observer/Carol Gales energy costs or pass along increased Thank you, thank you costs to tenants. -Failure to perform energy Senior Laurs McEvoy, from Badin Hall, bows after torium yesterday. Graduate student Liz Weisbrod around in audits or implement energy con giving a senior piano recital in the Annen burg Audi- acted as page turner. X-car fight servation measures. A.<1soclated Press
W ASIIINGTON - The brake sys THIS OLD HOUSE tem on General Motors Corp.'s 1980 X·cars rcflet·ts innovation and a PIZZERIA & PUB good design choice by the "BRUNO'S" automakcr's engineers, an attorney teawnnq for GM contcndt·tl y~stertlay. THIS WEDNESDAY ONLY 111\1, ..• ~ Thomas Gottschalk, representing V\l.tlt",l llthll)f ,, GM, won atlmissions from an expert BRUNO will deliver "'"' "'""' DI,O 7 to,.Hl) ~!lit "dN~ITI'1 I'• witness for the government that a 16" pizza '""M" ceco•s several imernal GM tlocuments indi with 1 topping Cc("~~~~~~~ cate tht· company's engineers made for only $5.95 'l'l'l r ·1<1 11£\TRAl Mo!ol'lr)LJVRI'o a point of implementing new design OIIIGO fOtKGf' Each additimial topping Kl.ALJ\ NOMI f00\.0, HOLLAND ft:atures to make tht· cars' brakes '" lOAM 15ft safe. $1.00 extra 11:30 GM is hdng tried in li.S. District Court on government charges that it Order 1--$1 off total price put the 19HO X-cars on the market Order 3--$1 off total price even though it knew they contained 4 or more--$3 off total price design deti:cts that could cause the autos to fishtail and swerve during stops, espt·t:ially on wet surfaces. Mon- Tl:a.urs Fri- Sat 277-4519 Tht· cars in question include the 4..JOPM Unti112 am Open Sunday 19HO Chevrokt Citation, Pontiac We're "Puffin' On The Ritz" Phot·nix, Oldsmobile Omega and 4-10 pm Buick Skylark. 277-4519 For Formals, Proms, and Graduation! The government wants all 1.1 mil lion 19HO X-cars recalled and Shear Dimensiqns where 'Fashion Fits' repaired and GM fined S4 million. Your 'Special' Needs for Your Big Occasion! GM maintains the cars were proper ly designt·d ami that they have an ex cdknt track record for safety on the and Sunshine Promotions roads. The expert witness, Robert lld lmuth, chis:f of tht· defects evalua tion division in the National Ritz Highway Traftk Safety Administra Reg. Special tion. agrn·d that the documents in An Individually Designed dkatt·d (;M t·ngint-crs Wt'fe working 19 14 to neatt· a t·ar with features gt·an·d Cut and Style toward ilkal braking. Men's Cut and Style 13 8 The non-juf}· trial hdi>rt· Judgt· Glossing or Jazzing to Thomasjack:-.on t·ntt·red its 1-Hh day add color lilites 15 10 yt·stnday and was expt't'ted to con Perms for body or 'Super' 35 22.50 tinut· for st·vt·ral wet·ks. Dooper' Curls Includes Cut and Style and up and up Hot Oil Manicure 6 4.50 Corium Facial 15 Receive a tree Complexion Bar HPC $7Value continued from page I
can get around that by saying JON .-.NOf'RSON CHRIS SQUIRI! TREVOR A AlliN ALAN WHITE TONY KAYf 'refrt·shmt•nts will ht· served,' " Sienkkwicz said. IIPC Chairman Mike Carlin ex Thursday, April 26 8:00P.M. plained the dday of the University Notre Dame A.C.c. alcohol policy announcement. "I spokt· to Fr. Bt·auchamp. and ht· said All Seats Reserved $12.50 Treat yourself to the best! that the proposal has been examined Tickets on sale at the A.C.C. Box Office. Sears (University Park Mall, by tht· University officers," Carlin Elkhart and Michigan City). Robertson's (South Bend, Town and Book your appointment now·_ 234-6767 said. "They haVt· sent it to the Uni Country and Concord Mall). Elkhart Truth. J.R.'s Music Shop (Mention Ad and your occasion) versity trustees, and we can expt-ct a (laPorte). St. Joseph Bank (Main Office). World Record (Goshen). response from them somt•time M.u.sic Magic _(Benton Harbor) and Karma Records (Ft. Wayne). We're 'Puttin On The Ritz' thru May 31 .•. 1984 around April I j." ~i~~~_()__ l_._ll __ t ______w_e_dn_e_sda-y,_Ap-ri-14-,1-98_4 ___pa_~_7 Realizing a more equitable tax system
It is certain, given the size of the deficit, that don't gain a pound. No tax could be too exor not have bad backs, who have children who you know what I mean, you wouldn't have to sooner or later taxes will be raised. What has bitant for them. In fact, there should be a sur do their homework without being asked, who pay. not been decided, though, is what sort of taxes charge for every time they look up from can sleep through the night, who can drink all Men with truly mellifluous voices should be these will be - income or something else. But something like a banana split and say, "I don't they want without getting drunk, who stay in taxed. These men have a distinct advantage one thing is clear: I will not be able to avoid know why it is. I just can't gain weight." Tax shape without exercising, who can eat any over the rest of us since everyone li">tens to paying them. There will be no height require 'em! thing without getting heartburn, who dance what they have to say even though they usual· ment for this tax. effortlessly, who go grey around the temples ly have nothing to say. l would levy a tax also Similarly, people with really manageable But there should be. For too long this but nowhere else and who think there is t no on men who can wear suspenders without hair should be taxed. These are people who country has been taxing people on their thing stupid about wearing lime-green pants them slipping off their shoulders when they can come out of a swimming pool, say with little whales on them. sit down. "down!" to their hair and make it assume what I would also tax men with either two last l would tax people with truly perfect skin, they call in the Army "the proper position." ln Richard Cohen names or two first names - McGeorge people who are considered wise merely be some cases, these are the same people who Bundy, Clifton Daniel. To save paperwork, I cause they have no sense of humor and, of can have their hair cut without it looking like might just tax all Episcopalians. course, people who have no sense of humor. The Cohen column they just had their hair cut. A steep tax for that. My scheme is still in rough form and I am For women, blonde hair should be taxed. A truly fair government would levy a tax on not sure if I would allow tax credits for per· Natural blondes, of whom there are precisely ability to pay, rather than on who they are. people who have no trouble tanning. I am sonal characteristics that erode with age - six in the country, would pay a minimum tax. Take, for instance, tall people. They have ad· referring to those of you who simply go to the like the balding depreciation allowance. I do A heavier tax, though, would be levied on vantages money can't buy. Tall men get all the beach, run out into the sun, run right back into know, though, that taxing what you are would dyed blondes. You want to be blonde? You girls, sec better at the movies, block the view the shade - and get a tan. have three wonderful benefits. It would want to have more fun? You ought to pay for it. of people behind them, are better suited for I can not tell you how much these people eliminate the national debt, be truly equitable most ~ports and command respect from deserve to be taxed. The tan tax should be I would not tax all natural advantages. For and - most important of all - it would not peoplq who, like the Pentagon, confuse size steep - and it should decline for each day you instance, youth would not be taxed since it is cost me a cent. with authority. stay in the sun and do not get a tan. A good squandered on the young who do not know Slim people should also be taxed. I am not case of sun poisoning would earn you a tax what they have anyway. I might tax adults referring here to people who starve and sweat rebate, but you would have to pay through the who did not have acne or braces as a kid, since Richard Cohen is a nationally syndicated to stay slim. I am talking about those people teeth for a tan you sport in the winter. this is an advantage they carry all through life. columnist for the Washington Post Writers who do nothing, eat anything they want, and I would also levy a tax on people who do You could call it the happy childhood tax. If Group. P. 0. BoxQ
Either all students should be offered the whole class, not four members of it. woman is an especially sensitive one at our The football beef choice of deciding how to conduct them LarryHau two Catholic schools. Our attitudes are very selves and fulfill their religious obligations, or Stanford Hall important and do influence others. If we con Dear Editor: none should. I suggest the former; after all, tinue to attach a stigma to pregnant women, is Several weeks ago, an editorial appeared in we're all big boys and girls now! it any wonder that the abortion clinic profits? The Obseroer; although I have since forgotten Andre Hutchinson the title and the author, its subject is fresh in Sophomore Expectant _mothers It is time that we not only realize this situa my memory. Please allow me to briefly tion, but also that we see what a courageous describe its content, in order to jog the Dear Editor: act it is for a woman to carry a pregnancy to memory of the other readers. Although I agree with the sentiment of the term. The obstacles of doing so are great in The editorial in question concerned the The senior's fellow March 27th "Come to Paradise, come to Notre today's society, and they are further com Lenten practices of our University, and the im Dame" article, I think its analysis of campus pounded in an environment like that of Notre positions that are forced upon the students, Dear Editor: life was somewhat naive and insensitive. The Dame. thus removing any possibility of our making Four members of the senior class have author stated: "There are many things lacking A pregnant Notre Dame or Saint Mary's decisions for ourselves concerning our taken a lot upon themselves in deciding that at Notre Dame. Among them are: heavy drug woman is not dismissed from school or her religious obligations. the rest of us should not be allowed to vote for use, longhair, expectant mothers, and campus dormitory, rather, she is supported. It is my The author's argument centered around the Harold B. Augustine for Senior Fellow. riots." deep hope that fellow students and the faculty fact that the dining halls simply do not serve According to Mike James, "He fails to meet The statement of "expectant mothers" is would likewise receive a pregnant woman meat at all on Fridays, which is a fine example the criteria established by the committee." particularly disturbing because we do have with compassion, respect, and understanding. of the point mentioned above: the University Apparently he feels that Mr. Augustine has not pregnant women on campus, and -fur Otherwise, we are all guilty of contributing to is making those decisions concerning "directly affected the lives of the senior class thermore, it fosters the common attitude that abortion and casting stones when the woman religious obligations for us. members and provided them with inspiration there is something shameful in recognizing needs the most support. What satisfaction is there for a Catholic stu to reach for higher ideals." The director of this. john May dent in observing a religious obligation when food services does, however, meet this re The situation of an unwed, pregnant Senior he or she has no choice in the matter? What quirement. about those students at Notre Dame who Mike revealed his real reason for removing aren't Catholic? Aren't we old enough to Mr. Augustine from the ballot when he said, decide for ourselves when the point in ques "We were concerned that the vote was some tion concerns such matters? what of a farce or that it had been taken too Giving the University the benefit of the lightly. To keep this a serious matter we had to doubt, I'll offer as a possible answer "maybe define more clearly why some seniors wanted not;" maybe we're not old enough to decide him on the ballot." for ourselves (although we are supposedly The Senior Fellow Committee made two young adults being prepared for the "real false assumptions. The first is that they know world") and, if that is the case, should be what the students' reasons were for voting for thankful that someone is protecting us and Harold B. Augustine. By their own standards, looking out for our best interests. he should be on the ballot if only two students In light of these considerations, I would like had "legitimate" reasons for supporting Mr. to sharr with the rest of the student body a bit Augustine. of information which I found to be quite The second is that the committee has a right ludicrous and hypocritical. Last Friday, March to determine whether a student's reasons for 30th, the football team was offered meat, supporting a candidate are legitimate. No along with fish, at their training table for din voter should have to explain his reasons for ncr. his vote. Why is the football team granted this It is apparent to me that Mr. Augustine is a preferential treatment? Are they any different good Christian. I think the committee would or any better than the rest of the student agree with this. Therefore he should be on the body? I think not. My disapproval is not with ballot. If the seniors don't choose a Senior Fel the football team in any way, but, rather, with low for the "right reasons," that's too bad. the inconsistency in University policy. Senior Fellow still should be chosen by the
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Column space is available to all members of the Viewpoint Editor ...... Dave Grote community, and the free expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters, Features Editor ...... Mary Healy Founded November 3, 1966 is encouraged. Photo Editor ...... Pete Laches The Observer Wednesday, April4, 1984- page 8 Former Royals Arbitrator rules for reinstatement Associated Press the arbitrator had made no dedsion terim rl·quirc: the continuance of the on the grievance of another former suspension." NEW YORK - A baseball ar Royal, Willie Aikens, who also was All three players wen: convicted bitrator has ruled that suspended suspended for a year subject to the last November in federal court in players Willie Wilson and .Jerry Mar same provision. Aikens was traded Kansas City, Kan., of attemptnl pos tin should be reinstated on May 1 S, to Toronto. session of t·ocaine. They wen· tined the commissioner's otftce an and ordert·d to spend three months nounced yesterday. Bloch, who handles grievances as in federal prison. Another timner The ruling came after Wilson, of part of baseball's collective bargain Royal. pitcher Vida Blue. latcr the Kansas City Royals. and Martin, a ing agreement with the union, said pleaded guilty to charges of posses former Royal who had been working the reinstatement would stand sion. but, at the request of the out with the New York Mets, filed a "unless he (Kuhn ) finds that aspects prosccutor, Kuhn's otftce ddayed grievance of one-yt·ar drug suspen of their individual behavior in the in- action in that case. sions levied by Commissioner Bowie Kuhn last Dec. 15. At that time, Kuhn sad he would Baltimore city council review the 'players' cases on May 1 5 with possible reinstatement coming no sooner than that date. Kuhn made attempts to stop Colts no guarantees the players could resume playing at that time. Associated Press commonly used in land dealings Impartial arbitrator Richard I. involving public property. Bloch made his decision after three BALTIMORE - The scene of the The city of Oakland is currently days of closed-door hearings last legal battle between Colts' owner under the same type of litigation to month in Tampa, Fla. Robert Irsay and the National Foot get their once-Oakland Raiders from "While my decision of last year ball team's Baltimore fans remains Los Angeles. made provision for review of the undecided. Irsay along with the Indianapolis suspensions on May 1 5, I very much Joshua R. Treem, a local attorney Mayor William Hudnut was greeted The Observer/Carol Gales regret that Mr. Bloch did not find it for the Baltimore Football Club Inc., by a cheerful crowd Monday at the Seventy-four college players and players-to-be were invited by appropriate to leave it up to me to fLied a petition Monday to have the 61,300-seat Hoosier Dome. Irsay the Amateur Basketball Association ofthe USA to the Olympic Bas decide the nature of my May 15 case heard in federal court instead of told the crowd of 15,000 he might ketball Team tryouts yesterday, but Notre Dame swingman Tom review and the date of their Baltimore Circuit Court since it in have kept the team in Baltimore if Sluby was not among them. Digger Phelps says Sluby is concentrat reinstatement," Kuhn said in a state volves parties from different states. Maryland Gov. Harry Hughes had ing on his studies for the remainder of the year. Story on page 12. ment. Treem also asserted that the amount not pushed an eminent domain bill The commissioner's office said "in controversy" exceeds S 10,000. through the state legislature. Irsay said he made up his mind to More than $19.5 million The legal fight stems from the move the Colts when "I woke up recent move by the Colts to In one day and saw the governor had dianapolis. The Colts loaded their put a bill (eminent domain) through Goodyear ordered to pay damages belongings into moving vans last the legislature which I think is week and headed for Indianapolis. against anything in the United States, Associated Press vious marriage all(.ged that a Donohue estate lives in Lincoln, But Baltimore City Council then that people have freedom." defective tire caused the accident took nearly seven weeks to com passed a bill to impose an order of Irsay was shielded from reporters PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A Superior and that both Goodyear and Penske plete. eminent domain to stop the move. by the police and state aides as he Court judge ruled yesterday that the were negligent. During the case, several of the The bill would block the move of the made his speech. A Hudnut aide told Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co. must Goodyear maintained there was racing profession's top drivers were Colts to Indianapolis by condemn the Baltimore Sun threats against Ir no manufacturing defect and that pay more than S 19.5 million In called to testify. Both sides ing the team. Baltimore could then say's life had been made in both Bal damages to the family of race car the tire failed when it hit a piece of presented an array of witnesses that buy the Colts from Irsay. timore and Chicago, where his main driver Mark Donohue because a metallic "debris" on the track. The gave conflicting testimony on the Eminent domain is a legal concept offices are located. defective tire the company made company also claimed Donohue condition of the tire and the race contributed to Donohue's death. should have known the risks in track. Both Goodyear and the Penske volved in Formula One racing and After the verdict, David W. Car Win a trip to sunny San Diego! Corp., the owner of the Formula that he occasionally showed erratic roll, a lawyer for Goodyear, said the One racer Donohue was driving driving behavior. company would appeal to the state Announcing ... A Suitcase Party when he crashed at the 1975 Penske claimed it had no respon Supreme Court. Thurs. April 5th at Lee's Austrian Grand Prix, were found by sibility in the case because it could Leonard Decof, the attorney for a six-member jury to have been not know of any defect in the tire on the Donohue family, said he thought negligent in the crash. The jury its racer. the jury "responded very diligently ~ ,._. granted an award of S9.6 million to the.case." ..... The jury o( ~q.ur 111e,n ~n~"' two against the two companies. women was in its second day of Decof, however, said he did not _··._cl\~ deliberations in the case when it believe the jury's award, the largest Party runs 5- 7 I DrinKs Provided I Tickets $5 But Judge Anthony A. Giannini rendered its verdict yesterday. 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Dick Ruthven. 13-12 last season, ATLANTA Steve Carlton earned the victory by scattering allowed two hits over seven innings nine hits for two runs and striking for his 301 st career victory and Mike out six in 7 1-3 innings. Lee Smith Schmidt belted a home run as the went the rest of the way, allowing Philadelphia Phillies blanked the At one run, for his first save. lanta Braves 5-0 in their season The Giants took a 1-0 lead in the first inning, but the Cubs tied it in opening game last night. Carlton walked one and fanned the fourth as Larry Bowa's second six, lifting his all-time leading double scored Leon Durham, who strikeout total to 3, 71 5. Bill had walked. Campbell took over to start the Moreland hit his homer leading eighth and went the final two in off the sixth but the Giants tied it in nings, yielding two hits. the bottom of the inning. Davis' Schmidt gave the defending Na double in the seventh scored Gary tional League champions a 1-0 lead Matthews. who walked, and in the first inning when he smacked Moreland, who singled. a 1-0 pitch from Len Barker over the The Cubs' got their final run in the center field fence. ninth on Q:ey's home run. Ivan Dejesus started a two-run Mark !~avis started and took the ftfth for the Phillies with a single up loss, going seven innings and giving the middle. After Carlton sacrificed, up II hits and four walks. Juan Samuel was hit by a pitch. Len Matuszek singled in Dejesus and Cardinals 11, Dodgers 7 Samuel also scored on the play when right fielder Claudell Washington threw wildly to the plate for an er ror. APPhoto LOS ANGELES - Darrell Porter The Phillies added another run in Eddie Milner of the Cincinnati Reds (20) slides safely season opener. Cincinnati won at home, 8-1. Yester the sixth when Von Hayes singled to homered, tripled and singled as the into home plate before the late tag of New York Mets' day's Ndtional League summaries at left. right and scored when Bo Diaz St. Louis Cardinals pounded Fer catcher Ron Hodges in the second inning of Monday's nando Valenzuela and the Los An doubled to center. A sacrifice fly by Garry Maddox drove in Schmidt, geles Dodgers I 1-7 in their season out four and issued a single walk in who had walked, in the eighth. opener. his seven innings. Expos 4, Astros 2 Porter lashed a solo homer in the Gossage, the Padres' SIO million second inning and tripled in another Padres 5, Pirates 1 free agent, went the final two in run during a five-run Cardinal out nings. HOUSTON - Andre Dawson's burst in the fourth that gave them After Pittsburgh took a 1-0 lead in RBI triple snapped an eighth-inning the lead for keeps. the top of the first on Wynne's triple tie and pinch hitter Miguel Dilone Valenzuela was tagged for six runs and johnny Ray's groundout, San added a two-run single, lifting Pete on eight hits and two walks in the SAN DIEGO - Eric Show and Diego scored all the runs it needed Rose and the Montreal Expos over three-plus innings he worked. Dan Rich Gossage teamed on a three in the bottom half of the inning. the Houston Astros 4-2 in their ny Cox, who replaced St. Louis start hitter and Kevin McReynolds and Alan Wiggins and Tony Gwynn season openers last night. er Dave LaPoint with two runners on Carmela Martinez homered last opened the inning with consecutive Rose, who was released by the base and none out in the third, night as the San Diego Padres doubles and Gwynn later scored on Philadelphia Phillies after last season pitched four scoreless innings to get downed the Pittsburgh Pirates 5-1 in Terry Kennedy's grounder. and signed with the Expos, went 2- the victory. the National League baseball opener McReynolds made it 3-0 in the for-5 in his Montreal debut. Los Angeles jumped to a 3-0 lead for both teams. second with a home run off Pitts His two hits gave him a career to in the first inning on Mike Marshall's Show, San Diego's winningest burgh starter and loser Rick Rhoden. tal of 3,992, 199 behind Ty Cobb's two-run double and a run-scoring pitcher last season, had trouble only all-time record of 4, 191. single by Candy Maldonado. with the Pirates' Marvell Wynne, Kennedy singled with two outs in Houston starter Joe Niekro took Porter's homer and a run-scoring who had two doubles and a triple for the sixth and Martinez followed the loss for the Astros. single by Gorege Hendrick trimmed the Pirates' only hits. Show struck with a homer off Rhoden. Charlie Lea got the win. Pre Law Society Juniors Night Lecture on Pre Law Curriculum Dean Waddick Professor Donald Kommers Wed. 7PM in Library Auditorium LECTURE SERIES What Is Art? Thursday night slide lectures designed to in troduce viewers to basic ideas and tech niques in art and architecture. "Photography" April 5th, 7:30pm RICHARD GRAY Assistant Professor, Department of Art, Art History and Design "Architecture" April 26th, 7:30pm NORMAN CROWE Assistant Professor, Department of Architecture $2 Admission $1 Students and Friends THE ANNEN BURG AUDITORIUM Carlton Fisk of the Chicago White Sox dives safely a- late with the tag. Chicago emerged the victor at Balti- THE SNITE MUSEUM OF ART cross home plate in the Monday season opener for the more, 5-2. Yesterday's National League summaries a- UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME h R · k D . b ... ,_ , , SRQIJJ~QrJ;,d.l:tt tl},e_. f_lj_pfJ_!i_§J)} the Snjte t~~~&~~~~~ffK...... ~· .. -...... ~ w ...... • • ...... ,...... e~u ~ .. .~- ...... ~ .,.,,._. .. Ji),~~~ .. .t ..N~~~~~~~MI~MWHW~jliii~M!I!!~!!II!~~~ •.·-·-•.. • .. ·~• ... • ...... • .. •.. ~~~~ ...... ~~\.1.:~'!..'\.~"-' tj#.I:.JI3.611.. ~·\..\~ .•. I I It 0 t I I I I I Iff I I I I. f f f f f If If I Itt I I I I It I I I I I Itt. I It Itt I I I I I 1 Wednesday~ April4, 1984- page 10 Sports Briefs Trials continued from page 12 The Law" School intranlural basketball cham will be held beginning Cheerleading tryouts tana; Keith Lee, Memphis Statl". pionship will be hdd tonight, Apri14, at 7 p.m. in Gym 4 of the ACC. tomorrow, Thursday, AprilS, from 6-10 p.m. The second clinic will Karl Malone. Louisiana Tech.; - Th<• Obsen•er be held on Friday, April 6, at 6 p.m. Cheerleading t1nals then will be Danny Manning, Lawrence High conducted on Saturday, April 7, from 6-10 p.m. All sessions will he School, Lawrence, Kansas; Maurice held in the ACC Pit and tryouts will be open to the public Thursday Martin, St. Joseph's, Pa.; Jim Master. and Saturday. - The Obseroer The ND / SM C Sailing Club will have a meeting Kentucky; Chris Mullin, St. John's, tonight at 6:30 in Room 204 O'Shaughnessy to discuss upcoming N.Y.; Jay Murphy, Boston College; social events and rc:gattas. - The Obseroer Sam Perkins, North Carolina; Chuck Person, Auburn. Keep training for the Irish Spring Run, a six-mile race Ed Pinckney, Villanova; Terry Por ter, Wisconsin-Stevens Point; Mark around campus, the lakes, and the golf course. It's coming up Satur Price, Georgia Tech.; Fred Reynolds, The Crew Team will be holding a meeting tomorrow, day, April 14 at I 0 a.m. Deadline for entries is this Friday. Registra Texas-El Paso; Alvin Robertson, April <;, at 8:30 p.m. in the LaFortune Little Theater. Betting shirts tion must be made in person at the NVA office, and a $3 fee will be Arkansas; Aubrey Sherrod, Wichita will be distributed and money collected for the Indianapolis trip - charged. Trophies and t-shirts will be awarded.- The Obseroer cash only. On Sunday, elections will be held at 8:30, also in the Little State; Charlie Sitton, Oregon State; Theater. - The Obsen1er Gene Smith, Georgetown. Kenny Smith, North Carolina; Terence Stansbury, Temple; John Stockton. Gonzaga University; Greg An interhall tennis tournament will be Stokes, Iowa; Roy Tarpley, Michigan; The Fellowship of Christian Athletes will be sponsored by NV A on Sunday, April 8. Students interested in this meeting tonight at 7:30 in Room 20 of Hayes-Healy. Election of Anthony Teachey, Wake Forest; ail-day event should contact their hall athletic commissioner for in Wayman Tisdale, Oklahoma; Jeff officers will take place, and all are welcome to attend. - The Ob formation about their hall's team. Rosters must he submitted by 5 sen,er Turner, Vanderbilt. p.m. today. -The Obsen,er Melvin Turpin, Kentucky; Nick Vanos, University of Santa Clara; Milt Wagner, Louisville; Kenny Walker, Stepan Center is closed for the remainder of the semes Kentucky; Dwayne Washington, The squash ClUb will host a tournament April 6-8 for Syracuse; Willie White, Tennessee tcr for rccreational purposl"S. The building is reservcd for thc Mock players at all levels. It is open to all students, faculty and staff. Sign Convention, Collegiate Jazz Fcstival, advance registration, and An Chattanooga;John Williams, Tulane; ups will continue through Thursday at the ACC courts. 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S~orts Wednesday, Apri14, 1984- page 12 ere to take yourse out to the ball game Chuck Freeby Sports Writer Irish Items Hello again, everybody! With April upon us and springtimt· in the air. a young man's thoughts turn to, among other things ... bast·ball. Well, at least the thoughts of some people do. The next six months will be filled with warm weather, trips to the lake and the delightful sounds of the national pa.~time. So, this week let's take a plea.'iant diversion from the confines of the Notre Dame campus to explore the wonderful world of ba.'icball. The Parks ...One of the most popular things to do during the spring at this campus is leave. In March, we go to tropical paradi~cs such a.o; Florida, Texas or Elkhart on spring break. In May, we take those delightful tests known as finals and head for summer jobs or unemployment lines. But where do you go in April? To the ballpark, Th~ ObM:rvt'r/Paul C~lli of course! Some say the best offense is a good defense, and ifso, lions at his defensive spot next season for defensive If you arc going to take a day and go to the hallgame, but aren't sophomore-to-be cornerback Troy Wilson is a perfect coordinator and secondary coach A1ldy Christoff sure exactly where to go, this section is for you. Now, I don't know exe~mpk as be returns an interception against Army Trish Sullivan's story below. what appeals to your particular tastes, and I don't claim to be an last fall. Wilson is expected to make strong contribu- expert on the subject, hut I have been to all of the stadiums within mity of here. Here's my rating of the stadiums with pros Spring practice and cons. /-Comiskey Park ... Home of the 19H3 AL West champion Chicago White Sox. Located just off the Dan Ryan Expressway, it's Christoff pleased with his defense easy to get to, and once you are in the park, it's hard to believe this stadium is the oldest in the majors. The exploding scoreboard, By TRISH SUlliVAN stant menace to oppo!>ing teams, of The other safety and comer posi Diamond Vision, Nancy Faust at the organ, great food, and the rowdy Sports Writer ten responsible for making the big tions appear to be in the hands of Sox fans can make a trip to this park enjoyable for people who don't defensive play. sophomores Steve Lawrence and even like baseball. The fact that the team often wins is icing on the With more than a week of spring Also lending his experience to the Troy Wilson, respectively. cake. practice under his belt, defensive secondary is junior Pat Ballage. A Lawrence, ( 6-0, 180-pounds) coordinator and secondary coach starter in 1983, the 6-2, 197-pound earned one start last season against There aren't a lot of bad aspects about this park. Other than the Andy Christoff has gotten a chance Ballage compiled 55 tackles for the Colorado, and played frequently as gripe that if it's a rainy day, the roof doesn't protect you much be to sec what he ha.'i 10 work with for year, and proved himself as a solid Chris Brown's backup. cause of all the leaks, I haven't found any major faults. Put this park the fall - and he is plea.o;antly tackler at the weak cornerback posi The 5-11, 170-pound Wilson among the best in the majors. surprised. tion. earned his rookie stripes as a starter "I'm very happy with the progress The experienced players can't on two occasions, filling in for the 2-Wrigley Field ...This is paradise to a die-hard Cub fan. The ivy we've shown," says Christoff. "The feel pressure on themselves to carry injured Stacey Toran. Wilson made a covered walls and old-fashioned atmosphere arc throwbacks to a guys have worked hard on their pur the defense, though. "For our great insurance play in the Uberty time before baseball wa.<> marred by strikes and ridiculous contracts. suit of the football and the basic philosophy to be implemented, Bowl, a game-clinching deflection, And, one has to admit Cub fans are among the most loyal people in tct·hniques of defense." everyone has to do his job and have in addition to registering 18 tackles the world (unless, of course, your name is Lee Elia ). A day in the With only two experienced confidence in his teammates," com and two interceptions for the year. bleachers will prove it. players returning next fall in the ments Christoff. Christoff is also looking forward defensive backfield, it was far from The rest of the secondary posi to seeing the incoming freshmen do However, there arc some problems with the park. The nearest an enviable ta.'ik that Christoff took tions are filled with question marks. well in August. Especially im parking spot is in Peoria, and unless you sit in the upper deck or on. Tht· defensive philosophy he has In order to alleviate the problem pressive is cornerback Brandy Wells bleachers, walls and posts will block your view of at lea.o;t two crucial adopted for his players is one that of lack of depth, a few players have from Montclair, N). Wells was plays a game. With the Cubs, that may be all you get. Finally, since all goes back to the basics. switched positions. Sophomore named on just about everybody's all the games at Wrigley arc played during the day, you'll have to miss "We've got to work on technique Mike Haywood is putting up a battle America teams. some classes to go on a weekday. Then again, that might not be a and play aggressive ball - meaning for the strong cornerback spot with "It's difficult for any freshman to disadvantage. no tricks or complicated defenses," Ballage. Haywood, a 5-11, 176- come in right away and start," adds explains Christoff. "This week we've pound former wide receiver who Christoff. "Every player has to prove 3-Milwaukee County Stadium ... Here's another stadium right only used one defense, and doing missed most of the 1983 campaign himself first." off the interstate with easy access and plenty of parking. This park is things like that allows us to con with a tom thigh muscle, is a Although it's too early to predict worth the drive for the concessions and tailgaters alone. Never mind centrate more and gain some con speedster who should add some anything for the fall, the so-called the hot dogs - have the bratwurst and sauerkraut, and remember, fidence." depth. weak spot on the Irish defense this city didn't nickname their team the Brewers for nothing. Co-captain and senior (to-be) Joe "Haywood, Trey Coleman and seems to be shaping up nicely, at Johnson helps to assure that con Van Pearcy - the players we've least so far. Nevertheless, the fact remains that spring in Wisconsin is even fidence in the strong safety position. asked to switch positions - have With his defense playing ag colder than in South Bend, and one must dress accordingly. Add to Missing only one game last sea.o;on done very well," boasts Christoff. gressively and confidently, the the cold weather a three-and-a-half hour drive, not including the due to injury, the 6-2, 192-pound "The guys have taken a positive defensive coordinator has one goal time change, and a night game in Milwaukee could be an experience Johnson finished the season with 50 mental attitude about the situation in mind: "The obvious goal - we in masochism. tackles and four sacks. He was a con- and have made progress." want to win." 4-Tiger Stadium ...As far as just watching the ball game, this park Sluby not going is one of the best around. The stadium's construction puts you right on top of the action anyplace in the house. The modem scoreboard, fine food and the hilarious Detroit fans who are willing to voice their opinion vociferously arc three big advantages to this old-time bal Invitations made to Olympic trials lpark. As.'iOCiated Press Ind., April I7-22, under the direc Wardell Curry, Virginia Tech.; Unfortunately, you may never be able to get to the ballpark. There tion of Olympic coach Bobby Knight Johnny Dawkins, Duke; Bruce arc plenty of cars in Detroit, but nobody cleared away any place to Tht· Amateur Basketball Associa and the ABA USA Games Committee. Douglas, Illinois; Joe Dumars, put them in the vicinity of Tiger Stadium. Also, without trying to tion of the liSA yesterday an The players invited are: McNeese State; Devin Durrant, Brig insult anybody, the Detroit fans have been known to get out of hand nounced the 74 players to be invited ham Young; Patrick Ewing, George with opposing tans at times. If you make the trip to Tiger Stadium, to tht.· 19!i4 Olympic Basketball Tri town; Vern Fleming, Georgia; Alvin you had better "root, root, root for the home team." als. and senior swingman Tom Sluby Mark Acres, Oral Roberts Univer Franklin, Houston. of Notrt· Dame was noticeably ab sity; Mark Alarie, Duke; Steve Alford. Lancaster Gordon, Louisville; 5-]ake Kline Field ... Barely edged out of fourth place by Tiger '>cnt from the list. However, it wasn't Indiana; Charles Barkley, Auburn; Greg Grant, Utah State, A.C. Green, Stadium, there arc several advantages to this park. You don't need to a matter of Sluby's not being Walter Berry, San Jacinto Junior Col Oregon State; Mark Halsel. Nor worry about parking since it's within walking distance of your dorm. sdet·tcd, said Head Coach Digger lege; Len Bias, Maryland; Steve theastern; Steve Harris, Tulsa; Butch The fans arc right on top of the action in the home plate bleachers. Phelps. Black, LaSalle; Sam Howie, Kentucky. Hays, California-Berkeley; Charles Concessions and restroom facilities are nearby, and the newly· "We talked about it, and Tom Hightower, U.S. Armed Forces; Jay installed organ provides plenty of entertainment for the fans ... talked to his mother about it, and Charles Bradley, University of Humphries, Colorado. right now he is more concerned South Florida, Delray Brooks, Rogers Bobby Lee Hurt, Alabama; Lewis Pick of the Week ... which leads me to the pick of the week for about graduation," said Phelps. High School-Michigan City, Ind.; Jackson, Alabama State; Charles this week. The Irish diamondcrs will see plenty of action during the "He's already missed a week of Mike Brown, George Washington; Jones, Louisville; Michael Jordan, next few days at Jake Kline Field as long as the weatherman school, so he's not playing in any all Michael Cage, San Diego State; North Carolina; Joe Kleine, cooperates. Valparaiso will be the opponent this afternoon at 2, star game,. His priority right now is Roosevelt Chapman, Dayton; Arkansas; Jon Koncak, Sourthern before Wisconsin and DePauw invade Notre Dame for getting a degree." Lorenzo Charles, North Carolina Methodist; Larry Krystkowiak, Mon- doubleheaders Saturday and Sunday, respectively. The first game The Olympic Trials will be held at State; Steve Colter, New Mexico each day starts at I p.m. Indiana University in Bloomington, State; Tyr.one Corbin, DePaul. See TRIALS, page 8